Dee Snider Wants You To Know You Can't Sing His Horrible Song Any More!

And you are...?

Dee Snider
@deesnider
ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

Here Dee Snider is demonstrating the Streisand Effect, which is where a "man" looks like an older, haggier version of Barbra Streisand.

Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker, nobody sings your gay songs anymore except you. You should probably stop downing your sad Boner Pills by the handful, they've got your blood pressure up in the 300 range.

Go fuck yourself in the heart with a knife, you sad never-was of a reject from a John Waters stress dream. Go do a couple knee push-ups, you sad spaghetti-armed dog of wallflower girl. You look like you're following an exercise plan called Body by Howard Stern.

Listen up, Yentl. You had a couple of novelty hits that charted primarily because your video director had a sense of humor. Your grade-school ditties are the Glam Metal Version of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer." Kip Winger laughs at you. Even this guy thinks you're mid. You're not man enough to do a sound check for Chip Znuff.

Sebastian Bach has chunks of guys like you in his stool. Probably literally, now that I think about it. You should probably both get tested because you both look medically suss. Eh, don't bother with the test, Babs, I already have the results: You have monkeypox, and that monkeypox has AIDS.

By the way, I was searching for the worst 80s metal bands because I was trying to find the name of that band that Beavis and Butthead made fun of. (I only found it by remembering the keyword "Wolverine" -- they make a joke about that in the video.)

In searching for the worst 80s metal bands, I came across this Village Voice list of the 10 Worst Metal Bands of the 80s.

Who's here?

8. Twisted Sister
Gimmicks like Dee Snider's can only hide how bad your music is for so long. At some point, people will notice, and your next stop is a fate worse than death: VH1.

You pathetic sell-out. You're like KISS but without the demand. Or the talent.

Now go back to comforting your dying friend in Beaches. What? You weren't in Beaches? I don't care, Prince of Tides, I don't follow your gay-ass career.

Now get your ass down to the Dorney Park Puppet Pavilion, and play with some *spirit* for a change. The Puppet Players are going on in forty minutes and they tell me they're tired of having to wake the crowd up after you put it to sleep.

Posted by: Ace at 03:11 PM

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1 Who?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 29, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

2 Admiral Snyder.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 "Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker"

Preach, Ace. Preach. Hilarious!

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 29, 2022 03:11 PM (klw0w)

4 He did not age well

Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2022 03:11 PM (bs+z0)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Omfg. This post is nsfw.

I'm snorting. And dammit, I have to pretend
To be somewhat professional.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (OtD4R)

7 Looks much older than 67.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (wvo9L)

8 Funnily I didn't even read the content before nooding about some tranny looking old guy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (b2nrj)

9 Didn't Dee testify before Congress on censorship? Odd, how they come to embrace it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 I'm not going to take it!

Posted by: 496 at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (VJsqe)

11 TS had 2 songs that were tolerable. Two.

For the rest, he can GFH.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Dee Smith was a cross-dresser?? I know he had weird clownish makeup but when was he ever dressed like a girl?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

13 Well, I wasn't singing it before.

Maybe I'll start now.

Because I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

14 At least he took the pledge pin off his uniform.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (4p7Em)

15 My God, it's full of... cruelty.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (IgOx/)

16 Dee Snider looks like a post-menopausal Iggy Popp.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (lf83v)

17 I thought that was a picture of Admiral Levine.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

18 Just gonna repost this:

NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl 8/26 - 8/30 1000 A 45 49 -4

That's Obama's approval rating from NBC in August of 2010, by the way.

But yeah, totally predictive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

19 The band in the Beavis and Butthead video is Grim Reaper and the singer just died last week.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

20 Here Dee Snider is demonstrating the Streisand Effect, which is where a "man" looks like an older, haggier version of Barbra Streisand.
++++
*snort*

Nice. Cruel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (WWh8n)

21 At first glance, I thought that image was supposed to be a new monkey rant candidate.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yHsuS)

22 Beaches. LMFAOROTF

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (IgOx/)

23 Eh, rockers are often ugly and weird looking.

I would very much appreciate never hearing "We're Not Gonna Take It" again, whatever the reason. It's a win for Dee, and a win for me.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (qpX6U)

24 He peaked arguing with Tipper Gore on Cspan

Posted by: brak at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (j5Tg0)

25 Dee Smith was a cross-dresser?? I know he had weird clownish makeup but when was he ever dressed like a girl?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

He didn't. He's full of shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (DRSnL)

26 What a boring twat this fellow is.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (rJ48h)

27 Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker, nobody sings your gay songs anymore except you. You should probably stop downing your sad Boner Pills by the handful, they've got your blood pressure up in the 300 range.

I'm in awe......

Posted by: T. S. Elliott at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Def Leopard should not be on that list.

GFY Twisted Non-binary Sister.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (haWye)

29 Noe go say that to Ted Nugent, Dee.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (TNyrE)

30 Now, not noe

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (TNyrE)

31 *snort*

Nice. Cruel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (WWh8n)
++++
I spoke too soon. The entire post is legend level cruelty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (WWh8n)

32 I thought that was a picture of Admiral Levine.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

Separated at birth perhaps?

Posted by: Count de Monet, No We're Not Gonna Take It at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (4I/2K)

33 Twisted Sister had one legit metal album, and then they transitioned to bubblegum "metal" with that shit song.

I don't know why we would want to play that anyway. It's an attack against "trite and jaded" rules of behavior. It's anti-traditionalist, not just a song of resistance.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:15 PM (krQz2)

34 Here Dee Snider is demonstrating the Streisand Effect, which is where a "man" looks like an older, haggier version of Barbra Streisand.

o so cruel!

and hilarious!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (w0NJk)

35 That being said, the song does have a cowbell in it.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (bNf8H)

36 You can't publish a song for general consumption and then limit who may or may not enjoy it.
All you can do is sue if they don't pay the rights for it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, back where I belong at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (jTmQV)

37 Well, I wasn't singing it before.

Maybe I'll start now.

Because I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (DRSnL)

38 Stay hungry, dumbass.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (zfAML)

39 @deesnider
ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!
++++
:: winces ::

Give us a call if you need to vent.

Posted by: Dixie Chicks at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n)

40 I am totally confused, yet aroused.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

41 Anyone who thinks the “MAGAt” insult is clever has twin siblings for parents.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (Z29Hm)

42 That list of 80s metal acts is largely crap. I don't mean 'they listed a bunch of crap" I mean their list is ridiculous. Anthrax? Def Leppard? WASP? These are some of the worst metal acts in the 80s???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

43 If Barbara Streisand and Bozo the Clown had a baby that grew up to become a meth addict who dumpster dove at the local 7-11, sang songs and soiled his pants while drinking a slurpee that was payment for a sexual act, and dyed his hair with something he stole from an old lady, that would be this, this pathetic never-was buffoon.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (S1S3K)

44 I was kind of jealous of the hair bands.

They were much better at maquillage than was I.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (dCxaZ)

45 >>>Kip Winger laughs at you.

Low blow, Ace.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (yHsuS)

46 Telling Anthrax not to rap is ignoring that they are the fathers of numetal.

That may be a better reason to put them up there.

Posted by: Oschisms at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (IQuyA)

47 Dee Smith was a cross-dresser?? I know he had weird clownish makeup but when was he ever dressed like a girl?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)
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He used to wear a dress on stage.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)

48 Why is there a Dr Levine picture up if it's Dee Snyder?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (k8B25)

49 I'll sing your song more. It is my song now.

-MAGA

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (Wrs74)

50 The 'man' who says we can't sing his song anymore is calling US fascist?

Posted by: 496 at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (VJsqe)

51 >>>Here Dee Snider is demonstrating the Streisand Effect, which is where a "man" looks like an older, haggier version of Barbra Streisand.

i had written this post saturday afternoon. then I was out on for a walk sunday night and I thought of this line, and rushed back to write it.

Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (B3oWe)

52 Do you really think that some Elvis Costello fan who writes for the Village Voice knows anything about metal?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (xPl2J)

53 Listen up, Yentl.

He was studying the Talmud at a Yeshiva?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (wvo9L)

54 Hey, I've been advocating for the We're Not Gonna Take It Party for years. It's a cleaner version of the Sick Of This S#!t Party, at least.

Posted by: pookysgirl grew up on heavy metal at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (XKZwp)

55 Maybe Dee can flounce off to the UK with Ozzy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (JwKr4)

56 There were some dudes in Twisted Sister that were uglier and more garish than Dee Synder.

Posted by: Count de Monet, No We're Not Gonna Take It at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

57 i had written this post saturday afternoon. then I was out on for a walk sunday night and I thought of this line, and rushed back to write it.
Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (B3oWe)
++++
Solid move. It's a great line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (WWh8n)

58 I met these douchebags when I worked at the Mad Hatter bar in the Hamptons one summer in the mid 70's. No one working there liked them but, they were a big draw at the time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (nSdVr)

59 What's the difference between Dee Snider and a pile of shit?

One is filthy, smells bad, and sucks, and no one would pay to see it. And the other is Dee Snider.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (IgOx/)

60 What's the "half-Jew" about? Who cares what his religion or ethnicity is?

This is the guy who -- almost alone among musicians -- in the 80s vehemently protested Tipper Gore's and her fellow travelers' attempts to censor rock music. He was against censorship then. I guess he's for it now?

I'm a big fan of heavy metal and while I wouldn't put Twisted Sister anywhere near the head of the pack, I actually think their music is underrated. Dee could sing. Their reputation was for wild and insane stage shows and visuals. Nobody took the music seriously, but it was good. Hate to say that, but . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

61 He used to wear a dress on stage.
Posted by: Axeman

It's been done.

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (LsEU/)

62 Dee Smith was a cross-dresser?? I know he had weird clownish makeup but when was he ever dressed like a girl?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

In his leisure time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

63 That Village Voice list is kinda full of shit though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (KFhLj)

64 Def Leppard was a great 80s band. They knew exactly what they wanted to do and accomplished it. They wanted to have fun and play rock. One of the top selling bands of the 80s because, whatever, it was fun.

Posted by: brak at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (j5Tg0)

65 "Go fuck yourself in the heart with a knife,"

I guffaw every time I see Ace write that. It's a wonderful phrase that hopefully I can use IRL some day soon.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (9ewTg)

66 t.ly/yCdD

Off-topic, but at the link here's a citizen exercising his rights with the ATF, reminding them they're murderers.

He handled them a lot better than I would have. If they don't have a warrant, they're trespassing.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (nZRvW)

67 Dee seems to forget it was the liberals who tried to destroy him and the music business, with members of his beloved Clinton administration leading ther charge.

Liberals are one of the greatest examples of Stockholm Syndrome, and should generally be locked up and studied.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (CNndT)

68 Is The Darkness better than Twisted Sister?
https://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (WWh8n)

69 I'd much rather play Nugent's Kiss My Ass at rallies anyway.

At least Ted's not a snowflake "elite".

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (krQz2)

70 By the way, what the hell kind of hairstyle is that- early American crypt keeper? Honestly, which mortician does his hair?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (S1S3K)

71 ace...so, so cruel.

"Sebastian Bach has chunks of guys like you in his stool.
Probably literally, now that I think about it. You should probably both get tested because you both look medically suss. Eh, don't bother with the test, Babs, I already have the results: You have monkeypox, and that monkeypox has AIDS.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (zYA/b)

72 After spouting off to Congress in the 80s, I'm sure Dee would immediately say yes to an invite to come to the Capitol from fellow AARP members Pelosi and Schumer and further twist (heh!) the screws on MAGA deplorables.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (TNyrE)

73 The douchebag comes from Massapequa -- home to other famous intellectuals like Alec Baldwin, Joey Buttafuocco and transgender legend Candy Darling.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)

74 Had to get up and close my office door. Laughing too loud.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (Qy7kP)

75 As a Jew I can totally understand how a POS like this only encourages antisemitism. There I said it.

Posted by: Zek at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (OzNIz)

76 I'm a big fan of heavy metal and while I wouldn't put Twisted Sister anywhere near the head of the pack, I actually think their music is underrated. Dee could sing. Their reputation was for wild and insane stage shows and visuals. Nobody took the music seriously, but it was good. Hate to say that, but . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM

Definitely not the leaders of the pack.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (4p7Em)

77 Dee Snider, toilet hobo store called and they are missing one of you

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Wb0K/)

78 Do you really think that some Elvis Costello fan who writes for the Village Voice knows anything about metal?

True. I mean he bashes Stryper pretty hard but they had some good songs (and a good live show). When Riki Rachtman does a list of worst 80s metal acts, I'll take it seriously.

But yeah. Twisted Sister belongs on any such list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

79 I had no idea of this person's existence. Seems to me I remember some music program being syndicated on one of my local radio stations, "House of Hair with Dee Snider," but I didn't know who that was and assumed it was a female radio personality.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (J2vNu)

80 Chips Znuff claimed many years ago on Howard Stern that he had sex with Madonna and peed inside of her. He was asked about it a few years ago in an interview and shut it down pretty quick, implying that he had been contacted by attorneys over the matter.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (xPl2J)

81 Who do I want on my side?
Mike Tyson or Dee Snyder. Hmmm. Who to choose?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Wrs74)

82 Dee Wallace >>>>>>>>>> Dee Snider

https://tinyurl.com/5t2mcjbf

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

83 "Go fuck yourself in the heart with a knife,"

I guffaw every time I see Ace write that. It's a wonderful phrase that hopefully I can use IRL some day soon.
___

I pray I never do.

Because if I'm using that phrase IRL, things are really, really bad.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (zYA/b)

84 *dons Night Ranger tee shirt*

*lights lighter*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (yHsuS)

85 Brita drinks Snyder for her workout and pees Twisted Sister!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (yikp0)

86 Winger may have sucked but Kip Winger was hot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DRSnL)

87 How about we sing The Who's "We're Not Gonna Take It?"

https://youtu.be/ZqmC1T9rukk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

88 Dee Snider should adopt the rank of "Admiral", since he sort of looks Levine-like. Old, ugly, trannies for the win!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Q44X2)

89 I nominate the song Uprising by Muse, which after I first heard thought should be the MAGA Anthem.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (MeXPd)

90 This is the guy who -- almost alone among musicians -- in the 80s vehemently protested Tipper Gore's and her fellow travelers' attempts to censor rock music. He was against censorship then. I guess he's for it now? ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It was either Ugly Kid Joe or Jackyl (I forget which) that painted up a stage in the form of a Tipper Sticker, packed it into a big rig trailer, then unpacked it and threw a free concert a giant Wal-Mart in, I think, Texas to protest Wal-Mart's decision to not carry anything with the Tipper Sticker.

I hope those guys didn't go all stupid libtard or, if they did, that I don't hear about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (WWh8n)

91 It was Tipper Gores that went after Dee.
She was also a (D)!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (BRHaw)

92 Had to get up and close my office door. Laughing too loud.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
___

My cats are looking at me like I'm nuts.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (zYA/b)

93 He used to wear a dress on stage.
Posted by: Axeman

It's been done.
Posted by: Eddie Izzard at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (LsEU/)

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Boy George at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (4I/2K)

94 He's a big envirofag too. The man that's used up more energy and created more carbon emissions than the state of Vermont drives a Tesla, so it's OK.

Forget the collection of horrible, inefficient Harley's he's got in his garage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

95 "WASP?"

I saw Wasp open for Kiss at the Metro Centre, sometime in the 80's or 90's. (That's not funny, because it's true.) So Simmons, or whoever was playing Simmons that night, shouts out "Do all you girls like to s*ck c*ck?!" All the tween girls in the audience went "YAAAAY!!" They were accompanied by their parents, so maybe all the little sluts got paddled later.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (qpX6U)

96 Chips Znuff claimed many years ago on Howard Stern that he had sex with Madonna and peed inside of her.

Is that even possible?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (yQpMk)

97 Who do I want on my side?
Mike Tyson or Dee Snyder. Hmmm. Who to choose?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Wrs74)
---
The only question is how to get Dee Snider on an airplane kicking the back of Mike Tyson's seat.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (krQz2)

98 Chips Znuff claimed many years ago on Howard Stern that he had sex with Madonna and peed inside of her. . . .
Posted by: Mark1971

Uh, exactly how does one accomplish that?

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (LsEU/)

99 Twisted Sister opened for the Truck and Tractor show at the San Francisco Cow Palace in '84.

Posted by: 13times at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (+bU7k)

100 The douchebag comes from Massapequa -- home to other famous intellectuals like Alec Baldwin, Joey Buttafuocco and transgender legend Candy Darling.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)
........

Must be some really shitty water in that town.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

101 I'm not sure the Voice gets what metal is. Lepard isn't metal and doesn't suck. And the forced Iron Maiden reference was a bit much. Poison was more glam than anything, and Sister was Dr Demento bait.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (AaLDK)

102 68 Is The Darkness better than Twisted Sister?
https://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (WWh8n)

Objectively, yes. It’s science.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Z29Hm)

103 By the way, Dee Snyder's quips have all the originality of a Jonah Goldberg article using the MacGuffin.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (S1S3K)

104 Dee was just trying to check as many anti maga boxes as he thought he could. You know because MAGa hates jews and trannies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Wrs74)

105 What's the "half-Jew" about? Who cares what his religion or ethnicity is?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

Interesting that he is accepting the same 'Jew is a race' ideology that got so many of them killed by the Nazis. If you believe in that religion, aren't you just Jewish?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

106 Do you really think that some Elvis Costello fan who writes for the Village Voice knows anything about metal?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:17 PM (xPl2J)

VDH nods approvingly.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (yHsuS)

107 Grim Reaper "See You in Hell" was a good one beavis and butthead made fun of.

Posted by: Receptaculum Ignis at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (g4em/)

108 Bitch, please.
Posted by: Boy George at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (4I/2K)

Did BG even wear a dress? It always looked a bedsheet to me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

109 Like pro wrestling, Twisted Sister caters to the same niche group: 10 year old boys. I know I liked both when I was 10. Then I got pubic hair.

Posted by: OverbitesAreFunny at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (HEQed)

110 >>The douchebag comes from Massapequa

Says it all really.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (nSdVr)

111 I liked Night Ranger a lot, they were better than people give themc redit for now.

Winger may have sucked but Kip Winger was hot.

This explains how bands like Bananarama had a career, from a guy's perspective. OK the songs are meh but look at the girls!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)

112 Okay that's it.
We're pulling Alan Jackson and George Strait.

Posted by: Zek at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (OzNIz)

113 72 After spouting off to Congress in the 80s, I'm sure Dee would immediately say yes to an invite to come to the Capitol from fellow AARP members Pelosi and Schumer and further twist (heh!) the screws on MAGA deplorables.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (TNyrE)

It's a shame that out of the artists who fought back during that time, Frank Zappa and John Denver are dead while Dee Snider lives.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

114 Dee Snyder has become the guy his song was rebelling against.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (OUMaO)

115 I don't get why VDH said ace is cruel.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (6TxNR)

116 105 What's the "half-Jew" about? Who cares what his religion or ethnicity is?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

Interesting that he is accepting the same 'Jew is a race' ideology that got so many of them killed by the Nazis. If you believe in that religion, aren't you just Jewish?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

=========

Meh. He thinks Republicans are Nazis. So, the fact that he is of Jewish heritage is supposed to upset us.

Because all he knows of conservatives is hyperbolic stereotype.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

117 I was kind of jealous of the hair bands.

They were much better at maquillage than was I.
Posted by: kallisto

Their eyeliner skill was like magic to me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (Wy1BU)

118 You can't publish a song for general consumption and then limit who may or may not enjoy it.
All you can do is sue if they don't pay the rights for it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, back where I belong at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (jTmQV)

Yup.

Posted by: pookysgirl grew up on heavy metal at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (XKZwp)

119 He looks like someone put a troll doll in a trash compactor for 90 years.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (IgOx/)

120 True fact: Dee Snider leads his colleagues at Whispering Pines Nursing Home in a rousing chorus of "We're not Gonna Take It" when Nurse Ratched comes around with their evening medications.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (lf83v)

121 Also that Village Voice article, even if it does mock TS, is basically what you'd expect from ther village voice, an article written by some hipster douche that doesn't know shit about what he's talking about, but knows his fellow r-tards would love his snark. I bet that same writer is buying millions in lottery tickets to win a chance to have Lizzo sit on his face.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (CNndT)

122 What's the "half-Jew" about? Who cares what his religion or ethnicity is?

The left is forever projecting their hate for Jews onto the right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (Ivdso)

123 Plus the hair. It's like the hair of the trans military person.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (8rTNG)

124 Dee Minus. Borderline F.

Posted by: 496 at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (VJsqe)

125 It's a shame that out of the artists who fought back during that time, Frank Zappa and John Denver are dead while Dee Snider lives.

Jello is still alive

he's another one

stupid you'd think he'd recognize true fascism when he sees it but nah

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (w0NJk)

126 The first voncert I saw as a wee lad was Iron Maiden at the Long Beach arena in 84. Twisted Sister opened for them. It is still probably the best show I have ever attended. Both Maiden and Sister were excellent. Sorry to see that Dee is a lib.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (sandD)

127 114 Dee Snyder has become the guy his song was rebelling against.
Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (OUMaO)

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This is pretty much every rock/metal/punk band that ever existed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

128 "listen up Yentl"
====
I'm going to need a nap after that.

Posted by: VDH with a satisfied yawn at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (Meslq)

129 I thought the picture was HHS "Rachel" Levine.

Posted by: NAB at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (3sHsl)

130 Hey! What're you guys talking about?

Posted by: Krokus at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (bNf8H)

131 I nominate the song Uprising by Muse, which after I first heard thought should be the MAGA Anthem.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (MeXPd)

The new release F*cking F*cked is pretty catchy, but yeah, Uprising is a classic.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (yHsuS)

132 Winger may have sucked but Kip Winger was hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DRSnL)

Winger wasn't that bad. Their guitar player was really good. Kippy had HUGE teeth, but they did release something in 2014 that actually wasn't bad. His voice is a lot lower and more gravely, but it didn't suck royally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

133 105 What's the "half-Jew" about? Who cares what his religion or ethnicity is?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

Interesting that he is accepting the same 'Jew is a race' ideology that got so many of them killed by the Nazis. If you believe in that religion, aren't you just Jewish?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

It's a religion and an ethnic group(and there's not full overlap). Not a race in the sense of the big racial categories, but people in the past often used race to refer to ethnicities or nationalities.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (b2nrj)

134 The two albums that Twisted Sister put out after Stay Hungry, Come Out And Play and Love Is For Suckers, were fucking horrible. One of them had a really lame cover of Leader Of The Pack. They crashed and burned fast.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (xPl2J)

135 123 Plus the hair. It's like the hair of the trans military person.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (8rTNG)

129 I thought the picture was HHS "Rachel" Levine.
Posted by: NAB at August 29, 2022 03:23 PM (3sHsl)

Yes, THAT person.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (8rTNG)

136 Hey everyone, look at me!

By the way... my new album drops...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Wrs74)

137 86 Winger may have sucked but Kip Winger was hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DRSnL)
_____________________

Another underrated metal band. They came a little late to the party, as tastes had started moving to grunge, but they were good. "Seventeen" has questionable subject matter but is a rocking song. The guitarist (Reb Beach) was really underrated. He played solos with both hands on the fretboard, in a much more advanced version of Eddie's "tapping" style.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

138 The only question is how to get Dee Snider on an airplane kicking the back of Mike Tyson's seat.
Posted by: Axeman
___

teehee

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (zYA/b)

139 Dee Snyder has become the guy his song was rebelling against.

Like Rage Against The Machine, who became the machine's propagandists. Yelling at people to get the shot and stay home, oooh, edgy. At least the Dead Kennedys never did a "get out and vote" song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Ivdso)

140 Antifa showed up for a "kid friendly" drag show in TX to provide protection. They were armed and had snipers in a parking garage.

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (EpDzw)

141 Anthrax "Antisocial" FTW:
dailymotion.com/video/x131v94
Turn it way up.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (qpX6U)

142 Chuy is the vibrant aspect of Ace. His body is a mobile art installation of pre-Columbian imagery and he packs a sacatripe in the glove compartment of his candy apple flake lowrider.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 Your mother was a hamster and your MonkeyPox has AIDS!

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (g1EEm)

144 I'd much rather play Nugent's Kiss My Ass at rallies anyway.

At least Ted's not a snowflake "elite".

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (krQz2)

Stranglehold.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (yHsuS)

145 I'm not sure what being "half Jewish" has to do with anything?, Unless his mother was Jewish he's not considered Jewish. It was obviously an attempt to paint Trump supporters as anti Semtite.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (wvo9L)

146 Hey, senile communist: the person who tried to censor your shitty music was Tipper Gore.

Hint: she's not a Republican.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bW8dp)

147 Many music artists change with the times, explore new ideas and sounds.

Then there's this guy, who's claim to fame is a song (as Ace pointed out) we mostly remember because of a funny video from when MTV was actually a music channel. It has been almost 40 years since the band had anything touching the charts.

Crawl back into your cardboard box you hideous skank and rest up your right arm. You'll be giving lots of sidewalk handies for the labor day weekend coming up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (zB/T/)

148 This explains how bands like Bananarama had a career, from a guy's perspective. OK the songs are meh but look at the girls!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM

It's been a cruel Summer around here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (4p7Em)

149 98 Chips Znuff claimed many years ago on Howard Stern that he had sex with Madonna and peed inside of her. . . .

I don't think you can actually urinate while erect but I dunno maybe he's got penis-magic

or he wasn't erect, probably with Madonna it doesn't so much matter

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (w0NJk)

150 I'll bet Ivanka has been to Synagogue more recently than Snider.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (krQz2)

151 We're Not Gonna Take It works for Trump rallies and he should keep using it. It's pukeface Portrait in Cowardice Lee Greenwood that should be banned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

152 Beavis and Butthead killed Winger.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Wrs74)

153 Ace insults are the best insults

Posted by: Jmel at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (/53ua)

154 Has anyone pointed out that Dee Snider looks like the tranny Admiral's ugly sister yet?

Posted by: a.moron at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (75tqK)

155 Twisted Sister was a poor imitation of Slade.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (UuD2k)

156 Oh, look.

Cher turned blonde again.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (lf83v)

157 Twisted Sister is the Rage Against the Machine of Green Day's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

158 "You can't publish a song for general consumption and then limit who may or may not enjoy it."

I could easily publish a song that would be enjoyed by zero people.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (qpX6U)

159 127, yup. Bad Religion sang "21st Century Digital Boy" about reliance on technology and the surveillance state. Now its lead singer is part of that establishment. Ditto Henry Rollins.

Posted by: OverbitesAreFunny at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (HEQed)

160 Twisted Sister was a poor imitation of Slade.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (UuD2k)

*dodges bullet*

Posted by: Quiet Riot at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Dan Fogelberg rocked harder. And got more p*ssy. And wrote better songs.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (nC+QA)

162 Dee Snider has made $$$$$ from PDT licensing that song. Take the money and shut up.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (8rTNG)

163 I bet it took the burnt, hair, scaled face, peanut Brain, Rhodes Scholar all day to write that post.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (S1S3K)

164 > This is pretty much every rock/metal/punk band that ever existed.

Johnny Rotten remains pure, with regard to pissing off the elites.

He's even a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (bW8dp)

165 Why don't we just continue to pay for use of the music? if they don't like that, then don't license the music for use for anyone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (5HBd1)

166 Anthrax "Antisocial" FTW:
dailymotion.com/video/x131v94
Turn it way up.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (qpX6U)

ST - How Will I Laugh Tomorrow

https://youtu.be/bLjK3Snghi4

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (yHsuS)

167 >>>Kip Winger laughs at you.

Low blow, Ace.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:16 PM (yHsuS)

this is a glorious line and i had to quit working just to come here and say that. that's just the most perfect insult i can think of for a "rocker" type...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (KdUK5)

168 89 I nominate the song Uprising by Muse, which after I first heard thought should be the MAGA Anthem.
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (MeXPd)

No Handlebars by Flobots

My cause is noble, my power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (6TxNR)

169 Dee Snider...

May you get hired to be the cinematographer on a movie with Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Carnal the Magnificent at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (IgOx/)

170 Why is the old woman yelling at Trump supporters ?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (31G8c)

171 Chuy est en fuego!!

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (022O5)

172
I don't think you can actually urinate while erect but I dunno maybe he's got penis-magic

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (w0NJk)

Where it's possible, you'd assuredly shit yourself while attempting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Twisted Sister is the Rage Against the Machine of Green Day's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't get it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Boomer at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

174 Dee Snyder. One hit wonder.

Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (uZXEm)

175 90 This is the guy who -- almost alone among musicians -- in the 80s vehemently protested Tipper Gore's and her fellow travelers' attempts to censor rock music. He was against censorship then. I guess he's for it now? ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It was either Ugly Kid Joe or Jackyl (I forget which) that painted up a stage in the form of a Tipper Sticker, packed it into a big rig trailer, then unpacked it and threw a free concert a giant Wal-Mart in, I think, Texas to protest Wal-Mart's decision to not carry anything with the Tipper Sticker.

I hope those guys didn't go all stupid libtard or, if they did, that I don't hear about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 29, 2022 03:21 PM (WWh8n)
____________________

Yes but Dee was one of the very few who actually showed up to testify before Congress. I think only one or two musicians did. The record industry ended up caving a few days later anyway.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

176 The two albums that Twisted Sister put out after Stay Hungry, Come Out And Play and Love Is For Suckers, were fucking horrible. One of them had a really lame cover of Leader Of The Pack. They crashed and burned fast.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (xPl2J)
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As I said, only their debut was solid metal.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (krQz2)

177 Guy Pearce has a new movie out called "The Infernal Machine", which looks great:

https://youtu.be/fhlSRG7tksE

An author, whose only book was cited by a teenaged gunman as having delivered a "secret message" that induced him to massacre innocents, is stalked by an unknown person.

Alice Eve and Jeremy Davies also star.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (QbQKU)

178 Justin Hawkins of the Darkness is Dee Snider worthy, famously trashing the US and US music consumers/fans directly as their first hit was making waves here - stupid, commie and British is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (AaLDK)

179 Old one trick rockers should follow MacArthur's advice for old soldiers.

Instead they go on Twitter and keep doing tours. Rampant ego is a terrible thing to behold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (XZ7dY)

180 Def Leppard was a great 80s band. They knew exactly what they wanted to do and accomplished it. They wanted to have fun and play rock. One of the top selling bands of the 80s because, whatever, it was fun.
Posted by: brak at August 29, 2022 03:18 PM (j5Tg0)

Husband dragged me to one of their concerts a few years ago, when son bailed on him. They can still put on a great show. And Phil Collen is in ridiculous shape for a guy in his 60's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

181 Where's The Dress?
https://youtu.be/AuWO94HdTus

Yboob no longer shows the official music video for the song. It must have been deemed mean and cruel.

Posted by: Moe and Joe at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (4I/2K)

182 Antifa showed up for a "kid friendly" drag show in TX to provide protection. They were armed and had snipers in a parking garage.
___

Who knew snipers were kid-friendly?

Good to know.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (zYA/b)

183 Hey, senile communist: the person who tried to censor your shitty music was Tipper Gore.

Yeah that whole episode has just vanished from the history of America like Stalin had it airbrushed out. Never happened. Tipper who?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

184 >>It's pukeface Portrait in Cowardice Lee Greenwood that should be banned.

Him and Jon Voight turned out to be huge disappointments.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (nSdVr)

185 162 Dee Snider has made $$$$$ from PDT licensing that song. Take the money and shut up.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (8rTNG)

Did anyone link the video of Dee Snider and the Trump family?

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (6TxNR)

186 171 Chuy est en fuego!!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (022O5)

lol... looks like someone's high school Latin is showing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

187 Doro Pesch and Warlock was thousand times better than TS. And she was hot.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (OgrpQ)

188 Rage and Green day. Great music, just don't pay attention to the lyrics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (Wrs74)

189 161 Dan Fogelberg was great. Sentimental, syrupy, and genius.

Posted by: OverbitesAreFunny at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (HEQed)

190 At least the Dead Kennedys never did a "get out and vote" song.
________________

Ditto for the Butthole Surfers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (lf83v)

191 174 Dee Snyder. One hit wonder.
Posted by: Archer at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (uZXEm)

--------
Judging from that picture, he's been hit more than once.

Posted by: 496 at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (VJsqe)

192 Do you really think that some Elvis Costello fan who writes for the Village Voice knows anything about metal?

Posted by: Mark1971

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If he's an Elvis Costello fan, then he also doesn't know anything about Elvis Costello

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (GIdsI)

193 Didn't Dee testify before Congress on censorship? Odd, how they come to embrace it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Simple, really. If it's happening to ME, then it's bad. If it's happening to YOU, then it's good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (GYIa4)

194 Damn, Dee. You've really let yourself go.

Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (bW8dp)

195 155 Twisted Sister was a poor imitation of Slade.

FACTS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (w0NJk)

196 Kip Winger was a session bassist before he hit it and quite a musician in his later obscure years.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)

197 The music videos for Twisted Sister feature the most unwatchable ham acting ever put to film.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (44ww/)

198 I'm not at all surprised that I don't know or even recognize this life form.
However, Ace, I must commend you for satisfyingly cruel and degrading exposition.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (Puq9y)

199 You know, this video:

https://youtu.be/-ZQRtR67F9E

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (6TxNR)

200 *dodges bullet*
Posted by: Quiet Riot

Hey now, I am sure Quiet Riot recorded a song that wasn't a Slade cover. Right? Didn't they?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

201 Husband dragged me to one of their concerts a few years ago, when son bailed on him. They can still put on a great show. And Phil Collen is in ridiculous shape for a guy in his 60's.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM

Saw them at Fenway Pahk earlier this month. Great show.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (4p7Em)

202 Iron Eagle soundtrack tho.

I'm sure he was happy to collect the royalty checks on a mega-patriotic, anti-bureaucracy, Islamophobic military industrial recruiting ad for Gen X.

Posted by: turnout man at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (7CyhL)

203 Well, he has a very attractive wife and they've been married since 1981 so I will give him that in his favor. That is the only Twisted Sister Song I know of, the one that Trump was using.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (wvo9L)

204 Simple, really. If it's happening to ME, then it's bad. If it's happening to YOU, then it's good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (GYIa4)
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#Tribal

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)

205 185 162 Dee Snider has made $$$$$ from PDT licensing that song. Take the money and shut up.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (8rTNG)

Did anyone link the video of Dee Snider and the Trump family?
Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (6TxNR)

Chuy did.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (8rTNG)

206 This explains how bands like Bananarama had a career, from a guy's perspective. OK the songs are meh but look at the girls!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:22 PM

Weren't they inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before Stevie Ray Vaughn or was that another suckass chick band?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Husband dragged me to one of their concerts a few years ago, when son bailed on him. They can still put on a great show. And Phil Collen is in ridiculous shape for a guy in his 60's.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

My condolences.

Hubby dragged me to a Mötley Crüe concert. Dr. Feelgood, I recall (paid him back by dragging him to a MC Hammer one in '92).

Think I got the better deal.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (zYA/b)

208 1 Who?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 29, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

That's what we said . . .
--everyone else

Posted by: Flyover at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (Rbu5d)

209 186 171 Chuy est en fuego!!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (022O5)

lol... looks like someone's high school Latin is showing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

I took it to be a confusion of Spanish and French.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (8rTNG)

210 Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

211 I'll never understand these rock stars and other musicians who make their entire careers -- and for some, huge fortunes -- basically on hedonism and not taking any shit from authority, but then later in life turn into whimpering scolds regurgitating the party line. Wtf happens to them to make this transformation? Or was it always just marketing bullshit all along?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

212 Didn't Dee testify before Congress on censorship? Odd, how they come to embrace it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Simple, really. If it's happening to ME, then it's bad. If it's happening to YOU, then it's good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 29, 2022 03:28 PM (GYIa4)

Its nothing new. They're all down with the man, until they think they're the man. Then, its do as the man says.

FWIW - Dee Snyder is 67 years old. Typical attitude of the demographic.

Posted by: Vox at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (EuFDw)

213 Ace, that was awfully vicious.

Hilariously, gutbustingly vicious.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (wtvvX)

214 Yeah that whole episode has just vanished from the history of America like Stalin had it airbrushed out. Never happened. Tipper who?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

Wait til people find out about Al Gore Sr.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (IgOx/)

215 No Handlebars by Flobots

My cause is noble, my power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:26 PM (6TxNR)

The littles dig that tune.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (yHsuS)

216 Kip Winger was a session bassist before he hit it and quite a musician in his later obscure years.

Believe it or not, Chris Cornell was Soundgarden's original ... drummer. He didn't sing much, they had someone else. Then he did some lead singing from behind the drums but eventually figured out he couldn't sing as well while drumming.

I mean. They had the worlds most perfect front man in the band and didn't even realize it because he was such a good drummer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Ivdso)

217 I saw Dee Snider on some show getting his motorbike customized.

/got nuthin

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (dCxaZ)

218
LOL. Yeah. Cruelty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (uaLxw)

219 Dee Snyder had a great career. The East Meadow Holiday Inn, the Islip Airport Lounge, the Ground Round in Holbrook, the Wynandanch Founder's Day Celebration at Ralph Caso Park.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

220 Chuy est en fuego!!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (022O5)

lol... looks like someone's high school Latin is showing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

Chuy en fuego est.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Boomer at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

221 That is the only Twisted Sister Song I know of, the one that Trump was using.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (wvo9L)

That's the only one anyone knows of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

222 ANTANANARIVO (AFP) - Police in Madagascar killed at least 14 people on Monday (Aug 29) and wounded 28 others as they opened fire on what they called a lynch mob angered at the kidnapping of an albino child.

"The gendarmes... fired on the crowd," Mr Jean-Brunelle Razafintsiandraofa, a lawmaker in the town of Ikongo, told AFP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (nSdVr)

223 Butthole Surfers?

Underdog is here!

https://youtu.be/tEShXNrCPww

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (XZ7dY)

224 Dee Synder ain't metal. Hell, he ain't even old-timey.

Posted by: Pat Boone at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (4I/2K)

225 189 161 Dan Fogelberg was great. Sentimental, syrupy, and genius.

True. And on "The River" on Netherlands, his rock guitar solo was excellent.

Twisted Sister was less talented than the Romantics. Rocked less than Air Supply.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (nC+QA)

226 This is pretty much every rock/metal/punk band that ever existed.

hey look man, your $500 lawn ticket is invalid unless youre vaxxed, double boosted and wear a mask

down with the system, socialism will win!

Posted by: Rage Against the Machine at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (j5Tg0)

227 Chuy en fuego est.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) Boomer at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

neither delenda nor deborrowa be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

228 LOL. Yeah. Cruelty.
---

Aztecs are known for it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

229 My condolences.

Hubby dragged me to a Mötley Crüe concert. Dr. Feelgood, I recall (paid him back by dragging him to a MC Hammer one in '92).

Think I got the better deal.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (zYA/b)

Shoot, I'd happily go to both. You know where I can get some Milli Vanilli tickets?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

230 Def Leppard was a decent band. No, the lyrics didn't have any Deep Philosophical Meaning, but they turned out some decent danceable tunes. They were a good-time party band, and never pretended to be anything else.

Motley Crue, by contrast, just plain sucked. Always, and in everything they did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (bW8dp)

231 I detect a subtle note of criticism in this post.

Posted by: Paco at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (njExo)

232 Think I got the better deal.

Between the two I know which I would rather watch (the guys with parachute pants), but Def Leppard not only has a ton of great songs but puts on a good show, they'd be worth seeing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (Ivdso)

233 Ozzy was great and always will be. Dee is a Never Wuz one novelty hit wonder.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (nnp+f)

234 who ?

is this supposed to be someone I've heard of ?

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (+eXoW)

235 Kip Winger was in Alice Cooper's band before Winger.
Winger drummer Rod Morgenstein was in The Dixie Dregs.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

236 Wtf happens to them to make this transformation? Or was it always just marketing bullshit all along?
___

Yes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (OQFwJ)

237 I'm also older than this Snider creature by a few (a very few) years, and yet I look more than 10 years younger. No, really, I've had people tell me I do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

238
Dee Snider puts the "D" in "S'ing" the "D."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (fE4Ea)

239 Good mercy I hate that song. I hated it when it first came out. I hated the video when it showed up on MTV back when MTV actually played music videos. I hate it. The only good thing about the video was Mark Metcalf from Animal House. I still hated it. Why on earth would I "sing" that asinine excuse for music now? A Latin dirge would be preferable.

Sorry, I'm hurting a bit today and feel the need to take it out on someone. This guy seems deserving.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (JrN/x)

240 Has Twisted Sister been anything more than a one hit wonder? A fucking clown show with ultra-thick eye liner.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KD5bY)

241 > That's the only one anyone knows of.

If there was such a thing as a half-hit wonder, they'd be it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (bW8dp)

242 It was Frank Zappa, John Denver and Snider that appeared ~~on Miami Vice~~ at the senate hearings on music censorship.

Snider had a face-punchable demeanor, whatever points he scored on Tipper Gore.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (44ww/)

243 140 Antifa showed up for a "kid friendly" drag show in TX to provide protection. They were armed and had snipers in a parking garage.
Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at August 29, 2022 03:24 PM (EpDzw)

Slightly OT, but can we stop pretending that Antifa are anything other than moderate Democrats?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (ScSU3)

244 Twisted Fister.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (nrarD)

245 Motley Crue, by contrast, just plain sucked. Always, and in everything they did.

Yeah, I mean I don't mind most of their best of but they only have one great song on it. Crue acted like they were the hardest rocking guys in the world but they were just another hair metal band with interchangable members nobody noticed leaving.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

246 Kip Winger laughs at you

Ha! Very Cruel

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (M+Lyo)

247 MI SOS is going to court to fight the removal of 25,000 dead people from the voter rolls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (Wrs74)

248 Sebastian Bach has chunks of guys like you in his stool.
-------------
Snort. You know you'd do some harm to your sphincter pushing a chunk of Dee out.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (Z6LNn)

249 That's the only one anyone knows of.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

250 Believe it or not, Chris Cornell was Soundgarden's original ... drummer. He didn't sing much, they had someone else. Then he did some lead singing from behind the drums but eventually figured out he couldn't sing as well while drumming.

I mean. They had the worlds most perfect front man in the band and didn't even realize it because he was such a good drummer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Ivdso)
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I actually knew that.

Saw SG's later drummer interviewed by Beato. And he talked about how Chris never interfered.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (krQz2)

251 Ozzy "No More Tears":
youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
Crank it, you f'n metalheads!

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)

252 199 You know, this video:

https://youtu.be/-ZQRtR67F9E
Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:29 PM (6TxNR)

It's in Ace's post.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (8rTNG)

253 I remember Dee Snyder from exactly three things.

1. The band got a mention in Flight of the Navigator, which I watched as a kid.
2. The song, "We're not going to take it," which I listened to a few times as a kid.
3. When Snyder testified in Congress against Tipper Gore's bullshit in the mid 80s

Soo, I guess I can't pull the, "Who?" thing, but Dee Snyder hasn't been relevant to me since the mid 80s. That's four decades ago now.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (kDGvA)

254 Two very loud Harleys pulled up beside me at a traffic light last night. Members of a black biker club in all their regalia. They both had their stereos blasting, so it took a second recognize that they were listening to Merle Haggard.

I rate this as a postivie development.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (sWM8x)

255 237 I'm also older than this Snider creature by a few (a very few) years, and yet I look more than 10 years younger. No, really, I've had people tell me I do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

If you have people comparing you to Dee Snider you need to find a better class of friends.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (6TxNR)

256 (paid him back by dragging him to a MC Hammer one in '92).

Think I got the better deal.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (zYA/b)

You definitely did. I would have gone to an MC Hammer concert in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (JrN/x)

257 Thank goodness Steel Panther didn't make that list. Here they are with fan favorite "If You Really Really Love Me":

https://youtu.be/HAvXHpLwJA4

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (QbQKU)

258 No, really, I've had people tell me I do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

"Wow, you look, like, at least ten years younger than Dee Snyder!"

"Why, thank you, kind stranger! *whistles nonchalantly into distance*"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (6FeV1)

259 Say what you want about Motley Crew, greatest strip club music ever.

Would not want to go to a strip club that plays Def Leppard

Posted by: Regular joe at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (nnp+f)

260 Chuy eunt domus.

Posted by: spindrift at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (h5TKJ)

261
I saw Grim Reaper at the County Fair. The singer won a blue ribbon in the pig contest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (uaLxw)

262 We're Not Gonna Take it because We're Gonna Be the Ones Giving It.

It's the leftard way.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (IgOx/)

263 Has Twisted Sister been anything more than a one hit wonder? A fucking clown show with ultra-thick eye liner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 03:32 PM (KD5bY)
.......

Makes me long for disco.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

264 It was Frank Zappa, John Denver and Snider that appeared at the senate hearings on music censorship.

Zappa tore them a new one, sewed it back up, then ripped it apart again. He ran rings around them intellectually and logically, while being completely calm, laid back, and filled with easy going contempt for the entire process.

Zappa never, ever took drugs. But he was supernaturally calm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

265 Sorry, I'm hurting a bit today and feel the need to take it out on someone. This guy seems deserving.

Sorry you're hurting, Moki, and saying you hated his song was not taking things out on him. You'll have to take lessons from the Master, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (wvo9L)

266 Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (nSdVr)

What did Jon Voight do?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (31G8c)

267 Related Bullshit:

CNN @CNN · 2h
After spending decades in California, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to leave the United States

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (yikp0)

268 It's in Ace's post.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (8rTNG)

Oh.

So I am supposed to be reading the content now?

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (6TxNR)

269 We also very much supports the proxy war in Ukraine, and lends his song to their cause. When you're in the same camp as Soros and the IC, maybe you should just shutup about being a rebel rocker.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (F5ekr)

270 I saw Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Scorpions, Deep Purple, and The Who around the same time a number of years ago. Scorpions and Motley Crue were a double-bill, if I recall. Vince Neil looked like he just got out of rehab, and probably did. He was terrible; he could barely stand up let along sing. DL was very good. Ditto DP. Scorpions were awesome and in 10x better shape than Crue despite being much older.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

271 #267 Because of gun violence!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (yikp0)

272 If you have people comparing you to Dee Snider you need to find a better class of friends.
Posted by: blaster
__

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (OQFwJ)

273 Well, I wasn't singing it before.

Maybe I'll start now.

Because I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

You can do that when you're James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (T4tVD)

274 This level of cruelty just popped the glass tube and the mercruetly is pouring out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (mZ3xv)

275 I meant "He" not "We"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (F5ekr)

276 Too bad he went nuts.
I thought his radio show was all right.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (rVkkO)

277 I thought content was for closers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (XZ7dY)

278 Zappa tore them a new one, sewed it back up, then ripped it apart again. He ran rings around them intellectually and logically, while being completely calm, laid back, and filled with easy going contempt for the entire process.

Zappa never, ever took drugs. But he was supernaturally calm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)
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His wife never stopped donating to the DNC, though.

Just read an article about it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (krQz2)

279 I'll never understand these rock stars and other musicians who make their entire careers -- and for some, huge fortunes -- basically on hedonism and not taking any shit from authority, but then later in life turn into whimpering scolds regurgitating the party line. Wtf happens to them to make this transformation? Or was it always just marketing bullshit all along?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
_____________
Marketing bullshit and attention-seeking when they're no longer relevant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (jpBkc)

280 Would not want to go to a strip club that plays Def Leppard

there can't be a strip club in the world that hasn't played "Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Posted by: brak at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (j5Tg0)

281 That thing looks worse than Keith Richards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (BFigT)

282 > If he's an Elvis Costello fan, then he also doesn't know anything about Elvis Costello

He has one (1) good song -- Radio, Radio -- and a lot of my liking for that one is because he pissed off Lorne Michaels by playing it on SNL after the NBC suits had told him not to do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (bW8dp)

283 >>Believe it or not, Chris Cornell was Soundgarden's original ... drummer.

Miss that dude's music.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (bNf8H)

284 >>219 Dee Snyder had a great career. The East Meadow Holiday Inn, the Islip Airport Lounge, the Ground Round in Holbrook, the Wynandanch Founder's Day Celebration at Ralph Caso Park.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

LOL You left out the Crazy Eddie's grand re-re-opening concert blast in Nesconset.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (nSdVr)

285 Chuy eunt domus.
Posted by: spindrift at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM

People called Chuy they go the 'ouse?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (4p7Em)

286 Wonder if utoob is gonna remove that very Trump-y video of Dee singing for his lunch.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (OQFwJ)

287 I do love the casual reference to Skid Row. They were a great band. And Sebastian Bach was almost as pretty as Kate Bush.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (Ivdso)

288
There's an old song by Doris Day that goes "because a guy is a guy wherever he may be."

It's about girls being girls and boys being boys.

You know, normal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (fE4Ea)

289 Holy Crap! Not sure how you come up with this stuff, but laughing and going "YES"! at the same time.

You know, Ace, the liberals have a virtual monopoly on insulting nicknames for anyone who doesn't toe their party line, chants, cute angry slogans, and catchy sound bites and talking points.

I think there is a market to be tapped here. Drop dead one liners, nicknames or 5-10 second elevator speech retorts to whatever garbage they spew.

Posted by: RM at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (0eYOS)

290 You definitely did. I would have gone to an MC Hammer concert in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (JrN/x)

Hammer was (is?) a preacher in Sunnyvale, CA. I was out in Silicon Valley for a thing in 2000 and I really wanted to go to his church but the dates for my travel did not line up.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (6TxNR)

291 Ozzy "No More Tears":
youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
Crank it, you f'n metalheads!
Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)

I smoked an amplifier in the trunk of my car to that song. Smoke EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

292 I'm sorry but who's the elderly lesbian in the photo above?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (VdGjU)

293 86 Winger may have sucked but Kip Winger was hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DRSnL)

Can confirm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (0Cl6X)

294 After spending decades in California, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to leave the United States
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (yikp0)

Took him that long to pack after Bush got re-elected?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

295 Scorpions were awesome and in 10x better shape than Crue despite being much older.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Scorpions had a serious work ethic.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)

296 > Ozzy was great and always will be.

I only liked Crazy Train.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (kDGvA)

297 I know nothing of metal bands but I still love watching Chuy beat a guy senseless with a lead pipe.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (906pl)

298 You have to be cruel to be kind
In the right measure

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (k8B25)

299 By the way, I am gonna take it. Right at the truck stop.

Posted by: Dee Snider at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

300 I will never, ever understand how some Jewish people vote left. Everything the left is doing is the same shit the Nazis did. Even a blind man could see this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (mZ3xv)

301 Ditto Henry Rollins.
Posted by: OverbitesAreFunny at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (HEQed)

this is the one that shocks me the most. especially after all his spoken word crap. would have NEVER imagined him going all in on the govt....

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (KdUK5)

302 >>>ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS

He started it.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (8rTNG)

303 CNN @CNN · 2h
After spending decades in California, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to leave the United States
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (yikp0)
_____________

We'll have to recalibrate IQ scores in America upwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (jpBkc)

304 Let's not get crazy here. Kate Bush?

Next you will 'ave Dee Snyder running up that hill like it was still the 1980s...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (XZ7dY)

305 elated Bullshit:

CNN @CNN · 2h
After spending decades in California, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to leave the United States
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM

Well...bye.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (4p7Em)

306 Making the Zennials most-hated food, meatloaf, for dinner.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (OQFwJ)

307 I’ve only been to one rock concert in my life — Genesis, Oklahoma City, 1982. Brother and sister-in-law took me. Place reeked of weed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (JwKr4)

308 Chris Cornell does a kick-ass Bond Theme:
vimeo.com/460083948
Third best BT of all time, IMHO.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (qpX6U)

309 Lol Fenelon!

Ace has mastered the art of cruelty. I am but a lowly novice.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (JrN/x)

310 Zappa never, ever took drugs. But he was supernaturally calm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

He was a CIA agent that ran the counterculture out of a flop house in Beverly Hills. Or so I've been told by the interwebs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

311 I don't think you can actually urinate while erect but I dunno maybe he's got penis-magic

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:25 PM (w0NJk)

someone has never had morning wood...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (KdUK5)

312 LOL You left out the Crazy Eddie's grand re-re-opening concert blast in Nesconset.
_____________

I was there. I can't talk about it. I saw things man, I saw things. . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (lf83v)

313 Vince Neil looked like he just got out of rehab, and probably did. He was terrible; he could barely stand up let along sing. DL was very good. Ditto DP. Scorpions were awesome and in 10x better shape than Crue despite being much older.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

He doesn't know any of the lyrics.

https://youtu.be/vofNwO1u0mw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

314
Kip Winger laughs at you.

That's ALMOST uncalled for, beyond the pale.

Almost.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (n+4am)

315 Ozzy is not long for this world.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (nrarD)

316 > After spending decades in California, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to leave the United States

Ozzy Osbourne left this plane of existence in about 1975 or so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (bW8dp)

317 260 Chuy eunt domus.
Posted by: spindrift at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (h5TKJ)

Don't make me come over there.

Posted by: Roman Centurion at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

318 >>266 Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:27 PM (nSdVr)

What did Jon Voight do?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

He also doesn't like modern sporting rifles. Wants them outlawed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (nSdVr)

319 306 Making the Zennials most-hated food, meatloaf, for dinner.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (OQFwJ)
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What kind of fool hates meatloaf? Meatloaf is love.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

320 295 Scorpions were awesome and in 10x better shape than Crue despite being much older.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Scorpions had a serious work ethic.
Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:37 PM (krQz2)
____________________

One of my favs of all time. My band did a number of their songs as covers back in the day. They had a new album just come out. It's pretty good overall. Some really good songs but some filler too. They can still rock but Klaus' voice, while still serviceable, is a shadow of its former self. But these guys are in their 70s so what does anyone expect?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

321 The music video was the death of my acting career.

Posted by: Mark Metcalf at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

322 Dee Snyder > Tawny Kitane on the Crazy Scale

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (XZ7dY)

323 Why? What happened? His 2 friends and followers find out he sang with and for President Trump?

So sick of this crap

Kevin Costner out there pumping for Cheney, that really pissed me off. Comes on like Mr America but is really a swamp monster

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (t4poC)

324
someone has never had morning wood...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (KdUK5)

That's why it was invented........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

325 The uh, 80s called and they want their cheap attention seeking midling acts back.

Posted by: Obumbles McFuckstick who got millions less votes that Bidet at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Tlfom)

326 Wow, just wow. Cruelty boner successfully inserted into Dee’s bung hole

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (uN6X9)

327 Ratt > Twisted Sister.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (otI1W)

328 260 Chuy eunt domus.
Posted by: spindrift at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (h5TKJ)

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Thank you for this

Posted by: 496 at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (VJsqe)

329 Seriously: Kip Winger >> Dee Snider

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (krQz2)

330 Wow, Way late to this thread.

MAJOR PROPS for mentioning the GREAT CHIP Z'NUFF!!

Been to several multi-day rock concerts and it just seems like Chip keeps popping up filling in bass for multiple bands. And NAILS the bass line with whoever he is playing with.

All hail the mighty CHIP!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (SEa82)

331 According to TWC, there is a marginal risk of severe weather in my AO.

Aaand, it just got real dark all of a sudden.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (OQFwJ)

332 I love a lot of Elvis Costello's music but his talent or whatever was driving his band died around Mighty Like a Rose and the albums went from "damn that was good" to "eh, a couple songs were not bad"

Its like musicians only have a few good songs in them and when they run out, they have nothing to dig up.

Or, more likely, the great songs they wrote and came up with were in the lean and hungry times when they were suviving on whiskey and cigarettes while playing 3 gigs a night in little clubs all over the state. Back when the music was all that mattered and between banging bar girls they were writing and playing and experimenting.

Then when they get rich and popular, they aren't as hungry, and their days are spent doing more than writing and playing and trying out new stuff to record. So they get sloppy and lazy and the music dies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (Ivdso)

333 264 It was Frank Zappa, John Denver and Snider that appeared at the senate hearings on music censorship.

Zappa tore them a new one, sewed it back up, then ripped it apart again. He ran rings around them intellectually and logically, while being completely calm, laid back, and filled with easy going contempt for the entire process.

Zappa never, ever took drugs. But he was supernaturally calm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

Neat to know.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (8rTNG)

334 281 That thing looks worse than Keith Richards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2022 03:36 PM (BFigT)
________________

He looks like ~~Rocky~~ Rachel Levine.

I don't mean to be cruel, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (jpBkc)

335 > because he pissed off Lorne Michaels by playing it on SNL after the NBC suits had told him not to do it.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=7oCXNfS3WFw

(remove space)

Supposedly Michaels was flipping him off through the entire song. He was never invited on SNL again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (bW8dp)

336 will never, ever understand how some Jewish people vote left. Everything the left is doing is the same shit the Nazis did. Even a blind man could see this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:38 PM (mZ3xv)

Many are taught that Christians want to exterminate them for killing their Savior. Fear is a powerful motivator.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (IgOx/)

337 I'm OK with Ozzy returned to his native England to be buried.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (F5ekr)

338

Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (fE4Ea)

339 Forget Twisted Sister.... replace them wit Roxanne...

'Go Fuck Yourself' should be the rights new anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_PoTOzrYEk

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

340
One of my favs of all time. My band did a number of their songs as covers back in the day. They had a new album just come out. It's pretty good overall. Some really good songs but some filler too. They can still rock but Klaus' voice, while still serviceable, is a shadow of its former self. But these guys are in their 70s so what does anyone expect?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

First concert I ever went to was Scorpions. Big fan ever since. However, they came through town not long ago and I considered bookending my 29's with them, but I'm not paying $86 just to get in the door........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

341 Ratt > Twisted Sister.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Not gonna lie, kinda liked Ratt for some reason.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (OQFwJ)

342 This is one for the ace of spades time capsule.

Posted by: Fish at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (ADw0E)

343 He was a CIA agent that ran the counterculture out of a flop house in Beverly Hills. Or so I've been told by the interwebs.
---------------
MK Ultra.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (Z6LNn)

344 Forget Twisted Sister.... replace them wit Roxanne...

'Go Fuck Yourself' should be the rights new anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_PoTOzrYEk
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

THIS.......10,000 times. This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

345 That was endearingly savage. I now feel nostalgic.

Posted by: Zelda at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (16guF)

346 I'm OK with Ozzy returned to his native England to be buried.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (F5ekr)
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Mama, he's coming home.

-AND-

He can go bark at the moon.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

347 I'll never understand these rock stars and other musicians who make their entire careers -- and for some, huge fortunes -- basically on hedonism and not taking any shit from authority, but then later in life turn into whimpering scolds regurgitating the party line. Wtf happens to them to make this transformation? Or was it always just marketing bullshit all along?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

They got theirs. Now they are in full "Keep What I Got!
F*ck Everybody Else" mode. They are so busy pulling up the ladder behind them, it's a pity the rungs don't smash in their teeth.

Posted by: rd at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (Z32m1)

348 What kind of fool hates meatloaf? Meatloaf is love.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

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I would do anything for love ...
But I won't eat meatloaf.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (EZNt8)

349 I honestly don't know what Dee Snider is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (VdGjU)

350 Many are taught that Christians want to exterminate them for killing their Savior. Fear is a powerful motivator.
Posted by: ...
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Yeah, that really makes since Christ was...Jewish.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (tizKA)

351 Has the flyers Army CID distributed lead to the recovery of that missing Ft. Irwin M240B yet?

How does an M240B walk from Ft. Irwin, it is one of the most isolated posts in the whole army.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (XZ7dY)

352 337 I'm OK with Ozzy returned to his native England to be buried.
------------------
Isn't England running out of places to bury people?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (Z6LNn)

353 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM

How about you...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (4p7Em)

354 Saw the Scorps in the Monsters of Rock Show with VH and Dokken. Sounded good. Rained like hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (nrarD)

355 He doesn't know any of the lyrics.

https://youtu.be/vofNwO1u0mw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Vince Neil is 61. Phil Collen (Def Leppard) is 64.

https://is.gd/G4l40G

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (DRSnL)

356 341 Ratt > Twisted Sister.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Not gonna lie, kinda liked Ratt for some reason.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (OQFwJ)

Because Ratt was awesome?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

357 You blearily wake up at 11:30 a.m., that's beside you, and you HOPE it is a man.

And, OK, he's half Jewish. What's his non-human half? Fish or animal? Mineral? This galaxy?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (nMx88)

358 N.L.Urker your not missing much

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (k8B25)

359 MI SOS is going to court to fight the removal of 25,000 dead people from the voter rolls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (Wrs74)

I'd love to hear their legal logic for *that* one.

Posted by: pookysgirl, curious and curiouser at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (XKZwp)

360 Third best BT of all time, IMHO.

Definitely in the top 5. I did a listing a while back of Bond themes in order, and holy crap some of them are so godawful (the 70s ones, that mumbled trash by Billy Eyelash, etc). But some really stand out.

The one for View To A Kill (one of the worst Bond movies ever) by Duran Duran just sounded like an old unused DD song they tacked a few James Bond lines onto and stitched the bond motif into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

361 >>>If you have people comparing you to Dee Snider you need to find a better class of friends.
Posted by: blaster

>I only come to this gay bar for the cheap beer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (KD5bY)

362 "That's not a Wolverine!"

Dammit, Beavis, shut the hell up!

Posted by: Buttheat at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (ZSK0i)

363 336 will never, ever understand how some Jewish people vote left. Everything the left is doing is the same shit the Nazis did. Even a blind man could see this.
____________________

I have a friend who is Jewish and I asked him the same thing when Obama was president. He said its about money. Democrats bring them money through housing programs and food programs. He is a landlord who makes millions from social service tenants and another member of his congregation owns Price Chopper Supermarkets, which makes him millions from food stamp customers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (lf83v)

364 Round and round. What goes around, come around.

I'll tell you why.

?que?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (mZ3xv)

365 333 264 It was Frank Zappa, John Denver and Snider that appeared at the senate hearings on music censorship.

I definitely remember watching Jello Biafra testifying too tho right?

he was really impressive to little kid me

otherwise I was listening to Menudo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (w0NJk)

366 To say someone looks like an even worse version of Barbara Streisand than Barbara Streisand is really.....cruel.

Well done, Chuy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (t6t6M)

367 I honestly don't know what Dee Snider is.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (VdGjU)

I thought Ace explained it pretty well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

368 That is one ugly mofo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (sVtYq)

369 I would do anything for love ...
But I won't eat meatloaf.
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM

Oh, go on...just try a little slice.

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (4p7Em)

370 So he sang for Trump when he got paid to do it. Way to stand by your principles Deanna. I don't think I've listened to anything you've made since the mid-nineties. Thanks for chiming in. My mind has changed because of you Deana. Maybe you can sleep on Ozz's couch. At least he had some talent back in the day. You, not so much. I've heard better at a VFW karaoke night. GFY loser.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (zB9nf)

371 The Scorpions are one of the few bands I've paid to see twice. Excellent both times. One of the best live bands I've seen.

A lot of bands just can't carry it off in a live setting without the studio magic. The Scorps can.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (bW8dp)

372 "I'll never understand these rock stars and other musicians who make their entire careers -- and for some, huge fortunes -- basically on hedonism and not taking any shit from authority,"

At least the rappers have enough integrity to get themselves shot dead.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (qpX6U)

373 I'm OK with Ozzy returned to his native England to be buried.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (F5ekr)
_____________

Would he mind taking Megan "Gold Digger" Markle and Princess Harry with him?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (jpBkc)

374 Yeah, that really makes since Christ was...Jewish.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (tizKA)
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As was Paul ... and Peter ... and Barnabus ... and every Gospel writer....

And Paul said we would be grafted onto the branch of Israel.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

375 Ratt was in the top end of the hair metal bands, they weren't all terrible. I mean, its not just Tawny Kitaen wrapping her self around Jaguars that made Whitesnake's songs good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (Ivdso)

376
>>>>Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM

How about you...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Yeah, sure, I like those things, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (fE4Ea)

377 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM

Is it Me and You and a dog named Boo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (4I/2K)

378 Are albino children a particularly savored delicacy in Madagascar?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (QbQKU)

379 @341

>>Not gonna lie, kinda liked Ratt for some reason.

100 percent of teenage boys wanked it to the cover of Invasion of Your Privacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (otI1W)

380 >>> 359 MI SOS is going to court to fight the removal of 25,000 dead people from the voter rolls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (Wrs74)

I'd love to hear their legal logic for *that* one.
Posted by: pookysgirl, curious and curiouser at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (XKZwp)

They're just sleeping!

Posted by: MI SOS at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (llON8)

381 Pining for the fjords!!!

Posted by: MI SOS at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (llON8)

382
Vince Neil is 61. Phil Collen (Def Leppard) is 64.

https://is.gd/G4l40G
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (DRSnL)

I've seen Motely crue in the 80's and a few years ago, they've always kind of sucked live. Vince can't sing. Def Leppard was great, I last saw them maybe 7 years ago.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (0Cl6X)

383 Luke was not Jewish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (JwKr4)

384 And Paul said we would be grafted onto the branch of Israel.
Posted by: Axeman
__

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (tizKA)

385 296 > Ozzy was great and always will be.

Ugh. Ozzy isn't fit to hold Dio's microphone. Dude can't hold a note.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (UDFeH)

386 So wonder how I went near 3/4 century not knowing or really caring who deesnyder is?

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (0OP+5)

387 Blue haired Karens pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (XZ7dY)

388 You people who say you remember the PMRC hearings don't sound 29.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (krQz2)

389 Luke was not Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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No he was not.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (tizKA)

390 MI SOS is going to court to fight the removal of 25,000 dead people from the voter rolls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 29, 2022 03:33 PM (Wrs74)

I'd love to hear their legal logic for *that* one.
Posted by: pookysgirl, curious and curiouser at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (XKZwp)
____________

When oh when will The Man stop oppressing corpsmen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (jpBkc)

391 "I'll never understand these rock stars and other musicians who make their entire careers -- and for some, huge fortunes -- basically on hedonism and not taking any shit from authority,"

Or the mopey depressive rock bands who sing nothing but songs about how sad they are and how they cannot find love and life sucks while draped with groupies and swimming in a pool full of $100's. Shut up you douchebag, your life is not hard. Stop whining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (Ivdso)

392 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM (fE4Ea)

The Pina Colada song.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

393 Many are taught that Christians want to exterminate them for killing their Savior. Fear is a powerful motivator.

--

Plotting murder...for 2000 years!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (sVtYq)

394
Or was it always just marketing bullshit all along?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

*whistles absently*

Posted by: Rage Against The Machine at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (n+4am)

395 >>>Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker

; )

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (8rTNG)

396 371 The Scorpions are one of the few bands I've paid to see twice. Excellent both times. One of the best live bands I've seen.

A lot of bands just can't carry it off in a live setting without the studio magic. The Scorps can.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia a

I've seen them in the 80s. Agree wholeheartedly, excellent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (0Cl6X)

397

RedMind got it.

"How About You" sung by Francis Sinatra.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (fE4Ea)

398 > That thing looks worse than Keith Richards.

Richards looks like a man who's Seen Some Serious Shit.

Snider looks like the semi-retarded distant auntie who's spent the last 50 years sitting on the sofa drinking Popov vodka and watching soap operas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (bW8dp)

399 Dio is overrated.

** RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN TOWARDS THE TIME PORTAL/ELEVATOR FROM THE LAST IN VIDEO.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (otI1W)

400 Would he mind taking Megan "Gold Digger" Markle and Princess Harry with him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (jpBkc)

There are things acid can't diminish.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (nMx88)

401 Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker
___

Beautiful.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (tizKA)

402 I watched a documentary on Twisted Sister a couple of years back. I will say that they worked very, very hard to achieve mediocrity. I don't even really mean that as an insult; they legit worked hard. They had one decent album and some okay songs off a couple of others. That's about it. Snyder tried to mine the horror thing, but did so less successfully than Rob Zombie. My understanding is that Snyder really lost his mind over Covid and has been a chickenshit ever since then. But who knows, he could have been a sniveling weasel before then, but who'd know. Because why would they?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

403 Pretty sure the garish truckstop clownhookers union is going sue for defamation...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (XZ7dY)

404 Luke was not Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (JwKr4)

Skywalker?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (4I/2K)

405 Wow! Just listed something on ebay which I have not used in almost 5 years. Things have changed for the worse. I can no longer use paypal to get paid, I have to use a US bank account and give it to them. Plus I have to upload a a copy of a government issued photo ID to my account. They claim they will issue a 1099 for every transaction and are serious about it. Plus now apparently they automatically take out sales tax for the state you live in.

Things have changed in the last few years and not for the better.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (bVYXr)

406 Not worthy of doing a sound check for Chip Znuff? OUCH!

Posted by: the gay guy from Depeche Mode... no the other one at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (VDLxK)

407 Kamala Harris on Scrubbed Artemis Launch After ‘Unexpected Engine Issue’ - “A Lot of Good Work Really Happened Today”

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (nSdVr)

408 Nickelback > Twisted Sister

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (flINI)

409 Ratt sponsored a Top Fuel Dragster a few years ago.

Stephen Pearcy was on the track behind the car when it launched and he was the only one not wearing ear protection.

Even the guys in the booth doing the commentary said "I guess all those years of rocking on stage with high volume means he's used to it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

410 At least the rappers have enough integrity to get themselves shot dead.
Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:45 PM (qpX6U)
___________

In that respect the (c)rappers are remarkably civic-minded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (jpBkc)

411 If you guys want to see a shocker, look up Marianne Gravatte. She was the Playboy model on the cover of Ratt's "Invasion of Your Privacy."

She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She has not aged well, though. I am sure she is nice, and I am not insulting her, but she has changed into someone I would never connect to her younger self.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (lf83v)

412 > Ugh. Ozzy isn't fit to hold Dio's microphone. Dude can't hold a note.

Doesn't matter. He was still the perfect voice for early Sabbath.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (bW8dp)

413 348 What kind of fool hates meatloaf? Meatloaf is love.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

I would do anything for love ...
But I won't eat meatloaf.
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:42 PM (EZNt

Meatloaf... AGAIN???

Posted by: Old Crowd at Rocky Horror at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

414 399 Dio is overrated.

** RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN TOWARDS THE TIME PORTAL/ELEVATOR FROM THE LAST IN VIDEO.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (otI1W)

That's cool.

You can just be wrong over there, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (6FeV1)

415 Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker

Cruel Chuy is the bestest Chuy.

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (ONUv8)

416 The HQ neutron bombing of Snider--gutting his ugly insides while leaving his ass-ugly visage to warn others of the danger of treading on the Shelf Universe.

Ace must be recruited to do some serious trolling for Trump.
Trump would enjoy the savaging muscle and gladly take responsibility for having said whatever Ace ghost writes.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (dgkkt)

417 Dee Snyder even has the shrill hag part of histrionic cross dresser down.

I guess if you're going to go that direction, halfway measures shouldn't be accepted.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (5pTK/)

418 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)

419 Or the mopey depressive rock bands who sing nothing but songs about how sad they are and how they cannot find love and life sucks while draped with groupies and swimming in a pool full of $100's. Shut up you douchebag, your life is not hard. Stop whining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM

This. Over my 17 hour road trip to CO. I had the opportunity to sample many playlists so I looked for music I liked that I hadn't heard before. I found some good ones, but most of the music that is current all sound like the same guy. They all have the whiny pussy voice and are a perfect anthem to the current generation of youths.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (zB9nf)

420 402 My understanding is that Snyder really lost his mind over Covid and has been a chickenshit ever since then.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (KFhLj)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (8rTNG)

421
Gawrsh, Mickey, between Neil Young and Dee Snyder denying MAGA folks access to their creations, how will we ever cope?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

422 Dee Snyder was an idiot poser back when he was a bar band in New Jersey forty years ago. Now he is just an old idiot poser.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (8yM+6)

423 >>>Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker

I sense a future starring role in a remake of Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (4I/2K)

424 Plotting murder...for 2000 years!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 03:47 PM (sVtYq)

They're taught that Hitler was Christian and waged another in a long line of Holy Wars on them.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (IgOx/)

425 Dio is overrated.

** RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN TOWARDS THE TIME PORTAL/ELEVATOR FROM THE LAST IN VIDEO.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:48 PM (otI1W)

I disagree. Anyone that can take some of the most nonsensical lyrics ever and make you rock out with them is good in my book.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

426 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

Should have used Poise...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (XZ7dY)

427 Kamala Harris on Scrubbed Artemis Launch After ‘Unexpected Engine Issue’ - “A Lot of Good Work Really Happened Today
________________

Oh! A regular rocket scientist!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Posted by: Curly at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (lf83v)

428 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022 03:41 PM

Is it Me and You and a dog named Boo?
Posted by: Count de Monet

That Shits in my Shoe ?

Posted by: JT at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (T4tVD)

429 Jews have good reason for viewing Christians askance. For about 1500 years, every time something went wrong "Christians" would rise up and kill a bunch of Jews. There are still dipsticks out there who blame the evil Jooo for everything that happens. You know the kind, they make up most of Gab as far as I can see.

I mean Jews have had no better allies and friends than Christians for nearly 100 years, so you would think eventually it would sink in, but not so far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (Ivdso)

430 Twisted Sister sucked ass.

The 1980's called, they want your crappy song back.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (kweYR)

431 I remember a news article from the 2010s about a guy who tried to sue Israel and Italy for the Crucifixion of Christ. It got tossed, of course.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (JwKr4)

432 To sum up all of D.S.'s words, thoughts, deeds, work product, and life in the following phase: "HE SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!!"

Posted by: 1 at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (ZnVDo)

433 Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker

aka

Lot Lizard from Hell

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (tizKA)

434 Wanna see something awesome?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4orXwHdK2Q

Watch for the backward cymbals hits.

It also has a guy on fire.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (fuFN0)

435 She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She has not aged well, though. I am sure she is nice, and I am not insulting her, but she has changed into someone I would never connect to her younger self.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (lf83v)

See also: the chick from Huey Lewis and the News's Stuck with You video, who's now married to Pierce Brosnan.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

436 > they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

Which also explains many of Joe Biden's "we'll call a lid on it for today" incidents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:51 PM (bW8dp)

437 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)

It's never happened to me before. Honest. Give me a few days and I'll be ready to launch.

Posted by: Artemis at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (4I/2K)

438 @425

>>I disagree.

I do too, I was only messing about.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (otI1W)

439 Ozzy was good into his 80's. Now that he's 132, he's past his prime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

440 My hash is a new word — onuviate. I shall define it as: one who adheres to onuving.

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (ONUv8)

441 Stanley Kirk Burrell, AKA MC Hammer, is alive and well at 62 years young.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (QbQKU)

442 I mean, don't get me wrong there were plenty of Christians in Western history who were convinced of that revenge crap.

But in general, these were Christians who weren't thinking things through.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (krQz2)

443 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM

It does happen...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (4p7Em)

444 "Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak."

I'm saying a prayer for the guys working on engine number 3 under that fully fueled booster. Couldn't get me within 10 miles of that thing.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (qpX6U)

445 Twisted Sister is what my local radio station played when they couldn't sell a commercial slot.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (uVQvU)

446 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (nyNes)

447 Anyone remember Karma Police by Radiohead? Heard that this weekend and recalled that I liked it. You Deserve What You Get.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (Z6LNn)

448 405 Wow! Just listed something on ebay which I have not used in almost 5 years. Things have changed for the worse. I can no longer use paypal to get paid, I have to use a US bank account and give it to them. Plus I have to upload a a copy of a government issued photo ID to my account. They claim they will issue a 1099 for every transaction and are serious about it. Plus now apparently they automatically take out sales tax for the state you live in.

Things have changed in the last few years and not for the better.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (bVYXr)

Thanks for posting this - we are "decluttering" and have some stuff to sell and thought we'd use ebay. Never have done it before, and now after what you just mentioned, I don't think I want to.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (JrN/x)

449 Lot Lizard from Hell

SMH

You mean the dreaded Bush Monsters from deployment. Geez some people go TDY and everything goes out the window.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (XZ7dY)

450 I’ve been day drinking. Can anyone tell?

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (ONUv8)

451 Ronnie Dio and the Red caps - An Angel is Missing (1961)
https://youtu.be/ew8MUT00aK0

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (xPl2J)

452 418 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)

Oh, need a something launched?

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

453 I managed to live through the hair band/metal era, not liking any of them. Whenever someone says "yeah, most of them sucked, but not [insert name of band/singer here], I just look at them the same way a parent looks at their 8 year old child who insists the tooth fairy is real.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (YV6PJ)

454 Def Leppards first 3 albums were good. After that, not so much.
No idea how Anthrax got on the list. Every album they put out in the 80's was at least "pretty good."

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (DB16e)

455 Third best BT of all time, IMHO.

Definitely in the top 5. I did a listing a while back of Bond themes in order, and holy crap some of them are so godawful (the 70s ones, that mumbled trash by Billy Eyelash, etc). But some really stand out.

The one for View To A Kill (one of the worst Bond movies ever) by Duran Duran just sounded like an old unused DD song they tacked a few James Bond lines onto and stitched the bond motif into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

Best Bond Theme

Muse - Supremacy

https://youtu.be/avM_UsVo0IA

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (yHsuS)

456 Making the Zennials most-hated food, meatloaf, for dinner.

Posted by: SMH
interesting meme:
Meatloaf is the perfect "safe" word.. It means I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (Wy1BU)

457 Was done my heavy metal by the big hair band dayd

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (k8B25)

458 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's NASA.

Low bidder wins.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (QbQKU)

459 Hair bands?

"You spin me round, right round."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (XZ7dY)

460 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)

The Webb telescope had issues too that lasted for years. It's almost like rocket science is difficult.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (CqUXU)

461 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)
.........

These guys have never been to Baja, have they?

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

462
She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She has not aged well, though. I am sure she is nice, and I am not insulting her, but she has changed into someone I would never connect to her younger self.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (lf83v)

Damn. There is no way that's the same woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (mZ3xv)

463 Not interested in what any aging rocker has to say about today's current politics. Garden Party is basically a summation of how I feel about bands running on nostalgia.

My dogs are more interesting on the politics and arguably sound better howling than many of these one or two hit wonders.

Posted by: whig at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (CXr4y)

464 Most people who attending a Twisted Sister concert felt ripped off as they thought it was Dead or Live they were paying to see.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (fB2SD)

465 447 Anyone remember Karma Police by Radiohead? Heard that this weekend and recalled that I liked it. You Deserve What You Get.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (Z6LNn)

That's a great album. I think I wore out my CD I played it so much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (UuD2k)

466 Thanks for posting this - we are "decluttering" and have some stuff to sell and thought we'd use ebay. Never have done it before, and now after what you just mentioned, I don't think I want to.
Posted by: Moki

Are ya selling anything good ?

Posted by: JT at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (T4tVD)

467 Dee Snider

Dude got old.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (nyNes)

468 "Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak."

Hopefully they won't let themselves be pressured to launch with a serious fault, like with Challenger.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (qpX6U)

469 OT I just finished watching the first season on The Terminal List. Really a good show. Can't wait for season two. the cancel culture is trying to ruin Chris Pratt but the stuff he makes actually makes money. Something the entertainment wokesters I think are finally figuring out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (zB9nf)

470 443 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM

It does happen...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (4p7Em)

As you WELL know... we have pills for that 'failure to launch' now.

Posted by: Bod Dole at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (oHd/0)

471 I didn't make 58.

Posted by: Prince Rogers Nelson at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (flINI)

472 Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

Not true. Someone misgendered engine No. 3 as hypergolic and it all went to shit.

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (ONUv8)

473 And I think Barnabas was only half-Jewish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (JwKr4)

474 Hopefully Razorfist rants on this

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 29, 2022 03:55 PM (2XnYE)

475 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022
*
The Pina Colada song.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022

***
Unless there's a version of Rupert Holmes's song with extended lyrics, that's not it. And it's not "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo," either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

476 I’ve been day drinking. Can anyone tell?

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (ONUv

Wait. We all aren't?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (yHsuS)

477 >>>Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

>Hydrogen: I will not be contained.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (KD5bY)

478 > What's his non-human half?

Going by that picture, naked mole rat.

https://tinyurl.com/3dwd7hwy

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

479 Thanks for posting this - we are "decluttering" and have some stuff to sell and thought we'd use ebay. Never have done it before, and now after what you just mentioned, I don't think I want to.
Posted by: Moki

Licking lips...

Posted by: 87,000 New IRS Agents at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (nyNes)

480 453 I managed to live through the hair band/metal era, not liking any of them.
------------------
I was overseas for most of that. Then there was Dire Straits which were really good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (Z6LNn)

481 Hey Dee,

Your song was stupid and juvenile the day you penned it and it still is.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (LwkUs)

482 468 "Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak."

Hopefully they won't let themselves be pressured to launch with a serious fault, like with Challenger.
Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (qpX6U)

Well the space program is 70 years old... if you know what I mean and I think you do

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (AS+6f)

483 418 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)
---------

My understanding was they couldn't get one of the engines pre-chilled enough.

NASA should of hooked it up to our bedroom. The Mrs. likes it about 20 degrees above absolute zero for sleeping. Brrrr.

Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

484 Hair bands?

"You spin me round, right round."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:54 PM (XZ7dY)

Oof, that guy...
https://is.gd/NANij0

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (DRSnL)

485 Naked Mole Rat, "You will hear from my solicitor!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (XZ7dY)

486 People with famous stage names always have the worst names. It's always like Kool Kat aka Archibald Von Doofus.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (IgOx/)

487 Def Leppards first 3 albums were good.

I agree. Three great albums then meh, which seems to happen a lot. I can't mock their one-armed drummer using electronics for fills and so on, I mean dude is a fighter to keep going like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

488 Wait. We all aren't?

Thank goodness. I hate to drink alone.

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (ONUv8)

489 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing? Because AFAIK you either are or aren't, it's not a spectrum.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (zm+d5)

490 I didn't know Luke wasn't Jewish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (nrarD)

491 Kamala Harris on Scrubbed Artemis Launch After ‘Unexpected Engine Issue’ - “A Lot of Good Work Really Happened Today

----------

She said the same exact thing after the Space Shuttle Challenger blew up.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (lTkKa)

492 You Know My Name is almost as good as Goldfinger, as far as Bond songs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (44ww/)

493 I remember a news article from the 2010s about a guy who tried to sue Israel and Italy for the Crucifixion of Christ. It got tossed, of course.

_______________________

Have you or a family member been injured or killed in a crucifixion?

Have you or a family member been beheaded, stoned or been pierced with arrows or spears to the point of death for your faith in a Messiah?

If so, we're on your side. We'll get you the compensation you deserve. Call 1-800-MARTYRD today. And leave off the "E" for "Eternity."

Posted by: New Testament Personal Injury Lawyer at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (lf83v)

494
Dee Snyder?

Meh

Posted by: Angus Young at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (SWi3y)

495 And I think Barnabas was only half-Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 29, 2022

***
Barnabas Collins? I think his status of vampire was more of concern to everybody than his ancestry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

496 I thought Dee Snider was dead? Huh, still vertical. His music sucked.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (hM91B)

497 I want to know what being a half-Jew has to do with anything about MAGA.

Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (6RgRK)

498 > Dude got old.

Shit, that object is only 67?

Well, I'm going to be feeling pretty good about myself for the rest of the day, then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

499 To be fair I had not thought of Dee Snyder for more then a decade before he made this statement.

So maybe this is good for him?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (PbwT0)

500 "The Webb telescope had issues too that lasted for years. "

Do you mean Hubble with the misground mirror? That was Perkin-Elmer's fault. The fix was ingenious, and the repair mission was an outstanding example of one that could only be accomplished by humans in space.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (qpX6U)

501 >>>Def Leppards first 3 albums were good.

High 'N' Dry is a classic. Not a bad track in that record.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (xPl2J)

502 >>> You Know My Name is almost as good as Goldfinger, as far as Bond songs.

the Beatles' version, too

Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (B3oWe)

503
Ozzy was great and always will be.

Ugh. Ozzy isn't fit to hold Dio's microphone. Dude can't hold a note.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 29, 2022 03:46 PM (UDFeH)

No one, and I mean NO ONE, goes to an Ozzy concert for his SINGING.

One of the greatest concert experiences I've ever had is Ozzfest in the early 00's. The thunder of 60,000 toothless meth heads singing "War Pigs" in the bowl at Glen Helen Amphitheater is incredible. Ozz himself sounded like shit, but no one cared, including me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (n+4am)

504 I agree about ebay. I've been on it for 20 years, selling little things here and there. I couldn't believe how much "the listing and being paid process" had changed. For the worse. I just sold the last thing I'll ever list on there just yesterday.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (sVtYq)

505 483 418 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)
---------

My understanding was they couldn't get one of the engines pre-chilled enough.

NASA should of hooked it up to our bedroom. The Mrs. likes it about 20 degrees above absolute zero for sleeping. Brrrr.

----
That's one of those "wife jokes" isn't it?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (F5ekr)

506 That is the ugliest fifty something lesbian I have ever seen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (u4CEu)

507 Unless there's a version of Rupert Holmes's song with extended lyrics, that's not it. And it's not "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo," either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

That was my joke answer. Which backfired spectacularly on me once, when I guess Horse With No Name and that's really what it was.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (DRSnL)

508 Mystery Oldie lyrics:

"I like potato chips, moonlight and motor trips"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 29, 2022
*
The Pina Colada song.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022

***
Unless there's a version of Rupert Holmes's song with extended lyrics, that's not it. And it's not "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo," either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM

Sinatra's "How About You".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (4p7Em)

509 Shit! I could have had an ONU v8!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (yikp0)

510 The one for View To A Kill (one of the worst Bond movies ever) by Duran Duran just sounded like an old unused DD song they tacked a few James Bond lines onto and stitched the bond motif

A band named Durian Durian would smell like rotting meat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (VdGjU)

511 >>>Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
.......

What, no duct tape and bungee cords?

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

512 477 >>>Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

>Hydrogen: I will not be contained.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 29, 2

I know right?

Posted by: Johnny hindenberg at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (AS+6f)

513 Maybe a little Flex Seal.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

514 Barnabas Collins? I think his status of vampire was more of concern to everybody than his ancestry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

So in his case it was only half blood-libel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (6FeV1)

515 The Pina Colada song.

"I think you mean 'Pina Coladaburg.' A little song I wrote seven and a half f***in' years before 'Margaritaville' was even on the map!"
--Coconut Pete

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (Ivdso)

516
You're worthless and weak!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

517 It doesn't take a lot to be earnest in trying to see where the "other side" is coming from -- especially when "the other side" is easily discoverable. But the Left has utterly given up on trying to discover anything. They claim to be omniscient and omnipotent, while getting things as close to 180-degrees wrong on everything that matters.

Stop listening to narratives and: observe the world around you, think about what you're seeing, refrain from immediately casting anyone who disagrees with you as "literally Hitler."

This really is the very least anyone can do and still attempt to live in a diverse world. But the Left can't manage it, and in fact refuses to even try.

Thankfully, for most "influencers" like Dee Snider (whose 15 minutes ran out before the Tipper Gore Senate hearings were done) their influence is felt very little by very few.

Posted by: red speck at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (gS3OW)

518 I admit I like "View to a Kill" but DD is a sort of guilty pleasure for me overall.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (906pl)

519 Movie Jackass 3 used boys are back as intro

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (/6GbT)

520 489 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing? Because AFAIK you either are or aren't, it's not a spectrum.
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If they don't wear the beanie they ain't a Joo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (Z6LNn)

521 Shit, that object is only 67?

Well, I'm going to be feeling pretty good about myself for the rest of the day, then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Give him a haircut and he could pass for Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (nyNes)

522 I agree. Three great albums then meh, which seems to happen a lot. I can't mock their one-armed drummer using electronics for fills and so on, I mean dude is a fighter to keep going like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

His solo at the live show is insane.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

523 "we are "decluttering""

You will feel great about it when done, I promise!

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (qpX6U)

524 Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM (

Wow!

Nice.

Posted by: You won't believe this at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (9FBGz)

525 Are there Eh, Bee and Cee Sniders?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (VdGjU)

526 7 I want to know what being a half-Jew has to do with anything about MAGA.

Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2022 03:57 PM (6RgRK)

Just propaganda. Easier to hide behind than some other stuff.

Plus Trump is pretty socially liberal. His lying critics love to ignore that.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (IgOx/)

527 Another hair band, Alphaville. They were big in Japan

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (XZ7dY)

528 407 Kamala Harris on Scrubbed Artemis Launch After ‘Unexpected Engine Issue’ - “A Lot of Good Work Really Happened Today”
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Is this the rocket that's going to take men to the moon or are they going to let Musk do it safely?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (LwkUs)

529 My understanding was they couldn't get one of the engines pre-chilled enough.

NASA should of hooked it up to our bedroom.

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I thought that comment was going in a totally different direction, LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (lTkKa)

530 He and Neil Young should get together and form a band that no one will listen to.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (aeePL)

531 Say, this AhClem's pretty popular!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (p+1gI)

532 Kip Winger wrote a critically acclaimed symphony and a ballet. His musical chops are impeccable.

The song in question, and the image, were a product of the time. A lot of the deeper cuts had prog-rock tendencies, and "Pull" is a great rock album in general, as is Karma.

Dee Snider couldn't replicate the musical talent in a drop of Kip Winger's dick sweat.

Posted by: Oldstoke at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (TH2A9)

533 >>>Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
.......

What, no duct tape and bungee cords?
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

This FlexSeal is, how you say, the schnizzit!

Posted by: Zombie Werner Van Braun at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (4I/2K)

534 Funny or sad that these hair bands best songs were their ballads. Of course I'm not including Twisted Sister which was just a gimmick band.

Not hair band but Beth was Kiss's best song.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (CqUXU)

535 Because Ratt was awesome?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

Saw Steve Pearcy in concert this spring with my daughter. She told me before he came on that "I'm not sure I know any RATT songs" and then proceeded to sing along with every song (at least the chorus).

I am so proud that I have managed to introduce my baby girl to REAL music.

_SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (SEa82)

536 Maybe a little Flex Seal.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM

If it will float a little fat guy in a screen door bottomed boat, it can do anything!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (zB9nf)

537 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing?

They have infravision and +1 with charisma checks but only can control the weather machine once a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (Ivdso)

538 "I think you mean 'Pina Coladaburg.' A little song I wrote seven and a half f***in' years before 'Margaritaville' was even on the map!"
--Coconut Pete
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (Ivdso)

LOL. RIP, Bill Paxton...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

539 There is a school of thought that you can best judge a man by the prey he hunts.

Dee Snyder vanquished Tipper Gore.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)

540 Kamala Harris on Scrubbed Artemis Launch After ‘Unexpected Engine Issue’ - “A Lot of Good Work Really Happened Today”

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (nSdVr)

Remember what was being said earlier about admitting mistakes

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (IgOx/)

541 Thanks for posting this - we are "decluttering" and have some stuff to sell and thought we'd use ebay. Never have done it before, and now after what you just mentioned, I don't think I want to.

Posted by: Moki at August 29, 2022 03:53 PM

I would not have used it either but I am selling miniature gaming stuff and there is literally no local market for this stuff. I will get rid of what I can and then quit selling on ebay.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (bVYXr)

542 Nickelback > Twisted Sister
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 29, 2022 03:49 PM (flINI)

oh god. throw the towel, THROW THE TOWEL MIC!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (KdUK5)

543 My understanding was they couldn't get one of the engines pre-chilled enough.

NASA should of hooked it up to our bedroom. The Mrs. likes it about 20 degrees above absolute zero for sleeping. Brrrr.

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That's one of those "wife jokes" isn't it?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Hook it up to my ex-wife's bedroom.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (nyNes)

544 Muse was on the short-list of bands to get a Bond song. The recent picks, Adele and Jack White have been stellar, and has only faltered recently with weepy Sam Smith.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (44ww/)

545 I want to know what being a half-Jew has to do with anything about MAGA.

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Victim points. Attach yourself to an oppressed group. That's my only take.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (sVtYq)

546 He and Neil Young should get together and form a band that no one will listen to.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM

They could call it Kneel Oldster.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (zB9nf)

547 483 418 Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (mZ3xv)
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Equitable engineering.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LwkUs)

548 Pantera opened for Sabbath at that Ozzfest. Great show

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (nrarD)

549 There is a school of thought that you can best judge a man by the prey he hunts.

Dee Snyder vanquished Tipper Gore.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)

And then decided to steal her energy. Not a good look.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (IgOx/)

550 Tesla was a great band. Decent live too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

551 Jebus! How can anything that looks that bad actually be alive?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (eJn7u)

552 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing?

They have infravision and +1 with charisma checks but only can control the weather machine once a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (Ivdso)
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Maximum strength is 18/52

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (krQz2)

553 Yeah Artemis is a kit kluge where NASA sold Congress it was perfectly safe to use Shuttle SRBs as part of a new project to get to the Moon.

Instead of you know just dusting off the Saturn V plans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (XZ7dY)

554 I mean dude is a fighter to keep going like that

And his bandmates are mensches for standing by him. (But man do I hate the resulting album.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (KFhLj)

555 Welp, no road rage for me today. Just by reading this post, I feel I have chewed out every single bad driver on the road today.

Dee Snider is the summation of every idiot in the world today. He deserved every word shot into his inverted chest.

I feel even more superior to everyone on the left right now. Thank you Ace.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (sI15f)

556 514 Maybe a little Flex Seal.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

I would be the engineer who would crack this joke in the debrief afterwards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (mZ3xv)

557 Imagine thinking it's about the cross-dressing, tree-hugging, Jew part.

Posted by: Synova at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (BD/yx)

558 I admit I like "View to a Kill" but DD is a sort of guilty pleasure for me overall.

Its not a bad song, but the lyrics make no sense and it really feels like they didn't write it for the movie, but instead they repurposed a song that didn't make a recording.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (Ivdso)

559 Tesla was a great band. Decent live too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM

Wore that cassette out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (zB9nf)

560 On a serious note. I hope they don't blow up that very diverse crew. Or launch them into Saturn or some thing. My faith in nasa's scientific preeminence is not what it used to be.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (AS+6f)

561
Artemis. Ten years of engineering and they fail to launch because of a fluid leak.

They sell maxi-pads for that, gurrrrrlz!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

562 I managed to live through the hair band/metal era, not liking any of them.
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I was overseas for most of that. Then there was Dire Straits which were really good.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (Z6LNn)

I spent most of that time frame thinking Elvis Costello was the greatest thing ever. Can't stand the little shit now, but hey, tastes change.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (YV6PJ)

563 Dee Snyder vanquished Tipper Gore.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)

I resent that implication!

Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (PiwSw)

564 Best explanation of the Artemis issue was in the Babylon Bee:

"NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Realizing Female Astronaut Forgot To Fill The Rocket With Fuel After Last Trip"

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (7kNNF)

565 I think there's a word for 70s/80s hair metal "crossdressers" -- who copped that look out of conformity to Bowie and Gary Glitter types who in turn had used it to perv on j.b. goupies -- now flying the banner of "Hey, we were the first Trans, when ya think about it!"

That word, "chutzpah," became world famous as the chorus hook of Ratt's beloved Top 40 single, "Meshugenuh On Melrose."

Posted by: 80s Kaballist at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (qLyhZ)

566 Tesla was a great band. Decent live too.

Tesla was one of those "builds up to nothing" bands though. They would have a song that started to get more and more rocking like they had a blistering instrumental section coming then... faded out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (Ivdso)

567 Are there Eh, Bee and Cee Sniders?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 29, 2022

***
The sound of the name "Snyder" or "Snider" always makes me think of mosquitoes for some reason. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

568 Speaking of Webb telescope, I was at their site for awhile this weekend. They have posted surprisingly very few images from the thing. Maybe they can take only one picture per week or something. Or maybe it doesn't really work, and it takes awhile for them to do fakes.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (qpX6U)

569 Is this the rocket that's going to take men to the moon or are they going to let Musk do it safely?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (LwkUs)

This is the rocket that will take a woman and POC to the Moon. That's what the first sentence of the NASA website says.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (6TxNR)

570 552 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing?
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You never get the rain
only a drizzle.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (LwkUs)

571 How can anything that looks that bad actually be alive?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (eJn7u)

I know, right?

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (rVkkO)

572 530 He and Neil Young should get together and form a band that no one will listen to.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (aeePL)
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Slice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

573 447 Anyone remember Karma Police by Radiohead? Heard that this weekend and recalled that I liked it. You Deserve What You Get.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:52 PM (Z6LNn)

I found a bunch of my CDs in a box, OK Computer is in there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (0Cl6X)

574 Snider released Tipper's chakras?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (44ww/)

575 I mean dude is a fighter to keep going like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM

Very true. Although, I would gladly trade his other arm to get Cliff Burton back.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (DB16e)

576 If only I had a cornfield. I could mount a Dee Snider figure on a post and no crow would come within 100 miles of my crop.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (sVtYq)

577 Tesla was a great band. Decent live too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM

Wore that cassette out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (zB9nf)

According to my husband, Hair Metal Nation on Sirius plays a Tesla song every other song, just about.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (DRSnL)

578 Every Rose Has a Thorn was Poison's best song.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (CqUXU)

579 If they don't wear the beanie they ain't a Joo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 03:59 PM (Z6LNn)

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O.J. Simpson, not a Jew.

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (lTkKa)

580 I've been listening to a lot of Y&T recently. They were great and underrated.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (xPl2J)

581 560 On a serious note. I hope they don't blow up that very diverse crew. Or launch them into Saturn or some thing. My faith in nasa's scientific preeminence is not what it used to be.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2022 04:02 PM (AS+6f)

Wait. You used miles instead of km?

Posted by: NASA at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (nrarD)

582 Next up for We're Not Gonna Take It? Being repurposed for Metamucil commercials.

"We are gonna take it.........."

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (IgOx/)

583 Instead of you know just dusting off the Saturn V plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (XZ7dY)

Several years ago I was reading an article about how NASA can't do anything anymore and one of the things they mentioned in that was that the plans for the Saturn V no longer exist. Don't actually know if that is true or not but sounds about right to me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (NxOLn)

584 I would not have used it either but I am selling miniature gaming stuff and there is literally no local market for this stuff. I will get rid of what I can and then quit selling on ebay.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (bVYXr)

I would suggest opening a new bank account, at another bank, to use JUST for online stuff.

It's what I did, and its been a blessing. I only keep enough money in it to cover what I actually buy... I just transfer enough to it from my primary account.

It's also why my primary accounts no longer get locked up... if this one does? who really cares?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (oHd/0)

585 Very true. Although, I would gladly trade his other arm to get Cliff Burton back.
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*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (g90Ir)

586 Who wore it better: Dee Snider or that tranny Admiral?

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (7kNNF)

587 Amy Winehouse would have aced a Bond song.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (44ww/)

588 I know a guy who wrote a song 43 years ago and he is still living off of its residuals. A good living too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (flINI)

589 That word, "chutzpah," became world famous as the chorus hook of Ratt's beloved Top 40 single, "Meshugenuh On Melrose."
Posted by: 80s Kaballist at August 29, 2022

***
You could be snarking or being absolutely accurate, and I would never know.

What is that song with the line about "vampires on Melrose?" I keep picturing James Marsters as Spike outside a club at midnight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (J2vNu)

590 552 What's a "half-Jew"? Is that a D&D thing?

Sports a mock half-turtleneck instead of the OEM
ant-eater design.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (4I/2K)

591 If only I had a cornfield. I could mount a Dee Snider figure on a post and no crow would come within 100 miles of my crop.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 04:04 PM (sVtYq)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (lTkKa)

592 Why is Berserker not here lighting this thread up? He's going to be sad he missed it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (aeePL)

593 If only I had a cornfield. I could mount a Dee Snider figure on a post and no crow would come within 100 miles of my crop.

And probably every AMWAY salesman and Jehovah's Witness.

Alas won't work on IRS agents.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (XZ7dY)

594 Back in the mid-90s, there was a kid who worked for our marketing team -- doing schlubby intern stuff. Nice kid. Not one for school, so just trying to figure his life out. Used to play drums for a metal band. He brought a CD recording of some of their songs; it was that super-heavy, growl-y kind of music -- not really my thing.

Anyhow, one day he came in to say he needed to take a break. He was in a battle-of-the-bands kind of thing, and a scout for Ozzy was there. They asked him on the spot if he wanted to play drums for Ozzy's tour. Kid was out of his mind excited. We moved before his scheduled return to work, and I don't recall seeing him again, and always wondered if anything came of that.

Good luck, Kevin, wherever you are.

Posted by: red speck at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (gS3OW)

595 *shudders*

Thinking about Al Gore trying to eat his wife's face on life Tv.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (mZ3xv)

596 Dee Snider might be invited to Daryl's House . As a roadie.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (CqUXU)

597 'What's the "half-Jew" about? '

Hey - I have an idea for a song...

Posted by: Cher at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (AbL8c)

598 Several years ago I was reading an article about how NASA can't do anything anymore and one of the things they mentioned in that was that the plans for the Saturn V no longer exist. Don't actually know if that is true or not but sounds about right to me.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (NxOLn)

I also heard from a guy I knew who worked for NASA, that it took a LOT of skilled craftmen to build that rocket... otherwise things just did not work. More a work of art, than just an exercise in Engineering.

And all those craftmen have now retired.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (oHd/0)

599 Why is Berserker not here lighting this thread up? He's going to be sad he missed it.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 04:05 PM (aeePL)

...but Doctor, I am Dee Snider...
~Berserker

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (44ww/)

600 They have infravision and +1 with charisma checks but only can control the weather machine once a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (Ivdso)
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Until they establish a Shop at Level 9.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (krQz2)

601 564 Best explanation of the Artemis issue was in the Babylon Bee:

"NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Realizing Female Astronaut Forgot To Fill The Rocket With Fuel After Last Trip"
Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (7kNN

Lol. She left the door open all night now the battery is dead.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (AS+6f)

602 Wait, no, it was "vampires on Ventura Boulevard." "Free Falling" by Tom Petty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (J2vNu)

603 (Don't tell him I made that joke)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (44ww/)

604 Amy Winehouse would have aced a Bond song.

I think that's why they had Adele do one, because she could genuinely sing. Its not a very memorable song but she did well with it. Every theme after You Know My Name has been a pretty big letdown though. Almost all the Pierce Brosnan Bond films had great themes (except the last one, which was a godawful movie anyway).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Ivdso)

605 Funny or sad that these hair bands best songs were their ballads. Of course I'm not including Twisted Sister which was just a gimmick band.

Not hair band but Beth was Kiss's best song.
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (CqUXU)

Just like every cowboy, sings a sad sad song. Every ear has a worm.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (YV6PJ)

606 Dee Snider pees sitting down.

Tuck and tinkle, amiright?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (mZ3xv)

607 17 I thought that was a picture of Admiral Levine.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

Oh, good. I thought it was just me.

Posted by: sal at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (y40tE)

608 Def Leppard shouldn’t be on that list High n Dry and Pyromania should keep them off.
Anthrax barely gets a pass. Among The Living and two of the members being in Storm Troopers Of Death should keep them off that list.

Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (0jZnq)

609 That 10 Worst Metal Bands list wasn't great. Probably written by a non-metalhead. Back in the day you could have watched Headbanger's Ball for a couple hours and easily have seen 10 other bands worse than any of those on the list.

And some of the list selections are kind of baffling. Tesla's first album (Mechanical Resonance) and Def Leppard's first 3 albums (On Through the Night, High and Dry, Pyromania) were fantastic -- Pyromania especially was near-perfect. But if you're only looking at the huge radio hits like "Love Song" or "Pour Some Sugar On Me," well, yeah, the heshers back in the day were unimpressed by those.

Warrant, Stryper, and Winger were good picks for the list. I actually saw Warrant open for Queensryche, back in QR's Operation: Mindcrime days before they put out their own wimpy hit single. Warrant did not go over at all with the Queensryche crowd. At another stop on the tour I understand they were booed off stage. This was a couple years before "Cherry Pie."

Posted by: Alex at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (YjiAb)

610 Thinking about Al Gore trying to eat his wife's face on life Tv.
==
My chokra was a little tense okay.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (g90Ir)

611 578 Every Rose Has a Thorn was Poison's best song.
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Where is the sarcasm warning?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Z6LNn)

612 "NASA can't do anything anymore"

They're doing OK on the unmanned missions.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (qpX6U)

613 I also saw W.A.S.P. open for Iron Maiden on the Powerslave tour, and found them completely ridiculous (not in a good way). It was a daytime show, though, and all I could think of was how sunburned Blackie's butt-cheeks were going to get from the assless leather pants he was wearing. Maybe at night, with lights and pyro, it would have gone over better. Their opening song, "On Your Knees," wasn't bad but the rest of their set was forgettable.

A lot of metalheads thought Twisted were kid-stuff when they had their two big hits. They completely blew up their credibility when they did a cheezy cover of "Leader of the Pack."

The worst metal bands were corny, too derivative of better bands that came before them, and too try-hard image-wise. The aforementioned Warrant and Winger, for instance. Trixter. Tuff. Slaughter was another -- and that band came out of the ashes of another terrible band even though it had a couple of good songs, Vinnie Vincent's Invasion. And one band whose album-cover photo was so preposterously derivative and bad that I never even bothered to find out what their music was like: Britny Fox.

Posted by: Alex at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (YjiAb)

614 Lost the plans?

You mean the multiple companies like North American and Douglas have misplaced the designs for the parts they built?

Find that hard to believe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (XZ7dY)

615 This is the rocket that will take a woman and POC to the Moon. That's what the first sentence of the NASA website says.
Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (6TxNR)
.......

Because they're expendable? That's misogynistic AND racist.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

616 I thought Nasa's primary mission was "Muslim outreach". I swear the Left will abandon you like a dog in the street.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (IgOx/)

617 you sad never-was of a reject from a John Waters stress dream

Poetry poetry poetry!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (m78jL)

618
Dee Snider might be invited to Daryl's House . As a roadie.
Posted by: polynikes

He's the other brother Daryl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (63Dwl)

619 I agree. Three great albums then meh, which seems to happen a lot. I can't mock their one-armed drummer using electronics for fills and so on, I mean dude is a fighter to keep going like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

i was air drumming to Metallica the other day on my drive home from work when i slipped and lost a drumstick out the window.

I had to switch over to Def Leopard songs...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (KdUK5)

620
Pantera opened for Sabbath at that Ozzfest. Great show
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2022 04:01 PM (nrarD)

I couldn't believe how tight Pantera was onstage. Tightest live metal band in history. Not a bit of the sloppiness you'd expect from guys that drank, snorted and smoked as much as they did.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (n+4am)

621 I also heard from a guy I knew who worked for NASA, that it took a LOT of skilled craftmen to build that rocket... otherwise things just did not work. More a work of art, than just an exercise in Engineering.

And all those craftmen have now retired.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 04:06 PM (oHd/0)

It took a lot of them to figure out how to keep those F1 rocket motors from just exploding. That was a lot of the art that went into it.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (7kNNF)

622
Saw Steve Pearcy in concert this spring with my daughter. She told me before he came on that "I'm not sure I know any RATT songs" and then proceeded to sing along with every song (at least the chorus).

I am so proud that I have managed to introduce my baby girl to REAL music.

_SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at Aug

You broke the law in the first degree
Cold blooded bitch goin out on me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2022 04:09 PM (0Cl6X)

623 Tell us how you really feel Ace.😁

Posted by: Aud at August 29, 2022 04:09 PM (hXrCU)

624 (Don't tell him I made that joke)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (44ww/)
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I was just thinking you're lucky he isn't here.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2022 04:09 PM (aeePL)

625 Steve Perry had the best voice in the 80s

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:09 PM (mZ3xv)

626 Steve Perry had the best voice in the 80s
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:09 PM (mZ3xv)

***

Pffffft

Posted by: Barry Manilow at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (flINI)

627 i was air drumming to Metallica the other day on my drive home from work when i slipped and lost a drumstick out the window.

I had to switch over to Def Leopard songs...
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (KdUK5)

Cruel

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (mZ3xv)

628 That Dorny Park Ref at the end.

That was beautiful.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (al3mt)

629 I had to switch over to Def Leopard songs...
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022

***
The first time I ever heard the name "Def Leppard" on a radio show, I thought it was a deliberate Dr. Demento-type gag.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

630 Ace used to get mad at us for making cheap and easy homo jokes.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (IgOx/)

631 Lost the plans?

You mean the multiple companies like North American and Douglas have misplaced the designs for the parts they built?

Find that hard to believe.
==
More likely they don't have the specially made things that made various parts - molds for castings etc etc.

Posted by: its the things you need to make the thing you need at August 29, 2022 04:10 PM (8qtrr)

632 Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (KdUK5)

Hah! Did you start accelerating and decelerating over and over again?

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (CqUXU)

633 NOOD

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (k8B25)

634 607 17 I thought that was a picture of Admiral Levine.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

Oh, good. I thought it was just me.
Posted by: sal at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (y40tE)

I spent a LOT of years saluting 'Officers'... not because I respected them... I often did not... but because I was saluting the Uniform.

This retired Navy NCO, will never salute a Uniform again after that abomination was allowed to wear it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

635 And all those craftmen have now retired.

More like dead. Operation Paperclip after all was 1945.

But there was always an element of risk, as one of the German scientists once said of the J-2 engines was deciding how much fuel leaking was acceptable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (XZ7dY)

636 614 Lost the plans?

You mean the multiple companies like North American and Douglas have misplaced the designs for the parts they built?

Find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2022 04:08 PM (XZ7dY)

Got me curious so just looked. Apparently that claim has been in a book but NASA disputes it. Whom to trust, decisions, decisions....

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (NxOLn)

637 NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!

Posted by: Phil Swift at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (VDLxK)

638 Alas won't work on IRS agents.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___

Any portable computer with a sign that says "Hunter's Laptop"

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (tizKA)

639 And I thought "Guns and Roses" was a chapter title in a new Bond novel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 29, 2022 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

640 Not hair band but Beth was Kiss's best song.
Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:00 PM (CqUXU)

War Machine. Off the Creatures of the Night album.

Posted by: NASA at August 29, 2022 04:12 PM (nrarD)

641 >>I couldn't believe how tight Pantera was onstage. Tightest live metal band in history. Not a bit of the sloppiness you'd expect from guys that drank, snorted and smoked as much as they did.

They couldn't hang with Slayer.
Saw them share billing a few times. Not even close.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2022 04:12 PM (al3mt)

642 and Def Leppard's first 3 albums (On Through the Night, High and Dry, Pyromania) were fantastic --

Posted by: Alex at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (YjiAb)
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Abs.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2022 04:12 PM (krQz2)

643 Since we're talking 70/80's rock, I'll admit that I wasn't really big on Cinderella, but after having seen Tom Kiefer live, I LOVE the blues/rock fusion of songs like "Heartbreak Station", "Bad Seamstess Blues," and "Long Cold Winter".

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 29, 2022 04:12 PM (SEa82)

644 You want Klaus Meine.
You'd settle for Brett Michaels.
You'll get Dee Snider.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2022 04:12 PM (sVtYq)

645 Maybe they can take only one picture per week or something.

It takes a while to download that much data through the Deep Space Network. This is a serious comment.

Posted by: Squid at August 29, 2022 04:13 PM (ONUv8)

646 Fresh tyranny nood.

Posted by: Bete at August 29, 2022 04:13 PM (Tlfom)

647 Vinnie Vincent's Invasion

That first album is so over the top cheesy.

Yet, I kinda still love it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2022 04:13 PM (KFhLj)

648
This is the rocket that will take a woman and POC to the Moon. That's what the first sentence of the NASA website says.
Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2022 04:03 PM (6TxNR)

"Once we do that, we'll start working on a plan to bring them back."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2022 04:13 PM (n+4am)

649 Afternoon.

To be fair to Dee, someone on Twitter had asked if he would issue a cease and desist to...Kerri Lake's campaign, I think...to stop her from using We're Not Gonna Take It he said no, he wouldn't. He feels that that's censorship and that's not something he'll do.

Good for him.

I compare to Dave Grohl who, during the Napster controversy back in the day, he extolled the virtues of piracy. "No one really *owns* music, maaaan!" Yet still found it within him to slap Gee Dubya's campaign with a C & D for using Foo Fighters music on the campaign trail. Pussy.

Anyway, frontmen will always be loud mouthed jack-offs.

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2022 04:14 PM (ZtxHW)

650 578 Every Rose Has a Thorn was Poison's best song.
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Where is the sarcasm warning?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Z6LNn)

As in, the Least Sucky Poison song. which is sad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 04:14 PM (xPJvm)

651 new

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 29, 2022 04:15 PM (yikp0)

652 "Garish Truckstop Transexual Clownhooker"

This is not something I've ever encountered.

Where are these truck stops and how am I passing them by?

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2022 04:15 PM (ZtxHW)

653 It's horribly insidious what they're doing (intentionally or otherwise) with this bullshit about a woman and a non-white guy on the moon... It's always been understood that The Moon Landing was for all of humanity, One great leap for Mankind, and all that. Well, at least the Americans. But this idea that you're going to undo that with some uninspiring do-over where you just slap a couple people of the right categories on the Moon and say "SPONGE!" ( ... i mean... "FIRST!"... ) is just horrible. You're stripping the Moon Landing away from everybody but white men, and then handing everyone else a worn-out second-hand consolation prize like some kind of fucking favor to them. What the hell is wrong with these savages?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2022 04:15 PM (6FeV1)

654 I guess if you're going to go that direction, halfway measures shouldn't be accepted.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 29, 2022 03:50 PM (5pTK/)

Steven Tyler looks like that mom that didn't mind if you drank but wouldn't let you drive
Dee Snyder looks like Surgeon General Levine is going to look in 15 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2022 04:16 PM (xhaym)

655 As in, the Least Sucky Poison song. which is sad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 29, 2022 04:14 PM (xPJvm)

Yes, it was my ballad argument point.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2022 04:16 PM (CqUXU)

656 Well, at least the Americans. But this idea that you're going to undo that with some uninspiring do-over where you just slap a couple people of the right categories on the Moon and say "SPONGE!" ( ... i mean... "FIRST!"... )
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That would be hilarious if they accidentally got a Moron to the Moon and he yells out "SPONGE" as soon as he exits the lander...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 29, 2022 04:17 PM (YIVH2)

657 l didn't know that Dr. Rachel "He-Man" Levine had a sister.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2022 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

658 Its not a bad song, but the lyrics make no sense and it really feels like they didn't write it for the movie, but instead they repurposed a song that didn't make a recording.

None of DD's lyrics make sense. That's considered to be a feature - LeBon says that he has a meaning in mind when they're written, but he's never going to say what that is because he's had too many instances of people believing "wrong" things about the songs that helped them or made them happy.

Contrast with Bruce Springsteen who's spent 40 years whining that people didn't realize "Born in the USA" is supposed to be a Communist anthem.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 29, 2022 04:23 PM (zm+d5)

659 Dee Snyder looks like Surgeon General Levine is going to look in 15 years.
Posted by: Kindltot

Great minds and all @ 657

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2022 04:23 PM (oiNtH)

660 Sandra Dee>Kiki Dee>>Dee Snyder

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 29, 2022 04:26 PM (gzRSH)

661 Hmmmmm....we have a weekend MOVIE thread and a weekend BOOK thread, is it time to discuss whether we should have a weekend MUSIC thread????

-SLV

--And no, I'm not voluteering, had enough of that shit in the Army....

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 29, 2022 04:28 PM (SEa82)

662 In other hair metal news, I've discovered that WASP changed their direction like Skid Row did in 1989 and started making some killer heavy metal all the way through 2015. Go find their single Heretic on Youtube. Their album Headless Children is a classic.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at August 29, 2022 04:30 PM (vVSvq)

663 661 Hmmmmm....we have a weekend MOVIE thread and a weekend BOOK thread, is it time to discuss whether we should have a weekend MUSIC thread????

-SLV

--And no, I'm not voluteering, had enough of that shit in the Army....
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 29, 2022 04:28 PM (SEa82)

Joe Mannix has posted a couple of Saturday music threads that were fun.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 29, 2022 04:33 PM (v23vE)

664 Ace: “Dorney Park Puppet Pavilion” made me lol. That was the sickest burn of the entire takedown. Well played.

Posted by: AnabolicState at August 29, 2022 04:36 PM (e+EYy)

665 He's another Dr. Doctor Jill MD lookalike.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 29, 2022 04:44 PM (Yz02n)

666 Def Leppard at #9?

Sorry, but 'High N Dry' and 'Pyromania' are two of the best albums of the era.

Stuff after that? Meh. But their second and third albums are still in my vinyl collection.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 29, 2022 05:03 PM (TU8Tj)

667 Love the Phil Hartman reference. One of the greatest skits in SNL history

Posted by: Joe fingerblaster at August 29, 2022 05:03 PM (W+TLY)

668 As a Jew I can totally understand how a POS like this only encourages antisemitism. There I said it.
Posted by: Zek at August 29, 2022 03:19 PM (OzNIz)

His father was Jewish, mother not.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Zvtjl)

669 That Village Voice list loses all credibility due to the omission of Lizzy Borden.

Lizzy Borden was like the COVID of hair metal bands, obviously created in a lab and designed to sicken everyone exposed. The evolutionary apex of hair metal, archetypal to the point of self-parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSBNDevw0M

Posted by: The Fool at August 29, 2022 05:51 PM (1dzqn)

670 "remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew"

If I had the editing stuff I do on other comment stes, I would cross out everything after the "by a" except the four letters "tard", and it would look like this:
"remember it was written by a 'tard"

Posted by: GWB at August 29, 2022 06:11 PM (VBVUg)

671 >>>>you sad never-was of a reject from a John Waters stress dream

Poetry poetry poetry!!

...

thank you, glad that landed with someone. That was one of my favorites.

Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 07:02 PM (B3oWe)

672 >>>Ace: “Dorney Park Puppet Pavilion” made me lol. That was the sickest burn of the entire takedown. Well played.
Posted by: AnabolicState

thanks. A friend of mine used to make that reference and it always stuck with me.

Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 07:03 PM (B3oWe)

673 628 That Dorny Park Ref at the end.

That was beautiful.

...

thanks man. I got that from a friend.

Posted by: Chuy at August 29, 2022 07:05 PM (B3oWe)

674 Good shot, man.

I guess I didn't realize he was such a f'ing clown. Good riddance. Look, a lot of singers do weird and stupid for their moments of fame. If you took any of them serious, you wouldn't... actually... come to think of it? Dump them all. Actually, I have, and Hollywood too.

Posted by: Doom at August 29, 2022 07:22 PM (tWNmm)

675 Looks like someone Biden showered with a long time ago. Bet he asked iden to bend over.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at August 29, 2022 07:47 PM (EcD5Y)

676
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Posted by: Leslie Nolan at August 30, 2022 03:09 AM (aGRxc)

677 Is that the current HHS Secretary?

I can't tell.

Posted by: Callawyn at August 30, 2022 04:33 AM (sKM7R)

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