Quick Hits

The White House falsified the transcript to pretend that Biden said "Let me repeat the line" instead of publishing what he actually did say.

The Washington Post made Madison Cornbread's fake testimony into a comic strip, to help propagandize the story to the illiterate.

That's real. And they're not trying to be funny. It's intended to be dramatic and scary.

A group of tourists was swallowed by an avalanche in Kyrgyzstan. One member of the group filmed the avalanche as it swallowed them. They survived, the report says. (Links fixed.)

It's an amazing video. The guy doesn't move because he was in the safest place under the circumstances -- near a stone outcropping where he was sheltered.

A woman is suing Prince Andrew, alleging he was present when she was sexually assaulted by Jeffrey Epstein.

Halifax Bank (UK) decided to force a pronoun policy on its customers. When they objected, Halifax told them they could take their money elsewhere.

Many took them up on this generous offer. From the Battleswarm blog, quoting the Daily Mail:

Halifax's pronouns badge PR disaster has sparked an exodus of customers and their savings today as its bosses were branded 'old fashioned bullies'.
Britons are closing their accounts en masse after the bank's social media team told them to leave if they don't like their new badges to help avoid 'accidental misgendering' of staff.
One account holder told MailOnline that he and his family has already pulled out investments and savings worth Ł450,000 while many more said they are closing ISAs after they accused the bank of 'alienating' them with 'pathetic virtue signalling'.
Another reader cancelled his Halifax credit cards online today and told customer services: 'Pronouns matter when used properly, I will not be told by a bank what I can and can't'. Other critic said: 'I care because they paid someone to come up with this rubbish but they keep closing branches'.
Branding expert Martin Townsend said Halifax's policy is a 'Ratner moment' and an 'astonishing' mistake that will be considered one of the biggest PR blunders in recent history.
He told LBC: 'It's a Ratner moment I would say.

Battleswarm blog explains the reference:

For those unfamiliar with the saying, Gerald Ratner was a jewelry store chain owner who joked that his products were crap. "Within a few days of the speech, Ratners Group shares dropped by Ł500 million (US$1.8B today); by the end of 1991, its stock was down 80%."

Battleswarm has an update: The bank has called the police to report "transphobic" former customers.

Professor: I'm leaving the university because woke Maoists have perverted and toxified the university so that it is incapable of performing its assigned function of creating an environment in which thinkers may think.

He's an anthropologist, and his main reason for quitting is the cancellation of his friend and colleague, who created a model to predict rising and falling crime. Well, I bet you can imagine how the Woke Maoists liked that useful tool.

But Why Not Stick Around for the Paycheck?
One of my more cynical friends, a tenured professor at a different university, suggested this. He's no longer on speaking terms with his colleagues, refuses all requests to serve on committees, and spends as much time as possible out of the country. He thinks I'm out of my mind, swapping a salary for a pension.
Maybe he's right. And maybe I'm craven for ducking the unpleasantness that would be entailed by going that route, or by remaining at my job and becoming a chronic troublemaker. But I strongly suspect that mainstream U.S. higher education is morally and intellectually corrupt, beyond the possibility of self-repair, and therefore no longer a worthwhile setting in which to spend my time and effort. The rise of alternative institutions, like the University of Austin and Ralston College, is a hopeful sign, but so far it's been happening painfully slowly.
A 2019 article by Liel Leibovitz, titled "Get Out," argued that the increasingly open hostility of American universities toward Jews is inseparable from the universities' increasingly brazen rejection of two values that, during the 20th Century, made them into places where Jews specifically, and curious, ambitious, and open-minded people generally, could thrive: meritocracy and free debate. In 2019, I thought that Leibovitz was exaggerating and rather overwrought. Everything that's happened since has shown that he was right. That's it: I'm getting out.
What's next? For one thing, with the time that used to be taken up by teaching and university service, I'll write blog posts. Stay tuned.

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers declares -- and this is not a joke or a twisting of her words; she literally says this -- that she will make getting a manicure her personal act of resistance for the day.

Y’all’s political heroes are some goofy ass people. Holy shit, this is what passes as POTUS material and brilliant strategist to a far left neoprogressive. Y’all future ain’t bright. pic.twitter.com/s2qbrUtAzy
— THEE Kurt Nice (@KurtNiceHHL) July 5, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 05:05 PM

Comments

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1 But I repeat myself...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 11, 2022 05:05 PM (Mdfxc)

2 That last pic is gross.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 11, 2022 05:05 PM (Mdfxc)

3 Fetched.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 11, 2022 05:07 PM (Mdfxc)

4 Manicures are stunning and brave.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2022 05:07 PM (dscaa)

5 That bottom photo, um...
The bottom photo of the bottom...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM (jTmQV)

6 The Halifax bank story is heartwarming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM (diceA)

7 The avalanche link is fubar

This works https://bityl.co/DBSY

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

8 I wonder if Joe knows the Junta is trying to limit new drilling in the Permian Basin, and end it almost entirely off the coast of the United States (including in the Gulf)?

Do you think they tell him these things before issueing the statements, or do they let it be a surprise?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM (XP28L)

9 Even Mary Worth thinks that comic is cringe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2022 05:10 PM (ppBhU)

10 Is AO--C planning on getting Antifa symbols on her nails or pictures of slaughtered fetuses as act of resistance or is it just a nail job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:11 PM (Oh/xF)

11 The Washington Post made Madison Cornbread's fake testimony into a comic strip, to help propagandize the story to the illiterate.

Shouldn't this be "The National Laughingstock"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:12 PM (llON8)

12 Do you think they tell him these things before issueing the statements, or do they let it be a surprise?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM (XP28L)

I do know one thing: KJP will know nothing about it if asked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2022 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

13 That last one was cruel, Ace. Cruel.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2022 05:12 PM (906pl)

14 Even Mary Worth thinks that comic is cringe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Yep

Posted by: Dondi at July 11, 2022 05:12 PM (thbCK)

15 Per TGP; Wind blows Super Hornet off the Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier.

Who needs tie downs, right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 05:13 PM (89T5c)

16 Even Mary Worth thinks that comic is cringe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

It's not so bad.
-- Kathy

Yes, it is.
-- Mark Trail

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 05:14 PM (Msys3)

17 That reminds me, there is a movie I want to see:
"Ma Rainey's Black Bottom"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:14 PM (jTmQV)

18 Notice Trump is MAGA Red, the color of violent uncontrolled anger.

They left no propaganda stone unturned.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (dscaa)

19 avalanche links fixed.

thanks, G'rump

the problem was that I did not close the first link so it was a "run on link" that continued until the second link.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

20 Re: that last picture. Yanet Garcia is in no danger of losing her place in the ass hierarchy, if there is such a thing as an ass hierarchy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)

21 Everything is dumb.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (DcKNO)

22 Red and black commie comics.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (sn5EN)

23 The thing about avalanches is that many times it looks like it won't reach you...then it does.

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (HmZuC)

24 Per TGP; Wind blows Super Hornet off the Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier.

Who needs tie downs, right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 05:13 PM (89T5c)

I guess they were all busy taking tranny sensitivity training the day that was taught.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (DRSnL)

25 What's with chicks with different color nail polish?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (IEa8U)

26 You're all as unique as spaghetti noodles!

Posted by: Jill Biden Pandering to Italians at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (kDGvA)

27 A woman is suing Prince Andrew, alleging he was present when she was sexually assaulted by Jeffrey Epstein.

So, she just wants to get paid and is going after the richest person she can think of? I mean... she's suing a bystander for being assaulted by someone else?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (llsW/)

28 "They survived, the report says."

But tragically, they were still in Kyrgyzstan.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (qpX6U)

29 If you get caught in an avalanche rescuers have to find and dig you out in minutes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (VdGjU)

30 Per TGP; Wind blows Super Hornet off the Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier.

Who needs tie downs, right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I guess they were all busy taking tranny sensitivity training the day that was taught.
Posted by: Jordan61

Was LT. McCain anywhere close?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (Msys3)

31 >>> 18 Notice Trump is MAGA Red, the color of violent uncontrolled anger.

They left no propaganda stone unturned.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (dscaa)

There's some Orange too, for OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:16 PM (llON8)

32 Somebody needs to photoshop Biden sniffing the twerking jiggle butt.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:17 PM (5HLLH)

33 You're all as unique as Matzo balls!

Posted by: Jill Biden Pandering to Jews at July 11, 2022 05:17 PM (kDGvA)

34 Now, don't dis Mark Trail, that comic had some amazing artwork.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:17 PM (llsW/)

35 >>> 23 The thing about avalanches is that many times it looks like it won't reach you...then it does.
Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at July 11, 2022 05:15 PM (HmZuC)

How can you be sure it won't reach you, unless you're uphill on the *other* side of the valley, or in a helicopter?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (llON8)

36 You're all as unique as Souvlaki!

Posted by: Jill Biden Pandering to Greeks at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (kDGvA)

37 Somebody needs to photoshop Biden sniffing the twerking jiggle butt.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:17 PM (5HLLH)

Paging Ellipsis...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

38 Man, that avalanche was moving fast. It was deceptively slow looking at first.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (DcKNO)

39 >>>Wind blows Super Hornet off the Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier. Who needs tie downs, right?

Hey, we had diversity and penis-tucking training at that time, so give us a break.

Posted by: Flight Deck Team at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (HmZuC)

40 Now, don't dis Mark Trail, that comic had some amazing artwork.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Oh stop! Nancy and Sluggo were the epitome of cartoon artwork!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (Msys3)

41 New horror movie coming out for radical loony leftists.

It Swerves

The terrifying tale of a steering wheel subjected to supernatural forces by the Orange Demon from Hell.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (5HLLH)

42 If I never see that fat jiggly twerking ass ever again, it'll be too soon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

43 Now, don't dis Mark Trail, that comic had some amazing artwork.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:17

What he said.

Posted by: Prince Valiant at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (u9Awk)

44 >>>The bank has called the police to report "transphobic" former customers.

That'll stem the hemorrhaging of customer accounts.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:19 PM (U3uv2)

45 That cartoon makes it like she talked directly to the secret service driver. That's not the case right?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:19 PM (aToww)

46 "That last pic is gross."

First good laff of the day. Thanks!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at July 11, 2022 05:19 PM (qpX6U)

47 And Prince Valiant rocked, I love that strip. Wish I could afford a collection or two of it. Fun interesting stories and amazing artwork, especially the earliest strips.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:19 PM (llsW/)

48 I am a fucking retard.
End of quote. Repeat the line.
I am a fucking retard.
End of quote. Repeat the line.
I am a fucking retard.
End of quote. Repeat the line....

Posted by: Joey the Retard POTUS at July 11, 2022 05:20 PM (QXISK)

49 If I was that Secret Service driver I'd be kinda pissed.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 05:20 PM (sn5EN)

50 That last photo is gold.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (U3uv2)

51 That cartoon makes it like she talked directly to the secret service driver.

That would be the driver that said "that never happened, don't be a dumbass"

No, she heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend. Even for rumors its lame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (llsW/)

52 Photoshop another six (?) legs onto jiggle butt to make the goddess Kali-fornia.

(I know she's Rhode Island.)

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (5HLLH)

53 I'm not buying the "virtue signal" explanation for most of these high profile corporations. I think it is more feasible that "true believers" in this nonsense strategically made an effort to place themselves in decision making positions. You don't have to be the CEO or the CFO to influence company policy. Some middle management VP can do it if they secure the Human Resources desk. If the CEO challenges their "advice" the HR VP is in a position to pressure the removal of the CEO for behavioral criteria. I've seen this happen up close and personal.

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (jOtk3)

54 Brenda Starr was pretty hawt back in the day. A ginger on Sundays, IIRC.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (906pl)

55 Ya had to put up that fat twerker. Good God man.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (MkYsY)

56 > I mean... she's suing a bystander for being assaulted by someone else?

He wasn't exactly some rando on the street who witnessed an assault. He was essentially a club member who was invited into an exclusive area of the club and witnessed an assault there.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (kDGvA)

57 Now, don't dis Mark Trail, that comic had some amazing artwork.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:17

What he said.
Posted by: Prince Valiant at July 11, 2022 05:18 PM (u9Awk)

*sadface*

Posted by: Dondi at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: Henry at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (sn5EN)

59 the increasingly open hostility of American universities toward Jews

The 2020 graduating class of Harvard was six percent Jewish. Six percent.

Harvard's well on its way to reinstituting its religious quota, where the number of Jews admitted is limited to their percent of the population.

I was going to make a snarky comment about Harvard limiting the percentage of Asians to about 15% over the last twenty years, despite a huge increase in the percentage of Asian high school graduates, but it turns out that Harvard has been admitting a lot more Asians over the last few years.

Lawsuits will do that.

Posted by: The ARC of History!! at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (I2/tG)

60 AlextheChick, are you there? Where's that cartoon you posted of Trump choking out the SS driver with his tiny, short-fingered vulgarian hands? I loved it so much.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

61 People are passing around DOCTOR Jill Biden's tweet from 2020 saying "Decency is on the ballot"

Yeah toots, but your hubby wasn't the decent one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:22 PM (llsW/)

62 I hope the Babylon Bee spoofs that retarded thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:22 PM (llON8)

63 Been reading transcripts of President speeches since Barak, Dennis Prager started me as a way to see Barky's flowery rhetoric ment nothing and didn't make sense.
Read many of Sundowner's and they are cleaning up his gobble

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2022 05:22 PM (2JoB8)

64 That fat twerking idiot shows just how far we've fallen.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 11, 2022 05:23 PM (nxdel)

65 He wasn't exactly some rando on the street who witnessed an assault. He was essentially a club member who was invited into an exclusive area of the club and witnessed an assault there.

Yeah but that makes him a scumbag, not liable. Suing someone standing nearby while you were assaulted is just bizarre. Where was this lawsuit when Epstein was alive and was, you know, the ACTUAL PERPETRATOR???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:23 PM (llsW/)

66 Shut up and show us your tits while you get your nails done, you imbecilic communist whore.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 11, 2022 05:23 PM (MX4NK)

67 That bottom photo, um...
The bottom photo of the bottom...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM

The horror...the horror...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (RkC6l)

68 People are passing around DOCTOR Jill Biden's tweet from 2020 saying "Decency is on the ballot"

Entitled cunt.

Posted by: Hunter at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (MkYsY)

69 58

Posted by: Henry at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (sn5EN)

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

70 I saw a Rivian truck for the first time ever today, so I checked it out online: $97,000 before taxes. And the "charging network" is still in the planning stages, so don;t drive it too far away from your home charger.

Unreal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (q5Sxq)

71 Somebody needs to photoshop Biden sniffing the twerking jiggle butt.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:17 PM (5HLLH)

Hunter Biden smoking that crack.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (U3uv2)

72 One day AOC is going to be president

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)

73 I assume the police are going to arrest the former customers of Halifax bank, and take their cash as reparations.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (lTGtQ)

74 Yeah but that makes him a scumbag, not liable. Suing someone standing nearby while you were assaulted is just bizarre. Where was this lawsuit when Epstein was alive and was, you know, the ACTUAL PERPETRATOR???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:23 PM (llsW/)

What if he was jacking it during the assault?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (yQpMk)

75
Out: Dancing Black Pallbearers meme.
In: Twerking Black Pilesbearer meme.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (SK7R7)

76
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (ENBF0)

77 Not even I could resuscitate that lame excuse for a comic strip.

Posted by: Rex Morgan, MD at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (bW8dp)

78 Entitled cunt.

Her twitter account literally says "Dr Jill Biden", its comical

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (llsW/)

79 Tell the Professor he's in good company -- Dostoyveski predicted that "Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as to not offend the imbeciles."

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (YVBLw)

80 It's one thing for an informal subset of society to have a bad idea of what pronouns are for, it's another thing to have a professional organization have an illiterate notion about what pronouns are and what they do.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (krQz2)

81 These people still believe the pee tape. Of course they're going to believe the limo story forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (ucNJQ)

82 That fat twerking idiot shows just how far we've fallen.
Posted by: jewells45

That any adult would think that display is a perfectly fine way to reach voters just blows my mind.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (Msys3)

83 Lots and lots of weird shit released by 4chan on Hunter Biden's phone. Hoo boy. I just saw a video of him stripping down to nothing but a bomber jacket and a very youngish girl he was with appeared in the background.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (DcKNO)

84 I'll type whatever MinTruth tells me to type.

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

85 If you see an avalanche that far away (or is it a navalanche), why TF don't you start running at a cross angle away from it?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (kf6Ak)

86 The first JWST image will be released in about five minutes at www dot nasa dot gov slash webbfirstimages

Posted by: Squid at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (kx5Be)

87 the only comment on the avalanche vid page is spam

kinda sums up the internet

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (us2H3)

88 Dostoyveski predicted that "Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as to not offend the imbeciles."

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (YVBLw)
---
I took that kind of HR training this morning.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (krQz2)

89 That reminds me, there is a movie I want to see:
"Ma Rainey's Black Bottom"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:14 PM (jTmQV)

I saw that a while ago when it was a theatre production in Chicago. Pretty good. August Wilson, I think

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (MX4NK)

90 One day AOC is going to be president

Of what, we're not sure.

Posted by: The ARC of History!! at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (I2/tG)

91 56 > I mean... she's suing a bystander for being assaulted by someone else?

He wasn't exactly some rando on the street who witnessed an assault. He was essentially a club member who was invited into an exclusive area of the club and witnessed an assault there.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (kDGvA)

The case for it would be duty to render aid. Not sure it's rock solid.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (b2nrj)

92 re the last picture -

Pure gold! Hi-frickin-larious! Deadly accurate.

Ace, You Da Man!

Posted by: GLSD at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

93 That fat twerking idiot shows just how far we've fallen.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 11, 2022 05:23 PM (nxdel)
*******
She'll probably get elected... by the idiots.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (NpAcC)

94 These people still believe the pee tape. Of course they're going to believe the limo story forever.

"It could be true! What if the Secret Service agents lied because of loyalty to their job???"
--Allahpundit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (llsW/)

95 "I snorted out loud.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) "

I wondered if anyone would get it.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)

96 81 These people still believe the pee tape. Of course they're going to believe the limo story forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 11, 2022 05:25 PM (ucNJQ)

-------

There's actual video footage of Hunter Biden being creepy and probably felonious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (DcKNO)

97 47 And Prince Valiant rocked, I love that strip. Wish I could afford a collection or two of it. Fun interesting stories and amazing artwork, especially the earliest strips.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:19 PM (llsW/)
---

My dad had books collecting the early Prince Valiant and Tarzan comic strips, and yes, the artwork was brilliant and the stories were literature compared to most light fare in the funny pages.

The last Book Thread asked which works gave one a love of reading in childhood, and these two books definitely helped.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

98 > Yeah but that makes him a scumbag, not liable.

The Queen should announce that members of the royal family are now mandatory reporters.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (kDGvA)

99 85 If you see an avalanche that far away (or is it a navalanche), why TF don't you start running at a cross angle away from it?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (kf6Ak)

one cannot run that fast

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (us2H3)

100 One day AOC is going to be president
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)
---
And we'll be watering crops with energy drinks.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (krQz2)

101 AOC will make getting a manicure her personal act of resistance for the day.
.......

Did she get a brazilian while she was at it?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

102 The case for it would be duty to render aid. Not sure it's rock solid.

There is no such duty. Even police officers aren't required to actually help anyone, let alone private citizens. I think all those "good neighbor" laws passed in the 90s got chucked out in court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:27 PM (llsW/)

103 One day AOC is going to be president
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)

I hope to be with the Lord before that happens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (FZ2cV)

104 What does the butt say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (63Dwl)

105 I want to open an account there just so I can close it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (w0oaQ)

106 He wasn't exactly some rando on the street who witnessed an assault. He was essentially a club member who was invited into an exclusive area of the club and witnessed an assault there.
____________

Still, under U.S. law he'd have no duty to rescue (unless he had some sort of relationship with her that created a duty). If she was a stranger to him, he has no obligation to intervene. Maybe it's different under U.K. law, but this is the jurisdiction where they let a muzzie rapist off the hook a few years ago after he testified that he tripped and his penis just happened to accidentally penetrate the girl's vagina.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (MvHI3)

107 >>> 91 56 > I mean... she's suing a bystander for being assaulted by someone else?

He wasn't exactly some rando on the street who witnessed an assault. He was essentially a club member who was invited into an exclusive area of the club and witnessed an assault there.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:21 PM (kDGvA)

The case for it would be duty to render aid. Not sure it's rock solid.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:26 PM (b2nrj)

Who's paying her legal fees? I'm assuming you don't want to hire your cousin Vinny for a high-profile case. In a sane world (ha!) discovery could be interesting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (llON8)

108 What was the name of the male feminist podcast Kurt Metzger and the other one did on FNTs that one night? That was a hilarious bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (diceA)

109 What does the butt say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (63Dwl)

Something more intelligent than that other DIE princess.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:28 PM (U3uv2)

110 Not fair. That bikini-clad, fat, twerking ass has more sensible things to say than anyone in the Biden regime.

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (gS3OW)

111 I assume the police are going to arrest the former customers of Halifax bank, and take their cash as reparations.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (lTGtQ)

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They sound insurrectionist-y & domestic terrorist-y.

Imma gonna go out on a limb and guess that the vast majority are white as well ... three strikes and the Trudeau Archipelago for them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (SK7R7)

112 As a Personal Act of Reclamation, I blew out my hair this morning and painted my toenails.

I'm pretty sure that makes me presidential material.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

113 they let a muzzie rapist off the hook a few years ago after he testified that he tripped and his penis just happened to accidentally penetrate the girl's vagina.

"that totally could happen"
--The guy hiding in the closet in Last Boyscout

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (llsW/)

114 >>> 112 As a Personal Act of Reclamation, I blew out my hair this morning and painted my toenails.

I'm pretty sure that makes me presidential material.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

That's a good start, but did you share cat pictures on the intertubes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (llON8)

115 So Prince Andrew was Epstein's one and only client, huh?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (kf6Ak)

116 Professor: I'm leaving the university because woke Maoists have perverted and toxified the university so that it is incapable of performing its assigned function of creating an environment in which thinkers may think.

I'm not sure why more premium trade schools aren't opening up.

There really isn't much use from a career path standpoint from having a "well rounded" education, if the other tertiary benefits from non-specialized are being minimized by anti-social instruction.

In other words, it might be somewhat beneficial to an engineer to have some minor introduction to the fields of philosophy, psychology or literature in the workplace, but not if the core curricula is all group identity oriented propaganda that actually makes them function more poorly in the workplace socialization settings.

Seems it would be more beneficial to get two years of extremely engineering focused training and then perhaps a minor amount of pragmatic training in workplace conduct by individuals that are veterans of the industry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (b6m9k)

117 The HR training I took this morning kept on themes like "A workplace is a place to work not a place for free speech/jokes/socializing..."

But they also talked about keeping it "safe" for people's feelings. So which is it? A place for trembling or a place to get work done?!

Can't have it both ways.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (krQz2)

118 The fartclam says what?

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

119 112 As a Personal Act of Reclamation, I blew out my hair this morning and painted my toenails.

I'm pretty sure that makes me presidential material.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
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K-I-S-S and K-I-L-L, with a heart and a dagger on the big toes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

120 Nice pick of Joe with his goofy smile, fake teeth, fake hair, and neck lift.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

121 Would love to know how the police reacted to that transphobic "crime"

Posted by: GetchaPull at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (61TgR)

122 115 So Prince Andrew was Epstein's one and only client, huh?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (kf6Ak)

—-

Sure seems like it.
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (w0oaQ)

123 A 69 y.o. woman suffering from breast cancer is being sent to federal prison for two months for simply "parading" through the Capitol on J6.

She helps people dealing with addictions, is a Christian, and never in trouble before.

But libs are telling her she deserves hard time in prison and more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

124 A lot of avalanches are caused by snowmobilers deadheadings-taking their straight up the side of a mountain as far as they can until they stall out.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (VdGjU)

125 Not fair. That bikini-clad, fat, twerking ass has more sensible things to say than anyone in the Biden regime.

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (gS3OW)

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"The significance of the passage of gas, right? The significance of the passage of gas. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of gas ... there is such great significance to the passage of gas."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (SK7R7)

126 Again, there's something vaguely Indian (dot not feather) about that twerking jiggle butt pic. It just needs a few more legs.

I looked up Tiara Mack twerking memes and found nada. I guess people are afraid to make fun of her because black gay groomer triple threat. Or they just respect our elected officials. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (5HLLH)

127 the increasingly open hostility of American universities toward Jews

The 2020 graduating class of Harvard was six percent Jewish. Six percent.
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Not questioning your premise, insofar as I think there is evidence top univerisities are hostile to Jewish students, but how does this evidence help your case?

That number is more than twice the percentage of Jews in the population as a whole. Since there are only about 2300 students in each enrolled class, I assume Harvard could easily have an equally academically capable class with zero Jews admitted, so choosing to admit at twice the population representaation seems like the opposite of "open hostility" conclusion you draw.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (VRA7i)

128 Nightmare Maker: Michelle Obama twerking upside down on the podium wearing a thong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (MkYsY)

129 The fartclam says what?

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

Allow me to retort.

Posted by: Backhole at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (U3uv2)

130 That snow will never reach me. Punk ass snow.

Posted by: Avalanche Man's Initial Inner Monologue at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (ppBhU)

131 > The case for it would be duty to render aid. Not sure it's rock solid.

I am not a lawyer, and I understand that, generally, people are not legally compelled to render aid. I think this case is more complicated though. You can probably make the case that royal asshole basically commissioned a sex show that Epstein performed for him with an underaged and probably unwilling partner. I'm sure that would be hard to prove, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (kDGvA)

132 K-I-S-S and K-I-L-L, with a heart and a dagger on the big toes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

You should see the tats on my knuckles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

133 they let a muzzie rapist off the hook a few years ago after he testified that he tripped and his penis just happened to accidentally penetrate the girl's vagina.

Million to one shot, Doc.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

134 I REALLY don't need to see that ass again

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (us2H3)

135 Nightmare Maker: Michelle Obama twerking upside down on the podium wearing a thong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (MkYsY)

No thong can contain Big Mike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

136 118 The fartclam says what?
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

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hhahahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:33 PM (DcKNO)

137 End of quote, repeat the line

-Pedo Peter

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 11, 2022 05:33 PM (AjL/0)

138 One day AOC is going to be president

Even by Democrat standards, she's an idiot.

When Amazon was talking about setting up HQ2 in New York, it negotiated a 10% reduction in its state & local tax bill for the next twenty years - from $20 billion to $18 billion. $2 billion tax break over twenty years.

Then AOC and her buddies blocked Amazon from setting up in New York, and AOC sent out a triumphant Tweet explaining that New York now had an extra $2 billion to spend on schools, subways, whatever.

She seriously thought that New York was going to write Amazon a check for two billion dollars.

Posted by: The ARC of History!! at July 11, 2022 05:33 PM (I2/tG)

139 One day AOC is going to be president
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)
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Of her HOA maybe, but nothing more challenging than that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:33 PM (VRA7i)

140 One thing that bugs me about the Halifax Bank stories is that they're all a bit old, early in the cycle. That makes me fear the bank took a hit, but not that badly. Obviously, what we want is for them to go under.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2022 05:33 PM (TgBWG)

141 Professor: I'm leaving the university because woke Maoists have perverted and toxified the university so that it is incapable of performing its assigned function of creating an environment in which thinkers may think.

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It's a double whammy!

Reuters@Reuters
Abortion bans force U.S. students to rethink college plans

Eric H.@ericinva
If you're making college choices based on whether the state has an abortion ban, are you sure you're going there for the learning experience?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)

142 Before AOC I'm waiting to see The Ho in the Oval Office, soon I hope.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (2JoB8)

143 I looked up Tiara Mack twerking memes and found nada. I guess people are afraid to make fun of her because black gay groomer triple threat. Or they just respect our elected officials. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (5HLLH)

Or the search engines are suppressing results.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (diceA)

144 Given the consternation Democrats have over Kamalala as Veep, I think they are unlikely to nominate someone with an even lower IQ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (VRA7i)

145 AOC will never be president of an HOA - trailer parks don't have HOAs

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

146 Jan. 6 committee cancels Steve Bannon's Thursday inquiry since he insists on a public venue, not behind closed doors.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (jTmQV)

147 Move over, teachers and reporters. Manicurists are the real heroes.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (TgBWG)

148 It's a double whammy!

Reuters@Reuters
Abortion bans force U.S. students to rethink college plans

Eric H.@ericinva
If you're making college choices based on whether the state has an abortion ban, are you sure you're going there for the learning experience?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)

That is a *golfclap* worthy tweet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (diceA)

149 Reuters@Reuters
Abortion bans force U.S. students to rethink college plans

Eric H.@ericinva
If you're making college choices based on whether the state has an abortion ban, are you sure you're going there for the learning experience?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)

This is great news. Possibly help make redstate colleges less woke, though I think destroying them is still the safer option.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (b2nrj)

150 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.

Then why did you need Roe v. Wade?

Not even 10% of the population supports the "until the baby crowns" Democrat abortion position.
Even when you add in the 100% of NeverTrump who ape their Democrat masters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (Gcu/5)

151 146 Jan. 6 committee cancels Steve Bannon's Thursday inquiry since he insists on a public venue, not behind closed doors.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (jTmQV)

Imagine that. Fucking star chamber horseshit ratfuckery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (diceA)

152 "Let me repeat..." is natural.

"Let me repeat 'the line'" is not. What "line"? What are you calling a "line"?

Is it "just a line"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (krQz2)

153 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (VRA7i)

It is basically the same way the Democrat party shits on Israel and those that support Israel but still get 75% of the Jewish vote,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:36 PM (aToww)

154 That last pic, our current situation in a single snapshot.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:36 PM (RLLZj)

155 "Jan. 6 committee cancels Steve Bannon's Thursday inquiry since he insists on a public venue, not behind closed doors."

Of course. Of course.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 05:36 PM (sn5EN)

156 I looked up Tiara Mack twerking memes and found nada. I guess people are afraid to make fun of her because black gay groomer triple threat. Or they just respect our elected officials. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11

Must be your search engine. Brave search brought up a number of pictures with her face and twerking ass side-by-side. Fitting.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 05:36 PM (ftFVW)

157 Afternoon.

Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

The collected Horde could probably eat two dozen of more can each and by the end of the night produce more than enough methane to melt the polar ice caps once and for all.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (2p6GL)

158 AOC has nostrils which I'm sure flare out when properly motivated.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (/NCI4)

159 Given the consternation Democrats have over Kamalala as Veep, I think they are unlikely to nominate someone with an even lower IQ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (VRA7i)

They could have a twerk off. Couldn't do any worse.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (U3uv2)

160 125 Not fair. That bikini-clad, fat, twerking ass has more sensible things to say than anyone in the Biden regime.

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2022 05:29 PM (gS3OW)
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"The significance of the passage of gas, right? The significance of the passage of gas. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of gas ... there is such great significance to the passage of gas."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 11, 2022 05:31 PM (SK7R7)

So Jean-Pierre is airing her grievances again?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

161 That washington post comic artist really struggles with perspective on the balloon of the limo.

It is really really bad drawing. Look at the line of the seat head rests, and the window. He has random vanishing points for each element.

Posted by: Ofumbles reading his morning newspaper at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (O3yoY)

162 AOC will never be president of an HOA - trailer parks don't have HOAs
Posted by: Archer at July 11

She don't be welcome out here in the trailer park.

Posted by: Deplorable Trailer Dweller at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (ftFVW)

163 43,000 pounds.

The collected Horde could probably eat two dozen of more can each and by the end of the night produce more than enough methane to melt the polar ice caps once and for all.

I think you've had enough beans.

Posted by: Neptune at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (/NCI4)

164 Elon points out that part of the process of forcing Musk to purchase Twitter includes proving their bot count in court. Musk is going to have a field day proving Twitter's bot count methodology is fraud, and it's going to have real consequences for Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3IxHXMk

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (kDGvA)

165 I do know one thing: KJP will know nothing about it if asked.
Posted by: Jordan61

Townhall.com@townhallcom
Karine Jean-Pierre expects upcoming inflation numbers from June to be "highly elevated."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (FVME7)

166 Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (2p6GL)

I just bought 4 cans of Bush's Country Style Baked Beans an hour ago.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (aToww)

167 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans

Roll that beautiful bean freightage.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (b6m9k)

168 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.
____________

Yeah, and remember that sweeping federal abortion law that the Dims passed in anticipation of Roe v. Wade being overturned?

LOL, neither does anybody else, Slow Joe.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (MvHI3)

169 11 The Washington Post made Madison Cornbread's fake testimony into a comic strip, to help propagandize the story to the illiterate.

Shouldn't this be "The National Laughingstock"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 05:12 PM (llON

I wonder if the last frame of the WaPo comic will show Cornbread in a straight-jacket in a padded room? Nah, too close to reality.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

170 Imagine being so stupid that you don't realize your preferred political party estimates your intelligence at "needs pictures to understand."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (Gcu/5)

171 Given the consternation Democrats have over Kamalala as Veep, I think they are unlikely to nominate someone with an even lower IQ.

Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Flatworm at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (/NCI4)

172 My personal act of reclamation is to spray gasoline on protestors disturbing SCOTUS judges at dinner and see how fast I can scare them away by lighting a match.

Posted by: Mitch Rabb at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (EPNZf)

173 Afternoon.

Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

The collected Horde could probably eat two dozen of more can each and by the end of the night produce more than enough methane to melt the polar ice caps once and for all.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

now, if it were Ranch Style Beans, I'd say divert that load to the TXMoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (ENBF0)

174 167 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans

Roll that beautiful bean freightage.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (b6m9k)

Wow, THAT'S a lot of gas you've got there, bud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

175 So Jean-Pierre is airing her grievances again?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

She saw the Festivus Pole and got confused.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (U3uv2)

176 AOC has nostrils which I'm sure flare out when properly motivated.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

And maybe during orgasm.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (VdGjU)

177 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.

Then why did you need Roe v. Wade?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:35 PM (Gcu/5)

So I guess the "not shall be infringed" part applies to all cities that banned guns since the state they're in don't mean shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (VwHCD)

178 That comic has convinced me. Trump is a werewolf.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (FVME7)

179 It's so old fashioned to pick a college that offers a good program for your major. Girls, the only thing to consider is whether you can kill your unwanted baby. Who knows how it got in your womb anyway? Shit just happens. You have no control over that, right?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (5HLLH)

180 Given the consternation Democrats have over Kamalala as Veep, I think they are unlikely to nominate someone with an even lower IQ.

Well it's not like they have anyone with a HIGHER IQ.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (RLLZj)

181 It seems impossible that anyone takes AOC seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

182 I keep struggling to decide - is the Biden shit show on pace to eclipse the Carter shit show ? Carter was an incredible shit show.

Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (dI4uN)

183 I wonder if the last frame of the WaPo comic will show Cornbread in a straight-jacket in a padded room? Nah, too close to reality.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (ynpvh)
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I wonder if it will have her first reaction: "Can I get out of this?"

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (krQz2)

184 Elon points out that part of the process of forcing Musk to purchase Twitter includes proving their bot count in court. Musk is going to have a field day proving Twitter's bot count methodology is fraud, and it's going to have real consequences for Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3IxHXMk
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:38 PM (kDGvA)

Trump is bashing Musk as much as the Left.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (aToww)

185 GRASP THE TRUTH!!!

Twitter Is Poison

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (CdZ4i)

186 182 I keep struggling to decide - is the Biden shit show on pace to eclipse the Carter shit show ? Carter was an incredible shit show.
Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (dI4uN)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (diceA)

187 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.

Except it ain't law. You had 50 years to make it law and you never tried.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (c8pZY)

188 I like Bush's beans. 43,000 pounds is more than I care to store, even if prepping for a divorce/civil war/end times/3 more years minimum of cretinous vandalism of what remains of America.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

189 >>>Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans

Cheaper than diesel.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (U3uv2)

190 168 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.
____________

Yeah, and remember that sweeping federal abortion law that the Dims passed in anticipation of Roe v. Wade being overturned?

LOL, neither does anybody else, Slow Joe.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM (MvHI3)

Joe: "It's right there in the Constipation!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

191 Glorious. A guy interrupted Joey's gun presser today, yelling, "What do you think about Hunter's icloud backup? What do you think about Hunter, your son?"

Through ol' Pedo Peter off his game. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

192 This is great news. Possibly help make redstate colleges less woke, though I think destroying them is still the safer option.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I live in the town with the largest state university in my VERY red state. There is no saving that place. The rot goes deep.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (MGB5H)

193 167 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans

when you dump em, do a vid

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (us2H3)

194 185 GRASP THE TRUTH!!!

Twitter Is Poison
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (CdZ4i)

POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (diceA)

195 I keep struggling to decide - is the Biden shit show on pace to eclipse the Carter shit show ? Carter was an incredible shit show.
Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (dI4uN)

I'd take Carter any day of the week over Biden.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (aToww)

196 Very good article by the professor on why he's leaving academia. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (FZ2cV)

197 The day rapidly approaches when we no longer have to use qualifiers such as "this is not parody" and "I'm not making this up." In fact, ace, that day arguably has arrived. Earlier I posted a Business Insider "news report" that an upcoming book details how Paul Ryan wept when he saw the 1/6 "insurrection" on television. I felt no need to qualify, and everyone who responded did so with no doubt the headline was real.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (nMx88)

198 Threw. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

199 way to go AOC. Get out there and make it about you

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (ts6Zs)

200 Battleswarm has an update: The bank has called the police to report "transphobic" former customers.

As I was reading the excerpt of the story, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah; the customers will move their money, but their accounts will be eventually be frozen for wrongthink." I wasn't far off.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (DTX3h)

201 So hard left students will be staying out of red states cuz Roe? Man this scotus ruling gets better and better.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (w0oaQ)

202 I'm glad AOC is around to tell me that I should go get my nails done as a personal act of reclamation and, let's face it, courage. I haven't had my nails done in years and daggonit, I am going to reclaim them and save the world at the same time! Wheee! Who's with me???!!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (aeePL)

203 185 GRASP THE TRUTH!!!

Twitter Is Poison

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (CdZ4i)

I got you're truth right here, baby.

Posted by: Hunter at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (ynpvh)

204 East bound and down
Loaded up and truckin'

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)

205 I dream of a world with a press room filled with actual journalists.

And World Peace.

Posted by: Miss Congeniality at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (FDItB)

206 Afternoon.

Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

now, if it were Ranch Style Beans, I'd say divert that load to the TXMoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2022 05:39 PM

How about some more beans Mister Taggert?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (bVYXr)

207 Anyone notice that all the pro abortion protests are led by very ugly and fat women who will have no reason to worry about abortion access?

Or is that just me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (w0oaQ)

208 Jan. 6 committee cancels Steve Bannon's Thursday inquiry since he insists on a public venue, not behind closed doors.
---
Well, how else are they going to get to the truth if they can't hide it behind closed doors?

Seems that's the easiest way to get out of testifying-- since no DC court will ever rule the clear illegality of the committee is illegal-- just demand it be in public.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (Gcu/5)

209 I'm glad AOC is around to tell me that I should go get my nails done as a personal act of reclamation and, let's face it, courage. I haven't had my nails done in years and daggonit, I am going to reclaim them and save the world at the same time! Wheee! Who's with me???!!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:42 PM (aeePL)

I've always done my own nails. Haven't had a manicure in YEARS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

210 Holey-moley! I refresh the home page and I see KJP twerking at the podium and a two-headed baby in the ads!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (0ocXn)

211
Eric H.@ericinva
If you're making college choices based on whether the state has an abortion ban, are you sure you're going there for the learning experience?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)

Well, if Sorority Megan just does butt stuff with the frat bros, then being in an abortion state doesn't matter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)

212 Trump is bashing Musk as much as the Left.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:40 PM (aToww)

Because Musk publicly backed DeSantis.

Posted by: Nova local at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (exHjb)

213 I bet AOC was a lousy bartender who couldn;t make a drink to save her job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (FDItB)

214 Well, if Sorority Megan just does butt stuff with the frat bros, then being in an abortion state doesn't matter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)

Roll tide of Monkeybutt Pox.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (U3uv2)

215 I'd take Carter any day of the week over Biden.

Hostages ? Misery Index ? Fuel rationing ? And Jimmy talking up unilateral disarmament ?

To me, they may be 1A and 1B.

Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (dI4uN)

216 I work with a "trembler" he actually physically shakes and trembles when being informed for the third time how to perform a very mundane task.
Dude shows up drunk, (when he shows up) smells like fermented asshole, lies about everything and bonus he hits on everything that can walk. He's a lazy stinky hazard and they won't fire him

Posted by: GetchaPull at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (61TgR)

217 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

The collected Horde could probably eat two dozen of more can each and by the end of the night produce more than enough methane to melt the polar ice caps once and for all.
Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (2p6GL)

I have been told they are a magical fruit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (4I/2K)

218 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (2p6GL)
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Ooh, could you swing by and drop some off here? We're having a bbq this weekend. I may be out getting my nails done (in other words, saving the world, you understand) but you can just leave them on the porch. Thanks Robert, you're a pal!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (aeePL)

219 Trump should stay away from Musk

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (2JoB8)

220 Girls, the only thing to consider is whether you can kill your unwanted baby.

If only I could have gotten an abortion when I got pregnant as a college freshman.

Posted by: Ann Dunham! at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

221 {{{CRINGE}}}

@samstein

FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

222 live in the town with the largest state university in my VERY red state. There is no saving that place. The rot goes deep.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2022 05:41 PM (MGB5H)

Take a look at voting maps by county of red states. There is always one or two counties that are dark blue. And that’s how you know where the State Us are located.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (w0oaQ)

223 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (T4tVD)

224 218 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM (2p6GL)
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Ooh, could you swing by and drop some off here? We're having a bbq this weekend. I may be out getting my nails done (in other words, saving the world, you understand) but you can just leave them on the porch. Thanks Robert, you're a pal!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (aeePL)

Need some carrots? ::evil grin::

Posted by: Hunter at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

225 Baked beans aren't good.

Fresh green beans with bacon. Yes.
Pinto beans and cornbread. Yes.
Navy beans and ham. Yes.
Red beans and rice. Yes.
Mexican style black beans. Yes.

But baked beans suck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (b6m9k)

226 I've always done my own nails. Haven't had a manicure in YEARS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
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Same here, but hey, looks like we've got to get out there and get our nails done and SAVE THE WORLD, BABY!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (aeePL)

227 Off skanky sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

228 Well, if Sorority Megan just does butt stuff with the frat bros, then being in an abortion state doesn't matter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)
==================
Yessiree. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (FDItB)

229 A group of tourists was swallowed by an avalanche in Kyrgyzstan.

Here we are, standing in the avalanche chute, filming it coming down.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (ZSK0i)

230 It's apples and oranges obviously because different country (very), different populace (very), different times and world sitcheeation. For his context, Carter was a disaster, of course.

But you could take half of his cabinet members and they'd be far better than not just the cretinous clown show today, or the similar one under Obama, but anything under Clinton and good parts of both Bush's. Just as an example.

Harold Brown may have been wrong about some things but he was a very smart experienced defense guy with deep technical understanding of some issues. Treasury secretary got on a conference call with Fed and primary dealers and result was effective cancellation of administration's last budget submission (last time real markets seem to have had much effect on public policy, actually).

Like I said, different universe in so many ways.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (OTzUX)

231 @samstein

FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

LMAO

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (U3uv2)

232
FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

I know right?
- Hilary and her hot sauce packets

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (w0oaQ)

233 >>I bet AOC was a lousy bartender who couldn;t make a drink to save her job.

I bet her Sex on The Beach just kinda lays there.
Like a fish.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (HJ1lo)

234 Brandon Straka
@BrandonStraka

The arrogance to be the son of a prominent politician & constantly film yourself doing hideous things & breaking laws could only exist if you knew that no matter what you do, even if you get caught you'll be fine bc nobody in media or law enforcement will hold you accountable.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

235 I've always done my own nails. Haven't had a manicure in YEARS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
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Same here, but hey, looks like we've got to get out there and get our nails done and SAVE THE WORLD, BABY!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (aeePL)

Lol!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

236 Carter was a shitshow.

But you had a thousand times the freedom then as now.

BTW, saw the return of the 70's classic "Don't laugh, it's paid for" bumper sticker the other day. A new sticker on some junker.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (Gcu/5)

237 Can Country Style Bush Beans, can of Wolfs lean beef chili, bag of Uncle Ben's rice mix together with a good portion of Baby Rays Honey BBQ sauce.

I call it BBQ red beans and rice chili.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (aToww)

238 Interesting. A couple afternoon radio talk shows I listen too, non-rightwing, just entertainment and some politics, are openly talking about Bidens dementia and WTF are we going to do now? Callers, even some Dems are admitting it is obvious and a huge problem. This is going to start spiraling out of control

Posted by: Ripley at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (MxEKc)

239 But baked beans suck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11

Thank you, Bitter Clinger. It needed to be said.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (ftFVW)

240 Obviously, the Democrats are facing the problem they solved in the 70s. How to get rid of Agnew, before they could get rid of Nixon. Frankly, I don't see how it's possible that KAH-mellah hasn't taken bribes, so just get her the old way.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (TgBWG)

241 FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
================
Loved her skanky Delaware take on the word "bodega"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (FDItB)

242 @samstein

FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.

amazing.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (B3oWe)

243 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.
______________

They had 50 friggin' years to try and pass something. And it's not as if they didn't know what a trainwreck Roe, and then Casey, were. Hell, their own abortion goddess Ruth Ginsburg repeatedly warned them that Roe and Casey were problematic, and not good constitutional law.

But instead of passing a federal abortion law, and then letting it be challenged in the courts, they sat on their asses and did nothing. Or they stood on the steps of the Capitol and threatened Supreme Court justices and nominees if they didn't rule the way the left wanted.

The left's own version of Failure Theater.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (MvHI3)

244 I want a pedicure.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (kf6Ak)

245 Breakfast tacos and twerking are two things that do not go together.

Posted by: fd, feeling sickish at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)

246 225 Baked beans aren't good.
Fresh green beans with bacon. Yes.
Pinto beans and cornbread. Yes.
Navy beans and ham. Yes.
Red beans and rice. Yes.
Mexican style black beans. Yes.
But baked beans suck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (b6m9k)

There's refried beans,
baked beans,
bean salad,
shrimp and beans,

Posted by: Bubba at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

247 Who is dumber, AOC or Kamala?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (DcKNO)

248 Joe's face alone is a chapter of Bad Lying With Body Language. His "wry" expression coupled with fake "aw shucks" with a dose of "bashful hero" thrown in is pukeworthy. It's the culmination of forty years of lying to the point that he's become his own Portrait of Lyin' Dorian Gray.

Posted by: Zek at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (OzNIz)

249 >> Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

I'm so fucking wet right now.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (HJ1lo)

250 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

251 Heh. I'm trapped in a retrospective meeting and one senior dev is telling another senior dev he fucked up badly and the scolded senior dev refuses to admit fault.

Wheeeee!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (kDGvA)

252 Trump didn't really bash Trump IMO. Stated the truth as usual. He's a bullshit artist. And while true I have nothing against him. Now let's talk about bullshit believers. The entire democrat party.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (avM2L)

253 The US.... Governed by puppets....enforced by police.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ZUFWM)

254 In an avalanche, not many options for you, one place is good as another, unless you have a jet pack and can go UP!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (jTmQV)

255 Hostages ? Misery Index ? Fuel rationing ? And Jimmy talking up unilateral disarmament ?

To me, they may be 1A and 1B.
Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:44 PM (dI4uN)

Don't jinx it, inflation has already been higher and Biden wants to do price controls.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (b2nrj)

256 I never got the impression Carter hated this country or would try to sell us out. He may have been a naive dope but Biden actively hates this country on top of being corrupt and an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Musk jfc

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (avM2L)

258 "I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans."

Miralax will fix that.

Posted by: fd, feeling sickish at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (sn5EN)

259 231 @samstein
FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

LMAO
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (U3uv2)

Well, okay now. Don't think I've ever done that. Chilaquiles? Yup
Menudo? Oh yeah
Tacos? um not really.

Posted by: Bubba at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

260
I've always done my own nails. Haven't had a manicure in YEARS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

I always do my own too. I enjoy doing it and my own pedicures too.

However I had a stroke ain 2017 and I'm not as flexible as I once was so pedicures have been difficult for me. My daughter and granddaughters treated me to my first pedicure recently. It was very nice and my pedicurist showed me where I was getting ingrown toenails on six of my toes because I hadn't been able to do the work myself the way it needs to be done.

I guess I will have to break down an pay to have them done from now on.

Oh darn.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (RLLZj)

261 Who is dumber, AOC or Kamala?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (DcKNO)

NP hard problem.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (U3uv2)

262 I used to think "Keep Austin Weird" was sort of cute, but now it sounds like a threat.

I'm triggered! I just realized it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (FDItB)

263 I hope to be with the Lord before that happens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

So do I, Fen. Come quickly, Lord Jesus

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (tQL7r)

264 The collected Horde could probably eat two dozen of more can each and by the end of the night produce more than enough methane to melt the polar ice caps once and for all.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

We could re-make the bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

265
>>I bet AOC was a lousy bartender who couldn;t make a drink to save her job.

Probably. But...

https://tinyurl.com/y6y7nenx

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (b6m9k)

266 Does San Antonio have some special tacos that say Dallas or Phoenix does not? It’s suck an ofd and specific thing to say.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (w0oaQ)

267 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

I'm so fucking wet right now.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11

Snort

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (ftFVW)

268 For that matter didn't the Iranian hostages survive? Unlike say many of the people left in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (b2nrj)

269 239 But baked beans suck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11

Thank you, Bitter Clinger. It needed to be said.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (ftFVW)

Grilled bean keep falling through the grate...

Posted by: AOC at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

270 250 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

I know a few Mexicans. When I've had breakfast with them - bacon eggs toast maybe hash browns. What are they then?

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (Vr12I)

271 Can Country Style Bush Beans, can of Wolfs lean beef chili, bag of Uncle Ben's rice mix together with a good portion of Baby Rays Honey BBQ sauce.

I call it BBQ red beans and rice chili.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

That sounds pretty good actually.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (c8pZY)

272 not sure how AOC is going to take being in the minority

cuz she has always been in the majority

my guess is not well and she will be doing something else in 4 or 5 years

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (us2H3)

273 FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.
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That isn't even the best part.

The event name was something like: LatinX eXpression.

Yeah, there wasn't a body there with more than 2% indian blood. It was whiter than a flour mill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (Gcu/5)

274 233 >>I bet AOC was a lousy bartender who couldn;t make a drink to save her job.

I bet her Sex on The Beach just kinda lays there.
Like a fish.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (HJ1lo)
______
Ben Jonson disagreed:
good action. Firk, like a flounder; kiss, like a scallop, close; And tickle him with thy mother tongue.
-- The Alchemist

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (TgBWG)

275 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
=================
Well, that and how she votes.

Posted by: Demofascist Propaganda Press at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (FDItB)

276 Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:46 PM (aeePL)

I haven't had a manicure since the early 1990's when I was a bridesmaid at a wedding. I don't color my nails. I cut them when they get too long. I cannot be part of the resistance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (FZ2cV)

277 250 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

Is her avocado toast unique, though?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (nMx88)

278 This freaking lib reply to Sam Stein's tweet about FLOTUS:

@spirit_oracle - 18m

Sam be careful that you don't turn into Fox, this is a no story. Just another attempt to throw a wet blanket of doubt on the Biden administration. Every individual is unique, yet we're all the same #Humans

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

279 >> Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos.

I bet your son eats them every chance he gets.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (HJ1lo)

280 >>> 243 Biden says federal law preempts state abortion law.
______________

They had 50 friggin' years to try and pass something. And it's not as if they didn't know what a trainwreck Roe, and then Casey, were. Hell, their own abortion goddess Ruth Ginsburg repeatedly warned them that Roe and Casey were problematic, and not good constitutional law.

But instead of passing a federal abortion law, and then letting it be challenged in the courts, they sat on their asses and did nothing. Or they stood on the steps of the Capitol and threatened Supreme Court justices and nominees if they didn't rule the way the left wanted.

The left's own version of Failure Theater.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (MvHI3)

*ahem*

Posted by: The 10th Amendment at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (llON8)

281 I guess I will have to break down an pay to have them done from now on.

Oh darn.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (RLLZj)
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Think of it as doing your part for world peace. You're reclaiming something or other.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aeePL)

282 AOC's face looks great....when it's stuffed in a pillow, during her after-hours, barmaid career.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (ZUFWM)

283 247 Who is dumber, AOC or Kamala?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (DcKNO)

Don't let those two get too close together; the vacuum genated by their brains could cause some real damage.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

284 We got a great big convoy farting through the night.

Posted by: C.W. McBean at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

285 I know a few Mexicans. When I've had breakfast with them - bacon eggs toast maybe hash browns. What are they then?
Posted by: kraken

All the ones stopping at RaceTrac gas stations on the way to work are getting hot dogs. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (c8pZY)

286 Biden talking about the gun control bill. Will we see John Cornyn in a Speedo twerking on stage?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (MkYsY)

287 That sounds pretty good actually.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (c8pZY)

It's very good. Add some chopped onions and eat it with club crackers.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (aToww)

288 249 >> Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

I'm so fucking wet right now.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (HJ1lo)

It's called a shart

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

289 Yeah - comparing Biden and Carter may be like trying to compare Bob Lilly and Aaron Donald. The eras are too different.

Carter and Biden are both awful, contending for that final spot on my Mt Rushmore of Presidential Prickdom.

Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (dI4uN)

290 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

I'm so fucking wet right now.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11

Back off! They're all mine!!

Posted by: Ann-Margaret at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (4I/2K)

291 I never got the impression Carter hated this country or would try to sell us out. He may have been a naive dope but Biden actively hates this country on top of being corrupt and an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Yup, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (VwHCD)

292 * snickers at garrett *

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (sn5EN)

293 202 I'm glad AOC is around to tell me that I should go get my nails done as a personal act of reclamation and, let's face it, courage. I haven't had my nails done in years and daggonit, I am going to reclaim them and save the world at the same time! Wheee! Who's with me???!!
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What exactly is a person supposed to be "reclaiming" by having their nails done?

The right to get a fungus? To keep Korean ladies in business? To prop up Revlon's stock price?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (MvHI3)

294 not sure how AOC is going to take being in the minority

cuz she has always been in the majority

my guess is not well and she will be doing something else in 4 or 5 years
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (us2H3)
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running for goverrnor, maybe. hahahahaha! Maybe that'll finally turn NYS red.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (FDItB)

295 I always do my own too. I enjoy doing it and my own pedicures too.

However I had a stroke ain 2017 and I'm not as flexible as I once was so pedicures have been difficult for me. My daughter and granddaughters treated me to my first pedicure recently. It was very nice and my pedicurist showed me where I was getting ingrown toenails on six of my toes because I hadn't been able to do the work myself the way it needs to be done.

I guess I will have to break down an pay to have them done from now on.

Oh darn.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM

Check with your health insurance, I know one guy who had back surgery and could no longer bend over to cut his toenails and his health insurance covered pedicures for him after that. Not sure if it will work with yours, but it never hurts to check or put in a claim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (bVYXr)

296 I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

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Depends entirely on their complexion and accent.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ZUFWM)

297 Now I'm remembering that photo of Trump poised to devour a taco salad. "I love our Hispanics!" LOL, you knew he was trolling the pearl-clutchers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

298 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.

A lot of "authentic" Hispanic food is ass. Two cups of rice with a quarter cup of lard and a baked chicken wing thrown on top is authentic Mexican food. Most of Mexican food we know and love here is TexMex or holiday Mexican food.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (kDGvA)

299 I don't color my nails. I cut them when they get too long. I cannot be part of the resistance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (FZ2cV)
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Sure you can, Fen! Every time you cut them say to yourself, "I am performing an act of reclamation and making the world a better place." I say trimming your nails identifies as a manicure.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (aeePL)

300 I'm so fucking wet right now.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11

Oh, so they did actually push you back in the water.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (VwHCD)

301 Think of it as doing your part for world peace. You're reclaiming something or other.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aeePL)

It beats eating bugs.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (RLLZj)

302 Y'all are like breakfast tacos: cheap and greasy.

When does my flight leave?

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ppBhU)

303 >>Back off! They're all mine!!
Posted by: Ann-Margaret at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (4I/2K)

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (HJ1lo)

304 I guess I will have to break down an pay to have them done from now on.

Oh darn.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 05:49 PM (RLLZj)
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Think of it as doing your part for world peace. You're reclaiming something or other.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (aeePL)

My feet are so ticklish I've never had a pedicure. I do my own.

Just painted my toenails a nice, summery light orange yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

305 I could upload the pic I just took of about 43000 pounds of beans into a trailer 20 minutes ago. Van de camps though. I also load Vienna sausage. People still eat it at a rate of probably 200000 pounds a week

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (avM2L)

306 278 This freaking lib reply to Sam Stein's tweet about FLOTUS:

@spirit_oracle - 18m

Sam be careful that you don't turn into Fox, this is a no story. Just another attempt to throw a wet blanket of doubt on the Biden administration. Every individual is unique, yet we're all the same #Humans
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

Every individual to the Left is unique to the Left except for White folks, who are inherently and uniformly evil.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 11, 2022 05:55 PM (nMx88)

307 Yeah, Jimmy did not hate America.He was just hapless.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)

308 You should see the tats on my knuckles.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Sister!

Posted by: Jake and Elwood Blues at July 11, 2022 05:55 PM (thbCK)

309 296 I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

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Depends entirely on their complexion and accent.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ZUFWM)

As hispanic as Beto O'Rourke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

310 What exactly is a person supposed to be "reclaiming" by having their nails done?

The right to get a fungus? To keep Korean ladies in business? To prop up Revlon's stock price?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (MvHI3)
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You know, something or other *waves hands madly*. Don't ask questions, just follow AOC blindly.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (aeePL)

311 Y'all are like breakfast tacos: cheap and greasy.

When does my flight leave?

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ppBhU)

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Oof. Wish that was real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

312 Probably. But...
https://tinyurl.com/y6y7nenx
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:50 PM (b6m9k)
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threadwinner nominee

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (FDItB)

313 >> I also load Vienna sausage.

Do I need a loading dock, or do you offer curbside dropoff?

Posted by: Petee Buttigieg at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (HJ1lo)

314 Yeah, Jimmy did not hate America.He was just hapless.
Posted by: kraken

Is that how he pronounced "helpless" or "hopeless"?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (thbCK)

315 Yeah, Jimmy did not hate America.He was just hapless.
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)

Not fond of Jews, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)

316 You're as unique as the wrinkles around your asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (O1CTW)

317 Carter and Biden are both awful, contending for that final spot on my Mt Rushmore of Presidential Prickdom.
Posted by: And Away We Go at July 11, 2022 05:53 PM (dI4uN)
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There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

318 "I also load Vienna sausage. People still eat it at a rate of probably 200000 pounds a week
Posted by: Jimco Industries"

Keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (sn5EN)

319 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

Are you being followed by the Oscar Mayer weinie mobile?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (5HLLH)

320 not sure how AOC is going to take being in the minority

cuz she has always been in the majority

She doesn't even handle being in the majority well. She's constantly popping off about Dem leaders or some perceived issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (kDGvA)

321 Caption to the Wash Post cartoon should be "And that is what didn't happen!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (8GBH4)

322 298 Our son's fiancee is Hispanic, and doesn't eat breakfast tacos. Her typical breakfast is...avocado toast.

I guess she ain't "authentic" Hispanic or something.

A lot of "authentic" Hispanic food is ass. Two cups of rice with a quarter cup of lard and a baked chicken wing thrown on top is authentic Mexican food. Most of Mexican food we know and love here is TexMex or holiday Mexican food.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (kDGvA)

Dude, that description of authentic only holds if you've gathered your ingredients from a dumpster.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

323 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

Only 1 pound of pork in the load.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (U3uv2)

324 They had 50 friggin' years to try and pass something. And it's not as if they didn't know what a trainwreck Roe, and then Casey, were. Hell, their own abortion goddess Ruth Ginsburg repeatedly warned them that Roe and Casey were problematic, and not good constitutional law.

But instead of passing a federal abortion law, and then letting it be challenged in the courts, they sat on their asses and did nothing. Or they stood on the steps of the Capitol and threatened Supreme Court justices and nominees if they didn't rule the way the left wanted.

The left's own version of Failure Theater.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 05:47 PM (MvHI3)
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That's why the Dem's created the Super-legislature. So social questions can "get answered" without the Congress having to dirty their hands.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (krQz2)

325
Dude, that description of authentic only holds if you've gathered your ingredients from a dumpster.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

Gruel is authentic everywhere.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)

326 Carter presented the MSM a perfect narrative of the aw shucks, nuclear scientist

he was no where ready for being president and was really blessed with the political landscape and his opponent

like a lot of politicians, first time they have to face a real foe, they get their head handed to them

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (us2H3)

327 The name of the event Jill spoke at was stupider:

Latinx IncluXion

Cause you know them hispanicals love the LatinX ... use it twice!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (Gcu/5)

328 Just painted my toenails a nice, summery light orange yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
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That's beautiful, Jane. No one can say we 'ettes aren't doing our part.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (aeePL)

329 I want a pedicure.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Would ya settle for a pony ?

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (T4tVD)

330 315 Yeah, Jimmy did not hate America.He was just hapless.
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)

Not fond of Jews, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (x8Wzq)

Which is strange, considering he was Evangelical.Weird guy. Jewish Prime Minister calle him " an odd little man".

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (Vr12I)

331 I don't color my nails. I cut them when they get too long. I cannot be part of the resistance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 05:51 PM (FZ2cV)
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The Paolo will visit you soon and "color your nails"

Posted by: The Paolo, Koren version at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (xmT+2)

332 most peaceful interruption from rabbit hole:

The China social credit system aims to be an all-encompassing system for assessing the trustworthiness of individuals, corporations and government actors within China.

By working with a local expert like Horizons, you can identify the type of information that you will need to provide to authorities, receive an internal audit to ensure compliance and access due diligence on potential business partners.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (PCoNr)

333 Dude, that description of authentic only holds if you've gathered your ingredients from a dumpster.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

Which, ironically, is what you have to do to rate "authentic."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (U3uv2)

334 I'm so fucking wet right now.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11

Oh, so they did actually push you back in the water.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Get the harpoons!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (FVME7)

335 There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Whew!

Posted by: Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (aaGzp)

336 316 You're as unique as the wrinkles around your asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (O1CTW)

The Chinese have an app for that when they check you for COVID...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

337 Just painted my toenails a nice, summery light orange yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
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That's beautiful, Jane. No one can say we 'ettes aren't doing our part.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 05:58 PM (aeePL)

I feel it's the least I can do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

338 > What exactly is a person supposed to be "reclaiming" by having their nails done?

It's dilettante Zoomer activism. Pick something you already do or want to do, film it, then TikTok it with your "message" attached.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (kDGvA)

339 Gruel is authentic everywhere.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Ace-the inventor of Cruel Gruel

Posted by: and Crocs are the Cruel Shoes of Current Millennium at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (thbCK)

340 For me, growing up in Central New York, the best baked beans have always been Grandma Browns Baked Beans.

Factory is in Mexico, NY

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

341 319 Just for the record, I'm hauling 43,000 pounds of Bush's Baked Beans.

43,000 pounds.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 05:37 PM

Are you being followed by the Oscar Mayer weinie mobile?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (5HLLH)

Thread Weiner

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

342 Whew!
Posted by: Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (aaGzp)
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Maybe it can be a Hall of Presidon'ts!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

343 Every individual is unique, yet we're all the same #Humans

That's deep, man.

Posted by: Pinto at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (+Ib20)

344 My favorite local Mexican restaurant is New Mexican, as in the state. Their food features Hatch green chili sauce and it's unbelievable. they also do chimichangas with egg roll wrappers. Might need to make a food run here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (x8Wzq)

345 There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
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If you push those carvings into a volcano, Hawaii is guaranteed a good harvest.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 06:00 PM (IDn5S)

346 What exactly is a person supposed to be "reclaiming" by having their nails done?

Your position of dominance over southeast Asians.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (b6m9k)

347 I feel like I should try to one-up you guys getting pedicures, you know, for great justice and all that.

Maybe I should try the foot massage place in the bigger town near me?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (llON8)

348 San Antonio breakfast tacos are about as Hispanic as celebrating Cinco de Mayo.

Neither found south of the border.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (Gcu/5)

349 So on inauguration day, when Biden heard in his earpiece to 'Salute the Marines' and he said "Salute the Marines" without saluting them when walking through the door, he actually said "Everyone should salute Marines"? Okay, got it.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

350 You're as unique as the wrinkles around your asshole.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (O1CTW)

This place. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (4I/2K)

351 The Paolo will visit you soon and "color your nails"
Posted by: The Paolo, Koren version at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (xmT+2)

I've never seen men as manicurists, so I don't think manicures are part of a Korean sex act generally speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (FZ2cV)

352 Maybe I should try the foot massage place in the bigger town near me?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (llON

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Ladies, we have found our leader.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (aeePL)

353 *ahem*
Posted by: The 10th Amendment
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It's cute you think you're still relevant, Ten. If growing wheat in one's own backyard for one's own personal consumption affects interstate commerce and can thus be federally regulated, then certainly abortion can be as well. And even if not, we still have John Roberts around to tell us how a giant, invasive federal law that regulates a subject matter not within the federal government's limited powers is still constitutional because "it's a tax!!!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (MvHI3)

354 LOL

@BulleitBro

Look, if we could go to DEFCON 5 for a month because Trump got two scoops, we can go off a couple days on Jill's cringe borderline racist pandering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

355 "There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster "

Maybe repurpose a landfill?

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (sn5EN)

356 There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

I say, don't encourage them.

Get your nails done to stick it to the patriarchy instead.

Something in a nice light orange.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (RLLZj)

357 You're as unique as the wrinkles around your asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (O1CTW)

Is that what they call biden's cabinet? Wrinkles around the asshole?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (VwHCD)

358 I'm so fucking wet right now.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 11

Oh, so they did actually push you back in the water.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Get the harpoons!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM

Whale ho! Where away? Three points off the starboard bow.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (bVYXr)

359 What exactly is a person supposed to be "reclaiming" by having their nails done?

It's dilettante Zoomer activism. Pick something you already do or want to do, film it, then TikTok it with your "message" attached.
Posted by: bonhomme

So film rubbing one out? Kewl.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (c8pZY)

360 People act like "X" is it's own syllable.

Latinx rhymes with Lynx.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (krQz2)

361 Not fond of Jews, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Hardly unique in the democrat party.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (MGB5H)

362 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

363 Just painted my toenails a nice, summery light orange yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

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#OrangeNailsBad!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (EUZ52)

364 I guess AOC had to top getting her asshole bleached to celebrate Pride Month somehow ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (Gcu/5)

365 A guy last week dropped a pallet of Vienna sausage. 2200 pounds. Started stacking ot back on the pallet. I said no. That goes in the trash. We don't put it back on a pallet. For the good of humanity.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (avM2L)

366 Tattooing the knuckles with short pithy messages...hmmm, it just might work. TALK and EXIT maybe.

Posted by: Biden's Handlers at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (5HLLH)

367 breakfast tacos = california roll

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

368 I am making a list of those who I want to die while filming an avalanche in Kyrzystan. Does that make me a bad Christian?

Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2022 06:03 PM (nnp+f)

369 pi]I want a pedicure.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I have thick callouses on my heels, i use and angle grinder to remove them. I can lend it to you when I'm finished.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 06:03 PM (MkYsY)

370 A guy last week dropped a pallet of Vienna sausage. 2200 pounds. Started stacking ot back on the pallet. I said no. That goes in the trash. We don't put it back on a pallet. For the good of humanity.
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Same for Vienna, VA?

Posted by: Miklos so contemplates at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (thbCK)

371 But I strongly suspect that mainstream U.S. higher education is morally and intellectually corrupt, beyond the possibility of self-repair, and therefore no longer a worthwhile setting in which to spend my time and effort.
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I've been a systems and processes guy for over 20 years. There are times when a system is so effed up, my immediate recommendation is to scrap and it and build a new one from the ground up. There's a natural resistance to this concept, which says, "But that's going to take so much time and effort."

Sure, but you have no idea how much time and effort will go into fixing every stupid issue, one problem at a time, as you run into them. Some of those problems will prove intractable, meaning they can't be fixed, and now you're bolting a solution to the middle of a process that might not fit well with either the input or the process to which it outputs.

This is where I am with the federal government at the moment. Vote straight Democrat party and accelerate the crash, so that we can build something functional in its place.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (Y5eGO)

372 360 People act like "X" is it's own syllable.

Latinx rhymes with Lynx.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (krQz2)

La-tinx sounds like the name of a drag queen reading to kids at the local library...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

373 >>> 352
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Ladies, we have found our leader.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2022 06:01 PM (aeePL)

Sadly, while it's a couple doors down from where I get my hair cut, I didn't even notice until Gingy mentioned it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (llON8)

374 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
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Phrasing.

And please supply mind bleach!

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (krQz2)

375 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

NOTHING will happen to Hunter. He's got two FBI contacts on his iPhone. I saw 4chan's screen shots today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

376 Just saw a rumor that says the US is going to call for another COVID state of emergency.

And by rumor I mean someone I trust on Instagram linked it from somewhere unknown.

I'm no better than Madison what's her name.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (DcKNO)

377 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

....

He crossed state lines!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (b6m9k)

378 I've never seen men as manicurists, so I don't think manicures are part of a Korean sex act generally speaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11

Wait what? I wasn't supposed to get a happy ending with my mani-pedi? I knew something was off about that place.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (ftFVW)

379 362 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

and like "Fast and Furious", nothing will happen.
:::

aging Eric Holder...::::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

380 Isn't growing your nails and having them painted appropriation of Asian culture?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (aToww)

381 A ten year old and a fourteen year old beat a 73 year old to death.

https://bit.ly/3yWXgeo

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (kDGvA)

382 FLOTUS, in her speech this afternoon, said the Hispanic community was as "unique as the breakfast tacos" in San Antonio.
.......

Made with genuine Honduran tortillas.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

383 72 One day AOC is going to be president

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)

I used to laugh at this notion. Then Joe Biden was elected President.

Posted by: GLSD at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (AMIL/)

384 ODC
Obsessive Desantis Condition

stolen from Dave Rubin

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (DB16e)

385 >>> 362 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

O SMOD, where art thou?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (llON8)

386 367 breakfast tacos = california roll

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

Ate at a place the other day. someone ordered the California burger. Came with fries inside the burger, like a California Burrito. I had to stop myself from laughing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

387 335 There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 11, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Whew!
Posted by: Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (aaGzp)

Harding should be thrown in there too. Grant himself was not a POS, but his admin was as corrupt as they come.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 06:06 PM (diceA)

388 I had a pedicure about a month ago. And no I'm not giving up my man card. It should be a requirement under guy code.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (aToww)

389 Oh! It's ped-EE-cure!!

Never mind, then.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (krQz2)

390 379 362 The Hunter stuff is coming fast and furious now.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpnmznv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

and like "Fast and Furious", nothing will happen.
:::aging Eric Holder...::::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Okay...should have seen the

coming with "Paging"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

391 386 367 breakfast tacos = california roll

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 06:03 PM (us2H3)

Ate at a place the other day. someone ordered the California burger. Came with fries inside the burger, like a California Burrito. I had to stop myself from laughing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

I put fries inside my burgers, but that doesn't seem to be the internet definition of a California burger.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (b2nrj)

392 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (diceA)

393 381 A ten year old and a fourteen year old beat a 73 year old to death.

Am I wrong for already knowing what I'm not supposed to notice without even looking?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (b6m9k)

394 There really should be an anti-Rushmore with Carter, Obama, and Biden, plus James Buchanan and Woodrow Wilson.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster

Mt. Rushless ?

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2022 06:08 PM (T4tVD)

395 I had a pedicure about a month ago. And no I'm not giving up my man card. It should be a requirement under guy code.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (aToww)

My husband is a type 1 diabetic, and on doctor's advice, regularly gets pedicures. He loves them now. A nice foot soak and foot massage goes along with the pedicure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

396 Am I wrong for already knowing what I'm not supposed to notice without even looking?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 06:07 PM (b6m9k)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)

397 Seems it would be more beneficial to get two years of extremely engineering focused training and then perhaps a minor amount of pragmatic training in workplace conduct by individuals that are veterans of the industry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2022 05:30 PM (b6m9k)

I understand that accreditation is a bitch, you need several years of operation as a school and specific benchmarks to get national recognition

The Mises Institute is working on getting an Masters program for Austrian Economics, and they are not there yet. And no other place has the chops or interest in doing it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2022 06:09 PM (xhaym)

398 Ate at a place the other day. someone ordered the California burger. Came with fries inside the burger, like a California Burrito. I had to stop myself from laughing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

I put fries inside my burgers, but that doesn't seem to be the internet definition of a California burger.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

That's a PA thing. Permanti brothers

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2022 06:10 PM (MGB5H)

399
A lot of "authentic" Hispanic food is ass. Two cups of rice with a quarter cup of lard and a baked chicken wing thrown on top is authentic Mexican food. Most of Mexican food we know and love here is TexMex or holiday Mexican food.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2022 05:54 PM (kDGvA)

This.

There's a reason that Mexican food uses a lot of hot peppers, and it's not because they taste good.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2022 06:15 PM (n+4am)

400
By working with a local expert like Horizons, you can identify the type of information that you will need to provide to authorities, receive an internal audit to ensure compliance and access due diligence on potential business partners.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2022 05:59 PM (PCoNr)

I hadn't thought of that, the Social Credit Score is going to turn into a giant unending recreation of the Chinese Imperial public employee examination, where knowing the correct Confucian interpretation and representative poem is more important than things like counting and finance.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2022 06:20 PM (xhaym)

401 That bottom photo, um...
The bottom photo of the bottom...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 11, 2022 05:09 PM

The horror...the horror...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2022 05:24 PM
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That should be the whore... the whore...

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 11, 2022 06:29 PM (zL564)

402 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2022 06:15 PM (n+4am)

They like sizzling asses?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 11, 2022 06:31 PM (YglAn)

403 As hispanic as Beto O'Rourke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2022 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

Exactly.

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 11, 2022 06:33 PM (ZUFWM)

404 Just saw a rumor that says the US is going to call for another COVID state of emergency.
And by rumor I mean someone I trust on Instagram linked it from somewhere unknown.
I'm no better than Madison what's her name.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 11, 2022 06:04 PM (DcKNO)

No, I think you are right, Corona Chan is coming back. Vaccine injuries are going through the roof, Vaccine caused immunodeficiency is here, all cause death is climbing, and the very act of locking down societies has driven the virus' adaption into a very infectious disease.
Further, they have to hide the inflation, and they can't raise interest rates and stay out of default.
They can a) increase supply and hope to match the money supply, b) impose price controls, or c) tank demand . . . Like imposing lockdowns again.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2022 06:47 PM (xhaym)

405 They’re going to go back and edit all of the gaffes, now that they know reporters go to the transcripts for laughs. Those reporters better go archive the dementia before it’s erased and replaced. The WH SECIAL ops team is tired of walking behind the jackass with a shovel.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at July 11, 2022 08:10 PM (8y98Q)

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