Mid-Morning Art Thread

Jason And Medea
John William Waterhouse

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Don't drink it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (U2p+3)

2 "Just let me Irish up this coffee a bit"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (uPgE/)

3
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (ENBF0)

4 A potion for his argonuts....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

5 You're supposed to conceal the drugs when you're adding them. Amateur hour.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (eYoxG)

6
Medea Matters for America. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (x0n13)

7 No idea who they are we but very nicely done

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 26, 2022 09:32 AM (reCKZ)

8 "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "I drank what?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (4p7Em)

9 See the toad on the floor? She is pouring the fluid from it's back into the drink. He'll be trippin balls soon.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (J+nFa)

10 This potion doesn't seem to work. Jason, you got fleeced!

Posted by: Media at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

11 Arsenic

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

12 Arsenic
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM

And Old Lace Wigs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 09:34 AM (4p7Em)

13 Jason needs a pedicure.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

14 Would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 09:34 AM (AMIL/)

15 Jason of Argonauts?

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 26, 2022 09:35 AM (reCKZ)

16 I like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 09:35 AM (5r4XQ)

17 Don't do it, Medea!

You'll regret it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

18 I'm only drinking it if it's single-source, fair trade organic soy poison.

Posted by: Jason at September 26, 2022 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

19 'The Vessel with the Pestle holds the brew that is true...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 09:36 AM (5r4XQ)

20 From wiki-
Jason and Medea is an oil painting in the Pre-Raphaelite style created by John William Waterhouse in 1907.

The painting depicts the Colchian princess, Medea, preparing a magic potion for Jason to enable him to complete the tasks set for him by her father, Aeëtes.

Medea's determined facial expression shows a characterization consistent with that of Greek literature, particularly Euripides' tragedy Medea.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

22 Well, she's pouring the poison for her father, King Aeetes, so that Jason can steal the Golden Fleece.

I highly recommend Robert Graves' telling of the Argonaut story called "Hercules, My Shipmate".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (906pl)

23 Arsenic

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

In the Hall.

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

24 "He told me this potion would make my boobs grow big."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

25 12 Arsenic
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM

And Old Lace Wigs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 09:34 AM (4p7Em)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (5r4XQ)

26 Would it have been to much trouble to give her bib boobs?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (J+nFa)

27 Madeas Big Happy Poisoning

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (flINI)

28 I thought Medea was that tranny black woman yelling at everyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

29 That's a pretty significantly huge flame coming out of that little cup......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

30 Of all the gin joints in the world, she has to come into my place...

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

31 It greaves me to say the armor isn't well done.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

32 Play it for me, Sam.

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:39 AM (gmo/4)

33 What'cha puttin in that cup?

Poison.

Who's it for?

You.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:39 AM (VtqbX)

34 Never stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (w2Z7l)

35 Beautifully painted.

Posted by: Tuna at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (gLRfa)

36 Jason and Medea-Greek legend. She was an enchantress. He was the leader of the Argonauts. This little blurb-scroll down to "Jason and Medea"-says she went a "little crazy". Killing your kids and murdering the woman Jason wants to marry by giving her a poisoned wedding dress seems a bit beyond "little" crazy:

https://tinyurl.com/y8h4z4yw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (vH/6k)

37 Those eyes. She's a child of the corn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Dont know this story!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

39 Jason was fleeced.

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

40 She'd look much better in skin-tight latex.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (sWM8x)

41 Where are the bewbies?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (J7wri)

42 His shins are well protected.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (VtqbX)

43 Alternate title:

"Lady Astor and Winston Churchill"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (uPgE/)

44 Nice colors. Nice shine on Jason's helmet. Waterhouse really did some lovely work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (vH/6k)

45 Where are the bewbies?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (J7wri)

Smooshed!

- - That Church Assisting in Grooming the Children

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Something I discovered a few years back -

There are a lot of versions of the events that happened when Jason dumped Medea in favor of his new wife. The famous play that many people are familiar with is the only rendition of the story in which Medea murders their children as part of her revenge. The other versions still have her take revenge. And some versions see some of her children killed in the process of taking revenge. But the play is the only version where her children die by her own hand.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (PTw5h)

47 41 Where are the bewbies?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (J7wri)

In fact, Waterhouse painted lots and lots of bewbies.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (906pl)

48 She is pretty saucy, showing her toes and all.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2022 09:41 AM (J+nFa)

49 "Now, if I remember right, Skooma needs a few drops of Moon Sugar Extract."

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2022 09:42 AM (bC9HI)

50 Interesting childhood:
When Jason was but a mere infant his uncle envied his throne. He was so envious that he overthrew his own brother and killed all of his nieces and nephew but mistakenly missed Jason.

He (Jason) was sent to live with a centaur by the name of Chiron. Chiron raised him into a brave noble hero.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

51 "And a whisper of MSG."

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)

52 Those eyes. She's a child of the corn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
She looks like she's in a trance.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

53 Jason and the Argonauts. I have heard of them, but I can't recall any of their songs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (VtqbX)

54 Jason was fleeced.

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

I know. I could have gotten the poison for his wholesale.

Posted by: Harry Bogen at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)

55 42 His shins are well protected.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:40 AM (VtqbX)

Theres a soccer match later today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (BRHaw)

56 Medea: Play Misty for me.

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

57 Another young white girl with bad information emotionally overreacts and turns the whole thing to shit. Plus ça change...

Posted by: red speck at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)

58
Back To The Drawing Board Once More, Medea - a limerick

"Medea, I think you are great
But I'm fear I must leave you for Kate
I need you to see
That it's not you. It's me.
And that damned Love Potion #8"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 09:44 AM (cPDW+)

59 Another young white girl with bad information emotionally overreacts and turns the whole thing to shit. Plus ça change...
Posted by: red speck at September 26, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)

She's about to cut in line at WalMart, isn't she.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Where’s Ray Harryhausen?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 09:45 AM (IRFCi)

61 @36 Killing your kids and murdering the woman Jason wants to marry by giving her a poisoned wedding dress seems a bit beyond "little" crazy:

----

She turned against her family to help Jason, and was forced to leave with him when he left. Marriage was her reward.

And then Jason decided to abandon her for a young pretty thing. Also, as I noted above, murdering her own kids seems to have been an invention of Eurypides. Other versions of the story don't have her do that.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2022 09:46 AM (PTw5h)

62 I actually like this painting. I'd consider buying it. So, what's the Price, Waterhouse?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

63 Classical references and well done painting.

Would hang in the Reference portion of the library.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 26, 2022 09:47 AM (u82oZ)

64 That giant Talos thing from the Jason and the Argonauts movie always scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 09:48 AM (IRFCi)

65 Little known fact - Medea was the first to create an essential oils MLM.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 26, 2022 09:48 AM (uPgE/)

66 I actually like this painting. I'd consider buying it. So, what's the Price, Waterhouse?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

$14.7 Million

- - Cooper

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Upon closer observation, Medea also needs a pedicure.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

68 I actually like this painting. I'd consider buying it. So, what's the Price, Waterhouse?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

$14.7 Million

- - Cooper

Do you have a structured settlement and need cash now?

--J G Wntworth

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 09:49 AM (VtqbX)

69 67 Upon closer observation, Medea also needs a pedicure.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

-------
Yeah, she's got Barney Rubble feet.

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2022 09:49 AM (VJsqe)

70 She's got them child bearin' hips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Woman, fetch me some victuals!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 09:50 AM (w2Z7l)

72 I heard that when they split, the custody battle was murder!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 26, 2022 09:51 AM (2RBkF)

73 Is today’s art in honor of International Talk Like an Argonaut day?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 09:51 AM (IRFCi)

74 Posted by: junior at September 26, 2022 09:46 AM (PTw5h)

My first encounter with Medea was in a Greek drama class,
a class which I very much enjoyed. I'll go with that version. It's good to know there are other versions, but I doubt that a mythical figure would be offended if I thought she might be a murderess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 09:51 AM (vH/6k)

75 You just know that toad on the floor has been licked.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 26, 2022 09:51 AM (J+nFa)

76 She is pretty saucy, showing her toes and all.

********

The Agony of Victory, The Thrill of Defeat - a limerick

Medea, I really like your nose
And your boobs, who wouldn't fancy those?
But I find it quite coquettish
When you fuel my old foot fetish
By giving me a peek at your toes!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 09:52 AM (cPDW+)

77 That giant Talos thing from the Jason and the Argonauts movie always scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 09:48 AM (IRFCi)

You weren't alone!

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

78 $14.7 Million

- - Cooper

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

It's $9.99 a month for you too.

Posted by: Jonathan at September 26, 2022 09:53 AM (7bRMQ)

79 No surprise here. I love Pre-Raphaelite art with its mythological subjects, the brilliant use of color, and detail in the clothing and other objects. It is capable of deep, ancestral meaning as well as portraying common moments in life. The style can bring to mind some of the greatest works of literature: Ophelia and the Lady of Chaillot come to mind

CBD, thanks. This is a great start to the week's art threads.

Posted by: JTB at September 26, 2022 09:53 AM (7EjX1)

80 Medea prepares for the latest Tik Tok challenge - drinking a goblet of India ink

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 26, 2022 09:53 AM (uPgE/)

81 Hell hath no fury like a scorned Karen with potions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 09:54 AM (ZCool)

82 Usually, it's the guy spiking the girl's drink. Good on them for subverting expectations.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 26, 2022 09:55 AM (4olE8)

83 Is it possible to extract poison from a frog's ass?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 09:55 AM (w2Z7l)

84 Reminds me of that old joke: "If I was your wife, I'd put poison in your drink."

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 09:56 AM (Y5qcH)

85
Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves... casting white actors to play Tyler Perry roles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 09:57 AM (oINRc)

86 I like Waterhouse. I have a couple of his prints hanging in my house.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 09:58 AM (t0OGg)

87 She's showing both her face and her feet. Waterhouse probably ain't welcome in Iran...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 09:58 AM (t0OGg)

88 Does Medea have a unibrow?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 09:58 AM (eGTCV)

89 Nice painting. But I just don't get why whenever we have a picture of some ancient mythological characters some yahoo fails to post a comment about something marginally offensive. I expect expositions on the back story, sure, and descriptions of the artist's brush strokes, it is the Horde after all, but...

...wait a minute. What blog am I at?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 09:59 AM (cPDW+)

90 I thought Medea was a mad black woman! oh wait that's Madea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2022 10:00 AM (trdmm)

91 89 Nice painting. But I just don't get why whenever we have a picture of some ancient mythological characters some yahoo fails to post a comment about something marginally offensive. I expect expositions on the back story, sure, and descriptions of the artist's brush strokes, it is the Horde after all, but...

...wait a minute. What blog am I at?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 09:59 AM (cPDW+)

Bearded Spock has entered the chat.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 10:00 AM (906pl)

92
Does the toad still have both eyes? Oh, well. Daddy's about to get the heave-ho so the boyfriend gets the golden fleece.

Posted by: Lola at September 26, 2022 10:00 AM (NIYa7)

93 Arsenic
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

He's going to get more than his arse nicked.

Posted by: Brazil at September 26, 2022 10:01 AM (aYP+k)

94 Horny goddess slips unsuspecting soldier a Greek roofie and Viagra mix.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 10:01 AM (ZCool)

95 Great tune from XTC.

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2022 10:02 AM (wsHtO)

96 Well, she's pouring the poison for her father, King Aeetes, so that Jason can steal the Golden Fleece

so she's willing to commit patricide to get at what's hiding 'neath his tunic...

Jason must be sporting quite the impressive package

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:02 AM (dCxaZ)

97 You know we'd all be on her side if Jason was wearing a hockey mask.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2022 10:02 AM (trdmm)

98 The toad is making a break for it.

Posted by: pawn at September 26, 2022 10:03 AM (wsHtO)

99 Broad in the hips, but can she cook?

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 10:03 AM (0OP+5)

100 As noted, the ONLY times which I have complained about a picture is when someone talks about pedophilia (which is not marginally offensive, IMO) in a painting that has nothing to do with it and just contains children and only children. You yourself complained about people suggesting a Dr. in a Norman Rockwell painting was a pedophile. I guess that was marginally offensive to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (vH/6k)

101 What's that coming toward her hand from our left, almost horizontally? An asp?

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (r8enq)

102 [ii]You just know that toad on the floor has been licked.

******

In Dawson City, Yukon Territory there is a bar famous for offering a cocktail containing a disembodied frostbitten human toe, the Sour Toe Cocktail.

You just know that liquor on the bar has been toed!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (cPDW+)

103 Oh FFS, Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

104 83 Is it possible to extract poison from a frog's ass?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 09:55 AM (w2Z7l)

---------------------

Why yes, my Liege. First, you'll need a swallow, a coconut, and a duck...

Posted by: Sir Bedivere at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (uPgE/)

105 Broad in the hips, but can she cook?

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2022 10:03 AM (0OP+5)

Maybe not, but she's got a career as a mixologist ahead of her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (7bRMQ)

106 so this little episode of 100 yutes rampaging a Philly Wawa went viral...

https://tinyurl.com/bdfxw9bs

this ought to do wonders for the demorat ticket in November

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (dCxaZ)

107 Alternate title: Mrs. DePas and Shep Henderson, the Early Years.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 10:05 AM (IRFCi)

108 101 What's that coming toward her hand from our left, almost horizontally? An asp?
Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (r8enq)

I hadn't noticed that before, it would be in keeping with the mythology of the thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (trdmm)

109 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

I don't know who Francis is and I will continue to complain about people saying things like "I guess the old Captain with be busy with those boys tonight."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (vH/6k)

110 Why yes, my Liege. First, you'll need a swallow, a coconut, and a duck...
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (uPgE/)
---
Does Medea weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)

111 Does the toad still have both eyes?
Posted by: Lola at September 26, 2022 10:00 AM

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: The Newt at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (4p7Em)

112 110 Why yes, my Liege. First, you'll need a swallow, a coconut, and a duck...
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (uPgE/)
---
Does Medea weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)

=========

There's only one way to find out: build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

113 What's that coming toward her hand from our left, almost horizontally? An asp?

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (r8enq)

Darn it! A hair on the canvas. Again.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 26, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)

114 There's only one way to find out: build a bridge out of her!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM

Ah, but from what else can we also build bridges?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:08 AM (4p7Em)

115 Coles notes version: Medea matters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:08 AM (aYP+k)

116 ---
Does Medea weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)

She quack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Bubble, bubble. Toil and trouble.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:09 AM (r8enq)

118 Does Medea weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (YIVH2)

I guess the toad hasn't got better yet.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 10:09 AM (906pl)

119 Many people think that the story of Jason is part of the ancient world, but it really belongs to Medea Evil times.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 10:09 AM (IRFCi)

120 That's not Medea that's Freda Kahlo.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 10:10 AM (eGTCV)

121 Wawa flash mob on Citizen Free Press tw@tter:

https://tinyurl.com/yws6696t

so far 2.2M views

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

122 Ah, but from what else can we also build bridges?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:08 AM (4p7Em)

You're talking about us, aren't you?

Posted by: Florida Femininst Bridgebuilders at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)

123 this ought to do wonders for the demorat ticket in November

Your average Philly voter will say it's restitution. I mean, can there be anything yter than a store named after the sound that Charlie Brown's teacher makes?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (nfrXX)

124 I don't know who Francis is and I will continue to complain about people saying things like "I guess the old Captain with be busy with those boys tonight."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:06 AM (vH/6k)

I think you lack the background to appreciate the cultural milieu from which such jokes are drawn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (aYP+k)

125 Jill Biden apparently wore a tight, black latex outfit to meet the PM of Pakistan. This is normal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (UuD2k)

126 24 "He told me this potion would make my boobs grow big."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

*********

No.

It will add three inches of length and one inch in girth to Jason's manhood.

Posted by: Medea at September 26, 2022 10:12 AM (xxG/v)

127 so far 2.2M views
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

How many of those are fans though?

I suspect a significant number of the people whose votes will be counted for Democrats look positively on this flash mob looting

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 10:12 AM (pwExq)

128 It's a furrowbrow. She's having to do math. It's perplexing her.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:12 AM (r8enq)

129 Giorgia Meloni

_____|________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 10:12 AM (ZCool)

130 The artists could certainly do hands.

The expression on Medea's face is along the lines of: "Say what?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:13 AM (5pTK/)

131 You just know that liquor on the bar has been toed!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (cPDW+)

You nailed it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:13 AM (aursc)

132 Giorgia Meloni

_____|________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 10:12 AM (ZCool)

Get outta the bunk already! Sun's up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 10:13 AM (7bRMQ)

133 willowed from previous thread

yes things like I bonds are great but they have one big draw back

you are limited to 10K purchase per year

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:14 AM (us2H3)

134 I like the painting. Sure as Hell beats ewenowhut.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (eJn7u)

135 What are we doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (5r4XQ)

136 so this little episode of 100 yutes rampaging a Philly Wawa went viral...

this ought to do wonders for the demorat ticket in November
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (dCxaZ)

Wawa is a town in northern Ontario, considered to be about the middle of nowhere, not a place to be tits up on the pavement:

https://youtu.be/HhZTs6ZpvJw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (aYP+k)

137 The new law, AB 1766 mandates that “by no later than July 1, 2027,” the DMV must “issue a restricted identification card to an eligible applicant who is unable to submit satisfactory proof that their presence in the United States is authorized under federal law if they provide satisfactory proof of identity and California residency, as specified.”

The Cal DMV AUTOMATICALLY registers every new ID to the county in which they live as a voter.

Last month, the department announced it may have botched about 23,000 voter registrations because of a separate error.
PS That was from Monday, October 8, 2018 and they are still working on the problem!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

138 134 I like the painting. Sure as Hell beats ewenowhut.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (eJn7u)

ewenowhut: A classical study of sheep erotica...

Sorry Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:16 AM (5r4XQ)

139 Last month, the department announced it may have botched about 23,000 voter registrations because of a separate error.
PS That was from Monday, October 8, 2018 and they are still working on the problem!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

Oops! Oopsie!

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 10:17 AM (pwExq)

140 Headline about “magic seeds” is not hyperbole. In fact, in a recent op-ed on the Gates Foundation website, Gates himself actually admitted that he has called these genetically manipulated corn seeds “magic seeds.”

Do you think he would take an old cow for these seeds ?
Asking for my friend, Jack

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

141 Your average Philly voter will say it's restitution. I mean, can there be anything yter than a store named after the sound that Charlie Brown's teacher makes?

WUT

Wawa is like Church in the Philly metro, revered by all regardless of race, creed or color.

The part of Philly where this occurred is not the hood.
Also...November elections are for statewide offices, not just the city.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)

142 What's that coming toward her hand from our left, almost horizontally? An asp?

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:04 AM (r8enq)
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Medusa is just off to the side, fixing her "hair"...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:17 AM (YIVH2)

143 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (aYP+k)

"Wawa" is the Lenape name for wild goose.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (dCxaZ)

144 Wawa used to have a pretty good steak sub. Haven't eaten there in years.

Crazy to watch them and Sheetz have turf wars in VA and NC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (aursc)

145 Is toenail fungus really that common that we need constant advertising for cures?

Look, ad-bots, I don't have toenail fungus. Stop with the ad already.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

146 Morning, all! Got caught up on "work" work and can now examine today's art. Jason is actually watching Medea dose his goblet of wine? Isn't he awfully trusting?

"Excuse me, milady, but what is that you are putting in with my wine?"

"An aphrodisiac. Trust me, you'll love it."

"Aw-right!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

147 As I recall Medea helps Jason kill her brother and they both chop him up and throw his bits and pieces in the Black Sea so Medea's father, King Cochis, is forced to pick them up allow Jason and Medea to escape with the Golden Fleece.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:19 AM (4vi12)

148 145 Is toenail fungus really that common that we need constant advertising for cures?

Look, ad-bots, I don't have toenail fungus. Stop with the ad already.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

The Snake Oil salesman has Snake Oil in his wagon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:19 AM (5r4XQ)

149 Medea looks like she tends to the unibrow. Maybe that was *the* style in Ancient Greece.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

150 Colchis not Cochis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (4vi12)

151 ...and the Wawa escapade is bringing unwanted attention to the Soros DA:

https://tinyurl.com/32ryef3p

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)

152 135 What are we doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:15 AM (5r4XQ)

?

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (r8enq)

153 As I recall Medea helps Jason kill her brother and they both chop him up and throw his bits and pieces in the Black Sea so Medea's father, King Cochis, is forced to pick them up allow Jason and Medea to escape with the Golden Fleece.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022

***
I guess the ancient Greek heroes weren't always heroic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

154 145 Is toenail fungus really that common that we need constant advertising for cures?

Look, ad-bots, I don't have toenail fungus. Stop with the ad already.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

I think the ads here aren't ad-bots. We compared notes before and realized we're all getting the same ads.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (eYoxG)

155 She wrote a letter to his wife....it's all Greek to me she replied.

Posted by: safristi at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (qktfm)

156 ?
Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (r8enq)

Checking the temper of the commentariat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (5r4XQ)

157 Is toenail fungus really that common that we need constant advertising for cures?

If google analytics are good enough to swing an election...

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (nfrXX)

158 Jason Voorhees?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

159 Colchis not Cochis.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022

***
From which, I suppose, we get the name of the drug colchicine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

160 Wawa used to have a pretty good steak sub. Haven't eaten there in years.

the prepared food quality has really headed south. They must have changed their suppliers. You have to be real careful what you buy there. The milk is good though, and they sell butter from a local dairy whose price won't break the bank.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)

161 when I was a kid, we had 7-11s, a name that makes sense

what the fuck is a WAWA ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)

162 Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

Tweet unavailable. What is this about?

Posted by: Clutch at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (9UmRs)

163 Cease and desist!

Posted by: Babwa Wawa at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (Xrfse)

164 153 As I recall Medea helps Jason kill her brother and they both chop him up and throw his bits and pieces in the Black Sea so Medea's father, King Cochis, is forced to pick them up allow Jason and Medea to escape with the Golden Fleece.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022

***
I guess the ancient Greek heroes weren't always heroic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

The Greeks like their heroes cunning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (eYoxG)

165 Colchis not Cochis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (4vi12)

Darn it. Now what do I do with this war party?

Posted by: Taza, Son of Cochis at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)

166 Dr. Jill has no fashion advisor on board? Skin tight latex can be problematic if one is gassy.

Posted by: Ziba at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (4h9M3)

167 I guess the ancient Greek heroes weren't always heroic.
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He got the fleece and Medea. They had children. Then Jason dumped Medea to become a King and she killed all her of her children. Moral of Story - Never Fuck Crazy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (4vi12)

168 what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)
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I'm pretty sure it's just a regional convenience store...

We have "Casey's" around here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (YIVH2)

169 167 He got the fleece and Medea. They had children. Then Jason dumped Medea to become a King and she killed all her of her children. Moral of Story - Never Fuck Crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (4vi12)

==========

What if she's really, really hot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

170 161 when I was a kid, we had 7-11s, a name that makes sense

what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)

What does 7-11 mean? I remember them, just never knew or forgot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

171 145 Look, ad-bots, I don't have toenail fungus.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

The anti-toenail-fungus vaccine worked!

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (r8enq)

172 when I was a kid, we had 7-11s, a name that makes sense

what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022

***
Babwa's family name

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

173 I like the style of the painting, but it's too grim. Would sell it for a profit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (w2Z7l)

174 Is toenail fungus really that common that we need constant advertising for cures?

Look, ad-bots, I don't have toenail fungus. Stop with the ad already.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

It is widely known that you are a fun guy, so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (LsEU/)

175 156 ?
Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:20 AM (r8enq)

Checking the temper of the commentariat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (5r4XQ)

Ah.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (r8enq)

176 I see the FNM is calling Jordan Peterson the "hero of the incels" with Olivia Wilde making a crappy movie about him.

And...that's exactly wrong. His advice is to get men to stop doing the things that make them incels.

Its like calling Charles Atlas the hero of the scrawny.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)

177 What does 7-11 mean? I remember them, just never knew or forgot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

Open 7 A.M. to 11 P.M., IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (aYP+k)

178 Checking the temper of the commentariat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:21 AM (5r4XQ)
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annealed, not quite hardened.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (5pTK/)

179 OT-The dear elderly organist. Jessie, for our church is having incredible back pain and is in the hospital having tests. If you could say a prayer for her it would be much appreciated. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (vH/6k)

180 Posted by: Clutch at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (9UmRs)

I just tested it and it's there.

Just go on Citizen Free Press tw@tt, they posted it Sep 24 at 11:15 pm

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

181
What does 7-11 mean? I remember them, just never knew or forgot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022

***
I guess, originally, because they would be open from 7 am to 11 pm -- earlier to open and later to close than drugstores and groceries. Later some of them went 24 hour.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

182 What does 7-11 mean? I remember them, just never knew or forgot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

Originally open from 7am - 11pm

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (OgrpQ)

183 We have "Casey's" around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (YIVH2)

And the Kum-n-Go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (aursc)

184 I guess the ancient Greek heroes weren't always heroic.

I killed a shit ton of innocent Trojans and other people...

In fairness I tried not to go.

Posted by: Odyessus at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (ESjRY)

185 Jill Biden apparently wore a tight, black latex outfit to meet the PM of Pakistan. This is normal.

She always dresses like My First Hooker Barbie.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (ZGrMX)

186 You got it Fen.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (LsEU/)

187 That the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)

It's a convenience store, like 7-11.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (vH/6k)

188 And...that's exactly wrong. His advice is to get men to stop doing the things that make them incels.

Its like calling Charles Atlas the hero of the scrawny.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)

The whole Incel thing seems silly/fabricated to me. By their logic, the Little Rascals were all incels- including Buckwheat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (5r4XQ)

189 What does 7-11 mean? I remember them, just never knew or forgot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (5r4XQ)

Original store hours.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (7bRMQ)

190 The Greeks like their heroes cunning.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (eYoxG)

How about their linguists?

Posted by: I've got nothing at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)

191 The correct term for a convenience store, no matter the signage, is, "Stop N' Rob."

This has been a moron PSA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (5pTK/)

192 What if she's really, really hot?
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Well, then its okay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (4vi12)

193 And the Kum-n-Go.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (aursc)

also sold as a blend of Viagra and Exlax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (aYP+k)

194 The whole Incel thing seems silly/fabricated to me. By their logic, the Little Rascals were all incels- including Buckwheat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Oh Tay Aetius451AD!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (LsEU/)

195 185 Jill Biden apparently wore a tight, black latex outfit to meet the PM of Pakistan. This is normal.

She always dresses like My First Hooker Barbie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (ZGrMX)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (r8enq)

196 And the Kum-n-Go.

Sadly Ken's Pump-n-Munch in Minneapolis went out of business and was replaced with something Islamic.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)

197 Thanks, Tonypete.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (vH/6k)

198
what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED

"Wawa" is the Lenni-Lenape name for a Canada Goose. See, Wawa, Ontario.

Wawa Stores is a chain of convenience stores in the Middle Atlantic states and Florida. Unlike 7-11 stores, they do NOT have encased meats rolling under heat lamps in an experimental setup to yield petrified foodstuffs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (pNxlR)

199 Casey's pizza is pretty good for a convenience store.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (aursc)

200 The whole Incel thing seems silly/fabricated to me. By their logic, the Little Rascals were all incels- including Buckwheat.

Every insult the Left uses eventually comes unmoored from it's original meaning to just be "someone I don't like".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)

201 Done, Fen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (5pTK/)

202 Woman sets herself on fire, police officer burned in Richfield traffic stop

THe noodle arm lighting the tennis court and his arm on fire the other day.

This self-immolation trend is one I can fully support.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (ZCool)

203 The whole Incel thing seems silly/fabricated to me. By their logic, the Little Rascals were all incels- including Buckwheat.

It is a thing though oversold.

Basically, if you are a man that believes what the FNM tells you about romance and women you are going to be very, very lonely (amusing also true for women in regards to men).

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)

204 There is so much fuss on the left about Jordan Peterson I think I should suggest one of his books to my son. Any suggestions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (vH/6k)

205 Unlike 7-11 stores, they do NOT have encased meats rolling under heat lamps in an experimental setup to yield petrified foodstuffs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Roller dogs, are the best dogs.

Fight me!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (LsEU/)

206 Funky cold Medea

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (2cfUo)

207 Arsenic
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 09:33 AM

And Old Lace Wigs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 09:34 AM (4p7Em)

Bully!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (yQpMk)

208 Unlike 7-11 stores, they do NOT have encased meats rolling under heat lamps in an experimental setup to yield petrified foodstuffs.

Roller hot dogs are awesome. This is known.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (ZGrMX)

209 This is not the 21st Century I was promised ...

The terrifying flesh-eating drug meant for horses that is now hitting the streets of America: 'Tranq dope' Xylazine accounts for a third of OD deaths in Philadelphia - and causes festering wounds when injected

- Doctors say xylazine - a muscle relaxant intended for large animals like horses - has been appearing in the illicit drug scene in cities across the US joining fentanyl as one of the primary narcotics used to cut opioids
- The drug prolongs the highs felt from heroin, but results in users passing out for hours at a time, while injection points ulcerate and lead to grisly wounds that spread across the body
- Some users even report severe soars erupting across their body where they never injected the drug, and many are left disfigured as fingers, arms, feet, legs and toes are forced to be amputated
- In Philadelphia - considered to be ground zero for the xylazine crisis - about one-third of all fatal opioid overdoses in 2019 were related to the drug

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (RHGPo)

210 "Wawa" is the Lenni-Lenape name for a Canada Goose. See, Wawa, Ontario.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (pNxlR)

Huh. I'd seen the store logo but never made the connection before. The more you know.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (906pl)

211 She always dresses like My First Hooker Barbie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (ZGrMX)
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Age appropriate dress really escapes people like "Dr." Jill, doesn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:29 AM (5pTK/)

212 The correct term for a convenience store, no matter the signage, is, "Stop N' Rob."

This has been a moron PSA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:26 AM (5pTK/)

I saw Stop N' Rob open for Choke N' Puke at the Buford T Justice arena in 1977.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 26, 2022 10:29 AM (7bRMQ)

213 what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)
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I'm pretty sure it's just a regional convenience store...

We have "Casey's" around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (YIVH2)

it's like a Sheetz

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 10:29 AM (Mkvkw)

214 - In Philadelphia - considered to be ground zero for the xylazine crisis - about one-third of all fatal opioid overdoses in 2019 were related to the drug
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (RHGPo)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:30 AM (UuD2k)

215 He (Jason) was sent to live with a centaur by the name of Chiron. Chiron raised him into a brave noble hero.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022

***
The centaurs seem to have been pretty wild party animals for the most part, with the exception of some wise ones like Chiron. He was sort of a Ben Carson among centaurs.

Nessus was another and infamous one. He tried to rape Heracles' wife, so not exactly a good role model for young centauri.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:30 AM (J2vNu)

216 what the fuck is a WAWA ??
Posted by: REDACTED
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I'm pretty sure it's just a regional convenience store...

We have "Casey's" around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

it's like a Sheetz
Posted by: SturmToddler

But nothing like a Buc-ee's. Those are in a class by themselves.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:31 AM (LsEU/)

217 it's like a Sheetz

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 10:29 AM (Mkvkw)

Didn't Sheetz and Wawa both start in PA? We have Sheetz and Speedway down here in eastern NC

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 26, 2022 10:31 AM (OgrpQ)

218 Nessus was another and infamous one. He tried to rape Heracles' wife, so not exactly a good role model for young centauri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
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That would make him and Alpha Centauri?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:31 AM (5pTK/)

219 Wawa started in PA as a dairy, kind of like Turkey Hill. Anyway the food is pretty good (but not as good as it once was) and you can custom order hoagies, meals and coffee drinks in addition to the stuff on the shelves.

That Wawa is for sure gonna close. What a hot mess Philly is. Apparently there's a roller rink near this location and supposedly kids meet up there and often hit that store in big groups after the rink closes I dunno. They got a little rowdy, huh?

On the more obvious crime front, twenty shootings in the city over the weekend - plus the CVS in East Goshen (right near West Chester PA) got robbed by a group of armed thugs. The criminals are hitting Chester County now for sure - that's where the money is!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 10:31 AM (w0NJk)

220 Any suggestions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (vH/6k)

he has quite a following on social media.

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson

His bestselling book is "12 rules for life"

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:32 AM (dCxaZ)

221 Horse paste > Horse tranqs

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:32 AM (aursc)

222
That would make him and Alpha Centauri?

No

Posted by: Sid Meier at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (ESjRY)

223
Jeebus. So, now we have our own version of Krokodil?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (oINRc)

224 Didn't Sheetz and Wawa both start in PA? We have Sheetz and Speedway down here in eastern NC
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 26, 2022 10:31 AM (OgrpQ)

yeah, i'm pretty sure Sheetz started up there. they need to come down to the tidewater. closest one is a bit of a hike. and while wawa is good, sheetz has better food.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (Mkvkw)

225 Didn't Sheetz and Wawa both start in PA? We have Sheetz and Speedway down here in eastern NC

Sheetz, Wawa and Turkey Hill. The Turkey Hills got acquired by Wawa at some point.

214 - In Philadelphia - considered to be ground zero for the xylazine crisis - about one-third of all fatal opioid overdoses in 2019 were related to the drug

my friend's young niece just died from this. 19 years old.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (w0NJk)

226 what is with me appending a "d' to "an" all the time?

I can't even blame it on auto cucumber.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)

227 Jordan Peterson youtube channel:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyc9fzm

he has 5M subs

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (dCxaZ)

228 Wawa is based out of Philly, Sheetz in Altoona.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (aursc)

229 Skin tight latex can be problematic if one is gassy.

*******

Yep. A fart while wearing that kind of get-up will look like a mouse running down your leg until it escapes at the ankle.

(NOTE: if fart jokes offend you, skip this comment)

(NOTE 2: I guess disclaimers like that should go at the beginning of the comment)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)

230 Did anyone notice that Juan Williams has got something going on with his right arm

looks like it might no even be there

but sumptins off

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (us2H3)

231 what is with me appending a "d' to "an" all the time?

Yeah I find I'm always appending a D as well.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)

232 How can Jordan Peterson be incel, he's married with children

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (dCxaZ)

233 Thanks, everybody. I think anyone who would meet Jessie would love her. FenSpouse and I took her home yesterday after church because her daughter was at the shore. For some reason she baked cookies for us. I told her that was not necessary and hugged her and she said "I like baking cookies and I love you both." She was telling us on the way home how she was glad she grew up before computers because kids could invent their own fun and use their imagination and be outside. I have more in common with the 93 year organist than I do with most young people in their 20-30s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:35 AM (vH/6k)

234 His bestselling book is "12 rules for life"
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:32 AM (dCxaZ)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:35 AM (vH/6k)

235 Yep. A fart while wearing that kind of get-up will look like a mouse running down your leg until it escapes at the ankle.
Posted by: Muldoon

Not to be argumentative but, wouldn't the pocket of intestinal gasses go upward to seek it's own release?

But I'm no gas-ologist so what the hell do I know?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:35 AM (LsEU/)

236 Wawa
You've given me a wawa
And I'm thinking of you
And all the things that we used to do
Wawa, wawa

Posted by: George Harrison at September 26, 2022 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

237 Thing is if you comment on Dr Jills fashion the FBI pays you a visit

Kinda like the Emperors New Clothes but with Gestapo

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 10:36 AM (pwExq)

238
Not to be argumentative but, wouldn't the pocket of intestinal gasses go upward to seek it's own release?

But I'm no gas-ologist so what the hell do I know?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:35 AM (LsEU/)

Not if your farts are heavier-than-air. One time I went swimming in Cameroon, and well...

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (oINRc)

239 How can Jordan Peterson be incel, he's married with children

Again, the left's insults always detach from their actual meaning. Like "fascist". They've also called Ben Shapiro (married with kids) an incel. And Kurt Schlichter (hot Cuban wife, as he'll tell you if you wait a minute).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

240 Nessus was another and infamous one. He tried to rape Heracles' wife, so not exactly a good role model for young centauri.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022
*
That would make him and Alpha Centauri?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022

***
Nessus thought he was a real playa. He found out differently when Heracles put an arrow into him. He had the last laugh, though. Before he died he convinced H.'s wife Deianeira to dip some cloth in his blood, saying it would make H. always faithful to her. When, years later, Heracles fell in love with a younger woman, Deianeira made a shirt for him with the blood in it. But the blood was poison, and the pain was so bad that Heracles killed himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

241 228 Wawa is based out of Philly, Sheetz in Altoona.

Don't forget Rutter's!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (t4BDZ)

242 Skin tight latex can be problematic if one is gassy.

*******

Yep. A fart while wearing that kind of get-up will look like a mouse running down your leg until it escapes at the ankle.

(NOTE: if fart jokes offend you, skip this comment)

(NOTE 2: I guess disclaimers like that should go at the beginning of the comment)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)

lmao. even though it's a visual i DIDN'T need...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (Mkvkw)

243 I would love to sit down and have a conversation with Dr. Jordan Petersen. Though, I'd be incredibly intimidated, because the man is so incredibly articulate and brilliant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (5pTK/)

244 Morning.
====================
There is so much fuss on the left about Jordan Peterson I think I should suggest one of his books to my son. Any suggestions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (vH/6k)

Maps Of Meaning.

Posted by: Robert at September 26, 2022 10:38 AM (1Yy3c)

245 That was one of the great things about the Hercules TV series with Kevin Sorbo. In early episodes they featured his wife Deianeira, played by ultra-cool chick Tawny Kitaen. (Did some story ever refer to the Nessus incident? Certainly it didn't kill Hercules in the TV series.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

246 Methane is lighter than air.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

247 Rutter's is In the central part of the state.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (aursc)

248 they do NOT have encased meats rolling under heat lamps in an experimental setup to yield petrified foodstuffs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2022 10:27 AM (pNxlR)

*******

Given the fact that both the Wawa video currently on cell phones and the petrified taquitos from our beloved minimarts will still be preserved for tens of thousands of years, archeologists will have to conclude that the taquitos and other minimart food were delicious - so much so that youths would storm the stores in search of these delectables.

Posted by: Medea at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (xxG/v)

249
She always dresses like My First Hooker Barbie.
Posted by: Ian S.

She has to maintain the "my slutty community college instructor" look in order to retain her tenure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (pNxlR)

250 214 - In Philadelphia - considered to be ground zero for the xylazine crisis - about one-third of all fatal opioid overdoses in 2019 were related to the drug
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my friend's young niece just died from this. 19 years old.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (w0NJk)

So awful.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:40 AM (r8enq)

251 bwahahah --

cue the Leftard who thinks the Wawa flash mob is Philly's Reichstag fire:

https://tinyurl.com/y79bu5tm

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:41 AM (dCxaZ)

252 The best Peterson clip where he stumps a news bimbo cold: https://youtu.be/3ZCLMPgaIxg

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)

253
Methane is lighter than air.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

I know... I was just making a really lame joke that Stacey Abrams is so fat that even her farts are overweight. And that she was responsible for the Lake Nyos disaster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:41 AM (oINRc)

254 Did anyone notice that Juan Williams has got something going on with his right arm

looks like it might no even be there

but sumptins off
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:34 AM (us2H3)

I have a guess

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (FJYfm)

255 my friend's young niece just died from this. 19 years old.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (w0NJk)

Like a faster-acting Covid vaxx. Sad to say, she started dying the moment she first stuck a needle in her own arm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (aYP+k)

256 Putin's new troops will suffer heavily in Ukraine as they will have basically no training, UK intel says

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

257 and here's the dumbass replying to Reichstag leftard, who totally doesn't get the point:

https://tinyurl.com/ea23nmsr

proving once again that leftoids are utterly irredeemably stoopid

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)

258 proving once again that leftoids are utterly irredeemably stoopid
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)
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Look, at least someone on the left is admitting history started before yesterday. For those loons, that's actually a step in the right direction.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

259
Putin's new troops will suffer heavily in Ukraine as they will have basically no training, UK intel says
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

Perhaps. Or not. Seems likely, but then, UK intel also said that Donald Trump has piss-parties with Russian hookers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:44 AM (oINRc)

260 >>>Not to be argumentative but, wouldn't the pocket of intestinal gasses go upward to seek it's own release?

But I'm no gas-ologist so what the hell do I know?

Posted by: Tonypete

>My low pressure fart bubbles rumble up between the cheeks, tickling my fanny like kisses from a gas faerie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (w2Z7l)

261 She always dresses like My First Hooker Barbie.
Posted by: Ian S.

Wasn't she meeting with the leader of a largely Muslim Country and wouldn't you think that it would occur to her to be more modestly dressed?!!. Jill Biden has a thing about her age, no?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (vH/6k)

262 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)

Oh, he didn't name it as Reichstag fire, that's my characterization. He called it aa "put-up job"

lolol

stoopid leftoids

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (dCxaZ)

263 lmao. even though it's a visual i DIDN'T need...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 10:37 AM (Mkvkw)

*************

We didn't want to see it either.

Posted by: Rioting Mobs in Pakistan at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (xxG/v)

264 I know... I was just making a really lame joke that Stacey Abrams is so fat that even her farts are overweight. And that she was responsible for the Lake Nyos disaster.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*********

Multilayered, nuanced, and backed by an obscure cultural reference...

We'll allow it!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (cPDW+)

265 my friend's young niece just died from this. 19 years old.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 10:33 AM (w0NJk)

I am so sorry. How terrible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (vH/6k)

266 256 Putin's new troops will suffer heavily in Ukraine as they will have basically no training, UK intel says
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

Funny that we didn't get similar commentary about Ukraine's mass recruitments.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (eYoxG)

267 For some reason I vaguely recall Medea being mentioned in a Superman comic in my childhood. I'm pretty sure Circe showed up in one time-travel story; Superman was helpless against magic, so it made for a good conflict. But Medea and Jason . . .? Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

268
If I were a female politician, I'd dress modestly - *except* when visiting Muslim leaders. Then I'd show up in stripper clothes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (oINRc)

269 Oh, he didn't name it as Reichstag fire, that's my characterization. He called it aa "put-up job"

lolol

stoopid leftoids
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:45 AM (dCxaZ)
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Ah, my mistake. Once again, leftists prove their world view depends on their ability to deny reality.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (5pTK/)

270 If you like your drug zombies and people looting WAWA you can keep your drug zombies and people looting WAW. And that's a promise

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 26, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)

271 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:46 AM (oINRc)

I wouldn't, but I wouldn't wear a head covering either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:47 AM (vH/6k)

272 She's making a nice cup of King Harv coffee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:48 AM (lf83v)

273 183 We have "Casey's" around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 10:23 AM (YIVH2)

And the Kum-n-Go.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:25 AM (aursc)

------------------------------

I work for a company that's doing work for Kum-n-Go. Internally, we refer to it a K-n-G.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 26, 2022 10:49 AM (uPgE/)

274 246 Methane is lighter than air.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

**************

True, and it lacks a permanent dipole moment as well.

But 3-methyl indole is heavier than air, though one would never know this after taking a dump.

Posted by: The Chromophore of Tryptophan at September 26, 2022 10:49 AM (xxG/v)

275 Putin's new troops will suffer heavily in Ukraine as they will have basically no training, UK intel says
___________

The current troops are unqualified. Huge problem in the Russian Army will falsifying qualifications and readiness reports.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (lf83v)

276 The merch at Kum-n-Go is a hit around Christmas time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (aursc)

277 with, not will

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (lf83v)

278 272 She's making a nice cup of King Harv coffee.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:48 AM (lf83v)

; )

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (r8enq)

279 There is something about this painting that I find exceedingly vial.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (cPDW+)

280 275 The current troops are unqualified. Huge problem in the Russian Army will falsifying qualifications and readiness reports.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (lf83v)

==========

So, like Soviet era car engines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

281 Looks like the tw@tts have suspended Jordan Peterson's account. He has not posted since June 28. He should go all Alex Berenson on them.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

282 By the way, there is no way Fetterman wins PA without massive voter fraud.

I sort of assume PA is still wide open for voter fraud, because nothing was done to secure the election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (5pTK/)

283 255 Sad to say, she started dying the moment she first stuck a needle in her own arm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 10:42 AM (aYP+k)

I expect this is true.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:51 AM (r8enq)

284 282 I sort of assume PA is still wide open for voter fraud, because nothing was done to secure the election.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (5pTK/)

==========

That's not true.

There was a big vote in the legislature that overrode Wolf's veto and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

285 UK intel also reports that Queen Elizabeth just has a cold and will be fine next week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:51 AM (lf83v)

286 Staying on topic past 250 comments. Is that a bannable offense?

I just learned that Salvador Dali was a Franco supporter and a returned faithful follower of the Catholic Church. I would have thought the opposite. And the more I study his surrealism pieces the more I realize that his technical skill was excellent. This is confirmed by looking at his work prior to the surrealism period.

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (e4kZN)

287
AOC, failing her bartender's exam -- that "blue fairy" drink torpedoes her chances every time!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (pNxlR)

288 That's not true.

There was a big vote in the legislature that overrode Wolf's veto and everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
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Ah, I didn't catch that. So, Dr. Oz has a chance?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (5pTK/)

289 True, and it lacks a permanent dipole moment as well.

But 3-methyl indole is heavier than air, though one would never know this after taking a dump.
Posted by: The Chromophore of Tryptophan

Come for the roofies and convenience store chronicles, stay for the fart jokes and poop chemistry.

AoSHQ - meeting your midmorning education needs since 2003!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (LsEU/)

290 The left is openly saying it doesn't matter if Fetterman is brain damaged, he'll vote D.

Which...honestly makes him an even better Democrat - he no longer even has the ability to think for himself.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (ESjRY)

291 Next time Canada has an election-provided there's not cheating off the scale-I think a conservative party will get it. I expect Trudeau Fils endorses censorship by the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (vH/6k)

292 The current troops are unqualified. Huge problem in the Russian Army will falsifying qualifications and readiness reports.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022
==========

So, like Soviet era car engines?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022

***
Their jeeps all have Trabant motors. They ain't goin' nowhere fast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

293 Mustm't forget the Toot-N-Moo chain.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (cPDW+)

294 The merch at Kum-n-Go is a hit around Christmas time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM

The merch for the local Bunghole Liquors* is a hit all year round.

*Yes, it's a real thing. No, no one ever believes this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (4p7Em)

295 288 Ah, I didn't catch that. So, Dr. Oz has a chance?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (5pTK/)

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As much a chance Trump had in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

296 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I love sleeping in.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 10:53 AM (anj39)

297 There is something about this painting that I find exceedingly vial.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (cPDW+)

Only a potion of it .

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 10:53 AM (e4kZN)

298 Skatole or 3-methylindole is an organic compound belonging to the indole family. It occurs naturally in the feces of mammals and birds and is the primary contributor to fecal odor.

In low concentrations, it has a flowery smell and is found in several flowers and essential oils, including those of orange blossoms, jasmine, and Ziziphus mauritiana.
-----------------------------------

Science proves it is possible for your shit to not smell.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (Y5qcH)

299 The merch for the local Bunghole Liquors* is a hit all year round.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"Bunghole Liquors" is an epic name!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (LsEU/)

300 Fetterman being a retard won’t stop any Dems from voting for him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (x000d)

301 . And the more I study his surrealism pieces the more I realize that his technical skill was excellent. This is confirmed by looking at his work prior to the surrealism period.

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022

***
John D. MacDonald once had Travis McGee say that about Picasso, that he (and a lot of other surrealists) "could sure enough draw a realistic cow if they wanted to."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

302 "Funny that we didn't get similar commentary about Ukraine's mass recruitments."

Seems most unlikely the newly mobilized personnel will be used in a direct combat role, at least very many of them. Could be some people with recent service and high levels of training/experience who might be useful that way.

Much more logical they will be used to replace people in support roles, or to form the basis of new units, which will receive training. Russia's manpower problem is real, and spectacular, such that Strategic Rocket Forces personnel are showing up in armored units in Ukraine. But dumping reservists directly into the front lines makes no sense, and seems (seems) unlikely.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (OTzUX)

303 There is something about this painting that I find exceedingly vial.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (cPDW+)

Only a potion of it .
Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 10:53 AM

A cromulent retort.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (4p7Em)

304 I would expect a guy like that PA idiot to be found in a dumpster beaten to near-death by a crowbar by local gangbangers. Be better, PA!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (w2Z7l)

305 WAWA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa_(company)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (Zvtjl)

306 Jordan Peterson:

This is worth watching. Some good and some bad.
"The Importance of Being Ethical"
Jordan Peterson
interview by Peter Robinson
Uncommon Knowledge

https://tinyurl.com/y8nkhnte

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (r8enq)

307 The merch for the local Bunghole Liquors* is a hit all year round.

*Yes, it's a real thing. No, no one ever believes this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (4p7Em)

Liquor store in Casa Grande, AZ (Pinal County) called Pinal Liquors

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (OgrpQ)

308 Fetterman being a retard won’t stop any Dems from voting for him.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (x000d)

Retard is as retard does

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (e4kZN)

309 I realize that his technical skill was excellent. This is confirmed by looking at his work prior to the surrealism period.

Dali painted an exquisite Last Supper. Also a crucifixion seen from an overhead perspective. He was a master.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)

310 The merch for the local Bunghole Liquors* is a hit all year round.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

"Bunghole Liquors" is an epic name!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM

I giggle like a 12 yr old every time I drive by it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:56 AM (4p7Em)

311 Jason (incredulous, to Medea): "You put *salt* in your beer????"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2022 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

312 This is an interesting op-ed story at PJM regarding that Canadian tranny shop teacher.

"…or Maybe the Trans Shop Teacher Is the Hero We Need Right Now"

https://tinyurl.com/yprrpm26

It's total wish casting but it would be awesome if it were true.

Posted by: Robert at September 26, 2022 10:56 AM (1Yy3c)

313 There is so much fuss on the left about Jordan Peterson I think I should suggest one of his books to my son. Any suggestions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:28 AM (vH/6k)

His lectures are better than his books. Look for 12-part video series on youtube ... one is about personalities (not yet famous), and the other is about the Bible (after reaching fame).

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (44ww/)

314 The streaming giant Netflix has been getting roasted on social media for giving the new series about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer an “LGBTQ” label.

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)

315 290 The left is openly saying it doesn't matter if Fetterman is brain damaged, he'll vote D.

Pelosi once said that a glass of water with a "D" on it could win AOC's district

she actually said that

Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (us2H3)

316 "Jawn" Fetterman went to Philly for a campaign rally on Saturday.

Fetterman said to the crowd, “But if I can, let me say that Wawa is totally better than Sheetz” (Allegedly, he lives in Braddock, near Pittsburgh, and usually promotes his loyalty to the Western Pennsylvania chain.)

Ironically (???) "young people" in tear up a WaWa in NE Philly, later on Saturday.

Many in Philly love his clemency crusade & they're not alone.

Posted by: Lola at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (NIYa7)

317 Looking at Jason's shin guards, I am reminded of that age old question about Achilles.

Why didn't he wear armor on his heel?

It was the only thing he needed to protect, but he left it unprotected?

Overconfident? Arrogant? Stupid?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (lf83v)

318 It's total wish casting but it would be awesome if it were true.
Posted by: Robert at September 26, 2022 10:56 AM

i. Be an outrageous parody of the left
B. Get fired for it by lefties.
III. Sue like the wind, exposing their hypocrisy.
D. Profit!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (4p7Em)

319 302 "Funny that we didn't get similar commentary about Ukraine's mass recruitments."

Seems most unlikely the newly mobilized personnel will be used in a direct combat role, at least very many of them. Could be some people with recent service and high levels of training/experience who might be useful that way.

Much more logical they will be used to replace people in support roles, or to form the basis of new units, which will receive training. Russia's manpower problem is real, and spectacular, such that Strategic Rocket Forces personnel are showing up in armored units in Ukraine. But dumping reservists directly into the front lines makes no sense, and seems (seems) unlikely.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2022 10:54 AM (OTzUX)

Well one of the obvious things they could do is replace elements of garrisons stationed elsewhere. Reportedly of the roughly 900k normal Russian standing army, 200k, much of which was from their border with China was what was deployed against Ukraine. Given the nature of the combat in Ukraine (lots of trench warfare), both sides can make good use of relatively untrained troops for defensive purposes though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (eYoxG)

320 I think you lack the background to appreciate the cultural milieu from which such jokes are drawn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

******

Heh

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (cPDW+)

321 286 Staying on topic past 250 comments.

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 10:52 AM (e4kZN)

Did not happen.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (r8enq)

322 Looking at Jason's shin guards, I am reminded of that age old question about Achilles.

Why didn't he wear armor on his heel?

It was the only thing he needed to protect, but he left it unprotected?

Overconfident? Arrogant? Stupid?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM

That was my schitck.

Posted by: Achilles at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (4p7Em)

323 Anyone famliar with the key specifics of PA's election "reform"? Massive - massive - fraud has been built into state-wide calculations for decades. Years ago heard a strategy discussion for a state-wide office, one of the top political consultants of that era lead the team, and Philadelphia fraud numbers were just a straightforward campaign strategy consideration. Like weather suppressing Democratic votes, or whether someone would get a union endorsement and support. Just a known issue to factor into your strategy and spending. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (OTzUX)

324 Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (44ww/)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (vH/6k)

325 Interesting painting. We got a guy dressed as the FTD florist mercury man, and a chick spiking her own drink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (VwHCD)

326 Yeah, Dali was a Francoist Catholic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (oINRc)

327 314 The streaming giant Netflix has been getting roasted on social media for giving the new series about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer an “LGBTQ” label.
Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)

They're upset because it's true?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (Y5qcH)

328 325 Interesting painting. We got a guy dressed as the FTD florist mercury man, and a chick spiking her own drink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (VwHCD)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 10:59 AM (r8enq)

329 So, like Soviet era car engines?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

I think this is an insult to LADA build quality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (5r4XQ)

330 290 The left is openly saying it doesn't matter if Fetterman is brain damaged, he'll vote D.

Pelosi once said that a glass of water with a "D" on it could win AOC's district

she actually said that
Posted by: REDACTED at September 26, 2022 10:57 AM

Narrator: She's not wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (4p7Em)

331 317 Looking at Jason's shin guards, I am reminded of that age old question about Achilles.

Why didn't he wear armor on his heel?

It was the only thing he needed to protect, but he left it unprotected?

Overconfident? Arrogant? Stupid?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 10:58 AM (lf83v)

My guess is the audience is aware of it and he isn't.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (eYoxG)

332 I can't believe anyone would vote for Fetterman but he's actually the perfect avatar for America, 2022.

He's an entitled slob with brain damage.

Posted by: MJ at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (zwDuR)

333 Hello, Dali!

Posted by: Carol Channing at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (lf83v)

334 Italy's new PM tells it like it is.

https://bit.ly/3LJZmTO

The left goes full guano.

https://bit.ly/3CccL3Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)

335 @301

>>John D. MacDonald once had Travis McGee say that about Picasso, that he (and a lot of other surrealists) "could sure enough draw a realistic cow if they wanted to."

Picasso's art before his bullhsh*t turn to surrealism and cubism was barely to the level of a intermediate art student.

Picasso was a lazy hack that fooled many patron.

I'm pretty much think everything he did was garbage an d the fact that retards will pay 10s of millions of dollars for his scribblings is quite funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2022 11:01 AM (up/3i)

336 Interesting painting. We got a guy dressed as the FTD florist mercury man, and a chick spiking her own drink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

So, the 70's then? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2022 11:01 AM (LsEU/)

337 I'm pretty much think everything he did was garbage an d the fact that retards will pay 10s of millions of dollars for his scribblings is quite funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2022 11:01 AM (up/3i)

There's an art sucker born every minute.

Posted by: PT Barnum and Bailey at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (7bRMQ)

338
It's total wish casting but it would be awesome if it were true.Posted by: Robert at September 26, 2022 10:56 AM (1Yy3c)

It was noted by someone that the shop teacher was almost fired at some point earler for "toxic masculinity" so maybe it is a troll. Paul Joseph Watson of "Prison Planet" thinks it might be so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (vH/6k)

339 The Arizona Gubernatorial election just got more entertaining. Kari Lake slammed Liz Cheney, after Cheney said she was going to campaign for Democrats in AZ, with a "bless her heart" and then swept the leg.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (5pTK/)

340 Nood Morning Rant

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (lf83v)

341 So does everyone remember where they were on the 24th when Vanderbilt's football team scored for the first time against Alabama since the 1980s or whatever?

I wouldn't have thought it was significant enough for the German official to need to give a speech preparing everyone for it, but I guess it was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (ikWko)

342 I'm really bad on Greek mythology. Was Achilles aware of his weakness?

Posted by: irright at September 26, 2022 11:02 AM (8rX4S)

343 Noodus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2022 11:03 AM (IRFCi)

344 I remember seeing a review of a Soviet era car once. It was a 2-door and the way you accessed the back seats was to take the front seat out of the car. To make this easier the front seat was built just a little bit sturdier than your average lawn chair.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 11:03 AM (Y5qcH)

345 I am reminded of that age old question about Achilles. Why didn't he wear armor on his heel?

******

Though I'd bet my opinion's extraneous
I'll give you my thoughts, they're spontaneous
Achilles' heel
Wasn't that big a deal
Just a vulnerable foot bone, calcaneus

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 11:03 AM (cPDW+)

346 Red Turban it does seem most logical that BTGs (battalion tactical groups) so far not utilized for the Ukraine operation, which is a lot of them, would be cycled in to replace those that have lost much of their combat capability, while the damaged units would be withdrawn for refit (and some mobilized personnel may figure into that part).

Russia has a serious manpower problem because it had/has a land force too small and not really intended for this kind of operation (leaving aside the overall quality, air, command, and other serious deficiencies). This doesn't mean those problems can't be overcome enough to achieve various objectives. We'll see.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2022 11:03 AM (OTzUX)

347 79 No surprise here. I love Pre-Raphaelite art with its mythological subjects, the brilliant use of color, and detail in the clothing and other objects.
Posted by: JTB at September 26, 2022 09:53 AM (7EjX1)

The blue of his garment is picked up in the vial, and the red of her dress is picked up in his belt.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 11:03 AM (r8enq)

348 >>300 Fetterman being a retard won’t stop any Dems from voting for him.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Most of his union stooges think he's a fucking Einstein.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 11:04 AM (ZCool)

349 I think this is an insult to LADA build quality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (5r4XQ)

Heh. I knew a woman in Calgary who bought an orange Lada, back in the 1980's, when they were a thing. She was very proud of it. She drove to Banff one weekend, and on the return trip, hit a bump on the highway, and broke all four springs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2022 11:04 AM (aYP+k)

350 Hello, Dali!
Posted by: Carol Channing at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (lf83v)

hello mudda, hello fadda

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 11:05 AM (Mkvkw)

351 I don't think Achilles was aware of his specific weakness but knew what his fate would be depending on his choices. He chose to fight.

Posted by: polynikes at September 26, 2022 11:05 AM (e4kZN)

352 Italy's new PM tells it like it is.

https://bit.ly/3LJZmTO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2022 11:05 AM (VwHCD)

353 > there is a bar famous for offering a cocktail containing a disembodied frostbitten human toe, the Sour Toe Cocktail.

Yep. They have to replace the toe occasionally, when someone swallows it (accidentally or deliberately).

Canadians be wack, yo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 11:06 AM (bW8dp)

354 The left is openly saying it doesn't matter if Fetterman is brain damaged, he'll vote D.

They have to say that to make their results believable.

The Senate Leadership Committee (McConnell's group, I believe, the ones that abandoned Arizona) are hitting Fetterman hard in the Philly area. Brutally effective radio ads.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2022 11:07 AM (Q14hI)

355 CVS in East Goshen (right near West Chester PA) got robbed by a group of armed thugs. The criminals are hitting Chester County now for sure - that's where the money is! Posted by: BlackOrchid

Yup. The Westtown-East Goshen Regional Police Department is conducting an investigation of four stolen vehicles from residences in East Goshen Township, Chester County. All of the vehicle thefts occurred during the early morning hours of September 21, 2022 Sourced via CRIMEWATCH®: chester crimewatchpa com

Posted by: Lola at September 26, 2022 11:08 AM (NIYa7)

356 Looking at Jason's shin guards, I am reminded of that age old question about Achilles.

Why didn't he wear armor on his heel?

Did he know that his heel was unprotected? His mother did but did she ever think to tell him?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2022 11:08 AM (nfrXX)

357 Willis explained in Bright Green Impossibilities, to hit Net Zero by 2050 the USA would need to add a little over 2GW of 24×7 zero carbon generation capacity every day. Think of this as a brand new nuclear reactor commissioned every day until 2050, to replace the 22 terawatts of average power capacity / 193 Petawatt hours of energy per year provided by fossil fuel.

Even using nuclear reactors this is a wildly implausible target. When you translate this magnitude of nuclear capacity build to solar panels or wind turbines, bearing in mind nuclear power runs 24×7, and wind and solar most definitely do not, the numbers soar into absurdity.

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 11:09 AM (RHGPo)

358 Even using nuclear reactors this is a wildly implausible target. When you translate this magnitude of nuclear capacity build to solar panels or wind turbines, bearing in mind nuclear power runs 24×7, and wind and solar most definitely do not, the numbers soar into absurdity.

That's because that's not the goal. The goal is to kill about 6.5 billion people and then it's a lot easier to hit the targets.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 11:11 AM (ZGrMX)

359 ABC Poll: Republicans Up 21 Points on Dems in Battleground Districts

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 11:14 AM (RHGPo)

360 See pictures of cruella deville v jilly. Who wears it better?

Posted by: Lola at September 26, 2022 11:16 AM (NIYa7)

361 Desperation: Russian Orthodox patriarch calls Russians to martyrdom in Ukraine to have sins "washed away"

Russian Orthodox patriarch Kirill, a Vladimir Putin crony, declared that Russian men who die for “Holy Russia” by participating in its genocide in Ukraine will have their sins “washed away”

.. Vlad first

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2022 11:16 AM (RHGPo)

362 /sock again

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2022 12:17 PM (nfrXX)

363 "Russian Orthodox patriarch Kirill, a Vladimir Putin crony, declared that Russian men who die for 'Holy Russia' by participating in its genocide in Ukraine will have their sins 'washed away'."

Two years ago, the patriarch of Constantinople recognized the Ukrainian Orthodox Church as an independent national church. Up until then, the church in Ukraine had been a branch of the Russian Orthodox Church. Putin is, it seems a believer in the myth of the Third Rome (which holds that Moscow is now the true seat of Christianity), and this act by the patriarch really lit his fuse. Small wonder that the Patriarch of Moscow is declaring Putin's war to be a holy crusade.

Posted by: Nemo at September 26, 2022 12:17 PM (S6ArX)

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