New York Times: It's Not Fair to Send the Illegal Aliens Demanded by East Coast Elites to the East Coast

No really.

There's a quote in here that's going to make your jaw drop.

But for now, just appreciate the first couple of quotes.

G.O.P. Governors Cause Havoc by Busing Migrants to East Coast
Thousands of migrants have been arriving on buses sent by the governors of Texas and Arizona. Many have ended up in homeless shelters and on the streets.

Oh, it's the GOP governors causing the havoc.

Some of us thought it might be the shitlib president and his shitlib Acela corridor supporters causing the havoc.

Aug. 4, 2022
WASHINGTON -- Lever Alejos was out of money and out of options when he arrived in South Texas last month, after a 1,300-mile journey from Venezuela that culminated with him crossing the Rio Grande in water up to his chin. The Border Patrol quickly arrested him, and after his release, he was offered a choice: a $50 bus ride to San Antonio, or a free bus ride to Washington, D.C., paid for by the State of Texas.
"I wanted San Antonio, but I had run out of money," said Mr. Alejos, 28, who has no family in the United States. "I boarded the bus to Washington."
A few days later, he arrived in the nation's capital, among a busload of weary migrants. He spent the first night in the plaza across from Union Station but eventually found a bed at Central Union Mission, where he hopes to stay until he can apply for asylum, get a work permit and find a job -- a process that could take months.
A political tactic by the governors of Texas and Arizona to offload the problems caused by record levels of migration at the border is beginning to hit home in Washington, as hundreds of undocumented migrants arriving on the governors' free bus rides each week increasingly tax the capital's ability to provide emergency food and housing.
With no money and no family to receive them, the migrants are overwhelming immigrant nonprofits and other volunteer groups, with many ending up in homeless shelters or on park benches. Five buses arrived on a recent day, spilling young men and families with nowhere to go into the streets near the Capitol.

Since April, Texas has delivered more than 6,200 migrants to the nation's capital, with Arizona dispatching an additional 1,000 since May. The influx has prompted Muriel E. Bowser, Washington's Democratic mayor, to ask the Defense Department to send the National Guard in. The request has infuriated organizations that have been assisting the migrants without any city support.
A vast majority of recent bus riders are Venezuelans fleeing their crisis-ridden country, and many have also been arriving in New York, often via Washington. Eric Adams, mayor of New York City, announced emergency measures on Monday to enable the city to quickly build additional shelter capacity. The mayor, also a Democrat, said the city had received 4,000 asylum seekers since May, fueling a 10 percent growth in the homeless population, with about 100 new arrivals each day.
Venezuelans have been showing up daily at the offices of Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of New York seeking help. "Their primary concern has been a place to stay, food for their children," said Maryann Tharappel, who directs the organization's immigrant and refugee services.
"The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

There it is.

There it is. That's the quote.

This problem, which we are creating with our progressive open borders policies, is a problem we demand remain far away from us, on the border, where the Dirty Grub-People of the red states can deal with it.

We progressive New Yorkers are too chic to have to deal with this riff-raff. Let the Red State Dirties deal with the Shithole County Dirties.

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The situation has led to back-and-forth accusations with the Democratic mayors on the East Coast in recent weeks. In the latest salvo, on Monday, Mr. Abbott sent a letter to the mayors, Mr. Adams and Ms. Bowser, inviting them to tour the "dire situation" on the border with Mexico.
"Your recent interest in this historic and preventable crisis is a welcome development -- especially as the president and his administration have shown no remorse for their actions nor desire to address the situation themselves," Mr. Abbott wrote.

The Biden administration agrees: This is a problem for the Red State Dirties to deal with, not the Blue State Swells.

The Biden administration said it had been in touch with Mayor Bowser, but Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House press secretary, said the governors were using the migrants as a "political tool" for their own ends.
"There is a process in place for managing migrants at the border. This is not it," she said, adding that the administration was continuing to expel some migrants, place others in custody and release those eligible to the care of local nonprofits "as they await processing."
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"This is a crisis created by Republican leaders in other states, however, unfortunately it's fallen on the mayor to allocate resources locally," said Brianne Nadeau, the council member who prepared the letter [requesting the release of DC emergency funds].

Really? Republican leaders created this crisis?

And it's a crisis now, huh?

When the Red State Dirties were being forced to deal with the consequences of your decisions, it wasn't a crisis at all.

When the problem was one you imposed on others, it wasn't a crisis. Now that they've forced you to deal with a fraction of the problem, it's suddenly a crisis.

That's interesting.

Why don't you find that interesting?

Have you ever heard that bit about how the French newspapers reported on Napoleon's escape from Elba and march on Paris?

It sounds like a joke but apparently it's real. The Parisian newspapers changed their editorial slant on Napoleon the closer he came to Paris' walls.

Here is how the US media reports on the coming of illegal aliens to the United States, first when they're far from the Acela Corridor, and then when they draw uncomfortably closer:

The Banks of the Rio Grande Fill With Hopeful Souls Seeking a Better Life

Courageous Thousands Stream Into El Paso Processing Centers Demanding Asylum; How Can We Turn Them Away?

Thuggish Governor Tricks Pure-Hearted Migrants On To Buses, Filling Them With False Hope

As Buses Travel Northwards, Low-Skilled Migrants With Little Ability to Speak English Begin to Feel Trepidation -- as Do Washington Officials

Multiple Coaches Filled with Semi-Educated, Lawless Drifters Could Reach Borders of City Within 24 Hours

MAYOR PUTS CITY EMERGENCY SERVICES ON HIGH ALERT BUT DIRECTS CITIZENS "NOT TO PANIC"

COUNTDOWN TO INVASION: MAYOR BOWSER HAS NOW AUTHORIZED CITIZENS TO PANIC

LOCAL RADIO STATION PLAYS LED ZEPPELIN'S "IMMIGRANT SONG" SIX TIMES IN A ROW, CAUSING RIOTS AND LOOTING
Radio Station Manager Claims Terrifying Stunt was "a Mistake"

SCATTERED REPORTS THAT THE FIRST OF THE "DEATH COACHES" HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ON THE I-395

THE DEATH BUSES ARE HERE. ALL HOPE IS LOST.
Los autobuses de la muerte estan aqui. Se pierde toda esperanza.

SE HABLA ESPANOL

Yeah, just like crime and inflation and murder, it's not a crisis until it starts affecting the shitlibs.

Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM

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1 🙀

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM (1MtXa)

2 Ha! I got a first.

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM (1MtXa)

3 ooo Top Ten

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM (SeyZ7)

4 I come from the land of the ice and snow...

Fucking Vikings.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 04, 2022 04:18 PM (zB/T/)

5 Do we call this the Jumbo-size or Abrams-size font?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 04:18 PM (llON8)

6 Senator Kennedy from Louisiana:
Always be yourself…unless you suck.
Liberals suck

Posted by: Jmel at August 04, 2022 04:18 PM (bVhJi)

7 Trepidation in DC!

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:18 PM (1MtXa)

8 Jeez what size font is that?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (DRSnL)

9 Giving DC and NYC all the "diversity" is a good start - but I want to see them in the exclusive zip codes in DC, NY, and CT....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (ESjRY)

10 Ha, get out of my head, Helena!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (DRSnL)

11 Jeez what size font is that?
Posted by: Jordan61

Venti??

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (1MtXa)

12 Allahbitch going out from Hot Air in style, whining and crying because Peter Meijer shook John Gibbs’ hand after losing the primary.

Posted by: radar at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (NG28S)

13 >>> Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (ESjRY)

10 Ha, get out of my head, Helena!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (DRSnL)

Horde Mind!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (llON8)

15 DC has only gotten 7200 aliens and they're whining like this?They should get 100s of thousands since DC is a sanctuary city.

Posted by: abbynormal at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (G/cAl)

16 Ha! I got a first.
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM (1MtXa)

Congrats! Now go call the NOOD.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (DRSnL)

17 Wow, bold move there Ace. Bold move

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (ESjRY)

18 I think every Republican Governor with problems with too many illegals should send them to DC and I'm sorry for the conservatives who live in the suburbs of DC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 04:21 PM (fL5aK)

19 I'm pissed that DeSantis hasn't bussed any to Dewey Beach or Brandon Falls Delaware.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2022 04:21 PM (cY9wR)

20 Cry more, fuckers.

Open borders is so wonderful...when *you* don't have to deal with the consequences.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 04:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

21 It's amazing how incredibly racist these mayors are. Just appalling

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 04, 2022 04:21 PM (vZqvS)

22 I really think conservatives have discovered the "cheat code" that gets something done on the border.

Keep it coming, this is only like 1% of the problem they are getting a taste of.

Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (FEkoi)

23 Congrats! Now go call the NOOD.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04,

They're smart, they are morons!

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (1MtXa)

24 I'm familiar with the cover of The Immigrant Song by Nine Inch Nails but I've never heard the original

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (eGTCV)

25 In: Evil welfare leeches

Out: The blessings of diversity

Between this and Tacox voters trending Republican Biden is really going to finish the Trump wall

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

26 Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

27 Excuse me, but when we discussed this at the Democratic Party retreat it was specifically stipulated that the migrants would be stranded in Texas and Arizona. New York and DC already have enough Democratic partisans to deliver for us so we sure don't need them here.

Posted by: Mayor Muriel Bowser at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (HCRZt)

28 To Shitlib east coasters:
HAHA

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (QEsfM)

29 Are the Dem mayors saying "No Pasaran" yet.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (CXr4y)

30 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Technically, NY is a border state. People come into NY all the time via plane and boat. But those border crossings are strictly enforced.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

31 I'm actually flabbergasted that Ducey okayed this. Being term limited, perhaps he's finally out of f*cks to give.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (TNyrE)

32 >>> 20 Cry more, fuckers.

Open borders is so wonderful...when *you* don't have to deal with the consequences.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 04:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

How dare they make *us* feel the consequences of *our* decisions!!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (llON8)

33 Remember when the FNM was threatening that if the illegals were all kicked out everything would grind to a halt.

Are...lawns still getting 'scaped in Austin? Are Wine Moms still getting Nannies in Houston? Seems so....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ESjRY)

34 IMMIGRANTS WELCOME!!!

But not here...

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 04, 2022 04:24 PM (TIFBt)

35 Heh. Good for Abbott. I wonder if the NYT recognizes their total hypocrisy at all, even if they don't report it.

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at August 04, 2022 04:24 PM (tgIla)

36 'm familiar with the cover of The Immigrant Song by Nine Inch Nails but I've never heard the original
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (eGTCV)

There used to be a very cute version on Yovtube with CGI kitties wearing Viking helmets onboard a longship. Worth watching

Also, get off my lawn.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:24 PM (xhaym)

37 >>> 33 Remember when the FNM was threatening that if the illegals were all kicked out everything would grind to a halt.

Are...lawns still getting 'scaped in Austin? Are Wine Moms still getting Nannies in Houston? Seems so....
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ESjRY)

Ooooh, in addition to massively taxing the cross-border wires and such, how about a VAT on cheap-ass labor?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 04:25 PM (llON8)

38 Make all those fancy restaurants in DC that allow Republican diners to be hounded out the back door provide tons of free food to the illegals.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 04, 2022 04:25 PM (fI5TH)

39 They're smart, they are morons!
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:22 PM (1MtXa)

Ah, so you're nood-withholding. Bold strategy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (DRSnL)

40 AZ has only sent 1,000 so far? They need to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

41 I do love Immigrant Song
https://youtu.be/P3Y8OWkiUts

Avoid the cover version, no one else has ever really equaled Plant's wail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV)

42 Send them all.

Send them to Martha's Vinyard. To Pelosi's mansion in SF. To Gate's house. To the Google campus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

43 Goose meet Gander.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (MxUom)

44 Heh. Good for Abbott. I wonder if the NYT recognizes their total hypocrisy at all, even if they don't report it.
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at August 04, 2022 04:24 PM (tgIla)
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No, they don't.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

45
How does the Southwest's ass taste, NYC and DC?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

46 Forget it Jake, It's DC

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (S+j2h)

47 AZ has only sent 1,000 so far? They need to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

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That's probably all Ducey could be talked into. I would anticipate that Kari Lake will turn this program up to 11.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (TNyrE)

48 29 Are the Dem mayors saying "No Pasaran" yet.
Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (CXr4y)

Well they're commie socialist anarchist bastards so...yeah, probably

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (XvPQV)

49 15 DC has only gotten 7200 aliens and they're whining like this?They should get 100s of thousands since DC is a sanctuary city.
Posted by: abbynormal at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (G/cAl)

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Yeah. It's been going on for 2-3 months.

Keep it up for another 2-3 months, and we'll have Democrats screaming about deporting all illegals just in time for the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

50 But, diversity is their strength.

All this additional diversity will make them a libtard Hulk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (Y5qcH)

51 AS FINE A PIECE OF BARED-TEETH SARCASM AS EVER PENNED

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (miD1H)

52 30 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Technically, NY is a border state. People come into NY all the time via plane and boat. But those border crossings are strictly enforced.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

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They are very proud of their history of "welcoming" Irish immigrants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

53 51 AS FINE A PIECE OF BARED-TEETH SARCASM AS EVER PENNED
Posted by: Thomas Anderson at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (miD1H)

Ace knows cruelty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

54 53 51 AS FINE A PIECE OF BARED-TEETH SARCASM AS EVER PENNED
Posted by: Thomas Anderson at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (miD1H)

Ace knows cruelty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

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Ace is cruel like the sea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

55 Ace, please see this:

@DrewHLive - 58m

DEATH CULT: A woman teaches how to build an altar for a post abortion, which includes a container for the remains of the baby after being aborted and the abortion pills on the altar, she ends the DYI video by kneeling before the altar, not satire

Full: youtu.be/qbQTWiPOHNs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

56 Ace is cruel like the sea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

That should be a song

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

57 You can stay here in TX detention behind those Obama fences for two weeks to two months, then two weeks to process, then a hearing before a judge

Or

You can get on the bus, take an air conditioned ride with meals to DC and within four days receive NGO or government housing and aid. Your choice.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (2I6ca)

58 Evil.

Pure evil.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (ijxcW)

59 55 Ace, please see this:

@DrewHLive - 58m

DEATH CULT: A woman teaches how to build an altar for a post abortion, which includes a container for the remains of the baby after being aborted and the abortion pills on the altar, she ends the DYI video by kneeling before the altar, not satire

Full: youtu.be/qbQTWiPOHNs
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

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So, she's getting time at the next Democratic National Convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

60 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

asking for a friend

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (sJHOI)

61 What the NYT meant to say was 'We wanted those filthy wetbacks to invade red states and ruin those lives, we don't want them here.'

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (lTGtQ)

62 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

Have you f'ing heard of Ellis Island? The poem at the Statue of Liberty?

I hate these people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)

63 >My opinion turned when it was noted that he had a significant stake in the company that makes the airport body scanners that were amazingly enough required by an act of Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (IEa8U)

It was the TSA agents wearing glasses with black-and-white swirls that gave me the creeps.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (44ww/)

64 Oh, it's the GOP governors causing the havoc.

Some of us thought it might be the shitlib president and his shitlib Acela corridor supporters causing the havoc.
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Nope. It's the governors. And they mean it, and it's not because they're insane. How it is supposed to work is, "I make and pass and support policies and the consequences of those policies are comfortably distant from me, out in flyover country where the rubes life." This makes it into "I make and pass and support policies and suddenly have to deal with the consequences."

The correct conclusion to this is "my policies were wrong." The conclusion they reach is, "those flyover rubes failed to insulate from my from the consequences, and since that this their freaking *job,* they have failed at it and all of this is their fault." It's rational - sort of - but it isn't right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (WWh8n)

65 What does the east coast have against breakfast tacos?

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

66 Their lack of self-awareness is so complete it's almost funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

67 Better there than here. The Walmart parking lot looks like a Mayan invasion.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 04:31 PM (uH1zk)

68
I've got wood.

Mahogany for sure, possibly even ebony.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 04:31 PM (n+4am)

69 61 What the NYT meant to say was 'We wanted those filthy wetbacks to invade red states and ruin those lives, we don't want them here.'
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (lTGtQ)

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Generously, it could be, "We literally had no idea how bad it was since nothing between the Hudson River and Beverly Hills is actually real."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

70 IMMIGRANTS WELCOME!!!
But not here...
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 04, 2022 04:24 PM (TIFBt)

I used to have a picture of my insane liberal (BIRM) neighbor's front yard with both the "It Doesn't Matter Where You Are From, You Are Welcome Here" sign in three languages, next to the "Keep Out" signs.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (xhaym)

71 What's the problem?
Is there a shortage of rape-able 10 year olds?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, avoiding floods at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (jTmQV)

72
I'm pissed that DeSantis hasn't bussed any to Dewey Beach or Brandon Falls Delaware.
Posted by: Blue Hen

Greenville, DE has plenty of open ground around it for them to set up migrant camps upon -- including golf courses -- and folks with more than adequate means to support them, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

73 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

74 42 Send them all.

Send them to Martha's Vinyard. To Pelosi's mansion in SF. To Gate's house. To the Google campus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

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I don't know. Paul Pelosi would probably shoot them all. He looks like a mean drunk.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (IW8z9)

75
The Big Bus

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074205

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (63Dwl)

76 Pardon moi but I was led to understand that we would be able to announce our support of the taco persons from afar while really giving those awful, awful people in Texas a real pranging and I had no notion that we would have to, ahem, share space with them.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (HCRZt)

77 Diversity is our strength! No, not ours you inbred hick — yours!

Posted by: Squid at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (PEi3W)

78 ace, I think this post goes into your "epic" file. There's the Kaboom one, right, and the Maguffin or whatever it was (I didn't really get either, but that's me).

This is beyond poetry.

And as a commenter just noted, the literally unbelievable idiocy just won't stop getting deeper: NY state is "not on the border".

If I weren't so wordless at America's unrecognizably degraded state I'd have better comments.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (OTzUX)

79 When the problem was one you imposed on others, it wasn't a crisis. Now that they've forced you to deal with a fraction of the problem, it's suddenly a crisis.
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Yup. The rubes not only failed to insulate them from their own policies, the rubes went so far as to directly expose them to their own policies. It is absolutely the rubes' fault. The rubes didn't hold up their end of the transaction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 04:32 PM (WWh8n)

80 Perhaps NYC pols would like to review the inscription on the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (apsk+)

81 Do you have any idea how many a shanty town in the National Mall could house?
Easily a couple hundred thousand.

NYFC Central Park?
Millions.

Don't know if we don't try.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (FyTt0)

82 Ace is bordering on cruelty!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (gRF5m)

83 59 55 Ace, please see this:

@DrewHLive - 58m

DEATH CULT: A woman teaches how to build an altar for a post abortion, which includes a container for the remains of the baby after being aborted and the abortion pills on the altar, she ends the DYI video by kneeling before the altar, not satire

Full: youtu.be/qbQTWiPOHNs
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Molech worshippers got smited in the Old Testament pretty frequently. Even made the Romans (who were not particularly moral) dislike the Carthagenians for baby sacrifice and destroy the practice. The Carthagenian elite often 'adopted' a child just in order to hand them over to authorities to sacrifice them.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (CXr4y)

84 Texas is getting the equivalent of a Minneapolis in illegal aliens per month. Its your turn, blue shitholes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (lTGtQ)

85 49 15 DC has only gotten 7200 aliens and they're whining like this?They should get 100s of thousands since DC is a sanctuary city.
Posted by: abbynormal at August 04, 2022 04:20 PM (G/cAl)

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Yeah. It's been going on for 2-3 months.

Keep it up for another 2-3 months, and we'll have Democrats screaming about deporting all illegals just in time for the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

Hey! Our diverse and welcoming cities are only sanctuaries for poor downtrodden asylum-seekers fleeing ICE Nazis hunting them down like dogs! The people now being illegally and unconstitutionally sent to our welcoming and diverse cities are not fleeing from ICE Nazis, so we don't want them!!!

Posted by: Woke Mayors, Inc. at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (AMIL/)

86 The buses should start going to Buckhead, Falls Church, Loudon, Malibu, and Santa Clara. Then we'd have some real fun.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (IEa8U)

87 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

I was assured by New Yorkers that the poem on the Statue of Liberty has the force of law and we must let in all the immigrants.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (zm+d5)

88 MOAR PLEASE!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (bx+f8)

89 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

asking for a friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (sJHOI)
........

El butthole caliente?

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

90 Ooooh, in addition to massively taxing the cross-border wires and such, how about a VAT on cheap-ass labor?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 04:25 PM (llON

Better, let's disallow write offs to employers for wages paid to employees that don't have matching SSN, DOB and name, AND for employees with SSNs that are repeated with other employers, until the employee gets his data right and proves he is the real xxx-xx-xxxx

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (xhaym)

91 Wait...New York borders Canada....and New Jersey. It's totes a border state!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (XvPQV)

92 https://youtu.be/ApxnAr6pRt0

An oldie but goody; Immigrant Song (Viking Kitties!)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (4vi12)

93 91 Wait...New York borders Canada....and New Jersey. It's totes a border state!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (XvPQV)

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It also borders the sea, which is almost as cruel as Ace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

94 The buses should start going to Buckhead, Falls Church, Loudon, Malibu, and Santa Clara. Then we'd have some real fun.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:33 PM (IEa8U)

Atlanta is already a hub for human trafficking. Buckhead is overrun with drive-bys and carjackings. I hope they're able to secede from Atlanta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

95 31 I'm actually flabbergasted that Ducey okayed this. Being term limited, perhaps he's finally out of f*cks to give.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle
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He may want a future in politics in other offices. Or, the 2020 election paid his debt to the Machine.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (CXr4y)

96 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

El butthole caliente?
Posted by: wth

Los Maricorns

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (IEa8U)

97 and many have also been arriving in New York, often via Washington.

DC is putting them on their bus and shipping them to NY?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (2I6ca)

98
Mahogany for sure, possibly even ebony.]/i]

Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (63Dwl)

99 Do you know how Henry Hudson died?

He was looking for a Northwest passage in the Artic. The were in Hudson Bay and miserable, but he wanted to press on. So his crew mutinied, put him and his family in a boat, and left them. The crew went home and Hudson and his family were never seen again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (Y5qcH)

100 Wait...New York borders Canada....and New Jersey. It's totes a border state!

LOL. New Jersey counts as a third world country, I'll allow it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (zm+d5)

101 Bus them to Rehoboth Beach, DE and Martha's Vineyard.

Oh, Big Mike wants us all to wish his husband Barry a Happy Birfday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

102 THEIR POLICIES ARE GREAT AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR POLICIES... THEN IT IS HITLERIFIC.

Fuck these leftists with the sideways barbwire wrapped and dipped in habanero sauce sideways pineapple... or just buss the angels of the lord to their enclaves.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (u4CEu)

103 I get the political ploy and agree with the premise of "if you can't beat them, join them", but it does kinda suck we're cheering for these people to be sent further into our country which means they'll permanently stay.

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (MPYWI)

104 They are upset at 6,200 immigrants when over 2,000,000 have come across the border since Joe Biden became President.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (RHGPo)

105 That's an interesting response.

Border states are BETTER EQUIPPED to handle an influx of illegals than we are!!!!

Um, we were equipped when A WALL WAS BEING BUILT.

Now we're just as fucked as you are, but you're OK because we're a RED state.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Buckhead is overrun with drive-bys and carjackings.

Used to be an oasis in that armpit of a city. No mas.

Posted by: Squid at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (PEi3W)

107 And as a commenter just noted, the literally unbelievable idiocy just won't stop getting deeper: NY state is "not on the border".

If I weren't so wordless at America's unrecognizably degraded state I'd have better comments.

Posted by: rhomboid

Canadians are white, ergo the NYT is racist, as they only object to non-white aliens.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (lTGtQ)

108 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?
asking for a friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (sJHOI)

Viruela de Mono

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (xhaym)

109 Yeah, just like crime and inflation and murder, it's not a crisis until it starts affecting the shitlibs.
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Right. The shitlibs live in a safe, insulated world while *we* deal with the consequences of their actions. Immunity from their own actions is the key governing and political principle for the shitlibs. It doesn't matter how expensive houses are or how violent the cities are or how shitty the schools are or how expensive food is or anything because they have the money and influence to escape all of that. They can live in gated houses and neighborhoods, send their kids to private schools, have exotic foods delivered, etc. They are immune, and that immunity is *the* cornerstone of their entire worldview and the predicate upon which their entire lives are built.

Being forced to deal with consequences as a result of their positions - even if it is in a minor way - shatters their world. The higher up you are, the more this is true. For a city like NYC or Washington, this is a frame-shattering event, just like somebody leaping the fence and burning down Zuckerberg's garage and getting away with it would shatter his.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 04:37 PM (WWh8n)

110 OK Ace ya got me. I actually googled "IMMIGRANT SONG 6 TIMES IN A ROW" to make sure you weren't doing actual reporting.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (RaWcF)

111 I though the only NIMBY's were here in Santa Cruz.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

112 Blow me liberals. Or as they say on the border, chupamela.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (yrCUI)

113 "Si Se Puede!"

"...bu,t we shouldn't HAVE to!"

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (CLmI/)

114 >>> Yup. The rubes not only failed to insulate them from their own policies, the rubes went so far as to directly expose them to their own policies. It is absolutely the rubes' fault. The rubes didn't hold up their end of the transaction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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George Mitchell, sounds like George Mitchell. Is he alive? If he's alive they should drop a bus load off at his house.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (2I6ca)

115 "offices of Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of New York seeking help. "Their primary concern has been a place to stay, food for their children," said Maryann Tharappel, who directs the organization's immigrant and refugee services."

Catholic Charities are a big part of the problem, they get Fed money, as well as money from the Roman Catholic Bishops (who get it from the parishes impacted by the aliens) to 'help' these invaders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (MxUom)

116 John McClane: Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (RHGPo)

117 lol

Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

Nikki Fried, who's running for governor against Ron DeSantis, held a virtual press event with a couple of health experts. At the end, she asked to field questions from members of the media. None of them showed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

118 114 George Mitchell, sounds like George Mitchell. Is he alive? If he's alive they should drop a bus load off at his house.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (2I6ca)

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I don't know about George Mitchell, but George Michael should understand that there's always money in the banana stand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

119 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

Have you f'ing heard of Ellis Island? The poem at the Statue of Liberty?

Yeah, but I never saw anyone sitting on a pony !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (T4tVD)

120
DC is putting them on their bus and shipping them to NY?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (2I6ca)

They "walked" from Venezuela, so they're good at it. NY is just a hop, skip and a jump away from DC. Piece of cake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

121 And while darkly amusing this really won't change a thing.

Nearly 3 decades of this, and the country as a whole has managed one, meaningful response, installing a true outsider in the WH (by a razor thin margin) who voiced the policy preferences of super-majorities+ on the matter.

He was effectively neutered by lawless collapsed institutions, the GOP, and as always public indifference to same that enables it (almost nobody supports borderless idiocy, but few ever vote based on that). Had some impact, but it was easily/instantly erased when the country beclowned itself beyond redemption in 2020.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (OTzUX)

122 115 "offices of Catholic Charities of the Archdiocese of New York seeking help. "Their primary concern has been a place to stay, food for their children," said Maryann Tharappel, who directs the organization's immigrant and refugee services."

Catholic Charities are a big part of the problem, they get Fed money, as well as money from the Roman Catholic Bishops (who get it from the parishes impacted by the aliens) to 'help' these invaders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 04:38 PM (MxUom)

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Where did they sleep and eat before they left home? Oh, their home? I guess they can go back there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

123 thanks jane, i put it in quick hits

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2022 04:39 PM (B3oWe)

124 "There is a process in place for managing migrants at the border. This is not it," she said[...]

A bus ticket to San Antonio is a "process in place"? GFY, tranny Emmanuel Lewis. Sideways.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

125 Corona-Chan is Monkeypox, and it is back.

Expect illegal lockdowns over the new declaration of emergency.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (xhaym)

126 Wait...New York borders Canada....and New Jersey. It's totes a border state!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (XvPQV)

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It also borders the sea, which is almost as cruel as Ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

It feels like I've heard that somewhere before....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (XvPQV)

127 >>I get the political ploy and agree with the premise of "if you can't beat them, join them", but it does kinda suck we're cheering for these people to be sent further into our country which means they'll permanently stay.

Unless and until we get a president again who takes border security and deportation seriously they are going to stay no matter where they are in the US.

If this finally starts causing blue state politicians to tell Biden to stop this shit then it might slow the influx. Just last week Biden authorized completion of 3 section of the wall in the Yuma, AZ area when he swore he wouldn't build one foot of wall during the campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

128 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

asking for a friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

Me pantalones estan en fuego.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (lTGtQ)

129 64 Oh, it's the GOP governors causing the havoc.

Some of us thought it might be the shitlib president and his shitlib Acela corridor supporters causing the havoc.
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Nope. It's the governors. And they mean it, and it's not because they're insane. How it is supposed to work is, "I make and pass and support policies and the consequences of those policies are comfortably distant from me, out in flyover country where the rubes life." This makes it into "I make and pass and support policies and suddenly have to deal with the consequences."

The correct conclusion to this is "my policies were wrong." The conclusion they reach is, "those flyover rubes failed to insulate from my from the consequences, and since that this their freaking *job,* they have failed at it and all of this is their fault." It's rational - sort of - but it isn't right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (WWh8n)

I see you've read the Hunger Games...

Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (exHjb)

130 124 "There is a process in place for managing migrants at the border. This is not it," she said[...]

A bus ticket to San Antonio is a "process in place"? GFY, tranny Emmanuel Lewis. Sideways.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

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There are also court dates. Will they be helping these people meet their court dates?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

131 Catholic Charities are a big part of the problem, they get Fed money, as well as money from the Roman Catholic Bishops (who get it from the parishes impacted by the aliens) to 'help' these invaders.
_____________________________________________

They also get federal U.S. dollars to serve the people of Guatemala and Honduras and Mexico in their home nations so they don't have to migrate north.

How's that working out?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (lf83v)

132 Wait until school starts and the locals realize all their services have been taken by their precious migrants. Oh, and there will be another tax increase.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (yrCUI)

133 @36 There used to be a very cute version on Yovtube with CGI kitties wearing Viking helmets onboard a longship. Worth watching

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Sadly, the important but there is "used to be". I used to be able to just search for "Viking kitties" to find it. But a few years ago, a search merely turned up another site that mentioned the original had been pulled down.

Shame.

Posted by: junior at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (mkvev)

134 >>Buckhead is overrun with drive-bys and carjackings.

So sad. He was such a great guitarist.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (CLmI/)

135 Send a few of our friends from Iran, Iraq, China, etc. who slipped across our border. That should liven things up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

136 129 I see you've read the Hunger Games...
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (exHjb)

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Reading is for nerds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

137 87 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

I was assured by New Yorkers that the poem on the Statue of Liberty has the force of law and we must let in all the immigrants.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2022 04:34 PM (zm+d5)

LOL Alinsky said - Make them live up to their principles!

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (AMIL/)

138 Well that's gonna be a 4 hour woody for sure. This works so well we need to branch out. Increase the number of cities and busses. Chicago, San Francisco, New York, Seattle. Let those that have a lived experience of only 10% of the US experience the life of the other 90% that they are so sure they should be making decisions for.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (T/vhV)

139 I bet NYC and DC can refuse "our southern border guests" on the basis of the national declaration of medical emergency over Monkeypox.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (xhaym)

140 I saw Tranny Emmanuel Lewis open for They Might Be Giants at The Music Factory in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

141 The buses should start going to Buckhead, Falls Church, Loudon, Malibu, and Santa Clara. Then we'd have some real fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Deerbornistan should get a healthy dose as well as St Paul and let us not forget Chicago!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (MxUom)

142 DeSantis and Abbot aren't causing the chaos, they're just exporting it.

Think of it as an "equity" adjustment, and maybe you will be happier.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (QY+6a)

143 Like KABOOM Or my cab driver just rammed a screwdriver 🪛 through my eardrum.

It's hard to larf tho. It a bus full of flaming clown 🤡 boners. (Why is there 🤔 no emoji for boner?)

Posted by: A classic at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (Zy/qQ)

144 And as a commenter just noted, the literally unbelievable idiocy just won't stop getting deeper: NY state is "not on the border".

Yoo hoo, darlings!

Posted by: Ellis Fucking Island at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (ppBhU)

145 Send them to the Hamptons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (lf83v)

146 Catholic Charities has a place in Syosset, NY which is one of the wealthiest areas on Long Island. They’ve been taking in illegals since Brandon opened the borders. It’s lovely seeing them milling about the very exclusive area. Unfortunately, the residents will still vote democommie every time.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (NVtgT)

147 Spread them out: Examples: Rehobeth & Dewey Beach, DE; Haddonfield, Summitt & Livington NJ; West Chester NY (drop em, not drive throughs), etc. In other words, every elite area that supported O repeatedly.

That's the way to do it.

Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (NIYa7)

148 87 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

I am right here.

Posted by: Ellis Island at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (cY9wR)

149 Buckhead is overrun with drive-bys and carjackings. I hope they're able to secede from Atlanta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hmm, ok. Then Short Hills NJ.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (IEa8U)

150 139 I bet NYC and DC can refuse "our southern border guests" on the basis of the national declaration of medical emergency over Monkeypox.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (xhaym)

It would be funny if that's the designated "crisis" to go back to a "stay in Mexico" policy...well, that and the crisis of 2nd gen Hispanics voting solidly R...

Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

151 They're complaining about a whopping seven thousand illegal aliens when we are dealing with probably 100 times that?? What a bunch of SHITHEADS.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (8548M)

152 140 I saw Tranny Emmanuel Lewis open for They Might Be Giants at The Music Factory in 2014.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Was it a short show?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)

153 The Hamptons are nice this time of year. Also Beverly Hills.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

154 148 87 NY doesn't have the infrastructure to process immigrants from foreign countries.

I am right here.
Posted by: Ellis Island at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (cY9wR)

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You are a museum now. A symbol of the racism of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

155 133 @36 There used to be a very cute version on Yovtube with CGI kitties wearing Viking helmets onboard a longship. Worth watching

Sadly, the important but there is "used to be". I used to be able to just search for "Viking kitties" to find it. But a few years ago, a search merely turned up another site that mentioned the original had been pulled down.

Shame.
Posted by: junior

It's on YTube. I posted it above. #92

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (4vi12)

156 150 139 I bet NYC and DC can refuse "our southern border guests" on the basis of the national declaration of medical emergency over Monkeypox.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (xhaym)

It would be funny if that's the designated "crisis" to go back to a "stay in Mexico" policy...well, that and the crisis of 2nd gen Hispanics voting solidly R...
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 04:42 PM (exHjb)

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They will first implement the "Stay in Texas" policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

157 >>Buckhead is overrun with drive-bys and carjackings.

>So sad. He was such a great guitarist.

I think he peaked with The Little Rascals.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

158 Vermont is really mostly empty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (w0NJk)

159 They Might Be Giants wrote a song for homestarrunner.com. Remember them?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (44ww/)

160
Was it a short show?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)

In more ways than one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

161 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?
asking for a friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM

Viruela del simio

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (RkC6l)

162 On the bright side, this is more evidence in support of my contention that all of Biden's policies are not only failures but absolute disasters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (FVME7)

163 Maybe send them to Martha's Vineyard? I hear there is a compassionate ex-president that lives there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (lf83v)

164 =========

I don't know about George Mitchell, but George Michael should understand that there's always money in the banana stand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That sounded just like Mitchell screwing GHWB.
I think Bush liked it he allowed it so many times.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (2I6ca)

165 There are also court dates. Will they be helping these people meet their court dates?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

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They don't actually show up for those, do they?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (DRSnL)

166 "There is a process in place for managing migrants at the border. This is not it," she said, adding that the administration was continuing to expel some migrants, place others in custody and release those eligible to the care of local nonprofits "as they await processing."
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NYC and Washington, DC are both ports of entry to the United States, and NYC was once the busiest port of entry in the country.

Dust off your history books, NYC, turn to the "Ellis Island" chapter, and get cracking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)

167 Happy chinko day quatro.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (gktX6)

168 I see you've read the Hunger Games...
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (exHjb)

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Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

*Plots revenge*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)

169 Vermont is really mostly empty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (w0NJk)

Connecticut is nice, too.

The liberals of Amherst, MA would love a few hundred.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

170 Also Beverly Hills.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

Those people ain't seen a brown skinned man since their grandparents bought one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

171 168 Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

*Plots revenge*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)

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You'd better hurry up, I'm writing another book for all you nerds to read and then never right reviews of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

172 Schumer sees illegal wandering outside of his house:
Whose gardener are you?
Que?
Who el gardener are you-o?
Que?
OMG an unendentured illegal in my neighborhood?!?!

Later on the Senate floor:

We need to build the dang wall!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (hwoGt)

173 A Chupacabra Shit My Pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (CLmI/)

174 127 >>I get the political ploy and agree with the premise of "if you can't beat them, join them", but it does kinda suck we're cheering for these people to be sent further into our country which means they'll permanently stay.

Unless and until we get a president again who takes border security and deportation seriously they are going to stay no matter where they are in the US.

If this finally starts causing blue state politicians to tell Biden to stop this shit then it might slow the influx. Just last week Biden authorized completion of 3 section of the wall in the Yuma, AZ area when he swore he wouldn't build one foot of wall during the campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Brandon will halt that wall construction in Arizona the instant the polls close in Arizona on Nov. 8th. Mark Kelly-protection wall sections are what's being built.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (AMIL/)

175 I wonder how many people are scrambling to quickly remove their "No Human Is Illegal" and "We Are All Immigrants" signs from their lawns?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (SOV+T)

176 169 Connecticut is nice, too.

The liberals of Amherst, MA would love a few hundred thousand.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

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FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

177 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

Nikki Fried, who's running for governor against Ron DeSantis, held a virtual press event with a couple of health experts. At the end, she asked to field questions from members of the media. None of them showed up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

That sucking sound is your performance, combined with the oxygen leaving the room.

Ho.Ho.Ho.

Posted by: Gov Death Santa at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (cY9wR)

178
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Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

Print is dead.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

179 159 They Might Be Giants wrote a song for homestarrunner.com. Remember them?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (44ww/)

I 'member both of them. "Experimental Film"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

180 Just last week Biden authorized completion of 3 section of the wall in the Yuma, AZ area when he swore he wouldn't build one foot of wall during the campaign.
Posted by: JackStraw

All the ads for the Rep candidates hammered the Dems (Kelly) on the border crossings.
It is why Blake and Lake have been successful.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (MxUom)

181 Maybe send them to Martha's Vineyard? I hear there is a compassionate ex-president that lives there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 04:44 PM (lf83v)

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And today's his birfday. Big Mike wants us to wish him a happy one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

182 "At the end, she asked to field questions from members of the media. None of them showed up."

And?

The vile vegetable in the WH had essentially no campaign, and he's in the WH.

Of course FL is not a national election, I assume she'll get stomped, but important to recognize new norms and standards for the American voter.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (OTzUX)

183 121 And while darkly amusing this really won't change a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid
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You have to win the rhetorical battle before you win the dialectic.
While the 6000 is a drop in the bucket, it puts Dems in a trap. Notice that the Dems have not said one damn word about passing an amnesty bill with time left in the session even though the usual Republican suspects would join in.

Strip someone's insulation off of them for pointless virtue signalling, they will stop. The iron law of economics is that people as a whole respond to incentives for good or ill. Make virtue signalling costly for blue state dems, there will be less of it.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (CXr4y)

184 Abbott has delivered on this one. The Dems like to share the wealth; not so much sharing the pain of their policies. Good to see AZ join in on the fun, and I think DeSantis is working on a similar plan, involving Delaware.

So the total # on the buses so far is around 6k. Every month, on average, 166k are released into the US. 2 million a year during the ShitsPants era.

6k ytd = crisis
167k/month = barely a bother

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (JOtiF)

185 I think they picked DC not only for the optics, but also that it is not state vs state, but state vs fed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)

186 158 Vermont is really mostly empty
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 04, 2022 04:43 PM (w0NJk)

Hey, stop that. We're completely filled up with New Yorkers that moved full time into their ski lodges once Covid hit and they were allowed to work remotely. Should be a lot of empty places in New York now.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (NxOLn)

187 Said TMBG/HR song/video
https://youtu.be/ZUgMpG1I_o8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

188 The end of the video for the Disturbed cover of The Sound of Silence always makes me laugh because it reminds me of the Viking kittens video.

Posted by: spindrift at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (h5TKJ)

189 Reading increases your vocabulary.
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Flatus.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (44ww/)

190 185 I think they picked DC not only for the optics, but also that it is not state vs state, but state vs fed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)

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I remember when people thought Abbott wouldn't even do it.

A few thousand people later, and the New York fucking Times is running stories about how awful the influx is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

191 Obama's birthday is the same day as the Coast Guard's? Ugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:47 PM (DRSnL)

192 Just last week Biden authorized completion of 3 section of the wall in the Yuma, AZ area when he swore he wouldn't build one foot of wall during the campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw

We are NOT building! We are 'fixing'.

Posted by: current spokesidiot at August 04, 2022 04:47 PM (cY9wR)

193 LOCAL RADIO STATION PLAYS LED ZEPPELIN'S "IMMIGRANT SONG" SIX TIMES IN A ROW, CAUSING RIOTS AND LOOTING
Radio Station Manager Claims Terrifying Stunt was "a Mistake"

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LOL. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIKINGS ATE BREAKFAST TACOS FOR LUNCH!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (d0edJ)

194 Just give these Mexican Banditos a few years and they will be running Gotham wearing sombreros and gunbelts like Frito Bandito hisself.

Vamanos!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (2CExO)

195 Love the escalating headlines, which reverse-mirrored the Paris newspapers after Napoleon escaped from Elba and led an army to Paris. (going from "the beast is free!" to "our heroic savior approaches his rightful home!)
Ace, the man who straddles history and says "MORE!"

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (V5K0E)

196 >>>DEATH CULT: A woman teaches

No that's straight up satanism, complete with human sacrifice of a child.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (T/vhV)

197 Also Beverly Hills.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Beverly? Pfff. Trousdale Estates.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (IEa8U)

198 Chicago is a proud sanctuary city. Sent a dozen busloads of invaders there.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (rJ48h)

199 Don't let them fool you. They are loading these people up with all kinds of goodies including gym memberships and food stamps.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (yrCUI)

200 That sounded just like Mitchell screwing GHWB.
I think Bush liked it he allowed it so many times.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Mainstream Republicans were not far apart from Dems in GHWB's era. They were the tax collectors for the welfare state and wanted more money for defense as the saying goes. Bob Dole even admitted as much that it was basically a coin flip between choosing the Dems or Republicans when he chose to run for office.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (CXr4y)

201 LOCAL RADIO STATION PLAYS LED ZEPPELIN'S "IMMIGRANT SONG" SIX TIMES IN A ROW, CAUSING RIOTS AND LOOTING
Radio Station Manager Claims Terrifying Stunt was "a Mistake"

I fail to see how one event leads to the other causing the need for an apology.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

202 You'd better hurry up, I'm writing another book for all you nerds to read and then never right reviews of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

*Adjusts collar uncomfortably*

I've had bad luck reviewing books by morons and friends.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

203 A somewhat related rumor I've heard is that the border patrol is issuing social security numbers to our new arrivals, based on no ID.
Most Rio Grande crossers ditch their ID on the Mexico side.
This is being reported by War Room correspondent Oscar Ramirez.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, avoiding floods at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (jTmQV)

204 Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

Says the book author...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

205 We need to load up those buses for Hollywood and Beverly Hills, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (FVME7)

206 204 Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

Says the book author...
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

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And yet, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

207 Oh, yum, yummy, yum! NYT tears taste the best of all.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (ftFVW)

208 Could be worse.

They could be Yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (CLmI/)

209 Busloads for Sacramento and Napa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

210
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And yet, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

You invented speak to text, didn't you......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

211 This is just one more example of how the only way to get these lefty swells to change their positions is to give them a taste of their own medicine. As long as they can avoid the direct consequences of the horrible decisions they impose on the rest of us, they will keep doing it.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (1gif2)

212 Vermont is really mostly empty
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Delaware used to be dead last in population. It's now 45th, since some are sparsely populated, Delaware has grown, since all of its neighbors have shittier taxes and costs of living, and some are de-populating.

Vermont is in categories two and three

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (cY9wR)

213 206 204 Reading is for nerds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

Says the book author...
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

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And yet, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

He's like one of them deaf pianists.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (b2nrj)

214 And yet, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

So, how does that work? Is it like being a teacher?

Bu-dum tink

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (ftFVW)

215 DeSantis sends state police to evict suspended States Attorney. LOL Something Trump would never do.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (m7R0k)

216 Fair, you can't handle fair because if it was fair there would be 40,000 illegals walking around DC right now, not 4,000.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (bVYXr)

217 210 You invented speak to text, didn't you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

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Incorrect.

I just bang on the keyboard until the red squiggles go away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

218 But wait, walls don't work, I learned that right here in the comments.

Or, actually, was astonished to see such idiocy here. That's more accurate.

Yuma area, due to specific factors, was possibly the location that benefited most quickly and materially from the border barriers. Place was heading for the status of places in southern TX.

Guess where the flow has increased dramatically, both in volume and brazenness (coyotes penetrating well beyond their normal depth into the US)? Hint: right where the border barriers extending from the beach past TJ end.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 04:50 PM (OTzUX)

219 Ha! I got a first.
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM

Perhaps that is a portent.

Posted by: Penguins at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (lTsbK)

220 Send the buses to the East Coast suburbs.
Wine moms and AWFLS need to feel the pain caused by electing woke socialists

Posted by: Beavis at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (ZGlod)

221 188 The end of the video for the Disturbed cover of The Sound of Silence always makes me laugh because it reminds me of the Viking kittens video.
Posted by: spindrift at August 04, 2022 04:46 PM (h5TKJ)

Did somebody say Distrubed's cover of "Song of Silence"?
https://youtu.be/aOE0WEPd2XA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

222 Cruelty Thursday.

Posted by: Miklos approves at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (eHXZu)

223 I hear there's a sweet oceanfront compound in Hawaii that could use a thousand or so illegals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

224 Crossing the Rio Grande with water up to his chin ...

Fuck off.

There is a process in place...

Yeah, SEND THEM BACK,. You stupid cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

225 A somewhat related rumor I've heard is that the border patrol is issuing social security numbers to our new arrivals, based on no ID.

Posted by: gourmand du jour,

That is for voter registration.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (lTGtQ)

226 203 A somewhat related rumor I've heard is that the border patrol is issuing social security numbers to our new arrivals, based on no ID.
Most Rio Grande crossers ditch their ID on the Mexico side.
This is being reported by War Room correspondent Oscar Ramirez.

Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Probably the BP is handing out ITN numbers that allow illegals to work and fedgov to give them goodies via the tax system.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (CXr4y)

227 145 Send them to the Hamptons.
Posted by: Adirondack
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Montauk

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (2I6ca)

228 Dump these illegal aliens right at Ofucksticks gated driveway.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (m7R0k)

229 Any of them bussed to Boston? Because those assholes deserve a couple hundred thousand illegals.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (+ksY7)

230 You'd better hurry up, I'm writing another book for all you nerds to read and then never right reviews of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

Well......We're WAITING !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (T4tVD)

231 4,000.

Of the 30-40 MILLION that are here.

Yeah. Not gonna waste a fuck on that.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (CLmI/)

232 The left really doesn't like it when they have to actually deal with "you're telling us to allow someone to break into our house, then feed them at our expense?"

I guess that concern isn't so easily hand-waved away, is it, jackasses?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (5pTK/)

233 Speaking as a resident of the occupied territory of California, all I can say the schadenfreude is flowing at our house.

Stuff it, liberal twits. Now start sending those buses to Martha's Vineyard, Harvard, the Hamptons, and all the other snooty places that our overlords gather.

Posted by: Inisfree at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (3g6r+)

234 DeSantis sends state police to evict suspended States Attorney. LOL Something Trump would never do.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

After that, they will be called to defend DeSantis' garbage.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (cY9wR)

235 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (T4tVD)

236 Any of them bussed to Boston? Because those assholes deserve a couple hundred thousand illegals.
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Right to Harvard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (lf83v)

237 52 30 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Technically, NY is a border state. People come into NY all the time via plane and boat. But those border crossings are strictly enforced.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

Yeah, I seem to recall them having a statue or something that speaks a little to immigration. I think it's even been quoted as a sort of backhand against complaints from border states.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (SOV+T)

238 because vikings are the whitest white people so nazis (i got nothin)

Posted by: no 6 at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (i0Lci)

239 230 Well......We're WAITING !
Posted by: JT at August 04, 2022 04:52 PM (T4tVD)

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Gotta change the main character to a black tranny so I have any hope of publishing.

It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

240 Just last week Biden authorized completion of 3 section of the wall in the Yuma, AZ area when he swore he wouldn't build one foot of wall during the campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw

We are NOT building! We are 'fixing'.
Posted by: current spokesidiot

BUILD BARRIERS BETTER

Posted by: SpokesMiklos at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (eHXZu)

241 I saw bus full of flaming clown 🤡 boners open for... Oh never mind

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (VuV/J)

242 I get the political ploy and agree with the premise of "if you can't beat them, join them", but it does kinda suck we're cheering for these people to be sent further into our country which means they'll permanently stay.
Posted by: BacktoGA at August 04, 2022 04:36 PM (MPYWI)

First step of recovery is to admit there is a problem, in a way that can't be walked back. Unfortunately people who resist recovery often have people and institutions that will shelter them from the consequences of their actions, and enable the behaviour.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (xhaym)

243 You'd better hurry up, I'm writing another book for all you nerds to read and then never right reviews of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

Hey! I wrote a review.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (DRSnL)

244 then never right reviews of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM

It's being published by The Bulwark Press?

Posted by: Penguins at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (Ij+4d)

245
You'd better hurry up, I'm writing another book for all you nerds to read and then never right reviews of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
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"Right?"

Typo or pun?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

246 243 Hey! I wrote a review.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (DRSnL)

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And I appreciate it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

247 193 LOL. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIKINGS ATE BREAKFAST TACOS FOR LUNCH!!!!!

lutefisk tacos for a limited time only!

Posted by: del taco at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (oY6Yp)

248 Gotta change the main character to a black tranny so I have any hope of publishing.

It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

May I humbly suggest a disabled black tranny to really ensure success?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (ftFVW)

249 245 "Right?"

Typo or pun?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (5pTK/)

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Can I blame spellcheck?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

250 While this is good, it will lead to a major problem, as the Dems solution won't be to protect the border, but instead the DoJ will use this as a way of going after Texas and FL, then they'll reach an agreement to pay each bused migrant $500k each as restitution.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (4XZvr)

251 9 Giving DC and NYC all the "diversity" is a good start - but I want to see them in the exclusive zip codes in DC, NY, and CT....
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 04:19 PM (ESjRY)

And MASS, iL,CA,OR, and Wa

Posted by: Fox2! at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (ds0vf)

252
Gotta change the main character to a black tranny so I have any hope of publishing.

It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

The young Corsican noble that becomes a French emperor is a metaphor for the beauty of transitioning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (b2nrj)

253 DeSantis sends state police to evict suspended States Attorney. LOL Something Trump would never do.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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I was wondering if it was going to come to that. I figured the States Attorney was going to say "screw you DeSantis, I'm staying"

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

254
Can I blame spellcheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)
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And I gave you the easy out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (5pTK/)

255 Joe COVID tested positive today. Five more days of isolation? Whoever said Joe's COVID is a lie to let him hide in the White House basement until the midterms may be correct.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (AMIL/)

256 I know a few lawn service owners who are having a hard time getting workers. The illegals who haven't been bussed are getting all the benefits they need and are satisfied just living the life.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (V4q4k)

257 248 May I humbly suggest a disabled black tranny to really ensure success?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 04:54 PM (ftFVW)

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Who is beautiful but no one recognizes it, so xe lectures everyone at lengths that Ayn Rand would consider excessive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

258 Back in a bit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (5pTK/)

259 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

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Cheer up, Lizard. Maybe daddy will vote for you.

Brilliant strategic move, incidentally. Your malignant Trump hatred has sunk your campaign so you're doubling down on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (FVME7)

260 ===========

Gotta change the main character to a black tranny so I have any hope of publishing.

It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, n
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Thomas Jefferson's girl friend's great grandfather.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (2I6ca)

261 It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

north carolina france back but dems becase TRUMP not illegal for historic can get without

Posted by: raimondo from the New York Times Book Review of Books at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (eHXZu)

262 She went with him to France to discover her roots.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 04:56 PM (2I6ca)

263 252 The young Corsican noble that becomes a French emperor is a metaphor for the beauty of transitioning.

what do we know about napoleon's pronouns?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 04:56 PM (oY6Yp)

264 Thanks, Ace. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 04, 2022 04:56 PM (QP2VP)

265 This goes to what VDH ( hi there) has been saying. The elites haven't been exposed to their own policies. Until they are, they'll never change.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 04, 2022 04:56 PM (NW9xb)

266 De facto amnesty has been in effect for years - even through Trump's term, since a lot of the lawlessness is rooted in the gray areas between federal and state power - and it is extremely unlikely it will be materially changed in our lifetimes. Ditto for deportation (same issue, actually). Ain't happening. The electorate, and obviously the government class, have neither the responsibility, seriousness, or guts to do it.

And these stunts are amusing but won't change anything, including on the rhetorical or political side.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (OTzUX)

267 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Oh GFY assholes. How is he a threat? Making America Great is BAD? Wealthy Americans working for a living providing for their family is BAD? Holding foreign countries accountable for their OWN PROTECTION IS BAD?

ESAD, fucksticks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

268 My review of TJMs latest book

He didn't send me a free author signed copy. 1 star.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (hwoGt)

269 Who is beautiful but no one recognizes it, so xe lectures everyone at lengths that Ayn Rand would consider excessive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

Sounds like a winner! Make it so.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (ftFVW)

270 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

I luv you too Liz

Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (cY9wR)

271 And MASS, iL,CA,OR, and Wa
Posted by: Fox2! at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (ds0vf)

We already have a shit ton of illegals here in Oregon. Hell, they have more rights too.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (+ksY7)

272 I use their salty tears to rub into their butthurt wounds.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (cpO+L)

273 The young Corsican noble that becomes a French emperor is a metaphor for the beauty of transitioning.

Weren't Cheech and Chong in that one?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

274 268 My review of TJMs latest book

He didn't send me a free author signed copy. 1 star.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (hwoGt)

=========

*wipes away tear*

It's the genuineness of the pain that touches me most. I hurt you, I really hurt you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

275 I was wondering if it was going to come to that. I figured the States Attorney was going to say "screw you DeSantis, I'm staying"

Posted by: WisRich

My understanding is that it was done to prevent the AG from taking or destroying case files.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:58 PM (lTGtQ)

276 239 Gotta change the main character to a black tranny so I have any hope of publishing.

It might not seem to fit in 17th century France, but verisimilitude isn't nearly as important to readers as batshit craziness that makes no sense.

indeed.

Posted by: cleopatra at August 04, 2022 04:58 PM (oY6Yp)

277 250 While this is good, it will lead to a major problem, as the Dems solution won't be to protect the border, but instead the DoJ will use this as a way of going after Texas and FL, then they'll reach an agreement to pay each bused migrant $500k each as restitution.

Posted by: Rbastid
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The problem is that they can't really do that--any court cases would highlight that the fedgov itself is paying megabucks to contractors to fly them around the country. Fedgov can't really go after states without shooting themselves in the foot absent congressional legislation.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:58 PM (CXr4y)

278
Hell, I'd pay these illegals to stand outside upscale stores and restaurants in DC and NYC and just stare in the front windows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2022 04:58 PM (1Nxff)

279 "Thousands" states the NYT. That trivial number is giving them and fellow travelers conniptions.

GFY. The border states have been dealing with MILLIONS.

Once again with more gusto: GFY.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 04, 2022 04:58 PM (aXxgO)

280 This is so delicious.

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (gS/r9)

281 Tough choice. $50 buys 20 or so breakfast tacos.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (9h1Xg)

282 Corona-Chan is Monkeypox, and it is back.

Expect illegal lockdowns over the new declaration of emergency.
Posted by: Kindltot

Because everyone is equally at risk of getting a diseased dick in a random flash mob gay gangbang.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (FyTt0)

283 Well we wanted DC invaded.

Paying Mexicans seems like a classic American solution.

Posted by: DaveA at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

284 DeSantis and Abbot aren't causing the chaos, they're just exporting it.
Think of it as an "equity" adjustment, and maybe you will be happier.
Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 04, 2022 04:41 PM (QY+6a)

And if I remember correctly, chaos is "fair"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (xhaym)

285 Send thousands to Bitch McConnell's home town.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (m7R0k)

286 My review of TJMs latest book

He didn't send me a free author signed copy. 1 star.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (hwoGt)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

287 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

I'll take 'who is worse than a democrat?' for $1,000, Alex

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (lTGtQ)

288 Oh GFY assholes. How is he a threat? Making America Great is BAD? Wealthy Americans working for a living providing for their family is BAD? Holding foreign countries accountable for their OWN PROTECTION IS BAD?

ESAD, fucksticks.
Posted by: Sponge

Remember when W blew off pardoning scooter Libby but trump did? And then scooter and dickless dick Cheney stabbed trump in the back?

Good times!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 04, 2022 05:00 PM (cpO+L)

289 NYC doesn't have the infrastructure...

The coof created about 340,000 vacancies -- deaths and fcuk-it-I'm-outs combined -- in NYC. You still got plenty of room.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2022 05:00 PM (+R5dc)

290 Fking Lefts wanted no borders, deal with them

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 05:00 PM (k8B25)

291 LOLGF.

Fuck these people with flaming cactii

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2022 05:00 PM (oXNqT)

292 Because everyone is equally at risk of getting a diseased dick in a random flash mob gay gangbang.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

No joke; that's why I dug out my chastity belt. Can't be too careful out there.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:00 PM (ftFVW)

293 And now for something completely different. If dogs could talk, what would they say?

https://bit.ly/3JxOQhj

Betcha didn't think it was going to be that different!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (FVME7)

294 I’ve decided that Dick Cheney has to go to jail for his war crimes. I hope the desantis justice department is ready to start prosecuting that old asshole.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (cpO+L)

295 Oh, you love illegals?! Here, smoke a whole carton! Do it, now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

296 282 Corona-Chan is Monkeypox, and it is back.

Expect illegal lockdowns over the new declaration of emergency.
Posted by: Kindltot

Because everyone is equally at risk of getting a diseased dick in a random flash mob gay gangbang.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (FyTt0)

Every male K-12 teacher must be tested for monkeypox every day before classes begin. It's for the children! For real in this case.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (AMIL/)

297 “In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

I say peasant, I was rather a serious threat even if my generals and your rabble ruined it all.

But I will say for a peasant I do like your work. Please continue, and if you want to make sure you don't get any more of the likes of that Trump fellow (Dutch no less!) one the current princes of Great Britain should be available. Err...perhaps Epstein Ms Markle though first, even in your benighted times she's something of an embarrassment isn't she?

Posted by: King George III at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (ESjRY)

298 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Until today, I was resigned to having dogs and clapped out pickup trucks named after me. All because I was stupid enough to start a shooting war ....over slavery.

But now, my prayers are answered...If only I had more ice water and less barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: zombie Gen PT Beauregard at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (cY9wR)

299 Send thousands to Bitch McConnell's home town.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (m7R0k)

They already did - DC

Posted by: Beartooth at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (+ksY7)

300 A radio station here was changing format, so they played Bill Wither's "Ain't no Sunshine When She's Gone"

When they got to the part where he says "I know, I know" they just looped it so it played "I know, I know" repeatedly for like 2 weeks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)

301 Hey, I am an influencer. I have one follower on Twitter. Think of the reach I have with that!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (hwoGt)

302 Oh GFY assholes. How is he a threat? Making America Great is BAD? Wealthy Americans working for a living providing for their family is BAD? Holding foreign countries accountable for their OWN PROTECTION IS BAD?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

They never specify, do they? JUST ONCE I'd like them to show their work, and give examples of what they're bitching about.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

303 Philly is all for this, and it can only lead to more murders to add to our current number of 325.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2022 05:02 PM (Gm7bq)

304 Send thousands to Bitch McConnell's home town.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (m7R0k)

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What's the current airfare to Beijing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 05:02 PM (8Skhk)

305 And now for something completely different. If dogs could talk, what would they say?

https://bit.ly/3JxOQhj

Betcha didn't think it was going to be that different!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (FVME7)

What the smothered in gravy was THAT?!!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

306 >>Because everyone is equally at risk of getting a diseased dick in a random flash mob gay gangbang.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

One must remain selective on who they chose as sexual partners. - David French

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 05:02 PM (m7R0k)

307 Hey, I am an influencer. I have one follower on Twitter. Think of the reach I have with that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (hwoGt)

Well now you're under pressure to produce content...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 05:02 PM (DRSnL)

308 Buck Head!

Posted by: Hare lip at August 04, 2022 05:03 PM (63Dwl)

309 Send thousands to Bitch McConnell's home town.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (m7R0k)

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What's it's going to cost to fly them to Beijing, then?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 05:03 PM (8Skhk)

310 They never specify, do they? JUST ONCE I'd like them to show their work, and give examples of what they're bitching about.

Posted by: Jordan61

If they told you the real reason, they could face prosecution.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)

311 "@Liz_Cheney "In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump." Dick Cheney

no greater threat to the globalist takeover of USA that Trump ... but the FBI and the whole of the bureaucratic kleptocracy joined forces to stop him and run their coup.

But Trump fell down on stopping Birx/Fauci run their plandemic WMD plans.

Amazing Polly says Birx was the one calling more shots than Fauci, and it was Pence and especially Ivanka that lobbied Trump hard to put her in power. Dear Ivank had way too much sway over Daddy.

Rumble link to Polly, good background info on Birx.
https://tinyurl.com/dshxuj7z

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 05:03 PM (Cus5s)

312 One man's racism is another man's crisis-- they just know Republicans oppose illegal immigrants only because they're racists.

Who are the racists now, pedejo?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (Zf0+a)

313 Oh 6200 bused in from Texas and 1000 from AZ is causing a crisis in DC and NYC? How many have come over the border since April. TX and AZ need to step up their games.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (3cGpq)

314 Monkey COVID. They can't blame the butt f@ckers so I suspect they'll blame the otters.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (+ksY7)

315 The Immigrant Song by Nine Inch Nails but I've never heard the original
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

with kittehs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9jTonnpRo0

Posted by: DaveA at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (FhXTo)

316 293 And now for something completely different. If dogs could talk, what would they say?

i thought gary larsen gave us the definitive answer to that one.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (oY6Yp)

317 Hiya Wyatt !

Posted by: JT at August 04, 2022 05:04 PM (T4tVD)

318 Every male K-12 teacher must be tested for monkeypox every day before classes begin. It's for the children! For real in this case.
Posted by: Gref

Why discriminate? Let the pervert Texas teacher go first.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2022 05:05 PM (cY9wR)

319
256 I know a few lawn service owners who are having a hard time getting workers. The illegals who haven't been bussed are getting all the benefits they need and are satisfied just living the life.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 04:55 PM (V4q4k)

Same for my lawn guy. That old Bush trope of doing the jobs Americans don't want to do is finally getting exposed as the fraud it always was.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2022 05:05 PM (Qhnrt)

320 has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

asking for a friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 04:30 PM (sJHOI)
........

El butthole caliente?

Posted by: wth
===

El chico de culo te gustan el pipe carne con "monkey Pox." Es verdad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2022 05:05 PM (u4CEu)

321 267 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

I feel kind of sorry for Liz. With that statement, it's almost as though Dick's forgotten his own daughter even exists. It's kind of sad, really.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 04, 2022 05:05 PM (SOV+T)

322 1 🙀

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 04:17 PM (1MtXa)

Is that the front end of a cat or the rear end of a Yorkie?

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (AmoqO)

323 I’ve decided that Dick Cheney has to go to jail for his war crimes. I hope the desantis justice department is ready to start prosecuting that old asshole.

I'd take it in a different direction. Arrest him for sending ground pounders under ridiculous RoEs instead of just glassing places like Fallujah.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

324 The best part about illegals is they can only afford housing in the ghetto ....
And that's where all the homeless and soup kitchens are ....

"Well raise my rent!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (Zf0+a)

325 >>>317 Hiya Wyatt !
Posted by: JT

Top o the, er, afternoon.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (Gm7bq)

326 I’ve decided that Dick Cheney has to go to jail for his war crimes. I hope the desantis justice department is ready to start prosecuting that old asshole.
Posted by: Justin Castreau

And, don't forget, he shot his friend in the face with a shotgun! Full Alec Baldwin!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)

327 From what I understand, the only way across the border is by the Cartel's coyotes and they charge huge amount for the transport, and telling the illegals where to go.
I also understand they are given phone numbers and addresses to be transported to by the federal government, and those sites are where they are provided jobs to work off the debt to the cartels, under threat of personal assault and assault on their families
They work like sharecroppers, and are debt peons. Everyone talks about construction and meat packing, but they are also selling and transporting drugs
The women who wind up as prostitutes are worse off

The US Federal government is acting as an essential mechanism to a modern day slavery economy. This cannot continue and must be stopped.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (xhaym)

328 321 267 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Hey Dick.. literally.. How many people did you and W kill in your wars ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (bs+z0)

329
"Well raise my rent!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 04, 2022 05:06 PM (Zf0+a)

The RENT is TOO DAMN HIGH!

- - The Rent is Too Damn High Guy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

330 The NYT slipped in ever so subtly that the illegals coming to NY are coming by way of D.C. So Muriel Bowser is doing to NY EXACTLY what TX and AZ are doing to DC.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

331 The best part about illegals is they can only afford housing in the ghetto ....
And that's where all the homeless and soup kitchens are ....

"Well raise my rent!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It's a public health emergency. NY should suspend evictions again and put up the new arrivals in all their fanciest hotels.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (ftFVW)

332 >>has monkeypox been translated into Espanol yet?

asking for a friend

Chorizo pox?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (m7R0k)

333
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our ~~Republic~~ Thing (Cosa Nostra) than Donald Trump.”

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (1Nxff)

334 It's weird...I wanted to share what our unhinged lefty friends are saying about this, but there's nothing. Plenty of threads on DeSantis being a tyrant, Kansas abortion election, Alex Jones conviction, but nothing on illegal immigration in general, or shipping them to DC and NY in particular.

Probably just an oversight.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (JCZqz)

335 Offload the problem?!!! Wait, wait, wait... I was assured we're all in this together.

Posted by: InCali at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (eFvmN)

336 because vikings are the whitest white people so nazis (i got nothin)
Posted by: no 6

Is that sarc, or?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (3vfOP)

337 i especially liked the ending where you switched to Spanish, Ace. Like, once a day, you write something that just cracks me up and I laugh out loud while i'm reading. Thanks

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (9xzJW)

338 236 Any of them bussed to Boston? Because those assholes deserve a couple hundred thousand illegals.
_________________________________________

That would be cruelty.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (+R5dc)

339 FNC interviewed an illegal from Guatemala this morning and asked him, "what part of the US do you want to go to?" He said, "Washington DC."
I had to laugh it's like they're going to Disneyland.

Would not be surprised if Abbott is providing beverages and gift cards.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (NpAcC)

340 267 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Hey, what about us?

Posted by: Nixon, Reagan, Bush 41 and 43, Oliver North, Alex Jones at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (AMIL/)

341 Insert nelson muntz gif here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (8GBH4)

342 The NYT slipped in ever so subtly that the illegals coming to NY are coming by way of D.C. So Muriel Bowser is doing to NY EXACTLY what TX and AZ are doing to DC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Ugh, how long before they get passed all the way back south?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (ftFVW)

343 The US Federal government is acting as an essential mechanism to a modern day slavery economy. This cannot continue and must be stopped.

Posted by: Kindltot
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Your take would explain some things about GOPe and the Dem party.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (CXr4y)

344 Spicy update to the culture war. A PoC declares that white people CANNOT be non-binary. She says the gender binary is enforced by white supremacy, so all white people conform to the binary.

A PoC has spoken shitlibs, so you're no longer allowed to claw to the top of the grievance pole by declaring you're non-binary.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

https://bit.ly/3byKeem

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (eyxn4)

345 Seems like a clearcut case of interstate commerce to me

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (3vfOP)

346 C.A.T if I had a Twitter account I would follow you

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (k8B25)

347 Looks like mandatory butt plugs for everyone to stay safe from Schlong Covid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (u4CEu)

348 The US Federal government is acting as an essential mechanism to a modern day slavery economy. This cannot continue and must be stopped.
Posted by: Kindltot

Go on....

Posted by: zombie Gen PT Beauregard at August 04, 2022 05:10 PM (cY9wR)

349
what do we know about napoleon's pronouns?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 04:56 PM (oY6Yp)

I think the closest he came to that was when he said "Je sui l'etat, l'etat ce moi"

so, probably l'etat/l'etat is the best way it can be stated.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:10 PM (xhaym)

350 347 Looks like mandatory butt plugs for everyone to stay safe from Schlong Covid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (u4CEu)

You rang?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

351 The NYT slipped in ever so subtly that the illegals coming to NY are coming by way of D.C. So Muriel Bowser is doing to NY EXACTLY what TX and AZ are doing to DC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2022 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

Heh... It's like the Eastern Front in WWII: you're rooting for both sides to lose.

Republican governors should have been shipping the illegals to the Democrat states years ago.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM (pJWtt)

352 I don't have a twiter account but I identify as following CAT.

Posted by: A Vogon at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM (sn5EN)

353 340 267 Liz Cheney@Liz_Cheney
“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Hey, what about us?
Posted by: Nixon, Reagan, Bush 41 and 43, Oliver North, Alex Jones at August 04, 2022 05:08 PM (AMIL/)

Um, check your numbers, dudes. You're back there.

Posted by: Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Eisenhower at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM (+R5dc)

354 Anal swab testing before entering Walmart shall commence.
Also, no conga lines.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (m7R0k)

355 Spicy update to the culture war. A PoC declares that white people CANNOT be non-binary. She says the gender binary is enforced by white supremacy, so all white people conform to the binary.

The more things change, some things remain the same. I like her.

Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (cY9wR)

356 El butthole caliente?
Posted by: wth

cornhole caliente

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (3vfOP)

357 I wanted Otter Pops NOT Otter Pox!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (63Dwl)

358 Afternoon.

So, let me get something straight. Help me understand this quote.

"The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

So it sounds like what they're really saying is, "Why can't those wetbacks stick with all the dirty beaners already living on the border? Why should they mingle with us?!?"

Is that about right? Cause that's what I'm interpreting it as.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (1Yy3c)

359 Welp, my husband just came in from work. He started coughing yesterday and I gave him Zicam.

Now he's running a fever of 99.9 (which is as high as mine got when I had a mild case of Covid).

Just sent him to the pharmacy to get a rapid Covid test they do there. He didn't want to go, but screw that. He has employees who need to know if he has it, and I need to know whether or not to give him the Ivermectin paste Ben Had sent us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

360 NYC took families from high rise ghettos & bused them to the Pocono Mountains in PA.

Philadelphia made a non-profit & sponsored thousands from Puerto Rico following a hurricane. When resources looked iffy, the non-profit claimed there was a language barrier and bused the people to Allentown, PA & other small cities, plus countries around Philly. (The language barrier excuse was interesting given the stable Latino population towards the north end of the city.)

Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 05:12 PM (NIYa7)

361 Maryann Tharappel.

You voted for this you ignorant scrunt. You deal with the consequences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 05:13 PM (zI5No)

362 351
Republican governors should have been shipping the illegals to the Democrat states years ago.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM

Are you nuts? These people are natural conservatives, each one a blessing, not a burden on the social network, and the CoC says they'll work for peanuts!

Posted by: Bush and Rubio at August 04, 2022 05:13 PM (JCZqz)

363 >>Republican governors should have been shipping the illegals to the Democrat states years ago.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

You shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at August 04, 2022 05:13 PM (m7R0k)

364 A political tactic by the governors of Texas and Arizona to offload the problems caused by record levels of migration

Wow. Ben Rhodes was right. Those 27yo are dumb as rocks.

Posted by: Golfman at August 04, 2022 05:13 PM (W+jE5)

365 I keep calling Abbott's office and saying to 10x this program. Add NYC, Delaware, the Hamptons, Philly. Make them squeal.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 04, 2022 05:14 PM (Tvp1p)

366 300 A radio station here was changing format, so they played Bill Wither's "Ain't no Sunshine When She's Gone"

When they got to the part where he says "I know, I know" they just looped it so it played "I know, I know" repeatedly for like 2 weeks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)

LOL

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (0ixKl)

367 Arizona Has Only Counted 5,000 Votes Since Yesterday Morning – Lake Still Ahead By 5%

-
What? They hired Bernie Sanders clones to do the counting?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (FVME7)

368 Az & TX governors…don’t forget about the Hamptons and Martha’s Vineyard.

Posted by: FlowerGirl at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (r+cze)

369 > "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

If ANYONE can afford this nonsense, it's the incredibly wealthy NYC area. Many border towns, by comparison, are quite impoverished.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (eyxn4)

370 We need a go fund me for more busses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (hwoGt)

371 Republican governors should have been shipping the illegals to the Democrat states years ago.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 04, 2022 05:11 PM

Until abbot said enough, no red state governor had the balls to actually do ahead and do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (bVYXr)

372 I keep calling Abbott's office and saying to 10x this program. Add NYC, Delaware, the Hamptons, Philly. Make them squeal.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 04, 2022 05:14 PM (Tvp1p)

It might be a long shot but I'm wondering if we can get Justin Castreux to accept some.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

373 Whenever an entrenched DC pol says "our" anything, they're being vague but also specific. They don't mean "our" as in "all of ours, yours and mine," they mean "their."

Their democracy, where the points don't matter and everything's made up

Their republic, where they gather and maintain power and YOU shut the fuck up.

Their justice system, where lefties skate and everyone else rots.

THEIR precious system of governance. Not yours.

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (oXNqT)

374 Technically, NY is a border state. People come into NY all the time via plane and boat. But those border crossings are strictly enforced.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

More than just "technically", eh?

Posted by: Canada at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (zI5No)

375 I keep calling Abbott's office and saying to 10x this program. Add NYC, Delaware, the Hamptons, Philly. Make them squeal.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem

But how many can he send before his local chamber pot bubbles over about the lack of cheap labor?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (ftFVW)

376 >>> how long before they get passed all the way back south?
Posted by: She Hobbit
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You can never go back.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (2I6ca)

377 327 From what I understand, the only way across the border is by the Cartel's coyotes and they charge huge amount for the transport, and telling the illegals where to go.

so... how do the cartels keep the illegals from sneaking around them? can we hire them to do that for us?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)

378 Spicy update to the culture war. A PoC declares that white people CANNOT be non-binary. She says the gender binary is enforced by white supremacy, so all white people conform to the binary.

A PoC has spoken shitlibs, so you're no longer allowed to claw to the top of the grievance pole by declaring you're non-binary. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 05:09 PM (eyxn4)
++++
That will not be mainstreamed as a position because it would destroy incentives. The whole structure as it has developed is "white people are irredeemable and privileged as a function of birth and that original sin cannot be escaped - but it can be offset by chopping your dick off and joining an oppressed group." If they get rid of that out, it would be counterproductive. The whole scheme tears people down then allows them to rebuild on the terms of the cultural controllers. Saying "whitey can't be trans" defeats that purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:17 PM (WWh8n)

379 Arizona Has Only Counted 5,000 Votes Since Yesterday Morning – Lake Still Ahead By 5%

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What? They hired Bernie Sanders clones to do the counting?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:15 PM (FVME7)

It's, like, really hot out. We're going swimming and drinking instead.

- vote counters, probably

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 05:17 PM (DRSnL)

380 Ooooh, in addition to massively taxing the cross-border wires and such, how about a VAT on cheap-ass labor?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 04:25 PM (llON

Jail time for anyone who knowingly hires an illegal alien.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (zI5No)

381 From what I understand, the only way across the border is by the Cartel's coyotes and they charge huge amount for the transport, and telling the illegals where to go.

so... how do the cartels keep the illegals from sneaking around them? can we hire them to do that for us?
Posted by: kulak anachronda

Join up with one of the quarterly caravans, of course.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (ftFVW)

382 lolgf

Cry more, bitches.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (U3uv2)

383 Like Wile E Coyote to Road Runner, something tells me democrat fed gov types may not necessarily have America's best interest at heart.

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (jV+aN)

384 Funny photoshop of Dick Cheney.

https://bit.ly/3JuQRL8

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (eyxn4)

385 so... how do the cartels keep the illegals from sneaking around them? can we hire them to do that for us?
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)
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Unless you're doing cartel business on this side of the border, they don't much care. They drop you off wherever and if you move, you move. They get paid via your remittances back home "for your family" - which is even true, because the cartel is holding your family hostage and if you don't send that money then the consequences on your people will be dire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (WWh8n)

386 Love the way you translate their garbage speak to dead king English.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (jCrGF)

387 The Recount
Sen. Cruz (R-TX) slams his boot on the table in opposition to FBI guidelines on symbols that indicate extremist groups.
Thu, August 4, 2022 at 12:02 PM
Senator Ted Cruz slammed his boot on the table his boot on the table in opposition to FBI guidelines on symbols that indicate extremist groups.

Hmm Kabuki Theater or the real deal ?

Hmm Kabuki Theater or the real deal.?

CRUZ: Also included on this is a text that I was particularly struck is the Gonzales Battle Flag – Come and take it – as indicative of being a violent extremist militia. Well, I will self report right now that every day in the Senate, I wear my boots that have the Gonzales battle flag on the back of them. Director Ray, what are y'all doing? This makes no sense. Do you agree with this FBI guidance? That the Betsy Ross flag, and the Gadsden flag and the Gonzales Battle Flag or signs of militia violent extremism.

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (VuV/J)

388 Az & TX governors…don’t forget about the Hamptons and Martha’s Vineyard.
Posted by: FlowerGirl

John Kerry's address.
All three addresses of the manufactured messiah
All three addresses of the socialist Bernie.
Both palatial addresses of tubby Riefenstahl.
Every CEO in the Fortune 500. Double for Frank Bisagnano.
Send some to Montchanin and all of the Bidens.

Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (cY9wR)

389 This busty blonde is happy to hear the screeching from NYC and DC over this:
https://is.gd/V0HVEt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (WWh8n)

390 Interesting that all the migrants referred to are from Venezuela, probably to indicate that they are all fleeing persecution. They should bus folks from Mexico, El Salvador, etc. first.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (Yr4Df)

391 Don't say "We told you there was a crisis at the border"

Instead say " There is no immigrant crisis".

Their rules.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (hwoGt)

392 Interesting that all the migrants referred to are from Venezuela, probably to indicate that they are all fleeing persecution. They should bus folks from Mexico, El Salvador, etc. first.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (Yr4Df)
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Illegal is illegal. Get on the bus and go to the Hamptons.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (WWh8n)

393 Technically, NY is a border state. People come into NY all the time via plane and boat. But those border crossings are strictly enforced.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2022 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

Excellent observation but NYCers don't count Upstate New York. They're just subhuman rubes.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (1Yy3c)

394 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."
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How are border states built for this?

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (AmoqO)

395 Excellent observation but NYCers don't count Upstate New York. They're just subhuman rubes.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (1Yy3c)
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NYC has two international airports. That's two ports of entry - US national borders - right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (WWh8n)

396 Muriel E. Bowser, Washington's Democratic mayor
.......

Bahrooooo BOWOWOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

397 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

That's pretty retarded.

Posted by: Ellis Island at August 04, 2022 05:21 PM (cY9wR)

398 This busty blonde is happy to hear the screeching from NYC and DC over this:
https://is.gd/V0HVEt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (WWh8n)

You're a frigging great American.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 05:21 PM (VwHCD)

399 Velveeta Martinis are a thing that exist for some unknown reason

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Well, we've decided men can give birth so why not?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:21 PM (FVME7)

400 How are border states built for this?
Posted by: Javems

Like this:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s9yaw

Posted by: Becky G at August 04, 2022 05:22 PM (ftFVW)

401 Ugh, how long before they get passed all the way back south?
Posted by: She Hobbit

That's the beauty of the *free* bus rides.
If you pushed them onto those buses the DOJ would be all over you for kidnapping.

They disburse in DC and/or NY and boom hard to get them back for another *free* ride.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (MxUom)

402
I fail to see how one event leads to the other causing the need for an apology.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Because playing Bing Crosby's White Christmas continually has already been done.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (xhaym)

403 How are border states built for this?

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (AmoqO)

They are 1,000s of miles away, keeping the undesirables and the consequences of their policies away from the beautiful people who chose those policies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (U3uv2)

404 DC-NYC ask for Federal Emergency Funding in 4...3...2...

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (VuV/J)

405 This busty blonde is happy to hear the screeching from NYC and DC over this:
https://is.gd/V0HVEt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:19 PM (WWh8n)

Very girl next door. Good job!

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (1Yy3c)

406 >>>"The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Perhaps I could interest you in some mean tweets?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder at August 04, 2022 05:23 PM (U3uv2)

407 "We created a problem. You deal with it"

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2022 05:24 PM (5G0pQ)

408 Oh and of course the obligatory: "migrants" is deceptive and inaccurate, these people are illegal aliens (the only actual and legal terms in existence).

Of course all semantic battles are lost by the time one even has a chance to notice the latest outrage, as "opposition" to the prevailing elite/institutional derangement tends to be weak, and not all that smart.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 05:24 PM (OTzUX)

409 Scientists just created the first "synthetic embryo" without sperm or eggs in case you were wondering if Jesus needs to return soon

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I think I saw this movie. Didn't end well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 04, 2022 05:24 PM (FVME7)

410 Biden has been shipping illegals around the country the whole time. Not sure where exactly, because it is under cover of darkness.

TX busses out 4000, out of maybe 2 million (3-4 million for the whole border since 2021). It is a good political message, but DC/NY need a million or so to get the real message.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

411
Send some to Montchanin and all of the Bidens.
Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis

Greenville. Montchanin lacks the wide open spaces that the "wretched refuse, yearning to breathe free" needs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 05:24 PM (KuVA8)

412 Jane,

Give him the ivermectin, zinc and vitamin D. Doesn't matter what the test says. If it's Wiflu, the eatlier you treat it, the better

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2022 05:25 PM (9WSy4)

413 Don't say "We told you there was a crisis at the border"

Instead say " There is no immigrant crisis".

Their rules.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (hwoGt)

I am a fan of "MANUFACTURED CRISIS!! ZOMG!!11!!" getting some repeat air time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder at August 04, 2022 05:25 PM (U3uv2)

414 Biden has been shipping illegals around the country the whole time. Not sure where exactly, because it is under cover of darkness.

TX busses out 4000, out of maybe 2 million (3-4 million for the whole border since 2021). It is a good political message, but DC/NY need a million or so to get the real message.
Posted by: illiniwek

But he was sending them to smaller towns, punishing only the plebs.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:25 PM (ftFVW)

415 Hey, I've got an idea. Let's build a yuge wall, them put bear traps all along it, then put the military along it for rifle training to shut them up and reset the traps.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

416 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Maybe some words dropped out?

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (0ixKl)

417 White House Orders US Carrier Strike Group To Stay Near Taiwan Longer Than Planned, Says China 'Overreacting'

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (2I6ca)

418 Send them everywhere in blue states where there are empty, abandoned Catholic schools and protestant churches that can quickly be converted for housing. That's what they've done in my area so no excuses: We have no appropriate low cost housing.

Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (NIYa7)

419 I had a flat on the highway today. What bothers me is not the expense but the fact my car is crazy messy.
You know mom tells you to wear clean underwear because you might have an accident.
The same thing applies to keeping your car clean.
I'm embarrassed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (eGTCV)

420 Send some to Montchanin and all of the Bidens.
Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis

Greenville. Montchanin lacks the wide open spaces that the "wretched refuse, yearning to breathe free" needs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

No, montchanin. That's where the bidens live, not Greenville. It might actually work in Greenville. Second stop: Westover Hills. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (cY9wR)

421 NYC has two international airports. That's two ports of entry - US national borders - right there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 05:20 PM (WWh8n)

True, but the people flying across the ocean all likely have money. Money makes a difference.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (1Yy3c)

422 Yes, the coof test is pointless if you are treating symptoms.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (44ww/)

423 Even if apocryphal, it's one we have to hope was true - when Khrushchev banged his shoe on the podium at the UN, the British UN ambassador allegedly said "translation, please?".

So now Cruz is banging his boot? From the quoted words, his comments to Wray are still pathetically weak.

This is absurd, and offensive, hallucinogenic levels of nonsense from the FBI, and needs to be called out in abusive, vituperative, very vehement terms, and personalized. But it won't be. A big reason we are where we are.

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Posted by: Victoria Farrance at August 04, 2022 05:28 PM (+ogMC)

425 Nood Nadler

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 05:28 PM (ftFVW)

426 Don't say "We told you there was a crisis at the border"

Instead say " There is no immigrant crisis".

Just send a looped video file of Biden, KJP and others saying the border is closed.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 05:28 PM (eyxn4)

427 No more contributions from me to the Catholic Charities. I'll write on the envelope they pass out to the pews that "I'll reconsider giving when CC no longer is involved in the human trafficking operation at the border"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2022 05:29 PM (fs1hN)

428 I had a flat on the highway today. What bothers me is not the expense but the fact my car is crazy messy.
You know mom tells you to wear clean underwear because you might have an accident.
The same thing applies to keeping your car clean.
I'm embarrassed.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (eGTCV)
........

You know what's really embarrassing? When they have to move the body out of the trunk to get the spare.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

429 Probably the BP is handing out ITN numbers that allow illegals to work and fedgov to give them goodies via the tax system.
Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 04:51 PM (CXr4y)

ITIN doesn't give you the right to work, only an SSN does that
All an ITIN does is give you a number to file taxes and you can use it to get a banking account.

Most illegals can get an ITIN, but all but a very small number use fake SSN. A few employers do file the ITIN with the state Employment Dept in Oregon, but I was never clear if that was because they wanted to make a stand on no one is illegal or if it was because the employer thought that knowingly filing a false SSN was worse than knowingly employing an illegal.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:32 PM (xhaym)

430 Lately it's Brazilians as they are the only ones who speak Portuguese I think.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 05:33 PM (k8B25)

431 .

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 05:33 PM (m7R0k)

432 wth, that would pair nicely with a newly commissioned Trebuchet Corps

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 05:33 PM (3vfOP)

433 Wait a minute, I don't have mind bleach to erase a naked Nadler

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 05:34 PM (k8B25)

434 Did you read about the family of five from Venezuela who came from an "adventure" and went to a shelter for their two years of rent-free housing, only to be told they don't qualify, and come back later when you do. So they are refugees from boredom?

LOL

Posted by: Ultra pj at August 04, 2022 05:40 PM (G1dq6)

435 Because everyone is equally at risk of getting a diseased dick in a random flash mob gay gangbang.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 04, 2022 04:59 PM (FyTt0)

Because without dictatorial powers to keep the lid on things a lot of things are going to be prosecuted or be retaliated

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:41 PM (xhaym)

436 They never specify, do they? JUST ONCE I'd like them to show their work, and give examples of what they're bitching about.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 05:01 PM (DRSnL)

They would just make sh&t up. And tell you he is evil.

Apparently "evil" is the new catchphrase. I had one old friend tell me that she would "rather have Satan in the white house"
and when I told her she was incredibly wicked for saying that just to win an argument, she stopped talking to me for a month

*sigh* A very quite month

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:46 PM (xhaym)

437 Alrighty then !
Kari Lake wins ??

Pinal County, Arizona has announced that David Frisk, the Elections Director who oversaw the Primary Election disaster in Pinal County on Tuesday, is no longer employed, and Virginia Ross has resigned from her role as County.

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 05:48 PM (VuV/J)

438 "The infrastructure in New York is not built for this," she said. "We are not on the border."

Neither is the border but I mean... there's no line they can use to complain without agreeing with every border state. Every complaint they give is Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico nodding their head in agreement. Yep, that's what we say too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2022 05:53 PM (Ivdso)

439
so... how do the cartels keep the illegals from sneaking around them? can we hire them to do that for us?
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 04, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)

They patrol the border. And probably not, too much of a markup on Fentanyl

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)

440 This is the beginning of a cold Civil War. Funny what happens when 25 States bring suit against other State for their election bullshit and the Supreme Court says "I can't hear you."

There are many, many more ways that States can make war on each other without firing a shot. Creative minds will be creative.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 05:54 PM (C1rbv)

441 Jail time for anyone who knowingly hires an illegal alien.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 05:18 PM (zI5No)

Disallow write offs for employees with bad SSN/DOB/Name match. You have just dried up the incentive to employ illegals since they would be more expensive that legal employees to pay.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:57 PM (xhaym)

442 Send them everywhere in blue states where there are empty, abandoned Catholic schools and protestant churches that can quickly be converted for housing. That's what they've done in my area so no excuses: We have no appropriate low cost housing.
Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 05:26 PM (NIYa7)
_____________

Send them to mosques and madrassas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 05:57 PM (G6Pml)

443 Oh and of course the obligatory: "migrants" is deceptive and inaccurate, these people are illegal aliens (the only actual and legal terms in existence).

Migrants are just passin' through. These people aren't mirating, they are breaking and entering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Ivdso)

444 This is Ace of Spades, ladies and gentlemen, out of character to assure you that The Invasion of the Shithole Country Dirties has no further significance than as the Ashura holiday offering it was intended to be. The AOSHQ's own blog version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and saying Almond Snackbar

Starting now, we couldn't actually perform an invasion of your Blue State Crapholes. . . so we did the best next thing. We annihilated Washington and NYC before your very eyes, with fake headlines and utterly destroyed the New York Times.

You will be relieved, I hope, to learn that we didn't mean it, and that both cities are still open for business and that the millions of invading dirty foreigners remain in the cousin-humping Red States for now.

So goodbye everybody, and remember the terrible lesson you learned tonight. That grinning, glowing, globular invader of your living room is an inhabitant of the Democrat Party, and if your doorbell rings and nobody's there, that was no illegal alien . .it's probably Brie Larson asking if you've seen her ass anywhere. She seems to have lost it.

Posted by: A Special Announcement from AOSHQ to Quell the Blue State Panic at August 04, 2022 05:58 PM (5NkmN)

445 The Recount
Sen. Cruz (R-TX) slams his boot on the table in opposition to FBI guidelines on symbols that indicate extremist groups.

The Verdict podcast is gonna be LIT

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 05:59 PM (xhaym)

446 Fun idea: pro-rate existing welfare payments to pay for the illegal aliens' welfare payments.

Then listen to the howling.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 06:00 PM (G6Pml)

447 Cruz didn't really slam his boot down, he put it on the desk to show the Molon Labe flag. I mean its a fairly dramatic movement, but it doesn't mean anything, ultimately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2022 06:06 PM (Ivdso)

448 Suggested slight headline improvement for clarity...

New York Times: It's Not Fair to East Coast Elites to Send the Illegal Aliens Demanded by East Coast Elites to the East Coast to Inconvenience East Coast Elites Where They Live!

This improvement reinforces the Uberness of what this (and everything else) is all about...

the feeeewings of East Coast Elites!!

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 04, 2022 06:34 PM (peWy1)

449 To remove Elon Musk sock - sorry!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 04, 2022 06:36 PM (peWy1)

450 The New York Slimes covering up for the enemy since 1932 when the notorious Walter Duranty covered up for Stalin and became his propagandists in America then did the same with Hitler Herb Mathews did it for Castro then Vietnam this leftists rag lied big time and their behind this 1619 project this liberal rag should be on everyone's Boycott List

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 04, 2022 06:49 PM (wGqjj)

451 Send about a 1000 to Bernie town Burlington Vt.
Vermont is the nations largest gated community and were 94% white.

Posted by: deepred at August 04, 2022 06:58 PM (hFR3H)

452 81 Cots on the interior steps of the Washington Monument...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 04, 2022 07:11 PM (8fxF+)

453 Ace

I like the analogy between Bonaparte's 100 Days & the current illegals mess.

That's ingenious.

Posted by: mnw at August 04, 2022 07:50 PM (NLIak)

454 It's really very complex in this active life to listen news on Television, so I only use world wide web for that purpose, and get the newest news.

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