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Joe Biden Gaffes and Tells Fetterman's Wife That She'll Be a Welcome Addition to the Senate as a New Poll Shows a Tie;
Mastriano Closes In On Shapiro for Governor
Last week, a Buzzfeed reporter indiscreetly committed unauthorized journalism by reporting, accurately, that since Fetterman's stroke, his beastly wife Gisele has stepped in and answered most of the questioned posed to John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, and has in all ways acted as "the de facto candidate."
Much like Mrs. Wilson becoming the actual president in place of the stricken authoritarian racist and Democrat hero, Woodrow Wilson. She has Wilson's totalitarian streak -- she called for "consequences" for the reporter who revealed that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth had difficulty understanding casual conversation without the aid of speech-to-text software. Campaigning with the only man in America more brain damaged than he is, Joe Biden accidentally spoke the truth in noting that it will be Gisele Fetterman, and not John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, who will be the actual Senator Fetterman:
Greg PriceToo many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance with the Pedodent, so this man -- supposedly cleared for senate duty by a doctor (who is also a campaign contributor and volunteer!) -- chose not to speak at his own campaign event. That's how Fit for Duty he is. That's how confident he and his wife are in his cognitive health.
@greg_price11
John Fetterman is in such bad shape that they didn't even let him speak at the event with noted dementia patient Joe Biden.
An InsiderAdvantage/Fox29 poll now says the race is tied.
People may not love Oz, but at least he hasn't repeatedly demanded the release of one third of inmates from prisons.
As Election Day nears, a new InsiderAdvantage/FOX 29 poll shows Republican nominee Dr. Mehmet Oz has gained ground on Democratic nominee John Fetterman in Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senate race. The race is now a dead heat, according to the poll of 550 likely voters conducted three weeks before Election Day on Nov. 8. The poll has a margin of error of 4.2% Fetterman and Oz are now tied in the polling at 46%, with 5% of those polled remaining undecided. Libertarian candidate Erik Gerhardt came in at about 2%.
InsiderAdvantage Chairman Matt Towery says Fetterman's shrinking lead was a result of self-described independent voters breaking for Oz by twenty points. "Oz is also picking an unusually high 14% of the African American vote and Asians and Hispanics prefer Oz say they are voting for Oz by a wide margin. Fetterman continues to enjoy a ten-point lead among female voters, while men prefer Oz at that same rate," Towery explained.
At least Oz hasn't personally helped get 10 first degree murderers get out of jail.
Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. and Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has helped release at least 10 convicts serving life sentences for first-degree murder. Fetterman, who chairs the Pennsylvania Board of Pardons, often talks about wanting to put an end to state law that requires mandatory life sentences without parole for those convicted of second-degree murder, but his voting record on the board shows he has successfully supported the release of at least 10 people who were convicted of taking a life. In April, Fetterman voted along with the rest of the board to release Felix Rosado, fulfilling the unanimous vote requirement to recommend clemency to the governor. Rosado was serving a life sentence after pleading guilty to shooting a man to death in 1995. On July 14, Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Rosado's request for clemency, releasing him from prison.John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth explains his "If You Love Some Murderers, Set Them Free" criminal rewards policy by saying, "You've seen Shawshank Redemption, right? You wouldn't want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison, right?" No seriously -- that's his argument. That's real.
In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15. In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021.
In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021. Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time. In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor. In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15. In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021. In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021. Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time. In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor. Butler was accused of stabbing and beating a 72-year-old man to death in the street and was sentenced to life in prison in 1970. Goldblum was convicted of stabbing a man to death in a Pittsburgh parking garage in 1977. Johnson was sentenced to life in prison after he was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1973 shooting and fatal stabbing of a Pittsburgh man.
As Twitchy reported earlier, reporter Dave Weigel recently interviewed Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman (over Google Meet, of course) and the subject of the black jogger he chased down with his truck and held at gunpoint came up. Fetterman, without pushback, said it was "a split-second decision in the face of gunfire" -- except there was no gunfire. Fetterman has been criticized as soft on crime and wanting to release murderers onto the streets, so Weigel asked him when someone convicted of first-degree murder deserved clemency. Fetterman then described "The Morgan Freeman Test":
It's really a very simple choice. I believe the perfect metaphor is "The Shawshank Redemption." That's a touchstone that virtually everybody has seen, everybody understands. I've asked people, would you want Morgan Freeman to die in prison or not? And I've never met anybody that says, "Yeah, he should die in prison. I would have voted to have him die in prison."
Guy Benson
@guypbenson
One first degree murderer Fetterman voted to release (the rest of the board voted no) savagely beat a high school student with a baseball bat, then shot him to death. The victim was a cop's son. Sounds just like Red from Shawshank!
Chuck RossYeah I don't think John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth has ever been accused of being a bookworm. Meanwhile, Mastriano has meanwhile cut Shapiro's once double-digit lead to seven points. He is winning independents by 18. Shapiro is, importantly, below 50%. Below, also from Twitchy, the GOP compiles a list of murderers that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth believe to be "just like Morgan Freeman in that movie that's always on TBS in between Hawks games."
@ChuckRossDC
Fetterman keeps using this line, but maybe he doesn't know what Red was serving time for. In the Stephen King book, Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died
Meet the FIRST-DEGREE murderers John Fetterman says are “just like” Morgan Freeman. pic.twitter.com/F6UjO8SeCz
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 19, 2022
Biden to John Fetterman's wife:
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 20, 2022
"Gisele, you’re going to be a great, great lady in the Senate." pic.twitter.com/sv0hwRtkUI
BTW: Are we certain that the Morbid Growth is male in gender?
CRINGE: Pennsylvania Democrat John Fetterman introduces himself as “John Fetterwoman.” pic.twitter.com/4yNSih9hmy
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 12, 2022
If Fetterwoman wins it’ll be a marker for future generations to look back in complete awe and utter disbelief… pic.twitter.com/zRv72mRbXD
— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) October 18, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (5yd1U)
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 02:37 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)
Yep. sure did.
"D.O.T."
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (PrzkP)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (JjJsN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (VaSD4)
What can I say? I just like murderers. Murder is pretty cool.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (Q3oNv)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (JjJsN)
How about adding this to your post? Pic of Fetterman with Biden. Found it at Jack Posobiec's twitter. Think Chunk from Goonies.
https://tinyurl.com/27rp859s
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
Just like Wilson's wife did a great job as president.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (PTVZy)
Either way, they are our friends.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Q3oNv)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (Q3oNv)
The man behind the curtain controlling the place was a bit off-putting to me
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
Holy cow! And that's supposed to allay fears of permanent brain damage?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yHsuS)
Hey, I once read a book by a guy names Dumbass.
Posted by: John Fteereman & His Morbid Growth at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (AiZBA)
Any predictions on when the riots start?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 02:08 PM (anj39)
The lame duck session will be epic. Overruling the filibuster and cramming all the commie shit through that they can.
Oh, you meant in the streets, well, that too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yQpMk)
Either way, they are our friends.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Q3oNv)
Sexually transmitted? Or maybe like the oral cancers dingoes get.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
And when 1/3 of the electorate is not represented in the Government, do we have a Representative Democracy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Gray Man
Someone needs to photos Fetterman into that famous bigfoot video.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
*Narrator: 14 of them were running for dogcatcher*
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (eOEVl)
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All that we have is Brandon. Darnnit.
Posted by: The Current Generation at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (l0mb7)
Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Hey, I once read a book by a guy names Dumbass.
Posted by: John Fteereman & His Morbid Growth at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (AiZBA)
Was that Alexander Dumbass?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)
Ok, I LOLed.
Don't forget the helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
The hell with her! I'm doing a much better job and i wear fishnet stockings!
Posted by: Doktor Jill at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (gmo/4)
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In the Stephen King book, Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died
Die in Prison? I would have voted to see him executed on the courthouse steps after he was convicted.
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Y5qcH)
Fetterman's lump is kissin' kousins to McCain's tumor.
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My cousin will be missed. The Great Patriotic Tumor gave his all for this country.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (oINRc)
(Editors Note: By the way, using fictional characters from fictional movies to justify your real-world criminal policies is asinine.)
Posted by: John Fetterman at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)
And when 1/3 of the electorate is not represented in the Government, do we have a Representative Democracy?
Posted by: Romeo13
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It is more like 70 percent of the American people are unrepresented. The 30 percent is more or less the uniparty.
Posted by: whig at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (CXr4y)
I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't my TV. He's the most overexposed guy in Hollywood.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)
Oh, you meant in the streets, well, that too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yQpMk)
Note, McConnel made a deal where the last Government funding bill expired, DURING THE LAME DUCK session... after election, before new folks take office.... just F'n stupid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)
Ok, I LOLed.
Don't forget the helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY
Stacy's a large gal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (ynpvh)
I really don't know why anyone ever believes that Life In Prison really means life in prison. Someone should do a study on how many of these people actually serve these sentences.
It doesn't give me a lot of faith in a government that won't administer the death penalty to guilty people, yet blithely consign innocent babies to death all the time. Oh, and at the same time they aren't permitting anyone to be executed, they tell the grieving victims of said criminals 'that's ok, they'll get life without parole', knowing that is a cruel lie.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Gunt at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Yi4c0)
So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
1. did he wear a suit? I just can't imagine not wearing a suit when on stage with the president.
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (AiZBA)
I just know the "self funders" tend to choke up when it comes time to actually write the checks. The guy has to be worth well over $100 million.
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (vyVxI)
>>>Pennsylvania Democrat John Fetterman introduces himself as John Fetterwoman.
Growing neck-tits? Dude is a genious!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (xhxe8)
he was Red
the other guy was Andy Dufresne who was framed for a murder he didn't commit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Mr. Mastriano at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (xEe87)
I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't my TV. He's the most overexposed guy in Hollywood.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)
What about Weinstein?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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The filibuster will remain because it will punish the Dems more than the GOP to get rid of it at that point. My guess is a Christmas omnibus bill crammed with spending goodies for Dems.
Posted by: whig at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (CXr4y)
Why not talk about the real life criminals and their real life victims, Fetterman?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (lf83v)
If Mastriano is winning independents by 18 but losing by 7 I can only assume two things.
1. The paragons of virtue who uphold all that is good and proper as long as they lose to Democrats never-Trumpers are not voting for him.
2. Pennsylvanians are stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (zhLdt)
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
Yes. They all vote for the lump. I run the show around here. I also have my own lumpwang. Gisele knows all about it.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)
How does a sign language lady slur or stutter?
Do they teach them that?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (ufFY8)
I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)
after they added covid shots (15 of them! starting at 6 months!!!) to the childhood schedule today, Doug better hammer home that he will stop PA parents from having to do this to their kids! Shapiro will totally go for whatever the vaunted CDC recommends!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (w0NJk)
Good stuff. Repulsively on point.
Posted by: a moron at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (QG5my)
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)
What about Weinstein?
Fair point.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (eOEVl)
I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)
It was okay. Clancy Brown in a supporting role was the best thing in it.
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Fire, on the other hand, bad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Red, as voiced by Morgan Freeman at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (4293p)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)
How does a sign language lady slur or stutter?
Do they teach them that?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (ufFY
Have Michael Fox do it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DOC HOLIDAY at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)
Nope... not the last, although I'm not sure I live in America anymore... being in Commifornia.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
It needs a little top hat and bow tie.
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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Fetterman, Lump, & Wife 2024 -- Three Humps for the Price of One!
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (3FPmx)
Posted by: Augustine at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)
I would say that he could hold a black jogger at gunpoint but hasn't he already done that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
His slapdash work in Lucy demands it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)
In the movie Red spent 40 years in jail before being paroled. Oh...and he violated parole to flee the country.
Is Evil Shrek forgetting this part?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Iron-Wombat at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (lSIb9)
Posted by: Eye-gore at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)
Fire, on the other hand, bad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7NyKw0VYQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Like that Clash song about Montgomery Clift (I think Clift had a messed up face from a drunken car crash)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (WCzQY)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)
"Too", Ace.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)
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Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)
It was okay. Clancy Brown in a supporting role was the best thing in it.
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (Vr12I)
I liked it. Never read the book, though, so it's nice to know who Red really was. Agree about Clancy Brown. He's a great actor, and it's nice to see him get lots of work at his advanced age (Punisher, Billions, etc.) He's good in everything he does.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (9miN6)
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
I'll be dressed as Pennsylvania's next Senator. Like every day. It's a pretty shoddy costume, but it works.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (oINRc)
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
The lump is in negotiations to replace the racing car in Monopoly.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Eye-gore at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ufFY
Wasn't it on the other side...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ei7q6)
>>I know, Let's have a Spelling Bee
If they had done a remake of the Puttin' on the Ritz soft shoe I might have watched.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)
I cannot believe they'll just take it.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: EveR at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (MUpk6)
— Lon Chaney, Sr.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (PTVZy)
That any race In Pennsylvania is even close is an embarrassment. Right now that state is the laughingstock of the nation. It makes NY look good.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (VF4WI)
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Red said he was the only guilty man in Shawshank because he murdered his wife for insurance money by cutting the brakes on her car. He would inadvertantly murder three more when his wife picked up some passengers on the way into town, resulting in Red getting caught.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
Yes. They all vote for the lump. I run the show around here. I also have my own lumpwang. Gisele knows all about it.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (oINRc)
Lump needs to cut Fetterman loose. He is dragging him down.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
Manifestly, thread winner.
Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (NpAcC)
"Too", Ace.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)
Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)
Oh, never mind.
Posted by: Frahnk-in-steen at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (ufFY8)
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
The lump is in negotiations to replace the racing car in Monopoly.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (eOEVl)
As long as there's no confusion. Lump may be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7PafUBZmU&t=98s
Which would make Fetterman a real pussy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM
Andy wasn't framed. He just had a lifetime's worth of bad luck hit in one day. IIRC, his wife was cheating and wanted a divorce, he said he'd see her in Hell before he saw her in Reno, he bought a gun, went to where she was staying, sat in the car, chickened out, and threw the gun away. Meanwhile, a thief/murderer just happened to be passing thru town and randomly picked her. The only reason the jury was out so long is they wanted the court to pay for their lunch.
Red was in prison for cutting the brake line on his wife's car to get a cheap divorce plus insurance money. Unfortunately for him, his wife gave their neighbor+child a lift that day.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
Argle bargle ganash woot.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VF4WI)
https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu
Lindsey Graham: Call me
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (eGTCV)
"And by not speaking, Trump said so much more about his nefarious plan than he ever could've by given a speech. Truly dangerous man!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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Fetterman's neck? Kuato, of course.
Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (G0vdT)
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
Manifestly, thread winner.
Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)
For me, this one is a condender:
Lump needs to cut Fetterman loose. He is dragging him down.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (PTVZy)
--
You wouldn't want Hunter to spend time in prison would you?
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (em09h)
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Nice!
Out: Polident Plugs.
In: Pedodent Plugs.
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (3FPmx)
Posted by: DOC HOLIDAY
I say we eliminate the vote and have candidates play jeopardy on election night.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (WCzQY)
________
He should have dressed like a drag queen and read a child's book.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)
You wouldn't want Hunter to spend time in prison would you?
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (em09h)
He's probably murdered someone at some point. I'll let 'im out.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (oINRc)
https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu
Lindsey Graham: Call me
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)
Ugh. This is the best we can find?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: The NYT at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (h8vI+)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)"
He fixed it. Does that means he's racist?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VF4WI)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (xhxe8)
2. Pennsylvanians are stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM
We are by and large not stupid, anymore than I would call NY state residents stupid. We have Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, they have New York City and Rochester. Hard to 'Beat the Cheat' with those odds unless the burbs and outlands turn out in record numbers.
Which I pray to G-d they do.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (y3pKJ)
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
It needs a little top hat and bow tie.
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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And a monocle. Don't forget the monocle.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (uPgE/)
https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)
but he would have fit into DC PERFECTLY!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (oHd/0)
Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)
What's pertaters, precious?
Posted by: Smeagol at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (PTVZy)
*nervous coughing and looking around the room by the rest of the country*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
There isn't a single politician in this country fit to shine Stockdale's shoes. I will never not be resentful at his treatment by our media and political parties.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (oINRc)
That's how Fit for Duty he is. That's how confident he and his wife are in his cognitive health.
++++
Two things. First, "Pedodent" is brilliant. Second, he's in good company. Woodrow Wilson's wife did the actual job. Classic!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (b6YLE)
Caught with his pants down to his mid-thigh and “manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner,”
Quite a descriptive news article.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (VaSD4)
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
I read the Green Mile and I was like, "Yeah, I don't need to see this."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Y5qcH)
If Festerman gets elected, is he planning to then resign, and Wolf (or Shapiro, I guess) appoints Eyebrows to the Senate, to replace her husband?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (OjYM7)
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Found to be Fully Functional, even his Lump can't get erect.
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (3FPmx)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Which I pray to G-d they do.
we have rich collar counties around Philly who are as leftist elite snobbish as they come
they've become the problem. my neighbors.
ALSO like I always say - no tax on pensions here - anyone with a nice fat (govt!) pension comes here to retire. we have a LOT of retirees not from here. they tend to have worked for the govt their whole lives, or be union types. they will ALWAYS vote liberal.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (w0NJk)
@Breaking911 39m
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)
Member when SNL made fun of Admiral Stockdale for being all stupid?
Yeah....
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)
Admiral Stockdale >>> Admiral Levine
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu
Lindsey Graham: Call me
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)
In fairness, he was shopping for rebar, which is always a turn on.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
Yeah, never been into Depression as a form of entertainment... if I want depression I just have to look at my own life.
For entertainment... I want to get away from normal..
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (oHd/0)
buried after "continued on page 47": "candidate in AZ for a college district's governing board". IOW some nutball who probably had to get around 100 signatures to get on the ballot.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)"
He fixed it. Does that means he's racist?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VF4WI)
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I thought that was a given.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (uPgE/)
I dunno, I think the suggested punishment for Capt. Lincoln F. Stern would make good precedent.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LQjWA)
Valerie Jarrett hardest hit.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)
Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
--
But you've both seen Caged Heat, Chained Heat and Ilsa the Wicked Warden
Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (aTU+i)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)
It's so representative that I just can't even.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (b6YLE)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Green Mile was shot well, the acting was decent.
Shawshank ... exists? It filled time?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)
But they still deny US Spec Forces troops are not in Ukraine... even though that is EXACTLY what the Green Berets were created to do... help indigenous troops fight off a common enemy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)
Argle bargle ganash woot.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (AiZBA)
--------------------------
Most cogent thing you've said in years.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
That darned Trump and his whackie endorsements!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (yHsuS)
easily, by a green mile
Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)
Shawshank seemed to be a two hour compilation of various stereotypes, both related to prisons, and of course race.
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (UewuT)
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally emotionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
Posted by: lyrics at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (h8vI+)
Forrest Lump... stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (oHd/0)
Did she just say the Senate is where people get screwed?
Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I laughed when Tucker rightly pointed that twit out as a mentally ill man in a dress in last nights show.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (lTGtQ)
He's got an angle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (2cfUo)
Fetterman recently said he was 'Fetterwoman'.
Soooo.....
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
If you want to watch a "good" prison film watch Get the Gringo.... Mel Gibsons in it... It's so awful it's good
Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland
Yeah, but he had an angle...
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (OUMaO)
It's probably going to take weeks to before the election is called.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Augustine at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (BDZWU)
*nervous coughing and looking around the room by the rest of the country*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
*graciously offers Inslee/Murray shield*
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (yikp0)
I suppose it's necessary at this point to remind everyone of the time Fetterman's Lump opened for Van Halen at Mr. Small's Funhouse.
Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (j4U/Z)
There's no thinking involved; it's all feelings.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings!
That's why I don't bother to argue politics with lefties any more. Argue with someone about their feelings? Totally pointless.
Especially if they got them from their really smart friends on The Great Glowing Screen; it's like they were received direct from Heathen Heaven.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (oedLL)
Well maybe Lucifer.
I can't believe anyone would vote for this guy. Pa has a lot of union households that have trended GOP since Trump. I got to believe Fetterman will lose by 6 points.
Posted by: redenzo at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (E7vND)
As to his Misses, they're certainly doing marvelous things with uni-brows these days.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (PTVZy)
Posted by: jeannebodine at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (ddFzi)
Posted by: Beluga Fetterman's squishy lump explained. at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (xhxe8)
@Breaking911 39m
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)
That, and is the State Department still going to try to revive the Obama-era "Iran Deal" after this news leaked? Probably.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Competition for Frieda Kahlo
Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (nC+QA)
yeah, that Johnny F
gave him one for lifetime ach.
Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (us2H3)
I used to like that cartoon until WB tried to launch a network and ran that bastard frog singing like 17 times an hour until you wanted to Elvis your TV screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)
Robert Francis O'Rourke has some black signs. In his case, I assume it's a kind of blackface.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (ppBhU)
Would it be simpler to identify which Hollywood actors SHOULDN'T get locked away for the rest of their deranged lives?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (DePyg)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Rl7KJ)
++++
Sure. It's only because Iran is desperate because of western sanctions that it is doing this. With a new Iran Deal, they will not be forced to side with monsters like the Russians!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (b6YLE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (FVME7)
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"... If They Come Back and Murder You, They’re Just. If They Don’t, They Never Were."
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (3FPmx)
is it tonite?!?! its soon I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (w0NJk)
==
Hold our beers.
Posted by: Philly precints reporting 250% returns at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (7SrbX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (w0NJk)
25th I believe
Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Beluga Fetterman's squishy lump explained. at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (3Or4S)
Uh..... no....
Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (gmo/4)
https://is.gd/35YMI5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (b6YLE)
I hope more people start doing this. Letting leftists dictate what we can say is at the root of our problems.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (jTmQV)
She's even worse than Jen Psucky... 😭 🤣 🤣 🤣
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/
1582867372851212288
31 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: brak at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (j5Tg0)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708466/mediaviewer/
rm999689217?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_sf_12
(Galt from "The Gamesters of Triskelion". Galt would make a better senator, though.)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (xqRaG)
He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
She shaves her pubic region to look like a hammer and sickle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (u4CEu)
Well maybe Lucifer.
I can't believe anyone would vote for this guy. Pa has a lot of union households that have trended GOP since Trump. I got to believe Fetterman will lose by 6 points.
Posted by: redenzo at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (E7vND)
Maybe it's to try to link them subconsciously with BLM since the BLM signs are also black IIRC?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (FVME7)
The ones where I didn't have to see the eyebrows.
Posted by: Hunter the Humper at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (gmo/4)
Or for that matter Quinten Tarantino?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (vH/6k)
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
https://twitter.com/Flame_Volunteer/status/
1583160456063373313
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (xqRaG)
Me too.
Posted by: Caligula's Horse at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)
Green Mile the novel, another prison story, is more the sort of thing King is known for: There's a supernatural or "weird" element to it. But it is riveting, as his work usually is. I haven't seen the whole film, though the casting looks spot-on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
You wouldn't be able to hear the dialogue.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (44ww/)
He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.
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and fetterman is doing okay with the wymens. So it also giving them a rationalization to keep voting for him,because they are really voting for his wife.
Posted by: Its an op ad nauseum guy at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (7SrbX)
Actually, Joe, she won't. Her attacks and threatened lawsuit against the truthful NBC reporter who noted Fetterman's mental deficits makes her Imelda Marcos. She is a disgrace.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Black jogger chased by Fetterman at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (up/3i)
Too many feet.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
Someone should edit that to add a lump. Maybe make Gene Wilder into Fetterman's wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)
++++
If that isn't already a thing in some "adult film" or another, I'd be shocked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (b6YLE)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022
***
Joseph Ruskin, the actor, had one of the great TV voices of all time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (J2vNu)
Bring back the Death Penalty, if only to keep these folks from being paroled.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (C1rbv)
So, we need to let guys like him go!
Thus, more of our executive decisions should be made from what we forgot from movies.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (krQz2)
Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
--
But you've both seen Caged Heat, Chained Heat and Ilsa the Wicked Warden
Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (aTU+i)
best of all - by far! is The Big Bird Cage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (VaSD4)
Was AG for eight years and all Shapiro has to show for it are skyrocketing murder rates across the state.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (PTVZy)
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (xhxe8)
>>Green Mile the novel
The Green Mile was originally released as 6 novelettes.
And is probably one of Kings best works and is pretty much what is captured in The Film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (8Qoxs)
Mr Jingles gave an Oscar worthy performance.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
She's [KJP] even worse than Jen Psucky
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)
She reminds me of Sideshow Bob.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (yHsuS)
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
https://twitter.com/Flame_Volunteer/status/
1583160456063373313
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (yikp0)
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That's going to cost them a billion or two of the multi billions we are sending them!
And boy! are they getting the stare!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (2cfUo)
Wow... yup... but does he have Minions?
Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Any of the candidates going against Shapiro would likely lose. PA got away with the steal in 2020 - as Shapiro did nothing - and they'll steal the election again and again until someone steps up and stops it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (z+OQR)
You'd settle for David Fincher or John Woo remakes.
You'll get Uwe Boll or John Waters remakes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (vH/6k)
If you release someone from prison who was sentenced to life imprisonment, the person seeking the release must take the place of the person they are releasing.
Otherwise, what was the purpose of the original sentence? Criminal justice becomes folly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (oHd/0)
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Not counting the one on his neck? ...
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)
Gustavo Portela
@gusportela
Huge endorsement.
Democrats have taken Michiganders for granted these last four years. Small businesses have shuttered, kids fell behind and things are extremely expensive bc of their actions.
@TudorDixon
will fix things and get our state back on track!
https://tinyurl.com/2srdmtab
Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)
That said, I don't believe it for a second. People around him have been discussing replacing Fetterman with his wife after he wins.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: espinostifer at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (1Cyit)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (8Qoxs)
Homeschooling is not difficult. Just time consuming. Check out Classical Conversations program. Otherwise, I have some thoughts on particular curricula.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (PTVZy)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (em09h)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)
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Can you say "co-production"?
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)
Or, am I being too obtuse?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Y/xfm)
Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (CEh/e)
Otherwise he and his Growth are just posers.
Posted by: torabora at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (VaSD4)
Send one to that French fuck.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (SzEgZ)
And is probably one of Kings best works and is pretty much what is captured in The Film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022
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Exactly. King wanted to tell a serial story, one part to be released each month the way Dickens's novels once appeared in magazines, or the way pulp SF novels used to do. So each section has a good hook to keep you ready to buy the next installment.
The same director, Frank Darabont, did both Green Mile and Shawshank -- along with Rob Reiner, one of the few directors who've actually captured the spirit of a King story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Comrade flounder,
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It isn't a bad idea to have a homeschool thread ever few months, especially considering what's coming now.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (em09h)
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So more evil than stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: XTC at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)
Ok, I LOLed.
Don't forget the helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY
and a second helmet for the lump...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (WhsXQ)
And then only allow that % as Senators. Otherwise, that's just ableism.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (PTVZy)
first one... I don't think so... but they saw how popular the Minions were, which is the only reason there was Desp Me 2 and 3... and Minions... and they sure cashed in at Disneyland quick with the ride.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)
According to one of the featurettes on the DVD, Stephen King called this film the single most faithful adaptation of his work.
The reason Stephen King serialized "The Green Mile" was a deliberate response to fans who flipped to the end of his books, something his mother used to do. Publishing it in installments meant that fans would have to wait for the last installment to find out the ending. King wrote each one with its own miniature climax, but even he admitted he did not have a clue how the story would end.
Fifteen mice were used in the movie. Each spent months being trained to do different tricks.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (yikp0)
Email in the nic. Not getting my kids these clot shots for public school.
Fuck that and fuck all these people.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8Qoxs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8FjjU)
The lump is actually where the alien that controls Fetterman's body lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)
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That would be consistent with most of his unscripted "gaffes" where the White House immediately corrects the record that he doesn't speak for the White House or The Presidency.
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (3FPmx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (z+OQR)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)
What kind of savage does this?
The kind who belong in institutions for the criminally insane.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (ppBhU)
She has a great body.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (VaSD4)
Clearly in the interest of ... uh... full disclosure... she needs to publish some Bikini pics!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (oHd/0)
( -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, breaking up with laughter at the notion that former high school Mean Girl Harmony is now an evil vampire to be reckoned with)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (yikp0)
Fuck that and fuck all these people.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8Qoxs)
I'll send something in a bit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (CEh/e)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)
++++
*snort*
Well done
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (b6YLE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (8FjjU)
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They were going to drop him into New York, but the plans changed.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (LQjWA)
Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (CEh/e)
"You talkin' to us?" - Arlen Spector, Pat Toomey.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (Rl7KJ)
Which is stupid because one thing all of King's novels has in common is the endings suck. He spends a thousand pages weaving very intricate plots and then just gives up.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)
My theory on the Biden Admin... from Pete Booty... to Adm. Tranny... to the VP... hell, even the Precedent...
The Deep State has selected the most INCOMPETENT people they can, to be in charge... so... no one is actually in charge OF them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (RfgGG)
Forget policies - is he showing up to the senate with a goatee, tattoos, in a hoodie? How is he expected to actually do his job? he seemingly can't speak or think properly?
Do these idiots even know what a senator actually does?
Dr. Oz - whatever - he's articulate, well mannered, appropriately dressed, etc. I suspect he's pretty damn intelligent. He has an inspiring story.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)
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I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)
Posted by: JackStraw
like Krang the villain from Mutant Turtles?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (Y/xfm)
It's like the trans bullshit. Or pronouns. I will not participate.
Take your crazy and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (DcKNO)
Once you've defeated an extradimensional sentient spider with a child orgy in a sewer, it's hard to come up with a better ending when the spider reappears.
Posted by: Stephen King at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022
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Salem's Lot, the early vampire novel, has a top-notch ending, as is the climactic battle in Firestarter. And Dead Zone winds up brilliantly as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (J2vNu)
I think they are cheap throwaway fantasy about things and people that never could exist. If you want deep, you have to work a bit harder. To me, they are sophomoric, as is most of the shit Morgan Freeman quotes around the net. He is like an 8th grader's philosopher. Do better, world. Do bettter.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (WCzQY)
Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (h5TKJ)
I'd vote death penalty on that one. Who wouldn't?
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)
Yeah, because the American people don't have the Right to know what our Government is doing... even if they are potentially starting a Nuclear War.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
I was thinking of the alien in Men in Black but that works too.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8FjjU)
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Exactly how psychopathic serial criminals think: they're victims of cruel, crue, unjust fate for having gotten caught -- but secure in the knowledge that the legal system here now punishes victims and rewards criminals, affirming and incentivizing future criminal behavior.
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LUkVY)
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I firmly believe that people don't make fun of Pennsylvania enough. I mean W.Va takes a lot of grief. Why should Pennsylvania get off so easy?
Posted by: I'm just sayin at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (rmc8Z)
Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)
I'd vote death penalty on that one. Who wouldn't?
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (24fqN)
If I were I juror I would. then again in places like Norway, you can only get up to 21 years in prison, like that feller that killed all those people.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (h5TKJ)
Good to know. So happy the Dems are the party of the smart people and value education.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (1SZTl)
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)
He spent too much time in orbit around Planet Oprah, so the Right really does not trust him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (QYPq3)
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🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (LQjWA)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Romeo13
I concur. Should be a minimum requirement when seeking office.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (VaSD4)
Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)
Philadelphia.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (RfgGG)
She shaves her pubic region to look like a hammer and sickle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)
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If that isn't already a thing in some "adult film" or another, I'd be shocked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM
From what I understand, porn actresses are very much 'free market' types and engage in such personal grooming as necessary to entice the largest viewing audience possible. Hardwood is definitely a thing. From what I've heard.
There are no commies under the bed when the 'actress' is pulling a couple thousand bucks an hour, while her person of opposite gender is lucky to get half that amount.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (VaSD4)
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You got it, baby
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (b6YLE)
When nuke war happens, nobody will know for sure who started it, and nobody will believe any official explanation or casus belli.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (1SZTl)
How does everyone forget it when it says at the very beginning "Based on a Short Story by Stephen King"?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (QYPq3)
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Ewww that smell...
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (LQjWA)
15-0 VOTE
Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)
CDC votes to kill our children... good to know...
Oh... crap... reminds me... need to clean the guns...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (DcKNO)
People underestimate the damage Obama did to the party. Those thousand seats across all levels that were lost during his administration represent a lot of rising democrats who were pushed out of politics. What you're left with are the Old Guard (Pelosi, Schumer, etc.) who are in safe blue seats, and the young activist class.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (wmDcS)
15-0 VOTE
Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)
Their children first
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (ynpvh)
I hope more actual voters are like me and don't answer random calls and hang up on any telemarketers or survey takers.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (3cGpq)
No worries. His recipe for crudite really caught the pulse of Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022
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The collection Different Seasons (King's best work, I think) has "Shawshank," "The Body" (made as Stand By Me), "Apt Pupil" (also filmed), and "The Breathing Method," a supernatural story that hasn't been filmed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (J2vNu)
>>The Green Mile was a dull, meandering, shit-covered, badly-written attempt to brazenly capitalize on the appeal of Shawshank.
Except The Shawshank Redemption is grounded in a reality where as The Green Mile is fantasy film that touches on aspects of the supernatural and weaves into it Coffey's ability to "Shine" ala Danny from The Shining, the only connective tissue is both take place in a prison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)
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I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM
Just a reminder, this is exactly how we started to get involved in Vietnam, a war that left 67,000 Americans dead. It's good to question what our government is doing because their track record sucks.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (oINRc)
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I firmly believe that people don't make fun of Pennsylvania enough. I mean W.Va takes a lot of grief. Why should Pennsylvania get off so easy?
Posted by: I'm just sayin at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (rmc8Z)
Give Philadelphia to New Jersey and like half of this stupidity vanishes overnight.
Posted by: XTC at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (vH/6k)
And within 30 seconds, the conversation is politics.
Dude could pass for a Moron.
Informed on topics that used to only be known by political junkies like us.
There is an anger in Maryland, and it's from the right.
And it's pervasive.
Posted by: VIA, I Support Same Sex Locker Rooms, and Mixed Sex Marriage at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (24fqN)
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Somebody over there did something, now you have 10 minutes to get to your basements. Stay there for two weeks.
Posted by: The Emergency Broadcast System at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (rmc8Z)
Take a look at the PA electorate. Fetterman didn't just emerge from a pod before the election. He is the Lt Governor of the state and he beat Connor Lamb in the primary by 25 points.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
I hope more actual voters are like me and don't answer random calls and hang up on any telemarketers or survey takers.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (3cGpq)
You could pick a random rock, add a lump, call it a Dem, and they'd vote for it. Not much difference here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)
Special Forces and SOCOM have been a disaster for the US military and foreign policy. That, and the CIA. Eliminate them all.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (wmDcS)
15-0 VOTE
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Just inform the mommas of America that Dems have a death wish for their kids. No testing and results what so ever but, yeah, mandatory vax to enter public schools and then have your genitals mutilated. Go Team Blue!
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Romeo13
I suspect that Oz's problem is more about establishment Republicans not liking Trump. But they appear to be coming home in the final weeks, and he's put in the work to win them over.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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Both of these can't be right.
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (jwfEl)
How does everyone forget it when it says at the very beginning "Based on a Short Story by Stephen King"?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022
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Because most people pay no attention at all to credits.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
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Fetterman & French, the self-anointed Lucifer & Jesus of our time!
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (LUkVY)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (RfgGG)
Steve Buscemi's character's quote from Con Air: "Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (Rl7KJ)
If I were a lib I'd vote for Fetterman. You are voting for the team, not the candidate.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:31 PM (VaSD4)
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If Fetterman then, your Lord and Teacher, has washed his lump, you also ought to wash his lump.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 03:31 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: JackStraw
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And yet this is a seat occupied by a Republican and Trump won it in 2016 and barely lost it in 2020.
It's a classic "purple state" in a really bad year for Democrats against a guy that's clearly mentally disabled.
Shouldn't be that hard to win here.
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (jwfEl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (PTVZy)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (24fqN)
Yes, and I haven't seen them which I why I said I probably don't have enough material to judge whether he's an actor capable of doing different roles well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (vH/6k)
Morgan Freeman only plays the part of Morgan Freeman.
That should explain everything.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 03:33 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (PTVZy)
Nothing But Trouble
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (wmDcS)
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Motherf***ker has no range, unlike me.
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (PTVZy)
Probably wouldn't be, with a better candidate. How much daylight is there really between what Oz believes and would vote for, and what Lump believes and would vote for? Penn voters don't see much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)
A Brandy Manhattan for me, and a beer for the Lump.
Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
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My entire adult life I've been saying that you could run a Turnip for POTUS, and most D's would vote for it -- and Biden proved me right.
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (3NPRE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022
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Where is the "Applause" icon when you really need it --?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:35 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (4mVI1)
Oh and The Green Mile absolutely sucked.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (Bb6Eh)
That should explain everything.
Posted by: Somewhere South
correction. Morgan Freeman's voice only plays the part of Morgan Freeman's voice.
Morgan Freeman just follows it around looking stupid.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (WCzQY)
As always, libertarians act as the shock troops for their liberal masters.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (ai2Yq)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (8Qoxs)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (4mVI1)
Presidential material, right there!!!
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Vr12I)
15-0 VOTE
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (LQjWA)
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Myocarditis, the other white meat.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)
He's a John Wayne kind of actor, not a huge amount of range, but effective and interesting on screen every time. He's not a great actor but he is very entertaining. At this point Samuel Jackson is the same way. He used to have a lot more range and acted but how he basically plays the same guy in every role, but with a different look.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)
>>It's a classic "purple state" in a really bad year for Democrats against a guy that's clearly mentally disabled.
>>Shouldn't be that hard to win here.
Fetterman was way ahead and now the race is tied if not Oz with a small lead. He's a first time candidate who had a tough primary that was extremely close but over the last month or so he's clearly gaining momentum and Fetterman is being exposed.
And Biden won the state in 2020 not Trump even if it was largely done by cheating. The other Senator is a Democrat and so is the Governor.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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So he's no Woody Allen.
Posted by: is that what you're saying? at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (MjGfk)
Apt Pupil is available on Prime right now. I rewatched it the other day. It's decent, holds up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
And that's what makes this so frustrating.
I could understand Trump getting involved if say he was trying to avoid a RINO candidate getting the nom. But it accomplished the opposite.
Still, one would think a squishy Republican type would do well in a state like PA.
Usually the problem is someone is too stridently conservative and its not a good match for the electorate.
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (jwfEl)
A Brandy Manhattan for me, and a beer for the Lump.
Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (z9V4B)
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Knot ... Chaser!
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (3NPRE)
I have a definite two week supply of wine in my wine/bomb shelter. Biden voters? I think not. Ground zero is definitely not conducive to wine aging with the proper 'finish'.
Perhaps they could vote with the proper appreciation of the risks of voting for a person of dementia?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 03:39 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:39 PM (z+OQR)
In "Green Mile," Barry Pepper plays a character called Dean Stanton, and Harry Dean Stanton also is cast in the picture.
In "True Grit" Barry Pepper plays Ned Pepper.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (+R5dc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (vH/6k)
Sucks it has come to this but I now automatically assume everything I hear from the media and govt. is lies and/or has an agenda.
Posted by: Ripley at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (BdMk6)
The alternative was an establishment Republican loyal to McConnell, and based on AZ and GA in 2020, I doubt he would have performed better than Oz is performing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (VaSD4)
In "Green Mile," Barry Pepper plays a character called Dean Stanton, and Harry Dean Stanton also is cast in the picture.
In "True Grit" Barry Pepper plays Ned Pepper.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (+R5dc)
Little known roles as Sgt. Pepper and Dr. Pepper. The early years.
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: VIA, I Support Same Sex Locker Rooms, and Mixed Sex Marriage at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (x61Im)
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)
It needs a little top hat and bow tie. Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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And a monocle. Don't forget the monocle.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (uPgE/)
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The Lump should play a Mini-Me - like the one that hung out with Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)
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John Fetterman's lump might have been the inspiration for Mace Window in the prequels, though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (8FjjU)
I think about that all the time. It is so stupid that it's beyond my ability to describe how utterly stupid it is.
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)
However, Joe Biden (PINO) sucks Moose Dicks better then VP CumDumpster when it comes to running the USA....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Good. We need elected officials to do more nothing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (8FjjU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (ppBhU)
Most parents I know are livid.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (8FjjU)
It got me thinking that politics would be improved by bench clearing brawls.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (wmDcS)
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Huh, hadn't thought about his impact on the party.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (3NPRE)
You were ahead of the curve, or at least ahead of the curve that I was on. I was genuinely shocked in 2012, less so 2008. Even 2016 had me baffled that so many can support a bollard-flopping side of beef.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: espinostifer at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (1Cyit)
Except for Daniel Day Lewis and early-to-middle career Gary Oldman those guys are freaking chameleons.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (VaSD4)
Just because you are paranoid does not mean they aren't actually out to get you.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)
BREAKING NEWS:
Biden declares Nuclear War on Russia and says the elections must be cancelled for the sake of saving America... The Strategic Oil Reserves are completely drained to fight this war and bring down gas prices to $10/Gallon....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (PYJJG)
If I were God I would have burst him into flames on the spot. Its probably a good thing that I am not God.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:46 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (PTVZy)
Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (Ksv3v)
I wish America would have followed his advice....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:48 PM (PYJJG)
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Noop! Sorry, no gas for you. You need to have a special card to buy it and it is only available at specified distribution centers, for limited times, if you are a party member.
Posted by: don't underestimate Joes Ability to Fcuk things up at October 20, 2022 03:48 PM (MAfLO)
Posted by: Xtranon at October 20, 2022 03:49 PM (Sl2t+)
Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:49 PM (Ksv3v)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:53 PM (PYJJG)
… talk about low expectations
Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:53 PM (Ksv3v)
Fetterman Sitting in Captain Pikes Chair responded with "One Beep" to that question...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:55 PM (PYJJG)
Shame on the levels that Marxists will stoop to. Fetterman would never have gotten elected if not for early voting. Now, AG Shapiro is ignoring the US Supreme Court and allowing PA Marxists to stuff the ballot boxes with fake ballots.
Posted by: william ferrin at October 20, 2022 04:22 PM (2xPd4)
Posted by: Lex at October 20, 2022 04:58 PM (KhUbk)
If she's in the mix for the seat, she is fair game on the campaign trail today.
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at October 20, 2022 05:24 PM (hXVWU)
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