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EMT 07/2/22

EMT is for openers.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 06:00 AM (2JoB8)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, July 2, 2022 On this day in 1881 Charles J. Guiteau shot and fatally wounded President James A. Garfield who would die of complications from his wounds on September 19.

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

3
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (ENBF0)

4 New Orleans is on track to become the crime capital of the US. Why is it that Dwmocrat mayors always result in high crime? And will tourists continue going to New Orleans
?


http://tinyurl.com/2p8724c3

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

5 NY has passed a new worthless gun control law.


http://tinyurl.com/4b3unjze

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

6 Brit Hume explains why the Jan 6 committee was a farce,


http://tinyurl.com/3uhnp4fm

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

7 *races Skip to the top of the stairs*

Posted by: Motivated Miklos needs covfefe at July 02, 2022 06:03 AM (thbCK)

8 Biden continues to drive gas prices higher.


http://tinyurl.com/2p8wf35y

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

9 Biden continues to blame Russia for high gas prices while he continues to drive prices up.


National Economic Council Chairman Brian Deese spoke with CNN Thursday afternoon just hours after President Joe Biden told reporters that the public should expect prices to remain at their current level for "as long as it takes" for Ukraine to win the war against Russia.


http://tinyurl.com/3rc74vk2

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

10 Coffee, check. Pecan pie, check. Banana, check. Gear up and hit the road. And......be careful out there!
-cue Hill Street Blues theme music

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 06:04 AM (0OP+5)

11 Meanwhile NY continue to pass laws to hinder legal gun owners.


http://tinyurl.com/2p9hhyhm

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)

12 Political cartoon of the day:


http://tinyurl.com/43d7mxy4

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)

13 RAMIREZ


http://tinyurl.com/56ah4z96


And that's it for today

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:05 AM (mZwKe)

14 Thanks Vic

Posted by: Miklos has a tribute sip o' the brown at July 02, 2022 06:06 AM (thbCK)

15 Coffee is going, still some time yet.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 06:07 AM (2JoB8)

16 Brit Hume explains why the Jan 6 committee was a farce,


"farce" is putting it rather politely

Posted by: Miklos has been known to violate protocol at July 02, 2022 06:10 AM (thbCK)

17 2 Charles Guiteau used a British Bulldog revolver, a type, not a brand, to assassinate Garfield. It was donated to the Smithsonian, which promptly lost it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 06:11 AM (lz5hY)

18 It was donated to the Smithsonian, which promptly lost it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

Canoe accident?

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

19 My next door neighbor thinks it was great, and she claims she is a Republican. But when I ask her who she voted for I never get an answer.

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:12 AM (mZwKe)

20 It was donated to the Smithsonian, which promptly lost it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Happens

Posted by: Huey P. Miklos-Long at July 02, 2022 06:13 AM (thbCK)

21 Vic, a number of the links aren't working.
The cartoon and Raimerez for sure

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

22 It was donated to the Smithsonian, which promptly lost it.
__________________________


Typical

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:13 AM (mZwKe)

23 Lost as in theived and sold to some collector

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 06:15 AM (2JoB8)

24 Lost as in theived and sold to some collector
Posted by: Skip

Or maybe the guy who had a gripe with Chester A. Arthur

Posted by: Miklos guesses again at July 02, 2022 06:17 AM (thbCK)

25
Happens
Posted by: Huey P. Miklos-Long at July 02, 2022 06:13 AM (thbCK)

_________

Long and Garfield. Killed by their doctors, not their assassins.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 06:17 AM (/U27+)

26 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 06:17 AM (arJlL)

27 Hiya Vic !

Thanks for the VNN !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (arJlL)

28 Damn nobody nooded. There I was all by myself.

Posted by: Ciampino - No blanc mange for me thank you at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (qfLjt)

29 Long and Garfield. Killed by their doctors, not their assassins.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Fauci is that old?

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

30 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (A20lT)

31 Happy Saturday, everyone.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (2Jt7Z)

32 Damn nobody nooded. There I was all by myself.
Posted by: Ciampino

75 KRAK OF DAWN HAS ARRIVED

Grab a coffee and get upstairs
Posted by: Skip

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

33
Fauci is that old?
Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

________

I had been thinking in Faucian terms to begin with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 06:19 AM (/U27+)

34 There I was all by myself.
Posted by: Ciampino

Did slowly you turn?

Posted by: Miklos got this from the Three Stooges at July 02, 2022 06:19 AM (thbCK)

35 25 Wasn't Garfield lingering on his deathbed responsible for early air conditioning development. I remember something about that, Westinghouse coming up with some cooling system in hopes of slowing infection.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 06:20 AM (lz5hY)

36 Mornin', all,

Slept all the way to my alarm. Amazing.

Stirling the kitten is crawling all over me and making it hard to type. I'd better go feed him first.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 06:20 AM (c6xtn)

37 There I was all by myself.
Posted by: Ciampino


MAaaaaaa! Knock first!

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

38 here is Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/8nhxku5d






Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:22 AM (mZwKe)

39 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

All your keyboard are belong to us

Posted by: Stirling's cute little paws at July 02, 2022 06:22 AM (thbCK)

40 could not get political cartoon to work. Pixy says it is spam.

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:23 AM (mZwKe)

41 Mmmmm.
Coffee and snickerdoodles for first breakfast

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:23 AM (vd8XM)

42 So, I go to read Florida Man Friday and PJ Media has made it so you have to pay to read that now. Fuck those people.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 06:23 AM (Rcp6g)

43 Thanks Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

44 32 Damn nobody nooded. There I was all by myself.
Posted by: Ciampino

75 KRAK OF DAWN HAS ARRIVED

Grab a coffee and get upstairs
Posted by: Skip

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
----
I didn't get that reference, I was instructed that NOOD was the keyword ARE YOU ALL PAYING ATTENTION?

Posted by: Ciampino - LO Ithink there will be a spot quiz and no make up at July 02, 2022 06:25 AM (qfLjt)

45 @11

>>Meanwhile NY continue to pass laws to hinder legal gun owners.

Apparently, the SCOTUS ruling allowed for restrictions in "sensitive areas," so NY simply carved out all mass transportation, parks, government facilities, schools, churches and businesses have to affirmatively allow for carry into their establishments.

So essentially they've nullified the SCOTUS ruling.

NYPD: Here's your concealed carry permit, see you real soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2022 06:25 AM (aKTN6)

46 I nood in a roundabout way today

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 06:26 AM (2JoB8)

47 could not get political cartoon to work. Pixy says it is spam.
Posted by: vic

Pixy, what a Treet

Posted by: Spam at July 02, 2022 06:26 AM (thbCK)

48 Only politicians and the Mob get permits in NY.

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:27 AM (mZwKe)

49
Today is Saturday, July 2, 2022 On this day in 1881 Charles J. Guiteau shot and fatally wounded President James A. Garfield who would die of complications from "best and brightest" medical quacks continuously probing his wounds on September 19.
Posted by: vic s/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 06:27 AM (pNxlR)

50 So, I go to read Florida Man Friday and PJ Media has made it so you have to pay to read that now.

And that's why sites that allow you to bypass paywalls are A Thing.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 02, 2022 06:29 AM (2Jt7Z)

51
Powerline week in pics is up:
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/
2022/07/the-week-in-pictures-road-rage-edition.php

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 06:31 AM (dQvv7)

52 As I recall, Edison was on scene, and had a magnetic detector that could have located the bullet inside Garfield accurately, but the doctors didn't believe in the "science" and also the metal bedsprings interfered with it.

Posted by: Miklosian Miscellany at July 02, 2022 06:31 AM (thbCK)

53 Today is Saturday, July 2, 2022 On this day in 1881 Charles J. Guiteau shot and fatally wounded President James A. Garfield who would die of complications from "best and brightest" medical quacks continuously probing his wounds on September 19.
Posted by: vic s/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

What ya think? More leeches?

Better go to the bait store and buy them all.

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

54 And that's why sites that allow you to bypass paywalls are A Thing.
Posted by: NR Pax

12 foot (or 10?)

Posted by: Miklos, who was it that said "information wants to be free"? at July 02, 2022 06:32 AM (thbCK)

55 political cartoon try



http://tinyurl.com/35cxsnkj

Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:33 AM (mZwKe)

56
I didn't get that reference, I was instructed that NOOD was the keyword ARE YOU ALL PAYING ATTENTION?
Posted by: Ciampino

_________

You left your Nood in the back seat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 06:34 AM (/U27+)

57 political cartoon try
http://tinyurl.com/35cxsnkj
Posted by: vic s/

It works!!

Thanks

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

58 Garfield would have made it if they had only sent for Doc Adams out in Dodge City. He had lots of practice digging slugs out of the big guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 06:34 AM (lz5hY)

59 Pilot saves day for little girl who lost her tooth:

https://tinyurl.com/app

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 06:34 AM (j93D/)

60
Works on most paywalls

https://12ft.io/

Posted by: Miklos, cheapskate at July 02, 2022 06:34 AM (thbCK)

61 You left your Nood in the back seat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My nude Raquel Welch at the door got him all discombobulated

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

62 Garfield would have made it if they had only sent for Doc Adams out in Dodge City. He had lots of practice digging slugs out of the big guy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Probably, but Garfield was a bit of a whiner.


...Doc...

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

63 My nude Raquel Welch at the door got him all discombobulated
Posted by: Bruce

YOUR nude Raquel Welch?

Posted by: Miklos, feels cheated, somehow at July 02, 2022 06:36 AM (thbCK)

64 YOUR nude Raquel Welch?
Posted by: Miklos

**squints eyes**

Yes....MINE!

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

65 The Supremes have said, people in the states have to act - it's all hard work now to recapture and keep your rights. New Yorkers elected these people who obviously want to keep them as slaves. Fix it or forget it. And the forget it part includes: deciding to ignore the law, leaving or just accepting things with the stfu caveat. Red states are going to have to fight like hell as well. We are not in a time for the faint of heart

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 02, 2022 06:38 AM (oWBc3)

66 12 foot (or 10?)

12. Those guys are wonderful.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 02, 2022 06:39 AM (2Jt7Z)

67 Yes....MINE!
Posted by: Bruce

"Yo Gina, wassup?"

Posted by: Miklos makes early AM booty call to Lollobrigida (got number from Raquel) at July 02, 2022 06:39 AM (thbCK)

68
Guiteau entered a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity, arguing that the assassination had been "God's act and not mine." He even claimed that the true cause of Garfield's death was malpractice at the hands of his doctors. "I deny the killing, if your honor please," he announced at one point. "We admit the shooting."

Guiteau had a point -- many historians now believe that Garfield would have lived if not for the limitations of 1880s medicine -- but his insanity plea failed to convince the jury, which took less than an hour to return a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 06:40 AM (pNxlR)

69
Powerline memes are brutal this week. Cruel even. But so damn funny.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 06:40 AM (dQvv7)

70 time to get breakfast and hit the road.
Seeing some friends today that we haven't seen since the beginning of the Krazy Kovid .

Posted by: Bruce at July 02, 2022 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

71 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 02, 2022 06:41 AM (UnQlg)

72 I'm gonna claim nude Bridget Bardot then.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 06:42 AM (Rcp6g)

73 That is why Garfield the cat hates Mondays. Because Monday was wound probing day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 06:42 AM (t3/qz)

74 time to get breakfast and hit the road.
Seeing some friends today that we haven't seen since the beginning of the Krazy Kovid .
Posted by: Bruce

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 06:42 AM (arJlL)

75 A morning pipe over coffee, then some breakfast, a shave, and then out to get my hair cut. Other errands too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 06:43 AM (c6xtn)

76 Gunsmoke started out as a Radio program. None of the actors were hired for the TV program. Both ran concurrently for a while.

On the Radio program Doc was played by Howard McNear, better known as "Floyd" the barber on Andy Griffith. Having heard most of them, I can say Marshall Dillon never missed, and never got hit, and always killed whomever he shot at. I can't recall anyone on the Radio episodes who was merely wounded. Always DRT.

*Pow* *Pow* *Pow*

Chester: Mr Dillon!! You alright?
Dillon: Yeah
Cheaster: Is he dead?
Dillon: Yeah

Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 06:43 AM (WIqTH)

77 Now, if you shoot and paralyze someone, and they die 15 years later due to complications from being paralyzed, you can be charged with murder.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 06:44 AM (t3/qz)

78
As I recall, Edison was on scene, and had a magnetic detector that could have located the bullet inside Garfield accurately, but the doctors didn't believe in the "science" and also the metal bedsprings interfered with it.
Posted by: Miklosian Miscellany


Not Edison, but Alexander Graham Bell. Not magnetic, but induction. And the doctors restricted its use to only one side of his body (the incorrect side, as it turned out).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 06:44 AM (pNxlR)

79 76 Wasn't Robert Conrad Dillon?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 06:44 AM (lz5hY)

80
It's been a sad morning, but things have calmed down.

When it starts getting light outside, I'll go out and bury our poor tiny boy by the oak tree.

When we meet again, he'll be grown and handsome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 02, 2022 06:45 AM (/U27+)

81 We are not in a time for the faint of heart
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Time for a rousing chorus of Men of Harlech

http://tinyurl.com/ycye38ta

Posted by: Commissary Officer Miklos at July 02, 2022 06:45 AM (thbCK)

82 You saying all of the radio actors had faces fit for radio?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 06:45 AM (t3/qz)

83 Wasn't Robert Conrad Dillon?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022


***
William Conrad of Cannon. Robert was still too young then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 06:46 AM (c6xtn)

84
William Conrad, not Robert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 06:47 AM (pNxlR)

85 On TV they always dig the bullet out of the shoulder. Then the victim miraculously recovers and continues to fight as if it never happened.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 06:47 AM (t3/qz)

86 Did William Conrad sound fat on the radio?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 06:48 AM (Rcp6g)

87 Caught up on this one, now only four threads behind

Posted by: fluffy at July 02, 2022 06:49 AM (UnQlg)

88 83 Yep. Remembered the last name at least. The Gunsmoke radio show ran a long time, up to about 1960 or so. Remembered listening to it with Dad. Compared to the TV we had, the picture was better.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 06:49 AM (lz5hY)

89 Did William Conrad sound fat on the radio?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022


***
I don't know. But he would have been impressive as always.

He used to narrate the Rocky and Bullwinkle shows. He wanted to do more voices, but Jay Ward mixed it, saying Conrad always sounded like Conrad no matter who he was playing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 06:50 AM (c6xtn)

90 Boker Tov Patriots

I never felt less confident about my Country on a 4TH of July in my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2022 06:50 AM (Irn0L)

91 Not Edison, but Alexander Graham Bell. Not magnetic, but induction. And the doctors restricted its use to only one side of his body (the incorrect side, as it turned out).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Thank you!

Posted by: Miklos, the things one learns to remember here at July 02, 2022 06:51 AM (thbCK)

92 Uh oh, Akron Ohio police officers shot at a black man who was fleeing a traffic shop 90 times, striking him 60 times before killing him. That is not going to end well for the City of Akron or those police officers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 06:52 AM (bVYXr)

93 Conrad always sounded like Conrad no matter who he was playing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That...guy.

Posted by: Cannon's auto insurance agent at July 02, 2022 06:52 AM (thbCK)

94 That is not going to end well for the City of Akron or those police officers.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Can haz Burning River for July 4th?

Posted by: Nostalgic Miklos at July 02, 2022 06:53 AM (thbCK)

95 He used to narrate the Rocky and Bullwinkle shows. He wanted to do more voices, but Jay Ward mixed it, saying Conrad always sounded like Conrad no matter who he was playing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Useless then?

Posted by: Sean Connery at July 02, 2022 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

96 Useless then?
Posted by: Sean Connery

Yer mother didn't think so

Posted by: Alex Trebek's Revenge at July 02, 2022 06:56 AM (thbCK)

97 Well I'm guessing hometown son Lebron will find his Akron voice again. Black kids beat a white kid to death - nada. Oh goody, cops shot a black guy! But seriously, 60 times? Were they using those insect salt pellet guns?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 02, 2022 06:57 AM (oWBc3)

98 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 02, 2022 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

99 I thought the coffee thread was for openers.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 02, 2022 06:58 AM (qH6FZ)

100 Pros use a salt gun.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 02, 2022 06:58 AM (J8LnB)

101 Good morning morons

Traffic was so light yesterday I got all the way to Oakland without hitting a single red light. I should've played the lotto.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 06:59 AM (EZebt)

102 Have a great day, everyone.

Got some sniffles, and going back to bed.

May you get all the rain you want, and no more. Unlike here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 02, 2022 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

103 Pancakes and strawberries very soon

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 07:00 AM (2JoB8)

104 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 02, 2022 07:00 AM (ex2Cx)

105 You won the lotto, you made it out of Oakland alive

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 02, 2022 07:00 AM (oWBc3)

106 {Hadrian}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:01 AM (EZebt)

107 yo wut sup
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yu go naow!

Posted by: vaguely Oriental but unhappy lady at July 02, 2022 07:01 AM (thbCK)

108 The cops fired 90 rounds? How many cops at a traffic stop and did they reload?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 07:02 AM (Rcp6g)

109 Radio was relatively small compared to Movie and later, TV. About a half a dozen guys and gals were in every radio program, seems like. Cannon was one of them. His voice always seemed la little forced to me, like he was talking an octave lower or whatever. It's distinctive, and can always tell it's him.

Miss Kittly was played by a pretty hot babe on the Radio program, Amanda Blake sounded just like her. I think the TV execs just wanted a clean slate. Cannon was not happy. You can hear him advertising for the new TV show on some episodes - "be sure to tune in, I know you'll like it", without mentioning it won't be him in the starring role. That had to really hurt.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 07:03 AM (WIqTH)

110 Akron Ohio police officers shot at a black man who was fleeing a traffic shop 90 times, striking him 60 times before killing him.

No marksman badges, that's for sure.

Posted by: Miklos just across from where they teach that at July 02, 2022 07:04 AM (thbCK)

111 Did William Conrad sound fat on the radio?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

He wasn't fat in those days; if he was , he wouldn't fit in the radio.

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 07:05 AM (arJlL)

112 @81 Miklos, that url led me to an error page. Is it correct?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2022 07:05 AM (P8xjS)

113 @108

>>The cops fired 90 rounds? How many cops at a traffic stop and did they reload?

Well cops usually carry 15 round mags so 6 cops emptying their handguns would get you to 90.

Welcome to the Long Hot Summer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2022 07:06 AM (aKTN6)

114 Boker Tov Patriots

I never felt less confident about my Country on a 4TH of July in my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Buck up Captain !

There is a concerted effort to make us feel that way.

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 07:07 AM (arJlL)

115
Then he grabbed the steering wheel and said, "This is MAGA country."

Posted by: Juicy Smolett at July 02, 2022 07:07 AM (dQvv7)

116 that url led me to an error page. Is it correct?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

http://tinyurl.com/2p8ks876

Posted by: Miklos apologizes for any inconvenience at July 02, 2022 07:10 AM (thbCK)

117 Speaking of radio, I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 02, 2022 07:11 AM (axN3X)

118 Not Edison, but Alexander Graham Bell. Not magnetic, but induction. And the doctors restricted its use to only one side of his body (the incorrect side, as it turned out).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 06:44 AM (pNxlR)
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Can you explain how that would have worked? In my primitive brain I equate magnetism and induction (well, once some electricity is run through). How would Bell have used induction to find the bullet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2022 07:12 AM (P8xjS)

119 Things could always be worse - assuming similar communication ability as today, imagine waking up on April 13, 1861.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 02, 2022 07:14 AM (oWBc3)

120 We have to electrocute the patient to save him!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 02, 2022 07:14 AM (oWBc3)

121 Then he grabbed the steering wheel and said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: Juicy Smolett

Grabbed the steering wheel with one hand, and pussy with the other.

DAMN

Posted by: Miklos has got to respect that bigly at July 02, 2022 07:15 AM (thbCK)

122 The unwritten rule it takes a man's body weight to kill him in war often goes in civilian rules too.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 07:15 AM (2JoB8)

123 Yeah Buddy. Top o'the morning ya Rapscallions and Scalawags. And of course, a a bueatimous good morning to all the lovely ladies of AOSHQ!

Now to read the content.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:16 AM (R5lpX)

124 Speaking of radio, I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

It's not time to panic.

Posted by: Miklos with Connections at July 02, 2022 07:16 AM (thbCK)

125 Did William Conrad sound fat on the radio?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

He wasn't fat in those days; if he was , he wouldn't fit in the radio.
Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022


***
Conrad was always kind of husky. If you catch his performance in The Killers w/ Burt Lancaster, you'll see he was hefty (ca. 194, but not fat.

I always thought he would have made a good Nero Wolfe, and of course he did play the role in about 1981. True Wolfe fans hate that series, and it wasn't a patch on the later one with Tim Hutton, but Conrad's voice and presence was excellent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 07:16 AM (c6xtn)

126 At Right Scoop website a Vegan couple murders their baby by starving the child to death. 18 month old weight 17 pounds

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 07:18 AM (2JoB8)

127 I never felt less confident about my Country on a 4TH of July in my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Buck up Captain !

There is a concerted effort to make us feel that way.
Posted by: JT

There was this whole Thing about Summertime Soldiers and Sunshine Patriots...

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at July 02, 2022 07:18 AM (thbCK)

128 Cops shot someone 60 times in Ohio. Police you MUST get in front of this. I saw the cute youth picture of the shootie yesterday. Get this guys latest mug shot out into circulation. Start prettying up any and all body camera footage. Do not let BLM or any other group control the narrative. I think he was pulled initially for a traffic violation and sped off shooting at police. Do not shoot at police.

Posted by: Picric at July 02, 2022 07:18 AM (13tTk)

129 Now to read the content.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says

I knew I forgot something

Posted by: This is why Miklos makes lists at July 02, 2022 07:19 AM (thbCK)

130 Have they started the Unarmed Black man ready to turn his life around murdered by police yet?

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 07:20 AM (2JoB8)

131 striking him 60 times before killing him. "

Those kinder gentler marshmallow bullets are not working out.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:20 AM (sn5EN)

132 There was this whole Thing about Summertime Soldiers and Sunshine Patriots...
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at July 02, 2022 07:18 AM (thbCK)


I live it every day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2022 07:21 AM (Irn0L)

133 He was only going to the store to get some Skittles and Arizona Ices Tea

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 02, 2022 07:21 AM (flINI)

134 A Virginian episode from 1969 is on Grit. James Brolin, Carrie Snodgress, and Tom Bosley in a comedy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 07:21 AM (c6xtn)

135 I live it every day
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Trust is placed in you

Posted by: Miklos trusts at July 02, 2022 07:22 AM (thbCK)

136 Most cops carry 17 plus 1 in loaded firearm with at least two 17 round mags (Glock17 this example). That's 52 rounds, not sure if any shotguns or rifles were on scene at Akron.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 07:22 AM (gktX6)

137 Speaking of radio, I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

It's not time to panic.
Posted by: Miklos with Connections at July 02, 2022 07:16 AM (thbCK)

Don't panic! Don't panic!

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at July 02, 2022 07:24 AM (4I/2K)

138 That's 52 rounds, not sure if any shotguns or rifles were on scene at Akron.
Posted by: Eromero

If it's the same as the bodycam from yesterday (or before), there was a pellet shooter.

Posted by: Miklos truststhinks it must be the insane bodycam scene at July 02, 2022 07:25 AM (thbCK)

139 If things get hot I am going to have to get my daughter out of Youngstown. Most people there have nothing better to do so a riot would prolly be right up their alley

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 02, 2022 07:25 AM (flINI)

140 Hadrian,

We are sorry for the loss of your newborn male pup.
Sleep well, little guy.

As you said, you will one day meet again.

Now prayers and wishes for his surviving sisters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:25 AM (1n+EO)

141 A nice recap of the story of Woody Williams, who just died and was the last surviving Medal of Honor recipient of World War II:

tinyurl.com/3t84r254

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:29 AM (FZ2cV)

142 Mrs fd mentioned going to the fireworks show in the city tonight. After 3 murders in town last week I avoid the city more than ever. fk that

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:30 AM (sn5EN)

143 Miklos@ 138-
I just got to work, not seen any Akron info other than here. I would suppose if he was chased some vehicles could have mustered up long guns before rolling up to the final confrontation.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 07:30 AM (gktX6)

144 After being retired and not having "struck a lick at a snake" in the last two years, got a part time job in lite construction. So far it's working out. I told the boss when I asked for the job that it would be part time and I might have to take the day off on short notice on some occasions to take care of my disabled wife.

He's a born again Christian and before hiring me, thanked me for "honoring" my wife by placing her first above the job.

So far, the work has been easy, except for later in the day when it starts getting hot and I start lagging. But it pays for my tool collection fetish and greens fees.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:30 AM (R5lpX)

145 Sorry, Hadrian, about the little pup. You have such devoted care for the dogs:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:31 AM (FZ2cV)

146 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 02, 2022 07:31 AM (cknjq)

147 Have they started the Unarmed Black man ready to turn his life around murdered by police yet?
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022


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Funny how these thugs are always *about* to turn their lives around. They're never actually in the process of doing it, going to school, working, getting married, etc. You'd think that once in while the police would actually run across one who'd done it.

Of course, if they have done it, they probably wouldn't be clashing with the cops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 07:31 AM (c6xtn)

148 https://www.city-journal.org/html/
americanness-american-revolution-13515.html

Good read, we as a country have let it get away from us.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 07:32 AM (2JoB8)

149 They are pissing on hero's graves and our foriegn friends, although we only have a few.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 02, 2022 07:33 AM (J8LnB)

150 Ann Prentiss, Paula's sister and Richard Benjamin's sister-in-law, is in the Virginian episode too. She had a lot of the same charm as Paula. Shame how *she* "needed to turn her life around" for real, and wound up in jail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 02, 2022 07:33 AM (c6xtn)

151 Just tried posting this in Pixy's, but think that thread may have already grown a bit stale.

Delurking for a moment, I'm currently moving from one phone to another and have discovered that the AoSHQ Reader has been pulled from the Play store. I assuming during the recent unpleasantness... at any rate is there anywhere I can go to sideload the apk? Or do I need to take a different tack from now on to get my favorite smart military blog fix? Many thanks in advance.

Posted by: Pilum57 at July 02, 2022 07:33 AM (e3bkQ)

152 Police chief says the majority of the 9 shootings this week (3 died) are believed to have some sort of "criminal street gang nexus" or connection. I ain't going nowhere near that shit at night with a crowd of 20k or more watching fireworks.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:34 AM (sn5EN)

153 Morning peeps. The situation up in Akron, OH has affected us here in the Bluegrass. My wife's grandson is coming home from camp today and normally tomorrow we'd take him home to Mansfield, OH which is about 60 miles from Akron.

Guess who gets to spend the weekend, and probably next week with the grandparents?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2022 07:34 AM (BFigT)

154 4 Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

Democrat mayors and high crime go together because criminals are the number one client and operative class of the democrat.

Posted by: sven at July 02, 2022 07:35 AM (Lzpvj)

155 http://tinyurl.com/45mufwcy

Keep your belts on, boys

This one's HOT

Posted by: Miklos is unsurprised at July 02, 2022 07:36 AM (thbCK)

156
With the price of everything going through the roof, and summer heat kicking in, wonder how long before the riot season begins?

I know, Putin's fault.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 07:37 AM (dQvv7)

157 You got an app? Luxury! We have to use a hand cranked teletype!

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:37 AM (sn5EN)

158 Delurking for a moment, I'm currently moving from one phone to another and have discovered that the AoSHQ Reader has been pulled from the Play store. I assuming during the recent unpleasantness... at any rate is there anywhere I can go to sideload the apk? Or do I need to take a different tack from now on to get my favorite smart military blog fix? Many thanks in advance.
Posted by: Pilum57 at July 02, 2022 07:33 AM (e3bkQ)


There's an App for reading AOSHQ?

I just put the URL in my browser, saved the main page to my "home screen" on my phone so all I have to do is click on it when I want to get the latest from Ace and all the other fine co-bloggers.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:38 AM (R5lpX)

159 There's an App for reading AOSHQ?


Does it do the math for us?

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2022 07:39 AM (oTZbj)

160 Another prayer request. Son had an interview at a local farm yesterday for a job helping to pick crops. It would be hot, redundant work, but at least he'd be making money for school and would probably learn some more about farming, so if you could pray this opens up for him it would be much appreciated. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:39 AM (FZ2cV)

161 There's an App for reading AOSHQ?

I just put the URL in my browser, saved the main page to my "home screen" on my phone so all I have to do is click on it when I want to get the latest from Ace and all the other fine co-bloggers.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:38 AM (R5lpX)

There was at one point in time. I hadn't changed phones in so long it might no longer be a thing. Which is why I asked.

Posted by: Pilum57 at July 02, 2022 07:40 AM (e3bkQ)

162 Had a 'community encounter' yesterday with a yute who was amazed (after lying to me for 20 minutes) that I told him what he'd been doing for the past 12 hours. And I only made one 2 minute call. He reaction was similar to the Zero pilot in Final XCountdown. Thugs is stoopid.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 07:42 AM (gktX6)

163 Uh oh, Akron Ohio police officers shot at a black man who was fleeing a traffic shop 90 times, striking him 60 times before killing him. That is not going to end well for the City of Akron or those police officers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 06:52 AM (bVYXr)
---
Shortly after the North Hollywood incident (where two guys in heavy body armor had a shootout with cops who needed to borrow rifles from a gun store), another one just like it happened in Detroit.

Detroit cops didn't bother to get heavier guns, they just hosed down the targets with a hail of lead and found hands, feet, faces. The ammo expenditure was amazing.

But that's Detroit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 07:42 AM (llXky)

164 "Jayland was a sweet young man, he never caused any trouble"

Yeah until he fled the cops while shooting at them. Something tells me this is not the first time little Jayland went astray. They want justice for Jayland. Well they got it.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:43 AM (sn5EN)

165 Democrat mayors and high crime go together because criminals are the number one client and operative class of the democrat.

Posted by: sven at July 02, 2022 07:35 AM (Lzpvj)
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Yes. At this late date the Dems know the "soft on crime" thing doesn't work, it's all about kickbacks from organized crime and a cut of the drug trade.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 07:44 AM (llXky)

166 Hear that? Drums and heavy metal.
Natives are restless and sexually frustrated.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (J8LnB)

167 Yeah until he fled the cops while shooting at them. Something tells me this is not the first time little Jayland went astray. They want justice for Jayland. Well they got it.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:43 AM (sn5EN)
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At least they didn't do it during Pride month. That would have been an atrocity.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (llXky)

168 Prayers up Miss Fenolon for your son!

Any outdoor farm work is tough, hard and dirty. When I was a much younger man, before my construction career, I used to work on a Christmas tree farm. It was brutal work during the summer, what with pushing a mower up and down the rows between the trees and fertilizing them by hand, carrying a five gallon bucket full of ammonium nitrate and spreading it by hand.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (R5lpX)

169 The ammo expenditure was amazing.

But that's Detroit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

they can borrow from us.

we have millions of rounds

for some reason

Posted by: Dept. of Education at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (thbCK)

170 When we meet again, he'll be grown and handsome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Sadly, I think I can guess what happened but I missed any early post today, Condolences to the Hadrian Assembly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (hOUT3)

171 There's an App for reading AOSHQ?


Will it help hang shelves?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 02, 2022 07:46 AM (axN3X)

172 I expect Putin to respond to Finland and Sweden surrendering their tradition of neutrality and throwing in with the decrepit Nato alliance.

I think he will attack the Baltics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (EZebt)

173 "There's an App for reading AOSHQ?


Will it help hang shelves?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 02, 2022 07:46 AM (axN3X)"

Going with a solid shmaybe.

Posted by: Pilum57 at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (e3bkQ)

174 I remember the good 'ol days when organized crime was mostly about torching restaurants for the insurance money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (BFigT)

175 Hear that? Drums and heavy metal.
Natives are restless and sexually frustrated.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (J8LnB)
---
No, I'm quite well-rested, but the sexual thing is true.

Or are you talking about someone else?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (llXky)

176 "There's an App for reading AOSHQ? "

I knew we have a style guide, but I guess we're moving on up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (1n+EO)

177 One benefits of picking crops is that you can pick up all the Spanish cuss words

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 07:48 AM (Rcp6g)

178 I expect Putin to respond to Finland and Sweden surrendering their tradition of neutrality and throwing in with the decrepit Nato alliance.

I think he will attack the Baltics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (EZebt)
---
I find the neocon spin that forcing the US to take on even larger defense responsibilities is somehow a "sick burn" of Russia.

What percent of the world are we now bound to protect? World Police indeed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 07:49 AM (llXky)

179 The thugs around here are definitely getting bolder. Going to jail is a badge of honor. Like the 16 year old a few weeks ago that had an ankle bracelet tracker for an aggravated assault charge being caught driving a car from which the passenger shot at pursing cops, causing the cops to crash into a power pole. That story is going to give them all kinds of cred in the pokey.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:49 AM (sn5EN)

180 Yes. At this late date the Dems know the "soft on crime" thing doesn't work, it's all about kickbacks from organized crime and a cut of the drug trade.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 07:44 AM (llXky)
===

Its about having an armed militia to threaten, intimidate, and threaten those who oppose them and their accumulation of power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:49 AM (EZebt)

181 But mostly, threaten.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:50 AM (EZebt)

182 "What percent of the world are we now bound to protect? "

Oddly enough...NOT our undefended southern border.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:50 AM (1n+EO)

183 Just read a USA Today article on the Akron shooting. None of it makes sense. The police response appears to be so over the top to this young guy as to defy logic. He was working at an Amazon fulfillment center and was a door dash driver. A gun was found in his car but who is going to drive around Akron at 1 am without carrying? Why he was stopped has not been revealed and why he took off is another mystery along with why he ran on foot until he was shot repeatedly and handcuffed? The entire story is crazy.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2022 07:50 AM (x4LSC)

184 knew we have a style guide, but I guess we're moving on up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (1n+EO)


What is this "style guide" that you speak of...and where can one find it?

How are ya VIA and how is the missus?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:50 AM (R5lpX)

185 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:45 AM (R5lpX)

Thanks for weighing in. Your work experience on the tree farm sounds brutal and the owner of the farm said that it would be hot, heavy work and he took him around the perimeter of the farm. On the other hand he'd probably get in shape quickly (he's a little chunky even though he runs every other day) and the air conditioned places (supermarkets) are not calling him so I hope he'll get this. The guy who owns the farm went to the same school the boy is accepted to, Maybe that will help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:52 AM (FZ2cV)

186 At grocery store, anyone want me to pick up anything while I 'm here?

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 07:52 AM (hbyOd)

187 A Summer of farmwork will be a great experience. He will probably learn to aspire to never have to do that again. Good luck to your son Fenelon.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:52 AM (sn5EN)

188 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 07:48 AM (Rcp6g)

LOL. He did take Spanish in high school, but I don't think he learned those.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (FZ2cV)

189 Local state senator tried to add criminals use of guns to the 'new' NYS gun bill. Since they are the user of illegal guns. Criminals don't care about no stinky gun laws, but so far the powers to be only want to punish legal owners of guns. Crazy, but that NYS and our beloved governor. Preps on the street don't have to worry about restrictions on gun carry.

Posted by: Colin at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (YVx1O)

190 This reflexive hate of all things Russian or Putin is novel and weird. It is an axiom of their faith and really has no meaning or substance other than being an organizing principle.

Hate Russia? You're with us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (EZebt)

191 "How are ya VIA and how is the missus?"

Doing well, watching the grass grow by leaps and bounds with these three days of rain.

Mrs VIA's mother is with us as the cousin from Arizona flew in for a week.
Then next week we drive the MiL back to B'more.
And immediately after that, a one day run up and back to Norfolk to pack out our son for impending deployment.

Gonna be a busy summer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)

192 69
Powerline memes are brutal this week. Cruel even. But so damn funny.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 06:40 AM (dQvv7)

--------------------------

My favorite is the pic of Clarence Thomas with the caption "Hello, Joe. It's me. Cornpop"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (CAJOC)

193 Skip @ 186-
Could you stop by Einstein's for some bagels?

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2022 07:54 AM (gktX6)

194 As he was laying on the ground already dead, his body was twitching every time he was struck by another bullet. The cops kept yelling at him to stop moving, but he wouldn't follow commands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 07:54 AM (AutJR)

195 2 week rule applies in regards to Akron. So while the inevitable riots and insanity will happen as a result of this shooting in Akron, it will take a week or two to find out what actually happened. It will be too late by then of course. Damage done.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 02, 2022 07:55 AM (sVfvf)

196 One thing about rioting in Akron. Last time I was there a lot of businesses were already boarded up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 07:56 AM (lz5hY)

197 Has Obama weighed in on the Akron shooting yet?

Can't wait to hear the words that fall out of his cock gargler.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:56 AM (1n+EO)

198 "One thing about rioting in Akron. Last time I was there a lot of businesses were already boarded up."

Could be getting ready for hurricane season.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:57 AM (1n+EO)

199 Cops shot someone 60 times in Ohio. Police you MUST get in front of this. I saw the cute youth picture of the shootie yesterday. Get this guys latest mug shot out into circulation. Start prettying up any and all body camera footage. Do not let BLM or any other group control the narrative. I think he was pulled initially for a traffic violation and sped off shooting at police. Do not shoot at police.

Posted by: Picric at July 02, 2022 07:18 AM


They are releasing the body cam footage tomorrow at noon. The kid had a gun and fired at least two shots at the cops while they were chasing him. He dropped the gun in the car and tried to get away on foot, that's when they went medieval on him apparently.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 02, 2022 07:57 AM (bVYXr)

200 176 "There's an App for reading AOSHQ? "

I knew we have a style guide, but I guess we're moving on up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:47 AM (1n+EO)

-----------------------------

The App provides translations, similar to what they do for the jive-talkin' dudes on Airplane!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 02, 2022 07:57 AM (CAJOC)

201 USA Today is crap so I would take anything I read there with a pound of salt.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:57 AM (sn5EN)

202 Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 07:52 AM (sn5EN

Well, we'll see. The school he will, God willing, be transferring to in the Fall specializes in agricultural related fields, so even if it isn't farming it will be something else related to botany.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 07:57 AM (FZ2cV)

203 197 You can bet Don Retardo will have some sage words about it. Like when the Border Patrol was accused of whippin' and wompin' the Haitians.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (lz5hY)

204 Yahoo news story makings sense, you got to be kidding. Since their first news story in the morning is about Trump (always) and everything after that is usually BS.

Posted by: Colin at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (YVx1O)

205 Mornin', all. I have some sad news, and as much as I knew it was inevitable, I wasn't ready.

Mom passed this morning. I had to spend this weekend at my house, so my son was with her alone and it's killing me that I wasn't there. I'm heading there now.

I'd really appreciate some prayers for her soul.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (1Z536)

206 Another article concerning police over-reaction, and how it upsets the community.

http://tinyurl.com/bdd9k6ep

*Insert racist eye-roll here*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:59 AM (1n+EO)

207 I... uh... what?

The idea, known as the “independent legislature theory,” represents to some theorists a literal reading of the Constitution.
But in its most far-reaching interpretation, it could cut governors and state courts out of the decision-making process on election laws while giving state lawmakers free rein to change rules to favor their own party. The impact could extend to presidential elections in 2024 and beyond, experts say, making it easier for a legislature to disregard the will of its state’s citizens.

This immense power would go to legislative bodies that are themselves undemocratic, many advocates say, because they have been gerrymandered to create partisan districts, virtually ensuring the party-in-power’s candidates cannot be beaten. Republicans control both legislative chambers in 30 states and have been at the forefront of pushing the theory.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 07:59 AM (AutJR)

208 Mrs VIA's mother is with us as the cousin from Arizona flew in for a week.
Then next week we drive the MiL back to B'more.
And immediately after that, a one day run up and back to Norfolk to pack out our son for impending deployment.

Gonna be a busy summer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)


Good for y'all being able to spend time with family. And good luck to your son on his impending deployment. Hop he's going somewhere nice.

Kind of wish I was going to the Norfolk area this weekend. My daughter and her family are having their House Warming party/cookout at their "new to them" first house.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 07:59 AM (R5lpX)

209 "I'd really appreciate some prayers for her soul. "

Of course.

As well as prayers for you and the remainder of your family.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (1n+EO)

210 Gerrymandering is only a threat to democracy when republicans do it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (AutJR)

211 Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (1Z536)

Of course, MLIS. I am glad her suffering is over but it's hard not to be there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (FZ2cV)

212 Good luck to FenSon.

He could probably go to the nearest senior living center and get a good-paying job bussing tables, washing dishes, working reception, pushing seniors to activities. Not sure if that kind of work would suit him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (EZebt)

213 "so even if it isn't farming it will be something else related to botany."

That will be a great field. No pun intended.

My dad tells the story of the Summer he spent working in a non air-conditioned bus factory in Georgia. He found out that he didn't want to do that for the rest of his life so he joined the Air Force.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:01 AM (sn5EN)

214 Condolences My Life. I know it has been a long road.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2022 08:01 AM (x4LSC)

215 This immense power would go to legislative bodies that are themselves undemocratic, many advocates say, because they have been gerrymandered to create partisan districts, virtually ensuring the party-in-power’s candidates cannot be beaten.

As opposed to Democrat controlled states like CA, which have altered the voting laws to ensure republicans can not attain a majority.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (AutJR)

216 Memes have saved powerline from being a blog for useless squishes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (ybIRR)

217 Prays for your mom and your family MLiI

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (Rcp6g)

218 "My daughter and her family are having their House Warming party/cookout at their "new to them" first house."

A special time in almost every up-and-coming families life.

* hoists a burger, and a toast to them on Independence Day*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (1n+EO)

219 have you seen this story

3 police officers, K9 dead after encountering 'pure hell' at wanted man's home

http://tinyurl.com/2mtx6n7v

Posted by: DB at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (geLO8)

220 "My Life is Insanity"

You got it. And for you too.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (sn5EN)

221 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (EZebt)

He could certainly do it, but he's not the most outgoing kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (FZ2cV)

222 MLii may her memory be a blessing

It has been a long road and I hope you find relief

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (EZebt)

223 And for you too.
Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (sn5EN)

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:03 AM (FZ2cV)

224 Fox News broadcasting this morning from West Point. Place is so beautiful.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2022 08:03 AM (x4LSC)

225 "He was working at an Amazon fulfillment center and was a door dash driver."


Would, "door dash driver," be a good cover for a drug dealer?

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2022 08:03 AM (oTZbj)

226 hey y'all

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 02, 2022 08:04 AM (ZAtDh)

227 He could certainly do it, but he's not the most outgoing kid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (FZ2cV)
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If his cheeks are pinchable he'd do fine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:04 AM (EZebt)

228 225. Yes, my thoughts also.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2022 08:04 AM (x4LSC)

229 Prayers MLII.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who's been there at July 02, 2022 08:05 AM (PiwSw)

230 But in its most far-reaching interpretation, it could cut governors and state courts out of the decision-making process on election laws while giving state lawmakers free rein to change rules to favor their own party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 07:59 AM (AutJR)
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This is because Democrat governors and judges keep trying to stop voter ID requirements, which 80 percent of voters want.

In Michigan, the GOP legislature put bills up that make basic reforms and of course the governor vetoed them.

The Michigan Constitution provides that the governor's veto can be overridden via petition drive, which is what is moving forward. This was done last year to repeal the Emergency Powers law Whitmer used to create a perpetual dictatorship.

So yeah, big threat to democracy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:05 AM (llXky)

231 I'd really appreciate some prayers for her soul.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (1Z536)


May the Lord make his face shine upon your dear departed mother and give her peace. And may it also shine upon you and give your family solace during this time of grief. My sincere condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:05 AM (R5lpX)

232 They were paying over $20 an hour to pick green chili's here in NM last year

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:05 AM (Rcp6g)

233 I'd really appreciate some prayers for her soul.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity


Prayers are up for both you and your family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:06 AM (hOUT3)

234 Fen,

Working outside will do him some good. Intense physical work is almost necessary for a young man.

Even if it is temporary.

This is a good thing.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 02, 2022 08:06 AM (cknjq)

235 I'd really appreciate some prayers for her soul.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Prayers are up for both you and your family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana!

Yep !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 08:07 AM (arJlL)

236 As opposed to Democrat controlled states like CA, which have altered the voting laws to ensure republicans can not attain a majority.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (AutJR)
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Rush used to point this out all the time: Democrats only care about power. Their arguments will change the instant they find a new path to doing this.

So if they can win elections, legislative supremecy is a vital principal. If they can't, it's tyranny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:07 AM (llXky)

237 Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (1Z536)

I'm so sorry. I wasn't with my mom either when she passed. My son was. Well so was my brother but he doesn't count.

Good morning all.. getting some much needed rain today.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 02, 2022 08:07 AM (nxdel)

238 If they can't, it's tyranny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Ah yes, the tyranny of the masses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:08 AM (hOUT3)

239 Posted by: weirdflunky at July 02, 2022 08:06 AM (cknjq)

Thanks He was on Cross Coutry and Track during high school so he is used to being outside in hot weather-just not picking crops.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:08 AM (FZ2cV)

240 221 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:00 AM (EZebt)

He could certainly do it, but he's not the most outgoing kid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:02 AM (FZ2cV)

Good luck to your son on getting the farm job.

My oldest had her 4 days of training for her summer STEM mentorship job for a 9-12th "1st time to college" prep camp. To say just showing up on time will put her in the top 1/2 of employees is an understatement.

She desired a job that was only 1/2 the summer. It seems her job site might have had the problems of JHU gifted and talented camps. When you can earn money all summer, you don't want the half summer job, so you cancel or get what you get.

That said, she loves it and is excited for the 3 week FT camp (so it was about 4 weeks of FT work), and I think she's a shoe in for next summer (before we have her look for internships the following year - aka, the year before graduation). She likes being able to go on family vacay, work, and still have some summer.

Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (exHjb)

241 Chores await, and bonkers dog wants a walk...

Take care good people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (hOUT3)

242 The autopsy for the other dead Jaylon, the NFL Ravens player, shows an OD of fenantyl and cocaine.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (oTZbj)

243 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:05 AM (R5lpX)

That's lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (FZ2cV)

244 This is why Dobbs is so important. Most state judges have to face voters at some point, and it is also easier to change a single state's constitution in response to a rogue judge.

State officials also may face a recall election if they get too far out of line.

Other than one-party satrapies like California and New York, it's impossible to impose Roe on most states, and they know it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (llXky)

245 Commiefornia has Conservatives by the balls due to Geography. If not for its vital coastline to stop a Chinese Invasion and its vast Military Bases, Cal would be non important like Illinois.

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (WY8d2)

246 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:08 AM (FZ2cV)

Bonus-

His mind is opened to how an entirely different part of society works.

This is a good thing, too.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (cknjq)

247 Perhaps we can figure out why the government wishes to disarm the populace.

http://tinyurl.com/2s2jxmfj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (1n+EO)

248 There are some cities you are making you short life being an Amazon delivery driver. Gary, Indiana and Akron, Ohio plus many other cities. Does Amazon pay combat pay?

Posted by: Colin at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (YVx1O)

249 Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (exHjb)

Congratulations to your daughter; That's very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (FZ2cV)

250 Ah yes, the tyranny of the masses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:08 AM (hOUT3)
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Common people lack the expertise necessary to run things. That's why we need elites to do it in their name.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:11 AM (llXky)

251 Posted by: weirdflunky at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (cknjq)

I agree with you. Thanks for the encouraging words.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:11 AM (FZ2cV)

252 Amazing, how for years we griped about Cal, and he we are going to transfer the House Speakership from A Cal Dem to a GOP Dem. Friends tell me some of the GOP's biggest Donor still live in CAl, and McCarthy is a great fundraiser. Thoughts?

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:12 AM (WY8d2)

253 "The autopsy for the other dead Jaylon, the NFL Ravens player, shows an OD of fenantyl and cocaine."


*Snicker*

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at July 02, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

254 249 Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:09 AM (exHjb)

Congratulations to your daughter; That's very nice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:10 AM (FZ2cV)

Funny enough, it worked out for the best. She had interviews for 3 camp jobs weeks prior to getting this one, and they all turned her down for one reason or the other (never working camps before was probably the big one). They would have all been the full summer and not STEM (when she's a science major), so it did ultimately work out for the best for exactly what she wanted (although the 7:30am onsite start is gonna be rough in July, since I hear everything in this house).

So, if he doesn't get the job (but I hope he does), there may be a better one around the corner if he keeps trying for them...

Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:13 AM (exHjb)

255 Brit Hume explains why the Jan 6 committee was a farce,

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It's the very definition of a political witch hunt. A Soviet style show trial. In America, kids. Far too many people either don't see it, or approve of it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 02, 2022 08:14 AM (sVtYq)

256 Working outside will do him some good. Intense physical work is almost necessary for a young man.
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When I was his age I was a lifeguard. Outdoors. Very intense, physically. Once, I almost got a sunburn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:14 AM (EZebt)

257 I'm so sorry. I wasn't with my mom either when she passed. My son was. Well so was my brother but he doesn't count.

Good morning all.. getting some much needed rain today.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 02, 2022 08:07 AM (nxdel)


The morning my mom died, I was hung over and declined going to the hospital with my dad and grandmother. I've subconsciously lived with the guilt of not making that final visit to see my mother, for the last 40+ years. I often wonder if my life and some of my subsequent life altering decisions may have been and gone differently.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:14 AM (R5lpX)

258 Fox News broadcasting this morning from West Point. Place is so beautiful.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2022 08:03 AM (x4LSC)

They better hurry up, a storm is coming. Oh and by the way i need a few things from the Commissary

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2022 08:15 AM (Irn0L)

259 256 Working outside will do him some good. Intense physical work is almost necessary for a young man.
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When I was his age I was a lifeguard. Outdoors. Very intense, physically. Once, I almost got a sunburn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:14 AM (EZebt)

I also was a lifeguard for 6 years before spending my last pre-graduation summer as an intern. Lifeguarding is the job I wish I had ever convinced any of my kids was a good idea (but none of them will be - they swim well, but not well enough to pass the lifeguard test and they don't plan to get better)...

Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:15 AM (exHjb)

260 He also did the firsr season voiceover to buck rogers that rich baritone.

Posted by: No 6 at July 02, 2022 08:16 AM (i0Lci)

261 Time for my walk before the buckets of rain - have a good day, all!

Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:17 AM (exHjb)

262 There is a big park here in the Chi suburbs, right off Lake Michigan. Was there other day with my Grandson, and noticed a small memorial with many flags and flowers around it. Happened to be a marker for a Marine Sgt who died in the Beirut bombings of 1982 that took many of our boys by terrorism.

I was so impressed by how his family has kept his site going for 40 years with respect. That is The real America

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:17 AM (WY8d2)

263 Good morning, Horde.

Joe Mannix, I hope you see this and accept my thanks for the Paul Harvey video linked in the sidebar. That was one for the ages.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 08:17 AM (cTCuP)

264 Posted by: Nova local at July 02, 2022 08:13 AM (exHjb)

Thanks. I hope that she enjoys it. If son works on the farm he'll have to get up early. Right now he stays up late and gets up at 10:00 which annoys me, although he's now up on the roof with his dad painting so I can't complain with his being a "slug-a-bed" today

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (FZ2cV)

265 My next door neighbor thinks it was great, and she claims she is a Republican. But when I ask her who she voted for I never get an answer.

As she/her descends more into Leftism, the lies will be more fluid and comprehensive.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (AHeqJ)

266 Always think of Ike, when I hear West Point

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (WY8d2)

267 Doing coke in B'More has about the same effect as playing Russian Roulette.

The percentage of street coke which is spiked to a fatal level with fentanyl is widely known.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (1n+EO)

268 Such a great job. Hardly work. Yes, I had mirrored sunglasses but then again it was the 70s.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:19 AM (EZebt)

269 Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:17 AM (WY8d2)

Very nice post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:19 AM (FZ2cV)

270 If Liz Cheney was asked to head a committee to find a VP "ticket" mate for Adam Kissasser

wonder who she would come up with ?

remember, she has daddy issues

Posted by: REDACTED at July 02, 2022 08:20 AM (us2H3)

271 The swedes are cutting their nato contribution in hqlf

Posted by: No 6 at July 02, 2022 08:21 AM (i0Lci)

272 The Gerrymander her in IL, is the worst of all of them. Sadly it was done legally. Commie Legislature approved it, State Supreme court validated it. Fed Courts said it was legal because of the right process. Have to accept it.

Penn and North Carolina are illegal scams by left wing militant State Supreme Courts, defying GOP Legislatures

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:22 AM (WY8d2)

273 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:14 AM (R5lpX

Don't you think your mother would forgive you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:24 AM (FZ2cV)

274 The percentage of street coke which is spiked to a fatal level with fentanyl is widely known.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (1n+EO)


Even Pot is laced with Fentanyl. A couple of years ago, my late friend's son and his buddy were found dead in his house, sitting side by side with a half burned joint between them on the couch cushion. Subsequent analysis showed there was enough Fentanyl in the marijuana cigarette to kill four people.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:25 AM (R5lpX)

275 My gut tells me Alito wanted to reign in the Penn Supreme Court back in 2020, but it did not have the Votes with Roberts, and Ginsberg still there. Look for him and Thomas to do a smackdown

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:26 AM (WY8d2)

276 Biden provoked a war in Ukraine, and is now holding the public hostage to the false choice of suicidal energy policies or somehow being a "traitor." And the relentlessly war-mongering GOP is just fine with that arrangement, bribed easily into just going with the flow.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at July 02, 2022 08:27 AM (Am657)

277 Even Pot is laced with Fentanyl. A couple of years ago, my late friend's son and his buddy were found dead in his house, sitting side by side with a half burned joint between them on the couch cushion. Subsequent analysis showed there was enough Fentanyl in the marijuana cigarette to kill four people.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:25 AM (R5lpX)
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Why bother doing that? Is it a murder cult or something?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:27 AM (llXky)

278 "Subsequent analysis showed there was enough Fentanyl in the marijuana cigarette to kill four people."

Damn.

It's deadly, and it's everywhere in the illicit drug scene.

I wonder if any of that shit comes up though our unprotected southern border?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:27 AM (1n+EO)

279 Condolescences mlis

Posted by: No 6 at July 02, 2022 08:28 AM (i0Lci)

280 Don't you think your mother would forgive you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:24 AM (FZ2cV)


Yes she would have. It was me who couldn't forgive myself.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:28 AM (R5lpX)

281 Mark Kelly really is a PoS, yes?

http://tinyurl.com/2xtxx9uu

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:29 AM (1n+EO)

282 Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 02, 2022 07:58 AM (1Z536)

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I'm so sorry about your mom. Sincere prayers to you and your family. I was with my mom the moment she passed. It is an acutely painful experience that I'll never forget. Part of me is very thankful I was there, part of me wishes I wasn't because it's very traumatic. Perhaps your mom wanted to spare you that pain.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 02, 2022 08:29 AM (sVtYq)

283 Good luck, FenSon.

When I was a teenager I spent a couple of summers picking canteloupes. It was hard work but the old man that owned the farm paid pretty good.

There were about a half a dozen boys and we would climb on the trailer behind the old man on the tractor to ride out to the field. One morning on the way out he ran over a bee hive in the weeds that he had forgotten about. Needless to say the bees were not happy. Everybody abandoned ship, including the old man, and the tractor turned circles for about an hour until it stalled out.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 02, 2022 08:29 AM (IBL2b)

284 Yes she would have. It was me who couldn't forgive myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:28 AM (R5lpX)
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If I might be so bold as to suggest that by forgiving yourself you will honor her memory.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:30 AM (EZebt)

285 I often wonder if my life and some of my subsequent life altering decisions may have been and gone differently.

It's easy for me to say don't beat yourself over it but I know you have. Sorry you have had to go through that. Funny how one decision can cause a lifetime of guilt and pain. I hope you have found peace.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 02, 2022 08:31 AM (nxdel)

286 Why bother doing that? Is it a murder cult or something?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:27 AM (llXky)


I don't think they knew the Pot was laced with the deadly substance. I knew the kid and he just liked to drink beer and smoke weed on the weekends.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:32 AM (R5lpX)

287 If I might be so bold as to suggest that by forgiving yourself you will honor her memory.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Nice

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 08:33 AM (arJlL)

288 $75 and except for a frozen Halibut and pack of shaved steak most everything else produce

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 08:33 AM (2JoB8)

289 I don't think they knew the Pot was laced with the deadly substance. I knew the kid and he just liked to drink beer and smoke weed on the weekends.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:32 AM (R5lpX)
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No, I mean adding the fentanyl. I get the idea of diluting a drug, but amping it to lethal levels seems self-defeating from a sales standpoint.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:33 AM (llXky)

290 I never worked a summer job, I just kept working the same one I already had. I always asked for more hours tho, I always said I would work as many hours as you want if I could have the weekend off. The good keggers were always on fri and sat night.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:34 AM (Rcp6g)

291 Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:28 AM (

Then I would encourage you to try to that, which you mother would want too. If you're at all religious, God forgives you too when you come to him, humbly confess and ask forgiveness if you haven't already done so. I'm sorry if this sounds too preachy. I just hate for people who feel burdened who don't need to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:34 AM (FZ2cV)

292 Posted by: San Franpsycho

Very nice thought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:35 AM (FZ2cV)

293 All have a great 4th. Behind enemy lines in a deep blue state, but I have my flags out, house and car. God Bless Thomas, Alito, Barrett, Kav, and Gorsuch for holding strong for America

Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:35 AM (WY8d2)

294 Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 02, 2022 08:29 AM (IBL2b)

Thanks. These stories interest me. The guy who owns the farmsaid he was pleased son had a car and could drive, because sometimes younger teens apply and they can't drive the carts around the farm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:37 AM (FZ2cV)

295 As I've watched people die over the years I've observed an interesting phenomenon. Often someone who is dying will wait until they are alone to do so. It's their choice, to keep from making the people they love sad.

And I think that's okay. After all, they're not dying alone.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (cTCuP)

296 Then I would encourage you to try to that, which you mother would want too. If you're at all religious, God forgives you too when you come to him, humbly confess and ask forgiveness if you haven't already done so. I'm sorry if this sounds too preachy. I just hate for people who feel burdened who don't need to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:34 AM (FZ2cV)
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Yes. One of the reasons I became Catholic is that there is a formal process for this and I have found it extremely helpful. I used to find it intimidating but now I find it liberating.

It took me a few years, but I finally get what people mean by saying "I had a good confession today."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (llXky)

297 Yes she would have. It was me who couldn't forgive myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:28 AM (R5lpX)
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If I might be so bold as to suggest that by forgiving yourself you will honor her memory.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:30 AM (EZebt)

285 I often wonder if my life and some of my subsequent life altering decisions may have been and gone differently.

It's easy for me to say don't beat yourself over it but I know you have. Sorry you have had to go through that. Funny how one decision can cause a lifetime of guilt and pain. I hope you have found peace.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 02, 2022 08:31 AM (nxdel)


Thanks for the kind words. I was eventually able to forgive myself and when that happened, I was able to turn my life around. It just took a long time for me to realize that the guilt I felt was self destructive and I would never be able to have a good life until I got over it.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (R5lpX)

298 Should tackle rust areas on my truck, too muggy out for much else outside

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (2JoB8)

299
No, I mean adding the fentanyl. I get the idea of diluting a drug, but amping it to lethal levels seems self-defeating from a sales standpoint.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:33 AM


Self-defeating, yes. But perhaps the dealer was adding the fentanyl to make it more addictive?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 08:39 AM (dQvv7)

300 I never worked a summer job, I just kept working the same one I already had. I always asked for more hours tho, I always said I would work as many hours as you want if I could have the weekend off. The good keggers were always on fri and sat night.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:34 AM (Rcp6g)
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I was out of the city and my tan was perfect, I was 17 and it was depravity every night briefly interrupted by Shabbos dinner on Fridays.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:39 AM (EZebt)

301 298 Should tackle rust areas on my truck, too muggy out for much else outside
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (2JoB

Rust never sleeps.

Posted by: Neil Young at July 02, 2022 08:39 AM (PiwSw)

302 Should tackle rust areas on my truck, too muggy out for much else outside
Posted by: Skip

Looks like rain here....

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 08:39 AM (arJlL)

303 Posted by: Jonah at July 02, 2022 08:35 AM (WY8d2)

That's the spirit, Jonah!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:41 AM (FZ2cV)

304 Self-defeating, yes. But perhaps the dealer was adding the fentanyl to make it more addictive?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 08:39 AM (dQvv7)
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Yeah, that's the only thing that makes sense. Maybe put a little 'kick' in it as well. Thing is, if you don't know what you are doing, it's easy to add too much, especially when the Chinese are dumping over here in such quantities.

They justify this as revenge for the Opium Wars, which is odd, because the US wasn't a player in that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:41 AM (llXky)

305 Who is krakatoa? Been coming here for years, see the name, but I can't put the name to anything besides these occasional open threads.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 02, 2022 08:41 AM (ho1RW)

306 And I think that's okay. After all, they're not dying alone.
Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (cTCuP)

Amen, dear!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:42 AM (FZ2cV)

307 Biden to award a posthumous Medal of Freedom to Steve Jobs for changing the way the world communicates and transforming the computer, music, and film industries

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (X5CsJ)

308 305 Who is krakatoa? Been coming here for years, see the name, but I can't put the name to anything besides these occasional open threads.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 02, 2022 08:41 AM (ho1RW)

I think he lives somewhere around Java. East or West, I dunno.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (r46W7)

309 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:38 AM (llXky)

I can see what that would be, but it's not something I find necessary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (FZ2cV)

310 Krak is an old ace.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (sn5EN)

311 They justify this as revenge for the Opium Wars, which is odd, because the US wasn't a player in that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

"All lound-eye rook arike !"

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (arJlL)

312 Thing about working on a rust spot is pull cord and toss in the garage if rain starts.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (2JoB8)

313 Google plans to auto-delete user visits to medical facilities like abortion clinics, domestic violence shelters, and weight loss centers from location histories

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2022 08:43 AM (X5CsJ)

314
They justify this as revenge for the Opium Wars, which is odd, because the US wasn't a player in that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 02, 2022 08:41 AM (llXky)

all you round eyes same to us!

Posted by: The Chinese at July 02, 2022 08:44 AM (r46W7)

315 Happy Independence Day weekend!

Rejoice in liberty, eat too much, shoot fireworks, and piss off the sourpuss leftards.

Posted by: Squid at July 02, 2022 08:44 AM (O25kb)

316 But if I did find it neccessary to confess to a priest I 'dprobably go to the former Military chaplain I know who's Eastern Orthodox. He's probably hear my confession even though I'm not part of his church

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:47 AM (FZ2cV)

317 My birthday was earlier this week and I officially lived longer than Grandpa and Dad did. Mom is 85 and will probably out live me tho, The women on her side of the family have lived to 99 the last 3 generations.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:47 AM (Rcp6g)

318 This immense power would go to legislative bodies that are themselves undemocratic, many advocates say, because they have been gerrymandered to create partisan districts, virtually ensuring the party-in-power’s candidates cannot be beaten. Republicans control both legislative chambers in 30 states and have been at the forefront of pushing the theory.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2022 07:59 AM (AutJR)

Next step in this line of "logic": An Empire ruled by decree is the only true Democracy! All Hail the Emperor!!!

Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 08:47 AM (r46W7)

319 For over 30 years we have had an Independence day bbq at Mrs. F's cousins down in Los Altos, except in 2020 of course.

They asked us to take rapid tests this year before showing up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:48 AM (EZebt)

320
"Historically the Fed has had to raise interest rates over the rate of inflation to bring inflation under control."

Some economist on Newsmax. Ready for 12%?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2022 08:48 AM (dQvv7)

321 46 I nood in a roundabout way today
Posted by: Skip

Those are my favorite noods. I like a little variety and creativity in nooding.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2022 08:50 AM (OX9vb)

322 "...one political party is colluding with a rogue ex-president's plot to tear down our constitutional system. The R Party's surrender to MAGA delusions and fanaticism is the biggest threat to our republic, trumping all other election issues."

Microsoft news links send me the very best!

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 02, 2022 08:50 AM (DB16e)

323 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 08:47 AM (Rcp6g)

Happy belated birthday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (FZ2cV)

324 There's no Math on this blog... Do the Arithmetic though.

Way way WAY too much debt to raise interest rates.

12 percent FED rates and there ain't no money for nothin' else, 'cept paying bondholders.

TILT

Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (WIqTH)

325 Can you explain how that would have worked? In my primitive brain I equate magnetism and induction (well, once some electricity is run through). How would Bell have used induction to find the bullet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2022 07:12 AM (P8xjS)

I think - although I do not know exactly the design of the device Bell wanted to use - that feedback from the induction coil would increase when it was near a metal object, thus indicating its location.

Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (r46W7)

326 MLii my heart breaks for you, prayers indeed

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (2JoB8)

327 Miss Fenolon, you're not "too preachy" at all. You are a fine and gracious lady who cares for her flock as a good shepherd should.

I've worked with people that are " too preachy" and found them to be the most hypocritical people around. Proselytizing constantly at work, talking the talk, but not walking the walk. I know that everyone sins, but this particular guy took it to another level.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:52 AM (R5lpX)

328 Hiya April !

Posted by: JT at July 02, 2022 08:52 AM (arJlL)

329 I had grandchildren here recently...one for a couple of weeks and the other (and his mom) for several days. I'm looking forward to utility bills that will shame Hell. Why is it that the lesson on turning out the lights never registers until the utility bill comes in their name?

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 08:52 AM (cTCuP)

330 What a surprise. It's rainy foggy, and cold today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:52 AM (EZebt)

331 All a metal detector is is a coil and away to detect induction when the coil comes near metal.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:54 AM (sn5EN)

332 324 There's no Math on this blog... Do the Arithmetic though.
Way way WAY too much debt to raise interest rates.
12 percent FED rates and there ain't no money for nothin' else, 'cept paying bondholders.
TILT
Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (WIqTH)

That's what would make this a really fascinating situation, if you were an alien who didn't have to live through it. If you raise interest rates, the cost on the debt will destroy this country financially. If you don't raise interest rates, Inflation will destroy this country financially.

Gozer just said "Choose the form of the Destructor!!!"

"Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Posted by: Tom at July 02, 2022 08:54 AM (r46W7)

333 A way. I mean.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2022 08:54 AM (sn5EN)

334 MLiI, it's been a long road for you. My heart goes out to you. I'm guessing the world even looks different today.

Here are many hugs for you. You deserve every one.

Posted by: creeper at July 02, 2022 08:55 AM (cTCuP)

335 Way way WAY too much debt to raise interest rates.

12 percent FED rates and there ain't no money for nothin' else, 'cept paying bondholders.

TILT
Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (WIqTH)
===
The bondholders will find the dollars they get back in principal and interest are worthless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:56 AM (EZebt)

336 I wonder if any of that shit comes up though our unprotected southern border?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


VIA, we will have none of that crazy insurrectionist talk here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:57 AM (hOUT3)

337 "But blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when the heat comes; it's leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of drought and never fails to bear fruit."

Jeremiah 17:7-8

Posted by: Marcus T at July 02, 2022 08:57 AM (T0jQj)

338 TILT
Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2022 08:51 AM (WIqTH)
===
The bondholders will find the dollars they get back in principal and interest are worthless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Buy land, idiots

Posted by: Bill Gates at July 02, 2022 08:57 AM (thbCK)

339 A nice example of a gerrymandered district. Why else would a congressional district look like this?
Lauren Boebert's district in CO looks like it has a stiffy.

http://tinyurl.com/yf7unbbe

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 02, 2022 08:57 AM (dr4Q1)

340 When will Moody's review its AAA rating on U.S. Treasury debt?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 08:58 AM (EZebt)

341 The bondholders will find the dollars they get back in principal and interest are worthless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Gotta love it when a Soros/WEF plan comes together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 08:58 AM (hOUT3)

342 "VIA, we will have none of that crazy insurrectionist talk here!"

Sorry 'bout that.

/s

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:58 AM (1n+EO)

343 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, July 2, 2022 On this day in 1881 Charles J. Guiteau shot and fatally wounded President James A. Garfield who would die of complications from his wounds on September 19.
Posted by: vic s/ at July 02, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

Anybody here seen my old friend James?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill
With Abraham, Martin, and John...

Posted by: Dion Dimucci, Rejected First Lyrics at July 02, 2022 08:59 AM (R/m4+)

344 Lauren Boebert's district in CO looks like it has a stiffy.

She does have the cute librarian look

Posted by: random Miklos at July 02, 2022 08:59 AM (thbCK)

345 "She does have the cute librarian look"

You misspelled Naughty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 09:00 AM (1n+EO)

346 When will Moody's review its AAA rating on U.S. Treasury debt?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

US debt was downgraded a few years ago,

No longer AAA, not for a while now

Posted by: random Miklosian observation at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (thbCK)

347 I saw the list of farmland Gates has bought, He bought 1 acre here in NM. I don't know what he's gonna farm on that.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (Rcp6g)

348 Yo NOOD Coffee

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (hOUT3)

349 My Life is Insanity

She, you, and all your family have my prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (oK3pW)

350 Coffee Nood.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 09:01 AM (R5lpX)

351 I saw the list of farmland Gates has bought, He bought 1 acre here in NM. I don't know what he's gonna farm on that.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at

now he can vote legally in NM...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:02 AM (hOUT3)

352 "She does have the cute librarian look"

You misspelled Naughty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

*checks Amazon for Naughty Librarian Attire*

Posted by: Miklos felt the impact of the ruler at July 02, 2022 09:02 AM (thbCK)

353 http://tinyurl.com/5e5zay8t

Moody's affirms Aaa rating

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2022 09:03 AM (EZebt)

354 Moody's affirms Aaa rating
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not AAA

Posted by: Miklos so notes, they're going to bankrupt us at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (thbCK)

355 You have my prayers MLii. Take comfort that she had your son with her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 02, 2022 09:04 AM (e36eL)

356 Akron Ohio police officers shot at a black man who was fleeing a traffic shop 90 times, striking him 60 times before killing him.

********

A .667 batting average will get you into the MLB Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (kXYt5)

357 80
Hadrian - Sorry for your loss of your pup. Having lost my faithful companion recently, I know the pain.

On Judgement Day Saint Peter stands, A list of virtues in his hands.
As all the souls in silence wait To see who’ll pass through heaven’s gate.
"You’ll enter first," he says, "if you Can swear your heart was always true.
And you were constant to the end, A steadfast, loyal, devoted friend.
Never spiteful, never mean, Unchanging through good times and lean.
With no desire but this: to be Allowed to love eternally."
And this is why Saint Peter's hand Throws wide the heavenly portals, and
With wagging tails and shining eyes The dogs walk into paradise.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (UcAQV)

358 296 Then I would encourage you to try to that, which you mother would want too. If you're at all religious, God forgives you too when you come to him, humbly confess and ask forgiveness if you haven't already done so. I'm sorry if this sounds too preachy. I just hate for people who feel burdened who don't need to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2022 08:34 AM (FZ2cV)

Thank you (again) for ministering to us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2022 09:07 AM (UcAQV)

359 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2022 09:05 AM (UcAQV)

OCiS: Thank you for posting that, I am glad I came beck to check on this thread and found this comment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 02, 2022 09:08 AM (hOUT3)

360
Alexander Graham Bell's induction balance for detecting metal objects in a body; source: Library of Congress

https://www.loc.gov/resource/cph.3c34587/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 02, 2022 09:45 AM (pNxlR)

361 FenelonSpoke -- Here's the correct tinyurl for that story:
Pilot saves day for little girl who lost her tooth:
http://tinyurl.com/2r97rf3p

Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 02, 2022 04:53 PM (S7une)

362 To the guy that always says ..yeah buddy...I was not with my father when he passed, he was not alert or awake, but still i wish I was there....It would have not made a lick of difference, but just knowing that I might have made a difference, well I dont know.. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you....in your time of troubles know that the hoard is behind you..as they have helped me over a few rough patches....like the time I wanted to eat my gun...but imput from the hoard and the cobs helped me realize the truth... Life is good, and continues with or without you...it might as well go on WITH you, huh?


Posted by: jasonj at July 02, 2022 10:23 PM (4Tpar)

363 Thanks for sharing ѕuch a fastidіous thinking, piece of writing is fastіdious, thats why
i have read it completеly

Posted by: screwball at July 03, 2022 12:05 AM (/Rf8d)

364 274 The percentage of street coke which is spiked to a fatal level with fentanyl is widely known.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2022 08:18 AM (1n+EO)

Even Pot is laced with Fentanyl. A couple of years ago, my late friend's son and his buddy were found dead in his house, sitting side by side with a half burned joint between them on the couch cushion. Subsequent analysis showed there was enough Fentanyl in the marijuana cigarette to kill four people.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 02, 2022 08:25 AM (R5lpX)

I am so sorry.

Posted by: m at July 03, 2022 07:00 AM (rnYgr)

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