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Memories of Green Tokyo,
Liam Wong

Meteors over Scotland and Ireland. Wait, when they're in the atmosphere, I think you call them meteorx.

You just made the list.

Frolicking.

A sitcom I would watch.

Nutria rats bathing in a public pool. It's cuter than it sounds.

Here's a common rat taking a shower with sudsy soap. It's much cuter than it sounds like, I promise.

Turtle has activated nitro boost.

No monkey gets left behind.

Strange vocalizations from a cat.

Did you see that, ref?!?!

Baby's first ice cream gets mixed reviews.

Magical encounter.

Brah-- Brah! Go dig your own hole, Brah! This one is occupado, Brah!

Milady, your chariot awaits.

This man has his own chariot.

Hugs are better than drugs. Well not better, but cheaper!

I like videos where they introduce a puppy to big dogs, and the puppy is eager to make friends, and the big dogs are afraid of the puppy. Happens every time.

I think the big dogs are thinking, "No way you can prove this puppy is mine."

Sound on. It's all about the sound on this one:

Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM




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1 FIRST

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

2 I like all this space ! and air !

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:27 PM (V13WU)

3 and I like the Blade Runner vibe of green tokyo

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:27 PM (V13WU)

4 Roomy!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 07:28 PM (anj39)

5 must be something from the 80s

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:28 PM (V13WU)

6 What a day. Virtue signaling Libtards on the defense.

More please.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 15, 2022 07:28 PM (haWye)

7 Diogenes, DON"T TELL THEM !

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)

8 Purple Martins! Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 15, 2022 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

9 I told them.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 15, 2022 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

10 That wiring.

It isn't up to code.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 07:32 PM (L14qM)

11 Liam Wong's photos are masterpieces. They ARE a thing. Would hang

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 07:33 PM (/qNGG)

12 Another pretty neat photograph

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:33 PM (k8B25)

13 Purple martinis? Recipe please.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 07:34 PM (T4tVD)

15 How nice! Purple martins majesty above the fruited plane....



I remember Northwest Orient Airlines-all gay flight crew-a fruited plane.

Posted by: Transport Pete at September 15, 2022 07:34 PM (PIlQh)

16 Nooding. It's in the style guide.

English do you read it motherfucker?

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 07:35 PM (6TxNR)

17 Rat taking a shower like a human is cute, but I would kill it anyway

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:35 PM (k8B25)

18 Ben Had got her Purple Martins!!!!!!


Yay, ace! You're the best!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 07:36 PM (ELuCO)

19 This year in Corsicana!

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 07:38 PM (6TxNR)

20 I accidentally hit the King Harv ad as I do once in awhile when the web page is jumping about. Anyway, King Harv is actually dead. Long live the King! He died a couple days ago. Click on the ad and read about it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 07:39 PM (3p4cr)

21 Rats need shot. Good thing I have Sam the Cat, he's a crack shot.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 15, 2022 07:40 PM (6hEd6)

22 Volcano eruption??

Shit. There go my Carbon Credits for the decade.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 07:40 PM (yikp0)

23 Neat stuff tonight

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:41 PM (k8B25)

24 A little bird told me there were going to be Purple Martins.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2022 07:42 PM (sn5EN)

25 Trump granted the special master his lawyer's recommended. The judge also halted the DoJ from any further review of the documents, denying their request to hold back about 10" documents saying it was "premature ".

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2022 07:43 PM (TbpGr)

26 I've been thinking of putting up a purple martin house at the new place. I need to check into their habitat needs.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 07:43 PM (LsEU/)

27 Some hideously ugly YouTube "celebrity" has named her just-ejected crotchfruit "Malibu Barbie".

Just think, if it weren't for Twitter, we'd all have missed out on super-important news like this.

I'm wondering who the father is. Definitely not her obviously-gay "husband", I'm betting.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 07:44 PM (bW8dp)

28 ace, Thank You. I was going to apologize for the hectoring about the Purple Martins.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 07:44 PM (t0J9g)

29 King Harv died? Geez, that's sad. He was like the King I never had.

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2022 07:45 PM (sn5EN)

30 ! He died a couple days ago.

Sarah?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 15, 2022 07:45 PM (7ldzJ)

31 I find that frequently used, "Hi! Hi! Good morning!" audio clip of that little kid oddly unnerving for some reason.

Regardless, thanks for the respite, Ace.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 15, 2022 07:46 PM (DTX3h)

32 they should make a movie with that gopher

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 07:46 PM (us2H3)

33 Tonypete, Make sure you get one of the houses that you can open the condo to check for snakes.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (t0J9g)

34 Is this really blank?

Posted by: Chris Friedrich at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (/+mVZ)

35 Meteorx are merely cover for the alien landings.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (Rbu5d)

36 Anyway, King Harv is actually dead.
Posted by: Beartooth

'Ees not dead! He's just resting.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (LsEU/)

37 *taps foot annoyingly *

Some day my Sasquatch Cafe will come true. Sigh

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (3p4cr)

38 I didn't think so :-(

Posted by: Chris Friedrich at September 15, 2022 07:47 PM (/+mVZ)

39 Good thing King Harv got the jab, it could've been worse.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (7ldzJ)

40 We thought Purple Martins would eat our mosquitoes. They will, but not like you'd think. There's plenty of other shit flying around they'll eat.

Mosquitoes are only about 10% or less of Purple Martin's diet and that might be significantly less depending on the environment.

They do make a dent, but not as big as you'd think.

Still...pretty cool birds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (BFigT)

41 Ace, i keep getting posts on IG for this all girl rock group from Mexico, The Warning, and they seem like they'd be up your alley, as they appear to just be trying to have fun playing rock, they can actually play their instruments, and the two that are over 18 are pretty hot.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (eh4B6)

42 20 I accidentally hit the King Harv ad as I do once in awhile when the web page is jumping about. Anyway, King Harv is actually dead. Long live the King! He died a couple days ago. Click on the ad and read about it.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 07:39 PM (3p4cr)

Apparently it is sometimes not so good to be the king.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (pgEvC)

43 Will do Ben Had.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (LsEU/)

44 I've been thinking of putting up a purple martin house at the new place. I need to check into their habitat needs.
Posted by: Tonypete

Beer

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 07:48 PM (T4tVD)

45 That is sad about King Harv

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:50 PM (k8B25)

46 Cats vocalize for humans. So what that cat is doing is repeating back to you how you sound to him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 07:51 PM (9qSw/)

47 Purple Martins!!!! Yay, Purple Martins!!!!!!

Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2022 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

48 @MeanwhileinCana
Why did the beaver cross the road in Canada? Because the guy with the hockey stick helped him get out of harm's way.

https://twitter.com/MeanwhileinCana/status/
1569117022105079808

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

49 The king is dead. Long live the King !

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

50 Stopped at Lowes 2 days ago, woman had a humongous dog with her, no idea what breed it was

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (k8B25)

51 blaster, can't wait to see you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (t0J9g)

52 It's been a bad day for the left. That alone makes it a good day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

53 46 Cats vocalize for humans. So what that cat is doing is repeating back to you how you sound to him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


So why does Lucy the Fink caterwaul at the neighbors' cats at 3am?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 07:54 PM (W2EWw)

54 King Harv, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 07:54 PM (Xrfse)

55 jeepers. That purple Martin video is a horror movie.

Did it kill that baby bird?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 07:55 PM (9qSw/)

56 Purple Martins are migratory. They /may/may not return to your prepared nest/house/condo/whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 07:55 PM (BFigT)

57 First Regal Cinemas.
Then HRH Elizabeth II.
Then King Harv.

Who's next?

Posted by: Royal PITA at September 15, 2022 07:55 PM (PIlQh)

58 King Charles wasn't taking any chances with King Harv being around?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 15, 2022 07:56 PM (xxG/v)

59 Haven't been into comic books in years, picked up the Alex Ross Fantastic Four Graphic Novel.

Alex Ross typically does realistic comic covers in the style of Norman Rockwell.

This time he ditched the paint and instead pen and inked it, it's in the style of Jack Kirby and it's glorious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2022 07:56 PM (up/3i)

60 I like videos where they introduce a puppy to big dogs, and the puppy is eager to make friends, and the big dogs are afraid of the puppy.

***

Those little buggers have razor sharp teeth!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 07:56 PM (p/nbH)

61 So why does Lucy the Fink caterwaul at the neighbors' cats at 3am?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 07:54 PM (W2EWw

Cause she's randy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM (9qSw/)

62 Aren't martins those nasty , vicious, predatory birds that attack nests and eggs of other birds ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

63
King Harv is actually dead. Long live the King! He died a couple days ago. Click on the ad and read about it.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 07:39 PM (3p4cr)

__________

Deathbombing QEII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM (1Nxff)

64 Will King Harv be laid to rest alongside Juan Valdez?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 07:59 PM (Xrfse)

65 Funny aimed at Mark Russell [comicbook writer]...

Christina Pushaw 🐊@ChristinaPushaw · 21h
Duly noted, sir. I hope you have a large mansion or else it might get a bit crowded.

https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/
1570233423435898884

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 07:59 PM (yikp0)

66 57 First Regal Cinemas.
Then HRH Elizabeth II.
Then King Harv.

Who's next?
Posted by: Royal PITA at September 15, 2022 07:55 PM (PIlQh)

Hopefully not Jerry Lawler.

Posted by: Bete at September 15, 2022 08:00 PM (Tlfom)

67 First the Queen. The King Harv. They come in threes, you know. Who will be next?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

68 Aren't martins those nasty , vicious, predatory birds that attack nests and eggs of other birds ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM

Are you thinking of penguins? If so, you can add smelly to the list of descriptors.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2022 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

69 Purple Martin video is very interesting

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 08:02 PM (k8B25)

70 Special guest Godzirra?

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at September 15, 2022 08:02 PM (UCZzR)

71 Cat is saying "Let me in! Me hungry!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 08:02 PM (jTmQV)

72 > Who will be next?

Don't look at me, white boy.

Posted by: Queen Latifah at September 15, 2022 08:02 PM (bW8dp)

73 So John Durham's grand jury has expired.

His investigation is kaput.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

74 There is a bird that takes over a nest and destroys eggs of other birds.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:05 PM (V13WU)

75 I think cuckoos and brown headed cowbirds lay eggs in other birds' nests. Purple martins definitely do not do that.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2022 08:05 PM (E3FAu)

76 I have nice fiber internet installed. I found the local grocery store. Me and the pets have had naps and it looks like I brought the rain with me.

You could do alot worse than Kansas.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2022 08:06 PM (+RlKe)

77 > There is a bird that takes over a nest and destroys eggs of other birds.

Yeah, the cuckoo.

That's where we get the term "cuck".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 08:06 PM (bW8dp)

78 Notsothoreau

Glad you arrived safely !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 08:07 PM (T4tVD)

79 His investigation is kaput.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 08:05 PM (9qSw/)

Alex - what is things we've known for two years for $500.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 08:08 PM (6TxNR)

80 I know about the cuckoos. This one is different. Common in the Midlle-west. Starlings ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)

81 Pfft the guy in the playful puppy vid is a dork. Why didn't he take advantage of the opportunity to interact with a beautiful animal what a Goofus

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at September 15, 2022 08:08 PM (UCZzR)

82 Aren't martins those nasty , vicious, predatory birds that attack nests and eggs of other birds ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)

House sparrows are not nice. Constant battle with them and bluebird houses

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 15, 2022 08:09 PM (/6GbT)

83
I like videos where they introduce a puppy to big dogs, and the puppy is eager to make friends, and the big dogs are afraid of the puppy. Happens every time.

___________

Not afraid, just checking the pup out. That head-down, front-legs-spread posture is an invitation to play.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:09 PM (1Nxff)

84 Yes, starlings will do that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2022 08:10 PM (+RlKe)

85 Goodnight horde

Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 08:10 PM (k8B25)

86 First Regal Cinemas.
Then HRH Elizabeth II.
Then King Harv.

Who's next?


==


Royal Caribbean ?

Crown Royal??

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

87 The most amazing thing to me is that I have a mail carrier that walks to houses on foot to deliver mail. I've had the kind that drive by and deliver to a box on the road.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (+RlKe)

88 Stopped at Lowes 2 days ago, woman had a humongous dog with her, no idea what breed it was
Posted by: Skip at September 15, 2022 07:53 PM (k8B25)

Woah. Hockey mask and black leather straps and studded wristlets and everything?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (xhaym)

89 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (T4tVD)

90
Royal Caribbean ?

Crown Royal??
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

__________

Dairy Queen?
Burger King?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (1Nxff)

91 I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

(flying around Christmas time is insane)
*i.e. not snowy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (p/nbH)

92 Tucker is all of us tonight. On 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

93 Hadrian,
Is that giant dog a Tibetan mastiff?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (E3FAu)

94 King Harv died? Geez, that's sad. He was like the King I never had.
Posted by: fd

That doesn't speak well for his coffee.

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

95 @73

>>So John Durham's grand jury has expired. His investigation is kaput.

Good, that grifting d*ckbag hasn't advanced the Couspiracy past Jan 20th 2017.

At the rate he was going, the heat death of the universe would have occurred and he would still be chicken f**king the origins of The Steele Dossier.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2022 08:13 PM (up/3i)

96 Sitting under the oak tree with a glass of scotch at the end of the day and watching the Martins is as peaceful as you could wish for.

They don't come in the barn and shit all over everything t like the swallows.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 08:13 PM (t0J9g)

97 Princess Cruises ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

98 I don't think it's a Tibetan mastiff. I had a friend that raised them. But maybe this one is just fluffier. They are big dogs

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2022 08:14 PM (+RlKe)

99 90 Dairy Queen?
Burger King?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (1Nxff)

King of Cartoons?
King of Pain?
King Queen?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (DTX3h)

100 TUCKER: let's name the new Martha's Vineyard township Mandela.

🔥😂🔥🤣🔥

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

101 Purple Martins, and other nesting swallows are not typically overly aggressive. They're communal. The "martin" houses that you might have seen... largish looking "bird condos" with round holes all over the place are typical in the Midwest.

The birds do eat a lot of bugs. Some that are annoying to people, but most are just opportunity eats. They migrate, depending on where you are they might come to your town from as far away as South America. To eat your bugs.

They typically dive bomb me on my tractor when I'm mowing grass in the late spring/early summer. Literally. They've pulled the Boonie off my head going after bugs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (BFigT)

102 "Aren't martins those nasty , vicious, predatory birds that attack nests and eggs of other birds ?
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU) "

I think you're thinking of cowbirds.

Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (gLRfa)

103
Is that giant dog a Tibetan mastiff?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (E3FAu)

_________

If it is, it's a big 'un. Standard height is 26 inches for a male, so it's a big boy or a small guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (1Nxff)

104 So why does Lucy the Fink caterwaul at the neighbors' cats at 3am?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 07:54 PM (W2EWw)

My two toms will make these lonely yowls at times. I think they are looking for each other, or are lonely. Just they look at me with the most "What!?" look when I go find them.
My poor toothless calico will make similar noises at three in the morning when she wants to get on the bed for a short spell of togetherness and to go out.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

105 *i.e. not snowy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (p/nbH)

The Free State of Florida is drivable. Some place near Jacksonville First Coast. I'm going to recommend St Augustine

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (6TxNR)

106 Ben Had did you get the package I sent?

Posted by: fd at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (sn5EN)

107 The funniest Kamala meme you'll see this year: https://tinyurl.com/8rhzbwbf

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (zm+d5)

108 They are freaking out about 50 people.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

109 My cat just stares at me with disdain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 08:17 PM (9qSw/)

110 Wait! Martha's Vineyard has a housing crisis? What does that look like? Not enough mansions for everybody that wants one?

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2022 08:17 PM (PTDkx)

111 I think you're thinking of cowbirds.
Posted by: Tuna at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (gLRfa)

I think it is starlings.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

112 They don't come in the barn and shit all over everything t like the swallows.
Posted by: Ben Had

They gotta unload for the trip to Capistrano.....

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 08:18 PM (T4tVD)

113 My phone hates the hell out of me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

114 My cat just stares at me with disdain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 08:17 PM (9qSw/)


Stare back at it.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

115 "They gotta unload for the trip to Capistrano....."

So, unladen is the answer.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (v4L7Y)

116 Thought squirrels were cute until they decided to live in my house.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (f2WH8)

117 @108

>>They are freaking out about 50 people.

Yes because they are inbred patrician racist hypocrites and c**ts who should continue to have their stupid f**king faces rubbed into ooey gooey Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (up/3i)

118 fd. I did. Got to town to the mail today and I am getting ready to open now. Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (t0J9g)

119 The Free State of Florida is drivable. Some place near Jacksonville First Coast. I'm going to recommend St Augustine
Posted by: blaster

Uh, closer than Florida
I don't want to encourage hubby's Florida retirement dreams lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (p/nbH)

120 Tweet from Michael Malice


Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
3h
Reminder that people should only be sent across state lines to terminate their pregnancies, not to have fancy neighbors and housing from welcoming communities

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)

121 Tucker is absolutely on fire. Thomas Paine level.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (LNzIa)

122 113 My phone hates the hell out of me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

Better than having all that hell stuck in you though.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (6TxNR)

123 Sitting under the oak tree with a glass of scotch at the end of the day and watching the Martins is as peaceful as you could wish for.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 08:13 PM

And now you have established a Purple Martin community here at the AoSHQ, a community that will only grow larger and more vibrant over time.

Not to mention adding another tool in Ace's Café toolbox, something he can search for to include when needed or desired.

In Welsh, that's known as an ennill-ennill.

We're all proud of you, Ben Had, for leading this effort!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

124 hey, did we talk about this?

A federal grand jury subpoenaed records of any "payments or gifts" that Charles McGonigal, the FBI's former head of counterintelligence in New York, received from foreign governments. McGonigal was involved in the investigation into the Trump campaign's contacts with Russia during the 2016 election.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1570530815859097601

Posted by: Gnats local 628 at September 15, 2022 08:20 PM (Ynyl9)

125 Enough about birds....

So... where's Bammie and his foul mouthed butt fucker pretend wife? Don't they have a pad nearby?

Send a couple dozen busses there.

Every fucking day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 08:21 PM (BFigT)

126
They are freaking out about 50 people.
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

__________

The only Hispanics they know are Grievance Studies graduates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:21 PM (1Nxff)

127 91 I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

(flying around Christmas time is insane)
*i.e. not snowy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (p/nbH)

The Omni Homestead Resort in Hot Springs, Va. It is gorgeous at Christmas time, pretty good food, and the have manufactured snow on the mountains nearby for snowboarding and snow tubing. Plus they have a nice spa.

Or Colonial Williamsburg, which is also lovely.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2022 08:22 PM (JrN/x)

128 Obviously the pit bull was never taught to kill. Gopher would be history otherwise.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 08:22 PM (w2Z7l)

129 I decided to murder Gaia tonight by grilling lamb chops on my Weber rather than using my Cuisinart gas grill.

The chops, bathed in zatar seasoning, olive oil, and garlic, were amazing.

I'm celebrating the left getting it GOOD AND HARD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

130
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (ENBF0)

131 Ah, Tokyo. The only city I was ever in where I was happy to get lost and sleep in a park. I think alcohol was involved but who knows.

That Turbo Turtle is living a Turtle's Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (R/m4+)

132
I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

__________

Biltmore Mansion is lovely at Christmas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (1Nxff)

133 The only Hispanics they know are Grievance Studies graduates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:21 PM (1Nxff)

And Hilaria Baldwin.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 08:24 PM (yHsuS)

134 Enough about birds....

So... where's Bammie and his foul mouthed butt fucker pretend wife? Don't they have a pad nearby?

Send a couple dozen busses there.

Every fucking day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 08:21 PM (BFigT)


They're probably at their Hawaii digs. Don't want Big Mike to get bored staying in one mansion for too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

135 I'm celebrating the left getting it GOOD AND HARD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

————-

Been out of pocket today. What happened to the left?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)

136 Thought squirrels were cute until they decided to live in my house.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 08:19 PM (f2WH

Or they rape your cherry trees.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 08:25 PM (yHsuS)

137 These Martha's Vineyard denizens remind us of Versailles residents , circa 1789, do they not ?

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

138 I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

__________

Biltmore Mansion is lovely at Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:23 PM (1Nxff)

But you're in woke Asheville. Mike Hammer knows. And according to Tucker last night, crime under their lib female mayor is off the charts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

139 so now the DOJ wiil just box up all the Trump stuff and let someone else go thru it

and not make any copies or remove stuff they want

why do we continue to believe this shit

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)

140 On Tucker tonite ' "Venezuela's Vineyard". Hilarious!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 08:29 PM (r46W7)

141 The Sierra Nevada brewery in Asheville was nice. Pretty good food.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 08:31 PM (Oa1Nr)

142 Big Mike is an ugly person , inside and out

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 08:32 PM (us2H3)

143 I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

(flying around Christmas time is insane)
*i.e. not snowy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (p/nbH)

South of the Border, naturally!

Posted by: Pedro Says at September 15, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

144 When you give a turtle a ghetto cruiser, don't be surprised when he gets territorial and aggressive.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 08:34 PM (w2Z7l)

145 I heard they closed Pedro's. That just a damn shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 08:34 PM (Oa1Nr)

146 141 The Sierra Nevada brewery in Asheville was nice. Pretty good food.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 08:31 PM (Oa1Nr)

well, I guess if Arizona can have a Biltmore

Ashville can have a Sierra Nevada

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 08:34 PM (us2H3)

147 Biltmore Mansion is lovely at Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I have heard that. *puts on list*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:35 PM (p/nbH)

148 141 The Sierra Nevada brewery in Asheville was nice. Pretty good food.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Their original brewery in Chico has a great taproom. They pay Chico State Ag Dept to manage a cattle herd they feed with spent grains from the brewing process.

Happy cows.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 08:35 PM (U2p+3)

149 Duncanthrax, a suggestion around here only comes to fruition with a lot of help and Thank you to all the Purple Martin supporters.

Sympathies for the female Cardinal my kitty chose to catch last night.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 08:35 PM (t0J9g)

150 In honor of our new guests and in the name of socialism, I am declaring Friday, September 16th, as Martha's Vineyard's Cinco De Mayo Day with free tequila, burritos, tacos and pinatas. Viva Mexico! Viva Santa Ana! Viva Chihuahuas!

Please welcome our guests into your homes and enjoy our new found fellowship with those fleeing oppression.

Posted by: Louis Winthorpe III, GOPe Cuck and Mayor Pro Tem at September 15, 2022 08:36 PM (R/m4+)

151 But you're in woke Asheville. Mike Hammer knows. And according to Tucker last night, crime under their lib female mayor is off the charts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's the stuff I don't know - which cities are woke, which are normal.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:37 PM (p/nbH)

152 Sad to hear about King Harv. Guy was practically a regular.

Posted by: CppThis at September 15, 2022 08:38 PM (UewuT)

153 100 TUCKER: let's name the new Martha's Vineyard township Mandela.

🔥😂🔥🤣🔥

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)


His staff found several old clips of Barack and Michelle talking about how we should always welcome immigrants, and how terrible it is when whites flee if minorities are uppity enough to move into white neighborhoods. In a sane and rational world, those clips completely demolish all the Leftist accusations of racism and cruelty about the transport of illegals to Blue enclaves.

Delightful! If Republican candidates can't find a way to interpose clips of Groot and the DC with the Obama clips, to expose and skewer Dem hypocrisy, they are idiots and losers.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 08:38 PM (AMIL/)

154 Donde esta el lobstah?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2022 08:39 PM (u73oe)

155 You never sausage a place. SotB is open, amigos, with rooms and campsites available. Book now!

Posted by: Pedro Says at September 15, 2022 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

156 The Omni Homestead Resort in Hot Springs, Va. It is gorgeous at Christmas time, pretty good food, and the have manufactured snow on the mountains nearby for snowboarding and snow tubing. Plus they have a nice spa.

Or Colonial Williamsburg, which is also lovely.
Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2022 08:22 PM (JrN/x)

*scribbles in list*
Thanks Moki!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:40 PM (p/nbH)

157 Sad to hear about King Harv. Guy was practically a regular.
Posted by: CppThis at September 15, 2022 08:38 PM (UewuT)

I liked him better than Sonobi

Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 08:40 PM (xhaym)

158 I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?
Posted by: vmom

South of the Border, naturally!
Posted by: Pedro Says

Go a little farther south to the new Buc-ee's in Florence. Clean bathrooms ftw.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 08:40 PM (LsEU/)

159 "Sad to hear about King Harv. Guy was practically a regular."

What happened to King Harv?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (1DgE4)

160 That's the stuff I don't know - which cities are woke, which are normal.

*

Asheville is woke as F*CK. You can go right now and think it's 2020 and we're in the height of COVID with no one knowing what is happening or what to expect.

"Keep Asheville Weird" bumperstickers have been a thing for a long, long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (XQRb/)

161 You're always a weiner at Pedro's!

Posted by: Pedro Says at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (4I/2K)

162 It's not actually that hard to expose the hypocrisy and fail of the American aristocracy, it just takes some leadership that's not beholden to them.

Posted by: CppThis at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (UewuT)

163 Kindltot, I put some links up at the Quick Hits thread.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (f2WH8)

164 What happened to King Harv?
Posted by: Somewhere South

Singing in the Choir Eternal.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 08:42 PM (LsEU/)

165 (Keep yelling, kids! They'll stop!)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:43 PM (XQRb/)

166 So why does Lucy the Fink caterwaul at the neighbors' cats at 3am?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 07:54 PM (W2EWw)

My two toms will make these lonely yowls at times. I think they are looking for each other, or are lonely. Just they look at me with the most "What!?" look when I go find them.
My poor toothless calico will make similar noises at three in the morning when she wants to get on the bed for a short spell of togetherness and to go out.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 15, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

The noise that cat was making is close, but not exactly "Calling" behavior that cats, especially elderly ones, do when they are unsure or lonely. I've had success of just calling back calmly and the cat can come and find you with that audio cue.

It sound more like the start of a yowling match between two cats that don't get along and might fight. You get a lot of the deeper threatening noises, then if one doesn't run off it gets higher pitched and louder. If they actually fight it often takes just seconds to make the fur fly.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 08:44 PM (eoQWY)

167 Harv will be missed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 08:44 PM (Oa1Nr)

168 Blenheim Ginger Ale is made right here on the grounds of SotB, America's favorite roadside stop!

Posted by: Pedro Says at September 15, 2022 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

169 The zoo and gardens in Columbia, SC have a pretty great Christmas light display. They have snow making machines that will randomly start snowing as you walk around and everything. It's a lot of fun.

Maybe don't make that your only destination, but plan a trip so that you could stop in while you're in the area. It's right off the interstate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:45 PM (XQRb/)

170 Tell the illegals you are going to send them to the Hampton Inn, then drop them in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 15, 2022 08:47 PM (Wrs74)

171
Maybe don't make that your only destination, but plan a trip so that you could stop in while you're in the area. It's right off the interstate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Thanks! What is Columbia SC like?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 08:47 PM (p/nbH)

172 Callaway Resort in Georgia is a great place to see lights, too (I think I'm remembering the name right).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:47 PM (XQRb/)

173 Yep, Callaway Resort and Gardens:

"Consistently named one of the best holiday light displays in the country, Callaway Resort & Gardens’ Fantasy in Lights is a welcoming family-friendly attraction that is the perfect excuse to get out of town for an evening"

https://tinyurl.com/2lzlgo46

(I didn't realize it was recognized nationally, but I'm not surprised)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:48 PM (XQRb/)

174 Moron Robbie +1,000 on the humor scale.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 15, 2022 08:50 PM (t0J9g)

175 Thanks! What is Columbia SC like?

*

It's a big city - the capital of SC - but if you've spent time in PA you'll probably think it's cozy like a small town. I think the population is only 100K or so. Pay attention to your surroundings same as any city, but I've never been uncomfortable when we've visited (mainly for the zoo).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:51 PM (XQRb/)

176 You'd think limousine liberals would embrace the opportunity to live their creed.
"What? You want to put those filthy brown people in my neighborhood?"
"I have to see them and their disgusting, snotty children in the grocery store?"
"Those maggots are going to school with Muffy and Skip?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 08:52 PM (U2p+3)

177 SiL is from Columbia, SC. She liked it there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 08:53 PM (Oa1Nr)

178 "In honor of our new guests and in the name of socialism, I am declaring Friday, September 16th, as Martha's Vineyard's Cinco De Mayo Day with free tequila, burritos, tacos and pinatas. Viva Mexico! Viva Santa Ana! Viva Chihuahuas! "


Dr.Jill should be there to welcome the newcomers in their native language. And AOC to explain they are now latinx's. They will soon self-deport.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2022 08:54 PM (PTDkx)

179 mmmmmm, I smell melting Velveeta with la Costena green salsa (made by authentic Mexicans), store brand red salsa, tomatoes, onions, extra jalapenos and a pinch of garlic salt.
)_bbl

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 15, 2022 08:54 PM (f2WH8)

180 176 You'd think limousine liberals would embrace the opportunity to live their creed.
"What? You want to put those filthy brown people in my neighborhood?"
"I have to see them and their disgusting, snotty children in the grocery store?"
"Those maggots are going to school with Muffy and Skip?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 08:52 PM (U2p+3)

this is one of the key's to an Alinsky style campaign.

"Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules". It's a beautiful thing to see it in action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 08:55 PM (r46W7)

181 My cat has a favorite perch next to my desk, and will wake up "lonely" if I go to bed while she sleeps. I make a high whistle if I hear her.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 08:57 PM (ybIRR)

182 I one was to want a... errr, "heady" experience with nice surroundings and good weed... say, in Colorado, where would that be?

I ask because that sort of "trip" should be on the AAA bookings. They'd make a mint.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 08:58 PM (BFigT)

183 Moron Robbie +1,000 on the humor scale.
*
This:
South of the Border, naturally!
Posted by: Pedro Says

Is a real thing, and should be on a list to stop and see at least once. It's fascinating. There are probably 150-200 miles of interstate with billboards before you get to the NC/SC border where South of the Border is, and there are all these wacky billboards encouraging you to visit what is essentially a worn out gift shop. That's what the jokes above are all about

Everybody's a weiner at Pedros / you never sausage a place!
https://tinyurl.com/2pbdk83u

It's a great place, though, and everyone should stop if they pass by.
https://tinyurl.com/2pbnb6q8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (XQRb/)

184 A couple threads ago Ace was lamenting our new tech pollution when trying to find something in the internet.

https://en.coronasmitte.dk/general-information/vaccination

FYI, if you want to find out what the Scandis are doing go straight to the source. Conveniently most official agency webpages are not just posted in Swedisk or Danish, etc, but posted in English for the benefit of immigrants, which you know if you watch a few episodes Wallander all speak English ( that's a Wallander joke, but seriously, English is the most common second language of immigrants)

Posted by: Sarahw at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (g1vnC)

185 Evening.

Man, what a shitty day.

If I posted the address of the truck stop I'm at along with my truck number would some crazy internet do me the kind favor of showing up and murdering me? Like maybe Cloggenstein?

Fuuuuuck this shit.

Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (kxjwr)

186 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.

A proper moment of stunned silence would be appropriate at this time. A cheer of "Strength through diversity", except on Martha's Vineyard and that goes triple anywhere near the Big O's and the Mooche's hallowed home, is also encouraged.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (/qNGG)

187 Evening.

Man, what a shitty day.

If I posted the address of the truck stop I'm at along with my truck number would some crazy internet asshole do me the kind favor of showing up and murdering me? Like maybe Cloggenstein?

Fuuuuuck this shit.

Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2022 09:00 PM (eMZxl)

188 Whoops! Double post.

Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2022 09:00 PM (eMZxl)

189 King Harv?
Royal Caribbean ?
Crown Royal??
Dairy Queen?
Burger King?
King of Cartoons?
King of Pain?
King Queen?

*********

There can only be one!

Posted by: King Charles, summoning his inner-MacLeod while swinging his kitana at September 15, 2022 09:01 PM (xxG/v)

190 48 @MeanwhileinCana
Why did the beaver cross the road in Canada? Because the guy with the hockey stick helped him get out of harm's way.

https://twitter.com/MeanwhileinCana/status/
1569117022105079808
----
Michael Mann is that you?

Posted by: Ciampino thinks there shouldbe a subpena out for the hockey stick at September 15, 2022 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

191 Robert,
If you were within a hundred miles of Seattle, I'd get in my car right now and drive to you and take you to dinner.

Cheers, mate!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (U2p+3)

192 >>I need suggestions. What's nice place south* of PA for a week during Christmas that's not too far to drive to?

Greenville, SC.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

193 185 Evening.

Man, what a shitty day.

If I posted the address of the truck stop I'm at along with my truck number would some crazy internet do me the kind favor of showing up and murdering me? Like maybe Cloggenstein?

Fuuuuuck this shit.
Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (kxjwr)

You just need a lot lizard with no Adam's apple.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (Oa1Nr)

194 181 My cat has a favorite perch next to my desk, and will wake up "lonely" if I go to bed while she sleeps. I make a high whistle if I hear her.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 08:57 PM (ybIRR


My cat does this. He just hollers if he can't find me. All I have to do is call him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (9qSw/)

195 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.

Excellent. I'm glad to hear it and will redouble my efforts to not watch it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 09:05 PM (ayzS/)

196 King Harv sleeps with the lobstahs off of Martha’s Vineyard.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 15, 2022 09:05 PM (u73oe)

197 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.
Posted by: Lost In Space

I doubt it.

A zero is binary.

Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2022 09:07 PM (P1f+c)

198 You just need a lot lizard with no Adam's apple.

Do they still make those?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 09:07 PM (Bd6X8)

199 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.

Excellent. I'm glad to hear it and will redouble my efforts to not watch it.
Posted by: Archimedes

That was sort of my take. I haven't watched SNL since Jane was an ignorant slut.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 09:08 PM (/qNGG)

200 195 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.

Excellent. I'm glad to hear it and will redouble my efforts to not watch it.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 09:05 PM (ayzS/

I haven't seen an episode since Mike Myers was on SSL.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (9qSw/)

201 and there are all these wacky billboards encouraging you to visit what is essentially a worn out gift shop.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

So Wall Drug isn't the only Wall Drug?

South Dakota hardest hit.

Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (P1f+c)

202 Breaking News: 'Saturday Night Live' announces its first nonbinary cast member.
Posted by: Lost In Space

I doubt it.

A zero is binary.
Posted by: mikeski


Well, she looks exactly like Rosie O'Donnell in her prime.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (/qNGG)

203 >>> It's cuter than it sounds.

Washing vermin is like polishing a turd.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (vlXMQ)

204 My cat does this. He just hollers if he can't find me. All I have to do is call him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (9qSw/)

Our little kitteh (17) has feline dementia, and will yowl when she's confused and wondering where we are. I do the click-click noise with my tongue, and she'll come over and see that we still exist. Have to take her to her food dish sometimes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (x8Wzq)

205 Robert, saying a prayer to your guardian angel right now.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 09:11 PM (p/nbH)

206 Dairy Queen?
Burger King?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (1Nxff)
King of Cartoons?
King of Pain?
King Queen?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

King Crimson
King Nothing

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 09:11 PM (wPKs9)

207

Later, the kind Asian couple fed that adorable dog, played with him in his glove, won his trust, adopted took him home and ate him...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (7DYli)

208
Our little kitteh (17) has feline dementia, and will yowl when she's confused and wondering where we are. I do the click-click noise with my tongue, and she'll come over and see that we still exist. Have to take her to her food dish sometimes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:09 PM (x8Wzq


Aww. Poor girl. Glad she has y'all to help her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (9qSw/)

209 Robert,

IfI were Queen of the Universe, I'd give you a ginourous raise. Anyone that can drive long distances and still function deserves it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (+RlKe)

210 Dairy Queen?
Burger King?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 08:12 PM (1Nxff)
King of Cartoons?
King of Pain?
King Queen?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

King Crimson
King Nothing
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 09:11 PM (wPKs9)

KING DIAMOND!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

211 Oh Pug,
What a sweet little fur friend. 17 years! That's lovely.

I hope to meet you and the Mrs in Corsicana. Please, be prepared for a hug. I can't help myself when I'm around morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (U2p+3)

212 Sad to hear about King Harv. Guy was practically a regular.
Posted by: CppThis

I liked him better than Sonobi
Posted by: Kindltot

Sciatica girl was a tough act to follow.

Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (P1f+c)

213 I hope to meet you and the Mrs in Corsicana. Please, be prepared for a hug. I can't help myself when I'm around morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (U2p+3)


How yooo doooin?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:13 PM (9qSw/)

214 King Crimson
King Nothing
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

KING DIAMOND!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon

When it comes to music, there's only one King.

And you shut up, Mister Ex-Jackson-Five.

Posted by: E. Presley at September 15, 2022 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

215 AlaBAMA!
Get thee to a MoMe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:14 PM (U2p+3)

216 Can I mention something politcal? I showed up at your township commitee meeting where there were four policeman present and everybody attending had to go through a metal detector (I think the Mayor considers people who don't share her leftist views a threat) Some other leftist woman said that she considers anyone who wears a MAGA hat a domestic terrorist. I got up to object. I said I have lived in the township since the 60's, except when I was in college or working someplace else, have gone to township committee meetings during various times over the years and we've never had that many police during meetings> I also said, and that I was a registered Democrat who voted for TRump and that I am offended by the idea that anyone supported MAGA was a domestic terrorist.

That is all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (vH/6k)

217 215 AlaBAMA!
Get thee to a MoMe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:14 PM (U2p+3

Move Texas closer to Tennessee!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (9qSw/)

218 Aww. Poor girl. Glad she has y'all to help her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (9qSw/)

Thanks. get this: we pamper her like crazy. She's such a sweetie. Loves lap time. Funny thing is, she is still otherwise in good health. She can still jump up on counters and tables. her appetite has declined some, but she still eats.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)

219

King harve was killed and eaten by rabid hyena yetis?

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (7DYli)

220 172 Callaway Resort in Georgia is a great place to see lights, too (I think I'm remembering the name right).

Posted by: Moron Robbie
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They also bottle Callaway Blue spring water there. Excellent spring water.

Posted by: whig at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (CXr4y)

221 Gref

NASA is having a bad month. Sad.


"If Republican candidates can't find a way to interpose clips of Groot and the DC with the Obama clips, to expose and skewer Dem hypocrisy, they are idiots and losers."

I will put a quarter of a dollar on the line. I say the Republican candidates of the GOPe persuasion are that stupid. MAGA - approved and endorsed Republican candidates uh ... maybe a tad better.
Posted by: Gref

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

222
That is all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (vH/6k)

Omg Fen that's awesome
How did they react?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (p/nbH)

223 Posted by: Robert at September 15, 2022 08:59 PM (kxjwr

I am not crazy (well, not most of the time anyway. ) and I don't want anyone to murder you. I am sorry you had a lousy day and hope tomorrow is better. I will pray that "rough places are made smooth."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:18 PM (vH/6k)

224 Can I mention something politcal?
(something political elided)
That is all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That Overton guy was on to something.

Posted by: mikeski at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (P1f+c)

225 this is one of the key's to an Alinsky style campaign.

"Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules". It's a beautiful thing to see it in action.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 08:55 PM (r46W7)
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Like most tools, "Rules for Radicals" cuts both ways...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (K5n5d)

226 Man, what a shitty day.

If I posted the address of the truck stop I'm at along with my truck number would some crazy internet do me the kind favor of showing up and murdering me? Like maybe Cloggenstein?

Fuuuuuck this shit.
Posted by: Robert

Lemme guess - some asshoe driver(s) blocked the fueling islands for 30-45 min after they were done fueling up whilst they went into the store and dicked around.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (LsEU/)

227 "If Republican candidates can't find a way to interpose clips of Groot and the DC with the Obama clips, to expose and skewer Dem hypocrisy, they are idiots and losers." Posted by: Gref

I will put a quarter of a dollar on the line. I say the Republican candidates of the GOPe persuasion are that stupid. MAGA - approved and endorsed Republican candidates uh ... maybe a tad better.

Clearer now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

228 you could clock Kevin Mc's fastball with a sundial

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (us2H3)

229 I will pray that "rough places are made smooth."

This sounds like a mean-spirited joke about Robert's taint.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (KFhLj)

230 Judge denies request for stay by DOJ in special master assignment - DOJ got's the sadz...

As someone said earlier - threatening the judge with going over her head to the 11th circuit guaranteed that she'd go tell them to go fuck themselves - and she did. Never tell a judge her ruling doesn't matter, because you're then gonna get it good and hard.

Posted by: Boswell at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (+Cgut)

231 218 Aww. Poor girl. Glad she has y'all to help her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (9qSw/)

Thanks. get this: we pamper her like crazy. She's such a sweetie. Loves lap time. Funny thing is, she is still otherwise in good health. She can still jump up on counters and tables. her appetite has declined some, but she still eats.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:16 PM (x8Wzq

That's good to hear. Mine is 15 and he's still doing well. Some high kidney numbers but I work to keep him on decent food. He's a spoilt ham.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:20 PM (9qSw/)

232 I go the Las Cruces HS Football games all the time and they are lovely things to watch. Recently one young man, Abraham Romero, collapsed on the field and has been in medically induced coma since then. His family is distraught as are his teammates. The hospital has been letting his teammates come and spend time with him. He has gone from stable to critical recently. A few good thoughts his way and his family would be a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyr3vc2

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 09:20 PM (/qNGG)

233 AlaBAMA!
Get thee to a MoMe!

Posted by: nurse ratched

Move Texas closer to Tennessee!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Sheeeeeeet. We drive through TN on our way to the TXMoMe.

Both ways! Uphill! In the snow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 09:20 PM (LsEU/)

234 I hope to meet you and the Mrs in Corsicana. Please, be prepared for a hug. I can't help myself when I'm around morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 09:12 PM (U2p+3)

We'll be there. Can't wait to meet you. And all the others. I've been to a couple of WDS's meetups in CO, and it's so amazingly fun. There's still good people out there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

235 Sheeeeeeet. We drive through TN on our way to the TXMoMe.

Both ways! Uphill! In the snow!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 09:20 PM (LsEU

You got a point. They are only one letter difference.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:22 PM (9qSw/)

236 Someone has made a website collection of quite a few of the South of the Border signs:

https://tinyurl.com/2nwafzcw

I like the one where everything is upside down and it says "Too much tequila!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:22 PM (XQRb/)

237 Robert

Sorry you are having a bad night. Did you check for an Adam's apple first?

Seriously, If you are near Manhattan, Kansas let me know. Tomorrow is another day, and that stop will be in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 15, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

238 >>As someone said earlier - threatening the judge with going over her head to the 11th circuit guaranteed that she'd go tell them to go fuck themselves - and she did. Never tell a judge her ruling doesn't matter, because you're then gonna get it good and hard.

I have a feeling they aren't going to be all that happy with Dearie as special master either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:24 PM (ZLI7S)

239 Good for you, Fen

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 09:24 PM (Oa1Nr)

240 I grew up in Columbia (a suburb actually) and I have a hard time thinking of it as a place to vacation.

Maybe the Outer Banks or one of the SC beaches that isn't Myrtle like Surfside. Or Hilton Head or Kiswah. All cheap in the winter.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 09:25 PM (6TxNR)

241 You could clock Kevin Mc's fastball with a sundial
Posted by: REDACTED

Shakespeare's spirt just smiled. And every sportswriter on the planet just stole that line.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 09:25 PM (/qNGG)

242 I have a feeling they aren't going to be all that happy with Dearie as special master either.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:24 PM (ZLI7S

From your mouth to God's ears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:25 PM (9qSw/)

243 My cat Hermione was extremely perplexed by the vocalizing cat.

And I found the bathing rat oddly amazing.

Robert - sorry for your shitty day. Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Iris at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (foa6+)

244 Man, Greenville, SC has exploded in the last 10 years. I hate driving through there now. I will still risk it for Strossners occasionally, though. My kids (and I) love their Purple People Eaters.

https://tinyurl.com/2fehy42p

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (XQRb/)

245

'rough places made smooth'

Fen, that's very comforting. I always appreciate you, but I think most of all when you bless us with a little quiet grace like this. Thank you.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (7DYli)

246 udge denies request for stay by DOJ in special master assignment - DOJ got's the sadz...

==


lol

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (V13WU)

247 How did they react?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (p/nbH)

Some of the committee made faces and I expect the woman who attended who said about Maga terrorists was apoplectic but my back was to her so I don't know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (vH/6k)

248 I grew up in Columbia (a suburb actually) and I have a hard time thinking of it as a place to vacation.

*

Not a vacation, but a visit to see the Christmas lights at the zoo on your way down to Jekyll Island or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:27 PM (XQRb/)

249 Nobody goes to Bucc-ee's no more-it's too crowded!

Posted by: Zombie Yogi at September 15, 2022 09:27 PM (PIlQh)

250 FenelonSpoke

Bravo. Courage and smarts (keeping the Dem registration of your youth).

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 15, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

251 Holy cow, I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.

The Okefenokee Swamp. If you haven't seen it and taken one of the boat tours, you really need to. It's an incredible thing to see and it's right on the Georgia-Florida line.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:28 PM (XQRb/)

252 >>From your mouth to God's ears.

You know what judges like even less than being threatened?

Being lied to.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:28 PM (ZLI7S)

253 Kiawah. DYAC

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 09:28 PM (6TxNR)

254 That is all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (vH/6k)

^^You go girl!!

Posted by: Iris at September 15, 2022 09:29 PM (foa6+)

255 They also bottle Callaway Blue spring water there. Excellent spring water.
Posted by: whig

*

Thanks whig. I don't think I've ever noticed it but will keep my eyes open now that I know the association.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:31 PM (XQRb/)

256 I also said, and that I was a registered Democrat who voted for TRump and that I am offended by the idea that anyone supported MAGA was a domestic terrorist.

That is all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (vH/6k)

You go Fen...you go!

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 15, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)

257 And people think Biden's calling every Republican a terrorist doesn't affect people.

The world is full of easily manipulated democrats who parrot whatever they are told.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:31 PM (9qSw/)

258 Nobody goes to Bucc-ee's no more-it's too crowded!
Posted by: Zombie Yogi at September 15, 2022 09:27 PM (PIlQh)

There is a Bucc-ees being built just south of where I live. I'll likely avoid it for a few months, until the new-ness subsides. CO folks are weird like that.

There is a place just east of Casper that's really nice. Sinclair, at the Hat Six Road interchange. Just look for the gay roughnecks bronze statue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 15, 2022 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

259 I am not familiar with Robert's taint. He needs to find someone who's younger and not married to examine his taint.

"Rough places made smooth" is from Luke 5:3 a reference to John The Baptist and also a reference back to Isaiah 40:4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:33 PM (vH/6k)

260 And people think Biden's calling every Republican a terrorist doesn't affect people.

*

I *just* learned that the Lightfoot "Groot" Chicago mayor told gay people to take up arms against normal people right before that cross-dresser shot up the July 4th parade.

Remember that? That thing that was immediately never reported on again?

The Chicago mayor told that person to do that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:33 PM (XQRb/)

261 Andrew Weissmann urged DOJ to accept Dearie.

And they did.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at September 15, 2022 09:34 PM (mZa5a)

262 Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 15, 2022 09:26 PM (7DYli

That's very kind of you to say. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:34 PM (vH/6k)

263 I have a feeling they aren't going to be all that happy with Dearie as special master either.
Posted by: JackStraw

That is my take on him from what I have been reading. Need to keep Bill Barr away from him. The quote I like from a Politico article is:

“There has been no actual suggestion by the Government of any identifiable emergency or imminent disclosure of classified information arising from Plaintiff’s allegedly unlawful retention of the seized property,” Cannon wrote. “Instead, and unfortunately, the unwarranted disclosures that float in the background have been leaks to the media after the underlying seizure.”

*Boom*

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 15, 2022 09:34 PM (/qNGG)

264 Not really related but sort of. One of my favorite quotes:

Take things always by their smooth handle.
- Jefferson

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:35 PM (XQRb/)

265 "Rough places made smooth" is from Luke 5:3 a reference to John The Baptist and also a reference back to Isaiah 40:4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:33 PM (vH/6k)

I understood that reference.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 09:35 PM (6TxNR)

266 When I opened the video of the nutrition there was a video below it. It was Roger Federer announcing his retirement from the tennis tour and thanking his wife, children, team and fans. It was a class act that left me in tears.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 09:35 PM (cTCuP)

267 194 181 My cat has a favorite perch next to my desk, and will wake up "lonely" if I go to bed while she sleeps. I make a high whistle if I hear her.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 08:57 PM (ybIRR


My cat does this. He just hollers if he can't find me. All I have to do is call him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:04 PM (9qSw/)

Ah, well trained Humans....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 15, 2022 09:36 PM (oHd/0)

268 Wherein, on this day, September Fifteenth, in the Year of Our Lord 2022, at one certain City Council Meeting, be it known, one and all.

Fenlon hath indeed, Spoke.

Let the records keep this day vaunted and celebrated, today and on every September Fifteenth, to time evermore.

So says King Harv, So Say Us All! Huzzah!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 15, 2022 09:36 PM (e6UQI)

269 There was a guy at the meeting who was very brave. He admitted being in DC on January 6th but left after Trump spoke. He goes to all the Twp. commitee meetings and the board of education meetings and annoys the leftists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:36 PM (vH/6k)

270 Nutria not nutrition, dammitl

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 09:37 PM (cTCuP)

271 AlaBAMA, you could hitch a ride from Weasel, or Berserker, or maybe Scuba_Dude.....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2022 09:37 PM (llON8)

272 >>Andrew Weissmann urged DOJ to accept Dearie.


Weissmann is a corrupt idiot. He was reversed at the SC 8 -0 over the Arthur Anderson disgrace.

The FBI lied to Dearie to get the FISA on Carter Page to spy on the Trump campaign. Do you think either Judge Cannon or more importantly Dearie have cause I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

273 osted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 09:35 PM (6TxNR)

I'm sure a number of people did. I just didn't want people to think I was being familiar with Robert's taint.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:38 PM (vH/6k)

274 That is all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:15 PM (vH/6k)

Omg Fen that's awesome
How did they react?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 09:17 PM (p/nbH)

Indeed. Rock on, Fen!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)

275 "Rough places made smooth" is from Luke 5:3 a reference to John The Baptist and also a reference back to Isaiah 40:4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:33 PM (vH/6k

Old doctor Luke. Probably my favorite of the gospels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:39 PM (9qSw/)

276 I'm sure a number of people did. I just didn't want people to think I was being familiar with Robert's taint.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

*Old fashioned tone arm on the turntable slides completely across the album sound*

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (LsEU/)

277 forgotten

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (ZLI7S)

278 I should ask this guy if he has a newsletter:

https://bit.ly/3xs9BGr

A small story about messing with the NH dem party.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (Bd6X8)

279 Like most tools, "Rules for Radicals" cuts both ways...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:19 PM (K5n5d)

They were written for insurgents to use against the Establishment. Now that the Left has taken over all of the institutions, THEY are the establishment. And We are now the radicals seeking to overthrow them.

It's a lot more fun to play this part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)

280 For the record I would like to taste the melons in the sidebar

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn)

281 Oh, yes all the forceful conservative guys at the meeting who spoke out more than I did for went out for a beer afterwards. I had a mixed drink. It's alright. I know them all from a conservative group we are in. They'd be like my brothers if I had any.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:42 PM (vH/6k)

282 I, too, wish to disavow any knowledge of said taint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 15, 2022 09:42 PM (9qSw/)

283
Reading any Insty comment thread on the Ukraine War is like wandering into a nut house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2022 09:43 PM (6o0Jw)

284 Nutria not nutrition, dammitl

Here's something that mentions nutrition.

*NSFW*

https://youtu.be/JMKdovsjjGs

*NSFW*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8)

285 Resolved: entirely too much discussion of Robert's taint.

All those in favor?
All those opposed?

The ayes have it. There shall be no more mentions of the taint that is Roberts.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (6TxNR)

286 King Harv died? Geez, that's sad. He was like the King I never had.
Posted by: fd at September 15, 2022 07:45 PM (sn5EN)

The Covid vaxx claims another victim. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (a2gRn)

287 Quoth Fen..."That is all."

And I suspect it was more than they bargained for.

Well done, FenelonSpoke,

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (cTCuP)

288 100 TUCKER: let's name the new Martha's Vineyard township Mandela.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
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Noreasto to go with Soweto: south west township (near Johannesburg)

Posted by: Ciampino thinks north east township is good name at September 15, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

289 those MV peeps will be shipped to Attleboro MA

and no one will cover it and no one will care

probably has already happened

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 09:45 PM (us2H3)

290 The FBI lied to Dearie to get the FISA on Carter Page to spy on the Trump campaign. Do you think either Judge Cannon or more importantly Dearie have cause I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

But... did Dearie take any action after being lied to? Did he sanction the FBI. Did he rescind the warrant?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 15, 2022 09:47 PM (oHd/0)

291 Robert, some brain from 2 honey dips are on me.

Posted by: Lot Lizard Pimp at September 15, 2022 09:48 PM (k0+bJ)

292 288 100 TUCKER: let's name the new Martha's Vineyard township Mandela.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
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Noreasto to go with Soweto: south west township (near Johannesburg)

Posted by: Ciampino thinks north east township is good name at September 15, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)
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Also there's a Guguleto near Cape Town so how about Cuckuleto as I'm sure there are many cucks in MV.

Posted by: Ciampino thinks Cuckuleto or north east township is good name at September 15, 2022 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

293 Posted by: Lot Lizard Pimp at September 15, 2022 09:48 PM (k0+bJ)

I always liked honey dip

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 09:49 PM (YglAn)

294 >>those MV peeps will be shipped to Attleboro MA

>>and no one will cover it and no one will care

>>probably has already happened

Maybe if this is a one off. But seeing the reaction of this really minor event while small towns like Eagle Pass are being overrun and Biden has shipped 70 plane loads of illegals to FL since he was installed leads me to believe there will be more. This is a winning strategy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

295 Have a great night, everyone. Yes, you too, Robert

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

296

AOP died today from having been never vaccinated.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Harry Crouch at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (KQMzI)

297 They were written for insurgents to use against the Establishment. Now that the Left has taken over all of the institutions, THEY are the establishment. And We are now the radicals seeking to overthrow them.

It's a lot more fun to play this part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)
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Sun Tzu is also another fun read in times like this. Seriously.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (K5n5d)

298 https://youtu.be/JMKdovsjjGs

*NSFW*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X

That's a hoot. Love it.

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (cTCuP)

299 You know liberals are going to monetize this transport of illegal immigrants by DeSantis. Liberals are going to allow immigrants to stay in their summer rental properties out of the goodness of their hearts.....and the new bill by local politicians to pay people peak summer rates for housing them. Or a Non-Profit will cover it, by getting tens of millions in government grants, which will then be laundered to the locals.

Rich liberals are going to start making $4,000 a week for letting a few immigrants stay in their houses during the months they normally make $0 of the property.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 15, 2022 09:53 PM (eh4B6)

300 280 For the record I would like to taste the melons in the sidebar

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn)
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Are these melons with nipples?

Posted by: Ciampino also likes melons at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

301 Thanks, all. Good night, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (vH/6k)

302 AOP died today from having been never vaccinated.
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The Army of the Potomac?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (9nXhD)

303 >>But... did Dearie take any action after being lied to? Did he sanction the FBI. Did he rescind the warrant?

When did the world learn that the Clinesmith lied on the warrant? The FISA warrant was already over by then and he's been off the court since 2019.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

304 Salty,
There is no excuse for the problems that scrubbed the two Artemis launch attempts two weeks ago. Those problems should have been discovered during qualification testing and corrected. It was pretty danged frustrating to be sitting waiting in Cape Canaveral hoping to see a launch and knowing from my past that when those problems occurred it was curtains for that day...and trying not to tell the regular peeps around me that they ought as well pack up and leave hours before the expected launch time.

Oh well. I'm not sure if I'll go back for the attempt on the 27th.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (AMIL/)

305 https://youtu.be/JMKdovsjjGs

*NSFW*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 15, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X
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LOL. My freshman year in college the Dead Milkmen came to do a concert. I was planning on going, but I was a sound tech at a different performance that night (school play).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (K5n5d)

306 It's a lot more fun to play this part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)
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Sun Tzu is also another fun read in times like this. Seriously.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (K5n5d)

You're right. It's all about getting inside your enemies head.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (r46W7)

307 I did it, didn't I? Okay. I give up. Clear the stairs to the barrel. Off I go.

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 09:56 PM (cTCuP)

308 Posted by: Ciampino also likes melons at September 15, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

I thought we called them seeds?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 15, 2022 09:56 PM (YglAn)

309 236 Someone has made a website collection of quite a few of the South of the Border signs:

https://tinyurl.com/2nwafzcw

I like the one where everything is upside down and it says "Too much tequila!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 09:22 PM (XQRb/)
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So it's similar to Walldrug, whose signs are on all the roads for a hundred miles of the place?

Posted by: Ciampino enjoyed a burger at Walldrug back in 1974 at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

310 AOP died today from having been never vaccinated.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Harry Crouch at September 15, 2022 09:51 PM (KQMzI)

Nope. Still alive and kicking. You are evidently unaware of the high incidence of fatal heart problems associated with the Coof vaxx.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 10:03 PM (a2gRn)

311 So it's similar to Walldrug, whose signs are on all the roads for a hundred miles of the place?
Posted by: Ciampino

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I suspect so, except I'd hope Walldrug isn't so sad and run down and trashy.

That's part of South of the Border's appeal, though, so it works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 10:05 PM (XQRb/)

312 Oh well. I'm not sure if I'll go back for the attempt on the 27th.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 09:55 PM (AMIL/)

Some engineers i talk to say that the problem WAS detected during testing but since different silos don't talk the people who performed the fueling and the people who set the engines didn't have the same info.

I understood it like this - they found they had to decrease fueling pressure so the engine wouldn't leak. The engine guys knew that but the fueling guys didn't. Or something like that.

Posted by: blaster at September 15, 2022 10:07 PM (6TxNR)

313 You are apparently unaware of the high incidents of fatal problems in those who have never received the vaccine. In fact I believe the fatality rate is 100%.

You have never received the vaccine. You will die. The correlation is inescapable...

Posted by: Harry Crouch at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (KQMzI)

314 I one was to want a... errr, "heady" experience with nice surroundings and good weed... say, in Colorado, where would that be?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 15, 2022 08:58 PM (BFigT)

Several years ago, must have been right after CO legalized pot, i was in the Springs for a unit reunion/anniversary. The desk clerk at the hotel reminded me that their non-smoking policy included both tobacco and marijuana.

When Alaska decriminalized small quantities, we received a reminder that Uncle owned us 24/7, whether we were on base or not. And I wasn't even in Alaska.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 15, 2022 10:22 PM (qyH+l)

315 I am probably the 98th person to say this, but I would watch that sitcom, too. I mean the squirrel is cute, but the guy…he is clearly single, look how he is living. Ugh, why is it all these years have gone by and now I am….29ish and alas, too old for him.

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