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Gay Movie "Bros" Stiffs at Box Office; Straight People Blamed

Billy Eichner is a thoroughly annoying nitwit I am only barely aware of. He used to do some kind of TV show called Akshually... with Billy the Asshole (citation needed) where he'd stop people on the streets and read Wikipedia articles riddled with leftwing errors to them.

Now he's made a Gay Rom Com, which, of course, is exactly what America was dying to see. As if we can't see enough gay men on TV shows and commercials already.

The movie landed "with a thud," according to The AV Club, which itself is kind of a Gay Rom Com:

Not everyone was smiling this weekend, especially the bros of Bros. Billy Eichner's well-reviewed, historically significant rom-com...

Really? A woke, "historically significant" movie is "well-reviewed"? I totally trust those reviews!

... pulled in an underwhelming $4.8 million, landing with a thud at No. 4. It's another grim reminder that despite America's enthusiasm for smiling, they still aren't interested in seeing theatrically released comedies. After all, it is easier to stare blankly at TikTok while playing Office reruns in the background than to share a laugh with strangers. Maybe reminding audiences that this movie is funny in addition to historic would've been a worthwhile marketing exercise.

All of the trailers sold it as a comedy. One had a joke that got a minor ha out of me.

But woke would-be auteurs blaming the marketing for the failure of their woke pieces of shit is the New Hotness.

As I said, you can barely flip through the channels without seeing gay guys kissing so I'm not exactly sure what's "historic" about this or what the big draw is. Movies are for seeing things you don't get to see on TV; homosexuality is definitely not something you can't see at home on TV.

Also, I don't see this as such a huge box office disaster -- how much money did they expect it to make? How big of an audience do they think there is for a gay rom com? The woke feminist movie Don't Worry Darling made $19.5 million. This made $4.8. I'd guess there are a least four times as many angry bitter White Suburban Karens desperate for a Hate-Men movie as gay men looking for a romantic comedy. So this is at about expectations, isn't it?

But Billy Eichner is very angry that straight people did not show up to see a gay romance movie:

billy eichner
@billyeichner

That's just the world we live in, unfortunately. Even with glowing reviews, great Rotten Tomatoes scores, an A CinemaScore etc, straight people, especially in certain parts of the country, just didn't show up for Bros. And that's disappointing but it is what it is.

Everyone who ISN'T a homophobic weirdo should go see BROS tonight! You will have a blast! And it *is* special and uniquely powerful to see this particular story on a big screen, esp for queer folks who don't get this opportunity often. I love this movie so much. GO BROS!!! [heart emoji] [rainbow emoji]

Twitchy collected some tweets reminding him that he has previously told "certain parts of the country" to go f*** themselves.


billyeichnerhateseveryone.jpg

billeichnerihateyoustraights.jpg


the morally corrupt juan barquin

@woahitsjuanito

i love that this journey has gone from "we're so important, gonna be a hit" to "damn gay people are flaking, don't you know how important we are" to "no wait it's straight people's fault this revolution is tanking" to "actually it doesn't matter if we tank, it's a masterpiece"

So as you can see, it's Billy Eichner's own nasty attitude towards "certain parts of the country" that caused his stupid gay movie to bomb.

Although, to be totally honest with you: We weren't going to see it anyway.

I'm just going to reveal a little secret here. I know this is just a terrible thing to say, but maybe it will help people adjust their actual expectations for box office in the future: Although most straight people have nothing against gay people, most straight people, especially straight men, are uncomfortable with witnessing gay coupling and gay kissing and would rather not see it, and will definitely not pay to see it.

Also straight men don't see romance movies unless they're dragged to them by their gals and I'm pretty sure most women aren't using one of their limited number of you-have-to-see-this-even-if-you-hate-it Movie Calls to see this gay romance.

I know we live in an Empire of Lies where the Truth is the ultimate Cruelty, but there you go.

$4.8 million is actually a decent haul for a very niche film, as "historic" as it may be.

If you want more people to see it, pressure your leftwing "allies" to see it. There are millions of woke straight people in the major cities who could buy this up to a major hit if they wanted to.

Leave us "straight people" in "certain areas of the country" out of it-- this wasn't made for us, and you insulted us anyway.

Tell your "allies" what terrible homophobes they are for refusing to support Gay Cinema.

Elizabeth Banks attempted to play the "see my movie or else you hate women" card when tracking for her movie, the woke, anti-male second reboot of Charlie's Angels, projected a loser.

It failed.

Midnight's Edge would later point out that Rambo: Last Blood, which opened at around the same time or during the exact same weekend, of course made much more money, but that's not the really killer point. The killer point is that more women saw Rambo: Last Blood than saw Charlie's Angels.

So why was she attempting to bully men into seeing her crappy reboot of a reboot of a TV show? Even women didn't want to see it.

And when women would rather watch Rambo stick a Bowie knife through a man's groin and chop people's heads and arms off with a machete than see your explicitly-made-for-women movie, that's a sign your movie isn't very good.

And if women don't want to see it, obviously men have no responsibility to pick up their slack.

Pretty sure there are more than 480,000 gays in the country. Assuming $10 a ticket, only 480,000 saw this movie.

Get more gays to see this stinker first before beating up on the straights.


Posted by: Ace at 06:05 PM




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1 "Gay Movie "Bros" Stiffs at Box Office; Straight People Blamed"

I blame suburban wine moms. But to be fair, a lot of them were probably out getting gender reassignment surgery estimates for their children.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2022 06:06 PM (tDEa7)

2 Glad to know it's partly my fault....I'll have a cookie.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2022 06:07 PM (AwYPR)

3 When "wokeanda forevah" tanks, it's wipipo fault.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 03, 2022 06:08 PM (gwhfk)

4 hey, money is tight, why spend it on things you despise...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, it's all about the roux at October 03, 2022 06:08 PM (jTmQV)

5 Wow. You mean heterosexual Top Gun did better than this. I'm shocked.

BTW, did Rotten Tomatoes give this a 101? Just guessing.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2022 06:08 PM (tDEa7)

6 This is nothing more than the BS they pulled when Ellen Degeneris' (sic?) comedy show back in the '90's started to bomb. My family and I loved that show because she was funny. And then about 3 years in she started making it all gay preachy shit and we lost interest. Not because we hated gays, but because she stopped being funny. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 03, 2022 06:09 PM (dRVHb)

7 Yelling fuck you at your intended audience is an interesting tactic

Posted by: CN at October 03, 2022 06:09 PM (Zzbjj)

8 I don't go to movies much anyway, and it's not going to encourage me to go see it if you bring "fictional Hateful Bible stories" and "religious bullshit" into it. Bros is supposed to be a bromrance? The director or writer or whoever that is doesn't seem like a very fun loving, funny guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:09 PM (vH/6k)

9 Any bets on "In and Out" being a much funnier gay movie?

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:10 PM (aRLgQ)

10 You can't swing a dead cat without hitting two gay guys. Why would anyone go to see this?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2022 06:12 PM (tDEa7)

11 So straight people failed to position gay men for success? Well, naturally.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:12 PM (ppBhU)

12 But these bitches get a whole nother "pride" parade on Halloween.

I'm still puking rainbows since June.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 03, 2022 06:12 PM (gwhfk)

13 Because swabbing feces off of your genitalia and undergarments provides comedic relief from the stress of daily life.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 03, 2022 06:12 PM (z+OQR)

14 Any movie with the premise "you must suck dick" probably isn't going to do well.

In places other than NYC and SF. Probably others.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2022 06:12 PM (BFigT)

15 And in case anyone is wondering. In and Out came out (heh) in 1997. So this gay movie is pretty much "breaking ground" that was broken 25 years ago. Though I think In and Out was just meant as a comedy and not a RomCom.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:13 PM (aRLgQ)

16 GO BROS!!! [heart emoji] [rainbow emoji]
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This tweet reeks of shitdick, low fat ice cream, and sorrow

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:13 PM (CZgCn)

17 I the Amerika not only will you be forced to care, you will be forced to watch. And clap.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2022 06:14 PM (MxEKc)

18 Great post Ace. I fully agree. The reviewers were probably scared to give it anything less than 5 stars because they didn't want to get canceled by the gay mafia. I saw the trailer inadvertently when it was aired during a live episode of Big Brother. It looked absolutely revolting even before I knew the actual storyline, and then it showed guys on top of each other and making out in the trailer, and my stomach literally lurched.

Posted by: Adrienne at October 03, 2022 06:14 PM (gegMK)

19 "I'm just going to reveal a little secret here. I know this is just a terrible thing to say, but maybe it will help people adjust their actual expectations for box office in the future: Although most straight people have nothing against gay people, most straight people, especially straight men, are uncomfortable with witnessing gay coupling and gay kissing and would rather not see it, and will definitely not pay to see it."
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What a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Javems at October 03, 2022 06:15 PM (AmoqO)

20 If Hollywood wants to make gay oriented entertainment that has a wide appeal they should bring back Snagglepuss cartoons. Everyone loves those.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 03, 2022 06:15 PM (xPl2J)

21 are fags pussyphobic ?





Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2022 06:15 PM (us2H3)

22 So a movie made for

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:16 PM (BRHaw)

23 Maybe if they had included more boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:16 PM (dNqv+)

24 I have a crisp $5 note that says the percentage of lesbians that would go to a gay male rom-com is within three percentage points of the straights.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:16 PM (dOeoM)

25 Everywhere you go they are forcing this crap on you and your kids. Then when you object for religious or purely philosophical reasons they call you a bigot and any other pejorative the gay nazis can think of. But yeah, let's go see a lighthearted movie about it or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2022 06:17 PM (tDEa7)

26 He used to do some kind of TV show called Akshually... with Billy the Asshole (citation needed) where he'd stop people on the streets and read Wikipedia articles riddled with leftwing errors to them.

I can't find anything by that specific title but the IMDB.com shows Eichner doing a show called "Billy on the Street" that ran between 2011 and 2019. The description for it matches yours pretty much.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 03, 2022 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)

27 Movie goers run the risk of being on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Mabe Galor at October 03, 2022 06:17 PM (4l/o3)

28 Was There's Something About Mary a rom com? That had some funny in it. All of the Matt Dillon stuff.

Can't think of any others that actually satisfied the com part of rom com.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 03, 2022 06:17 PM (SIZS3)

29 I am sort of surprised straight women did not drag their guys to go see this piece of shit. I am guessing the reply was a universal: NFW. Now...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:17 PM (dNqv+)

30 Gay Movie "Bros" Stiffs at Box Office;
.......

Sucked, too. And raped ass.

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

31 man people don't even want to comment about this movie


15 minutes less than 30 comments

Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)

32 >>>I can't find anything by that specific title but the IMDB.com shows Eichner doing a show called "Billy on the Street" that ran between 2011 and 2019. The description for it matches yours pretty much.

well I was just kidding. I couldn't remember the name but I know it's basicall "Akshually: The TV show." Where he just Askhually's you to death with leftwing talking points.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (B3oWe)

33 It must be truly depressing to be gay and realize that despite overwhelming corporate and government power being deployed in your defense, it still isn't enough to get people to actually approve of your lifestyle.

Posted by: trev006 at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (yZNTO)

34 He's not very happy for a gay guy.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (dOeoM)

35 You Sad Bros?

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (D1KRb)

36 Phuch gays and gay cinema.

NO. WAIT. I didn't mean it like that.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (gPHjC)

37 well I was just kidding. I couldn't remember the name but I know it's basicall "Akshually: The TV show." Where he just Askhually's you to death with leftwing talking points.
Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (B3oWe)


Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (ZSK0i)

38 Every straight guy must go see this movie!
And with a male friend!

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

39 Not my fault, I didn't pay to see broke back mountain and I won't pay to see this one, pretty sure they knew that when they were making this piece of trash.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (bVYXr)

40 lol so i guess this is the painful, yet hilarious part of the culture wars

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (w0NJk)

41 You mean that the "Tea Baggers" (tee hee) didn't go see it?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (AiZBA)

42 I watched too much of that trailer. I'm gonna let myself go. Dad bod here I come.

Posted by: JROD at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (0jZnq)

43 >>>Was There's Something About Mary a rom com

technically but it was more just a gonzo comedy. the romantic aspect was present but not front-and-center.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (B3oWe)

44 There was this Jim Carrey movie I started watching, and just turned it off when gay sex showed up. NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
You'll have more people watching movies about the Gay Dahmer or Gay Gacey.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

45 Maybe he can cheer up by watching the Crying Game on Brokeback Mountain.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (dOeoM)

46 Gays are no longer being persecuted for being gay, and they will never, ever forgive us for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (9pZqD)

47 This has so far been a pretty good movie week for me.

Prepare to faint!
Netflix ackshewallee put out a good action movie, that goes against the current woke feminist dogma format or at least totally ignores it. Take your pick.

The movie is "Last Seen Alive".
It's a Gerard Butler action flick wherein a guy is a troubled marriage is reluctantly taking his wife to her parents house for a trial separation. When he stops to get gas, she disappears.

Hijinks ensue along with anger, panic, shootings, brutal beatdowns, and more shooting then some more brutal beatdowns. all courtesy of Gerard Butler, one of the best physical and action actors working today.

The movie is lower budget than he usually works with but the quick and grimy feel really works. Reminds me of a classier grind house flick.
Ignore the critics...if you read the reviews they're lames politically inspire feminist chatter.
And enjoy this fun popcorn flick.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (KLPy8)

48 One of best lines ever about a why it is called being gay is that

someone is getting their dick sucked tonight!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (BRHaw)

49 I tolerate gays. That does not mean I want that shoved in my face, I don't find it entertaining.

Why waste time, or money, on entertainment that would do nothing more than gross me out?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM (oHd/0)

50 I'm just happy that replacing the circuit board in my dryer fixed the problem

Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM (us2H3)

51 39 Not my fault, I didn't pay to see broke back mountain and I won't pay to see this one, pretty sure they knew that when they were making this piece of trash.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (bVYXr)



Apparently at least with Brokeback you get Anne Hathaway's tits. I've never watched it, but I believe ace can confirm.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM (aRLgQ)

52 "I Love You Phillip Morris"...could NOT watch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM (ynpvh)

53 Standing in line at the theatre is a great place to meet single guys!

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

54 If I wanted to watch bad homosexual fantasy I could watch Don Lemon show for free.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (MxEKc)

55 "esp for queer folks who don't get this opportunity often"

Eh? I was under the impression that "queer" and "trans" is just about 90% of storylines these days.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (OIDJg)

56 All the straight guys were to busy trying to follow the how-to guide from Vice on shoving stuff up their butts.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (dOeoM)

57 My field of fucks is once again barren.

Maybe Billy should explore the exciting opportunities in writing code.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (JOtiF)

58 31 man people don't even want to comment about this movie

15 minutes less than 30 comments
Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (us2H3)

*pages through mental rolodex*

I am having trouble working Rome or Tessa Fowler or Giorgia Meloni (new up and coming addition) into this one.

Like Elagabalus, if this movie had been more interested in women like Tessa Fowler, it might not have gotten beaten to death by it's own Praetorian Guard. You know, I would like to see Meloni in a Praetorian Guard costume.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (dNqv+)

59 I'd never heard of "billy eichner" or "Bros" before this post. *shrugs* I'll forget both those names in 5 minutes too.

Somehow I don't think I'm missing anything.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (nRMeC)

60 >>Apparently at least with Brokeback you get Anne Hathaway's tits.

i don't know if you did. maybe the other one, Michelle Williams maybe ? It's been like 18 years.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (B3oWe)

61 58 31 man people don't even want to comment about this movie


no because the other day we got yelled at for making too many movie comments!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (w0NJk)

62 well I was just kidding. I couldn't remember the name but I know it's basicall "Akshually: The TV show." Where he just Askhually's you to death with leftwing talking points.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (B3oWe)

I haven't had TV since 2016 but I didn't know anything like that existed and I'm going to pretend for the rest of my life that I still don't.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (CZgCn)

63 Straights are supposed to like it so much as to start hook ups and have fun butt banging

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (xhxe8)

64 A gay rom com tanked because us straight people didn't go see it?

Oh no I feel so bad

Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (tp+tP)

65 This really isn't mystifying. Not a lot of straight women are drawn to see even an average movie because some actress has a topless scene, and straight people aren't going to be drawn to see a movie because they heard there were gay sex scenes in it.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (joIM+)

66 33 It must be truly depressing to be gay and realize that despite overwhelming corporate and government power being deployed in your defense, it still isn't enough to get people to actually approve of your lifestyle.
Posted by: trev006 at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (yZNTO)

Which shows the problem. First we were asked for tolerance... and gave it.

Now they want approval and celebration.... uh... no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

67 56 All the straight guys were to busy trying to follow the how-to guide from Vice on shoving stuff up their butts.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (dOeoM)

Gerbiling 101: Taught by Richard Gere

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

68 57 My field of fucks is once again barren.

Maybe Billy should explore the exciting opportunities in writing code.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (JOtiF)

Field of Fucks would be a great name for a porno!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

69 or Field of Creams

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

70 60 >>Apparently at least with Brokeback you get Anne Hathaway's tits.

i don't know if you did. maybe the other one, Michelle Williams maybe ? It's been like 18 years.
Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:21 PM (B3oWe)



Still your greatest movie review.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (aRLgQ)

71 "Hijinks ensue along with anger, panic, shootings, brutal beatdowns, and more shooting then some more brutal beatdowns. all courtesy of Gerard Butler, one of the best physical and action actors working today. "

IMHO he would have made a wonderful James Bond.

Posted by: Tuna at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (gLRfa)

72 61 58 31 man people don't even want to comment about this movie


no because the other day we got yelled at for making too many movie comments!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (w0NJk)

That movie is so gay!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

73 If you want more people to see it, pressure your leftwing "allies" to see it.

Yep. As bad as comics presently are, for example, they could be successful if lefties bought them. But they don't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

74 38 Every straight guy must go see this movie!
And with a male friend!
Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

Oh fuck no. No straight dude is going to do this, not even close. No guy would ask a brother to violate the bro code this much. That is more gay than talking to another dude at the wall of urinals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

75 Would "Limps" have been a better verb choice than "Stiffs"?

And before y'all get huffy, as a POH, I can ask this.

Posted by: Chester, sidekick of Marshal Dillon at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

76 I mean, if being gay was some huge accomplishment, I could muster up some respect or more tolerance...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, it's all about the roux at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (jTmQV)

77 So it's "exciting to be releasing it in the middle of a culture war"? So the guy didn't really want to make a bromance. He wanted to be part of artillery in a culture war? Goooovy!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (vH/6k)

78 Put me down as a homophobic weirdo, just like normal people have been for numerous millennium, worldwide, red and yellow black and white, according to most creeds, and in line with evolutionary requirement or intelligent design.

Faggotry, like communism, is a path best avoided, because it denies nature and natural order and ends up as a debased and depraved habitat for the individual and society alike.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (LaNzR)

79 well I was just kidding. I couldn't remember the name but I know it's basicall "Akshually: The TV show." Where he just Askhually's you to death with leftwing talking points.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2022 06:18 PM (B3oWe)


I think I had heard of that before, but I got it confused with "Adam Ruins Everything."

Though in my defense, Adam looks about as gay as Billy Eichner.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (tp+tP)

80 I don't want *straight* sex in every stupid movie, either. Seriously, can a story just have a bunch of people doing a thing that's about something without two of them hooking up halfway through? Real human beings routinely get through two hours at a shot without genitals being involved. It's possible. I've seen it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (9pZqD)

81 I think Withnail and I was maybe the first gay rom com

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (w0NJk)

82 Billy Eichner should pay more attention to Feminist Action Films of Historical Significance and less time complaining about silly little hairdresser film flops! These tweets make him sound like such a little bitch!

Posted by: Elizabeth Banks at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (vI/Pp)

83 Everywhere you go they are forcing this crap on you and your kids. Then when you object for religious or purely philosophical reasons they call you a bigot and any other pejorative the gay nazis can think of. But yeah, let's go see a lighthearted movie about it or something.

No, they don't really care if you object to it. You had it in the first sentence. They want our kids to be raised in it and not know any different. They're just waiting for us to die off and they've said as much.

Posted by: snarfblaat at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (SrnF/)

84 Dey eat da poo-poo.

Posted by: Kenyan Health Minister at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (D1KRb)

85 Who the hell wants to see a rom-com these days?

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (AVXID)

86 Now they want approval and celebration.... uh... no.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

and PRIDE

Pride has never helped anyone. Its one thing to do something great and tell the story, once. But the second time, its old, its boring, it just sucks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (BRHaw)

87 Fun movie dos...

"DC League of Super Pets"

Fun, silly, smartly stupid kid's movie that I would've have loved taking the kiddos to when they were younger.

If you ever read comic books, especially DC comics, you'll enjoy this.

Turn off brain. Enjoy flick.

The eeeeeevil guinea pig is really well done. As are the rest of the characters.

Like so many flicks these days, DCLoSP is one or two rewrites away from classic status. But, well worth a gander. Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (KLPy8)

88 no because the other day we got yelled at for making too many movie comments!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (w0NJk)

We did? If it was ace, that is the blackest of black pots calling the kettle black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:25 PM (dNqv+)

89 Monkeypox The Movie didnt find an audience?

So weird.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:25 PM (dOeoM)

90 84 Dey eat da poo-poo.


OMG thank you for reminding me of that guy! HERO

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:25 PM (w0NJk)

91 Field of Fucks would be a great name for a porno!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

If you build it...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 03, 2022 06:25 PM (9pZqD)

92 Ace's review of Brokeback Mountain.

December 2005 so don't comment.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=147276

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:25 PM (aRLgQ)

93 Oh fuck no. No straight dude is going to do this, not even close. No guy would ask a brother to violate the bro code this much. That is more gay than talking to another dude at the wall of urinals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

Nice Dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (BRHaw)

94 Billy Eichner sounds like a good dude. Maybe he likes hiking?

Posted by: Revenant Bear at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (vI/Pp)

95 77 So it's "exciting to be releasing it in the middle of a culture war"? So the guy didn't really want to make a bromance. He wanted to be part of artillery in a culture war? Goooovy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (vH/6k)

Some shells don't go off when they are supposed to. Just ask the French countryside for the past 100 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (dNqv+)

96 Field of Fucks would be a great name for a porno!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

There is a Farmer's Daughter joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (oHd/0)

97 Vote for the Historic First Or We'll Call You a Bigot somehow morphed into Pay With Your Own Time and Money for the Historic First Or We'll Call You a Bigot.

They took the inch they got from Fag Obama running against two of the actual biggest assholes on the planet four years apart and have decided they would now own the mile.

It's very weird.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (CZgCn)

98 ya know ... pride is a sin

why is it supposed to be this great thing now?

pride's a sin, and for good reason

humility is a virtue, but the doofuses running around now think THAT'S a sin!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (w0NJk)

99 47 naturalfake writes

...The movie is "Last Seen Alive". ...

I watched it last night. Above average flick from Netflix, if slightly unbelievable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2022 06:27 PM (JOtiF)

100 Sure wish we had Norm MacDonald to comment on this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:27 PM (Zf0+a)

101 I think the real question is if gay guys are not drawn to a) romance and b) monogamy.

That would be the real question here.

You bombed with the gays--why is that acksuallly?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 03, 2022 06:27 PM (dOeoM)

102 You've got Monkeypox

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:27 PM (BRHaw)

103 and PRIDE

Pride has never helped anyone. Its one thing to do something great and tell the story, once. But the second time, its old, its boring, it just sucks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (BRHaw)

Pride, is Hubris.

Hubris precedes Nemesis.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:27 PM (oHd/0)

104 Male shit makes me turgid. Pay me!!

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (CZgCn)

105 By definition gay movies suck and will always take it up the butt.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (LaNzR)

106 Honest question, how can gays be married, since they can't consummate the marriage? If a man and woman don't consummate, then the marriage is annulled, in other words, the marriage never existed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (fs1hN)

107 btw someone here said Flesh and Blood was terrible so I was curious to re-watch the thing. I dunno I must be weird bc I kind of liked it. it was like "grimy not-Viking Vikings" or something

Verhoeven films are always interesting even the hot mess ones.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (w0NJk)

108 The bitch neighbor from Married with Children is in this and she's trying to get publicity by whining that MwC was misogynistic.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aRLgQ)

109 Buncha homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

110 Apparently at least with Brokeback you get Anne Hathaway's tits.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:20 PM


Ihose aren't what's most commented-upon here.

That would be her U.N. Women Goodwill Ambassadorship, IIRC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

111 Speaking of Brokeback, another ghey movie I never saw

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

112 Wife: Lets go see Bros
Husband: Let me shave my balls first
Wife: Thats kinda gay
Husband: I know

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (BRHaw)

113 There is only one Gay movie I like.

Posted by: kraken at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (Vr12I)

114 That E-Harmony commercial of the two gay guys couldn't be more degradingly stereotyped. Its hilariously disgusting.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (9MoRr)

115 If Acosta still had a job, he'd make it an article of faith to ask every Republican candidate why he/she failed to see the Bros. movie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (vI/Pp)

116 Ihose aren't what's most commented-upon here.

That would be her U.N. Women Goodwill Ambassadorship, IIRC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

The batcycle scene in Dark Knight Rises?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (dNqv+)

117 >>>Billy Eichner is a thoroughly annoying nitwit I am only barely aware of.

A ringing endorsement, if ever I heard one.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (tQL7r)

118 They took the inch they got from Fag Obama running against two of the actual biggest assholes on the planet four years apart and have decided they would now own the mile.

It's very weird.
Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM (CZgCn)


They couldn't have done anything different. To have acted more tactically about it would have been to implicitly acknowledge that their so-called rights are not absolute and need to be weighed against other considerations. Which an SJW can never do.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (tp+tP)

119 113 There is only one Gay movie I like.
Posted by: kraken at October 03, 2022 06:29 PM (Vr12I)

Cobra?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (dNqv+)

120 ya know ... pride is a sin
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM


So soon after Pride Month?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

121 119 113 There is only one Gay movie I like.


Top Gun it's gotta be Top Gun

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (w0NJk)

122 No weedwhackers were harmed/used during the filming of this movie.

Posted by: JT at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (T4tVD)

123 120 ya know ... pride is a sin
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:26 PM

So soon after Pride Month?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

So.... then we get Nemesis Month?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

124 Although most straight people have nothing against gay people

For what it is worth, I'm not sure this is true. It's accepted as true, and mouthed as true, because saying homosexuality is immoral is now verboten. So, like a lot of things, you can't have an honest conversation or poll about this topic. But even CA could not get gay marriage past its people in a plebiscite, and it had to be imposed on most of the country from the top down in a 5-4 supreme court decision. Add that gays have since gone on to hector the public in a variety of ways (folsom street has spread to main street, bake the cake, workplace policies that stick a thumb in the eye of the religious on this issue, drag queen story time), and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

125 122 No weedwhackers were harmed/used during the filming of this movie.
Posted by: JT at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (T4tVD)

Actually, I'd bet a couple were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (dNqv+)

126 Maybe he should have sold it as Sex in the City re-imagined but with gay dudes?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (Zf0+a)

127 121 119 113 There is only one Gay movie I like.

Top Gun it's gotta be Top Gun
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (w0NJk)

Robin Hood, Men in Tights?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

128 There is only one Gay movie I like.

Zorro, The Gay Blade.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

129 Top Gun it's gotta be Top Gun
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:30 PM (w0NJk)

If a guy leave after the topless beach volleyball scene, hes gay!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (BRHaw)

130 Smokey and the Butt Bandit

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

131 So.... then we get Nemesis Month?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

The other 11 months of the year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (dNqv+)

132 Ther's a name for flims like these. Pron.

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (0OP+5)

133 Ending of Blazing Saddles is kinda gay.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (BRHaw)

134 I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

And just like with pedoism it's not that they're waiting for acceptance to impose it, they are just waiting until people have no choice but to take it.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (CZgCn)

135
There is only one Gay movie I like.
Posted by: kraken


You may go join TJM in the "Prometheus" Corner of Shame

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

136 "So.... then we get Nemesis Month?"

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (8oyo2)

137 128 There is only one Gay movie I like.

Zorro, The Gay Blade.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

Ah Yes, a Movie you can't find anywhere anymore.... wonder why...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

138 As sorta gay subject movies go I'm telling ya that y'all would like the comedy Three to Tango.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (9MoRr)

139 So single guys of any age aren't interested; lesbians aren't interested; no to straight couples where the guy won't go to chick flicks without a hot female lead; no to straight couples where the guy will go to a rom com to be nice to the wife/date because it won't have anything relatable to them and that probably limited to relatively older couples and not 20-somethings.

So it leaves far left couples and college students going to prove their Wokeness; fag-hags; and probably not even butch gays but only effeminate ones, or couples with a "wifely" partner and they're only going to go once so no word of mouth or repeat business.

I recall Mark Steyn reporting that Brokeback Mountain was the only Oscar-winner ever to make less money in theatres after winning Best Picture than before.

Not exactly positioned for success [as said above]. BTW, is word of mouth possible if your mouth is full??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (yikp0)

140 126 Maybe he should have sold it as Sex in the City re-imagined but with gay dudes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (Zf0+a)

Theoretically, Sex in the City (I fucking hate that show) was a female fantasy of living like men. But it was a female's perception of how men live. Actually it was closer to how the handful of gay dudes I have known DO live.

It's not a pretty picture in either case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (dNqv+)

141 Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never, ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (BRHaw)

142 Add that gays have since gone on to hector the public in a variety of ways (folsom street has spread to main street, bake the cake, workplace policies that stick a thumb in the eye of the religious on this issue, drag queen story time), and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)


Could be. I can claim no experience beyond myself, but I have always found homosexuality in and of itself repugnant, and although there are several gay people I have gotten along with in the past, the sight of a gay *couple* sets me on edge instantly. Again, that's just me; I don't pretend to speak for anyone else.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:34 PM (tp+tP)

143 The bitch neighbor from Married with Children is in this and she's trying to get publicity by whining that MwC was misogynistic.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aRLgQ)


She really did hate Ed O'Neill, so that part wasn't acting.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (JOtiF)

144 Not exactly positioned for success [as said above]. BTW, is word of mouth possible if your mouth is full??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (yikp0)

That comment is just chock o bloc with euphemisms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (dNqv+)

145 This Scold Paradox (corollary of Michael Anton's "The Celebration Paradox"

"Everybody wants the alphabet agenda shoved --sometimes literally -- down their throats, and it's bad that they don't, h8rs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (IBQQW)

146 140 126 Maybe he should have sold it as Sex in the City re-imagined but with gay dudes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (Zf0+a)

Theoretically, Sex in the City (I fucking hate that show) was a female fantasy of living like men. But it was a female's perception of how men live. Actually it was closer to how the handful of gay dudes I have known DO live.

It's not a pretty picture in either case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (dNqv+)

It was about gay men in NYC. It started as an article or 2 and became a book.

Culture Appropriation

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (BRHaw)

147 Add that gays have since gone on to hector the public in a variety of ways (folsom street has spread to main street, bake the cake, workplace policies that stick a thumb in the eye of the religious on this issue, drag queen story time), and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (ppBhU)
---
Indeed. A lot of straight people can be into some kinky shit in the bedroom, but as long it stays there, no one really cares. That's all gay people had to do...But no, they want to shove their wangs into everyone's faces...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (K5n5d)

148 Youse guys are funny - nah, it’s The Bird Cage. One of the funnier movies I ever seen.

Posted by: kraken at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (Vr12I)

149 Theoretically, Sex in the City (I fucking hate that show) was a female fantasy of living like men. But it was a female's perception of how men live. Actually it was closer to how the handful of gay dudes I have known DO live.

It's not a pretty picture in either case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:33 PM (dNqv+)



Weren't the writers or creators of that show actually gay guys? So it really was a show where the behavior of gay dudes was placed on female characters.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (aRLgQ)

150 >>> 133 Ending of Blazing Saddles is kinda gay.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (BRHaw)

kinda?!

"It sounds like steam escaping!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2022 06:35 PM (llON8)

151 Maybe he should have sold it as Sex in the City re-imagined but with gay dudes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (Zf0+a)


So....Sex in the City, then?

Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:36 PM (tp+tP)

152 Brett Baier just asked Gov Youngkin to comment on gauche OrangeMan's coo-coo-cachoo name calling.

Well then. A perfect 'not who we are' framing.

Posted by: micky at October 03, 2022 06:36 PM (3byMq)

153 151 Maybe he should have sold it as Sex in the City re-imagined but with gay dudes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:31 PM (Zf0+a)


So....Sex in the City, then?
Posted by: Dr. T at October 03, 2022 06:36 PM (tp+tP)

With Monkey Pox!!!!

Posted by: kraken at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (Vr12I)

154 I don't know which is more sad:

That he lives in a perpetual myth world where gays are oppressed?
Or
That he thinks a top score from critics on a site named "Rotten Tomatoes" is indicative of merit?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (Zf0+a)

155 Funny when I channel surf how many times the Limmiwinks Southpark episode shows up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (BRHaw)

156 "124 Although most straight people have nothing against gay people

For what it is worth, I'm not sure this is true. It's accepted as true, and mouthed as true, because saying homosexuality is immoral is now verboten. So, like a lot of things, you can't have an honest conversation or poll about this topic. But even CA could not get gay marriage past its people in a plebiscite, and it had to be imposed on most of the country from the top down in a 5-4 supreme court decision. Add that gays have since gone on to hector the public in a variety of ways (folsom street has spread to main street, bake the cake, workplace policies that stick a thumb in the eye of the religious on this issue, drag queen story time), and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened."

And then the people who went along to get along 12 years or so ago are stunned to find there's no brake on that locomotive.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (OIDJg)

157 Get more gays to see this stinker first before beating up on the straights.

Good point, ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (vH/6k)

158 >>> 136 "So.... then we get Nemesis Month?"

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:32 PM (8oyo2)

SMOD is such a tease. Isn't Nemesis the name for the imagined "death star" orbiting the Milky Way that overtakes our system every so often to cause death and destruction?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2022 06:38 PM (llON8)

159 Nobody nooded below:

Relatives in FL looking for contributions of bleach, deodorant, water, Gatorade, baby items, non-perishable food, garbage bags, towels, plastic containers, bodywash, shampoo, toothpaste, tooth brushes, clothing, dish soap, hand soap, paper towels, and toilet paper. Basic stuff they need desperately.

Glad Joey-shit-for-brains is in PR. Maybe they'll keep his moronic ass there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (y3pKJ)

160 The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was at least funny. Flawless just exposed the truth.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (+pXCf)

161 I learned my lesson from Brie Larson, movies made for women, by women, about woman are NOT for old, straight, white American males like me. So I don't watch them.

I assumed this was a movie made by gays, for gays, about gays and therefore NOT for me, so I did not go see it.

Am I supposed to stop by the theater, hand over twenty dollars and then drive home without watching the movies or something? I guess I am a little confused about the rules.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (T0r1g)

162
Yeah... I'm the "weirdo." Because I'm not into these celebrations of a sexual kink that perhaps 3% of people have. OK, buddy.

That guy needs to get the dicks out of his ears, because he seems pretty tonedeaf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (oINRc)

163 "Bros" should have been released on streaming. Streaming is better for niche films anyway, and you can hide the numbers better. Let those interested in The Beast With Two Cocks search it out.

I went to see "Don't Worry Darling" because of all the off screen drama and internecine bitching. I expected to see a train wreck and actually liked it. It's more about messy reality being better than a cool simulation.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (5gy5K)

164 SMOD is such a tease. Isn't Nemesis the name for the imagined "death star" orbiting the Milky Way that overtakes our system every so often to cause death and destruction?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2022 06:38 PM (llON


Hidden Brown Giant out in the Oort cloud I think.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (aRLgQ)

165 Men are not homophobes. Men have no problems watching hot chicks getting it on with each other.

Posted by: PHub-XHam-XnXX at October 03, 2022 06:39 PM (sAmhv)

166 Get more gays to see this stinker first
........

It wasn't rated X.

Posted by: Butt Bros at October 03, 2022 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

167 But woke would-be auteurs blaming the marketing for the failure of their woke pieces of shit is the New Hotness.

-----------

"Which heterosexual man failed to position these fags for success?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 03, 2022 06:40 PM (IBQQW)

168 "I hate you so much!!!! Also, why didn't you pay to see my movie that mocks your worldview and spend several hours going to the theater to see it?!?!"

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (MTm8X)

169 Now, prepare yourself for a good horror flick aimed at women.
With almost zip-diddly-doo-squat feminist woke posturing. That movie is -

"Smile".

The movie is a mash-up of "It Follows", "Fallen", "Drag Me to Hell", and a few others.
All it wants to do is creep you out and does that very well.

The women's horror movie angle comes in with the protagonist having a of her social contacts, friends, and status stripped away from her as the movie progresses.

The movie has a measured pace that mostly works well, though it certainly could've used a bit of tightening here and there.
and the old, one or two more rewrites issue surfaces again toward the climax when there are some real missed opportunities to tie everything together in a suffocating tightness that would benefit this kind of story.
Anywho, still a good watch. Go smile at "Smile".

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (KLPy8)

170 No shit?

So the original Sex in the City was gay dudes imagining life as women slutting around and acting like straight men but really behaving like gay men?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (Zf0+a)

171 You know who else was gay?

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (CZgCn)

172 >>>Yelling fuck you at your intended audience is an interesting tactic
Posted by: CN at October 03, 2022 06:09 PM (Zzbjj)

========

And why I will never watch a Chris Evans movie again.

Posted by: Turn Two at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (JfxgE)

173 You can call it "rom-com," but it is still sodomy to me.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (MTm8X)

174 teej!!! How are ya?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (+pXCf)

175 Mainehealth.org website at the Barbara Bush Childrens Hospital:
Method 1: Use the inguinal canals
The testicles migrate through the inguinal canals to outside
the body before we are born. The testes can be placed back into
these spaces with gentle pressure.
1. Use your fingers to gently push the testicles up into the
inguinal canals. This should not be painful. If you feel any
discomfort, consider stopping and trying at a later time.
2. Once the testicles are in place, place the penis and scrotum
back between your legs. You can secure these within your
gluteal cleft (the space between your buttocks).
3. See the options listed in the chart for how to secure the tuck

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (BRHaw)

176 Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:37 PM (OIDJg)

I have nothing against gay people except the homosexuality part.

Okay that's not really true but just wanted to post that snark.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:42 PM (9MoRr)

177 The problem isn't that they are gay.
It's that they have become largely insufferable.
The drag shows, the insistence on legal marriages, bake the cake, and those are the more palatable situations.
Then you get the Folsom St. Fair, the Dore street fair, the complete monopolization in hiring of entire swaths of the economy, show biz, education, librarians, I could go on, but then there's the dark side...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, it's all about the roux at October 03, 2022 06:42 PM (jTmQV)

178 Thought it was pretty good.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at October 03, 2022 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

179 143 The bitch neighbor from Married with Children is in this and she's trying to get publicity by whining that MwC was misogynistic.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aRLgQ)

She really did hate Ed O'Neill, so that part wasn't acting.
Posted by: GnuBreed



There is a video of O'Neil talking about that. He seems meh about it all. He doesn't know why she hates him so much, so he just doesn't worry about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2022 06:42 PM (sAmhv)

180 yeah Smile looks good!

just watched The Innocents and along with The Watcher I highly recommend these two for "spooktober" viewing. The innocents was really interesting (and not really horror, exactly).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (w0NJk)

181 170 No shit?

So the original Sex in the City was gay dudes imagining life as women slutting around and acting like straight men but really behaving like gay men?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (Zf0+a)

yes

This is the story of how a columnist, two gay men, and a writers’ room full of women used their own poignant, hilarious, and humiliating stories to launch a cultural phenomenon. They endured shock, slut-shaming, and a slew of nasty reviews on their way to eventual—if still often begrudging—respect. The show wasn’t perfect, but it revolutionized television for women.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (BRHaw)

182 Yeah, not into watching fag shit. I said fag because my phone kept converting the word "gay" into "games". Fuck it, I'll go around it and say fag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (T2a03)

183
I don't have anything against gays, prima facie. But I do have a thing against pushy, domineering, politically fanatical martinets who try to bully me constantly, and demean me and people like me and our faith and our political beliefs, and recruit my children into their deviant lifestyle, and then paint me as a demon if I say one peep about it.

And that's enough of the "gay community" that I simply assume that's who I'm dealing with until proven otherwise, and I don't hesitate to ridicule them and their gay lifestyle with every bit of vulgarity I can muster if it isn't. And that's a lot of vulgarity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (oINRc)

184 I'd rather watch Prometheus than a show about gay dudes.
There, I said it.

Posted by: Bosk at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (v4L7Y)

185 >>>There is only one Gay movie I like.

>Stir Crazy?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 03, 2022 06:43 PM (z+OQR)

186 The untalented bundle of sticks tells us to Eff-Off. So we Effed-Off and now it's pissed.

Typical lefty.

Posted by: AstroDB at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (BjDu0)

187 But woke would-be auteurs blaming the marketing for the failure of their woke pieces of shit is the New Hotness.
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The marketers failed to position the gays for success.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (XQDUp)

188 Prometheus is, in its own way, gay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (5gy5K)

189 He should have done a tie-in with the WNBA.

They just had their Finals, right?

That's tens of hundreds he could have reached.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (Zf0+a)

190 And why I will never watch a Chris Evans movie again.
Posted by: Turn Two at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (JfxgE)

YEah, once ACTION Star Liam Neeson lectured me on guns? Have not watched any of his movies since...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

191 Don't forget shaming you for not accepting their manmeat down your gullet is part of the kink.

If they have something to shame you over, then their own shame is somehow ameliorated.

Except the punchline is it's not, but they enjoy play acting as their own little inverted KKK Gestapo anyway.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (CZgCn)

192 Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (KLPy

Most important part of a movie, Does it have a good ending?

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (9MoRr)

193 Can't blame us. According to my late, lamented TV, we're a tiny minority. This thing should be a blockbuster.

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (Sv58p)

194 https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/breaking 34 us-political-prisoners dc-gulag demand transfer to Guantanamo
https://tinyurl.com/38aeakfd

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

195 There is only one Gay movie I like.

The LBGTASDFJKL; version of Wizard of Oz

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (BRHaw)

196 and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I suspect you are absolutely right about that. Personally, I thought what people did in private should stay in private and was their business.

But now? I've had it up toTHERE with all the in-your-face stuff.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (tQL7r)

197 You have to be a f*cking moron to make a gay romcom. Your target audience won't even forgo their 32nd anonymous weekly buttf*ck in the face of rampant monkeypox.

They're less into romcoms than straight guys.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (g1EEm)

198 All it wants to do is creep you out and does that very well.

Given everything that's going on in the world now, I don't really want to be anymore "creeped out."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (vH/6k)

199
The marketers failed to position the gays for success.
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This happened to me too!

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (tAjbr)

200 188 Prometheus is, in its own way, gay.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 03, 2022 06:44 PM (5gy5K)

Avatar has its sexual issues as well...

I mean all the Native men? Yeah, blue balls.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

201 "174 teej!!! How are ya?"

Fabulous! Heh.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:46 PM (OIDJg)

202 Gay movie stiffs?

That could have more than one meaning.

Posted by: tsj017 at October 03, 2022 06:46 PM (YcOm1)

203 I heard David French took his Wife and her boyfriend to the movie, While he enjoyed it his wife and Boyfriend didn't really watch it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2022 06:46 PM (dKiJG)

204 I guess this proves that the supposed 10% or wildly imaginative 30% estimations of the gay population of America has been proven to be lies lies lies.

Back in the 70s, I had plenty of gay friends and no problem at all with it, but I have never, ever wanted to see gay or lesbian makeout scenes (let alone sex). I wouldn't watch Bros for free, let alone go to a theater to see it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 03, 2022 06:46 PM (Mzdiz)

205 I'm not paying more than $1 for any movie. Pawnshop always has a ton of movies for a buck and a 2 fer one swap.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM (+pXCf)

206 Balls across the nose.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM (B/2zK)

207 On Monday, Planned Parenthood officials announced plans for a mobile clinic that will travel to the border of Illinois to meet abortion patients residing in neighboring states.

The organization has invested in a 37-foot RV that will remain in Illinois, where abortion is legal, but travel close to the border of neighboring states to increase abortion access for residents in Missouri, Kentucky, and Tennessee.

Back women get to go first!!

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM (BRHaw)

208 And gay romance is a Hollywood myth.

Real life is:
"Hi, you're cute. Wanna bang?"
"Sure. Do you have some coke?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM (Zf0+a)

209 I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


checks...

nope. still soft as it gets.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 06:48 PM (g1EEm)

210 I was never a racist but I was always a "homophobe". One of those things has changed.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:48 PM (CZgCn)

211 Other concepts no one is going to pay to see a movie about include the brave story of the transexual and the lesbian story that doesn't involve a lot of nudity.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 03, 2022 06:48 PM (5p7BC)

212 The Birdcage was a comedy, not a romantic comedy. I enjoyed it. It also didn't have any gay sex scenes. I had no interest in seeing Brokemabk movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:48 PM (vH/6k)

213 Looking forward to the first movie that shows a bear plowing a twink hard and giving the slow mo big O face that Jessica Chastain rails about female actors always having to do but not the males....Not. box office gold!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 03, 2022 06:48 PM (0Qrr3)

214 naturalfake

Thanks for the recommendation. I actually recognize Gerard Butler's name from those Fallen action flicks. Easy on the eyes :-)

Posted by: Iris at October 03, 2022 06:49 PM (foa6+)

215 nope. still soft as it gets.

Zombie Bob Dole has what you need to embrace modernity.

Posted by: zombie bob dole - is it rigor mortis or viagra? at October 03, 2022 06:49 PM (ppBhU)

216 >>Pretty sure there are more than 480,000 gays in the country. Assuming $10 a ticket, only 480,000 saw this movie.

Per television advertisement, the population of the US is..

Women: 90pct
Black: 75pct
Gay: 45pct
Incompetent White Males in need of direction of women and or numinous Negroes: 250pct.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2022 06:49 PM (up/3i)

217 On Monday, Planned Parenthood officials announced plans for a mobile clinic that will travel to the border of Illinois to meet abortion patients residing in neighboring states.
================
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just offer abortion seekers free transportation to Illinois clinics?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2022 06:49 PM (vI/Pp)

218 " bundle of sticks "

LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (8oyo2)

219 >>>There is only one Gay movie I like.
........

Gladiator?

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

220 "The organization has invested in a 37-foot RV that will remain in Illinois, where abortion is legal, but travel close to the border of neighboring states to increase abortion access for residents in Missouri, Kentucky, and Tennessee."

The Tragic Bus.

Posted by: fd 5.6.01j at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (sn5EN)

221 Hey! Have you ever wanted to see a masterclass in how NOT to make a big-budget Hollywood horror movie?

Then go directly to the Criterion Channel and watch

"The Keep" by Michael Mann(!).

No tension. No scares. No sense...oops, lots of non-sense. Terrible overacting with a special mention for the once and future Gandalf. Terrible, awful directing.

Call it "Transylvania Vice". Just like "Miami Vice" only if Miami Vice was boring and stupid....well, more stupid. A lot more.

Surprisingly, good practical special effects for the villain. The rest of the efx are amateurish even for the early 80s.

A good watch if you like complete train wrecks. I'm surprised Michael Mann had a carrier after releasing this pile.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (KLPy8)

222 "Prometheus is, in its own way, gay."

But there was no zig-zagging.
Not gay.

Posted by: Bosk at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (v4L7Y)

223 Mainehealth.org website at the Barbara Bush Childrens Hospital:

1. Use your fingers to gently push the testicles up into the inguinal canals. This should not be painful. If you feel any discomfort, consider stopping and trying at a later time.
___________

Ho Lee Fuk! If George Bush doesn't publicly demand that the hospital remove his mother's name from this abomination of a "children's hospital", then I'm going to assume George crammed his own balls back up the inguinal canals.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (fs1hN)

224 Leading medical organizations the American Medical Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics and the Children’s Hospital Association released a letter Monday addressed to Biden Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding action to investigate and crack down on reporters who have exposed hospitals across the country for performing gender surgery on children as young as 14 and 15 while also giving puberty blocking chemicals to children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (BRHaw)

225 VDH has a great column out about "Civilization":

https://tinyurl.com/Cruelty-is-thy-Name


He doesn't address this but I will: "Civilization" is based on telling the truth about how destructive rampant, open buggery is to any society. There's a reason every Civilization before ours frowned on it, or at least tried to.

Now it's Ghey × 10^23 × (24/7/365) = Doom.

Maybe that's why the movie flopped. Even the buttfuckers are sick of hearing about buttfucking. I certainly am.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (Gda1b)

226 I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
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Yep.

5 years ago I was live and let live with the trannies. Now I am hard over refusing to engage in their fantasies.

I've had enough of the gay lobby as well, and my daughter is gay. Hell, even she has had enough of the gay lobby.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

227 A number of older ( 20-30 years) movies with trans characters. I didn't realized so many until I thought about it.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:51 PM (9MoRr)

228
They're less into romcoms than straight guys.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (g1EEm)

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Yeah... the point of romcoms is more the romance, than the comedy. Chicks love them because they're about love and relationships, and settlin' down.

Most gays are most emphatically not about love and relationships and settlin' down. Most of these dudes are more about blowing randos in alleyways and shit. It's gotta be one the worst ideas I've *ever* heard.

If you want to get most gays to watch a romantic comedy, it can't be a romantic comedy. It needs to be... I don't know what to call it... dirty-dicked porn comedy.

Dirtdickporcom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2022 06:51 PM (oINRc)

229 And gay romance is a Hollywood myth.

Real life is:
"Hi, you're cute. Wanna bang?"
"Sure. Do you have some coke poppers?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM

Posted by: The Otters at October 03, 2022 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

230 219 >>>There is only one Gay movie I like.
........

Gladiator?
Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

Remember the sequel to the great movie 'The Robe'? Demetrius and the Gladiators.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:51 PM (dNqv+)

231 227 A number of older ( 20-30 years) movies with trans characters. I didn't realized so many until I thought about it.


Sleepaway Camp!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 03, 2022 06:51 PM (w0NJk)

232 "The Keep" by Michael Mann(!).

My understanding is that there was studio interference, and much cutting, and that the film we have is not the one that was made or intended. But that could just be propaganda.

Posted by: zombie bob dole - is it rigor mortis or viagra? at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (ppBhU)

233 "204 I guess this proves that the supposed 10% or wildly imaginative 30% estimations of the gay population of America has been proven to be lies lies lies."

What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg)

234 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM (BRHaw)

Oh, dearie me. Are those mean old reporters cutting into their (literal) bottom line?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (vH/6k)

235 Get off me, dead codger.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (ppBhU)

236 you can barely flip through the channels without seeing gay guys kissing
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The filth is even in commercials now. I hardly ever watch TV except for college football. Well, wouldn't you know it--a commercial over the weekend for an aids drug included two homos tongueing each other.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (sWM8x)

237 "Given everything that's going on in the world now, I don't really want to be anymore "creeped out."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (vH/6k)"

seconded !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:53 PM (8oyo2)

238 #224 Info here:

Quote Tweet Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo · 2h
BREAKING: The American Medical Association is asking Big Tech and the Department of Justice to censor, deplatform, investigate, and prosecute journalists who question the orthodoxy of radical gender surgeries for minors, arguing that public criticism is "disinformation."

Greg Price @greg_price11
It's a figment of your silly right-wing imagination that doctors are performing sex changes on minors.

But if you tweet videos of doctors saying that they perform sex changes on minors, we're gonna need the DOJ to arrest you.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1577053443696402433

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 06:53 PM (yikp0)

239 Frankly, I was looking for a remake of "Zombieland" with a bunch of woke-sters instead of the zombies.

Posted by: SMOD at October 03, 2022 06:53 PM (X5CsJ)

240 What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg)

Which as I said is the real goal of the current tranny movement, and why it is being done on children.

The intent is to destroy as many wombs as possible. Satan is real.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 06:53 PM (CZgCn)

241 Hmmm...that was an oddly appropriate sock fail.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2022 06:54 PM (Wnv9h)

242 Thought 300 was pretty gay when Xerxes showed up.

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

243 Many years ago I watched a French movie LA Cage Aux Follies. It was about sodomites and a comedy. I don't remember anything else.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 03, 2022 06:54 PM (eGTCV)

244 But if you tweet videos of doctors saying that they perform sex changes on minors, we're gonna need the DOJ to arrest you.

And Garland will do it. What a credit to the field of law!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 06:55 PM (vH/6k)

245 How could you have forgotten Xanadu?
And Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 03, 2022 06:55 PM (8fxF+)

246 What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg

There was a bulimic and anorexia epidemic in the 80's.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (9MoRr)

247 $4.8 million is actually a decent haul for a very niche film, as "historic" as it may be.

*searches comments for histrionic*
*zero hits*
*double checks , correct word use*

ummmm, why has no one discussed phrasing. and lointed out that a 1:1 search and replace would work just as well between historic and 'histrionic'?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (3CCua)

248
I recall Mark Steyn reporting that Brokeback Mountain was the only Oscar-winner ever to make less money in theatres after winning Best Picture than before.


It didn't win Best Picture, Crash did. And Hollywood has sneered at thd latter ever since.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (pNxlR)

249 Let us wed. Bake the cake. See the movie. Give us your children.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (nnp+f)

250 what ... said!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (8oyo2)

251 Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:50 PM

"We demand you criminally investigate people for telling the truth about us!"

Things that should make sane people reevaluate their lives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (Wnv9h)

252 The NorKs have launched a missile toward Hokkaido, prompting evacuations.

Japan should fire up their "Not-a-Carrier*" JS Izumo and dump some ordnance on the launch site.



*Interesting factoid: the Japanese are converting a ship into a Helicopter carrier and naming it . . . JS Kaga.

Hmmmmm. Too soon, fellas?

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (Gda1b)

253 I've had enough of the gay lobby as well, and my daughter is gay. Hell, even she has had enough of the gay lobby.
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A homosexual relative of mine absolutely hates Big Ghey and everything it stands for.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM (sWM8x)

254 Did not the Lucy Lawless Xena series have a lesbian following?

Posted by: kraken at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)

255 "240 What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg)

Which as I said is the real goal of the current tranny movement, and why it is being done on children.

The intent is to destroy as many wombs as possible. Satan is real."

I agree. It's certainly demonic. Up is down, good is evil.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (OIDJg)

256
I've had enough of the gay lobby as well, and my daughter is gay. Hell, even she has had enough of the gay lobby.


At least with a gay daughter there's a helluva chance it won't 'take'.

I don't know the odds on a son, but I suspect not good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (y3pKJ)

257
The regime got so much mileage out of "RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION!!!!" that they realized it could be applied to anything easily enough... hence the febrile madness we all experienced during COVID, where the 90% of the population who were skeptical of the narrative were cowed or forced into silence under the banner of "disinformation control."

They now know they have a hammer that works, and everything looks like a nail.

Someone says "hey, ya know, we shouldn't be chopping off kids' weewees and boobs."

DISINFORMATION!!!! REEEEE!!!! KILL THE INTERLOPER!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (oINRc)

258 What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg

There was a bulimic and anorexia epidemic in the 80's.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:56 PM

*waves*

Posted by: The Salem witch hysteria at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)

259 and I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened."

Bitches doxed Defense of Marriage campaign donors to harass them. TOLERANCE N DIVERSITITTY N SHIT!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 03, 2022 06:57 PM (jydDI)

260 I took a nap and this thread is still here?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2022 06:58 PM (XNu94)

261 destruction of anything and everything is their only goal.

everything they say is a lie.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (8oyo2)

262 The liberal press has gone from pulling their pants down in August and mooning Americans over the coming "yuge" DNC victory coming - suck it, you Americans! To now this:

Quietly spreading the news about impending disaster:
https://tinyurl.com/57fyvz4h

This is the ultra-liberal UK Daily Mail - leave it to the Brits to tell you the actual truth that CBS, NBC and ABC lefty manbun man just can't bring themselves to tell their viewership.

Posted by: Boswell at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (+Cgut)

263 #248 I guess it was "nominated for Best Picture" then. Thanks for the correction to my faulty memory.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (yikp0)

264 "246 What puzzles me is that it seems that suddenly 50% of 14-year-old girls want to get their breasts amputated and be dudes.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:52 PM (OIDJg

There was a bulimic and anorexia epidemic in the 80's.'

True, but 1. those were recognized as disorders and 2. there can be healing if caught in time.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (OIDJg)

265 Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:41 PM (KLPy

Most important part of a movie, Does it have a good ending?
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 06:45 PM (9MoRr)


Yeah, both the lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake and I thought it was good.

Though to be honest, there were a few different ways to end the movie, a couple of which would've worked as well or better. So, YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (KLPy8)

266 waves*
Posted by: The Salem witch hysteria

Yeah, but that was girls being girls.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (XNu94)

267 I saw a ton of commercials for this "Bro" movie. The worst part was I recognized one of the actors from Hallmark movies. I guess he's an actor but kinda messes with the fantasy there...

Posted by: Iris at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (foa6+)

268 Posted by: SFGoth at October 03, 2022 06:58 PM (XNu94)

The thread below had about the same number of comments

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 07:00 PM (vH/6k)

269 People, mostly on the left, will always think that the thing they are heavily into- in Eichner's case, being sodomized by men- is also popular with the public at large.

Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

270 "Although most straight people have nothing against gay people, most straight people, especially straight men, are uncomfortable with witnessing gay coupling and gay kissing and would rather not see it, and will definitely not pay to see it."

Yup.

Posted by: RM at October 03, 2022 07:01 PM (0eYOS)

271 108 The bitch neighbor from Married with Children is in this and she's trying to get publicity by whining that MwC was misogynistic.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aRLgQ)

When Ed O'Neil told her to go Fuck herself and dared her to try and get him fired from the show, He Told her, Who do you think they will keep the Star of the show or the wacky next door neighbor.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2022 07:02 PM (dKiJG)

272 Maybe there are only half a million gay men in the us.

But let’s assume there are ten times that amount. That gets us up to the 2% that the old surveys point to.

Imagine all the insanity we could have avoided if we just told them stay in your damn closet and we promise not to arrest you for being disgusting.

BTW, even gays hate gay romances. They are, at the root of all things, guys. Even if they were twisted into their sad state of but buggering.

That is all!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 03, 2022 07:02 PM (ai2Yq)

273 Gays are no longer being persecuted for being gay, and they will never, ever forgive us for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko



Thread winner.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2022 07:02 PM (Gda1b)

274 My neighbor is most certainly gay though he's never come out and said it. He is as conservative as anyone on aos. He owns a hair styling salon.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:02 PM (9MoRr)

275 And gay romance is a Hollywood myth.

Real life is:
"Hi, you're cute. Wanna bang?"
"Sure. Do you have some coke?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2022 06:47 PM (Zf0+a)

--------

Yeah, I was going to say something similar: why not an All-Gay contemporary "Caligula" reboot set in a San Francisco or Chicago bathhouse ... they could call it something like "The Monkeypox on 34th Street", "The Ass-shank Redemption", or "The Gapes of Wrath."

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 03, 2022 07:03 PM (oiERh)

276 >>> 271 108 The bitch neighbor from Married with Children is in this and she's trying to get publicity by whining that MwC was misogynistic.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2022 06:28 PM (aRLgQ)

When Ed O'Neil told her to go Fuck herself and dared her to try and get him fired from the show, He Told her, Who do you think they will keep the Star of the show or the wacky next door neighbor.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2022 07:02 PM (dKiJG)

I hope a bear eats her kayak. or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2022 07:03 PM (llON8)

277 A homosexual relative of mine absolutely hates Big Ghey and everything it stands for.

Style guide: "Big Anus" is much, much funnier.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2022 07:04 PM (zm+d5)

278 These homos think everybody is so into them, when it's just the twisted prog media cheering them on.

Not to mention the narcissism so prevalent in that whole lifestyle.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:05 PM (geLO8)

279 True, but 1. those were recognized as disorders and 2. there can be healing if caught in time.
Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (OIDJg)

Yes I totally agree with that but it's just another form of body dysmorphia and these girls have blinders on.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:06 PM (9MoRr)

280 >> they could call it something like "The Monkeypox on 34th Street", "The Ass-shank Redemption", or "The Gapes of Wrath."


The Man Who Blew Too Much

Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (geLO8)

281
A good chunk of professional dog handlers are gay or lesbian. Don't think I've ever come across a one of them who advertised the fact.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (1Nxff)

282
Style guide: "Big Anus" is much, much funnier.
Posted by: Ian S

wasn't he in Smokey and the Bandit, with a little midget male fuck toy?

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (3CCua)

283 Yeah... the point of romcoms is more the romance, than the comedy. Chicks love them because they're about love and relationships, and settlin' down.

Most gays are most emphatically not about love and relationships and settlin' down. Most of these dudes are more about blowing randos in alleyways and shit. It's gotta be one the worst ideas I've *ever* heard.

If you want to get most gays to watch a romantic comedy, it can't be a romantic comedy. It needs to be... I don't know what to call it... dirty-dicked porn comedy.

Dirtdickporcom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Thread winner

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

284 71...IMHO he would have made a wonderful James Bond.
Posted by: Tuna at October 03, 2022 06:23 PM (gLRfa)

This. Is. BOND!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (Rbu5d)

285 Being a fag is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (u4CEu)

286 they could call it something like "The Monkeypox on 34th Street", "The Ass-shank Redemption", or "The Gapes of Wrath."
Posted by: ShainS


Ass Wars
Butt Trek

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (g1EEm)

287 The Man Who Blew Too Much
Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM

Suckless in Seattle

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

288 My Dinner with Anus

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (9MoRr)

289 I have seen a few SpongeBob cartoons

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (xhxe8)

290 "279 True, but 1. those were recognized as disorders and 2. there can be healing if caught in time.
Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 06:59 PM (OIDJg)

Yes I totally agree with that but it's just another form of body dysmorphia and these girls have blinders on.
Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:06 PM (9MoRr)"

Yeah, point taken. The thing is that now the disorder is being actively *encouraged* by the Establishment.

Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 07:09 PM (OIDJg)

291 >> they could call it something like "The Monkeypox on 34th Street", "The Ass-shank Redemption", or "The Gapes of Wrath."

The Fith nut. starring Bruceie Willis

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:09 PM (3CCua)

292 Suckless in Seattle
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LOL

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 03, 2022 07:09 PM (sWM8x)

293 A good chunk of professional dog handlers are gay or lesbian. Don't think I've ever come across a one of them who advertised the fact.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


wtf? why? no kids so get into the pets in a major way?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:10 PM (g1EEm)

294 the Great Orgasm
-zombie Steve McQueen

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:10 PM (3CCua)

295 When do we get "Mohammed and Malveaux, the musical love story"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 03, 2022 07:10 PM (jydDI)

296 Meat Puppet went to Puerto Rico today and there he claimed he was "raised in the Puerto Rican community back home, politically".

I get that his base motivation is to find common ground with the hurricane-hit voters of PR, but I wonder what he was thinking when he said the actual words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (vI/Pp)

297 My Dinner with Anus

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (9MoRr)

And so it begins. Could go to 800+ comments.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (u4CEu)

298
The Big Red One

starring Satan in Lee Marvin's role

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (3CCua)

299 Almost 300 comments, and no one has said this movie is a Croc?

IILIDEKYPA.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

300 Well Anus Moses was a gay man
lived by hisself in a swamp
sold his booty hole fo' a livin'
just bend him on over that'a stump
well

Loozy -anna law gone gitcha, Anus
it ain't legal sellin' booty hole down in the swamp, boy

Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (geLO8)

301 The Knobfather

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (g1EEm)

302 Friend says Hulu is showing ads for "Bros" during children's shows, such as "Lego Masters". Not surprising at all. Every institution and corporation in the world is pushing this stuff. Only way to get away from it is to go full-Amish lifestyle.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 03, 2022 07:11 PM (Do5/p)

303 Dancing With Furries

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:12 PM (3CCua)

304
wtf? why? no kids so get into the pets in a major way?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:10 PM (g1EEm)

___________

Pretty much. I once asked Her Majesty if, when they're together, woman exhibitors complain about a Gay Mafia of judges and handlers. She gave me one of those looks and nodded slowly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:12 PM (1Nxff)

305 Yeah, point taken. The thing is that now the disorder is being actively *encouraged* by the Establishment.
Posted by: teej at October 03, 2022 07:09 PM (OIDJg

Yeah official acceptance and encouragement from medical authority figures have taken the place of fashion magazines and peer pressure and I assume it has a much more damaging effect to increase the number.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:12 PM (9MoRr)

306 jrr tolkien's The Hobbled

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (3CCua)

307 Haley Joel Osmont saw dead people, while I see gay people. Just not at my movie.

Posted by: Billy Eichner at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (vI/Pp)

308
Saving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (1Nxff)

309 No one even remembers the last year a romcom was a massive box office hit so anyway here's a romcom about two gay guys with a poster of two guys grabbing each other's ass.

"Although most straight people have nothing against gay people, most straight people, especially straight men, are uncomfortable with witnessing gay coupling and gay kissing and would rather not see it, and will definitely not pay to see it."

Hey, remember civil unions for legal reasons like property and taxes?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (wb1YC)

310 I see this guy did the voice of Timon from the Lion King. Shocking he's gay isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (ESjRY)

311 289 I have seen a few SpongeBob cartoons
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I've never seen it, but my brother (not gay) thinks it's the funniest thing ever. His kids rag him about it constantly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

312 bukakeless in seattle

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (3CCua)

313 The new James Bond flick-

"In Her Majesty's Secret Anus"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (KLPy8)

314 The Lord of The Rings

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (g1EEm)

315 Hi little boy, come help me and the puppet find my lost puppy!

Posted by: Said by no ghey ever, rilly at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (jydDI)

316 Starfish Wars

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)

317 The Lord of the Cock Rings you mean

Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 03, 2022 07:14 PM (ai2Yq)

318 How did the lesbian rom com do with the woman from Twilight?

My memory is "not well". And lesbians are much more the target demographic for rom coms then the Grindr set...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)

319 Yeah that Bill Burr bit was exactly what I was thinking of: "its up to you to to support this, if you won't even support it yourself why should we?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2022 07:15 PM (Ivdso)

320 Both work

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 03, 2022 07:15 PM (g1EEm)

321 The Buns of Navarone

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

322
Hey, remember civil unions for legal reasons like property and taxes?
Posted by: Azathoth at October 03, 2022 07:13 PM (wb1YC)

____________

To evil habits' earliest wile
Lend neither ear, no glance, nor smile.
Choke the dark fountain ere it flows,
Nor e'en admit the camel's nose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (1Nxff)

323 Isn't this guy the token, lazy-eye, annoying as shit dude from Parks and Rec?

The one always screaming and wailing in the office.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (mE7cY)

324 Meat Puppet went to Puerto Rico today and there he claimed he was "raised in the Puerto Rican community back home, politically".
---------
Holy shit. He said he was a Jew at the J New Year dinner.

@greg_price11
Joe Biden at his event celebrating Rosh Hashanah:

"I probably went to shul more than many of you did... I'm a practicing Catholic but I went too services on Saturday and Sunday. You think I'm kidding."

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1575883887065997313

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (yikp0)

325 Doctor No Anus
The Man with No Anus
The Devil in MisterAnus

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (u4CEu)

326 Now THIS is my kind of rom com. And Mike's too!

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

327 He used to do some kind of TV show called Akshually... with Billy the Asshole (citation needed) where he'd stop people on the streets and read Wikipedia articles riddled with leftwing errors to them.

I remember seeing some clips of that, he was almost always ludicrously wrong and in error, but pretended he was pwning everyone with his amazing facts and logic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (Ivdso)

328 Gah, peyronie's disease commercial during Andy Griffith show. The bent carrots and other vegetables aren't very subtle.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (fs1hN)

329 I think Billy Eichner is a monkeypox-infested faggit.

Posted by: That guy who thinks Billy Eicher is a monkeypox-infested faggit at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (cz/kh)

330 NOOD CAFE

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (ppBhU)

331 I have seen a few SpongeBob cartoons
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2022 07:08 PM (xhxe

It's only been recently that SpongBob was pushed as gay...because of course it is. My son watched it 15 years ago. Nobody thought anything about SpongBob and Patrck being gay, anymore than years before that they thought of Bert and Ernie being gay. They're...you know cartoon characters and puppets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2022 07:16 PM (vH/6k)

332 A good chunk of professional dog handlers are gay or lesbian. Don't think I've ever come across a one of them who advertised the fact.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (1Nxff)

Cat show people - gay gay gay.

My wife acquired a beautiful Norigen forest cat and got into cats at that point, meh, okay. But the cat shows she drug me to? I've seen straighter guys emerge after a six month tour on a diesel sub.

Posted by: Boswell at October 03, 2022 07:17 PM (+Cgut)

333 "I probably went to shul more than many of you did... I'm a practicing Catholic but I went too services on Saturday and Sunday. You think I'm kidding."

No Mister Biden, I think you are lying.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 03, 2022 07:17 PM (u4CEu)

334 2002: We just want legal protections for gay people

2022: If you don't watch two dudes groping each other on date night with your girl you are a h8ter

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

335 *don't hate @ me*
Cowboy Bebop

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 03, 2022 07:17 PM (3CCua)

336 I avoid sodomites in MeatSpace as well as in any electronic form if I can.

Fag movies especially are right out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

337 Good evening, horde. Cafe is open!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 03, 2022 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

338 Reminds me I wanted to start a thread of smash up of movie titles only because John Wickerman popped in my head for some reason.

Okay back to gay movie titles.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2022 07:18 PM (9MoRr)

339 Elizabeth Banks attempted to play the "see my movie or else you hate women" card when tracking for her movie, the woke, anti-male second reboot of Charlie's Angels, projected a loser.
_____________

OK, I hate women. What else you got?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 03, 2022 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

340 I suspect a lot of people's attitudes about gays have hardened rather than softened.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

I voted against Prop 8 in Calizuela, and was annoyed when after it won they went after Brendan Eich. I knew that the gays were little fascist buggers at that point.

Now I think of them as the enemy unless they are actively working against the gay agenda. Then I will accept them with caution. And not turn my back on them, iykwimaittyd.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 03, 2022 07:18 PM (ai2Yq)

341
On Her Majesty's Secret Anus
Anuses Are Forever
You Only Get Buggered Twice

From Russia With Love And Rhinestones and all sorts of spangly goodness O don't you just LOVE it?

Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:19 PM (geLO8)

342 Now he's made a Gay Rom Com, which, of course, is exactly what America was dying to see.
____________

Thank God for AIDS. It was doing yeoman's work in burning out the degenerate underbrush of society, the perverts and the junkies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 03, 2022 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

343 A good chunk of professional dog handlers are gay or lesbian. Don't think I've ever come across a one of them who advertised the fact.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 03, 2022 07:07 PM (1Nxff)

---------

"Best of Show" was a funny movie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 03, 2022 07:20 PM (jyyU/)

344 I avoid sodomites in MeatSpace as well as in any electronic form if I can.
____________

Smart. Avoid all disease vectors whenever possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 03, 2022 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

345 Pride has never helped anyone. Its one thing to do something great and tell the story, once. But the second time, its old, its boring, it just sucks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 03, 2022 06:24 PM (BRHaw)

Even Cicero's crowning triumph, the Catiline Conspiracy, turned a sour because he wouldn't shut the hell up about how he saved the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 03, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

346 A Midsummer Night's Ream

Mr Blandings Builds His Ream House

Montevideo: Taste of a Ream although it's foreign.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)

347 I was waiting for the new & 'improved' Interview with A Vampire that I saw on tv for free last nite.

At 1st glance, I thought the thread title said "Bros" sniffed at Box...

Posted by: Lola at October 03, 2022 07:22 PM (NIYa7)

348 "We made it for *smart people* with *good taste*."

See , right there are your problems: smart people, unless queer, would decide 'not worth it' unless they had BAD taste. Most people are straight and tend to cringe seeing any form of intimacy, from holding hands to anal sex, between two or more men. Sort of imagining or seeing one's parents having sex multiplied a 1000 times.
So get over it.

Posted by: Ciampino - as schoolboys we made fun of queers at October 03, 2022 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

349 And now Akshually has become our reality.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 07:23 PM (/yQ5S)

350
This. Is. BOND!

Bond. Gold Bond!

Posted by: Soothing ass powder at October 03, 2022 07:24 PM (63Dwl)

351 Even the name of the movie is meant to take something masculine and feminize it. It's all about what can be stolen, changed, destroyed.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 07:25 PM (/yQ5S)

352 I am not sure about Banks and Charlie's Angels as I did not find the movie to be a screed against men. It was about women heroines but that's Charlie's Angels. But it wasn't good. So I think they went with the mens are haters thing to soften that blow.

Banks is a female female. The Pitch Perfect movies are pretty much strictly dickly. I think she's as lefty as Hollywood needs her to be.

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2022 07:25 PM (pwExq)

353 Why make a movie about cisgender men anyway? So passe!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 03, 2022 07:26 PM (zSyrn)

354 I love women. Especially their sandwiches.

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2022 07:26 PM (/yQ5S)

355 I tried to post the following comment on FoxNews: I wasn't afraid of the homosexuals until the started "grooming" my children."

They would not allow it. I was successful posting this:

I wasn't afraid of them until they went after our children.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 03, 2022 07:26 PM (C1rbv)

356
The gayest winter I ever had was a summer in San Francisco

Posted by: Blly Eichner at October 03, 2022 07:27 PM (+oR7L)

357 People, mostly on the left, will always think that the thing they are heavily into- in Eichner's case, being sodomized by men- is also popular with the public at large.
Posted by: DB at October 03, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO
______________

We watched the Crimson Tide game Saturday on CBS. I hadn't realized that the country is 90% black as far as I can tell from the commercials. You get a VERY distorted view of public mores from the dying networks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 03, 2022 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

358 I liked McFarland in the Hallmark movies. Too bad he tied his wagon to this dead horse. I

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 03, 2022 07:28 PM (C1rbv)

359 can never think of him in a straight role again.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 03, 2022 07:29 PM (C1rbv)

360 The NorKs have launched a missile toward Hokkaido, prompting evacuations.
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“The United States shares a very important relationship which is an alliance with the republic of North Korea,”

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President of the USA at October 03, 2022 07:30 PM (jZBWN)

361
Old: Bros before Hoes

New: Bros before anything, because Gay Gay Gay!!!!

Posted by: portlandon at October 03, 2022 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

362 “The United States shares a very important relationship which is an alliance with the republic of North Korea,”
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Aside from the stupendous gaffe (although it is eminently possible that she knows no better), the phrase, '... relationship which is an alliance...' is classic Kamala stupid-speak.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President of the USA at October 03, 2022 07:32 PM (jZBWN)

363 346 A Midsummer Night's Ream

Mr Blandings Builds His Ream House

Montevideo: Taste of a Ream although it's foreign.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 03, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)
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May I ream a new one?:
Heartbreak Rim (not Clint Eastwood)

Posted by: Ciampino - Rim or Ream? at October 03, 2022 07:33 PM (qfLjt)

364 "We made it for *smart people* with *good taste*."
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Ah. 'Sophisticated'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2022 07:35 PM (jZBWN)

365 Just a brief rundown of what is considered "Weirdo" in current year:
Dude with a wig and obviously fake gigantic novelty boobs teaching school children = NOT WEIRDO
Children giving dollar bills to adult drag performer pole-dancers = NOT WEIRDO
Dudes with penises competing on women's sports teams and getting naked in their changing rooms = NOT WEIRDO
2 ugly dudes and 1 ugly chick raising a child as a "throuple" = NOT WEIRDO
A person demanding to be referred to in the plural because "They" don't believe they have a gender = NOT WEIRDO
Straight dudes not wanting to see a gay rom-com in the theater = WEIRDO!!!!!

Posted by: harrison bergeron at October 03, 2022 07:41 PM (ljXWV)

366 "Any bets on "In and Out" being a much funnier gay movie?"

Yes, THAT was funny, so was "Jeffery". Both gay-themed and had a message, but both entertaining.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 03, 2022 07:44 PM (TwA+r)

367 23 Maybe if they had included more boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2022 06:16 PM (dNqv+)
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Horrified! No No! They would have been manboobs - needing a bra for support AND obscurity. Save my eyes please.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Rim or Ream? at October 03, 2022 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

368 New conservative dating app MOCKED over prompts for users
https://mol.im/a/11275213

Posted by: Ciampino --- Rim or Ream? at October 03, 2022 07:50 PM (qfLjt)

369 Back in the day, I used to go see indie movies sight unseen without any preconceived notion of what it was about. I enjoyed seeing the filmmaker create a new world for me and then tell me a story about that world. The story may have sucked, but the world creation alway fascinated me.

Then I took a date to see Pricilla Queen of the Desert, having no idea what it was about. Not the worst movie I have seen, but not exactly what I was looking for on a date night.

Posted by: tommylotto at October 03, 2022 07:58 PM (6QQM8)

370 Not my cuppa.

Posted by: Flaming Straight Guy at October 03, 2022 07:59 PM (F5ekr)

371 Lemme let you in on a totally well kept super secret about romcoms. People (girls) watch them because they have some tertiary identification with the leads, and can semi imagine themselves in the romance. Men can tolerate them for the same reason. That doesn't fly for gay romance. Girls aren't interested in a romance they can't imagine themselves in. Guys aren't interested in watching a romance where they have zero sexual interest in the object of romance.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 03, 2022 08:02 PM (T/vhV)

372 "New conservative dating app MOCKED over prompts for users "

The people mocking are the sort of people who the app wasn't meant for anyway, so who cares.

After all, have you seen some of the stupid questions OKCupid has?

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 03, 2022 08:21 PM (TwA+r)

373 Hey Billy! I've found most gay men flamboyant divas who aren't smarter or dumber than strait men
But you guys sure are historiconica drama queens.
But then again,he movie was never marketed for me. So my chemically pure apathy tanked a mediocre movie. My job's done.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at October 03, 2022 08:22 PM (HZCl6)

374 The misses wanted to watch Hocus Pokus 2 last night. Well it went WOKE and even included trannies "in Halloween" costumes, yet BOYS and men in drag as the Henderson sisters. It's pathetic that they push this in your kids face.

I'll not waste time or money watching fucking cock suckers giggle, laugh, joke, etc. about sucking cock. Billy can FOADIAF with his deviant queer production.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at October 03, 2022 08:28 PM (mkwSL)

375 Leave us "straight people" in "certain areas of the country" out of it-- this wasn't made for us,

Correction: this wasn't made for us to enjoy. It was made for us to endure as a humiliation ritual. By not going, we're spoiling the pervs' game. We ruined the thrill of triumph they were looking forward to, by not showing up to be flogged.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at October 03, 2022 08:37 PM (9K2SB)

376 I'm not sure gay guys even want to watch a gay Rom Com. The Rom implying Romance. My gay friends aren't as interested in the romance as they are the glory holes and bath houses and multiple partner gay orgies.

Maybe some AWFL Karens might be interested - for the virtue signal movie tic stub.

Those are pretty small populations.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at October 03, 2022 09:30 PM (dFG8E)

377 I am making $92/hour telecommuting. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $21 thousand a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed me to attempt it simply.
Everybody must try this job now by just using this website.. www.Profit97.com

Posted by: www.Profit97.Com at October 04, 2022 10:07 AM (zHzY7)

378 Well since the WHO declared monkey pox a global health emergency, people are understandably skittish. Who knows if spontaneous monkey love could erupt in in a darkened theater while watching a gay rom-com? Always trust the experts. Best to stream it at home next week when it leaves the theaters.

Posted by: J. Burns at October 04, 2022 11:36 AM (mTjz5)

379 "So as you can see, it's Billy Eichner's own nasty attitude towards "certain parts of the country" that caused his stupid gay movie to bomb."
noooo...it's what said before. there aren't enough poofters in the u.s. to bring in more than $4.8 mil. what made them think straight people want to watch that shit?

Posted by: ontoiran at October 04, 2022 03:54 PM (RMtE9)

380 Ace, I'm a twenty-nine-plus-four-year-old man who's read your blog every day since I was 18. I've never once been tempted to jump into the comments with the other (little-m) morons on this or any other blog, let alone try an effortpost, but here goes anyway. I suspect it's just my turn to finally have my particular ox be particularly gored, so just humor me for a few 'grafs: I really don't care if you go to see "Bros", but I wish you had approached your post with a little more empathy for guys like me.

I hate Wokism. I've lived in the SF Bay Area my whole life, so I've seen how it rots people's minds way before Gamergate or all this other bullshit made it obvious to everyone else. Believe me when I tell you that I really don't think "Bros" is that. It's unfortunate that Billy Eichner is being prissy on Twitter, but.....

https://controlc.com/d8a65e35

Posted by: Chris R at October 04, 2022 07:17 PM (sTFYI)

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