Our Border Isn't Broken, It's Fixed.<br>It's Fixed Precisely the Way The Regime Wants It To Be

Our Border Isn't Broken, It's Fixed.
It's Fixed Precisely the Way The Regime Wants It To Be

Biden has reduced the number of prosecutions for border crossings by 80%.

NeverTrump cheers, because they are strongly in favor of open borders. They just don't want to call it that.

The Biden administration dramatically reduced migrant prosecutions by nearly 80 percent in the 2021 fiscal year, even as illegal crossings skyrocketed.
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The precipitous drop in migrant prosecutions illustrates President Joe Biden's break from prior administrations' policies toward illegal immigration. Refraining from bringing criminal charges against the vast majority of individuals entering the country illegally also provides evidence for critics who say the White House is exacerbating the migration crisis on the southern border.
The decline in prosecutions for illegal border crossings also happened amid the worst border crisis in U.S. history. Migrant encounters on the southern border exceeded two million in 2021.
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"The lack of accountability from this administration encourages the worst people flooding our borders, criminals, to keep violating our laws until they finally commit a crime so egregious that the Department of Justice is forced to prosecute," a senior DHS official told the Free Beacon.
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The Free Beacon in December reported on deportations plummeting to the lowest number in decades under Biden. The White House has also stonewalled congressional investigations into where DHS is placing illegal immigrants after they are released into the U.S. interior.

The entire immigration system is "buckling under pressure" from the non-enforcement at the border.

Federal authorities don't know the location of potentially hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that entered the country last year, many of whom never showed up for their mandatory appointment with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, according to an internal Department of Homeland Security report.
The report shows Customs and Border Protection failed to record the U.S. addresses of around a third of illegal border crossers between March and June 2021, a period during which border agents encountered more than 720,000 migrants along the southwest border.
Many of those migrants failed to report to ICE following their release. Roughly 30 percent of migrants released into the United States between March and September 2021 "did not comply with release terms," according to the report...
To deal with the flood, agents began using "ad hoc methods" such as white boards to track the whereabouts of migrants with little success, the report states....
Under President Joe Biden, immigration authorities have released up to hundreds of thousands of migrants into the United States without court dates. From March to mid-July 2021, roughly 50,000 illegal immigrants were free to live in the United States without a scheduled court date, according to a report from Axios.

James Varney of Real Clear Politics visited an immigration court in New Orleans, partly to con his employer into paying for a trip to New Orleans, and partly to report on how the system actually works.

His report? Basically, the system works exactly as intended.

Except the system is designed to permit the maximum number of illegal aliens into the country while falsely assuring the Rubes of the nation that it's working to deport them.

So yes, according to its design goals: It's a smashing success. Every illegal alien who wants to come into the United States can do so, and can stay as long as they want, and the Rubes who are actually citizens of the United States stupidly believe there's a "system" in place to prevent that from happening.

Despite the hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens entering the country every month, the immigration courts are... snoozy places. Almost ghost-towns.

Over five days during a two-week period in June that officials described as typical this year, two active courtrooms heard about 50 combined cases each morning, wrapping up business by 11 a.m. even though all those cases were continued.
The brief activity seemed puzzling for a system that all sides of the immigration debate agree has been overwhelmed by a growing national backlog of at least 1.8 million cases. For the New Orleans courts, the backlog currently stands at more than 40,000 cases, according to the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse, or TRAC, at Syracuse University, which focuses on immigration topics.

You'd think that with such an immense backlog, the courts would be bustling with activity, and open all day long.

You would, of course, be wrong.

But the darkly wooded courtrooms -- featuring the Department of Justice seal on to the wall behind the judge (photography not allowed) -- feel more like a sleepy municipal outpost than one of the key cogs in a national crisis.
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"When I started practicing immigration law in Baton Rouge in 2007," said Ken Mayeaux, one of Louisiana's top immigration attorneys and former clinical professor at LSU Paul M. Hebert Law Center, "there was only one immigration judge in New Orleans and at that time, from initial hearing to final decision, was typically four to six months. Now it's more like four to five years."

Almost as if the intent is to allow illegal aliens to live in the United States so long that they will have children here and then Democrats can say, "But it would be inhuman to evict them now! They've made a life here!

Varney notes that it is tactically advantageous to not have a lawyer present at these initial court hearings -- so virtually no one has one.

If you don't have a lawyer, you get an additional four months in the United States, free.

What kind of effed-up incentive structure is this?

Would not one or two weeks be enough time to find an internet cafe and Google "immigration lawyers"?

Those who do not have a lawyer, which was almost everyone in court the days RealClearInvestigations attended, get a reprieve -- usually a four-month stay to allow time to find an attorney and be placed back on the "master calendar" to sit through the process once again. Immigrants are not entitled to representation, although the court does make available a list of nonprofit clinics that can offer legal advice.

In fact, why not hold the illegal aliens and let them google "immigration attorney" from a holding area?

I'd even go a step further: Why do they need lawyers? This is not a criminal proceeding. The Constitution does not mandate a right to a lawyer when you are petitioning the government for a benefit. And in these cases, the "right" to asylum is based on a free narrative about your claims of persecution in your homeland -- this isn't some kind of technical legal proceeding. It's supposed to be just the asylum-seeker telling the truth in his own words, not being told how to lie for maximum effect by lawyers perpetrating a fraud on the court by instructing their clients to recite a string of perjurious statements known to contain the key claims judges will grant asylum if they hear.

As I said, the system is not failing -- it's succeeding. The system is designed to fail, if the object is to deport illegal aliens.

The real object is to put on a Potemkin Village show of border enforcement for the rubes while making sure anyone who wants to illegally come to the United States can illegally come to the United States.

But the Biden Administration isn't even interested in the Potemkin Village show any longer, Varney reports:

The lack of activity in June was unusual, according to attorneys who practice in immigration court. They also said additional "master calendar" hearings are held by video, and that many days there is a separate room where the court will hear dozens more initial appearances. "It may look like nothing is going on but believe me, there is a lot going on," Mayeaux said. "But this is an abnormal time."
[The Transaction Records Access Clearinghouse] of Syracuse attributes much of the slowdown to the COVID pandemic, but another main cause according to attorneys is what the Biden administration calls "prosecutorial discretion," which it has increasingly used to wipe clear cases against illegal immigrants.

The policy involves the government's lawyers in court, part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, simply dropping the cases. The new policy to unclog the system by letting illegal immigrants walk came from the so-called "Doyle Memorandum," an internal guidance memo issued by DHS' Principal Legal Adviser Kerry E. Doyle that went into effect April 25.
Under its terms, the government makes an "unopposed motion to dismiss without prejudice ... recipients who have been ordered removed or deported from the United States and are seeking to apply for lawful permanent residence with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services."
"You are free to go and live your life, and the government has no interest in removing you from the country," Judge Charlotte Marquez told an immigrant in New Orleans accepting "prosecutorial discretion," adding those terms could change should there be some future lawbreaking.

Not bloody likely.

Kerry E. Doyle,
who wrote the Doyle Memorandum
(she/her)

Read the whole thing. It's a good 'un.

Bonus:

Idrees Ali
@idreesali114
U.S. Defense Secretary Austin had rejected a request by the D.C. mayor for National Guard troops to help with migrants being sent into the city from Texas, saying that it would hurt troop readiness, a U.S. official says.

Via bonhomme.

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 05, 2022 02:07 PM (b2nrj)

3 We're grays, man. We're greys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Pi R Squared!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at August 05, 2022 02:07 PM (3wNhr)

5 So much for the gray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Border ain't the only thing that's broke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

7 So doing nothing is doing something. Amirite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 05, 2022 02:08 PM (ppL7t)

8 The entire immigration system is "buckling under pressure" from the non-enforcement at the border.

But it's OK because we're getting 81,000 new IRS agents.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Marxists have wanted no borders since 1917

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (YR0IE)

10 "many of whom never showed up for their mandatory appointment with Immigration and Customs Enforcement"

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (RFKzk)

11 Hey, I was promised nood boners!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (DgWEj)

12 Federal authorities don't know the location of potentially hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that entered the country last year, many of whom never showed up for their mandatory appointment with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, according to an internal Department of Homeland Security report.
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Top-notch work as usual, gentlemen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (WWh8n)

13 "Roughly 30 percent of migrants released into the United States between March and September 2021 "did not comply with release terms," according to the report..."

I'm surprised it's only 30%. What incentive is there to report? None.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 02:10 PM (ftFVW)

14 Workers of the world unite

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 05, 2022 02:10 PM (YR0IE)

15 But it's OK because we're getting 81,000 new IRS agents.
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With guns and bullets.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 05, 2022 02:10 PM (ppL7t)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

17
Noteworthy are the Stats we're Not hearing, namely the commensurate Increases in Sex Trafficking and Raping.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (dvxfv)

18 But it's OK because we're getting 81,000 new IRS agents.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

They gotta pay for all those new residents somehow. Better squeeze the middle class a little harder.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)

19 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

You okay?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (DgWEj)

20 Why do they always look like that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Over five days during a two-week period in June that officials described as typical this year, two active courtrooms heard about 50 combined cases each morning, wrapping up business by 11 a.m. even though all those cases were continued.
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50 cases in 2-3 hours (I don't know whether the start time is 08:00 or 09:00)? That's 2.4 minutes to 3.6 minutes per case. That can only possibly be a rubber-stamp operation. That's enough time to turn over the people, introduce the case, stamp the ruling and not much else.

There can be precisely nothing going on at that pace. It's just some shuffling of paperwork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (WWh8n)

22 Oops, I should have not been in the comments section while cleaning the keyboard.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (3cGpq)

23 Things that can't continue, won't.

There's a lot of ruin in a nation.

Both statements are true. So its only a matter of timing. The end result isn't disputable. Change or else.

Posted by: So what's it gonna be U.S. at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (HKLpB)

24 The federal government's main job is to secure our borders from invasion.

Seems they don't want to do their job.

One more reason why they are no longer needed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (R/m4+)

25 Hey, I was promised nood boners!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 05, 2022 02:09 PM (DgWEj)

Call me on Zoom.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

26 The establishment right wants cheap labor, the establishment left wants a voting underclass. Simple as that.

Posted by: CppThis at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (UewuT)

27 This is probably gonna backfire on them bigly.. The home grown Hispanics are not fond of the new interlopers and the Black Community isn't either

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (bs+z0)

28 Ship 'em to blue cities until they say uncle.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (krQz2)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

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You take that back! My mother was a saint!

Posted by: Bender B Rodriguez at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (RFKzk)

30 Related to the topic, look at that woman's bio. That's what she has to brag about. if you look at 90% of the Biden administration's bios or the most influential and powerful elite left, they have no actual credentials or accomplishments to brag about beyond "I graduated from x institution".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)

31 As I said, the system is not failing -- it's succeeding. The system is designed to fail, if the object is to deport illegal aliens.
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Just like everything else. The FDA achieved its goals. The FBI achieves its goals. Etc. It's all designed to not work properly as defined by the man on the street.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (WWh8n)

32 America has largely become a flop-house for the world and if you think things are bad now, just wait until we are half a billion angry, largely disconnected people with nothing in common.

Fortunately, I'll be dead soon, but I do worry about my children.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (wGdPE)

33 Immigration proceedings were never intended to be drawn out processes involving lawyers, but the same can be said for Workers Comp.
Attorneys just see too much money laying around to walk away from an opportunity.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (FJYfm)

34 Trump said it years ago.

They're not sending us their best.

Being destitute in another country isn't much different than being destitute in America. But then, the Biden administration is bankrupting us by giving them free shit, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The Democrats seized power fraudulently and have been ramming their policies down this country's throat.

Fundamentally Transformed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (XvPQV)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

I thought that came directly from Joe's dying brain.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (eGTCV)

37 The new policy to unclog the system by letting illegal immigrants walk came from the so-called "Doyle Memorandum," an internal guidance memo issued by DHS' Principal Legal Adviser Kerry E. Doyle that went into effect April 25.

betcha five bucks Kerry E. Doyle lives in a restricted community.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

38 I was promised nood boners!

Go on some video chat channel, I promise there will be a forest of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (Ivdso)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

I always wondered what click talking looked like in text.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Under its terms, the government makes an "unopposed motion to dismiss without prejudice ... recipients who have been ordered removed or deported from the United States and are seeking to apply for lawful permanent residence with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services."
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Welcome to Sanctuary ~~City~~ ~~County~~ ~~State~~ Country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (WWh8n)

41 Keep bussing the illegals to blue shit holes and the left's base will start bitching. In the capitol city they already are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (BFigT)

42 Prosecutory Summer Recovery Summer

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (TNyrE)

43 They need lawyers so they know which buzzwords to paraphrase to "qualify" for asylum or whatever. That's all this really is. Plus, an immigration official or judge is more likely to just rubber-stamp an asylum request if they know that a lawyer will make things difficult for them if they don't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

I always wondered what click talking looked like in text.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

That's the script for "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

45 I blame the GOP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (m7R0k)

46 >>>As I said, the system is not failing -- it's succeeding. The system is designed to fail, if the object is to deport illegal aliens.

The plan is NOT to provide solutions to problems. The plan is destruction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (U3uv2)

47 Does Borders Books exist anymore?

They're going to need to change their name.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (krQz2)

48 Keep bussing the illegals to blue shit holes and the left's base will start bitching. In the capitol city they already are.
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They wanted to be Sanctuary Cities. Well, now they are. Eff them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

49 Yikes.. It got grey in here

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

50 This is such a slap in the face to hundreds of thousands of foreign nationals who are going through channels to gain US citizenship

I recall an IT guy at former workplace. He and his wife had spent tens of thousands of dollars going through the legal citizenship hoops, with no end in sight.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

51
betcha five bucks Kerry E. Doyle lives in a restricted community.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

She does have an office downtown Boston.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Shades of Grey.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)

I always wondered what click talking looked like in text.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

That's the script for "The Gods Must Be Crazy"
Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (FJYfm)
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Somebody posted their LaTeX document...

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:17 PM (krQz2)

54 Pence Travels to Wisconsin to Join GOPe against Trump-Endorsed Candidate Tim Michels - Trump to Hold Rally TONIGHT in Waukesh

Ass cancer > Mike Pence

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:17 PM (m7R0k)

55 betcha five bucks Kerry E. Doyle lives in a restricted community.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)
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You can be sure she can afford to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (WWh8n)

56
My personal fave was that brief period when kids were using "pimp" instead of "lady's man." Now with "strong pimp hand" making the rounds, there are a lot of not-so-old songs and movies that confuse to today's yutes.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

Like "pimp my ride."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (dvxfv)

57 If you think it's bad now, just wait until all the food shortages hit all over the world and the famines start. This is a dripping faucet compared to the firehose of illegal aliens coming to us and Europe.

Posted by: TheMitch at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (cDITE)

58 Ass cancer > Mike Pence
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:17 PM (m7R0k)

He's already got the Ass part going for him

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (bs+z0)

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Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:11 PM (3cGpq)
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Butt-posting?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (krQz2)

60 Kerry E. Doyle (Seditionist/Leftist)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (U3uv2)

61 This is all quite sus and hinky and queer.

Our southern border is secure.

Posted by: "Gollum" Mayorkas at August 05, 2022 02:18 PM (sWM8x)

62 Never fear citizens:

The Chair Is Against The Wall!

Posted by: Don't Worry! Be Hoppy! at August 05, 2022 02:19 PM (IfiWI)

63 That's the script for "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Great funny movie, but it demonstrates something I was on about a couple days ago.

I have zero physically in common with Xi, the Bushman who speaks in that odd click language.

But I identify with him totally through the movie and he's hilarious and wise without saying a single word I can comprehend.

Strangely, I don't need characters or protagonists who "look like me" to identify with them or find them admirable and interesting. This representation thing is an imbecilic lie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)

64 Harry Doyle >>> Kerry Doyle

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:20 PM (906pl)

65 Was Austin wearing his plastic face mask and giant medal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

66 Strangely, I don't need characters or protagonists who "look like me" to identify with them or find them admirable and interesting. This representation thing is an imbecilic lie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)
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Racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (WWh8n)

67 All this compassion is making me thirsty.

Thirsty for a government that gives a $hit about its actual citizens.

Compassion is great until it destroys your society from
Within. We are so screwed

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (haWye)

68 No, sadly, Borders Books went out of business about a decade ago. I really miss it. Loved their stores.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (oi8Dv)

69 Note how the establishmentarian types never fight the Trumpists with any sort of ideological or visionary arguments, it's just Orange Man Bad all day every day. They have no plan, and everyone knows it.

Posted by: CppThis at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (UewuT)

70 ++++
Racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (WWh8n)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Not enforcing the border is text book treason as you are giving aid and comfort to the invaders.

But...no one in the GOPe has the courage to go that far so we are screwed.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

72 NO FAIR. I was all in on Let it Burn and sooner please to increase the odds of proper republic rising from the ashes during the BHO regime. But 4 years of Trump gave me hope that maybe America could be saved without the scorching fire. And now the junta is soaking everything with kerosene and handing matches to monkeys.

I wonder what will hold some value when the dollar goes Weimar Republic? I think skills will be the most tradable item one can have, but I'm 29, I'd like to have some trade goods to supplement that.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (3cGpq)

73 U.S. Defense Secretary Austin had rejected a request by the D.C. mayor for National Guard troops to help with migrants being sent into the city from Texas, saying that it would hurt troop readiness, a U.S. official says.
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The Irony General.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (krQz2)

74 Pence Travels to Wisconsin to Join GOPe against Trump-Endorsed Candidate Tim Michels - Trump to Hold Rally TONIGHT in Waukesh

Ass cancer > Mike Pence
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Without Trump Mike Pence would have been never seen again.

Ironically, his entire value is still based upon Trump. If Trump quits the scene forever, no one talks to Mike Pence again, about anything.

Posted by: he burned the bridge at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (+FEgY)

75 Wait, they didn't show up for their mandatory appearance? But it's MANDATORY!

Maybe if it was WOMANatory they'd have been there.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (53oGX)

76 Free to go live your life ... (while not becoming a citizen). So they are free to work as illegals and get all benefits a citizen would get? They are also free to collect welfare? Medicaid? Government housing?

We are quite capable of letting in migrants legally, but they prefer the open border flow of drugs and human trafficking, not to mention the terrorists from around the world. They (oligarchs/DeepState/etc.) are at War with USA and Western Civilization.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (Cus5s)

77 Jerry Doyle >>>Harry Doyle >>> Kerry Doyle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

78 No borders = no country. So why do we need those jackasses in D.C.?

Posted by: Javems at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (AmoqO)

79 68 No, sadly, Borders Books went out of business about a decade ago. I really miss it. Loved their stores.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (oi8Dv)

Same. I still have my Borders keychain card

They did put most of the local booksellers out of business, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (XvPQV)

80 That's the script for "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Note that movie is officially rayciss now. I read why and honestly didn't understand it. And I'm used to understanding the crazyness in lefty-think.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (ESjRY)

81 Let's just declare everyone in the world a US citizen and use those 87,000 new IRS agents to start collecting taxes.

Why cross the border? You're already here

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (h1jJh)

82
I recall an IT guy at former workplace. He and his wife had spent tens of thousands of dollars going through the legal citizenship hoops, with no end in sight.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

There are stories to be told. I wish someone would look at Denver court too. I've heard stories that either asylum/green card or citizenship was for sale in CO. I don't remember exactly how they were pulling this off .

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (0Cl6X)

83 Anything the government says sounds sus to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (oi8Dv)

84 Strangely, I don't need characters or protagonists who "look like me" to identify with them or find them admirable and interesting. This representation thing is an imbecilic lie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)

Not to mention they fail to see the absurdity of wanting people with super powers who "look like me."
Yeah, except for that flying and shooting lightning bolts and stuff (You know, the stuff that makes their story movie-worthy), you two are just alike! That could be your story, except for all the good parts!

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (FJYfm)

85 They did put most of the local booksellers out of business, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 05, 2022 02:22 PM (XvPQV)
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Circle of life.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (krQz2)

86 saying that it would hurt troop readiness, a U.S. official says.
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yes they need to keep thousands of troops ready to spring to action at a moment's notice. Never know when the next MAGA-Trumpist Domestic Terrorist Insurrection will erupt.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (dCxaZ)

87 I think it's purty fucking quaint that people think the country can be saved

and voting for republicans will save it

grow the fuck up

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (us2H3)

88 What other country in the world allows this?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, enjoying the jour at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (jTmQV)

89 I recall an IT guy at former workplace. He and his wife had spent tens of thousands of dollars going through the legal citizenship hoops, with no end in sight.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

They guys I've talked to about it said it's a minimum of $10k to do it the right way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

90 @63

>>Strangely, I don't need characters or protagonists who "look like me" to identify with them..

When James died and Florida screamed out his name, it wasn't her just losing a husband it was as if we all lost our dad as well.

And James looked nothing like my dad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (wGdPE)

91 Almost as if the intent is to allow illegal aliens to live in the United States so long that they will have children here and then Democrats can say, "But it would be inhuman to evict them now! They've made a live here

Seize the children, expel the parents. The first time some Guatemalan mother is hauled screaming onto a plane while her newborn is carried away to be raised by an American family, the rest will stop coming.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (wmDcS)

92 What other country in the world allows this?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, enjoying the jour at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (jTmQV)

Not. One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

93 What other country in the world allows this?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, enjoying the jour at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (jTmQV)
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That's why we're exceptional.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (krQz2)

94 Holy carp! The guy I posted about in the EMT threatening another Buffalo-style mass-shooting is a black guy!

||BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- A Black resident of Buffalo, New York, told investigators he anonymously tweeted out a fake threat to commit mass killings against Black people in his community, days after a real mass shooting, because he wanted to see if racists would cheer him on, according to federal prosecutors.

The U.S. Attorney's office said Thursday that the suspect, 24, said in a May 16 post that he and "associates" would target Black people at area grocery stores -- two days after a white gunman from Conklin, New York, opened fire at a Tops Friendly Market and killed 10 people.

He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

95 >>> 89 I recall an IT guy at former workplace. He and his wife had spent tens of thousands of dollars going through the legal citizenship hoops, with no end in sight.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

They guys I've talked to about it said it's a minimum of $10k to do it the right way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

I am assuming this is *before* Bidenflation?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (llON8)

96 My congressman-
Congressman Troy Nehls
@RepTroyNehls
13m
4,000 migrants is what pours across the border in an afternoon.

DC Mayor Bowser hasn't seen a crisis yet.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (NpAcC)

97 What other country in the world allows this?

Traditionally one of the most obvious differences between a failing state and a successful one is the ability to defend its borders. Compare the Byzantine Empire before Manzikert when it had borders and after when it had "immigrants" and "dreamers" raping and pillaging the lands.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

98 She looks like Fozzy Bear and Joy Behar had a kid that survived an abortion.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (vN+oL)

99 They did put most of the local booksellers out of business, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water
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Circle of life.
Posted by: Axeman

But who will eventually take out and replace Amazon?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (ftFVW)

100 The lead actress in The Gods Must Be Crazy was a hottie, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (oi8Dv)

101 I wonder what will hold some value when the dollar goes Weimar Republic? I think skills will be the most tradable item one can have, but I'm 29, I'd like to have some trade goods to supplement that.

=

Alcohol. All kidding aside. If you have the equipment and supplies and skill to brew, distill, you'll be able to trade for everything else. As long as you can defend it. You need about half a dozen sons/brothers and a decent supply of guns n ammo. Fresh water and or means to filter. You are going to need that for the mash.

Posted by: Hillbilly Strategos at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (VBvE8)

102 I wonder what will hold some value when the dollar goes Weimar Republic? I think skills will be the most tradable item one can have, but I'm 29, I'd like to have some trade goods to supplement that.

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Bullets will be the universal currency

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (h1jJh)

103 Prosecute all officials who aid the illegal entry of aliens. Its all ready the law. Start with the heads of agencies and work your way down. Focus on lawyers and judges, then the politicians.

Make sure they are kept in the same conditions as the Jan 6 crowd, in fact make them the warders to insure these conditions are repicated.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (EcD5Y)

104 It's "fixed" just like the 2020 election

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (bs+z0)

105 >>> 22 Oops, I should have not been in the comments section while cleaning the keyboard.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:12 PM (3cGpq)

Don't you have cats? Always blame weird typing on the cats.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (llON8)

106 94 He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

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"I got 13 likes from people without any followers. That means that America is swimming in racists and we must kill all white people to safe black bodies."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

107 My congressman-
Congressman Troy Nehls
@RepTroyNehls
13m
4,000 migrants is what pours across the border in an afternoon.

DC Mayor Bowser hasn't seen a crisis yet.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 02:25 PM (NpAcC)

Open borders means no borders. No borders means no country.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

108 If I were Governor of a border state I'd be asking my staff to find out where Doyle lives so I can make sure the next 10 buses out of town go there... just say'in.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 05, 2022 02:26 PM (53oGX)

109
I am assuming this is *before* Bidenflation?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (llON8

Yes, actually. My current work situation has me not dealing with anyone face to face very often, so that's been a while.

Most of them had to be sponsored by the company just to get a foot in the door because they couldn't afford the attorney.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Heeeeere's Juanita!

@GregAbbott_TX

The 1st bus of migrants has arrived in NYC.

Biden refuses to do his job, so Texas continues to take unprecedented action to secure our border.

NYC is the ideal destination for these migrants.

They can receive the services Mayor Adams has boasted about w/in the sanctuary city.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpdtxe

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (U3uv2)

111 I see a headline this am that the first bus of "undocumented diversity" arrived in NYC from TX.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (Zf0+a)

112 I'm a white guy who was young in the 90s, and I think that Morpheus and Blade were super cool badasses who happen to be black guys. As opposed to today's clown world where I am apparently supposed to think that Character X is great/terrible based only on whether it looks like I do.

90s movies were better and more fun.

Posted by: CppThis at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (UewuT)

113 Willowed:

The Blues Brothers Movie has become an invaluable museum piece of great American R&B giants.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:06 PM (lf83v)

Wife is turning the littles on to musicals after they did some summer theater camp in the park. Blues Brothers is on the menu.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (U3uv2)

114 Anchor Babies = biological warfare

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (LeX7m)

115 I think all buses should go to DC.

Make a border-to-DC illegal express.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:28 PM (krQz2)

116 Texas should really get out of this mess, and if it starts something, so be it. We beat the Mexican horde on our own in 1836, looks like round 2.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 02:28 PM (oWBc3)

117 #94 Sorry, not EMT but Morning Rant, thus...

||BUFFALO, N.Y. -- U.S. Attorney Trini E. Ross announced today that Rolik Walker, 24, of Buffalo, NY, was arrested and charged by criminal complaint with making an interstate threat. The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Timothy C. Lynch, who is handling the case, stated that according to the criminal complaint, on May 16, 2022, just two days after the racially motivated shooting at the Tops grocery store on Jefferson Avenue in Buffalo, Walker created a Twitter account with the handle @ConklinHero. The defendant accused in the Tops shooting is from Conklin, NY. Walker then used the @ConklinHero account to post that he and his "associates" were targeting several grocery stores in the Buffalo area and were "only looking to kill blacks." Walker attempted to anonymize his creation of the Twitter account and the Twitter post by utilizing an application on his cell phone that masked his IP address.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:28 PM (yikp0)

118 Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (us2H3)

I think quaint is a great word. It reminds me of long dresses and straw hats from "Little House on the Prairie". I going to quaintly vote for Republicans because I sure as heck am not going to vote for Democrats and I think that for myself not voting at all would be tacit support for Democrats.

And I think God is the only one who can save America, and he doesn't ascribe to one political party. he may not want to save America. I keep praying that though..

But beating each other up for voting or not voting always sounds like a fun afternoon./s. I'm going out for an ice cream with my family which sounds much fun-er-rer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2022 02:29 PM (snPsk)

119
He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||
Posted by: andycanuck

The best part is the FBI gave him the idea, I'll wager!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 02:29 PM (dvxfv)

120 The Evil Ones claim the Border is Secured because they do not let anyone come across in view of CBP officers and immediately go free without an ID check.

No, they go free after claiming asylum, providing some personal info that usually cannot be verified, tell ICE where they want to go, get some clothing, food, money, and a free cell phone, get a notice to appear for an asylum hearing, and get a bus or plane ticket or a ride on a ICE charter flight.

The above process is what they claim makes our border secure.

/throws up/

Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2022 02:29 PM (AMIL/)

121 It is all fake. From ZH:

while the Household Survey has gone nowhere since March, the BLS data engineers have been busy goalseeking the Establishment Survey (perhaps with the occasional nudge from the White House especially now that the economy is in a technical recession) to make it appear as if the economy is growing strongly, when in reality all they are doing is applying the same erroneous seasonal adjustment factor that gave such a wrong perspective of the labor market in the aftermath of the covid pandemic (until it was all adjusted away a year ago). In other words, while the labor market is already cracking, it will take the BLS several months of veering away from reality before the government bureaucrats accept and admit what is truly taking place.

We expect that "realization" to take place just after the midterms, because the last thing the Biden administration can afford is admit the labor market is crashing in addition to the continued surge in inflation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:29 PM (hwoGt)

122 "Pence Travels to Wisconsin to Join GOPe against Trump-Endorsed Candidate Tim Michels - Trump to Hold Rally TONIGHT in Waukesha"

Trump endorsed Michels? Another unforced error. Michels is an idiot, and he hasn't even lived in WI for decades.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 02:29 PM (qH6FZ)

123 What other country in the world allows this?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, enjoying the jour at August 05, 2022 02:23 PM (jTmQV)

***

France and the once Great Britain

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 05, 2022 02:30 PM (flINI)

124 113 Willowed:

The Blues Brothers Movie has become an invaluable museum piece of great American R&B giants.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:06 PM (lf83v)

Wife is turning the littles on to musicals after they did some summer theater camp in the park. Blues Brothers is on the menu.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (U3uv2)

I read somewhere that it gave a real second life to Aretha Franklin's career.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:30 PM (906pl)

125 I love how they are sending illegals to DC. They should send them to Leftist cities year-round - Portland, Chicago, etc. Better yet, add colleges to the rotation: Ten thousand each to Harvard, Yale, Ohio State, Michigan, etc.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 05, 2022 02:30 PM (MTm8X)

126 The best part is the FBI gave him the idea, I'll wager!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

New recruiting strategy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 02:30 PM (ftFVW)

127 I'm a white guy who was young in the 90s, and I think that Morpheus and Blade were super cool badasses who happen to be black guys. As opposed to today's clown world where I am apparently supposed to think that Character X is great/terrible based only on whether it looks like I do.

90s movies were better and more fun.
Posted by: CppThis at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (UewuT)
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No white person ever watched Roots and flinched when they cut off half of Kunta Kinte's foot, right?

We are living in a trans-Orwell world. Kinda like Orwell, but they haven't gotten around to quite the tyranny yet.

We're like in the 1984 Prequel.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (krQz2)

128 Why do they let these people come to a racist country? Cruel and usual .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (2PKYf)

129 He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)
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Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)

130 I wonder what will hold some value when the dollar goes Weimar Republic? I think skills will be the most tradable item one can have, but I'm 29, I'd like to have some trade goods to supplement that.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (3cGpq)

Basic goods will be more fungible and retain value. More advanced stuff will be more profitable but harder to come by and might be inconvenient to trade in because of their value. It'd be inconvenient to trade "a computer's worth" of stuff today let alone when it has more value. But in general things that have more complex supply chains will become more scarce, which is often capital equipment(cars and car parts for example).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (b2nrj)

131 He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge

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FBI just hired him as a special agent in charge of stirring shit up

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (h1jJh)

132 Biden needs a diaper changer with a neck tattoo.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at August 05, 2022 02:31 PM (eGTCV)

133 Walker attempted to anonymize his creation of the Twitter account and the Twitter post by utilizing an application on his cell phone that masked his IP address.||

Yet they still found him. Nothing is private.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (hwoGt)

134 Social media is the "Two-minute Hate, on your schedule."

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (krQz2)

135 How about ten thousand more immigration judges instead of seventy thousand IRS agents.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (V4q4k)

136 It's time for TX and AZ to take authority of their borders and shut them down. Commercial traffic only, more closely observed.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (oGc0G)

137 Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (oi8Dv)

138 110 NYC is the ideal destination for these migrants.

They can receive the services Mayor Adams has boasted about w/in the sanctuary city.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpdtxe
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:27 PM (U3uv2)

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Let's be honest: That's quality explanation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

139 Florida should also be worried about its border crisis. I'm referring, of course, to all the New Yorkers moving into the state.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (C5lbH)

140 Note how the establishmentarian types never fight the Trumpists with any sort of ideological or visionary arguments, it's just Orange Man Bad all day every day. They have no plan, and everyone knows it.
Posted by: CppThis at August 05, 2022 02:21 PM (UewuT)

A little scary that Cheney Sr was brought out of ~~his adamantium life-sustaining sarcophagus fed on the burning children of Gaia~~ retirement. There is nothing they won't flip on, because they are scheming children.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

141 And remember, they aren’t illegal aliens. They are in fact “migrants”. Because nothing makes Americans more upset than having a CBP official ask for a passport of people who cross the border at a port of entry.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (ko5D0)

142 The U.S. Attorney's office said Thursday that the suspect, 24, said in a May 16 post that he and "associates" would target Black people at area grocery stores -- two days after a white gunman from Conklin, New York, opened fire at a Tops Friendly Market and killed 10 people.

He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

I suppose the chances of this fellow's name getting released to the media is approximately zero point zero zero percent?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (w3dJ+)

143 He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.

So if a bunch of guys got together and planned to the greatest detail how to kidnap and execute a governor of a State, maybe even doing a few practice runs to work out the kinks and neck down what equipment is necessary, and then if one of the several FBI agents who infiltrated that group were to go and bust up the group...

it would only take one guy to claim that the whole exercise was about discovering the most authentic plan to be a plot element in a conspiracy-thriller novel.

Just doing research judge!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (3hSHB)

144 We're not going to bus our way out of this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (44ww/)

145 Our Border is Non-Existent, save giant green lights with promises & inducements of Infinite Free Shit (TM) from Uncle Sugar -- not to mention an unlimited supply of get out of jail free cards, especially for murdering whitey.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (Wkt04)

146 I suppose the chances of this fellow's name getting released to the media is approximately zero point zero zero percent?
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By fellow, I hope you meant tranny.

Posted by: a hunch at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (HKLpB)

147 He "stated that the purpose of the post was to see what everyone would say and if anyone would agree with him," according to an FBI agent’s affidavit supporting the charge.||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:24 PM (yikp0)

He also lures minors to motel rooms to lecture them about the dangers of meeting strange men in motel rooms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (hwoGt)

148 Kinda on point.

Police in the Mexican state of Tamaulipas have seized HUNDREDS of armored vehicles from drug cartels

https://bit.ly/3vIsvbn

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Hillbilly armored vehicles. Not cool stuff like Tigers, Panthers, and Elefants but still . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (FVME7)

149 >>>U.S. Defense Secretary Austin had rejected a request by the D.C. mayor for National Guard troops to help with migrants being sent into the city from Texas, saying that it would hurt troop readiness

What exactly did the DC mayor want the National Guard to do? Recruit the illegal aliens into the National Guard?

Posted by: No Name Today at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (vlXMQ)

150 And remember, they aren’t illegal aliens. They are in fact “migrants”. Because nothing makes Americans more upset than having a CBP official ask for a passport of people who cross the border at a port of entry.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (ko5D0)
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And Texas is just migrating them to DC.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (krQz2)

151 Popeye Doyle >>>Jerry Doyle >>>Harry Doyle >>> Kerry Doyle

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (w3dJ+)

152 @143

>>Just doing research judge!

Do you want to see the fruits of my research?
--
Pete Townshend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (wGdPE)

153 The north Chicago suburbs could use some undocumented world citizens. Ten thousand would be a start.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (wYSiT)

154 149 >>>U.S. Defense Secretary Austin had rejected a request by the D.C. mayor for National Guard troops to help with migrants being sent into the city from Texas, saying that it would hurt troop readiness

What exactly did the DC mayor want the National Guard to do? Recruit the illegal aliens into the National Guard?
Posted by: No Name Today at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (vlXMQ)

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Most likely, "Get these wetbacks out of my town. This is for Blacks only. Send them to Maryland."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

155 Arthur Conan Doyle > Jerry Doyle >>>Harry Doyle >>> Kerry Doyle

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (m7R0k)

156 Cheney changed his lifetime position on gay marriage when his daughter came out publicly as a dyke.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 02:35 PM (V4q4k)

157 We're not going to bus our way out of this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (44ww/)

It's Alinsky Rules 4-6. If by some chance some leftists wise up and come to their senses on open borders, more the better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (U3uv2)

158 It's time for TX and AZ to take authority of their borders and shut them down. Commercial traffic only, more closely observed.

It's past time for that to happen. Won't have a chance of happening in AZ until Jan 2, 2023 at the earliest. Provided there's insufficient cheating in November.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (Bd6X8)

159 He also lures minors to motel rooms to lecture them about the dangers of meeting strange men in motel rooms.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:34 PM (hwoGt)
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Like the dozens of men claimed on To Catch a Predator.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (krQz2)

160
So if a bunch of guys got together and planned to the greatest detail how to kidnap and execute a governor of a State, maybe even doing a few practice runs to work out the kinks and neck down what equipment is necessary, and then if one of the several FBI agents who infiltrated that group were to go and bust up the group...

it would only take one guy to claim that the whole exercise was about discovering the most authentic plan to be a plot element in a conspiracy-thriller novel.

Just doing research judge!
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 05, 2022 02:33 PM (3hSHB)

TJM white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (b2nrj)

161 Hey! I'm *based* in New Orleans! I've been here for 30 years as a displaced Yankee! So it's *not true* I conned my editors into sending me to New Orleans.

However, it *was* funny and I do appreciate the shout-out and link.

Posted by: James Varney at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (BFhXu)

162 You could say Cheney.... had a change of heart.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:37 PM (hwoGt)

163 Muriel Bowser, Mayor of the capitol city is bitching about being "overwhelmed" by illegals. I seriously doubt the busloads of illegals amount to thousands upon thousands. To claim a city is "overwhelmed" with some newly minted citizens looking for a handout is utter bullshit.

When there are photos and video of the National Mall covered in homeless shelter tents like the 3rd world shit hole slums with smoke from the cooking fires wafting into the air and rivers of human waste running down Penn Ave let me know.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2022 02:37 PM (BFigT)

164 The Republicans if not brain dead should hope the Manchin sellout becomes law - the ad writes itself. "They wasted a trillion dollars, gave away billions to terrorists in Afghanistan, started an inflation wildfire and now want your taxes to go up so they can do it all again - had enough?"

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 02:37 PM (oWBc3)

165 Dark Brandon serves his Dark Master

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:38 PM (ZiV6b)

166 I came up with the whole "I was doing research thing" first. I want royalties.

Posted by: Pete Townsend at August 05, 2022 02:38 PM (5OKP7)

167 You could say Cheney.... had a change of heart.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:37 PM (hwoGt)
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His heart grew 3 sizes that day.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:38 PM (krQz2)

168 So the DC mayor wanted the National Guard to round up the illegals and forcibly remove them to some other location?

I saw a lot of headlines about the request for assistance, but nothing in the way of what exactly they would be doing.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 05, 2022 02:38 PM (vlXMQ)

169 164 The Republicans if not brain dead should hope the Manchin sellout becomes law - the ad writes itself. "They wasted a trillion dollars, gave away billions to terrorists in Afghanistan, started an inflation wildfire and now want your taxes to go up so they can do it all again - had enough?"
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 02:37 PM (oWBc3)

Had enough? Nah. More please.
- most Americans

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (OalnH)

170 161 Hey! I'm *based* in New Orleans! I've been here for 30 years as a displaced Yankee! So it's *not true* I conned my editors into sending me to New Orleans.

However, it *was* funny and I do appreciate the shout-out and link.
Posted by: James Varney at August 05, 2022 02:36 PM (BFhXu)

==========

Is there a real person in the comments?

Like...for real, real? Not just an Albanian bot like the rests of us?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

171 So the DC mayor wanted the National Guard to round up the illegals and forcibly remove them to some other location?

Posted by: No Name Today at August 05, 2022 02:38 PM (vlXMQ)

Fuck her. Bus them all to DC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (U3uv2)

172 >>162 You could say Cheney.... had a change of heart.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
LOL
It's beating off right now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (m7R0k)

173 Send the illegals to Baltimore.

That would be fun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (oi8Dv)

174 Everything free in America!

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (VJsqe)

175 169
Had enough? Nah. More please.
- most Americans
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (OalnH)

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Incorrect.

"Had enough of what? Just because DC spends money doesn't mean that it ever affects me except when I see the signs along the highway saying it's an infrastructure project."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

176 All of that highly skilled labor is just what we need for those high paying, union, shovel ready jobs.

Infrastructure, baby!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (WHt4f)

177 Damned kitteh!

Whenever she hoiks up a furball, she ALWAYS hits a rug, never just the floor.

I'm sure it's intentional....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (906pl)

178 Crapweasels like Dick Cheney are why so many Democrats stay on the plantation and refuse to switch sides.

We're always asking why they're so "stupid".

Well when your alternative is McCain, Romney, Cheney Ryan, Graham, is it really that stupid to be thoroughly repelled?

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (ZiV6b)

179
We're the Border-DC pipeline.
We love to drive, and it shows.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (krQz2)

180 You could say Cheney.... had a change of heart.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
LOL
It's beating off right now.
==
Oink Oink

Posted by: Sometimes I can't help it, it just comes out at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (5OKP7)

181
So when a batch of al Qaeda types stroll in through the southern border and hide out in Atlanta then set off a 'disruptive pyrotechnic' who is to be blamed for that?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (U3bBU)

182
Whenever she hoiks up a furball, she ALWAYS hits a rug, never just the floor.

I'm sure it's intentional....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (906pl)

Separation anxiety. They want to make sure it lands softly, unharmed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

183 >>Fuck her. Bus them all to DC.

I want Mitch McConnell stepping in human shit filled with taco pieces every fucking day he ventures outside of the capital building.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (m7R0k)

184 Is there a real person in the comments?

Like...for real, real? Not just an Albanian bot like the rests of us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

OT, but:
There should be more fictional Albanian villains. That one foreign exchange student/spy kid in The Simpsons was good. We need more of that.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (FJYfm)

185 Cheney got Harambe's heart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:42 PM (44ww/)

186 You know what else this does? It increases the crime rate by white people since they classify crime committed by Hispanics under the white classification.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 02:42 PM (V4q4k)

187 But if illegals go home the price of a tomato may increase by 1/20 of a cent.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (OalnH)

188 Separation anxiety. They want to make sure it lands softly, unharmed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Okay, teh funny made it a little bit better!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (906pl)

189 >181

Eh. We don't have to worry about that happening. I'm sure they'll be on the Eff Bee Eye's radar. /

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (DB16e)

190 Albania
Albania
You border on the adriatic

something something

and your chief export is chrome

Posted by: coach at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (5OKP7)

191 You know that at some point, if the US is to be a functioning country, these illegals will have to be physically removed from the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (lTGtQ)

192 who is to be blamed for that?
Posted by: Sphynx

Maga. For being racists and angering the religion of peace with their islamophobia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (hwoGt)

193
Okay, teh funny made it a little bit better!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (906pl)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

194 187 But if illegals go home the price of a tomato may increase by 1/20 of a cent.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (OalnH)

==========

"Price increases are the devil. Also, we can't slow down government spending to curb inflation because the NYT disapproves."
-GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

195 There should be more fictional Albanian villains. That one foreign exchange student/spy kid in The Simpsons was good. We need more of that.
Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2022 02:41 PM (FJYfm)
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In the'66 Batm a n series, tbere was the "strange Albanian genius", Evol Ekdal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (aaGzp)

196 At this rate, the buses will take forever. Would like to see an over-land equivalent to the Cajun Navy.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)

197 I suppose the chances of this fellow's name getting released to the media is approximately zero point zero zero percent?
----------------------------------
No, they did.

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- U.S. Attorney Trini E. Ross announced today that Rolik Walker, 24, of Buffalo, NY, was arrested and charged by criminal complaint with making an interstate threat.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (yikp0)

198 So when a batch of al Qaeda types stroll in through the southern border and hide out in Atlanta then set off a 'disruptive pyrotechnic' who is to be blamed for that?

Posted by: Sphynx

White supremacists.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (lTGtQ)

199 Good luck removing 30 million people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (hwoGt)

200 Cheney got Harambe's heart.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:42 PM (44ww/)
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Everybody's got a Harambe heart.
Everybody's got a Harambe heart.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:44 PM (krQz2)

201 Matthew Noto's wife passed today, covid related. He's a righteous dude, prayers up.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (oWBc3)

202 here

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (geLO8)

203 Albania

Make Skanderbeg great again!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (oi8Dv)

204 We Americans are dying the death of a thousand cuts.
The blood is everywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (anj39)

205 Inform the Mexican government and the Cartels of intent. Tell the Cartels their people will be shot if seen at the river. Sink boats if used and have buses ready, pull them out of the water and put them on a bus. TX Rangers and TXNG facilitate return into MX.

Mexico does not want a border war with TX no matter what they say.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (oGc0G)

206 >>>Albania
Albania
You border on the adriatic
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Heaven know why, but that has stuck with me since I saw it 29+ years ago.

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 02:46 PM (VJsqe)

207 Garland is utterly and completely lawless. Evil bastard

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 02:46 PM (VuQO/)

208 Send the illegals to Baltimore.

That would be fun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (oi8Dv)

***

They're there. Parts of the Patterson Park area resemble Guadilahara

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 05, 2022 02:46 PM (flINI)

209 Send the illegals to Baltimore.

That would be fun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:40 PM (oi8Dv)

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They can hunt the rats.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (krQz2)

210 It would be terrible if a bunch of illegals got together and showed our leaders what an "insurrection" really looks like. Terrible. Disgusting. I would not approve. Harrumph harrumph.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (ZiV6b)

211 Like...for real, real? Not just an Albanian bot like the rests of us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I'm part a *Macedonian* content farm, thank you very much!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (WWh8n)

212 We are being betrayed by our government.
And not just at the border.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (v0R5T)

213 how much longer are the Senate republicans gonna let Mitch live on Merrick Garland ?

The guy's too stoopid and way too slow

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (us2H3)

214 Garland is utterly and completely lawless. Evil bastard
==
Hell hath no fury like a progtard scorned.

Posted by: I'll show you, I'll show you ALLL!!!! at August 05, 2022 02:47 PM (Hgh68)

215 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

https://tinyurl.com/f365cxwk

I would be disappointed if this wasn't already covered here. .

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (m7R0k)

216 Garland is utterly and completely lawless. Evil bastard

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 02:46 PM (VuQO/)

He's a moderate Republican you know. A real "Peoples Pick" for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (ZiV6b)

217 210. They want this, and will immediately surrender

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (VuQO/)

218 We are we on our way to becoming Brazil. In Brazil a small site group of whites lives in luxury. Then. A somewhat giggle slice of whites lives in a sorts middle class but having to constantly be on the lookout for crime. And then 70% of the country which is brown lives in poverty. That is basically LA now. Coming soon to a city near you.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (OalnH)

219 Good news, everyone! There'll be more episodes of your favorite show, Kangaroo Klown Kourt!

Jonathan Turley@JonathanTurley
Liz Cheney is making the same claim that there is “much more” undisclosed evidence but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (FVME7)

220 Great post, Ace!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (qpX6U)

221 Jonathan Turley@JonathanTurley
Liz Cheney is making the same claim that there is “much more” undisclosed evidence but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (FVME7)
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The wheels are coming off the walls closing in, yet again.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (krQz2)

222 214. This was always his goal, the loss of SCOTUS, has nothing to do with his hatred of the country.

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (VuQO/)

223 219 Good news, everyone! There'll be more episodes of your favorite show, Kangaroo Klown Kourt!

Jonathan Turley@JonathanTurley
Liz Cheney is making the same claim that there is “much more” undisclosed evidence but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (FVME7)

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So, just before the midterms, Democrats and the media are going to trumpet an issue that no one cares about while dismissing all economic concerns?

Okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

224 This busty bikini brunette in something of a "rage torpor" recently due to the number of enraging topics - like this one - that accumulate over time:
https://is.gd/XEoyzb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (WWh8n)

225 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

https://tinyurl.com/f365cxwk

I would be disappointed if this wasn't already covered here. .
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (m7R0k)

I have no issue with this. Can I still unhook it with one hand?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Lady YD was completely unable to understand why they want so many Aztecs, or why they let them break laws and stay, and give them handouts, and all the rest.

I eventually just said "look, they don't like or want you or me or the kids. They prefer illiterate wage-slaves to Americans, and strongly so." Then it clicked for her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (IXpV7)

227 >Liz Cheney is making the same claim that there is “much more” undisclosed evidence but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...

The wheels are coming off.

The walls are closing in.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (44ww/)

228 Depressing.

The only hope we have lies in the coming Red Wave in November.

If we take back Congress, ardent patriots and capable generals Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy will amass an impressive cadre of GOP officials (like badass Dan Crenshaw) to take back our southern border.

Why, it wouldn't surprise me if they flew down on day one and manned the border themselves, Bowie knives strapped to their belts and long rifles in hand and yelling "Remember the Alamo" in a plume of smoke as they fire on the migrant invaders until the enemy retreats and is no more.

That's why I will be at the polls in November voting a straight-line GOP ticket! Long live the great Republican Party! It is the moral compass in the storm, capable of fighting all wrongs and restoring America!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (GPqsW)

229 If Jan 6 was run by a bunch of Illegals, the deep state would have surrendered immediately. And we'd now be enjoying the attentions of a committee for public safety style purge.

Posted by: I'll show you, I'll show you ALLL!!!! at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (VBvE8)

230 How DARE non-whites emigrate to the United States! Why, the nerve!

Posted by: Sid at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (n8wau)

231 Posted by: Sid at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (n8wau)

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People of Spanish descent aren't white?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

232 Send the illegals back to Mexico don't send them to our cities.

Take every illegal that enters the US back to Mexico immediately.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:51 PM (oGc0G)

233 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

https://tinyurl.com/f365cxwk

I would be disappointed if this wasn't already covered here. .

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (m7R0k)

And it's a bargain at $1.2MM in taxpayer money per unit!!!

-Lockheed Martin

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

234 > At this rate, the buses will take forever.
____________

Trains. With hundreds of boxcars. Run them straight into the city and stop. Unhook the engines and go get another. Pull the empties back to the border and refill.

Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2022 02:51 PM (BFigT)

235 but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's how true justice always occurs. Right around election time.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:51 PM (ZiV6b)

236 Liz Chinney is a piece of SHIT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Rumble link
https://tinyurl.com/ywy7ruan
Genius with a 3d printer takes advantage of gun buy-back program

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (DB16e)

238 being Liz and acting like Schiff is no way to go thru life

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (us2H3)

239 224 This busty bikini brunette in something of a "rage torpor" recently due to the number of enraging topics - like this one - that accumulate over time:
https://is.gd/XEoyzb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (WWh8n)

--------
Nice back alley!

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (VJsqe)

240 Refraining from bringing criminal charges against the vast majority of individuals entering the country illegally also provides evidence for critics who say the White House is exacerbating the migration crisis on the southern border.

They misspelled "proof."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (Ivdso)

241 “Emigrate”

Did you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (OalnH)

242 So, just before the midterms, Democrats and the media are going to trumpet an issue that no one cares about while dismissing all economic concerns?

Okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
++++
This is patently unfair for two reasons. First, people DO care about the insurrection that threatened Our Democracy on January 6th and do want to see justice done. The gears of justice turn slowly and this can result in lower viewership for the hearings, but to equate that with general uninterest is entirely wrong.

Second, we are on the cusp of passing a major piece of legislation to address economic problems including inflation and investment along with improved tax fairness. The newly-reformed BBB act will be a comprehensive economic solution.

Unlike Republicans, we Democrats know how to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: Democrat Activist at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (WWh8n)

243 And there is never, ever a hint that the reason there is a housing shortage and citizens live in the streets in tents might be from of all the illegals in the country. It's like they think that once the illegals get here, they vanish in the air.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (5HBd1)

244 Wonder why GEICO is pulling out of CA? Hint: it's not because the state doesn't love gekkos...

Posted by: Regular joe at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (nnp+f)

245
How DARE non-whites emigrate to the United States! Why, the nerve!
Posted by: Sid at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (n8wau)

Cool. Glad you feel that way. Less white the better, right? You can help by getting on a plane to wherever.

Because only sanctimonious whites say gay shit like that, and you're not helping by sticking around, Sid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (IXpV7)

246 Any presidential candidate who doesn't promise to close the border and turn all our resources on enforcement and alien removal, won't get my vote

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

247 I'd reply to Sid, but the's just another drive-by troll so there's really no point.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (Bd6X8)

248 How DARE non-whites emigrate to the United States! Why, the nerve!
Posted by: Sid at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (n8wau)

They're not emigrating, dickhead. They're invading and breaking our laws.

Now, go back to licking that jizz off your mother's ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (GPqsW)

That's weapons grade sarcasm.

Posted by: flounder at August 05, 2022 02:53 PM (U3uv2)

250 242 Second, we are on the cusp of passing a major piece of legislation to address economic problems including inflation and investment along with improved tax fairness. The newly-reformed BBB act will be a comprehensive economic solution.

Unlike Republicans, we Democrats know how to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Democrat Activist at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (WWh8n)

========

But, you keep saying that we're in the strongest economy ever. Why do you need to spend more money to fix that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

251 The wheels are coming off the walls.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:53 PM (OalnH)

252 Boy, Sid, the dumb is strong with you today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 02:53 PM (oi8Dv)

253 I put the odds a GOP controlled congress impeaches Trump again in 2023 at around 55/45.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (ZiV6b)

254 I am worried about Sid

Posted by: Marty Croft at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (flINI)

255 I saw Giggle Slice open for Haircut 100 at the Crystal Ballroom in 82.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (aaGzp)

256 The only hope we have lies in the coming Red Wave in November.

If we take back Congress, ardent patriots and capable generals Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy will amass an impressive cadre of GOP officials (like badass Dan Crenshaw) to take back our southern border.

think I just busted a rib, laughing

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (us2H3)

257 "How DARE anyone illegally enter to the United States! Why, the nerve!"

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

258 What if Abbott sent a bus load to FL?

Would the left be cheering Abbott?
Or cheering DeSantis for blocking them?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (Zf0+a)

259 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 02:50 PM (GPqsW)
+++
*snort*

Well done

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)

260 >>How DARE non-whites emigrate to the United States! Why, the nerve!

What a fucking tard.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

261 Good luck removing 30 million people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

60 million.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:54 PM (wYSiT)

262 Liz Cheney is making the same claim that there is “much more” undisclosed evidence but says that the Committee will not release the evidence (including possible criminal referrals) until the Fall — just before the midterm elections...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (FVME7)

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With Liz in full Kamikaze mode now, I want her to book Jon Bon Jovi (who I'm sure would show solidarity with her like Kevin Costner did) to play at her DC location on primary election night.

Once her challenger is announced as the projected winner, he can perform "Blaze of Glory".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (TNyrE)

263 Is Democrat Activist a sock or real? Hard to tell parody from reality these days.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (OalnH)

264 Unfortunately, the US Army combat support will be the Bro Mk1 and only Trannies will be outfitted with them.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (yikp0)

265 All this talk on how to treat them after they are here is bs.

Send them back.
They do not belong here.
There is no treatment here.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (oGc0G)

266 Nope. That's over the line. [CBD]

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (ZiV6b)

267 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers
...
In order to develop the bra, DEVCOM surveyed “hundreds of female soldiers across the Army in different places and in different jobs,” to gather information about the “proper fit, function, support and performance,” Accetta said.

Note they say nothing about comfort here. Consistent with military clothing in general although they hilariously claim to be getting fit right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)

268 Trump said it years ago.

They're not sending us their best.
........

At some point you've got enough Honduran tortilla vendors.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

269 263 Is Democrat Activist a sock or real? Hard to tell parody from reality these days.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (OalnH)

========

It's Joe Mannix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

270 Is Democrat Activist a sock or real? Hard to tell parody from reality these days.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (OalnH)
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Sock. It was me.

And thank you for the compliment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (WWh8n)

271
Seriously, while I strongly dislike illegal aliens, I would make a straight-up trade. 1-for-1. Every dumb white shitstain fuckstick in this country (probably about 40-50m people) for each one of them, pro-rated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (IXpV7)

272 Biden destabilizing Europe, Pelosi destabilizing Asia, and the Democrats are destabilizing the U.S.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (9FBGz)

273 for every illegal that gets in, trebuchet a democrat out. fair?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (dG/j3)

274 261 Good luck removing 30 million people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Check out D.D. Eisenhower's, Operation Wetback.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (oGc0G)

275 This is patently unfair for two reasons. First, people DO care about the insurrection that threatened Our Democracy on January 6th and do want to see justice done.
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Anybody who thinks that Jan-6 was an insurrection isn't living in our world.

"Insurrectionists" go to the Capitol unarmed and didn't know that they might be shot "taking over the government", so that ONE shot foiled the whole "plan"?!

WTF is your party smoking?

T

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (krQz2)

276 So doing nothing is doing something. Amirite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 05, 2022 02:08 PM (ppL7t)

If you chose to do nothing, you have still made a choice...

Permeant Waves

Posted by: Zombie RUSH at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (p03vF)

277 270 Sock. It was me.

And thank you for the compliment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (WWh8n)

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The key is that you use the same response schema when you comment as yourself and take on one of you many mantles. So, removing your link isn't tricking me, bro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

278 Liz Chinney is a piece of SHIT.
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Chip off the old turd. Literally.

Posted by: I got fooled at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (+FEgY)

279 How DARE non-whites emigrate to the United States! Why, the nerve!

Psst hispanics are caucasian.

Unless you mean to go back to the old Democrat paper bag test?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

280 Nope. Over the line. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Every dumb white shitstain fuckstick in this country (probably about 40-50m people) for each one of them, pro-rated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (IXpV7)

All of Karen Nation has to go.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (dCxaZ)

282 dear lord, i wish I had an edit button...

*facepalm*

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (p03vF)

283 Democrats now practicing " don't test,don't tell" ahead of the upcoming BBC vote....

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (NMHe5)

284 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers
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Just the kind of tactics that will win the next war!

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (krQz2)

285 If we take back Congress, ardent patriots and capable generals Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy will amass an impressive cadre of GOP officials (like badass Dan Crenshaw) to take back our southern border.

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And we will rename the city of Houston to "Eyepatch McCain!"

Jim, Sunk New Dawn, hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 02:58 PM (WYqR4)

286 269 263 Is Democrat Activist a sock or real? Hard to tell parody from reality these days.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (OalnH)

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It's Joe Mannix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

I thought it was my kid's poli-sci teacher!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 02:58 PM (906pl)

287 I am Grey.
I stand between the Candle and the Star.

We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light.

Minbari Gray Council

Posted by: Fox 2! at August 05, 2022 02:58 PM (lMrg3)

288 Dick Cheney is just angling for John McCain type funeral in The Swamp.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:58 PM (lf83v)

289 >>>US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

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Awfully transphobic, no?

Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (VJsqe)

290 Supposedly the illegals aren’t Mexican anymore. Or very few of them are. Which may be why American citizens who are Mexican origin are turning on Dems. It was fine if it was their cousins and shit coming. But now it’s Guatemalans and Hondurans, so fuck that shit.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (OalnH)

291 Tactical bra with a quick release. Provide a hell of a distraction in a firefight...

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (NMHe5)

292 for every illegal that gets in, trebuchet a democrat out. fair?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 02:56 PM (dG/j3)

substitute a chopper for a trebuchet and you've got a deal...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (p03vF)

293 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

TWIN CONES OF DEATH!!

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

294
Dick Cheney is just angling for John McCain type funeral in The Swamp.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 02:58 PM (lf83v)

12 coffins. 1 for each wasted heart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (IXpV7)

295 Sid once again demonstrates the parochial narrow-mindedness of the Leftard.

I was at my cousin's immigration ceremony a couple years back. 70% of the LEGAL immigrants were not Caucasian.

No one here is complaining about legal immigrants.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (dCxaZ)

296 250 242 Second, we are on the cusp of passing a major piece of legislation to address economic problems including inflation and investment along with improved tax fairness. The newly-reformed BBB act will be a comprehensive economic solution.

Unlike Republicans, we Democrats know how to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Democrat Activist at August 05, 2022 02:52 PM (WWh8n)

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You're so right. Yahoo news proves it.
The economy is up, employment it up, wages are up, everything is coming up roses.
Some people just don't understand.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (oGc0G)

297 Sid is just upset because the Penguins are going to suck this season.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (gmo/4)

298 288 How is he still alive at this point? He has had a robot heart since the late 80's....

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (NMHe5)

299 It'll be more like an assault bra, and not so much a fashion item

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (geLO8)

300 If Jan-6 was an "insurrection", those "insurrectionists" plan about as good as Democrats on anything other than how to bilk Americans.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

301 No one needs an assault bra.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

302 274. We need to hurry before they breed

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (VuQO/)

303 Good luck removing 30 million people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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This is what I don't get.

They came here because there was incentive to come.

Give them incentive to leave, or disincentive to stay. And the flow stops and reverses. People move in response to stimulus. What was the stat this morning 30 million people moved from Blue states to Red in ONE YEAR 2020.

Posted by: These people have access to money don't think they don't at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (YmJAC)

304 Dan "One Cup" Crenshaw.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (yikp0)

305 Welcome to del Norte! Here's your EBT card and voter registration. You can use the EBT card right now, but save your voter registration for election day each place you vote.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (gktX6)

306 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

TWIN CONES OF DEATH!!
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

can't wait for the return of torpedo tits...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (p03vF)

307 How DARE anyone illegally enter to the United States! Why, the nerve!"

If democrats want more non whites it "emigrate" to the US, why don't they open up more legal immigration channels? Why force brown people to walk thousands of miles and swim across a river, then get packed into the back of a semi to get heat stroke? That is just cruel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (hwoGt)

308 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers
https://tinyurl.com/f365cxwk
I would be disappointed if this wasn't already covered here. .
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 02:48 PM (m7R0k)

The bad news is that only the men will be forced to wear them

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (oy4r9)

309 No one needs an assault bra.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

Says you.

Posted by: Leetha Weapons at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

310 It was fine if it was their cousins and shit coming.

Their cousins and shit wouldn't have to crash the border, they could apply legally due to family affiliation.

The Hispanic community finally got red-pilled that's why they're turning on the 'rats.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)

311 Aiding and abetting 3 million illegal invaders into this country every year is more of an insurrection than anything that happened January 6.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (lTGtQ)

312 Euros who want to immigrate here need to stop with all that silly apply for a visa thing. Fly to Tijuana and walk across.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (OalnH)

313 I'm in favor of the high capacity tactical bra.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (m7R0k)

314 Spot inspection to see if you females are wearing the proper bras.

Break 'em out!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (lf83v)

315
can't wait for the return of torpedo tits...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 05, 2022 03:01 PM (p03vF)

Tuberous breasts are a result of a congenital abnormality of the breasts which can occur in both men and women, one breast or both.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Those Penguins better not horn in on my gig.

— Kamala, who also sucks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (oi8Dv)

317 Cheney, like Nancy and Soros and Schwab are octogenarian shitheads, who should be ignored

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (VuQO/)

318 312 Something tells me they WOULD get deported

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (NMHe5)

319 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers
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Just the kind of tactics that will win the next war!

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:57 PM (krQz2)

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BREAKING: Halliburton Secures $100 Billion DOD Contract for Tactical Dildos for Dual-Use as Bayonets. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (WYqR4)

320 All of Karen Nation has to go.
Posted by: kallisto

And send the Strategic Boxwine and Fancy Feast Reserve with them.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (dG/j3)

321 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers
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This just in

US Army announces tactical bra for ALL its soldiers.

Posted by: I'm in the ARMY and I'm Gay! But that don't mean I swish and sway at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (1IxF3)

322 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

Rak Jacket.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (GPqsW)

323 Give them incentive to leave, or disincentive to stay. And the flow stops and reverses. People move in response to stimulus. What was the stat this morning 30 million people moved from Blue states to Red in ONE YEAR 2020.
Posted by: These people have access to money don't think they don't at August 05, 2022 03:00 PM (YmJAC)
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Start enforcing e-verify at all levels and tax all remittances under $10,000 to anywhere in Latin America at 75% and a lot of the problem will take care of itself. Bonus points for direct refusal of any and all public benefits - including education and non-emergent medical care - to anyone without verifiable citizenship or legal permanent residency. If an illegal needs emergency medical care, it will be rendered and then the alien released into the custody of ICE officials for deportation. Require hospitals to check immigration status or they are excluded from CMS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (WWh8n)

324 Family chain migration is a sllloooooow process. And especially for Mexico. It can take over 10 years due to the backlog. India too.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (OalnH)

325 Better that we cut off welfare payments to illegals and punish anyone that hires them then wait until the average citizen starts burning the illegals out of their neighborhoods.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (lTGtQ)

326
Rak Jacket.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (GPqsW)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

327 US Army is developing a tactical bra for its female soldiers

Rak Jacket.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 03:03 PM (GPqsW)
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Why does that make me want to see a movie called Full Rak Jacket?

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)

328 would a tactical bra open in front or in back
velcro, quick release clip, what

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:04 PM (geLO8)

329 Euros who want to immigrate here need to stop with all that silly apply for a visa thing. Fly to Tijuana and walk across.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:02 PM (OalnH)

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Islamic and other terrorists, too.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 03:04 PM (WYqR4)

330 ---
Why does that make me want to see a movie called Full Rak Jacket?
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)

Because boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

331 The crisis could be solved in about 5 minutes by enforcing labor laws and massive fines for any company caught employing illegals. Even during Trumps years that didn’t happen.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (OalnH)

332 The other side of the coin to ridding us of illegal immigration is to make LEGAL immigration much less expensive and slow. it should be a matter of hundreds of dollars and months of effort, not tens of thousands and years of effort.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)

333 Biden is just in thrall to Big Boob!

Canadian troops say no to combat bra
Military women want government reimbursement for their underwear purchases.
"There's such a range of size and shape of women, they didn't believe we'd satisfy enough women with one design," said Maj. Linda Bossi, an ergonomist in charge of the $15,000 survey.

https://www.salon.com/2000/
07/17/combat_bra/

[The government pays for their sports-bras now instead, BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)

334 Talking about what to do with them after they are here is adopting the left's language.

There is nothing to do with after they are here because they are sent back

They are not here.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (oGc0G)

335 Full Rak Jacket starring Lena Dunham

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (NMHe5)

336 Its true. Everything is up under Biden

Unemployment is up
Gas prices are up
Childhood speech problems are up
Mental illness cases are up

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 03:06 PM (ZiV6b)

337 Family chain migration is a sllloooooow process. And especially for Mexico. It can take over 10 years due to the backlog. India too.
==
*wipes away tear*

I'mma need a minute to pull myself together everybody.

Posted by: Seriously at August 05, 2022 03:06 PM (YmJAC)

338 The Daily Daddario is stopping by once more because TJM is bored:

https://tinyurl.com/4u7k8ejm

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

339 Victoria Top Secret.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 03:06 PM (lf83v)

340 I never bought into the Al qaeda threat at the border thing. They just get tourist visas which are handed out like candy in Pakistan and other Muslim countries. There’s no need to sneak in across the border for them.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (OalnH)

341 Full Rak Jacket starring Lena Dunham
Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (NMHe5)

You see?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

342 ts true. Everything is up under Biden

Unemployment is up
Gas prices are up
Childhood speech problems are up
Mental illness cases are up
==
Except Biden

-- Dr. Jill on the prowl

Posted by: Womp Womp at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (YmJAC)

343 DPS and TXNG should confiscate EBT cards

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (oGc0G)

344 332. Nah no reason to pay anything when you can scoot over for free

Posted by: CN at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (VuQO/)

345 Basic Training Bra?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (GPqsW)

346 betcha five bucks Kerry E. Doyle lives in a restricted community.
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With her lesbian lover and/or seven cats

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (IytoW)

347 We are failing at the brassiere gap. The Russians have more tactical brassieres than us and we have to something to close this brassiere gap.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 03:07 PM (lf83v)

348 Can’t they just revive the Valkyrie metal bra?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 03:08 PM (oi8Dv)

349 This immigration situation is ridiculous bullshit. *seethes*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 03:08 PM (4I/2K)

350 Brassiero Dark Thirty?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 05, 2022 03:08 PM (GPqsW)

351 It’s years of effort due to numbers. There is X number of slots yearly and 10x the number of people who want a a lot. Unless you vastly increase the number of slots the time frame will not decrease.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (OalnH)

352 Democrats - Red states shitholes that receive more welfare

Also Democrats - send the migrants to Red states because our welfare system can't handle them

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (wNDOJ)

353 I member the attack bra from one of the Pink Panther movies when all those agents were trying to assassinate Clouseau. (I think he blocked the spikes with a giant pretzel.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (906pl)

354 Full Rak Jacket starring Lena Dunham
Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2022 03:05 PM (NMHe5)
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Jordan Peele already made a movie called NOPE!

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (krQz2)

355 One thing I like about Alexandria Daddario is that she's neither chubby or shredded. She's not all corded and muscled like she's going to tear piece off you, or "plus sized". She's kind of a throw back to 80s models.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (Ivdso)

356 are* shitholes

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (wNDOJ)

357 I have a vague memory of seeing a clip about a Japanese movie about a female assassin with a machine gun bra.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)

358 MOAB - The Mother of All Bras

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 03:09 PM (ZiV6b)

359 Nood NYT

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

360 The whole immigration system is buckling, but at least we got 80,000 new IRS agents

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 05, 2022 03:10 PM (wNDOJ)

361 Can we all agree our real problem is unfulfilled ugly fat middle aged white women

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 05, 2022 03:10 PM (mAbW3)

362 Cry havoc and let slip the sweater puppies of war.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 03:10 PM (oi8Dv)

363 139 Florida should also be worried about its border crisis. I'm referring, of course, to all the New Yorkers moving into the state.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2022 02:32 PM (C5lbH)

I know more than 20 familes who did just that, many more following. All deeply red.

NY blues either don't need to move or can't afford to.

Posted by: havel at August 05, 2022 03:10 PM (PRDNR)

364 >We are failing at the brassiere gap. The Russians have more tactical brassieres than us and we have to something to close this brassiere gap.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

you risk starting an international brassieres race

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO8)

365 The Brassieres Of Iwo Jima

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO8)

366 The crisis could be solved in about 5 minutes by enforcing labor laws and massive fines for any company caught employing illegals. Even during Trumps years that didn’t happen.
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Early on in his term, when it was unclear what would happen, I did notice a change to the McDonalds cleck demographic. Obviously completely rolled back now.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 03:11 PM (dG/j3)

367 betcha five bucks Kerry E. Doyle lives in a restricted community.
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With her lesbian lover and/or seven cats
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They just agreed to host an unhoused migrant man.

He moved into the master bedroom and requires them to complete domestic chores wearing hajib. They find it strangely satisfying. Although Kerry is concerned that her partner seems to be spending a lot of time with abdul behind closed doors in the evening. Sometimes late. She explained that she is being instructed in the Koran. Kerry feels left out. She is thinking about approaching abdul to see if he would be willing to instruct her as well. He seems much more approachable now that she covers herself and doesn't look him in the eye.

Posted by: gurl you know its true at August 05, 2022 03:12 PM (ijUJc)

368 Thirty Brassieres Over Tokyo

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:12 PM (geLO8)

369 Das Boob

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 03:13 PM (ZiV6b)

370 Inform the Mexican government and the Cartels of intent. Tell the Cartels their people will be shot if seen at the river. Sink boats if used and have buses ready, pull them out of the water and put them on a bus. TX Rangers and TXNG facilitate return into MX.

Mexico does not want a border war with TX no matter what they say.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2022 02:45 PM (oGc0G)

Just go back to doing a comprehensive safety inspection on every single vehicle crossing the border northbound, with special attention to commercial trucks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 03:13 PM (ZOmYE)

371 Brassiere Over The River Kwai

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:13 PM (geLO8)

372 The Breast Years of Our Lives

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 03:13 PM (ZiV6b)

373 Apocanips Now

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 03:14 PM (ZiV6b)

374 Braheart

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 03:14 PM (WYqR4)

375 Home but a mess to clean up after last night storn

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 05, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

376 TOP BRA

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:14 PM (geLO8)

377 The Dirty Double-E.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 05, 2022 03:16 PM (WYqR4)

378 new'ed

Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 03:16 PM (geLO8)

379 Ship 'em to blue cities until they say uncle.
Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2022 02:13 PM (krQz2)

Not just blue cities, but to the wealthiest neighborhoods in such cities. Kalorama, Martha's Vineyard, any of the gated communities. Just paint the name of a landscape company on the side of the bus, and they will get through the gates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2022 03:17 PM (ImqA/)

380 Why did she do this to herself? She's not bad looking either and she did her face. This has to be a mental disorder.

"I have the most tattooed privates in the world -- it hurts but I'm brave"

https://tinyurl.com/3utz3zhv

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

381 Can we all agree our real problem is unfulfilled ugly fat middle aged white women
==
its a hysterical conversion tho. See women like this are insecure, and the weaker men are, the more insecure these women feel. They hate the men that surround them. So they need to import replacements. They are hoping to be subjugated again by strong men. (Its so much easier)
So ultimately, its weak men, who make these beeches crazier. And also more susceptible to gov't replacement Daddy telling them what to do/think/say.

Posted by: gurl you know its true at August 05, 2022 03:17 PM (UNZHk)

382 30 Related to the topic, look at that woman's bio. That's what she has to brag about. if you look at 90% of the Biden administration's bios or the most influential and powerful elite left, they have no actual credentials or accomplishments to brag about beyond "I graduated from x institution".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August

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This is funny because my state ( Michigan) is predominantly dem, and during this last election the candidates would say " I'm Hayley, when I Wes in the Obama White House..."They had no recent accomplishments-even though they are incumbents!! Another candidate would just show pictures standing with Stabanaw and Shummer! Totally pathetic.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 05, 2022 03:55 PM (5XKjn)

383 Why don't we hear "the illegals took all the good jobs" ???
Gov zabbott of Texas spent 1 million busing 5000 immigrants to DC
Only 1.495 million left. I think excellent idea to offer all free transportation, but air tickets are cheaper.

Posted by: Paul at August 05, 2022 04:06 PM (/Sqx5)

384 Biden is compelled by his Christian faith to treat aliens the same way as citizens. It clearly says so in the Bible

Posted by: Paul at August 05, 2022 04:12 PM (/Sqx5)

385 Now the New York Pravda whines because their busing all those illegal aliens/Future Democrat Voters and supporters up their way

Posted by: Tamaa the DrongoBird at August 05, 2022 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

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Our Border Isn't Broken, It's Fixed.It's Fixed Precisely the Way The Regime Wants It To Be

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Our Border Isn't Broken, It's Fixed.
It's Fixed Precisely the Way The Regime Wants It To Be