Mid-Morning Art Thread

Landscape with a Village in the Distance
Jacob van Ruisdael

[Hat Tip: OrangeEnt]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

2 BratFurst!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

3 Art.

It works. I like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Looks familiar!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

5 Me likey. Would hang.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2022 09:31 AM (LsEU/)

6 Probably should have worked tree into the title too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

7 Better than the vagiswirl yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

8 It's a landscape. Rather uninteresting too.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

9 Nice. Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (QSjkU)

10 Probably should have worked tree into the title too
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

And the creepy hunchback walking on the road.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Gonna rain.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (jLplX)

12 Sniper's in the steeple window.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 09:33 AM (eTZII)

13
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2022 09:33 AM (1Nxff)

14 Very nice. And by one of my people, too!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 09:33 AM (GWMPj)

15 Those trees look like happy trees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 21, 2022 09:34 AM (llON8)

16 Landscape with a Village in the Distance
Jacob van Ruisdael
++++
The title isn't exactly inspired, but the work itself is sensational. I love this. It's going on the list to buy a print. I am sure I have a place I can put it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 09:34 AM (t0OGg)

17 It's nice to have a record of what it looked like before it becomes a nuclear wasteland because of WWIII

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (J+nFa)

18 That guy walking on the road is up to no good.

Posted by: Biergood at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (FQWHA)

19 A limited 🎨 !

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (yikp0)

20 10 Probably should have worked tree into the title too
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

And the creepy hunchback walking on the road.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Alternate Title - Eye-gor returning home from the Brain Bank.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (r46W7)

21 And the creepy hunchback walking on the road.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

What hump?

Posted by: Igor at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

22 Needs some squirrels.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

23
XXX Corps coming up the road towards Arnhem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (1Nxff)

24 This is typical of a whole school of European landscape art and, being not very creative myself, I find I like pretty much every single one.

But where would I hang it? Probably wouldn't, only because it doesn't provide much of a spark. These sorts of paintings hung in big old European house precisely because they take up wall space and no one is offended. Or so I imagine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (PUXju)

25 I like this painting, I would definitely hang.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (a4EWo)

26 Looks like a good place for a server farm, surrounded by mixed use development with condos and retail.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (jLplX)

27 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A)

28 Me likey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2022 09:36 AM (W/9Bb)

29 Needs some squirrels.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

Perfessor is working on the Book Thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:36 AM (7bRMQ)

30 Looks like a good place for a server farm, surrounded by mixed use development with condos and retail.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (jLplX)
++++
No river, so the opportunities for hydro power are minimal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 09:36 AM (t0OGg)

31 Many opportunities to stage an ambush along that stretch of road, methinks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

32 Very nice. Great job with the clouds and their lighting.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (GMLOL)

33 Guy is going to shot before getting gets across the creek
Sniper in trees over hill behind him.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (98Dh+)

34 Europeans looking for firewood circa 2022

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)

35 No dog. Not art.
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I think there's one with the guy sitting in the hollow, left of the boy running away from his cruel mistress.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

36 Beautifully done.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (2graF)

37 There's a villain in the foreground.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (C1rbv)

38 Hunchback hiker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (W/9Bb)

39 Painting: I got nuthin. I'm stumped.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (24fqN)

40 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A)

You have to enlarge to see the other two people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

41 The runner up cover for Led Zepplin IV.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (VQp/A)

42

Yup,,, Bob Ross worthy

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (SWi3y)

43 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A)
++++
Definitely. This is a nice, high-resolution image with a ton of detail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (t0OGg)

44 No dog. Not art.

Tough crowd.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:38 AM (nfrXX)

45 Needs some squirrels.

Squirrels? Squirrels? YES YES YES SQUIRRELS!

BARK BARK BARK

Posted by: Some dog at September 21, 2022 09:38 AM (ESjRY)

46 Heading to the church for Abbey Normal.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 21, 2022 09:38 AM (w9Wax)

47 It's nice to have a record of what it looked like before it becomes a nuclear wasteland because of WWIII

But at least Russia doesn't control Donbas!

Posted by: The FNM in 2023 at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (ESjRY)

48 You have to enlarge to see the other two people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

Or it's his bag.

Painter was 18 when he painted this.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

49 Very nice. Restful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (vH/6k)

50 It's okay for art school level work.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (lf83v)

51 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A)

You have to enlarge to see the other two people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Dude stole shit. Check his bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (ndc+z)

52 No hump, satchel with groceries.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2022 09:40 AM (6/K6X)

53 I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing
My knapsack on my back

Val-deri,Val-dera
Val-deri
Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-deri,Val-dera
My knapsack on my back

Posted by: Happy Wanderer guy in painting at September 21, 2022 09:40 AM (4I/2K)

54 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A)
*****
Yes, much better.
Although, the guy with the knapsack appears to have a beak for a nose.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

55 Dude stole shit. Check his bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (ndc+z)

No crime here.

Posted by: Soros DA at September 21, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)

56 Very nice. Restful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 09:39 AM (vH/6k)
++++
"Restful" is a good word for it. So are "placid" or "quiescent" or "calm." This might be an answer to where I would hang a print of it. The bedroom might make sense. I will give it some thought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 09:40 AM (t0OGg)

57 LAME! Where's the 'splosions? The hot chicks?

Posted by: Michael Bay at September 21, 2022 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

58 Its bucolic.

Posted by: Rhymes with Alcoholic at September 21, 2022 09:41 AM (jLplX)

59 Tranquil

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 09:41 AM (GWMPj)

60 You have to enlarge to see the other two people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

Yup. You also see that the traveler is looking straight at the viewer. It's really neat. The figure is so small it makes it look like another landscape with people, that the viewer is just an outside observer--just looking at another nice painting. Up close tho I see the figure notices me and I'm suddenly in the painting too.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (VQp/A)

61 Embiggen this one. You get a really good look at the brush strokes and details.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (VQp/A
============
thanks for that. Kris is right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (PUXju)

62 looks like the view from any window in my house

so I wouldn't hang

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3)

63 No sign of the sniper. He's good.

Posted by: Liberals everywhere at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (zL564)

64 This is typical of a whole school of European landscape art...

What distinguishes this from the "Hudson River" style? Besides (I assume) not being done by an American?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (nfrXX)

65 This one will tax the Horde's ability to make perverted comments that are still tangentially related to the painting.

Posted by: PabloD at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (RCUN8)

66 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (GWMPj)

67 And the creepy hunchback walking on the road.
Posted by: Sponge

***********

Intuition - a limerick

Quasimodo's got his knickers in a bunch
When asking Esmeralda out to lunch
She seemed to not respect him
And was ready to reject him
But I'm sure that he already had a hunch!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (cPDW+)

68 THIS is an example of why I enjoy low country art from the time period. Brilliant portrayal of skies and light, rich earthy colors and a romantic level of detail that makes the scene come alive. They are a delight to study and just enjoy for the bucolic peace.

The still life paintings of that place and time are among my favorites for similar reasons: rich colors, romantic realism and incredible detail. They need no other reason to exist than to please the viewer.

Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

69 You could route a couple excellent golf holes through that area. Would hang.

Posted by: Wally at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (FJYfm)

70 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In the water tower. Which is all kinds of weird right there.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2022 09:44 AM (LsEU/)

71 This one will tax the Horde's ability to make perverted comments that are still tangentially related to the painting.

Posted by: PabloD at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (RCUN

The two guys in the painting are meeting for forbidden gay sex.

Wasn't that hard.

Posted by: Tangent at September 21, 2022 09:44 AM (7bRMQ)

72 Serenity now.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 21, 2022 09:44 AM (a4EWo)

73 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In the water tower. Which is all kinds of weird right there.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2022 09:44 AM (LsEU/)

"Gross! This water smells like fish."
"And yet..."

Posted by: Wally at September 21, 2022 09:45 AM (FJYfm)

74 Two hobos meeting up before they jump the next train out of town. Would hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 21, 2022 09:45 AM (A7urr)

75 Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

Your description is beautiful. It makes me wonder why I don't see it that way at all. To me, this is just various dull shades of bleak. I'm clearly in the minority.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2022 09:45 AM (45fpk)

76 What distinguishes this from the "Hudson River" style? Besides (I assume) not being done by an American?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:42 AM (nfrXX)

About 200 years. Also different goals. This is Dutch Baroque. The Hudson River School are Romantics.

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 09:46 AM (VQp/A)

77 Reminds me of home.

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at September 21, 2022 09:46 AM (jLplX)

78 Nicely done, I like it. When I would paint landscapes I would never put people in them, though. Because then the painting goes from a landscape to a "oh, what's the story with those people" thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 21, 2022 09:47 AM (p+1gI)

79 This is Dutch Baroque. The Hudson River School are Romantics.

Can you explain what that means? In short words, please.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:49 AM (nfrXX)

80 This very well done, would hang

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 21, 2022 09:49 AM (98Dh+)

81 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In the water tower. Which is all kinds of weird right there.
Posted by: Tonypete

"Gross! This water smells like fish."
"And yet..."
Posted by: Wally

...guys are lined up to drink their bath water.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:50 AM (ndc+z)

82 This is Dutch Baroque. The Hudson River School are Romantics.

Can you explain what that means? In short words, please.
Posted by: Oddbob

You baroque it, you bought it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:51 AM (ndc+z)

83 Jeepers,
How do y'all not see the homeless encampment just under the trees and the junk RVs parked in the shadows and the piles of filth in the grass?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

84 He's on his way to Assen because he went broke in Delft although Goudas enough for his first day.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 09:52 AM (yikp0)

85 Peaceful place. Rural. Rural is good.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2022 09:52 AM (Vr12I)

86

Trees is Racisss!!!

Posted by: Fat Screeching Black Chunt at September 21, 2022 09:53 AM (khluH)

87 This is Dutch Baroque. The Hudson River School are Romantics.

Can you explain what that means? In short words, please.
Posted by: Oddbob

You baroque it, you bought it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:51 AM (ndc+z)
========
In Euros. Hudson River paintings, you can buy in dollars.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 09:53 AM (PUXju)

88 64 This is typical of a whole school of European landscape art...

I bought a pair of these paintings at a huge sale Sothebys had in Germany, like 20 years ago

they were 17-18th century and consideranly larger than this example

they went quite resonably cuz they were really filthy, took me a week to clean each one. Hoever, once cleaned and revarnished, they were quite nice

think I paid like 5-6K DM

like to never sold them but finally did

not one of my better buys

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2022 09:53 AM (us2H3)

89 I've been told, "It takes a village to raise a child."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (NpAcC)

90 Bob Ross could paint this in 22 minutes, though I don't remember any hunchbacks in his works.

Posted by: Benjamin Moore at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (l3SW6)

91 So, would the people in the foreground be the start of a homeless encampment on the outskirts of the village?

It's nice to see that at some point, the hallmark of a village was a church spire. Now, it's whether or not there's a Starbucks.

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (gS3OW)

92 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (GWMPj)
++++
It's pronounced "Hootersville."

Posted by: Eva Gabor at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (t0OGg)

93 Lisa made so much last month that she now begs us to sign up for some trash site.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (LsEU/)

94 Lisa, what have you done with Sarah?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (J+nFa)

95 79 This is Dutch Baroque.

this is BS

the Dutch are cheap but they have never been broke

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (us2H3)

96 Does Lisa Jones know this is Sarah's territory. She will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (PUXju)

97 I'm pretty sure Msss Jones makes her money working the parking lot of the Flying J

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (GuLcH)

98 I'm still going with hunchback

++++++++

Esmerelda's Rejection - a limerick

Quasimodo, I really can't loiter
After taking a new reconnoiter
Dear Lord! What the heck
Is that thing on your neck?
It reminds me of Fetterman's goiter!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 09:56 AM (cPDW+)

99 I've been told, "It takes a village to raise a child."
Posted by: redridinghood

It takes a juvenile delinquent to raze a village.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:57 AM (ndc+z)

100 The hallmark of a village is a Dollar General, in my area.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2022 09:57 AM (Vr12I)

101 And the award for the hash of the day goes to

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 21, 2022 09:58 AM (GuLcH)

102 The village in the background is named Hooterville. You’ll find plenty of hot chicks there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 09:43 AM (GWMPj)
++++
It's pronounced "Hootersville."
Posted by: Eva Gabor at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (t0OGg)
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Well, it's Dutch, so halfway through the word you have to cough up some phlegm and spit it in the general direction of your conversation partner.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 09:58 AM (PUXju)

103 ZH has an amusing story where the leftwing German government has admitted to running 100s Of Fake Right-Wing Extremist Social Media Accounts

Everything is an op...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2022 09:58 AM (ESjRY)

104 The hallmark of a village is a Dollar General, in my area.
Posted by: kraken

They build them here, out in the middle of a pasture, and before you know it, a town has sprung up around it

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 09:59 AM (ndc+z)

105 Seriously, Kris, you should write some kind of Art For ~~Dummies~~ Morons book that doesn't read like artistes trying to snow the rubes. You are one of the few who even tries to do that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:59 AM (nfrXX)

106 Is that a dyke in the right background??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 09:59 AM (yikp0)

107

104 Fake but accurate!

Posted by: Dan Ratheranalreceptive at September 21, 2022 10:00 AM (khluH)

108 Walking guy is striking a Bigfoot pose.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:00 AM (lf83v)

109 Me and Mrs.... Mrs. Jones
We got a thing goin on

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 10:00 AM (VJsqe)

110 Is that a dyke in the right background??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 09:59 AM (yikp0)
=========
Oh, here we go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 10:00 AM (PUXju)

111 Cities, while not the Original Sin, certainly were not far behind.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2022 10:01 AM (Vr12I)

112 the Dutch are cheap but they have never been broke

********

But they can't keep pace with the wealth of the Irish, whose capital has been doublin' every year since the 1100's.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:01 AM (cPDW+)

113 Nice. Would hang.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 21, 2022 10:01 AM (zpJdl)

114 Is that a dyke in the right background??

As long as you stick your finger in it everything will be fine right?

Posted by: Obligatory at September 21, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

115 But they can't keep pace with the wealth of the Irish, whose capital has been doublin' every year since the 1100's.
Posted by: Muldoon

ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:01 AM (ndc+z)

116 Did they put a red light in the tower when the hookers were available?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (J+nFa)

117 But they can't keep pace with the wealth of the Irish, whose capital has been doublin' every year since the 1100's.

Needs to be in Limerick form.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (ESjRY)

118 Is that a dyke in the right background??

As long as you stick your finger in it everything will be fine right?
Posted by: Obligatory

THAT'S what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (ndc+z)

119 By the end of the month, Biden's FBI will issue a very serious report of very serious and dangerous threats by white supremacists who plan to disrupt the election.

Within 12 hours, Biden will appear, give a speech that makes the Dark Thursday speech look tame, yelling, fist-clenching that he is "protecting our democracy" from this "crisis" and ordering the military to secure voting sites. That is, keep Republican poll watchers out.

The timing may shift only to account for conservatives and the courts to not have time to block his illegal orders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (K4lXC)

120 The village and foreground have a Resident Evil vibe.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (VJsqe)

121 If rubbing you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...

Posted by: Luther Ingram at September 21, 2022 10:03 AM (l3SW6)

122 Did they put a red light in the tower when the hookers were available?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Zoot lit the Grail light. Oh naughty, wicked Zoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:03 AM (ndc+z)

123 109 Walking guy is striking a Bigfoot pose.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:00 AM (lf83v)

-----------------------------

Maybe it was Bigfoot, and the artist is in on the cover-up!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 21, 2022 10:03 AM (uPgE/)

124 Did they put a red light in the tower when the hookers were available?
___________

Those days are over. You don't have to sell your body to the night.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:04 AM (lf83v)

125 105 The hallmark of a village is a Dollar General, in my area.
Posted by: kraken

a shuttered Kmart in this area

Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)

126 What I most enjoy about these sorts of landscape paintings ("Dutch Baroque" teaches Kris) is they all seem idealized but close enough to the familiar outdoors that a very restful effect is achieved. The Scandi versions often have grey clouds of coming bad weather and/or blowing snow, and are not so peaceful looking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 10:05 AM (PUXju)

127 If rubbing you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
____________

This^^^

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 10:05 AM (lf83v)

128 And there is one person working per shift at the Dollar General.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2022 10:05 AM (W/9Bb)

129 Did they put a red light in the tower when the hookers were available?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 10:02 AM (J+nFa)

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is hooker shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

Posted by: Dingo at September 21, 2022 10:05 AM (4I/2K)

130 Posted by: Lisa Jones at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (K7Wo1)

Posted by: Sarah at September 21, 2022 10:04 AM (Fe2K0)

Catfight!!!

Posted by: Popcorn at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (7bRMQ)

131 Oh shit. It's on. Sarah versus Lisa. Thunderdome in the Art Thread.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (PUXju)

132 Greetings:

Sweet !!! Kind of Hudson River Schoolish.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (uuklp)

133

Today is Earth Wind & Fire Day!

Posted by: Don't Tell the Spartans at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (khluH)

134 I am glad we have moved on from clitmania and back to searching for the sniper and pussy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (ufFY8)

135 And there is one person working per shift at the Dollar General.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And they have to stock the store while checking people out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (ndc+z)

136 Sarah, there's another hooker..err independent business woman honing in on your territory

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (J+nFa)

137 Today is Earth Wind & Fire Day!
Posted by: Don't Tell the Spartans

Tomorrow is Foghat and Friday is ELO day!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (ndc+z)

138 The only Dutch Masters I like are in a cigar box.

Posted by: Smokey Stover at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (l3SW6)

139 Great. We have spammers from Iran.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (lf83v)

140

128 it's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Erp Up at September 21, 2022 10:07 AM (khluH)

141 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Posted by: The Highlander of online scams at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (ESjRY)

142 And they have to stock the store while checking people out.

Which isn't really a problem since you can just walk to the one next door.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (nfrXX)

143 I am glad we have moved on from clitmania and back to searching for the sniper and pussy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:06 AM (ufFY

I see you're not a biologist.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)

144 Anybody here ever hit the link in Sarah’s post?

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (Vr12I)

145 Posted by: Lisa Jones at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (K7Wo1)
Posted by: Sarah at September 21, 2022 10:04 AM (Fe2K0)
++++
Lisa Jones: $220,512 per annum
Sarah: $93,600 per annum, in a standard 2,080-hour work year. Assuming 12 hours per day, with the surplus 20 hours per week at time and a half, it annualizes to $163,800.

No matter how you cut it, Lisa wins this round and Sarah is just tilting at windmills. Who signs up to a scam that pays probably $100k less than another scam?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (t0OGg)

146 9 Hey! Somebody come get this nekkid lardass off me!

— Suleiman the Magnificent

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (GWMPj)

147 So we've now had Lisa Jones, Sarah, and Mr. URL-for-a-name. They're really coming out of the woodwork this morning!

At least Sarah and Mr. URL respected the 100 comment rule.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (uPgE/)

148 Nice picture, but I don't get why every time we have a painting by a Dutch artist some yahoo feels obligated to post a comment about dykes. Boobs, yabbos, gazungas, titties, fun bags, bosoms, decolletage, motorboating, vast tracts of land etc. I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

149 146 Anybody here ever hit the link in Sarah’s post?
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (Vr12I)

That will prescribe AIDS to your computer simply.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (Y5qcH)

150 Hey! Somebody come get this nekkid lardass off me!

— Suleiman the Magnificent

Sire as I keep telling you that is your hat.

Posted by: The Grand Vizier at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (ESjRY)

151 Very nice art today, thanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (f7xOM)

152 Very nice painting. It goes on the wall.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 21, 2022 10:10 AM (1DgE4)

153 I see you're not a biologist.

What do pussies and clits have to do with each other?

Posted by: Some Muslim at September 21, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

154 Mr. URL-for-a-name.
_______

A guy with an Iranian URL address who says he's in Texas.

Fix that southern border, already!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:10 AM (lf83v)

155 I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

I like skating.

Posted by: Hans Brinker at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)

156 Wow! On the last thread, Lisa Jones, who is a dirty, dirty whore, has an incredible way to make money from home!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (QSjkU)

157 But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon

If they have fast tracks of land and are oil wrestling, yes.

Next question?

Posted by: Busty LaRue at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (khluH)

158 A guy with an Iranian URL address who says he's in Texas.

Hello yes I will help you do the needful!

Posted by: "Bob" in customer service, actually from Hyderabad at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

159 Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

Forget it, you are tilting at windmills.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (ufFY8)

160 So another midwest refinery plant has blowed up, real good like, in Ohio. This is fine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

161 Pretty sure that Sarah's link is the original source of the monkey pox

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (GuLcH)

162 The photo of the painting enlarges really well.

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (QPyqx)

163
But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon
========

Yes...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (SWi3y)

164 Loose shit from Sarah. She's pimping a new site in her comment, but her nick still links to salarycash1.com. No wonder her pay's been cut in half.

Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (h5TKJ)

165 Lipstick lesbian > dykes > flooded plains

Posted by: Obligatory at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

166 Back again, all,

Getting ready for the visit by the councilman and media to look over my deplorable (ha!) apartment conditions. They say they'll be here about 11:30. I hope it won't take too long -- but I do want to discuss some stuff with the legal aid person.

True, the water has stopped seeping out from the walls onto the kitchen floor, or mostly. I'm leaving the sodden towels in place and will move them out and back a little before the crew gets here, to make the floor look damp. Hey, if the Dems can set up a photo op, so can I.

Joe Mannix's advice and others' in the Morning News thread were excellent. The problem is, it's a big country. There are lots of places I might want to live. Visiting more than a couple to examine before buying could be a strain. My plan was to stay here (pretty cheap) until I retired, and then move away from this Congo river basin for good. Now I may have to shell out more for rent in the short term. (No, there is nothing I want or can afford to buy here.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:12 AM (c6xtn)

167 I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

Better that than rudders. Maybe ovens are a good compromise?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:12 AM (yHsuS)

168 Put on your wooden shoes and dance the blues.

Posted by: David Bowiehuis at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (ufFY8)

169 150 Nice picture, but I don't get why every time we have a painting by a Dutch artist some yahoo feels obligated to post a comment about dykes. Boobs, yabbos, gazungas, titties, fun bags, bosoms, decolletage, motorboating, vast tracts of land etc. I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

-----------------------------

Maybe not the first, but perhaps the first that won't get us banned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (uPgE/)

170 Peaceful and laid back...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (YScEb)

171 163 Pretty sure that Sarah's link is the original source of the monkey pox
----------------
How do women have links?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (8Sqzu)

172 I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)
============
Mine went to "fish puns" but I couldn't work it in. I was a flopping-around failure at it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (PUXju)

173 "God and Man" could be an alternate title for this painting.

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (QPyqx)

174 Needs to be in Limerick form.
Posted by: 18-1

******

You're not my boss.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (cPDW+)

175 Wypipo art from Yurrup is passe. Please feature more classic oil paintings from Subsaharan Afrique. Thanks.

Posted by: Smokey Stover at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (l3SW6)

176 If Ronald Reagan was Irish, how did he get the nickname “Dutch?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (GWMPj)

177 A guy with an Iranian URL address who says he's in Texas.

"Hey Google, what's the name of a town in the US that most people haven't heard of?"

On the slim (nonexistent) chance that he's really in Atascosita, there's a good BBQ place there. Try the pork ribs.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (nfrXX)

178 Nice picture, but I don't get why every time we have a painting by a Dutch artist some yahoo feels obligated to post a comment about dykes. Boobs, yabbos, gazungas, titties, fun bags, bosoms, decolletage, motorboating, vast tracts of land etc. I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022

***
Low-hanging fruit, Muldoon. Personally I would think first of the little blonde girl on the Dutch Cleanser can. I once dated a girl who looked much like her, and whose last name was German or Dutch, so I'm biased; stipulated.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (c6xtn)

179 Ask the Horde about areas you are interested in. Usually someone either lives in the area or is familiar with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (uz3Px)

180 It's a landscape. Rather uninteresting too.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2022 09:32 AM

That means our camouflage is working!

Posted by: The Snipers located every 3 meters at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

181 The painting looks like what America has becoming. Desolate with people farming their own crops.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (VWp7G)

182 How do women have links?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 21, 2022 10:13 AM (8Sqzu)

Umm. Have you been asleep for the last several years? We're all multi sex now!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (GuLcH)

183 You're not my boss.
__________

This ^^^

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (lf83v)

184 Somebody tried a cheese pun early, but it didn't pan out

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM (J+nFa)

185 160 A guy with an Iranian URL address who says he's in Texas.

Hello yes I will help you do the needful!
Posted by: "Bob" in customer service, actually from Hyderabad at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

-----------------------------

But will you cover all modalities?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM (uPgE/)

186 Need to nuke from orbit to be sure of getting every sniper, otter, and Ottoman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM (YOXZj)

187 30 Looks like a good place for a server farm, surrounded by mixed use development with condos and retail.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at September 21, 2022 09:35 AM (jLplX)
++++
No river, so the opportunities for hydro power are minimal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 09:36 AM (t0OGg)

What's that waterway that I took to be a river?

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM (QPyqx)

188 You're not my boss.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:14 AM (cPDW+)

Mr Muldoon in my office...NOW!

Posted by: Mr Muldoon's boss at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM (ESjRY)

189 Don't see the snipers, but there's frogmen in the creek, drones in the sky.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 21, 2022 10:16 AM (24fqN)

190 Muldoon, you l left out “sweater puppies.” Be better.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:16 AM (GWMPj)

191 Somebody tried a cheese pun early, but it didn't pan out

Well, really that's just not American

Posted by: Obligatory at September 21, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

192 >>>Don't see the snipers, but there's frogmen in the creek, drones in the sky.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work

Obviously. Birds are drones placed here by the DoJ.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (VWp7G)

193 Painting: First known depiction of chemtrails.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (24fqN)

194 omebody tried a cheese pun early, but it didn't pan out
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022

***
He was stringing us along

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (c6xtn)

195 The race to flee Russia: One-way flights out of the country sell out as terrified civilians dreading military call-up try to escape after Putin announced troop mobilisation and threatened to use NUKES - prompting even China to call for a ceasefire

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

196 Posted by: Lisa Jones at September 21, 2022 09:55 AM (K7Wo1)
++++
Ah, yes. I thought it was a valley but upon closer inspection it is indeed a river. Build a dam, flood the village, and construct the mixed-use development along the river and the datacenters to one side. Apologies for the misdirection. Play through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (t0OGg)

197 Sweater puppies reminds me of Bailey Quarters.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (ufFY8)

198 Cheese puns? You have a rind to pick?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (YOXZj)

199 omebody tried a cheese pun early, but it didn't pan out
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022

***
No whey!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (c6xtn)

200 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like Muldoon's in trouble.
Oh. And a nice painting.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (anj39)

201 Whoops. Copy/paste failure. #197 was intended as a response to "m" and not the troll.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 10:18 AM (t0OGg)

202 Cheese puns? You have a rind to pick?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2022

***
My neighbor seems a little "off." Possibly a curd burglar!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:18 AM (c6xtn)

203 Canal otters are the worst!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:18 AM (yikp0)

204 Somebody tried a cheese pun early, but it didn't pan out
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2022

Should've tried bread puns.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:18 AM (yHsuS)

205 Wow. Lisa Jones turned into Sarah. Something fishy here. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (QSjkU)

206 Lower center left, there's a big ol brown dog, lying prone, facing right, staring sadly at his owner doing handstands beyond the right edge of painting.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (24fqN)

207 These cheese puns are wheying on my mind.

But I’m still fondue of them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (GWMPj)

208 There once was a man named Muldoon
Whose limericks made the women swoon.
But when speaking of the Dutch
Talk of dykes can be too much
He'll pop you like a 10-cent balloon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (lf83v)

209 Nuke war is going to be a mess.

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (6/K6X)

210 No matter how you cut it, Lisa wins this round and Sarah is just tilting at windmills. Who signs up to a scam that pays probably $100k less than another scam?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Now you know why the IRS wants 87,000 new agents.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (ndc+z)

211 Sweater puppies reminds me of Bailey Quarters.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (ufFY

Puppies is right. I had Great Danes.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (7bRMQ)

212 Is it still a breakfast burrito if you just eat a regular burrito for breakfast?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (6FeV1)

213 No matter how you cut it, Lisa wins this round and Sarah is just tilting at windmills. Who signs up to a scam that pays probably $100k less than another scam?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 10:08 AM (t0OGg)

Does the Bulwark have a comment section? Possibly their readers are dumb enough to fall for these scams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (hZ/FE)

214 Germany takes over Uniper, raising rescue bill to $29 billion (natural gas supplier)

Uniper SE is an energy company based in Düsseldorf, Germany. The name of the company is a portmanteau of "unique" and "performance"

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

215 Sweater puppies reminds me of Bailey Quarters.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022

***
Never having seen the young Jan Smithers naked, I don't know, but she did not seem to be *that* well-endowed. Oh, you knew she was a girl, sure. But it was the overall look and manner that was so appealing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (c6xtn)

216 Mr Muldoon in my office...NOW!
Posted by: Mr Muldoon's boss

*******

You're not my boss, either.

Oh...wait a minute. I guess you are...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (cPDW+)

217 Nuke War, a fine computer game from Avalon Hill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (YOXZj)

218 Can you explain what that means? In short words, please.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 09:49 AM (nfrXX)

Dutch landscapes, especially those of Ruisdael's Holland School, were inspired by real scenes but the artists painted them indoors in their studios. There they were able to manipulate the setting for the most desired final product. Thier colors were subdued and almost monotonal. They might also have a religious message to them, too.

The Hudson River School painted outdoors, in natural light and color. They were trying to capture nature as it was--unpredictable, awesome, powerful, and sublime--not idealized. The colors and lighting are more realistic.

Both styles, however, are designed to invoke a deep, powerful emotional response from the viewer. A move away from the lofty, stoic and strict classicism of their immediate proceeding styles (the Renaissance & NeoClassicism, respectively.)

Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (VQp/A)

219 https://images.app.goo.gl/T8qAx4Md8mx9WB1S6

Bailey trying to dodge something

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (ufFY8)

220 197 I thought it was a valley but upon closer inspection it is indeed a river. Build a dam, flood the village, and construct the mixed-use development along the river and the datacenters to one side. Apologies for the misdirection. Play through.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2022 10:17 AM (t0OGg)

Other people are calling it a creek. I don't know.

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (QPyqx)

221 Is it still a breakfast burrito if you just eat a regular burrito for breakfast?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022

***
In a similar vein: Is it a breakfast burrito if you pile the scrambled egg *on top* of the burrito, instead of wrapping it up inside? I've been doing that, and 'tis good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (c6xtn)

222 Those trees are exceptionally well done.

Not a fan of landscapes in general but but but those trees...

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (JOtiF)

223 Mr Muldoon in my office...NOW!
Posted by: Mr Muldoon's boss

You're not my boss, either.

Oh...wait a minute. I guess you are...
Posted by: Muldoon

Mr Muldoon in my office...NOW!
Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (ndc+z)

224 "Nuke war is going to be a mess."

Only ten shopping days left until October Nuclear War.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (24fqN)

225 Kyrie Irving has thoughts:

https://tinyurl.com/mrywtwhy

re: jab violations

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)

226 Posted by: Mr Muldoon's boss at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM

And you are?

Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)

227 Furious Chinese Fans ‘Whitewash’ “The Little Mermaid” – Transform Black Ariel into a White Character

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

228 Should've tried bread puns.
-----------------
Yeast inflections would have been even less popular than the cheese ones.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (yikp0)

229 I just thought of something.

Those of us who have been vilified, smeared and persecuted for being unjabbed should demand Reparations.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)

230 226 Posted by: Mr Muldoon's boss at September 21, 2022 10:15 AM

And you are?
Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (QPyqx)

231 thank you Kris.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (PUXju)

232 Thanks, Kris.

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (QPyqx)

233 Holy crap! It's super smoky out here this morning. Everything smells like a campfire. My hike up the hill from the waterfront is going to be difficult as the air quality sucks.

Caveman part of the brain is screaming at me to run away. Everyone is going to be on edge, crabby and anxious today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (eV35g)

234 https://images.app.goo.gl/T8qAx4Md8mx9WB1S6

Bailey trying to dodge something
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022

***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 looked a lot like her with glasses on. Shame she turned out to be a sociopath.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (c6xtn)

235 Is it still a breakfast burrito if you just eat a regular burrito for breakfast?
----------------------
I think it depends on how you kill them.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (yikp0)

236 Should've tried bread puns.

They don't pan out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (ndc+z)

237 Hey Anchorbabe, speaking of sweater puppies, don’t forget to give us your regular updates on the soap babes this afternoon. I’ve come to look forward to those, as a complement to Joe Mannix’ babes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (GWMPj)

238 Thank you Kris!

Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM (6/K6X)

239 Bailey trying to dodge something

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:21 AM (ufFY

It says "see more" at the bottom. Click, click, click! Oh, still clothed.

She's an extreme leftist, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM (7bRMQ)

240 Moscow just ordered airlines to stop selling tickets to Russian men aged 18 to 65. I guess that means that Putin is considering drafting men up to 65 years of age.

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

241 Biden's October surprise nuclear war with Russia. And I don't know which side I'm gonna be on.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM (QSjkU)

242 It's not much of a cheese pun thread, is it? And SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (4I/2K)

243 It's super smoky out here this morning. Everything smells like a campfire. My hike up the hill from the waterfront is going to be difficult as the air quality sucks.

Caveman part of the brain is screaming at me to run away.

Mine would be screaming, "find meat! Grill it!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (ndc+z)

244 I get, it is the Horde after all. But 'dykes'? Is that really the first place your mind goes?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+)

I know. What do the Dutch have to do with wire cutters?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (pwExq)

245 I just thought of something.

Those of us who have been vilified, smeared and persecuted for being unjabbed should demand Reparations.

Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2022 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)

Early, I and others warned that we will see late night TV ads for lawyers and vaccine injuries. It's coming.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (yHsuS)

246 With all the sports mascots getting changed, i want to start a petition drive to get USC's major officially changed to the Sweater Puppy.

I mean, they're basically most of the way there already.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (6FeV1)

247 Google has begun its all out effort to register voters. I’m old enough to remember when interfering with elections was bad and shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (3vQN0)

248 240 Moscow just ordered airlines to stop selling tickets to Russian men aged 18 to 65. I guess that means that Putin is considering drafting men up to 65 years of age.
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

Given how dangerous old men can be, I'm a bit concerned.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (4olE8)

249 I have a prayer request. The husband of our church treasurer (He is named Bob) is having swollen fingers and pain. Been tested for Lyme-negative and RA-negative. He has to see a neurologist, but Bob is a former retired machinist and since retirement has been busy with home projects. Bob is one of those people who does not like being inactive so the pain and inactivity is very difficult for him. If you could pray that the doctors determine what is going on and how to help him and that he receives healing it would be much appreciated. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (vH/6k)

250 New Report Claims Prime Video Abandoned a Conan the Barbarian TV Series Because of “Toxic Masculinity”

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Simple fix. He's transgender! Conanna the Barbarianette.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (FVME7)

251 Is it still a breakfast burrito if you just eat a regular burrito for breakfast?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM

Technically, no. It's just a burrito you ate for breakfast.

You have to know these things when you're a Doctor.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (a3Q+t)

252 Does the Bulwark have a comment section? Possibly their readers are dumb enough to fall for these scams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM (hZ/FE)

I think the real question is do they have any readers at all. Other than The Dispatch staff, of course, with the 2 outfits doing the circle jerk.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (JOtiF)

253 234 https://images.app.goo.gl/T8qAx4Md8mx9WB1S6

Bailey trying to dodge something
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022

She eventually became Josh Brolin's stepmom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)

254 Everyone is going to be on edge, crabby and anxious today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (eV35g)

Well sure. It's another six days until they get tummy rubs again.

Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)

255 Should've tried bread puns.

They don't pan out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:23 AM (ndc+z)

Depends on whether you are loafing or not.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (yHsuS)

256 [i[]Biden's October surprise nuclear war with Russia. And I don't know which side I'm gonna be on.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM

I'll admit, I didn't have that on my 2022 Bingo card.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (4p7Em)

257 But I’m still fondue of them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:19 AM (GWMPj)

Not all cheese puns are gouda nuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2022 10:27 AM (hZ/FE)

258 It's not much of a cheese pun thread, is it? And SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:25 AM (4I/2K)

You trying to shut me down?!

Posted by: Malcolm Argos at September 21, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)

259 Hey crew - Fen has asked us to get prayin'.

You know what to do.

Fen, praying for healing for Bob.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2022 10:27 AM (pwExq)

260 I think the real question is do they have any readers at all. Other than The Dispatch staff, of course, with the 2 outfits doing the circle jerk.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (JOtiF)

Ever since that worthless POS Nick Cottagio left, Hot Air reposts of their pieces have dropped to zero. It's almost readable again. (but I'll never pay for the "right" to comment, which is the scam they're running now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

261 Is the Ukistan thing still a thing? I always forget about it and then hear or read something about it and go oh yeah the Uke thing exists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (3vQN0)

262 Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2022 10:20 AM

Thank you.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (nfrXX)

263 Nurse Ratched, did you enjoy National Otter Day/Week/Month?

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (QPyqx)

264 Side-by-side Loni and Jan, disbelievers!

https://tinyurl.com/53v3d26z

Also any, admittedly rare, episode where Bailey is wearing jeans and not her usual business attire.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

265 New Report Claims Prime Video Abandoned a Conan the Barbarian TV Series Because of “Toxic Masculinity”

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Simple fix. He's transgender! Conanna the Barbarianette.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (FVME7)

That, and because Arnold looks like month-old tapioca pudding.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (yHsuS)

266 "Toxic masculinity"

Pick any other subset or category of humanity and refer to them as toxic, and see how it sounds.

"Toxic femininity"
"Toxic homosexuality"
"Toxic blackness"
....

Scapegoating is ugly no matter who it's done to. Jackassery is "Toxic" no matter who is doing it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (6FeV1)

267 Moscow just ordered airlines to stop selling tickets to Russian men aged 18 to 65. I guess that means that Putin is considering drafting men up to 65 years of age.
Posted by: SMOD

Quiet confidence on display.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)

268 Buns are the lowest form of pastry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (GWMPj)

269 256 [i[]Biden's October surprise nuclear war with Russia. And I don't know which side I'm gonna be on.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:24 AM

I'll admit, I didn't have that on my 2022 Bingo card.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (4p7Em)

If we could trade 4 west coast cities for Moscow and Vladivostok, that'd be fair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (trdmm)

270 268 Buns are the lowest form of pastry.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (GWMPj)

Joe Mannix might disagree. And have pictures to prove it!

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (pwExq)

271 Nurse Ratched, did you enjoy National Otter Day/Week/Month?

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (QPyqx)

Isn't that kind of a personal question?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (yHsuS)

272 In a Nuke war between Russia and Biden I’m not sure who I would be cheering for TBH.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (3vQN0)

273 Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2022 10:09 AM (cPDW+

It's better than their minds going to "Captain will be busy with those cabin boys tonight" when there was no captain in the picture and the boys are in knickers the kids wore at the time, and the kids are the kids of the artists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (vH/6k)

274 Heya flounder,
You smoky out on your side? It's pretty bad out here this morning. We need a nasty fall storm to wash this crap out. Haven't had real rain in months.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (8TJgL)

275 Simple fix. He's transgender! Conanna the Barbarianette.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (FVME7)

I guess the time has come and gone for Conan, the Gay Blade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (trdmm)

276 And I'll take this over Loni any day...

https://tinyurl.com/497e7zdc

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

277 It's better than their minds going to "Captain will be busy with those cabin boys tonight" when there was no captain in the picture and the boys are in knickers the kids wore at the time, and the kids are the kids of the artists.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM (vH/6k)

I think I just realized what a Jolly Rodger was.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

278 I guess the time has come and gone for Conan, the Gay Blade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (trdmm)

Thimmerians are tho thilly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (6FeV1)

279 "Toxic masculinity"

Pick any other subset or category of humanity and refer to them as toxic, and see how it sounds.

"Toxic femininity"
"Toxic homosexuality"
"Toxic blackness"

Toxic monkeypox.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (ndc+z)

280 Crime shows or movies are no longer suspenseful. You know it will be the middle aged straight white guy who did it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (3vQN0)

281 Nurse Ratched, did you enjoy National Otter Day/Week/Month?

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (QPyqx)

Isn't that kind of a personal question?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:30 AM

Depends on whether or not she let her guard down around the river otters .

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (4p7Em)

282 Unmerited praise has produced at least two generations of Americans who are indeed special—in their narcissism and in their inability to deal with setbacks."
Should We Tell 10-Year-Olds, "The World is a Better Place With You in It?"
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Ha! Well that's what they're telling 10 year olds that aren't white. So at least we'll have a control group who is being told they are garbage people from a garbage lineage - of hate, and deserving of nothing but contempt and revile.

Posted by: ... at September 21, 2022 10:32 AM (/99pL)

283 Buns are the lowest form of pastry.
---
But in the immortal words of the bard of Seattle:
"I don't want none unless you got buns hon."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (Zf0+a)

284 Heya flounder,
You smoky out on your side? It's pretty bad out here this morning. We need a nasty fall storm to wash this crap out. Haven't had real rain in months.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (8TJgL)

Last week. Since, we've had some rain and winds to clear it up a bit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (yHsuS)

285 New Report Claims Prime Video Abandoned a Conan the Barbarian TV Series Because of “Toxic Masculinity”

Get woke go broke.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (ndc+z)

286 Ever since that worthless POS Nick Cottagio left, Hot Air reposts of their pieces have dropped to zero. It's almost readable again. (but I'll never pay for the "right" to comment, which is the scam they're running now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

I actually clicked on a HA link yesterday (via Bad Blue), as they had an exclusive story on how 47 Minnesotans managed to scam the gubmint for a quarter billion dollars.

Still, I don't plan on making a habit of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (JOtiF)

287 Brownbirds flying in the dead of night
Rick fixed these broken wings and now we fly
To Dell-a-ware
We were only waiting for this moment to arrive

Brownbirds flying in the light of day
Take these illegal peeps and give us stuff
All you Libs
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

Brownbirds fly, brownbirds fly
Into the light of a dark blue state!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (ufFY8)

288 And I'll take this over Loni any day...

https://tinyurl.com/497e7zdc

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

I'm not leaving either by the side of the road.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (yHsuS)

289 Felonspoke: Prayers up for Bob.

Thanks Kris!

Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (foa6+)

290 m,
It's SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK all week!!!!
And yes, there are all kinds of online forums I can join to learn more about my favorite creatures. They truly are the keepers of the kelp forest. Without them, the sea urchins eat all the kelp. No kelp, no fish.

Oh! And there's a little harbor seal bobbing around! Hi seal!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (8TJgL)

291 I guess the time has come and gone for Conan, the Gay Blade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (trdmm)

wasn't that Zorro?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (Mkvkw)

292

Dozens of sniper hiding spots.....and good places to hide the body.Going for a tramp in the woods.

Posted by: safristi at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (qktfm)

293 Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2022 10:33 AM (foa6+)

Thanks, Iris.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (vH/6k)

294 Given how dangerous old men can be, I'm a bit concerned.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 21, 2022 10:26 AM (4olE

It's not 1914. No one can grab a bunch of disaffected civilians drop them into a war zone, and expect them to do anything but drop their weapons and run away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)

295 New Report Claims Prime Video Abandoned a Conan the Barbarian TV Series Because of “Toxic Masculinity”

*

I bet it was really because they'd made him black.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (V1VLb)

296 I guess the time has come and gone for Conan, the Gay Blade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM

I could give him pointers!

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (4p7Em)

297 “She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” Premiere Ratings Fail to Break Into Nielsen Top 10, Another Failure for Marvel’s Business Strategy

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She-it Hulk, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)

298 And I'll take this over Loni any day...

https://tinyurl.com/497e7zdc
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)
============
Damn, she would be popular here at school

Posted by: Meghan, her sorority sister at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (PUXju)

299 I saw this weird commercial by pharma against something called PBMs. No idea what a PBM is but they are bad I guess.

The commercial showed an old Hispanic woman being taken care of by a black Roman doctor. And they looked very concerned. Why? Because a 42 year old white guy in a suit (the PBM) sitting in an office was about to fuck them up somehow.

Message is clear. White men are the enemy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (3vQN0)

300
Wondering if, when all this concludes, Ukraine expels all Russians, like Poland and Czechoslovakia did to the Germans after WWII. Why have a Fifth Column for Big Neighbor to "protect"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (1Nxff)

301 And I'll take this over Loni any day...

https://tinyurl.com/497e7zdc
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

Primo Bailey. And blue jeans are a gift from God.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (ufFY8)

302 Why is Biden speaking at the UN? Do we want to look foolish and weak to the world?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (Y5qcH)

303 That, and because Arnold looks like month-old tapioca pudding.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:29 AM (yHsuS)

Sylvester Stallone is looking similar. Yikes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (JOtiF)

304 Black Woman doctor.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:36 AM (3vQN0)

305 I bet it was really because they'd made him black.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (V1VLb)

BIPOC

Posted by: Conan The Trans-Barbarian (He/Him) at September 21, 2022 10:36 AM (PUXju)

306 Am checking prices online for my local Kroger. Nearly every canned and packaged item so far is tagged "Item Unavailable."

Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:36 AM (4I/2K)

307 wasn't that Zorro?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (Mkvkw)

I loved that movie, and it's been totally memory holed now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:36 AM (trdmm)

308 You know it will be the middle aged straight white guy who did it.
---------------
Have we met?

Posted by: Law & Order at September 21, 2022 10:36 AM (yikp0)

309 And I'll take this over Loni any day...

https://tinyurl.com/497e7zdc
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)

Primo Bailey. And blue jeans are a gift from God.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (ufFY

Baby's got her blue jeans on . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:37 AM (4I/2K)

310 Primo Bailey. And blue jeans are a gift from God.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (ufFY

I look so manly in mine!

Posted by: Barry O at September 21, 2022 10:37 AM (7bRMQ)

311 I have to put f-ing sea urchins on my aquatic enemy list now? I thought I was done after river otters.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at September 21, 2022 10:38 AM (ufFY8)

312 Those Bailey jeans are mom jeans, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:38 AM (3vQN0)

313 I'm not leaving either by the side of the road.
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We'll see when gas hits $8.7353 a gallon!

Posted by: Law & Order at September 21, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

314 @295

>>I bet it was really because they'd made him black.

Some of the Frazetta Covers made him look swarthy, but not that swarthy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:39 AM (Xm7Q9)

315 295 New Report Claims Prime Video Abandoned a Conan the Barbarian TV Series Because of “Toxic Masculinity”
*
I bet it was really because they'd made him black.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 10:34 AM (V1VLb)

It could have worked if they renamed it "Bro-nan".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:39 AM (trdmm)

316 Nurse, have you ever been to Monterey, CA? That place is lousy with Enhydra lutris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (GWMPj)

317 Why is Biden speaking at the UN? Do we want to look foolish and weak to the world?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

That horse has left the barn.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (ndc+z)

318 But, Conan has always been black.

Posted by: Black Annie at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (PNDGT)

319 I'm not leaving either by the side of the road.
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We'll see when gas hits $8.7353 a gallon!
Posted by: Law & Order at September 21, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

Gas, grass, or ass!

Posted by: Dirty hippie at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (ufFY8)

320 From Yahoo “News” on Sen. Johnson

Johnson’s record on race happens to be problematic. In a 2020 interview, he refused to condemn Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse, who killed two Black Lives Matters protesters. Johnson said “justice has been served” when Rittenhouse was acquitted.

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They are still pushing the lie that Rittenhous murdered black people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (3vQN0)

321 Now if Conan was a Trannie it would still be on

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 21, 2022 10:41 AM (98Dh+)

322 160 So another midwest refinery plant has blowed up, real good like, in Ohio. This is fine.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

Didn't that refinery also have a fire in Jan of this year?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 21, 2022 10:41 AM (8C7+r)

323 Why is Biden speaking at the UN? Do we want to look foolish and weak to the world?

A bit late to worry about that now, innit?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:41 AM (nfrXX)

324 Didn't that refinery also have a fire in Jan of this year?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 21, 2022 10:41 AM (8C7+r)

Yes, same one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:42 AM (4I/2K)

325 Mmmmm…Catherine Zeta-Jones in that Zorro movie with Banderas.

Movie sucked, but CZJ…mmmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:42 AM (GWMPj)

326 Daily Mail:

Gov. Ron DeSantis has widened his lead over former President Trump to eight points in Florida, scoring points with Republicans after a stunt that sent migrants from Texas to wealthy Martha's Vineyard. A USA Today/Suffolk University poll found that in a hypothetical 2024 matchup DeSantis led the former president 48-40 percent.

Posted by: bed head at September 21, 2022 10:42 AM (Y1sOo)

327 Nurse, have you ever been to Monterey, CA? That place is lousy with Enhydra lutris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:40 AM (GWMPj)

You aren't kidding. When the girlfriend, now wife, came to visit, I told her to wear decent walking shoes. She shows up in some cute, strappy things, inevitably complaining about her feet hurting. She looked good though.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:43 AM (yHsuS)

328 It could have worked if they renamed it "Bro-nan".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:39 AM (trdmm)

LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:43 AM (vH/6k)

329 160 So another midwest refinery plant has blowed up, real good like, in Ohio. This is fine.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

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They're playing to win, no? Even if we take back the senate and house, etc... they intend to move us off of fossil fuels no matter what.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 10:43 AM (VJsqe)

330 @294 It's not 1914. No one can grab a bunch of disaffected civilians drop them into a war zone, and expect them to do anything but drop their weapons and run away.

----

According to an article I just read at PJ Media, this was effectively what happened with the Russian 3rd Army Corp. The corps (and remember that Russian corps aren't the same size as Western corps) was poorly armed, led, and trained, but was sent to the front. It only lasted a few days in combat before collapsing.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2022 10:44 AM (PTw5h)

331 The commercial showed an old Hispanic woman being taken care of by a black Roman doctor. And they looked very concerned. Why? Because a 42 year old white guy in a suit (the PBM) sitting in an office was about to fuck them up somehow.

Message is clear. White men are the enemy.

I've seen this recently in one of those ads which pretend to be outraged at Congress, but are really just demanding freebies. It shows a bunch of insurance execs plotting something nefarious, by which I mean making people pay for what they use.

It's probably 10 people, every one of whom is white, and all but one of whom is male.

The only time you see that anymore is when someone is being demonized.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2022 10:44 AM (ayzS/)

332 Those Bailey jeans are mom jeans, lol.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 21, 2022 10:38 AM (3vQN0)

yeah, and she looks great in them.

but they'd look best on the floor...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2022 10:44 AM (Mkvkw)

333 >> blowed up, real good

John Candy character on Second City if I recall.

Posted by: bed head at September 21, 2022 10:45 AM (Y1sOo)

334 According to an article I just read at PJ Media, this was effectively what happened with the Russian 3rd Army Corp. The corps (and remember that Russian corps aren't the same size as Western corps) was poorly armed, led, and trained, but was sent to the front. It only lasted a few days in combat before collapsing.

If you were some Russian kid, would you want to die in Ukraine to make Putin feel better about his little wiener? This isn't 1941.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2022 10:46 AM (ayzS/)

335 Mom jeans look a hell of a lot better on Bailey than they did on Obama.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)

336 316 Nurse, have you ever been to Monterey, CA? That place is lousy with Enhydra lutris.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's on the bucket list.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:46 AM (o9iNw)

337 You aren't kidding. When the girlfriend, now wife, came to visit, I told her to wear decent walking shoes.

Most of Monterey is tourist trap crap but Monterey Bay Aquarium is one of the few things I would miss if CA broke off and sank into the Pacific.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:47 AM (nfrXX)

338 Also, I lurve the painting. You can go on a sightseeing tour on the canvas.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2022 10:47 AM (ayzS/)

339 Sylvester Stallone is looking similar. Yikes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 10:35 AM (JOtiF)

He's 76 years old. Still in great shape though.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2022 10:47 AM (XT8yI)

340 Mom jeans look a hell of a lot better on Bailey than they did on Obama.
Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 10:46 AM (VJsqe)

She could wear a ghillie suit and still look better than that silly little queef.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:48 AM (6FeV1)

341 Most of Monterey is tourist trap crap but Monterey Bay Aquarium is one of the few things I would miss if CA broke off and sank into the Pacific.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:47 AM (nfrXX)

It's scenic, and there are some nice restaurants up the hill, at least at the time.

It's on the bucket list.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2022 10:46 AM (o9iNw)

It should be an annual pilgrimage.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:48 AM (yHsuS)

342 There is a dog. It is art.

Posted by: From about that time at September 21, 2022 10:48 AM (4780s)

343 When Putin is right, he's right.

Brittney Griner Arrest & Detention Deterring WNBA Players From Russia

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM (FVME7)

344 We talkin boobs in here?

Posted by: ballistic - They want you dead or in camps. Prepare accordingly. at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM (oXNqT)

345 >> blowed up, real good

John Candy character on Second City if I recall.
Posted by: bed head at September 21, 2022 10:45 AM (Y1sOo)

You got it. 6am Farm Film Report with Big Jim McBob (Joe Flaherty) and Billy Sol Hurok (John Candy).
https://youtu.be/cDmsbFi8vnY

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM (4I/2K)

346
The corps (and remember that Russian corps aren't the same size as Western corps) was poorly armed, led, and trained, but was sent to the front.

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Poorly armed and trained by *Russian Army* standards?

I shudder to think.

I'm picturing a bunch of kids that a press gang grabbed at bus stations, and then handed them all knives, and said "go."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM (oINRc)

347 Although a while ago there was a picture of BO out and about in skinny jeans, a suede/ leather jacket, and brown oxfords, everyone was all "what a faaaaag!" and I was like, "hey, that's basically how I dress!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:50 AM (6FeV1)

348 There is a dog. It is art.

Posted by: From about that time at September 21, 2022 10:48 AM (4780s)

Only if they are playing poker.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:50 AM (yHsuS)

349 You can just walk along the oceanside trails in Monterey and see the otters doing their thing, as well as, less frequently, seals, sea lions, etc.

Fun fact: everything hangs out in the kelp forests because the sharks don’t like it there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 10:50 AM (GWMPj)

350 I'm Caspar David Friedrich fan when it comes to landscapes. He has a unique style.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2022 10:50 AM (XT8yI)

351 325 Mmmmm…Catherine Zeta-Jones in t

Obligatory Gilbert Gottfried.
NSFW

https://youtu.be/YxTZ4uuoXgk

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (ufFY8)

352 Those Flems have been getting uppity lately.

Flemish Bishops Defy Vatican, Allow Blessing Same-Sex Unions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

353 Although a while ago there was a picture of BO out and about in skinny jeans, a suede/ leather jacket, and brown oxfords, everyone was all "what a faaaaag!" and I was like, "hey, that's basically how I dress!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:50 AM (6FeV1)

Have you met our Garrett? He's a nice boy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (yHsuS)

354 PBM's are pharmacy benefit manager--express scripts is one, CVS caremark another, etc.

They are the gatekeepers for health insurance regarding what drugs are covered under the plan and their costs. Most use a tier system where generics are promoted over name brand drugs and requiring review of any expensive drugs or even refusing to cover some if a cheaper option exists or if they get kickbacks from a pharma company to promote their drug over others.

Posted by: whig at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (CXr4y)

355 Toward the end of WW2, Japanese children were given sharpened sticks to attack American soldiers with. I swear those two nukes saved the Japanese islands, and yet they still try to claim victimhood over them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:52 AM (QSjkU)

356
Honestly, I'm surprised Putin hasn't called up a draft yet. Conditions for Russian soldiers in peacetime are completely deplorable. I'm surprised *anyone* signs up at all, let alone for a war.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:52 AM (oINRc)

357 I'm picturing a bunch of kids that a press gang grabbed at bus stations, and then handed them all knives, and said "go."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM (oINRc)

I've seen a recent piece (maybe at the BBC?) that claimed that for the last couple of months, the average training time for new recruits being sent to the front was 10 days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)

358 Willowed IN RE Danielle Anderson "'Expert' Who Helped 'Fact-Check' Lab-Leak Theory, Was Secretly Part Of Dangerous Coronavirus Research"

I am of the opinion that the only thing left to do with these people will require a large number of large male sea otters in their prime reproductive years, and several hundred gallons of testosterone.

And a belt-fed trebuchet, with propane-fueled lighter option.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (MkuC5)

359 Fun fact: everything hangs out in the kelp forests because the sharks don’t like it there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Kelp is the arugula of the ocean.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (ndc+z)

360 Have you met our Garrett? He's a nice boy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (yHsuS)

NO CROCS

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (6FeV1)

361 Posted by: whig at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (CXr4y)

Heya whig. I presume your medical procedure on Monday went well?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (nfrXX)

362
I swear those two nukes saved the Japanese islands, and yet they still try to claim victimhood over them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:52 AM (QSjkU)

"They nuked us for our own good" is a hard thing for anyone to say. But in their case, it's the truth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (oINRc)

363 I'm picturing a bunch of kids that a press gang grabbed at bus stations, and then handed them all knives, and said "go."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Pretty much Russia has emptied its jails of military age personnel with last count about 28000 or so 'volunteering'.

The mobilization though are of people that previously served so they should have at least some training.

Posted by: whig at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (CXr4y)

364 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)

The German Church will be next. It will be the Reformation all over again, except that (I know some RC's have nothing positive to say about Luther) Luther had some legitimate theological and pastoral concerns and he would not have endorsed gay marriage in the church, of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (vH/6k)

365 When Putin is right, he's right.

Brittney Griner Arrest & Detention Deterring WNBA Players From Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:49 AM

So...is that a complaint or a victory lap?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (4p7Em)

366 Sen. Manchin Blames GOP for Democrats Backstabbing Him

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Right back atcha, big guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (FVME7)

367 Speaking of jeans... the Gap is eliminating 500 corporate jobs after weak first quarter earnings.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (yikp0)

368 @352

>>Flemish Bishops Defy Vatican, Allow Blessing Same-Sex Unions

Faithful Christianity only exists in vanishingly smaller and smaller locales.

I related the story last night of attending a parents teachers meeting at my grandsons Catholic School.

Father came out swinging saying, whatever you're hearing about the garbage kids are being taught in public schools in NJ, that S ain't flying here, they are going to get a rigorous and moral education, straight up no chaser, he then grabbed a guitar from a hippie inexplicably present and smashed it against the altar, shouting NOT TODAY SATAN, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:55 AM (Xm7Q9)

369 356
Honestly, I'm surprised Putin hasn't called up a draft yet. Conditions for Russian soldiers in peacetime are completely deplorable. I'm surprised *anyone* signs up at all, let alone for a war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:52 AM (oINRc)

I think even Putin realizes that a draft today would end up for him the same way that conscription in 1916 ended up for the Tsar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:55 AM (trdmm)

370 Oh, electronic billboard today had a Fetterman soft on crime today.

It should say he loves criminals

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 21, 2022 10:56 AM (98Dh+)

371 he then grabbed a guitar from a hippie inexplicably present and smashed it against the altar, shouting NOT TODAY SATAN, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:55 AM (Xm7Q9)

who did he think he was, John Belushi?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)

372 Why is Biden speaking at the UN? Is going to declare war on everybody? Demand everybody stop using fossil fuels?

His handlers must be sweating bullets.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2022 10:56 AM (MxEKc)

373 @346 I'm picturing a bunch of kids that a press gang grabbed at bus stations, and then handed them all knives, and said "go."

----

Based on a skim of an article at Forbes, I don't think it was that bad. It looks like the 3rd Corps might have been made up of a mix of newly formed local volunteer battalions (a new initiative that appears to be trying to crash form an effective reserve; Russia entered the war without one), and training and garrison cadres. If accurate, the latter is particularly catastrophic for them, as it means that the Russians might have lost a lot of their training capability.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2022 10:56 AM (PTw5h)

374 Sen. Manchin Blames GOP for Democrats Backstabbing Him

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Right back atcha, big guy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM (FVME7)

What they do
They smile in your face
All the time they want to take your place
The backstabbers
https://youtu.be/UCY6flzgfA4

Posted by: The O'Jays at September 21, 2022 10:57 AM (4I/2K)

375 Russia's doing a little worse than they did in Afghanistan where they only controlled Kabul. Barely.

Russia doesn't do expeditions very well. They are though hell on wheels defending the Motherland. Unfortunately Ukraine deserved to get their ass kicked IMO and a stalemate is going to be worse for the world for a whole slew of reasons.

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2022 10:57 AM (XT8yI)

376 @371

>>who did he think he was, John Belushi?

There is only one John Belushi, PBUH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:57 AM (Xm7Q9)

377 What no one ever really dwells on is that it took TWO flattened cities to get Japan to say uncle. Can you imagine a major city getting vaporized by some completely unknown weapon, and saying, "we can still get 'em, boys!".... There was zero chance of a conventional invasion ever working against those people without complete, slow-burn genocide.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 10:57 AM (6FeV1)

378 Sen. Manchin Blames GOP for Democrats Backstabbing Him

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Well, he backstabbed his entire constituency, along with 1/2 of the rest of the country. I only hope the derision he so earned is remembered accordingly in '24 when he comes up for reelection.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (sVtYq)

379
Father came out swinging saying, whatever you're hearing about the garbage kids are being taught in public schools in NJ, that S ain't flying here, they are going to get a rigorous and moral education, straight up no chaser, he then grabbed a guitar from a hippie inexplicably present and smashed it against the altar, shouting NOT TODAY SATAN, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:55 AM (Xm7Q9)

Normally I would cringe at the destruction of a guitar, but not today.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (VwHCD)

380 Joe Biden Reminds Americans Complaining About Inflation He Sent Them "A Check for Eight Grand"
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1553067577596854272
I'm searching for a word that is much worse than "idiot"

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

381 Oh, electronic billboard today had a Fetterman soft on crime today.

It should say he loves criminals

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 21, 2022 10:56 AM (98Dh+)

Mumbledy years ago, a friend and I hatched a plan to take a stack of I heart some credit union stickers and make up a bunch of I heart crime stickers to paste on cop cars.

Late one night, at the local cop hang out (some sub shop), I sneaked in and planted one on the parked cop car. I imagine that guy got quite the ribbing from his buddies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (yHsuS)

382 If you ever play the golf courses on Ft Ord overlooking Monterey, remember, the putts always, ALWAYS, break to the water.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (anj39)

383 Fetterman needs to make an appointment with Dr Pimple Popper to see about removing that thing on his shoulders and allowing that lump to grow properly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (ufFY8)

384 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 10:55 AM (Xm7Q9)

Good for him. I wonder when he will be cancelled Church Militant -conservative RC site- reports Priests being cancelled and removed from their parishes because they speak against gay marriage, or talk about the Priests
sexually abusing seminarians or kids, or having gay orgies at the seminary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (vH/6k)

385 I think even Putin realizes that a draft today would end up for him the same way that conscription in 1916 ended up for the Tsar.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Russians already have conscription but there are (or least were) legal barriers to require conscripts to serve outside of Russia unless they volunteered to do so.

Dunno how this most recent order affects that but it seems to be aimed to at prior service rather than raw recruits.

Posted by: whig at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (CXr4y)

386 Why is Biden speaking at the UN? Is going to declare war on everybody?

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Huh, I read just the opposite early this morning. That he wasn't going to speak. You mean the internet lied to me!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (sVtYq)

387 Sen. Manchin Blames GOP for Democrats Backstabbing Him

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Right back atcha, big guy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 10:54 AM

LOLGF!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (4p7Em)

388 I'm searching for a word that is much worse than "idiot"

Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

Stumbling bumblef*ck?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (yHsuS)

389
Father came out swinging saying, whatever you're hearing about the garbage kids are being taught in public schools in NJ, that S ain't flying here, they are going to get a rigorous and moral education, straight up no chaser, he then grabbed a guitar from a hippie inexplicably present and smashed it against the altar, shouting NOT TODAY SATAN, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!

------

That's awesome, and I love the guy's attitude. But it seems a little much to damage the altar of your own church in a fury.

Gear down, big shifter!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (oINRc)

390 Father came out swinging saying, whatever you're hearing about the garbage kids are being taught in public schools in NJ, that S ain't flying here, they are going to get a rigorous and moral education, straight up no chaser, he then grabbed a guitar from a hippie inexplicably present and smashed it against the altar, shouting NOT TODAY SATAN, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Like Jesus chasing the money changers from the Temple.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)

391 380 Joe Biden Reminds Americans Complaining About Inflation He Sent Them "A Check for Eight Grand"
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/1553067577596854272
I'm searching for a word that is much worse than "idiot"
Posted by: SMOD at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

And we will keep sending out bigger and bigger checks each month until we figure out why this inflation won't stop!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:00 AM (trdmm)

392 If you ever play the golf courses on Ft Ord overlooking Monterey, remember, the putts always, ALWAYS, break to the water.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 10:58 AM (anj39)

Daddy was a Ft. Ord. Don't think he was playing golf, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 11:01 AM (7bRMQ)

393 They nuked us for our own good" is a hard thing for anyone to say. But in their case, it's the truth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2022 10:53 AM (oINRc)

I guess they would have rather dozens of cities be firebombed daily?

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2022 11:01 AM (XT8yI)

394 And we will keep sending out bigger and bigger checks each month until we figure out why this inflation won't stop!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:00 AM

The spending will continue until inflation improves!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 11:01 AM (4p7Em)

395 Joe Biden Reminds Americans Complaining About Inflation He Sent Them "A Check for Eight Grand"

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That's funny. My mailbox was and is empty. We sure didn't get 8 grand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2022 11:01 AM (sVtYq)

396 Oh, electronic billboard today had a Fetterman soft on crime today.

It should say he loves criminals

Posted by: Skip's phone

Soft on crime, hard for criminals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (FVME7)

397 >>>Mumbledy years ago, a friend and I hatched a plan to take a stack of I heart some credit union stickers and make up a bunch of I heart crime stickers to paste on cop cars.

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They used to sell stickers with a picture of a screw on them. They were just the right size to cover up the heart on typical 'I [heart] my Golden Retriever" (or lab, Pekinese, Poodle, etc...).

I always wanted to get some and change the bumper stickers to "I screw my Golden Retriever"

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (VJsqe)

398 Joe Biden Reminds Americans Complaining About Inflation He Sent Them "A Check for Eight Grand"

Wut?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (nfrXX)

399 355 Toward the end of WW2, Japanese children were given sharpened sticks to attack American soldiers with. I swear those two nukes saved the Japanese islands, and yet they still try to claim victimhood over them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2022 10:52 AM (QSjkU)

There were several fire bomb raids over Japanese cities that had higher casualties then the nukes. Involved many more bombers, but the death toll was higher.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (UuD2k)

400 I don't know how Fetterman's very skinny baseball bat legs support his hulking frame.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (sVtYq)

401 400

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (QPyqx)

402 Willowed IN RE Danielle Anderson "'Expert' Who Helped 'Fact-Check' Lab-Leak Theory, Was Secretly Part Of Dangerous Coronavirus Research"

Posted by: CZ=FNG

**

I wasn't around for JJ's thread, but I *just* heard this morning that the VP for EcoHealth - the funding behind the Wuhan lab tied and the corporation tied directly to the Biden family - stated under oath that Fauci was directly responsible for COVID:

"Former EcoHealth Alliance VP says Fauci-funded group 'developed' COVID-19"

https://tinyurl.com/2g5qm4do

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (3Q3MC)

403 I guess they would have rather dozens of cities be firebombed daily?
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Especially when your houses are made of wood and paper.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0)

404 @356 Honestly, I'm surprised Putin hasn't called up a draft yet. Conditions for Russian soldiers in peacetime are completely deplorable. I'm surprised *anyone* signs up at all, let alone for a war.

----

From what I've been hearing, the Russian constitution prevents him from calling up a draft unless Russia itself is invaded. Also, he's been working hard to keep the word out that it is *not* a war. It's a "Special Military Operation". There's already some discontent over the fighting. Suspicion is that it would get worse if the government officially admitted that the events in Ukraine are more than a big peacekeeping operation.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (PTw5h)

405 Dunno how this most recent order affects that but it seems to be aimed to at prior service rather than raw recruits.
Posted by: whig at September 21, 2022 10:59 AM (CXr4y)

Regardless, he's already too late. Any effective army of the last couple of centuries has known that you need to conscript soldiers a few months before you need them, not 2 months after.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (trdmm)

406 Not Found

Posted by: The O'Jays at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (4I/2K)

407 I always wanted to get some and change the bumper stickers to "I screw my Golden Retriever"

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (VJsqe)

"I (spade) my cat"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

408 Coalition for cancelled priests:

https://tinyurl.com/yx78aad2

The priest in the picture criticized his Bishop or Cardinal for keeping churches closed during Covid and also said "You couldn't be a faithful RC and vote for Democrats."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (vH/6k)

409 And don't forget that Democrats voted on strict party lines TWICE to refuse to investigate where COVID came from.

It was all an op. The entire thing, the entire time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (3Q3MC)

410 From what I've been hearing, the Russian constitution prevents him from calling up a draft unless Russia itself is invaded. Also, he's been working hard to keep the word out that it is *not* a war. It's a "Special Military Operation". There's already some discontent over the fighting. Suspicion is that it would get worse if the government officially admitted that the events in Ukraine are more than a big peacekeeping operation.
Posted by: junior at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM

You get around that by having a referendum in the occupied areas and declaring them part of Russia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (4p7Em)

411 406 Not Found
Posted by: The O'Jays at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (4I/2K)

Missed it 'cause of them backstabbers.

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (QPyqx)

412 Not Found

Posted by: The O'Jays at September 21, 2022 11:03 AM (4I/2K)

They're dead? All of the O'Jays???

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (7bRMQ)

413 406 Not Found

That's Not Acceptable.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 11:05 AM (nfrXX)

414 Noodus simianus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2022 11:05 AM (GWMPj)

415 O'Jays Backstabbers is a great song, btw.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2022 11:05 AM (sVtYq)

416 You get around that by having a referendum in the occupied areas and declaring them part of Russia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (4p7Em)

That'll be like Hitler declaring Poland part of the Great Reich. It won't work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM (trdmm)

417 Regardless, he's already too late. Any effective army of the last couple of centuries has known that you need to conscript soldiers a few months before you need them, not 2 months after.
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I don't know. Putin has 60M artillery rounds. He is forced to fight an attritive war cuz that's we defined the game. Lines on a map are not at play here. Its merely who has enough trigger pullers. Can Germany and the US draft enough boots on the ground to change anything here?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM (8Sqzu)

418 Sorry, fabulous multi-HOF R&B '70s singing group. Sock change.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM (4I/2K)

419 Manchin blame is his de with Schumer.

Progs in the house were never going to support this deal. What better way to save your ass (Manchin) than to have Rs support this over the hurdle? See W.V. - I got this pipeline and some other stuff working across the aisle.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 21, 2022 11:07 AM (XLMS3)

420 @375 Russia doesn't do expeditions very well. They are though hell on wheels defending the Motherland.

----

Their logistical capabilities suck. An article written in December (I think) went into detail about it. One of the key points of the article was that they simply don't have enough trucks to advance all that far beyond their forward supply railheads.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2022 11:07 AM (PTw5h)

421 You get around that by having a referendum in the occupied areas and declaring them part of Russia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 11:04 AM (4p7Em)

That'll be like Hitler declaring Poland part of the Great Reich. It won't work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM

I wasn't suggesting the world would buy it, just that it looks like they might try it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 11:07 AM (4p7Em)

422 418 Sorry, fabulous multi-HOF R&B '70s singing group. Sock change.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM (4I/2K)

They smilin' in your face!

Posted by: m at September 21, 2022 11:07 AM (QPyqx)

423 @384

>>Good for him. I wonder when he will be cancelled Church Militant -conservative RC site

Sometimes I feel like I'm part of some fringe, outlaw sect of Catholics.

Harkens back to the early days of Christianity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 11:08 AM (Xm7Q9)

424 That'll be like Hitler declaring Poland part of the Great Reich. It won't work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 11:06 AM
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It was Kruchev that declared the Crimea as belonging to Ukraine. That worked for a while.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 21, 2022 11:10 AM (8Sqzu)

425 402 "Former EcoHealth Alliance VP says Fauci-funded group 'developed' COVID-19"

https://tinyurl.com/2g5qm4do
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 21, 2022 11:02 AM (3Q3MC)
413 406 Not Found

That's Not Acceptable.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 21, 2022 11:05 AM (nfrXX)

"They 406'ed some folks."

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 21, 2022 11:18 AM (MkuC5)

426 Calm. Tranquil. Would hang.

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