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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/29/22)

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The Saturday Night Joke

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(H/T AZ Deplorable Moron)

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I can put up with a cold nose, it's the toes that bother me. But, if you are worried about a cold nose this is for you.

Keep your nose cozy this winter in a vintage wool nose warmer. In the 1960's these nose warmers made their debut. They were sold by the Hanover House mail order company. As someone whose nose does not like the cold, I think these nose warmers need to make a comeback, asap. You may look like a goofball while wearing it, but at least your snot won't freeze.


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The old story of "The Milkman". Is there truth behind the suave Cazanova?(H/T Clutch)


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As a child growing up my mother would tell me that a little soap and water wouldn't hurt me. She didn't know about this guy.(H/T CBD)

‘World’s dirtiest man’ Amou Haji — who last showered 60 years ago — dead at 94
An Iranian hermit who had been unofficially dubbed the “world’s dirtiest man” after not showering for some 60 years has died at age 94, state media reported.

Amou Haji – not his real name, but an endearing nickname given to elderly people – reportedly died Sunday in the village of Dejgah.

Haji, known for his grime-covered skin and matted hair, abstained from washing because he believed soap and water would make him sick. He lived in isolation for most of his life in an open brick hut, which villagers made after he started sleeping in a hole in the ground.


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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

6 tricks for avoiding a hangover
Maybe.

After thousands of years of getting wasted, humans still aren’t sure exactly what causes hangovers. The best, most scientifically sound guess is that it’s some combination of dehydration, the chemicals left behind when your body metabolizes alcohol, and plain-old divine punishment. In any case, not knowing the exact cause makes finding a “cure” difficult.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Indian Summer Emporium

Tonight's selections were Hat Tips from Isophorone Blog & Golfman.

Golfman let me know that 51 years ago today we lost Duane Allman.


&&&

And I.B wanted us to know that, "
Here is an interesting musical centennial for today: Neal Hefti was born 100 years ago today. He composed theme music for "The Odd Couple" and "Batman," among other things."


What a varied array of music tonight. Thanks for the Hat Tips and RIP Jerry Lee Lewis.


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Even the sweet bluebell has more sense than this when it comes time to making shivs. Genius Award Winner.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida inmate faces more charges after he attacked several detention deputies with a broken plunger Thursday, authorities said.

The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office said around 5 p.m. Thursday, 35-year-old Isaac Brevil, of Delray Beach was unclogging his cell toilet with the plunger when he refused to give it back through his meal flap opening.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Demonstrable Facts.

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(Of course there is a Mystery Click)


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Notice: Posted with permission by the Crack Weekend Staff of the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No hamsters were injured in the production of this ONT. The ONT uses genetically modified caffeine.

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Comments

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1 Huh.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:47 PM (+5YjI)

2

Firſt?

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 09:48 PM (dZs1D)

3

Fu.....

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 09:48 PM (dZs1D)

4 I even read stuff. Like a rookie.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:48 PM (+5YjI)

5 The joke reminds me of a sergeant I served with once. If someone was on the phone too long talking to their significant other, he'd shout in a very loud voice, "Sir, there's a woman out front. Claims she's you're wife."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2022 09:48 PM (anj39)

6 Zettai, purely by accident.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:49 PM (+5YjI)

7 Read the content. Too tired to care if I'm first.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 29, 2022 09:49 PM (03Hhr)

8 On Twitter a video shows Obama giving a speech and a crowd shouting Fuck Joe Biden over him. Hoping it is real.

Posted by: Jmel at October 29, 2022 09:50 PM (bVhJi)

9 Well, know that I’m first, I guess I better stick around and say something significant.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:50 PM (+5YjI)

10 I totally missed the Movie Sign! Thread and I was really looking forward to it.

In OKC we had Count Gregore. When I was twelve we visited western PA and our hotel TV picked up Youngstown , OH. I think it was the Ghoul. He was good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 09:51 PM (TJjL2)

11 “Something significant.”

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:51 PM (+5YjI)

12 I claim this ONT for all of mankind!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2022 09:53 PM (9qSw/)

13 Try painting tonight's pic, polynikes!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 09:54 PM (7bRMQ)

14 RI Red, bringing the First!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2022 09:54 PM (Wnv9h)

15 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 09:54 PM (F7cJA)

16 More Allman brothers? MisHum really loves us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2022 09:55 PM (G0bXQ)

17 I got caught up tonight watching a new All Quiet on the Western Front on Netflix. It's not bad, but I can see I still have an hour to go and the suffering of the soldiers is just unbearable already.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 09:55 PM (TJjL2)

18 ...purely by accident.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:49 PM



I hadn't even composed an opener when the ONT appeared out of nowhere, and I was utterly unprepared...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 09:55 PM (dZs1D)

19 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

RIP Jerry Lee. One of a kind.

That joke is fabulous!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 09:56 PM (CwSdS)

20 Genetically modified caffeine causes hangovers. Or whiskey. I can't remember.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 29, 2022 09:58 PM (Yc4N3)

21 Quiet in here.

Too quiet...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2022 09:58 PM (Wnv9h)

22 Love the saturday night joke. I wonder if youngsters really get it. Seems like they just text each other.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2022 09:58 PM (3cGpq)

23

Are we absolutely certain that Lewis is actually mertv this time?

Because it's awkward when the announcement is premature...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 09:58 PM (dZs1D)

24 That amourous milkman? At the time of that picture, he was 35. Wore himself out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 09:59 PM (FVME7)

25 “Something significant.”
Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 09:51 PM (+5YjI)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 09:59 PM (CwSdS)

26 Love the top photo.

Who was supposed to bring the marshmellows?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 09:59 PM (CwSdS)

27 How large of an area would you have to service to make 800 women pregnant? If it was multiple times for the same one, don't you think the husbands would get suspicious?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 09:59 PM (7bRMQ)

28 Good evening morons and thanks wd

All that bonfire needs now is a bottle of brown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 10:00 PM (EZebt)

29 Top photo - anyone else see a face in the fire?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:00 PM (5rCWs)

30 I've been away from the blog but was looking today for news on Jewells. Did she get the results of her brain MRI? Been praying, just wondering.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at October 29, 2022 10:00 PM (BjGT6)

31 Are we absolutely certain that Lewis is actually mertv this time?

Because it's awkward when the announcement is premature...
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 09:58 PM (dZs1D)

Isn't that an odd situation? Someone announces his death two days prematurely and then he actually passes two days later.

Almost like it was willed into existence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2022 10:00 PM (G0bXQ)

32 I mean mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 10:00 PM (EZebt)

33 UTC is so overrated for any practical use in modern computer systems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

34 A screaming face!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (Yc4N3)

35 Nose warmer heh.
Schoolmate showed me something like that he sneaked out of his father's room, one of his girlfriends at work knitted for him, but it wasn't for the nose.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hgO+8)

36 Evenin'

10:Blutarski When I was twelve we visited western PA and our hotel TV picked up Youngstown , OH.


Where in W.PA?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)

37
Yoko ruined the Beatles.

Cher would have ruined the Allman Bros.

Elin ruined Tiger.

Gisele ruined TB and the TB Bucs.


Posted by: frankly at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (vlYDV)

38 At the very end of the movie thread, the name "Ratfink" came up. There's a name I haven't thought about since I was in 7th grade!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)

39 RMBS, got your email from Scoobs. Will send something this week.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (+5YjI)

40 Willowed: "Gaslight is a good movie."
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I am half-way through. Good movie, but this looks like a narrow aspect version.
Posted by: goodluckduck at October 29, 2022
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Trivia: Vincent Price played the husband originally on stage in the play Angel Street, with Leo G. Carroll as the police agent. As I recall reading, it opened on Broadway like 2 *days* before Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022


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And almost 25 years later in '65, they played adversaries on a Man From U.N.C.L.E., Carroll as spy boss Mr. Waverly and Price as a French agent of Thrush.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 10:02 PM (c6xtn)

41 good evening y'all

Posted by: wing at October 29, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

42 ♬ Flicker you souls to the winds.

The Tigers are lighting the road to Berlin. ♩

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

43 In OKC we had Count Gregore. When I was twelve we visited western PA and our hotel TV picked up Youngstown , OH. I think it was the Ghoul. He was good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 09:51 PM (TJjL2)

Youngstown? Isn't that where Dean Martin is from?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ)

44 Top picture - look at the faces in the flames!

(ok that's an old trick; you can always find faces in the flames if you try)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (r46W7)

45 Hey I posted about the dirtiest guy dying after a bath

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (5rCWs)

46 I'm tied to the whipping post for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (EZebt)

47 Yoko ruined the Beatles.

Cher would have ruined the Allman Bros.

Elin ruined Tiger.

Gisele ruined TB and the TB Bucs.

Posted by: frankly at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (vlYDV)

Claudine Longet ruined Spider Sabich.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (4I/2K)

48

Randy is my father...

Posted by: John Kasich at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (qRPKQ)

49 Where in W.PA?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Near Pittsburgh, but a distant suburb. Slippery Rock, maybe? I remember we visited an Amish community. I don't remember that but I remember the Ghoul. Go figure.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (TJjL2)

50 Diogenes

Much better than my "Tell her you love her, and get off the phone."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

51 44 Top picture - look at the faces in the flames!

(ok that's an old trick; you can always find faces in the flames if you try)
Posted by: Tom Servo

I see Sponge Bob at the top

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:04 PM (5rCWs)

52 On Twitter a video shows Obama giving a speech and a crowd shouting Fuck Joe Biden over him. Hoping it is real.
Posted by: Jmel

Herschel Walker murdered Obama.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Obama: "Some of you may not remember, but Herschel Walker was a heck of a football player... does that make him the best person to represent you?... let's say you're at the airport & you see Walker & you say, Hey, there's Herschel, Heisman winner. Let's have him fly the plane!"

Herschel Walker: “Two years ago [Obama] told us to vote for Joe Biden didn’t he?”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:04 PM (FVME7)

53 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 10:04 PM (Bd6X8)

54 I believe jewells reported a clean MRI

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (EZebt)

55 TecumsehTea-not a resident troll

No brain cancer. Chemo and radiation starts the 7th of November.

FUCK CANCER.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

56 A hangover is God's way of telling you you should use marijuana instead.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (KAi1n)

57 I've got a pretty big burn pile just waiting to be lit

Jan 1st, it's going up

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (us2H3)

58 ..How large of an area would you have to service to make 800 women pregnant? If it was multiple times for the same one, don't you think the husbands would get suspicious? Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 09:59 PM (7bRMQ)

Back when SNL was occasionally funny, the skit where the brown haired dad was sayin' g'bye to all his red-headed kids, as he was going off to work.

Just then, the red-headed milk-man arrived at the back door of the house to make his delivery. Who knows, might've been SNL's final funny skit?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (e6UQI)

59 I once read somewhere that administration of pharmaceutical Oxygen is a dandy hangover cure, much employed by partying pre-med students the morning after, that kind of thing. I must say I've tried it, and it seems to work, but only for so long as you stay connected to the O2, it is temporary otherwise.

Drinking truly copious quantities of water before retiring also helps. Thankfully my excessive imbibing days are behind me. A cold beer now and then is outstanding, but that is about my limit.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (K1QfJ)

60 Embrace

The

Suck!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (oqrJk)

61 Now that's a way to head off to bed: Beastie Boys

Except in my case it's:

You've Got to Fight For Your Right to POTTY...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)

62 Nice music pick behind the top pic. I plan to play all the way through. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (1paLu)

63 have there been other countries in the world where the president or prime minister/pick a title was senile?

and everyone went along with it?

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (geLO8)

64

The top pic looks kinda familiar...

Posted by: Thich Quang Duc at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (qRPKQ)

65 Gonna go shoot aspirins tomorrow.
Boy, is Rite-Aide gonna be surprised.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (+5YjI)

66 59 I once read somewhere that administration of pharmaceutical Oxygen is a dandy hangover cure

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Pharmaceutical oxygen is the kind with the extra neutrons, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:07 PM (oqrJk)

67 55
NaCly, that is indeed great news.
Thanks for reposting it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

68 Just then, the red-headed milk-man arrived at the back door of the house to make his delivery. Who knows, might've been SNL's final funny skit?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

It's a long time running gag in our family. I look like mom, my oldest brother looks like dad, and the middle brother looks like the milkman. Never fails to get a laugh.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:07 PM (TJjL2)

69 hangovers are because your body uses water to process alcohol in the liver, so you get dehydrated and the capillaries in your brain contract, and it hurts

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (geLO8)

70 Love the HW comeback to Obama. AnonWrecks.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (3cGpq)

71 DB

The USSR, at least Andropov and Brezhnev.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

72 Sahel Jenni Kazemi ruined Steve McNair

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (4I/2K)

73 Elon Musk planned to begin laying off workers at Twitter as soon as Saturday, four people with knowledge of the matter said, with some managers being asked to draw up lists of employees to cut.
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The layoffs at Twitter would take place before Tuesday, when employees were scheduled to receive stock grants as part of their compensation. Such grants typically represent a significant portion of employees’ pay. By laying off workers before that date, Nov. 1, Musk may avoid paying the grants.

LOL.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

74 Meanwhile, newz from my former homestead. Apparently, someone burned a 'Fetterman' sign somewhere in Lawrence County, PA.

https://tinyurl.com/yxe24rcx

From Twitchy

Outside of New Castle and the surrounding burbs, most of the county is rural. I liked the 'deep red Lawrence County' tag. I wonder if they'll ask themselves why a county that had been very Blue for about 100+ years suddenly went Red in the last 15 years? Aren't they a bit curious? Nah, just fake a sign burning or something stupid equivalent.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (sAmhv)

75 Claudine Longet ruined Spider Sabich.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (4I/2K)

I skied K2's because of Spyder...

Crushed hard on Claudine too.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (BgMrQ)

76 At the very end of the movie thread, the name "Ratfink" came up. There's a name I haven't thought about since I was in 7th grade!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)

I had, and built, the model kit of Ratfink. Long gone, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (1paLu)

77 Youngstown? Isn't that where Dean Martin is from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

No, he's from Steubenville.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:09 PM (F7cJA)

78 Nice campfire. It's an auto-de-fe ONT.

Step right up, you heretics!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:09 PM (oqrJk)

79 the name "Ratfink" came up.

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Local commie rat bastard candidate opponent to Lauren Boebert, Adam Fritsch, has all of his campaign signs in red. He flying a false flag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:10 PM (FVME7)

80 Commissar Hrothgar

Thank you so much for that T-shirt. I modeled it for the local Pragmatic group Wednesday night. They wanted explanations. Ha!

And I owe you a reply. Sunday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

81 Except in my case it's:

You've Got to Fight For Your Right to POTTY...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (BgMrQ

You must live in a house full of women

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2022 10:10 PM (G0bXQ)

82 Youngstown? Isn't that where Dean Martin is from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You're thinking of the Stoops brothers, maybe?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:10 PM (TJjL2)

83 63 have there been other countries in the world where the president or prime minister/pick a title was senile?

and everyone went along with it?
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (geLO

George III comes to mind.

Franz Joseph of Austro-Hungary, who was 84 when WW1 started.

Democracy was supposed to protect us from the stupid things that Monarchies were prone to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:10 PM (r46W7)

84 No, he's from Steubenville.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:09 PM (F7cJA)

That's better!?

Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at October 29, 2022 10:11 PM (7bRMQ)

85 Youngstown? Isn't that where Dean Martin is from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt



Steubenville, Oh

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:11 PM (sAmhv)

86 Back when SNL was occasionally funny, the skit where the brown haired dad was sayin' g'bye to all his red-headed kids, as he was going off to work.

Just then, the red-headed milk-man arrived at the back door of the house to make his delivery. Who knows, might've been SNL's final funny skit?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2022 10:05 PM (e6UQI)

They stole that from Laugh-In, with their recurring skit about the Farkle Family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:11 PM (1paLu)

87 Cicero (@cicero43)

No oil, and much purer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

88 A hangover is God's way of telling you you should use marijuana instead.
Posted by: SFGoth
__

lol

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 10:12 PM (IPpg0)

89 54 San Franpsycho

Thanks, that is wonderful news. I looked at the prayer list today but it wasn't updated. Prayers continue.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at October 29, 2022 10:12 PM (BjGT6)

90 76 At the very end of the movie thread, the name "Ratfink" came up. There's a name I haven't thought about since I was in 7th grade!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)

I had, and built, the model kit of Ratfink. Long gone, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:08 PM (1paLu)

In true Ghoulardi fashion, I built the little devil...and then BLEW HIS ASS UP.

'Cause that's what Ghoulardi would have wanted at the time...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)

91 I once read somewhere that administration of pharmaceutical Oxygen is a dandy hangover cure, much employed by partying pre-med students the morning after, that kind of thing. I must say I've tried it, and it seems to work, but only for so long as you stay connected to the O2, it is temporary otherwise.

Drinking truly copious quantities of water before retiring also helps. Thankfully my excessive imbibing days are behind me. A cold beer now and then is outstanding, but that is about my limit.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (K1QfJ)

Used to go out to the shop, and huff oxygen from the welding cylinder if I had bad headache after over-indulging. Worked real well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:13 PM (1paLu)

92 And I owe you a reply. Sunday.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Sounds good to me! Glad it worked for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

93 I'm in Vegas on the Saturday night before Halloween. The people-watching is LIT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:13 PM (oqrJk)

94 No, he's from Steubenville.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:09 PM (F7cJA)

Steubenville, Oh

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:11 PM (sAmhv)

Two with one bait!

Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)

95 47 Yoko ruined the Beatles.
Cher would have ruined the Allman Bros.
Elin ruined Tiger.
Gisele ruined TB and the TB Bucs.
Posted by: frankly at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (vlYDV)

Claudine Longet ruined Spider Sabich.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:03 PM (4I/2K)

David's girlfriend ruined Spinal Tap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (r46W7)

96
have there been other countries in the world where the president or prime minister/pick a title was senile?

and everyone went along with it?
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:06 PM (geLO

________

FDR in his 4th term
Churchill had a stroke in the early 1950s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff)

97 Meanwhile, newz from my former homestead. Apparently, someone burned a 'Fetterman' sign somewhere in Lawrence County, PA.

https://tinyurl.com/yxe24rcx

Rob Reiner knows who's responsible for the Pelosi attack.

Rob Reiner@robreiner
Donald Trump has been spreading The Big Lie for 2 years. The violent assault on Paul Pelosi and the attempt to murder Speaker Pelosi is directly related to that Lie. Donald Trump is 100% responsible for this and Jan.6. He must be indicted and never be allowed to hold office.

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Trump is like rust; he never sleeps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (FVME7)

98 I'm in Vegas on the Saturday night before Halloween. The people-watching is LIT.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Where are you staying? And why are you posting?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (TJjL2)

99 People train goes out of S-S-S-Stubbville.

Posted by: Owen at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)

100 Sahel Jenni Kazemi ruined Steve McNair
Posted by: Count de Monet

Don't cheat on your wife and your mistress won't kill you.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (KAi1n)

101 Where are you staying? And why are you posting?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (TJjL2)

--------

Delano

Drinking

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:15 PM (oqrJk)

102 Anybody wearing a nose warmer should immediately have some sense slapped back into them. C'mon, man! Turn on the heat! Is this what the Biden economy has brought forthwith?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 29, 2022 10:15 PM (geVLo)

103 Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Obama: "Some of you may not remember, but Herschel Walker was a heck of a football player... does that make him the best person to represent you?... let's say you're at the airport & you see Walker & you say, Hey, there's Herschel, Heisman winner. Let's have him fly the plane!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:04 PM (FVME7)
* * * *
Obama never could make a decent straw man argument. This one is really lame. Love Walker's retort!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 10:15 PM (CwSdS)

104 The meal flap opening sounds intriguing...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 29, 2022 10:15 PM (Xrfse)

105 Didn't like the Beastie Boys until "Intergalactic":

https://tinyurl.com/26rp9b4z

and also "Sabotage":

https://tinyurl.com/56ryr7wk



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

106 17 year old Kristy Swanson on TCM.
A real cutie, just out of the 'cuties' range.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY8)

107 Don't cheat on your wife and your mistress won't kill you.
Posted by: SFGoth

iirc, this wise utterance has it's own chapter in the AoS Book Of Knowledge.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:16 PM (F7cJA)

108 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument.

And that was the least of his shortcomings.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2022 10:17 PM (Xrfse)

109 *hic*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Is that downtown next to the 4 Queens?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:17 PM (TJjL2)

110 MisHum,
That nose warmer would look divine on you dahling !!!🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at October 29, 2022 10:17 PM (UUBmN)

111 So let me see if I have this right ...

Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (K1QfJ)

112 Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at October 29, 2022 10:12 PM (BjGT6)

Yeah I need to update the prayer thread. MRI was negative for brain cancer thank God. The week of November 7th is gonna suck though. Radiation and chemo all in the same week. I'm not going to be feeling so hot for awhile.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

113 Don't cheat on your wife and your mistress won't kill you.
Posted by: SFGoth

iirc, this wise utterance has it's own chapter in the AoS Book Of Knowledge.
Posted by: Tonypete

Daaang. I did not know that. Can my day get any better?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (KAi1n)

114 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument. This one is really lame. Love Walker's retort!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

It takes training and competence to fly a plane. Any fucking idiot can be a Senator. See: Obama, Brandon, ChiFi...

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (TJjL2)

115 I really think the instantaneous sharing of communication/thoughts/drivel/brain farts through the internet is awesome.
Thank you, Rob Reiner.

Posted by: RI Red at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (+5YjI)

116 108 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument.

And that was the least of his shortcomings.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Even worse, straw man arguments were one of his strengths!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

117 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument.

And that was the least of his shortcomings.


Did he have any actual longcomings, other than melanin?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (eOEVl)

118 Trump is like rust; he never sleeps.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:14 PM (FVME7)

That's My Copyright! You can't use that, you can't use that! I'm a gonna take all my music off spotify!!!

Posted by: Neil Young at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (r46W7)

119 111 So let me see if I have this right ...

Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater



Rob Reiners Deep Thots!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (sAmhv)

120 We'll all continue the prayers Jewells. Hang in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (F7cJA)

121 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument.

Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Barry O at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)

122 Is that downtown next to the 4 Queens?

------------

The Strip


https://tinyurl.com/4uf5de49

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:20 PM (oqrJk)

123 So let me see if I have this right ...

Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater

Carroll O'Connor was a very prescient man.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 10:20 PM (KAi1n)

124 Ah... Whippin Post... was the name of a Bar outside Fr Gordon GA in 1980.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2022 10:20 PM (oHd/0)

125 121 Obama never could make a decent straw man argument.

Don't call my bluff!
Posted by: Barry O at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)

Straw Man? If he only had a brain....

Posted by: Tin Woodsman at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (oHd/0)

126 It takes training and competence to fly a plane. Any fucking idiot can be a Senator. See: Obama, Brandon, ChiFi...
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:18 PM (TJjL2)

-----------

*ahem*

Posted by: Maizie Hirono at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (oqrJk)

127 Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL

With a third, as yet unidentified, person there to open the door for the police.

Pelosi called 911 after telling his "assailant" that he needed a bathroom break.

Because people doing home invasion robberies always allow their victims bathroom breaks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

128 Have a wonderful night, everyone.

May you have bliss and golden memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

129 Yikes! Almost missed ONT tonight. This will just not do....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2022 10:22 PM (+WmgM)

130 Straw men are racist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:22 PM (oqrJk)

131 Try painting tonight's pic, polynikes!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 09:54 PM (7bRMQ)

This one would be pretty easy since it could be done wet on wet. I'll put in the queue. I painted two other ONT photos that I sent to MH who may post one day.




Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (hg4Xf)

132 Long shortcomings, short longcomings, I reject this false choice.

Posted by: Obamao at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (oTZbj)

133 Did he have any actual longcomings, other than melanin?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 10:19 PM (eOEVl)
* * *
Well, there was at least one other...

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (CwSdS)

134 Dean Martin was from Toledo, right?

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO8)

135 jewells45
It will, but think of all the cancer cells dying.
You'll get through it, look at all the people here praying for you. I'm so happy to hear the mri was negative.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (BjGT6)

136
*ahem*
Posted by: Maizie Hirono at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (oqrJk)

_________

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Patty Murray at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (1Nxff)

137 I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

Posted by: The Obama Straw Man at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (oqrJk)

138 Neal Hefti was one of Clint Eastwood's composers, iirc.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (MxRrv)

139
Yeah I need to update the prayer thread. MRI was negative for brain cancer thank God. The week of November 7th is gonna suck though. Radiation and chemo all in the same week. I'm not going to be feeling so hot for awhile.
Posted by: jewells45

Sorry to hear the schedule; but, really happy to hear the MRI results!
Yea Jewells!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (haIhA)

140 The Strip


https://tinyurl.com/4uf5de49
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:20 PM (oqrJk)

Could we please start putting warnings on condensed links that go to filthy, evil, google?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:24 PM (1paLu)

141 Speaking of super geniuses on the Twatter . . .

bettemidler@BetteMidler
People with uteri need all of you to get out & vote. And people with uteri should vote too! Because you shouldn't have to have be one of #HerschelWalkergirlfriends to get access to reproductive health care.

People
People with uteri
Are the luckiest people in the world

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:25 PM (FVME7)

142 This one would be pretty easy since it could be done wet on wet. I'll put in the queue. I painted two other ONT photos that I sent to MH who may post one day.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (hg4Xf)

I would consider a black canvas maybe, bring out the flames. Or a gray canvas for the top and black for the bottom.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)

143 More Allmans! MisHum....a man after my own musical ❤
Than you sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2022 10:25 PM (+WmgM)

144 17 year old Kristy Swanson on TCM.
A real cutie, just out of the 'cuties' range.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY

She grew up to be conservative so add another point.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:26 PM (hg4Xf)

145 Pelosi called 911 after telling his "assailant" that he needed a bathroom break.

Because people doing home invasion robberies always allow their victims bathroom breaks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

Had to make some room...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:26 PM (1paLu)

146
"I don't have a brain, only straw."
"But how can you talk if you don't have a brain?"
"I don't know! But some people without any brains do a lot of talking!"
"They certainly do."

Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2022 10:26 PM (oTZbj)

147 Great news Jewells- persevere thru the treatments

I had an MRI a year ago, and the doctors found my brain to be 'unremarkable'
I later found out that's a good thing, brain-wise

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:26 PM (geLO8)

148 Went to a tailgate party at a University today. Boots and buttocks was the uniform of the day for the coeds evidently. Kind of sad actually. We had miniskirts to appreciate but not hooker light. And yes I looked. They were everywhere, hard not to.

Posted by: Javems at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (3zL3M)

149 That 'nose' cozy....yeah, sure....nose...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+WmgM)

150 How about DeSantis having people (Chris Rose) arrested for legally carrying on the sidewalks at his speaking events?

Did you know that DeSantis won't speak at an event, unless there are no weapons there? Even if it violates Florida state law and the Constitution? Fact check that.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (/V0Q7)

151 145 Pelosi called 911 after telling his "assailant" that he needed a bathroom break.

Because people doing home invasion robberies always allow their victims bathroom breaks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

Had to make some room...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------------

Rubber hammers

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:28 PM (MxRrv)

152 bettemidler@BetteMidler
People with uteri need all of you to get out & vote. And people with uteri should vote too! Because you shouldn't have to have be one of #HerschelWalkergirlfriends to get access to reproductive health care.
* * * *
Obviously, she flunked Biology 101...

Go home, Bette, you're drunk.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 10:28 PM (CwSdS)

153 Yikes! Almost missed ONT tonight. This will just not do....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2022 10:22 PM (+WmgM)
___

Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8cz9bs

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 10:28 PM (IPpg0)

154 oh joy, a troll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 10:28 PM (r46W7)

155 148 Went to a tailgate party at a University today. Boots and buttocks was the uniform of the day for the coeds evidently. Kind of sad actually. We had miniskirts to appreciate but not hooker light. And yes I looked. They were everywhere, hard not to.
Posted by: Javems at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (3zL3M)

------------

Until this very day I did not know that Wicked Weasel was in the Halloween costume business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:28 PM (oqrJk)

156
The sad thing is had Obama said that his election showed we had moved beyond the racial strife in our history and governed from a post-racial centrist position, he might have been a great president. But no, he had to be a narcissistic little leftist bitch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2022 10:29 PM (1Nxff)

157 That 'nose' cozy....yeah, sure....nose...

It could be. You don't know. What have you heard?

Posted by: V. Putin at October 29, 2022 10:29 PM (eOEVl)

158 >>>Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL
With a third, as yet unidentified, person there to open the door for the police.

Pelosi called 911 after telling his "assailant" that he needed a bathroom break.

Because people doing home invasion robberies always allow their victims bathroom breaks.

Posted by: The ARC of History

>This narrative is killing me. We need more roadside witnesses.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 29, 2022 10:29 PM (geVLo)

159 Did you know that DeSantis won't speak at an event, unless there are no weapons there? Even if it violates Florida state law and the Constitution? Fact check that.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (/V0Q7)

Do you have a cite for that, or did you just pull it out of your ass, like a hammer handle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:30 PM (1paLu)

160 'night all

https://youtu.be/-fN-Xjpd-qE

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

161 oh joy, a troll.

With a big claim, and as usual, no cite.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 10:30 PM (eOEVl)

162 Did he have any actual longcomings, other than melanin?
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, he was relatively clean and articulate.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 10:31 PM (YJwUM)

163 Well we just had an experience! All of us, to include my 2 cats, we’re just in my closet as there are tornadoes all around us. Huge thunder now, but looks like the tornado part has moved past. How is y’all’s evening?

Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

164 Fed judge rules wearing a bikini is a constitutional right

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO8)

165 oh joy, a troll.

With a big claim, and as usual, no cite.
Posted by: Archimedes

Who does he think he is? The NYT?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (FVME7)

166 155 148 Went to a tailgate party at a University today. Boots and buttocks was the uniform of the day for the coeds evidently. Kind of sad actually. We had miniskirts to appreciate but not hooker light. And yes I looked. They were everywhere, hard not to.
Posted by: Javems at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (3zL3M)
----------

Those old butts just keep getting bigger and bigger.



Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (MxRrv)

167 Well we just had an experience! All of us, to include my 2 cats, we’re just in my closet as there are tornadoes all around us. Huge thunder now, but looks like the tornado part has moved past. How is y’all’s evening?

Compared to yours? Extremely calm.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (Bd6X8)

168 164 Fed judge rules wearing a bikini is a constitutional right
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO

----------

The joke is, they never have one in my size.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (cPkwS)

169 Well, he was relatively clean and articulate.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Well, compared to Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (FVME7)

170 Pelosi called 911 after telling his "assailant" that he needed a bathroom break.

Because people doing home invasion robberies always allow their victims bathroom breaks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)
* * * *
Okay, which bathroom exactly was it that Pauli used? I would think if his phone were charging in the bathroom, it would be the master suite, mostly likely located upstairs. Yet, we're supposed to believe everything happened on the main level once the "break in" occurred. Oh, and this 9-1-1 call took place in front of the perp and Pauli was speaking "in code" which was why the dispatcher called for a wellness check.

This whole story sounds like it sprang from a bad brown acid trip.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (CwSdS)

171 Piper - considerably less eventful. I might order a Pizza later on.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:33 PM (K1QfJ)

172 All of us, to include my 2 cats, we’re just in my closet as there are tornadoes all around us.

Well shit. That sucks. Living in tornado alley I've had my share of running to the basement. Stay safe!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 10:34 PM (nxdel)

173 157 v putin

Once a while back someone, can't recall who (miklos?) was inquiring about a weiner sock...
Probably a good Christmas gift...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2022 10:34 PM (+WmgM)

174 There's some real Hairy Reed stuff going on with Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:34 PM (cPkwS)

175 Dean Martin was from Toledo, right?

Max Klinger. I know, I always get them confused too.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 29, 2022 10:34 PM (nfrXX)

176 The troll probably got whacked by that hammer too, just no brain surgery performed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 10:35 PM (ufFY8)

177 bettemidler@BetteMidler
People with uteri need all of you to get out & vote

**
I don't know anyone with uteri.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:35 PM (5rCWs)

178
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:30 PM (1paLu)
Glad you asked.

Gunowners orgwebsite:
"FL PATRIOT ARRESTED FOR EXERCISING 1A RIGHT TO PROTECT 2A RIGHTS"
Spike Choen fB page also.
Alachua County Reoublican Executive Committee Treasurer Ann Stone...

Will that suffice?

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:36 PM (/V0Q7)

179 There's some real Hairy Reed stuff going on with Paul Pelosi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:34 PM (cPkwS)

When he dies, they'll have to make him up to the kelly of a drilling rig, and screw him into the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:36 PM (1paLu)

180 137
Posted by: The Obama Straw Man at October 29, 2022 10:23 PM (oqrJk)

or, as we sang back in the 80's Navy...

Oh, my Haired be long and wavy
If I'd never joined the Navy
and I'd be so insane...
I could while away the hours'
Smoking all the flowers
If I'd only had a brainnnn...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2022 10:36 PM (oHd/0)

181 Will that suffice?
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:36 PM (/V0Q7)

No link. Big fail. Go get your shinebox.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:37 PM (1paLu)

182 There's a bathroom adjacent to the pantry right off the kitchen.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:37 PM (MxRrv)

183

I'd forgotten about Harry Reid!

IIRC, he was badly injured once by some sort of elastic exercise equipment that snapped as he was sucking its cock...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 10:37 PM (hKlEp)

184 Not trolling. Republicans love gun control. They just don't like you knowing it. Poke at everything Reagan signed off on,
DeSantos supporting red flag laws.
Donald Trump - "Take the guns first...due process second..." direct quote.

Trolls troll. Where am I lying?

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (/V0Q7)

185 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:35 PM (5rCWs)

Vmom, I replied to your e-mail earlier. Maybe it just hadn't arrived yet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)

186 Our so-called Ruling Class is a bunch of Elagabeli.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (cPkwS)

187 164 Fed judge rules wearing a bikini is a constitutional right
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO

Sorry Judge.. Bikinis are a Privilege... not a Right...
/shudders picturing some womenz in Bikinis....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (oHd/0)

188 172, thank you, Jewells.

Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

189 IIRC, he was badly injured once by some sort of elastic exercise equipment that snapped as he was sucking its cock...

Early New Year's Day.

That's plausible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

190 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (i0wNm)

191 picturing some womenz in Bikinis....
Posted by: Romeo13

Trigglypuff on your mind?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (haIhA)

192 IIRC, he was badly injured once by some sort of elastic exercise equipment that snapped as he was sucking its cock...
Posted by: Zettai

*wipes screen*

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (Ur3ox)

193 Vmom, I replied to your e-mail earlier. Maybe it just hadn't arrived yet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)

Ok

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (5rCWs)

194 I tried to find the genesis of the rumor that he broke in and started screaming "Where's Nancy!"

Found a CNN article. "...according to a source who was briefed on the matter" and "the source said". CNN is 4chan with anchor desks. Anonymous source, who was "briefed" by anonymous person. Link to original CNN article:

https://is.gd/KumOOs

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (YJwUM)

195 No link. Big fail. Go get your shinebox.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022

Gunowners dot org.

This site won't let you post the link. I gave you the direct quote of the corresponding article. Look it up shineboy.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:40 PM (/V0Q7)

196 I saw a bug
Got him with a spritz of Glade
Must buy more motels

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:40 PM (MxRrv)

197 There's some real Hairy Reed stuff going on with Paul Pelosi.
---
Let's not forget his age.
How many folks at his age are up at 2am?
How about out driving around piss drunk at 2am and high on who knows what pills?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2022 10:40 PM (mEASa)

198 194 I tried to find the genesis of the rumor that he broke in and started screaming "Where's Nancy!"

-----------

They interviewed Paul's valet for that tidbit. I believe his name was Rahul Ligma.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:41 PM (cPkwS)

199 I don't know anyone with uteri.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Isn't one supposed to drink cranberry juice to clear that up?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 10:41 PM (F7cJA)

200 This site won't let you post the link. I gave you the direct quote of the corresponding article. Look it up shineboy.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:40 PM (/V0Q7)

Bullshit. You lie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:41 PM (1paLu)

201 105 Didn't like the Beastie Boys until "Intergalactic":
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)


I started off not caring about the Beasties, but they've grown on me a bit as I start hearing them pop up again on the radio (that's right Xers, your music has become "classic rock" lulz). I think maybe they did not take themselves entirely 100% super serious, and I can respect that. Probably true of a lot of the rap acts too, though the industry sure does try really, really hard to push that image.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (UewuT)

202 Look it up shineboy.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:40 PM (/V0Q7)

-----------

*piano music stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (cPkwS)

203 Trolls troll. Where am I lying?
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:38 PM (/V0Q7)

Do you know the difference between the first amendment and 2nd amendment or you just can't read?

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (hg4Xf)

204 Screw y'all! Miss me yet? I didn't think so. Oh, well.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky, the Great Uniter at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)

205 192 IIRC, he was badly injured once by some sort of elastic exercise equipment that snapped as he was sucking its cock...
Posted by: Zettai
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Or his brothers right hook.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (MxRrv)

206 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ
Posted by: bonhomme

That was...exquisite. And he was tryin' to be all folksy. Can we NOT let this man be clear?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (TJjL2)

207 That's because leftists hate DeSantis, and would try to kill him.

This isn't complicated.

Like, you know - all the other leftist/communist/democrat assassins since, oh Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:42 PM (K1QfJ)

208 Here you go...
https://www.gunowners.org/fl10222022/

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (/V0Q7)

209 Still waiting for the bus.

Posted by: Toonces Obama at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (Xrfse)

210 63 "have there been other countries in the world where the president or prime minister/pick a title was senile? and everyone went along with it?"

King Carlos II of Spain, who reigned from 1665 to 1700, was feeble-minded, or insane (it's unclear which). He was the result of generations of inbreeding by the Habsburgs. He reign was marked by struggled among those who would act as his regent, while the country slipped into chaos; and when he died childless, it triggered the War of Spanish Succession, which put the Bourbons on the throne of Spain.

Posted by: Nemo at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (S6ArX)

211 IIRC, he was badly injured once by some sort of elastic exercise equipment that snapped as he was sucking its cock...
Posted by: Zettai
==========

Or his brothers right hook.

Posted by: Braenyard

He probably owed the mob money...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (haIhA)

212 Jaws in concert was awesome.

Shout goes to second bassoon and the timpani section.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (WJUvy)

213 >This site won't let you post the link. I gave you the direct quote of the corresponding article. Look it up shineboy.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


use tinyurl- we'd like to read the story

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (geLO8)

214 When you sleep all morning being up at 2 is no problem.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (MxRrv)

215 I wanna view the bodycams

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (us2H3)

216 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM (i0wNm)
* * * *
Precious! Obammy totally lost control, and when he could not get them to stop chanting, started acting like a middle school mean girl.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (CwSdS)

217 Troll is conflating two different issues. The guy wasn't arrested for legally carrying .

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:45 PM (hg4Xf)

218 Best hangover cure is an IV saline drip.
Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: gourmand du jour on the eastern seaboard at October 29, 2022 10:45 PM (/6wX0)

219 He was the result of generations of inbreeding by the Habsburgs.

Those folks were pretty impressive. Awful white, but still impressive.

Posted by: Toonces Obama at October 29, 2022 10:45 PM (Xrfse)

220 Hairy Reed was tuned up by his brother and/or hired goons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

221 Troll is correct about the story coming from gun owners of America, but wrong in his/her interpretation.
The story is about some guy named Rose that was arrested, wrongly, for being on a public sidewalk expounding on carrying a gun. He was outside a DeathSantis event. Cops said he was fine doing what he was doing, but another cop decided to arrest him for trespassing.

Bottom line, in my view, is that the cop fucked up. Nothing concrete about attributing this to DeSantis.

That is all.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ufFY8)

222 150 How about DeSantis having people (Chris Rose) arrested for legally carrying on the sidewalks at his speaking events?

Did you know that DeSantis won't speak at an event, unless there are no weapons there? Even if it violates Florida state law and the Constitution? Fact check that.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:27 PM (/V0Q7)

After reading your link to GOA, I find your claims that he was arrested for "carrying" ... to be bullshit.

He may have been unlawfully arrested under a free speech claim, but he was not arrested on a carrying charge.

#bebetter

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

223 Here you go...
https://www.gunowners.org/fl10222022/
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (/V0Q7)

So you could link it, after all. Heh. And it's clear why you resisted. The article takes pains not to blame this on DeSantis, but some nameless dweebs in his campaign organization.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (1paLu)

224 Bottom line, in my view, is that the cop fucked up. Nothing concrete about attributing this to DeSantis.

That is all.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ufFY

Except that....
DeSantis defacto breaks Florida state law by refusing to speak anywhere that guns are present and allows it to be enforced.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (/V0Q7)

225 Any 80 year old man who gets bludgeoned by a hammer has got to be a real cockbite. Or he's a Michelin rated chef in his spare time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (geVLo)

226 218 Best hangover cure is an IV saline drip.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: gourmand du jour on the eastern seaboard at October 29, 2022 10:45 PM (/6wX0)

Supplemental oxygen too

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (WF/xn)

227 Biden: "Fetterman is everything that he appears to be"

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Yeah, dude, we know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (FVME7)

228 He probably owed the mob money...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro
====================

I think the Reid family is the Nevada mob.
There's about 20 of them and they are heavy into
manipulating real estate.
iirc, sub rosa, they were involved in the Bundy Ranch thing. - water rights they wanted to sell to CA.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (MxRrv)

229 So you could link it, after all. Heh. And it's clear why you resisted. The article takes pains not to blame this on DeSantis, but some nameless dweebs in his campaign organization.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (1paLu)
I signed the petition. The cookie carried over. Wouldn't post. Get mad.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:48 PM (/V0Q7)

230
What we need is Columbo on this Paul Pelosi thing. Slapweasel sent me a funny meme about that.

One more thing, Mr. Pelosi -- my Captain's a real stickler for details, doesn't like loose lends, and I've got to tie everything up nice and neat in my final report, here.

So, the glass is on the outside of that patio door.... I can't figure out that, can you help me? Etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)

231 Bottle of oxygen will clear your head.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (MxRrv)

232 Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


Hello felow Patriot!! lETs gO StOrmz tHe flORid0 GUv mAnzIon!!! He'z tKAkin urO GUnz!!!!

Posted by: Glowie, Glowing Brightly at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (sAmhv)

233 After reading your link to GOA, I find your claims that he was arrested for "carrying" ... to be bullshit.

He may have been unlawfully arrested under a free speech claim, but he was not arrested on a carrying charge.

#bebetter
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

DeSantis won't speak to an unarmed audience.

You be better.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (/V0Q7)

234 Portland just won the women's soccer championship tonight.

Literally dozens of partying people are expected in downtown Portland.

It's like the Phillies winning the NL championship, only smaller.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

235 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ufFY

He was protesting ' gun free zones' . He was pushing the line of not interfering with blocking access . The one cop screwed up and should have just let him rant,

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (hg4Xf)

236 DeSantis defacto breaks Florida state law by

LOL

Really?
Please cute that law.
I am fascinated.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 10:50 PM (ufFY8)

237 212 Jaws in concert was awesome.

Shout goes to second bassoon and the timpani section.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (WJUvy)
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Did they let a shark loose in the audience?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

238 I signed the petition. The cookie carried over. Wouldn't post. Get mad.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:48 PM (/V0Q7)

Mad? I am amused.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:50 PM (1paLu)

239 I think the Reid family is the Nevada mob.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

If you've ever seen Casino, the smarmy councilman played by Dickie Smothers who shivs Ace at his hearing was based on Harry Reid.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:50 PM (TJjL2)

240 >I signed the petition. The cookie carried over. Wouldn't post. Get mad.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


you owe Alberta Oil Peon and the group an apology

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 10:51 PM (geLO8)

241 Kamala is the stupidest person to EVER work in the White House. Every time she speaks -- latest being about the yellow school bus -- I am proven right. I mean EVER. In any capacity, including servants, groundskeepers, and janitors. She's dumber than all of them, since the building has existed.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 10:51 PM (YJwUM)

242 Business Insider India
https://www.businessinsider.in › news
Firearms banned at events with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has argued 'gun-free ...

You explain it.

Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:51 PM (/V0Q7)

243 word on the street is Hammerboy has been busted for male hooking

allegedly

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)

244 Here you go...
https://www.gunowners.org/fl10222022/


Read it. "Clearly the cops acted stupidly" to quote some formerly important person. But it doesn't appear to have anything to do with DeSantis. Article doesn't even say he was there. It does say that someone running his events is trying to make them gun-free. I don't particularly like that, but again it doesn't put that explicitly on DeSantis personally.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 29, 2022 10:52 PM (nfrXX)

245 Biden: "Fetterman is everything that he appears to be"

-
Yeah, dude, we know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (FVME7)

Well, except his pig tusks were removed prior to his run for senate.

I mean, look at him! There's no way he did not once have pig tusks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

246 If you've ever seen Casino, the smarmy councilman played by Dickie Smothers who shivs Ace at his hearing was based on Harry Reid.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:50 PM (TJjL2)

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He should have gotten the Senator Geary treatment. But it would have involved a dead 12 year-old boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:52 PM (cPkwS)

247 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ
Posted by: bonhomme
---

LOLOL, and was that our stern Governess at his side? *HA ha!*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

248 210 King Carlos II of Spain, who reigned from 1665 to 1700, was feeble-minded, or insane...and when he died childless, it triggered the War of Spanish Succession, which put the Bourbons on the throne of Spain.
Posted by: Nemo at October 29, 2022 10:43 PM (S6ArX)


I was just reading about that guy the other day. I'm putting together two small Blood & Plunder armies, which is a 28mm wargame set in the Golden Age of Piracy, and the War of the Spanish Succession was a major driver of those events. Along with the "Habsburgs vs. Everyone" Eurodickery that preceded it.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (UewuT)

249 It's common to see a troll destroyed with hilarious comments here. It's unusual to see one absolutely undressed in real time. Wow.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (TJjL2)

250 Except that....
DeSantis defacto breaks Florida state law by refusing to speak anywhere that guns are present and allows it to be enforced.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (/V0Q7)

De facto? DeSantis should be forced to speak now?

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (hg4Xf)

251 DeSantis won't speak to an unarmed audience.

You be better.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:49 PM (/V0Q7)

Yo, uvula...

Make up your tiny little mind, is it an "armed" crowd...or an "unarmed" crowd

And you've yet to provide a citation on DeSantis's crowd requirement in any case.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (BgMrQ)

252 word on the street is Hammerboy has been busted for male hooking
---

He uses a ballpeenis hammer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

253 So you could link it, after all. Heh. And it's clear why you resisted. The article takes pains not to blame this on DeSantis, but some nameless dweebs in his campaign organization.

I don't even see a mention of anyone connected with DeSantis. The article mentions people from the convention center. That could be anyone.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (eOEVl)

254 I watched about two minutes of that wimmens soccer thing.
The girls looked like boys.
So, naturally, I changed the channel.

Schwarber just hit a home run...oops, foul ball.

LOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2022 10:54 PM (ufFY8)

255 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM



This fills my cock with warmth and musky steel...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 10:54 PM (fkCfm)

256 When even a sexual dynamo like Nancy Pelosi can't keep the attention of her beloved husband from wandering . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)

257 I watched about two minutes of that wimmens soccer thing.
The girls looked like boys.
So, naturally, I changed the channel.


Remember, the US Olympic women's soccer team loses to a decent HS male soccer team.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

258 Re: King Barry, maybe people are finally waking up to the fact that this is his third term and global chaos was always part of the master plan. One can hope, anyway.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 10:55 PM (UewuT)

259 And Schwarber was one foot shy of another home run.

LOL.

Fly out instead.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ufFY8)

260 which put the Bourbons on the throne of Spain.


Jim Beam or Jack Daniels?

Wait, I was going to bed.

'night

https://youtu.be/U-w5O1Zcqp0

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (sAmhv)

261 FJB chants at the Big House.

Huh. Funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (G/v5P)

262 Except that....
DeSantis defacto breaks Florida state law by refusing to speak anywhere that guns are present and allows it to be enforced.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (/V0Q7)

Perhaps I can be of some assistance in explaining the law to you?

Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (4I/2K)

263 don't bring a nerf hammer to a sword fight

first rule of homos

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (us2H3)

264 Kamala is the stupidest person to EVER work in the White House. Every time she speaks -- latest being about the yellow school bus -- I am proven right. I mean EVER. In any capacity, including servants, groundskeepers, and janitors. She's dumber than all of them, since the building has existed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

You're wrong about one thing. It's not her latest. She was on again about Venn diagrams again yesterday.

RNC Research@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris: “I love Venn diagrams, I really do, I love Venn diagrams, it’s just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (FVME7)

265 Allegedly, an illegal alien, from British Columbia, with a decided Manson Family vibe, big into paychedelic drugs and male prostitute hooking. Makes hemp jewelry, lives in encampments, busted lots of times.

Has Donald Trump written all over it, clearly.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (K1QfJ)

266 256 When even a sexual dynamo like Nancy Pelosi can't keep the attention of her beloved husband from wandering . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)

-------------

Its hard to imagine but even the thrill of having foot-long boobs wrapped around your neck wears out eventually.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (cPkwS)

267 I don't expect any politician, regardless of their place on the spectrum, relishes being at an indoor campaign event where any rando in crowd can pack a gun. In Arizona I met candidates for governor at a gun show, but gun shows are really strict about bringing loaded firearms into the venue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (1paLu)

268 Remember, the US Olympic women's soccer team loses to a decent HS male soccer team.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

An under-16 team, if I recall correctly. And blown out 7-1. Wimmenz!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (TJjL2)

269 Yo vuvuzela, where you at dude...

I was gonna make Expresso!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)

270 >>>Really?
Please cute that law.
I am fascinated.
Posted by: Deplorable

Say the magic woid and win a bonus click
A winnah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igY_DQzk4HY


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (MxRrv)

271 but gun shows are really strict about bringing loaded firearms into the venue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (1paLu)

Yeah you can't.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 10:58 PM (hg4Xf)

272 259 And Schwarber was one foot shy of another home run.


this game has been a LOT less fun than yesterday!

not our night sheesh

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 10:59 PM (w0NJk)

273 Perhaps I can be of some assistance in explaining the law to you?
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (4I/2K)

Such a great nic

Should enter the AoSHQ Hall of Fame

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)

274 I watched about two minutes of that wimmens soccer thing.
The girls looked like boys.
So, naturally, I changed the channel.

Remember, the US Olympic women's soccer team loses to a decent HS male soccer team.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

A U15 team beat them 5 - 2.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

275 Along with the "Habsburgs vs. Everyone" Eurodickery that preceded it.
Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 10:53 PM (UewuT)

There are two utube videos about the Hapsburgs and explaining how inbred they were. This was mentioned.

Pretty good videos. Search for 'how inbred we're the hapsburgs' and they should pop up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:00 PM (ufFY8)

276 Alright, I think we've disposed of Mr. Swat Team. Now, have you heard that DeSantis was seen boarding the Hindenburg?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 11:00 PM (eOEVl)

277 A U15 team beat them 5 - 2.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I yield to you, sir.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 11:00 PM (TJjL2)

278 "Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco"

I gotta call bullshit on that one. That ain't even Maga Country.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at October 29, 2022 11:01 PM (LH6GS)

279 Precious! Obammy totally lost control, and when he could not get them to stop chanting, started acting like a middle school mean girl.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 29, 2022 10:44 PM (CwSdS)
___

If I was a really mean girl, I'd call my mom and ask her what she thought of her idol being shouted down.

But I won't, because that's just mean.

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:01 PM (IPpg0)

280
And Schwarber was one foot shy of another home run.

LOL.

Fly out instead.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2022 10:56 PM (ufFY

________

It stayed in the park because the roof was closed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (1Nxff)

281 I claim this ONT for all of mankind!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2022 09:53 PM (9qSw/)

Or at the very least the people of Alaska!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (XIJ/X)

282 A source familiar with the matter said Desantis likes both rap *and* Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (YJwUM)

283 Such a great nic

Should enter the AoSHQ Hall of Fame
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)

hey, what am I ?

chopped liver ??

Posted by: Pate at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (us2H3)

284 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM

^^That is a link of beauty!!!

Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (foa6+)

285 When you are so inbred that you can't chew your food it's pretty bad.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (MxRrv)

286 Alright, I think we've disposed of Mr. Swat Team. Now, have you heard that DeSantis was seen boarding the Hindenburg?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 11:00 PM (eOEVl)

DeSantis disarmed Pelosi or he could have shot his attacker.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (hg4Xf)

287 268 Remember, the US Olympic women's soccer team loses to a decent HS male soccer team.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

An under-16 team, if I recall correctly. And blown out 7-1. Wimmenz!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 10:57 PM (TJjL2)


Yeah, Jr High boys.

Would love to have been in the boy's locker room after that match. I can only imagine the smack talking!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (8C7+r)

288
From what I'm just reading, Space Daddy is going to drop the mass firing hammer on Monday. Halloween massacre. He needs to fire them all before Nov 1st, at which point that would get a lot of stock options or something as part of the compensation package.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (Mzdiz)

289 An under-16 team, if I recall correctly. And blown out 7-1. Wimmenz!

Women's professional soccer has to be working really hard at keeping the trannies out, given that any decent male college soccer player who "transitions" would immediately become the league superstar.

And, since most of the fan base is lesbians, if it became a tranny league, their already anemic attendance figures would collapse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:03 PM (I2/tG)

290 LOL @ "Space Daddy" 😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (YJwUM)

291 not our night sheesh
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 29, 2022 10:59 PM (w0NJk)

I usually root for the NL, but not this year, because I hate the Phillies as much as the Cards, but I respect the Cards, unlike the Phillies. Plus, the offspring recently moved near Houston and is starting to be a baseball fan through osmosis, so I am rooting for the Stros with him.
Besides, Houston was NL for a long time.

That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (ufFY8)

292 A source familiar with the matter said Desantis likes both rap *and* Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (YJwUM)

And friggin' Nickelback!!

The horror!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)

293
"Hey guys, the police are here."

*uncorking sound*

"You set me up, you evil old fart! I'll kill you!"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (qOuMB)

294 Alright, I think we've disposed of Mr. Swat Team. Now, have you heard that DeSantis was seen boarding the Hindenburg?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 11:00 PM (eOEVl)

Canada's PM Castreau wants to make liquid hydrogen in Canada and ship it to Germany. Aside from it being economically unsound, does anyone think the Germans can be trusted with hydrogen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (1paLu)

295 And, since most of the fan base is lesbians, if it became a tranny league, their already anemic attendance figures would collapse.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:03 PM (I2/tG)

Women's soccer is the new LPGA

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (hg4Xf)

296

I wonder if Musk can cancel the Twitter C-Suite gang's 'golden parachutes'...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:05 PM (fkCfm)

297 Fox news desantis dash hopes-red-flag dash laws-will-help-thwart-future-shootings dot amp

As constitutional as civil asset forfeiture.

You guys hate standing by your core beliefs. Let's celebrate them and talk about how much you hate everyone being armed.

Every event DeSantis is at... not just gun shows. Be honest about it. No guns.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:05 PM (/V0Q7)

298 "Uvalde SWAT" - who is the "DeSantos" guy you keep mentioning?

DB and OddBob - Danny Thomas was from Toledo.

For that matter, so am I, though I now live in the college town a dozen miles or so south of the river. There are a few more Morons in the area: Skeeter Davis somewhere under the giant candles to my NNE, BirdDog out near the western quarries...

Posted by: Cowboyneal at October 29, 2022 11:06 PM (DzsA0)

299 From what I'm just reading, Space Daddy is going to drop the mass firing hammer on Monday. Halloween massacre. He needs to fire them all before Nov 1st, at which point that would get a lot of stock options or something as part of the compensation package.

Basic rule of takeovers - get all the firings out of the way first.

The Twitter code is currently locked down - they need to get people fired before they reopen the code, lest it get sabotaged.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

300 Ah fuck.

Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 11:07 PM (YJwUM)

301 A source familiar with the matter said Desantis likes both rap *and* Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (YJwUM)

And friggin' Nickelback!!

The horror!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)

And Gov. Desantis likes both kinds of music - country and western! *cues houseband to play Rawhide*

Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at October 29, 2022 11:07 PM (4I/2K)

302 The guy that broke in to Abortion Mouse's Arizona HQ was named Dos Reis.

Is that Spanish for Two Sheds?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 11:07 PM (TJjL2)

303 I wonder if Musk can cancel the Twitter C-Suite gang's 'golden parachutes'...

Sure he's looking into it - see how many material misstatements they made while running things.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

304 "mass firing hammer"

Has that thing that goes up. The Claw.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (LH6GS)

305 DeSantis disarmed Pelosi or he could have shot his attacker.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:02 PM (hg4Xf)

Pelosi's house in San Francisco, is under constant guard by SFPD, CHP, Capitol Police or the Secret Service. I'd know. I'm her neighbor.

Total set up.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (/V0Q7)

306 You guys hate standing by your core beliefs. Let's celebrate them and talk about how much you hate everyone being armed.

You're new here, aren't you.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (eOEVl)

307 And Gov. Desantis likes both kinds of music - country and western! *cues houseband to play Rawhide*
Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at October 29, 2022 11:07 PM (4I/2K)

Stand by your man.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:09 PM (ufFY8)

308 Yeah, Nancy ask me if I knew somene who could nail her husband

Posted by: Kameltoe at October 29, 2022 11:09 PM (us2H3)

309 You're new here, aren't you.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (eOEVl)
2nd year.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:10 PM (/V0Q7)

310 Pelosi's house in San Francisco, is under constant guard by SFPD, CHP, Capitol Police or the Secret Service. I'd know. I'm her neighbor.

Total set up.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:08 PM (/V0Q7)

Well, that explains a lot...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:10 PM (1paLu)

311 Well, that explains a lot...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:10 PM (1paLu)

When I need a Canadian's opinion, I'll let you know.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:11 PM (/V0Q7)

312 > I'd know. I'm her neighbor.

Total set up.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


do you own a hammer

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:11 PM (geLO8)

313 I'd know. I'm her neighbor.

Total set up.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM

do you own a hammer
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:11 PM (geLO

Doubtful. Probably doesn't own a weedwhacker either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)

314 do you own a hammer
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:11 PM (geLO

I don't condone offensive violence.
Strictly defense.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:12 PM (/V0Q7)

315 "Pelosi's house in San Francisco, is under constant guard by SFPD, CHP, Capitol Police or the Secret Service."

Rules for thee and not for me. Ball peen in the ol' prison wallet, too.

Posted by: Pauli Smollett at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (LH6GS)

316 Where am I lying?
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM

So what?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (KAi1n)

317 do you own a hammer
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:11 PM (geLO

dead blow

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (us2H3)

318 Women's soccer is the new LPGA
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:04 PM (hg4Xf)

At least the LPGA has the good sense to be somewhat discrete, and the college ladies are easy on the eyes.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (BgMrQ)

319 I'd know. I'm her neighbor.

Total set up.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM

Boxers? Briefs? Thong with glitter?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

320 The current understanding is that hangovers are caused by a buildup of acetaldehyde from your body metabolizing alcohol. Acetaldehyde is less toxic than alcohol.
Unfortunately the liver can only metabolize acetaldehyde in your bloodstream and it only moves out of your gut into your bloodstream slowly, so it keeps the hangover going.

All of this is from the website of a company that sells a probiotic that is engineered to metabolize acetaldehyde in your gut before it gets to your bloodstream.


https://zbiotics.com/

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (xhaym)

321 Yikes, those Habsburgs were a sick lot.

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (Ur3ox)

322
Doubtful. Probably doesn't own a weedwhacker either.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)

More probable than you being a count. Divisedero and Broadway amigito.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (/V0Q7)

323 The funny thing about all the perks at Twitter, Meta, and other tech firms was that they originated because the assumption was that you would be working all the time - so you needed free food, someone to pick up your laundry, etc. so you didn't need to take time off of work.

One venture capitalist famously decided whether to invest in startups or not by driving through the company's parking lot on a Sunday, to see how many people were working.

But this has turned into an entitlement for people who don't work very hard - one of the things Twitter employees were whining about was that Musk makes people at Tesla and Space-X work hard, and that it would be Unfair if they had to work hard as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (I2/tG)

324 Hey Count De Monet...how are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:15 PM (IPpg0)

325 I was going to vote republican until I heard of this horrible attack on Nancy’s husband. Now I’m voting straight ticket D.

-No one, ever

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2022 11:15 PM (u73oe)

326 Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (/V0Q7)

Or you got your pink slip from Elon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:16 PM (1paLu)

327 State carry laws do not impart a universal "right" to carry a firearm. Private property owners, businesses, etc. can post/require that no firearms are allowed on the premises. If one does not like that, do not go to the event, store, church, etc. USPS doesn't allow carry into the facility either, pay yer money take yer chance.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:16 PM (ccdQn)

328 Google has "nap pods". Not joking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 11:16 PM (G/v5P)

329 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

Lots of claims in the thread that it's fake, mostly by obvious libs, and none showing the 'original' clip. Some claiming it can't be found in the original...which suggests to me the media are trying to hide it.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:17 PM (kOpft)

330
Yikes, those Habsburgs were a sick lot.
Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (Ur3ox)

_________

Ferdinand I (reigned 1835-184 was an epileptic who was barely functional. Franz Josef's son Rudolf committed suicide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2022 11:17 PM (1Nxff)

331 Or you got your pink slip from Elon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:16 PM (1paLu)

No. I'm hoping for a Gordon Ramsey special firing all of them.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:17 PM (/V0Q7)

332 >Google has "nap pods". Not joking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


so does kindergarten
what does that say about google employees

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:17 PM (geLO8)

333 Nose warmer heh.
Schoolmate showed me something like that he sneaked out of his father's room, one of his girlfriends at work knitted for him, but it wasn't for the nose.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hgO+


Oh, look, it's a hand-knitted nose snood

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (xhaym)

334 " I swear Nan, this is the LAST time I will humiliate you with my debauched sexual tendencies" - Paul after the Napa car crash.

Narrator: But it would not be the last time he would humiliate her with his debauched sexual tendencies.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (TJjL2)

335 Personally, I'm lazy and wouldn't want to do the frequent 60+ hour week tech thing that OG Silicon Valley was (in)famous for, and that Musk is reputed to expect from some of his business ventures. But then, I'm not making hella bank and I've not got a credible claim that a couple of years of that will well and truly change the world. There is plenty of other places those social media guys could work instead...assuming, of course, that they actually *do* have valuable technical skills.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (UewuT)

336 Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:14 PM (/V0Q7)

—————-

This one has a whiff of Scogg.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (u73oe)

337 Hair of the Dog Lloyd, Hair of the Dog

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (+Hs6W)

338 I went to three of Trump's rallys in my area. One the night before the election, one on his thank you tour, and another I forget when. All three were in different venues, and all three did not allow guns. I didn't have an issue with that. I was entering a private venue voluntarily, and those were the rules.
Why you are going off on this about DeSantis is in comprehensible to me.
Just chill.

Peace out.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (ufFY8)

339 I give the old school Democrats credit. No way would LBJ or Nixon be getting a hammer in the face from their side pieces. And I'm betting not a single "mistress" had a cock bigger then theirs as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2022 11:19 PM (ESjRY)

340 State carry laws do not impart a universal "right" to carry a firearm

No, God does, as recognized by the second amendment.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:19 PM (kOpft)

341 >Oh, look, it's a hand-knitted nose snood

Posted by: Kindltot

how big is your nose if you can wear a sock on it

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:19 PM (geLO8)

342 Closer Than Friends - Surface (198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5RQQWFWNfc

This was my and Ex-Ex's dating song in 1988 when we met at Schofield Barracks.

34 years later, we're still together (except for a five-year break in service, so to speak).

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:19 PM (IPpg0)

343 Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:16 PM (ccdQn)

This isn't that though.

This is DeSantis having a policy forbidding events where people are armed....and then pretending to be pro gun rights.

Believe what you want... just be honest.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:20 PM (/V0Q7)

344 Hey Count De Monet...how are you doing?
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:15 PM (IPpg0)

Improving day by day. Got my ability to whistle back yesterday. Still rehabbing my smile. Left eye is back to about 85%. Thanks for asking. Next year in fruitcake town!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2022 11:20 PM (4I/2K)

345 The left: Some guy trying to assassinate an SC justice after we asked him to on twitter is local news.

Also the left: Obviously Mike Lindell made Paul Pelosi's boyfriend use a hammer on him instead of a prostate massager. I mean come on think people!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)

346 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.

Lots of claims in the thread that it's fake, mostly by obvious libs, and none showing the 'original' clip. Some claiming it can't be found in the original...which suggests to me the media are trying to hide it.
Posted by: Methos

Fuck O-bama. clap clap clapclapclap

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2022 11:20 PM (LH6GS)

347 Boxers? Briefs? Thong with glitter?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

Bedazzled swastika?

(Too lazy to link Heil Myself)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:20 PM (ufFY8)

348 Well Kansas State and Oklahoma State are going to be switching places in the rankings.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

349 There's some real Hairy Reed stuff going on with Paul Pelosi.


The Occam's Razor explanation: The visitor is Nancy's THC and marijuana brownies supplier. He forgot when the next delivery was scheduled and showed-up when he did. That's why he was asking for Nancy.

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM (AMIL/)

350 284 Crowd chants FJB at Obama as he tries unsuccessfully to get them to stop.
https://bit.ly/3UdS4uJ
Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2022 10:39 PM
^^That is a link of beauty!!!
Posted by: Iris
-------------------------

Ain't gonna' be no red wave.

It's going to be a Tsunami.
We're winning.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM (MxRrv)

351 Georgia is still #1.

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM (IPpg0)

352 This one has a whiff of Scogg.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (u73oe)

You may be right. He has been scarce lately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (1paLu)

353 Well Kansas State and Oklahoma State are going to be switching places in the rankings.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

Now that was an interesting game.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)

354 so does kindergarten
what does that say about google employees
Posted by: DB

That they eat boogers and wet themselves?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (LH6GS)

355 >Well Kansas State and Oklahoma State are going to be switching places in the rankings.

Posted by: SFGoth


and Penn St was doing well against Ohio St, right up until they gave up 28 points in the 4th quarter

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (geLO8)

356 Pharmaceutical oxygen is the kind with the extra neutrons, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:07 PM (oqrJk)


Just not the welding cylinder. Though I knew welders that claimed to have huffed the O2 line for hangovers

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (xhaym)

357 Buckeyes vs Bulldogs come the championship game in 2023.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)

358 Personally, I'm lazy and wouldn't want to do the frequent 60+ hour week tech thing that OG Silicon Valley was (in)famous for

The deal was that you worked like a dog for a startup for five years or so, and if the startup had a successful IPO, you'd never have to work again if you didn't want to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

359 Buckeyes vs Bulldogs come the championship game in 2023.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 29, 2022 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
__

Hubby is from GA..so...

BULLDAWGS!

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:25 PM (IPpg0)

360 Just not the welding cylinder. Though I knew welders that claimed to have huffed the O2 line for hangovers
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (xhaym)

Oxygen is oxygen. Impurities in welding oxygen are just as bad as impurities in breathing oxygen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:25 PM (1paLu)

361 >Buckeyes vs Bulldogs come the championship game in 2023.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard


I think one of those teams will be Tennessee

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:25 PM (geLO8)

362 I'm no legal scholar, but that entire line of reasoning is ridiculous in light of recent rulings (meaning last 50 years or so)

A mall is "private property" technically speaking - but is considered a "place of public accommodation" legally speaking.

Many if not most municipalities have declared just about every place as "no smoking" - including malls. What I'm getting at, banning firearms from n public shouldn't hold up to the slightest scrutiny.

See also: Liability. Schools (or the taxpayer really) are "in loco parentis" when they have students n custody, yet refuse to protect them.

Just try to get your lefty teacher to admit they have responsibility for their physical safety. They can't allow for this plain fact.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (K1QfJ)

363 Nice campfire. It's an auto-de-fe ONT.
Step right up, you heretics!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 29, 2022 10:09 PM (oqrJk)


I am not wearing my Sanbenito, what do I do?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym)

364 This site won't let you post the link. I gave you the direct quote of the corresponding article. Look it up shineboy.

There's ways to get around that. And the only thing comes up is a form letter. Yes, I read the contents of said letter. And now you can, too.

https://bit.ly/3felxWx

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (Bd6X8)

365 Two guys in their underwear fighting over a hammer at 2 AM in San Francisco ... Is Donald Trump's fault. LOL

Pelosi called 911 from a bathroom to report he was in danger. He then hung up and left the bathroom to hang out with the guy he was "in danger" from. Nothing happened until the police showed up. They were let in by a third man, who still hasn't been identified, and once the police were there the hammer fight started.

Also, at some point, someone broke a window but the damage pattern shows it was broken from inside the house.

Gateway Pundit is claiming that both of the sites where the attacker posted about how much he loves Trump were created *after* he was arrested.

This is both a failed gay hookup *and* a predictably shitty FBI op.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (zm+d5)

366 It is known that generally firearms are not allowed at political rallies no matter who the politician is.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:27 PM (UUBmN)

367 The deal was that you worked like a dog for a startup for five years or so, and if the startup had a successful IPO, you'd never have to work again if you didn't want to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

------

Facebook's "work-life balance" will fix that for you...
Complete every project they give you or else.
FYL
Way it is.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (/V0Q7)

368 Ain't gonna' be no red wave.

It's going to be a Tsunami.
We're winning.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:21 PM



From your keyboard to God's screen!

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (LBryL)

369 Since Spider Sabich has come up in more than one thread recently:

The low point of my life 40+ years ago was a week I spent moving pianos, in the snow, for minimum wage ($2.70/hour, I think), with no medical insurance. To top it off, the crew chief was a guy who was proud of the fact that he'd once been arrested for dealing cocaine with Spider Sabich's son. Not just proud of being arrested, or being arrested with someone famous, but being arrested with the son of someone famous, and only really famous because he'd been murdered by someone even more famous. What a maroon! The low point of that low-pointy week was when the boss sent three of us to deliver an upright piano to the basement of a suburban house. Three's enough for a spinet, but an upright going up or down stairs really needs four, one for each corner. To top it off, said crew chief 'got something in his eye' half way down the stairs and left the other two of us holding the piano in the middle of the stairs while he took a very leisurely trip to the bathroom to wash it out.
Fortunately, after a week of this I got another job driving a truck, which led (via data-processing) to a ten-year career as a programmer-analyst.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (ZVK8F)

370 Beastie Boys hidden click - couldn't watch it because I had to sign in to confirm my age and I can't sign in because YouTube excommunicated me!!

Having been a YouTube member for over a decade, I had no idea how INCREDIBLY AWFUL the YouTube interface is for those not signed up. Pop-ups asking me to sign in, like, subscribe, buy some YouTubeTV thing - and I can't do any of that anyway.

Sorry to keep griping about being cancelled, but this latest age-demand thing is just another twist of the knife. And I was having such fun reading the ONT...!
_____
Write YouTube and gently demand the return of the Mindful Webworks account. Then they'll come after you!

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouToob is azzho at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (sD/OT)

371 Here it is in MP4
https://bit.ly/3SQQj5g

and I almost got double barreled.
too

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (MxRrv)

372 It is known that generally firearms are not allowed at political rallies no matter who the politician is.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:27 PM (UUBmN)

Yeah. the troll has its knickers in a knot over basically nothing. Which is why it's so funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:29 PM (1paLu)

373 The deal was that you worked like a dog for a startup for five years or so, and if the startup had a successful IPO, you'd never have to work again if you didn't want to.

The problem with that is non-startups saw how many hours people were putting in at startups and began demanding that kind of time from their employees.

With no change in pay 'cause they were all salaried.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)

374 Many states do not allow firearms into bars. Is that an infringement on 2nd amendment rights?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:29 PM (ccdQn)

375 366 It is known that generally firearms are not allowed at political rallies no matter who the politician is.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:27 PM (UUBmN)

I love DJTrump's quote : "Take the guns first, due process second." Followed by people like you pretending to eschew gun control.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:30 PM (/V0Q7)

376 Write YouTube and gently demand the return of the Mindful Webworks account. Then they'll come after you!
Posted by: mindful webworker - YouToob is azzho at October 29, 2022 11:28 PM (sD/OT)

Can you not move your body of work to Rumble?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:31 PM (1paLu)

377 PESUSIENI!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2022 11:32 PM (llON8)

378 374 Many states do not allow firearms into bars. Is that an infringement on 2nd amendment rights?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:29 PM (ccdQn)

Of course it is.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:32 PM (/V0Q7)

379 358 The deal was that you worked like a dog for a startup for five years or so, and if the startup had a successful IPO, you'd never have to work again if you didn't want to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:23 PM (I2/tG)


I might have taken that deal when I was 25. They'd have to convince me that the IPO wasn't a fairy tale, of course. Would have been easier in the 80s when there was Big Things happening. The 00s, when I entered the workforce, not so much.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 11:33 PM (UewuT)

380 Well we just had an experience! All of us, to include my 2 cats, we’re just in my closet as there are tornadoes all around us. Huge thunder now, but looks like the tornado part has moved past. How is y’all’s evening?
Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2022 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)


Clearly not as exciting as yours. It is finally cool enough to merit dragging out my blanket poncho to keep me warm while I work on the keyboard

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:33 PM (xhaym)

381 Fun to feed the trolls.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:33 PM (ccdQn)

382 Have yet to have found a troll here at the HQ that was worth a single tap on my keyboard.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2022 11:34 PM (Xrfse)

383 Of course it is.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:32 PM (/V0Q7)

I don't allow people carrying firearms into my home.
Am I infringing on your 2A rights?

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:34 PM (ufFY8)

384 TN plays GA next week. Should be good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 11:34 PM (G/v5P)

385 Followed by people like you pretending to eschew gun control.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM
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WTF do you mean people like me??? You know nothing about me and my views on gun control. I was just stating the law in most cases. You claim to live in SF but claim to be 2A??? I don't think so.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:35 PM (UUBmN)

386 Fun to feed the trolls.

As long as it's strychnine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:35 PM (Bd6X8)

387 PESUSIENI!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2022 11:32 PM



Elvish!

+1

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (CuAEl)

388 The problem with that is non-startups saw how many hours people were putting in at startups and began demanding that kind of time from their employees.

With no change in pay 'cause they were all salaried.


Not viable long-term. Treat your employees badly, and the people who can find other jobs do, and you are left with the people who can't find work elsewhere.

Unless, of course, you are paying people enough to work those hours, like big law firms and investment banks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

389 DeSantis defacto breaks Florida state law by refusing to speak anywhere that guns are present and allows it to be enforced.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:47 PM (/V0Q7)

Your logic is faulty.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (NkGvj)

390 >You claim to live in SF but claim to be 2A??? I don't think so.

Posted by: lin-duh


she says she's Nancy Pelosi's next-door neighbor

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO8)

391 I don't allow people carrying firearms into my home.
Am I infringing on your 2A rights?

LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2022 11:34 PM (ufFY
Don't be stupid... you're not codifying law either.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (/V0Q7)

392 heh- the autocorrect for pelosi is pelvis

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:37 PM (geLO8)

393 Your logic is faulty.

He's just an excitable boy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:37 PM (Bd6X8)

394 Now I have a Warren Zevon earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2022 11:38 PM (G/v5P)

395 I don't allow people carrying firearms into my home.
Am I infringing on your 2A rights?

Yes, but if there was much chance that you intend to harm me, it'd be foolish to enter your home armed anyway.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:38 PM (kOpft)

396 she says she's Nancy Pelosi's next-door neighbor
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO

You need to research why the 1968 GCA was passed. You're dead wrong about that.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:38 PM (/V0Q7)

397 Saturday Love - Cherrelle and Alexander O'Neal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X137oUeuHQ

When this came out in my Sophomore year in high school (1985).

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:39 PM (IPpg0)

398 Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (/V0Q7)

WTF are you babbling about. Don't use words that you don't know their meaning.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2022 11:39 PM (hg4Xf)

399

DeSantis was in Long Island this evening stumping for Led Zeppelin, the Republican aspirant to the Throne of Newyorkistan...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM (CuAEl)

400 The Constitution was written with the assumption that there would be a Judeo-Christian moral horizon. And a modicum of common sense.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM (ccdQn)

401 *dances around the blog*

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM (IPpg0)

402 388 Not viable long-term. Treat your employees badly, and the people who can find other jobs do, and you are left with the people who can't find work elsewhere.

Unless, of course, you are paying people enough to work those hours, like big law firms and investment banks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2022 11:36 PM (I2/tG)


This is pretty much what happened in software right as I was finishing up college (impeccable timing, yeah?). The system collapsed due to a combination of burnout and 2008 related chaos and companies were forced to back off in order to keep key staff from jumping ship. It's also a big contributor to the rise of the Agile cult, because management could point to that and its vaguely populist trappings as proof that they've turned a new leaf and instituted policy changes to keep the bad old days from returning.

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM (UewuT)

403 >Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:38 PM (/V0Q7)


so do you and the Pelosis ever socialize?

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:41 PM (geLO8)

404 352 This one has a whiff of Scogg.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2022 11:18 PM (u73oe)

You may be right. He has been scarce lately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:22 PM (1paLu)


What's Fen's read on this?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2022 11:41 PM (8C7+r)

405 I was just stating the law in most cases. You claim to live in SF but claim to be 2A??? I don't think so.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:35 PM (UUBmN)

And you think there aren't outliers within those stats? Are you high?

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:41 PM (/V0Q7)

406 *dances around the blog*

Guys, if you're not watching her you're missing out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:41 PM (Bd6X8)

407 Well we have to look at what the law says, not what we wish it said, and then try to work backwards and cram all this nonsense into it, resulting in Bizarro world stuff.

I think we have to start with the recognition that apart from private clubs with membership fees, virtually every place is "public". Civil rights laws, and many others, saw to that.

I don't think any reasonable scrutiny could allow that a shopping mall can declare "no weapons".

That doesn't mean I like it. This is the result of contradictory legislation, well meaning and otherwise, Why should anyone lose their right of self defense because they are in a public space? Or a government space for that matter. Just a thought exercise is all.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (K1QfJ)

408 so do you and the Pelosis ever socialize?
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:41 PM (geLO

Thats insulting.
They're also way out of my league. I also...make my money honestly and vote libertarian. Not invited.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (/V0Q7)

409 Will that suffice? Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 10:36 PM (/V0Q7)

You are an idiot, He was arrested for Trespass

The arrest report states, “The defendant asked if he could hold his sign on the sidewalk and not within the confines of the building. This was permitted until the defendant relocated to a sidewalk connecting to the building at the entrance of the building. Security for the event then approached [a Detective] and asked that the defendant be removed from the event.” However, Rose says he was at the same spot on the sidewalk during both instances when he was approached by officers.

Chief Sandusky and Rose both acknowledged that Rose was told he could go to an area that had been designated as a protest zone, but Rose said he didn’t want to go to that area and believed he had a right to be on the public sidewalk as long as he didn’t block the path of people who were attending the event. Rose also emphasized that he had just been told he could be on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (xhaym)

410 You are also unable to read as well as being a fool
(continued)

Chief Sandusky told us that Rose was polite and respectful at all times, but “they gave him ample opportunity to leave, and he refused.”
Rose spent the night in jail.

https://tinyurl.com/ywaexrhf

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (xhaym)

411 Hangover avoidance. Stay hydrated, premedicate ibuprofen. Don't drink prodigious amounts. Leave time to recover. If you really want to avoid it stay drunk.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 29, 2022 11:43 PM (ZMPCu)

412 399 DeSantis was in Long Island this evening stumping for Led Zeppelin, the Republican aspirant to the Throne of Newyorkistan...
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM (CuAEl)


Is it true that he introduced his campaign platform with an epic 30 minute drum solo?

Posted by: CppThis at October 29, 2022 11:43 PM (UewuT)

413 Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (K1QfJ)
.honest debate. Finally. Bravo sir.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:43 PM (/V0Q7)

414 >Thats insulting.
They're also way out of my league. I also...make my money honestly and vote libertarian. Not invited.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


c'mon, you live next door. Hasn't Nancy ever invited you over for ice cream? Paul show you his hammer?

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (geLO8)

415 *dances around the blog*

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM



There's video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGi9gLxRRJ8

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (CuAEl)

416 Than you Jesus, that clip of Obama is precious.

It's not a small tell of the mood of the nation.
Bama and Hillary are going to have a lamp throwing
contest tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (MxRrv)

417 Having said that, don't even get me started on "in fairness".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)

418 The Constitution was written with the assumption that there would be a Judeo-Christian moral horizon. And a modicum of common sense.

Yes. Ultimately the problem here isn't the Right that makes people feel uncomfortable, it's that there are so many people in this country who don't have the belief framework that makes the recognition of God-given Rights work.

Which is to say folks go along with the notion that guns shouldn't be allowed in X, because progressives can't be trusted to refrain from the blood thirst while at X.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (kOpft)

419 Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2022 11:42 PM (xhaym)

When you cache up with what DeSantis protocol for his events, while pretending to be pro 2A, I'll be waiting.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:45 PM (/V0Q7)

420 I guess the trolls show up just to be bat whipped.

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2022 11:45 PM (Ur3ox)

421 Method agree.
Still... they don't get it both ways. They're either for freedom or they're not, and if not...they need to own it.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:46 PM (/V0Q7)

422 This is both a failed gay hookup *and* a predictably shitty FBI op.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (zm+d5)

My first comment on hammer gate was about the FBI furiously building a fake social media for said perp.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 29, 2022 11:46 PM (4+bFW)

423
Daily Mail has some photos here of Space Daddy at Twatter HQ, at the "coffee bar". There's an hilarious one of Vajayjay Godde, Vagina Dentata, or whatever the chief censor bitch is called. Vagina is glaring at him:

https://tinyurl.com/2d9rqk6y

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 29, 2022 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)

424 @237

>>Did they let a shark loose in the audience?

No but the number of people in Shark Costumes surprised even me.

There is also a John Williams concert coming up in February and The Empire Strikes Back is playing in May.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 11:47 PM (up/3i)

425 There's video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGi9gLxRRJ8


I don't know what's more impressive, that she could rent her hips out as a paint shaker or that the skirt stayed on the entire time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:47 PM (Bd6X8)

426 c'mon, you live next door. Hasn't Nancy ever invited you over for ice cream? Paul show you his hammer?
Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (geLO

Black duct tape used to hang the plastic over the so called vandalism about a year ago... black suburban with Maryland plates....

No. I have not been i voted over. Have never even seen them

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:48 PM (/V0Q7)

427 *dances around the blog*

Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2022 11:40 PM

There's video:

I was thinking:

https://tinyurl.com/4e8x9t3j

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:49 PM (kOpft)

428 Bonus points... I have never seen her house not guarded by at least SFPD. Dont believe it? Don't care.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:49 PM (/V0Q7)

429 Is it true that he introduced his campaign platform with an epic 30 minute drum solo?
Posted by: CppThis
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Claimed he was channeling Ginger Baker, I heard...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2022 11:49 PM (/1cnq)

430 >I don't know what's more impressive, that she could rent her hips out as a paint shaker or that the skirt stayed on the entire time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura


yeah how does she do that

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 11:50 PM (geLO8)

431 Scogg, you're like a fucking rabbit at the dog track.
You know Fen gets up at 5, you could have waited for her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 29, 2022 11:50 PM (MxRrv)

432 Are you high?
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM
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Why do you keep insulting me? That's okay, you just Keep digging...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:50 PM (UUBmN)

433 Daily Mail has some photos here of Space Daddy at Twatter HQ, at the "coffee bar". There's an hilarious one of Vajayjay Godde, Vagina Dentata, or whatever the chief censor bitch is called. Vagina is glaring at him:

https://tinyurl.com/2d9rqk6y


Every time I see "Vagina Dentata" I get the "Hakuna Matata" earworm.

Like these guys, only in tune:

https://youtu.be/sZtpD2NiLWQ

*NSFW*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)

434 417 Having said that, don't even get me started on "in fairness".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)

Repeatedly saying "in fairness" is for degenerates, retards, and degenerate retards.

Posted by: Guy who thinks repeatedly saying "in fairness" is for degenerates, retards, and degenerate retards at October 29, 2022 11:52 PM (pLSJi)

435 Repeatedly saying "in fairness" is for degenerates, retards, and degenerate retards.

Great, now I'm gong to have to start using it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:53 PM (Bd6X8)

436 Having said that, don't even get me started on "in fairness".
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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The ne plus ultra, 'Actually, in fairness...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2022 11:53 PM (95EcE)

437 Why do you keep insulting me? That's okay, you just Keep digging...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:50 PM (UUBmN)

Not meant to be an insult.. ore alone to an honest disbelief that people who claim to be conservative, falling to see their own cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:55 PM (/V0Q7)

438 Great, now I'm gong to have to start using it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I can sell you an indulgence, which will relieve you of that obligation.
http:indulgencesRus.com

Posted by: First Church of the Future at October 29, 2022 11:56 PM (esps4)

439 Sorry. For the typos.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 29, 2022 11:56 PM (/V0Q7)

440

Everyone's run off to watch SMH dance around the blog, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2022 11:56 PM (CuAEl)

441 Repeatedly saying "in fairness" is for degenerates, retards, and degenerate retards.

In fairness, you might only be one of those things. Unless you're a degenerate retard in which case I guess you're both.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2022 11:56 PM (kOpft)

442 I can sell you an indulgence, which will relieve you of that obligation.
http:indulgencesRus.com


Indulgences Rus? Some sort of Russian money laundering operation?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:57 PM (Bd6X8)

443 Libertarian Party candidates are scrupulous about allowing those attending their campaign events to carry weapons. Of course, it is pretty easy to vet friends and family members.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2022 11:57 PM (1paLu)

444 falling to see their own cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM
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If one does see it, then is it non-cognitive dissonance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2022 11:57 PM (esps4)

445 UTC is so overrated for any practical use in modern computer systems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

GPD time is much simpler. just a straight count from time of epoch. no leap seconds, no daylight savings time, no leap years. Just second after second after second ....

Posted by: Fox2! at October 29, 2022 11:58 PM (qyH+l)

446 GPS time ...

Posted by: Fox2! at October 29, 2022 11:58 PM (qyH+l)

447 UTC is so overrated for any practical use in modern computer systems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

GPD time is much simpler. just a straight count from time of epoch. no leap seconds, no daylight savings time, no leap years. Just second after second after second ....


Now this is a timely discussion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 29, 2022 11:58 PM (Bd6X8)

448
Indulgences Rus? Some sort of Russian money laundering operation?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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We accept all currencies.

Posted by: First Church of the Future at October 29, 2022 11:59 PM (esps4)

449 Did anyone post this before me?

https://twitter.com/LarryAndress2/status/1586488877396664320

Obama is losing his cool at a rally. No they are not chanting "Let's Go Brandon!" It is FJB Clap-Clap Clap Clap Clap

Posted by: rd at October 29, 2022 11:59 PM (Z32m1)

450 If one does see it, then is it non-cognitive dissonance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2022 11:57 PM (esps4)

Depends on the individual's capacity for honesty and change in relation to their priorities.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:00 AM (/V0Q7)

451 It was funny when Medved coined the term Losertarian.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 30, 2022 12:01 AM (ccdQn)

452

I think The HQ's timestamp should be rendered in UTC, as befits a very smart military blog...

Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:01 AM (CuAEl)

453 I think Mr Uvulate just wants everyone to admit he is right. Of course then he would find something else to insist he is right about.

Poor bastard, it must be hell to have that low of a self opinion

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:01 AM (xhaym)

454 I made a nice score at the dump today. Got an 8" bench grinder. Had a knotted wire wheel on the left side, and no wheel on the right. Took it home, plugged it in, and it ran right off the bat. I had to fab up a little spacer to fit a wheel to the right side, and luckily found a nut with a thread to match the spindle. Put a near-new Norton wheel on it, and it ran nice and true. Dressed the blade of a screwdriver with it. Works just fine. I will haul it to the AZ place. Need one there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:03 AM (1paLu)

455 451 It was funny when Medved coined the term Losertarian.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 30, 2022 12:01 AM

Because pretending like the Democrats and Republicans aren't two wings of the same bird, is a winning stance.

Trump raided... "you'd be in jail" didn't bust a grape towards her or Epstein in four years....ad nauseum.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:03 AM (/V0Q7)

456 I think a cylinder of O2 from AirGas costs less than from a medical supplier

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

457 Bannon and contempt.... Hillary and her cellphones and hammers

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:04 AM (/V0Q7)

458 Consistency eludes you. Cheers.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:05 AM (/V0Q7)

459 I think a cylinder of O2 from AirGas costs less than from a medical supplier
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)

Two bucks for the oxygen, and $44 for the product liability insurance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:05 AM (1paLu)

460 I think The HQ's timestamp should be rendered in UTC, as befits a very smart military blog...
Posted by: Zettai
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Zoo-loo, Zoo-loo, Zoo-loo

Posted by: Rourke's Drift at October 30, 2022 12:06 AM (BqFOC)

461 Zoo-loo, Zoo-loo, Zoo-loo

Zulu's?

No, I won.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:06 AM (Bd6X8)

462 >> GPS time ...

Ah, I was searching on what the heck is GPD time. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)

463

The story of Zero being shouted down in MI is up at the DM right now...

Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:08 AM (CuAEl)

464 Tiresome troll is tiresome.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:08 AM (ZMPCu)

465 USN, just opened a bottle of Black Ridge bourbon - finished in port barrels (*not* with port mixed in ....). Good so far. A break from rum.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 12:10 AM (OTzUX)

466 The story of Zero being shouted down in MI is up at the DM right now...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:08 AM (CuAEl)

Yeah. I watched the video. Seems real. Barky is reacting to something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:10 AM (1paLu)

467 Wow, just finished watching Father Stu. Happy/sad at the same time.

Posted by: Infidel at October 30, 2022 12:11 AM (Ur3ox)

468 I think Count Uvula here is a 2A absolutist who is trying to us his "rights" to make other peopele comply with what he wants since he knows the secret of making "all us normie hicks twitch"

He smells like Shirtless Darrow trying to use the court rules against to court, or some "trans" using the rules to hijack authority to victimize anyone around XER that won']t bow down to XITS demands.

In other words, a very weak abuser trying to leverage power

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

469
In my humble opinion, civil time should be UT1, astronomical time. Let TAI (or IAT) be the straight second counter. TAI and GPS are offset by about 19 seconds. They should tick at about the same rate, but it does vary a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

470 I guess the troll thinks he should be able to carry on an airplane too. Absolutism is retarded.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2022 12:12 AM (hg4Xf)

471 423 Daily Mail has some photos here of Space Daddy at Twatter HQ, at the "coffee bar". There's an hilarious one of Vajayjay Godde, Vagina Dentata, or whatever the chief censor bitch is called. Vagina is glaring at him:

https://tinyurl.com/2d9rqk6y
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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How could they ever have thought that he was going to keep them on?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:14 AM (MxRrv)

472 As far as the F! Joe Biden chant?

No I do not think it is fake. First why would Obama be losing his cool? Second, look at the folks in the background. How many are chanting? At least one black woman over Obama's right shoulder for one.

https://twitter.com/LarryAndress2/status/1586488877396664320

Posted by: rd at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (Z32m1)

473 I made a nice score at the dump today. Got an 8" bench grinder. Had a knotted wire wheel on the left side, and no wheel on the right.
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Made a similar find at the site of an old locomotive works that was being bulldozed. It was sad to watch. Pic of one of the shops: https://tinyurl.com/2388e8gd

It needed a bit of work, but has been in service for me for 30 years. Interestingly, it is a Diehl. I had to make a 1/2-28 LH nut for one side of it.

If you ever need a 1/2-28 LH tap, let me know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (O8Vti)

474 Wow, just finished watching Father Stu. Happy/sad at the same time.
Posted by: Infidel at October 30, 2022 12:11 AM (Ur3ox)

I recently watched Marky Mark's earlier movie , Instant Family. Very underrated in my opinion.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (hg4Xf)

475 Port finished is miles diff than added port! Opened a sherry finished red breast. Good stuff. Finishing makes some things good. Had an ardpeg 10 gifted to me by daughter kim. I just can't get into that much peat. I'm tried. I really did.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:16 AM (ZMPCu)

476 Posted by: rd at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (Z32m1)

The report I read was that it was a single heckler that Obama was addressing. Admittedly I only read the headline and byline.

Posted by: polynikes at October 30, 2022 12:17 AM (hg4Xf)

477 466 The story of Zero being shouted down in MI is up at the DM right now...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:08 AM (CuAEl)
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Oh my, oh my goodness, I thought it was SC.
They shouted at Barkey like that in MI.
Ha, Trump might carry more states than Reagan.
We win.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:18 AM (MxRrv)

478 468, 469....
Wrong.
I want people to be armed at all times in accordance with nature's law that dictates "protect YOURSELF at ALL times."

You sling insults...because you're logic doesn't hold.
Only you can protect you...but you farm it out to people who can't, and then pretend that you don't.
You're dishonest.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:19 AM (/V0Q7)

479 It needed a bit of work, but has been in service for me for 30 years. Interestingly, it is a Diehl. I had to make a 1/2-28 LH nut for one side of it.

If you ever need a 1/2-28 LH tap, let me know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (O8Vti)

This one looks metric, so maybe Chinese. Runs quiet, and the ball bearings are good. Sucker takes at least a full minute to spin down after being turned off. Spindle seemed to be about 5/8" plus a hair. I am happy it was not the left-hand nut I needed. But I guess, if I had to, I could make one in the lathe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:19 AM (1paLu)

480 You can give me the LH tap and I will put it in the tool chest with all the other quasi exotic tools that were acquired for a particular task and saved "just in case".

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 30, 2022 12:19 AM (ccdQn)

481 You're dishonest.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:19 AM (/V0Q7)

Talk about dishonest. You have said several times that you are leaving, and then you come back here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:21 AM (1paLu)

482 The story of Zero being shouted down in MI is up at the DM right now

Yeah, they have the likely original video, it was one heckler, and the crowd shouting "O-ba-ma".

FJB version is funnier, and I think falls under the "fake, but accurate" defense.

Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2022 12:21 AM (kOpft)

483 count uvula, you could be charming but you have to piss on everyone like they cheated you out of serious money.

You sound like a very old troll named Clamps from a different site.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:23 AM (xhaym)

484 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October

You're Canadian.
Full stop.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:24 AM (/V0Q7)

485 Uvalde Cop, what's your argument? I'm missing something here. Don't much care to read the whole thread. You seem concerned.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:25 AM (ZMPCu)

486 Count Uvula is predictable.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:25 AM (xhaym)

487 Excitable boy, they all said.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:26 AM (Bd6X8)

488 You sound like a very old troll named Clamps from a different site.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:23 AM (

You made a supposition about me that wasn't true.
I'm very pro 2nd amendment.... actually... the 2nd doesn't even apply .. given the fact that people don't consent to be governed....but all beings having the innate right to protect their existence.

I just stated my voice same as anyone else here. No insults. No nothing. Pointing out hypocrisy is always unpopular.

DeSantis PRETENDS to be pro 2nd Amendment.

The end.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:27 AM (/V0Q7)

489 You're Canadian.
Full stop.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:24 AM (/V0Q7)

Man o man! Are you the King of snappy comebacks, or what?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:28 AM (1paLu)

490 Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:25 AM (ZMPCu)

488 in a nutshell.

Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM - (which is why I have time to be online posting this) at October 30, 2022 12:28 AM (/V0Q7)

491 Uvalde your making a very cogent argument here. Tells us more.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:28 AM (ZMPCu)

492
DeSantis was in Long Island this evening stumping for Led Zeppelin, the Republican aspirant to the Throne of Newyorkistan...
Posted by: Zettai


He comes from the land where they don't get snow
Where the gators crawl and the hurricanes blow

Ahh! Ahh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2022 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

493 He comes from the land where they don't get snow
Where the gators crawl and the hurricanes blow

Ahh! Ahh!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2022 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:30 AM (1paLu)

494 If the troll is Clamps, then the troll has been a troll for a decade or more and still hasn't figured anything out.

Imagine the boredom of doing something for a decade and never getting better, just lying to oneself about how "effective" one has gotten at being irritating.
Secret to life is, if you really want to be irritating, do a couple rails of coke. It is more fun I tell you!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2022 12:31 AM (xhaym)

495 476 Posted by: rd at October 30, 2022 12:15 AM (Z32m1)

The report I read was that it was a single heckler that Obama was addressing. Admittedly I only read the headline and byline.
Posted by: polynikes
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Yep, It's playing at the _DM and it's only one person.

We must be diligent about our posts. This happened in the '16 election. Troll money is out there to screw things up, make things look valid that aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:31 AM (MxRrv)

496
FJB version is funnier, and I think falls under the "fake, but accurate" defense.
Posted by: Methos


Is it "doctored?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2022 12:34 AM (63Dwl)

497 So desantis is anti constitution. Right? Thats what I'm hearing? Right?

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:34 AM (ZMPCu)

498

The video at the DM is edited...

Bonhomme's original video is real!

Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:34 AM (tSjER)

499 498

The video at the DM is edited...

Bonhomme's original video is real!
Posted by: Zettai
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I wish. God's going to punish me.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:36 AM (MxRrv)

500 The report I read was that it was a single heckler that Obama was addressing. Admittedly I only read the headline and byline.
Posted by: polynikes
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I heard that it was Desantis that doctored the video.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 12:38 AM (BqFOC)

501 Someone should tell Florida their gov. Is a posser. Quick. Is dave around he should hear this. Weasel needs to do a post! Alert ace. Quick.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:39 AM (ZMPCu)

502 was just stating the law in most cases. You claim to live in SF but claim to be 2A??? I don't think so.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2022 11:35 PM (UUBmN)

And you think there aren't outliers within those stats? Are you high?
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


You're Canadian.
Full stop.
Posted by: Uvalde SWAT TEAM


Wait, are Canadians not allowed to be statistical outliers?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:39 AM (Bd6X8)

503 Wait, are Canadians not allowed to be statistical outliers?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 30, 2022 12:40 AM (BqFOC)

504 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Justin Trudeau


Considering the vast majority of Canadians I've ever met are fairly decent people then your being a complete scumbag would make you a statistical outlier, so, maybe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:43 AM (Bd6X8)

505
I'm worried about the 4 hour thing again. Space Daddy's Twitter just fact-checked the official Presidential account, @POTUS.

They tweeted something about the Inflation Reduction Act making corporations pay their fair share, which was loose with the facts.

Space Daddy fact checked Brandon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)

506 *NSFW due to one F word*

https://bit.ly/3DU4ylX

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)

507 Space dad. We've been adopted? Man i should keep up.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:45 AM (ZMPCu)

508 The video at the DM is edited...

Bonhomme's original video is real!
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2022 12:34 AM (tSjER)

These days, I suppose it's hard to say, though it is more likely that the drones that showed up at an obama rally were all shouting his name.

These days, either could be deepfaked, so unless it was caught live, or in the room by someone reliable, who knows?

Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2022 12:45 AM (kOpft)

509 Wait, are Canadians not allowed to be statistical outliers?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 30, 2022 12:40 AM (BqFOC)

"Outlier" not "out and out liar"

Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2022 12:47 AM (kOpft)

510 These days, either could be deepfaked, so unless it was caught live, or in the room by someone reliable, who knows?
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2022 12:45 AM (kOpft)

Could be there were competing chants. One group starts chanting FJB, and the True Believers respond by hollering "O-ba-ma" in an effort to drown them out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:49 AM (1paLu)

511 I wish my family could have afforded a nice hole in the ground when I was a kid--pure luxury!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 30, 2022 12:49 AM (S7une)

512 To be fair, Castro wasn't very Canadian.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:50 AM (ZMPCu)

513 These days, either could be deepfaked, so unless it was caught live, or in the room by someone reliable, who knows?
Posted by: Methos

Fuck Dems. It's real until they prove otherwise.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2022 12:50 AM (An9Yz)

514 Space dad. We've been adopted? Man i should keep up.

I like Space Lord better. Already has it's own song:

https://youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:53 AM (Bd6X8)

515 Germany dismantles wind farm to expand coal mine:

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:54 AM (MxRrv)

516 Fuck Dems. It's real until they prove otherwise.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2022 12:50 AM (An9Yz)

Re-watched the video. There is at least one person with a covid mask under his chin, which pretty much precludes the video being from 2016, as was mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:54 AM (1paLu)

517 ..Could be there were competing chants. One group starts chanting FJB, and the True Believers respond by hollering "O-ba-ma" in an effort to drown them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:49 AM (1paLu)


You Studebaker Loving Canucks would be chanting "O-ba-meh?" though, right?

Lie to me if you must!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 12:55 AM (e6UQI)

518
Ace himself came up, or first used "Space Daddy" for Elon, and I got a kick out of it. It's funny in the context of these Twatter employees being a bunch of spoiled children running amok, and "Daddy" is going to have to spank them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)

519 Germany dismantles wind farm to expand coal mine:
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:54 AM (MxRrv)

We could do that right here, if we were so inclined. There is a big wind farm less than 2 miles north of me, that follows a northwesterly-trending ridge for at least 5 miles. And the formation below is laced with coal seams. Might have to go down a hundred meters or so, though. I can see several coal-bed methane wells from my kitchen window.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:57 AM (1paLu)

520 Ace himself came up, or first used "Space Daddy" for Elon, and I got a kick out of it. It's funny in the context of these Twatter employees being a bunch of spoiled children running amok, and "Daddy" is going to have to spank them.

I missed that. It is a funny image.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 12:57 AM (Bd6X8)

521 Our African-American space daddy.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 12:58 AM (ZMPCu)

522 A coalition of 19 state attorneys general from across the country launched a formal investigation into six major U.S. banks last week citing legal concerns about banks’ “ESG” investing and their involvement with a United Nations alliance

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:59 AM (MxRrv)

523 Lie to me if you must!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 12:55 AM (e6UQI)

Fuck O-ba-ma!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:59 AM (1paLu)

524
See Ace's post yesterday about Elon taking over Twitter, and the lamentations of the wokesters. Ace said, "Hurt them Space Daddy. Hurt them all."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

525 Netanyahu Poised to Be Elected for Third Time as Prime Minister of Israel _PJ Media

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 01:01 AM (MxRrv)

526 ..Fuck O-ba-ma! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 12:59 AM (1paLu)

*confers Citizenship*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 01:02 AM (e6UQI)

527 Netanyahu Poised to Be Elected for Third Time as Prime Minister of Israel _PJ Media
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 01:01 AM (MxRrv)

Well, that's good news, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:02 AM (1paLu)

528 My man is as queer as the day is long.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 30, 2022 01:03 AM (z9V4B)

529 75% of employees at 200k a head would help the balance sheet. Get rid of a lot of negativtivity too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 01:03 AM (MxRrv)

530
Before it's over Elon may well be Elon I, God-Emperor of Mars and His Other Solar System Dominions.

This is why I give him a pass on the Tesla EV shit. On Mars, you can burn gas and diesel. No O2. So you need something else for transportation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

531 Here is the original video.

No, They were not chanting FJB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gzMWXzZd0

But the video is still damn funny.

Posted by: rd at October 30, 2022 01:07 AM (Z32m1)

532 Mamma was a rolling stone. Wherever she laid her hat in Havana was her home.

Posted by: JUSTIN TRUDEAU at October 30, 2022 01:07 AM (z9V4B)

533 This is why I give him a pass on the Tesla EV shit. On Mars, you can burn gas and diesel. No O2. So you need something else for transportation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

He has done a hell of a job marketing electric hot rods. Too bad they tend to catch fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:07 AM (1paLu)

534 My man is as queer as the day is long.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

The other nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2022 01:08 AM (An9Yz)

535 He has done a hell of a job marketing electric hot rods. Too bad they tend to catch fire.

It's part of the program to reduce home heating costs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:08 AM (Bd6X8)

536 A coalition of 19 state attorneys general from across the country launched a formal investigation into six major U.S. banks last week citing legal concerns about banks’ “ESG” investing and their involvement with a United Nations alliance
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 12:5

That's interesting. I think there's something in the law about those on the BOD have a fiduciary duty to shareholders, not every loon that threatens them.

Posted by: Farmer at October 30, 2022 01:08 AM (55Qr6)

537 Is it "doctored?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2022 12:34 AM (63Dwl)

Well, it was trapped in the body of a less funny video so we cut off its' genitals and put it on hormone blockers.

Posted by: "doctors" at October 30, 2022 01:09 AM (cupoy)

538 Justin, your mama laid it out wherever she was.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 01:09 AM (MxRrv)

539
Well, that's good news, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:02 AM (1paLu)

It should piss off some of the right people, anyway.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 30, 2022 01:11 AM (cupoy)

540 >>>That's interesting. I think there's something in the law about those on the BOD have a fiduciary duty to shareholders, not every loon that threatens them.
Posted by: Farmer
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Jamie Dimon referred to them as 'do gooder something or others'. Then he suggested that we drill for oil and dig for coal. Sounded like a shot across the bow to me.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 30, 2022 01:13 AM (MxRrv)

541 Just hoping Daddy was Dear Leader and not the Bus Driver on the Route 73.

Posted by: JUSTIN TRUDEAU at October 30, 2022 01:14 AM (z9V4B)

542 ..He has done a hell of a job marketing electric hot rods. Too bad they tend to catch fire. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:07 AM (1paLu)[ >l/i]

Ol' Elon. Putting the HOT in hot rods! Getcha one! You'll get a put a charge out of into it!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 01:16 AM (e6UQI)

543 You are laughing at the wives of service members sleeping with the milkman and all those kids growing up with a deadbeat dad?

MisHum you are a piece of sh*t! How can you think talking about about such things is funny?

/s

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 01:18 AM (xLqhd)

544 AOP: Can you not move your body of work to Rumble?

Ah, AOP, as if! To start with, I don't have the last ten years' worth of videos all neatly organized. I've tracked down some of them. Re-upload the vids, re-write every webpage where I had those vids embedded. Huge project. I should live so long.

Anyway, Rumble isn't YouTube. I had few subscribers, but they're gone. Anyone who linked to my vids, the link's dead. All comments, thousands of Likes, hundreds of irreplaceable playlists of mine and others' stuff, all vanished. It's tough to access all my favorite channels now when I can't just check my subscription list for the latest stuff. Even just watching a video, they throw "sign up" popups at me, mocking me.

All on top of the insult of having my account terminated without warning, with nothing but b.s. "violated guidelines" boilerplate explanation from a faceless corporate censor.

One funny: On their complaint form, they ask why I might think I was terminated. Like the cop saying, do you know why I stopped you?

If Alex Jones can get reinstated on Twitter, maybe there's still hope for my YouTube channel? Hahaha.

Ugh. Sorry again for harping on it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - In Soviet America, YouToob boots you at October 30, 2022 01:22 AM (sD/OT)

545 Those DePape "conservative" web sites? Yeah, created on Friday and shut down today:

https://bit.ly/3DM0eFh

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:27 AM (Bd6X8)

546 My man is as queer as the day is long.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi
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What could have possibly driven him to that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 01:28 AM (S5jV/)

547 Good news for those getting laid off at twitter. At least one company is looking to hire them:

https://bit.ly/3sJaQhK

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:29 AM (Bd6X8)

548 Good news for those getting laid off at twitter. At least one company is looking to hire them:

https://bit.ly/3sJaQhK
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:29 AM (Bd6X

Heh. Somebody ought to do one for one of the brothels in Nevada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:33 AM (1paLu)

549 A Russian radio station newsbreak just mentioned the vile vegetable saying he would fight (or whatever it was) in "54" states - whereas the US has only 50 states.

Good job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 01:34 AM (OTzUX)

550 I'm a week or so late with this, and it likely has already been discussed, none the less:
"Electric-vehicle fires have burned down homes after Hurricane Ian saltwater damage. Florida officials want answers"
Heh. They are seeking guidance from Pete Butterjug.

https://tinyurl.com/2j3p535z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 01:35 AM (j2XJk)

551
Brandon's 54 states comment at the DM:

https://tinyurl.com/2ape4bgm

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

552 A Russian radio station newsbreak just mentioned the vile vegetable saying he would fight (or whatever it was) in "54" states - whereas the US has only 50 states.

Good job, America!


Which three of 0bama's 57 states broke away?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:37 AM (Bd6X8)

553 Just spent a few minutes messing around with some LED's from an old flat-screen TV. Would not light on 4.5 volts. Six volts gets them lit. Rigged up a circuit with a 1k pot, a multimeter set to mA, and a DVM. About 100 mA seems to be a good balance between brightness and thermal runaway. Crank it up to 150, and the current starts to rise on its own. At 100 mA, it holds OK. Using a 12 volt gel battery as a source, a 47 ohm series resistor gave me 105 mA forward current, and voltage on the LED was 5.9 volts.

These LEDS's put out pretty good. At 105 mA, it was getting warm, but not smoking hot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:39 AM (1paLu)

554
Li-ion thermal runaway. It's real, and it's spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

555 "Electric-vehicle fires have burned down homes after Hurricane Ian saltwater damage. Florida officials want answers"
Heh. They are seeking guidance from Pete Butterjug.

https://tinyurl.com/2j3p535z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 01:35 AM (j2XJk)

I can imagine. Vehicle gets a sea water bath. Not much happens initially, but as the brine starts to dry, it gets more concentrated, and it becomes more conductive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:41 AM (1paLu)

556 Li-ion thermal runaway. It's real, and it's spectacular.

So hot right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 30, 2022 01:41 AM (Bd6X8)

557 I think I will dig out one of those old six-volt hand lanterns, embed 6 of those TV LEDs in the reflector, each with its own series resistor, and power it with four D cells.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:43 AM (1paLu)

558 Aop sounds like math.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 01:44 AM (ZMPCu)

559 Which three of 0bama's 57 states broke away?]/i]


Saudi Arabia, Iran and Russia.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 01:44 AM (xLqhd)

560 some websites say the milkman story is NOT true.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 30, 2022 01:45 AM (ynpvh)

561 Aop sounds like math.
Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 01:44 AM (ZMPCu)

Just a tiny little bit. Ohm's Law is pretty easy algebra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:46 AM (1paLu)

562
NFPA has it's own web page on EV battery fires:

https://tinyurl.com/275vfp5e

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)

563 The russki radio didn't mention Obama's 57 states, though as I recall that was probably a stupid gaffe done after a long day. Hmmm. Whereas Biden's is clearly a result of physiological/mental deterioration or dementia in some form. Wait. This isn't getting better.

Again, great job, America!

And with that, off to read more about the history of rum.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2022 01:47 AM (OTzUX)

564 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2022 01:48 AM (1paLu)

565 I think my new shtick is going to be to post a Twitter-esque virtue-signaling comment lambasting MisHum on every ONT for callously commenting on a particular story in each edition.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2022 01:48 AM (xLqhd)

566 Would not light on 4.5 volts.
------

How many LED's, in series, I assume? 6?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 01:53 AM (YWLil)

567 Those old leds are more efficient than a bulb. Did you know by nature all diodes emit photons. Every time an election crosses the depletion zone of a pn junction a photon is released. In an led the doping of the semiconductors determines the wavelength of the emitted light. The physical arrangement of that junction determines if the emitted light is bright enough to be seen. Obviously an led requires a clear sheathing to have visible light. An led isn't much different than a regular diode.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 01:55 AM (ZMPCu)

568 The voltage drop across a diode is generally .6 to .7 volts when forward biased. I think.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 01:59 AM (ZMPCu)

569 Every Army medic can tell you that a hangover is 95% dehydration, and the cure is a bag of Ringer's lactate, through an IV. It works.

Neal Hefti wrote Girl Talk, which is a better accomplishment than the Batman theme. Wrote great arrangements for WooDy Herman when he played in the band, and some of Count Basie's best tunes.


Posted by: buddhaha at October 30, 2022 01:59 AM (Zqgqw)

570 Then...there are photo-tunneling diodes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 02:00 AM (2eKfM)

571 The voltage drop across a diode is generally .6 to .7 volts when forward biased. I think.
Posted by: deplorable
---------
LED's, generally, are higher, like 1.2-1.5 V. Thus, pocket flashlights will have only battery(s) and an LED, no regulator, only the internal resistance of the battery to restrict current.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 02:03 AM (2eKfM)

572
Squad 51, start an IV, Lactated Ringer's, monitor vitals, transport ASAP.

Posted by: Dr. Brackett, Rampart General at October 30, 2022 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

573 ..An led isn't much different than a regular diode.
Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 01:55 AM (ZMPCu)


Does this include the old Xenar Diode nestled into the giant radial finned heat-sink of mid-'70s Brit bikes? The one mounted under the headlight and just above the lower triple-tree?

Could that thing have become it's own headlight bulb in the housing, vs. a heat-loss radiant Lucas failure-point serving no other purpose than to cook off waste electrons?

That heat sink was enough to power an inverse plate 48 bottle wine cooler, so there's some real potential there. Insert your own cornucopia of Lucas jokes, here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:05 AM (e6UQI)

574
As a kid in the '70s, used to watch Emergency! all the time. I always wondered what the hell is "lactated ringers" or "ringers lactate".

Now, I know. Dude named Ringer. It's "Ringer's solution", with lactose.

Posted by: Dr. Brackett, Rampart General at October 30, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

575 Could that thing have become it's own headlight bulb in the housing, vs. a heat-loss radiant Lucas failure-point serving no other purpose than to cook off waste electrons?

That heat sink was enough to power an inverse plate 48 bottle wine cooler, so there's some real potential there. Insert your own cornucopia of Lucas jokes, here.

Jim
-----------

A giant step forward from the vintage bikes that used acetylene lamps. Talk about hot! Anyhow, if you've never looked closely at any such (British), when you do, you will find that those lamps were made by...you guessed it, Lucas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 02:09 AM (esps4)

576 Zener diodes are designed to work reversed bias to hold a voltage. The larger ones probably being designed for more current. I'm no diode expert though.know enough to be dangerous.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 02:10 AM (ZMPCu)

577 Mystery.

How did so many Supermarine Spitfires, Hawker Hurricanes and other Brit planes do so well in WWII, while being equipped by Lucas Electronics?

Something dreadful about Lucas' 12V world. Aircraft in the 28v world must've hit their sweet spot, I guess?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI)

578 Zener diodes are designed to work reversed bias to hold a voltage. The larger ones probably being designed for more current. I'm no diode expert though.know enough to be dangerous.
Posted by: deplorable me.
------

True. But, what are referred to by everyone (in the common parlance, including mine) as 'Zener' diodes, aren't really Zener diodes. They are really avalanche diodes, as the Zener region is quite low.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 02:13 AM (/1cnq)

579 Zener diodes are cheap voltage regulation. Dont exceed max current. They overheat and die.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 02:14 AM (ZMPCu)

580 How did so many Supermarine Spitfires, Hawker Hurricanes and other Brit planes do so well in WWII, while being equipped by Lucas Electronics?
-------

I, for one refused to fly on the Concorde. Reason? Lucas avionics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2022 02:14 AM (/1cnq)

581 Old knowledge id thought i forgot..... Been years.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 02:16 AM (ZMPCu)

582 Something dreadful about Lucas' 12V world. Aircraft in the 28v world must've hit their sweet spot, I guess?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:13 AM (e6UQI)

A friend of mine was a good British bike mechanic. Sometimes he would call the shop to shoot the shit, and I would ask what he was working on. Whenever he said he was hanging with the prince of darkness I knew the deal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2022 02:20 AM (VwHCD)

583
Whoops, I erred. Lactose and lactate are two different things. However, lactate is so named as it is a byproduct of metabolizing lactose.

Ringer's Lactate is Ringer's solution with the addition of sodium lactate.

Squad 51 knows this, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

584 Berserker.

EVERY hard core Brit bike wrench I've known, dealt with Lucas, thus.

Strip it all out, replace with Honda or Yamaha bits.

If authenticity needed, Strip it all out, replace with new loom and all new Lucas bits, axle to axle, kickstand to handlebar.

It always saved them much time over troubleshooting actual Lucas problems.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:24 AM (e6UQI)

585 Conservation group voters receive toxin laced letters. (DU)

Posted by: raimondo at October 30, 2022 02:33 AM (NltJo)

586 If authenticity needed, Strip it all out, replace with new loom and all new Lucas bits, axle to axle, kickstand to handlebar.

It always saved them much time over troubleshooting actual Lucas problems.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:24 AM (e6UQI)

Yeah thats pretty much what he would do. Gotta say one thing, you really don't have electrical problems with the harleys, unless the owners touch them and do stupid shit. I mean you get shit like voltage regulators, alternators/generators, starter relay, etc shitting the bed, but thats after a long time. I was building an entire new wire harness on a bike thursday, and I remember the dude saying his headlight didn't work. I pulled out the bulb, and the plug for the bulb was bad, so instead of changing it some chuckle head just twisted the bare wires around the blade terminals of the bulb. the evil that men do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)

587 rainmondo.

Quit sending them your used toilet paper in the U.S. Mail.

That's a felony when you do that, you know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2022 02:37 AM (e6UQI)

588 test

Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2022 02:42 AM (RU4sa)

589 hmm

Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2022 02:42 AM (bhq2w)

590 Passed.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 30, 2022 02:48 AM (ZMPCu)

591
Some channel is running Friday the 13th, the original one in '80. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

So I'm watching. Lots of hotties running around in their bra and panties. That's good, I get that. But then, they get an axe in the face. That's not good.

A very young Kevin Bacon is in this. I get Kevin Bacon getting at axe in the face. That's good. But I don't get axing up the scantily clad hotties.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 30, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

592 test
Posted by: SMH

We have to keep it down....(Skip's still sleeping)

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2022 03:04 AM (T4tVD)

593 The FBI ran an op using the SFPD? Is this an issue of Cracked magazine? Guaranteed failure. Failure failure theater.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 03:22 AM (Adfzp)

594 Randolph Mantooth had a cool name.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2022 03:23 AM (Adfzp)

595 Vijaya- what's her name from Twitter-as we know-got a thrill from banning conservatives-one of whom was Robert Stacy McCain from "The Other McCain":

https://tinyurl.com/3t7zrzut

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:28 AM (vH/6k)

596 365 They were let in by a third man, who still hasn't been identified
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2022 11:26 PM (zm+d5)

Third person, gender unreported at present, I think.

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:31 AM (euHgA)

597 Gateway Pundit reporting that supposedly far right websites attributed to crazy underwear guy who wielded a hammer were created and deleted within two days:

https://tinyurl.com/yzvdzxe5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:31 AM (vH/6k)

598 Doggone auto correct, still have night terrors

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:32 AM (hgO+8)

599 For hilarious snark on the whole Pelosi affair:

https://nitter.net/jarvis_best

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:33 AM (euHgA)

600 Saturday night live isn't funny

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:33 AM (hgO+8)

601 I would still be asleep, but I fell asleep on the couch-because FenSpouse had gone to bed and then there was a noise of a car stopping outside the house which scared me but when I woke up nothing was there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:34 AM (vH/6k)

602 TV reception goes south this time of night

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:36 AM (hgO+8)

603 https://nitter.net/jarvis_best

How do I find this because when I click on the link it says "No replies found."?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:37 AM (vH/6k)

604 ... opened to comments view:

https://tinyurl.com/ycydecme

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:37 AM (euHgA)

605 Who is the crazy, druggie underway guy in a Democrat run city who can be accused of being a right winger after he breaks into a Democrat politicians home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:39 AM (vH/6k)

606 alt

https://nitter.moomoo.me/
jarvis_best

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:40 AM (euHgA)

607 Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:37 AM (euHgA)

Thanks; Very funny thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:41 AM (vH/6k)

608 Oh, dear I was asleep and missed Scogg Dog under his latest handle. What a shame. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:45 AM (vH/6k)

609 >>>NFPA has it's own web page on EV battery fires:

>Nobody ever predicted battery fires 10 years ago. Unheard of. Folks are just paranoid and skittish. Turn up the volume on the Taylor swift or Ye release and drive, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 30, 2022 03:47 AM (geVLo)

610
Comment winner on the Pelosi Attack thread:

"Let’s face it, when you’re turning a trick with the husband of the Speaker of the House and security calls the cops while your trick is taking a shit, you should probably get ready to fight your way out. Because the story ain’t gonna be close to the truth and you’re expendable."

Posted by: Arbalest at October 30, 2022 03:49 AM (FlRtG)

611 Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug
9h
Just to get the media story straight, a nudist hippie that was part of a pro BLM commune walked in only underwear from Berkeley to the ultrarich neighborhood in San Francisco, entered Paul Pelosi's mansion while predator invisible cloaked to avoid security cameras...

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:51 AM (euHgA)

612 SNL has lousy music guest.
Every thing else is scary movies.
Bad night to get night terrors.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:51 AM (hgO+8)

613 605/-meant "next" crazy guy in his underwear

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 03:53 AM (9tAca)

614 Looking forward to wholesome family entertainment in Nov, Dec.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:55 AM (hgO+8)

615 person opening the door to the SFPD:

@ITYinzer
15h
Replying to @redsteeze
“I’m just here for the nude hammer battle, they’re over there”

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 03:55 AM (euHgA)

616 SNL isn't just not funny it's disgusting

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 03:57 AM (hgO+8)

617 What are the odds on seeing the hammer battle in SF between two men in their skivvies. I'm sure the Pelosi's must of had the latest in video coverage in the house. And couldn't the police fine a Mega hat in San Francisco to put on the floor?

Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2022 03:59 AM (z3jup)

618 Let's settle this like civilized men, naked, with hammers at ten paces. It's what we do here in the bay area.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 30, 2022 04:00 AM (geVLo)

619 Guess I have become a sundowner.
Don't dare take a xanax, at night it works opposite.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 04:02 AM (hgO+8)

620 CNN

The man who assaulted Paul Pelosi tried to *tie him up* “until Nancy got home”

hmm

https://tinyurl.com/2ece7j5y

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 04:02 AM (euHgA)

621 Blown margins?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 30, 2022 04:04 AM (hgO+8)

622 same CNN article:

San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins tweeted Friday evening ... We will bring forward multiple felony charges on Monday and expect DePape to be arraigned on Tuesday.

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 04:07 AM (euHgA)

623 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2022 04:09 AM (ju2Fy)

624 same CNN article:

The US Capitol Police said in a statement earlier in the morning that they are assisting the FBI and the San Francisco Police “with a joint investigation” into the break-in at the Pelosi residence in California.

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 04:11 AM (euHgA)

625 same CNN article:

President Joe Biden spoke with Speaker Pelosi on Friday and helped arrange her travel from Washington to San Francisco.

???

Posted by: m at October 30, 2022 04:14 AM (euHgA)

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Posted by: Tom at October 30, 2022 04:18 AM (XOhJ1)

627 Good morning

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2022 04:43 AM (Jzz++)

628 I hope Mr. Pelosi turns out to be ok, but I have say, this made me laugh:

person opening the door to the SFPD:

@ITYinzer
15h
Replying to @redsteeze
“I’m just here for the nude hammer battle, they’re over there”

m posted it on previous thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 04:53 AM (qqkRg)

629 Oh good grief. I just posted it back on this thread. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2022 04:54 AM (qqkRg)

630 Morning, all, and noodus techiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2022 05:16 AM (c6xtn)

631 Is H2 dead or deleted after 7 years of existence?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 30, 2022 06:32 AM (ON+MG)

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