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Open Thread: Karine Jean-Pierre Has Nothing For You On That
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 01:42 PM (a5OGE)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 01:42 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 01:42 PM (a5OGE)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 01:42 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 10, 2022 01:42 PM (uTrz1)
It is being reported that a Russian missile has landed right next to a large civilian building where Samsung’s R&D office is located in Kyiv, Ukraine
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Too mentally challenged.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: Candidus at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (2GTzp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sergeant Schultz at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (UuD2k)
No can do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM
Are you referencing Karine, Sarah, or Mary Anne?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (9qSw/)
___
She may not know, but I do.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (a5OGE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Not even the promise of a reach around.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (NpAcC)
Steffy showing her nice butt in her brown jeans and boots. Yay.
KJP could scrub a large pipe with that hairdo.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher Columbus at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (T0jQj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (AsdHF)
Why of course he does. Just last week he was begging the west to Nuke Russia preemptively. Or attacking cities is hurrible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (bNf8H)
Wow
Posted by: Fuzzy Zoeller at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (QYPq3)
first person that says "she's kinda cute" goes full barrel
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM
Well, she's an improvement over Psaki, but so would a bumpy old log.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Little Feat at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Candidus
Africans settled America first! And the Egyptians were black! And jesus was black! And so was DaVinci!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: Sergeant Schultz at October 10, 2022 01:44 PM (AiZBA)
I've been watching Hogan's Heroes clips on YT, John Banner is hilarious
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (CwQXo)
Dear Karine Jean-Pierre,
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Christopher Columbus at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (T0jQj)
hold my sangria
Posted by: Cortez at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (Lzpvj)
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What about those Greek Homos?
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (4eKPg)
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She may not know, but I do.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (TO3l
When a man and a woman love each other very much, they want to get, um, "close" to each other, right?
My knowledge on non-Sparatii Cylinder cloning reproduction is pretty rusty, but I remember that part,
. Posted by: Thrawn at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (Rl7KJ)
No can do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
________________
I can go for just repeatin’
The same old lines
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (SIZS3)
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (MUpk6)
She's a black lesbian. Those are literally her credentials.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (zhLdt)
Some reporter should have the courage to ask her "what the people who can get Joe in trouble" think....
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (anj39)
wait
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)
Recusing myself, then. I dated way too many sorta cute lesbians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (kFrCu)
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So they're working for the IRS?
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (AsdHF)
Amazeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (up/3i)
She's a black lesbian. Those are literally her credentials.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland
Don't forget "immigrant" as well.
Posted by: Redd Waive at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: gnats
Give her 20 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (AsdHF)
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (NlFlr)
I've been on here too long today. This actually made sense to me.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:47 PM (oINRc)
Psaki was, at least, capable of bull-shitting. The new one just clams up.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (5Qjf9)
Are absolutely no credentials or job-related experience required for this Administration? For anyone, doing anything?
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (MUpk6)
LOL, there are no qualifications for PressSec. You stonewall (like this lady, or the ol' Psircle Back Gurl) 99% of the time. Then when ordered, you tell whatever big ol' whopping lie they've written up for you and the old man. As long as you can choke it out correctly, you're doing better than the dotard, and that's all that's needed from you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (up/3i)
I dated way too many sorta cute lesbians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards -
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Were they lesbians before you dated them?
Posted by: irright at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew
Were they lesbians before or after you started dating them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)
She is black, female, lesbian .... hard to be more qualified than that. (on the new scoring system). And short, that might another point.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (NlFlr)
I am SO going to do this the next time I have some M & Ms.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (us2H3)
Psaki was, at least, capable of bull-shitting. The new one just clams up.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (5Qjf9)
Her thing was just "circlin' back" all the time. Same shit, different day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (5Qjf9)
Well, someone said she is a lesbo, so...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (AsdHF)
As I understand it, Ivan the Terrible and Mao were both black. In fact, Ivan is only called "the Terrible" because of the pale-triarchy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (zhLdt)
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: fartclam-up twerking teacher at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew
Were they lesbians before or after you started dating them?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM (AsdHF)
MOSTLY...I didn't realize just how serious they were about girl sex. I just thought they were cute and asked them out. The weird part was how many said 'yes' to the date and then mentioned they were more into girls. So may have been me.
One I saw for a long time and she just got increasingly into girls and I saw the writing on the wall.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (zhLdt)
As a counter-point, Thomas Sowell is actually black and he's a national treasure. Pity so few people are aware of that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: Candidus at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (2GTzp)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)
Hence clams up
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (5Qjf9)
You have to love the donkey...
"Darth Santis needs Joe's wallet!"
You mean the federal budget?
"Yes he is national dad now"
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)
She looks like she was banished from Fraggle Rock.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (fymEp)
LOL
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Well, I have seen Ivan's death mask, and Mao's body, and neither looked anything other than what my history books said.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (lTGtQ)
"I would refer you to...."
"I would refer you to...."
"I would refer you to...."
There is no clearer proof that not only is Biden not in charge of the administration, but that the White House is not in charge of the Executive Branch.
Every department is going its own way because no one in the White House has authority to tell them "yea" or "nay" except the President. And Ron Klain is not the President.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (K58O6)
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (MUpk6)
Never knew he was Italian.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (NpAcC)
Judging by the way he writes, I would say he was from Central Italica.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (zhLdt)
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Rogan should have him on ASAP.
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (BDZWU)
Me: No, Italians still call it Columbus Day. And there's still a Columbus Day parade in NYC, as well as Columbus statue on Columbus Circle. As well as District of Columbia and Columbus Ohio...
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
Stacy is just knocking it out of the park lately with hilariously ignorant statements about pregnancy. I guess when you are desperate to defend murdering helpless, innocent babies, you get really stupid and crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (fymEp)
LOL
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (oINRc)
Nice.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (yHsuS)
I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Fraggle Rock. Came over on the Gayflower.
Posted by: KJP at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)
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I thought he was Druish.
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (BDZWU)
sit down son, listen girls like their joy button to go off....and no they are not REALLY "out shoe shopping" with the girls....
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (Lzpvj)
KJP is an idiot. She is in way over her head.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM -
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An idiot is perfect for the job. No cognitive dissonance. No remembering what they said yesterday. Just blissfully blathering today's BS.
Posted by: irright at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (SchQD)
>>Psaki was, at least, capable of bull-shitting. The new one just clams up.
She was smart in that she would take one question from a sycophant reporter and then would let Ducey ask a question so she could prevaricate and eat up as much time as possible and that would be that.
The only network that would show the dustup would be FOX, the rest would show the fawning question and Psaki was able to make her reservation at Spago DC lickitty split.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (up/3i)
I think Bill Whittle and the many commenters here who have said the same thing are right: nobody is in charge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (Ivdso)
https://tinyurl.com/3ywk43y8
It's pretty damn bad.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Candidus at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (2GTzp)
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But the 21st century has an addition.
Add +1 level for diversity.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Also, think long and hard about dating strippers....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:49 PM (zhLdt)
And she's not nearly so ugly as Groot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
She's not looking for pieces of cocaine at sunrise down there.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Amazeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 10, 2022 01:50 PM (up/3i)
Until recently, Russia has been showing tremendous restraint in the conflict despite the fact that Ukraine was pushing them back on all fronts. It's easier to remain in a war zone under those circumstances.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (zhLdt)
@IAPolls2022
38m
BREAKING: Nasdaq falls to 2-year low on Monday (-1.84%); S&P 500 lost 1.2%
NASDAQ is down 33% in 2022
S&P 500 is down 24.5% in 2022
Stock market losses have wiped out $11 TRILLION from Americans' wealth
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2022 01:51 PM
When it comes to getting things off of the top shelf, short is handicap-adjacent, so yeah.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (Ivdso)
She's got nothing on Harvard: trans in the womb.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)
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I thought he was Druish.
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 01:54 PM (BDZWU)
Funny. He doesn't look Druish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (XvPQV)
I am betting Native American and protesting Columbus Day.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
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Exactly, the politburo told Joey to stall while he spins in the wind.
KJP has to stall and act like she's answering questions--but because of diversity, she doesn't have to act as much like it as Hacki did.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223
When I was about eight, I did that with skittles. Well, not the letter thing - that is just weird.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (MUpk6)
Someone at Kalorama: "Pete, this thing is a fucking disaster. The entire primary is a circus, Harris is dead in the water, and the old man's eye just exploded during a debate. We need to clear a path for them, and everyone is getting out. Or else. Now what'll it be? The carrot or the stick? The media likes you, so we know it'll be expensive... how's a cabinet post sound?? Lady's choice."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (NpAcC)
Wait. Could 82 million American intelligent, well-informed voters possibly have been this wrong?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 01:52 PM (9qSw/)
Peanut
#ofcourse
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (AsdHF)
Steffy showing her nice butt in her brown jeans and boots. Yay.
KJP could scrub a large pipe with that hairdo.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (ufFY
wait, it looks like i missed something important. someone hook a brother up who had to work...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: brak at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM (j5Tg0)
I am betting Native American and protesting Columbus Day.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 01:56 PM (/qNGG)
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Just one more thing, his family name was Columbo.
There was a fascination with scientists and other great men to "latinate" their names. Thus "Columbus".
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (krQz2)
Kind of like the apartment from the movie Seven without the pine air fresheners but mango instead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: wth at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (v0R5T)
I heard the Eskimos deported the illegals to the south.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Cicero
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (NlFlr)
Anyone else 'pair up' their M&Ms so you're eating two different 'colors'?
I always feel like I've failed at snacking if I just grab a handful or eat two yellows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (XvPQV)
Today in honor of Columbus it is Pina Colada day!
//Ace's Gimp Janitor-Butler
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (IyrhE)
Several exist.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 10, 2022 02:00 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
After wandering around lost for 40 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:00 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (IyrhE)
Wait until the cutting-edge ice delivery services begin.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:00 PM (yHsuS)
I picture a Comadore 64 and guns. After that things get fuzzy.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (/qNGG)
what bodes ill for the racist Latinexes is that
1. LA Times put the story on blast
2. A credentialed Blacktivist is now organizing community support against her.
3. Activists showed up at her house, the recorded racist comments coming at her through megaphone
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (AsdHF)
Those damned pasty boyars!
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (B7Pbi)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (lTGtQ)
Do the Chicom's have Mao's pickled body on display like the Soviet's did Lenin and Stalin?
Bonus Robert W. Service poem:
https://tinyurl.com/25w3kmv6
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (OMloC)
We will wind up with either Tyrone or Juan....
left to their own devices they loathe one another.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (NbsZ8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (ufFY
wait, it looks like i missed something important. someone hook a brother up who had to work...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 01:58 PM
Dude. Just go to the top of the post. You'll see.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)
His feet in kleenex boxes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (AsdHF)
Posted by: wth at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (v0R5T)
Anyone else 'pair up' their M&Ms so you're eating two different 'colors'?
Don't pair up the green and yellow - tastes like peas.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (lTGtQ)
His feet in kleenex boxes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (Ivdso)
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You wouldn't believe what happened to him!
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (AsdHF)
No, no...
He wears black, and his condo is dark as well.
Doesn't show the shed ewock hair everywhere.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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What's a guy gotta do to get some credit?
Posted by: Radicals buried deep in the federal bureaucracy at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (UWWiG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (eJn7u)
When M&Ms came out as gay I decided eating them was a bridge to far. Except for Pride Month when I give up M&Ms on religious grounds.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM
I thought his Crocs were colored, and only garret wears white (fur-lined or not, depending on season) Crocs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (lTGtQ)
Can't wait to see what you all come up with for the taste of the brown ones.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (UQPRq)
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:53 PM (MUpk6)
Woke Disney is going to do a remake of Song of the South. They will cast Mayor Pete as Uncle Ream-us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yes. A colleague paid for tickets in Peking - I wasn't going to waste a dollar.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 01:57 PM (IyrhE)
yeah, they do have that. I get milk from them here in the tide water. and it's good. and they have other stuff too. sure it's bit snooty, but i'm not doing it for the environment. i'm doing because the mrs wants it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (Mkvkw)
Yeah it was all the rage to make your name sound like its latin, among academics at least. Gave you university street cred.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (Ivdso)
He's always posting gainzzzz threads because she won't stop cooking Alfredo and bread.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (E6ri0)
You win the internet for the day, I am going to go pull some boards from a floor.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (Lzpvj)
As the Piccard meme goes; "Oh come on!"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (hNLng)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Morpheus at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (XvPQV)
Of course. What kind of freak eats multiples of the same color M&M?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM
Some of us had street cred before street cred was cool.
Kilroynius hic erat
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Tomorrow's LA City Council meeting is gonna be lit!
https://tinyurl.com/7x9ea66k
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)
True fact: On Ace and Garrett's first date, Garrett wore assless crocs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (yHsuS)
which is easier to do if you can convince yourself that your kids will turn out like Great Thumpberg.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (kFrCu)
Steffy showing her nice butt in her brown jeans and boots. Yay.
KJP could scrub a large pipe with that hairdo.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 01:46 PM (ufFY
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I like her hair. I think her wardrobe choices can be sketchy, but the hair works and otherwise she looks well put together. An improvement over Pissaki in that regard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (krQz2)
youtube.com/watch?v=RFb2UIoz0IM
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (24fqN)
No doubt KJP is dumb as a bag of rocks but you have to wonder about the stupidity level of the press corps.
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No I don't... Virtually all actors are drooling idiots. The very, very stupidest ones go into the news business. They're the ones who get to an H'wood casting couch, and Weinstein says "I'm low, but I don't bang chicks with a mental age of six - send her to Rupert Murdoch."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (oINRc)
...and then for backup she calls on Yamiche Alcindor.
Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (c6W/Q)
But when I eat Skittles I save all the blue ones for last because they are magical.
Posted by: espinostifer at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (m2XKJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)
I saw the talking brillo pad at the top, i was refering to big tiddy donna and steffy that were mentioned...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Pretty sure they've got the numbers though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (yHsuS)
...damn!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (BgMrQ)
He's always posting gainzzzz threads because she won't stop cooking Alfredo and bread.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (6VKyY)
44 double d's? That memory comforted me when things got hairy.
Posted by: Private Reiben, D-Day and Alamo Survivor at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 01:59 PM (XvPQV)
Of course. What kind of freak eats multiples of the same color M&M?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (zhLdt)
Whew
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 02:08 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at October 10, 2022 02:08 PM (esps4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (OMloC)
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Tax ona you? Tax ona me!
Posted by: Italian Stereotype at October 10, 2022 02:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (4PLHt)
"I hold myself accountable for these statements."
//Democrat LA person not going to resign
so the Blacktivists are serenading her with megaphones.
Like the line from Godzilla says "let them fight let them fight."
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at October 10, 2022 02:08 PM (esps4)
That explains all the oils stains on the couch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (Lzpvj)
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This explains why we rarely see him. That's a lot of interviews.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (FjZQA)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (krQz2)
He considered getting a houseplant once. Was going to put in a shelf for it and everything.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (zhLdt)
wait
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)
I like her hair. I think her wardrobe choices can be sketchy, but the hair works and otherwise she looks well put together. An improvement over Pissaki in that regard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (iFTx/)
Close enough...
#winnerwinnerchickendinner
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (zhLdt)
It is an interesting tic of hers to insist that the President has been clear while at the same time being unable to answer any questions. One would think it should be fairly easy to answer questions in the face of such crystalline clarity.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: Van Halen at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (FjZQA)
And his third quarter 941 has to be filed in 21 days.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (6VKyY)
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* hits Cristoforo in the back of the head*
Posted by: Mama Columbo at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (krQz2)
The ethnic cleansing in the 90s to present has done that for them.
LA and to a lesser degree NYC and Chicago hell even Houston are nearing a point where the ethnic block voting will be quite literally "lit."
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (zhLdt)
do they want to risk a POC civil war within the city limits though
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
yes
agreed
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)
https://tinyurl.com/57z2xb8w
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
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I do not know what you mean.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (Yb+Cb)
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I think we passed that exit awhile ago.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (4eKPg)
They are going to make Jason Voorhees ghey on the next remake, aren't they...
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:04 PM (Ivdso)
I'd change my last name to Imperator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
Does anyone really know for sure the Biden they send out there isn't a body double?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (TGNA8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: Emmie at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (AsdHF)
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Don't we all?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 10, 2022 02:05 PM (E6ri0)
It's a federal holiday. I assume they're still at the orgy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (OMloC)
Mostly produces albums now, but has put out some stuff in 2020 and 2018
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (XvPQV)
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No. Eating coconuts is like eating lice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
Ahh, yes, I do. But then again I also very much like Necco wafers.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (t4BDZ)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
My little daughter always tells me she has growing pains so I'll give her a chewable Tylenol. When I figured out she just wants to eat it for the taste I started giving her Sweet Tart "pills".
Posted by: espinostifer at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (m2XKJ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
*Puts on gloves*
*Takes one off*
*Slaps you with it*
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (OMloC)
Tell me about it brudda...
//Jimmy Snuka
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (NpAcC)
MM acting as his own lawyer: So is it fair to say you can't say who was driving the SUV.
Cop Witness: No, I saw you driving the SUV.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: kallisto
If the White don't win, we all jump in.
Posted by: A fight a fight between a ... at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (fymEp)
The article doesn't mention the corporate flight and middle class following them to perimeter counties which will cause Houston will be another Detroit in a few short years.
This election will determine whether Houston has a chance for a come back. If the same Democrat power group is reelected Houston is a gonner.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)
I just checked the hours of a state store near me, and their google listing said:
"Columbus Day may affect the hours"
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (FjZQA)
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Could you just imagine suffering through a job interview with FJB? No matter which side of the table he's on, there's no way he could pull that off...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
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*raises hand*
I've always liked Almond Joy, but as Coconut is a late 28th-year taste, Mounds is acceptable as well. (If I ate sugar anymore, which I don't.)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
People with taste buds that aren't blown out by hummus, yes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Regular joe
Roger Waters?
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 02:06 PM (kFrCu)
It's a fallacy to say that we can even be sure we have kids. -- Stacey "Boom Boom" Abrams
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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They were created so that, on Halloween, the bitter people in the neighborhood could break the hearts of children
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (UWWiG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (4eKPg)
^^^this^^^
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: brak at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (j5Tg0)
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Proud Member of the
LGBFJB
Community
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
Yes to both. Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (TO3l8)
———————
Keith Olberman with a British accent.
Posted by: Shaman at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (YJO/E)
moonlights as a chimney sweep
i denounce myself
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 10, 2022 02:13 PM (nnp+f)
Brit Sean Penn.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (yHsuS)
Hilarious, and brilliant.
Https://www.documentcloud.org/documents
/23118464-onion-scotus-amicus-brief
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (p2Z5/)
Also true of pineapples.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
Fizzies?
*throws up in mouth a little bit*
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (anj39)
free bottle of raspberry flavored spam juice to anyone who notices what I did there
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (kFrCu)
Preznits Eff Jaybee and Billy Jeff.
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (Yb+Cb)
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This is true.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (yHsuS)
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Well, that solves it. I can't eat hummus.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 10, 2022 02:02 PM (AsdHF)
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Don't we all?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I use text files and bash scripts.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (/qNGG)
my local joann's has them right by the cash register.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (G/v5P)
Could you just imagine suffering through a job interview with FJB? No matter which side of the table he's on, there's no way he could pull that off...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
+++
What I'd like to see is a conversation between Biden and Fetterman. That would be regal.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (FjZQA)
Jesus Christ, at least Pskanki could tell a lie without sounding like a four year old explaining how a giant robot came into the kitchen and ate all the cookies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (2xza5)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM (dCxaZ)
Sometimes agent provocateurs misjudge the trigger point.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:18 PM (G/v5P)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-Qj2lNx18
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (flINI)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (oINRc)
I wonder why more smart and capable women don't speak up about how their spokesladies (Hollowood and the media industrial complex) are whores, who got where they are by bending over.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (TGNA8)
wait
Posted by: REDACTED at October 10, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)
I like her hair. I think her wardrobe choices can be sketchy, but the hair works and otherwise she looks well put together. An improvement over Pissaki in that regard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (iFTx/)
Close enough...
#winnerwinnerchickendinner
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:09 PM (BgMrQ)
___________________
I can't be the only one here who thinks she's reasonably attractive. I think if she were a conservative spokesperson or something like that, you haters would be giving her more props!
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
Sometimes, it depends what they got cheap in bulk recently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)
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Yes. The texture of lice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:16 PM (TO3l
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When I was a kid, it used to be my father's favorite. I didn't understand that. I was okay with coconut, but I couldn't imagine it being a *favorite*.
As I got toward his age, I understood. I also grew to understand Homer Simpson's feelings about pork.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:17 PM (TO3l
Yes, I will eat fresh coconut, or drink the coconut water, but that dried copra they use in candy and cakes is nasty and rancid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (Mkvkw)
Bold and the Beautiful, 130p to 2p eastern, on crappy CBS.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (flINI)
Candy cigarettes for the win.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
The Dollar Tree carries food rejected by the administrators of a Uyghurs slave labor prison.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:10 PM (4eKPg)
Spree were much better. plus hard candy shell
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (Mkvkw)
********
FIRST!!!
/Fastest sperm penetrating the ovum wall
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: -Muldoon at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (cPDW+)
Necco wafers make fun airgun targets. Cut a shallow kerf in a scrap of 2x4 with a circular saw for a target stand.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)
Here's a handy list of all the sores which carry them:
https://www.spanglercandy.com/our-brands/necco-wafers
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (zhLdt)
So Kareem "transitioned" and went back to his birth surname?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10,
Bavarian Mints. Mom's favorite chocolate treat that I haven't found in years. During WW II they changed their name to Russian Mints then back to Bavarian mints once the godless commies became our enemy.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)
Pretty sure these are like the oldest candy still on the market
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (6VKyY)
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And how! The Pearsons Salted Nut Rolls are superb as well
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)
I cant find them anywhere
Posted by: espinostifer at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (m2XKJ)
You aren't. She looks OK to me. As to her job performance, who cares. The purpose of Press Secretary is to act as a barrier to truth. Anybody with patience, and without scruples, can do the job.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (24fqN)
She is.
And I would hate F Ps-circling Peppermint Patty too.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
There were bubble-gum cigars, too. With a band on them. "Pink Owl", maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (+kcfJ)
Better quality chocolate, plus the candy shell actually had a taste other than "sugar".
Sadly, the brand has been sold many times and they are now a hollow mockery of what they once were.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (bW8dp)
Hummus? I'd rather go see Bros at the West Village theater in assless pants than eat hummus. Nasty stuff. Like eating sand.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:07 PM (Mkvkw)
Bold and the Beautiful, 130p to 2p eastern, on crappy CBS.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (ufFY
thank you fashion cop. i shall have some "research" to conduct this afternoon...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
*******
Raises hand.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Monkeypox at October 10, 2022 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:24 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
For politics she's way more than "reasonably" attractive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
And little wax Coke bottles with something in them.
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (AmoqO)
Like I said above, I expect her to lie. What's really annoying is how bad she is at it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Prefer Almond Joy. Not a dark chocolate fan.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 02:23 PM (AmoqO)
Answer to your question: coconut milk.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (NxOLn)
Posted by: Javems
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Growing up in Hawai'i, coconuts, bananas, pineapples, pomegranates, and sugar cane were common staples for me.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bert G at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (Ivdso)
and pixie stix, just a tube of sugar with something not quite resembling a flavor...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:12 PM (4PLHt)
Almond Joy is OK
Mounds is too sweet
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (hNLng)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (NlFlr)
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#MeToo
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Skip's phone at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (Mh7WE)
Nah, she's cute on the outside.
And yeah those really old candies like the wax sticks were awful. But the wax was fun, you could chew it up and make stuff out of it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)
I would sneak a handful every now and then.
Prefer Almond Joys because almonds.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Prefer Almond Joy. Not a dark chocolate fan.
Posted by: rickb223
KJP has been known to eat a mound.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:20 PM (OMloC)
I've tried a lot of fusion cuisine in my time but coconut hummus seems a bit odd.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (zhLdt)
I hardly eat candy anymore now and it tastes too sweet...but I loved it.
I can still do chocolate + peanut butter though. That shit is fire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (hNLng)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)
Vermont Country Store
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I like it.
Learned how to make it when I was in the 7th grade.
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Bert G at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:25 PM (4I/2K)
Watching with Rekieta?
I need to get it fired up and broadcast to my TV...
Just figured out how to get Rumble on the big screen via the phone instead of fyoutube...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
And little wax Coke bottles with something in them.
Posted by: Javems
And blue and pink gum "cigars" for passing out at school when you had a baby brudder or sister.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:28 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:28 PM (4eKPg)
I'm a farmer in the bread basket. While the fertilizer and fuel is hurting us, the interest rate hikes will doom us all sooner.
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 02:28 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 10, 2022 02:28 PM (Sod+H)
I cant find them anywhere
Posted by: espinostifer at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (m2XKJ)
https://tootsie.com/candy/sugar-babies/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:28 PM (zhLdt)
Next up is a participant in the parade.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (/qNGG)
I need to get it fired up and broadcast to my TV...
Just figured out how to get Rumble on the big screen via the phone instead of fyoutube...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (ufFY
Raketts is not streaming this on Rumble for some reason. Watching on Law & Crime. (hiss boo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (flINI)
and frozen laffy taffy. you'd crack it on the table straight from the freezer and enjoy.
both were a treat at the pool in the summer.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:26 PM (OMloC)
That requires some deep thought.
Posted by: Dog, pondering at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
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Even though I am allergic to peanuts, it's always been the candy bar I wish I could have eaten.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: theATL at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (bPOP1)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (OMloC)
coconut = shreds of tasty, yeah that's it
a green demon snook into my head for a moment
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (ufFY8)
Testify! Hyrdox was the original. Oreo was the cheap knockoff.
Plus Hydrox were Kosher, if that makes a difference to you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
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Even though I am allergic to peanuts, it's always been the candy bar I wish I could have eaten.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (krQz2)
In your honor, I'll eat two.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (6VKyY)
and frozen laffy taffy. you'd crack it on the table straight from the freezer and enjoy.
both were a treat at the pool in the summer.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2022 02:29 PM (Mkvkw)
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Nobody chews my town!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
She is very proud especially with finding Sky Sharks (2021). It has Nazis, Antarctica, Sharks, and Sharks that fly with Nazis riding them.
GotDamn what a woman.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
Best candy is gummy Coke Bottles.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Many of those vintage candies can be found at Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)
***
Tastes like Anise
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (flINI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (d3Tz9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
I really like them but have to get my teeth cleaned after eating one.
Posted by: Javems at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (AmoqO)
-The Left, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:31 PM (yHsuS)
*sideye*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (6VKyY)
Not the Bee link.
https://tinyurl.com/3s6n66np
Posted by: Fool Otto
The average Redditor.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (fymEp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (G/v5P)
I do like those frosted circus animal cookies though. I generally have a lot of self control with candy but I could eat a whole bag of those damned things before I noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (4I/2K)
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They're best when cleansed with pool water first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (krQz2)
Laffy taffy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at
Bit O Honey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (d3Tz9
Oh god yes. That's the worst. I stand corrected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (PiwSw)
My parents loved them.
Vile!
Absolutely vile.
Disgusting.
Vomit-worthy.
Ugh
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (anj39)
I always thought it would make a good SNL parody commercial to do one for speedballs.
"Hey, you got your heroin in my cocaine!" "You got your cocaine in my heroin!"
Sadly, Belushi was taken from us before he was able to do that one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)
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Tastes like Anise
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (flINI)
You meant to say: Tastes like Ass
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (BgMrQ)
I cant find them anywhere
Posted by: espinostifer
Dollar General.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (d3Tz9)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (krQz2)
Don't forget the horrendous imitation banana flavoring.
Banana flavoring in peanuts. Sure, makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (bW8dp)
"Hey, you got your heroin in my cocaine!" "You got your cocaine in my heroin!"
Sadly, Belushi was taken from us before he was able to do that one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (bW8dp)
Today's version would be: "anything" / Fentanyl
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
******
It's one of my top five.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (NpAcC)
Toxic too, if you eat too much. Liver damage or something.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (24fqN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRp5GYb9t0
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (flINI)
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Which niece?
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (krQz2)
Having tasted one, it's a good thing it's a bigger pain to make cupcakes than other treats, b/c this is one of those "I need to stop myself from having more than 1" situations...
I haven't made cupcakes in a long time...lots of cakes, but not the tiny little perfect package...
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (fymEp)
Absolutely vile. Disgusting. Vomit-worthy. Ugh
Posted by: Diogenes
Concur. And to think the City of Cashmere not only takes credit for this abomination they are celebrated there.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (/qNGG)
Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Black Black" chewing gum TV spots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCtXEFbc6Co
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (TO3l8)
I do like those frosted circus animal cookies though. I generally have a lot of self control with candy but I could eat a whole bag of those damned things before I noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (Ivdso)
1 Gingerbread peep with a cup of vanilla black tea is a wonderful way to end the day...don't knock it til you try it!
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (exHjb)
I rarely buy candy but I like black licorice even when it makes me think of urine.
My favorite bar is Snickers.
FWIW I also like Brussels sprouts.
I'll leave quietly.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (d3Tz9
You could make a vest with a bunch of overlapping little pouches and use that crap for body armor.
God, that stuff sucked. It'd be impervious, impervious, impervious... until suddenly it developed a soft layer and froze your jaws together.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (PiwSw)
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The thick bar with the not-so-sticky, oozing caramel center was the best!
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
The thing is, stuff like Mar's Bar, M&Ms, etc are very old as well, some of the first candies that made it big in America. They just don't feel old because of repackaging and advertising.
Nobody advertises stuff like Bit O Honey or Pixie Sticks, they just are, and never have changed their packaging.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (Ivdso)
Little bastards.
Get off mah lawn!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (/qNGG)
SMOD...add this to the target list.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (G/v5P)
Or maybe those little sugar valentine hearts.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 02:19 PM (TGNA
++++
'Cause that's "empowerment?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Some out of the way stores still haven't sold out the original shipment....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolate Company at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
=========
Nonsense. Real women marry men who can attain power and then use that elevated position to get cushy, do-nothing jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Always pissed off my mom.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (IP9GB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
+++
The "5th Avenue" bar is everything the Butterfinger wished it could be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (t0OGg)
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I have *always* disliked candy corn.
But I would end up eating it as part of the Halloween haul.
Then one year I figured out I didn't have to eat it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (/qNGG)
Or maybe those little sugar valentine hearts.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:37 PM (24fqN)
Circus Peanuts
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (NpAcC)
Some out of the way stores still haven't sold out the original shipment....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)
How could you ever tell if they went stale?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Salt meets sugar - ummm, that's the makings of some of the best sweet and savory foods on earth!
Next, you'll say you don't understand candy corn...or pulled pork BBQ...
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (exHjb)
Try the seeds from a hackberry tree. Same taste. Teaberry gum point-of-sale displays were originally made of uranium glass. The beta and gamma rays kept it fresh.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (24fqN)
The big flaw with gum is that nobody figured out how to make the flavor last very long, so you got like 30 seconds of tasty and then it was just a lump of putty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Dude...life is worth living.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolate Company at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)
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What about Frog ala Peche?
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (krQz2)
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It will glue your teeth together and require surgery.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (yHsuS)
Circus Peanuts
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (mR6Gs)
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In a bind, they double for packing.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (krQz2)
A lot of candy bars are better frozen, or at least more interesting. I always liked candy corn, I can't figure out why people trash them so much. I think its partly just trendy to do so, like hating clowns caught on for a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (OMloC)
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Yup. Easter and Halloween have some iconic bad candy. Peeps and Candy Corn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
sigh...I should go back to bed b/c I've been doing this all day!
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)
We had something like that but it was shaped to vaguely resemble corn on the cob if you sliced the cob lengthwise and then cut that in half and put it on a stick. Sometimes there would be a coin embedded in it as a prize. Usually a nickel but sometimes a dime.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (nfrXX)
I'm not into the new intense sour candies
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:39 PM (/qNGG)
Brave woman. The stress on her is palpable.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (BDZWU)
I remember those giant sticks of artificially flavored sour apple and sour grape bubblegum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
they don't. that's why you never get fresh ones; they're always old and hard.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:35 PM (Ivdso)
I've mentioned this before but decades ago in my teenage years my brother and I were way up in Maine helping a couple of old timers work on a dirt road. These guys were real grizzled, somewhere in their 70's and could still work my brother and I into the ground, and we were fit. One day they asked if we wanted to try some spruce gum. You walk over to a spruce tree, pull off some of the hardened pitch, and chew it. Tastes like turpentine, full of bugs and bark, and is about as pleasant as you would expect. I think they were just having a bit of fun at the expense of us city boys. Anyway, that is my worst ever candy.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (NxOLn)
Laffy taffy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at
Bit O Honey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:32 PM (d3Tz9
Oh god yes. That's the worst. I stand corrected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:33 PM (6VKyY)
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Jolly Rancher has them both beat...If you don't break off a tooth trying to bit into them, then you'll rip out a tooth because they are so sticky.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)
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I've always been on the Candy Corn hate train, even as a small child. Its texture is lousy and the flavor ranges from "essentially flavorless" to "unpleasant."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (1fLE7)
This sounds like a story from Abraham Simpson.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (BDZWU)
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After my surgery, I've always had an insatiable need for Junior Mints.
My doctor can't explain it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 10, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)
******
It's one of my top five.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:34 PM (NpAcC)
Chik-O - Stik > Clarks 5th Avenue > Butterfinger
Posted by: Gerardus Mercator at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (exHjb)
https://is.gd/ssaI7r
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (PiwSw)
Candy corn is way better than that generic "Halloween candy" that comes wrapped in plain orange or black paper.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
do they want to risk a POC civil war within the city limits though
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:11 PM
See the murder rate in Philly lately? That war is ongoing nightly. Though I suspect it is POOC (people of one color) vs POOC. Occasionally some white kids and white adults get kilt in the crossfire. New York City definitely underperforms vs Philly. If they were anywhere near the same rate it would be in the thousands.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (y3pKJ)
The USS Gerald R. Ford is off on its first deployment. Here's what to know about this next-gen ship.
https://tinyurl.com/3tvtzm89
Via Insty, who comments, "I HOPE THE ELEVATORS AND CATAPULTS WORK."
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (BDZWU)
Just another day at Drag Queen Story Hour.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (krQz2)
Limited edition seasonal offering.
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolate Company at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (OMloC)
Whoa!
Doesn't Bluebell have a thing for peeps?
Tread lightly.
(but it's fun to nuke 'em in the microwave)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
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I didn't know there was any kind other than cheap Halloween filler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (edU/H)
***
Bob Dole says that's a good thing.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (flINI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
JuJu Bees !
Posted by: Gerardus Mercator at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Always pissed off my mom.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:38 PM (anj39)
Frozen Milky Ways are good. They were the MiL's favorite, and I always made sure she had a secret stash.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
Is there such a thing as "High End" Candy Corn??
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
A gas station close to me sells peanut butter-ish ice cream with hard chocolate swirls and mini buckeye candies. It's like a once-a-year purchase for me. I will finish the quart in one evening.
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:40 PM (OMloC)
The orange circus peanuts are worse
Posted by: Gerardus Mercator at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (M+Lyo)
https://tinyurl.com/58mzrdp4
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (NpAcC)
When they switched from sugar to sugar alcohols (to be sugar free), the gum loses flavor within 10 seconds. The alcohols literally flash off leaving no flavor.
But hey! It's sugar free.
Get woke, go broke.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (NlFlr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (DB16e)
===
Is it a UDF? I must know!
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
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I didn't know there was any kind other than cheap Halloween filler.
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Try Brachs. Surprisingly good.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (4eKPg)
https://tinyurl.com/58mzrdp4
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (NpAcC)
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He probably means depression.
Right? RIGHT?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Perfect if you need to get those lungs and sinuses cleared. I've got it in the medicine cabinet, for medicinal use only.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
JuJu Bees !
Posted by: Gerardus Mercator at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (M+Lyo)
That's a tootsie pop, right - tootsie everything is also pretty darn terrible...
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (exHjb)
oh, no I mean gang violence.
Talking about St. Floyd level rioting and mayhem, not garden variety street crime.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: President Skidmark at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (j40lz)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)
--Amy Schumer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (Ivdso)
I miss the days when there was a huge store display of assorted loose Brachs candy that you could mix and match by scooping what you wanted into a paper bag, then paying for it by the pound.
All of their stuff was quality, to the best of my recollection.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:45 PM (Ivdso)
++++
I could take or leave Payday, but I heartily endorse the Zero bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: President Skidmark at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (j40lz)
The President was crystal clear. -- KJP
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (zhLdt)
Tread lightly.
(but it's fun to nuke 'em in the microwave)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:44 PM (anj39)
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Bluebell hates candy peeps but loves you peeps.
Glad I looked in so I could set the record straight.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolate Company at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (OMloC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (oBglL)
Peeps does their diorama contest - I've been meaning to get around to making some really dark ones and sending them in. "Second Battle of Pypres," a Cultural Revolution one - "Peeple's Republic of China," maybe some Peeps pouring out a 40 oz - "One for my Dead Peeps," etc. That kinda thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (aeePL)
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And nobody needed to get shivved.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (krQz2)
Mine was "cookies and cream." It was OK, but different. Instead of Oreos mixed into white chocolate, it was a graham-sort of cookie sandwiching a white chocolate wafer.
Fortunately, it did not taste of fermented shark.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (YIVH2)
Zero is also good frozen, which more or less goes along with the theme of the candy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (bW8dp)
I miss the days when there was a huge store display of assorted loose Brachs candy that you could mix and match by scooping what you wanted into a paper bag, then paying for it by the pound.
All of their stuff was quality, to the best of my recollection.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (bW8dp)
Brach's Starlight Mints were the best Peppermint candy out there
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (mR6Gs)
The USS Gerald R. Ford is off on its first deployment. Here's what to know about this next-gen ship.
https://tinyurl.com/3tvtzm89
Via Insty, who comments, "I HOPE THE ELEVATORS AND CATAPULTS WORK."
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (p2Z5/)
***
"Tell that ho on the bridge she can navigate her own damn self!" Ho in navigation.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (anj39)
unfortunately there's a paywall to the article, goes to Epoch Times. the following link goes to tw@tter
https://tinyurl.com/45na42rp
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (oBglL)
***
Freshen Up
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (flINI)
Yeah one of those efforts to make the gum taste like something for longer than a minute. It didn't really work and had a strange, unpleasant effect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (oBglL
Freshen Up Cum??
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (exHjb)
No, JuJu Bees are the little time cylinders that come in a box, brightly colored, look great, hard as a rock will pull fillings right out
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:43 PM (4eKPg)
Low end candy corn????? There is a Steve croft joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: Koatyl at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (0c5b5)
Glad I looked in so I could set the record straight.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (aeePL)
*quietly walks away*
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (anj39)
Duke gas station. I live in Mid-Ohio. I can't recall the brand name of the ice cream, but I believe it's a local company.
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (lheUV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: President Skidmark at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (j40lz)
********
Probably the worst candy of all time. Tastes like orange drywall.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (flINI)
Women MM ran over: No, it was an FBI agent.
This trial is a farce, but I give kudos to the judge and prosecutors for not breaking out laughing every 20 seconds.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (/qNGG)
And DeathSantis is hiding this from the public!!!
At least the crazy fool isn't claiming DeSantis murdered them all with his bare hands like Reagan did with all the AIDS victims.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)
They should have used some of those Tiny Time Pills like were used in one of those cold relief medications.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)
You're not supposed to chew them, just let them kind of melt in you mouth
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JoeF.
Yeah, we called it "cum gum". Any male caught with a package would be in for a major ball-breaking session by his buddies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (Ivdso)
We go out to lunch once a week or so, she is very picky, always sends orders back, same with wine.
So, she meets this guy, they hit it off. They make a lunch date.
After that, it was straight in to the sack.
I called her a little trollop. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (G/v5P)
And DeathSantis is hiding this from the public!!!
At least the crazy fool isn't claiming DeSantis murdered them all with his bare hands like Reagan did with all the AIDS victims.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (Gda1b)
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Someone who seriously expounds this kind of theory seriously considers suicide themselves on a regular basis. Allegedly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:46 PM (exHjb)
No, JuJu Bees are the little time cylinders that come in a box, brightly colored, look great, hard as a rock will pull fillings right out
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)
I was referring to the top post about terrible candies that you can't bite and make your teeth stick together...although Juju Bees are also terrible candy!
Posted by: Nova local at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (exHjb)
Nestle's Crunch (and the filled varieties), Kit Kat and Almond Snickers/Mars Bar.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (krQz2)
Mine was "cookies and cream." It was OK, but different. Instead of Oreos mixed into white chocolate, it was a graham-sort of cookie sandwiching a white chocolate wafer.
Fortunately, it did not taste of fermented shark.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (YIVH2)
You should have had him bring you some hotdogs. Icelandic hotdogs are the shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (Y5qcH)
Unless you are that little girl that sat in front of me in 2nd grade. Then I have a pretty good idea.
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (4I/2K)
They're really just used for that pop of color when decorating Easter baskets. Not meant for consumption.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)
The First Lady appeared at Bates Technical College in Tacoma on Friday and participated in a fundraiser for Sen. Patty Murray in Seattle on Saturday.
“Politics isn’t a game, and there are no spectators,” she said during the fundraiser with Murray. “There’s just too much at stake.”
https://tinyurl.com/2szcmshs
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (TO3l8)
So, it's almost like I can eat a mini Butterfinger.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (nfrXX)
remember society is being regeared so THAT is mainstream thought and debunking them is "misinformation."
//Paypal
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
When I was a kid and we went to Vancouver I always found Canadian candy to exotic and most excellent. It is a well known fact they export crappy candy to discourage American riffraff from visiting.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (/qNGG)
Duke gas station. I live in Mid-Ohio. I can't recall the brand name of the ice cream, but I believe it's a local company.
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (DB16e)
Velvet?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (8C7+r)
All of their stuff was quality, to the best of my recollection.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2022 02:47 PM (bW8dp)
Brach's Starlight Mints were the best Peppermint candy out there
Posted by: JoeF. at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (mR6Gs)
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I used to go nuts at the German summerfests when they'd have the "gummi bear stand" where you could do that. Scoop stuff into a bag and pay by the 100g...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (YIVH2)
https://tinyurl.com/2szcmshs
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (TO3l
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Next thing she's gonna do is put out a map with crosshairs on it to tell the world how serious politics is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
After that, it was straight in to the sack.
I called her a little trollop. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy, clearing in the afternoon at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (jTmQV)
Old people don't mess around when it comes to messing around. Why? Too little time left for games.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (DB16e)
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I'm southwest. Haven't seen any Dukes around here in a while.
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (BDZWU)
___
She may not know, but I do.
Posted by: SMH
Here is Dr. Peter Kreeft on wotj a great pro-life argument. He nails it:
https://youtu.be/rICMKu2qsV0
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:48 PM (YIVH2)
You should have had him bring you some hotdogs. Icelandic hotdogs are the shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 02:52 PM (Y5qcH)
Are they made of fermented shark?
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (/qNGG)
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I didn't know there were that many different flavors of maple candy!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (YIVH2)
https://www.snackhistory.com/jujubes/
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2022 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)
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I am the Walrus.
Posted by: John Lennon at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (krQz2)
I'm gonna give her credit for that. That was pretty funny.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (r8enq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (G/v5P)
Jill Watch brought to you by Sofa-King!
//Karen dressed in Handmaid's Tale slutwear raiding congress during a heaering
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: hatepaypal at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (b7emu)
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (p2Z5/)
Lamb. The fermented shark is only served in small bites with aquavit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (Y5qcH)
Ah, the American version of Turkish delight!
Love those things. Haven't had them in years.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (hl3uy)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:53 PM (/qNGG)
Vancouver is the home of Purdy's Chocolates, which are most excellent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:56 PM (+kcfJ)
Via Insty, who comments, "I HOPE THE ELEVATORS AND CATAPULTS WORK."
Posted by: Robert
Have you seen the stern of that ship? Its UnRep Breakaway Song should be Fat-Bottomed Girls by Queen.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 02:56 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at Octob
Lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 10, 2022 02:56 PM (0c5b5)
Posted by: Thog at October 10, 2022 02:56 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
That sounds right. *checks calendar*
Been about a year since I've had any. Might just make it my weekend binge.
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (DB16e)
Eff that know nothing muppet. Trump or Desantis should deport that ignorant piece of trash day 1.
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (el2RZ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 10, 2022 02:50 PM (eGTCV)
Lesbians.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (zhLdt)
___
This is true.
Posted by: SMH
So I gotta drive to Hawaii ?
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
***
Diabetes Floss
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (el2RZ)
Posted by: Augustine at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
Protip: never rinse it before eating.
Posted by: A Raccoon What Learned The Hard Way at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
It was a thing to get at the fair. Because it was there. The candy apples were better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)
It is fitting that these scammers held this fund raiser at Bates "Technical College". This place has been sued numerous times for providing awful education. But they do have great afternoon tv ads.
https://tinyurl.com/3j92acpw
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (DB16e)
The US is doing GREAT!
//CEO not reading the WSJ
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (el2RZ)
EXCLUSIVE: How Arizona's Democratic Governor candidate Katie Hobbs organized her high school's 'spirit week' - where students took part in a 'slave day' and bid for younger students to perform 'degrading' tasks
https://tinyurl.com/yckcps3p
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
That's because you haven't eaten them the way God intended: slightly stale and roasted over an open fire. The sugar melts into a candy shell!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (hl3uy)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Thanks, Jamie "Captain Obvious" Dimon. What was your first clue?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)
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What is it with these people denying that we're already in one. I would get the whole, "We don't have the numbers yet" position from a political point of view, but we do have the numbers. He's the CEO of a major bank.
"Well, the government doesn't want to call it a recession," from the CEO of a major bank? That's got to send the wrong chills down the spines of a lot of financial people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
Iz hotdog samloku?
Posted by: Jónáh Goûoldbeuergh at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (oINRc)
I believe it. This stuff was terrible. It was kind of creepy too, she was a youth pastor's wife and was always JUST this side of flirting with me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)
Myths vs. facts:
http://www.truthaboutcolumbus.com/myth-vs-facts/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vH/6k)
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That site just has patriarchy facts on it!
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bosk at October 10, 2022 03:00 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 10, 2022 03:00 PM (el2RZ)
https://tinyurl.com/a2ryrs67
Posted by: Fool Otto at October 10, 2022 03:00 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 03:01 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
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By now, I think they are testing out America's appetite to swallow whatever authority tells them.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)
Delaware Avenue is known for some nice waterfront lodging, dining and parks, but also for strip clubs
The region has always been huge on "Indian"/Indigenous peoples names including Aramingo (street), Conshohocken (town), Lahaska (town), Kingsessing (street), Manayunk (town), Passyunk (street), Wissahickon valley and stream, Pennypack park, stream, etc.
For the Italian community, there's always the Mario Lanza Blvd. in SW Philly, one of those streets like most Martin Luther King Blvds eventually become.
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 03:01 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (OMloC)
EXCLUSIVE: How Arizona's Democratic Governor candidate Katie Hobbs organized her high school's 'spirit week' - where students took part in a 'slave day' and bid for younger students to perform 'degrading' tasks
https://tinyurl.com/yckcps3p
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
It's just Catholics selling each other. This is fine.
Posted by: Robert at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (p2Z5/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
*circles Iceland angrily*
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (Gda1b)
https://tinyurl.com/yckcps3p
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 02:59 PM (NpAcC)
Geeze. They had "slave days" when I was in high school, back before the ice sheets melted off. The "slaves" were volunteers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (+kcfJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
******
As a kid I liked it because it was pink and looked like fairy hair.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CA Token at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (i3m0s)
Eh, you know, that kind of thing doesn't bother me on one level. I always hate the idea of degrading people for coming to high school or joining your club or whatever. But that kind of hazing used to be super common (and still happens in secret), its not exactly shocking news.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (Ivdso)
Yeah, nobody is carrying a shiv till the first one appears. Then, everyone has one.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (TU8Tj)
yeah people tend to forget the KKK burned crosses on Catholic lawns too
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (dCxaZ)
I'll believe he is serious when JP Morgan gives back the porkulous/TARP trap bucks...
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
People kind of forget that was democrat on democrat violence.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 03:02 PM (OMloC)
Celebrating among his people... you know, eating spaghetti on a red-checkered tablecloth, shaking down bodegas for protection money, that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 03:03 PM (oINRc)
Its just sugar, I mean structurally its neat but I never really liked it.
Then there's this sad raccoon
https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:04 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
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It melted in your mouth, which was kinda the fascination with it for me. Plus eating something that is sweet that melts in your mouth is not like eating a mouthful of something that tastes bad.
But, I was always meh on Cotton candy. I ate it because it was there and I was a kid.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: JT
___
Just take the tunnel.
Posted by: SMH
Thanks ! (glub-glub....)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 03:05 PM (T4tVD)
All of this destruction you see was caused by people like that bint declaring that society having hazing and standards was "evil"...so no she does not get a pass.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:05 PM (Lzpvj)
councilwoman Anna Verna
I lived in Philly for 15 years, never once did we call Delaware Ave. by its new name. I'm just wondering if now Columbus Blvd will catch on as a form of protest against NPCs.
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)
Yeah the Klan did not like Italians or Irish people either, very odd bunch of folks. But they primarily hated blacks, the other groups were more of a side gig.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: JT
___
Just take the tunnel.
Posted by: SMH
Thanks ! (glub-glub....)
Posted by: JT at October 10, 2022 03:05 PM (T4tVD)
Get a toll tag for the express lane.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 03:06 PM (RHGPo)
Driving to Hawaii is racist. Take the train.
Posted by: AOC at October 10, 2022 03:06 PM (oINRc)
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Well, people tend to forget first that it was top-to-bottom the Democrat street troops of its time.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 03:07 PM (dCxaZ)
This poor woman is literally shaking on the stand as she is put through this. Somehow she isn't weeping.
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 03:07 PM (/qNGG)
Posted by: Hillary at October 10, 2022 03:07 PM (FdjOh)
Screw Mars. "Ooooh, it's a little chilly and kinda far away. " BFD. Lava cars. Let's Do This.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (6FeV1)
Brave and strong.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (RLPab)
https://tinyurl.com/bdecxr6c
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: CA Token
Ahh, youth.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2022 02:57 PM (OMloC)
Should always be left out for raccoons.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (zXl65)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
And the pedophiles would drive up in creepy vans, so you had a sporting chance to get away from them... unlike today, when they bring them into schools and other places where parents are not only not protecting kids from them, they're forcing their kids to interact with the pedos, lest they be labeled rayciss-homo-transphobes.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (i3yPZ)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (RHGPo)
Yeah. Of course back in the 20s just about everyone did, for some reason :/ I just cannot work out how that happened and how it got so wide spread. In Europe at least it feels like it never went away, just became secret for a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Ivdso)
He was saving lives y'all!
//Ezra Klein Voxtard
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:09 PM (Lzpvj)
The progs say thank a socialist for the national highway system (because they get government expenditure on public goods confused with ownership of the production of all goods).
Now, they say everywhere the highways intersected with cities, the Democrats who ran the cities used them in racist ways. Thus the highway system is racist.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:09 PM (Lzpvj)
The attacker was within the Russian Federation, according to a senior official. (ABC News)
https://tinyurl.com/3xedfpk2
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 03:09 PM (TO3l8)
Posted by: CA Token at October 10, 2022 03:10 PM (i3m0s)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (RHGPo)
We need a Flaming Breakfast Taco for this...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 10, 2022 03:10 PM (PiwSw)
I hope Putin is prepared for an intense volley of weinerschnitzel projectiles
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 03:06 PM (RHGPo)
*******
Unfortunately, the now do ranked-choice voting which benefits Murkowski. She's hoping Democrats put her as their 2nd choice.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
"Sacred duty requires..."
Whatever LA deserves everything.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 10, 2022 03:08 PM (RLPab)
That doesn't sound good.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (i3yPZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 10, 2022 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
She's a Number Two no matter who you ask.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (6FeV1)
Eh Waunakee is more "mayberry" in its feel...
Wisconsin is like Chicago del Norte in too many places.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Jolly Rancher bar.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 03:13 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: La2la at October 10, 2022 03:13 PM (wfrSv)
Posted by: John Lennon at October 10, 2022 02:54 PM (krQz2)
The walrus was Paul. Coo Coo Kachoo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 03:13 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 10, 2022 03:13 PM (4eKPg)
I usually watch criminal cases, hell I watched Rittenhouse.
Here's an unpopular opinion on the Brooks case...
Hung jury and he walks.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Wait. KJP munches carpet?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Yes, she eats the box lunch. A gap lapper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (uz3Px)
tinyurl.com/mswhzyj6
Apparently King Harv is a Florida Man
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Apu at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: SMH at October 10, 2022 03:09 PM (TO3l
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The androids are revolting!
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2022 03:15 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: SMOD at October 10, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)
So he's trying to pretend that Biden is a very, very serious thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 10, 2022 03:15 PM (zhLdt)
They may put in John Hinkley....
he is a lounge singer now or something.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Wisconsin is like Chicago del Norte in too many places.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)
I'm going based just on the people coming to the witness stand and the pics of the town and parade setup. More appealing than Houston exurbs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 10, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Yes, she eats the box lunch. A gap lapper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (n+4am)
A Karen Scissorcrotch.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 10, 2022 03:16 PM (i3yPZ)
Posted by: CA Token at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (i3m0s)
That sort of thing makes me uneasy. I'm not one of the people who thinks anyone is going nuclear over Ukraine, but I could easily see the Russians doing very naughty things in cyberspace if we don't back off their shit. We're vulnerable that way, and they're good at it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (oINRc)
The first lady said she had once helped a friend recover from an abortion before there was a constitutional right to the procedure. “Women will not let this country go backwards,” she said.
Allegedly, it happened in the late 1960's & the 17 year old friend had been hospitalized for the procedure after being found mentally unfit in order to obtain it.
Jilly's mom knew but, of course, cannot confirm as she passed over a decade ago.
Sounds far from the truth which both he and she twist.
Posted by: Lola at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (/qNGG)
Here's an unpopular opinion on the Brooks case...
Hung jury and he walks.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:14 PM (Lzpvj)
I don't see how.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (4I/2K)
Eh I like Houston for small cameos....
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Lzpvj)
They never put Mark Chapman in the Rock & Roll hall of fame, hard to believe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
They thought he needed more range time before meeting John and Yoko at The Dakota.
*someone ask Driscoll over at Insty if that's too soon...*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2022 03:18 PM (n+4am)
Hung jury and he walks.
Posted by: sven
If that happens the line to blow his head off will be around the block.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 10, 2022 03:18 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: La2la at October 10, 2022 03:18 PM (wfrSv)
I think given the pool of citizens in the region there is a non-zero percent chance.
I will be happy to be wrong, this is not like the Zimmerman case or Rittenhouse thing where I made a hard assertion that "x" will happen I just have a sinking feeling that whatever cosmic punishment America is suffering this jackass will get a hung jury.
He will be retried and eventually convicted but I think "Brooks Lives Matter!" will rear its head.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:20 PM (Lzpvj)
No doubt but we are not in two countries these days we are on two planets.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:21 PM (Lzpvj)
She should be sporting a big blotch of white dust beneath her nose, a large pick comb sticking from her hair, and a torn hoodie with several crusted over spots stuck to the material..
Posted by: naturalfake at October 10, 2022 03:22 PM (Mgyt5)
You mean there may be a carrying cost to our tacit and overt support of a combatant?
Nah no way bro.
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Lzpvj)
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Thanks Jamie
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: sven at October 10, 2022 03:20 PM (Lzpvj)
I hear you and so hope a hung jury is not the result.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2022 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
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What about those Greek Homos?
Posted by: Puddinhead Custer at October 10, 2022 01:48 PM (4eKPg)
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They must all have settled in San Francisco.
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Posted by: Samuel Pepys at October 10, 2022 03:46 PM (xttsV)
Are absolutely no credentials or job-related experience required for this Administration? For anyone, doing anything?
Posted by: EveR at October 10, 2022 01:45 PM (MUpk6)
LOL, there are no qualifications for PressSec. You stonewall (like this lady, or the ol' Psircle Back Gurl) 99% of the time. Then when ordered, you tell whatever big ol' whopping lie they've written up for you and the old man. As long as you can choke it out correctly, you're doing better than the dotard, and that's all that's needed from you.
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Best Press-Sec since 2000 was Tony Snow (RIP)
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