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Joe Biden Gaffes and Tells Fetterman's Wife That She'll Be a Welcome Addition to the Senate as a New Poll Shows a Tie;
Mastriano Closes In On Shapiro for Governor

Last week, a Buzzfeed reporter indiscreetly committed unauthorized journalism by reporting, accurately, that since Fetterman's stroke, his beastly wife Gisele has stepped in and answered most of the questioned posed to John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, and has in all ways acted as "the de facto candidate."

Much like Mrs. Wilson becoming the actual president in place of the stricken authoritarian racist and Democrat hero, Woodrow Wilson.

She has Wilson's totalitarian streak -- she called for "consequences" for the reporter who revealed that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth had difficulty understanding casual conversation without the aid of speech-to-text software.

Campaigning with the only man in America more brain damaged than he is, Joe Biden accidentally spoke the truth in noting that it will be Gisele Fetterman, and not John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth, who will be the actual Senator Fetterman:

giselesenator.jpg

You might wonder how John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth sounded at the joint event of two brain-damaged men.

He was in such terrific shape that... they didn't even permit him to speak, even though he would enjoy the favorable comparison to Joe Biden.

Greg Price
@greg_price11


John Fetterman is in such bad shape that they didn't even let him speak at the event with noted dementia patient Joe Biden.

Too many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance with the Pedodent, so this man -- supposedly cleared for senate duty by a doctor (who is also a campaign contributor and volunteer!) -- chose not to speak at his own campaign event.

That's how Fit for Duty he is. That's how confident he and his wife are in his cognitive health.


An InsiderAdvantage/Fox29 poll now says the race is tied.


As Election Day nears, a new InsiderAdvantage/FOX 29 poll shows Republican nominee Dr. Mehmet Oz has gained ground on Democratic nominee John Fetterman in Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senate race.

The race is now a dead heat, according to the poll of 550 likely voters conducted three weeks before Election Day on Nov. 8. The poll has a margin of error of 4.2%

Fetterman and Oz are now tied in the polling at 46%, with 5% of those polled remaining undecided. Libertarian candidate Erik Gerhardt came in at about 2%.


InsiderAdvantage Chairman Matt Towery says Fetterman's shrinking lead was a result of self-described independent voters breaking for Oz by twenty points.

"Oz is also picking an unusually high 14% of the African American vote and Asians and Hispanics prefer Oz say they are voting for Oz by a wide margin. Fetterman continues to enjoy a ten-point lead among female voters, while men prefer Oz at that same rate," Towery explained.

People may not love Oz, but at least he hasn't repeatedly demanded the release of one third of inmates from prisons.


At least Oz hasn't personally helped get 10 first degree murderers get out of jail.

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. and Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has helped release at least 10 convicts serving life sentences for first-degree murder.

Fetterman, who chairs the Pennsylvania Board of Pardons, often talks about wanting to put an end to state law that requires mandatory life sentences without parole for those convicted of second-degree murder, but his voting record on the board shows he has successfully supported the release of at least 10 people who were convicted of taking a life.

In April, Fetterman voted along with the rest of the board to release Felix Rosado, fulfilling the unanimous vote requirement to recommend clemency to the governor. Rosado was serving a life sentence after pleading guilty to shooting a man to death in 1995. On July 14, Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Rosado's request for clemency, releasing him from prison.


In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15.

In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021.


In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021.

Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time.

In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor.

In December, Fetterman voted to release Edward Silvis, who was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1969 killing of an elderly woman during an attempted robbery in her home. Democratic Gov. Tom Wolf granted Silvis' request for clemency on Feb. 15.

In March 2021, Fetterman voted to release James Inge, who was convicted of first-degree murder and robbery in 1974 and sentenced to life, and Irvin Moore, who was serving a life sentence after being convicted of fatally shooting a man in his Philadelphia home in 1969. Wolf granted clemency to both men on March 25, 2021.

In September 2020, Fetterman voted to release Daniel Cummings, Mildred Strickland and Gregory Stover, who were all granted clemency by Wolf on Feb. 11, 2021.

Cummings was convicted of first-degree murder in 1973 for fatally shooting a Philadelphia man inside his home. Strickland was convicted of first-degree murder for stabbing her boyfriend to death in 1985. Stover was sentenced to life in connection to the murder of a Mount Airy man, whose body was found with multiple gunshots in the back of the head and with his hands and feet bound, Philadelphia police said at the time.

In 2019, Fetterman voted to release Freddy Butler, Charlie Goldblum and Raymond Johnson, who were all granted clemency by the governor.

Butler was accused of stabbing and beating a 72-year-old man to death in the street and was sentenced to life in prison in 1970. Goldblum was convicted of stabbing a man to death in a Pittsburgh parking garage in 1977. Johnson was sentenced to life in prison after he was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1973 shooting and fatal stabbing of a Pittsburgh man.

John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth explains his "If You Love Some Murderers, Set Them Free" criminal rewards policy by saying, "You've seen Shawshank Redemption, right? You wouldn't want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison, right?"

No seriously -- that's his argument. That's real.

As Twitchy reported earlier, reporter Dave Weigel recently interviewed Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman (over Google Meet, of course) and the subject of the black jogger he chased down with his truck and held at gunpoint came up. Fetterman, without pushback, said it was "a split-second decision in the face of gunfire" -- except there was no gunfire.

Fetterman has been criticized as soft on crime and wanting to release murderers onto the streets, so Weigel asked him when someone convicted of first-degree murder deserved clemency. Fetterman then described "The Morgan Freeman Test":


It's really a very simple choice. I believe the perfect metaphor is "The Shawshank Redemption." That's a touchstone that virtually everybody has seen, everybody understands. I've asked people, would you want Morgan Freeman to die in prison or not? And I've never met anybody that says, "Yeah, he should die in prison. I would have voted to have him die in prison."


Guy Benson
@guypbenson


One first degree murderer Fetterman voted to release (the rest of the board voted no) savagely beat a high school student with a baseball bat, then shot him to death. The victim was a cop's son.

Sounds just like Red from Shawshank!

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC


Fetterman keeps using this line, but maybe he doesn't know what Red was serving time for.

In the Stephen King book, Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died

Yeah I don't think John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth has ever been accused of being a bookworm.

Meanwhile, Mastriano has meanwhile cut Shapiro's once double-digit lead to seven points. He is winning independents by 18. Shapiro is, importantly, below 50%.

Below, also from Twitchy, the GOP compiles a list of murderers that John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth believe to be "just like Morgan Freeman in that movie that's always on TBS in between Hawks games."

Biden telling Gisele Fetterman that she'll be a great addition to the Senate:


BTW: Are we certain that the Morbid Growth is male in gender?


Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM




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1 1st!

Posted by: GF at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (5yd1U)

2 Biden gave away the plan AGAIN!

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)

3
Out: big bad John

In: big dumb Joe

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 02:37 PM (1Nxff)

4 Compared to what?

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (glGDV)

5 Biden gave away the plan AGAIN!

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)


Yep. sure did.


"D.O.T."

Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

6 LOL. There's something appropriately but darkly amusing about Biden's comment, since if he gets pushed over the finish line, Mrs Fetterman will be the Mrs. Wilson of the Senate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 02:38 PM (PrzkP)

7 It's neat to understand that America has reached the point in politics where a man who literally has brain damage is tied with a man who could have been a brain surgeon.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (JjJsN)

8 Oz is such a strong candidate he's neck and neck with Uncle Fetterman.

ffs

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (VaSD4)

9
What can I say? I just like murderers. Murder is pretty cool.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)

10 Fetterman is going to lose on the crime issue unless he does something dramatic to show people he's tough on crime. I suggest he take a ride in a tank in front of the assembled press.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)

11 I like Oz.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (Q3oNv)

12 Also someone needs to photoshop David French's head in as the Fetterman lump.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (JjJsN)

13 Ace -
How about adding this to your post? Pic of Fetterman with Biden. Found it at Jack Posobiec's twitter. Think Chunk from Goonies.

https://tinyurl.com/27rp859s

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

14 "A great lady in the Senate"
Just like Wilson's wife did a great job as president.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

15 Pennsylvania needs common-sense eyebrow and neck-lump control.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (PTVZy)

16 Fetterman's lump is kissin' kousins to McCain's tumor. Maybe they're one and the same. (It could happen.)

Either way, they are our friends.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Q3oNv)

17 11 I like Oz.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (Q3oNv)

The man behind the curtain controlling the place was a bit off-putting to me

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

18 WTF, Pennsylvania?

Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

19 And Biden, replying to a reporter's query, boasted that 15!!! Dems had asked for him to campaign with him and that's he's not the Kiss of Death!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yikp0)

20 Well, Joe did spend 180 years in the Senate.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (krQz2)

21 POTUSA's Lump > that lovely lady lumps song

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

22 >>>No seriously -- that's his argument. That's real.

Holy cow! And that's supposed to allay fears of permanent brain damage?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yHsuS)

23 Yeah I don't think John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth has ever been accused of being a bookworm.{/i]

Hey, I once read a book by a guy names Dumbass.

Posted by: John Fteereman & His Morbid Growth at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (AiZBA)

24 So the Republicans win the House and Senate.
Any predictions on when the riots start?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2022 02:08 PM (anj39)


The lame duck session will be epic. Overruling the filibuster and cramming all the commie shit through that they can.


Oh, you meant in the streets, well, that too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

25 16 Fetterman's lump is kissin' kousins to McCain's tumor. Maybe they're one and the same. (It could happen.)

Either way, they are our friends.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Q3oNv)

Sexually transmitted? Or maybe like the oral cancers dingoes get.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

26 Fetterman vs Oz is exhibit 1 of why more than 1/3rd of the electorate does not belong to either major political party.

And when 1/3 of the electorate is not represented in the Government, do we have a Representative Democracy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (oHd/0)

27 Yes, I want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Also someone needs to photoshop David French's head in as the Fetterman lump.
Posted by: Gray Man

Someone needs to photos Fetterman into that famous bigfoot video.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

29 And Biden, replying to a reporter's query, boasted that 15!!! Dems had asked for him to campaign with him and that's he's not the Kiss of Death!

*Narrator: 14 of them were running for dogcatcher*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (eOEVl)

30 If Fetterwoman wins it�ll be a marker for future generations to look back in complete awe and utter disbelief
-------
All that we have is Brandon. Darnnit.

Posted by: The Current Generation at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (l0mb7)

31 Word is GROK! Fetterman did not speak....

which is fitting.

Posted by: sven at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Lzpvj)

32 23 Yeah I don't think John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth has ever been accused of being a bookworm.{/i]

Hey, I once read a book by a guy names Dumbass.

Posted by: John Fteereman & His Morbid Growth at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (AiZBA)

Was that Alexander Dumbass?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

33 I suggest he take a ride in a tank in front of the assembled press.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, I LOLed.

Don't forget the helmet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY8)

34 Just like Wilson's wife did a great job as president.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (ynpvh)


The hell with her! I'm doing a much better job and i wear fishnet stockings!

Posted by: Doktor Jill at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

35 Fetterman: It's really a very simple choice. I believe the perfect metaphor is "The Shawshank Redemption." That's a touchstone that virtually everybody has seen, everybody understands. I've asked people, would you want Morgan Freeman to die in prison or not? And I've never met anybody that says, "Yeah, he should die in prison. I would have voted to have him die in prison."
---
In the Stephen King book, Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died


Die in Prison? I would have voted to see him executed on the courthouse steps after he was convicted.

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Z32m1)

36 Sign language lady having a hard time stopping herself from LOLing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)

37 You saw Police Academy, right? That's why I want to defund the police. We can't have the guy making fake noises and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (Y5qcH)

38
Fetterman's lump is kissin' kousins to McCain's tumor.

------

My cousin will be missed. The Great Patriotic Tumor gave his all for this country.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (oINRc)

39 No reasonable prosecutor would have convicted Morgan Freeman.

(Editors Note: By the way, using fictional characters from fictional movies to justify your real-world criminal policies is asinine.)

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

40 26 Fetterman vs Oz is exhibit 1 of why more than 1/3rd of the electorate does not belong to either major political party.

And when 1/3 of the electorate is not represented in the Government, do we have a Representative Democracy?
Posted by: Romeo13
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It is more like 70 percent of the American people are unrepresented. The 30 percent is more or less the uniparty.

Posted by: whig at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (CXr4y)

41 Yes, I want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison.

I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't my TV. He's the most overexposed guy in Hollywood.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

42 The lame duck session will be epic. Overruling the filibuster and cramming all the commie shit through that they can.


Oh, you meant in the streets, well, that too.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

Note, McConnel made a deal where the last Government funding bill expired, DURING THE LAME DUCK session... after election, before new folks take office.... just F'n stupid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (oHd/0)

43 33 I suggest he take a ride in a tank in front of the assembled press.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, I LOLed.

Don't forget the helmet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY

Stacy's a large gal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

44 "Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. and Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has helped release at least 10 convicts serving life sentences for first-degree murder."

I really don't know why anyone ever believes that Life In Prison really means life in prison. Someone should do a study on how many of these people actually serve these sentences.

It doesn't give me a lot of faith in a government that won't administer the death penalty to guilty people, yet blithely consign innocent babies to death all the time. Oh, and at the same time they aren't permitting anyone to be executed, they tell the grieving victims of said criminals 'that's ok, they'll get life without parole', knowing that is a cruel lie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (9miN6)

45 I wonder how Morgan Freeman feels about being likened to incarcerated murderers.

Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Emce2)

46 For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Gunt at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Yi4c0)

47
So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (1Nxff)

48 "Two many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance..."

"Too", Ace.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)

49 Morbid Growth would be a good name for a death metal band.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

50
1. did he wear a suit? I just can't imagine not wearing a suit when on stage with the president.

2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?

3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

51 He looks like a cross between Uncle Fester and Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (yezA1)

52 This makes me glad I've never seen Shawshank Redemption.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (bhRsz)

53 off misspelled sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (AiZBA)

54 How much has Dr Oz kicked in of his own money? Honestly asking.

I just know the "self funders" tend to choke up when it comes time to actually write the checks. The guy has to be worth well over $100 million.

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (vyVxI)

55 >>>BTW: Are we certain that the Morbid Growth is male in gender?

>>>Pennsylvania Democrat John Fetterman introduces himself as John Fetterwoman.

Growing neck-tits? Dude is a genious!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (yHsuS)

56 Hoping for Mastriano, Shapiro will be otherwise the next Emperor of Pa ruling with a iron hand like Wolf did

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (xhxe8)

57 So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.


he was Red

the other guy was Andy Dufresne who was framed for a murder he didn't commit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (w0NJk)

58 I cannot tell a lie, the only thing I would like to cut on a Shapiro is Abby's bra straps.

Posted by: Mr. Mastriano at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (xEe87)

59 41 Yes, I want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison.

I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't my TV. He's the most overexposed guy in Hollywood.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

What about Weinstein?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

60 The lame duck session will be epic. Overruling the filibuster and cramming all the commie shit through that they can.


Posted by: G'rump928(c)
----------------------
The filibuster will remain because it will punish the Dems more than the GOP to get rid of it at that point. My guess is a Christmas omnibus bill crammed with spending goodies for Dems.

Posted by: whig at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (CXr4y)

61 Pathetic that he has to use fictional characters like Hannibal Lecter and Morgan Freeman's character to make his argument.

Why not talk about the real life criminals and their real life victims, Fetterman?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (lf83v)

62 Meanwhile, Mastriano has meanwhile cut Shapiro's once double-digit lead to seven points. He is winning independents by 18.

If Mastriano is winning independents by 18 but losing by 7 I can only assume two things.

1. The paragons of virtue who uphold all that is good and proper as long as they lose to Democrats never-Trumpers are not voting for him.
2. Pennsylvanians are stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (zhLdt)

63
3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

Yes. They all vote for the lump. I run the show around here. I also have my own lumpwang. Gisele knows all about it.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (oINRc)

64 Sign language lady having a hard time stopping herself from LOLing.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)

How does a sign language lady slur or stutter?
Do they teach them that?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

65 So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.

I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)

66 56 Hoping for Mastriano, Shapiro will be otherwise the next Emperor of Pa ruling with a iron hand like Wolf did


after they added covid shots (15 of them! starting at 6 months!!!) to the childhood schedule today, Doug better hammer home that he will stop PA parents from having to do this to their kids! Shapiro will totally go for whatever the vaunted CDC recommends!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (w0NJk)

67 Hey Ace! thanks for posting the video of POTUS doing LUMP. I posted a snatch of the lyrics yesterday.

Good stuff. Repulsively on point.

Posted by: a moron at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (QG5my)

68 Pedodent,

Ha, is that original cruelty?

Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (FhXTo)

69 Never saw Shawshank. For some reason, this really irritates my family. It's become something of a grudge match.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (906pl)

70 I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't my TV. He's the most overexposed guy in Hollywood.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

What about Weinstein?


Fair point.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (eOEVl)

71 65 So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.

I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)

It was okay. Clancy Brown in a supporting role was the best thing in it.

Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (Vr12I)

72 What can I say? I just like murderers. Murder is pretty cool.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)


Fire, on the other hand, bad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)

73 And I remember thinking, "That is the dumbest sonofabitch I've ever seen."

Posted by: Red, as voiced by Morgan Freeman at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (4293p)

74 64 Sign language lady having a hard time stopping herself from LOLing.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (906pl)

How does a sign language lady slur or stutter?
Do they teach them that?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (ufFY

Have Michael Fox do it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

75 Biden and Fetterman together?

I know, Let's have a Spelling Bee

Posted by: DOC HOLIDAY at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (z9V4B)

76 I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)

Nope... not the last, although I'm not sure I live in America anymore... being in Commifornia.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)

77 1. did he wear a suit? I just can't imagine not wearing a suit when on stage with the president.

2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?

3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

It needs a little top hat and bow tie.

Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)

78 BREAKING: President Biden's job approval has increased to 46%, according to the latest Fox News poll - his HIGHEST since January!

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Fetterman, Lump, & Wife 2024 -- Three Humps for the Price of One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (3FPmx)

79 Fetterman looks a lot like Anton Lavay.

Posted by: Augustine at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (BDZWU)

80 Fetterman is going to lose on the crime issue unless he does something dramatic to show people he's tough on crime. I suggest he take a ride in a tank in front of the assembled press.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)


I would say that he could hold a black jogger at gunpoint but hasn't he already done that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)

81 Yes, I want Morgan Freeman to spend life in prison.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)



His slapdash work in Lucy demands it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

82 I've asked people, would you want Morgan Freeman to die in prison or not? And I've never met anybody that says, "Yeah, he should die in prison. I would have voted to have him die in prison."

In the movie Red spent 40 years in jail before being paroled. Oh...and he violated parole to flee the country.

Is Evil Shrek forgetting this part?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

83 Mastriano is managing all of this with basically no budget. he's being outspent by about 50 million dollars. the republican's governors association is MIA because it's being headed by the Trump hater out of AZ. The same pear clutching con inc trash that are livid about Trump returning fire on the squish in CO don't have a thing to say about the PA governors race. Some point soon we're going to need to have a reckoning with con inc, and it will have to include their family members (that they launder money to) and the firms and people they do business with/ employ them.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (lSIb9)

84 What lump?

Posted by: Eye-gore at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

85 72 What can I say? I just like murderers. Murder is pretty cool.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)

Fire, on the other hand, bad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7NyKw0VYQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

86 Notice they always shoot his left profile.

Like that Clash song about Montgomery Clift (I think Clift had a messed up face from a drunken car crash)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (WCzQY)

87 George Soros is backing Shapiro financially (again) this cycle

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)

88 48 "Two many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance..."

"Too", Ace.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)

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Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)

89 71 65 So what was Morgan Freeman's character in prison for? It's a self-satisfied illusion that you're in prison for stealing a loaf of bread for your family. In truth, you have to be either a hardened recidivist or a psychopath.

I believe I may be the last person in America never to have seen Shawshank. I intend to keep my record intact.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (eOEVl)

It was okay. Clancy Brown in a supporting role was the best thing in it.
Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:46 PM (Vr12I)

I liked it. Never read the book, though, so it's nice to know who Red really was. Agree about Clancy Brown. He's a great actor, and it's nice to see him get lots of work at his advanced age (Punisher, Billions, etc.) He's good in everything he does.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (9miN6)

90
Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)

I'll be dressed as Pennsylvania's next Senator. Like every day. It's a pretty shoddy costume, but it works.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (oINRc)

91 It needs a little top hat and bow tie.

Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?


The lump is in negotiations to replace the racing car in Monopoly.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (eOEVl)

92 84 What lump?

Posted by: Eye-gore at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ufFY

Wasn't it on the other side...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

93 Fetterman' s neck-friend makes me think of the South Park episode where Cartman pretends his fist is Ms. Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ei7q6)

94 >>Biden and Fetterman together?

>>I know, Let's have a Spelling Bee

If they had done a remake of the Puttin' on the Ritz soft shoe I might have watched.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Everything looks too good. I wish I knew what they have up their sleeves. Not barely breathing clods like Joe and Nancy, but whatever group is really in charge.

I cannot believe they'll just take it.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (TgBWG)

96 If I was a answering a poll, I doubt if I would be claiming to vote for Mastriano, either. I hope the magnitude of that silent vote is huge.

Posted by: EveR at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (MUpk6)

97 “Jeesh, and I thought that I came up with hideous monsters. But this Fetterman guy’s got me beat. I couldn’t ever come up with anything as horrifying as that.”

— Lon Chaney, Sr.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (PTVZy)

98 Don't worry. If Fetterman loses he can always rent his neck out as a coat rack.

That any race In Pennsylvania is even close is an embarrassment. Right now that state is the laughingstock of the nation. It makes NY look good.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (VF4WI)

99 In the movie Red spent 40 years in jail before being paroled. Oh...and he violated parole to flee the country.
__________

Red said he was the only guilty man in Shawshank because he murdered his wife for insurance money by cutting the brakes on her car. He would inadvertantly murder three more when his wife picked up some passengers on the way into town, resulting in Red getting caught.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (lf83v)

100 Note the average sentence for murder in the US is only 6 years. The fictional Red spent almost 7 times that in prison before being released.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

101 3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

Yes. They all vote for the lump. I run the show around here. I also have my own lumpwang. Gisele knows all about it.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM (oINRc)

Lump needs to cut Fetterman loose. He is dragging him down.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

102
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?

3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

Manifestly, thread winner.

Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)

103 The Fetterman's should be cast in the next Addams Family remake.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (NpAcC)

104 88 48 "Two many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance..."

"Too", Ace.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VF4WI)

Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)

So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

105 Wasn't it on the other side...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Frahnk-in-steen at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (ufFY8)

106 91 It needs a little top hat and bow tie.

Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?

The lump is in negotiations to replace the racing car in Monopoly.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (eOEVl)

As long as there's no confusion. Lump may be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7PafUBZmU&t=98s
Which would make Fetterman a real pussy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

107 the other guy was Andy Dufresne who was framed for a murder he didn't commit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM


Andy wasn't framed. He just had a lifetime's worth of bad luck hit in one day. IIRC, his wife was cheating and wanted a divorce, he said he'd see her in Hell before he saw her in Reno, he bought a gun, went to where she was staying, sat in the car, chickened out, and threw the gun away. Meanwhile, a thief/murderer just happened to be passing thru town and randomly picked her. The only reason the jury was out so long is they wanted the court to pay for their lunch.

Red was in prison for cutting the brake line on his wife's car to get a cheap divorce plus insurance money. Unfortunately for him, his wife gave their neighbor+child a lift that day.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (xttsV)

108 Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)


Argle bargle ganash woot.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (AiZBA)

109 So- what you're saying is that Fetterman and Oz are neck and neck?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VF4WI)

110 GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool

https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu

Lindsey Graham: Call me

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)

111 Fetterman's Lump could be a movie in the style of My Left Foot.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

112 Tries to imagine the media meltdown if Trump held a campaign event where he didn't speak.

"And by not speaking, Trump said so much more about his nefarious plan than he ever could've by given a speech. Truly dangerous man!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

113 Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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Fetterman's neck? Kuato, of course.

Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (G0vdT)

114 102
2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?

3. can people vote for the lump? I would vote for the lump.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

Manifestly, thread winner.
Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)

For me, this one is a condender:

Lump needs to cut Fetterman loose. He is dragging him down.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (9miN6)

115 We need common sense lump control.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

116 If only Fetterman was Herman Munster. Herman was engaging, humorous and could speak.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (LQjWA)

117 I think people are justifiably uncomfortable voting for a TV personality who oozes sleazy untrustworthiness, and the fact that it came down to these two does not say great things about our system. But Fetterman is a radical leftist scumbag freak who clearly is not up to the job so you cannot possibly justify voting for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (Ivdso)

118 I’ve never seen Shawshank, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (PTVZy)

119 Red was in prison for cutting the brake line on his wife's car to get a cheap divorce plus insurance money. Unfortunately for him, his wife gave their neighbor+child a lift that day.

--

You wouldn't want Hunter to spend time in prison would you?

Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (em09h)

120 Too many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance with the Pedodent ...

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Nice!

Out: Polident Plugs.
In: Pedodent Plugs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (3FPmx)

121 I know, Let's have a Spelling Bee
Posted by: DOC HOLIDAY


I say we eliminate the vote and have candidates play jeopardy on election night.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (WCzQY)

122 GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool
________

He should have dressed like a drag queen and read a child's book.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)

123 Joe meant to say Gisele would be a welcome addition to his penis.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)

124
You wouldn't want Hunter to spend time in prison would you?
Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 02:52 PM (em09h)

He's probably murdered someone at some point. I'll let 'im out.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (oINRc)

125 110 GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool

https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu

Lindsey Graham: Call me

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)

Ugh. This is the best we can find?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

126 Fetterman just wants him some french fried pertaters once he puts his sling blade down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

127 Neck Lump, being held back by a white male.

- this too is the story of Barack Obama

Posted by: The NYT at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (h8vI+)

128 "Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)

So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)"

He fixed it. Does that means he's racist?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VF4WI)

129

Member when SNL made fun of Admiral Stockdale for being all stupid?

Yeah....

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)

130 Emperor Wolf ruled the Covid shutdown running over the state laws.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (xhxe8)

131
2. Pennsylvanians are stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:45 PM


We are by and large not stupid, anymore than I would call NY state residents stupid. We have Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, they have New York City and Rochester. Hard to 'Beat the Cheat' with those odds unless the burbs and outlands turn out in record numbers.

Which I pray to G-d they do.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (y3pKJ)

132 77 ...

2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

It needs a little top hat and bow tie.

Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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And a monocle. Don't forget the monocle.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (uPgE/)

133 110 GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool

https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)

but he would have fit into DC PERFECTLY!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (oHd/0)

134 I’ve never seen Shawshank, either.

Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

135 Fetterman just wants him some french fried pertaters once he puts his sling blade down.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)


What's pertaters, precious?

Posted by: Smeagol at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (AiZBA)

136 116 Except he couldn’t pronounce “yutes” correctly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (PTVZy)

137 We are by and large not stupid, anymore than I would call NY state residents stupid.

*nervous coughing and looking around the room by the rest of the country*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

138
There isn't a single politician in this country fit to shine Stockdale's shoes. I will never not be resentful at his treatment by our media and political parties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (oINRc)

139 Too many cameras would be on him at a joint appearance with the Pedodent, so this man -- supposedly cleared for senate duty by a doctor (who is also a campaign contributor and volunteer!) -- chose not to speak at his own campaign event.

That's how Fit for Duty he is. That's how confident he and his wife are in his cognitive health.

++++
Two things. First, "Pedodent" is brilliant. Second, he's in good company. Woodrow Wilson's wife did the actual job. Classic!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (b6YLE)

140 He should have dressed like a drag queen and read a child's book.

Caught with his pants down to his mid-thigh and “manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner,”

Quite a descriptive news article.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (VaSD4)

141 I utterly despise Stephen King, but he wrote a few good things early on. Now - nope.

Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Vr12I)

142 Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

I read the Green Mile and I was like, "Yeah, I don't need to see this."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Y5qcH)

143 Did Biden release the secret plan?

If Festerman gets elected, is he planning to then resign, and Wolf (or Shapiro, I guess) appoints Eyebrows to the Senate, to replace her husband?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (OjYM7)

144 ... so this man -- supposedly cleared for senate duty by a doctor ...

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Found to be Fully Functional, even his Lump can't get erect.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (3FPmx)

145 Twitter's getting spicy with the censorship. That video plays as "My name is John Fetter (extended glitch) (cheering)".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

146 We are by and large not stupid, anymore than I would call NY state residents stupid. We have Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, they have New York City and Rochester. Hard to 'Beat the Cheat' with those odds unless the burbs and outlands turn out in record numbers.

Which I pray to G-d they do.


we have rich collar counties around Philly who are as leftist elite snobbish as they come

they've become the problem. my neighbors.

ALSO like I always say - no tax on pensions here - anyone with a nice fat (govt!) pension comes here to retire. we have a LOT of retirees not from here. they tend to have worked for the govt their whole lives, or be union types. they will ALWAYS vote liberal.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (w0NJk)

147 AAAnnnddd were still giving Iran billions, yes?

@Breaking911 39m

BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)

148 129

Member when SNL made fun of Admiral Stockdale for being all stupid?

Yeah....

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)

Admiral Stockdale >>> Admiral Levine

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

149 GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool

https://tinyurl.com/4w69ryvu

Lindsey Graham: Call me

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)

In fairness, he was shopping for rebar, which is always a turn on.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)

150 Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

Yeah, never been into Depression as a form of entertainment... if I want depression I just have to look at my own life.

For entertainment... I want to get away from normal..

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (oHd/0)

151 Headline: GOP candidate quits after cop catches him masturbating outside preschool

buried after "continued on page 47": "candidate in AZ for a college district's governing board". IOW some nutball who probably had to get around 100 signatures to get on the ballot.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (xttsV)

152 128 "Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)

So when we say there are TOO Genders... it means TOO many? /lightbulb goes off in head
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)"

He fixed it. Does that means he's racist?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VF4WI)

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I thought that was a given.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (uPgE/)

153 (Editors Note: By the way, using fictional characters from fictional movies to justify your real-world criminal policies is asinine.)

I dunno, I think the suggested punishment for Capt. Lincoln F. Stern would make good precedent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (zhLdt)

154 Someone needs to ask Fetterman is he thinks the J6 suspects should be released from jail like Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

155 Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LQjWA)

156 BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP

Valerie Jarrett hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

157 I’ve never seen Shawshank, either.

Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
--
But you've both seen Caged Heat, Chained Heat and Ilsa the Wicked Warden

Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (aTU+i)

158 Shawshank is the most overrated movie of all time

easily, by a green mile

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)

159 The entire Fetterman affair has been laughably absurd. This is electoral politics in Current Year America: One mentally deficient and disabled man stumping for another mentally deficient and disabled man, but misdirecting his praise to the second man's wife.

It's so representative that I just can't even.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (b6YLE)

160 I picture the singing frog from Bugs Bunny bursting out of the lump.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)

161 >I’ve never seen Shawshank, either.

Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Green Mile was shot well, the acting was decent.
Shawshank ... exists? It filled time?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (IyrhE)

162 BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)

But they still deny US Spec Forces troops are not in Ukraine... even though that is EXACTLY what the Green Berets were created to do... help indigenous troops fight off a common enemy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

163 108 Didn't you get the memo? Nowadays, words mean whatever we want them to mean.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:49 PM (uPgE/)


Argle bargle ganash woot.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2022 02:51 PM (AiZBA)

--------------------------

Most cogent thing you've said in years.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (uPgE/)

164 Ugh. This is the best we can find?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

That darned Trump and his whackie endorsements!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (yHsuS)

165 158 Shawshank is the most overrated movie of all time

easily, by a green mile
Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)

Shawshank seemed to be a two hour compilation of various stereotypes, both related to prisons, and of course race.

Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (Vr12I)

166 I'd feel worse about picking on this guy if his political organization and its media flunkies hadn't just spent 4+ years pointing to an office holder's relatively insignificant quirks as proof positive that they're unfit for office. What's good for the goose...

Posted by: CppThis at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (UewuT)

167 Correction Puddinghead - Lump is female . . .
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally emotionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

Posted by: lyrics at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (h8vI+)

168 Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LQjWA)

Forrest Lump... stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

169 Okay, so I'm watching the Biden clip and then I'm watching Sign Language Lady. When Biden says "she'll be a great addition to the Senate", Sign Language Lady makes a fist with one hand and puts the index finger of the other hand into the fist.

Did she just say the Senate is where people get screwed?

Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (G0vdT)

170 Admiral Stockdale >>> Admiral Levine

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)



I laughed when Tucker rightly pointed that twit out as a mentally ill man in a dress in last nights show.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (lTGtQ)

171 I think the suggested punishment for Capt. Lincoln F. Stern would make good precedent.

He's got an angle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

172 Fetterman is a one lump chump

Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (2cfUo)

173 Posted by: lyrics at October 20, 2022 02:59 PM (h8vI+)

Fetterman recently said he was 'Fetterwoman'.

Soooo.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (oHd/0)

174 Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


If you want to watch a "good" prison film watch Get the Gringo.... Mel Gibsons in it... It's so awful it's good

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (bs+z0)

175 I dunno, I think the suggested punishment for Capt. Lincoln F. Stern would make good precedent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland


Yeah, but he had an angle...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (OUMaO)

176 It's going to be a sh*t show in PA, as I've noted, the Donks in charge are doing everything they can to "fortify" the election and daring everyone to try and stop them.

It's probably going to take weeks to before the election is called.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (up/3i)

177 I watched Misery for the first time this past weekend. Annie Wilkes gave me the creeps.

Posted by: Augustine at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (BDZWU)

178 We are by and large not stupid, anymore than I would call NY state residents stupid.

*nervous coughing and looking around the room by the rest of the country*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

*graciously offers Inslee/Murray shield*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:00 PM (yHsuS)

179 Fetterman's wife's eyebrows look they were put on with a rattle can

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)

180 Fetterman's campaign is electrifying just like Del in The Green Mile! And wouldn't you bring back Mr Jingles from the Dead?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (yikp0)

181
I suppose it's necessary at this point to remind everyone of the time Fetterman's Lump opened for Van Halen at Mr. Small's Funhouse.

Posted by: Auspex at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (j4U/Z)

182 This asking of Democrat voters, "What are you THINKING?" is totally pointless.

There's no thinking involved; it's all feelings.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings!

That's why I don't bother to argue politics with lefties any more. Argue with someone about their feelings? Totally pointless.

Especially if they got them from their really smart friends on The Great Glowing Screen; it's like they were received direct from Heathen Heaven.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (oedLL)

183 The Fetterman yard signs are black. I mean what politician would have a black sign.
Well maybe Lucifer.

I can't believe anyone would vote for this guy. Pa has a lot of union households that have trended GOP since Trump. I got to believe Fetterman will lose by 6 points.

Posted by: redenzo at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (E7vND)

184 Greetings:

As to his Misses, they're certainly doing marvelous things with uni-brows these days.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (uuklp)

185 160 Michigan J. Frog!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (PTVZy)

186 There is no way in hell that Fetterman said what Dave Weigel published in his interview. He can't even string one sentence together. He says it's edited but come on.

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (ddFzi)

187 It's not a lump. It's a melon!!

Posted by: Beluga Fetterman's squishy lump explained. at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (3Or4S)

188 Is this supposed debate between Fetterman the Lump and Dr Oz still going to happen?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (xhxe8)

189 147 AAAnnnddd were still giving Iran billions, yes?

@Breaking911 39m

BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2022 02:56 PM (IyrhE)

That, and is the State Department still going to try to revive the Obama-era "Iran Deal" after this news leaked? Probably.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

190 179 Fetterman's wife's eyebrows look they were put on with a rattle can
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)

Competition for Frieda Kahlo

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

191 Fetterman seems to really like murderers who killed homeowners. Odd that he *also* used a firearm to threaten a minority guy for 'being in the wrong place'. Guess we can expect him to "govern" on the basis that some pigs are more equal than others.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (nC+QA)

192 John Frankenheimer was never nominated for an Oscar

yeah, that Johnny F

gave him one for lifetime ach.

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (us2H3)

193 Michigan J. Frog!

I used to like that cartoon until WB tried to launch a network and ran that bastard frog singing like 17 times an hour until you wanted to Elvis your TV screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

194 I mean what politician would have a black sign.

Robert Francis O'Rourke has some black signs. In his case, I assume it's a kind of blackface.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (ppBhU)

195 If we're talking about Hollywood actors that ought to spend life in prison let me offer Robert DeNiro.

Would it be simpler to identify which Hollywood actors SHOULDN'T get locked away for the rest of their deranged lives?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (DePyg)

196 That, and is the State Department still going to try to revive the Obama-era "Iran Deal" after this news leaked? Probably.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Rl7KJ)
++++
Sure. It's only because Iran is desperate because of western sanctions that it is doing this. With a new Iran Deal, they will not be forced to side with monsters like the Russians!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (b6YLE)

197 The real question is whether Hunter has banged Mrs. Lumpy and, if so, which positions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (FVME7)

198 John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth explains his "If You Love Some Murderers, Set Them Free" criminal rewards policy by saying ...

--------

"... If They Come Back and Murder You, They’re Just. If They Don’t, They Never Were."

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (3FPmx)

199 188 Is this supposed debate between Fetterman the Lump and Dr Oz still going to happen?


is it tonite?!?! its soon I think

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (w0NJk)

200 I can't believe anyone would vote for this guy. Pa has a lot of union households that have trended GOP since Trump. I got to believe Fetterman will lose by 6 points.
==
Hold our beers.

Posted by: Philly precints reporting 250% returns at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (7SrbX)

201 is it tonite?!?! its soon I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (w0NJk)

25th I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (bs+z0)

202 187 It's not a lump. It's a melon!!
Posted by: Beluga Fetterman's squishy lump explained. at October 20, 2022 03:02 PM (3Or4S)

Uh..... no....

Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (oHd/0)

203 Dr. Pimple Popper has the hots for Fetterman's lump.

Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (gmo/4)

204 This blonde in a dress isn't voting for Fetterman, or Fetterman's wife, or Fetterman's morbid growth - not jointly, not singly:
https://is.gd/35YMI5

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (b6YLE)

205 >>I laughed when Tucker rightly pointed that twit out as a mentally ill man in a dress in last nights show.

I hope more people start doing this. Letting leftists dictate what we can say is at the root of our problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

206 Also, I had never watched Shawshank Redemption but, after reading what Freeman's character was in for, I did indeed think he shouldn't have been in for life. He should have been executed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2022 03:04 PM (nC+QA)

207 Free the criminal, imprison the law abiding, even at home.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (jTmQV)

208 il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo · 20h
She's even worse than Jen Psucky... 😭 🤣 🤣 🤣

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/
1582867372851212288

31 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)

209 Electing Sloth from the Goonies to the Senate will be the greatest election fraud victory to ever come out of Pennsylvania

Posted by: brak at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (j5Tg0)

210 Fetterman looks exactly like this Star Trek character:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708466/mediaviewer/
rm999689217?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_sf_12

(Galt from "The Gamesters of Triskelion". Galt would make a better senator, though.)

Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (xqRaG)

211 My wife's take is that this is no gaffe. This is Joe saying the quiet part out loud.

He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)

212 179 Fetterman's wife's eyebrows look they were put on with a rattle can
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


She shaves her pubic region to look like a hammer and sickle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)

213 Uncle Festerman and his vestigial twin on his neck are the new face of the demofascist party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (u4CEu)

214 183 The Fetterman yard signs are black. I mean what politician would have a black sign.
Well maybe Lucifer.

I can't believe anyone would vote for this guy. Pa has a lot of union households that have trended GOP since Trump. I got to believe Fetterman will lose by 6 points.
Posted by: redenzo at October 20, 2022 03:01 PM (E7vND)

Maybe it's to try to link them subconsciously with BLM since the BLM signs are also black IIRC?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

215 The real question is whether Hunter has banged Mrs. Lumpy and, if so, which positions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:03 PM (FVME7)


The ones where I didn't have to see the eyebrows.

Posted by: Hunter the Humper at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (gmo/4)

216 What if Christopher Nolan remade the Shawshank Redemption?

Or for that matter Quinten Tarantino?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (up/3i)

217 I don't know who thought this was a good idea. There are people who might be willing to vote for Fetterman if they could somehow disconnect a Democrat for Senate from Biden, but now they were both together and Fetterman is not speaking and Biden gets confused again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (vH/6k)

218 @Breaking911 · 49m
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP

https://twitter.com/Flame_Volunteer/status/
1583160456063373313

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (yikp0)

219 (Galt from "The Gamesters of Triskelion". Galt would make a better senator, though.)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (xqRaG)


Me too.

Posted by: Caligula's Horse at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

220 Shawshank the novelette is like one of those great old prison pictures with Jimmy Cagney, mixed with a jailbreak sequence to top them all. The film is great as well.

Green Mile the novel, another prison story, is more the sort of thing King is known for: There's a supernatural or "weird" element to it. But it is riveting, as his work usually is. I haven't seen the whole film, though the casting looks spot-on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

221 What if Christopher Nolan remade the Shawshank Redemption?

You wouldn't be able to hear the dialogue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (ppBhU)

222 I bought a fitbit with a GPS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2022 03:07 PM (44ww/)

223 My wife's take is that this is no gaffe. This is Joe saying the quiet part out loud.

He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.
==
and fetterman is doing okay with the wymens. So it also giving them a rationalization to keep voting for him,because they are really voting for his wife.

Posted by: Its an op ad nauseum guy at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (7SrbX)

224 "Gisele, you're going to be a great lady in the Senate."

Actually, Joe, she won't. Her attacks and threatened lawsuit against the truthful NBC reporter who noted Fetterman's mental deficits makes her Imelda Marcos. She is a disgrace.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)

225 Ugliest cracker Ive ever seen. He chased me around the corner and leveled a shot gun on my ass. He looked like Frankenstein without the neck bolts.

Posted by: Black jogger chased by Fetterman at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (E7vND)

226 Or for that matter Quinten Tarantino?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (up/3i)


Too many feet.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (AiZBA)

227 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7NyKw0VYQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)


Someone should edit that to add a lump. Maybe make Gene Wilder into Fetterman's wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (zhLdt)

228 She shaves her pubic region to look like a hammer and sickle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)
++++
If that isn't already a thing in some "adult film" or another, I'd be shocked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (b6YLE)

229 (Galt from "The Gamesters of Triskelion". Galt would make a better senator, though.)
Posted by: zmdavid at October 20, 2022


***
Joseph Ruskin, the actor, had one of the great TV voices of all time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

230 First degree Murder?

Bring back the Death Penalty, if only to keep these folks from being paroled.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (C1rbv)

231 Yeah, but you liked Morgan Freeman in that movie!

So, we need to let guys like him go!

Thus, more of our executive decisions should be made from what we forgot from movies.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (krQz2)

232 157 I’ve never seen Shawshank, either.

Me either. Never seen the Green Mile, for that matter. Neither really appealed to me, from what I could learn about them.
--
But you've both seen Caged Heat, Chained Heat and Ilsa the Wicked Warden
Posted by: I'm not Joe Bob Briggs at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (aTU+i)

best of all - by far! is The Big Bird Cage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM (trdmm)

233 Mastriano has the energy of a wet firecracker. Don't expect Shapiro to lose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (VaSD4)

234 I've said this before but if Shapiro is elected, PA is cooked. Definitely the more important battle in PA. Fetterman, even if that moron was elected, can't do the damage Shapiro will do.

Was AG for eight years and all Shapiro has to show for it are skyrocketing murder rates across the state.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (d2bW3)

235 Only women are allowed to have melons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (PTVZy)

236 Fetterman looks like Gru from Despicable Me

Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (2cfUo)

237 Even at a big job, lots of union guys I get to off on on there seems no love for any of the Democrats including Sundowner.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (xhxe8)

238 @220

>>Green Mile the novel

The Green Mile was originally released as 6 novelettes.

And is probably one of Kings best works and is pretty much what is captured in The Film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (up/3i)

239 Looks like homeschooling if not a religious private school for me

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (8Qoxs)

240 >>Green Mile the novel, another prison story, is more the sort of thing King is known for: There's a supernatural or "weird" element to it. But it is riveting, as his work usually is. I haven't seen the whole film, though the casting looks spot-on.

Mr Jingles gave an Oscar worthy performance.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)

241 il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo
She's [KJP] even worse than Jen Psucky

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)

She reminds me of Sideshow Bob.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (yHsuS)

242 @Breaking911 · 49m
BREAKING: White House says Iranian troops 'directly engaged on the ground' in Crimea supporting Russian drone attacks on Ukraine - AP

https://twitter.com/Flame_Volunteer/status/
1583160456063373313
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (yikp0)
---
That's going to cost them a billion or two of the multi billions we are sending them!

And boy! are they getting the stare!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (krQz2)

243 It's going to be hilarious if Fetterman wins, but Mastriano becomes governor and the GOP takes the Senate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (wmDcS)

244 236 Fetterman looks like Gru from Despicable Me
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 20, 2022 03:09 PM (2cfUo)

Wow... yup... but does he have Minions?

Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (oHd/0)

245 >>>Mastriano has the energy of a wet firecracker. Don't expect Shapiro to lose.

Posted by: Maj. Healey


Any of the candidates going against Shapiro would likely lose. PA got away with the steal in 2020 - as Shapiro did nothing - and they'll steal the election again and again until someone steps up and stops it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (d2bW3)

246 And for the record, I liked Sloth from the Goonies. He was a hero. Stop equating him with that goon, Fetterman.

Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (gmo/4)

247 Joseph Ruskin, "Galt" from the Trek episode, was the voice of the alien in the famous "To Serve Man" episode on Twilight Zone. Richard Kiel played the alien on screen, but Ruskin did the voice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

248 Lump is Fetterman's conjoined twin brother. If I ran Carhartt, I'd demand to have my hoodies back.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (z+OQR)

249 You want Christopher Nolan or Quentin Tarantino remakes.

You'd settle for David Fincher or John Woo remakes.

You'll get Uwe Boll or John Waters remakes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

250 In the meantime, Oklahoma executed another murderer yesterday.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (BdMk6)

251 I don't like the RNC, but I have to give them credit for the anti Fetterman ad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (vH/6k)

252 I like the Replacement Doctrine of a life sentence.

If you release someone from prison who was sentenced to life imprisonment, the person seeking the release must take the place of the person they are releasing.

Otherwise, what was the purpose of the original sentence? Criminal justice becomes folly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)

253 Wow... yup... but does he have Minions?
Posted by: Thornton Melon, Valedictorian at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (oHd/0)
---
Not counting the one on his neck? ...

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

254 Detroit News endorses Republican Tudor Dixon

Gustavo Portela
@gusportela

Huge endorsement.

Democrats have taken Michiganders for granted these last four years. Small businesses have shuttered, kids fell behind and things are extremely expensive bc of their actions.
@TudorDixon
will fix things and get our state back on track!

https://tinyurl.com/2srdmtab

Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

255 The most generous interpretation is that he meant it in the same way that a commanding officer or company executive might tell the wife of a new hire, "welcome to the company!"

That said, I don't believe it for a second. People around him have been discussing replacing Fetterman with his wife after he wins.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (wmDcS)

256 The lump is a bomb that will blow his head off if he spills the beans.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (1Cyit)

257 Looks like homeschooling if not a religious private school for me

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:10 PM (8Qoxs)

Homeschooling is not difficult. Just time consuming. Check out Classical Conversations program. Otherwise, I have some thoughts on particular curricula.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (yHsuS)

258 My theory is that the only reason Despicable Me was made was to market the Minions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (PTVZy)

259 Huh.

I just realized that Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption are different movies.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (em09h)

260 You'll get Uwe Boll or John Waters remakes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:11 PM (ppBhU)
---
Can you say "co-production"?

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

261 We can't elect someone who is a fraud, is disabled, and would not be able to perform the duties of the office.

Or, am I being too obtuse?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Y/xfm)

262 Fetterman would be a bigger asset to the GOP than Oz would. We'll probably get "our guy" in there, but much like every other Pennsylvania Republican, we'll regret it as soon as he's sworn in.

Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (CEh/e)

263 Fetterman needs to murder someone so he can be Down For The Struggle.

Otherwise he and his Growth are just posers.

Posted by: torabora at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Y274z)

264 Detroit News endorses Republican Tudor Dixon


She has a great body.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (VaSD4)

265 Ace, you should make your own greeting card factory. Even your own genre of cards like, Thank you for a wonderful blow job.
Send one to that French fuck.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (SzEgZ)

266 The Green Mile was originally released as 6 novelettes.

And is probably one of Kings best works and is pretty much what is captured in The Film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022


***
Exactly. King wanted to tell a serial story, one part to be released each month the way Dickens's novels once appeared in magazines, or the way pulp SF novels used to do. So each section has a good hook to keep you ready to buy the next installment.

The same director, Frank Darabont, did both Green Mile and Shawshank -- along with Rob Reiner, one of the few directors who've actually captured the spirit of a King story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (J2vNu)

267 Homeschooling is not difficult. Just time consuming. Check out Classical Conversations program. Otherwise, I have some thoughts on particular curricula.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,

-

It isn't a bad idea to have a homeschool thread ever few months, especially considering what's coming now.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (em09h)

268 Dem Rep. Jim Clyburn Admits Democrats “Knew” Inflation Would Result From Their Big Spending…

-
So more evil than stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

269 I really liked the Shawshank Reduction.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 20, 2022 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

270 Even when The Zombie COULD speak, all he'd do is scream at people at the top of his lungs, trying to use his size to intimidate people.

Posted by: XTC at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

271 The Governor and Secretary of State rule over voting rules to whatever they want, that's what happened in Pa in 2020 and will in2024 if Shapiro wins.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (xhxe8)

272 The real reason Uncle Festerman hasn't done a debate, afraid that the lump will open out and a thousand baby spiders come out on live TV.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (u4CEu)

273 I suggest he take a ride in a tank in front of the assembled press.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, I LOLed.

Don't forget the helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 20, 2022 02:42 PM (ufFY

and a second helmet for the lump...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 20, 2022 03:15 PM (WhsXQ)

274 For diversity's sake, we need to find out what percentage of Americans are competent enough to do the job of a Senator.

And then only allow that % as Senators. Otherwise, that's just ableism.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:16 PM (krQz2)

275 258 My theory is that the only reason Despicable Me was made was to market the Minions.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (PTVZy)

first one... I don't think so... but they saw how popular the Minions were, which is the only reason there was Desp Me 2 and 3... and Minions... and they sure cashed in at Disneyland quick with the ride.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

276 From IMDB Trivia section:

According to one of the featurettes on the DVD, Stephen King called this film the single most faithful adaptation of his work.

The reason Stephen King serialized "The Green Mile" was a deliberate response to fans who flipped to the end of his books, something his mother used to do. Publishing it in installments meant that fans would have to wait for the last installment to find out the ending. King wrote each one with its own miniature climax, but even he admitted he did not have a clue how the story would end.

Fifteen mice were used in the movie. Each spent months being trained to do different tricks.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (yikp0)

277 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (yHsuS)

Email in the nic. Not getting my kids these clot shots for public school.

Fuck that and fuck all these people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8Qoxs)

278 I can't move past the fact that he describes someone convicted of felony murder as someone who "caught a charge"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8FjjU)

279 >>The lump is a bomb that will blow his head off if he spills the beans.

The lump is actually where the alien that controls Fetterman's body lives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

280 My wife's take is that this is no gaffe. This is Joe saying the quiet part out loud.

He probably overheard the real decision-makers of the politburo talk about his wife replacing him once "he" is elected. And simply expressed what he knew.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)
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That would be consistent with most of his unscripted "gaffes" where the White House immediately corrects the record that he doesn't speak for the White House or The Presidency.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (3FPmx)

281 You just know Fetterman wears a clip-on tie. The lump will not be choked out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (z+OQR)

282 Defeat ableism. Vote Incompetent.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)

283 a deliberate response to fans who flipped to the end of his books

What kind of savage does this?

The kind who belong in institutions for the criminally insane.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (ppBhU)

284 264 Detroit News endorses Republican Tudor Dixon

She has a great body.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (VaSD4)

Clearly in the interest of ... uh... full disclosure... she needs to publish some Bikini pics!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (oHd/0)

285 "Harmony . . . has minions???"
( -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, breaking up with laughter at the notion that former high school Mean Girl Harmony is now an evil vampire to be reckoned with)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (J2vNu)

286 ...its own miniature climax,
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Just like Fetterman with Gisele now!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (yikp0)

287 Email in the nic. Not getting my kids these clot shots for public school.

Fuck that and fuck all these people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8Qoxs)

I'll send something in a bit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (yHsuS)

288 Democrats are always so full of themselves whenever they talk about how dumb republican voters are for choosing people like Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yet MJT looks like a bona fide genius compared to some of the physical and mental invalids the Left think's should represent them in congress.

Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (CEh/e)

289 Defeat ableism. Vote Incompetent.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)
++++
*snort*

Well done

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (b6YLE)

290 There will be 100,000 mail in ballots from "Mickey Mouse" in PA this year because the mail in ballot request is the same form as the voter registration. It is designed so that a ballot is mailed before the registration is verified.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (8FjjU)

291 The lump is a bomb that will blow his head off if he spills the beans.

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They were going to drop him into New York, but the plans changed.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (krQz2)

292 Detroit News is a pretty conservative newspaper. Its no WAPO/NYTs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:19 PM (LQjWA)

293 262 Fetterman would be a bigger asset to the GOP than Oz would. We'll probably get "our guy" in there, but much like every other Pennsylvania Republican, we'll regret it as soon as he's sworn in.
Posted by: SMFH at October 20, 2022 03:13 PM (CEh/e)

"You talkin' to us?" - Arlen Spector, Pat Toomey.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

294 >>The reason Stephen King serialized "The Green Mile" was a deliberate response to fans who flipped to the end of his books, something his mother used to do.

Which is stupid because one thing all of King's novels has in common is the endings suck. He spends a thousand pages weaving very intricate plots and then just gives up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)

295 282 Defeat ableism. Vote Incompetent.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:18 PM (krQz2)

My theory on the Biden Admin... from Pete Booty... to Adm. Tranny... to the VP... hell, even the Precedent...

The Deep State has selected the most INCOMPETENT people they can, to be in charge... so... no one is actually in charge OF them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

296 If I were Imperator, I would make a decree that no person could serve as a Senator who was ever a lawyer.

Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2022 03:20 PM (gmo/4)

297 Daughter #2 isn't getting the clot shot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (RfgGG)

298 Like most people here - I just don't get John Fetterman. Why would anyone vote for this brain damaged goon?

Forget policies - is he showing up to the senate with a goatee, tattoos, in a hoodie? How is he expected to actually do his job? he seemingly can't speak or think properly?

Do these idiots even know what a senator actually does?

Dr. Oz - whatever - he's articulate, well mannered, appropriately dressed, etc. I suspect he's pretty damn intelligent. He has an inspiring story.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (+DS2f)

299 But they still deny US Spec Forces troops are not in Ukraine... even though that is EXACTLY what the Green Berets were created to do... help indigenous troops fight off a common enemy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)
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I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)

300 The lump is actually where the alien that controls Fetterman's body lives.
Posted by: JackStraw

like Krang the villain from Mutant Turtles?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (Y/xfm)

301 I refuse to participate in the "Biden's brain is fine" game.

It's like the trans bullshit. Or pronouns. I will not participate.

Take your crazy and shove it up your ass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (DcKNO)

302 Which is stupid because one thing all of King's novels has in common is the endings suck. He spends a thousand pages weaving very intricate plots and then just gives up.

Once you've defeated an extradimensional sentient spider with a child orgy in a sewer, it's hard to come up with a better ending when the spider reappears.

Posted by: Stephen King at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (ppBhU)

303 Which is stupid because one thing all of King's novels has in common is the endings suck. He spends a thousand pages weaving very intricate plots and then just gives up.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022


***
Salem's Lot, the early vampire novel, has a top-notch ending, as is the climactic battle in Firestarter. And Dead Zone winds up brilliantly as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

304 What bothers me about shashank and green mile is that kids think it is "deep". They seem to love the endings and think they have deep insight into humanity.

I think they are cheap throwaway fantasy about things and people that never could exist. If you want deep, you have to work a bit harder. To me, they are sophomoric, as is most of the shit Morgan Freeman quotes around the net. He is like an 8th grader's philosopher. Do better, world. Do bettter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 03:22 PM (WCzQY)

305 The Green Mile was a dull, meandering, shit-covered, badly-written attempt to brazenly capitalize on the appeal of Shawshank.

Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (h5TKJ)

306 "Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died"

I'd vote death penalty on that one. Who wouldn't?

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (24fqN)

307 I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)

Yeah, because the American people don't have the Right to know what our Government is doing... even if they are potentially starting a Nuclear War.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (oHd/0)

308 I'm waiting for Fetterman to do a Bible Commentary. Might be even better than Groot's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

309 >>like Krang the villain from Mutant Turtles?

I was thinking of the alien in Men in Black but that works too.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ZLI7S)

310 And King's 11/22/63 (one of the great time-travel novels) winds up exactly the way it should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

311 I can't move past the fact that he describes someone convicted of felony murder as someone who "caught a charge"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:17 PM (8FjjU)

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Exactly how psychopathic serial criminals think: they're victims of cruel, crue, unjust fate for having gotten caught -- but secure in the knowledge that the legal system here now punishes victims and rewards criminals, affirming and incentivizing future criminal behavior.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LUkVY)

312 Do these idiots even know what a senator actually does?
==
I firmly believe that people don't make fun of Pennsylvania enough. I mean W.Va takes a lot of grief. Why should Pennsylvania get off so easy?

Posted by: I'm just sayin at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (rmc8Z)

313 Even though I'm no Dr Oz fan, hone would think a non-political person would easily prefer him to Fetterman.

Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)

314 306 "Red cut the brake line on his wife's car for insurance money. She had a neighbor & her infant daughter in the car when they crashed & died"

I'd vote death penalty on that one. Who wouldn't?

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (24fqN)

If I were I juror I would. then again in places like Norway, you can only get up to 21 years in prison, like that feller that killed all those people.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

315 The movie, I should clarify. I haven't read either Shawshank or The Green Mile books. I think I read twenty pages of It once and have never had the desire to read anything more by Stephen King.

Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (h5TKJ)

316 So Fettermans lump and his hump will really be in charge in the Senate?

Good to know. So happy the Dems are the party of the smart people and value education.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (haWye)

317 Shawshank was a Steven King story (not novel). Everyone forgets that. I read it before seeing the movie and liked both.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (1SZTl)

318 Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?
Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)

He spent too much time in orbit around Planet Oprah, so the Right really does not trust him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (oHd/0)

319 It's an Edgar suit!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (QYPq3)

320 Once you've defeated an extradimensional sentient spider with a child orgy in a sewer, it's hard to come up with a better ending when the spider reappears.
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🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (yikp0)

321 Could you train Lump to be a tight end?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (LQjWA)

322 I guess if a brain damaged Senator is great for the left I can't wait for them to agitate for blind surgeons. I mean how ableist can you be?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (oeVy+)

323 Clearly in the interest of ... uh... full disclosure... she needs to publish some Bikini pics!
Posted by: Romeo13


I concur. Should be a minimum requirement when seeking office.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (VaSD4)

324 313 Even though I'm no Dr Oz fan, hone would think a non-political person would easily prefer him to Fetterman.

Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)

Philadelphia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

325 Fetterman cannot speak. He's unfit for office. Why are the dems pretending otherwise? They couldn't find ANY other candidate??

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (DcKNO)

326 I suspect that Oz's problem is more about establishment Republicans not liking Trump. But they appear to be coming home in the final weeks, and he's put in the work to win them over.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (wmDcS)

327 Today is the 45th anniversary of the Lynrd Skynyrd plane crash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (RfgGG)

328
She shaves her pubic region to look like a hammer and sickle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VaSD4)
++++
If that isn't already a thing in some "adult film" or another, I'd be shocked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 20, 2022 03:08 PM


From what I understand, porn actresses are very much 'free market' types and engage in such personal grooming as necessary to entice the largest viewing audience possible. Hardwood is definitely a thing. From what I've heard.

There are no commies under the bed when the 'actress' is pulling a couple thousand bucks an hour, while her person of opposite gender is lucky to get half that amount.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (y3pKJ)

329 I concur. Should be a minimum requirement when seeking office.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (VaSD4)
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You got it, baby

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (b6YLE)

330 "Yeah, because the American people don't have the Right to know what our Government is doing... even if they are potentially starting a Nuclear War."

When nuke war happens, nobody will know for sure who started it, and nobody will believe any official explanation or casus belli.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (24fqN)

331 CDC JUST VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ADD COVID VACCINES TO CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE.

15-0 VOTE

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)

332 >>>Shawshank was a Steven King story (not novel). Everyone forgets that. I read it before seeing the movie and liked both.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022 03:25 PM (1SZTl)

How does everyone forget it when it says at the very beginning "Based on a Short Story by Stephen King"?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (QYPq3)

333 327 Today is the 45th anniversary of the Lynrd Skynyrd plane crash.
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Ewww that smell...

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (LQjWA)

334 331 CDC JUST VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ADD COVID VACCINES TO CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE.

15-0 VOTE
Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)

CDC votes to kill our children... good to know...

Oh... crap... reminds me... need to clean the guns...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (oHd/0)

335 Fetterman cannot speak. He's unfit for office. Why are the dems pretending otherwise? They couldn't find ANY other candidate??
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (DcKNO)


People underestimate the damage Obama did to the party. Those thousand seats across all levels that were lost during his administration represent a lot of rising democrats who were pushed out of politics. What you're left with are the Old Guard (Pelosi, Schumer, etc.) who are in safe blue seats, and the young activist class.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (wmDcS)

336 331 CDC JUST VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ADD COVID VACCINES TO CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE.

15-0 VOTE

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Hucnr)

Their children first

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

337 I suppose most Fetterman supporters are just reflexively supporting the D. Perhaps a few semi-rational supporters think "Well the senate aides do all the real work, the figurehead only has to be able to press the correct button on votes"

I hope more actual voters are like me and don't answer random calls and hang up on any telemarketers or survey takers.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (3cGpq)

338 Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:24 PM (jwfEl)

No worries. His recipe for crudite really caught the pulse of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (vN+oL)

339 Shawshank was a Steven King story (not novel). Everyone forgets that. I read it before seeing the movie and liked both.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 20, 2022


***
The collection Different Seasons (King's best work, I think) has "Shawshank," "The Body" (made as Stand By Me), "Apt Pupil" (also filmed), and "The Breathing Method," a supernatural story that hasn't been filmed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (J2vNu)

340 @305

>>The Green Mile was a dull, meandering, shit-covered, badly-written attempt to brazenly capitalize on the appeal of Shawshank.

Except The Shawshank Redemption is grounded in a reality where as The Green Mile is fantasy film that touches on aspects of the supernatural and weaves into it Coffey's ability to "Shine" ala Danny from The Shining, the only connective tissue is both take place in a prison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (up/3i)

341 But they still deny US Spec Forces troops are not in Ukraine... even though that is EXACTLY what the Green Berets were created to do... help indigenous troops fight off a common enemy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)
==
I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM


Just a reminder, this is exactly how we started to get involved in Vietnam, a war that left 67,000 Americans dead. It's good to question what our government is doing because their track record sucks.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (bVYXr)

342 If the wife of my skinsuit rides my lumpwang to victory and becomes the next Imelda Marcos, America's makeup manufacturers will send her millions of dollars worth of eyebrow grooming products as tribute.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (oINRc)

343 312 Do these idiots even know what a senator actually does?
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I firmly believe that people don't make fun of Pennsylvania enough. I mean W.Va takes a lot of grief. Why should Pennsylvania get off so easy?
Posted by: I'm just sayin at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (rmc8Z)

Give Philadelphia to New Jersey and like half of this stupidity vanishes overnight.

Posted by: XTC at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

344 I haven't seen Morgan Freeman in many things, but he always seems the same to me, even when the scripts are different. He sounds the same. He looks the same. Maybe I havent' seen him in enough things to establish whether he's actually a good actor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (vH/6k)

345 So figure the odds that I run into an educator at the post office that we have not seen since we moved.

And within 30 seconds, the conversation is politics.

Dude could pass for a Moron.

Informed on topics that used to only be known by political junkies like us.

There is an anger in Maryland, and it's from the right.
And it's pervasive.

Posted by: VIA, I Support Same Sex Locker Rooms, and Mixed Sex Marriage at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (uLr+K)

346 "Fetterman cannot speak"

He's more articulate and coherent than Biden is.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (24fqN)

347 When nuke war happens, nobody will know for sure who started it, and nobody will believe any official explanation or casus belli.
====
Somebody over there did something, now you have 10 minutes to get to your basements. Stay there for two weeks.

Posted by: The Emergency Broadcast System at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (rmc8Z)

348 >>Why can't Oz close this? Is there something people hate about him? His accent? What is it?

Take a look at the PA electorate. Fetterman didn't just emerge from a pod before the election. He is the Lt Governor of the state and he beat Connor Lamb in the primary by 25 points.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

349 337 I suppose most Fetterman supporters are just reflexively supporting the D. Perhaps a few semi-rational supporters think "Well the senate aides do all the real work, the figurehead only has to be able to press the correct button on votes"

I hope more actual voters are like me and don't answer random calls and hang up on any telemarketers or survey takers.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (3cGpq)

You could pick a random rock, add a lump, call it a Dem, and they'd vote for it. Not much difference here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

350 I'm certain we have people in there. But to say it would be dumb. To complain about them not saying it is a bit silly.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 20, 2022 03:21 PM (xWZcb)


Special Forces and SOCOM have been a disaster for the US military and foreign policy. That, and the CIA. Eliminate them all.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (wmDcS)

351 331 CDC JUST VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ADD COVID VACCINES TO CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE.

15-0 VOTE
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Just inform the mommas of America that Dems have a death wish for their kids. No testing and results what so ever but, yeah, mandatory vax to enter public schools and then have your genitals mutilated. Go Team Blue!

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (LQjWA)

352 He spent too much time in orbit around Planet Oprah, so the Right really does not trust him.
Posted by: Romeo13

I suspect that Oz's problem is more about establishment Republicans not liking Trump. But they appear to be coming home in the final weeks, and he's put in the work to win them over.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
___

Both of these can't be right.

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (jwfEl)

353
How does everyone forget it when it says at the very beginning "Based on a Short Story by Stephen King"?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 20, 2022


***
Because most people pay no attention at all to credits.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

354 I'm waiting for Fetterman to do a Bible Commentary. Might be even better than Groot's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

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Fetterman & French, the self-anointed Lucifer & Jesus of our time!

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (LUkVY)

355 "I haven't seen Morgan Freeman in many things"

He's been in a lot of things.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (24fqN)

356 327 Today is the 45th anniversary of the Lynrd Skynyrd plane crash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2022 03:26 PM (RfgGG)

Steve Buscemi's character's quote from Con Air: "Define irony: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

357 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:28 PM (3cGpq)

If I were a lib I'd vote for Fetterman. You are voting for the team, not the candidate.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (vN+oL)

358 If Oz wins, does it mean the union braintrust in PA has attained the border-line deficiency IQ level? Up from complete fucking imbeciles?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:31 PM (VaSD4)

359 I'm waiting for Fetterman to do a Bible Commentary.
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If Fetterman then, your Lord and Teacher, has washed his lump, you also ought to wash his lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 20, 2022 03:31 PM (oINRc)

360 Con Air > Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (24fqN)

361 Take a look at the PA electorate. Fetterman didn't just emerge from a pod before the election. He is the Lt Governor of the state and he beat Connor Lamb in the primary by 25 points.
Posted by: JackStraw
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And yet this is a seat occupied by a Republican and Trump won it in 2016 and barely lost it in 2020.

It's a classic "purple state" in a really bad year for Democrats against a guy that's clearly mentally disabled.

Shouldn't be that hard to win here.

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (jwfEl)

362 What was that supposed comedy with Demi Moore and Chevy Chase where they get stranded with that creepy family in PA? Fetterman would fit right in that movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (PTVZy)

363 He's been in a lot of things.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at October 20, 2022 03:30 PM (24fqN)

Yes, and I haven't seen them which I why I said I probably don't have enough material to judge whether he's an actor capable of doing different roles well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (vH/6k)

364 Maybe I havent' seen him in enough things to establish whether he's actually a good actor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (vH/6k)

Morgan Freeman only plays the part of Morgan Freeman.
That should explain everything.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 20, 2022 03:33 PM (1DgE4)

365 What was that supposed comedy with Demi Moore and Chevy Chase where they get stranded with that creepy family in PA? Fetterman would fit right in that movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:32 PM (PTVZy)


Nothing But Trouble

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (wmDcS)

366 Morgan Freeman only plays the part of Morgan Freeman.
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Motherf***ker has no range, unlike me.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)

367 Fetterman should take a page from the 70s and market the Pet Lump.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (PTVZy)

368 Shouldn't be that hard to win here.

Probably wouldn't be, with a better candidate. How much daylight is there really between what Oz believes and would vote for, and what Lump believes and would vote for? Penn voters don't see much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

369 Bartender!
A Brandy Manhattan for me, and a beer for the Lump.

Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (z9V4B)

370 You could pick a random rock, add a lump, call it a Dem, and they'd vote for it. Not much difference here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

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My entire adult life I've been saying that you could run a Turnip for POTUS, and most D's would vote for it -- and Biden proved me right.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (3NPRE)

371 Fetterman should take a page from the 70s and market the Pet Lump.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022


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Where is the "Applause" icon when you really need it --?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 20, 2022 03:35 PM (J2vNu)

372 Morgan Freeman did bang his wife's granddaughter and she later killed her self

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (4mVI1)

373 I've never understood the appeal of Stephen King horror novels. I just don't see how stories that could never ever possibly happen in real life can be scary.

Oh and The Green Mile absolutely sucked.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (Bb6Eh)

374 Morgan Freeman only plays the part of Morgan Freeman.
That should explain everything.
Posted by: Somewhere South

correction. Morgan Freeman's voice only plays the part of Morgan Freeman's voice.

Morgan Freeman just follows it around looking stupid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (WCzQY)

375 “Libertarian candidate Erik Gerhardt came in at about 2%.”

As always, libertarians act as the shock troops for their liberal masters.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (ai2Yq)

376 re 357: Well I still think like an independent voter. Maybe more so since I decided the commies had full control of the DNC so paying more attention at caucus and primary levels to try to get a better R candidate was the only hope for the country. But if I feel like the GOPe is humiliating me with their choice, I vote for some tiny 3rd party candidate in protest.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (3cGpq)

377 Knowing that The Green Mile is the absolute peak of what Stephen King could hork up makes me feel even better about not ever having slogged through one of his books.

Posted by: spindrift at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (h5TKJ)

378 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (4mVI1)

Wut

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (8Qoxs)

379 372 Morgan Freeman did bang his wife's granddaughter and she later killed her self
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 20, 2022 03:36 PM (4mVI1)

Presidential material, right there!!!

Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Vr12I)

380 CDC JUST VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ADD COVID VACCINES TO CHILDHOOD VACCINE SCHEDULE.

15-0 VOTE


Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:29 PM (LQjWA)
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Myocarditis, the other white meat.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)

381 I haven't seen Morgan Freeman in many things, but he always seems the same to me, even when the scripts are different. He sounds the same.

He's a John Wayne kind of actor, not a huge amount of range, but effective and interesting on screen every time. He's not a great actor but he is very entertaining. At this point Samuel Jackson is the same way. He used to have a lot more range and acted but how he basically plays the same guy in every role, but with a different look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)

382 >>And yet this is a seat occupied by a Republican and Trump won it in 2016 and barely lost it in 2020.


>>It's a classic "purple state" in a really bad year for Democrats against a guy that's clearly mentally disabled.

>>Shouldn't be that hard to win here.

Fetterman was way ahead and now the race is tied if not Oz with a small lead. He's a first time candidate who had a tough primary that was extremely close but over the last month or so he's clearly gaining momentum and Fetterman is being exposed.

And Biden won the state in 2020 not Trump even if it was largely done by cheating. The other Senator is a Democrat and so is the Governor.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

383 Morgan Freeman did bang his wife's granddaughter and she later killed her self
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So he's no Woody Allen.

Posted by: is that what you're saying? at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (MjGfk)

384 "Apt Pupil" (also filmed)

Apt Pupil is available on Prime right now. I rewatched it the other day. It's decent, holds up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (ppBhU)

385 Probably wouldn't be, with a better candidate. How much daylight is there really between what Oz believes and would vote for, and what Lump believes and would vote for? Penn voters don't see much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And that's what makes this so frustrating.

I could understand Trump getting involved if say he was trying to avoid a RINO candidate getting the nom. But it accomplished the opposite.

Still, one would think a squishy Republican type would do well in a state like PA.

Usually the problem is someone is too stridently conservative and its not a good match for the electorate.

Posted by: Blago at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (jwfEl)

386 Bartender!
A Brandy Manhattan for me, and a beer for the Lump.

Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (z9V4B)

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Knot ... Chaser!

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:38 PM (3NPRE)

387
I have a definite two week supply of wine in my wine/bomb shelter. Biden voters? I think not. Ground zero is definitely not conducive to wine aging with the proper 'finish'.

Perhaps they could vote with the proper appreciation of the risks of voting for a person of dementia?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2022 03:39 PM (y3pKJ)

388 They tried to make a promotional novelty bobblehead of John Fetterman for his campaign but the Lump kept tipping it over.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 20, 2022 03:39 PM (z+OQR)

389 Casting detritus:

In "Green Mile," Barry Pepper plays a character called Dean Stanton, and Harry Dean Stanton also is cast in the picture.

In "True Grit" Barry Pepper plays Ned Pepper.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (+R5dc)

390 Now, here's an actor-sadly no longer alive who had a lot of range-Alan Rickman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (vH/6k)

391 Radio propaganda has been pushing the flu vaccine hard past couple days for anybody over 6 months old. Is this some related momentum of stupidity from the clot shot or is this prepping people to get used to people getting whatever vax the govt orders.


Sucks it has come to this but I now automatically assume everything I hear from the media and govt. is lies and/or has an agenda.

Posted by: Ripley at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (MxEKc)

392 I'm a Yaphet Kotto man , myself

Posted by: REDACTED at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (us2H3)

393 I've enjoyed numerous Stephen King novels. Good entertainment.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (BdMk6)

394 I could understand Trump getting involved if say he was trying to avoid a RINO candidate getting the nom. But it accomplished the opposite.


The alternative was an establishment Republican loyal to McConnell, and based on AZ and GA in 2020, I doubt he would have performed better than Oz is performing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (wmDcS)

395 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IF DOUG MASTRIANO WINS THE GOVERNORSHIP IN PA HE WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT HE DID AS A STATE SENATOR, WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (VaSD4)

396 389 Casting detritus:

In "Green Mile," Barry Pepper plays a character called Dean Stanton, and Harry Dean Stanton also is cast in the picture.

In "True Grit" Barry Pepper plays Ned Pepper.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 20, 2022 03:40 PM (+R5dc)

Little known roles as Sgt. Pepper and Dr. Pepper. The early years.

Posted by: kraken at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)

397 "Alan Rickman."

Dude could do a 'startled face' better than anyone else.

Posted by: VIA, I Support Same Sex Locker Rooms, and Mixed Sex Marriage at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (uLr+K)

398 Fetterman is a man that would be much improved by having a tail.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:41 PM (sVfvf)

399 I'll admit it: I would probably pay to hear Dolly Parton sing "Free Bird." Suspect there is something there she could bring out.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (x61Im)

400 132 77 ...

2. Did the lump have it's own collar and buttons?
...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 20, 2022 02:44 PM (WCzQY)

It needs a little top hat and bow tie. Anyone know what the lump is dressing up as for Halloween?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 02:47 PM (yHsuS)
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And a monocle. Don't forget the monocle.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2022 02:54 PM (uPgE/)
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The Lump should play a Mini-Me - like the one that hung out with Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (9miN6)

401 At this point Samuel Jackson is the same way. He used to have a lot more range and acted but how he basically plays the same guy in every role, but with a different look.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)
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John Fetterman's lump might have been the inspiration for Mace Window in the prequels, though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

402 The flu shot this year is rough. Breakbone muscle pains. I honestly would have rather had the flu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (8FjjU)

403 Fetterwoman is up there with whatever idiot in the Senate closed their prayer with "A-Woman."

I think about that all the time. It is so stupid that it's beyond my ability to describe how utterly stupid it is.

Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

404 I've read a couple of Kings books but all I remember is Salem's Lot. Read that as a teenager.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (sVfvf)

405 Doesn't Fetterman realize he doesn't need a running mate for Senate?

Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

406 I do believe this Joe Bin guy is doing a good job. Don't hear much about him in the news.

However, Joe Biden (PINO) sucks Moose Dicks better then VP CumDumpster when it comes to running the USA....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (PYJJG)

407 HE WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT HE DID AS A STATE SENATOR, WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Good. We need elected officials to do more nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (8FjjU)

408 NOOD, you filthy, diseased animals!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (ppBhU)

409 Not sure that it's a bad thing politically that just now the establishment has decided to vaccinate everybody's kids.

Most parents I know are livid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2022 03:43 PM (uLr+K)

410 The PA gopes will do more to work with Shapiro than they would Mastriano.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (8FjjU)

411 I just watched a podcast with Chris Nilan interviewing Don Cherry.
It got me thinking that politics would be improved by bench clearing brawls.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (eGTCV)

412 People underestimate the damage Obama did to the party. Those thousand seats across all levels that were lost during his administration represent a lot of rising democrats who were pushed out of politics. What you're left with are the Old Guard (Pelosi, Schumer, etc.) who are in safe blue seats, and the young activist class.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2022 03:27 PM (wmDcS)

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Huh, hadn't thought about his impact on the party.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (DcKNO)

413 My entire adult life I've been saying that you could run a Turnip for POTUS, and most D's would vote for it -- and Biden proved me right.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 20, 2022 03:34 PM (3NPRE)

You were ahead of the curve, or at least ahead of the curve that I was on. I was genuinely shocked in 2012, less so 2008. Even 2016 had me baffled that so many can support a bollard-flopping side of beef.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (yHsuS)

414 I never understood the appeal of Shawshank. Guy goes to prison. Guy gets assraped (the short story goes into great detail on this part). Guy makes prison buddy. Guy breaks out and teleports to Mexico. The End.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (1Cyit)

415 At some point, all actors simply play different variations on themselves.

Except for Daniel Day Lewis and early-to-middle career Gary Oldman those guys are freaking chameleons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2022 03:44 PM (up/3i)

416 Fetterman's hand sign person has an easy job.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (VaSD4)

417 I am not getting the flu shot this year because I don't put it past them to add the GMO mRNA to it to get us that avoided the Clot Shot.

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they aren't actually out to get you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

418 November 6, 2022
BREAKING NEWS:

Biden declares Nuclear War on Russia and says the elections must be cancelled for the sake of saving America... The Strategic Oil Reserves are completely drained to fight this war and bring down gas prices to $10/Gallon....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:45 PM (PYJJG)

419 I think about that all the time. It is so stupid that it's beyond my ability to describe how utterly stupid it is.

If I were God I would have burst him into flames on the spot. Its probably a good thing that I am not God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2022 03:46 PM (Ivdso)

420 402: I used to get a flu shot every several years, not regularly. After the the covid vaccine lunacy I wont get a flu shot until I need to go into assisted living or something and they make it mandatory. Maybe I'll be lucky and never have to do the group care thing.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (3cGpq)

421 Morgan Freeman was good in Driving Miss Daisy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (PTVZy)

422 “It doesn’t often happen that Democrats appear to be writing off a district that Presidentish Joe Biden won in 2020 by nine points, to shore up a district that Biden won by 13 points.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:47 PM (Ksv3v)

423 Only one time did I agree with Obama and that is when he said "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to muck things up"...

I wish America would have followed his advice....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:48 PM (PYJJG)

424 The Strategic Oil Reserves are completely drained to fight this war and bring down gas prices to $10/Gallon....
==
Noop! Sorry, no gas for you. You need to have a special card to buy it and it is only available at specified distribution centers, for limited times, if you are a party member.

Posted by: don't underestimate Joes Ability to Fcuk things up at October 20, 2022 03:48 PM (MAfLO)

425 Whoa…. No doubt who wears the strap on in the Fetterwoman household. Didn’t I see her on the cover of “Skank Monthly”? She was claiming to be Mother of all Skanks! I think she’s right!

Posted by: Xtranon at October 20, 2022 03:49 PM (Sl2t+)

426 If 10-and-up is the Democrats’ new firewall, they’re in bigger trouble than even I imagined.

Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:49 PM (Ksv3v)

427 Fetterman has not had the "Tissue Mass" removed because he believes it has rights also. After all, Doesn't a woman (Or in his case a manly man with Tattoos and a Hoodie) have the right to make decisions about their bodies (Except COVID Shots) ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:53 PM (PYJJG)

428 In a letter released by Fetterman’s team, Dr. Clifford Chen [a donor] said Fetterman has "significantly improved" following his stroke and "can work full duty in public office."

… talk about low expectations

Posted by: SMOD at October 20, 2022 03:53 PM (Ksv3v)

429 428 In a letter released by Fetterman’s team, Dr. Clifford Chen [a donor] said Fetterman has "significantly improved" following his stroke and "can work full duty in public office."

Fetterman Sitting in Captain Pikes Chair responded with "One Beep" to that question...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2022 03:55 PM (PYJJG)

430 So that's the plan, huh. Carry him across the finish line so Corrupt Josh Shapiro can appoint his wife to be Senator for the Marxist Democrats.
Shame on the levels that Marxists will stoop to. Fetterman would never have gotten elected if not for early voting. Now, AG Shapiro is ignoring the US Supreme Court and allowing PA Marxists to stuff the ballot boxes with fake ballots.

Posted by: william ferrin at October 20, 2022 04:22 PM (2xPd4)

431 In the movie, the only thing we know about Red is that he committed a stupid crime in his youth (his words). That's purposefully done so we are sympathetic to him. Had they revealed more details of his crime we might have wanted him to remain in prison. He wasn't even equipped to be on the outside. Brooks killed himself, and Red would have too or committed another crime to go back in because he was "institutionalized." If Andy wasn't his friend, he would have had no means to survive on the outside. The whole comparison is sophistry, designed to gaslight you into thinking the pardons were all for regretful, reformed men. Idiotic.

Posted by: Lex at October 20, 2022 04:58 PM (KhUbk)

432 It is simple. Festerman gets elected... Gets worse... And his one-time illegal alien,spouse gets the seat... and is able to run as the incumbent and accuse her opponent of being sexist and racist.

If she's in the mix for the seat, she is fair game on the campaign trail today.

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at October 20, 2022 05:24 PM (hXVWU)

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