Mid-Morning Art Thread
Giuseppe de Nittis
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(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Skip's phone at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (zVPrR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (LeX7m)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (sRUs0)
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Ziba at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (4h9M3)
Nice but the Gentleman could let the lady have the seat
Posted by: Skip's phone at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (zVPrR)
"Ashton, that is the most disgusting display of nude mud wrestling I have ever seen. Would you be so kind as to fetch me a taller chair?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (sRUs0)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (2CExO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:34 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 09:34 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 09:34 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Guy with the monocle at August 05, 2022 09:34 AM (RkC6l)
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 05, 2022 09:33 AM (2CExO)
ISWYDT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (AW0uW)
what a gyp
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (XIJ/X)
I wish I were the gentleman with her.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (AW0uW)
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He's probably sick of her shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Who Sees Snipers Everywhere at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (SmFPm)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (oi8Dv)
Hard to tell. It might be (and I know this is the softest of balls for the Horde). . .
- a muff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (sRUs0)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Tuna at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 05, 2022 09:38 AM (wReBR)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 09:36 AM (qH6FZ)
Looks like TR, doesn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)
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L is one of the consonants that gets pronounced at the end of words in French (it's the consonants in careful). It'd be closer to faux-toil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (45fpk)
Is this deliberate or just the print quality?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Gref at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:35 AM (AW0uW)
Looks like mistake #1.
Would not date.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (MkuC5)
take Top Hat out of the scene and just let me look at Lovely Lady, in which case would hang
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:40 AM (oi8Dv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (FVME7)
Dragging Frisco into the conversation?
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 09:40 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2022 09:40 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:40 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 05, 2022 09:40 AM (bnAdj)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: Ricky Nelson at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (vN+oL)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)
That is why the man is not shown below the knee.
The painter had no talent for painting spats.
Posted by: fluffy at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:41 AM (LsEU/)
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That guy is crazy. Talks to trains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (LvTSG)
The Muff is in the foreground.
The Hat is in the background.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)
The Hat is in the background.
Posted by: garrett
No muff is too tough.
We dive at five.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2022 09:43 AM (P1f+c)
To the race track I did go
She bet on one horse to win
and I bet on another to show
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 09:44 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:44 AM (oi8Dv)
I think the French call it a 'Womb Broom'.
...but, you know. In French.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (MFphb)
Yup, although not in this case.
oh-toy...sort of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)
All the lights
Come back here, stand on that chair
Get up woman, that's right
Raise your arms up in the air
And now shake 'em
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
Sweet darling
(You can leave your hat on)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (MFphb)
Ev'ry girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (FVME7)
oh-toy...sort of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:45 AM (XIJ/X)
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I think it'd be that French thing where they approach the sound of the L but never quite get there, like the word is unfinished but they're not going to pronounce it for your uncultured ears.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
Would not date.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 05, 2022 09:39 AM (MkuC5)
Every date I've ever had has been a mistake in one way or another.
I've done productions of My Fair Lady before. Though I say it, I can rock a top hat.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM
It can get out of hand. Trust us.
Posted by: Calaveras County Clerk at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (RkC6l)
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day.
Posted by: Stephen Foster at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (Hn4z/)
- a muff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:37 AM
Could be. I was thinking it was a decoration on her sleeve similar to the one on her collar.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (DgWEj)
As Was The Fashion At The Time - a limerick
A dandy at Petticoat Junction
Said with utterly zero compunction
"Why'm I wearing these spats?
And ridiculous hat?
It's a matter of form over function!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (FVME7)
you thinking Joe Cocker?
I'm thinking 9 1/2 weeks.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (oi8Dv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Admiral "Rachel" Levine at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
The Muff is in the foreground.
The Hat is in the background.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:42 AM (ICPiT)
No, the muff is definitely on the top hat
-Dan Crenshaw
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (bnAdj)
Ev'ry girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM
83 Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM
Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: My dog has no nose at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (jk/El)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (4I/2K)
I would like to see the US military allow beards again so long as it doesn't interfere with your MOS. Sadly, the de-masculinization of the U.S. military means no beards.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)
Based on her choice of chair on which to stand, I think she's into caning.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Lola at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (NIYa7)
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the gray.
Posted by: Stephen Foster at August 05, 2022 09:50 AM (Hn4z/)
I would like to see the US military allow beards again so long as it doesn't interfere with your MOS. Sadly, the de-masculinization of the U.S. military means no beards.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (lf83v)
Some beards are more equal than others.
Posted by: Private Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at August 05, 2022 09:50 AM (llON8)
Oh, de doo-da day.
Posted by: Stephen Foster at August 05, 2022 09:47 AM (Hn4z/)
I get no kick from champagne,
mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
Posted by: Bart at August 05, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)
It is daytime....
They forgot their buggy to hide them from prying eyes...
These problems were eventually overcome by the early 20th century.
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 09:50 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
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An I before an L can do funny things in French - often it makes the L sound like a Y sometimes.
Mireille, for example, is Mee-ray-ye (with that funny 'r' thing they do)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
French pronunciation is reasonably consistent, certainly more so than English. The problem is that they don't actually speak the French that is taught...they slur and shorten and change the way the words sound so much that in some regions it is almost unintelligible.
"Oui" in Parisian French sounds like a duck quacking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)
Oh, de doo-da day.
Posted by: Stephen Foster
I get no kick from champagne,
mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
Posted by: Bart
I caught this reference instantly.
We Morons are hopeless.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:52 AM (LsEU/)
_______________________________________
Mireille? From French In Action?
My lifetime love.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:52 AM (lf83v)
It wasn't just facial hair; it referred generally to the fact that whe the army was out campaigning, they had no personal hygiene (to put it nicely) of any kind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 09:52 AM (trdmm)
https://bit.ly/3vKctgZ
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I thought Zeus had better aim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)
Sending you some virtual oysters, which will hopefully give me a free pass for declaring my love of French toast with maple syrup on the food thread.
https://tinyurl.com/3wzkbphh
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
https://tinyurl.com/uf3fkpme
3:13 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (oi8Dv)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (ICPiT)
maybe even sous vide
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (us2H3)
Mireille, for example, is Mee-ray-ye (with that funny 'r' thing they do)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe)
Yes! "Oh-toye."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (lf83v)
Can't get yer gas mask to seal with a beard, solider.
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (geLO
It's for caning the street urchins, needs to be flexible for that little bit of extra sting.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (oi8Dv)
Hah! Have you ever heard Dutch?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:54 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:54 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2022 09:32 AM (P1f+c)
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In an English accent it would be:
I say, we are wealthy enough for me to wear this monocle, what?
Posted by: Ciampino - Unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak with an English accent at August 05, 2022 09:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
Mireille, for example, is Mee-ray-ye (with that funny 'r' thing they do)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe)
sounds like something borrowed from Spanish.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (trdmm)
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Like the British.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)
Zeus' cannon but Hera was doing the aiming
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (wTP6A)
Can't get yer gas mask to seal with a beard, solider.
Posted by: Archer
Not to mention your ESSENTIAL N-95 masks!
COVID! MONKEYPOX! REEEEEEEEEEE!
-- frantic Karens
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (sRUs0)
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Like the British.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Welsh.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
Not a chance, Monkey Boy! Syrup on French Toast is beyond the pale!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:49 AM (lf83v)
I think they are. When we went to the commissary last week the guy at the gate had a beard. Could've had a shaving chit, I suppose.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (DgWEj)
Film of Paris in the '30's.
They had no idea what was coming.
https://youtu.be/fxnQDyQk35Q?t=189
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (ttwUz)
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When French women add the breathy exhalation at the end of their "oui", it's kind of sexy and cute. When men do it, it seems kinda gay.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (fs1hN)
https://bit.ly/3vKctgZ-
I thought Zeus had better aim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)
Zeus was drunk. Again. At least he gave us a pass on the golden showers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (Hn4z/)
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Like the British.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
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The Romans do this to Italian. The student I had who explained this to me described it like they were eating their words before they could finish them.
Of course, Italian is only really spoken by the Florentines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
https://bit.ly/3vKctgZ
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I thought Zeus had better aim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)
It's actually a wonder to me that doesn't happen more often - lots of late afternoon/evening storms around here and people don't seem to be that shmart about getting under cover.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (oi8Dv)
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
Always strive to be the inspiration for an OSHA training class.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (j+4+t)
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (oi8Dv)
Help him! He spoke French!
Posted by: Steve Martin bit at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (AwYPR)
Home run derby.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Mr Peanut at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (ICPiT)
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Can attest to this. I took French in high school, then at college. My professors were all French (shocker).
When I crossed the border into Quebec, however, I might as well have been in Germany. Barely the same sounds.
And again, as a public service announcement, do not say Tabarnak in Quebec.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
******
Monkey Girl! I refuse to be misgendered.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
I saw a middle-aged woman wearing a "KN-95" mask but she hadn't figured out that if the mask wasn't formed around the bridge of the nose it wasn't doing anything except costing her money for an expensive piece of virtue-signalling paper.
I was tempted to say something, but Karens in the wild are nothing if not impervious to facts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)
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I heard a lot of religious accommodations have been issued to Sikhs and now even people who claim Viking religion as a basis for having a beard.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (oi8Dv)
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Try listening to Danes speak Danish. It's like a constant struggle to keep their tongues from clogging up their throats.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (aaGzp)
They had no idea what was coming.
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Hmm. Lots of trees lining the road.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (FVME7)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Colonel Klink at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (Hn4z/)
Ahem.
Posted by: Mr Peanut at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (ICPiT)
Ahem.
Posted by: Colonel Klink, Stalag 12 with the perfect record of no escapes at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (oi8Dv)
*******
National Mustard Day is tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
I saw a middle-aged woman wearing a "KN-95" mask but she hadn't figured out that if the mask wasn't formed around the bridge of the nose it wasn't doing anything except costing her money for an expensive piece of virtue-signalling paper.
I was tempted to say something, but Karens in the wild are nothing if not impervious to facts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (XIJ/X)
Doesn't the AoS Style Guide call for farting in her general direction?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (llON8)
Posted by: torabora at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (oi8Dv)
They do, and therein lies the trouble.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (ttwUz)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (geLO8)
Ahem.
Posted by: Mr Peanut at August 05, 2022 09:58 AM (ICPiT)
Step aside you skinny twink
Posted by: Mr. Moneybags, of Monopoly fame at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: 496
And if you don't say it right, she might bust a cap in yo' ass.
And if she doesn't, Kirika might.
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2022 10:01 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (oi8Dv)
They had no idea what was coming.
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Hmm. Lots of trees lining the road.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)
That's convenient so our soldiers can march in the shade.
Posted by: Colonel Klink, Stalag 12 with the perfect record of no escapes at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (4I/2K)
Are there two different pastries, one called napoleons, and the other called neopolitans?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (ttwUz)
*******
The Vice President was scheduled to give a speech in Paris last week but had to cancel. Seems she had a Frog in her throat...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (kXYt5)
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Quebec French is like hearing a train go by where the train cars keep slamming into each other.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (AW0uW)
Awesome. Stage productions are fun.
My spot was in the orchestra pit.
One night during the opening scene of 'A West Side Story' (a gang battle ensues) a trash can came sailing into the pit, hitting the 1st clarinetist squarely on the top of the head.
Plucky girl shook it off and went back to work.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (MkuC5)
"Secretariat is blazing along. The first three-quarters of a mile in 1:09 and 4/5. Secretariat is widening now. He is moving like a tremendous machine!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (kXYt5)
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Hey-ooo
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (kXYt5)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Just kidding, not blonde. But I have stood on my fair share of chairs to see.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Correct! And then taunting her a second time.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 10:04 AM (LsEU/)
- Denis Lemieux
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 10:04 AM (gmo/4)
Film of Paris in the '30's.
They had no idea what was coming.
https://youtu.be/fxnQDyQk35Q?t=189
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (ttwUz)
For me, one of the best films I think was made in any language is "Rules of the Game", by Jean Renoir, made in France in 1939. Among other things, this was the movie that inspired Julian Fellowes to create Gosford Park and it's offspring, Downton Abbey. Rules of the Game created that genre, but it has a depth to it that none of those later films did. Although parts of it can be quite comical, there is an incredible sadness hanging over it as you realize that *everyone*, more or less, knows what's coming. And yet they just play games and amuse themselves and wait for it to come, while doing nothing to prepare.
And again, Renoir made this in 1939.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:04 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 09:46 AM (AW0uW)
I put a top hat on they'll think I'm frigging alice cooper. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2022 10:04 AM (VwHCD)
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
SHE'S KNOWN FOR BLOW JOBS AND THE FRENCH ARE FROGS.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at August 05, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So this is what Sarah does with all her money.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2022 10:05 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:05 AM (Hn4z/)
Back when masks were "mandatory" and I would see people with the mask pulled down below their noses, I could give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they were intentionally giving the finger to The System. Now, they're just idiots.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2022 10:05 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (sRUs0)
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:05 AM (Hn4z/)
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Paris needs more beavers.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (oi8Dv)
... a trash can came sailing into the pit, hitting the 1st clarinetist squarely on the top of the head.
From the review: "We were enchanted by the creative touches added to spice up the story, particularly the loud squawk of a goose during the gang rumble."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lady in the painting at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (3vQN0)
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They're like Clarence Thomas, house slaves.
Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (oi8Dv)
About 60% taller.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (oi8Dv)
When smoke is puffing out the top.
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
"He who fears being conquered is certain of defeat."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte predicting Trump's actions in 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (ttwUz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (oi8Dv)
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When there's gonna be a new pope.
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (gmo/4)
Nah, when the brass is stuck in the barrel.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (44ww/)
*Doo dah, Doo dah*
Posted by: 496
By The Kansas City Faggots.
Posted by: JT at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (T4tVD)
I've done productions of My Fair Lady before. Though I say it, I can rock a top hat.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
You wore one to a MoMe, did you not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
Was quite partial to tittis
The comments he'd scour
Hour after hour
Hoping for blondes busting in Paris
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (vcv8B)
trompe l'oeil instead of progression to no skill needed painting.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:08 AM (V4q4k)
And yet there is still a sizable slice of society that still won’t let it go.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (44ww/)
Well, considering there should be no reason on Earth that it takes 3 days to count votes......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Why did German soldiers in WWI plant trees along the Champs-Elysees?
So their kids could march in the shade.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (j+4+t)
Brigitte Bardot or Catherine Deneuve?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 10:00 AM (fs1hN)
Norwegian and Danish used to be the same language, when they were part of the same country. They broke apart about the time of the Napoleonic wars, I think. I had a Danish friend who linked me a video popular in both those countries, made by a Norwegian. He demonstrated that modern Danish is simply what Norwegian sounds like when spoken by someone who's incredibly drunk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (trdmm)
-- Napoleon Bonaparte predicting Trump's actions in 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:07 AM (ttwUz)
Damn Sooth I have to give you that one . Good quote pull.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (V4q4k)
And yet there is still a sizable slice of society that still won’t let it go.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (3vQN0)
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I predicted a long while ago that 5% of the population will never, ever let it go. They will track every stat as long as it's provided, wear masks through every step out of their houses, and sanitize their vegetables when they get home from the store.
Considering the fractured nature of the Democratic electorate, I predict that they will have outsized influence on the direction of the party and policy in blue enclaves for a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
MAN that was a bizarre show......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (oi8Dv)
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It's Dutch that is very guttural. French just sounds gay.
Posted by: Ciampino - I love the Xhosa and Bushman click sounds at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM (qfLjt)
Brigitte Bardot or Catherine Deneuve?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
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Catherine Deneuve or Francoise Dorleac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM (VJsqe)
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"Hein".
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (44ww/)
Wray Admits The FBI Never Investigated Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Tips The investigation was a fraud. The FBI collected the tips and then handed them to Trump as he ran the “investigation” into his Supreme Court nominee. If it chose to do so, the Senate could open an investigation into the sham investigation and the sexual assault allegations against Kavanaugh.
MFer. This is why I despise the FBI. They were never an objective criminal agency. They just supported Republicans and their causes because it made life easier for them.
They wanted Kavanaugh in for their assault on RvW. They got what they wanted. And now Roe is trashed. And now the people (even a festering turd of a state like Kansas!) are pushing back.
Some sort of legitimacy needs to be installed. IMO, 3 seats were stolen!
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)
Well, considering there should be no reason on Earth that it takes 3 days to count votes......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Funny. Thirty years ago, you knew the results of even the closest races the next morning. Sure, there might need to be a recount but there was something announced that day.
Now? It takes a week or two to do so. I don't think you have to be a conspiracy theorist to have less than full confidence in the process when this happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (1Nxff)
Of course, Italian is only really spoken by the Florentines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
My father is fluent in Italian, and he had a wee bit of a hard time understanding the people in Rome. His family was only 20 minutes south of Rome. He didn't seem to have a problem in florence from some reason. People there thought he was from naples. I don't speak the language, so it was greek to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
Yes
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:12 AM (V4q4k)
MAN that was a bizarre show......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
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Were they jumping around?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:13 AM (aaGzp)
Special mention Bardot - L'appereil de Sous music video
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 10:13 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:13 AM (3vQN0)
Brigitte Bardot or Catherine Deneuve?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
Deneuve certainly aged better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2022 10:14 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Frog Hat at August 05, 2022 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Skipper: call me!!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:14 AM (Hn4z/)
Catherine Deneuve or Francoise Dorleac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
Brigitte Lahaie
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
The Venn diagram with "owns many cats" is a single circle.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:15 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
Oui!
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 05, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)
******
Many of us are at that awkward age where if we ogle modern day actresses it feels like we are perving on our daughters and if we ogle actresses of yesteryear it feels like we are perving on our grandmothers.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:15 AM (kXYt5)
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When a French woman like Sophie Marceau or Melanie Laurent is whispering in French, it is anything but gay.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:15 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2022 10:15 AM (WHt4f)
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At least he had the good sense to do it in the US.P
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
Not a chance, Monkey Boy! Syrup on French Toast is beyond the pale!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
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Easy for me, I don't like syrup, I don't like French toast and I specially hate maple syrup.
Posted by: Ciampino - I do love the Xhosa and Bushman click sounds at August 05, 2022 10:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
That French Resistance girl in the movie The Longest Day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (4I/2K)
Choice Polling Place Early Ballot Provisional Ballot Total Percent
Lake, Kari 105,074 231,685 10 336,769 46.78%
Taylor Robson, Karrin 50,566 266,442 9 317,017 44.03%
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (V4q4k)
Reminds me of the story of pilot Brigadier General Robin Olds. He wore a handlebar moustache throughout Vietnam for moral and it was ignored by his superiors. The minute he stepped foot back in the U.S. his superior took one look at it and said, "take it off". Olds said the only reply he had was "Yes Sir!".
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM
Wait...didn't the rich fucker always SHARE the Grey Poupon? I guess I don't really remember....A asks B if B has any Grey Poupon, and B says "but of course". I always ASSUMED he shared it, but I guess he could've been a real dick, showed it, then laughed and driven away.
Posted by: Mandela Effect at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (JCZqz)
Not one time did the ticker say ANYTHING about the LAWS she broke and why she was even on trial. They only mentioned the charges.
She pleaded GUILTY because she thought they'd be lenient on her. Uh......You're in RUSSIA, dipshit. They don't CARE about you.
Forget the fact that we're in a proxy war with them and they'll be MORE than happy to use you as a political pawn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (oi8Dv)
That French Resistance girl in the movie The Longest Day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:17 AM (4I/2K)
Irina Demick
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (scXAJ)
Haakon VII (born Prince Carl of Denmark; 3 August 1872 - 21 September 1957) was the King of Norway from November 1905 until his death in September 1957.
Originally a Danish prince, he was born in Copenhagen as the son of the future Frederick VIII of Denmark and Louise of Sweden. Prince Carl was educated at the Royal Danish Naval Academy and served in the Royal Danish Navy. After the 1905 dissolution of the union between Sweden and Norway, Prince Carl was offered the Norwegian crown. Following a November plebiscite, he accepted the offer and was formally elected King of Norway by the Storting. He took the Old Norse name Haakon and ascended to the throne as Haakon VII, becoming the first independent Norwegian monarch since 1387.[1]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: 496 at August 05, 2022 10:11 AM
Wait...didn't the rich fucker always SHARE the Grey Poupon? I guess I don't really remember....A asks B if B has any Grey Poupon, and B says "but of course". I always ASSUMED he shared it, but I guess he could've been a real dick, showed it, then laughed and driven away.
Posted by: Mandela Effect at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (JCZqz)
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I've never seen the real commercial. I have only seen Wayne's World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (kXYt5)
Wait...didn't the rich fucker always SHARE the Grey Poupon? I guess I don't really remember....A asks B if B has any Grey Poupon, and B says "but of course". I always ASSUMED he shared it, but I guess he could've been a real dick, showed it, then laughed and driven away.
Posted by: Mandela Effect at August 05, 2022 10:18 AM (JCZqz)
Let's just say, if you're in a Pinto, you ain't getting the mustard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Such a fucking joke. There is no reason, other than the opportunity for increased fraud, that this should take more than 10-12 hours.
None.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ICPiT)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (3vQN0)
A referendum on retaining the monarchy or becoming a republic was held in Norway on 12 and 13 November 1905.[1] Voters were asked whether they approved of the Storting's decision to authorise the government to make the offer of the throne of the newly self-ruling country. The Storting had wanted to offer the throne to Prince Carl of Denmark, but the prince insisted that the Norwegian people have a chance to decide whether they wanted to retain a monarchy.[2]
The proposal was approved by 78.9% of voters.[3] Following the referendum, the Storting formally offered the throne to Carl on 18 November; Carl accepted, assuming the throne as King Haakon VII. The new royal family arrived in Norway on 25 November. King Haakon and Queen Maud were crowned in a ceremony in Nidaros Cathedral in Trondheim on 22 June 1906.[4] Haakon became Norway's first separate monarch in 518 years.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (/NCI4)
Yes, the 20 yr. old Birgitte and the 35 yr. old Catherine.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022
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Eva's not really a patch on Sophie Marceau.
As for the painting, it makes me long for a time when people dressed up to go out of the house, dressed for dinner, groomed themselves (in the classic meaning of "groom") when they got up in the morning, etc. Imagine a modern iteration of this painting with a grown-up Bart Simpson, still in shorts and T-shirt, and an overweight, scowling girl with green hair and nose rings. Gah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (txdEq)
Looks like mistake #1.
Would not date.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida
French mistake?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ttwUz)
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Look at how many Bond girls were French. That wasn't by accident.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (yQpMk)
Yes, the 20 yr. old Birgitte and the 35 yr. old Catherine.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022
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Brigitte had, and maybe still has, two of the loveliest feet of all time. Not sure about Catherine; I'll need to research this very carefully. It may take me a while, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
Well. They're sluts. So, no accident.
Posted by: Zombie Connery at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (ICPiT)
Multiple outlets called it for Lake last night. I think DDHQ was the earliest.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2022 10:19 AM (scXAJ)
There can be only one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)
You got that right. No scrubs.
Posted by: Attractive women of lesser morals at August 05, 2022 10:22 AM (/NCI4)
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:22 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (V4q4k)
https://youtu.be/Hwy8SzVmWGc?t=361
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ttwUz)
Well fed.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
When I lived in France that is what struck me. Didn’t matter the time of day or the place, everyone would look good. Men and women. But especially women, hair done, makeup, etc. I was the dirty American slob at the coffee shop, having Theon on a pair of shorts and t shirt lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
Neither.
Gaby Deslys.
https://tinyurl.com/byn3v3s6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (AW0uW)
Imagine a modern iteration of this painting with a grown-up Bart Simpson, still in shorts and T-shirt, and an overweight, scowling girl with green hair and nose rings. Gah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (txdEq)
I have a book of photos of dogs shows from the 1930s and 40s. Then, as now, the judge and handler are well dressed. But the spectators in the background sure don't dress now the way they did then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (1Nxff)
None.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ICPiT)
I know. Even if (by chance) the process wasn't crooked, they still are *making* it look crooked by the incompetent and incomprehensible way they are handling the counting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022
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So how is that "fool the eye" expression, trompe something, pronounced?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (txdEq)
Yeah, she was super hot.
Didn't wear no bar-ZEER a lot of the time, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (bW8dp)
Look at how many Bond girls were French. That wasn't by accident.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (lf83v)
Better bring your weed eater......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM
Lol. We're not counting. It would be a LOT easier if you please would stop caring and allow us to do our work without having to keep this whole democracy facade going!
Posted by: The Uniparty Establishment at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: m at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (RtN13)
Posted by: You Know Who at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (yikp0)
You know how my mind works, right? I pick at little odd details and pick and pick and pick, until a pattern shows up.
That's how I was sure the fix was in in 2020, because it made no sense for them to be holding the "campaign" they were, unless the fraud was so massive they knew they could win even if only 1% voted for them.
Lately what's been disturbing me is the abortion vote in Kansas.
https://is.gd/YaU1OM
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (llON8)
Further on in the video, it is striking how many of the POWs are smiling with a look of 'I can't believe I am still alive and a prisoner of the Americans instead of the Russians'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (yQpMk)
>Bond just wanted to pump some snizz. He didn't want relationships. Those broads were bored with their father-figure husbands.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Muldoon
I keep hearing people who are otherwise ready to move on say they understand this or that stupid policy or action when it comes to the 'rona. It's about as facile as "I would never get an abortion, but I don't want to prevent others..."
Seriously why? If you would never get an abortion, there must be a reason, so tease that logic out. If you think 'rona is not a serious danger, then why coddle those who ignore every other possible infectious disease but freak out over 'rona.
Pft.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 10:25 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:26 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Deneuve, when she's getting her Bardot on.
Posted by: From about that time at August 05, 2022 10:26 AM (4780s)
Don't ask me. I wasn't familiar with her. Just did a web search, and that boy is scary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2022 10:27 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (Hn4z/)
BBQ flavor okay?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:27 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The Beaver at August 05, 2022 10:27 AM (+ksY7)
They had Woolworth stores in Germany before WWII??
Apparently, yes.
Trivia:
What did the "F.W" stand for in F. W. Woolworth?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:27 AM (ttwUz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Depends on where she needs to use it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)
She looks like Edward Scissorhands' ugly sister.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (ICPiT)
How about this one? I don’t like guns. I don’t own a gun. I doubt I ever will own a gun.
However, I will fight like hell for the RIGHT to own a gun.
I hate the idea that because I don’t like X then X should be banned. That is how the left works.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (3vQN0)
Happy frauleins marching in 1945?
https://youtu.be/Hwy8SzVmWGc?t=361
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ttwUz)
Those are Babushkas and other assorted Russians - note the Red Star on most of the hats. I imagine they're quite enjoying themselves just marching around the ruins of Berlin and letting all the residents see them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022
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James's first adventure in the love department, we're told, was in Paris when he was about 16, resulting "in the loss, nearly simultaneous, of his virginity and his notecase." (In John Pearson's clever Authorized Biography, he fills in the story: It was a beautiful older Parisian madam who took a fancy to the young Bond and bought him the 1933 Bentley. And the affair also resulted in the famous scar on his cheek.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq)
Guy Who Shot His Friend in the Face Warns That Trump Is a Threat
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)
Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch?
Posted by: m at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (RtN13)
The only Bond girl worth a relationship (in both his opinion and mine) was Diana Rigg.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (bW8dp)
Wanker
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:21 AM (Hn4z/)
My mom bought me a can of those when loading me up for college. I'd never had them before. I microwaved them.
They exploded and coated my microwave. Never did eat them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (/NCI4)
Further on in the video, it is striking how many of the POWs are smiling with a look of 'I can't believe I am still alive and a prisoner of the Americans instead of the Russians'.
Posted by: G'rump928
I did notice that!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (ttwUz)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022
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without looking it up, I believe the "F" was for Frank or Franklin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (txdEq)
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I agree. I can't stand her. She looks like a syphilitic hooker from the Neuf-Trois.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (lf83v)
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Similarly, tromp-loy.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:29 AM (yikp0)
Depends on where she needs to use it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)
EXACTLY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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The Romans do this to Italian.
Of course, Italian is only really spoken by the Florentines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
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As a Roman I beg to differ.
The lingo spoken in Toscana (not just Firenze) is strange. They tend to not pronounce the hard C sound (the K in English) and put in an H sound instead. Of course Italy is full of dialects. Almost every town has its own, a consequence of the country having been a bunch of city-states for centuries. Sicilians and Sardinians are almost unintelligible. Torinese is very Frenchie. Veneziano I don't understand at all.
The Tuscany Italian is strange in that they tend not to pronounce the H sound.
Posted by: Ciampino - I do love the Xhosa and Bushman click sounds at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (3vQN0)
That's how Dallas used to be. Girls would not even go to the convenience store for a quart of milk without getting all made up. Which was the opposite of Houston where a baseball hat and a big shirt was just fine for that quick task.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:27 AM (ttwUz)
Focke Wulf?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - I do love the Xhosa and Bushman click sounds at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (qfLjt)
The Cockneys of Italy then.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (V4q4k)
Tis the best way to find a natural hottie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Tyrus on Gutfield. Today we lock up the Spam and free the criminals.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (FVME7)
https://youtu.be/Hwy8SzVmWGc?t=361
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 05, 2022 10:20 AM (ttwUz)
Well fed.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Teutonic tracts of land.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (fs1hN)
Haakon VII (born Prince Carl of Denmark; 3 August 1872 - 21 September 1957) was the King of Norway from November 1905 until his death in September 1957.
Whoever recommended the movie "The King's Choice" yesterday - thank you! We watched it last night. Riveting.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (bW8dp)
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Wowzer! I take back what I said about perving on grandmothers.
I should have said great-grandmothers.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (odVni)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2022 10:32 AM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2022
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Oh, he admitted to some rather meaningless affairs. But the major girl in each adventure written by Fleming was important to him, not a one-night stand. He often spent several months involved with her. Okay, Pussy Galore was an outlier (in more ways than one!), and the same with Vivien Michel and a few others. But he almost married Tiffany Case and did marry Tracy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (txdEq)
Okay, glad I can ask an expert. Why does the g before n make a rolled sound, as in Bologna? Wouldn't something like a tilde make more sense? That's what the Spanish use, and the two languages are very similar.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (45fpk)
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Ditto!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (aaGzp)
My family used to take 'em to drive-in movies (which we went to a lot 'cause there were a bunch of us and kids under 12 got in free).
I miss drive-in movies, but not the vienna sausages.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (45fpk)
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hah, my wife and I are always on the lookout for moves to watch.
Thanks!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (Vr12I)
Yep.
But we're the nazis.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (JyYTb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (eR8Ul)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (45fpk)
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Ditto!
__________________________________________
It was me. Glad you enjoyed it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
That's a good point for the abortion question. Kind of runs opposite to the direction of 'rona since masking, distancing, and jabbing were all useless mandates that encroach on bodily autonomy, rights to assembly (unless you are in the correct demo), and ability to generally operate in the world.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (ftFVW)
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Similarly, tromp-loy.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022
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Thank you! For years I've been mentally pronouncing it "tromp lo-eel."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (oi8Dv)
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Worked his way up to Prince via steel construction, eh? There aren't many like him around any more.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (yikp0)
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Rock ribbed conservatives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
>And look what happened to her. Blofeld's henchwoman took her out like the morning trash in a drive-by.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2022 10:36 AM (WHt4f)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:31 AM (45fpk)
I choose, Hobson!
Posted by: The King at August 05, 2022 10:36 AM (7bRMQ)
Thanks!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:33 AM (5pTK/)
Beware. It's full of Skandis.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:36 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
aw man that's where all the flavor comes from
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:36 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 10:37 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (lf83v)
We did! Thanks again!
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:37 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (V4q4k)
Dallas: modeling and fashion center, SMU, classy Dallas Cowboys, snooty, Billy Bob's.
Houston: oil and gas center, UH, roughneck Houston Oilers, Gilley's, Astrodome, Ship Channel, NASA.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:37 AM (4I/2K)
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Similarly, tromp-loy.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022
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Thank you! For years I've been mentally pronouncing it "tromp lo-eel."
For years, I thought trompe-loeil meant ultrarealism, as in many Dutch still-lifes of fruit. Turns out it's more like those guys that draw on sidewalks, so you think you're about to step into a hole.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:37 AM (/NCI4)
From what I have read about the Kansas vote, the Messaging by the Dems was just that. It was framed as a freedom/liberty thing. As in do you want to give the govt more power to regulate health? Which yes is obviously a 180 from what they say about ‘Rona. But it was how they framed it.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (3vQN0)
Beware. It's full of Skandis.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:36 AM (45fpk)
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Skandis are good people, I lived in MN for twenty years. I even went a bit native, eh, Leinie's and all. Though, I drew the line at lutefisk.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bogart at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
So, you scrape the top off of potted meat?
Posted by: The King at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (7bRMQ)
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She-Hulk? She-it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2022 09:59 AM (NpAcC)
https://is.gd/PMX0EF
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (XIJ/X)
Rock ribbed conservatives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
For her pleasure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (JicSX)
Posted by: Count de Monet
They are definitely Russians.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:34 AM (/NCI4)
Ukraine tracts of land. Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (4I/2K)
*******
The Vice President was scheduled to give a speech in Paris last week but had to cancel. Seems she had a Frog in her throat...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2022 10:02 AM (kXYt5)
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She just wanted the middle leg but he put his foot in it.
Posted by: Ciampino - put your foot down and stand your ground at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (FVME7)
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She Hulk could be extremely funny, It won't be, but, the potential is there.
Which is a shame.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (5pTK/)
*snerk*
Sure, it's a modeling and fashion center and home of a world class university.
*snerk*
Posted by: NYC at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (/NCI4)
yeah she's a conservative
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:39 AM (geLO8)
The Pipeline article J.J. linked to the prior thread explained voting in Ireland including 'ranked choice' & 'proportional representation.' And now it makes sense to me why Hillary Clinton has been installed as Queen's University's 1st female chancellor. She's learning, they're learning, and we're sure as hell going to learn.
Posted by: Lola at August 05, 2022 10:40 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: kraken at August 05, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2022 10:40 AM (RznCe)
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She-Hulk? She-it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:38 AM (FVME7)
So, the Tank Abrams Story?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:40 AM (7bRMQ)
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Norwegian bachelor farmers at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (Hn4z/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (63Dwl)
I've never seen On HM Secret Service and hadn't realized Diana Rigg had been a Bond Girl.
I must rectify this situation.......
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (906pl)
F.W. Woolworth vs W.T. Grant
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (63Dwl)
Call J. G. Wentworth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Over-The-Horizon Dick Projection Capability at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:41 AM (geLO8)
Also I'm wondering about the perspective on the group at right. It doesn't appear that they are far enough away to be so small.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:37 AM (/NCI4)
The English word trump comes directly from trompe, as in cards, a player essentially says "fooled you! I got Trump!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (trdmm)
Shows two panel meme of black guy in puffy jacket holding his hand up and then pointing at you.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (oi8Dv)
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The better to . . . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022 10:43 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (oi8Dv)
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but, then her husband returned, and, well, that was that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:43 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)
What, we can't like racing too?
Posted by: Munchkins at August 05, 2022 10:43 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
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The fix is in. Not only does the delay lower the blood alcohol level (and may cause any test to be inadmissible) but also opens the door to a drinking after driving defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 05, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)
The EU-style first trimester limit is as good as you're going to get a broad consensus on right now. That's significantly better than 30 years ago, but there's more to do to keep moving that particular piece of the Overton window.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2022 10:44 AM (ZGrMX)
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When a French woman like Sophie Marceau or Melanie Laurent is whispering in French, it is anything but gay.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022
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French lends itself perfectly to sounding contemptuous. Dutch and German, as though someone is being strangled. Spanish, like knives clashing. And English to a foreign speaker probably sounds like wooden castanets clacking.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (txdEq)
Drag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
That's why you choose a girl with whose teeth stick out a bit. No drag.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (45fpk)
https://tinyurl.com/26wapc5v
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (geLO8)
She Hulk could be extremely funny, It won't be, but, the potential is there.
Which is a shame.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/She-Thing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (63Dwl)
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Not so fun fact: they planned to do a direct sequel to OHMSS, but the lady who played Irma Bunt died right around when the movie premiered. Then Lazenby backed out of his contract and the plan fell apart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:46 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Lola at August 05, 2022 10:46 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:10 AM (oi8Dv)
As a young woman? Bardot was magnificent, but aged badly. Deneuve was also a spectacular beauty who also aged a little bit better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2022 10:46 AM (XIJ/X)
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Not so fun fact: they planned to do a direct sequel to OHMSS, but the lady who played Irma Bunt died right around when the movie premiered. Then Lazenby backed out of his contract and the plan fell apart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:46 AM (aaGzp)
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And then Diamonds are Forever happened which did have some sort of direct follow up that made no sense and barely connected to the rest of the movie. Also, it sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (rtj7d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:45 AM (45fpk)
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One part of me finds the news sad, the other rejoices because he's with GOD in heaven.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022
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If you watch their early episodes together, the black and white ones, you can see that Mrs. Peel likes Steed and approves of him. As an adult, I always thought they'd been lovers at an early point, but after a time found they worked better as friends. With, perhaps, the occasional weekend away together in a small romantic inn someplace in France.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (txdEq)
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The fix is in. Not only does the delay lower the blood alcohol level (and may cause any test to be inadmissible) but also opens the door to a drinking after driving defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
oh for sure. Us peons have to take the BAC test on the side of the road, right there. BUt when you're Connected, you get a few hours to sober up first.
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Clifton James at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
It is kind of telling that today we look at a guy standing confidently and with self respect and dignity as 'snobby'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
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Counterpoint: it has Jill St. John wearing mostly Jill St. John.
Also Lana Wood.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (m7R0k)
Men don't stand on chairs to get a better look, we climb trees.
Posted by: Zaccheus at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (7bRMQ)
From Paris With Love
Travolta's best movie all around. Acting and story and production.
One of the most underrated movies out there.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (V4q4k)
The lingo spoken in Toscana (not just Firenze) is strange. They tend to not pronounce the hard C sound (the K in English) and put in an H sound instead. Of course Italy is full of dialects. Almost every town has its own, a consequence of the country having been a bunch of city-states for centuries. Sicilians and Sardinians are almost unintelligible. Torinese is very Frenchie. Veneziano I don't understand at all.
The Tuscany Italian is strange in that they tend not to pronounce the H sound.
Posted by: Ciampino - I do love the Xhosa and Bushman click sounds at August 05, 2022 10:30 AM (qfLjt)
Explains why my father had some problems over there. His family was from Minturno, which I guess must have a naples dialect. If he started off talking in Italian right out of the gate they were like eh Nablidon. If he started in english, clearly marking him as american, and then switched over to italian they were like "very curious, you sound like you're from naples."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Admiral "Rachel" Levine at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)
However, I like how Bardot’s always getting in trouble for daring to criticize the Religion of Peace.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (oi8Dv)
When a French woman like Sophie Marceau or Melanie Laurent is whispering in French, it is anything but gay.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 05, 2022
French rap, no matter WHO'S doing it, sounds as gay as that tranny fuck they sent to France.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
He'll claim he was mistakenly kidnapped by international spies who forced the stuff down his throat.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (906pl)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (5pTK/)
Yep.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (rtj7d)
Posted by: Admiral "Rachel" Levine at August 05, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)
AAAAAND......that song is ruined forever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022
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The direct sequel in the novel series was You Only Live Twice -- but they'd already done that one in the new over-the-top film-Bond style. Was this going to be an original story?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
Yes, it does.
Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2022 10:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (rtj7d)
It's gotta be the anal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
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Counterpoint: it has Jill St. John wearing mostly Jill St. John.
Also Lana Wood.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
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They are the four best parts of the movie. The rest...just ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (dNqv+)
You're right.
Posted by: Zaccheus at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
I would.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (4I/2K)
- Stuff Thomas Jefferson actually said
One of the phrases indicating a propensity towards domestic terrorism, according to the FBI.
They're not even bothering to hide it anymore.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:48 AM (5pTK/)
Pretty much where I'm at with my aunt. She's 96 and suffered a heart attack last week. She is not doing well and I'm torn between wishing she could stay forever and wanting her to be with her Lord. She was an island of sanity in an otherwise insane childhood and the world won't be the same without her. This one's hard.
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (rtj7d)
It's gotta be the anal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
The assassin part is nothing to write home about either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (dNqv+)
My friend sent me a youtube of about ten main Italian dialects being spoken. I was most familiar with what they named the "central Italian" speech, but could understand quite a few of the others. But Emilia-Romagna was way out there. And the one on the Swiss border was understandable only because of my knowledge of French.
Our home town dialect is a mish mosh of Italian, Provencal, some Germanic grunts and whatever evolved in the little mountain town that has no correspondence with anything.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Crispin Glover's father is in that movie- easy to see where the creepiness comes from
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (geLO8)
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback
Let's just add in a happy little lamppost here...
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (dG/j3)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
PUFFERS!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:50 AM (txdEq)
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Don't recall, offhand.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:54 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 05, 2022 10:49 AM (aaGzp)
I would.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (4I/2K)
Who wouldn't? She was gorgeous. Even if I get the decided crazy vibe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:54 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
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I'm sorry to hear that.
Prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:55 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:55 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (45fpk)
Thank you, grammie. It helps.
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Robert Wagner at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 10:52 AM (cTCuP)
That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
Godspeed to her and may The Lord comfort your family in this time of need.
Quality of life. If she can't have any, it's time to embrace the next step.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:54 AM (dNqv+)
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My default position with any attractive Hollywood actress is: Borderline certifiable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
The fix is in. Not only does the delay lower the blood alcohol level (and may cause any test to be inadmissible) but also opens the door to a drinking after driving defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
He'll claim he was mistakenly kidnapped by international spies who forced the stuff down his throat.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Agents from MAGA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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You wore one to a MoMe, did you not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 05, 2022
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I thought MPPPP dazzled the ladies in a 3-piece suit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (okiAz)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (dG/j3)
https://is.gd/HaX2SB
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 10:58 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2022 10:58 AM (llON8)
Our home town dialect is a mish mosh of Italian, Provencal, some Germanic grunts and whatever evolved in the little mountain town that has no correspondence with anything.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)
Years ago we did a house renovation for an italian family. I have noooo clue what italian this dude was speaking, but it sounded like frigging chinese. It was a shit ton of 1 and 2 syllable words. My father had no clue what he was saying. The dude tells my father it was some type of gutter dialect.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 05, 2022 10:58 AM (VwHCD)
I know what you mean about the final "l" sound in Auteuil, or trompe-l'oeil. It's not actually a full "l" sound, it's like the beginning of an "l" sound that aborts mission.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:58 AM (dCxaZ)
Sorry to hear this Creeper. Hope everything works out the best for her.
My own aunt is going into surgery next week. Cancer. They caught it early but she is still stressed out about it of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 10:59 AM (dNqv+)
I thought MPPPP dazzled the ladies in a 3-piece suit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 10:57 AM (txdEq)
Zoot
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: roc ingersol
time is cruel
no one is spared
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:59 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/
If you have ever seen the crazy to hot matrix graph. The crazy scale goes from 4 to 10 instead of 1 to 10. 😀
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 05, 2022 10:59 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2022
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Fleming wrote more than 6. You mean the novels that formed the "basis" for the first 6 movies?
Doctor No and From Russia With Love, and to a lesser extent Goldfinger, followed the novels pretty well. After that the producers began to go off the rails. FRWL is particularly close to IF's vision of Bond.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (906pl)
I know what you mean about the final "l" sound in Auteuil, or trompe-l'oeil. It's not actually a full "l" sound, it's like the beginning of an "l" sound that aborts mission.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 10:58 AM (dCxaZ)
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"The tongue is getting too comfortable at the roof of the mouth, capitaine! Pull back! Pull back!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck
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But , was he double masked?
Posted by: Tony Fauci at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (XQDUp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
You would not go far wrong I think by using this rule of thumb.
However, I have a talent. Any woman I am really attracted to? Bag of cats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Dorian Grey at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (m7R0k)
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And she won without them.
Fox News is following the Paul Ryan path to regaining control over the Republican base.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (dG/j3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2022 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Exactly. Confined to a hospital bed is not living.
Interesting side note...more than fifty years ago Aunt Pat enrolled in a women's health initiative tracking system. She stayed with it all those years. She must have been a gold mine of information.
Posted by: creeper at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (cTCuP)
gutter, or primitive
Maybe the guy came to the USA when he was really little and his knowledge of the language just stopped dead. The Italian language isn't really famous for its one and two syllable words.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2022 10:06 AM (oi8Dv)
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When soot starts falling on the guy's shoulders instead of dandruff.
Posted by: Ciampino - it's just dead skin at August 05, 2022 11:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2022 11:02 AM (XQDUp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022
***
Paraphrased: "You think I won't close the border? Just wait and see if I'm bluffing."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
I just woke up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 11:02 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2022 11:00 AM (m7R0k)
Well, she's not wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2022 11:02 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
You can't do that!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at August 05, 2022 11:03 AM (7bRMQ)
no one is spared
Posted by: DB at August 05, 2022 10:59 AM (geLO
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Oh yeah?
Posted by: Dorian Grey at August 05, 2022
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You'd be nothing without those special paints, Dorian.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
That's only part of the bigger issue. If this was me or you the local prosecutor would charge you with every violation they can dream up. And they wouldn't care if they could prove any of it know you're going to plead out to a DWI and only a DWI and move on.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 05, 2022 11:04 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:03 AM (txdEq)
I own Martin-F.Weber
Posted by: Dorian Grey at August 05, 2022 11:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022
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You can't do that!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at August 05, 2022
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What I'd love to hear Kari tell him: "Watch me, buster."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:05 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Berserker
When working on house projects, I slip into a dialect of mostly 1 or 2 syllable words, myself.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 05, 2022 11:05 AM (dG/j3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2022 11:05 AM (txdEq)
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I'm glad Lake won. I don't think I could have voted for Robson. She had Chamber of Commerce GOPe written all over her.*
*I did not vote for Lake in the primary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 05, 2022 11:07 AM (5pTK/)
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