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Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2022 09:37 PM (w9ZnN) 2
HI
Posted by: CMU VET at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (mMV7W) 3
And with the burger, it means this is the Early Bird Special ONt for us 29 yr olds.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (w9ZnN) 4
Hi all
Posted by: Ciampino at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (qfLjt) 5
yo
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:39 PM (ex2Cx) 6
had 2 vodkas may need another
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:39 PM (ex2Cx) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 09, 2022 09:40 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (ex2Cx) 9
You always crush it with the beef porn, MisHum!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ) 10
Mmm. Good lookin' burger.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K) 11
I need to issue a small correction to something I said earlier in the week. My statement was, essentially, that the Constitution was an excellently written document whose authors were sufficiently aware of how empires rise and fall to come up with something that could stand up to the test of time. For the most part I still stand by that, but we really could have done without the Commerce Clause. That part hasn't aged so well.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT) 12
Good evening all
Posted by: wing at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (PlW9M) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (2Ra0c) 14
I like a very pain burger
Beef on charcoal grill lettuce tomatoes bun TA DA Posted by: rhennigantx No Carolina Reaper sauce? Posted by: mikeski loves typos at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (P1f+c) 15
Early!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (a8vi6) Posted by: Miklos, Dept. Of Stakhanovites at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (thbCK) 17
9 You always crush it with the beef porn, MisHum!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ) -------- In the Brave New World, pictures of beef are all you'll get. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (2Ra0c) 18
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM Repaving Project On I-95 In South Philly ‘Like Hitting A Brick Wall,’ Causing Dangerous Situation, Drivers Warn Turning it from a white road to a third world road. Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj) 20
NPR:
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx) Posted by: Pete Buttgig at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (thbCK) 22
No Carolina Reaper sauce?
Posted by: mikeski loves typos at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (P1f+c) Some mustard maybe Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (ex2Cx) 23
I like a very pain burger
Beef masochism. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Very high steaks. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI) 24
PS I only eat 1 bun! Grilled on the grill!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (ex2Cx) 25
If you finish a project under budget, it just means you suck at budgeting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (mE7cY) 26
Very high steaks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI) Please just get to the meat of the subject! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (ex2Cx) 27
In the Brave New World, pictures of beef are all you'll get.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (2Ra0c) *dons VR goggles, sets aromatic diffuser to "charcoal grill"* Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (Dc2NZ) 28
Hidden in the A-hole, A-hole theme!
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (sh7Ef) 29
I need to issue a small correction to something I said earlier in the week. My statement was, essentially, that the Constitution was an excellently written document whose authors were sufficiently aware of how empires rise and fall to come up with something that could stand up to the test of time. For the most part I still stand by that, but we really could have done without the Commerce Clause. That part hasn't aged so well.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT) Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (cz2y9) 31
*dons VR goggles, sets aromatic diffuser to "charcoal grill"*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (Dc2NZ) Tell me when the negro kissing the heroine and you can fell it! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx) 32
Y'all see the news that Sri Lankens showed up in the hundreds of thousands, stormed their capital and ran the commie bastards out of the country?
Next up, Netherlands. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (dNqv+) 34
I like a very plain burger Beef on charcoal grill lettuce tomatoes bun I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions. Posted by: The Rutles at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (63Dwl) 35
Tell me when the negro kissing the heroine and you can fell it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx) Dafuq? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ) 36
Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!
Great looking burger up top, hold the veggies. "Deep in southwest Virginia, there's a county fair where, last month, one woman won first, second and third place for best cookies." -- And that woman was me. -- Bluebell Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (xT18z) 37
Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (cz2y9) ------ Whuttup, frogman. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (2Ra0c) 38
35 Tell me when the negro kissing the heroine and you can fell it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx) Dafuq? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ Drugs are bad, mmkay? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:49 PM (mE7cY) 39
Yeah Buddy.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 09, 2022 09:49 PM (R5lpX) 40
32 Y'all see the news that Sri Lankens showed up in the hundreds of thousands, stormed their capital and ran the commie bastards out of the country?
Next up, Netherlands. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY) Insurrection! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+) 41
Very high steaks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI) Please just get to the meat of the subject! Posted by: rhennigantx WHERE'S THE BEEF PUNS Posted by: Clara Miklos-Peller at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (thbCK) 42
For the most part I still stand by that, but we really could have done without the Commerce Clause. That part hasn't aged so well.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT) Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K) Thats not what it meant. Regulate meant make regular back then. Meaning people can trade without the state interfering. Like bourbon, or Champaign, or butter. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (ex2Cx) 43
first rate post as always MisHum....Thank you
Posted by: wing at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (PlW9M) 44
Whuttup, frogman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM Why, listening to GEOTUS in Alaska and enjoying an ONT, My Good Man! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (cz2y9) 45
Nice surprise music.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (anj39) 46
Very high steaks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI) Please just get to the meat of the subject! Posted by: rhennigantx WHERE'S THE BEEF PUNS Posted by: Clara Miklos-Peller at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (thbCK) You can have it your way. Posted by: Burger Royalty at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (4I/2K) 47
I mentioned previously about the big (and I mean big) orange and white feral cat who comes around every so often (like today). I give him treats and hang out with him, usually taking pics. I looked closely at some pics I took today and compared it to a few I took on May 5. There are now dark (not completely black) marks at the side of his left nostril and right side of his left eye (actually on the bridge of his nose). My first thought is cancer. Granted, the new, little feral cat had come by and kind of harshed his buzz, so he was a little more downcast than usual (he's very shy but he comes up to me), but he just seemed affected by something. This situation worries me. I don't want him to suffer.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (KAi1n) 48
Basically, the commie bastards from ESG forced Sri Lankens to do a bunch of commie green shit which immediately bankrupted everyone and destroyed food production.
Starving people are pissed people. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (P1f+c) 50
Dafuq?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ) BNW That was one of the classic parts of the movie part of the book! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (ex2Cx) 51
I see PennDOT is still a top-notch government agency. I recall them fondly when I was growing up in the ole Keystone State!
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?) Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (thbCK) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (cz2y9) 55
I see PennDOT is still a top-notch government agency. I recall them fondly when I was growing up in the ole Keystone State!
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?) Posted by: Puddleglum The complete list of State Departments of Transportation which have improved over my lifetime: 1) Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (P1f+c) 56
This is hilarious: https://youtu.be/TSFmipc_60s
It's fairly short too. Posted by: Ciampino - Could be a Monty Python skit at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt) 57
Liberté, égalité, fappité!
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM It is The Way of My People... Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (cz2y9) 58
32 Y'all see the news that Sri Lankens showed up in the hundreds of thousands, stormed their capital and ran the commie bastards out of the country?
Next up, Netherlands. Posted by: AlaBAMA The Jan 5th committee should investigate. Send them all over to Sri Lanka, NOW!! They'll figure it out!! Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (sAmhv) 59
59
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (GJnvT) 60
53 Sri Lankens inflation reached 54%.
By design, I imagine. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY) Green farming and green power. The Chicago food wars are gonna be lit! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (ex2Cx) 61
Burger Me Deadly was Lita Ford's best song.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (KFhLj) 62
I see PennDOT is still a top-notch government agency. I recall them fondly when I was growing up in the ole Keystone State!
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?) Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (sAmhv) Perhaps we can be of some assistance? Posted by: Oregon Highway Dept with some unused dy-no-mite! at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Cap'm Miklos of the Raging Queen at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (thbCK) 64
That burger looks good!
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT) 65
lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5) 66
Cheeseburgers are prima facie that cows are food. The melting of their curdled lactations only make them taste even better.
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2022 09:57 PM (NTUk0) 67
65 lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5 We're still doing phrasing, right? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: Miklos requests permission to inquire at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (thbCK) 69
55 I see PennDOT is still a top-notch government agency. I recall them fondly when I was growing up in the ole Keystone State!
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?) Posted by: Puddleglum The complete list of State Departments of Transportation which have improved over my lifetime: 1) Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (P1f+c) ---- Hey here in Illinois we have IDOT, more commonly referred to as IDIOT. Posted by: Ciampino - IL is probably competing with IO, ID for that I at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (qfLjt) 70
64 That burger looks good!
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT) Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are: 1) Mick Jagger b) Carley Simon iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ) 71
I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions.
Posted by: The Rutles at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM Perhaps you have to spell it out? Posted by: Texican ette at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (75HAH) 72
I showed girldog the burger pic. She approves immensely.
And yeah. Great tune behind it... BTW MisHum. Thanks for 'Bad Love' on Wednesday. Wonderful guitar work there... Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (WGYgd) 73
So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj) 74
VA comes back to work
300 peeps no 2017 Virginia Retirement System Schmitz Ronald D $840,235.09 2020 Virginia Museum of Fine Arts Nyerges Alexander L $757,977.76 2018 Virginia Retirement System Schmitz Ronald D $698,882.02 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (ex2Cx) 75
The melting of their curdled lactations only make them taste even better
I've never thought of cheeseburgers this way. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 10:00 PM (KFhLj) 76
hey fappers
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:00 PM (sJHOI) 77
65 lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5) ---- Something fishy about that question. Posted by: Ciampino - I love anchovies at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt) 78
66 Cheeseburgers are prima facie that cows are food. The melting of their curdled lactations only make them taste even better.
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2022 09:57 PM (NTUk0) Guess you do not do Kosher! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (ex2Cx) 79
So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt The wrong people were in charge. Posted by: Cowherd-Piven, currently producing unacceptable levels of CO2 at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (thbCK) 80
Thats good looking burger. Needs bacon.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (CzRZX) 81
Basically, the commie bastards from ESG forced Sri Lankens to do a bunch of commie green shit which immediately bankrupted everyone and destroyed food production.
Starving people are pissed people. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY) We need to recalibrate our messaging and try again. Posted by: ESG Commie Bastards at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (4I/2K) 82
73 So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj) Don't blame that shit on me. I only do shitty sportsball takes... Posted by: Colin Cowherd at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (BgMrQ) 83
73 So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj) Now do Viet Nam and Cambodia! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (ex2Cx) 84
Ann Coulter previously documented how most assassinations are done by those on the Leftist spectrum. At least in the United States. Probably holds true for the entire world. Yes there are always exceptions.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (aToww) Posted by: fappers at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (thbCK) 86
Firing up episode 2 of Chernobyl
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (sAmhv) 88
73 So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj) We should have spent more money! Posted by: School Chairman! at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (ex2Cx) 89
lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero And can it be flung from a 20 story flat? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (yykuI) 90
Black hole -
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY) 91
The Moose McGuillickutty bar and grill in Waikiki makes a Fantasy Burger. Three quarter pound patties and ALL the fixings. Sloppy as hell, it takes five napkins to eat.
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (oTZbj) 92
Evening Horde...How goes it?
Tonight's Movie Roulette experience includes the following: Ghost in the Shell (2017) - The live action version with Scarlet Johanssen. A bit of a mess, but interesting visuals and explores complex ideas. Children of Dune miniseries parts 1 & 2 - decent special effects, though the pacing is fairly slow Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d) 93
Trump sounds like he's Orange, Rested, and Ready.
Posted by: Miklos listens at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (thbCK) 94
Sri Lanka climate commies must have taken farming advice from the douchebags from CHAZ.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (aToww) Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ) 96
70 64 That burger looks good!
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT) Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are: 1) Mick Jagger b) Carley Simon iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ) ---- You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt) 97
lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5) Royal! Now buzz off, drone. Posted by: Worker Bee at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (4I/2K) 98
Per Insty, they've burned down the Sri Lanka Prime Minister's house, and the President has apparently fled the country on a naval vessel.
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (EZebt) 100
Anyone else watching The Old Man series on FX ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (aToww) 101
73 So, a cowherd-piven scheme in Sri Lanka ain't working as planned?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj) Hey, how about a little respect...I am dead after all. Posted by: zombie Richard Cloward at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (BgMrQ) 102
Anyone else watching The Old Man series on FX ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter I'm one ep behind, enjoying it though Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (MGB5H) 103
70 64 That burger looks good!
Posted by: Theodore Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are: 1) Mick Jagger b) Carley Simon iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child Dolly Parton's kids. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K) 104
91 The Moose McGuillickutty bar and grill in Waikiki makes a Fantasy Burger. Three quarter pound patties and ALL the fixings. Sloppy as hell, it takes five napkins to eat.
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (oTZbj) There is one south of LA. Fishing town! Posted by: School Chairman! at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (ex2Cx) 105
Trump sounds like he's Orange, Rested, and Ready.
Posted by: Miklos listens at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM Indeed! We need him back soon... Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (cz2y9) 106
98 Per Insty, they've burned down the Sri Lanka Prime Minister's house, and the President has apparently fled the country on a naval vessel.
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp They told them to resign, they refused. Commies always miscalculate. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (mE7cY) 107
80 Thats good looking burger. Needs bacon.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (CzRZX) Cheese, bacon, onion, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, avocado (optional) and a real beef burger patty. That's it. Anything less is not America. Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5) 108
You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler
Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt) Yeah, Stevie came to mind after I hit "post". Plum forgot about Ms. Widemouth... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (BgMrQ) 109
> Guess you do not do Kosher!
The perfect meal: Bacon cheeseburger (offensive to Hindus, Buddhists, observant Jews, and Muslims) Cold beer (offensive to Baptists) Topped off with a fine coffee (offensive to Mormons) and a cigar (offensive to Zoroastrians). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp) 110
exchange one of those patties with an egg sunny side up and you have a sTevo burger!
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (sh7Ef) 111
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) === President is head of state Prime Minister is head of government Both guilty Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (EZebt) 112
Former elementary school principal caught trying to meet 14M:
youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg0sFVFsyo Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (qpX6U) 113
off sox
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (ex2Cx) Posted by: Miklos is amused while trying to imagine at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (thbCK) 115
I've been watching the Sri Lanka situation, since it's a real time answer to the question, what happens when country's leadership completely collapses not only economy, but society itself? Here's the answer - everyone who thought that they would be in control is fleeing the country while the mobs burn down everything they can reach.
not even the army can do anything - there's no more gas or diesel left for them to even start up any of their vehicles. And they're as pissed off as everyone else is. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (r46W7) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3) 117
90 Black hole -
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY) But 10% comes back. Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (0OP+5) 118
Cheese, bacon, onion, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, avocado (optional) and a real beef burger patty. That's it. Anything less is not America.
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5) Holy crap. Did you leave anything else in the fridge? Maybe slap a fried egg on it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY) 119
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) _________ It's common in parliamentary republics. The president is the head of state and the PM is the head of government. In the US, the president is both. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (/U27+) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9) 121
Thanks for the AC/DC videos above. Their inclusion in tonight's ONT is definitive proof that Bon Scott was the superior frontman for the band. This is as certain a thing as any scientific fact. Well done, ONT.
Posted by: DB at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (geLO8) 122
Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are:
1) Mick Jagger b) Carley Simon iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard ---- You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child - --- I'll take three, stacked up. Posted by: Brian Blessed at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (NTUk0) Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (qpX6U) 124
not even the army can do anything - there's no more gas or diesel left for them to even start up any of their vehicles. And they're as pissed off as everyone else is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (r46W7 Getting rid of the cockroaches is the easy part. Hard part is next, which is how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over. Shit we should think about here. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY) 125
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Lots of countries (like Israel) have that. The President is apolitical, serves as the symbol of national unity, and does a lot of ribbon-cuttings. (I.e. like a royal family in a constitutional monarchy.) The Prime Minister is the political hack. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (I2/tG) 126
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GEOTUS slayed in AK this evening! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9) Poorly worded, me thinks. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (mE7cY) 127
I'll take three, stacked up. Posted by: Brian Blessed at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (NTUk0) _______ Four for me. Posted by: Joe E. Brown at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (/U27+) 128
I need to issue a small correction to something I said earlier in the week. My statement was, essentially, that the Constitution was an excellently written document whose authors were sufficiently aware of how empires rise and fall to come up with something that could stand up to the test of time. For the most part I still stand by that, but we really could have done without the Commerce Clause. That part hasn't aged so well.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT) Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K) yeah, they also could have put " and if you pass one tiny law we fucking kill you in your sleep" right after the Shall no be infringed part. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: Miklos, former Kremlinologist at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (thbCK) 130
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Think 10% for the big guy and it all begins to make sense! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Every Dimwitted Communist on the Internet at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (bW8dp) 132
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K) __________ No Irish. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (/U27+) 133
Do the citizenry in Sri Lanka have guns?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj) 134
Caramelized onion is incredibly wonderful on a burger. I add only mayo or nothing else with it, but you can use the whole range of toppings and the caramelized onion still stands out.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (xT18z) 135
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Hell its only been half a year Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H) 136
Cold beer (offensive to Baptists)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp) Not really. (wink) Posted by: Baptists at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ) 137
GEOTUS slayed in AK this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9) Poorly worded, me thinks. Posted by: AlaBAMA That's just hoe the Kids talk these days. Posted by: Miklos, totally tubular at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (thbCK) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (MGB5H) 139
Everything in Sri Lanka is due to the green bullshit being pushed everywhere. This is the end result of what's being attempted here too.
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death. That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY) 140
134 Caramelized onion is incredibly wonderful on a burger. I add only mayo or nothing else with it, but you can use the whole range of toppings and the caramelized onion still stands out.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (xT18z) I'm a big fan of chopped white onion. Caramelizing them leaves too sweet a taste to the burger Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (BgMrQ) 141
> Not really. (wink)
Posted by: Baptists Why should you always make sure to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (bW8dp) 142
Do the citizenry in Sri Lanka have guns?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj) --- Probably not. But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d) 143
> The perfect meal:
I guess you could add "on a Friday during Lent" to get the Catholics in there as well. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (bW8dp) 144
133 Do the citizenry in Sri Lanka have guns?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj Didn't need em, but not sure. Basically just showed up in the hundreds of thousands and sacked the capital. Leaders fled the country. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY) 145
Everything in Sri Lanka is due to the green bullshit being pushed everywhere. This is the end result of what's being attempted here too.
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death. That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting. Posted by: AlaBAMA Well that, and mortaging the entire country to China Posted by: Miklos, wait until China Daddy with his Belt and Road gets here at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (thbCK) 146
Everything in Sri Lanka is due to the green bullshit being pushed everywhere. This is the end result of what's being attempted here too.
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death. That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY) --- Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (K5n5d) 147
> I've been watching the Sri Lanka situation, since it's a real time answer to the question, what happens when country's leadership completely collapses not only economy, but society itself?
___________ Sri Lanka is nothing like the US was/is. It's not an answer to what we'll see here. Bet on it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (BFigT) 148
A Mississippi teenager became a life-saver Sunday as he helped four people to safety from the Pascagoula River.
It was 2:30 a.m. when Corion Evans, 16, saw a car with three people inside it drive into the river Oops! Did I do that? Posted by: Mississippi Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ) 149
California let a pot hole get so bad it ruined a 33,000 mile old tire. So I had to spend $600 on a new set.
So it's not just Pennsylvania. Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Y274z) 150
That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA They (Gates, Fauci, et al) screwed up, everything was supposed to collapse at the same time before the kulaks had a chance to learn what evil was being wrought on them! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3) 151
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yeah, they also could have put " and if you pass one tiny law we fucking kill you in your sleep" right after the Shall no be infringed part. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD) ---- We can still do that. Keep a list of all offenders, even retired ones. Posted by: Ciampino - shall not be infringed at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (qfLjt) 152
Why should you always make sure to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? If someone catches them, they might think they were dancing. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (yykuI) 153
Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Nah, they are very much more smarterer than those Sri lankens Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (MGB5H) 154
but we really could have done without the Commerce Clause. That part hasn't aged so well.
Posted by: CppThis I don't know if the problem is the CC or whether the problem, like like so many others, is in its interpretation. I remember my con law professor in law school, who was kind of a funny old fart, described the limitations inherent in the CC by drawing a line representing its power beginning the on the left side of the white board but did not stop at the right side but continued on drawing on the wall all the way to the corner. It should be invalidated anyway because the economy of the founders of a few million dollars in no way resembles the multiple trillion dollar economy of today. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (FVME7) 155
Well that, and mortaging the entire country to China
Posted by: Miklos, wait until China Daddy with his Belt and Road gets here at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (thbCK) Even worse. Once the bankrupted the country with the ESG mandates, in comes the IMF to 'loan' them money, effectively turning over control of the country to the boushies. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY) 156
Pro tip: you can't see pot holes in the dark.
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (Y274z) 157
Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
That's why they are turning the Army into a woke internal security force. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (I2/tG) 158
Somewhere, a Sri Lankan colonel / corporal has studied history and is feeling the tug to this is his moment to shine.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (4I/2K) 159
Will Sri Lanka have their own Jan 6 trials to punish the insurrectionists?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (63Dwl) 160
But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Seems like there is a lesson in there somewhere! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3) 161
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Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight. Posted by: Count de Monet ___ No Irish. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM - ------- Ah, prairie shit. Everybody. Posted by: Olsen Johnson at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (NTUk0) 162
126 Poorly worded, me thinks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (mE7cY) Good Lord - I should hope so Greetings everyone -how is the horde on this July Saturday night? Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (7SwmH) 163
>>> 20 NPR:
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx) For a moment I was wondering wtf happened to Rombley and then I remembered he is *severely* conservative. Also, NPR can go fck itself. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2022 10:19 PM (llON8) 164
Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel No Your Private Bunkers are safe here. Posted by: Kommissarin Ardern of New Zealand Unfree Zone at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (thbCK) 165
142 Do the citizenry in Sri Lanka have guns?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj) --- Probably not. But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d) I seem to recall that in the civil war with the Tamils about a decade ago, a whole lot of the killing was done with machetes or the equivalent. "Getting rid of the cockroaches is the easy part. Hard part is next, which is how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over." what made Hitler so powerful was that he took over a modern economy with a powerful industrial base. it's not nearly so much fun to take over a giant shithole where everything is broken and *nothing* is capable of working. India could walk in and take over if they want; but I'm sure they're thinking "nah bro, no way is that mess worth the effort". Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (r46W7) 166
how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over.
___ You can't. The ultimate dictator, who will make all the previous ones look like amateurs, will be the last one, so there's that. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (/hCMk) 167
But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Seems like there is a lesson in there somewhere! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3) --- This is one reason why J6 freaked out The Powers That Be so much. They realized that they were within a hair's breadth of setting off a chain reaction that could have utterly destroyed them. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d) 168
Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
We need to hire more Capitol police Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (kOpft) 169
Bon Scott AC/DC is the true AC/DC. All others are fugazi.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (hVqGz) 170
Trump was GREAT at the Alaska rally tonight. Very relaxed, lots of humor, gave a run down of the issues that might become his stump speech for 2024. When it comes to working a crowd, he's still the GOAT.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (sWM8x) 171
Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel AOC has. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it. @GOPLeader McCarthy said he wants to promote House members who incited violence. Their feigned horror at protest [against Supreme Court justices] is a silencing tactic. - She sees the need for luxury armored cars. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7) 172
91 The Moose McGuillickutty bar and grill in Waikiki makes a Fantasy Burger. Three quarter pound patties and ALL the fixings. Sloppy as hell, it takes five napkins to eat.
Posted by: davidt Burgers like that look great, but I'm always disappointed when I eat them. Too large and you can't get a decent bite. Too many ingredients and they all run together and make a slop. I go with cheese, mustard, onions, and maybe one other sauce such as ketchup. Or some specialty burger with maybe 2 or 3 things. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW) 173
20 NPR:
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative. Posted by: rhennigantx That is a sick depraved disgusting statement, and the best part is it was paid for with OUR tax dollars! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3) 174
Seems like there is a lesson in there somewhere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar maybe it's in History books! If only we cud reed Posted by: Class of Corona 2022 at July 09, 2022 10:22 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Greta Thumperd at July 09, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY) 176
Read earlier today this explanation of how the world benefits from exported Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG). A decrease in USA exports of LNG will cause the cost of LNG in Europe to skyrocket and cause a huge energy crisis.
THREAD: https://bit.ly/3Iutv8a Now I just read of a fire at an LNG plant in Oklahoma. https://bit.ly/3NPDd5W Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2022 10:23 PM (Do5/p) 177
lI wonder what her jelly tastes like?
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5) Okay, why does that sound like it came from some disgusting scifi movie? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW) 178
I wish the people of Sri Lanka would kill their government officials rather than just forcing them to leave the country.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (sWM8x) 179
So... I guess The Dispatch is not doing so well and Jonah's looking for a sugar daddy to bail him out. At least, that's my assumption based on this tweet:
https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/ status/1545944789685882880 Just a thought: George Soros is considerably older than Joe Biden and maybe, just maybe, he’s no longer up to running the sinister global conspiracy a lot of you are very deeply invested in. Sure, 30 years ago he could make bulls gay, turtles fly, and flan edible, but not now. Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (dLxOt) 180
Are there leaders of the rebellion in Sri Lanka, or is it anarchy?
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (oTZbj) 181
She sees the need for luxury armored cars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7) Hey! Howse about just resigning? Then you don't have to worry about it. You can go back to a bar. Maybe show your tits for money. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ) 182
yeah, they also could have put " and if you pass one tiny law we fucking kill you in your sleep" right after the Shall no be infringed part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD) ^^^You get it!! **snort** Posted by: Iris at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (foa6+) Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (dLxOt) 184
Now I just read of a fire at an LNG plant in Oklahoma.
https://bit.ly/3NPDd5W Posted by: Clyde Shelton That was at the Medford plant. Up near the Kansas line Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H) 185
Cows fart!
How dare you! Posted by: Greta Thumperd I wonder if Greta had a big transgender brother who would sit on her head and fart. That would explain a lot. Posted by: Miklos doing speculation at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (thbCK) 186
I wonder if the I-95 construction site in Philly has a series of "Slow to XX" signs, which are being ignored?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (vxmc7) 187
> She sees the need for luxury armored cars.
_____________ I see the need for velvet tipped bullets. Let's call it a wash. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (BFigT) 188
178 I wish the people of Sri Lanka would kill their government officials rather than just forcing them to leave the country.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (sWM8x) I'm sure they were trying. At that point, it just becomes a contest of who can run faster. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (r46W7) 189
When I open AOS, the burger is next to a pic of the asassinated form Japanese PM. Unfortunate juxtaposition and a cure for burger craving..
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (iyVGU) 190
...I go with cheese, mustard, onions, and maybe one other sauce such as ketchup. Or some specialty burger with maybe 2 or 3 things.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM I go with a knife and fork... Yes, yes I do! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (cz2y9) Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW) 192
I'm sure they were trying. At that point, it just becomes a contest of who can run faster.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (r46W7) Edge to us if it happens here. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ) 193
I put A1 sauce on my cheeseburgers the other night.
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (oTZbj) 194
189 When I open AOS, the burger is next to a pic of the asassinated form Japanese PM. Unfortunate juxtaposition and a cure for burger craving..
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (iyVGU) I'm glad I don't have to see that horrible juxtaposition. I just have to look at the burger sitting next to some ad for Toe Fungus Relief. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (r46W7) 195
20 NPR:
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx) That make sense. In a two party state only one party can be divisive. Right? Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (AmoqO) 196
I'm a Baptist and I drink beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY) 197
28 Hidden in the A-hole, A-hole theme!
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (sh7Ef) Technically, it's hidden in the A holes. Plural. Inclusive. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3) 199
196 I'm a Baptist and I drink beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY) But do you dance? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh) 200
I offer Asylum to the unfortunate former leaders of Sri Lanka.
The stuff in the suitcases, however, is mine. Look! The cash is still in its original Fed and IMF wrappers! Posted by: Island Kingdom of Miklostania at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (thbCK) 201
Mmm. Good lookin' burger.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K) It is, indeed. Especially since I am hungry. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (vxmc7) 202
Types
*Thinks* **Deletes** Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3) Picture Nadler with a load, trying to run away.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ) 203
199 196 I'm a Baptist and I drink beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY) But do you dance? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh Depends on how many beers. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (mE7cY) 204
I can dance but all the dance moves I have are from the 1990s.
Maybe I can learn how to do that new crazy Gungam Style dance the kids are doing these days. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY) 205
An early draft of ZZ Top's song was titled Beer Drinkers and Baptist Hell Raisers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K) 206
>>>Are there leaders of the rebellion in Sri Lanka, or is it anarchy?
>Everytime somebody mentions Sri Lanka, I'm thinking a shortage of Sriracha, and I can't abide a shortage of the cock sauce. This is as important as baby formula. Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (0ocXn) 207
Picture Nadler with a load, trying to run away....
Posted by: OrangeEnt More like waddle away, like Danny DeVito as the Penguin. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (yykuI) Posted by: Miklos and the Modern Lovers at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (thbCK) 209
Next up, Netherlands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY) Ottawa has some very sturdy lamp posts, which are shockingly deficient in adornment. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (vxmc7) 210
Are there leaders of the rebellion in Sri Lanka, or is it anarchy?
praying for anarchy. for their sake and for mine Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:33 PM (sJHOI) 211
206 >>>Are there leaders of the rebellion in Sri Lanka, or is it anarchy?"
Anarchy - complete, total anarchy. Anyone who thinks they would like to live in an anarchy should pay attention. As the old maxim goes, it's the war of All against All. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:34 PM (r46W7) 212
146 -- My understanding of the Sri Lanka mess is that the government spent itself to the point of ruin, and somehow screwed up obtaining fertilizer. They big shots then told the people the entire country was going green all at once. I can't remember where I read this, and because I am 29, I really can't be sure I actually read it in the first place. (The XO and I have had a couple of discussions lately about possible false memories and really sucky mental oopsies.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 09, 2022 10:34 PM (H31K8) 213
I haven't posted here in a long time, but I read the blog every day, especially the ONT. Mis Hum does a fantastic job as does WD. Anyway, I released an album a couple of months back and the link below is a YouTube video. Please give it a looksee if you feel so inclined.
https://tinyurl.com/f6uun7e5 Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (LCXBH) 214
>Everytime somebody mentions Sri Lanka, I'm thinking a shortage of Sriracha, and I can't abide a shortage of the cock sauce. This is as important as baby formula.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (0ocXn) oh man if anything ever called out "Phrasing!!!" that sentence does. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7) 215
70 Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are:
1) Mick Jagger b) Carley Simon iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ) No problem. Just mash it down a little bit before taking the first bite Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:36 PM (GJnvT) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (/hCMk) 217
I go with a knife and fork...
Yes, yes I do! Posted by: Zettai https://tinyurl.com/5ep42bhn Posted by: Miklos and the Modern Lovers at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (thbCK) It's the only way to eat a Snickers bar. https://youtu.be/9Z-vdx_PcgU Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K) 218
Cold beer (offensive to Baptists)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp) Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store. Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (sh7Ef) 219
the economy of the founders of a few million dollars in no way resembles the multiple trillion dollar economy of today.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Just because it wasn't based on working the printing presses 24-7? We weren't capable of printing that much $. Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n) 220
Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store. Posted by: Jazz Head Thats the joke i was trying like hell to remember! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (MGB5H) 221
Getting rid of the cockroaches is the easy part. Hard part is next, which is how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over.
Shit we should think about here. Posted by: AlaBAMA Cumala: I'm rested and ready to orate. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW) 222
Just don't care for a hamburger that needs to be eaten with the use of a knife and fork.
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants. Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di) 223
Alleged that the 4chan kids have cracked Hunter’s secondary laptop password and are releasing all the contents. I smell burning rubber and resignation. But mostly resignation.
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (kx5Be) 224
212, Capt. Josepha, I read that there was also your average amount of government corruption involved, maybe IIRC all that government spending was the head of the country having a wastrel son like dear Hunter and there were lots of bribes being paid until, oopsie, suddenly there weren't any more and that's when things went "green."
I'd guess this was maybe at Instapundit or PJM because those are the only other blogs I read besides this one. Posted by: Tonestaple at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (3qAOE) 225
Cold beer (offensive to Baptists)
___ Since when? Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (/hCMk) That's just what we Baptists want others to believe so that there is more ice cold beer for us. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K) 226
Alleged that the 4chan kids have cracked Hunter’s secondary laptop password and are releasing all the contents. I smell burning rubber and resignation. But mostly resignation.
Posted by: Squid['/i] Ours or theirs? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3) 227
I recall in Journo Daze meeting with the Sri Lankan Ambassador to Hungary.
Very nice man, with only One Topic. Tea. And Tea. Have I told you about our wonderful tea? Good tea, unlimited tea at the Ambassador's residence. Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (thbCK) 228
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) That's pretty typical for a parliamentary system in a republic. Prime Minister is head of government, President is head of State. Israel, Italy, come to mind. And yes, the tune behind the burger was a gooder. All-star band! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (vxmc7) 229
Sometimes they just put thick steel plates over construction holes and those can mess your tires up.
A buddy of mine had an old impala he was proud of. He was driving it around when someone in the left lane forced him over to the right a bit and his front tire went into a broken open storm drain at about 30mph. No more impala. Everyone I knew growing up had cool cars even though they were nearly as poor as me. The rich kids had crappy safe modern late 80s cars. I did not have a cool car, a 77 nova but I liked it enough. It got from A to B. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (xbYBS) 230
Just don't care for a hamburger that needs to be eaten with the use of a knife and fork.
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants. Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di) --- Well, I think we know the obvious solution to this problem. Stop eating slopburgers while reading the Sunday Morning Book Thread (the only thread where pants are mandatory). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d) 231
131 But what they had in Sri Lanka wasn't REAL communism! We'll get it right next time!
Posted by: Every Dimwitted Communist on the Internet at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (bW8dp) Also, a good share of those imbeciles in Hollywood. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW) 232
>>>Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
>Mormons barely recognize each other at the lake. Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (0ocXn) 233
But mostly resignation...At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (sh7Ef) 234
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it. Because it's not real? Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n) 235
https://tinyurl.com/f6uun7e5
Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (LCXBH) I liked it! Gave me kind of a Frank Zappa meets Alan Parsons vibe. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (r46W7) 236
Cumala: I'm rested and ready to orate.
Posted by: nerdygirl Does orate mean the same as in town? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3) 237
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
Posted by: Weak Geek Someone should explain to the Noob Posted by: Sartorially Compliant Moron Miklos at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (thbCK) 238
Alleged that the 4chan kids have cracked Hunter’s secondary laptop password and are releasing all the contents. I smell burning rubber and resignation. But mostly resignation.
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (kx5Be) --- So the rumors of Hunter/Nancy Pelosi sex tape are true? We were just joking about that the other night... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (K5n5d) 239
234 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it. Because it's not real? Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n) Just like the grief nurses on TikTok. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (cz2y9) 241
You don't hear much about it.
Because it's not real? Posted by: SFGoth She has been transporting raped 10 year olds for abortions. Posted by: Miklos is unconvinced at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (thbCK) 242
I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj) 244
OK, you drink beer.
Do you dance??? Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV) 245
Bad news: Joe Biden is never going to be ashamed of Hunter's fuckups. If they stuck him in the front row of the medal ceremony, that's sign the wagons are circled.
Won't matter what that useless ball sack does. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (mE7cY) 246
Even worse. Once the bankrupted the country with the ESG mandates, in comes the IMF to 'loan' them money, effectively turning over control of the country to the boushies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY) They ought to go, cap in hand, to Russia. Putin is one of the few world leaders who is not down with the WEF "Great Reset". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (vxmc7) 247
Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store. Posted by: Jazz Head I thought she died in that January dust up over a year ago. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (MGB5H) 248
...I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
What are these things called pants that you speak of? Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (sh7Ef) 249
You don't hear much about it.
Because it's not real? Posted by: SFGoth Any public statement by a Democrat has a vanishingly small probability of being true! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9) 251
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
Posted by: Count de Monet EAT YOUR PEAS, PIERRE Posted by: LBJ to Pierre Salinger at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (thbCK) 252
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it. Because it's not real? Posted by: SFGoth at July I thought she died in that January dust up a year ago. Ugh fixed, stopped phone! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (MGB5H) 253
222 Just don't care for a hamburger that needs to be eaten with the use of a knife and fork.
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants. Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di) There are places here that will bring you a bib with your order. Not necessarily for hamburgers though. Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO) 254
>>>Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
Posted by: Weak Geek >Rule 1: Never stack you burger higher/bigger than your mouth. Rule 2: Mind you stack. It's important, - where do you put the lettuce? This is an exacting science. Rule 3: Wax Paper is you best friend. Wrap your burger, eat with one hand, and don't be a glutton. Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (0ocXn) 255
243 So Sri Lanka 'going green' was just to cover up the corruption.
Sounds familiar. Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj Kinda. The corruption was always there. But the corruption led to bankruptcy, which led to IMF bailouts, which led to demands of meeting ESG rules of the greenies, which led to massive crop output drops, which led to starvation and bankruptcy, and so on. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: the PRC at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (thbCK) 257
@230 --
I don't eat anything while I'm on the Book Thread. As for your second point -- says you. Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (Om/di) 258
OK, you drink beer.
Do you dance??? Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV) I do a mean lawn sprinkler. White man's overbite added with sufficient alcohol imbibing. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:47 PM (4I/2K) 259
I like a big messy burger. However, I have the ability to eat food faster than the speed of structural failure.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (xbYBS) 260
So the rumors of Hunter/Nancy Pelosi sex tape are true?
I hope so!!! Oh — sorry. NYT and CNN have released negative stories on Joe in the last 24 hours — 18 mos. into his term — so the decision has been made. The details may not be finalized but the process has begun. Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (kx5Be) 261
The next time someone mentions Biden, I'm going to re-poast that pic what I poasted last evening... Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (cz2y9) 262
...and don't be a glutton.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (0ocXn) You had me until that very last part. Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (oTZbj) 263
Bread is an absolute waste of stomach room if you're eating a burger. Burger, bacon, sauteed mushrooms and onions is all you need. Everything else is simply arrangement.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (KAi1n) 264
"Alleged that the 4chan kids have cracked Hunter’s secondary laptop password"
Meh, Hunter cracked it first. Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (KAi1n) 265
I do a mean lawn sprinkler. White man's overbite added with sufficient alcohol imbibing.
Posted by: Count de Monet Sufficient? Posted by: The Miklos-Heisenberg Imbibement Principle at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK) 266
I thought Sri Lanka was indebted to the PRC...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9) Sri Lanka's only value to anyone was the specialty crops and spices they could produce. The Government bought into the Green bullshit and stopped them from buying fertilizer. This collapsed the economy so completely they could no longer buy any oil or gas. (they produce none themselves) Between that and the fertilizer, they are now producing *nothing* of any kind. It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7) 267
Bread is an absolute waste of stomach room if you're eating a burger. Burger, bacon, sauteed mushrooms and onions is all you need. Everything else is simply arrangement.
Posted by: SFGoth To be fair, melted cheese doesn't take up very much room... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3) 268
263 Bread is an absolute waste of stomach room if you're eating a burger. Burger, bacon, sauteed mushrooms and onions is all you need. Everything else is simply arrangement.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (KAi1n Do you put your burger between two lettuce leaves? I recall that being the rage for a while. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY) 269
The best dance for the white man:
The Jerk Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:50 PM (Om/di) 271
Sufficient?
Posted by: The Miklos-Heisenberg Imbibement Principle at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK) These days that about halfway through the 3rd ice cold beer. I've gone lightweight / cheap date. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K) 272
The next time someone mentions Biden, I'm going to re-poast that pic what I poasted last evening...
Posted by: Zettai Damn At this hour? Posted by: Unnamed Judge from Sekrit Court at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK) 273
Tea. And Tea. Have I told you about our wonderful tea?
Good tea, unlimited tea at the Ambassador's residence. Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (thbCK) And if the lack of fertilizer means you cannot grow tea, to sell to the world, and earn foreign exchange credits, well, there is term for that: fucked. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (vxmc7) 274
269 The best dance for the white man:
The Jerk Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV Remember the 80s song, Dancing in the Sheets? Footloose soundtrack. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (/hCMk) Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (kx5Be) Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (jTmQV) 278
To be fair, melted cheese doesn't take up very much room...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar I do love me some cheese on a burger. Frankly, a lot of cheese. But cheese isn't necessary. No, I don't put my burger between 2 pieces of lettuce. I will admit to enjoying a patty melt on toasted, buttered rye. Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (KAi1n) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (/hCMk) 280
276 the entire country is now literally worthless.
They should rebrand as Ceylon! Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (kx5Be) And bring in Lord Baltar to run it. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7) 281
I'm kind of an eating savant. It took me about ten seconds to master chopsticks. Anything that involves shoveling food in my mouth I can adapt to quickly and optimize for speed and increased mass flow.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS) 282
Well, it worked perfectly on paper. It passed peer review in the dorms late one Friday night. We can't understand what went wrong. Them bloody wogs must have stuffed it up somehow.
Posted by: ESG Commie Bastards at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: spastic punk Miklos at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (thbCK) 284
And bring in Lord Baltar to run it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM And Ceylons in Neylons! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (cz2y9) 285
It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7) dollars to donuts, there is some offshore oil and gas potential, if they were to grant some exploration concesssions. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (vxmc7) 286
269 The best dance for the white man:
The Jerk Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV) Performing "The King Tut". Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO) 287
281 I'm kind of an eating savant. It took me about ten seconds to master chopsticks. Anything that involves shoveling food in my mouth I can adapt to quickly and optimize for speed and increased mass flow.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS) ^^I love the earnestness with which you share your super power. Posted by: Iris at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (foa6+) 288
Sri Lanka isn't "worthless". It's bankrupt and has no assets it can presently exploit for capital. That does not mean that it cannot be exploited. Population is around 22 million. They could be expatriated around the world and then the island could be turned into a giant prison camp....
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n) 289
Some mornings I wake up and I am in the bed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour Is there a part of the yard that appears to get a bit less sun? Posted by: Miklos would probably sleep in the white panel van at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (thbCK) 290
213 Mr. Alu Fod's video soundtrack sounds great! Not much to see in the video.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT) 291
They could be expatriated around the world and then the island could be turned into a giant prison camp....
Posted by: SFGoth Ah So.... Posted by: Xi Jin the Pooh at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (thbCK) 292
India may step in. Would seem likely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (mE7cY) 293
I tried to catch the Trump Alaska rally on RSBN but the connection sucked. 70,000 people watching when I tried. That’s a lot
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (kx5Be) 294
I did "The Bump" with Irma Thomas once.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (AmoqO) 295
I drink beer
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (sJHOI) 296
OT, but watching the 1976 King Kong, and boy, is it horribly dated and bad.
Jessica Lange at one point refers to Kong as a "chauvinist pig ape." The 1933 version holds up better. Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI) 297
213 Mr. Alu Fod's video soundtrack sounds great! Not much to see in the video.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT) Concur. I was quite pleasantly surprised by it. New Age? Ambient? Whatever. It does not grate upon the ears. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (vxmc7) 298
Are there youths who need protecting in Sri Lanka?
Posted by: UN Peacekeeper at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (oTZbj) 299
I did "The Bump" with Irma Thomas once.
Posted by: Javem She ain't no Big Fat Woman Ain't Gonna Bump no More with no Big fat Woman Posted by: Joe Tex at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK) 300
do the trains run to Sri Lanka?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (sJHOI) 301
Less sun?
It's all fog. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (jTmQV) 302
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (r46W7)
Thank you! Ya, FZ has been an influence. Can't deny it. Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (LCXBH) 303
90 Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY) Cynical C++ sometimes wonders if Putin and Zelensky are on a boat somewhere, smoking the finest weed and giggling uncontrollably about how much money they scammed from America and China. Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (UewuT) 304
196 I'm a Baptist and I drink beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY) We joke about that stuff, but I think a lot of it has to do with local custom. I grew up in an area where Baptists and Calvinists were very socially conservative, similar to the movie "Footloose". I knew kids who couldn't play cards, dance, go to movies, and parents were against drinking. But people from other areas who belonged to the same protestant religions weren't that strict. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW) 305
I did "The Bump" with Irma Thomas once.
Posted by: Javem But did she cook you red beans and rice at the Lion's Den? Posted by: Miklos had dinner cooked by a Grammy Winner at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK) 306
The 1933 version holds up better.
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI) Well, it had Fay Wray as the leading lady. Cute gal from the little Mormon town of Cardston, Alberta. They have a Fay Wray monument in downtown Cardston, too. I have seen it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (vxmc7) Posted by: Miklos from Presbyterians Anonymous at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (thbCK) 308
Oh, and I don't think most of them around here are that strict any more.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (+lVUW) 309
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) Look at Germany, 1933. President was Paul von Hindenburg, Chancellor was Adolf Hitler. So, yeah, fucked up. Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (ldL4g) 310
The fishing joke could be told about Mormons, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (vxmc7) 311
260 NYT and CNN have released negative stories on Joe in the last 24 hours — 18 mos. into his term — so the decision has been made. The details may not be finalized but the process has begun.
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (kx5Be) He was supposed to ram Build Back Bolshevik through the system and then get out of the way. They underestimated Joe's ability to fuck things up, and now he's fighting them on the second part of the plan. Gonna be interesting! Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:02 PM (UewuT) Posted by: Mormons, known for their sense of humour at July 09, 2022 11:02 PM (thbCK) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (/hCMk) 314
All them citizens at the PM's house are gonna capsize Sri Lanka. Then they'll be sorry.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (KFhLj) 315
He was supposed to ram Build Back Bolshevik through the system and then get out of the way. They underestimated Joe's ability to fuck things up, and now he's fighting them on the second part of the plan. Gonna be interesting!
Posted by: CppThis Most Excellent *temples fingers* Posted by: Joe Manchin, Hillary, and Others at July 09, 2022 11:04 PM (thbCK) 316
Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
Posted by: SMH Bob Dole would never do that Posted by: Bob Dole at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (thbCK) 317
But did she cook you red beans and rice at the Lion's Den?
Posted by: Miklos had dinner cooked by a Grammy Winner at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK) Never made it there. Did end up at Tuckys' Dome on S. Claiborne on night. Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (AmoqO) 318
I seldom if ever considered beer as an intoxicant.
I considered it as "a beverage". Perhaps this explains a lot in my life. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (jTmQV) 319
I always figured there was worse stuff recorded of the bidens because A) they're horrible people and B) before the election their propaganda media started hitting the "russians are deep-faking CGI video of biden, don't believe it!!!" And they wouldn't have done that for the stupid crap we've seen so far. There is something that doesn't quite make sense about all the constant video records of stupid degrading things hunter does.
I understand the whole, keep it simple he's just a narcissist, angle. But it seems more like intentional distraction noise and redirection. I think there's another level underneath it that hasn't been revealed. I mean, if hunter's vids are the upfront waving hand in this magic show what worse stuff is being done in the hand you can't see that they're trying to draw you away from? Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (xbYBS) 320
313 Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (/hCMk) Only when making reference to discrete aspects of my personality. Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (UewuT) 321
the entire country is now literally worthless. _________ Handyman's Special. Sold as is. No warranties expressed or implied. No refund. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (/U27+) 322
When I lived in Texas, distances were measured in number of beers consumed during the drive.
"Oh, you're going to San Antonio? That's about a 4 beer drive." Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (jTmQV) 323
If I had only scored with Phoebe Cates, maybe I wouldn't be so uptight these days.
[shakes cane at sky] DAMN YOU, PIRATE COSTUME!!! Posted by: Judge Reinhold at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (DZ1nK) 324
Never made it there. Did end up at Tuckys' Dome on S. Claiborne on night.
Posted by: Javem Tucky's Dome??? There was a college bar called Friar Tucks on S. Claiborne... Posted by: Miklos seraches remaining memory circuits at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (thbCK) 325
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Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (jTmQV) 326
254 The proper way to eat a 'slopburger' is to let it drip onto whatever wrapper it was wrapped in, and then, when you have finished the burger, lick the wrapper.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (GJnvT) 327
Well, I don't have a steak to grill, but I do have 3 smoky dogs. I think I will pre-cook a tater in the microwave, and then finish it on the grill with the dogs.
Had a long day today. Out at 0900 to get a stored engine prepped for sale. Got it started up. Buyer came, heard it run, was happy. We loaded him up, found a transmission to go with. I got paid a nice chunk of change. Ran the riding mower until the fuel just would flow no mo'. Hoisted it up, did a blade swap, and sharpened both sets of blades. Replaced a bad tire, and replaced the clogged fuel line. Mower has its "mow jo" back, ran like a top, and cut clean. Tried to start my '96 Diesel suburban; got the engine to bark, but ran down my batteries. They are on charge. And a friend came by, and we used my tore machine to bust a bunch of tires off rims. Tired peon this evening. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7) 328
If I had only scored with Phoebe Cates, maybe I wouldn't be so uptight these days.
[shakes cane at sky] DAMN YOU, PIRATE COSTUME!!! Posted by: Judge Reinhold I WANTED YOUR "SECRET SAUCE" Posted by: Unrequited Phoebe Cates at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 11:09 PM (/U27+) 330
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it. Yeah, you're terrified, and yet you manage to shove your ass in front of a tv camera every chance you get. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW) 331
The proper way to eat a 'slopburger' is to let it drip onto whatever wrapper it was wrapped in, and then, when you have finished the burger, lick the wrapper.
Posted by: Theodore Yep Posted by: Miklos at the Tour d'Argent in Paree at July 09, 2022 11:10 PM (thbCK) 332
Further to my previous comment, also use your fingers to pick up anything, like pickles or melted cheese, that may have fallen out.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:10 PM (GJnvT) 333
I mean, if hunter's vids are the upfront waving hand in this magic show what worse stuff is being done in the hand you can't see that they're trying to draw you away from?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (xbYBS) They're all perverts. Every one of the ruling class. The term most used is GloboHomo. I think they're all in on it. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:11 PM (7bRMQ) 334
Further to my previous comment, also use your fingers to pick up anything, like pickles or melted cheese, that may have fallen out.
Posted by: Theodore We notice the details Posted by: Michelin-Miklos Five Stars at July 09, 2022 11:11 PM (thbCK) 335
Sri Lanka isn't "worthless". It's bankrupt and has no assets it can presently exploit for capital. That does not mean that it cannot be exploited. Population is around 22 million. They could be expatriated around the world and then the island could be turned into a giant prison camp....
Soon 22 million Sri Lankans posing as Mexicans scrambling over the southern border. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 09, 2022 11:12 PM (AHeqJ) 336
Well, I don't have a steak to grill, but I do have 3 smoky dogs. I think I will pre-cook a tater in the microwave, and then finish it on the grill with the dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7) Party at AOPs!!! Posted by: Barky O Dogeater at July 09, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ) 337
Soon 22 million Sri Lankans posing as Mexicans scrambling over the southern border.
Posted by: Reuben Hick Amnes-tea Posted by: Miklos sees this coming at July 09, 2022 11:13 PM (thbCK) 338
When I lived in Texas, distances were measured in number of beers consumed during the drive.
"Oh, you're going to San Antonio? That's about a 4 beer drive." Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (jTmQV) You were 90 miles away? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 11:15 PM (aToww) Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce at July 09, 2022 11:15 PM (thbCK) 340
242 I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K) ---- What about maple syrup instead of honey? Am I in trouble? Posted by: Ciampino - syrup only rhymes with stirrup at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (qfLjt) 341
Evening, y'all. re the Sri Lanka thingy, second look at the Tamil Tigers (LTTE)? A separatist nation group, they fought on one side during the lengthy Sri Lankan civil war a few decades back. Now banned and labeled a terrorist group. Here's a taste of things they did, via wiki :
The LTTE gained global notoriety for using women and children in combat and carrying out a number of high-profile assassinations, including former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi in 1991 and Sri Lankan President Ranasinghe Premadasa in 1993. Consequently, the LTTE has been designated as a terrorist organisation by 33 countries, including the European Union, Canada, the United States, and India. I bet there were more than a few (former) Tigers in the crowd that stormed the palace. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (JOtiF) 342
Tucky's Dome???
There was a college bar called Friar Tucks on S. Claiborne... Posted by: Miklos seraches remaining memory circuits at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (thbCK) This was no college bar. 1974 era. Long gone. Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: A Gillum at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ) 344
The best part of that comment was that I sent it from a rest stop in Iowa on I-80. With love, of course.
Posted by: Judge Reinhold at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (DZ1nK) 345
I've just read that fellow at this evening's Trump Rally in Alaska whose shirt GEOTUS coveted, had actually taken it off and given it to The President! No word if the lady with him, also sporting a similar shirt, has done the same.. Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:17 PM (cz2y9) 346
245 Bad news: Joe Biden is never going to be ashamed of Hunter's fuckups. If they stuck him in the front row of the medal ceremony, that's sign the wagons are circled.
Won't matter what that useless ball sack does. Posted by: AlaBAMA Won't matter to the "journalists" either. The shitty, little sleazebag had an illegitimate baby by a stripper from Arkansas, and he had to be dragged into court to get him to pay child support and the press didn't give a damn. There's your liberal/democrat concern for women and children. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (thbCK) 348
336 Well, I don't have a steak to grill, but I do have 3 smoky dogs. I think I will pre-cook a tater in the microwave, and then finish it on the grill with the dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7) What are we drinking? Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO) 349
I admittedly haven't been following the Sri Lankan chaos all that closely; curiously, the violent collapse of an environmaoist plot does not appear to be something the media likes to give much coverage to. I wonder though, are the Tamil Tigers back in the mix or no? Would certainly be a convenient--and ironic--time for a dramatic reappearance.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (UewuT) 350
Miles?
I was 4 beers away Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (jTmQV) 351
>>> I seldom if ever considered beer as an intoxicant.
I considered it as "a beverage". Perhaps this explains a lot in my life. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (jTmQV) I like beer for its taste with food mostly now. If I drink beer by itself it is generally a Mexican lager while I'm outside for chillaxin purposes. If I want a little buzz I'll sip whiskey instead. I have no need to ever get drunk again in my life so a light consistent buzz is perfect and whiskey is better at that. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM (xbYBS) 352
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The next time someone mentions Biden, I'm going to re-poast that pic what I poasted last evening... Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (cz2y9) ---- You toasted a picture? Taste good? Posted by: Ciampino - gluten-free pictures at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt) 353
This was no college bar. 1974 era. Long gone.
Posted by: Javem 1978 was my Freshman Year in Nawlins. Wasn't 18, but the barkeeps had a laissez-faire attitude. Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK) 354
Wasn't 18, but the barkeeps had a laissez-faire attitude.
Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK) Wait! They had a lezzie fair?!? Why didn't anyone tell me!!? Posted by: H Clinton at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ) 355
Smoky dogs and tater are on the grill. And I watered the garden, because it's right there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (r6CxS) 356
What are we drinking? Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO) --- Military Special Bourbon. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (llXky) 357
You toasted a picture? Taste good?
Posted by: Ciampino - gluten-free pictures at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM I shall let you be the judge: https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg NSFW! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9) 358
Hey Horde, what's happenin' on a Saturday night??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (a4EWo) 359
Wait! They had a lezzie fair?!? Why didn't anyone tell me!!?
Posted by: H Clinton Because of your hairy toes. Posted by: Bill's previous girlfriend at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (thbCK) 360
266 I thought Sri Lanka was indebted to the PRC...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9) Sri Lanka's only value to anyone was the specialty crops and spices they could produce. The Government bought into the Green bullshit and stopped them from buying fertilizer. This collapsed the economy so completely they could no longer buy any oil or gas. (they produce none themselves) Between that and the fertilizer, they are now producing *nothing* of any kind. It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7) ---- Tea was always the big foreign exchange earner. Posted by: Ciampino - Ceylon Tea was always the big one at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (qfLjt) 361
Welp, back from Kasilof, with many a salmon in the cooler. It was a lovely week on the river, lots of fish to be had. Last night we cooked flounder, salmon and spot shrimp in the grill, along with a few wonderful friends. The shrimp was frozen, but caught in Prince William Sound not a couple of weeks ago, and the rest was the catch of the day. Ate like pigs, had a few lovely cocktails, slept like the dead and drove back to town this afternoon.
Washed the sand out of everything and picked up the dogs, so all is right with the world now. This week we smoke and can salmon with wild abandon and lots of sweet brine. Now, don't you wish you were going to the AKMOME? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (LOVUx) 362
Hey Horde, what's happenin' on a Saturday night??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (a4EWo) Goin' uptown!! Posted by: Steve and Wardell at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ) 363
I shall let you be the judge:
https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg NSFW! You are correct, sir! That pic is definitely Not Safe For Wanking! Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Miklos has used that as Cooking Bourbon at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (thbCK) 365
Tea was always the big foreign exchange earner.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ceylon Tea was always the big one at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (qfLjt) --- Until it was replaced by opium. Now they use fentanyl. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (llXky) 366
What are we drinking?
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO) Vodka and clamato juice, with a dash of hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. Basically a Caesar, lacking the ice and the garnish. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (r6CxS) 367
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media.patriots.win/post/ XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg NSFW! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9) Oh man, I knew it was going to happen but seeing it in the flesh now I can say I wasn't prepared for it. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (xbYBS) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (jTmQV) 370
What are we drinking?
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO) I've got a lovely gin and tonic with lime, since it is a blistering 70 degrees out there. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (LOVUx) 371
Yes. Yes I do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3) Next year, dear. I will introduce you to salmon bacon. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:26 PM (LOVUx) 372
Because of your hairy toes.
Posted by: Bill's previous girlfriend at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (thbCK) Stop telling stories about me! Posted by: The Hairy Toe at July 09, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ) 373
I shall let you be the judge:
https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg NSFW! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9) You have to give her props; she's playing to her strength, emphasizing the only part of her that might be worth a f***. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (r6CxS) 374
281 I'm kind of an eating savant. It took me about ten seconds to master chopsticks. Anything that involves shoveling food in my mouth I can adapt to quickly and optimize for speed and increased mass flow.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS) ---- One word: SPOON Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt) 375
Classy!
Specifically, Class 6 Posted by: Miklos has used that as Cooking Bourbon at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (thbCK) --- Same, but enlisted men have limited options Posted by: A.H. Lloyd mocking Milos for being a lightweight at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (llXky) 376
Next year, dear. I will introduce you to salmon bacon.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail Holy crap. I've had salmon candy, but not salmon bacon. *drools* Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3) 377
{Debbie}! not much this late. You missed getting into a cheeseburger discussion...
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (GJnvT) Posted by: Pay to Not View at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (thbCK) 379
281 I'm kind of an eating savant. It took me about ten seconds to master chopsticks. Anything that involves shoveling food in my mouth I can adapt to quickly and optimize for speed and increased mass flow.
Posted by: banana Dream And they don't give out awards for that? No justice in the world. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW) 380
Holy crap. I've had salmon candy, but not salmon bacon.
*drools* Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3) The Blues Brothers had Salmon Dave. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (r6CxS) 381
And they don't give out awards for that? No justice in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW) --- Very useful when eating Army chow. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (llXky) 382
284 And bring in Lord Baltar to run it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM -- And Ceylons in Neylons! Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (cz2y9) ---- Cylons? "By your command". Posted by: Ciampino - By your command at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9) Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (Om/di) 385
Salmon bacon just sounds tasty...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9) It does. Smoked salmon is yummy. Fresh salmon is yummy. Salmon steaks are yummy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (r6CxS) 386
Don't click on links in AoS comment threads, they said
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (Om/di) ---- This is known. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (llXky) 387
296 OT, but watching the 1976 King Kong, and boy, is it horribly dated and bad.
Jessica Lange at one point refers to Kong as a "chauvinist pig ape." The 1933 version holds up better. Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI) Added bonus, those thirties clothing styles were very cool. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW) 388
This salmon bacon intrigues me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (89T5c) 389
335 Sri Lanka isn't "worthless". It's bankrupt and has no assets it can presently exploit for capital. That does not mean that it cannot be exploited. Population is around 22 million. They could be expatriated around the world and then the island could be turned into a giant prison camp....
Soon 22 million Sri Lankans posing as Mexicans scrambling over the southern border. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 09, 2022 11:12 PM (AHeqJ) Sri Lankans - the new Universal Organ Donors. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (r46W7) 390
Salmon bacon is the lower belly part of the fish, cool smoked with the fat still in it, and can be rich as heck if done right. I'm not an expert, but sometimes it works beautifully. Rich and sweet and savory and wonderful.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:33 PM (LOVUx) 391
Salmon bacon just sounds tasty...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9) Grilled bagel and cream cheese with salmon bacon. Too much? Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:33 PM (ldL4g) 392
Sri Lankans - the new Universal Organ Donors.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (r46W7) Our people are our biggest assets! Posted by: Sri Lanka HR at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (7bRMQ) 393
DH caught a couple of huge red salmon that, at first, I thought had to be kings they were so big. But they are lovely reds, full of Pacific flavor, and I intend to smoke hell out of them and enjoy them for a long time.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (LOVUx) 394
Wasn't 18, but the barkeeps had a laissez-faire attitude.
Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK) At one time, a I recall, it was illegal for those under 21, unless accompanied by their parents, to drink but it wasn't against the law to serve them. Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (AmoqO) 395
285 It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7) dollars to donuts, there is some offshore oil and gas potential, if they were to grant some exploration concesssions. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (vxmc7) ---- So, not enough shit to replace ammonium nitrate. If they had built a plant long ago they would be self-sufficient. All the raw material, nitrogen gas, is from the air. Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt) 396
Added bonus, those thirties clothing styles were very cool.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW) And the special effects were well done, too. for close-ups of Kong's face, they built a "life-size" Kong head, and had workers move the lips and eyes in real time. When it was released, the FX were state of the art, and much appreciated by the movie-going public. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (r6CxS) 397
>>> One word: SPOON
Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt) There are some things that chopsticks are better for I think. I can eat noodles faster with chopsticks than a fork. And I learned quickly how to shovel large amounts of rice in with a chopstick. Sticky rice works a lot better for that though. For some meals like curries where I see caucasians like me trying to use chopsticks I laugh. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (xbYBS) 398
390 Salmon bacon is the lower belly part of the fish, cool smoked with the fat still in it, and can be rich as heck if done right. I'm not an expert, but sometimes it works beautifully. Rich and sweet and savory and wonderful.
Thanks for the info. What type of wood is best? Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c) 399
When it gets closer to the TxMoMe, I need to ask Jordan61 if it is possible to get some jalapeno bacon.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (GJnvT) 400
1930s movies > 2020s movies
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (llXky) 401
DH caught a couple of huge red salmon that, at first, I thought had to be kings they were so big. But they are lovely reds, full of Pacific flavor, and I intend to smoke hell out of them and enjoy them for a long time.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (LOVUx) You love us long time? Posted by: Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ) 402
288 Sri Lanka isn't "worthless". It's bankrupt and has no assets it can presently exploit for capital. That does not mean that it cannot be exploited. Population is around 22 million. They could be expatriated around the world and then the island could be turned into a giant prison camp....
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n) ---- So, all is revealed. This is where the camps for dissenters to the NWO will be housed? Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass ? at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt) 403
Theodore, I would like some jalapeno bacon atop a cheeseburger, washed down with a beer.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (a4EWo) 404
So, not enough shit to replace ammonium nitrate.
If they had built a plant long ago they would be self-sufficient. All the raw material, nitrogen gas, is from the air. Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt) The big raw material is natural gas. Both for the energy and for the hydrogen content. I'd say odds are very good that there is oil/gas exploration potential in the continental shelf around Ceylon. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (r6CxS) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (/hCMk) 406
Thanks for the info. What type of wood is best?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c) Heh, heh, heh! Posted by: Early Morning at July 09, 2022 11:39 PM (7bRMQ) 407
I mean, if hunter's vids are the upfront waving hand in this magic show what worse stuff is being done in the hand you can't see that they're trying to draw you away from?
Posted by: banana Dream I'm guessing that they'd rather have us focusing on the sleazebag junkie stuff than on the financial corruption on a massive scale stuff. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW) 408
You love us long time?
Posted by: Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ) --- No soul brother. Too beaucuoup. Posted by: Cautious Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (llXky) 409
Strolled into that one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (89T5c) 410
I thought Sri Lanka also had a lot gemstones in addition to being perfect for growing tea and spices.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (3cGpq) 411
Wikipedia tells me that Sri Lanka has a big presence in the textile industry, but it's more processing and clothes-making than growing. And of course the tea thing. So they have valuable things they can use to broker trade agreements, they just need political leadership that represents the Sri Lankan people, not some cabal of foreign meddlers.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (UewuT) 412
What about maple syrup instead of honey? Am I in trouble?
Posted by: Ciampino - syrup only rhymes with stirrup The maple syrup is for French toast. Everyone knows that. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW) 413
Anyway, I've had my fill for the night.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO) 414
Strolled into that one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (89T5c) It happens. Posted by: Early Morning at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (7bRMQ) 415
I'd eat it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (9Spbq) 416
Online art viewing can improve well-being
Effects are similar to those of visits to physical art galleries or even nature experiences --------- Oh great...now I'm glued to the screen. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:43 PM (9Spbq) 417
Thanks for the info. What type of wood is best?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c) Alder, green if possible, so it smokes more. Plus, I hate alder bushes, so the more you cut down, the happier I get. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (LOVUx) 418
I'm guessing that they'd rather have us focusing on the sleazebag junkie stuff than on the financial corruption on a massive scale stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl ng: What you don't ever see is always far worse than what you Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3) 419
crap
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3) 420
1930s movies > 2020s movies Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Many refuse to watch old movies because they aren't in color. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (63Dwl) 421
SMH, Those poppers look quite tasty!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (a4EWo) 422
ng: What you don't ever see is always far worse than what you
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (hOUT3) 423
The maple syrup is for French toast. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW) Found a recipe for maple syrup smoked salmon. Sounds like the old "squaw candy" they used to make. Not sure that's the best taste, but I'm willing to try just about anything. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (LOVUx) 424
Mr. Alu Fods
Your music fits very well on my spectrum of enjoyable music. Bookmarked it. Will be searching for more. Posted by: French Jeton at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (zEKdf) 425
I thought Sri Lanka also had a lot gemstones in addition to being perfect for growing tea and spices.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (3cGpq) Sri Lankan sapphire is some of the finest in the world. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (JOtiF) 426
I saw the pictures of the Sri Lankan's swimming in the Premier's pool. Their insurrectionist have more fun than ours.
Taking a swim>>being shot in the back Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (9Spbq) 427
So what’s the beef with the puns? I refuse to be cowed by this bull.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3) 429
Many refuse to watch old movies because they aren't in color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ------ I find that B&W period films have more appeal than retro color films. Inevitably the costume colors, buildings, finishes and etc, just look contrived Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:49 PM (wcs7v) 430
So what’s the beef with the puns? I refuse to be cowed by this bull.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9) Puns are our bread and butter. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ) 431
Those poppers look quite tasty!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz ___ Especially with jalapenos fresh from the garden. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:52 PM (/hCMk) 432
I like B&W films, especially film noir. They had great actors in those movies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:53 PM (+lVUW) 433
Taking a swim>>being shot in the back
Posted by: Mike Hammer ___ Our dictators are more remorseless. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:53 PM (/hCMk) 434
And much more ruthless.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:54 PM (/hCMk) 435
Especially with jalapenos fresh from the garden.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:52 PM (/hCMk) My little pepper plants are bursting peppers all over. Have eaten some already. And the radishes are getting yuuge. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:54 PM (r6CxS) 436
Manufacturing Facilities Cutting Back, Shutting Down Over High Power Costs
https://tinyurl.com/bdddtapt Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:55 PM (6WvEm) 437
>>> 1930s movies > 2020s movies
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Many refuse to watch old movies because they aren't in color. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (63Dwl) I don't think I've ever seen more wit and engaging dialog as was in the Thin Man movies. I don't think that sort of back and forth comedy timing has ever been improved on. I think it was really perfected earlier in the radio shows where you didn't have visuals to fill in the time and so you had to keep their attention with dialog. The radio shows were sharp and snappy so that translated to some early screen comedy. But, like I said, I can't remember any modern movie that comes close. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (xbYBS) 438
For those who never heard about it, Sri Lanka suffered through one of the longest civil wars of the 20th Century. The Sinhalese majority against Marxist guerrilla group called the Tamil Tigers, drawn from & supported by the Tamil minority.
With the help of its ally India, the govt of Sri Lanka finally imposed a Carthaginian peace on the Tigers, like the one Rome imposed on Carthage-- like THAT "peace." There's no substitute for total victory. So, no more Tigers. All gone. Quiet as the grave, so to speak. They were an unusually nasty piece of work, and, inter alia, they assassinated former (& likely to have been future) Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Ghandi. Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (NLIak) 439
403 Theodore, I would like some jalapeno bacon atop a cheeseburger, washed down with a beer.
Debby, I haven't been able to find any jalapeno around here. The last time I had some was at last year's TxMoMe. I bought some packages of it at a Wal-Mart in Palestine, Tx, and it was as good as it sounds. The next best thing may be to order some jalapeno powder from the internet and sprinkle it on bacon while cooking it. I haven't tried that yet. Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (GJnvT) 440
All cattle were once owned by a guy named Artie O’Dactyl. His sister was Paris O’Dactyl, who owned all the horses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:58 PM (rzOL9) 441
309 Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) Look at Germany, 1933. President was Paul von Hindenburg, Chancellor was Adolf Hitler. So, yeah, fucked up. Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (ldL4g) ---- In parliamentary systems both the PM and the "ruling party' can be kicked out midstream. We have the fucked up system where we have to put up with scum for at least 4 years, regardless of outcomes. Posted by: Ciampino - would be nice to dismiss the Ds right now at July 09, 2022 11:59 PM (qfLjt) 442
All cattle were once owned by a guy named Artie O’Dactyl. His sister was Paris O’Dactyl, who owned all the horses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:58 PM *golf clap Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:59 PM (cz2y9) 443
So, no more Tigers. All gone. Quiet as the grave, so to speak. They were an unusually nasty piece of work, and, inter alia, they assassinated former (& likely to have been future) Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Ghandi.
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (NLIak) There are probably a few left in Canada, England, and Australia, Commonwealth countries whose leaders never met a Commie they didn't suck up to. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM (r6CxS) 444
Just got in from a small town carnival and fireworks show. What did I miss?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM (ftFVW) 445
Debby, now I'm hungry for some bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers. I could probably finish off that whole plate.
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (GJnvT) 446
Hrothgar, Yes, I am always looking. By the way, you had a couple of nice number ones on the ONT last week with some wonderful quotes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo) 447
4chan has Hunter Biden's iPhone and is leaking it all!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm) 448
...What did I miss?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM The utter collapse of Western Civilisation... Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9) 449
From the Feel Good story: "According to People, the Moss Point Police Department said the car’s driver said she was led astray by GPS directions she was following."
Don't have it, don't need it, and sure as hell not going to rely on it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (R6ndO) Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (cz2y9) 451
430 So what’s the beef with the puns? I refuse to be cowed by this bull.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9) Puns are our bread and butter. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ) ---- It's the meat in our puns .... I mean buns. Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt) 452
The utter collapse of Western Civilisation...
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9) Not to be confused with the udder collapse of Nanzi Pelousy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (r6CxS) 453
My wife makes good bacon-wrapped dates filled with cream cheese. I'd never get her within 10 feet of a jalapeno though.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (xbYBS) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (ftFVW) Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (jTmQV) 456
I've been reading that Hunter's iPhone may be a Big Deal -- in a just world...
___ Since we don't, meh. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (6WvEm) 457
448 ...What did I miss?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM The utter collapse of Western Civilisation... Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9) ---- What! The otters collapsed? Posted by: Ciampino - more puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (qfLjt) 458
From the Feel Good story: "According to People, the Moss Point Police Department said the car’s driver said she was led astray by GPS directions she was following."
Don't have it, don't need it, and sure as hell not going to rely on it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (R6ndO) Any bets that she was too ignorant to properly interpret the GPS instructions? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (r6CxS) 459
I think it was really perfected earlier in the radio shows where you didn't have visuals to fill in the time and so you had to keep their attention with dialog. The radio shows were sharp and snappy so that translated to some early screen comedy. But, like I said, I can't remember any modern movie that comes close.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (xbYBS) A lot of the early movie comedic timing was developed in Vaudeville. It's also why a lot of earlier movies look very 'stage-y' with a lot of indoor scenes (and many outdoor scenes on a sound stage) When the first 'Thin Man' movie came out, radio was only 16 years old (KDKA in November, 1920). Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 12:06 AM (ldL4g) Posted by: George Miklos-Burns at July 10, 2022 12:06 AM (thbCK) 461
I'd love to know how Hrothgar and Zettai get so many 'firsts,' but I'm sure those are closely guarded secrets.
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (GJnvT) 462
PW = Juliais26!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (i0wNm) 463
AOP
I like democracies who tell Marxist rebel groups: "Nothing to negotiate, except your unconditional surrender. Otherwise, we'll hunt you down & kill every one of you. Any questions?" That's what Sri Lanka & India did to the Tamil Tigers. Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (NLIak) 464
447 4chan has Hunter Biden's iPhone and is leaking it all!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm) ---- 'leaking' is not a word I like to see used in the same sentence as 'Hunter Biden'. Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt) 465
Recipe: Drop shrimp pots in Prince William Sound. Harvest said pots, clean and shell shrimp, wrap with bacon, secure with toothpick, toss on grill, cook until crisp, dip in lemon butter or just eat the damned things, until you want to explode. I suggest a nice crisp hard cider with said shrimp feast.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:10 AM (LOVUx) 466
446 Hrothgar, Yes, I am always looking. By the way, you had a couple of nice number ones on the ONT last week with some wonderful quotes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo Thanks for noticing. If you are buying for a French Bulldog, I have found that my Conor hates toys with ears and views them as an abomination. Thus, he will spend a lot of time trying to de-ear any such aberrant toy. The down side is that I have to keep an eye on both Conor and the toy to ensure that he never gets to actually eat the ear (which seems to be a really bad thing for him to do). There are some really well made heavy duty tough fabric toys that give him a lot of pleasure as he tries to destroy them. That's all I've got, hope it helps! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM (thbCK) 468
What! The otters collapsed?
Posted by: Ciampino - more puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (qfLjt) As I recall, L'otters are not afraid. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM (LOVUx) 469
Hrothgar!!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:12 AM (6WvEm) 470
letter on keybrd cusing problems
guess which one Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM Got any Dust-Off handy? Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:13 AM (cz2y9) 471
Don't have it, don't need it, and sure as hell not going to rely on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer I hve full set of Texco mps from 1977. No problems. Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:13 AM (thbCK) 472
SMH, good to see* you here, *so to speak.
I hope all is well with you! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3) 473
Got any Dust-Off handy?
Posted by: Zettai I think something sticky got in there when Mrleen decided to Surprise Me Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (thbCK) 474
The bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers look great in the photo, but you need to leave at least some of the seeds and ribs in (the recipe says to remove the seeds and ribs) or else you lose the heat.
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (GJnvT) 475
Can't really complain, so there's that.
Just tired out my two kittehs with some playtime, and now they're collapsed in a heap beside me. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (6WvEm) Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (cz2y9) 477
I hve full set of Texco mps from 1977.
No problems. Posted by: Miklos How bout the new Interstte routes? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (hOUT3) 478
397 >>> One word: SPOON
Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt) There are some things that chopsticks are better for I think. I can eat noodles faster with chopsticks than a fork. And I learned quickly how to shovel large amounts of rice in with a chopstick. Sticky rice works a lot better for that though. For some meals like curries where I see caucasians like me trying to use chopsticks I laugh. Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (xbYBS) ---- Spaghetti is easily eaten with a big spoon and a fork - Italian syle. We invented that fork. The Chinese may have invented noodles but Italians perfected eating them. Chinese joke: the Chinese perfected how to pick up one grain of rice with two sticks, and two buckets of shit with one stick. Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt) 479
letter on keybrd cusing problems
guess which one Posted by: Miklos, -------- My '6' has stopped working. Luckily, I have backup...the numeric pad. Pretty sure there is software out there that will remap keys. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (Bhmmq) 480
The bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers look great in the photo, but you need to leave at least some of the seeds and ribs in (the recipe says to remove the seeds and ribs) or else you lose the heat.
Posted by: Theodore ___ If you're feeding a large crowd, less is better. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (6WvEm) 481
Just tired out my two kittehs with some playtime, and now they're collapsed in a heap beside me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming Joy from animal companions is not a minor thing! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:18 AM (hOUT3) 482
I think something sticky got in there when Mrleen decided to Surprise Me
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM Then spray around the key with 91% isopropyl alcohol, then apply Dust-Off... Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:18 AM (cz2y9) 483
I hve full set of Texco mps from 1977.
No problems. Posted by: Miklos ---- Mine are Random Alley. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (Bhmmq) 484
If you're feeding a large crowd, less is better.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (6WvEm) Hey darlin', how's by you? I just spent three days in the Lord's country harvesting His bounty. All is right in my world right now. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (LOVUx) Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (thbCK) 486
I feel like my guardian angel was watching out for me this week. On Thursday I had all the batteries for the Ryobi charged up and I was going to tackle the weeds which frequent the front yard. Just before I fired it it up and started chopping I noticed a couple of yellow jackets kind of cruising in to the base of said weeds. I examined the base and saw a pretty big hole with more apian activity. I am very allergic to bee venom so I had to call an exterminator and he said it was a pretty big nest, probably a vacated chipmunk hole. I feel so very lucky that I didn't disturb that nest!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (a4EWo) 487
The Chinese may have invented noodles but Italians perfected eating them.
___ I prefer Chinese food over Italian. Spaghetti is nice on occasion, but growing up in Hawaii, fried noodles, yum. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:20 AM (6WvEm) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:21 AM (6WvEm) 489
Arthur C. Clarke sure like Ceylonese boys, so much so that once he was rich he settled there for good.
Posted by: Ciampino - ACC was a great writer of sf at July 10, 2022 12:21 AM (qfLjt) 490
Ok, finally saw Top Gun Maverick. I was not one of those people who loved the first one, it was ok and the F-14 carrier footage was good...but this one was surprisingly kind of subtly deep about aging and culture passing on through generations. Tom Cruise may be a weirdo but he is definitely a true planehead. There were silly Hollywood moments but all in all the plane stuff wasn't TOO far out (except of course the idea that a skilled test pilot would push a plane past designed airspeed heat tolerance cause he was just that much of a badass). It was much better than I expected it to be. I don't have much to do with modern media culture so the previews were shocking though. Sick, twisted, and extremely loud and quick cut. Yuck. The upcoming Korean War Corsair movie Devoted might be good though.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (3/XaG) 491
Just poured some kerosine on the keybord
Will hve smoke n wit few minutes Posted by: Miklos ------ I've heard that Varsol is the ticket. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (Bhmmq) 492
I am very allergic to bee venom so I had to call an exterminator and he said it was a pretty big nest, probably a vacated chipmunk hole. I feel so very lucky that I didn't disturb that nest!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (a4EWo) Wait until sunset; the yellowjackets won't fly at night. Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (r6CxS) Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK) 494
@483 --
"Random Alley" -- HaHaHa. Reminds me of a Bob Hope line during a Vietnam visit: "(Village) is so remote that Rand McNally had to ask Walter Cronkite where it was." Posted by: Weak Geek at July 10, 2022 12:25 AM (Om/di) 495
I am very allergic to bee venom so I had to call an exterminator and he said it was a pretty big nest, probably a vacated chipmunk hole. I feel so very lucky that I didn't disturb that nest!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz ___ Amen, and thank goodness you didn't stumble upon that. I'm allergic to bees also, so even sitting on the porch, I have my epipen nearby. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:25 AM (6WvEm) 496
Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter.
___ Don't forget to yell, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:26 AM (6WvEm) 497
Spaghetti is easily eaten with a big spoon and a fork - Italian syle. We invented that fork. The Chinese may have invented noodles but Italians perfected eating them.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt) I never used the spoon for spaghetti, never seen any relatives doing that either. I had a friend from Brooklyn who did it that way. He was over for dinner one night and asked for a spoon. He then says, yeah I use a spoon, I'm a real italian. I told him uh, no asshole, you were born here. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD) 498
Tom Cruise may be a weirdo but he is definitely a true planehead.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10 I think he's got an adequate amount of curvature to his head. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (ftFVW) Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:28 AM (cz2y9) 500
Debby, I think you did the right thing in calling an exterminator...
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:29 AM (GJnvT) 501
493 I've heard that Varsol is the ticket.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Drleen don't like the smell Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK) ---- Now me? I love the smell of burnt jet fuel. Posted by: Ciampino - even better than napalm in the morning at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (qfLjt) 502
496 Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter.
The girls cll me "Mr M-80" Compliment I think Posted by: Miklos, ccentuting the Positive at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (thbCK) 503
498 Tom Cruise may be a weirdo but he is definitely a true planehead.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10 I think he's got an adequate amount of curvature to his head. Ah, its all part of grasping that people can have admirable qualities while still being very off and no-one to listen to otherwise. Posted by: azjaeger at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (3/XaG) 504
Boots on the Ground...July 9th...No workers to change the price stickers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha-n2yx40Us Oldest daughter down in CenTex has experienced shortages at the local HEBs down in her AO near Ft. Hood. Little training going in at Ft Hood due to fuel issues. Empty shelves at the Commissary. It's getting worse, folks. Prepare accordingly. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (6WvEm) 505
Debby, I think you did the right thing in calling an exterminator...
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:29 AM (GJnvT) If the exterminators are not Daleks, you really aren't getting your money's worth, though. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (r6CxS) 506
Drleen don't like the smell
Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK) ---- Now me? I love the smell of burnt jet fuel. Posted by: Ciampino I think it's becse of the DIY Depiltory Episode Posted by: Miklos, did smell, it did at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK) 507
It's the meat in our puns .... I mean buns.
Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt) I wouldn't steer you wrong. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ) 508
Now, don't you wish you were going to the AKMOME?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (LOVUx) I do, and I hope I can next year, if there is one. I also wish I could help you can Salmon, I do love canned salmon Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym) 509
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Well.... We're waiting. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ) 510
If you are a fan of AC-DC then treat yourself to Jim Brueur's impression of the entire band singing the hokey pokey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imrcyyajCaI Posted by: JT Smith at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (frfx6) 511
I also wish I could help you can Salmon, I do love canned salmon
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10 Just steer clear of the salmon mousse Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (ftFVW) 512
Wait until sunset; the yellowjackets won't fly at night. Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (r6CxS) One year there was a big nest in my backyard at the old house. A friend of mine poured gas down the hole, 2 cycle premix actually. The bees coming back started hovering around it. There was an old small bird nest laying on the ground nearby, so I stuck a stick in it, lit the nest, then flicked it at the hole. A huge mushroom cloud of flame appeared. My friend starts laughing and says, damn, those bees just fucking melted. The hole burned for hours, it was like the flame on kennedy's grave. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD) 513
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Well.... We're waiting. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ) waiting for what? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD) 514
497 Spaghetti is easily eaten with a big spoon and a fork - Italian syle. We invented that fork. The Chinese may have invented noodles but Italians perfected eating them.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt) I never used the spoon for spaghetti, never seen any relatives doing that either. I had a friend from Brooklyn who did it that way. He was over for dinner one night and asked for a spoon. He then says, yeah I use a spoon, I'm a real italian. I told him uh, no asshole, you were born here. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD) ---- The spoon is for: 1. getting just the right amount of spaghetti or fettuccine in your cake-hole; 2. getting a huge amount packed tightly around the fork so it just fits your gigantic furnace; 3. as an aid to beginners to master twirling and eating with one hand eventually. Posted by: Ciampino - linguine are also excellent at July 10, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt) 515
waiting for what?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD) Your boob story. You know, leopard print.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: irongrampa at July 10, 2022 12:41 AM (KATBx) 517
Don't forget to yell, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:26 AM (6WvEm) Absolutely! Posted by: Transportation Sec. Pete Buttplug at July 10, 2022 12:42 AM (ldL4g) Posted by: Miklos, Something Bout Mry at July 10, 2022 12:42 AM (thbCK) 519
The exterminator was fearless, no protective equipment at all, told me he wasn't allergic, he just got a rash if he got more than one sting on a job. I paid him in advance and cowered behind a locked door observing the frenzied reaction to the arc of poison infiltrating their home, it was unnerving I tell ya, kept thinking I heard a buzz in the house all night.
Miklos (502) I am laughing my ass off!! Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:43 AM (a4EWo) 520
Road paving in Pennsylvania has gone to hell since John Murtha died.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2022 12:43 AM (8e5Cm) 521
502 496 Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter.
The girls cll me "Mr M-80" Compliment I think Posted by: Miklos, ccentuting the Positive at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (thbCK) ---- How many can you kill with a claymore mine? Posted by: Ciampino - too hard to kill bees with a claymore sword at July 10, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt) 522
Road paving in Pennsylvania has gone to hell since John Murtha died.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat Or his brother who hd the contrct? Posted by: Miklos, needs Emergency Welsh Vowel Kit at July 10, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK) 523
The spoon is for:
1. getting just the right amount of spaghetti or fettuccine in your cake-hole; 2. getting a huge amount packed tightly around the fork so it just fits your gigantic furnace; 3. as an aid to beginners to master twirling and eating with one hand eventually. Posted by: Ciampino - linguine are also excellent at July 10, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt) I stick the fork straight down into the spaghetti near the edge of the plate, because that gets cold the fastest, and I use the plate as the "stop" for winding it. I get the right amount by doing that, and don't end up with cold spaghetti at the edge of the plate, and slowly work my way towards the center of the plate. My grandmother did occasionally call me "medigan" which meant american in broken english. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD) 524
Well, had a long day today. My back is sore. Going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:48 AM (r6CxS) 525
How many can you kill with a claymore mine?
Posted by: Ciampino - too hard to kill bees with a claymore sword at July 10, 2022 12:46 AM Far fewer than one could kill with the bangalore torpedo... Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (cz2y9) 526
How many can you kill with a claymore mine?
Posted by: Ciampino Well, I wuz known like Mr Cherry Bomb Long time, though 80s most excellent Posted by: Miklos, rilly needs Emergency Welsh Vowel Kit at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (thbCK) 527
Posted by: Miklos, needs Emergency Welsh Vowel Kit at July 10, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)
Have you tried rebooting? Posted by: AAAA Helpful IndiAn IT Professional at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (7bRMQ) 528
Far fewer than one could kill with the bangalore torpedo...
Posted by: Zettai Now you're just brggin' Posted by: Miklos, rilly needs Emergency Welsh Vowels, srsly at July 10, 2022 12:50 AM (thbCK) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:51 AM (ftFVW) 530
As it turns out, I was actually the only person in the house that was buzzing that night. Bers, That's a hell of a funny bee story! "Night AOP, sleep well.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:52 AM (a4EWo) Posted by: Miklos, need 37 for Hungrin at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (thbCK) 532
507 It's the meat in our puns .... I mean buns.
Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt) I wouldn't steer you wrong. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ) ---- Dah komrade, but if you heifer come visit here ve shall drink schnapps, ya? Posted by: Ciampino - apologies for poor pseudo-German at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt) 533
Dah komrade, but if you heifer come visit here ve shall drink schnapps, ya?
Posted by: Ciampino - apologies for poor pseudo-German at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt) Then, a horn of ale! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:55 AM (7bRMQ) 534
Just steer clear of the salmon mousse
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (ftFVW) Well, we caught salmon, but the moose came by in the afternoon, along with her two babies in tow. Cute when they are babies, not so much when they are grown. But she wasn't shy, came right into the parking lot to avoid the cars driving by. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:56 AM (LOVUx) 535
got to quit this.
NEED 26 LETTERS FOR ENGLISH Posted by: Miklos, need 37 for Hungrin at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (thbCK) If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team." Posted by: John Ashley at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (cz2y9) 537
How many can you kill with a claymore mine?
Posted by: Ciampino ___ Depends on how many are in the kill zone. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (6WvEm) 538
For Jalapeno Bacon on the fly, simply open a can of pickled jalepenos, grab a handful, and squeeze the juices into the skillet while the bacon fries.
Simple as that, really. Same technique works quite well over a platter of bean & cheese & beef fajita nachos. No need to en-soggify the nachos with dripping wet jalepenos, when a good squeeze of juice will yield all of the flavor needed. Just remember your hands are soaked in jalepeno juice. Matters when you use a napkin, wipe your eyes, unzip to take a leak, etc. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (tkOps) 539
How many can you kill with a claymore mine?
Posted by: Ciampino depends, are you blowing it or swinging it in a sock? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 12:59 AM (R2hsw) 540
As always, I learned something here tonight, you made me look up bangalore torpedo. Good night Horde, I need to be up early tomorrow.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 01:00 AM (a4EWo) 541
Hey Jim!
Ex-ex wanted to grow some jalapeños, so now we're gonna be covered up in 'em. I have lots of pork belly in the freezer, so jalapeño poppers are gonna be a thing for a while. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:00 AM (6WvEm) 542
For Jalapeno Bacon on the fly, simply open a can of pickled jalepenos, grab a handful, and squeeze the juices into the skillet while the bacon fries.
Simple as that, really. Same technique works quite well over a platter of bean & cheese & beef fajita nachos. No need to en-soggify the nachos with dripping wet jalepenos, when a good squeeze of juice will yield all of the flavor needed. Just remember your hands are soaked in jalepeno juice. Matters when you use a napkin, wipe your eyes, unzip to take a leak, etc. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: J hey, what is the best place in galveston for shrimp boild and frid? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (R2hsw) 543
Hey c5!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (6WvEm) 544
Your boob story. You know, leopard print....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ) Damn, I have to tell that again? I think this time I'll put it in notepad so I can just paste it in the future. Anyway, after high school I had plans, I was supposed to go to devry because I had 2 years of electronics in school, and I kinda liked it. The other possibility was learning my father's business, which I did anyway, but there was talk of me eventually running it. Anyhow, I started playing guitar at age 7, so by 15-16 I was waaay good enough to play with garage bands and basement bands etc etc. By the time I was 18 I was playing 11 years and was learning just about anything put in front of me, and I played with a lot of different bands, for fun really. An older friend, a guitar player, had a band, and they were already playing in the clubs. He lost his other guitar player and wanted me to come jam with them, so I did. It went real good, they were the best band I had played with up to that point, and I knew most of the songs. Then he says we got a gig coming up, and I really need you to play. At first I was like yeah I don't know about that. Continued.... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD) 545
SMH!!
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (R2hsw) 546
gotta say, enjoying this weather
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:03 AM (R2hsw) Posted by: Miklos, wit's end, go to flee mrket tomorrow for 'nother one at July 10, 2022 01:04 AM (thbCK) 548
..hey, what is the best place in galveston for shrimp boild and frid? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (R2hsw)
1. Shrimp N' Stuff, 39th St. & Ave. O. 2. Debs Shrimp Shack. Food trailer, 61st St. on Offat's Bayou. Neither is on the "tourist track". Either is as good as you might wish. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:06 AM (tkOps) 549
hey, what is the best place in galveston for shrimp boild and frid?
Posted by: confederatefifth Chez Jim Pricey, but worth it Posted by: Miklos du Michelin at July 10, 2022 01:06 AM (thbCK) 550
Posted by: Miklos, wit's end, go to flee mrket tomorrow for 'nother one at July 10, 2022 01:04 AM (thbCK)
Use the @? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (7bRMQ) 551
Great tune selections! Bon Scott has always been one of my favorite hard rock singers. They were never the same after he passed.
Posted by: Happy at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (1sUyz) 552
I have been thinking of getting a zastava 10 pistol with a folding stock for a truck gun.
not that interested in 7.62 x 39, not that interested in commies guns, but in folds under 20 inches and throws big heavy things that are good enough for 100 yards. anybody? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (R2hsw) 553
Posted by: Miklos, wit's end, go to flee mrket tomorrow for 'nother one at July 10, 2022 01:04 AM (thbCK)
Use the @? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10 Is it too late at night to dust off a thesaurus? Could lead to some interesting turns of phrase... Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:08 AM (ftFVW) 554
Is it too late at night to dust off a thesaurus? Could lead to some interesting turns of phrase...
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:08 AM (ftFVW) Didn't the thesaurus go extinct 50 million years ago? Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:09 AM (7bRMQ) 555
1. Shrimp N' Stuff, 39th St. & Ave. O.
2. Debs Shrimp Shack. Food trailer, 61st St. on Offat's Bayou. Neither is on the "tourist track". Either is as good as you might wish. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: J you are indeed the man. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (R2hsw) 556
The US and NATO are training soldiers in Great Britain to plant inside of Russian controlled territory and fight, but not as an identified military force, but as what Lindsay Graham and Dick Blumenthal are calling "hand-to-hand insurgency"
Also, the US are looking to have Russia declared as a state sponsor of terrorism. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (dB13E) Posted by: Miklos notes th@t this is Cl@ssic N@wlins Y@t at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK) 558
Didn't the thesaurus go extinct 50 million years ago?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10 If I can find a 10-year-old awake at this time of night I'll let you know. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ftFVW) 559
anybody ever put a post it not to the phone?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (R2hsw) 560
Didn't the thesaurus go extinct 50 million years ago?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:09 AM (7bRMQ) Much more recent. The thesaurus went extinct when the Teachers' Union took over the school systems. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ldL4g) 561
If I can find a 10-year-old awake at this time of night I'll let you know.
Posted by: S things australian horse girls say for $100? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:12 AM (R2hsw) 562
hey, where y'@?
Posted by: Miklos notes th@t this is Cl@ssic N@wlins Y@t at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK) It woiks. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:13 AM (7bRMQ) 563
Anyone know anything about the 4chan leak?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (iFABi) 564
things australian horse girls say for $100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10 Hey now, he was 14 and so much more mature. Posted by: australian horse girl at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (ftFVW) 565
So anyway, I thought about it, and said what the hell, it might be fun. Soooo, gig night comes, we play the first set. It sounds killer, and it was kinda fun. In my mind I wasn't really equipped gear wise for pro situations. I had one amp and 2 guitars, and really didn't want to spend money I didn't have at the time to upgrade the gear. I had a hotrod that I was building, etc, and other interests. I had took the year off after high school to work and make money for when I went to devry, but also to have a year break to see what I really wanted to do. So after the first set my friend says " that was great, we want you to join permanently, this will be killer, blah blah etc. I said I don't know, I'm not really ready for this. Sooo, I go outside through the back door for a smoke. I'm standing out there, and these 2 chicks walk out. One blonde, one ginger. The ginger got a beautiful rack, like grapefruits. She was wearing one of those form fitting leopard print tops they wore at the time that were cut kinda low. She asks if I wanted to party, and she pulls out a vial of coke. I said no I can't, I gotta play, I can't fuck up. She is persistent and pulls out a joint. Continued....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (VwHCD) 566
things australian horse girls say for $100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:12 AM (R2hsw) If you find one, let me know. Posted by: Sniffin' Joe B at July 10, 2022 01:15 AM (7bRMQ) 567
The US and NATO are training soldiers in Great Britain to plant inside of Russian controlled territory and fight, but not as an identified military force, but as what Lindsay Graham and Dick Blumenthal are calling "hand-to-hand insurgency"
Also, the US are looking to have Russia declared as a state sponsor of terrorism. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (dB13E) All that means is the Russians can kill them on sight for being mercenaries/enemy combatants. And you know they will. Our betters in Congress doing the job they aren't supposed to do. What an incredibly horrendous plan. But this is the kind of shit I expect when Congress does reach-arounds across the aisle. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g) 568
Much more recent. The thesaurus went extinct when the Teachers' Union took over the school systems.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ldL4g) I did not expect that! It's something I never contemplated, looked forward to, or anticipated! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ) 569
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The big raw material is natural gas. Both for the energy and for the hydrogen content. ---- Early on the Haber-Bosch Process used hydrogen from water-gas H2O + red-hot Coal = H2 and CO So if they have coal they could do that without petroleum or natural gas (methane). Posted by: Ciampino - no Math, yet at July 10, 2022 01:21 AM (qfLjt) 570
All that means is the Russians can kill them on sight for being mercenaries/enemy combatants. And you know they will.
Our betters in Congress doing the job they aren't supposed to do. What an incredibly horrendous plan. But this is the kind of shit I expect when Congress does reach-arounds across the aisle. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g) And when one who happens to also be an active duty or former soldier gets captured or killed, how stupid will it look? An act of war. Dolts. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:22 AM (7bRMQ) 571
C5. Go with the Kel-Tec SU-16, for a folding .223 rifle. Uses AR mags, even.
Or, they make a great folding 9mm pistol caliber carbine, too. Forget if it uses Glock or Beretta mags, but regardless, it's a laptop-bag sized handfull of fun and games, until it's not fun n' games any more. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (tkOps) 572
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (T4tVD) 573
Hey, JT.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (6WvEm) 574
Sooo, we burn the joint, and she goes back to the vial of coke. I say I can't, and I really didn't do that stuff anyway, but I did try it a few times, it just wasn't my thing. She says you sure, come on honey, and then she pulls her top down a little and exposes the whole top of her boob and sprinkles some coke on her boob, and says how about now, and hands me a straw. Straw? fuuuck that, I put one hand under her boob to support it and I licked the whole fucking line off her boob. She giggles and says ooh lets do that again. Right at that time my friend pokes his head out and says hey, showtime, or something like that. The chicks say ok were going back in. I stood outside for a minute, thought about what the fuck just happened, walked into the door and said to my friend fuck yeah I'm joining permanently. You do this shit alot? I'm in, I'm sooo fucking in. Everything I had planned to do with my life died that night, and I was reborn a metal guitar player. All because of a perfect rack in a leopard print top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD) 575
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (T4tVD) You should have been here three minutes ago, JT. What's the whore's name!? Posted by: Jealous ONT Comment Thread at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (7bRMQ) 576
19 I like a very pain burger
Beef masochism. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj) ---- He has a patty fetish. Posted by: Ciampino - rub some dirt on it at July 10, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt) 577
JT
Posted by: EZ for you to spell at July 10, 2022 01:26 AM (thbCK) Posted by: t the W@ffle House at July 10, 2022 01:28 AM (thbCK) 579
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
I never heard that one before. Thanks for telling it. You musicians get all the chicks! (kicks dirt) Posted by: Little Skinny Bookish OrangeEnt Ignored By Girls When Younger at July 10, 2022 01:29 AM (7bRMQ) 580
All because of a perfect rack in a leopard print top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10 I'll be in my bunk. Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 10, 2022 01:30 AM (ftFVW) 581
Isn’t the thesaurus buried on Oak Island?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:32 AM (rzOL9) 582
I was reborn a metal guitar player. All because of a perfect rack in a leopard print top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division No student debt from DeVry, neither Posted by: Miklos likes H@ppy Endings at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK) 583
And when one who happens to also be an active duty or former soldier gets captured or killed, how stupid will it look? An act of war. Dolts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:22 AM (7bRMQ) It will set a bad precedent, that's for sure. If they are captured, the Russians will not hold to the Geneva Convention regarding their treatment. They will be treated as spies during wartime which equals instant death, unless they can torture some information out of them, then it's death. Seriously, if we can see the problem with this plan, why can't these two dim bulb 'veterans' not see the problem? We are being governed by dangerous, incompetent fools who think themselves wicked smart. It is not ending well. I only hope we can go full Sri Lanka on their worthless asses before it's too late. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (ldL4g) 584
Isn’t the thesaurus buried on Oak Island?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:32 AM (rzOL9) It's in the storage room. I only offered $20. I probably won't make any money on it. It may sit for years before I find a buyer. Posted by: Rick Harrison at July 10, 2022 01:34 AM (7bRMQ) 585
Hiya SMH !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:34 AM (T4tVD) 586
Miklos !
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:35 AM (T4tVD) 587
Everything I had planned to do with my life died that night, and I was reborn a metal guitar player. All because of a perfect rack in a leopard print top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD) The Titties That Changed Your World. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:35 AM (ldL4g) 588
Hopefully other States don't get any ideas from Pennsylvania.
------------- Yeah, like how they run their elections. Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 10, 2022 01:37 AM (paVRt) 589
I never heard that one before. Thanks for telling it. You musicians get all the chicks! (kicks dirt)
Posted by: Little Skinny Bookish OrangeEnt ------ And...money for nothing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (Gm00d) 590
My earliest rock n' roll memory, there was this chick with a perfect rack in a leopard print top. I'd been bangin' her the last two days or so, and she was stone trippin', boo.
Last time I saw her, was at a metal show in N.J. Band was hammerin' it, but the young lead up on stage, no one knew, but he was rippin' it like none of us had ever seen or heard. He was a Rock God on the Half Shell, and didn't even know it. I quickly pinched off a half-gram of coke into a mini-zip bag for her, and told her to lurk in the alley, backstage. That's where all the rockers slip out to so they can smoke shoot or snort their next hit before the next set. Things came together as planned. Even better. He didn't smoke it, he didn't smoke it, he licked it. And ascended into Metal Lore from there, onward. Never underestimate the power of a line of coke, a great rack and the always stylish, leopard print top. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX /snrk! Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (tkOps) 591
No student debt from DeVry, neither
Posted by: Miklos likes H@ppy Endings at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK) That is very true, and it was a consideration. I did not want my parents to have to deal with that expense. Carter had just got done fucking the country 10 different ways. My father had only just started his business a few years before, because his old business was in newark, and yeah no explanation needed why he sold it, and it was rough the first few years thanks to the retard peanut farmer. My mom was working, so that helped a lot, but paying for school was something I did not want them to deal with. So yeah, no debt. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (VwHCD) 592
Berserker, I would love to have been a fly on the wall when your wife had 'The Talk' with you about snorting coke off of some random titties. That must have been epic.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (ldL4g) 593
Sri Lanka has a gemstone industry. AtC could take it over as Alextopia and have jewels for her crown.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. in hoc signo vinces at July 10, 2022 01:40 AM (3Or4S) 594
Manslaughter of wifi connection. That's what some Chicom to English translation in a silly manual had in the troubleshooting section. Me sainted mother, 92, decided she wanted one of them "fitness watches". At her PT appointments she's been going to, they put one of those on her to monitor all her vitals. And she decided she wanted one, and nothing would do her but to get one. So, that fell upon me. I'm getting it set up. Manslaughter of wifi connection. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz) 595
I cr@shed @nd burned so b@d with some chicks th@t the loc@tions @re now Superfund Sites.
Posted by: Miklos, Done got Over, to quote Thom@s at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK) 596
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Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD) ---- Okay that was quite a story worth waiting for. I was still a dork at that age. Posted by: Ciampino - looks in mirror - dork still? at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (qfLjt) 597
I’ve only been to one rock concert in my life — Genesis in Oklahoma City, 1982. Place reeked of weed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (rzOL9) 598
Never underestimate the power of a line of coke, a great rack and the always stylish, leopard print top.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX /snrk! Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (tkOps) I think I like that story better than mine. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:42 AM (VwHCD) 599
I cr@shed @nd burned so b@d with some chicks th@t the loc@tions @re now Superfund Sites.
Posted by: Miklos, Done got Over, to quote Thom@s at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK) Oh, so you have been in New Jersey! Posted by: EPA at July 10, 2022 01:43 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Miklos, @dios at July 10, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK) 601
M@nsl@ughter of Wifi? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz) 602
Berserker, I would love to have been a fly on the wall when your wife had 'The Talk' with you about snorting coke off of some random titties. That must have been epic.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (ldL4g) That was years before I met her. I don't even think she knows that story. It wouldn't surprise her. She would probably just roll her eyes. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD) 603
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Manslaughter of wifi connection. That's what some Chicom to English translation in a silly manual had in the troubleshooting section. Me sainted mother, 92, decided she wanted one of them "fitness watches". At her PT appointments she's been going to, they put one of those on her to monitor all her vitals. And she decided she wanted one, and nothing would do her but to get one. So, that fell upon me. I'm getting it set up. Manslaughter of wifi connection. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz) ---- Okay that's Chinglish for "You fucked up the settings". Posted by: Ciampino - we used to learn Janglish at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt) 604
..I think I like that story better than mine. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:42 AM (VwHCD) It's the exact same fuckin' story, different perspective. Now, let's get Mike Hammer to write it in the Mickey Spillane style! (requires more dead commies that the fingers on one hand, in the storyline.) Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps) 605
Go with the Kel-Tec SU-16, for a folding .223 rifle. Uses AR mags, even.
Or, they make a great folding 9mm pistol caliber carbine, too. Forget if it uses Glock or Beretta mags, but regardless, it's a laptop-bag sized handfull of fun and games, until it's not fun n' games any more. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: J thanks Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:48 AM (0Q9xm) 606
It's the exact same fuckin' story, different perspective. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps) You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:50 AM (VwHCD) 607
Want to get kids nowadays to be more patriotic?
They love them some reaction videos. Here's one from last 4th: HAPPY 4th!| FIRST TIME HEARING Neil Diamond - America REACTION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Uz6CqSqBc Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:51 AM (6WvEm) 608
I’ve only been to one rock concert in my life — Genesis in Oklahoma City, 1982. Place reeked of weed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (rzOL9) One of the more memorable concerts I went to was in high school, around 17 or so. I was driving a couple of guys to see Foghat/Mountain. One guy decided to drink straight gin because he didn't like weed. Well, we get to the gate to hand in our tickets and this guy goes berserk. Starts screaming, 'I'm storming the Bastille!' Didn't see him after that as he got taken by medical to the hospital (found that out the next day). His father was not amused with me but, hey, I didn't force his son to drink straight gin. Shoulda stuck to weed, Bro. 1/2 Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:51 AM (ldL4g) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (rzOL9) 610
I've got that stupid thing set up now. Since putting it on and intializing, I've taken 539 steps and burned 18 Cal. it says. Distance walked since, 0.18 mile. Lost of other shit. Don't know how accurate. Don't know how this things measures blood pressure. But it's doing it. Now says 102/60. I think that's a little low, but it was pretty close a while back. I would not be doing this for anyone but my mother (and Miley, of course). But that's about it for this silly shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz) 611
I’ve only been to one rock concert in my life — Genesis in Oklahoma City, 1982. Place reeked of weed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ___ I only went to one also. Late 80s, Motley Crue's Dr Feelgood concert at the NBC Arena in Hawaii, courtesy of the hubby. As payback, I dragged him to a TLC/Boys2Men/MC Hammer concert when I was eight month preggers in July '92. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:55 AM (6WvEm) 612
I’ve only been to one rock concert in my life — Genesis in Oklahoma City, 1982. Place reeked of weed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus which rock concert? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:55 AM (0Q9xm) 613
Now says 128/70. That's about right. I need to look up how the hell this thing measures that. It's got some little "laser" things on the back, shoot out a pretty strong light (for the size). Had to peel off a cover on them to get started. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz) 614
lol c5
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:56 AM (6WvEm) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:57 AM (0Q9xm) 616
612 ???
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (rzOL9) 617
..You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:50 AM (VwHCD)
So, I can play QWERTY, but not "keyboard", 'cause thems the players on the KORG or Yammerhammer or other things with black n' white levers. Either way. You n' me has some drinks and cigars awaiting in October, capiche? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (tkOps) 618
I guess I’ve got to steer clear of beef puns,
(Sorry if that one’s already been done upthread.) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (rzOL9) It war, but it's a range steer, no brand on it. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:59 AM (7bRMQ) 619
Another concert I went to in high school was an all day one in Richmond, VA, at the University of Richmond's football stadium, about an hour and a half away. There were like 6 or 7 bands, the headliner being Steve Miller but including Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes, James Cotton Blues Band, McKendree Spring and some I now forget. Turned into a full on riot, I think because beer had been confiscated at the gate, with an athletic storage building being burned, police helicopters overhead and State Police in riot gear inside the stadium at all the exits. All that happening while the bands played on.
Concerts be fun. 2/2 Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (ldL4g) 620
It's the exact same fuckin' story, different perspective.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps) You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol That gives me an idea.... Posted by: Kurosawa at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (0Q9xm) 622
You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:50 AM (VwHCD) Now you understand the value of a good editor. Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 02:01 AM (ldL4g) 623
621 Sorry, there must be some wordplay that I’m missing here.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (rzOL9) 624
I need to find a good cook / maid. mostly to do breakfast and some chores around the house. nothing too hard maybe a blowjob here and there when the wyf is traveling.
mostly though it is for breakfast. I very much enjoy breakfast but am never in the mood to cook breakfast. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm) 625
You know, I do often think back to that night. It wasn't just the boobs, it definitely pushed me over the edge because I was seeing the shit I only read about at the time. I remember thinking its true, holy shit its really true. The other thing was the sheer unbridled power of hammering away with a good band and the huge wall of sound it produces, and even better when everybody is hitting their marks. It a hard feeling to explain, and I can never really find the words to sum it up. The only thing I can think of is its metal, its loud, fast, powerful, and you are like frigging vikings, and you get in that moment, and the adrenaline is off the charts. I wouldn't change a thing, I don't regret my decision. I had learned my father's business anyway, and ended up working in that field along with the music thing, but it wasn't flexible. I turned down a 75K a year job...in 1990, to stay in music. Stop music, cut your hair, and make 75K. Couldn't do it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:06 AM (VwHCD) 626
c5, hope you find the perfect sex/cook bot to assist your wife.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:06 AM (6WvEm) 627
I need to find a good cook / maid. mostly to do breakfast and some chores around the house. nothing too hard maybe a blowjob here and there when the wyf is traveling.
mostly though it is for breakfast. I very much enjoy breakfast but am never in the mood to cook breakfast. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm) I agree! https://tinyurl.com/mr256enp Posted by: Pseudolus at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (7bRMQ) 628
It a hard feeling to explain, and I can never really find the words to sum it up. The only thing I can think of is its metal, its loud, fast, powerful, and you are like frigging vikings,
Posted by: B wait, bers is indeed phil collins? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q9xm) 629
Either way. You n' me has some drinks and cigars awaiting in October, capiche?
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (tkOps) Shit yeah. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (VwHCD) 630
Don’t like to mix lettuce and cheese on a hamburger.
Posted by: Goatweed at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q/6W) 631
Wait, there are sex/cook bots???
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (rzOL9) 632
c5, hope you find the perfect sex/cook bot to assist your wife.
Posted by: S in fairness, I just want breakfast Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:09 AM (0Q9xm) 633
Wait, there are sex/cook bots???
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus ___ Think his wife will accept a human sex slave? Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:10 AM (6WvEm) 634
wait, bers is indeed phil collins?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q9xm) Phil collins? The genisis dude?? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (0Q9xm) 636
lolol c5
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (6WvEm) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (0Q9xm) 638
mostly though it is for breakfast. I very much enjoy breakfast but am never in the mood to cook breakfast.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm) Thats because you're half awake, and you got to start fucking with pans, and toasters, and all kinds of shit. Well thats my excuse anyway, lol. Breakfast is my fav, but yeah, having to cook it is a pain. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:15 AM (VwHCD) 639
Thats because you're half awake, and you got to start fucking with pans, and toasters, and all kinds of shit. Well thats my excuse anyway, lol. Breakfast is my fav, but yeah, having to cook it is a pain.
Posted by: B same Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:17 AM (0Q9xm) 640
The ultimate test for a sex/cook bot would be her/ its sammich-making skills.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:19 AM (rzOL9) 641
I am sooo bad at a breakfast buffet, especially the ones on a cruise ship. I pile up the eggs, homefries, and then literally put a bacon roof across the whole plate. One year on the family cruise my inlaws used to arrange I sat down next to my brother in law, and you couldn't see anything on my plate because it was under a solid layer of bacon. My brother in says wtf is that??? I said its my bacon roof, then I leaned over and whispered (so the russians can't xray my eggs from space). lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:20 AM (VwHCD) 642
I was taught, when given anchovies, make an anchovy burger.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 10, 2022 02:29 AM (0ocXn) 643
I guess another shot of bourbon won't hurt anything. Frigging bottles don't seem to last very long. Screw it, I took the weekend off. No house construction. Dining room is finished, moved the furniture into it tonight. I earned a rest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD) 644
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp) In non-monarchical Parliamentary republics, the President serves as head of state, replacing the sovereign. The Prime Minister serves as head of government. The ministers heading up the executive organs are drawn from the Parliament (legislature). Examples: Ireland, Israel, India. In a US style government, the President serves as both head of state and head of government. Posted by: Fox 2! at July 10, 2022 02:42 AM (qyH+l) 645
Me and the Missus went to the Rooftop Rodeo in Estes Park this evening. Holy cow, what a fun time. Unlike Tom Selleck, this was Mrs. Mahon's first rodeo. I grew up in Cody WY which had rodeos every night in the summer. Even so, I've only seen a few. This one was so friggin' fun.
The announcer's prayer beforehand was heartfelt and moving. And then we sang the National Anthem, with only a short moment of getting on key on the PA from what sounded like the Zac Brown Band. For the first time in a long time I felt like we were among good Colorado people. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Non-sequitur professional at July 10, 2022 02:57 AM (x8Wzq) 646
Sri Lanka in flames - Protesters torch the PMs house hours after storming the Presidential palace
- DM Posted by: Braenyard's phone at July 10, 2022 03:00 AM (CLkaN) 647
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at July 10, 2022 03:16 AM (RuTUS) 648
Next month is our County Fair the theme is Red, White & Blue in 22 they always have real good foods espeicialy Burgers
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