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Remember that state prosecutor Redrum DeathStrangulation fired because he said, flatly, he would not enforce Florida's abortion laws? (And had previously refused to prosecute BLM rioters?)

A judge has refused to order DeathStrangulation to reinstate him, though apparently there's still going to be some trial. I guess the motion was for DeathStrangulation to reinstate him before the trial, as an emergency injunction.

Josh Miller
@jmsoflo
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects @AndrewWarrenFL request to order @GovRonDeSantis to reinstate him as Hillsborough County state attorney. Warren filed a first amendment suit citing his right to free speech. Case moves to trial with disclosures due by Sept 27.

#CancelTheMedia, cut the cord:

Via Twitchy, The Atlantic asks the age-old question: Are women really smaller and weaker than men, or do they just lack the emotional and social support to become as large and as strong as men?

It's a real puzzler.

Decades of research have shown that sex is far more complex than we may think. And though sex differences in sports show advantages for men, researchers today still don't know how much of this to attribute to biological difference versus the lack of support provided to women athletes to reach their highest potential. "Science is increasingly showing how sex is dynamic; it has multiple aspects and also shifts; for example, social experiences can actually change levels of sex-related hormones like testosterone in our bodies in a second-to-second and month-to-month way!"

Men have been attempting all sorts of hacks to increase their testosterone. Most do not work, some work but in a fairly small way. The idea that "social experiences" are enough to raise a woman's testosterone -- which, at its highest, is much lower than man diagnosed with low testosterone -- is anti-scientific and stupid, but we've now replaced Real Science with Woke "Science" and Trans "Science."

This is the only recent article I can find about this:

A Russian pipeline to China will replace the Nord Stream 2 gas link to Europe, abandoned amid the Ukraine conflict, Moscow's Energy Minister Alexander Novak said Thursday (15 September).
Asked in an interview with Russian television channel Rossiya-1 if Russia would replace the European Nord Stream 2 with the Asian Force Siberia 2, Novak said: "Yes."
Earlier in the day, the minister, on the sidelines of a visit to Uzbekistan, said Russia and China would soon sign agreements on the delivery of "50 billion cubic metres of gas" per year via the future Force 2 pipeline in Siberia.
This volume will almost represent the maximum capacity of Nord Stream 1 -- 55 billion cubic metres (bcm) in total -- which has been shut down since September 2.

Blackface-wearing scumbag and bastard son of Communist murderer Fidel Castro embarrasses his country again.

'Drunk' Canadian PM Trudeau is slammed as a 'tone deaf embarrassment' for singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at London hotel before Elizabeth II's state funeral
Wearing a casual t-shirt, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau was seen standing over a piano during a singalong with other members of his formal delegation at the central London hotel
Trudeau was heard hitting the infamous notes, along with Queen's lyrics: 'Easy come, easy go'
The sing-song happened on Saturday night - just hours before billions tuned in to watch Queen Elizabeth II's funeral on Monday morning
The beloved monarch died at the age of 96 on Thursday September 8, 2022 at Balmoral Castle in Scotland

Last night at the Savoy. Our PM in the UK representing Canada for the Queen’s funeral. 🤦🏻‍♀️
How do you say you were a drama teacher without saying you were a drama teacher. pic.twitter.com/kfRlve7pmV
— Lisa Power (@LisaPow3326023 September 19, 2022

Thanks to The ARC of History.

Mount Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting.

Lava from Kilauea flowing like a river🌋🌋🌋
Credit: Ken Boyer
pic.twitter.com/IAtULNGF0i
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) September 19, 2022

Authorities suspect this idiot ignited the dormant volcano:

Young feminist runs into difficulties during her first time pumping gas. pic.twitter.com/7aVoVhgyMh
— TBS Viral (@tbs_viral) September 17, 2022

"Jetpacks are now available to the general public. This is a company called Gravity Industries showcasing one of their models." pic.twitter.com/rsyZGlA4Ed
— Machiavelli's Underbelly 🤖🍄✨ (@mmm_machiavelli) September 17, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:36 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: GF at September 19, 2022 06:36 PM (1pSWD)

2 First

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2022 06:36 PM (ftFVW)

3 Damn, missed it by a hair.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2022 06:36 PM (ftFVW)

4 willowed again

Posted by: weft cut-loopo at September 19, 2022 06:37 PM (IyrhE)

5 ........look at that big ass, BIG JUICY BOOTY!!!

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2022 06:39 PM (0jZnq)

6 The Lincoln Project puts out some of the most repulsive and obscene ads I've ever seen, seriously, Democrats don't even put out ads that vile.

Tells you all you need to know about the deviants and mental defectives at that disgusting little grift.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 06:39 PM (up/3i)

7 This is so much fun watching everything go to shit in real time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 06:39 PM (W/9Bb)

8 wait till they find out the power of Siberia ii going into India...

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2022 06:40 PM (V13WU)

9 I believe the Judge wants a trial to put a final, definitive end to it. I believe Florida State Law is very clear that the Governor has the authority to do this, and that by law the only remedy is to petition the Florida Legislature to reinstate. If the Judge simply dismissed his suit he would file somewhere else. Btw, looks like DeSantis has already said fine, we're good for a trial, but I got a campaign to run so schedule it for sometime next year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:40 PM (trdmm)

10 To be fair, they needed time for the meds to take effect: Joe Biden forced to wait for seat after apparent late arrival at Queen’s funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=-Yr_Vg4CK2M

Had to wait for V.C. and George Cross recipients to be seated first.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 06:40 PM (yikp0)

11 Who's the bigger embarrassment to their Country?

( ) Brandon
( ) Justin

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

12 some work but in a fairly small way.

Cough steroids = small pee pee Cough

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (OmbY4)

13 I was so hoping someone would light a smoke in that video.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (OalnH)

14 What are the horniest cocktails? Just wondering. No reason.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

15 Mary, Where is Porter Rico? Is that near Boston or MV ?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (B/7uq)

16 This is about the fiftieth thing Trudue has done to embarrass himself and by extension, Canada.

Which begs the question, are Canadians masochists?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (9qSw/)

17 Dipshit Liberals and the MFM, BIRM, were first defending Justin saying it was from 2 years ago; disproven, they've turned to "So what?" and "He was letting off steam out of grief."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (yikp0)

18 13 some work but in a fairly small way.

Cough steroids = small pee pee Cough
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (OmbY4)

Arnuld: "Sure, but the maid still didn't mind..."

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (pluht)

19 LOL just how much money did they dump into Showtime to get that show to air? Who on earth is going to watch that??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Ivdso)

20 $45 an hour? Man this recession is hitting Sarah hard. She was at $97 a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (OalnH)

21 Be a shame if that china pipeline went BOOM in the night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (xDh35)

22 The amazing/hilarious part of that "women and men should compete together" means, in practical fact, doing away with Title IX completely and going back to what sports always were before then - mainly, 100% male dominated activities with a few exceptions in a few select sports, like tennis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (trdmm)

23 Horn of the Bull cocktail is pretty horny.

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)

24 Re: Young feminist pumping gas

Madam, may I offer you a light?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (ZSK0i)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (T4tVD)

26 Jet pack needs to be featured at the X Games.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (5pTK/)

27 Who's the bigger embarrassment to their Country?

( ) Brandon
( ) Justin
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

—————-

Yes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (u73oe)

28 Keep in mind due to the fucked up way they elect PMs in Canuckistan, Justine only got 35% of the vote.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 19, 2022 06:44 PM (OalnH)

29 I wonder how much the oligarchs behind that Lincoln piece of shit paid showtime to host this? I'll bet it was a lot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:44 PM (trdmm)

30 21 $45 an hour? Man this recession is hitting Sarah hard. She was at $97 a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 19, 2022 06:43 PM (OalnH)

*********

We dropped too many of her videos onto the internet site in too short of a time.

Posted by: Brazzers at September 19, 2022 06:44 PM (xxG/v)

31 Men have been attempting all sorts of hacks to increase their testosterone. Most do not work, some work but in a fairly small way.

_______________________________

BIG JUICY BOOTY helps

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 06:45 PM (M+Lyo)

32 "Nordstrom's", ace.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 06:45 PM (yikp0)

33 Be a shame if that china pipeline went BOOM in the night?

==

Arm the Tibetans monks to instigate regime change in China 11!1

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2022 06:45 PM (V13WU)

34 Saw a gal trying to pump water into the oil filler of her VW bug. I was nice, stopped her before too late.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 06:45 PM (OmbY4)

35 How do you feel about A Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 06:46 PM (eGTCV)

36 Considering her good temperament I still think the Queen thought Trudeau was a jackass.

Such an embarrassment.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 06:46 PM (yI38e)

37 20 LOL just how much money did they dump into Showtime to get that show to air? Who on earth is going to watch that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Ivdso)

Brian Stelter and Kevin Williamson while doing a 69.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:46 PM (trdmm)

38 Biden mistakes the On / Off Button on Kīlauea and as a result the Volcano turned on. He thought it was the flush handle on his toilet.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 06:46 PM (B/7uq)

39 This is about the fiftieth thing Trudue has done to embarrass himself and by extension, Canada.

Which begs the question, are Canadians masochists?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Based on the lack of reaction to all of these embarrassing things Trudeau and Biden do, it's fair to say they are North American royalty. Like our friends across the pond, we'll have to wait for their names to appear on a leaked Epstein list for them to be shuffled off stage.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2022 06:46 PM (ftFVW)

40 That Sodomite running America's Hat is pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

Canadian voters outta be ashamed of themselves, but they ain't because their dumb asses and keep electing him/her.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

41 That's a lotta lava.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Arnuld: "Sure, but the maid still didn't mind..."

Maid = tranny Ernest Borgnine

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 06:47 PM (OmbY4)

43 "Decades of research have shown that sex is far more complex than we may think..."

No it isn't, Dummy. I'm gonna tell you. There are seventeen acceptable positions. Period. That's it.

Posted by: Pfc Roy Selridge at September 19, 2022 06:48 PM (aXxgO)

44 >>Men have been attempting all sorts of hacks to increase their testosterone. Most do not work, some work but in a fairly small way.

The only thing that will increase testosterone in any material therapeutic way is exogenous testosterone.

Supplement touting TestoFen or some fennel root derivative or similar, should be banned and the makers jailed for being dicks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 06:48 PM (up/3i)

45 I think it was in Live or Let Die that James Bond demonstrated the first jetpack, fueled by a couple of CO2 fire extinguishers and some hidden wires.

Just think of the carbon footprint, haters.

Mount Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting.

Again? This is how Jonah Goldberg envisions his wife's bulls.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 06:48 PM (JOtiF)

46 That's a lotta lava.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

More soap!

Posted by: Lava Brand soaps at September 19, 2022 06:48 PM (4I/2K)

47 Update: The hotel was actually the Corinthia Hotel and its restaurant/bar, Kerridge's.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 06:48 PM (yikp0)

48 That's an odd pipeline alignment. Must be circumventing some big mountains or something.
*checks map* Yeah, it is.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

49 Christopher, I thought the same thing. No one is wasting their time on the Pedo Project

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (yI38e)

50 Speaking of Showtime and Hollywood

There’s a good post on ZeroHedge about the bloodletting at the studios

"The Environment Has Gotten Worse": TV & Film Industry Sputters As Cost Cutting And Layoffs Take Hold

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (H37KB)

51 The funny thing about the women in sports article is that it tries to claim that "researchers don't know how much of a re sex differences have in sports performance," but links to a paper which openly states that sex differences are the primary factor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (8W3U9)

52 The only thing that will increase testosterone in any material therapeutic way is exogenous testosterone.

==

ok , so what's next, penis enlargements don't work ??

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (V13WU)

53 "Decades of research have shown that sex is far more complex than we may think

In fairness, you're over thinking it, just stuff in the hol, have fun

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (2fGxh)

54 What are the horniest cocktails? Just wondering. No reason.
~~~~~

Sex on the Beach

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

55 Someone should tell the Feminist to calm down, light a cigarette and have a few puffs

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (k8B25)

56 It's obvious how women will be able to compete with men: Men transition, and, then, they're able to compete as women against men..

Simple.

What's that you say? Men who transition to women to compete in sports failed when competing as a male against men?

Never mind.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (5pTK/)

57 I'm fairly certain Trudeau had to settle for releasing an embarrassing singing video only after they told him he can't cosplay as a Beefeater at the funeral.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (VrVjC)

58 I think it was in Live or Let Die that James Bond demonstrated the first jetpack, fueled by a couple of CO2 fire extinguishers and some hidden wires.

The actual flight out of the castle was a real jetpack, flown by an expert. Then James Bond strapped on the cold one and was lowered down, because you cannot put a 7000 degree jet pack into the trunk of a car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (Ivdso)

59 This woke idiocy will peak in about 20 years, when our brainwashed yutes reach "maturity".

Unlike every democrat at election time, I would consider moving to a different county (not Canuckdia).

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (DsA2n)

60 wow, too bad no one had a lit cig ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (8oyo2)

61 How do you feel about A Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Is that a drink or a proposition? 'cause I think Sarah only ever drops one comment per thread and you've already missed her.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (ftFVW)

62 Volcanoes emit Carbon Dioxide. When will the Davos Set insist volcanoes be permanently plugged or fitted with diapers? How long after that will Mad Joe say the US will pay for all of it?

"We'll create tens of thousands of good-paying union jobs by supplying the world with American-made volcano CO2 diapers! Not a joke!"

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (AMIL/)

63 Horny cocktails: A Slow Comfortably Screw Against the Wall and A Screaming Orgasm.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (eGTCV)

64 think it was in Live or Let Die that James Bond demonstrated the first jetpack, fueled by a couple of CO2 fire extinguishers and some hidden wires.

The actual flight out of the castle was a real jetpack, flown by an expert. Then James Bond strapped on the cold one and was lowered down, because you cannot put a 7000 degree jet pack into the trunk of a car.

Thunderball

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (2fGxh)

65 Pump should've shut off a soon as there was no more seal around the tank opening.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

66 @52

>>ok , so what's next, penis enlargements don't work ??

Son, sit down, I'm about to tell you that Jelqing will only get you a sore, red dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (up/3i)

67 Castro's get being stupid?

Must have been his momma's influence... wasn't ol Fidel actually pretty sharp for most of his life?

Aside, of course, from pushing communism--but even then, even in Communist countries, "It's good to be the Chairman of the Communist party!"... likely more graft and power than any ye old French King.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (Kbz60)

68 "What do I do???? It's not stawwwppping-na. What do I dooooooo?" She whined moments before she ignited herself with her own stupidity.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

69 What are the horniest cocktails? Just wondering. No reason.
~~~~~

Sex on the Beach
Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2022 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

>>>

The Blowjob

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2022 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

70 I think it was in Live or Let Die that James Bond demonstrated the first jetpack, fueled by a couple of CO2 fire extinguishers and some hidden wires.

Thunderball.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 06:52 PM (AMIL/)

71 "... for example, social experiences can actually change levels of sex-related hormones like testosterone in our bodies in a second-to-second and month-to-month way!"

You know what else works? Testicles. Many orders more BTW.

Is biology and physiology no longer Science, or is psychology the only significant one now?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2022 06:52 PM (aXxgO)

72 The 'Hold my beer' potential of that jetpack is considerable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2022 06:52 PM (R6ndO)

73 11 Who's the bigger embarrassment to their Country?

( ) Brandon
( ) Justin
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

(C). All the above

Posted by: 7man at September 19, 2022 06:52 PM (FGS55)

74 Jetpack guy video - bent over like that with flames shooting out your rear is not a good look.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 06:52 PM (RG7Wy)

75 BTO>Rush>Nickelback>Justine Trudeau

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (DsA2n)

76 That jetpack is fvcking cool as hell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (XIJ/X)

77 >>>What are the horniest cocktails? Just wondering. No reason.

Michelob Light

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (yI38e)

78 I want by tombstone to read "Died in unfortunate jetpack incident."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (7cRTM)

79 Where the fuck is my jetpack?

Posted by: Regular joe at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (nnp+f)

80

White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ Claims Lucky Charms Are Healthier Than Chicken

https://tinyurl.com/3pwf5usp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

81 we try to avoid people like Trudeau.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (Ynyl9)

82 >>>A Russian pipeline to China will replace the Nord Stream 2 gas link to Europe,

-------
*Laughs in Dinald Trump voice*

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (U1eOr)

83 >Wearing a casual t-shirt, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau was seen standing over a piano during a singalong with other members of his formal delegation

total fag

>>because you cannot put a 7000 degree jet pack into the trunk of a car.

well, you can, but just that one time

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (geLO8)

84 That's a lotta lava.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

All of the Hawaiian islands formed over that one thin crust 'hotspot'. To give you an idea of how far that Hawaii itself had to rise to hit the surface, the channel between Maui and Hawaii is over 2 miles deep.

Now THAT'S a lotta lava.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JOtiF)

85 The actual flight out of the castle was a real jetpack, flown by an expert. Then James Bond strapped on the cold one and was lowered down, because you cannot put a 7000 degree jet pack into the trunk of a car.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 06:50 PM (Ivdso)

I remember reading that the army experimented with the idea in the late 50's and made a couple working models, but eventually dropped it because a) it only could hold fuel for about 45 seconds of flight, and too bad if you were still up in the air when it ran out, and B) the test pilots had a real hard time keeping their feet from being roasted by the exhast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (trdmm)

86 Don't worry, Canada, Joe will surely do something which takes the spotlight off Justin.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (5pTK/)

87 I think Battle of the Network Stars already answered long ago all we needed to know about men and women in physical competition

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (mtLNG)

88 Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium

Doug Ramsey, 53, of Fayetteville, was arrested on September 17 on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery.
According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas’ victory over Missouri State.

https://tinyurl.com/5b496fc2

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JD3FJ)

89 Michelob Light
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Now you're talking my language.

Posted by: Body Conscious Bar Chick at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (ftFVW)

90 If that jetpack works... imagine a squad, flying low over the trees at 60 MPH, loaded with bazookas, machine guns, and anti-tank stuff.

Be a mobile tactical guy's dream. And a freedom fighters.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Kbz60)

91 I am going to call bullshit on the pumping gas story.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 06:55 PM (yA2QU)

92 What are the horniest cocktails? Just wondering. No reason.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

Sex on the Beach comes to mind. Hold the sand.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

93 No more Spanish Fly ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 06:55 PM (M+Lyo)

94 Funky Cold Medina ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

95 I thought that showtime ad was a joke. Who in the world would watch such crap, unless its an expose on the pedo life.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 If that jetpack works... imagine a squad, flying low over the trees at 60 MPH, loaded with bazookas, machine guns, and anti-tank stuff.

I see a whole platoon of Marines getting at least two hours of a safety lecture and Carl will still trash things.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (lAfAQ)

97 look at that big ass, BIG JUICY BOOTY!!!

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2022 06:39 PM (0jZnq)

-------
Did AOC really say that, or is it just a good fake. It sure looks like she's saying it, but I can't for the life of me imagine in what context she would. Make no sense.

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (U1eOr)

98 What's the flight time on that jet pack. Probably not long enough to go to the Circle K and back and just where in the heck would you put yer cuppa dark roast, anyway?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (1DgE4)

99 >>That jetpack is fvcking cool as hell.

There's a video out there in the internets of British Navy guys flying between ships while deployed. It's very cool.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

100 The jet pack look fun, but also like some guy lighting his farts.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 All of the Hawaiian islands formed over that one thin crust 'hotspot'. To give you an idea of how far that Hawaii itself had to rise to hit the surface, the channel between Maui and Hawaii is over 2 miles deep.

Now THAT'S a lotta lava.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JOtiF

a question that fascinates me - and I know it's unanswerable, but... how can a hotspot, a deep magma plume from the core, keep such a stable position for tens of millions of years while the earth's crust drifts across it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (trdmm)

102 Did AOC really say that, or is it just a good fake. It sure looks like she's saying it, but I can't for the life of me imagine in what context she would. Make no sense.
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (U1eOr)
------------

You seem to be operating from a severely flawed premise: AOC making sense when she speaks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (5pTK/)

103 98 What's the flight time on that jet pack. Probably not long enough to go to the Circle K and back and just where in the heck would you put yer cuppa dark roast, anyway?

3d print a cupholder and attach it to your belt buckle

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (v3pYe)

104 BTO>Rush>Nickelback>Justine Trudeau
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (DsA2n)

Andy Kim>BTO>Rush>Nickelback>Justine Trudeau

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

105 Horniest cocktail: either a quivering orgasm or a sloe screw up against the wall.

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:58 PM (U1eOr)

106 My rocket jetpack almost worked.
https://youtu.be/DT2zQbDfld8

Posted by: Caractacus Potts at September 19, 2022 06:58 PM (4I/2K)

107 Funky Cold Medina ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Better check the plumbing before getting to business if you drink that stuff.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2022 06:58 PM (ftFVW)

108 100 The jet pack look fun, but also like some guy lighting his farts.

that's called "the afterburner"

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (v3pYe)

109 This is the state of the art

https://youtu.be/n4yOOBITha4

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (2fGxh)

110 Okay, yep, the jetpack was first used in Thunderball.

My bad. Still, it was fucking hokey.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (JOtiF)

111 One jet pack is noisy. Can you imagine the din of everyone had one?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (F23An)

112 I am going to call bullshit on the pumping gas story.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Oh, yeah? Here, pull my finger.

Posted by: Vlad at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (XBf3S)

113 that jetpack works... imagine a squad, flying low over the trees at 60 MPH, loaded with bazookas, machine guns, and anti-tank stuff.

Be a mobile tactical guy's dream. And a freedom fighters.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 19, 2022 06:55

Pfft, The gang at Johnny Quest hunted an electrical monster with jet packs.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (3p4cr)

114 Meh. Jet packs have been around since the 70s.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (u73oe)

115 I saw Adam Savage try out one of those jet packs (I forget the show, but it wasn't Mythbusters). He got several days of training, and, I think, managed to hover for a bit. Apparently, operating those jetpacks are quite the workout.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (uPgE/)

116 As we learned from Minecraft: Swimming in the lava is not recommended.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (3AD8C)

117 91 I am going to call bullshit on the pumping gas story.

i dunno. can't video from work, but it did have an encounter in northern utah with a couple from oregon that had no clue how to pump gas. pumping your own gas is illegal there.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

118 BTO>Rush>Nickelback>Justine Trudeau
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 19, 2022 06:53 PM (DsA2n)

Andy Kim>BTO>Rush>Nickelback>Justine Trudeau

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September

I'd like to add Rick Astley to the front of that equation.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 "Lava" The B-52s

https://tinyurl.com/yub5uwa3

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

120 a question that fascinates me - and I know it's unanswerable, but... how can a hotspot, a deep magma plume from the core, keep such a stable position for tens of millions of years while the earth's crust drifts across it?
Posted by: Tom Servo

IIRC, hawaii is actually drifting to the NW.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2022 07:01 PM (KAi1n)

121 a question that fascinates me - and I know it's unanswerable, but... how can a hotspot, a deep magma plume from the core, keep such a stable position for tens of millions of years while the earth's crust drifts across it?
Posted by: Tom Servo
_______________________

That's probably exactly how Hank Johnson had his question rewritten in the Congressional Record.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 07:01 PM (SIZS3)

122 For the jetpack crowd:

https://youtu.be/62UjvbkZOuI

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2022 07:01 PM (Wnv9h)

123 I don't think it's right to have a Nordstrom Pipeline because then Target, Kohl's, and Bed Bath & Beyond will have to build one, too.

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (aXxgO)

124 88 Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium

Doug Ramsey, 53, of Fayetteville, was arrested on September 17 on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery.
According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas’ victory over Missouri State.

https://tinyurl.com/5b496fc2
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JD3FJ)

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Well, you eat fake meat for so long, pretty soon that hankerin' for the real deal becomes too much to resist.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (uPgE/)

125 Patricia C. @PatriciaSea
Why is Biden playing with his tongue…at the ceremony for the late Queen Elizabeth II

https://twitter.com/PatriciaSea/status/
1571846642881421314

[photo only]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (yikp0)

126 In fairness. I met a girl who was trying to cram the diesel hose into her gas tank

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (2fGxh)

127 85 I remember reading that the army experimented with the idea in the late 50's and made a couple working models, but eventually dropped it because a) it only could hold fuel for about 45 seconds of flight, and too bad if you were still up in the air when it ran out, and B) the test pilots had a real hard time keeping their feet from being roasted by the exhast.

i believe someone flew one across the english channel a while back. bleriot must have spun in his grave.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (v3pYe)

128 The Lincoln Project documentary will be awesome. I expect them to go full r*t**d and claim that their reprehensible, useless ad buys singlehandedly brought down the Bad Orange Man, so unhinging him that they, THE LINCOLN PROJECT, caused him to initiate the JANUARY 6 CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY to overthrow the rightfully elected government of the United States of America.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (b2dIm)

129 https://tinyurl.com/5b496fc2

Interesting name - I knew the Ramsey's from Ft Smith in Junior High. They were a prominent family, well connected. Wonder if this is the same family. Because that's how things run in Arkansas.

The middle son, my age, was a meat head.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 07:03 PM (+Cgut)

130 I'd like to add Rick Astley to the front of that equation.
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

I like Rick. Rick is a very talented man. But Rick ain't canadian.

Of which he gives many a thanks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

131 Men have been attempting all sorts of hacks to increase their testosterone. Most do not work, some work but in a fairly small way.

Injecting the stuff works pretty well.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:03 PM (g1EEm)

132 Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium

Doug Ramsey, 53, of Fayetteville, was arrested on September 17 on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery.
According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas’ victory over Missouri State.

https://tinyurl.com/5b496fc2
Posted by: S

So veggie guy is a cannibal?

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (2fGxh)

133 To anyone who knows of Harry Potter books, Quiddich is now possible

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (k8B25)

134 Pfft, The gang at Johnny Quest hunted an electrical monster with jet packs.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2022 06:59 PM (3p4cr)

That cartoon scared the shit out of 9 year old me when it first aired.

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (gmo/4)

135 Well, you eat fake meat for so long, pretty soon that hankerin' for the real deal becomes too much to resist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (uPgE/)

Winner

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (M+Lyo)

136 117 91 I am going to call bullshit on the pumping gas story.

i dunno. can't video from work, but it did have an encounter in northern utah with a couple from oregon that had no clue how to pump gas. pumping your own gas is illegal there.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

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Used to be. Pretty sure you can pump your own now.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (uPgE/)

137 @12 Commisar of Plenty-Exogenous Testosterone does not shrink your penis, it'll shrink your balls though. So if you already have a huge beanbag it'll make your dick look bigger.
Want to make your dick bigger? Then you take Human Growth Hormone.
Now your dick is bigger and not enough blood flow for an erection? Take Cialis or Viagra.
Now all the blood flows to HGH enlarged schwanz, you pass out and hit your head.

Wear a helmet.

Posted by: JROD at September 19, 2022 07:04 PM (0jZnq)

138 >Patricia C. @PatriciaSea
Why is Biden playing with his tongue…at the ceremony for the late Queen Elizabeth II

https://twitter.com/PatriciaSea/status/
1571846642881421314

also: why does he have 3 cufflinks on one cuff

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:05 PM (geLO8)

139 The Lincoln Project puts out some of the most repulsive and obscene ads I've ever seen, seriously, Democrats don't even put out ads that vile.

Tells you all you need to know about the deviants and mental defectives at that disgusting little grift.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 06:39 PM (up/3i)
*******
They are evil scum. What goes around comes around and all I can wish for is they get there own taste of karma... soon.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2022 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

140 question that fascinates me - and I know it's unanswerable, but... how can a hotspot, a deep magma plume from the core, keep such a stable position for tens of millions of years while the earth's crust drifts across it?
Posted by: Tom Servo

IIRC, hawaii is actually drifting to the NW.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2022 07:01 PM (KAi1n)

Yellowstone is also a hotspot. You can trace its movement by the various lava fields through Southern Idaho, such as craters of the moon monument

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2022 07:05 PM (3p4cr)

141 I've never been concerned about my T-level or whatever, I'm more concerned about hooking up with women who excite me and give me boners. I'm a simple man.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 07:05 PM (w2Z7l)

142 In fairness. I met a girl who was trying to cram the diesel hose into her gas tank
Posted by: Y5

Kinky!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2022 07:05 PM (KAi1n)

143 In fairness. I met a girl who was trying to cram the diesel hose into her gas tank
Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (2fGxh)

My BIL stopped a guy trying to put gas in a brand new Ford Truck.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (M+Lyo)

144 Via Twitchy, The Atlantic asks the age-old question: Are women really smaller and weaker than men, or do they just lack the emotional and social support to become as large and as strong as men?
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So we're not primates?

Or will you "follow the science" which says that "sexual dimorphism" is characteristic of a primate species?

[ In this house we:
...
Believe in Science--unless it really bends away from the Arc of History.
...]

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (krQz2)

145 I want my one man blimp.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (n1ZRu)

146 In fairness. I met a girl who was trying to cram the diesel hose into her gas tank
Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (2fGxh)

My BIL stopped a guy trying to put gas in a brand new Ford Truck.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (M+Lyo)

The truck was diesel BTW

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (M+Lyo)

147 @disclosetv · 4h
JUST IN - Powerful 7.6 magnitude earthquake strikes Mexico.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (yikp0)

148 Those jetpacks better be battery powered.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (H8QX8)

149 133 To anyone who knows of Harry Potter books, Quiddich is now possible

yeah, but since your hands are busy you have to catch the snitch in your mouth.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (v3pYe)

150 JUST IN - Powerful 7.6 magnitude earthquake strikes Mexico.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (yikp0)

Or was it just big juicy booty ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (M+Lyo)

151 I want my one man blimp.
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM

I believe Brian Stelter is married.

Think about that...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (Wnv9h)

152 Why is Biden playing with his tongue…at the ceremony for the late Queen Elizabeth II

He licked too many of those big fur guard hats.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (Xrfse)

153 145 I want my one man blimp.

tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: jerrold nadler at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

154 New pipeline by 2024? We'll see about THAT.

Said no Russian Environmenal Protection Agency.

Posted by: JM in Florida at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (PDnth)

155 Did AOC really say that, or is it just a good fake. It sure looks like she's saying it, but I can't for the life of me imagine in what context she would. Make no sense.
Posted by: 496

She was ostensibly quoting us knuckle-dragging righties and our sexual objectification of her.

Seems accurate.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (g1EEm)

156 88 Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium

https://tinyurl.com/5b496fc2
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JD3FJ)

Cut him some slack; he was hungry!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (F23An)

157 There was a point where someone made a graph of the improvement in womens track records vs men. And the observation was made that if they continued to improve scores at that same rate, in ten years women would be faster than men

Of course if they continued to improve at that rate for another twenty years they were going to be faster than the space shuttle.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (TCbSr)

158 @Breaking911 · 49m
JUST IN: Montana says it will follow judge’s order to let transgender people change their gender on birth certificates - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (yikp0)

159
Which begs the question, are Canadians masochists?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 06:42 PM (9qSw/)
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The word you are looking for is "brings" or "raises" not "begs."

I can't handle all the people who don't know what "begging the question" actually means.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)

160 146 In fairness. I met a girl who was trying to cram the diesel hose into her gas tank
Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (2fGxh)

My BIL stopped a guy trying to put gas in a brand new Ford Truck.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (M+Lyo)

The truck was diesel BTW
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (M+Lyo)

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Here I thought it was commentary on Ford trucks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (uPgE/)

161 @86, I reassured Canada Joe would do something which would take Justin off the hook.

And now we have Joe playing with his tongue.

Where do I collect my winnings?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (5pTK/)

162 While in college in NYC I saw a jetpack demo in Central Park. Loud as hell, much like seeing the Marine Corp Harrier jet at an airshow. The pilot flew up to the show area and hovered for a minute or so, then flew off.

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (XecMo)

163 JROD @ 137 -
that pretty much sums up all of modern medical practice right there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (8oyo2)

164
We can't pump our own gas here in Oregon.

Posted by: portlandon at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (+oR7L)

165 I can't handle all the people who don't know what "begging the question" actually means.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)
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Beg pardon?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (5pTK/)

166 JUST IN - Powerful 7.6 magnitude earthquake strikes Mexico.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM (yikp0)
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Shouldn't have legalized abortion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:10 PM (llXky)

167 Injecting the stuff works pretty well.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:03 PM (g1EEm)

Iirc, Sylvester Stallone got busted a few years back for trying to bring injectable testosterone into Australia.

He's a big fan of the stuff.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 07:10 PM (JOtiF)

168 That guy makes *me* look straight.

Posted by: Freddie Mercury at September 19, 2022 07:10 PM (VbI7r)

169 Young feminist runs into difficulties during her first time pumping gas.
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Nobody positioned her for success.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:10 PM (krQz2)

170 Sundowner isn't incharge of all his facilities, nothing he does surprises me anymore

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 07:11 PM (k8B25)

171 Nobody positioned her for success.

#useyourknees

Posted by: Y5 at September 19, 2022 07:11 PM (2fGxh)

172 153 145 I want my one man blimp.

tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: jerrold nadler at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (v3pYe)
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Step aside, loser!

Posted by: Kevin "Hindenburg" Williamson at September 19, 2022 07:11 PM (llXky)

173 If you ever drop your keys into a river of lava, just let 'em go, man.

Posted by: Jack Handy at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (sWM8x)

174 157 There was a point where someone made a graph of the improvement in womens track records vs men. And the observation was made that if they continued to improve scores at that same rate, in ten years women would be faster than men

Of course if they continued to improve at that rate for another twenty years they were going to be faster than the space shuttle.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (TCbSr)

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Reminds me of an XKCD comic, where a guy shows a girl a chart of her marriages (0 marriages last year, 1 marriage this year), and recommends she lock in a frequent customer discount, if the trend continues.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (uPgE/)

175 I can't handle all the people who don't know what "begging the question" actually means.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)
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Yeah, I gave up on that. I just try to set an example. I say "prompts the question" when I mean what people mean these days, and make sure it is clear that I mean circular argument for "beg the question".

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)

176 I didn't even notice they were all Canucks. Oooofff.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

177 Begging the question is how all the Liberal jurists write their decisions,

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (n1ZRu)

178 Well, you eat fake meat for so long, pretty soon that hankerin' for the real deal becomes too much to resist.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:02 PM (uPgE/)

Shades of Lovecraft there...

"but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun to make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (ZSK0i)

179 53 145 I want my one man blimp.

tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: jerrold nadler at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

Women can do anything men can

Posted by: Whoopie Hindenberg at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (M+Lyo)

180 I see No One of Consequence got to the punchline before I did...

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (Rm3kH)

181 I have a diesel car and at least every few months someone tells me I'm putting diesel in my car.

The diesel nozzle doesn't fit in gas cars. You can put gas in a diesel no probs tho. Don't do that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (7cRTM)

182 >>>145 I want my one man blimp.
Posted by: polynikes

Hello!

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson, all aboard the pirate skiff! at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (B3oWe)

183
Lava...
Is flowing like a river...
To the sea...
To the sea

Posted by: Alan Parsons at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (krQz2)

184 El grande earthquake-o

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

185 153 145 I want my one man blimp.

tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: jerrold nadler at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (v3pYe)
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Step aside, loser!
Posted by: Kevin "Hindenburg" Williamson at September 19, 2022 07:11 PM (llXky)

What about me?

Posted by: John Fetterman's goiter at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

186 60 Minutes continued...

@Breaking911 · 3h
Q: “How would you say your mental focus is?”

BIDEN: “Oh it’s focused. I’d say it’s, it is, I haven’t—look. I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, my own head the number of years. I no more think of myself being old as I am than a fly…”

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1571946406860161024

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (yikp0)

187 GO BILLS...

Yeah, I said it

#whynot

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)

188 148 Those jetpacks better be battery powered.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 19, 2022 07:07 PM (H8QX

"

A new startup has a great battery powered jetpack, the only catch is that the battery weighs 3,000 pounds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (trdmm)

189 If Frodo had been in Hawaii his task would have been much easier.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (n1ZRu)

190 I don't appreciate my kind being exploited. I am how God made me.

Posted by: Goodyear Blimp at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (RG7Wy)

191 Begging the question is how all the Liberal jurists write their decisions,

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (n1ZRu)
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"Beg pardon" is a lib's backup plan.

Posted by: Alan Parsons at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (krQz2)

192 That lava river vid was amazing, and rather scary. I'd love to get a glimpse of that in person, though. Bet the heat was radiating like an open kiln.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (x8Wzq)

193 Yeah, I gave up on that. I just try to set an example. I say "prompts the question" when I mean what people mean these days, and make sure it is clear that I mean circular argument for "beg the question".

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (krQz2)
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I was engaged in an email debate with my father (a retired copy editor) and I accidentally said "beg" rather than "raises" on OH MY GOD I got schooled.

it was epic. Lesson learned.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:15 PM (llXky)

194 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (yikp0)

I saw a transcript of that interview. Take the human element out of things and you realize the man is a complete idiot. He can't even finish a sentence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 07:15 PM (7cRTM)

195 164
We can't pump our own gas here in Oregon.
Posted by: portlandon at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (+oR7L)

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I had to check, because I've been to Oregon many times, and have pumped my own gas. Looks like it's no longer a state-wide ban, but mostly only rural areas can have self-service pumps.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (uPgE/)

196 I don’t beg the question anymore, it never gave me any money, the cheap bastard.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (H37KB)

197 GO BILLS...
Yeah, I said it
#whynot
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)
~~~~~

My youngest is a Bills fan. Now I know two!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (3ImbR)

198 A new startup has a great battery powered jetpack, the only catch is that the battery weighs 3,000 pounds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (trdmm)

Let me guess. A 24 ounce cup of coffee will overload that fokker?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (1DgE4)

199 I didn't even notice they were all Canucks. Oooofff.
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

Hahaha...yup. But I do like Rick.

He is a pretty humble guy for all the shit people have given him over the years.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

200 Begging the dick

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (yikp0)

201 If Frodo had been in Hawaii his task would have been much easier.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (n1ZRu)
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*Strolls out of Boggietown, tosses Magic Dingus into lava river.*

Hey guys, let's get drunk!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (llXky)

202 Read Sundowner's interview, it's lies the whole way through

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)

203 I can't handle all the people who don't know what "begging the question" actually means.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)

Sounds hard to be you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:17 PM (9qSw/)

204 I guess we'll see if they're known to her...

@Breaking911 · 3h
2 arrested in connection with break-in, theft of guns from Los Angeles Dem mayoral candidate Rep. Karen Bass

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (yikp0)

205 I have a diesel car and at least every few months someone tells me I'm putting diesel in my car.

The diesel nozzle doesn't fit in gas cars. You can put gas in a diesel no probs tho. Don't do that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 07:13 PM (7cRTM)

My former 65 Mustang and 69 Vette might argue with you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (JOtiF)

206 GO BILLS...
Yeah, I said it
#whynot
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (BgMrQ)
~~~~~

My youngest is a Bills fan. Now I know two!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2022 07:16 PM (3ImbR)

I would not call myself a Bills fan. Hell, I am not a fan of any team. But I almost always root for the Bills. Josh Allen was QB at Wyoming, and is pretty good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (x8Wzq)

207 >>Lava...
Is flowing like a river...
To the sea...
To the sea

Lonely rivers flow
to the sea
to the sea

https://tinyurl.com/2p969mba

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

208 Biden: My mental focus is focused. Like an old fly that doesn't know how old it is. Let's go to war with China!

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

209 So is Showtime trying to suggest that Lincoln Grooming Project has ever given Trump more than a faint strawberry mark?

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (krQz2)

210 @Breaking911 · 4h
7.5M earthquake strikes off Mexico - USGS

@Breaking911 · 4h
DEVELOPING: Tsunami waves of up to 10 feet hit Mexico following earthquake - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (yikp0)

211 I guess we'll see if they're known to her...

@Breaking911 · 3h
2 arrested in connection with break-in, theft of guns from Los Angeles Dem mayoral candidate Rep. Karen Bass
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (yikp0)

Is it the Osondairo brothers? Cuz that would be awesome.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

212 1,300 tons of sulfurdioxide per day emitted from the volcano - for a year (so far). But taking sulfur out of diesel fuel will change the world and stop global warming.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (akfkg)

213 Cut him some slack; he was hungry!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:08 PM (F23An)
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My eldest daughter totally bought into the vegan lifestyle, did yoga and all that. Instead of being super-healthy, she lost weight, had less energy and then one day (in a moment of weakness) had some buffalo wings.

*BOOM* So much energy! So satisfying! She started eating meat and immediately got to a healthy weight. Lesson learned.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (llXky)

214 The energy conservation is almost totally focused on the EU. How come? Do we trust mush brains? Right now heating oil/ diesel inventories on the east coast are running 50+% below the 5 yr average for this time of year. NG inventories are 398 billion cubic feet below the 5 year average . Who here thinks Joe won't sacrifice us for the EU, especially after they steal the midterms?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (tm+h+)

215 Josh Allen was QB at Wyoming, and is pretty good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (x8Wzq)

That's an

#understatement

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

216 Cruises to MV upcoming!

@Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (yikp0)

217 I have a diesel car and at least every few months someone tells me I'm putting diesel in my car.
........

Hey, you're putting diesel in your car.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

218 I love to tell vegetarians ' you know who else was a vegetarian?'

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:22 PM (n1ZRu)

219 210 @Breaking911 · 4h
7.5M earthquake strikes off Mexico - USGS

@Breaking911 · 4h
DEVELOPING: Tsunami waves of up to 10 feet hit Mexico following earthquake - Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (yikp0)

This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:22 PM (9qSw/)

220 Cruises to MV upcoming!

@Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (yikp0)

And what if that "cruise" just happened to end up in Venezuela?!? Genius.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

221 1,300 tons of sulfurdioxide per day emitted from the volcano - for a year (so far). But taking sulfur out of diesel fuel will change the world and stop global warming.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (akfkg)

So how much SO2 is emitted from diesel exhaust for comparison?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:23 PM (ZSK0i)

222 So is New Jersey the only state that doesn't trust us to handle a gas pump. Of course I know its just a way of providing jobs for that great state.

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2022 07:23 PM (XecMo)

223 Costs $30 to fill up your tesla in europe now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 07:23 PM (t3/qz)

224 Oh, my gosh! Kilauea, the earth is bleeding, we've got to stop it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (akfkg)

225 This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:22 PM (9qSw/)
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No, it doesn't! It *raises* the question. It doesn't *beg* it.

For f*cks sake...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

226 "Beg the question" is a really obscure way to say "assume the conclusion".

So I am ok with people using it incorrectly. It's a dumb expression in the first place.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (g1EEm)

227 224 Oh, my gosh! Kilauea, the earth is bleeding, we've got to stop it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (akfkg)

We're gonna need a bigger tampon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (mE7cY)

228 So I am ok with people using it incorrectly. It's a dumb expression in the first place.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (g1EEm

This begs the question, why do we use it in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (mE7cY)

229 It's no longer illegal to pump your own gas in OR. Law was changed. I think they still pump it in the cities but towns of a certain size no longer offer it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (5HBd1)

230 >>So is New Jersey the only state that doesn't trust us to handle a gas pump.

Have you seen the people who live in NJ?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

231 I love to tell vegetarians ' you know who else was a vegetarian?'

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:22 PM (n1ZRu)
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You know who else didn't smoke, drink and loved animals?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (llXky)

232 Turn those Nuclear Plants back on !!! -- Von Duke Brothers

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (n1ZRu)

233 Feminist first time pumping gas
Young woman who never had a father.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (akfkg)

234 Actor 1: Somebody put diesel in my peanut butter!

Actor 2: No, somebody put peanut butter in my diesel!

Posted by: Bad Pitch Guy at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (aXxgO)

235 Ring of Fire is acting up.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

236 #211 LASue:

||Patricio Munoz and Juan Espinoza were each charged with one felony count of first-degree residential burglary and two counts of grand theft of a firearm.

On September 9, the two defendants are accused of breaking into the Baldwin Vista home and taking two handguns. They fled and were later arrested.

[“I had guns for personal safety, as do many people. I think that gun control is extremely important,” the Democratic congresswoman said. “But I have never believed that people – if they wanted to have guns – should not have them.”] ||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (yikp0)

237 I was a vegetarian for 25 years. Tried vegan for about 6 months, and was ok with admitting that tofu is for sucks.

So, about mid '40's I finally felt like I was holding onto my "cool and radical" attitude long past its sell date. Had some ham. It was divine.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (Rm3kH)

238 This begs the question, why do we use it in the first place?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (mE7cY)

You didn't learn your lesson the time you got MisHum to fill the ONT with crap music for an entire month, didn't you?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (ZSK0i)

239 I got gas in Oregon once. Told the guy pumping how strange it was. He said some out of state people get scared and lock the doors when they see him walking to their car because they don't know WTF is going on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (xPl2J)

240 I think pinatubo released more in 1 eruption than humans did in their entire history

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (t3/qz)

241 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

It begs the question why you even opened yer pie hole about this subject?

Maybe Y5 can splain this to you.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (1DgE4)

242 I love to tell vegetarians ' you know who else was a vegetarian?'
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:22 PM (n1ZRu)
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The funny story is that he used to have intense intestinal cramps, until he recruited a doctor known to cure that condition. The doctor injected fermenting pig guts and AH never caught on.

Needless to say, the doctor kind of feared for his life, but his oath and relieving suffering meant more to him than to ignore it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (krQz2)

243 What an absolute cavalcade of frontal lobe damage this world has turned into... I would seriously lend credence to a theory that some alien race is orbiting Mars and zapping us with some kind of stupefaction beam right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

244 >>> 101 All of the Hawaiian islands formed over that one thin crust 'hotspot'. To give you an idea of how far that Hawaii itself had to rise to hit the surface, the channel between Maui and Hawaii is over 2 miles deep.

Now THAT'S a lotta lava.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (JOtiF

a question that fascinates me - and I know it's unanswerable, but... how can a hotspot, a deep magma plume from the core, keep such a stable position for tens of millions of years while the earth's crust drifts across it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 06:57 PM (trdmm)

Some SF author proposed as a joke that it was a alien spacecraft with an anti-matter engine slowly sinking into the Earth's core.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 07:28 PM (llON8)

245 Can't wait until criminals start using those jet packs for crime.
Should be a blast.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 19, 2022 07:28 PM (9Ne3f)

246 That jetpack is fvcking cool as hell.

Mighty expensive way to get rid of someone you don't like.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

247 Do Not go near the Burning Ring of Fire!

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)

248 This begs the question, why do we use it in the first place?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

* high five *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (tm+h+)

249 98 What's the flight time on that jet pack. Probably not long enough to go to the Circle K and back and just where in the heck would you put yer cuppa dark roast, anyway?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (1DgE4)

A modern battery-powered heli-rotor backpack will quickly take you to a Circle K up to five blocks away! After recharging for three hours, it will get you home in no time! You'll no longer worry if you can afford gasoline to get to the Circle K to pick up a package of Slim Jims! Winning!

Posted by: Granholm and Buttplug, Certified Geniuses. at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

250 It's no longer illegal to pump your own gas in OR. Law was changed. I think they still pump it in the cities but towns of a certain size no longer offer it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (5HBd1)
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How about Joisey?

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (krQz2)

251 These jetpacks are going to get out of hand.
These jetpacks must be codified and regulated and the drivers, is that what you call them, must be qualified and licensed.

We can't have this kind of thing going loose in the general population.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:30 PM (akfkg)

252 241 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

It begs the question why you even opened yer pie hole about this subject?

Maybe Y5 can splain this to you.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (1DgE4)

in fairness, the question is broke anyway

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:30 PM (6FeV1)

253 Do Not go near the Burning Ring of Fire!
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)
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Somebody had Chipotle.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:30 PM (krQz2)

254 235 Ring of Fire is acting up.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

You bet it is...

Posted by: Peter Butti Gigigig at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (BgMrQ)

255 This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?
-----------------------
Do you have to find fault all the time?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)

256 >>> So how much SO2 is emitted from diesel exhaust for comparison?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:23 PM (ZSK0i)
----------------------------

You're asking me?
You're the STEM Guy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:32 PM (akfkg)

257 Trudeau fils is classless buffoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 07:32 PM (vH/6k)

258 Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (Rm3kH)

April, how's the reading?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 07:32 PM (7bRMQ)

259 >>>Ring of Fire is acting up.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

Love is burning thing

Posted by: Johnny Cash at September 19, 2022 07:32 PM (QYPq3)

260 in fairness, the question is broke anyway
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:30 PM (6FeV1)

Are you saying it's time to tow the line with this?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (1DgE4)

261 250
How about Joisey?
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:29 PM (krQz2)
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You can't pump your own gas there and those weirdos seem to like it.

Posted by: Goodyear Blimp at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (RG7Wy)

262 >>@Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships

Posted by: andycanuck

prison barges are BACK, baby

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO8)

263 I want my one man blimp.
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:06 PM

Oh, my friend. Your dream is reachable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwABJGzifao

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (xhaym)

264 Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes; I've seen a few. I've never had a problem pumping gas when I've been in other states.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (vH/6k)

265 >>>I got gas in Oregon once. Told the guy pumping how strange it was. He said some out of state people get scared and lock the doors when they see him walking to their car because they don't know WTF is going on.

>Imagine seeing those greasy fucking guidos in New Jersey rolling up on you? Hide your daughters!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 07:33 PM (w2Z7l)

266 You're asking me?
You're the STEM Guy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:32 PM (akfkg)

And you're the one saying diesel exhaust is trivial by comparison. So, how much?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (ZSK0i)

267 >Do Not go near the Burning Ring of Fire!

Posted by: kraken

Yeah, I fell in...

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (geLO8)

268 Brought up the no touching Jersey gas pumps and somewhere else does it I think.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (k8B25)

269 255 This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?
-----------------------
Do you have to find fault all the time?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0

I crack myself up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (mE7cY)

270 A Russian pipeline to China will replace the Nord Stream 2 gas link to Europe,

-------
*Laughs in Dinald Trump voice*
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:54 PM (U1eOr)
==
In fairness, after Putin came hat in hand to Xi, what else did we expect. Of course a small problem is that Russia and China will have to build it themselves. No western help. I'd add a few years to the completion date.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (xWZcb)

271 lemme guess: NJ gas station attendants have a union

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8)

272 Begging the question is a mute point.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (1WYFF)

273 Russian pipeline to China will replace the Nord Stream 2 gas link to Europe, abandoned amid the Ukraine conflict

No gas for you!

Europe plays stupid games, wins stupid prizes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (TYOrH)

274 In fairness; I think everybody posting in his thread should consider beginning their posts with "In fairness".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (vH/6k)

275 262 >>@Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships

Posted by: andycanuck
------------------------------

Shades of the British imprisoning the rebelling colonists.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (akfkg)

276 >>> 211 I guess we'll see if they're known to her...

@Breaking911 · 3h
2 arrested in connection with break-in, theft of guns from Los Angeles Dem mayoral candidate Rep. Karen Bass
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:18 PM (yikp0)

Is it the Osondairo brothers? Cuz that would be awesome.
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2022 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

Jussie Smollet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (llON8)

277 Hope the earthquake doesn't interfere with shipments of Ahvocodoes from Mehicooo.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

278 Real breaking news. Some asshole named Salazar.

@Breaking911 · 20m
BREAKING: Bexar County, Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1572000865455841281

Includes video.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (yikp0)

279 271 lemme guess: NJ gas station attendants have a union
Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO

I thought unionization was against the Jain religion....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

280 So, about mid '40's I finally felt like I was holding onto my "cool and radical" attitude long past its sell date. Had some ham. It was divine.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2022 07:26 PM (Rm3kH)
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Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Local Coop denizen at September 19, 2022 07:36 PM (5pTK/)

281
This begs the question, why do we use it in the first place?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:25 PM (mE7cY)
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Wait, is someone who claims to be a Southerner expressing confusion about an archaic English phrase???

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:36 PM (llXky)

282 I wonder if Showtime will delve into Rick Wilson’s son and his alleged, well, you know, hobbies.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 19, 2022 07:36 PM (DeI8j)

283 192 That lava river vid was amazing, and rather scary. I'd love to get a glimpse of that in person, though. Bet the heat was radiating like an open kiln.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 19, 2022 07:14 PM (x8Wzq)

I saw lava up close and personal by accident on the Big Island many years ago. It scared the hell out of me, I was doing something really, really stupid at the time. It was the only time I have ever legitimately thought- good chance of me getting killed right now.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (RG7Wy)

284 @NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships
.........

short cruise to Cancun, anyone?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

285 I was engaged in an email debate with my father (a retired copy editor) and I accidentally said "beg" rather than "raises" on OH MY GOD I got schooled.

Yeah its a really annoying pet peeve to people who have learned rhetoric, something everyone should know by the time they graduate high school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (Ivdso)

286 BREAKING: Bexar County, Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (yikp0)
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Huh. Who knew Florida was in Bexar County, Texas?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)

287 I crack myself up.
----------------------
You do rock, IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)

288 274 In fairness; I think everybody posting in his thread should consider beginning their posts with "In fairness".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (vH/6k)

Please no...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (BgMrQ)

289 >>@Breaking911 · 20m
BREAKING: Bexar County, Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

pretty extensive jurisdiction

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (geLO8)

290 57
'he can't cosplay as a Beefeater at the funeral.'

Oh. I'll bet Turdeau "cosplays as a Beefeater" pretty routinely.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (roH4R)

291 >>> 241 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)

It begs the question why you even opened yer pie hole about this subject?

Maybe Y5 can splain this to you.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:27 PM (1DgE4)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SMART-ASSES.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (llON8)

292 This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?
-----------------------
Do you have to find fault all the time?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0

I crack myself up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (mE7cY)

Side splitting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (W/9Bb)

293 Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

Far be it from me to say anything about standing, but how does a Texas Sheriff investigate a Florida governor?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (Ivdso)

294 >In fairness; I think everybody posting in his thread should consider beginning their posts with "In fairness".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

this begs the question...

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (geLO8)

295 I think Hawaii should be sanctioned and fined for contributing to global warming.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (5pTK/)

296 Huh. Who knew Florida was in Bexar County, Texas?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)
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Learn something new all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (krQz2)

297 Huh. Who knew Florida was in Bexar County, Texas?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)

He's just borrowing jurisdiction from the Southern District of New York.

He'll give it right back when he's done.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (6FeV1)

298
Please no...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (BgMrQ)

In fairness, how much longer could this thread go on?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (vH/6k)

299 In fairness, the Texas sheriff sounds like a real C*nt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (mE7cY)

300 Does anyone actually still subscribe to Showtime? I mean, it sucked 15 years ago.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (A7urr)

301 Motorcycle riding through OR... Guy walks up and tells me he has to fill my bike.
"No you don't, just do the machine *stuff* and hand me the nozzle". I fill the tank and hand the nozzle back to him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (TYOrH)

302 Yeah its a really annoying pet peeve to people who have learned rhetoric, something everyone should know by the time they graduate high school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (Ivdso)
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The worst part was that I knew better and just got sloppy.

Props to Dad for being a Dad. We need more of that, not less.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (llXky)

303 Mount Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting.

Another grim milestone for the Biden administration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (FVME7)

304 In fairness, this is the first time I think I've ever used this clause here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (krQz2)

305 >>I was doing something really, really stupid at the time.

Amazing how many of the best times of my life are attached to those words.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

306 I saw lava up close and personal by accident on the Big Island many years ago. It scared the hell out of me, I was doing something really, really stupid at the time. It was the only time I have ever legitimately thought- good chance of me getting killed right now.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (RG7Wy)

Admit it, you were peeing on it to see what happens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (7bRMQ)

307 I was doing something really, really stupid at the time.
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Peeing on the lava goddess??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (yikp0)

308 Oh. I'll bet Turdeau "cosplays as a Beefeater" pretty routinely.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (roH4R)

"Pork sword swallower" was thankfully never an act in any freak show *I've* ever been to...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

309 @Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (yikp0)

In the 19th century the city administrator of Istanbul decided to reduce the feral dog population by "relocating them" to an island off shore, and then it was discovered that they were just being sailed over the horizon from the city and pushed into the water.

I wouldn't get on a cruise ship if I were illegal

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (xhaym)

310 287 I crack myself up.
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You do rock, IMHO.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)

Can you smelllll what the rock is cooking????

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (mE7cY)

311 You can't pump your own gas there and those weirdos seem to like it.
Posted by: Goodyear Blimp

Chicks definitely like it. Don't have to deal with the icky pump.

I strongly suspect most born-and-bread New Jerseyens don't know how to pump gas.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (g1EEm)

312 Oh. I'll bet Turdeau "cosplays as a Beefeater" pretty routinely.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (roH4R)
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A brown Beefeater.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (llXky)

313 >>@Breaking911 · 20m
BREAKING: Bexar County, Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

pretty extensive jurisdiction
Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (geLO

Are we sure the Bexar County Sheriff's name isn't actually J.W. Culpepper?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (ZSK0i)

314 Does anyone actually still subscribe to Showtime? I mean, it sucked 15 years ago.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (A7urr)
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A little bit ago, me and the wife finished up Ray Donovan.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (krQz2)

315 Everybody knows it. They know it because Boomers are terrified to hold them accountable and responsible. Boomers are their golems.

Posted by: We are occupied at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (wgKmC)

316 *bred*

brain on autopilot

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (g1EEm)

317 his begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?
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Do you have to find fault all the time?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0

I crack myself up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (mE7cY)

Side splitting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (W/9Bb)
.........

Uplifting.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

318 If they put illegals on cruise ships do they also cook and clean and do the washing?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (QuEzD)

319 When the dipshit from Bexar gets arrested by the FL State Police, will he expect Abbott to bail his ass out?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)

320 pretty extensive jurisdiction
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The only law west of the Krakatoa.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)

321 >>>This begs the question, is San Andreas ready to sing?
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Do you have to find fault all the time?!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0

I crack myself up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:34 PM (mE7cY)

Side splitting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 07:38 PM (W/9Bb)

Watch it! You're all on shaky ground.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (QYPq3)

322 The worst part was that I knew better and just got sloppy.

Its easy to do, I catch myself doing it because it feels right even though it is wrong. And "bets the question" to mean "raises the question" is being misused so much that unfortunately its becoming standardized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (Ivdso)

323 Pepper, I mean.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (ZSK0i)

324 The Bexar County Texas Sheriff is a leftist asshole. There are a lot of good sheriffs in this state. He is not among them.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (RG7Wy)

325 So lemme get this straight.

Someone breaks the law coming into this country illegally.

They are illegally here.

Yet now they have rights as to how and where they are transported?

Why haven't convicts used this in the past?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (mE7cY)

326 Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (RG7Wy)

Admit it, you were peeing on it to see what happens.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (7bRMQ)

307 I was doing something really, really stupid at the time.
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Peeing on the lava goddess??
Posted by: andycanuck

The horde never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Infidel at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (6/K6X)

327 >>> 309 @Breaking911 · 5h
@NYCMayor says he's "looking at" housing illegal aliens on cruise ships

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:21 PM (yikp0)

In the 19th century the city administrator of Istanbul decided to reduce the feral dog population by "relocating them" to an island off shore, and then it was discovered that they were just being sailed over the horizon from the city and pushed into the water.

I wouldn't get on a cruise ship if I were illegal
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:40 PM (xhaym)

They're like, on a farm and have lots of other migrants to play with.

Posted by: Martha's Vineyard residents at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (llON8)

328 Admit it, you were peeing on it to see what happens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (7bRMQ)
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Hmmm. Peeing on electric fence vs peeing on lava?

Panel of judges says?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (llXky)

329 Who knew Florida was in Bexar County, Texas?

Hawaii judge says he has standing!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (HNc1j)

330 If they put illegals on cruise ships do they also cook and clean and do the washing?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM

Just the ones from the Phillipines.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

331 202 Read Sundowner's interview, it's lies the whole way through

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)

And there is no way to hold him to account. The Mainstream Media will not. He will never do an interview with one of the few non-Leftist media outfits. Even if he did, he's such a pathological liar he'd squirm out of any tough question. This is what happens when major media allows a public official to lie big and often, for years, without challenge. Biden, Kamala, Psaki, Obama, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Reid, Schiff, and hundreds more. They're giving KJP and Newsom the same pass on everything. There is simply no way to force a half-honest or semi-informative answer about anything from Democrats. And the Dems know it.

Posted by: Granholm and Buttplug, Certified Geniuses. at September 19, 2022 07:42 PM (AMIL/)

332 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)

333 * holds up cardboard sign *

Can you help a brother out and spare a few questions .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (tm+h+)

334 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH MOLTEN LAVA IT WOULD HURT REALLY BAD AND YOUR DICK WOULD PROBABLY FALL OFF.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (A7urr)

335 @158

>>JUST IN: Montana says it will follow judge’s order to let transgender people change their gender on birth certificates - AP

And this is why we lose.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (up/3i)

336 Uplifting.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
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That's low T. High T faults are upthrusting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky)

337 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)
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In fairness, you didn't manage to.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (krQz2)

338 A cruise ship? Seriously? For fifty fucking people?

You can't find fifty free beds in all of that damned asshole garbage island for a couple migrants? Not one of those linen shirt wearing, socks-in-topsiders motherbitches has even a cot in the basement? Really? Not even a motel you can put four in a room and foot the bill for them? Nothing?

Blow me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (6FeV1)

339 They're like, on a farm and have lots of other migrants to play with.

Golf clap.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (HNc1j)

340 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)
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Boldly going where no man has gone before? Except that one time?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (5pTK/)

341 >>> 335 @158

>>JUST IN: Montana says it will follow judge’s order to let transgender people change their gender on birth certificates - AP

And this is why we lose.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (up/3i)

This is not the hill to die on!!!

Posted by: GOPe Montana at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (llON8)

342 I think Hawaii should be sanctioned and fined for contributing to global warming.
Posted by: blake

I think HI needs a bunch of plane loads of "immigrants"...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (TYOrH)

343 332 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)

Fuck off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

344 Begging the question is a mute point.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (1WYFF)

I hate you

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (xhaym)

345

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

346 Halloween episode of Frasier on now with Roz dressed as Wonder Woman. 🙃

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (yikp0)

347 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition

prepositions at the end of sentences are something up with which I shannot put.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (Ivdso)

348 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM

These are the kind of grammar shenanigans up with which I will not put.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

349 Montana needs a few more MAGA politicians.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (xWZcb)

350 Years ago we went to see the Kilauea eruptions, lava flow. At some point there was a ranger station and we had to sign some forms, basically admitting that we are careless tourists, we were advised not to get any closer, but we went anyway.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, w new lease on life at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

351 >>> 349 Montana needs a few more MAGA politicians.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (xWZcb)

Does not.

Posted by: GOPe Montana at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (llON8)

352 This is not the hill to die on!!!

Posted by: GOPe Montana at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (llON

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They re-elected Tester.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:45 PM (llXky)

353 Begging the question is a mute point.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (1WYFF)

I hate you
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (xhaym)
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It's moo.

Like a cow's opinion.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

354 334 Call me stumpy.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (g1EEm)

355 The horde never ceases to amaze me.
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We're a real bunch of whizzes!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (yikp0)

356 306

Admit it, you were peeing on it to see what happens.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (7bRMQ)

I would admit to that if I had been. I was climbing on a pile of old lava that was about 10 feet tall on the floor of a old volcano, kind of shaped like a giant beehive. It had hole in the middle you could look down and see a bubbling red hell. The rock around the hole was crumbly, pieces fell down in there under my shoes. I had seen a guy ramble up there a few minutes earlier, I decided to copy him.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (RG7Wy)

357 This is not the hill to die on!!!

Posted by: GOPe Montana at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM (llON
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The GOP crest.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

358 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM

Fuck off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:44 PM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

359 Is that like buggering a question?
I've buggered a few questions but never begged.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (akfkg)

360 I guess I'm being a contrarian because I verbally use Begs the question frequently when discussing Lefty logic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:47 PM (n1ZRu)

361 We're a real bunch of whizzes!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (yikp0)
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Stream of conscience is our thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:47 PM (5pTK/)

362 In fairness, the Texas sheriff sounds like a real C*nt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:39 PM (mE7cY)

This begs the question, does he like to eat dick?

Posted by: Robert at September 19, 2022 07:47 PM (VfP5e)

363 * holds up cardboard sign *

Can you help a brother out and spare a few questions .
Posted by: Sock Monkey

*for a friend*

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (3CCua)

364 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)
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At a beauty pageant, a southern girl greets a northern girl. "Where y'all from?"

Northern girl frowns. "You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition."

Southern girl replies: "Where y'all from, bitch?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky)

365 Stream of conscience is our thing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 07:47 PM (5pTK/)

What, you mean, like, feeling guilty for peeing on the lava?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (6FeV1)

366 289
Oh. Hell. When does mis-using your office for democrat shit-stirring become malfeasance?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (roH4R)

367 Bugs the question. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

368 A cruise ship? Seriously? For fifty fucking people?
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New York City for "their" illegals.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (yikp0)

369 It's moo.
Like a cow's opinion.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

Now you are just dicking with me.

Moot. As in Moot court

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:49 PM (xhaym)

370 Long as this knucklehead Sheriff is doing it on his own time, then fine. If he's using county resources? Time to put another man in that job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 07:49 PM (Ivdso)

371 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM

Fuck off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Emailing that one to MH for comment of the week consideration.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 07:49 PM (tm+h+)

372 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (QuEzD)

Fuck off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Fuck off to.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:50 PM (yikp0)

373 Mimes would make the perfect crime victim.
Beat them up and they won't call for help or even make a sound.
Afterwards, their efforts to describe you would confound the police.

I see a financial opportunity here.
At the very least a community service.
(Yes I keed)

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 19, 2022 07:50 PM (bWLJd)

374 Bugs the question. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM

Ehhh...fuck you. Doc.

Posted by: Bugs at September 19, 2022 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)

375 I had no idea it would take 70,000 liters of helium to lift a man. That means I would need about 100,000 liters for my design. Little larger than I had hoped.

Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (n1ZRu)

376 A cruise ship? Seriously? For fifty fucking people?
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New York City for "their" illegals.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:48 PM (yikp0)
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"Prison hulk" sounds a lot worse. Didn't test well in focus groups.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (llXky)

377 69 It's moo.
Like a cow's opinion.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

Now you are just dicking with me.

Moot. As in Moot court
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:49 PM (xhaym

In fairness, I think you mean Kangaroo court.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (mE7cY)

378 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan

Is "up yours" a preposition?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (FVME7)

379 It's moo.
Like a cow's opinion.
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:46 PM (krQz2)

Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

380 288
'I think everybody posting in his thread should consider beginning their posts with "In fairness".'

In fairness, that would only be marginally more annoying.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 19, 2022 07:52 PM (roH4R)

381 Fuck off to.
Posted by: andycanuck

Et too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2022 07:53 PM (TYOrH)

382 "Prison hulk" sounds a lot worse. Didn't test well in focus groups.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (llXky)
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You don't want to stand with your back to Prison Hulk.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:53 PM (krQz2)

383 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH MOLTEN LAVA IT WOULD HURT REALLY BAD AND YOUR DICK WOULD PROBABLY FALL OFF.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (A7urr)

Yeah.

"Fall"

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 19, 2022 07:53 PM (kOpft)

384 Standing next to the traffic light stanchion, the ragged man huddled into the shabby layers of his clothes, as if he could make himself smaller against the bitter wind. A sparse few coins rattled in his plastic cup as he held it out in supplication, alas, nearly all the car windows remained closed, most inside wouldn't even shift their eyes to take in a glance at the misery of the man.

Only those few literate, their humor informed and enlightened by diligent learning, would tend to lower their windows and toss in some change.

For it was that the hobo's sign read: "I'm only begging the question." He was doing okay, too...until..

...this guy named Hamlet pulled up, rolled down his window and asked "To Be, or Not To Be, THAT is the question!" *finis*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2022 07:53 PM (e6UQI)

385 A cruise ship? Seriously? For fifty fucking people?

=======

Merging topics - Give the illegals blueprints for an apartment building, materials, and the tools to build it with.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2022 07:53 PM (8AONa)

386 Went to Kiiauea in the 90s? when it was flowing into the ocean making Big Island bigger or starting a new one? Amazing.

Posted by: dartist at September 19, 2022 07:54 PM (RxTXB)

387 In fairness, I think you mean Kangaroo court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (mE7cY)

What happened to Captain Kangaroo, now? Did that drunken bastard Mr. Green Jeans get into the likkor cabinet again?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 07:54 PM (1DgE4)

388 When you're punching doggies on the open plain it's important that your bunkmate knows you chopped off your cock and had the state change your gender.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 07:54 PM (w2Z7l)

389 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH MOLTEN LAVA IT WOULD HURT REALLY BAD AND YOUR DICK WOULD PROBABLY FALL OFF.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 19, 2022 07:43 PM (A7urr)
........

I think it would be hot.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

390 Does the crazy Montana decision limit birth certificate choices to male and female only? If so, how can that be justified? If someone files a motion to have its birth certificate changed to "maggot-infested pork chop with horseradish on the side," on what basis could the court deny it?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 19, 2022 07:55 PM (sWM8x)

391 Nood boobies.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 07:56 PM (krQz2)

392 In fairness, I think you mean Kangaroo court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 07:51 PM (mE7cY)

*sigh*

In fairness, kangaroos don't do much vocalization.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 07:56 PM (xhaym)

393 You just can't kill a good meme.

Watch: Crowds cheer “Let’s Go, Brandon!” as Joe Biden’s motorcade winds through London

https://bit.ly/3LtTTAc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 07:56 PM (FVME7)

394 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

* peewee football league clap *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 19, 2022 08:01 PM (tm+h+)

395 In fairness, we should end all our posts with a preposition
Posted by: TexasDan

That is something up with which I will not put.

Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2022 08:15 PM (cPGH3)

396 If that jetpack works... imagine a squad, flying low over the trees at 60 MPH, loaded with bazookas, machine guns, and anti-tank stuff.

Be a mobile tactical guy's dream. And a freedom fighters.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Kbz60)

...until you realize you have no cover and you are making a hell of a lot of noise and the first squad you come up against in cover will shoot the crap out of you and your men.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

397 I looked up the Gravity jetpacks. Flight time is "5 to 10 minutes" per Wikipedia.

They made this lovely video showing a jetpack being used for search and rescue... the rescuer flies straight to the injured hiker. Well, your search pattern had better succeed within a few minutes or else your only sane option is to fly back to where you started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtvCnZqZnxc

It seems like a drone with a flight time measured in dozens of minutes would be better for the search part, but I guess the jet pack could be pretty useful for the rescue part. I'm not sure how often you would need it, but it could be valuable in circumstances that do happen. As they show in the video, the rescuer could direct a rescue helicopter in (he popped smoke) and could load the victim onto a lowered stretcher for airlift, with the helicopter just hovering.

Cool stuff.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 19, 2022 08:32 PM (57l0O)

398 BREAKING: Bexar County, Texas Sheriff announces criminal investigation into Fla. Gov. DeSantis’ migrant flight to Martha’s Vineyard

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 19, 2022 07:35 PM (yikp0)
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Huh. Who knew Florida was in Bexar County, Texas?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)

I guess if Florida is in Bexar Co, then Bexar Co is in Florida and De Santis can fire him.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY)

399 It seems like a drone with a flight time measured in dozens of minutes would be better for the search part, but I guess the jet pack could be pretty useful for the rescue part. I'm not sure how often you would need it, but it could be valuable in circumstances that do happen. As they show in the video, the rescuer could direct a rescue helicopter in (he popped smoke) and could load the victim onto a lowered stretcher for airlift, with the helicopter just hovering.

Cool stuff.
Posted by: mr_jack at September 19, 2022 08:32 PM (57l0O)

They've had essentially the same thing since the 50s - they were in a Johnny Quest Cartoon fgodsake - and they still haven't extended the useful range or found a decent use for them. Even the army gave up in the 50s.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

400 "Jetpacks are now available to the general public."
Or, I could just buy a stepladder.

Not impressed when the guy never goes above head height at any point. Heck, you can get higher and still move around by riding one of those forklifts for getting things off the top shelf in Home Depot.

Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2022 08:52 PM (BJd6U)

401 #399 Oldcat "they still haven't extended the useful range"

Flight time of the Thunderball jet pack was 20 seconds. Flight time of the new Gravity Industries product is 5 to 10 minutes. Are you absolutely sure that the useful range didn't get extended?

The 1960's version shown in Thunderball literally couldn't fly any further than it was shown flying in the movie. I gave you a link to a YouTube video showing the new one flying further and longer than that.

It may be a solution looking for a problem, but I'm comfortable claiming it is better than the 1960's version.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 19, 2022 08:58 PM (57l0O)

402 #400 GWB "the guy never goes above head height at any point"

If I were flying an experimental prototype, I'd not want to get higher than I could safely land. And that jetpack is heavy, so make that "safely land with something heavy strapped to my back".

It's sobering now to think about the stunt in the movie _Thunderball_ where the guy made the jetpack flight. He was pretty high up... had anything gone wrong he'd have died from the fall, and I think his fuel tanks must have been darn close to empty by the end of that flight. No margin for error. But I guess they must have filmed it in multiple flights and maybe each one was much shorter than the movie makes it look. I can see several cuts in the sequence.

https://youtu.be/vC4rg1Em8mo?t=8

In that search and rescue video on YouTube (I provided the link above) the guy zips quickly up the face of the hill, but he does so by hovering at stepladder height above the hill. Strikes me as just good common sense.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 19, 2022 09:07 PM (57l0O)

403 Make no sense.
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 06:56 PM (U1eOr)

Well, neither does she about 9-% of the time.

Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2022 09:09 PM (BJd6U)

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They deserve all the trouble and contempt those actions will bring.

Posted by: setnaffa at September 19, 2022 09:10 PM (bYETr)

405 In fairness, I think you mean Kangaroo court.
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Posted by: setnaffa at September 19, 2022 09:16 PM (bYETr)

406 Strikes me as just good common sense.
Posted by: mr_jack at September 19, 2022 09:07 PM (57l0O)

Strikes me as a FAIL if you're trying to show people its capabilities. Not really useful at all if you can't get over a short building or some trees - and he never does that. He's DEMONSTRATING it. And what he's showing off looks like someone screaming for venture capital more than "look at what you can buy!"

Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2022 09:55 PM (BJd6U)

407 Wait... Showtime is still a thing?

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 19, 2022 10:05 PM (rGssv)

408 Jetpack - wonder what the blooper reel looks like?

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Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 11:12 PM (lzJVU)

410 #406 GWB

They claim that the jackpack guy flew up in 90 seconds what would have taken 25 minutes to hike up. That's not completely useless.

I think it's fair to say that it's a solution looking for a problem but not fair to say that it's totally worthless.

Posted by: mr_jack at September 20, 2022 12:12 AM (57l0O)

411 No wonder you're stuck in that lousy job, Sarah.
You don't have a jetpack...!

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