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Food Thread: Beauty (and flavor) Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
It's easy to criticize the food industry for the well-publicized failures in food safety that crop up every month or so, but there are almost eight billion people on earth, and every one of them eats every day. That we don't have masses of people dying because of food-borne illness is a testament to the improvements in knowledge and technique and technology, all of which is driven by free-market economics. I'll bet that just like every human malady, there is more food-borne illness in socialist countries than in comparable free-market countries. Barry Callebaut to restart Salmonella-hit plant It sounds like they took the issue seriously, responded quickly, had plans in place to deal with the potential problem, and now the world can breathe a sigh of relief because the chocolate will once again flow!
And cooking is filled with this sort of nonsense. My favorite is that one must sear meat so that the juices are sealed inside. But there are more....
Most of this sort of link is just clickbait, and I usually get irritated about 10% of the way and close the tab. But this one was actually pretty good!
Baking Tips Every Home Cook Should Know
Some of them are for people who actually have talent at baking and decorating (see first section of this thread), but most of them are good, solid bits of advice.
I like zucchini. And while its huge water content makes it problematic sometimes, it can be quite delicious. Especially with bacon! Actually, I don't think I have ever cooked zucchini with bacon, but I think I will remedy that oversight this week. However, commenter Bitter Clinger seems to have hit upon another way to cook it, one that might just work! I know, I know. he is really going out on a limb, frying it. Nobody likes fried foods!
One of my favorite lines in the LOTR movies is when Lady Galadriel says "The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true." Such is my experience with growing zucchini in the garden. Take two days off of picking your vegetables and what was Monday's "not quite ready to pick" is Wednesday's "holy hell, that zucchini would make a horse blush" and all seems lost. I think anyone that has grown it is familiar with this and every kid that had zucchini in the garden or a neighbor that did was forced to endure that one deadly summer of squash in which your mom tried to get you to eat zucchini in every abominable fashion available to the limited thinking 1970s and 1980s cookbooks. Zucchini boats, zucchini casserole, baked zucchini, zucchini lasagna. I had it all in my youth, to the point where I developed Post Traumatic Squash Disorder which ruined me off of it for decades. But as a dog returns to its vomit, as an adult I can't help but think there is some redeeming culinary quality there and so the cycle of history repeats itself. Wonder what cool ways the Horde has of dispatching oversized mutant zucchini? I included a picture of some of the ones that got away from me this year and some fried zucchini straws I made with a simple buttermilk soak, a dredge in seasoned flour and a shallow fry in my wok. Even the kid ate them.
This looks like something Misanthropic Humanitarian would eat (the man is a cabbage maniac), but it also looks pretty damned good! How bad could it be? bacon, sour cream, cheese...and we're done. That's good enough for me. I also have a sneaking suspicion that I posted this before, but I am almost 29 and my memory isn't what it used to be. Twice-Cooked Cabbage with Sour Cream and Bacon One thing that irritates me about some cooking websites is the constant touting of branded ingredients so they can get a few cents from the Amazon purchase. This one is particularly irritating because they are linking to paprika. You know, the spice that has about 8,000 different producers. So what is special about this particular brand other than it is sold on Amazon? Nothing..that's what. But the dish looks good, so try it, but don't buy that brand of paprika!
[Hat Tip: Weasel]
Just send me oysters. Lots of oysters, and I will provide special dispensation for those without taste who insist upon maple syrup with their French Toast. And pork rib roasts from the front end of the pig where all the good and fatty meat lives, carrots that don't taste like stalky chalk, spare bottles of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Old Bourbon, an herb garden that actually produces herbs (but no basil!), well-marbled NY strip steaks and elk backstrap to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. And don't think that the rest of you are off the hook with maple syrup and French Toast: I'm still watching you! And I am watching you perverts who shake Manhattans and keeping a list for the Burning Times.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:00 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2022 04:01 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:02 PM (R5lpX)
There was literally nothing to eat.
The only way 'intellectuals' were able to eat was to hire themselves out to small-hold farmers. That area of The Balkans got away with it as it's so hilly, there aren't enough pastures, so it's mostly goats and human hands.
I was rich as fuck and couldn't get enough to eat, I wasn't staying put, and I had no food trail to keep up. I lost 20 kg.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2022 04:04 PM (U11/V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 04:05 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 04:05 PM (eGTCV)
So, I gave in today. I followed the recipe on the Trader Joe's semi-sweet chocolate chips (leaving out the nuts and subbing in butter crisco for butter) and adding some dark chocolate chips, too...and damn if I don't have the best double chocolate chip cookies right now. Youngest son keeps saying there's dairy in it...I'm not sure how long 4 dozen will last, but I did try 1 cookie, so my craving is satisfied (and damn, homemade cookies are just world's better)...
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:06 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:06 PM (2JoB8)
Money becomes worthless.
Even guns are irrelevant, how can you extort something that isn't there?
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2022 04:06 PM (U11/V)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 04:09 PM (eGTCV)
And now I don't eat many/any of them anyway
. I can say the best allergy-friendly items I've had out were a messy Cinnamon Bun and a huge misshapen apple fritter - both out of this world. Of course, I didn't eat either in one sitting, so I didn't get taste fatigue from one-note-ness...Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:09 PM (exHjb)
Way I was taught?
Cooking: add ingredients as the spirit moves you.
Baking: Use the best German micrometers to get the ingredients to the atomic spec of flour, butter, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:10 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (BFigT)
Money becomes worthless.
Even guns are irrelevant, how can you extort something that isn't there?
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2022 04:06 PM (U11/V)
You haven't read Lucifer's Hammer, have you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:12 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:12 PM (llON8)
the trick to frying Zuchunni is cut it in strips and then freeze it
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:12 PM (us2H3)
https://youtu.be/5odVRW9ldzU
FWIW I think she's cute.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 04:13 PM (eGTCV)
Pro tip 2. When you have excess zukes, basket them up, take your church roster, and put them on front porches. Ring the doorbell and run like hell.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 04:13 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:13 PM (exHjb)
Biggest difference between then and now? Lard. Find old recipe books that call for lard instead of Crisco. Crisco is relatively "new" to the baking scene as opposed to lard.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:14 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:12 PM (us2H3)
Edited to add..."And leave it in there for ever.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:14 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2022 04:14 PM (u73oe)
"Fever" was about Monkeypox. "Devil's Child?" That's right... Hunter Biden.
Nostrajudas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2022 04:14 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (R5lpX)
I mean, depends what else is already on it, but I'm always a huge garlic fan.
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:14 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (pwsX9)
The only Real paprika comes from Hungary.
This is known.
Posted by: Miklos, but you already know this at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (0ocXn)
No Anaheim peppers ripe yet, but can't wait to make chile relleno
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (2JoB8)
Flipped the still-warm cake into a larger pan without incident to accommodate the frosting, poured on the full ration of runny frosting with pecans, and the cake looks just as good - and tastes just as good - as ever!
So... as great as the cake is, CBD's conundrum on the connection between the appearance and the taste of baked goods that he posed up top is still not answered...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Eromero
What about hot chocolate? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (R5lpX
You could mention she's welcome to take over the cooking if she wishes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Breaded, deep fried & served with a side of Ranch dressing for dipping.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:16 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:17 PM (aeePL)
the trick to frying Zuchunni is cut it in strips and then freeze it
Posted by: REDACTED
Did Chef Paolo have any other secret tips?
Posted by: Miklos, just axin' at July 17, 2022 04:17 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 04:17 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:17 PM (aeePL)
Bluebell the hen and all her coop-mates are fond of zucchini.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:19 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2022 04:19 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (02fRf)
Pickles, zucchini stix, onion rings, mushrooms, okra, fried green tomatoes, squash...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:18 PM (llON
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I bet they make tasty eggs after noshing on zucchini!
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (aeePL)
==
The only Real paprika comes from Hungary.
This is known.
Posted by: Miklos, but you already know this at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (02fRf)
I used this one for one of Miley's recipes in *the* cookbook:
https://is.gd/Z2V4Yq
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (llON8)
I'm a decent cook. A lot of the "yum" though comes from the wide variety of flavorings available from all over the world and if (when) they become difficult to get I'm going to be in trouble. American food, when done well, is often fairly simple but made with the high quality ingredients that we've been blessed to consider normal and requires only a light hand to turn out tasty. I struggle with the restraint needed to bring out the best without overwhelming it in "x-fusion" nonsense.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Dr. Zucchini at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: rickb223
Yummmm, especially pickles. You can keep the okra, blech.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 17, 2022 04:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (02fRf)
You know what would be funny? An attack of 50-foot hens, at the next Davos conference.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 04:22 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:22 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04
I remember a time when everyone was baking zucchini chocolate cake.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: bluebell
I like Bluebell's simple trick of separating whites from yolks with a simple, small blade.
Posted by: Miklos acknowledges the Mistress at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Learn soul food. Turn crap into masterpiece with few ingredients. Because they didn't have fancy ingredients.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (U11/V)
Married husband lobster sauce.
Totally presidential.
Contemporary American values.
Posted by: Broken Apple at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
No
Even the 70s weren't THAT bad.
Posted by: Miklos is dubious at July 17, 2022 04:24 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:24 PM (R5lpX)
Some of both. The chef/cook's skill comes into play, as well as the nature of the recipe. Presentation is always desirable, whether you're doing savory or sweet dishes. Long story short, I see no definite answer here.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 04:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:24 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
It was. We ate zucchini for every meal for 3 months. And those were in the days when my mother (who is actually a great cook) simply followed recipes in Betty Crocker and other cook books. As much as I might tease vegetarians, they raised the bar on cooking vegetables.
The zucchini was often a mush consistency.
Any child that was forced to endure frozen Brussels sprouts that were placed in a pan of water and boiled until they were a grayish-green ball of mush and gag-inducing sulfur flavor, probably has similar memories to my zucchini plight.
But as it turns out, when treated properly Brussels sprouts can be good.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2022 04:25 PM (8tiWt)
Learn soul food. Turn crap into masterpiece with few ingredients. Because they didn't have fancy ingredients.
Posted by: rickb223
Around the world, most of what passes for "high class" started as po folks food.
Posted by: Culinary Miklos at July 17, 2022 04:26 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:10 PM (c8pZY)
Baking bread can be more freeform than most types of baking. I usually only measure the flour and yeast and the end result is a reasonable loaf.
The *really* finicky thing is candy making. I don't get anywhere near that as it would be a guaranteed disaster.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:26 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2022 04:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
So can zukes. Way better than BS.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:26 PM (c8pZY)
>Have you considered a pressure cooker? Some of the old simple ways truly are the best ways.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 04:27 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: almost all teenage boys at July 17, 2022 04:27 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:17 PM (aeePL)
Yes, zucchini bread is excellent.
Alas, when you have turned 29 too many times, having too many pans of zucchini bread about the house winds up making the waistline expand.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2022 04:28 PM (8tiWt)
It doesn't compare favorably with fresh Garlic, not even close. For a roast I'd take the time and crush a couple large cloves into paste - you know the chopped pieces covered in salt routine - mash into a paste on cutting board with a wide flat blade - and coat the outside of the roast with the real deal.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2022 04:29 PM (ac3Mw)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (R5lpX)
You mean you don't already?! A little ground mustard is a great addition as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:29 PM (nC+QA)
An arrangement like that will stop most anything a vest will.
Speaking from experience.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2022 04:29 PM (U11/V)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 04:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2022 04:31 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Miklos who makes beer at July 17, 2022 04:31 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:32 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:32 PM (exHjb)
Married husband lobster sauce.
Totally presidential.
Contemporary American values.
Posted by: Broken Apple at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (xFlTK)
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Kamala's favorite dish is actually a nut chutney.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 04:32 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:32 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:33 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Miklos , promoter of Hungarian Linguistics at July 17, 2022 04:33 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2022 04:31 PM (45fpk)
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I'm 100% with you, grammie.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:33 PM (aeePL)
For candy making, one MUST have a candy thermometer and watch it as though it were a nuclear reactor.
My dad's mom was a terrific cook but a sometimes less than terrific mom-in-law (or grandma, but that's a story for another day). Grandma admitted near the end of her life that she always altered the recipes she gave my mom because she wanted hers "to be the best." My poor mom developed a kind of complex about not being able to cook.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 04:34 PM (REJkJ)
Posted by: grammie winger
Wedding cake is sex repellent.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:34 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (0ocXn)
Kamala definitely licks this.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (exHjb)
Nowadays, I focus on flavor more than appearance. Oh, and only handling food with clean hands...
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
They do have them canned. Granted, nowhere near as good as fresh or frozen, but still....
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
ToFurkey
I bet it's ToFurkey
Posted by: Miklos eats with gusto, damn, you bet at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:37 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:37 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (EZebt)
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That is about the most California meal I could think of, except the turkey is a bit suspect. I didn't think you guys were allowed to eat meat.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:37 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (c8pZY)
Isn't a lot of it fried though? I'm not a huge fan of breaded and fried food in general so never learned how. Especially with a family history of diabetes in my M-I-L's family I didn't want the kids to get used to too heavy of starchy carbs.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:37 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:35 PM (EZebt)
I'll be over for the cauliflower, but I don't know if I'm sold on quinoa as a meatloaf add in - it seems like too much texture for me!
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:36 PM (R5lpX
Negative.
Dragged along with the Brits...who had picked it up from the Hindus.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (x8Wzq)
I cannot make marzipan gorgeous, but I can make you nom it down.
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (cHUaN)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM
Indian Jamaican. Just like the VP.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:39 PM (c8pZY)
PS. Fruitcake can be wonderful.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 04:39 PM (REJkJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:23 PM (c8pZY)
Isn't a lot of it fried though? I'm not a huge fan of breaded and fried food in general so never learned how. Especially with a family history of diabetes in my M-I-L's family I didn't want the kids to get used to too heavy of starchy carbs.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:37 PM (nC+QA)
I'd suggest "new" soul food. A lot of Southerners are taking the fry and the butter out, but keeping the homey feel and the large veg focus that Southern food has.
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:39 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:22 PM (AZ/c4)
Ummm, we may have a problem. The cherrywood cured bacon was in the discount section at Brookshires. It was Smithfield (which I don't do because Paula Dean), however it was discounted. I ate the last of it Saturday. Be on the lookout for it at HEB, though. We may get lucky,
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:38 PM (cHUaN)
We used to get Marzipan Torte from the Swedish bakery down in Chicago's Andersonville community. So much yum.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Veep Kamala at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (BI0hn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:22 PM (AZ/c4)
Ummm, we may have a problem. The cherrywood cured bacon was in the discount section at Brookshires. It was Smithfield (which I don't do because Paula Dean), however it was discounted. I ate the last of it Saturday. Be on the lookout for it at HEB, though. We may get lucky,
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (0OP+5)
LOL
I have a different source.... although maybe I ought to buy way earlier than I usually do, this year...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Not all of it. A lot of cheaper veggies like mustard greens, collard greens, bacon for flavor, bbq & roadting cheaper cuts of meats.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:41 PM (c8pZY)
PS. Fruitcake can be wonderful.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 04:39 PM (REJkJ)
Fruited cakes can be wonderful. Even without the nuts issue I have, fruitcakes with the psychedelic colored fruits are not.
I actually bought those fruits separately to see if I could ever make them taste good - there is no saving what they do to that fruit, except add even more of the normal fruit and try to hide it!
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:41 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:39 PM (c8pZY)
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No wonder she likes it.
This joke just keeps writing itself.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 04:41 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:42 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 04:27 PM (0ocXn)
I have one and love it. But the roast cooked in it is seasoned with zatar, or soy sauce, or fenugreek. Even my "plain" seasoning includes mustard powder and cayenne.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:42 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Oh man...I am jealous!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:42 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Veep Kamala at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (02fRf)
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You're going to have to change that to Pres soon.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 04:42 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Skip
It is traditional for the customer to do the killing.
Posted by: Fresh is fresh at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (AZ/c4)
Just about the only protein I get is turkey or chicken breast. Or tuna.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Eromero
Wal Mart has the Wright brand.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2022 04:31 PM (45fpk)
Marzipan is total crap. Fake confectionery designed to fool the kids.
Wedding cake is often boring. It is sometimes wonderful though!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:44 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Miklos so imagines at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (aeePL)
Because I had so much of it a year ago that I got sick of basil gimlets and basil-peanut butter sandwiches and basil everything!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Eromero
Smithfield is also Chinese owned.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (ZSK0i)
wutz a hatch chili ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (ex2Cx)
We get 18 eggs in exchange.
The squashes are good for the chickens and supply moisture when it's really dry like it's been this month.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 04:46 PM (BFigT)
>Good question. I would stab him and chop him up before I ate him, to make sure he did suffer.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 04:46 PM (0ocXn)
Baking is not hard. Tricky baking is hard. Different things are tricky for different people, and yes, the oven and your own hand temperature can make a big difference.
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:46 PM (cHUaN)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (BI0hn)
Does a flavored simple syrup count as one ingredient?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:47 PM (XIJ/X)
>Good question. I would stab him and chop him up before I ate him, to make sure he did suffer.
Posted by: Dr.Bone
How about we arm wrestle?
Posted by: the octopus at July 17, 2022 04:47 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (U3uv2)
So was watching Dredd on USA or SYFY
Commercials:
Spam
Modelo
Eharmony
Cause you know nothing make the gals throw their panties on the floor faster than Spam and Modelo!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ex2Cx)
Just about the only protein I get is turkey or chicken breast. Or tuna.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2022 04:43 PM (EZebt)
See, everything about that 2nd sentence is like "yeah, this isn't good, but I feel nostalgic about it, so I keep eating it"
...
And I'm gonna put my "foodie" foot down - meatloaf should never have "hardly meat" feel to it. I eat a ton of veg and fish dishes, but when something needs meat and to be meat forward, that's what it's gotta be
. It doesn't have to be beef, b/c I make a few different turkey meatloaves, but it has to say "this is meat - enjoy!" Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (exHjb)
And our wedding cake was wonderful. Really delicious. If you care which about cake, as I do, it's possible to have a delicious wedding cake.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (qeQZL)
The octopus might also be French and also a pervert.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (8CHJq)
*Scribbles note*
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (BI0hn)
Does a flavored simple syrup count as one ingredient?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:47 PM (XIJ/X)
No shit
I was drinking a Hopidillo while ago. Barkeep has about an OZ of Crown. He poured it in my half full beer. I was pretty good!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (us2H3)
Wedding cake?
Fruitcake?
Nope. Gross. What is wrong with you people?
How about a jive fresh raspberry pie with vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (qeQZL)
You know what's super safe? Bugs, that's what!
Posted by: Great Resetters at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (llON8)
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (aeePL)
Because I had so much of it a year ago that I got sick of basil gimlets and basil-peanut butter sandwiches and basil everything!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (XIJ/X)
So, you grow other herbs, too! And then you mix them together and have amazing sauces, and vary the amounts of the herbs in each, so they are never the same and there's no boredom!
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (exHjb)
I generally peel it off the cake like a bland fruit roll-up and push it off to the side.
IMO, definitely an example of form over function.
Those super-laminated croissants in the picture, on the other hand, definitely create an amazing texture that adds to the flavor as well as the beauty of the finished product.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (8tiWt)
____________
Gives them the shits?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: rhennigantx
So
You have visited the Philippines
Posted by: Miklos, nodding in acknowledgement at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:40 PM (BI0hn)
you obviously don't have a hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (qeQZL)
Wait till they shut down the Soylent Green plant!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (ex2Cx)
My point here is that everything was very lightly and subtly seasoned and prepared so the main ingredient shone through. And I wondered if someone who smoked could taste all the goodness here.
So you morons who smoke,have you ever gone to a restaurant that's supposed to be great. But, you taste nothing special at all? In fact what's the big deal about this place?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:51 PM (BI0hn)
Posted by: Miklos, nodding in acknowledgement at July 17, 2022 04:50 PM (02fRf)
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:51 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 17, 2022 04:51 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*prepares classic rant, while not mentioning the War*
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at July 17, 2022 04:51 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:52 PM (ex2Cx)
Fondant is that stuff they roll out and drape over wedding cakes and make decorations out of. Blech. It does not have nuts in it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:52 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Great Resetters at July 17, 2022 04:49 PM (llON
The parasite outbreaks are going to be interesting. A lot more difficult to de-worm grasshoppers than cows.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 17, 2022 04:51 PM (KFhLj)
In Hawaii you can trade Spam for about anytang!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (ex2Cx)
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I can bake but it's usually not pretty. My parents could both bake & my mother would harp that food - especially baked goods - needs to be put out in an appealing manner - on nice plates, doilies (does anyone still use?) beneath cakes, attractive cupcake papers and napkins, etc. along with powdered sugar, berries or cherries, whipped cream, etc. as may be appropriate.
I haven't answered the question either but fooling the eye will at least invite someone to taste something I've baked.
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (BI0hn)
Fondant is that stuff they roll out and drape over wedding cakes and make decorations out of. Blech. It does not have nuts in it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 04:52 PM (aeePL)
Food Network has made it trendy to use Marzipan for decorative use on cakes, so it could be both...since normally, they encourage you to buy store made Marzipan to make your pretty mini teddy bear or crab for the top of the cake...
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 04:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2022 04:53 PM (nC+QA)
Then at least they will be able to prescribe me ivermectin finally.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 04:54 PM (B4fKI)
You said it. Look at oxtail. We used to eat it a couple of times a month until those “celebrity chefs “ started to use it. Now the price is through the roof. Thanks for nothing.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM (NVtgT)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Miklos was almost an extra in Caddyshack at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: RetSgtRN at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM (NVtgT)
*hold up thumb and first finger*
not much diff in oxtail and oxass
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:56 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Delta Air Lines at July 17, 2022 04:56 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:56 PM (cHUaN)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (cHUaN)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:56 PM (cHUaN)
This is what I'm saying.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 04:11 PM (R5lpX)
If it makes her happy then yes you should. Then never hesitate to remark about all the time you spend making her happy
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (8CHJq)
____________
Gives them the shits?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Tequila makes them want to. Modelo and Spam because they have to.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Ben Had
* so cute and classy when she does the Royal Wave with the other hand*
Posted by: Mere Minion Miklos at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Delta Air Lines at July 17, 2022 04:56 PM (02fRf)
Sir you flight is routed through ATL. We will get your there tomorrow.
Posted by: Delta Air Lines Desk Gal at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (cHUaN)
Zucchini is flavorless drek and a waste of time no matter how you cook it.
Oh look, martini time! One olive only please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 17, 2022 04:58 PM (Qq//A)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 04:57 PM (c8pZY)
Makes her clothes fall off!!
Posted by: Delta Air Lines Desk Gal at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (ex2Cx)
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Polenta and pasta just to name two more.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: RetSgtRN
Skirt steak. When we moved to Texas in '79, grocery stores couldn't give it away. Then Tex-Mex and fajitas became a "thing" and the price went fron $2.75 to $12.50.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 05:00 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 05:00 PM (AZ/c4)
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Polenta and pasta just to name two more.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 04:59 PM (Msys3)
Bfast Tacos
Posted by: Dr Mrs First Lady Teacher Jill at July 17, 2022 05:00 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Record Bristol Bay sockeye salmon run this year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:01 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (qeQZL)
Posted by: Eromero
Just think.
That sow was probably a Tik-Tok influencer a month ago.
Posted by: Miklos, under the influence at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:01 PM (U2p+3)
green shit in the ocean like algae feeds krill that feed small fish that feeds bigger fish!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (B4fKI)
Start with a 1 gallon zip loc bag. Add a cup of rum, a 1.75 oz fresh lime juice, 1.5 oz simple syrup, a cup of water, and a pinch of salt. Squeeze out the air, and put it in the freezer the day before you need them. It's simple and easy. Better still, the ice has a completely different texture than stuff made with a blender. It has a platelet structure, and melts very nicely in your mouth.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2022 05:03 PM (/NCI4)
See the daiquiri
>Like grenadine. I'm thirsting for a tequila sunrise but the liquor store is closed on Sundays. I need to find some pomegranate juice.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 05:03 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:04 PM (Y+l9t)
The specter of starvation is now being reported from Africa, and the latest analysis from the U.N. World Food Program suggests that 670 million people, 8% of the world’s population, will face hunger by the end of the decade.
This is planned!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:05 PM (ex2Cx)
Must have been a cold day at Caughman Meats?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:05 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:05 PM (B4fKI)
Pesto gnocchi with fresh basil pesto and a nice salad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (dULJh)
Start with a 1 gallon zip loc bag. Add a cup of rum,
Posted by: Archimedes
But I have more than a cup of rum
Posted by: Simple Miklos at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:01 PM (U2p+3)
green shit in the ocean like algae feeds krill that feed small fish that feeds bigger fish!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (ex2Cx)
What are you, some kind of Marine Biologist?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2022 05:03 PM (/NCI4)
I was told there would be no molecular chemistry on this military blog!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (ex2Cx)
I already know what my answer to that is. So do you.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Insurrection at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (xFlTK)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (U3uv2)
I banged one in college! Does not that count?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:07 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 05:07 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:02 PM (B4fKI)
I like Haggis!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:07 PM (XIJ/X)
Also twice cut back the basil and got enough to make two ice trays full of pesto.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:08 PM (Y+l9t)
This is my favorite way to make grenadine. You have to obtain hibiscus flower but it's worth it. I won't even compare it to store-bought drek because they aren't even remotely the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umuSHGW8p7c
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2022 05:08 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Eromero
Heh
Caughman's-The Meatin' Place
Posted by: Miklos thinks you mean the one on Meat Plant Road at July 17, 2022 05:08 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:07 PM (XIJ/X)
Was he the motorcycle guy in that kid witch movies?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:08 PM (ex2Cx)
- Dr. Seuss
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:08 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:06 PM (U3uv2)
I banged one in college! Does not that count?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:07 PM (ex2Cx)
Close enough for government appointment.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:09 PM (U3uv2)
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 05:09 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 17, 2022 04:48 PM (qeQZL)
Well, this is Europe, and they are slightly more sane about food safety than the FDA.
But I understand your point...it is a powerful regulatory tool, easily misused. What I find interesting about the chocolate factory is that it seems to have been driven by the company, not by the regulators.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:10 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 17, 2022 05:10 PM (8CHJq)
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 05:09 PM (7EjX1)
Find a Mexican meat market!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:10 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: RetSgtRN at July 17, 2022 04:55 PM
Now do chicken wings. They used to be the cheapest part of the chicken, now they are the most expensive part of the chicken.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 17, 2022 05:11 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I was collecting swimmers. A lot of swimmers.
Posted by: Sophomore Marine Biologist at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Dr.Bone
Wal Mart and Sam's both sell Pom brand pomegranate juice.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (c8pZY)
Dudes, you just killed 75k sitting on your ass!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 05:13 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Sophomore Marine Biologist at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (02fRf)
Judges would have also accepted tadpoles!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:13 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:12 PM (B4fKI)
Up in NH you can get cripples (missing a claw) for 2 or 3 bucks!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2Cx)
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB
Caughman's
Just ask
www.caughmans.com/
Posted by: helpful Miklos (with some backup for Truth and Accuracy) at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:10 PM (ex2Cx)
Avoid the Tripe !!
I'm assuming CBD likes tripe also. 😃
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (B4fKI)
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 05:09 PM (7EjX1)
Find a Mexican meat market!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Seconded.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 17, 2022 05:11 PM (bVYXr)
I'm okay with that - if we could get the drumsticks also considered "the best", that would be great, so I could always find thighs and breast cheapest. I hate wings - pretty much you only eat them for the sauce and the fry, and you can put that on anything...
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (exHjb)
1 oz rum 1 oz dry vermouth 1 tsp grenadine 1 tsp curacao twist orange peel maraschino cherry for a garnish. Fill tall glass with cracked ice, pour in rum and vermouth. Add grenadine and curacao, stir and drain into chilled glass. Twist orange peel over the glass for the oil on the surface then drop in orange peel with cherry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (R/m4+)
Wood cooking kills millions a year in Africa with lung disease and cancer!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2C
Rich people are disgusted by dirty cripples.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (B4fKI)
Nope. My mom made it a lot, and my family loved it. I thought it tasted like soggy rubber bands.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2Cx)
We prefer the term "Differently clawed."
Posted by: The New Hampshire Lobster Association at July 17, 2022 05:17 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 05:15 PM (exHjb)
I don't hate wings, but thighs and legs are a good substitute, if that's all you can get.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:17 PM (U3uv2)
Wood cooking kills millions a year in Africa with lung disease and cancer!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (ex2Cx)
Start cutting and seasoning the wood now, krauts.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*sends CBD an Express Shipment of chitlins*
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:17 PM (U3uv2)
I used to be a breast man but thighs are much better. No double entendre meant.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (NIYa7)
We used to pull them off the likings and use as fish bait.
Now they go for 25 bucks a pound.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:19 PM (U2p+3)
Very close to a Singapore Sling except gin for rum and the curaçao.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:19 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:20 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (NIYa7)
Damn. Chinese lab grown meatballs. Bats and pangolins.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:20 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: dartist at July 17, 2022 05:20 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (AZ/c4)
We don't deep fry but I saute and fry quite a bit. For dietary reasons, a lot of oils I typically use aren't as good for us as lard.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:14 PM (ex2Cx)
We prefer the term "Differently clawed."
Posted by: The New Hampshire Lobster Association
In New Orleans, they give you the crab claws for free (lagniappe) when you buy the rest of the gumbo makins
Posted by: Miklos, en faveur des lagniappes at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (R5lpX)
___________________
I have had frozen meatballs that tasted like they were lab grown. Grey, spongey things with little taste.
Better than bugs I guess.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (0IeYL)
We used to pull them off the likings and use as fish bait.
Now they go for 25 bucks a pound.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:19 PM (U2p+3)
Same here and we used to think the Japanese people collecting sea urchins for the roe were weird.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ben Had
Exactly!
The elbow length silk glove and cigarette holder just MAKES IT
Posted by: Miklos, virtually impressed at July 17, 2022 05:22 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Miklos, en faveur des lagniappes at July 17, 2022 05:21 PM (02fRf)
You New Orleanians insist on putting that smot in your gumbo. You have to get west of Baton Rouge before you get proper tasting gumbo.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:23 PM (B4fKI)
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (02fRf)
How about sweetbreads? Do you like 'em?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:23 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Culinary Miklos
Lobster started out as "you'll eat (aquatic) bugs, and you'll like it!"
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 05:24 PM (P1f+c)
Wood cooking kills millions a year in Africa with lung disease and cancer!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:16 PM (ex2Cx)
Eustace Conway of "Mountain Men" fame built a wood burning toyota truck he drove on the highway.
Maybe the Krauts should give him a call.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2022 05:24 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:19 PM (U2p+3)
Not here. $2.99 for a two-pound bag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 17, 2022 05:18 PM (02fRf)
My brain saw chit and with the L
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:24 PM (ex2Cx)
To this day I don't care much for bakery products. Not because I have had so much that I am still sick of it but because most are what I'd have tossed out as a failure.
It should look good. How hard is it to make a circle round? If they cannot make something as obvious as appearance well then imagine what the ingredients and flavor is going to be.*
On the other extreme - it can look too good. Like the deluxe cupcakes beautifully frosted with a 2 inch high mound of frosting - just get the store bought frosting in a can and eat it with a spoon.
The pic up top looks beautifully burnt and it will surely taste burnt. Some char on food can add flavor but all baked goods are just flour, sugar, and fat. None picks up a good flavor when burnt.
*Mishapen pizza with random giant gas bubbles may get rave reviews because "they have a real wood fired oven" but if they cannot make a round pizza 'round' then I will pass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2022 05:24 PM (YN5LJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx
There I was - Liberty just began and the bus to Tijuana was on time.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 05:25 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2022 05:25 PM (25m8M)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2022 05:25 PM (25m8M)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 05:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2022 05:26 PM (25m8M)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:26 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Lola
Soylent balls are people!!!!
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 05:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at
Prolly those New Zealand green zebra things.
Those are shit. Gotta get Penn Cove Mussels.
Now we're talking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 05:23 PM (XIJ/X)
I love the liver they bring out at this place in Phoenix with homemade breads and crackers.
damn cannot remember name
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:28 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 05:29 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:26 PM (Y+l9t)
Spoiled Had boat on Atlantic for about 10 years. Kill spiney lobs and eat that day!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:29 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2022 05:30 PM (YynYJ)
Boston Lobster? I ate 19 lobsters, a pound of boiled shrimp, and 2 dozen oysters. Pitcher of beer. Maybe two.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:30 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Um...You're welcome to have mine!
Posted by: Miklos, who has learned how to politely decline at July 17, 2022 05:31 PM (02fRf)
Now we're talking.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Oh yea.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 17, 2022 05:31 PM (8CHJq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:31 PM (Y+l9t)
After the heavily edited documents were returned to me, I’d reinsert what they had objected to, but place it in those different locations. I’d also reorder and restructure the bullet points so the most salient—the points the administration objected to most—no longer fell at the start of the bullet points. I shared these strategies with the three members of the data team also writing these reports. Our Saturday and Sunday report-writing routine soon became: write, submit, revise, hide, resubmit.
Take ur medicationicines!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:31 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 17, 2022 05:32 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:33 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:34 PM (B4fKI)
Still got another couple hours but the house smells great.
This calls for a 12oz Guinness stout, 1/2 cup of malt vinegar, 2 tbsp of pickling spice some diced onion and I quartered 3 big potatoes plus some baby carrots.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2022 05:34 PM (KATBx)
https://tinyurl.com/app/myurls
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:34 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:31 PM (Y+l9t)
Pancreas
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 05:35 PM (B4fKI)
Dick Distancing!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:35 PM (ex2Cx)
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Down where I come from, that would be called 'bucket of bait'.
I'm sure that it is delectable, but...tastes differ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2022 05:35 PM (MrUzB)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 05:35 PM (2JoB8)
https://tinyurl.com/app/myurls
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:34 PM (ex2Cx)
Bad link.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 05:35 PM (U3uv2)
https://droughtmonitor. unl.edu
Texas had its driest January-to-June period on record going back to 1895.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 05:36 PM (llON8)
After numerous attempts, my wife would leave the room, if not the house, when I decided to try, I finally made a batch that was acceptable. The fillings were easy to make and quite tasty. Just getting the top and bottom right was the bother. I may try again some day.
Proper Macarons > https://tinyurl.com/2p8jjmse
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 05:36 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
What I find interesting is that they kept Abbott Labs shut down after NOTHING was found. And kept it shut down until they were just this side of catastrophe. Bodies should have swung over that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 05:37 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:37 PM (Y+l9t)
lasciateli mangiare la torta
Posted by: Globalist at July 17, 2022 05:37 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Mother-Wife Macron at July 17, 2022 05:38 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Sharon
Well, they weren't lobsters, they were marine crayfish.
Posted by: Miklos would normally say crawfish at July 17, 2022 05:39 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2022 04:45 PM (us2H3)
Sorry for the delay responding. The wife refuses to go through a car wash alone.
Anyways, when you talk about green chilies in New Mexico, you're talking about Hatch chilies. Break out the pinto beans and cheese.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 05:40 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 05:37 PM (c8pZY)
It was on purpose! The goal was to scare young mothers into thinking that Big Govt could help them. I asked my bar buds to help with several hard to find Earths Best and Similac. We had about 100 cans for the gals that had little babies that worked their. I (with my daughter help) found about 4 or 5 months for my new grand niece and grand nephew!
Posted by: Globalist at July 17, 2022 05:41 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: JT at July 17, 2022 05:41 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at July 17, 2022 05:42 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: DB at July 17, 2022 05:42 PM (geLO8)
What I find interesting is that they kept Abbott Labs shut down after NOTHING was found.
--------
A reasonable analogy for red flag laws, 'We thought (using our own reasoning) something was wrong, and acted on that basis".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2022 05:42 PM (tAjbr)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 05:42 PM (AZ/c4)
And pharmaceutical plants packaged only within clean rooms thoroughly inspected before each run. As equipment could be quickly broken down and reconfigured depending on the product in production, equipment cleanliness was of upmost importance.
Congress approves the budgets for & concurs with penalties from Fed agencies then and now.
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 05:43 PM (NIYa7)
"She's been putting on a show for some time now," says sitting Arizona Gov. @DougDucey on the Trump-endorsed candidate to replace him @KariLake. "And we will see if the voters of Arizona buy it.
Dougie go learn to run a fucking election and then come back to the discussion!
PS FUck You Dougie!
Dougie Loser AZ!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:43 PM (ex2Cx)
Running around to find them was.... humorous.
The rest of the weekend was awesome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 05:43 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: DB
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My lunch today was a ham sandwich, using packaged ham.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (tAjbr)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (Y+l9t)
They are not as tasty as Maine lobsters and no claws.
Posted by: Sharon
Well, they weren't lobsters, they were marine crayfish.
Posted by: Miklos would normally say crawfish
The Great Crawdad Hunt
www.imdb.com/title/tt0522627
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (63Dwl)
Damn damn damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 05:45 PM (pwsX9)
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Down where I come from, that would be called 'bucket of bait'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
You might be right. There's a bobber in there, too.
I'm not sure what the orange slice is for, though? Can you use those to catch Orange Roughy?
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 05:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete
Hola marinero!
My name ees Alejandra, but the boys, they call me Donkey Chomper.
You wanna see a show?
Posted by: Miklos continues the story at July 17, 2022 05:45 PM (02fRf)
my food is boring compared to yalls
Posted by: DB
Yalls can be boring if you don't sous vide it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2022 05:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 05:43 PM (NIYa7)
Any Pres Cand that promised to shut down an XXX agency would win about 60% of the vote!
Agency scrabble:
*shakes bag*
A fuck yes
D hell yeah
*come on E or F*
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:46 PM (ex2Cx)
Running around to find them was.... humorous.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
But you could say you caught them yourself!
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 05:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 05:45 PM (pwsX9)
My last house was about 35 minutes from there!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:47 PM (ex2Cx)
Damn damn damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I lived that twice last year - I totally feel you!
Buy paper and plastic everything (including coffee cups), so the only thing you need to handwash is what you cook with - that makes the whole thing doable, but still miserable...
Posted by: Nova local at July 17, 2022 05:47 PM (exHjb)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0522627
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
NOW I have something productive to do this weekend.
Posted by: Miklos , shoes off, settin' a spell at July 17, 2022 05:48 PM (02fRf)
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I assumed that to be Portuguese spice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2022 05:48 PM (MrUzB)
My name ees Alejandra, but the boys, they call me Donkey Chomper.
You wanna see a show?
Posted by: Miklos continues the story at July 17, 2022 05:45 PM (02fRf)
Heh. My wife was with a friend in Mazatlan and some guy making his move came up to them and asked their names. My wife said her name was Puddin Tane. The guy said "Oh that's a beautiful name."
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:48 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Squid
Whatever I pick up off the beach and shuck myself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:49 PM (U2p+3)
Damn damn damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2022 05:44
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Did you check eBay? I've gotten a lot of hard to find appliance parts there (often used but working)
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (36WDu)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0522627
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
NOW I have something productive to do this weekend.
Posted by: Miklos , shoes off, settin' a spell at July 17, 2022 05:48 PM (02fRf)
So I read were the Crawdads Sing writer was a anti poacher down in Africa. I guess she helped kill a poacher and she or her partner had their foot on the poachers neck.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (KNJGg)
https://droughtmonitor. unl.edu
Texas had its driest January-to-June period on record going back to 1895.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 05:36 PM (llON
Plaquemine parish is in drought. All the parish consists of is dirt pilled up on either side of the Mississippi that gets hit by hurricanes occasionally. When I first started working down here you had to have a permit just to drive through to go offshore.
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
We will indict that sandwich!
Posted by: the J6 Committee at July 17, 2022 05:51 PM (02fRf)
I used to dock my old boat about 300 yards from this spot. It's the co-op shop of the lobster and other commercial fisherman out of Newport, RI. We used to take the dingy over on Friday afternoons and eat lobster and other goodies in the cockpit.
Those were good happy hours.
https://newportlobstershack.com
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)
They both cook so I think I did good.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 05:51 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (KNJGg)
Whelp. That definitely proves there is no math on this blog.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:52 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (KNJGg)
maths! $1 MILLION
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:52 PM (AiZBA)
344 338 Limbaugh's house is on the market for $175 million. Anyone wanna go half? If 175 of us chip in $1, we could make the southern HQ.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM (KNJGg)
maths! $1 MILLION
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ex2Cx)
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:52 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 05:53 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 17, 2022 05:54 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 05:54 PM (BFigT)
Whelp. That definitely proves there is no math on this blog.
Posted by: Napoleon
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Yeah, and I was ready to chip in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2022 05:54 PM (WxuR2)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
I believe that I can guess, with reasonable accuracy, what part of the world your wife is from.
Posted by: Miklos, just settin' on the front porch with feet in a tub of cool water from the crick at July 17, 2022 05:55 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:56 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
I believe that I can guess, with reasonable accuracy, what part of the world your wife is from.
Posted by: Miklos, just settin' on the front porch with feet in a tub of cool water from the crick at July 17, 2022 05:55 PM (02fRf)
San Diego.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:56 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:57 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 05:56 PM (AiZBA)
was he in a grape smuggler?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 05:58 PM (ex2Cx)
Turkish lira and Yugoslav dinars, which is just as good as White People H8r oppressive AmeriKKKa dollars
Posted by: Miklos, who just can't even at July 17, 2022 05:59 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 05:42 PM (AZ/c4)
Just answered, my stupid phone is not consistent about making noises!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 05:59 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 05:50 PM
How are you when it comes to calculating correct dosages?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 06:00 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 06:01 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 17, 2022 06:01 PM (3cGpq)
But there are many departments and agencies so choosing wisely would be a must. (A-Z Index of U.S. Government Departments and Agencies, usa dot gov)
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 06:01 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: The Motel Magic Fingers Corp at July 17, 2022 06:01 PM (02fRf)
Damn damn damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
I love how, in addition to the "just in time" BS, every fcking thing has to have a computer (or several!) in it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 06:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 05:27 PM (U2p+3)
Nope. Local mussels.
They are excellent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 06:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 06:02 PM (llON
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 17, 2022 06:03 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)
I have asked, but she is curiously reticent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:03 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 06:04 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Popeye at July 17, 2022 06:04 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. in hoc signo vinces at July 17, 2022 06:05 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: rhennigantx
We saw the movie last night. Liked it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:05 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 06:05 PM (KNJGg)
Posted by: Tiara Mack at July 17, 2022 06:06 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2022 06:06 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: nurse
What sport?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2022 06:05 PM (KNJGg)
Marinating.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 06:06 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 17, 2022 06:07 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
Friends who worked at Shakey's Pizza explained about "Huffing" the dough.
That might explain a lot.
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at July 17, 2022 06:07 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 06:02 PM (U2p+3)
Isn't that the Fourth Seal?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 17, 2022 06:08 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:08 PM (R5lpX)
The key to good frosting is cooking it like candy, with butter or cream. Or like divinity. Most people don't do this. Tricky, and it doesn't stand up to air on the cake for long. Even a good fondant or fudge frosting is nice this way.
Posted by: KT at July 17, 2022 06:08 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 17, 2022 06:09 PM (B4fKI)
All of this is good, but especially 7:00+
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2022 06:06 PM (Rbu5d)
Didn't mind the feet so much as the goozles.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: nurse
What sport?
Environmental paddle boarding. On sustainable cardboard.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Wife's 2021 F-150 has 23 computers in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (c8pZY)
Ballet has been ditched as a requirement for school-entry auditions because of its “contentious nature”, with teaching staff explaining that the traditional mode of dance comes with the baggage of “white European ideas”.
Does upside down twerking count now?
Ho lee shit
I know nothing but every dance move comes from knowing ballet!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (ex2Cx)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
14-Fauci wants to start immunization for monkeypox
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
An original Mickey Mantle EBT card would probably be worth some serious money.
Posted by: Miklos does collect, and call collect at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (FBf3u)
Forgot about that. It was a low-key cinder block paradise about 40 years ago. Oysters in burlap bags, vehicles and bonfires on the beach. Nothing much around even then.
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Right? I love listening to the games On The radio at the beach. What a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2022 06:12 PM (U2p+3)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
14-Fauci wants to start immunization for monkeypox
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (2JoB
This is where all his AIDS 'experience' kicks in.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:13 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Except break dancing, yo!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:13 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Skip
If you're 29, you probably have a smallpox vax, which means OK and WTF
Posted by: Miklos says "Minkeypox" in best Clouseau voice at July 17, 2022 06:13 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Too wrinkly. His brain is smoother than that.
And I don't care which of the things in the pot you're talking about, including the water. Answer's the same.
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 06:14 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM (FBf3u)
Ummmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2022 06:15 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: A Wet Dream at July 17, 2022 06:15 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:16 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 17, 2022 06:16 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:16 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: rickb223
May we use that?
Posted by: Fortune Cookies by Miklos at July 17, 2022 06:18 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: rhennigantx
.....has therefore sacrificed any claim to the words "school" and "dance." It is probably still northern, and, unfortunately, contemporary.
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2022 06:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
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I think an entire tribe was wiped out by eating Biden brains. I learned about this way back in high school.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 17, 2022 06:18 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:19 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Eromero
But salt pork is cured. That's the salt part.
Posted by: Miklos and Alex Jones are right at July 17, 2022 06:19 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:22 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Eromero
But salt pork is cured. That's the salt part.
Posted by: Miklos and Alex Jones are right at July 17, 2022 06:19 PM (02fRf)
Technically speaking you are right, Miklos. But it is RAW, needs fried. I suppose in a pinch I'd eat it raw. And you can just keep out of this Mr. Jones. You can't even find a bigfoot.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:22 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM
That's even more that a Toyota Tundra, where the joke amongst owners is "Why does a Tundra have four wheels?" "To keep the computers off of the ground."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:27 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2022 06:11 PM
Mrs. E has now broken the second a/c vent in our F150. Have to use an ink pen to turn on/off and change direction . They replaced the last one free, I wonder what they'll tell her about this one?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:27 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM
From the cheerleader? Understandable. You need to keep 'in trim'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Eromero
Fried fatback, fried until it's brown and crunchy, was my favorite sometime treat when I was a kid.
Posted by: Miklos is righter than Alex Jones at July 17, 2022 06:28 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM (AZ/c4)
Yum.
I usually make it with a mayonnaise/garlic coating and either grill it or pan sear it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:28 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:26 PM (AZ/c4) **
If the swordfish meat was a pinkish or rosy color, it was a deep water fish, feeding mostly on squid.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:29 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Eromero
Just go ahead and buy that food dehydrator she's been wanting.
Posted by: Miklos suggests solution at July 17, 2022 06:29 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:27 PM
"Tell Mr. E to wear a full-size '11."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rickb223
Chastity is challenging, but it does alleviate many difficulties.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (REJkJ)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:29 PM (R5lpX)
I have been told that is the best sort of swordfish...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (Zmtmi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
WHAT BRAND OF MAYONNAISE?
Posted by: Miklos, and then the mayonnaise murders started at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (Y+l9t)
Where is all the smallpox vaccines coming from for that master scheme? Or will millions stay in their assigned spots?
More BS from that loon.
Posted by: Lola at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (NIYa7)
By the way, thanks for the prayers for folks who prayed for us earlier. No leftists attacked us our signs, thank God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2022 06:32 PM (ZtxHW)
Posted by: JT at July 17, 2022 06:32 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip
Two Scoops for Skip, really the best, classy ice cream
Posted by: Miklos J. Trump at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Eromero
Fried fatback, fried until it's brown and crunchy, was my favorite sometime treat when I was a kid.
Posted by: Miklos is righter than Alex Jones at July 17, 2022 06:28 PM (02fRf)
You know when I was raised in S.C. seasoning meant salt pork/fatback, or actual salt and pepper shakers. Only other seasoning I knew of was hot sauce usually Tabasco or pepper sauce. Stayed on the table all the time. We ate healthy.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM (R5lpX)
Turkish lira and Yugoslav dinars, which is just as good as White People H8r oppressive AmeriKKKa dollars
Posted by: Miklos, who just can't even at July 17, 2022 05:59 PM (02fRf)
Pffffft
Posted by: Zimbabwean Dollar at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Miklos, and then the mayonnaise murders started at July 17, 2022 06:30 PM (02fRf)
Alas...my side-by-side tasting of Dukes vs. Hellmans will disappoint you southerners.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 06:34 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2022 06:34 PM (0IeYL)
You're wrong.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 06:34 PM (REJkJ)
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 06:34 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:33 PM
More than our disappointments in NYC BBQ and salsa?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
What sort of people talk to a dildo?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hunter at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 06:34 PM (REJkJ)
You aren't the first to think so!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:36 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:36 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Believe it or not, there is some solid BBQ in NYC. And screwing up salsa is just embarrassing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:37 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Eromero
A small bottle of vinegar with peppers in it.
Posted by: Miklos, abiding by the Saluda at July 17, 2022 06:38 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 06:35 PM (llON
Perfect summer dinner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:38 PM (XIJ/X)
I blame Biden
Posted by: Paul at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM (nLxsF)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:36 PM (R5lpX)
Heh...
Seriously, I was surprised at how sweet Dukes is.
I am embarrassed for all of my southern friends...I thought you all had more sophisticated palates.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:36 PM (XIJ/X)
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Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:41 PM (AZ/c4)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:36 PM (R5lpX)
Call me a heretic, but I thought Dukes tasted a bit too salty.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 17, 2022 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
I am embarrassed for all of my southern friends...I thought you all had more sophisticated palates.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM (XIJ/X)
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Not sure what you had. I have Dukes mayo in my fridge right now and it has no sugar in it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 06:41 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Shotguns are being loaded....in the friendliest way possible, of course
Posted by: Miklos offers Blue Plate from New Orleans a possible compormise at July 17, 2022 06:42 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2022 06:42 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 06:42 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Miklos is righter than Alex Jones at July 17, 2022 06:28 PM (02fRf)
Cracklings?
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:40 PM **
Ackshully, I'm not a fan of mayonnaise as far as Sandwich dressing goes. I will use mayo in tunafish and egg salad. Oh, and the wife insists I use mayo in tater salad.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Ben Had
Take this one off the Prayer List
Posted by: Miklos remains reasonably free of Envy at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM (02fRf)
They boil peanuts.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh, how I wish he could tease me again.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 17, 2022 06:44 PM (REJkJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nice! Around here, the endorsed establishment Repub candidate's folks are ripping out his Repub challenger's signs.
Enemies from within.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 06:44 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 06:44 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 17, 2022 06:44 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:44 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM
Which, fresh from a roadside stand, are pretty darn close to heaven.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Miklos still has about a bicycle innertube's worth to work off at July 17, 2022 06:45 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 17, 2022 06:45 PM (Qq//A)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Goober Peas! They are fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Miklos and the Entire South at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 17, 2022 06:42 PM (Y+l9t)
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Giant has it and I think Safeway and HT do too. And sometimes I can find it at Aldi, although not lately.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (XIJ/X)
===
Take this one off the Prayer List
Posted by: Miklos remains reasonably free of Envy at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM
Ben Had has a cornucopia of other virtues.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (R5lpX)
I know. When I was working in the area I was told repeatedly that I was missing out but I just never got it.
It's a peanut. Leave it alone.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2022 06:48 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (R5lpX)
* * * *
Congratulations!
*high five*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 17, 2022 06:48 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2022 06:49 PM (FBf3u)
This is known.
Posted by: Miklos, but you already know this at July 17, 2022 04:15 PM (02fRf)
I have no Hungarian paprika. My kitchen is not complete.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 06:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Which are totes keto
Posted by: Miklos still has about a bicycle innertube's worth to work off at July 17, 2022 06:45 PM (02fRf)
I have some within inches of my right hand as we speak.
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 06:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:50 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 06:50 PM (2JoB8)
This is known.
Posted by: Miklos
My wife is allergic to paprika, onion and can't eat any peppers.
I has the sadz.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 06:50 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Miklos knows Booby Lee's boys lived offa them them things at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: olddog in mo
I read that in Stewie's voice
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2022 06:46 PM
Why were you putting so much emphasis on the "h"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (RkC6l)
Woooooooo Whoooooooo to Obama and Brandon .....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (R5lpX)
hoist the black flag, and begin slicing ZUCHINI”
Posted by: Rancherbob at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (gtu9W)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2022 06:52 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:52 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2022 06:53 PM (x1k7+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
September, I bring
Posted by: Miklos has a coupla lbs of the sweet variety at July 17, 2022 06:53 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (R5lpX)
Fuckin 'A!
Keep plugging away...you can do it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:53 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:54 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:54 PM (R5lpX)
Do you have any gum ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2022 06:54 PM (bs+z0)
They boil peanuts.
=====
I'm southern through and through. But as far as I'm concerned, boiled peanuts are just plain nasty.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 17, 2022 06:54 PM (dr4Q1)
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 06:54 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah
Straight razor or the electric clipper?
20 bucks either way (per cheek)
Posted by: That the Barber of that Guy What Always Says Yeah at July 17, 2022 06:55 PM (02fRf)
Duke's mayo is available at all the grocery stores in northern Virginia. I assume the stores in Maryland would carry it as well.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2022 06:55 PM (7EjX1)
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That's how I quit, make them your enemy. Good luck!
Posted by: dartist at July 17, 2022 06:55 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 06:43 PM
Which, fresh from a roadside stand, are pretty darn close to heaven.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2022 06:45 PM
goober peas?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 17, 2022 06:55 PM (bVYXr)
I seem to recall someone asking about making clear ice cubes. The ice we make in our camper freezer compartment is clearer than the ice from our regular freezer. I think this is because the camper freezes more slowly than the household freezer. So perhaps putting ice cube trays in a small insulated container before placing in the freezer might slow things down enough to produce clearer ice.
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2022 06:53 PM (x1k7+)
Coleman. A hack, machine politician.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)
That was some kind of fancy cooking there in Azerbaijan. I'm hungry for more. Can't figure out what that guy put in the tea. Do you know?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM (0OP+5)
But to each his own...
Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM (S7une)
Off to tend the grill and agitate for a martini!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)
hoist the black flag, and begin slicing ZUCHINI”
Posted by: Rancherbob at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (gtu9W)
There are devices that will make it resemble pasta. The horror.
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2022 06:57 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: JTB
By Law, only sold below the Mason-Dukeson Line
Posted by: Miklos would cite the statute if there were one at July 17, 2022 06:57 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM
Tended grill earlier. Must mix martini now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2022 06:58 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 06:58 PM (AZ/c4)
https://is.gd/Z2V4Yq
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2022 04:20 PM (llON
I had to look it up, because I don't remember which recipes I submitted. Miklos probably shuddered when he read that recipe.
And I noticed that my salsa recipe indicates 2 cans of "El Paso" salsa fresca - it's supposed to be "El Pato."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 06:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2022 07:00 PM (x1k7+)
Posted by: Skip advising you of your Nood threads at July 17, 2022 07:01 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miklos has decided not to have Chinese today at July 17, 2022 07:01 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 17, 2022 06:47 PM (R5lpX)
Yeah buddy! Way to go. Please don't take up Copenhagen like I did. That shit causes cancer too.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 07:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2022 07:01 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2022 07:02 PM (AZ/c4)
https://is.gd/Z2V4Yq
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Expensive
Posted by: Miklos has other options at July 17, 2022 07:02 PM (02fRf)
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I run hot water over the bottom of the trays and the cubes are crystal clear, they don't break up when you bust them out.
Posted by: dartist at July 17, 2022 07:03 PM (+ya+t)
See? I like a lot of southern cooking but boiled peanuts do nothing for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Which also means "nipple"
Posted by: Miklos , promoter of Hungarian Linguistics at July 17, 2022 04:33 PM (02fRf)
If you have Brussels sprout-sized nipples, you hide them well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 07:03 PM (Mzdiz)
For the Burning Times
Posted by: Miklos knows Booby Lee's boys lived offa them them things at July 17, 2022 06:51 PM (02fRf)
Lotta peanuts planted in Lexington County. I miss that.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 07:03 PM (0OP+5)
That was some kind of fancy cooking there in Azerbaijan. I'm hungry for more. Can't figure out what that guy put in the tea. Do you know?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2022 06:56 PM
I saw him pick various flowers in one video for tea. Camomile, roses, mint, and some other stuff. Right off the plant into a little flat wicker plate and then right into a glass container, added boiling water and let it steep. In another video he did some kind of tea that turned a seafoam bluegreen color, like a Mountain Dew baja blast.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 17, 2022 07:04 PM (Zmtmi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
*blushes*
Posted by: Miklos has that going for him at July 17, 2022 07:05 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Eromero
I was at the State Farmers market Friday.
The next few weeks will be glorious.
Posted by: Miklos needs more canning jars at July 17, 2022 07:06 PM (02fRf)
Damn damn damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Ask Publius. He fixed ours when running water spilled into it.
Don't ask why that happened. Miley was an idiot.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 07:07 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos has a coupla lbs of the sweet variety at July 17, 2022 06:53 PM (02fRf)
OOOOOOOOH!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 07:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos has decided not to have Chinese today at July 17, 2022 07:01 PM (02fRf)
"Duck" in Spanish. That's why there's a duck on the can.
But it isn't duck sauce.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 17, 2022 07:13 PM (Mzdiz)
I have to admit, I was a complete food slacker this evening. The wife is out of town, so I just settled for a cheeseburger and some fried cheese curds, washed down with a soda. Now, where are my meds?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2022 07:14 PM (O3FVP)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 07:16 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Don't know, but your glasses are on top of your head.
No, those are my glasses.
Thanks!
Posted by: Absent Miklos-minded at July 17, 2022 07:19 PM (02fRf)
Posted by: Squid at July 17, 2022 07:21 PM (pwsX9)
Posted by: Rowsdower: Still Saying Ashli Babbitt's Name and Wondering Whether Ray Epps Is a Fed at July 17, 2022 08:58 PM (2pZ0T)
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