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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jean-Francois Millet Fine! You didn't like his other haystacks...how about this?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (Rcp6g)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (YvxOe)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 09:31 AM (Rcp6g)
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So, a Zimbabwean maxi-pad?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (YvxOe)
Is it a competition?
Hey, hey, baby. Look at MY stacks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (906pl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: dantesed at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (88xKn)
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Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (XjJ8u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (Rcp6g)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Rory ?
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
No, keep thinking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2022 09:35 AM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (Rcp6g)
**Looks at storm rolling in from back right**
They'd better think fast.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 09:35 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 09:35 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: American at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (vUGxd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (Rcp6g)
They bless the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:34 AM (MF3ku)
Forbidding, aloof, terrifying.
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (mPrYp)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (c8pZY)
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I wonder how they stack it like that too. And WHY?
Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 09:36 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
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guys can make anything a competition. So, might not be wrong.
The phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this" exists for a reason.
Hi nurse!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (/xLeD)
Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (mPrYp)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 18, 2022 09:37 AM (45fpk)
Off whipping illegals. At the border.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Fat Albert at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Haystacks Calhoun at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (cupoy)
Posted by: Kris at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (c0849)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 09:39 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
One pair and one singleton.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: dantesed at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (89T5c)
They didn't get them in. The outside of the haystack was a thicker mat layer that served to keep the rain and weather off and then the stacks were broken open and fed to the animals in the fields in the winter.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)
And what kind of boobs do you normally see?
Ones going straight up with a pointy bit at the top? That would be more than a little odd.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (PrR4G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 09:39 AM (/U27+)
E-I E-I O
Posted by: Archer at July 18, 2022 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: red speck at July 18, 2022 09:41 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 09:41 AM (PrR4G)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 18, 2022 09:41 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Allie at July 18, 2022 09:41 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2022 09:41 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Babe at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (/xLeD)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 09:43 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: red speck at July 18, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 09:43 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 18, 2022 09:43 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:44 AM (7bRMQ)
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack hay like this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2022 09:44 AM (4I/2K)
https://youtube.com/shorts/rg82cZjZwcI?feature=share
Posted by: Puddleglum at July
Wow! What a beautiful kitty cat. Thank
You!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:44 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Rory ?
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
No, keep thinking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Roary ?
Maury ?
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:44 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 09:45 AM (Vr12I)
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack hay like this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2022 09:44 AM
Now I feel a need to rewatch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 09:45 AM (4p7Em)
Admittedly, I haven’t seen as many bare breasts in my life as I would’ve liked…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:45 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: anachronda at July 18, 2022 09:45 AM (ou87n)
What's going on in your end of the woods?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:46 AM (uaMaZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:42 AM (U2p+3)
Supposed to be 110 today and 111 tomorrow.
We have no hay since there's been no rain in over a month, so this painting is just bragging at this point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at July 18, 2022 09:47 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: anachronda
Pull down yer pants and sit down.
You'll find it.
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:47 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ)
Like I said before. Millet is to art what millet is to grains. Sufficient, and no more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM (MF3ku)
I mentioned this late in the ONT last night, and it bears repeating:
According to my notes, today ZOD finds out whether his cancer treatments were a success.
Offer up a burnt sacrifice; light a candle; kill a chicken; or pray to your (or ZOD's) deity for a positive outcome.
You will do this now!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (T4tVD)
According to my notes, today ZOD finds out whether his cancer treatments were a success.
Offer up a burnt sacrifice; light a candle; kill a chicken; or pray to your (or ZOD's) deity for a positive outcome.
You will do this now!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM (BgMrQ)
Go ZOD go!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2022
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An important topic, and one never addressed by any of the movie versions.
Imagine being the team who is tasked with cleaning that up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
What's going on in your end of the woods?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:46 AM (uaMaZ)
Weather - HOT!!! Over a hundred all week. Politics - RED, as red as they get. Culturally - a bastion of Bible Thumping Fundamentalist 2A Zealots!!!
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mr Carmichael at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Didn't run afoul of the 100 comment rule!
The gods smile upon ZOD...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (BgMrQ)
Millet does amazing things using light to capture a mood. In this painting, the diminished sunlight helps create the sense of change and uncertainty.
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (7EjX1)
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Go fuck yourself in the bitchhole, Federalist. No more clicks.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (z3r2G)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (U9Iwt)
Like I said before. Millet is to art what millet is to grains. Sufficient, and no more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM (Zhwz2)
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Agreed. The painter is certainly talented, but this doesn't move me one way or the other. I'm neither overwhelmed nor underwhelmed. Just whelmed.
Perhaps it needs to be seen in person.
Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022
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Didn't the Kikuyu of Kenya brew millet beer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 09:51 AM (/U27+)
" nope, no needles, lassie "
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)
It's the commenter here who's looking for his coffee.
Posted by: dantesed at July 18, 2022 09:51 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 09:51 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Right? That's just stupid.
Posted by: Rip Torn at July 18, 2022 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:52 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2022 09:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022
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His full first name was "Hoagland." Not sure that's any better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 09:52 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Daddy and Mommy Carmichael at July 18, 2022 09:52 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
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He was ok with the name. He really didn't see himself as a hero.
Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 09:51 AM (/U27+)
Hiya sugar. In town for a while?
Posted by: Flo at Mel's Diner at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: kraken
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As long as the A/C holds out, staying cool won't be an issue.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Uh....
Posted by: Daddy and Mommy Carmichael
I guess they were hungry.....
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (KR/Q/)
Posted by: Mr. James R. Grinder at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:54 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
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Not seeing the problem....
Posted by: Dagwood Bumstead at July 18, 2022 09:54 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: The sheep at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Too Rolling Stoned at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (BySB9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Soccer players ?
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022
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They were the tribe from which the Mau Mau terrorists arose in the early '50s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Flo at Mel's Diner at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
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Yeah, your hairstyle resembled cotton candy piled on your head more than a bouffant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (89T5c)
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Masks being ripped off. Last I heard, they were contending that, like Jack Webb, they were straight down the middle, just the facts, ma'am, kind of guys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (FVME7)
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I try not to think of them at all.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:53 AM (MF3ku)
Not me, I call it mother.
Posted by: Dave Crabtree at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Dagwood Bumstead at July 18, 2022 09:54 AM (5pTK/)
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Who names their kid, Dagwood?
Obligitory.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (MF3ku)
Worst masks in the history of masks. Were they made of Saran wrap?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 09:57 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Flo at Mel's Diner
The Diner in Twin Peaks was awesome. Counter, booths, milkshakes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:57 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Fancy names! I couldn't do that because I'm a po' boy!
Posted by: Shoulda Been Wolfus Posting This at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 09:32 AM (c8pZY)
It's a secret. Say, are those crop circles off in the distance?
Posted by: Zombie Architect of Khufu's Pyramid at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM
No idea but it was very common in Eastern Europe. Period video and pictures from WWII fighting in the area show those things all over the place.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM (5pTK/)
Sugar, you can kiss my grits!
Posted by: Flo at Mel's Diner at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
I think that is supposed to be 'Transgendered ho's glans'
But I lead a pretty sheltered life, so I could be wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Miklos is unsure which one at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (5wm4C)
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Folks who think that Sub-Sandwich would be a dumber first name?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022
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I didn't know this, but Wiki says Carmichael was a supporter of Goldwater in the '64 presidential election. (They admit it by saying no more than that bare fact, of course.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (T4tVD)
Obligitory.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 09:56 AM (DcKNO)
Wasn't the backstory on that that Dagwood came from a very wealthy family but got disowned because he married Blondie?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 09:59 AM (906pl)
You will do this now!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:48 AM
Done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:00 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (NpAcC)
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About that....I do believe my wife would give up spare clothing, extra water, etc., in order to make sure she could make herself presentable in the morning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:00 AM (5pTK/)
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This is such a perverse and evil govt.
God is having a field day with this nation.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:00 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM
My understanding is that the right song selections enhance your desired behavioral responses.
That, and a brass pole and racemic ethanol-enhanced beverages.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2022 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:50 AM (T4tVD)
Fancy names! I couldn't do that because I'm a po' boy!
Posted by: Shoulda Been Wolfus Posting This at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (4p7Em)
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Looks like she's about to put that to the test this fall/winter.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 09:58 AM (T4tVD)
Missed it, JT - wazzup? with Zod?
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (njExo)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (qpX6U)
Looks like she's about to put that to the test this fall/winter.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (wUiVU)
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Heh.
Hey, SMH. How is your husband doing?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Shoulda Been Wolfus Posting This
He's such a po boy from a po family...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (c8pZY)
This works up to a point. And then hay starts falling off the wagon. And you aren't really in control of what falls off. It's about prioritization and lack thereof.
Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (6TxNR)
Instead of sitting down to examine each case individually these cases are being lumped into a 'one size fits all' cure of chemicals and irreversible surgery.
This is evil
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2022 10:03 AM (bs+z0)
I've always had a problem with authority. It's even in my permanent record.
Posted by: Jack the Ripper at July 18, 2022 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:03 AM (wUiVU)
If none of them look like they've missed a meal, then they ain't walked 1500 miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (c8pZY)
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One thing I always found interesting was the whiplash speed with which Russian chicks ditched the stodgy Soviet clothes and hairstyles, etc. It was like one year. Night and day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (Zhwz2)
Correct. She was the village bicycle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: kraken
He's being held as a sex slave for Tank Abrams.....
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (eGTCV)
Werewolves of London?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (tEMfC)
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AOC Complains That It's Too Expensive Being a Congresswoman
https://washex.am/3Oczfo5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (qpX6U)
This is evil
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (tEMfC)
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Having a transgender kid is the now the BMW of the "keeping up with the Jones" set. Those people do not care what kind of damage they inflict on their kids, as long as they're noticed by their peers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (5pTK/)
Correct. She was the village bicycle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
His name was originally Morningwood.
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (T4tVD)
175 He's fine, blake, currently at work in the city.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:03 AM (wUiVU)
Did not know he was feeling poorly. Sorry to hear.
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 09:55 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: A black widow and her nest at July 18, 2022 10:05 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM (qpX6U)
Perhaps she should quit and take her experience and job skills to the private sector- Why are you people laughing?
Posted by: NR Pax at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
++++
Those farmers best stay in their lanes. Do not cross me.
Posted by: Sexy Librarian at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: kraken
He's being held as a sex slave for Tank Abrams.....
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (T4tVD)
Oy!!! Prayers, definitely!
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (c8pZY)
Ah, so true.
Posted by: Master Po at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: kraken
___
It was a week and a half ago, he's fine.
We both got over the cold/flu/whatever.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (wUiVU)
Please. She's useless.
Posted by: Food service and housekeeping industries at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 18, 2022 10:07 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM
This is becoming a thing. Lena and The Trig took Insomniac.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2022 10:08 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:08 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:08 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (T4tVD)
Oh, I see. The new pravda is that monkeypox is caused by the COVID vaccine.
Yeah, just make sure to put the dull side of the aluminum foil on the inside of your hat. If you put the shiny side on the inside, it concentrates the rays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2022 08:51 AM (bW8dp)
No, there is a blistering disease which is like, but isn't, monkeypox which is caused by the Pfizer "vax" specifically as noted in Pfizer's list of side-effects.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (1Z8zZ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Haystacks Calhoun at July 18, 2022 09:38 AM (cupoy)
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I'm old enough to get this 600-pound reference.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (qvJE2)
Posted by: JT
If that EVER happens to me, you have my permission to call in an air strike on my position.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:08 AM (yikp0)
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Would you trust a doctor named "Butchet"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (Rcp6g)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:10 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:02 AM (tEMfC)
The American Academy of Pediatrics 100% supports this.
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 10:10 AM (dCxaZ)
AOC Complains That It's Too Expensive Being a Congresswoman
https://washex.am/3Oczfo5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
Oh fer Pete's sakes... it's the worst of her many bad qualities. The constant, disingenuous poor-mouthing. She's still just Sandy from the block, ya know?
Like when she claimed to not know what a dispose-all was. Sure. She grew up affluent and worked in bars for a living, but never saw one of those before. OK.
Meanwhile, people without her intellectual disabilities know the score - she's gonna hoover up graft for the next seventy years and leave her sinecure when her tits are hanging all the way down the enormous, swaying heap of cash she's sitting on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022 10:10 AM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:10 AM (wUiVU)
oh, sorry to hear that.
Do you know what set him off?
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2022 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)
I remember when it happened. Only time I've seen anyone banned in almost real time.
Can't recall what it was, but he flamed out quickly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2022 10:10 AM
* singing "More, more, more, how d'you like it?" *
Posted by: Nanzi at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SMH
oh, sorry to hear that.
Do you know what set him off?
Posted by: kallisto
A flame 🔥 about 3 ft high?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:13 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: JT
If that EVER happens to me, you have my permission to call in an air strike on my position.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM
Broken arrow, I say again, Broken arrow......
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 10:13 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:13 AM (wUiVU)
_________
When she first showed up in Congress she managed to piss off the rank and file Olde Guard Democrats, especially Pelosi, by refusing to play the grifting game on their terms.
Apparently she's now paying the price.
Suck it, biotch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2022 10:13 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:14 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:14 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:14 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:06 AM
What's wrong with Ham on Rye? Lovely English village.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:14 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: JT
If that EVER happens to me, you have my permission to call in an air strike on my position.
Posted by: rickb223
Broken arrow, I say again, Broken arrow......
Posted by: Mister Scott
Expend all ordnance. My position. Danger close. I repeat, expend all ordnance, my position, danger close.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:15 AM (c8pZY)
It does not sound good - and I am devastated this morning about it. She is just a uniquely great girl, friendly, compassionate, and wonderful at her job. I've known her for 18 years.
If you could send up a few for help and healing for Lauren in what sounds like a pretty dire situation, it would be sincerely appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:15 AM (z3r2G)
Posted by: rickb223
___
I got you.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (wUiVU)
That's when you go all Capt. Nim and blow up your own position.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:15 AM (c8pZY)
*Hits button*
...
*Nothing happens*
*starts slamming buttons repeatedly*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (T4tVD)
She said that the wookie will remain with her, HO HO HO HO.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (44ww/)
https://nitter.net/realMrPatriot/status/
1548945976483663872#m
19 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: rickb223
___
I got you.
Posted by: SMH
Bless you.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (c8pZY)
https://washex.am/3Oczfo5
--------
Cue the "The Rent's too damn high" guy.
Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (G0vdT)
Applies last of ointment.
Looks around.
Dang. Not exactly the kind of stacked we hope for here.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 10:16 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 18, 2022 10:13 AM (bVYXr)
A fun movie. Howie Long shoulda got an Oscar.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (906pl)
Posted by: JT
===
If that EVER happens to me, you have my permission to call in an air strike on my position.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM
But first, the hi-def drone video, for those who say "Pics, or it didn't happen."
Also for the permanent sidebar link to rickb223's sex tape.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (906pl)
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My favorite line: "Please do not shoot at the thermonuclear weapon."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:18 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 18, 2022 10:18 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JT
If that EVER happens to me, you have my permission to call in an air strike on my position.
Posted by: rickb223
Broken arrow, I say again, Broken arrow......
Posted by: Mister Scott
Expend all ordnance. My position. Danger close. I repeat, expend all ordnance, my position, danger close.
Posted by: rickb223
LOL !!!
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:18 AM (T4tVD)
https://washex.am/3Oczfo5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
AOC is so dumb she hasn't thought of capitalizing on her fame by going to publishers with a book proposal, to get a yuuuge advance? Perhaps she tried and all the publishers knew there is no ghost-writer who can cover-up the level of AOC's idiocy and her shallowness and not go insane.
Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2022 10:18 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:19 AM (qpX6U)
When did we hit Mario World?
Posted by: Anna Puma
🎼 Duh duh da duh duh, good night, sweetheart,
It's time to go 🎼
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:19 AM (c8pZY)
When did we hit Mario World?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (tEMfC)
I does seem like a lot of the really incompetent mayors have silly names or look like cartoon characters.
I think it's part of the left shoving it in our face.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2022 10:19 AM (UuD2k)
Does she mean housing in DC is too expensive? Food? WTF?
Perhaps she could carpool with another congress critter? Brown bag lunch? There are others in congress who manage to get by. Perhaps she should seek them out for tips on making ends meet.
Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 10:19 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (DcKNO)
https://washex.am/3Oczfo5
Had a boss years ago who explained capitalism to me - If you're truly worth more than you're being paid here, someone else will pay you more.
Alternatively, she could get a job managing all of Bernie's properties. There are so many of them that he's managed to buy on a government salary that I'm sure the job pays well.
Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (FJYfm)
I remember when it happened. Only time I've seen anyone banned in almost real time.
Can't recall what it was, but he flamed out quickly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM
cumulative effect for years of thread-jacking and trollish behavior
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (ENBF0)
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It's not authentic like twerking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (Rcp6g)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2022 10:21 AM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:21 AM (MkYsY)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 18, 2022 10:21 AM (3cGpq)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:23 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:23 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:12 AM
cumulative effect for years of thread-jacking and trollish behavior
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2022 10:20 AM (ENBF0)
I shall seek out C5 and do penance for my unfunny joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM (7bRMQ)
___
That narrows it down.
Posted by: SMH
Tall, uber skinny guy, dark hair with the bass voice.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM (5pTK/)
"Sheer fvcking hubris."
Either they take a lot of Germans with them into suicide or they simply off themselves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 10:25 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: rickb223
___
Oh, okay.
He was funny.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:25 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:25 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM (c8pZY)
Far left wacko.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: The Village People at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (a3Q+t)
Some automakers are deleting options for consumers amid today's chip shortage.
Good. Vehicle electrical systems are too complicated today.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (MkYsY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (HCL3E)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: The Village People at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (a3Q+t)
What, and get monkey pox???
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (3vQN0)
I'm not saying it's aliens, but...
Posted by: "History" Channel Guy at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (LnaMO)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (wUiVU)
Some automakers are deleting options for consumers amid today's chip shortage.
Good. Vehicle electrical systems are too complicated today.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (MkYsY)
Sure are. The new Highlander we just bought is as complex as a commuter jet.
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 18, 2022 10:17 AM (906pl)
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My favorite line: "Please do not shoot at the thermonuclear weapon."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:18 AM
I got a chuckle out of "I don't know what's scarier...that this happens, or that it happens often enough that there's a name for it."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (MkYsY)
Let's go back to plain old electricals for cars!!
Posted by: Lucas at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: JT
*
It's better than Ham On Rye.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022
***
Most people don't know this, but "ham on rye" was originally named for a Shakespearean actor with a rep for not only overacting, but for forgetting his lines on stage.
Yep: Ham Awry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2022 10:26 AM (HCL3E)
So double the penance?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Lucas at July 18, 2022
***
Ah, the Prince of Darkness weighs in. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (txdEq)
D.C. Mayor meets VP
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:25 AM
All hail the colorectal surgeon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Lucas
Blimey they said simpler you Pommie poof.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (tEMfC)
I shall seek out C5 and do penance for my unfunny joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM
I meant quora daily poster steve
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (ENBF0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (4p7Em)
Heck, it was my job.
Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Squid at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (xpOve)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (ppL7t)
Her and a billion others
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (C2hDV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (Rcp6g)
I'm not saying it's aliens, but...
Posted by: "History" Channel Guy at July 18, 2022
***
"You're right. No *human being* would stack books this way."
Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: The Village People
___
After 'In The Navy'?
No.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
That song came out when I was in the Navy.
We used to sing "In the Navy, you get fucked every day !"
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (Vr12I)
"Sheer fvcking hubris."
Either they take a lot of Germans with them into suicide or they simply off themselves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:24 AM
Don't worry about them. We've seen how this movie ends.
Posted by: Heaven's Gate at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:01 AM (Vr12I)
ZOD has been battling an unnamed head/neck cancer. Treatments started earlier in the year, and they have not been kind to ZOD.
He's been in and out of the HQ, depending on how he's been feeling...some day are better than others.
But through it all, he's still a feisty ZOD...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (3vQN0)
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They can't give up The Precious.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (qTwBO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:28 AM (ppL7t)
Her and a billion others
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM
I think the rule is you have to show pics now to support your claim. Not necessarily of yours (unless they're nice).
Posted by: Grimmy at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (gnnZ7)
We used to sing "In the Navy, you get fucked every day !"
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (T4tVD)
The EOD school is a joint service school run by the Navy.
We had Navy guys in our class, this one guy in particular we would always sing that to, and he would get mad "Those guys! Why'd they have to sing that about the Navy!"
He'd get madder when we answered "you know why!"
Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (6TxNR)
Posted by: flounder at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (MkYsY)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (44ww/)
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Cold.
Hilarious, but, cold.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (5pTK/)
ZOD has been battling an unnamed head/neck cancer. Treatments started earlier in the year, and they have not been kind to ZOD.
He's been in and out of the HQ, depending on how he's been feeling...some day are better than others.
But through it all, he's still a feisty ZOD...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 10:31 AM (BgMrQ)
Thank you for the info, browndog. Good dude. Will offer prayers.
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (Vr12I)
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I had butterbeans with my Tiki Massala last night. They pair nicely. Wife threw out my Chow-Chow so had to make do with Chutney. It worked.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (ppL7t)
We used to sing "In the Navy, you get fucked every day !"
Who remembers SNL.
And 'Port of Call, Bayonne New Jersey'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (6TxNR)
lol
Posted by: flounder at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Grimmy at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM (gnnZ7)
I think you'd be disappointed in mine.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (C2hDV)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:34 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:34 AM (c8pZY)
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:34 AM (C2hDV)
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:33 AM (C2hDV)
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Darnit!
Posted by: The Bro at July 18, 2022 10:34 AM (5pTK/)
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For those not recognizing either reference; funny 2:16 minutes song:
https://tinyurl.com/4kdrezsf
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:35 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:35 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
___
Heh.
I was nine years old giving my dad the side-eye when that dumb song came out.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:35 AM (wUiVU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:27 AM (3vQN0)
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They can't give up The Precious.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 18, 2022 10:32 AM
Considering he voted against the red flag bill and Sen. Ernst voted for it, I think I'd rather have him in office.
Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy at July 18, 2022 10:36 AM (gnnZ7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2022 10:29 AM (ENBF0)
Aw, I knew that. I was just riffing on a previous poster "what set him off."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:36 AM (7bRMQ)
Yeah, harsh as all get out, but making them an example might prevent future idiotic stunts.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 18, 2022 10:36 AM (3cGpq)
-
Yeah, they're the worst!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:36 AM (FVME7)
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Yes. Steve Inman can always use new material.
Posted by: 496 at July 18, 2022 10:37 AM (VJsqe)
Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:37 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 10:30 AM (C2hDV)
I'm from Minnesota, you'll have to show me!
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at July 18, 2022 10:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy at July 18, 2022 10:36 AM (gnnZ7)
I guess. But in principle, 88? Come on dude time to spend some quality time with the grandkids, no?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:37 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:38 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 18, 2022 10:38 AM (3vQN0)
Nothing says being respectful of the author than having it premier on the anniversary Tolkien died.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:38 AM (tEMfC)
Or, did they have enough survival sense to glue themselves to a side street with much slower traffic?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:39 AM (5pTK/)
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I was with you, up until the expired part.
What fun is that?
The spade of an M88 Herc will do nicely.
Plus, the added fun of watching their eyes bulge as they realize they're about to get scraped off the road by a tank.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (wUiVU)
I saw a brindle basenji.
I didn't know that basenjis came in that flavor.
Very pretty example of a brindle too with distinct black stripes over a red coat.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:38 AM (ppL7t)
I believe ZOD has a rough draft already in process...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (BgMrQ)
Nothing says being respectful of the author than having it premier on the anniversary Tolkien died.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:38 AM (tEMfC)
I will not ven consider watching this, considering the trailer I saw. Pure.Shit.
Posted by: kraken at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ziba at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Puddinhead
So would the Ex-Lax Version.....
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:40 AM (T4tVD)
But the actual actress, once she opened her moth, outside of the roll.
Dumb as a bag of hammers.
And a honky sounding laugh to boot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:41 AM (uLr+K)
Good starter for making hay beer.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 18, 2022 10:23 AM (qpX6U)
Obligatory: "Hey gitcher coal beer! Gotcher coal beer rightcheer!"
Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2022 10:41 AM (AMIL/)
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Really is amazing. I actually like Grassley. He's not the best - but not the worst - still I rather like him all in all.
But these guys fancy themselves aristocrats for life. In theory I support the elder Senate statesman who will slow down the Congressional mob. Whether he has really done that is up to you. But still, there comes a time when one must retire. You would at least think they would want to have some control over their legacy and put a person in they think can carry it on.
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
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Das Splatto.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)
https://tinyurl.com/yt3wk6td
Posted by: NOT A TRAP at July 18, 2022 10:42 AM (gnnZ7)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 18, 2022 10:42 AM (svieQ)
Luckily the Germans are pretty good at getting roadways perfectly level so don't have to worry about a pothole causing the blade to dip and dig into the pavement. We can't damage the roads while doing debris removal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:43 AM (tEMfC)
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I like to think - what would Patton do if there was a group glued to the autobahn.
It is a comforting thought.
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Iowa Farm Boy
And therein lies the problem. He's marginal on the issues, but his presence there prevents younger, more vigorous conservative types from taking office. As long as he's there, the moneyed interests (*cough* corn farmers*cough*) won't look at anyone else. He needs to go.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 10:44 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: doesky2 at July 18, 2022 10:45 AM (shw70)
It is a comforting thought.
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:43 AM (sX1BW)
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"...grease the treads of our tanks!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 10:45 AM (aaGzp)
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Time for a Biden victory lap. Gas is down almost $0.75. Don't worry that it is still $1.50 hire than when he came into office.
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:45 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:46 AM (tEMfC)
Gee Mark, without you, we wouldn't have figured this astonishing fact out on our own. Buy chance, do you have a new book coming to market soon?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:46 AM (MkYsY)
$3.99 on I-95 in Virginia yesterday.
Less than that at Buc-ee's on I-95 outside of Florence S.C. yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:46 AM (uLr+K)
Kris Brown | President, bradyunited.org@KrisB_Brown
Here's what we're not going to do: continue to uplift the NRA myth of a "good guy with a gun."
Let me be clear: If more guns made us safer, America would be the safest country in the WORLD.
We need sensible gun laws, not vigilante safety nets. #GreenwoodMall #GunReformNow
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No to vigilante safety nets! Yes to gun control and Uvalde style professionalism!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 18, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)
493 the comments are not as funny as before.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 17, 2022 11:47 PM (vLm0+)
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We are so sorry
So very,very sorry
You can't imagine
Posted by: Captain Haiku at July 18, 2022 12:24 AM (xRlBR)
Spit my protein shake all over the table.
Who is Capt Haiku, he owes me a new tablecloth.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (tEMfC)
However, Biden is already Crypt Keeper adjacent, so, I'm not quite sure how much more Biden can really age.
Thoughts? Hilarious comparisons?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (KFhLj)
no hang
Posted by: DB at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (geLO8)
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Odd, given the Saudis told him to fuck off. Makes me think the script written is DC is in effect regardless of the actual outcome. Fake elections. Fake markets. Guess who bought themselves a tard President?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (IeQbT)
Basically, you crack an egg open. Plop the contents into a custard cup kinda thing. Add a small ant of water and microwave for 30 seconds.
The eggs come out with super fluffy white and liquid or "sticky" yolks. Delish!
Give it a try. It's easy.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (5NkmN)
https://tinyurl.com/yt3wk6td
Posted by: NOT A TRAP at July 18, 2022 10:42 AM (gnnZ7)
Vera nahce...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (IeQbT)
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I'm not familiar with that one - only his painting of a cornfield with one ear per stalk...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (YynYJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yt3wk6td
Posted by: NOT A TRAP
I would like to stack hay with her.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (MkYsY)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (5NkmN)
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A guy I used to work with did that every morning at the office. He had this little container designed for nuking eggs. Came out perfect every time. I always wanted to get one, but have always forgotten to do so. Maybe I'll remember someday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: From about that time at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (MkYsY)
Too late, she's already stacked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (wUiVU)
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Odd, given the Saudis told him to fuck off. Makes me think the script written is DC is in effect regardless of the actual outcome. Fake elections. Fake markets. Guess who bought themselves a tard President?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (ppL7t)
Might've just been a bottleneck in refineries. Price of gas relative to oil prices was abnormally high (under Obama we had higher oil prices but lower gas prices).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (b2nrj)
However, Biden is already Crypt Keeper adjacent, so, I'm not quite sure how much more Biden can really age.
Thoughts? Hilarious comparisons?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (5pTK/)
Maybe it's like a Benjamin Button thing. He'll start getting younger, and people will remember, "Oh, that's right. We didn't like him when he was younger, either."
Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: DB at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (geLO8)
Poor girl needs to put a shirt on if she's gonna stack hay..
She's gonna be itching everywhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2022 10:51 AM (uLr+K)
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 10:09 AM (T4tVD)
A worthwhile endeavor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:48 AM (IeQbT)
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I'm not familiar with that one - only his painting of a cornfield with one ear per stalk...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (WWh8n)
Yeah his paintings are of haystacks. A couple of them. My mind went immediately to his more famous wheat field painting,
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:52 AM (IeQbT)
Posted by: DB at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (geLO
To amuse the Horde. Millet was very forward thinking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:52 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: DB at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (geLO
Giraffes
Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2022 10:52 AM (FJYfm)
Might've just been a bottleneck in refineries. Price of gas relative to oil prices was abnormally high (under Obama we had higher oil prices but lower gas prices).
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That, or we're being fucked with by our betters. Never assume our betters want anything other than us dead and they wear our skin.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:52 AM (ppL7t)
$3.99 on I-95 in Virginia yesterday.
Less than that at Buc-ee's on I-95 outside of Florence S.C. yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
$3.84 at Sam's in McKinney, Texas last Thursday.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (c8pZY)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127990
But I don't think docking the pay of the CO and XO will really help defray the loss of such an valuable asset.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (tEMfC)
strewth. i was surprised the other day when gas here went down to the low, low bargain price of $6.39, from $6.59.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (oY6Yp)
How about some American artists for a change? Say Don Martin or Robert Crumb to kick things off.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (svieQ)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Millet was out standing in his field.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2022 10:54 AM (c8pZY)
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That, or we're being fucked with by our betters. Never assume our betters want anything other than us dead and they wear our skin.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:52 AM (ppL7t)
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Demand is being destroyed. For instance, I'm betting the people who used to think nothing of driving from LA to Las Vegas for a weekend are cutting back on those kinds of trips.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)
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Continuing the navy's tradition, no admirals were found at fault.
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: DB at July 18, 2022 10:50 AM (geLO
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It lets you climb up for better and more level line of sight to determine if the corn is indeed as high as an elephant's eye. The stacking of hay allowed farmers to determine when the best time for harvesting corn had arrived. If the elephant handlers came through town prior to the completion of hay stacking, the farmers would have to approximate height from ground level, which sometimes led to premature harvesting due to confounding angles.
Posted by: Fake History of American Agriculture, 3rd Edition at July 18, 2022 10:54 AM (WWh8n)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127990
But I don't think docking the pay of the CO and XO will really help defray the loss of such an valuable asset.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (tEMfC)
Huh? They didn't mention Trump anywhere!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2022 10:55 AM (7bRMQ)
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Odd, given the Saudis told him to fuck off.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 18, 2022 10:47 AM (ppL7t)
Vegetable Joe no doubt left the meeting saying to himself, "I showed that camel-f*cker and those other towel-heads who's boss!"
And Blinken and Sullivan no doubt told Joe, "Boss, you owned those goat-f*ckers!"
Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2022 10:55 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:55 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 18, 2022 10:55 AM (YvxOe)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2022 10:49 AM (MkYsY)
Hi there! They call me Little Boy Blue.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 10:56 AM (anj39)
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at July 18, 2022 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
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*sigh*
Posted by: Admiral Byng at July 18, 2022 10:56 AM (aaGzp)
in my case, i suspect (but don't know; don't really pay attention to local news) that governor awesome managed to push through his gas tax holiday.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 18, 2022 10:57 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:57 AM (IeQbT)
You could never find your backside without a Manpower Inc sex toy, two approach radars, and LIDAR.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 10:58 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned)
You're completely wrong. Vice-Admiral Richard Brown was issued a letter of censure by the Navy Secretary.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (XvPQV)
On its way back up. New highs by late September I bet.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (SePuh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (svieQ)
American Gothic would be appropriate. 😃
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (IeQbT)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 18, 2022 10:57 AM (oY6Yp)
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yeah, well, that $4.80 saved on a tank of gasoline, presuming CA taxes run 40 cents a gallon and the average purchase is 12 gallons, well, that'll maybe buy 1lb of hamburger. Yay!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (5pTK/)
Really. The palace fluffers are LAYING DOWN ON THE JOB.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 18, 2022 11:00 AM (DePyg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 11:00 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (XvPQV)
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It has been remarked.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 18, 2022 11:00 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 11:00 AM (MF3ku)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 18, 2022 11:01 AM (YvxOe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 18, 2022 10:59 AM (XvPQV)
Get your ass to Mars.
Posted by: Allie at July 18, 2022 11:01 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 18, 2022 10:53 AM (svieQ)
Why not Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 11:01 AM (IeQbT)
This is exactly where I thought Robert Crumb would be a very appropriate artist for this audience.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 18, 2022 11:01 AM (svieQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 11:02 AM (tEMfC)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 18, 2022 11:02 AM (YvxOe)
But yeah, let's talk about how gas prices have come down.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 18, 2022 11:02 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 11:02 AM (tEMfC)
Well he suggested Robert Crumb
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 18, 2022 11:02 AM (IeQbT)
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