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Australian Horse-Breeding Heiress Arrested For Having Sex with 14-Year-Old Boy, Four Times In One Day

Oh, how I remember the days of Four Times in One Day.

Made possible by the correlated ability of One Time In Thirty Seconds.

Of course, there was no Horse Breeding Heiress involved at that time. Supply greatly exceeded demand, let's say. It was a real buyers' market, except that there were no buyers.

An Australian horse heiress is saddled with charges after being accused of having sex with a 14-year-old boy four times in a single day.

Savannah Daisley, 45, faced Waverley Local Court in Sydney on Tuesday on child sex abuse allegations, with Judge Jaqueline Milledge denying her bail over the "quite disturbing" allegations.

The glamorous mother of two, who is the daughter of famed Aussie horse breeder Ross Daisley, strongly denies the accusations and intends to plead not guilty.

Cops claim an unbridled Daisley molested the minor four times before 5 p.m. on May 20 last year. It's unclear whether the pair were known to each other prior to the alleged acts.

Wait -- all before 5pm?

Now I'm impressed. Kid's got the refractory period of a black-tailed jackrabbit.


Daisley's defense lawyer cried neigh -- arguing that the accusations against his socialite client were made "in spite," and that it was an "oath vs. oath" case.

Quick question: Why would a 14-year-old boy you have no family relation to have feelings of "spite" towards you? Why would he have any emotions towards you at all?

This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place.

"He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?

A recording of a phone call indicates that there is more to this charge than "spite." She admits to kissing him in the call.

"But she says, 'I thought you were going to call the police on me, I thought we had placed this in a little box and thrown it deep into the sea,'" the prosecutor told the court. "[The officer's] instruction to me was the phone call was quite damning to her. The facts are that admissions were made that were captured on telephone intercept and it is a quite serious matter."

...

Daisley's Instagram account has been deleted, but a screenshot of a recent post, obtained by news.com.au, features a caption penned by the heiress revealing she was 223 days sober. The post also reveals that she had "walked away from her partner of 8 years."

Probably couldn't "go" four times a day by 5pm.

Daisley is a trained naturopath who founded the business Smart Cleanse, which offers various 14-day detox plans.

The company website reads: "Over a number of years, Savannah has helped tens of thousands of people detoxify their bodies, lose weight, heal their digestion, improve strength and fitness, eliminate stress, reverse the aging process, overcome various adverse health conditions through the benefits of detoxification, and is passionate about doing so."

I wonder if that cleanse helped increase this kid's performance.

I'm ordering, I'll have a review in a future GAINZZZ post.

Okay I've kept you p3rverts in suspense long enough. These are glammed-up professional shots but... sure, why not.

daisley.jpg

More pictures here, including a bikini picture.

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM




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1 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 04:16 PM (Do5/p)

2 Commence the "what it the accused was a man" debate

Posted by: brak at July 05, 2022 04:17 PM (j5Tg0)

3 Not first

Posted by: CrazyIvan at July 05, 2022 04:18 PM (VUhjY)

4 Feminists demanding equal time in the pedo arena .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 05, 2022 04:19 PM (Ne8MG)

5 Centered in the saddle!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 05, 2022 04:19 PM (YBIEG)

6 Yes. Yes. Yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 05, 2022 04:20 PM (XvPQV)

7 She can do it twerking upside down!

Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:20 PM (3Cm3c)

8 I mean...thats terrible what happened to that boy. Four times, before 5pm.
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 05, 2022 04:20 PM (XvPQV)

9 Today’s word is literally centered.

Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (3Cm3c)

10 When I was 45, my kid was 24. Ten years older than the kid she was banging. Gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (DRSnL)

11 "four times in one day"

Man, I miss the 1980s.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (wb1YC)

12 Sponge!!!!!

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (kSZfR)

13 Centered

Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (3Cm3c)

14 Some guys have all the luck.

Posted by: Guy in the hold fucking a halibut at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (sn5EN)

15
FOUR TIMES !

1
2
3
4
!

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 05, 2022 04:21 PM (j+LKi)

16 Jordan, different rule. You’re a woman.

Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (3Cm3c)

17 Color me impressed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

18 Some can take it even more than 4x, trust us

Posted by: Disney casting director at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (WSrpw)

19 Summer of 42

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

20 Hmm...she's not quite the prize pig at the county fair, but certainly not ugly. Hotter than a Rhode Island senator for sure.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (2wimy)

21 what's with the centrist bs?

Posted by: Hunter's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (l7udz)

22 Warning: the article linked is fucking filled with horse puns. Because...such a serious topic.

I hate the press.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

23 No, no, she was just teaching him "pleasure-based sex ed," you guys!

Posted by: NEWSWEEK at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (BZcp2)

24 My goodness, she's cute. I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (0V/8D)

25
She looks a bit too "dusky" for my tastes, but, sure, why not.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (K9bbp)

26 Just how intoxicated was she? Very.

The 14 year old took advantage of a very intoxicated womyn

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (Jzz++)

27 Thank You, Hermie

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

28 Ask Ben Had but the Horse industry does have a problem with Teenagers and grownups having sex. well known. Im not naming names but we all knew them and it 13 or 14 is pretty common as the age when grownups who should be better humans would do that shit.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (jhAhX)

29 What is a "refractory period" ?

Posted by: The Paolo at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (mZOHK)

30 Jordan, different rule. You’re a woman.
Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (3Cm3c)


I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

31 S
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1st

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Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (3Cm3c)

32 Notice she always has that same smile. Very posed.

But yeah, absolutely.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (ewtk7)

33 Whatev, I've done it five times in one day.

Posted by: Boy's obnoxious cousin at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (5HS1y)

34 Someone on Breitbart reported that the victim has passed away after being high-fived to death by his buddies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (guGkK)

35
btw, biden is now at bush-iraq-lows for approval ratings.

Mission accomplished, indeed.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (K9bbp)

36 18 yr old me:
7x in one night, between 9pm and 2.30 am

Never to be repeated, though often attempted.

The moral of that story is don't try. They just end up disappointed after what would have been a good showing.

Man, to be that vigorous again.

BTW, she's a one

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (B4RJp)

37 I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

I don't get it either.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (FBkLm)

38 The picture of her in the racing outfit is nice.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (qpX6U)

39 Seriously, if I'd had trim like that at 14, my life would be better in every single way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (XvPQV)

40 Dennis Reynolds was unavailable for comment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (YIVH2)

41
I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL)


How can you be sure that you are a woman?

Posted by: Justice Kentanji Brown jackson at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (mZOHK)

42 An Australian horse heiress is saddled with charges ...
-------------------------------
We should all bridle at this type of behavior. Being rich shouldn't give someone free rein to do anything one wants.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (yikp0)

43 I find myself annoyed with the horse stuff in the article. its unrelated and not all horse people are degenerate rich folks and people are coming to loathe even the more wholesome aspects associating it with well-publicized crap like this.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (jhAhX)

44
She's not bad for 48 yo.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)

45 Poor Kid ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (bs+z0)

46 Four times? In one day? That's like 8 whole minutes!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL)

47 4x a day?
That's not impressive.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0Xe/H)

48 Worth noting: when women do this, it's always glamour shots. When men do it, it's always mug shots.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)

49
...and her Colon must be pristine.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)

50 Horrible lady. Horrible, horrible lady. I lived in fear of meeting such ladies when I was 14. Scariest thing ever.

What could be more frightening than meeting such a lady when I was 14. Maybe meeting more than one such lady?

Posted by: havel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (PRDNR)

51 >>>We should all bridle at this type of behavior. Being rich shouldn't give someone free rein to do anything one wants.

what a blinkered view.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (B3oWe)

52 I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL

Because you're normal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (mE7cY)

53 Quick question: Why would a 14-year-old boy you have no family relation to have feelings of "spite" towards you? Why would he have any emotions towards you at all?

This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place.

"He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?

++++
Yup, that's been my assessment for a while now, too. I guess there are scenarios where it could happen - he's the groundskeeper's kid and they know each other because they're in the same spaces a lot or something like that - but it doesn't seem hugely likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)

54 At 14 I woulda hit that like the AoSHQ approved fist of an angry god.

Wouldn't say no decades later, either. These days I'd have a bit of trouble going four times before dinner, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (wGeit)

55 How can you be sure that you are a woman?
Posted by: Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson
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Unlike you, we're not retards.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (FBkLm)

56 Okay I've kept you p3rverts in suspense long enough. These are glammed-up professional shots but... sure, why not.

I LOLed because I was already wondering where the pics and links were before I even got to them, patient bastard that I am.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (GwxCX)

57 I understand her lawyer claims she's very stable.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)

58 223 days sober.

What are the Austrailians putting in their meeting coffee.

Posted by: DaveA at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (FhXTo)

59 I blame the horses.

All that breeding. It is bound to have an effect on an heiress.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (ewtk7)

60 Well I'm back in the saddle again...

Posted by: Stable boy at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (RuRuy)

61 Oh, she's the founder of a detox company.

"Eat fruits and veggies for 30 days. Thank you for the $500 fee for this advice."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (kxFWR)

62 I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

I don't get it either.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 05

I mean, have you smelled one? Yuck.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (5HS1y)

63 Four times? In one day? That's like 8 whole minutes!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL)

Does that include foreplay?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (EKGgi)

64 Ick. Gross. I guess the horses just did not do it for her any more. Sheesh. Sicko.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (haWye)

65 Well, why should public school teachers get all that tail?
(Blech)


Yeah, adults preying on 14 year olds is always wrong, regardless on the relative hotness of the predator.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (BZcp2)

66 Not impressed. 50 and I've done way better, this year.

Posted by: What?ever at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mi6L2)

67 An Australian horse heiress is saddled with charges
____________

A post where the puns start in the content. Too late to close the barn door now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (fs1hN)

68 49
...and her Colon must be pristine.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (K9bbp)


Well, yeah, it was.

Posted by: 14 year old boy, name redacted because he is a minor at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mZOHK)

69 So, live cover breeding

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (OgrpQ)

70 Giddy up

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (2cfUo)

71 I could give her two in the morning and two at night. Lot of orange juice Inbetween.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (0SIeT)

72
Alt post headline:

Horse Woman With Pristine Colon Mounts Boy, Gets Saddled With Sex Charges

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (K9bbp)

73 Four times? In one day? That's like 8 whole minutes!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (0IeYL

-----------

8 minutes? Ok, Superman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (EcT7r)

74 She's a bit on the 'string'-y side, but what the hell - if there's nothing better to do on an afternoon it could be a fun five minutes or so, right ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (mu5GU)

75 Someone should check the horses.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (mE7cY)

76 While I remember what it was like at that age- looking at the 14 year olds these days- dear lord woman you need help.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (diceA)

77 Saddled with charges.

Ha!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (OalnH)

78 I'd try for #5 myself, but probably die trying. Oh well, worse ways to go.....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (a8vi6)

79 There's never been a horse like the Tennessee Stud.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (cct0t)

80 Do I condone it? No
Would I be upset if that was my son? Hell yes.

Would I have hit that when I was a 14 year old boy?

Yes. Like an anvil from orbit.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (wb1YC)

81 Heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (/NCI4)

82 >>> 223 days sober.

put down one vice and pick up another

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)

83 The Appeal of Ron DeSantis

"We are in a war, facing an enemy that wants to destroy us. This is the right starting point: You cannot win a war if you don't know or admit you are in one."

https://bit.ly/3R98js6

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (Do5/p)

84 The American people are sick of airlines ripping them off, canceling flights at the last minute and delaying flights for hours on end. It's time for @SecretaryPete to fine airlines $55,000 per passenger for every flight cancellation they know can’t be fully staffed.

From previous thread but its useful to bring up, because...

Some stews -- "flight attendants" -- can be pretty bad about just blowing off work on a day when they partied too hard or just aren't "feeling it" that day. They aren't great about calling it in until the next morning either.

Planes cannot take off without their proper compliment of stews on board, so a lot of the delays are them scrambling to find someone to fill in.

And the unions are powerful, make it very hard to fire someone for blowing off work like that. So next time you're sitting on a delayed plane, thank the union.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (llsW/)

85 All should be warned about this high-born hunting girl
She took this simple man's downfall in hand,
I raised the flag that she unfurled...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (aaGzp)

86
Don't you DARE call me pervert, Wicket.

I prefer the term "degenerate".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (n+4am)

87 We should all bridle at this type of behavior. Being rich shouldn't give someone free rein to do anything one wants.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (yikp0)

And, They're off!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (cupoy)

88 She's 48. Actually old enough to be a grandmother.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

89 remember when ROMNEY'S WIFE was pilloried over HORSE BALLET?

good times

Posted by: lancewing plover at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (l8gTz)

90 I'm triggered.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (89T5c)

91
Yeah, I *maybe* could do *it* four times when I was 14. Don't ask me how many times I could do her at 18 because I'm too humble to brag.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (dQvv7)

92 WTF is a "horse heiress", by the way? It sounds like her parents are horses, like she's Sarah Jessica Parker or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

93 " not all horse people are degenerate rich folks "

We had one of those horse ladies who stole over $30 million from the city of Dixon IL. Crundwell? She's out of prison already, eight years early, due to "COVID compassionate release." She lives on a nice horsie farm now,

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (qpX6U)

94 "But she says, 'I thought you were going to call the police on me, I thought we had placed this in a little box and thrown it deep into the sea,'" the prosecutor told the court. ...
++++
That's creepy and weird right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (WWh8n)

95 89 remember when ROMNEY'S WIFE was pilloried over HORSE BALLET?

good times
Posted by: lancewing plover at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (l8gTz)

She was forcing horses to do ballet or what?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (b2nrj)

96 5 times a day? During my detox I was given a twin bed and a washcloth.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (bNf8H)

97 18 Some can take it even more than 4x, trust us

Posted by: Disney casting director at July 05, 2022 04:22 PM (WSrpw)

and

34 Someone on Breitbart reported that the victim has passed away after being high-fived to death by his buddies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:24 PM (guGkK)


... are the two best comments so far.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (0V/8D)

98 Afternoon.

Chick has fake tits.

'Quick question: Why would a 14-year-old boy you have no family relation to have feelings of "spite" towards you? Why would he have any emotions towards you at all?
This is where pedos' defenses always fall down. They can never explain why they have these emotionally-complicated relationships with children in the first place.
"He's accusing me of molesting him because he's angry at me!" Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?"'

To be fair, 14 year olds get angry for really stupid reasons. And at the risk of sounding like I'm defending an alleged pedo, albeit one with very nice fake tits, it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)

99 put down one vice and pick up another

A lot of addicts are that way because they are naturally inclined to be addictive. Like the AA meeting where they all talk about staying off booze while wolfing down donuts by the fist full and drinking oceans of coffee. Its just a matter of WHAT they are addicted to, not if.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (llsW/)

100 HAL 69000, "Daisley Daisely won't you boink me"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (GSEqA)

101 Soon we shall argue quality vs quantity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (mE7cY)

102 6 furlongs

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (OgrpQ)

103 94 "But she says, 'I thought you were going to call the police on me, I thought we had placed this in a little box and thrown it deep into the sea,'" the prosecutor told the court. ...
++++
That's creepy and weird right there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (WWh8n)

Certainly indicates a guilty mind.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)

104 OT - John Paul Jones history vignette.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ub9hj

He was a hell of a man.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (nByzo)

105 I understand her lawyer claims she's very stable.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)


I heard that she is tack-y.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (AiZBA)

106 92 WTF is a "horse heiress", by the way? It sounds like her parents are horses, like she's Sarah Jessica Parker or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

Or her husband looks like a horse?

Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

107 In fairness, the girl is hot, so who cares

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (Wf6ai)

108 Planes cannot take off without their proper compliment of stews on board, so a lot of the delays are them scrambling to find someone to fill in.


If they don't have enough stewardesses, who would snarl at the passengers?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (/NCI4)

109
Pristine Colon opened for Horse Heiress at the Worcester Centrum in 1987.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (K9bbp)

110 The police need to find this boy so they can give him his Luckiest Kid in 2022 award.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)

111 Cue up the "Where we're the sexy heiresses from a horse breeding family when I was an eighth grade boy? laments




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (FZ2cV)

112 66 Not impressed. 50 and I've done way better, this year.
Posted by: What?ever at July 05, 2022 04:27 PM (mi6L2)

Did you see him before he shaved his peach fuzz?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (vN+oL)

113 I was able to do it 5 times in one day when my girlfriend and I took a cruise.

That's "one" day. Not five times "A" day.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)

114 This is why you don't put an entire country under house arrest. The heiresses, they get restless...

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (JkmXv)

115 Any 48 yo woman caught banging my 14 yo son would have been shot.

Just sayin.

Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)

116 223 days sober.

222 days high.

Posted by: try the Savannah Daisley Cocaine Cleanse! at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (h5TKJ)

117 Nice face wasted on a 14yo

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB8)

118 35
btw, biden is now at bush-iraq-lows for approval ratings.

Mission accomplished, indeed.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:25 PM (K9bbp)

When are we going to send troops into Ukraine then to help Biden's approval rating and "bring down gas prices"?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

119 >>> it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.

eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oWe)

120 I am saying that as a woman, I do not understand being attracted to a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DRSnL

TBH, I can't imagine 14yo me going for the mom thing.
I mean, any port in a storm and that period between puberty and "manhood" can be pretty stormy, but she's a mom.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (ewtk7)

121 I know it doesn't make sense but I see a big difference between 14 and 15. I guess I'm judging by my own life.

14 seems so wrong . 15 is not so much.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (0SIeT)

122 Guess she just wouldn't take "neigh" for an answer.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (906pl)

123 Like the AA meeting where they all talk about staying off booze while wolfing down donuts by the fist full and drinking oceans of coffee. Its just a matter of WHAT they are addicted to, not if.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (llsW/)

There are worse things to be addicted to than doughnuts and coffee.

Mmmmmmm, doughnuuuuuuts!

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Wjg4t)

124 She's no different than a male pedophile and should be treated the same.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

125
Some stews -- "flight attendants" -- can be pretty bad about just blowing off work on a day when they partied too hard or just aren't "feeling it" that day. They aren't great about calling it in until the next morning either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (llsW/)



You misspelled "sky waitress".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (n+4am)

126 Daisley's Instagram account has been deleted, but a screenshot of a recent post, obtained by news.com.au, features a caption penned by the heiress revealing she was 223 days sober. ... Daisley is a trained naturopath who founded the business Smart Cleanse, which offers various 14-day detox plans.
++++
Should I trust her Smart Cleanse because she was able to sober up, or should I not trust her Smart Cleanse because it was created by a drunk molesteress?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (WWh8n)

127 And yeah I know a lot of you are joking but..

14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE

14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!

Its just... wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)

128 My kid is 14, but was in Catholic school.

So, no fear of this particular scenario playing out.

Plus he’d lose interest if she didn’t skateboard or play the vid games.

So far, we’re undefeated on pederasts!! Whoo hooo!

Posted by: Hamitchell at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (3Cm3c)

129 109
Pristine Colon opened for Horse Heiress at the Worcester Centrum in 1987.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (K9bbp)

4 times, in one day.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (vN+oL)

130 Yup, that's been my assessment for a while now, too. I guess there are scenarios where it could happen - he's the groundskeeper's kid and they know each other because they're in the same spaces a lot or something like that - but it doesn't seem hugely likely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)


From what I can see teenage girls tend to have elaborate fantasies about highly emotional relationships between themselves and established men. Some offhand comment he makes to her feels like betrayal, even if no such relationship exists in reality.

Teenagers are an emotionally unstable bunch. You have to be careful taking what they say on face value.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (wGeit)

131 Warning: the article linked is fucking filled with horse puns. Because...such a serious topic.

I hate the press.
-------------------------------
Don't be a neighsayer. The NY Post is doing its best.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)

132 In fairness, it is just hot or not

Hot goes home not goes to the graybar

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (Wf6ai)

133 In fairness, the girl is hot, so who cares

Because it actually *is* damaging to boys too, even if a lot of Boomers don't want to hear it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (ZGrMX)

134 Certainly indicates a guilty mind.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (b2nrj)
++++
Sure reads that way to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (WWh8n)

135
Incidentally, I heard Fasting makes the worms living inside you even bigger and angrier. True?

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (K9bbp)

136 The American people are sick of airlines ripping them off, canceling flights at the last minute and delaying flights for hours on end. It's time for @SecretaryPete to fine airlines $55,000 per passenger for every flight cancellation they know can’t be fully staffed.

That grifting, ought-to-hang POS must be looking for a sixth house.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (2JVJo)

137 Four times a day seems a bit much. Should have reined in her lust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (RuRuy)

138 29 year olde me could probably make three times a day happen with that

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (MrZQl)

139 Cue up the "Where we're the sexy heiresses from a horse breeding family when I was an eighth grade boy? laments

Consider that this hottie--as a breeder-- has seen, ahem, horses in an aroused state

This 14 year old kid must have impressed her.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (mR6Gs)

140 i hear she's hot to trot

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (B3oWe)

141 115 Any 48 yo woman caught banging my 14 yo son would have been shot.

Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)

Oh, but she was.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (vN+oL)

142 14 seems so wrong . 15 is not so much.

I used to reach that point at 16: Okay young but not as icky.

But I have been around a few 16 year olds these days and they're still little kids. Wrong, too young. Hell 25 year olds act too young these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (llsW/)

143 You misspelled "sky waitress".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (n+4am)

*fistbump*

Posted by: The Replacements at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

144 To be fair, 14 year olds get angry for really stupid reasons. And at the risk of sounding like I'm defending an alleged pedo, albeit one with very nice fake tits, it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)
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14-year olds (of either gender) are raging piles of hormones at that age...So yeah, they can be emotionally challenging to deal with from the perspective of an allegedly mature adult...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (YIVH2)

145 82 >>> 223 days sober.

put down one vice and pick up another
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)

========

Vice making could be a vice, I suppose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 05, 2022 04:32 PM (kxFWR)

146 I wonder how it got out this illegal affair

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

147 I am totally outraged by this behavior!!!!

Not.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (vlXMQ)

148 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)

Welcome to the many double standards between men and women when it comes to sex.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (OalnH)

149 To be fair, 14 year olds get angry for really stupid reasons. And at the risk of sounding like I'm defending an alleged pedo, albeit one with very nice fake tits, it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (Wjg4t)

I agree with Robert (looks for lightning.)

Kids are delusional.
Kids are romantic.
Kids are romantically delusional.
Even more so in this day and age where the mere emotion is enough to take the place of an act.

I am not saying she is NOT a pedo, but this could be a fantasy constructed by a disturbed kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (diceA)

150
She's no different than a male pedophile and should be treated the same.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)


TBF she has nicer tits.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (mZOHK)

151 Remember: The pederastrian always has the right of way.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (mu5GU)

152 In fairness the most severe punishment shod be blowing the guy twice a day until he is 18 .

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (Wf6ai)

153 Niiiiiice

Posted by: South Park Cops at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (2cfUo)

154 Fountains of Wayne, "Daisely's got it going on."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (GSEqA)

155 127 Paradox was examined thoroughly by South Park, years ago.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (qpX6U)

156
When are we going to send troops into Ukraine then to help Biden's approval rating and "bring down gas prices"?
Posted by: Thrawn


I think you're on to something.

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (K9bbp)

157 >>> it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.

eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oW

That's why I have no interaction with kids unless their parents are around and even then I'm hesitant.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (0SIeT)

158 >>>Because it actually *is* damaging to boys too,

damaging to acne maybe

just kidding, i think that's an old thing they used to claim, that sex cures acne.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (B3oWe)

159 She's no different than a male pedophile and should be treated the same.

Posted by: re.

No

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (Wf6ai)

160 Maybe the kid got mad because she stopped fucking him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (dXz8o)

161 She's a dirty whore. I like that about her.

Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (zkQYL)

162 I'm triggered.
-----------------------
That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (yikp0)

163 This isn't punny at all!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (mE7cY)

164 Sort of has a Leather Tuscadero vibe to her.

Hotter than a trunk full of Georgia Mail in Ballots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (bCkFQ)

165 14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE

14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!

Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)

It's wrong.....but it's not the same.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (mR6Gs)

166 Some kids have all the luck...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (xu2px)

167 >>>Because it actually *is* damaging to boys too,




No

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (Wf6ai)

168 15 counties in south Texas are declaring an invasion. Abbott and Paxton better have their shit together.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (TvL7T)

169 I was able to do it 5 times in one day when my girlfriend and I took a cruise.

That's "one" day. Not five times "A" day.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)

I had a girlfriend a while back and . . . . let's just say that you can be too sore to keep up the festivities.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (nByzo)

170 How come we know about this person having sex with minors but not one person has been individually charged with having sex with minors in the Ghislane Maxwell case?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (lf83v)

171 Get your shocked face ready....

She was highly intoxicated at the time of the alleged offending, according to police allegations tendered to the court

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gVtuu)

172 This is 'news' in the category of

If it breeds, it leads.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (F0YaR)

173 ue up the "Where we're the sexy heiresses from a horse breeding family when I was an eighth grade boy? laments
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 04:30 PM (FZ2cV)

That's oddly specific. Plus too many words.

Where were the sexy babes sans morals when I were a lad?

Posted by: Robert laments his lamentable existence at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gja7R)

174 DeTox products are scams that prey on worrywarts. The human body already spends 24 hours a day detoxifying itself. That's what the yellow and brown stuff is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (Y5qcH)

175
Some kids have all the luck...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Isn't that a Rod Stewart song??

Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (K9bbp)

176 " Maybe the kid got mad because she stopped fucking him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I was getting bored and she wouldn't do butt stuff.

Posted by: the kid at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN)

177 If a horny teenager isn’t allowed to fuck a MILF then the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)

178 223 days sober.

put down one vice and pick up another
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:28 PM (B3oWe)


Worst problem at AA meetings was people breaking the 13th step, no banging other alcoholics.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OgrpQ)

179 That's oddly specific. Plus too many words.

Where were the sexy babes sans morals when I were a lad?
Posted by: Robert laments his lamentable existence at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (gja7R)
++++
With your neighbor's son.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (WWh8n)

180 Horse Heiress? Lucky.

All we had were National Geographic magazines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (mE7cY)

181 175
Some kids have all the luck...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Isn't that a Rod Stewart song??

***

So is "Maggie May".

Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (wb1YC)

182 Welcome to the many double standards between men and women when it comes to sex.

Yeah, and some make sense and are okay but sexing up kids is wrong no matter what the gender mix.

I mean you cannot get angry at teachers teaching nasty corrupt perverted crap to kids because its sex and they are too young, then high five each other over this. Sexual molestation of a minor is simply wrong, no matter who is involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (llsW/)

183 DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (PiwSw)

184 And yeah I know a lot of you are joking but..

14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE

14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!

Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)


Exactly. How is this any different from Ezra Miller and his 12 year olds?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (DRSnL)

185 How come we know about this person having sex with minors but not one person has been individually charged with having sex with minors in the Ghislane Maxwell case?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (lf83v)
================
the self-discipline on the left is incredible. There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.

And yet, crickets.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)

186 Any 48 yo woman caught banging my 14 yo son would have been shot.

Just sayin.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (MNOJp)

Now THAT might mess a kid up.

"Now I got brains all over my.....thing....Thanks Mom!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

187 She's no different than a male pedophile and should be treated the same.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

I will be her jailer, her imprisonater, her 14 y.o. boy.
I would even sneak my finger in her butt.

Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (zkQYL)

188 >>> it's not a crime to be friendly to kids and shouldn't be treated as one.

eh, without a reason for it, I'm suspicious.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (B3oW

That's why I have no interaction with kids unless their parents are around and even then I'm hesitant.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:33 PM (0SIeT)

That's just healthy and prudent distance. My rule is to not be alone with anyone else's kids, if at all possible to avoid. At a minimum, my kids are there, or there is another adult present.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (nByzo)

189 it's not a crime to be friendly to kids

It's not, but even conservatives have gone round the bend on this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (KFhLj)

190 the self-discipline on the left is incredible. There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.

And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)

It's not discipline. They are covering their own asses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (Y5qcH)

191 the self-discipline on the left is incredible. There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.

And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)

Which means, lots of MSM names on the list...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

192 Cub scouts all meetings must have 2 Scout leaders, must meet in a public place and Parents must be in attendance.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (dKiJG)

193 Yeah, I *maybe* could do *it* four times when I was 14. Don't ask me how many times I could do her at 18 because I'm too humble to brag.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:29 PM (dQvv7)

Not me 😄

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (B4RJp)

194
i was listening to old british comedy a few weeks ago, like Moore and Cooke and old Python. One thing the Pythons (I think) had in a sketch was a drug store clerk saying, "Something for the weekend, governor?" which was apparently a coy way of suggesting that someone buy condoms.

Oh, and there were several mentions of, like, "a night with 'er would clear 'is face right up."

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (B3oWe)

195 And this pedo is "Anna Chapman hot", which is to say, not at all.

Posted by: spindrift at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (h5TKJ)

196 >>>Because it actually *is* damaging to boys too,




No
Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (Wf6ai)


It is damaging to the self-esteem.

That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)

197 If a horny teenager isn’t allowed to fuck a MILF then the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:35 PM (OalnH)

Charging her with rape would be doing Putin's bidding

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (mR6Gs)

Posted by: Joey Buttafuoco at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (lf83v)

199 Ask Ben Had but the Horse industry does have a problem with Teenagers and grownups having sex. well known.

I don't know whether to be glad or sad that I'm not in the horse industry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (2JVJo)

200 the self-discipline on the left is incredible. There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.

And yet, crickets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (gVtuu)
++++
"mutual blackmail" != "self-discipline"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (WWh8n)

201 15 counties in south Texas are declaring an invasion. Abbott and Paxton better have their shit together.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (TvL7T)
====================
Abbott will roll right over those county judges...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (gVtuu)

202 I share ace's suspicions. In every school I've worked at, there have been women folks who blurred the lines between adults and kids. They get caught up in their drama/social lives, etc. When it happens, it's them, when it's an adult female molester. The other direction usually involves the girl "leveling up" at least in the coach's (it's always a coach) environment.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (2wimy)

203 223 days sober ... but if it's not all in a row and is spread out over the course of a decade is still an accomplishment of sorts.

Unfortunately, the counting sign outside her horse stable now reads, "0 days since last 14 year old boy molesting."

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (IK4m/)

204 What is tha Verage age guys start having g sex with girls anyway?

15

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)

205
I heard she had relationships with horses...and sex with boys.

Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (K9bbp)

206 She's 48. Actually old enough to be a grandmother.
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If I remember correctly, Martha Davis of The Motels was a grandmother at 29........wouldn't-a-stopped me!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (a8vi6)

207 Smash.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (SYd+p)

208 Eh, different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Posted by: convicted horse-fucker in TX at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (DTX3h)

209 >>>xactly. How is this any different from Ezra Miller and his 12 year olds?

well, sexual innocence isn't super-high on the list of male virtues. No one's ever disappointed that a guy isn't a virgin.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (B3oWe)

210 She used to visit me quite often.

Posted by: Wilbur at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (zkQYL)

211 204 What is tha Verage age guys start having g sex with girls anyway?

15

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)

As soon as they will let them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH)

212 That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.
Posted by: Cicero




Yes

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Wf6ai)

213 Oh yeah,

I'd only hit that once in a day, but it's be all day. I'd hit that so hard, that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King of England.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (aOCho)

214 It is damaging to the self-esteem.

That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)

It would be damaging to the kid's self-esteem if she pointed at his little pee-shooter and laughed.

This apparently did not happen. He made love--successfully--to a WORLDLY woman.

His self-esteem is OFF THE CHARTS

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)

215 What's this about horses?

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (PiwSw)

216 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)

217 #MeTooMILF

Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (nnp+f)

218 look, even I think it's gross.

But hey, at 14 I would not have hesitated even a bit.

Tho' I would have made sure my parents never heard about it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mZOHK)

219 160 Maybe the kid got mad because she stopped fucking him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:34 PM (dXz8o)


So he's upset by 5:00?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (wGeit)

220 I vaguely remember having sex more than once in a day. That was, like, 30 years ago. Now it's just hallway sex. *

* you know, when you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."

/

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (BFigT)

221 >>>And this pedo is "Anna Chapman hot", which is to say, not at all.

i'm willing to trade attractiveness for a certain moral flexibility

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (B3oWe)

222 Piker kid!

Posted by: Ellsworth "Sonny" Wisecarver at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (jRQbu)

223 155 127 Paradox was examined thoroughly by South Park, years ago.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos



"Nice"

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (sAmhv)

224 Would I have hit that when I was a 14 year old boy?

If you were attracted to adult women when you were 14 you must be a pedo now and should never have children

Posted by: Sara Gonzales' twitter feed at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (kOpft)

225 48 year old grandmother paints a disturbing image in my mind. Lol. Yeah 24 year old has baby who has baby at 24. Still sounds weird.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)

226 213 Oh yeah,

I'd only hit that once in a day, but it's be all day. I'd hit that so hard, that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King of England.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (aOCho)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (diceA)

227 What is tha Verage age guys start having g sex with girls anyway?

15

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:38 PM (Wf6ai)

As soon as they will let them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH)

Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (mR6Gs)

228
There has never been as leakable a list as that one in the whole history of news-leaking.

And yet, crickets.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM


I believe the list exists and is the hands of a third party who will release it the second she gets so much as a hangnail in prison.

She's dumb and wicked smart.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (dQvv7)

229 218 look, even I think it's gross.

But hey, at 14 I would not have hesitated even a bit.

Tho' I would have made sure my parents never heard about it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (mZOHK)


Eh... that's why we have laws. Because at 14 you don't know any better, and you may end up with herpes and a kid before you sex life even gets going.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (wGeit)

230 >That is, damaging to the self-esteem of the kid's friends who aren't screwing Stacey's mom.

...no matter how they would jockey for the position.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (44ww/)

231 224 Would I have hit that when I was a 14 year old boy?

If you were attracted to adult women when you were 14 you must be a pedo now and should never have children
Posted by: Sara Gonzales' twitter feed at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (kOpft)

You have never been a 14 year old dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (diceA)

232 I don't find any of this funny.

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (mE7cY)

233 well, sexual innocence isn't super-high on the list of male virtues. No one's ever disappointed that a guy isn't a virgin.

That's cultural, not moral. I mean, if you want to base your morals on what the society at large agrees to, then pedos teaching elementary school kids about transgenderism and homosexual activity is perfectly fine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (llsW/)

234 Hunter under saddle

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (OgrpQ)

235 Man if I was 14 again, I'd be roamin Savannah's hill country like Sherman on the march to the sea...

Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (nnp+f)

236 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)

*Head explodes*

Posted by: AoS Morality and Vice Squad at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (gja7R)

237 Which means, lots of MSM names on the list...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2022 04:37 PM (PiwSw)
----------------------------
There must be at least one who is tempted, and not on the list....

Obviously, the DOJ has overtly threatened and intimidated everyone into silence when it comes to embarrassing Democrat politicos. All we need is one brave soul, which means someone other than Piers Morgan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (gVtuu)

238 None of your Lipizzaner, young man! Do as you're told!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:42 PM (yikp0)

239 >>>Tho' I would have made sure my parents never heard about it.


I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:

>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)

240
Eh... that's why we have laws. Because at 14 you don't know any better, and you may end up with herpes and a kid before you sex life even gets going.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:41 PM (wGeit)


Hey, there are worse things.

Posted by: Herpes at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (mZOHK)

241 14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE

14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!

Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)

Yes there is a double standard, and it has been that way forever. Girls can get pregnant; boys cannot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (dXz8o)

242 14 year old girl perved on by a 48 year old man: SICK PERVERT SCUMBAG PEDO MUST DIE

14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old woman: DUDE SCORE HERO SUPERSTAR!



14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old man: NEVER TRUMP!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (LVPjk)

243
She looks a little too old for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (/U27+)

244 One day, that little boy will grow up and suddenly it will occur to him, "Oh good lord, I had sex with an Australian."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (lf83v)

245 Does it count if you have sex with a horse heiress and skip the heiress part?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Thatch at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (qWceQ)

246 Ack. Just finished listening to Cavuto interview Buttigieg yammer on about oil markets and gas prices. Puffer Pete 3 years ago was challenged with filling potholes in South Bend, IN which to be fair did require the use of asphalt which is full of oil. As near as I can determine that use of oil and filling up an automobile with gasoline is the full extent of his experience with the oil markets.

That Cavuto treated him like he is a serious expert about global oil markets and the transportations needs of the country is a complete farce. Once upon a time people that were hired to fill a cabinet seat actually had years, if not decades, of direct or related experience to the cabinet position. The entire FJB cabinet is filled with complete incompetents and ideologues. FJB in a matter of months has transformed a once serious nation into a complete clown show. Mexico has more competent people running their government. But, hey, Puffer Pete sucks dick so everything is cool.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (mOs5Q)

247 I mean, at 14 a woman that age looked like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies to me, I would not have been driven toward anything with her. Although if she was super drunk and moved on me, I dunno what I would have done.

As Ace's liver notes above, restrictions on what kids can and cannot do are because someone that age is not wise or mature enough to make a proper decision in some areas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (llsW/)

248 I saw the Lipizzaners when they came to town. As well trained as those horses were, they still shit in the middle of the performance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Y5qcH)

249 14 year old boy perved on by a 48 year old man: NEVER TRUMP!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (LVPjk)
++++
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)

250 Whether a 14 year old is damaged by this kind of thing probably varies from kid to kid. But any chick in her 40s who wants to fuck a 14 year old is damaged.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (KFhLj)

251 Im about 90% sure a HS teacher of mine would have rucked me had I pursued it. She was giving vibes like crazy. I was a senior so would have been right on the border of legal/illegal. Still think about what if some time. I would have been a legend damn it!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (OalnH)

252 I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:

>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)

Question for the Horde: Does ace get a *golfclap* since usually he is the motive force for the witty repartee anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (diceA)

253 she's never banged a minor

Morris Minor?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)

254 216 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)

I would eat her butthole.

Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (zkQYL)

255 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)
=============
poor lady needs the heat turned on

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (gVtuu)

256
Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.
Posted by: J


Somebody might have lied to you

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Wf6ai)

257 But any chick in her 40s who wants to fuck a 14 year old is damaged.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (KFhLj)

THIS I would agree with as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (diceA)

258 Yes there is a double standard, and it has been that way forever. Girls can get pregnant; boys cannot.


OOOOOhhhhhh!!!! This close to pride week ?????

Posted by: South Park Cops at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (2cfUo)

259 One day, that little boy will grow up and suddenly it will occur to him, "Oh good lord, I had sex with an Australian."

OMG, I went down under

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (OgrpQ)

260

Out, damned jizz!

Posted by: Lady Macumbeth at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (Ai+ea)

261 You have never been a 14 year old dude.

That's pretty much the point guys were trying to make to her. We're not going to join the outrage party once we go 'Yeah, I'd have hit that.'

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (kOpft)

262 I don't find any of this funny.
Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker



LOL.


Call me.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (lf83v)

263 Admittedly Summer of 42 turned me on as a 13 year old . I saw it on TV about three years after it was made. Jennifer O'Neil . Wowser.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (0SIeT)

264 253 she's never banged a minor

Morris Minor?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)

Equus Majora.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (diceA)

265
I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:

>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe


I whinnied

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mE7cY)

266 Yes there is a double standard, and it has been that way forever. Girls can get pregnant; boys cannot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (dXz8o)

Also, guys respond to the attention by getting erections and thus implicitly "consent."

Girls don't

HUGE difference right there

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

267 For those of you protesting that some of us are too uptight and terrible for being concerned about right and wrong: that's exactly how we got to tranny story time for little kids. There's a direct, exact line between "away with your moral codes and restrictions on my vice!" and "ew that's too far."

All freedom requires virtue and responsibility to use properly. Cast aside the latter and you lose the former.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (llsW/)

268 I dunno. I'm reminded of the joke:

>"Father, I have sinned, I've had sinful sex this 48 year old horse heiress, four times in one day."
"Do you seek Christ's forgiveness, my son?"
>"Well no, not really. I'm Jewish, Father."
"Jewish? Then why are you telling me about this?"
>"Father, I'm telling *everybody* about this."

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:43 PM (B3oWe)


Welp, my parents would have killed the woman, and I don't like that kind of hassle. Plus if she died then I couldn't do it with her again. I was a cautious kid.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (mZOHK)

269 48 year old grandmother paints a disturbing image in my mind. Lol. Yeah 24 year old has baby who has baby at 24. Still sounds weird.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
********
I have a friend who's a grandmother at 42.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

270 I can't help but think the crazy-hot matrix comes into play here.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

271 Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.
Posted by: J

I was fully developed 24/7 when I was 14.

Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (zkQYL)

272 "There is nothing so conscienceless than a fourteen year old with an erection." -- Harriet Tubman

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (B3oWe)

273 So this kid is the Prime Minister of Australia now, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (Qy7kP)

274 Also, guys respond to the attention by getting erections and thus implicitly "consent."

Girls don't

HUGE difference right there
Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

The physiological reactions for both sexes tend to occur regardless of many circumstances independent of consent. This is a rather poor argument.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)

275 Ohhh, she's Australian?! With the accent she gets to a hard 9.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (diceA)

276 264 253 she's never banged a minor

Morris Minor?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of hard to get parts at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (jRQbu)

Equus Majora.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:45 PM (diceA)


Labia or Equus? Minora or Majora? Life is complicated.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (mZOHK)

277 Boys need to be trained. Benefits everybody.

BTW, didn't Joe Jackson write about this?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (KAi1n)

278
You see the tik tok goblin "nurse" who posts her acting audition video?

She "loses a patient" and is so upset...she sets up her camera and, well, emotes for the lens. Then edits her video with captions to explain the scene. Drama! Acting!

https://youtu.be/eeeuJHH4Xqk?t=5

Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (K9bbp)

279 An Australian horse heiress is saddled with charges . . . .


And this, Morons and 'ettes, is how true professionals pen a story.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (Msys3)

280 Most of us still act 14.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (mE7cY)

281 Texas the invasion has been going on 16 months

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (2JoB8)

282 As a breeder, I wonder if she charged a husbandry fee to the family of the boy?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (lf83v)

283 Wow. That kid must have gone through hell.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (Qhnrt)

284 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV



But I'll bet she's been up and down the shaft a few times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (guGkK)

285
Women and horses, well, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (/U27+)

286 If you don't understand how a 14-year-old can be attracted to an adult woman I'm not sure what to tell you.

From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.

I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.

You know, the Kaboom kids.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC)

287 *notes the title of the post, discards it as irrelevant*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (diceA)

288 We're not going to join the outrage party once we go 'Yeah, I'd have hit that.'

Yeah, that's not how it works. Morality is not based on "gosh I would have been stupid too". Wisdom and experience teach us that things are a bad idea or not even if we'd have been stupid at the time.

In any case, the condemnation is on the WOMAN, not the boy. He's too young and dumb to properly handle a seduction. He gets kind of a pass even though he should have known better.

She does not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (llsW/)

289 More pictures here, including a bikini picture.

--------

Nice teeth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (ohkhF)

290 I’m amazed they’re prosecuting this. Female pedos rarely get prosecuted for reasons reflected in the comments here. “Hey, where was she when I was 14??” Ha ha. As a guy myself, I get it and had a magical summer with a hot 24 year old when I was 16. But we are either gonna take statutory rape seriously, or we are not. It shouldn’t matter whether the predator is a man or a woman. Sadly, think we are moving in the direction of normalizing sex with underage boys and girls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (KHRKg)

291 One day, that little boy will grow up and suddenly it will occur to him, "Oh good lord, I had sex with an Australian."
----------------------------
He went down under.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (yikp0)

292 286 If you don't understand how a 14-year-old can be attracted to an adult woman I'm not sure what to tell you.

From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.

I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.

You know, the Kaboom kids.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC


Ah, the mammories

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (mE7cY)

293 Most of us still act 14.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

NUH UH!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (Msys3)

294 The physiological reactions for both sexes tend to occur regardless of many circumstances independent of consent. This is a rather poor argument.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)


Yes. Cop buddy of mine said women can have those sorts of reactions while being raped, and it's the source of much unwarranted shame and humiliation.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (wGeit)

295 When in situations such as this I ask what would our founding fathers, who were men and not over-civilized minces, do?


Her

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:49 PM (Wf6ai)

296

Amateur...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (Ai+ea)

297 248 I saw the Lipizzaners when they came to town. As well trained as those horses were, they still shit in the middle of the performance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 04:44 PM (Y5qcH)


When you're a big enough star you can get away with that kind of thing.

Posted by: Amber Heard at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (guGkK)

298 @216

>>This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:

I bet she smells like vanilla.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (bCkFQ)

299 Story time: New teacher setting up her classroom circa August, '74. Not much to look at, but her party-length dress got my attention. Me and my friends were volunteered by the office staff to help Miss T.

After a few general gopher items, she announced that she needed to get something from a high shelf and asked us to hold her legs while she stood on a chair. There were three of us. We tentatively put our hands just above her knees. Mind you, we now had an unrestricted view of the promised land.

(cont)


Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (bUGMk)

300 It's terrible. Just terrible.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (dscaa)

301 If you don't understand how a 14-year-old can be attracted to an adult woman I'm not sure what to tell you.

From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.

Debbie Harry was like 35 when she was in Blondie doing "Heart of Glass" and was at peak hotness.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (mR6Gs)

302 14 yr old boy who rode the same school bus with my girl spawn was knocking up a 15 yr old girl. Baby was born before the boy turned 15.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (Wy1BU)

303 The physiological reactions for both sexes tend to occur regardless of many circumstances independent of consent. This is a rather poor argument.

I counseled a woman who was raped as a teenager and she spent her whole life traumatized that she had an orgasm while being raped. She hated the man. She hated what happened. She fought him.

Your body does what it does no matter how you feel or think about it. Your revulsion and horror and pain can affect it, but not completely.

Arguing by physiological reaction is very wrong indeed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:50 PM (llsW/)

304 Most of us still act 14.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

--------------

I know you are, but what am I?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (Qy7kP)

305 221 >>>And this pedo is "Anna Chapman hot", which is to say, not at all.

i'm willing to trade attractiveness for a certain moral flexibility
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (B3oWe)



Being a certain amount of 29, I am too. However "she bangs 14 year olds" isn't the type of moral flexibility I would be looking for.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (vMCab)

306 There seem to be a lot of pedophile teachers too.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (NpAcC)

307 Checked out the pictures. She's got crazy woman eyes. Might have picked on that even at 14. Wouldn't a stopped me though.

Posted by: From about that time at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (4780s)

308 trying to think of a clever comment about the seasons being backwards in Australia but can’t. Someone help a brutha out here please?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)

309 We're not going to join the outrage party once we go 'Yeah, I'd have hit that.'

Yeah, that's not how it works. Morality is not based on "gosh I would have been stupid too". Wisdom and experience teach us that things are a bad idea or not even if we'd have been stupid at the time.

I'm not talking about morality, I'm talking about enthusiasm. It's hard to be bothered after you've had the 'Yeah I'd have taken that offer'.

It's particularly hard when the next thought you have is 'He's lucky she was 45 or else *he'd* be going to prison.'

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)

310 If her product is so great I wonder why it took her so long to start getting sober.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (nC+QA)

311 No one has commented on her sharp elbows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (mE7cY)

312 fter a few general gopher items, she announced that she needed to get something from a high shelf and asked us to hold her legs while she stood on a chair. There were three of us. We tentatively put our hands just above her knees. Mind you, we now had an unrestricted view of the promised land.


"Nice Beaver"

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)

313 (obligatory) Would hit - definitely when I was 14.

Not the first to think it or ask - where were these reasonably hawt molesting older wimmens when I was bursting with ... civic passion and sense of mission in life, and other things .... when I was a teenager?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

314 Aaaaaaaaaaa...

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am!

Posted by: David Bowie at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (uWF4x)

315 Old - Horde that kind is winning

New Horde - get that kid some counseling to identify his gender

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (Wf6ai)

316 271 Most guys aren't even fully "developed" until they're around 20.
Posted by: J

I was fully developed 24/7 when I was 14.
Posted by: observer at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM (zkQYL

Heh. My sex accelerator got pushed to the floor by the age of 14

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (Qhnrt)

317 >>>Being a certain amount of 29, I am too. However "she bangs 14 year olds" isn't the type of moral flexibility I would be looking for.


i don't mean that, I mean that if an anna chapman wanted to sleep with me without commitment, I wouldn't go scanning her for physical flaws. A three in the bed is worth an 8 in the bar.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)

318 good lord now i'm The Playboy Advisor or something

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)

319 290 I’m amazed they’re prosecuting this. Female pedos rarely get prosecuted for reasons reflected in the comments here.

This is kind of a pet peeve of mine. She's not a pedophile.
Pedophiles are attracted to people who aren't sexually mature. What she did was illegal and immoral, but on the spectrum of bad things a person can do, pedophilia is much worse.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (wGeit)

320 someone ask me about gold speaker wires

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)

321 When in situations such as this I ask what would our founding fathers, who were men and not over-civilized minces, do?

Wasn't one of them an ambassador when he was like 12?

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (kOpft)

322 Okay, next question: why is a young child you should have no interest in talking to emotionally invested enough in you to feel anger?
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It's obvious.
The kid wanted another spin and she didn't.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (giAl5)

323 >>>The physiological reactions for both sexes tend to occur regardless of many circumstances independent of consent. This is a rather poor argument.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:47 PM (b2nrj)

======

Teenage girls never have to worry about being called up to the chalkboard at an inopportune time.

Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (SvwNZ)

324 When I was 14 those 4 times would have been the best collective 2 minutes of my young life...

Today, I could easily go 2 times without much issue.

Some 10 years ago when Mrs. Kraut and I were working hard to make our little Kraut she would track ovulation and when that week hit it was every day for that week...

After many months without success, frustration set in and we moved to two-a-days for the last 2 months which was a lot of fun but very...challenging...

Days 4 and 5 took time and a lot of extra effort to get it done...But it was successful!

I remember telling her that 20 years earlier it would have been easy...

Posted by: Mick Kraut at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (USYXv)

325 Ace, I need to know when dinner jackets are appropriate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (mE7cY)

326 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n)


Too ethnic for my tastes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (2JVJo)

327 Someone here mentioned being beat by one of their parents and I immediately made a joke about it. The standard here is known, and has been pretty consistent every day for twenty years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (44ww/)

328 Christopher, respectfully, I don't think anyone is arguing it's moral or should be legal. We're merely assuming the very flawed perspective of a 14 year old boy ( which most of us can do easily) and making fun. It's just a reflection on temptation.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (2wimy)

329 She will be held on remand at Silverwater Correctional Centre.

If found guilty, I will also impose the additional punishment of a bare-bottomed spanking, across my lap, live on pay-per-view. In honor of Pride month.

Posted by: Judge Jaqueline Milledge at July 05, 2022 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

330 >>Women and horses, well, you know.


Yes, I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Adults are SUPPOSED to know better. Of course a kid that age would bang a tree knot, let alone a hot MILF. Do I think it will mess the kid up? Don't know. I hope not, it is a double standard for sure, if it was a guy with a girl we'd be grabbing the rope. Probably because speaking as a once young man I had those fantasies of older women too. Maybe ette's had them about older men, don't know. It's fucked up. But lets also be honest. If she was a 200lbs ugly hag we'd be calling for a harsh penalty. Her level of hotness shouldn't decide on being disgusted. Yep, she's hot, but also a sick fucking criminal who is supposed to be able to brush off any crush the boy might have had. I will say that 4 times before dinner is amazing. Then again, boys that age are a penis with tennis shoes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (GwxCX)

332 He went down under.

Where women glow and men chunder.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (2JVJo)

333 8 good lord now i'm The Playboy Advisor or something

***

Can you recommend a good brand of eight-track tape player for my new quadraphonic setup?

Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (wb1YC)

334 It's obvious.
The kid wanted another spin and she didn't.


This is where those who say the kid was traumatized have a point.
When she discarded him

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (mR6Gs)

335 330 >>Women and horses, well, you know.


Yes, I do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

I hope you clear your browser cache.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (mE7cY)

336 Erections can be a legitimate fear response and it is the source of a crapload of psychological torture for victims of abuse. Female abusers of boys do exist. They are mostly ugly, fucked up in the head, and like most abusers, create a lifetime of lasting damage.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (dscaa)

337 When I was 14, I would have given that lady the best 7 seconds of sex she would ever have.

Posted by: Ron at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (AtKtr)

338 286 If you don't understand how a 14-year-old can be attracted to an adult woman I'm not sure what to tell you.

From what I remember Farrah Fawcett Majors was right at 30 years old when her famous poster came out.

I'm not saying every teenage boy had her poster on the wall but I'd be willing to bet the ones who didn't were too poor to buy it.

You know, the Kaboom kids.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:48 PM (wb1YC)
---------
All I could afford was a poster of Phyllis Diller.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (ohkhF)

339 There seem to be a lot of pedophile teachers too.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:51 PM (NpAcC)


Not saying all, or most, or even a large number of teachers are, but if you were a pedo, what type of job would you be drawn to? Probably one where you could spend a lot of time with kids without drawing a lot of attention to yourself.

Posted by: Wally at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (FJYfm)

340 Four times in a day means a lot of cleansing.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (ts6Zs)

341 someone ask me about gold speaker wires
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)



Are they really the best for connecting a car battery to somebody's nipples?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (guGkK)

342 this post would benefit from a Men At Work mystery click

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (Lpr9I)

343 This is kind of a pet peeve of mine. She's not a pedophile.

No its... hebephilia? I can't remember the categories well any longer from that old college psych class. But he's right they often will skate because all the guys winking at each other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (llsW/)

344 Can you recommend a good brand of eight-track tape player for my new quadraphonic setup?
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (wb1YC)

Oh and by the way, I have a 7 inch penis. Is this enough to satisfy a woman?

Posted by: Ask Playboy circa 1975 at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)

345 I can’t believe she chose the boy over the horse.

— Catherine the Great

(I haven’t read the comments, but I doubt that I’m the first in the thread to reference this.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (rzOL9)

346 This is kind of a pet peeve of mine. She's not a pedophile.
Pedophiles are attracted to people who aren't sexually mature. What she did was illegal and immoral, but on the spectrum of bad things a person can do, pedophilia is much worse.


14 is on the border - there are documented bad outcomes for both boys and girls when adults (especially ones 2-3 times their age) have sex with them that early.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (ZGrMX)

347 No its... hebephilia? I can't remember the categories well any longer from that old college psych class. But he's right they often will skate because all the guys winking at each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:55 PM (llsW/)

Pederasty I think for post-puberty. Might also be that other word though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (b2nrj)

348 Where the fuck is Joe Kidd with the rest of the story?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Qy7kP)

349 She probably fed him vegemite sandwiches to keep him going.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)

350 But lets also be honest. If she was a 200lbs ugly hag we'd be calling for a harsh penalty. Her level of hotness shouldn't decide on being disgusted.

Yeah, that's the other aspect. Would his buddies be so eager to high five him if she looked like Helen Thomas? Wrong is wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (llsW/)

351
that's not a pommel on her saddle.

Posted by: portlandon at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

352 It's fucked up. But lets also be honest. If she was a 200lbs ugly hag we'd be calling for a harsh penalty. Her level of hotness shouldn't decide on being disgusted.


I'll allow it.

Posted by: Head Justice Cicero at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (guGkK)

353 349 She probably fed him vegemite sandwiches to keep him going.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)

Vegemite=Forget me Now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (diceA)

354 14 is on the border - there are documented bad outcomes for both boys and girls when adults (especially ones 2-3 times their age) have sex with them that early.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (ZGrMX)

Yeah I give it like an 80% chance he goes through life with screwed up behavior.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)

355 Stop stalling and trot out this accompanying story;

Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years

https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3

Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)

356 She looks like Rachael Ray with actual boobs.

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (7+4Wi)

357 When I was 14, I would have given that lady the best 7 seconds of sex she would ever have.
Posted by: Ron

Show off!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (Msys3)

358
The word - vacuous - comes to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)

359 315>> beer goggles.for the win!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (CzRZX)

360 If the 14-year-old looked like the Highland Park shooter or David Hogg, I'm back at being disgusted.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (qH6FZ)

361
Yeah, that's the other aspect. Would his buddies be so eager to high five him if she looked like Helen Thomas? Wrong is wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (llsW/)


I mostly agree with you, but what's really wrong is putting the name "Helen Thomas" in the same room as the idea 'sex". Dude, it's abusive.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (mZOHK)

362 Stop stalling and trot out this accompanying story;

Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years

https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3

Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)

He got off easy.

- Enumclaw guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (nByzo)

363 good lord now i'm The Playboy Advisor or something
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)
-----------------
"Dear Penthouse Forum...."

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (a8vi6)

364 (Cont)

At this point, she reports that she's really scared of heights and we need to put our hands higher. I exchanged a look with my friend John, who slid his hand up maybe a couple of inches. I helped myself to..ah..half the distance of the goal line.

After retrieving whatever it was she needed, she slowly descended, taking one of our hands in hers as she stepped to the floor. She thanked us for being such strong gentlemen, and my mind raced for any excuse to get her back up on that chair. Nothing more came of it, but yeah, I tended to believe most those Penthouse letters after that.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (bUGMk)

365 Damn, I sure picked a bad time to go to the grocery store.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (R5lpX)

366 Gold speaker wires? For the gold investment or faster sound?
Discuss

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (2JoB8)

367 "15 schnitzengrubens is my limit."

Posted by: Deposition of 14 Year-Old, 13:18-22 at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (guGkK)

368 Stop stalling and trot out this accompanying story;

Texas Man Who Had Sex with Horse is Jailed for
ten Years

https://tinyurl.com/4cvc63z3
Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (ynlMv)

The mane thing is this guy is a 24 Carrot douchebag

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)

369 >>>someone ask me about gold speaker wires
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:52 PM (B3oWe)

=====

Do I go with Bose 901's for my entertainment room or Some Klipsch RP-8060F II's?

Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)

370 Where the fuck is Joe Kidd with the rest of the story?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Qy7kP)

His bunk.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (qH6FZ)

371 Yeah I give it like an 80% chance he goes through life with screwed up behavior.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)

Well, as much as it would have been a penthouse fantasy at that age for me, you are probably right.

-sets the wrong sense of power dynamics
-fuck up your view on relationships and sex in general.
-merely reporting it might well cement the problems for a boy though. I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (diceA)

372 good brand of eight-track tape player for my new quadraphonic setup?
Posted by: Azathoth at



Better of you just buy a used 60s van with the desert wolf painti ngs outside

Posted by: Y5 at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (Wf6ai)

373 The word - vacuous - comes to mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)
================
Describe a 14 year old boy in one word....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (Lpr9I)

374 But lets also be honest. If she was a 200lbs ugly hag we'd be calling for a harsh penalty. Her level of hotness shouldn't decide on being disgusted.
-------------------------

It shouldn't but if someone wanted to make me eat shit and someone else wanted to make me eat tiramisu I would probably judge the two of them differently.

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)

375 She looks like Rachael Ray with actual boobs.
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (7+4Wi)

Rachel Ray of 20 years ago

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (mR6Gs)

376 Wasn't the last guy who had a thing for the mane, Horseman Johnson?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (ynlMv)

377 Randy teenage boys - our safety valve against demographic decline

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (ts6Zs)

378 371 Yeah I give it like an 80% chance he goes through life with screwed up behavior.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 04:57 PM (b2nrj)

Well, as much as it would have been a penthouse fantasy at that age for me, you are probably right.

-sets the wrong sense of power dynamics
-fuck up your view on relationships and sex in general.
-merely reporting it might well cement the problems for a boy though. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (diceA)

Freezes sexual age a lot of times, which is how you get cycles of predation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

379 48 year old grandmother paints a disturbing image in my mind. Lol. Yeah 24 year old has baby who has baby at 24. Still sounds weird.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
********
I have a friend who's a grandmother at 42.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM


Uh my sister was a grandmother before she was 40. Hillbilly's.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (bVYXr)

380 Yes, Joe, I have absolute confidence in the complete moral integrity of the chickies of "Cow Demon " photos. They never slept around with married men, never had sex with anyone under 17 when they were over thirty and all plan to enter a convent when they money dries up from their Demon Cow residuals and "Only Fans" accounts




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (hj5lg)

381
hebephilia

___________

Isn't that attraction to Jewish boys?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (/U27+)

382 I really don't understand why any woman would want to have sex with a 14 year old.

Except degeneracy.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (rF64X)

383 what's really wrong is putting the name "Helen Thomas" in the same room as the idea 'sex". Dude, it's abusive.

I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly. I take it back, I offer a complete and utter retraction, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such rhetoric at any time in the future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (llsW/)

384 326 This busty brunette in tight jeans and shirt may be chilly in her car, but she still rests easy because she's never banged a minor:
https://is.gd/FL4DIV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (WWh8n

A hot Filipino. Love 'em.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (Qhnrt)

385 I think we can declare that the Horde is hopelessly polarized on this very important social question.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)

386 Do I go with Bose 901's for my entertainment room or Some Klipsch RP-8060F II's?
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)
++++
I have a full set of Klipsch RP series in my home theater system (6000F up front, 600 in the rear, a smaller center channel) and they are incredibly good. They have no business sounding as good as they do for the price. I have no experience with the 800/8000 series, but if the 600/6000 series is any indication, they're going to be winners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (WWh8n)

387 At least tell me that it wasn't gold DIGITAL wires.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)

388 She probably fed him vegemite sandwiches to keep him going.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 05, 2022 04:56 PM (Lpr9I)

I don't think that is the organ that would keep 'going".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (dXz8o)

389 Rachel Ray looks like she hit the sauce, and then the frying pan on the way down a few times.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

390 Freezes sexual age a lot of times, which is how you get cycles of predation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

Hmmm, this is a sobering thought as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (diceA)

391 I have a friend who's a grandmother at 42.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2022 04:46 PM

Common.

That's 21 and 21

Posted by: JoeF. at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)

392 The Illinois shooter is looking like the poster child for red flag laws. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)

393 It's Sweeps Week at Ace!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

394 I think we can declare that the Horde is hopelessly polarized on this very important social question.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)

The "against" side is ahead by a nose.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (44ww/)

395 Rachel Ray used to be chubby cute but she was a mediocre cook that was inexplicably popular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (llsW/)

396 The Illinois shooter is looking like the poster child for red flag laws. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)

I noticed it certainly has a *lot* of people saying "why didn't anyone *do* anything about this beforehand"?

Posted by: ... at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (dscaa)

397 There once was a randy Australian
Who was wont to give boys a good nailin'
People shouted and cursed
But it could have been worse
At least she stayed fully mammalian.

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (7+4Wi)

398 The Illinois shooter is looking like the poster child for red flag laws. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)

Known wolf, and IL HAS Red Flag Law already. Fail.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)

399 I can't get to sleep.

I think about the implications.

Of diving in too deep.

And possibly the complications.

Posted by: The Kid at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (lf83v)

400 393 It's Sweeps Week at Ace!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 05, 2022 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

Can the 'Sex ONT II' be far behind?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (diceA)

401 Umm … JM’s “busty brunette” could be a dude … I got a weird “RUN, IT’S A DUDE’” vibe from that pic

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (KHRKg)

402 good brand of eight-track tape player for my new quadraphonic setup?
Posted by: Azathoth

Funny you mention that. I sold all my couple hundred LPs today. There were worth a ton more than I thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (Msys3)

403 Do I go with Bose 901's for my entertainment room or Some Klipsch RP-8060F II's?
Posted by: Turn two at July 05, 2022 04:59 PM (SvwNZ)


KLH all the way. Back in the day, they were top of the line. I still have a pair that sound great.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (R5lpX)

404 She's very attractive. She could have had her pick of grown men. But she chose a 14 year old. Ugh.

She probably won't suffer much for it. Women don't pay nearly as much as men for similar crimes in Western justice systems, even in previous centuries when women were oppressed.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (rF64X)

405 Those old audiophile stacks of components put out amazing sound and still do. Its just not worth the vast expense to build one these days when you can get like 90% there with a 15 dollar Mp3 player.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)

406 Hi, guys!

Posted by: Lolita at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (lf83v)

407 If a red flag law - which Illinois has - doesn't stop someone like this, who exactly does it stop?

BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.


https://bit.ly/3P9l4kO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)

408 f a red flag law - which Illinois has - doesn't stop someone like this, who exactly does it stop?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)

The bona fide white supremacist larping in the forest. At least in WA.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:05 PM (nByzo)

409
Some kids have all the luck...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Isn't that a Rod Stewart song??

So is "Maggie May".
Posted by: Azathoth at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (wb1YC)


And if you do it too much, you become a Three Time Loser (which is rumored to be about getting the clap).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (n+4am)

410 But she will be held on remand at Silverwater Women’s Correctional Centre until her matter is mentioned in Manly Court on August 2 – a far cry from her life of luxury."

I would have thought that this situation being mentioned in manly court (eg behind the gym or hanging with the guys) is what got her in trouble in the first place. Surely this 14 yo didn't go home crying to mommy about how he was forced ... time after time after time???

Posted by: Drew458 at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (Olcxz)

411 In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.

I cannot remember the name of the serial killer, but he used to prey on young boys, and was building stuff out of their frozen parts.

Police spotted a young teen boy with no pants on bleeding rectally walking down the street crying. The serial killer came up and said that was his son and he was sick, and the cops sent the boy home with the killer who then offed him.

I mean... why do we even have cops?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (llsW/)

412 I swear that the quality of streaming and MP3's are not as good. Even in the same car, same song it doesn't sound as good as the radio.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (UuD2k)

413 Freezes sexual age a lot of times, which is how you get cycles of predation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

Wonder if that would explain a lot of Hunter Biden's messed up life.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (nC+QA)

414 Do I go with Bose 901's for my entertainment room or Some Klipsch RP-8060F II's?

My front speakers are B&W 602s I picked up brand new in the early 2000s (along with a smaller B&W center channel and a B&W 15 inch powered subwoofer). They still sound fantastic 3 moves and 20 years later.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (ZGrMX)

415 It's time for @SecretaryPete to fine airlines $55,000 per passenger for every flight cancellation they know can’t be fully staffed.

Next scene: "Why are airline tickets so expensive? And why are there so few flights to choose from?"

Posted by: Chuck C at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (hOAT3)

416 408 f a red flag law - which Illinois has - doesn't stop someone like this, who exactly does it stop?



Parents at a school board opposing CRT.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (lf83v)

417 373 The word - vacuous - comes to mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 04:58 PM (giAl5)
================

Describe a 14 year old boy in one word....
Posted by: Huck Follywood,
------------------------

boy; horny
woman: vacuous

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (giAl5)

418 **looks at pictures**
**stomps foot twice**

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)

419 I think we can declare that the Horde is hopelessly polarized on this very important social question.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)


Meh. It just makes me think about the history of my own 'sex life' and reinforces my depression.

But then again, my earliest erotic reading at puberty's door were Venus in Furs and A Man With a Maid, so I was screwed up from the get-go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (2JVJo)

420 Those old audiophile stacks of components put out amazing sound and still do. Its just not worth the vast expense to build one these days when you can get like 90% there with a 15 dollar Mp3 player.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)

One thing you cannot successfully miniaturize is a speaker. It has to be able to move a mass of air to get good sound.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (dXz8o)

421 I swear that the quality of streaming and MP3's are not as good.

It depends on how well they were recorded to begin with and what you're squashing them through. Usually headphones make them sound amazing. But like I said, even if its not quite as good its like fifteen bucks vs four thousand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (llsW/)

422 George Carlin talked about this. He's the luckiest guy of his class.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (lKAqb)

423 >>I cannot remember the name of the serial killer, but he used to prey on young boys, and was building stuff out of their frozen parts.


Dahmer?

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (9GWTF)

424 Those old audiophile stacks of components put out amazing sound and still do. Its just not worth the vast expense to build one these days when you can get like 90% there with a 15 dollar Mp3 player.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (llsW/)
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The modern "audiophile" market is a joke in my opinion. If you want a damn good stereo, you can do it for around $3k. If you want a damn good surround system, you can do it for around $5k. That's real money, but if that's what you're in to then you can do it.

But middle class HiFi is almost dead as a market segment and the prices leap tremendously from there. There is lots of crap, lots of mediocre, a bit of pretty good and a small amount of excellent at affordable prices. But after about $2k per speaker or thereabouts, the prices start surging up to truly laughable levels, and then the components are even worse. It seems to me that the "audiophile" market nowadays is more about spending money than anything else. Veblen goods.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (WWh8n)

425 I cannot remember the name of the serial killer, but he used to prey on young boys, and was building stuff out of their frozen parts.

Police spotted a young teen boy with no pants on bleeding rectally walking down the street crying. The serial killer came up and said that was his son and he was sick, and the cops sent the boy home with the killer who then offed him.

I mean... why do we even have cops?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM


I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)

426 >>George Carlin talked about this. He's the luckiest guy of his class.


Nice.

Posted by: Australian Detective at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (9GWTF)

427 Teenage and younger girls have crushes on men, too. Doesn't make it OK for grown men to take advantage of them. And most people would be happy to string up such a man.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (rF64X)

428 OT but I an taking one of these retarded online corporate training things. Of course it is super woke and every character portrayed is Gay, trans, muslim, etc. But then some of the characters do shady things which I am supposed to identify. So there is a disclaimer that these scenarios do not reflect the character’s race or nationality or whatever. Woke eating woke.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (OalnH)

429 Dahmer?

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (9GWTF)

He was into Five Guys before it was a franchise

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (OgrpQ)

430 415 Chuck - Leftism is one stage thinking

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (2JoB8)

431 Known wolf, and IL HAS Red Flag Law already. Fail.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)

Pointing out existing gun laws does precisely zero to convince Dems that we don't need more gun laws.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (BJKQV)

432 >>I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.


Damn!

I was kind of creeped out when it came out in trial that he was at 2 Skinny Puppy Shows that I attended.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (9GWTF)

433 I swear that the quality of streaming and MP3's are not as good.

It depends. The lossless albums on Apple Music are as good as actually having the CD there, plus or minus how good the DAC you're running it through is. Compressed stuff varies. I generally consider 192kbps the lower limit for listenable MP3s.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZGrMX)

434 >>I cannot remember the name of the serial killer, but he used to prey on young boys, and was building stuff out of their frozen parts.


>>Dahmer?

Excitable boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

435 You once....twice...4 times notalady....

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (GwxCX)

436 She looks a bit like my high school French teacher.
Sigh...if only...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)

437 How impressed would JackStraw have been if the kid cut 40 minutes off his time?

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (9GWTF)

438 Known wolf, and IL HAS Red Flag Law already. Fail.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:03 PM (nByzo)

Pointing out existing gun laws does precisely zero to convince Dems that we don't need more gun laws.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM (BJKQV)

The recency with Uvalde and the RFL push does have a bit of extra relevance.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (nByzo)

439 14 year old Kid is seeing dollar signs, otherwise this never would have been talked about...

I mean... this is a Stacey's Mom Young Man sex fantasy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (oHd/0)

440 My 7.1 ... uh well 7.0 system comes from 4 sets of altec lansing speakers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (44ww/)

441 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 27m
BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (yikp0)

442 I saw Skinny Puppy open for Three Dog Night back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (906pl)

443 Who knew her cleanse was jizz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (GwxCX)

444 407 If a red flag law - which Illinois has - doesn't stop someone like this, who exactly does it stop?

BREAKING: In 2019, Police confiscated numerous knives and a sword from the Highland Park Parade shooter after he told a family member he was going to "kill everyone" but no further action was taken, police say.

https://bit.ly/3P9l4kO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:04 PM (Do5/p)

So this becomes the 2nd example of a state that had a red flag law, and failed to do anything with it. The Buffalo NY shooter being the other.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

445
So there is a disclaimer that these scenarios do not reflect the character’s race or nationality or whatever.

__________

Unless you're a white guy, in which case you're guilty of every crime in existence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (/U27+)

446 Honestly, if they rounded up everyone with a neck or face tattoo, they could reduce crime by a lot.

That correlation is strong.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (UuD2k)

447 When are we going to send troops into Ukraine then to help Biden's approval rating and "bring down gas prices"?

Studying the WEF timeline...

Just before we honor Zelensky's request for a mere $750B to rebuild Ukraine.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (AHeqJ)

448 I absolutely hate how these woman on boy molestation events are always played off as a big joke. The article that you linked was just one long "LOL you guys, horse puns!!!"

Swap the sexes, and it would be nothing but outrage, and rightfully fucking so.

This isn't ok, folks. It's just not.

Posted by: Goober at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Hgvgt)

449 >>She looks a bit like my high school French teacher.


Your HS French Teacher was a hard 1.

Not that I am telling you anything.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (9GWTF)

450 It depends. The lossless albums on Apple Music are as good as actually having the CD there, plus or minus how good the DAC you're running it through is. Compressed stuff varies. I generally consider 192kbps the lower limit for listenable MP3s.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (ZGrMX)
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Yup. I rip my CDs to FLAC for storage (lossless, no difference) and the DAC is worth spending some money on, especially if you have an SACDs or high-bandwidth formats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (WWh8n)

451 I saw Skinny Puppy open for Three Dog Night back in the day.

I get the joke, but that would be incredible whiplash between the two acts.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (ZGrMX)

452 A 15, two 12s, two 6s, two 4s, two piezos per cabinet and a twenty foot room for the bass wave to form.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (giAl5)

453 Twitter has a clear problem in that their Covid misinformation censors are very selective. This is an insane article full of Covid hysteria and misinformation ("Get Ready for the Forever Plague") from a random guy w 0 medical knowledge or understanding, but apparently it's fine for reporters to promote.

Not sure I'd call Taylor Lorenz a reporter, but otherwise spot-on.

https://bit.ly/3uqFTjo

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Do5/p)

454 Honestly, if they rounded up everyone with a neck or face tattoo, they could reduce crime by a lot.

And reduce the amount of awful rap songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (llsW/)

455 So this becomes the 2nd example of a state that had a red flag law, and failed to do anything with it. The Buffalo NY shooter being the other.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV)

456 54 At 14 I woulda hit that like the AoSHQ approved fist of an angry god.

Wouldn't say no decades later, either. These days I'd have a bit of trouble going four times before dinner, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (wGeit)
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So you are saying that you'd welcome "the runs" before dinner? What, to make room?

Posted by: Ciampino - is it The Yellow Trail again? at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (qfLjt)

457 One thing you cannot successfully miniaturize is a speaker. It has to be able to move a mass of air to get good sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2022 05:08 PM (dXz8o)

/looks at his 3 ft tall Klipsch speakers...

Word.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (oHd/0)

458 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 37m
BREAKING: Mississippi judge allows state's abortion ban to take effect on Thursday - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)

459 I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)

460 >> 332 He went down under.
>> Where women glow and men chunder.

I misheard the lyrics to "Land Down Under" as:

where women blow and men thunder.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (uWF4x)

461 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
DOOCY: "Why is there a voicemail of the President talking to his son about his overseas business dealings if the president had said he's never spoken to his son about his overseas business dealings?"

JEAN-PIERRE: "I am not going to talk about alleged materials from the laptop."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)

462 Teenage and younger girls have crushes on men, too. Doesn't make it OK for grown men to take advantage of them. And most people would be happy to string up such a man.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM

Thanks for the E'tte perspective. I figured it was the same for young girls too as far as attraction to older men. But yea, she and all the other creeps should be strung up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (GwxCX)

463 She looks a bit like my high school French teacher.


Your HS French Teacher was a hard 1.

Not that I am telling you anything.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (9GWTF)
***

Well, pictures are one hing, but my French teacher was a solid 8.9.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (anj39)

464 If a red flag law - which Illinois has - doesn't stop someone like this, who exactly does it stop?

You obviously don't understand the dual purpose of the Red Flag laws:

* Identify and target MAGA/Trump/Christians for gun confiscation, property seizures, reputation destruction and possible lock-up.

* Identity for future recruitment psychopaths and serial killers to further the violent aims of the Liberal World Order

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (AHeqJ)

465 And reduce the amount of awful rap songs.

Making fun of awful rap songs is everyone's inalienable right. There's a reason people use "Soundcloud rapper" as an insult.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (ZGrMX)

466
"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV)

__________

"Which proves that we need gun confiscation. It worked in Australia!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (/U27+)

467 Women are precious
Men have a job to do

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:15 PM (giAl5)

468 >>Wouldn't say no decades later, either. These days I'd have a bit of trouble going four times before dinner, though.


Get up early.
Don't go too hard right off the line. Pace yourself.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (9GWTF)

469 436 She looks a bit like my high school French teacher.
Sigh...if only...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2022 05:11 PM (anj39)

Glad she doesn't look like my high school French teacher. Think Amy Schumer but with a persona of a pissed off pit bull.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)

470 So this becomes the 2nd example of a state that had a red flag law, and failed to do anything with it. The Buffalo NY shooter being the other.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM

It's like not drilling to get oil prices down! Genius!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (GwxCX)

471 Pointing out existing gun laws does precisely zero to convince Dems that we don't need more gun laws.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:10 PM

It's almost like stopping crime or criminals is not their real agenda behind new laws.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (DB16e)

472 Glad she doesn't look like my high school French teacher. Think Amy Schumer but with a persona of a pissed off pit bull.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)
++++
So, Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (WWh8n)

473 459 I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)

Sometimes Evil is staring you right in the face, but you don't see it. Columbine Perps? Used to deliver pizza to my house. Some of my tips went to buy those guns.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)

474 I was counselor at a church camp for middle school kids and one girl just latched on to me like a lamprey, apparently I was her platonic ideal or something. All the other girls were just "whatever old man" and barely noticed me which is how I liked it, but this girl... I managed to finally drive her away by basically ignoring her and being super formal, plus not being any place she would be with me alone.

I don't get it. Most girls see anyone 5 years older than them as being oollld eeeewww!!! but sometimes :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (llsW/)

475 183 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
-----------------

Read that as DRINKING PRIDE MONTH

Posted by: Braenyard at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (giAl5)

476 473 459 I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (YIVH2)

Sometimes Evil is staring you right in the face, but you don't see it. Columbine Perps? Used to deliver pizza to my house. Some of my tips went to buy those guns.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)

It's always weird when we get to talking about serial killers and half the blog talks about how they've met one before.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (b2nrj)

477 never brag about your sobriety

Posted by: john at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (NeuXk)

478 I'd knock the bottom out of it.

But I'd tell her my name is "Ace" because she is batfuckingshit crazy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (HJcWr)

479 I assume there has been unbridled use of horse puns. Yes?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (0fVbu)

480 >>But I'd tell her my name is "Ace" because she is batfuckingshit crazy.


She's a Horse HEIRESS.

You tell her your full name, soc. security # and next of kin.


Then you cut the Brake Lines on her Mustang.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (9GWTF)

481 Red flag laws do not exist to jeep criminals gun free. They exist to keep law abiding citizens gun free. Get that through your heads people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (OalnH)

482
You all do realize that federal judges will be issuing "stays" on states' abortion bans, yes?

And those judges will be citing Roe, Joe, Shmoe, Hoe, and whatever else they pull outta their asses.

Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM (K9bbp)

483 My French teacher was probably a looker back in her day, but when I was in high school, it wasn't her day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (UuD2k)

484 478 I'd knock the bottom out of it.

But I'd tell her my name is "Ace" because she is batfuckingshit crazy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:17 PM (HJcWr)

Poor insane people are crazy.

Rich Insane people are Eccentric!

I've always strived for Eccentricity!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (oHd/0)

485 never brag about your sobriety

Can she just say that she has been friends with Bill W for nearly a year?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (AHeqJ)

486

noood affirmative action failure

Posted by: Ice-T at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (K9bbp)

487 Anyone made a Spanish Horsefly joke? Because I think there's one to be had somewhere in this Thread.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (9GWTF)

488 I've never met a serial killer but I met Senator Ron Wyden a couple times. I'm not saying there's anything in common but I'm not, NOT saying it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (llsW/)

489
I swear that the quality of streaming and MP3's are not as good. Even in the same car, same song it doesn't sound as good as the radio.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 05, 2022 05:06 PM (UuD2k)



One of the big problems with early CDs is that they were just digitized and burned on a disc before being sold. But they had originally been mixed for analog, LPs, cassettes etc. Also, some music is mixed primarily to be used with a good audiophile stereo, other music is mixed for a stock car stereo.

MP3s are much the same, plus you have the problems of the bitrate for different files. 192 kbps generally sounds like shit on anything but earbuds out of your phone, while 320 kbps is much more suited to a wider range of equipment, but with a larger file size.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (n+4am)

490 I enjoyed the horse puns in the article.

"Horse heiress saddled with charges . . ."

"The unbridled Daisley . . ."

"The defense attorney cried neigh!"

Makes an otherwise disgusting situation at least a little humerus.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (DP9YX)

491 Sometimes Evil is staring you right in the face, but you don't see it. Columbine Perps? Used to deliver pizza to my house. Some of my tips went to buy those guns.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (oHd/0)

Ted Bundy used to follow my neighbor's daughter home from school. That was before he worked on the suicide hotline.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (BJKQV)

492 Can she just say that she has been friends with Bill W for nearly a year?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:19 PM (AHeqJ)

No she cashed in all here coins.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (OgrpQ)

493 She's definitely in the upper tier of the pay dating websites. Definitely a superstar on the scrubby dating cesspools like Zoosk.

Most of these attractive MILFS with money have some freaky deke shit in their backgrounds.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (ADw0E)

494 Red flag laws do not exist to jeep criminals gun free. They exist to keep law abiding citizens gun free. Get that through your heads people.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 05:18 PM

This, oh and as a bonus, someone you just don't like because of their politics or religion. Hello FIB....

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (GwxCX)

495 472 Glad she doesn't look like my high school French teacher. Think Amy Schumer but with a persona of a pissed off pit bull.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (N39Ws)
++++
So, Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 05, 2022 05:16 PM (WWh8n)

The ironic thing was her sister taught remedial reading two classrooms over. And she was smoking hawt.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (N39Ws)

496 NOOD Jenny Pflapjack's replacement

Posted by: GLSD at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

497 Its just... wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 04:31 PM (llsW/)

Exactly. How is this any different from Ezra Miller and his 12 year olds?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2022 04:36 PM (DRSnL

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (FZ2cV)

498 461 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
DOOCY: "Why is there a voicemail of the President talking to his son about his overseas business dealings if the president had said he's never spoken to his son about his overseas business dealings?"

JEAN-PIERRE: "I am not going to talk about alleged materials from the laptop."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM (yikp0)
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Did she say that off the cuff or was that straight from her prep book.

Keep up the good fight Doocy.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

499 51 >>>We should all bridle at this type of behavior. Being rich shouldn't give someone free rein to do anything one wants.

what a blinkered view.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2022 04:26 PM (B3oWe)
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Being rich shouldn't give someone unbridled license to do anything one wants.

Posted by: Ciampino - hoofed it out of here at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (qfLjt)

500 She's a Horse HEIRESS.

You tell her your full name, soc. security # and next of kin.

Then you cut the Brake Lines on her Mustang.


But shouldn't one get some nookie first?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2022 05:21 PM (AHeqJ)

501 The most famous person I've had a conversation with was Roy Clark. I've talked with politicians, it's nothing to brag about.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2022 05:23 PM (qH6FZ)

502 493 She's definitely in the upper tier of the pay dating websites. Definitely a superstar on the scrubby dating cesspools like Zoosk.

Most of these attractive MILFS with money have some freaky deke shit in their backgrounds.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at July 05, 2022 05:20 PM (ADw0E)


And if I was on those sites, I would be their Huckleberry.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (HJcWr)

503 ts just not worth the vast expense to build one these days when you can get like 90% there with a 15 dollar Mp3 player.

I've got a pair of La Scalas. The sound is worth the space they take up and is not reproduceable on a smaller scale. Still awesome after 35 years.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (sn5EN)

504 So this becomes the 2nd example of a state that had a red flag law, and failed to do anything with it. The Buffalo NY shooter being the other.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2022 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

"Which proves that we need more red flag laws!!" - - The Left


Posted by: 29Victor at July 05, 2022 05:13 PM

The similar situation to this is on the right with voting integrity laws and immigration laws. Democrats cheat, rig and steal elections with numerous voting integrity laws in place. Solution to that? Pass more laws that won't be enforced!

Same with immigration law. We have had laws on the books to prevent illegal aliens for how many decades. Never enforced. Establishment solution? Pass more laws which will not be enforced!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2022 05:26 PM (Do5/p)

505 I think that was jeffrey dahlmer. I used to play wargame with him in the UW wargames club, that is until he killed and ate all of those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
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That may be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this blog...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2022 05:14 PM


I don't really remember him. I was stationed with the Navy at RTC Great lakes about 45 minutes south of there. There were about 20-30 guys in that wargames club. We played on the weekends at a store close by the University. Once everyone found out he was in the club and going around killing and eating people the club pretty much disbanded from what I remember.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 05, 2022 05:26 PM (bVYXr)

506 Boy this blog really grew fast. Apart from the attractive brunette and the obviously sex-starved horde, I can't imagine why!
This reminds me that most of the 'molesting' female teachers are nice looking and some are even hawt. We never were so afflicted!!

Posted by: Ciampino - once but lasting over 180 minutes is best at July 05, 2022 05:28 PM (qfLjt)

507 And if I was on those sites, I would be their Huckleberry.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 05, 2022 05:24 PM (HJcWr)

Why? Are you a fourteen year old boy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2022 05:30 PM (FZ2cV)

508 One of the big problems with early CDs is that they were just digitized and burned on a disc before being sold. But they had originally been mixed for analog, LPs, cassettes etc. Also, some music is mixed primarily to be used with a good audiophile stereo, other music is mixed for a stock car stereo.

Yeah those early AAD recordings, particularly classical, were not of the finest quality. But for most people, good enough to enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2022 05:32 PM (llsW/)

509 We had one of those horse ladies who stole over $30 million from the city of Dixon IL. Crundwell? She's out of prison already, eight years early, due to "COVID compassionate release." She lives on a nice horsie farm now,
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at July 05, 2022 04:29

Crundwell is right, Rita. But it was 54 million. I live in Dixon, are you from the area?

Posted by: Farmer at July 05, 2022 05:33 PM (55Qr6)

510 I wouldn't put female teachers caught with underage boys as being to hot, actually find most I wouldn't have touched at any age.
Lots are desperate

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2022 05:40 PM (2JoB8)

511 Hell, I'm a 55 year old man and I can't even look at a 30 year old woman without feeling like a pervert. That said, I'd hit it, but then I'm a married man who hasn't hit anything for 18 months

Posted by: Crowbar at July 05, 2022 05:40 PM (+ykyD)

512 "horse heiress is saddled with charges"
ISWYDT

Posted by: GWB at July 05, 2022 05:42 PM (JdSZq)

513 That poor boy.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at July 05, 2022 05:47 PM (04j/N)

514 No known serial killers for me.

I once met Lorne Green at a hotel my dad managed. The year was 1967. I now use that for when job apps ask me for "something interesting" to add to my application. Unfortunately, I have to keep it under 300 words and that not possible with Greene the magnifico.

Posted by: thatdirtylittleratnunnheim at July 05, 2022 05:56 PM (JWLf2)

515
If I was 14, I think she'd have me wrapped around her finger more than four times per day.

Heck, she wouldn't be able to get rid of me.

She's a rapist and it is EASY to manipulate a 14 year old boy based on her looks.

Question: Lesbians salivating at the jail?

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 05, 2022 05:58 PM (etPhZ)

516 48 year old grandmother paints a disturbing image in my mind. Lol. Yeah 24 year old has baby who has baby at 24. Still sounds weird.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 05, 2022 04:40 PM (OalnH)
==

Sorry - back in the day 48 would be old.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 05, 2022 06:12 PM (xWZcb)

517 332 He went down under.

Where women glow and men chunder.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 05, 2022 04:54 PM (2JVJo)
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That was good.
Chundering is common with those Australian wines reviewed by Monty Python.
Also remember it is where the sheep are scared.

Posted by: Ciampino - I kid you not said the billiegoat at July 05, 2022 06:15 PM (qfLjt)

518 It's all downhill for this kid now.

Posted by: MikeY at July 05, 2022 06:34 PM (MOTel)

519 Well, you know, believe all women.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 05, 2022 07:53 PM (BLOTa)

520 I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
That is what I do... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at July 05, 2022 09:05 PM (+YG/l)

521 >And this, Morons and 'ettes, is how true professionals pen a story.

It's a story about a 45-year-old adult raping a young teenager and HA HA horse puns.

>But we are either gonna take statutory rape seriously, or we are not.

Not, apparently.

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