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Noted Theologian Whoopi Goldberg: If God Didn't Want Me to Have an Abortion He Shouldn't Have Invented Forceps and Intravaginal Vacuums
I'm only covering The View as a kind of celebration of Hot Air getting rid of BulwarkPundit.*
She's so wise. I've seen her play wise people in movies so she must have wisdom to share with me.After Elizabeth Hasselback -- returning as a guest; seems like old times -- made some comments about the value of human life, Whoopi Goldberg declared that God gave her the power to know which lives had value and which... not so much:
Goldberg then used Hasselbeck's beautiful comments about life and God to make her ghoulish proclamation. "God doesn't make mistakes. God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice," she declared. "No. No," Hasselbeck pushed back. "Yes. Because I know my relationship, you know, my relationship [with God] is always choppy," Goldberg quipped. "I also know that God made me smart enough to know that if there are alternatives out there that can work for me, I will investigate them," she added.Is she sure she's talking about God? As Nick Fondacaro remarks, she certainly sounds like she's talking about a scalier, more reptilian visitor in the Garden of Eden. Whoopi Goldeberg then followed Biden's lead and decided to redefine "pro-life" as "pro-abortion."
GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion. HASSELBECK: That's not pro-life.
Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice."
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) August 3, 2022
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," she adds. pic.twitter.com/nUysEfP6zv
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:07 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:07 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:08 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: soulpile at August 04, 2022 02:08 PM (hiX0r)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (4og8o)
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (7nHS1)
--Adolf Eichmann
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Hoi1m)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (dNqv+)
You know who else had that power?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (SWi3y)
I'm not an alex jones guy but I'm appalled by the current soviet show trial the left is foisting on a bad opinion holder.
1. Jones couldn't comply with discovery of deleted google and youtube info, so the judge, instead of nominal remedial actions, took the insane step of directing a verdict against him.
2. as far as I can tell he's being sued for intentional emotional distress...which ... you know seems to be anti-free speech.
anyway, it's an interesting topic
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: no 6 at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (i0Lci)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (7nHS1)
Pro Tip : If you close your eyes, put your ear next to it and concentrate, you can smell the ocean.
Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (CLmI/)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: brak at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (IPla5)
You can't just argue one way and make it fact.
Posted by: soulpile at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (hiX0r)
Posted by: Ace
Please, pretty please don't wish for interesting times.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (llON8)
To be fair. Just. Look at her!
I tried, man. I tried.
Posted by: The Creator at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (CLmI/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (DRSnL)
Oh, Caryn Johnson - you aren't smart, not even a little bit. You would drown looking up in the rain, you awful awful creature.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (9s20h)
God doesn't make mistakes, so its his plan to have me shoot this guy muscling in on my turf!
Posted by: Some gangbanger about to shoot another gangbanger at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)
Slow news day? Really? What about the results from the AZ and other primaries last night?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
they're still working on putting ppl in jail, especially if you read the uninformed lunatic liberals posting about it. But for now completely bankrupting you will do.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (UuD2k)
In the two years since the election was flatout stolen, I have come to realize so much about the world... how dark it truly is, how the hand of the diabolical, which I always presumed would be subtle and careful to avoid detection, lest its machinations become obvious, has actually been brazen as can be for the entirety of our time here.
These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," he adds.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (k8B25)
Ugh, you got a lot of Whoopi sludge on my screen.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (P6qMv)
If God didn't want us to sin, he would have taken away our capacity to sin!
Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM
Solid strategy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Moki at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (OuH7W)
So the 100-comment rule has been suspended?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (xIVrO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)
In another sense, the child that was conceived is a mistake necessitating it to be snuffed out.
Apparently God is only present when a life is taken, not created.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: moviegique at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (asXVI)
Posted by: Ace
Please, pretty please don't wish for interesting times.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)
Um.... we're already there. The question is only how much worse will Stan's dipshits make things before the whole world goes Sri Lanka on their psycho asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (llON8)
I hate that trope.
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (VJsqe)
Might as well do the Alex Jones trial. Kinda interesting.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)
'The judge is a blue haired, current thing NPC.
I'm not an alex jones guy but..'
Even if you're not, judges like this are coming to a courtroom near you.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (ruYJi)
Obviously.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (eyxn4)
Hand to God -
The only time I EVER threw up at work.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Wet / Dry Vac at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (CLmI/)
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My mom had a saying framed on her kitchen wall that said " If God had wanted people to run around naked, they would have been born that way." My mom loved walking around undressed!
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (5XKjn)
Selling yourself short. This one is just target friendly.
Posted by: 7man at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (qwO6y)
HASSELBECK: That's not pro-life.
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Doesn't Whoopi celebrate her abortions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)
If the sign says "Hate has no home here," you can bet that hate has a home there. Make note.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (U3uv2)
And snuffing out that life is murder with the only exception being that continuing the pregnancy would result in the death of the mother, which are rare circumstances.
The question is when does that life have value and is worthy of protection.
For most it's at conception.
For others, that life holds no value above their own vanity and selfishness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (h6F+D)
The Leftard mind pretzel is really a sight to behold.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (7nHS1)
thus, buy Whoppi's "logic", if I shoot her, it is God's will.
Same thing with rape. God made men stronger than women. Thus, God intended men to rape women when they want to.
I could go on with Whoopi's "logic".
Posted by: Mehive at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (ky+MF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)
So all you morons stop porking the backsides of homosexual men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)
God doesn't exist because the world isn't perfect, bad things happen to good people, true believes still endure tragedy, yada yada.
These are the same people who worship government while citing "systemic" failures for all of their shortcomings.
If the inherent goodness of a thing can be undermined by the presence of badness, I'd say government still has a LONG way to go to measure up to God.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Whoopee's half dozen aborted babies at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (pR6X8)
Hate is probably on the mortgage, or is a lien holder. Be sure of that.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (9s20h)
GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.
Uh, you're not listening to yourself or your party. Go to any pro "choice" rally. They're fucking EXTATIC about getting abortions "ON DEMAND."
Lying fat cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
The Leftard mind pretzel is really a sight to behold.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (7nHS1)
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But...the conception was a mistake if they're killing it, unless they think abortion is a good thing, some kind of holy sacrament, and the conception is required for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
I hate that trope.
I don't!
Posted by: Steven Speedbump King at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
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I'm pretty sure the media is in, "Turn those machines back on!" mode.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (8GBH4)
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I've never done it before, so I think I can abstain for another #twoweeks
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (VJsqe)
For most it's at conception.
For others, that life holds no value above their own vanity and selfishness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (h6F+D)
“It is a poverty,” she said, “to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.”
-Mother Teresa
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM
Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Need a story?
https://tinyurl.com/bddx5yy4
"I was a nurse working on a team that recklessly prescribed puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to kids. I blew the whistle in 2005. Now the government is finally listening."
SEVENTEEN F---ing YEARS! How many kids were destroyed?
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (7nHS1)
It is not far from that belief to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute babies up to weeks or months after birth because you know being a parent won't work for you. One more step along that path of thinking brings you to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute anyone who is not working out for you in your life. Republicans, for example.
Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (CLmI/)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (qpukd)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (OuH7W)
Is AnalPundit leaving voluntarily, or is he being kicked out?
Now that you can't read the snarky comments in response to his columns unless you sign up for Salem Media's "VIP" package, what little readership he had has probably collapsed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (I2/tG)
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Yes, they never seen to grasp that all that "systemic" crap was enforced by the govt.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)
What is different here?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ESjRY)
Always angry, spewing hate at mens and YT who she cloaks as "republicans".
It is only a matter of time before she destroys a Carl's Jr. for getting her order wrong or running out of chicken nuggets.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (2CExO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
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Norman, coordinate!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (aaGzp)
According to UNESCO, “if you are certain you have encountered a conspiracy theory” on the internet then you must “react” immediately post a relevant link to a “fact-checking website” in the comments.
Please adjust your commenting to comply.
Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/)[/i/
There are A LOT of women out there who like prolonged inane conversation from old harpies who have not a clue about anything.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Wine moms (or narrowly not moms) need validation?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ftFVW)
Probably some interesting materials in the office...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (I2/tG)
Or, does this newfound way to apply defamation law only apply against non-leftist conspiracy theorists?
I know, stupid question. Of course it will only apply as against non-leftists.
Posted by: Mehive at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ky+MF)
==
it is your free will - making the choice
like if you choose, intentionally and in cold blood, to kill someone.
THOU SHALT NOT . . .
but you get to make your choice
Posted by: I'm not Cecile B Demille but i did just watch the Ten commandments at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (w6hou)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (lf83v)
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they're the kind of non-haters who want to send people to jail for wrong think
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (tQL7r)
God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice," she declared.
That shows you right there. You're making a decision that YOU are MORE IMPORTANT and you have more to give than the unborn child inside you.
Judgement Day will NOT be kind to these heathen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (WWh8n)
According to UNESCO, “if you are certain you have encountered a conspiracy theory” on the internet then you must “react” immediately post a relevant link to a “fact-checking website” in the comments.
Please adjust your commenting to comply.
Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
This is partially correct. These days the psychos are pretty much open about what they want.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Wine moms (or narrowly not moms) need validation?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ftFVW)
Instruction, She Hobbit. Marching orders. What to think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (dNqv+)
I've played Nuns in movies AND I stayed at a Holiday Express last nite. I _NO_ w'at I'm talking 'bout.
Posted by: Whoopi at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (cIsB2)
Uh. huh. G-d gave you free will, so whatever you do is ok. G-d made things, so you can use them however you want. Nice logic, Whoopi, you stupid cow.
Try this one out: "G-d doesn't make mistakes," and thus it's in his plan to have white people choose to use slave labor. "God made us smart enough to know when paying employees wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice. And whips."
I kinda think that theological argument might not be very palatable to this dumb fuckin' pig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)
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sue them in texas, for intention emotional distress
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (OuH7W)
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It doesn't. Its a strategic asset. Not making this up. Has been ever since Baba Wawa invented it. Manhattan Media has spent years creating Karens and Fairfax Couny Winemoms. Crimes against humanity.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (4og8o)
No idea. Women never stop talking... but they rarely seem to listen to each other.
Why anyone would tune into a show with their basic recipe astounds me.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (CLmI/)
Please adjust your commenting to comply.
Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
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I *must,* UNESCO? I *must* do as I'm told.
First, you *must* blow me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Caliban at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (HgGBT)
SEVENTEEN F---ing YEARS! How many kids were destroyed?
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Z32m1)
Watch tiktok. It will give you an idea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
No worries. Hunter is still alive and ready to be thrown under the bus.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)
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RHEEEEE! THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg, probabky at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (WWh8n)
"Jesus would have baked the cake for a gay wedding, etc."
Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Ever see Joe without any makeup? He's pretty transparent.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Pretty low bar, there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)
Real government has never been tried.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (Jg92y)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (sWM8x)
Loads of "de-transitioning" kids tell the same story that they were put on puberty blockers or even allowed to cut off body parts after the most perfunctory meetings.
Contrasting that, post testicular cancer, I had to visit an endocrinologist multiple times over several months to see if I needed testosterone supplements. She had me take many blood tests and even an MRI for my head. After all that, she said no, I don't need it. And that's just to top a biological male up with a bit of testosterone.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (sn5EN)
All the media types are watching China saber rattling around Taiwan and hoping for things to go further south.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (P6qMv)
I don't watch The View, I know it exists but that's all I know. So I looked it up. It first aired in 1997. Good Lord, seriously? 25 years?
Original hosts:
Meredith Vieira
Star Jones
Debbie Matenopoulos
Barbara Walters
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (qpukd)
Posted by: Whoopi's Notecard at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (0jZnq)
Yes, if only because there is a lesbo Whoopi/Demi Moore scene. The movie tries to gloss over this by having Patrick Swayze's character "possess" Whoopi's body, but IRL, it's Whoopi and Demi scissoring in a decadent fashion.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)
Pretty low bar, there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)
Not according to the administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (exHjb)
Uh. huh. G-d gave you free will, so whatever you do is ok. G-d made things, so you can use them however you want. Nice logic, Whoopi, you stupid cow.
Try this one out: "G-d doesn't make mistakes," and thus it's in his plan to have white people choose to use slave labor. "God made us smart enough to know when paying employees wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice. And whips."
I kinda think that theological argument might not be very palatable to this dumb fuckin' pig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)
LOL
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (llON8)
Is AnalPundit leaving voluntarily, or is he being kicked out?
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Dude, he's a washed up sewer-tier blogger.
As dingy a corner as HotAir is, it's the best corner where that clapped-out media whore will ever turn his cheap tricks.
He didn't leave voluntarily.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Flim Flam Man at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (flINI)
Hey, Whoopi, if God had meant for you to be skinny, he wouldn’t have created lifetime memberships at Golden Corral.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (4EAs8)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Kinley
Yes, the veil is lifting. The darkness was always there. Since Genesis 6, or thereabout.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (tQL7r)
Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (sn5EN)
https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (exHjb)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=zFfTgqnzqOM
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)
Yep. That always bugged me about that scene.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (B28Vv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
All of their actions are holy in their eyes. Child sacrifice, in the womb or out of by mental abuse, indoctrination, castration, etc. is part of the religion.
Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (U3uv2)
It took me a minute, I'll admit...
https://tinyurl.com/mtz8j7d5
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Moki
No joke. Bless her, indeed.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (tQL7r)
Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)
Right? People normally don't DO the thing they're heartsick about EIGHT FCKING TIMES.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (llON8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (cIsB2)
Prove me wrong...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, avoiding floods at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (RHGPo)
Pretty sure no Catholics lived there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (UuD2k)
_____________
Is that why she did it nine times? Because it made her unhappy?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (MvHI3)
News out today that the View is expanding to 6 pundits at the table. Still only 1 token 'conservative.'
Oh, and great news, Ana Navarro getting a 6-figure contract. Should keep her in Twinkies.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (P6qMv)
https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/
I thought she was already found guilty and serving 9 years in a camp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (MTm8X)
"Choice" is the point of free will. Making a bad choice is not God making a mistake, it is allowing humans to make mistakes.
"Choose you this day, whom you will serve" ... such joy the left had -- over passing state law making it legal to kill babies right before they would exit the womb ... shows many of them serve something other than God.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (Cus5s)
Is it going to be a ladies prison or a gentleman's prison?
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: JROD
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Bill passed Senate minus most of the Dem desired unrelated extra spending. Stewart's 15 minutes of fame is pretty much gone now except to former Daily Show addicts.
Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics
Rekieta is back on -- after 10 days of a 7 day suspension.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (tQL7r)
https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/
I thought she was already found guilty and serving 9 years in a camp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
It was the sentencing today...the guilt was before. She also got fined the equivalent of $16700.
Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (exHjb)
If God didn't want commie cocksuckers to take 10,000 ft swan dives into the Pacific Ocean, he wouldn't have given us helicopters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Also taller than AtC.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (LaNzR)
Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)
Damn right I would not be happy going to get an abortion! I would be told to wait at least one full day before inviting the crew of a recently arrived aircraft carrier to my house!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (0jZnq)
"Choose you this day, whom you will serve" ... such joy the left had -- over passing state law making it legal to kill babies right before they would exit the womb ... shows many of them serve something other than God.
Don't listen to this guy. God should have just taken away our right to choose.
Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
You got that right, Miss Handbasket.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: God at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Eve at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (qIUAL)
Posted by: Ted Dansen at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Well according to the administration, inflation is Putin's fault, I'm a racist homo- and transphobe, and Hunter is totes a great guy. So they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (cIsB2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Also taller than AtC.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (7nHS1
Aren't we all
Posted by: Wizard of Oz Munchkins at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (bs+z0)
Some people just love to be miserable.
Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (dzZCL)
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Holy shit what table are they using, a groundwater table?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Zek at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Cain at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (ugV9/)
If God didn't want commie cocksuckers to take 10,000 ft swan dives into the Pacific Ocean, he wouldn't have given us helicopters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (n+4am)
This should be a t-shirt.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Whoopi's Notecard
--
YOU fall out of your chair and BREAK YOUR HIP
YOU go to the emergency room
WE decide you are unproductive and send you to HOSPICE for EUTHANASIA
Posted by: A Govt Big Enough to give you everything at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (ZyGn7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
.. one of Hunter's hoes must have gotten it
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (PeNw6)
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (sn5EN)
Lamp posts. Thank the maker.
Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (WWh8n)
Whenever I have a deep philosophical question, I always wait until I hear from the Harpies on The View, before deciding which way I should go.
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
she was "On Broadway" (no idea what the play was). Did she have enough talent to belong there, or was it just her racial privilege that opened that door?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Guinancologist at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (ugV9/)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (qZdIZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y55ewjv2
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (WWh8n)
Dieting
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (bs+z0)
If Whoopie is god of her world, then she must live in a personal hell that we cannot even imagine.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (sI15f)
.. because you always need an ambassador to those who stand apart
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (RHGPo)
I remember reading somewhere long ago, that she has had nine abortions. I tried to find it but could only find articles saying that she has had either five or six. You would think that after the first she might have looked into other means of birth control.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (zL564)
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If I recall, she lost track after six. It might be nine, or twelve. She doesn't really know.
Posted by: The More You Know at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (tb5wW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Hygiene?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (bs+z0)
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Hygiene?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (ftFVW)
++++
Man, you ladies are cruel today. Nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Mixing in a salad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ytSiK)
Alternate post title:
David French Says If God Didn't Want him To Suck Dick, He Wouldn't Have Given Him A Mouth
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (4b8z/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (flINI)
It had to be better than the Buttholse Surfers Tool, Ænema show.
Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Darth Randall
That's when things really get deeply, deeply evil.
Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (PwNLq)
__________________________________________
So masculine and feminine words in French will be what?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)
Oh my.
I *almost* want to see this happen, just to laugh at the complete clusterfck it would be.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (ca1r2)
Just like there's abortion, and abortion-abortion.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (qlyMQ)
https://youtu.be/acQNMWSrCaI
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (fL5aK)
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Zek at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (OzNIz)
https://tinyurl.com/4e2bap8x
goes to substack
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)
Nice to know
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (k8B25)
and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Posted by: Pleased to meet you at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ytSiK)
**
Sally Fields flying nun>Whoopie Goldberg singing nun
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (R5lpX)
Leather motorcycle cap, leather chaps, no shirt, hairy chest. Pornstache. Long silverblonde hair like Take It In The Rear Admiral Richard Levine. Kitten with a whip. Reoowwrrr.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (qpukd)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (7nHS1)
Shut up, I was drunk!
Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (llON8)
I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)
I have to giggle at how modern evil twits think they are original in coming up with notions of just doing whatever feels good, and that any action is ok to remove an inconvenience. Nope, been done before by many empires that were on the brink of collapsing.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (CVIL7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (yQpMk)
==
Money was involved.
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You don't say.
Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (tb5wW)
_____________________________________________
You misspelled Herod.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (es0Dj)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Robert Dubois at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (MiNN2)
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ...
I would put my money on blackmail or lost bets.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (ftFVW)
https://tinyurl.com/5c4f784t
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)
Here's some astonishing news,,Paul. Whoopi doesn't live in Israel, is not Jewish and has no Jewish ancestry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (fL5aK)
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Kind of like busty, lesbian porn.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (qlyMQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)
I think she's right. I mean, you have to go all the way down to the clinic, probably early in your day. Compete with traffic. Then there's that small recovery period, which is a complete pain in the ass. Then after all that, you have to be sure to "Shout Your Abortion!" within the mandated three-day window or it doesn't count and you don't get social credit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (KbCG3)
I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)
PP is very happy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)
I feel terrible for him. He just barely didn't get into the Naval Academy then got a NROTC full ride scholarship to University of Florida where he was also recruited to their ice hockey team since he's an all-american highschool hockey player. He's incredibly smart, athletic, driven and above all, humble and kind.
And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)
This new disease is very contagious amongst people who are like tacos. Taco people should avoid contact with all other taco people. Collard green-like and white bread-like people should also avoid taco people. We are still assessing the risks for the rice-like people.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill, Surgeon General at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
Why in Odin's name does ABC keep The View on the air? You'd think all the women on that show would just remind ABC's executives of their ex-wives. I guess they just hate themselves that much.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Demi Moore in her prime in no bra for most of the movie.
==
Moron Movie review. 13 words. Only thing to clarify, do you see her nakes or not? No nakes.
Posted by: next at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (optvY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
She's married to his brother, I believe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)
Not good. Those priests have been a thorn in the Lord's side for a very long time. I guess they don't believe what is written in the Torah. I certainly do!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)
Now do guns. He must've wanted them created, right, Whoopsie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is his sister-in-law.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (B2mUZ)
Posted by: ...
I would put my money on blackmail or lost bets.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (ftFVW)
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Virtual Reality whale-bait-and-switch.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (qlyMQ)
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (1Yy3c)
++++
I imagine it's profitable. They have the wine mom market on lock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (WWh8n)
They make up crazy Executive Orders, like yesterday's protecting travel for abortion, and she comes up with a story with which many, unfortunately in that case, can identify.
Public funding is available for abortion only in cases of life endangerment, rape or incest. How's that going to work? (Rhetorical Q. AG to be involved so don't ask, don't tell.)
Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (NIYa7)
https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)
That is so sad. Prayers up for him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)
If the Lord did not want me to eat well, why did he give me this refrigerator full of condiments?
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Spanish Inquisitors at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MvHI3)
=
sorry for him/you. the wave is coming.
Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (VDyTW)
Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (PeNw6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck is his sister-in-law.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (B2mUZ)
++++
Well, that learned me. Thanks, guys. I knew she wasn't married to Matt Hasslebeck but apparently there *is* a relation there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (WWh8n)
So sorry to hear that. Will pray for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (fL5aK)
Wish I'd known then what I know now. I would not let that person eat in peace within earshot of me. I don't care how wrong people believe it is, these people need a taste of their own medicine.
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)
https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)
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I don't think a Hawaiian judge is going to be able to bail her out on this one.
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (VJsqe)
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
God, I'd love to be in that.
The girl is pretty nice, too.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (1Yy3c)
https://tinyurl.com/4nhzn3fj
this guy's timeline shows a couple of the apology vids, one from journo and the other from a nurse
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (dCxaZ)
Says an asshole who probably spends a significant amount of his time on the Internet ranting about international bankers and the state of Israel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)
gorilla mask
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (Y5qcH)
It was only nine years at hard labor, but also a 1M Ruble fine! ($16,200)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)
Not good. Those priests have been a thorn in the Lord's side for a very long time. I guess they don't believe what is written in the Torah. I certainly do!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (sI15f)
I actually can't find anything corroborative on this. The priests have been a thorn since Aaron built the golden calf, but I don't know if they have approved abortion.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)
This stuff pisses me off to no end.
*types*
*deletes*
Nuremberg 2.0 now!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (WWh8n)
You're welcome. And when I hear the name, I think of the potatoes. Because I'm a fatty like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (DRSnL)
That's the way to fight, Ted.
F*ck you, Cruz. And Wray. And the FBI. And DC.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (H8QX8)
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix
High beams and taillights in the same shot.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (CVIL7)
Googling "kari lake election results delayed" turns up nothing.
Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (PRDNR)
Posted by: Guinancologist at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM
That's hurtful, you know, particularly before the start of today's AoSHQ Star Trek Symposium.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (tbSIb)
Posted by: Jim Jones at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)
You missed your chance to be #8.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (4b8z/)
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)
I fell for his post and I feel stupid. Thankful this is just a troll.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)
That's the way to fight, Ted.
F*ck you, Cruz. And Wray. And the FBI. And DC.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (H8QX
Wray must have something on Cruz.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (sI15f)
*types*
*deletes*
Nuremberg 2.0 now!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (U3uv2)
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You just need a bigger heart, Comrade Flounder!
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)
Seen Whoopie eating at a Chili's in Reno by herself in the early 90's. I think she was there filming scenes for Sister Act. Walked in with some friends, sat down and there she was directly across from us.
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)
I would think that if you're in a conventional sized restaurant building, then *any* seat would be directly across from that blimp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (RkC6l)
I guess it's a good thing God "invented" guns, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4b8z/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4EAs8)
The judges would have also accepted 'As God is my witness, I will see all of you in prison!'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (yQpMk)
The cops who shot or whatever Breonmna Taylor got themselves arrested in the latest issue of "why defund when you can arrest the cops" magazine
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Louis Cyphere at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (bA3Ln)
Googling "kari lake election results delayed" turns up nothing.
Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (PRDNR)
A toilet overflowed somewhere in Georgia, so it's on hold and they're evacuating all the republicans for safety.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Does he make good Italian food?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM
You've never heard of his Chef Goy-ar-dee line?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (RkC6l)
I guess it's a good thing God "invented" guns, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4b8z/)
For hunting only.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (mZ3xv)
https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable
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Back in the daze of hippies there were TV commercials illustrating Americans being thrown into foreign jails. (forever) Turkey was a hot spot at the time.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)
Typing is hard. Shut up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (yrCUI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Ted Danson/Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (u0nWQ)
Stock up on your bandaids and orgy supplies, gays!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (OuH7W)
I feel terrible for him. He just barely didn't get into the Naval Academy then got a NROTC full ride scholarship to University of Florida where he was also recruited to their ice hockey team since he's an all-american highschool hockey player. He's incredibly smart, athletic, driven and above all, humble and kind.
And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
Posted by: Defenestratus
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Prayers sent. I do know that around here, it is very very long to get seen by cardiologists for appointments.
Hope the infectious disease guy helps. I had one that helped get me over long covid this time.
Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (PeNw6)
https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (4b8z/)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (tbSIb)
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Fun fact: "symposium" means "drinking together". So it's right up the Horde's alley. In a non-homoerotic sense.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)
++++
Reduces the odds of a typo resulting in the description of Santa as the "prince of lies."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Brunnhilde
I think it's because they don't want to assign Him authority by using the name and they think he should be mocked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (flINI)
Posted by: toddg at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (B3RQo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)
Intentional typo intended to be humorous, such as in "Not today, Stan.", when confronted by temptation.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (us2H3)
Done.
Posted by: The Monkeypox Czar at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (aaGzp)
++++
I just *knew* there was a reason that I like symposia so much!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (JWH+f)
What you DO with that freedom is YOUR decision, not Gods. If you choose to be guided by God, then you're likely to do just fine. If you ignore his Word, then your likelihood of Heaven is diminished markedly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n
Nice headlights.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)
No thanks on the Myocarditis shot.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (JWH+f)
But hollywood is filled with Jews and she needed to work, you see.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (aW5/6)
Honestly, I was "pro-choice" as long as we were only talking about rape and the life of the mother being endangered.
Until I saw the numbers and realized that Planned Parenthood had been lying to us the whole time.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (SRRAx)
Candy retailer seeking taste-tester to make up to $78,000 a year
https://tinyurl.com/yepjsam5
Via...oh, just guess.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (1Yy3c)
The group most susceptible to post-mRna jab myocarditis is young men age 16-24.
All those guys who wanted to be able to play sportsball at their schools. Or in the military.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)
==
the FBI and DOJ are the deep state hit squad. A two headed monster. And Wray is one of the heads. Yes. He has the ability to put him or his family members in prison.
No it doesn't matter if he did anything or not. Jan 6 they showed their hand. They'll do whatever it takes...
Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (G30p4)
I think it was The Simpsons who referred to skateboarder Tony Hawk as "the world's only professional skateboarder."
Being an wnba "star" is like being the best tree that falls in the woods when no one is around.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (4b8z/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (44ww/)
Moore was not only smoking hot, she was blessed with being smoking hot for a long stretch of time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (eyxn4)
Up to 225 members of the Canadian Armed Forces will eventually be based in the U.K. for an initial period of four months, said Anand. They will work alongside counterparts from Britain, the Netherlands and New Zealand in training Ukrainian troops on the basics of soldiering.
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Braenyard
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (CVIL7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Ted Cruz at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4b8z/)
https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)
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I don't think a Hawaiian judge is going to be able to bail her out on this one.
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (VJsqe)
It would be funny to see one try.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (llON8)
But I suspect garrett was involved.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4EAs8)
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (oedLL)
https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert
I really like this part:
Mr. Yoder (Associate Director) informed me that there was no plan to announce this policy,” Brinson said. “Furthermore, he said, they were not allowed to publish this policy due to the federal funds that they received.”
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (CVIL7)
"Rff-KEEEEEEEE!!!"
- - Billy Hayes
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (wb1YC)
https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)
At 4-H??? Somebody needs some tire irons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (llON8)
.. I thought the Twitter mob has decided that being pro-life is anti-LGBTQ
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
If the Russians are sending unarmed, elderly, female protestors this training should really come in handy.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (ESjRY)
All those guys who wanted to be able to play sportsball at their schools. Or in the military.
==
Lot of pediatricians famly pract docs refusing sports physicals for youngsters what got vaccinated and now want to be cleared for HS sports.
Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (eAeT7)
Moore was not only smoking hot, she was blessed with being smoking hot for a long stretch of time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (eyxn4)
***
For a woman of a "certain age" Dummi is still a smoke show. Better looking than her man chin daughters.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (flINI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (Ynyl9)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (ijxcW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4EAs8
Who cares when they both have their own orbit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh noes for Putin!!
I bet the canucks brought their state of the art Poutine Launchers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
In my case, they're not wrong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: TheMitch at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (cDITE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (flINI)
once again, I played pick up with Lady Magic in her prime
and she was covering me
she was slow and stupid
and yeah, at 6'3" and 190, I'm a lot bigger than it
still enjoyed shitstomping her lame ass
best part is when she tried to muscle me under the hoop
a real dumb shit
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (sI15f)
Or he's just a POS
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)
***
Who knew that "athletes kneeling" thing was going to come in handy?
Posted by: Azathoth at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (wb1YC)
If it is a tranny and Vlad sends it to a men's prison I say we award him the noble prize for science for identifying what a man and a woman are.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (Ynyl9)
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Merrick Garland is such a sleazy, hyper-partisan POS. He's gonna play the big white savior who swoops in to avenge the death of the drug dealer's moll who got killed when her idiot boyfriend started shooting at cops trying to serve a warrant (then tried to claim his dead GF was the shooter, and not him).
I so hope the juries come back with Not Guilty and Fuck You Garland verdicts for all the cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
As if we needed more proof of a weaponized federal government. Enforce our tranny agenda or lose your tax dollars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (mZ3xv)
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Foreplay.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (sWM8x)
BJ's
Posted by: Ted Danson/Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (u0nWQ)
The Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) on Wednesday expelled Mathias Gillmann, spokesman for the United Nations peacekeeping mission. The move followed a week of intense protests against the U.N. that resulted in 36 deaths, including four peacekeepers.
Congolese protesters are furious at the U.N. for the inability of its 20-year-old peacekeeping mission to protect civilians from militant gangs. The protesters charge the United Nations Organization Stabilization Mission (MONUSCO) with absorbing resources and infringing on DRC sovereignty, with little in the way of tangible security benefits.
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Captain Oveur
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No, but I saw the movie.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM[/i
No, but I stayed in Holiday Inn Express on Risa.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (ALRQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Unless she was related to Sammy Davis Jr. I think they probably could have figured out that she wasn't Jewish by looking at her. There are Black Jews, but most probably aren't trying to get a career in the movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Can I get an amen!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (B28Vv)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (4x6Ix)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
I believe that's her husband. I only know this because Elizabeth got her start on Survivor back when I watched the show.
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (NaH5I)
and a happy unicorn just pooped Skittles outside in the parking lot.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)
Whoopie could choose to abort as many babies as she wanted, but each time that she did, she was breaking one of God's Big Laws; namely, " Thou Shalt Not Kill".
She will get to answer for her choices when she stands before the Pearly Gates. I hope those children are there waiting.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)
As if we needed more proof of a weaponized federal government. Enforce our tranny agenda or lose your tax dollars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (mZ3xv)
Maybe these groups should stop sucking off feralgov.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)
I would luv to agree with you more but it's not possible
cancer would be too good for him
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (us2H3)
She will get to answer for her choices when she stands before the Pearly Gates. I hope those children are there waiting.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (SRRAx)
"Thou shalt not commit murder."
Some killings are justified.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)
***
What happened to Double Jeopardy? Was that something that we cast off when we were going to do this post law America thing?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Braenyard
==
Have you not seen the classic film, Midnight Express?
Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (B2OI6)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (us2H3)
Matt's brother Tim- her husband- was also an NFL quarterback.
Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (Jg92y)
Please update your records
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (7nHS1)
The B confirms there are 2 genders.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua
Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)
At 4-H??? Somebody needs some tire irons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (llON
___________________________
When I was a kid doing camp stuff, we all bunked together. Boys and girls. Not in the same bunk, but in the same room with all the bunks. In fact, I distinctly remember the camping trip my 6th grade class took, where we were all bunked in the same room and ended up starting a campfire and playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. I wanted to go in the closet with Lourdes but got Rachel instead. But no big loss as Rachel was one of the pretty popular girls.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Hasselbeck married his college sweetheart, Sarah Egnaczyk, on June 17, 2000. ... They met at age 17. Sarah was an athlete at Boston College, playing with the field hockey team.
...
He is the brother-in-law of television personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who is married to his younger brother Tim.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (fL5aK)
Lowercase him in reference to anything below the Creator.
I never put what he is called in caps either out of respect for the Authority over him.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Defenestratus
That's awful. I'm so sorry about that happening to your nephew. He's sound like one of the best kind of young men.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
I believe that's her husband. I only know this because Elizabeth got her start on Survivor back when I watched the show.
==
read the thread people
sister in law married to his brother.
Posted by: do your homework at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (1bH2+)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD
Sounds insurrectiony. Replace the MONUSCO with deep state and the country to the US, and the story still works.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)
Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."
Pixel glue -- it's like cyanoacrylate, only with pixy dust! Digital glitter glue, as it were ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (pNxlR)
___________
They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (MvHI3)
Be honest. If you were born with a face like that, you wouldn't be just a bit resentful?
Just a bit?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (CLmI/)
Britney gets early prison release by agreeing to a Russian military suicide mission in Ukraine.
She turns double agent and ends up rescuing all the Boko Haram captive brides and plot twist marries four of them because she also converted to Islam. Kinda.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (ASP+H)
Posted by: do your homework at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (1bH2+)
Heh, good one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
Fixed it for you. She mocks the One True God. Don't think that will turn out well.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (z0BVx)
can we has some more 'tater hate?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (MrZQl)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (eyxn4)
Whoopi isn't really Jewish is she, she's just playing a black Jew? How is that ok?
And why the hell was Ted Danson having sex with her.
Is Ted a closet case even with being Sam Malone on Cheers? Was that just a parody of what gay guys think straight guys are. Funny show though.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (5uVFH)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (ASP+H)
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*furiously scribbles notes*
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (B2OI6)
**
That movie came out at the same te I got caught smuggling a small amount of Hashish across the German border at Trier.
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON
It still counts.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)
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Now, now. No harm, no foul.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (RFKzk)
They will also get to hide the proceedings to a large degree.
The Feds are scum.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (CLmI/)
Someone mentioned on an earlier thread the idea of them believing themselves the Nobility. This is the same growth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM
Notice that I got away with it, because my heart is pure.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (7dvxi)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Braenyard
==
Have you not seen the classic film, Midnight Express?
"
Even before that, Lawrence of Arabia was in a Turkish jail for some time. They did not know who he was.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (C1rbv)
Trebek died. Wasn't much fun after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (9SrGz)
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Really started back when James Holzhauer finally lost.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)
_________________________
Time for some Coyote Love!
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (MvHI3)
Just a note: Louisville has kind of gone to shit since this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bonhomme
To be fair, she WAS around at that time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (9SrGz)
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I don't think Danson is gay, just weird. He's been married to Mary Steenburgen for decades now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (MvHI3)
That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (sI15f)
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Self-hating Jew?
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (CWwfg)
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No she isn't. She chose that name because she thought it would help her get acting jobs. Because she's an anti-Semite that thinks Jews run everything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)
It's had it's moments. One of them being a young smoking Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (RFKzk)
***
What? You didn't like that dude that called himself "Amy" and wore boring blouses?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Well according to the administration, inflation is Putin's fault, I'm a racist homo- and transphobe, and Hunter is totes a great guy. So they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
If Putin can cause inflation despite not having any position in the US Government, maybe we should put him in charge of it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (eoQWY)
If God didn't want you to be stupid and ugly, Xe wouldn't have given you an ugly body and attached your fat, stupid face to it.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)
https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable
There's a Heinlein monologue in Starship Troopers that argues this is an act of war. I'm inclined to feel bad for her but she doesn't make it through my Antifa Jacobin sanity test. Basically I imagine what role the person would have at an antifa 'protest' before I decide what to feel about them. This one is event muscle, so fuck her.
Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (PRDNR)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
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vodka goggles >>>> beer goggles
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (aaGzp)
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They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.
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Teh Feds do like to entertain their black vote with race pron.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)
She should do just fine in a Russian women's prison no?
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (u0nWQ)
He got that John Kerry / Kid from Mask thing going on.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (CLmI/)
That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
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Why is it odd?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxcW)
Posted by: bonhomme
To be fair, she WAS around at that time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (9SrGz)
So she must know Vic pretty well then...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Pinal County can announce that David Frisk is no longer in the position of Elections Director and is no longer employed by Pinal County.
Virginia Ross is the County's new Elections Director, having resigned her role as County Recorder this morning. 1/2
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (V4q4k)
The Russian woman's prison basketball team Shawshank redemption/Victory/Midnight Express/Invictus movie is going to be tight.
Posted by: TexasDan
Whoever scores the kindly and imprisoned Russian babushka who mentors the young Grinder in the ways of "our prison life" will be rewarded with a sure fire Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (pNxlR)
said she was dull witted and no fun
Lou Gossett wouldn't fuck her and he fucked anyhting on 4 legs
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)
Doesn't he have Marfan Syndrome?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
https://dailyotter.org/posts/2022/8/4/ wont-you-please-help-name-me
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (W2Pud)
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fwiw, the biden doj seized russian yahcts and bank accounts, so ...
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (OuH7W)
He was awesome in Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (CLmI/)
That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
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Why is it odd?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxc
Because she doesn't seem to be too fond of white people in general?
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)
More likely the civilians need to be protected from the UN peacekeepers AND the gangs.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bonhomm
What of it? President Franklin is on the $100, after all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (QEV+3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (fL5aK)
That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
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Why is it odd?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxcW)
Because she seems to hate white people so much.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: roc ingersol
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*shrugs*
So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)
I would luv to agree with you more but it's not possible
cancer would be too good for him
Posted by: REDACTED
__________________________
The jury is going drawn from eleven counties. Not just Jefferson where Louisville is located. It could happen. And a lot of suburban Jefferson isn't a lock for guilty.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (es0Dj)
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They like to play White Savior, swooping in to avenge the lives of po' black criminals who have no other options in life but to murder, maim, deal drugs, and shoot at cops, because of our horribly raaaaaacist, evil, oppressive society that won't give black folks a chance!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (MvHI3)
Pinal County - Government @PinalCounty · 41m
Pinal County can announce that David Frisk is no longer in the position of Elections Director and is no longer employed by Pinal County.
Virginia Ross is the County's new Elections Director, having resigned her role as County Recorder this morning. 1/2
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Well, well, well,....
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (4b8z/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (pNxlR)
Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (j40lz)
This is where immunity has to end. When the case is thrown out, court costs should be billed to Garland personally.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (PRDNR)
Let this one contemplate its contempt for the USA over the next 9.5 years in a penal colony.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
I think he does. I just saw some recent pics of him at the beach and he does have the Marfan body type.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (aeyDo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (fL5aK)
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Given that she was named "Caryn", her mother did.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (aaGzp)
i thought i was on the holodeck
Posted by: reggie at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: redenzo at August 04, 2022 03:11 PM (E7vND)
>>Really started back when James Holzhauer finally lost.
And the way he lost was completely rigged.
The Final Jeopardy Question was: Which Character from Shakespeare had the most lines?
The chick he was going up against just so happened to have done her doctoral dissertation on Shakespeare and was in effect a Shakespeare expert.
They further rigged the game by making the previous two rounds ridiculously easy and filled it up with categories that were chick friendly.
Jeopardy may be crookeder than Maricopa County.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (h6F+D)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (eoQWY)
What if a female dog helps out a women's basketball team?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs8)
So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)
Seems that way. Or maybe she just hates white guys who identify as conservatives.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)
An old vaccine is available in the Strategic Stockpile but it's difficult to use.
We chuckle until something goes awry, i.e., when another part of the plan starts working.
Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs8 )
I will never understand men.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)
Seems that way. Or maybe she just hates white guys who identify as conservatives.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (V4q4k)
I think she does it out of spite. She admits she was never in love, so I assume it was about hate sex and a miserable life for the men.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Both were neurotic as hell.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (9SrGz)
@zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)
Does that mean we have to anger another nuclear power to distract from it? Or can we just blow up a house in Kabul and pretend we killed a bad guy
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Puddinhead
That's the worst song with the best guitar solo.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)
@zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)
Thank God he was double-vaxxed and boosted or else...wait a minute!
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs
IMHO. Cheers Kristie was hot . Cheers Diane was not. I did like her in my top five comedy , Night Shift though.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Rbastid at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (4XZvr)
Yes; I did know that that wasn't her real name. Just making a point here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (fL5aK)
https://tinyurl.com/ys8rszsv
Posted by: Glenn John at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (M3hSG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Dunning Kruger poster child.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (bLJCq)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)
Oh, thanks; now so do I.
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:16 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Kirsti would like it if you ate chocolate covered graham crackers in bed with her, Diane wouldn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (2I6ca)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Puddinhead
That's the worst song with the best guitar solo.
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Its actually very good song. Great orchestration and great lyrics. I can see why it posted 6 weeks at #2 in the US in 1978. Really a well done song all around. Never listened to the lyrics until yesterday and I'm impressed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (bLJCq)
She was great in Inglourious Basterds.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (7nHS1)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)
This is what-the fourth time?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (4EAs8)
Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat
Oh, c'mon, it'll be entirely derivative. Sample line of dialogue -- "Gal like to play basketball, let's get her some really big rocks."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)
Her um, difficulties maintaining a Hollywood-approved weight could be an advantage during the Burning Times.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)
Doesn't he have Marfan Syndrome?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
Ted Danson has been wearing a hair piece for decades...
Hair Club
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (u0nWQ)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)
Kirstie Alley is a Scientologist, no?
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (RtN13)
_____________
So ... Untermenschen?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (h6F+D)
The most indecisive emo dark prince, Hamlet, is my answer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)
Oh, thanks; now so do I.
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:16 PM (RtN13)
Poor Gerry....read awhile back he was good friends with that Scottish comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.
Long haired fella.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (2CExO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
non-woke if her interview with Carolla is any indication. ( they mostly talked about doing coke and H-Wood ) YMMV.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Oldcat
Vegas can. By taking bets on which game their ladypenis will fall outta their shorts.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (9SrGz)
BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Joe's never passed four tests in a row in his entire life. He's addicted to this one, though.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (44ww/)
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Warf's half-breed wife.
/Only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (b3kZJ)
Posted by: Puddinhead
I was kind of joking. It is the worst of the best songs of all time based on guitar solos, which puts it in the top ten.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (lTGtQ)
beep beep boop boop
Posted by: ...
I thought you bent over for Monkeybutt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (bLJCq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (RtN13)
Yeah they got her when she was a Coke head.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Catherine at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (h6F+D)
Probably has less bugs in it, too.
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (4EAs8)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (wP4IF)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Oldcat
Vegas can. By taking bets on which game their ladypenis will fall outta their shorts.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (9SrGz)
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The only thing they can save the WNBA is lingerie!
Wait, nevermind ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (b3kZJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 03:23 PM (2I6ca)
The most indecisive emo dark prince, Hamlet, is my answer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Hamlet at 1569 lines for a single play.
Henry V speaks the most lines if you combine Henry V 1 & 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:23 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)
It had it's funny episodes mostly thanks to the characters of Norm and Cliff.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2022 03:24 PM (Qhnrt)
Long haired fella.
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Gerry's dead.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:25 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
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The guy who taunts has to be French; goes with the position.
Posted by: The Search For The Holy Grail at August 04, 2022 03:25 PM (qfLjt)
Now do guns. He must've wanted them created, right, Whoopsie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
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Brilliant Jim.
Posted by: Ciampino at August 04, 2022 03:29 PM (qfLjt)
Interesting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)
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We call it the 'used gym socks against the wall' method. More aromatic.
Posted by: Ciampino - gym socks are reused before washing in boarding school (no Mum) at August 04, 2022 03:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: red speck at August 04, 2022 03:41 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 04, 2022 03:47 PM (Scb23)
Sounds accurate. Whoopi you should thank God every day that he made most of us a lot smarter than you, and as a result smart enough to know murdering someone to forward our own goals is wrong.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 04, 2022 03:52 PM (T/vhV)
Wait. Ooops. That probably says we shouldn't abort. Nevermind.
Posted by: setnaffa at August 04, 2022 03:53 PM (bYETr)
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Posted by: rudytbone at August 04, 2022 04:16 PM (aS3dr)
Posted by: Whoopsie! at August 04, 2022 04:16 PM (wiM5O)
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These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)
Yes, this is a spiritual conflict, not a political one. I've come to the realization that Communism requires the commission of the sins of Pride, Theft, Anger and Envy. Communism sounds superficially good (sharing is caring, yea!!), but ignores that we each have different gifts from God. Collectivism is not charity.
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)