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The Morning Report — 6/29/22

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Good morning, kids. Wednesday and there's some good news to report this morning, despite the common, undergirding theme to all is that they are hallmarks of a third world banana republic. First up, on the election rigging front, that effort was smacked down in the courts in New York and Louisiana.

In New York, that states Supreme Court struck down a Rotten Apple edict granting voting rights to foreign nationals while down in Louisiana, the Supreme Court of the US yet again delivered another smackdown to the Left by restoring Republican-drawn lines in that state ahead of the midterms, thwarting, at least for now, the Dems' effort to create a second black-majority district.

SCOTUS is on a roll, first with Roe, Bruen and the football coach praying case and now this. Even with all of these cases, it's important to not apply a venturi effect to our nether regions since aside from Alito and Thomas the other advertisted-as-originalist judges may yet go off the rails in the future. But these cases, especially the first three, were absolute titanic wins.

Next, in the show trial/kangaroo court department, the titanic bombshell evidence that was sure to destroy Donald Trump and absolutely prove it was he who led an attempted insurrection to overthrow Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' landslide victory came off like another Acme trick cigar in Wile E. Coyote's mouth.

On Tuesday, the liberal media soiled themselves over the so-called bombshell story that on January 6, 2021, President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the presidential limo and then lunged at a Secret Service agent because he wanted to join the protesters at the Capitol.

The story came courtesy of Cassidy Hutchinson, a former aide to Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows. . .

I'll be damned if I'm going to give this fucking low-budget turd of a fiction any oxygen. Let us jump ahead.

“A source close to the Secret Service tells me both Bobby Engel, the lead agent, and the presidential limousine/SUV driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was assaulted and that Mr. Trump never lunged for the steering wheel,” Alexander tweeted Tuesday evening.

Trump’s former acting director of national intelligence, Richard Grenell, slammed the committee for allowing this testimony to not be challenged.

“So a junior staffer was pressured by @Liz_Cheney to lie under oath,” he tweeted. “Why wasn’t there a single committee member asking her if she had proof? This performance collapsed in an hour.”

“The DC media is corrupt and sick,” he concluded.

Soon after Alexander revealed that his sources challenged the story, Hutchinson’s lawyer, Jody Hunt, quickly attempted to walk back her testimony.

“Ms. Hutchinson testified, under oath, and recounted what she was told,” Hunt tweeted. “Those with knowledge of the episode also should testify under oath.”

Given that this entire committee is a farce, which alarmingly has very real, tragic consequences especially for the scores of innocent Americans rotting in the Garland Archipelago as political prisoners — yet another indicator that America as founded is dead — and that the original lie of Trump/Putin collusion and the Moscow Motel Micturition Myth was exploded long ago, anyone with more than the two damaged synapses in Joey Soft-Serves brain case could see this story was completely laughable.

Which brings us to another banana republic identifier, propaganda. I give you Bret Baier.

Discussing the testimony from Mark Meadows’ former aide Cassidy Hutchinson about Donald Trump, Baier said, “Inside the limo saying he wanted to go up to Capitol Hill. They said you have to go to the White House. According to her testimony, he said, I’m the f-ing president. Take me there, and goes to grab at him. This testimony is, first of all, stunning because we haven’t heard this. Two, it is compelling because of her proximity to power all of these people directly having conversations with her". . .

. . . He added, “She had another, obviously, another session behind the scenes with the committee they are playing the sound bites from and realized the power of this testimony. Perhaps politically, in the wake of Roe v. Wade and everything else to keep January 6 on the front burner. Bottom line, the testimony is stunning, and we are going to likely hear from the former president and his reaction to all of this, in one way or another. But you also have other officials, Pat Cipollone, former White House counsel. You have others who are weighing in here, behind the scenes through her testimony. Listen, I think it does move the ball in this hearing.”

The only ball that moved in that hearing was the shared, shriveled raisin-like uni-testicle of Adams Kinzinger and Schiff-for-Brains as it shot up from their scrotum into their throats. As for Baier, the only difference between him and a fireplug is that a rabid dog wouldn't even lift its leg to piss on him.

To wrap things up, along with a collapsing economy, a devalued dollar, shortages of food and other staples, stagflation and the intentional dismantling of the fossil fuel industry, we have a wide open border and mass migration that puts even more pressure on the aforementioned while threatening to subsume our culture and turn us into an actual third world predominantly latin American failed state. This too, like $6.00 a gallon gas, is something that cannot be hidden from the citizenry especially when several dozen illegal migrants are found dead inside of a truck. So what does the junta do? You guessed it.

Answering a question about the White House’s response to criticism of Biden for the tragedy, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre first tried to deflect by pretending to be concerned about those who lost their lives and their families.

“So, 46 people died — right? — in the state of Texas, and so — and others, as I just mentioned, are still fighting for their lives,” she said. “So we’re still learning their names. Their families are still learning they lost loved ones, as when a tragic situation normally happens.”

After that, she insisted that the White House wants to hold human smugglers accountable before serving the biggest whopper you’ve ever heard.

“But the fact of the matter is the border is closed,” she said, “which is in part why you see people trying to make this dangerous journey using smuggling networks.”

Umm, what? The border is closed? Does anyone want to tell that to the countless number of illegal immigrants headed to our southern border right now or the illegal immigrants who are being housed in government facilities or quite literally shipped to other states in the country’s interior?

And so we laugh the laughter of the damned.

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (bVYXr)

2 Now to the content.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (bVYXr)

3 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (ex2Cx)

4 Its Hump Day Baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:34 AM (ex2Cx)

5 top 10

Posted by: IanDeal at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (MGjjz)

6 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (REc6t)

7 So, I think yesterday's score was: Sleepy Joe/Hunter corruption proven even to the satisfaction of the NYT; surprise Jan 6 witness testimony entirely discredited within an hour of her appearance, and then mocked for the rest of the day; abortion riots fail to take off; and Biden is wandering around Europe looking entirely lost, and refuses to reverse course on energy.

Our collapse continues.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (UlAse)

8 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (z99Zw)

9
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (ENBF0)

10 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:36 AM (1n+EO)

11 Mornin folks!

Posted by: AnnaS at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (l4l/z)

12 The SS agent, in exasperation said "Jesus take the wheel" and trump with his God complex, thought the agent was talking about him!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (AutJR)

13 "The fact of the matter" is one of those delightful turns of English idiom that means "everything after this phrase is false".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (6FeV1)

14 Good morning you people. Thank you J.J.
Saints of the Day
St. Peter and St. Paul (1st c.) were the foremost Apostles of Jesus Christ; St. Peter was the leader of the Twelve, while St. Paul followed Christ after His ascension into heaven. Together the two saints are the founders of the Church in Rome through their apostolic preaching, ministry, and martyrdom in that city. They are the solid rock on which the foundation of the Catholic Church is built. They transformed the capital of the Roman Empire into the heart of the Church, with the mission to radiate the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ throughout the world. Both saints were martyred in close proximity to one another; Peter first, then Paul, though some traditions claim they were killed on the same day. St. Peter was crucified upside down and buried on the hill of the Vatican where St. Peter's Basilica now stands. St. Paul was beheaded on the via Ostia and buried where the Basilica of St. Paul Outside the Walls now stands. St. Peter and St. Paul are the patron saints of Rome.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (Msys3)

15 “But the fact of the matter is the border is closed,” she said, “which is in part why you see people trying to make this dangerous journey using smuggling networks.”


In other words, this would never have happened if we had wide open border gates. Take all comers. Line forms to the right.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (AutJR)

16 Just saw some cottontails high-tailing it top-speed down the sidewalk. Just as I looked up expecting to see an eagle or a hawk circling above, a deer comes trotting down the sidewalk. A young buck. I wanted to tell the bunnies, he's an herbivore, you gots nothin' to worry about!

I live in the middle of a decent-sized city. Not something you usually see here. No idea where he came from but I hope he makes it back.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:39 AM (eiN05)

17 Show up to the border, get a citizenship application and a ballot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (AutJR)

18 Is there a generally accepted figure for how much time passed between the Ascension of Christ and the conversion of St.Paul?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

19 Morning peeps.

Musk needs to introduce a self driving Presidential limo... stat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (BFigT)

20 Mornin', fellow mouth breathers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (4I/2K)

21 They went with this shock-and-awe terrorist strategy,” Navarro told Tucker Carlson on Fox News. “They let me go to the airport and then take me with five agents, like an al-Qaeda terrorist, lock me into a car and the next thing I know I’m in leg irons, handcuffs, strip-searched.

25 bucks Same as downtown!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:41 AM (ex2Cx)

22 Sadly, it doesn't matter how much their lies are exposed when every media source runs with the lie as a headline anyway.

The normies will have the words drilled into their head repeatedly until they reflexively repeat it themselves.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 07:41 AM (UnA8+)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (arJlL)

24 18 Is there a generally accepted figure for how much time passed between the Ascension of Christ and the conversion of St.Paul?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

70 years?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (ex2Cx)

25 Hiya JJ !

And Thank You !

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (arJlL)

26 If Jussie Smollett and Amber Heard had a baby, it would be Cassidy Hutchinson.

-- someone on Twitter, don't remember who

Posted by: bed head at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (Y1sOo)

27

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 29, 2022 07:42 AM (SWi3y)

28 So, I think yesterday's score was: Sleepy Joe/Hunter corruption proven even to the satisfaction of the NYT; surprise Jan 6 witness testimony entirely discredited within an hour of her appearance, and then mocked for the rest of the day; abortion riots fail to take off; and Biden is wandering around Europe looking entirely lost, and refuses to reverse course on energy.

Our collapse continues.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:35 AM (UlAse)

This is fine. *sips morning tea*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (4I/2K)

29 Only 1 more day of pride month. I mean, where does the time go?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (AutJR)

30 Robert Spencer: "Is this what AOC and Pelosi wanted?"
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (dscaa)

31 These migrants were found in a semi trailer, correct? How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint? I'm no expert on vehicular logistics, but I'm fairly certain that tractor trailers are not particularly suited for off- road operations unless fitted out explicitly for agricultural or construction (which often renders the vehicle not road legal).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:43 AM (6FeV1)

32 The stakes are high; 21% of patients who catch COVID in the hospital never make it out, Kaiser Health News found — triple the death rate for patients who don’t catch COVID.

Wow who would have thought a disease would make the very very sick and dying dead?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (ex2Cx)

33 National Review’s Kevin Williamson Refuses to Give Trump Any Credit for Ending Roe
_________

You couldn't train an ape to fill Williamson's job. Apes are too smart for that.

(Just for the record, it was a Williamson column - not related to Trump, but to abortion - that caused me to give up on NRO.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (TgBWG)

34 Thank you, JJ.
What fresh new hell will the mass of pedophiles in charge unleash today?

Posted by: The Biden Abomination What Causes Desolation at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (jV+aN)

35 "Controlled demolition of the food and energy supply?"

It's not a question.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (H8QX8)

36 New litmus test for judges and politicians: Do you support overturning the overturning of Roe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (AutJR)

37 Does the California AG releasing names of concealed carry permit holders violate any statutes? If it does, would anyone care to take the side "he will be prosecuted" in a bet? Is there anyone left in our country who thinks Democrats and Republicans are governed by the same laws?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:45 AM (UlAse)

38 Happy Wednesday, everyone! The desperation of the J6 Kangaroo Court is like sweet nectar.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 29, 2022 07:46 AM (4olE8)

39 How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

iirc, Most trailers are not inspected when entering from Meheeco.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:46 AM (Msys3)

40 Pete Buttaboy is saying that air travel this weekend will be a challenge because of pilot shortages.

Can any of you name a Secretary of Transportation before this clown? He's managed to fuck up a no show job.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (i0slg)

41 Good morning and Happy Birthday, JJ. Today you share a birthday with the elder Son of Doof, who turns 23 today.

Good day to my fellow Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (+kj70)

42 TonyPete beat me to the feastday.

I'll just add that St. Peter and Paul are representative of the outreach to both the Jews (Peter) and the Gentiles (Paul).

St. Peter has another feast on February 22- the Chair of Peter, which celebrates him as the first Pope.

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (y40tE)

43 The Senate, led by Pence, installed that retard to do exactly what he has been doing.

That's their Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (Y274z)

44 37 Does the California AG releasing names of concealed carry permit holders violate any statutes?

That depends on whether those names were part of a public record. There was a reporter by the name of Christian Trejbal at the Roanoake Times that released the names of every person who had a carry permit. His argument was that it was publicly available.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (4olE8)

45 Well if the pilots can't reach the rudder, just pull the damn seat forward!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:48 AM (6FeV1)

46 (Just for the record, it was a Williamson column - not related to Trump, but to abortion - that caused me to give up on NRO.)

For me it was the infamous "Just Die Already, Small-Town Americans!" column.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (eiN05)

47 It remains unclear whether the victims used a Meta platform. Law enforcement said on Tuesday that they detained three people "believed to be part of a human smuggling operation."


It was unclear whether Parler was used to coordinate Jan 6, but they still got banned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (AutJR)

48 St. Peter has another feast on February 22- the Chair of Peter, which celebrates him as the first Pope.
Posted by: sal

And that Pope, was definitely Catholic.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:49 AM (Msys3)

49 FTP

Posted by: Broken Apple at June 29, 2022 07:50 AM (2pppK)

50 Anybody who wants to come into this country gets a night in the box.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:50 AM (vrz2I)

51 J.J.

In other political news, the conservative candidate for S.C. State Sup, of Education soundly defeated the squish, leftist supported candidate in our State wide runoff primary.

Those poll results represent a serious ass-whooping at the ballot box.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s24je

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (1n+EO)

52 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

53 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (y40tE)

54 Files leaked from the database included the home addresses, full names and dates of birth for every gun owner in the state, according to The Reload. The leak included the private information of 244 judges and 420 reserve officers in addition to thousands of private civilians.

In the near future, criminals will be directed by the government to the most lucrative homes and person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (ex2Cx)

55 Good morning dear morons and thanks JJ

That was just some self-soothing talk from Brett Baier after being flattened by Kari Lake on Monday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (EZebt)

56 The red flag laws have opened a pathway to gun confiscation and the California AG is just doing his duty as a Leftist insurrectionist to exploit it. Very predictable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (H8QX8)

57 Mornin', all! I see the Meat Puppet is pledging billions for "food security" this mornin'. 'Cause throw in' more money around has fixed so much recently.

Thanks for the newz, JJ. So nice of you to work on your birthday!

Posted by: Catherine at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (ZSsrh)

58 After More Than $50 Billion In Aid, Zelensky Wants Billions More From American Taxpayers
__________

So now he just wants $7 billion a month from us, or $84 billion a year?

F*ck this guy. This is not our fight, and not our responsibility. Our idiot government should never have given him a dime, let alone $50 billion to piss away. Let the Euros fund this crap. It's their backyard, not ours.

We've spent tens of billions already just to help hide the evidence of the Bidens and Kerrys and other Dim crooks' Ukraine corruption. Enough is enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (MvHI3)

59 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.
Posted by: sal

And that's no Bull!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (Msys3)

60 Doof!!

Happy birthday to Doof-Son!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)

61 The cattle deaths in Kansas were the result of days exposed to excessive heat. Cows can survive a lot, but they are unusually susceptible to heat. Our neighbor has about 8 right now and watching the cows jockey for position in what little shade they can find is sad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (BFigT)

62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

63 Zelensky is just trying to claw some of his money back, that's all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (6FeV1)

64 MS News headline: Pelosi receives communion in Vatican.

How did she not spontaneously combust?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (4I/2K)

65 Cassidy, Catsup and Catawampus....Oh My!

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (xu2px)

66 Bret Baier has had a tough week, between falling for Cassidy Hutchinson and getting flattened by Kari Lake as a "propagandist".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (6AztD)

67 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Probably ValJar.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (UnA8+)

68 Busy
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (2JBAr)

69 Ron Klain pulls Biden's strings. But who pulls his?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (i0slg)

70 Can any of you name a Secretary of Transportation before this clown? He's managed to fuck up a no show job.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:47 AM (i0slg)

Clintons was Pena. The new DIA was built on his families land and they got about 200 mil for land worth about 20 mil!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (ex2Cx)

71 Pffft, we've forgotten all about Ukraine.

We Stand With Whatever the New Thing Is!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (eiN05)

72 How did she not spontaneously combust?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (4I/2K)

If the officiant is illegitimate too, then it's just a cracker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (6FeV1)

73 MS News headline: Pelosi receives communion in Vatican.

How did she not spontaneously combust?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Her Eternal Reward is gonna be lit.

Eternally.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (Msys3)

74 I've been looking forward to the WVA v EPA decision like it's Christmas in June.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (i0slg)

75 The FDA conceded that it could point to no “immediate hazard” to the public from the Juul. It claimed that the company didn’t provide enough information on the Juul’s safety, but that claim is dubious—Juul spent more than $100 million on its application to the FDA.

Yet the FDA advisory panel was positively giddy at the prospect of jabbing everyone, including babies with the re-tooled, untested COVID vaxx with the Omicron spike. Just make a new spike mRNA and start jabbing without trials. Jabby jab jab!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (AutJR)

76 Ann Barnhardt did a good explanation of the cow die-off, putting it in perspective and telling people not to panic.

As a former Kansan and a cattle dealer, she knows her stuff.
Posted by: sal

And that's no Bull!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (Msys3)

She's outstanding in her field!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (4I/2K)

77 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Obama didn't run shit even when he was in office. Now, probably the people who ran Obama are running Biden now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 07:55 AM (r46W7)

78 Good morning! Bret Bair is ugly, fat and stupid. For the life of me I can't remember who did the show before him. I can see his face but the name escapes me. Anyway..I doubt he would have come on and breathlessly announced this "really moved the ball". What a putz.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (nxdel)

79 62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

Obama's far too lazy IMO. It's being run by a Deep State-UniParty cabal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (eiN05)

80 So now he just wants $7 billion a month from us, or $84 billion a year?

F*ck this guy. This is not our fight, and not our responsibility. Our idiot government should never have given him a dime, let alone $50 billion to piss away. Let the Euros fund this crap. It's their backyard, not ours.

We've spent tens of billions already just to help hide the evidence of the Bidens and Kerrys and other Dim crooks' Ukraine corruption. Enough is enough.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 07:52 AM (MvHI3)

Their entire economy is around 120 B

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (ex2Cx)

81 I'm with Dante. The deepest darkest reaches of Hell are cold, not hot. No light, no warmth, no nothing. Just cold, empty anguish.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:56 AM (6FeV1)

82 Trump had McConnells ChiCom spy/ wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (AutJR)

83 The country is mostly running on inertia.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (vrz2I)

84 "62 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (kHD5s)

Probably ValJar."

Or Jar-Jar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (1n+EO)

85 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (eiN05)

86 BREAKING: How cats say "meow" from around the world! See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (yikp0)

87 66 Bret Baier has had a tough week, between falling for Cassidy Hutchinson and getting flattened by Kari Lake as a "propagandist".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 07:54 AM (6AztD)

It will teach him and the rest of them nothing. They're totally ineducable. They will fall for the next ridiculous, unsubstantiated sensationalist anti-Trump or anti-MAGA scandal-ette with the same breathless hype.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (H8QX8)

88 The Fauci-Funded Peter Daszak is Now Working With Kremlin-Backed Researchers, Isolating New Chinese Coronavirus Strains

Not sure what to think on this one. On the one hand, Daszak is an evil piece of shit so plausible. On the other hand, anti-Russian "news" that fits in with a great deal of their previous propaganda.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (z99Zw)

89 How many pilots were fired for refusing the useless vaccines?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2022 07:57 AM (EZebt)

90 We have to have The Great Reset during Pride Month?!?!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (sJHOI)

91 Barnhardt cattle link:
https://tinyurl.com/3a7k2nxj

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (y40tE)

92 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

You have a beef with us doing that?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (Msys3)

93 The only difference between Bret Baier and a fireplug is that a dog wouldn't lift its leg to piss on him.
_______

Fact check: false. Dogs often lift their legs to piss on Bret Baier.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (TgBWG)

94 " Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley"

What's your beef?

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (vrz2I)

95 "falling for Cassidy Hutchinson"

Meanwhile they ignore the Hunter scandal, which is as salacioulsy hot a story as you'll ever see,

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 07:58 AM (i0slg)

96 "How many pilots were fired for refusing the useless vaccines?"

Probably fewer than the total Active, Reserve and Guard members who refused the jab, and now risk discharge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (1n+EO)

97 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (ex2Cx)

98 86 BREAKING: How cats say "meow" from around the world! See the sock link.

Interesting. They left out Pidgin though. Probably something like "kat-tok."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (eiN05)

99 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.
__________

For my money: Xi Jinping

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (BFigT)

100 and then the cow puns started...

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

101 TNSTAAFL

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (ex2Cx)

102 I think the junta is being run by Cassidy Huchisons younger sister.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (AutJR)

103 Doof!!

Happy birthday to Doof-Son!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 07:53 AM (1n+EO)


Howdy VIA - and thanks!

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (+kj70)

104 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


No whey!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (022x+)

105 100 and then the cow puns started...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

Have to save the fish puns for the art thread.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (UnA8+)

106 SCOTUS Hands Democrat Election "Fixer’s" Law Firm Another Big Defeat

Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled that political gerrymanders are fine but racial ones are not?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (z99Zw)

107 The Louisiana redistricting yesterday was thing of beauty. Only one paragraph long, total slapdown!

The Obama Judge had decided that she could appoint herself to take the place of the entire Legislature and dictate the congressional districts by decree, just because she wanted to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (r46W7)

108 Posted by: rhennigantx

What a difference a year makes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (AutJR)

109 I had a great great Uncle that was at the Battle of Cowpuns.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (vrz2I)

110 The iPhone is 15 years old today.

Maryland woman collects 3rd lottery jackpot in 5 years.

Brown University drops 'No Whites' class after complaints.

2nd man gored by bison at Yellowstone Park.

The world is a crazy MFing place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (4I/2K)

111 Speaking of cows, Brett Baier has grazed a few Golden Corrals.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (88xKn)

112 52 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

It's not a dumpster fire for them?

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM (y40tE)

113 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Yes, please, it's getting udderly ridiculous

Posted by: bed head at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (Y1sOo)

114 Generic question: If you fairly testify in court that I did something i both didn't do and physically couldn't do, could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (6FeV1)

115 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (eiN05)

116 More SCROTUS opinions today. Hopefully W.VA vs EPA is ruled in our favor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (MkYsY)

117 Meanwhile idiots in Calif vote to defund police in their community.

https://tinyurl.com/48zhkrx4

Posted by: jewells45 at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (nxdel)

118 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

119
Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled that political gerrymanders are fine but racial ones are not?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:00 AM (z99Zw)

Yes, they have. And looking at the Obama Judges "reasoning" for appointing herself to be the new legislature; she said "statistics say Louisiana population is 1/3 black, therefore I decree that 2 out of the 6 congressional districts must be guaranteed to elect a black representative." Seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (r46W7)

120 What are the chances that the Dems float giving us another say $1000 before the mid-terms, you know, to help Americans during this tough time that is totally Putin's fault.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (Rcp6g)

121 Yep. The SS story is definitely one of the "Never happened, bit OMG can you believe he did it?" Stories. He probably called the SS agents suckers and losers, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (AutJR)

122 "10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent, while grabbing a woman by her puthy.

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (1n+EO)

123 What are the chances that the Dems float giving us another say $1000 before the mid-terms, you know, to help Americans during this tough time that is totally Putin's fault.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (Rcp6g)

And forgiving student loans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (lSL3/)

124 Can we just cud it out with the cow puns?
-------------------------
Or you'll hoof it?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (yikp0)

125 Happy B-day to Doof-son!

Yesterday was the grandson's- he turned 16.
Still shocked by the man's voice coming our of his phone.
Sniff...

Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (y40tE)

126 Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (r46W7)

Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of ballots...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (6FeV1)

127 As one of the evening news hosts pointed out Cassidy's fake narrative smacked of the Steele Dossier, lots of outrageous lies and hearsay. And yet, one incredibly stupid talking head praised Cassidy for "saving democracy," FFS.

Yeah, just like Vindeman did.


Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (4h9M3)

128 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (eiN05)
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It's already been 5-6 years and "people" still claim that he's a Russian stooge for Putin.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (YIVH2)

129 And on ace's and others' recommendation, I managed to get an IMAX seat for Maverick last night. Thank you all. That was EXACTLY what my summer needed.

Posted by: Catherine at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (ZSsrh)

130 Morning horde. God bless this crew.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (8Qoxs)

131 Generic question: If you fairly testify in court that I did something i both didn't do and physically couldn't do, could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:02 AM (6FeV1)

Go for 1st degree Judicial Distrangement. On one of those blue paper backed thingys.

Posted by: Louis Tulley, Official CPA to the Ghostbusters and their criminal defense lawyer at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (4I/2K)

132 Paging Shorty the Leprechaun!

Shorty please pick up the white phone.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (ex2Cx)

133 could I sue you for disparagement or something like that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Congress can literally say anything about you and it is totes fine. Just politics, you see.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (AutJR)

134 99 I have a serious question. Who is really running this country now? Some are saying it's Obama.

No one person. A loosely-organized aggregate of democrat eminence grises (former Obama higher-ups and party money-men) along with Biden's wife, with directions filtered down through the people directly around Biden, with the X factor of the senile fool's braying eruptions in the mix.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (H8QX8)

135 Who's picking the Maryland lottery winners, Dominion?

I won the lottery three times and voted for Biden 50 times!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (eiN05)

136 and then the cow puns started...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (y40tE)

Have to save the fish puns for the art thread.
Posted by: Allie

Why? For the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:06 AM (022x+)

137 "The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear."

We give our all for public service.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 29, 2022 08:06 AM (vrz2I)

138 118 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. Considering the contenders for the top spot of D.C. stupidity, that's a pretty high bar to clear.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

This "trial" in Congress is reminding me of one of the best early Black Adder episodes, when he is accused of being A WITCH!!! At one point, the court calls in his Horse to testify, and brings it into court, the horse whinnies. The Judge asks the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, "did he just agree with you?" The Witchsmeller says, "No my lord, it was a Neigh, but I think he was lying!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (r46W7)

139 This gay man (Deroy Murdock) who appears to be on the conservative side of the political spectrum and writes for the "NY Post' doesn't like how the pride movement is now is an "Alphabet Assault" and he wittily and somewhat darkly comments about the LBGT etc, etc movement, "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign":

https://tinyurl.com/mws3zvhd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (FZ2cV)

140 This "trial" in Congress is reminding me of one of the best early Black Adder episodes, when he is accused of being A WITCH!!! At one point, the court calls in his Horse to testify, and brings it into court, the horse whinnies. The Judge asks the Witchsmeller Pursuivant, "did he just agree with you?" The Witchsmeller says, "No my lord, it was a Neigh, but I think he was lying!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:07 AM (r46W7)
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When a comedy television show makes more sense than a real life event, we have a serious problem with reality...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (YIVH2)

141 I'm not enjoying the stupid part of America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (DcKNO)

142 Happy B-day to Doof-son!

Yesterday was the grandson's- he turned 16.
Still shocked by the man's voice coming our of his phone.
Sniff...
Posted by: sal at June 29, 2022 08:04 AM (y40tE)


Thanks - and happy belated to your grandson!

When did we get old???

Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (+kj70)

143 Look at this "administration". Does it look like there's some mastermind pulling the strings on this puppet show? Or does it look like a pile of broken marionettes flailing around on a vibration table?

It's all just entropy. Doesn't take much energy or intelligence to shake everything to shit. Natural disorder will do that just fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (6FeV1)

144 If I was really gay, which I am still not, I wouldn't want to be associated with the rest of those weirdos either.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (vrz2I)

145 When did we get old???
Posted by: Doof at June 29, 2022 08:08 AM (+kj70)
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As soon as you turned 29+

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:09 AM (YIVH2)

146 That ludicrous fabrication from this Cassidy chick should've been met with howls of laughter right from the get-go by all. I mean, come on. At least try and be believable. It was so stupid, so obviously a pack of lies that the girl should be jettisoned to the moon. But it will be parroted by idiots like Sid and its fellow imbeciles in the Democrat base forevermore. No amount of counter arguments from the SS themselves will get them to reevaluate their colossal gullibility...because they want to believe it's true. I damn the "media" for having zero compunction in peddling that garbage.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (sVtYq)

147 BTW, China Joe didn't just refuse the G7 'suggestions' about increasing natural gas/oil processing but told Boris to get lost over 'temporarily' turning biofuels' land over to real food production during the crisis.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (yikp0)

148 The stakes are high; 21% of patients who catch COVID in the hospital never make it out, Kaiser Health News found — triple the death rate for patients who don’t catch COVID.

Wow who would have thought a disease would make the very very sick and dying dead?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:44 AM (ex2Cx)


Imagine if we treated people instead of saying "Oh, Pfizer, great and mighty, spare us death from the sniffles."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (z99Zw)

149 The only difference between Bret Baier and a fireplug is that a dog wouldn't lift its leg to piss on him.

And there are skidmarks in front of a dead snake!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (ex2Cx)

150 I think this Cassidy bint is really a Trump planted saboteur.

Makes the committee look even more ridiculous and fake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (MkYsY)

151 Trump, the Most Investigated Man Ever, amazingly dodges yet another nasty smear, in the process exposing his detractors as criminal perjurers and corrupt smear merchants.

The guy constantly amazes me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (KXyQ2)

152 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.

Assaulted? Big deal. - Vince Foster

Posted by: Case at June 29, 2022 08:11 AM (kHD5s)

153 "If I was really gay, which I am still not,"

Little VIA works with a lesbian who is as much to the right as the rest of us here. We enjoy her company, and talk often.

Her biggest heartburn is 'Those fcuking alphabet people who just won't leave me the hell alone, to live my life'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

154 That ludicrous fabrication from this Cassidy chick should've been met with howls of laughter right from the get-go by all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:10 AM (sVtYq)

Same as "Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch." They don't care. It's all about news cycles and narratives and mockery material for their baboons.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (H8QX8)

155 My favorite part of Hop a Long Cassidy's yarn was when she said Trump tried to grab the steering wheel but grabbed the SS agent's neck instead.

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (4h9M3)

156 "Corrupt institutions could do nothing if there were no members of law enforcement, from the local police to FBI agents, willing to act as the brute enforcers of state dictates."

Which is precisely why they're hated. They choose to be that....in exchange for extra privileges.
They're an occupying army. The antithesis of freedom. NOT your "protectors."

Posted by: Broken Apple at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (2pppK)

157 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)


The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (z99Zw)

158 Twenty minutes after Uzuegbunam began speaking on the day allowed by his permit, another campus police officer again told him to stop, this time saying that people had complained about his speech. Campus policy prohibited using the free speech zone to say anything that “disturbs the peace and/or comfort of person(s).”

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (ex2Cx)

159 Is Saturday Night Live finding anything about this administration to perform skits about?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

160 Hmm this is interesting.

New

EXOTHERMIC TECHNOLOGIES PULSEFIRE UBF UNDERBARREL FLAMETHROWER

At PSA.

Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (vrz2I)

161 Remember every tail the Democrats tell about Trump, turns out to be about one of them. So I want to know when Joey Shit For Brains grabbed a steering wheel.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (ZEHVO)

162 154 Same as "Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch." They don't care. It's all about news cycles and narratives and mockery material for their baboons.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:12 AM (H8QX

And confirmation bias. "Well of COURSE the most evil man alive would do that. I don't NEED proof, I KNOW he did it, he's the most evil man alive!"

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (UnA8+)

163 "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign":

I would put that on a whiteboard sign, but there are some topics I just stay away from because I think that my house might be vandalized, which is probably cowardly of me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (FZ2cV)

164 At PSA.
Posted by: fd, still not gay at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (vrz2I)

Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1)

165 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 07:59 AM (ex2Cx)

👍

Kroger's big promo this week is USDA Choice whole untrimmed brisket at $1.87/lb, with coupon. I was going to do some chicken or a pork loin, but at that price, I can't let it pass by.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:15 AM (4I/2K)

166 No one person. A loosely-organized aggregate of democrat eminence grises (former Obama higher-ups and party money-men) along with Biden's wife, with directions filtered down through the people directly around Biden, with the X factor of the senile fool's braying eruptions in the mix.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:05 AM (H8QX

to paraphrase a well known line - when *everyone* in the Dem party is running things, No One Is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:15 AM (r46W7)

167 No whey!
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Stop milking it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)

168 Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1)
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With or without the laser beam attachments?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

169 With or without the laser beam attachments?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

On the rifle, or on the sharks?

Nevermind. Yes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (6FeV1)

170 "Feh. Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale."

Traditionally that happens during the Independence Day sale.

Watch your inbox for an announcement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (1n+EO)

171 The cow puns are udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (sR3gr)

172 "Let me know when they finally put the shark launcher on sale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

Well with the chainsaw and flamethrower attachments there's no room anyway.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (vrz2I)

173 "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign"

--

Heh. Or German! And you know who else was German...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (sVtYq)

174 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (NRiLJ)

175 How, precisely, does one transit such a vehicle across the southern border without traveling through a border checkpoint?
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NAFTA

In law, some companies are allowed to skip inspections.

In practice, all are.

This is not the 1st trailer full of bodies of illegals that's been found

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 08:18 AM (Zf0+a)

176 Instead, the OSC slapped Granholm with a warning, writing that she had not received “significant” training on the Hatch Act before making those comments.

A biotch slap would have done moar good!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:18 AM (ex2Cx)

177 A group of unarmed protesters take pictures in the people's House...after being let in = worst terrorist incident in America...ever.

An armed would be assassin tries to kill an SC justice, when a major decision hangs in the balance = hoohum

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (ESjRY)

178 174 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (NRiLJ)

The academic and political elite think we simply don't deserve it.

And the WEF demands mass population reduction.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (UnA8+)

179 I think this Cassidy bint is really a Trump planted saboteur.


Yup, and these dems were planted all thru out the Gov especially in State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2022 08:19 AM (lSL3/)

180 She should be charged with perjury and sent to jail.

Posted by: vic /S at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (mZwKe)

181 Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

My groceries bill is up 50% from the Trump years, and I don't buy anything unusual.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (ESjRY)

182 10 years from now people will still be claiming Drumpf assaulted a secret service agent.
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Using a plastic turkey covered in ketchup.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (yikp0)

183 We need to moooove the cow puns to another thread.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (ex2Cx)

184 Fun fact: the Welsh word for the number 5 is pump. Pronounced "pimp".

Pimp slap: five fingers.

Awesome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (6FeV1)

185 Notice how Hot Wheels Abbott-- well aware of the regular flow of trailers full of illegals-- hasn't said a word about the need for greater inspection?

Open borders squish.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM (Zf0+a)

186 Twenty minutes after Uzuegbunam began speaking on the day allowed by his permit, another campus police officer again told him to stop, this time saying that people had complained about his speech. Campus policy prohibited using the free speech zone to say anything that “disturbs the peace and/or comfort of person(s).”
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (ex2Cx)

Free Speech Zone. They keep using those words. I do not think the words mean what they think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (4I/2K)

187 Notice how Hot Wheels Abbott-- well aware of the regular flow of trailers full of illegals-- hasn't said a word about the need for greater inspection?

If only there was a way to give a DeSantis spine infusion to Abbott and the other GOP governors.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (ESjRY)

188 Cow puns are my kine of puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 08:21 AM (sR3gr)

189 test

Posted by: vic at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (mZwKe)

190 Free Speech with purchase of equal or lesser priced Speech.

Offer does not apply in AK, HI, or outlying territories.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (6FeV1)

191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (1n+EO)

192 The Art Thread may provide greener pastures.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:22 AM (vrz2I)

193 >>>President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of the presidential limo and then lunged at a Secret Service agent because he wanted to join the protesters at the Capitol.

In a twist, President Trump grabbed the steering wheel of their narrative and wrekt their flimsy clown car of a show trial.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (nByzo)

194 test2

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (mZwKe)

195 No whey!
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Stop milking it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)

Cheese it with the cow puns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (4I/2K)

196 Cow puns are my kine of puns.

Would you steak your reputation on that? Because I have a real beef with people that can't deliver on their promises.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (ESjRY)

197 The Democratic Colorado Super PAC has dropped at least $2.5 million on the GOP Senate primary

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (ex2Cx)

198 Heh. Or German! And you know who else was German...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (sVtYq)

Anyone who voted for Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:23 AM (FZ2cV)

199 No whey!
--------------------
Stop milking it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yikp0)


OH YEAH THE CREAM WILL RISE TO THE TOP!

Posted by: Randy Machoman Savage at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (ESjRY)

200 If it was heat killing cattle, they'd have been dying by the hundreds of thousands in TX for as long as anyone could remember. They don't, and it didn't happen in KS either. That is not how cows die from some sort of natural stress event. In natural events the weakest die first then stronger animals, they don't all go at once, which happened in this event. Even disease generally follows the weakest go first extinction scenario. Poison, on the other hand, does not.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (ZEHVO)

201 "And to those who entered this country illegally during the last administration, rest assured we will hunt you, find you, and deport you". Suggested line for PDT's or Desantis' Inauguration address.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (lz5hY)

202 The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood



And meanwhile, virtually every EV vehicle is under some form of recall.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (lTGtQ)

203 Is Saturday Night Live finding anything about this administration to perform skits about?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

Ummmmmmm......No.

Posted by: Chevy Chase, Fat, Old and Still Not Funny at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (xu2px)

204 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.
____________

And most of them don't follow politics either. Also, we don't know what the lefty NGO's organizing these invasions are telling the illegals, but it's probably safe to assume that there are lots of promises about how they'll get high-paying jobs in the U.S., lots of "free" taxpayer-funded goodies (monthly food stamps, free healthcare in U.S. hospitals, etc.).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 08:24 AM (MvHI3)

205 pi]191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It also purported that Donald J Trump purchased the airline tickets for the 911 terrorists .

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (MkYsY)

206 The gol-danged Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (4I/2K)

207 Puerto Rico police find nearly 2,000 pot plants being grown in former addiction treatment centre.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (yikp0)

208 Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


Fundamental transformation. They meant it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (H8QX8)

209 What am I doing wrong with that /s?

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:26 AM (mZwKe)

210 Puerto Rico police find nearly 2,000 pot plants being grown in former addiction treatment centre.

Hey Dad could you wire me money for a trip to PR? I smell a business opportunity.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 29, 2022 08:26 AM (ESjRY)

211 The Biden administration has been working for more than a year to restore the 2015 Iran nuclear deal.

Dems love capitulating to their Mohammdan Overlords.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (ex2Cx)

212 191 In breaking news, it can now be reported that after computer enhancement of the Zapruder film, Donald Trump can be clearly seen on the grassy knoll.

Rifle in hand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It also purported that Donald J Trump purchased the airline tickets for the 911 terrorists .
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:25 AM (MkYsY)

and he comped their rooms at Mar A Lago while they took flight training classes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (4I/2K)

213 I though hearsay evidence wasn't allowed in a court of law. Oh yeah, this is a lynch mob show trail so it's OK.


I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)

214 Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.

Impoverishing the working/middle class is a BONUS from the junta's perspective.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (ESjRY)

215 We need to moooove the cow puns to another thread.
Posted by: rhennigantx



After ruminating on it for bit, decided that I cud not bring myself to udder yet another bovine tail and horn in on these cow puns!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (hOUT3)

216 Cassidy Hutchinson was reading a script provided to her. It's the same old routine the left trots out every time. Her lawyer is already walking back her story as some, like Baier go ape-shit and oversell the script.

It does however give the J6 committee a reason to try and "disqualify" Trump from dabbling in politics again. In this case the truth doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (BFigT)

217 How thoroughly fucked up is Mexico that people are *still* trying to climb into this burning dumpster of a country right now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:51 AM (6FeV1)

The vast majority of people coming in aren't Mexicans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic,


How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (022x+)

218 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)

Involves two adjacent seat plane tickets and a seat belt extender. The rest is just chutzpah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (6FeV1)

219 How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?

As the song goes...

EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA...EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (ESjRY)

220 “I think that there can be no higher priority than what we have been clear is our highest priority, which is bringing down the cost and the prices as much as we possibly can and we will stay focused on that.”

Thank you for that kamala. I feel so much better now.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (dr4Q1)

221 213 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)


She is now begging Democrats to vote for her in the primary because Republicans will not.

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (mZwKe)

222 Angels reliever, Archie Bradley, out for at least a month after breaking his elbow during bench-clearing brawl against the Mariners last Sunday.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:29 AM (yikp0)

223
My groceries bill is up 50% from the Trump years, and I don't buy anything unusual.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 08:20 AM


it should take more than one trip from the truck to the kitchen to bring in $90 worth of groceries

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 08:30 AM (ENBF0)

224 If it was heat killing cattle, they'd have been dying by the hundreds of thousands in TX for as long as anyone could remember. They don't, and it didn't happen in KS either. That is not how cows die from some sort of natural stress event. In natural events the weakest die first then stronger animals, they don't all go at once, which happened in this event. Even disease generally follows the weakest go first extinction scenario. Poison, on the other hand, does not.
Posted by: An Observation


DING DING DING!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:30 AM (022x+)

225 218 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (MxEKc)

Involves two adjacent seat plane tickets and a seat belt extender. The rest is just chutzpah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (6FeV1)

The Truth is out - Liz Cheney never actually had anything to do with Wyoming. The Cheney family (and the Bush family org) used it as a "rotten borough" that they could easily control to put one of their own (who really only ever knew DC and its suburbs) into an important office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:31 AM (r46W7)

226 How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?
___________

Presione uno para espanol.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 08:31 AM (MvHI3)

227 "The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. "

Good, but not as great as the story that Trump hired Russian hookers to pee on his Moscow hotel room bed because Obama had previoulsy slept in it.

In the NHL they'd be whistled for Embellishment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:31 AM (i0slg)

228 Re: Amazon & Pro-Choice employee demands

Biden Warns Amazon ‘Here We Come’ After New York Union Vote. (Bloomberg and others, April 6, 2022)


Yes, it's relevant.

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 08:32 AM (NIYa7)

229 $90 will not even cover the bottom of the shopping cart now. And yes, it is ALL Biden's fault.

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:32 AM (mZwKe)

230 The answer from a Leftard on Ukraine as to why they're ignoring it now is that the war has "slowed down" and is "not as interesting". I'm sure "Uke" will be happy to hear that they're just not getting slaughtered fast enough to hold the Left's interest anymore.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:32 AM (9AGUW)

231 >>218 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.
Posted by: Ripley

Kevin McCarthy could ask her about that during the next Republican house conference.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:32 AM (MkYsY)

232 Coors Light announced that it is making a special beer to celebrate the Avs.

“Colorado brought home the cup. We’re filling it with championship ice,” Coors said.

Coors said the limited-edition beer will be made with shavings from the Avs’ championship ice.

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (geLO8)

233 209 What am I doing wrong with that /s?
Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:26 AM (mZwKe)


Maybe you screwed up the format?

it is [^s] test to be struck [^/s^]

Where the ^ is NOT inserted in the comment you "post", thus

test to be struck !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (hOUT3)

234 Thank you, JJ, for the update on Mary Miller, who was brave enough to sign the letter decrying detention conditions for J6 detainees. Good for her.

Talking with one of my relatives who believes that IL has increased population while losing a seat in the House, she somehow also believes that placement of solar panels on a house (ie, a northeast orientation) does not matter for energy savings.

I love my dearests, but my patience is really strained with the magical thinking.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (MIKMs)

235 Maryland woman collects 3rd lottery jackpot in 5 years.
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That would signal Investigation time. Someone got greedy.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (9AGUW)

236 211 The Biden administration has been working for more than a year to restore the 2015 Iran nuclear deal.

Dems love capitulating to their Mohammdan Overlords.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:27 AM (ex2Cx)

I have always believed that Valerie Jarrett (born in Iran) and all of her extended network have been the ones behind all of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:34 AM (r46W7)

237 When does Congress break for the summer so we don't have to have anymore of this ridiculous J6 show trial?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 08:34 AM (FZ2cV)

238 Pelosi meets with Pope, then receives communion at Vatican service. Boy do they have some strong principles there or what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 08:35 AM (Rcp6g)

239 Maryland woman collects 3rd lottery jackpot in 5 years.
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That would signal Investigation time. Someone got greedy.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (9AGUW)


Please tell me her last name was not Hogan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:35 AM (hOUT3)

240 Still yapping on the radio propaganda about the the lying interns testimony as if she was first hand witness, there were no challengers and she was more than some gopher.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:35 AM (MxEKc)

241 Besides inflation, shrinkflation is in full swing. Go buy a couple cans of tuna. And the mayo to go with it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 29, 2022 08:35 AM (lz5hY)

242 Credit to oilfield rando twitter - why is no one bringing up that the epa under Biden is reclassifying the Permian basin with some new stricter pollution designation that is going to increase gas prices even more. That’s around 40% of our oil

Posted by: Theitguy at June 29, 2022 08:36 AM (vba5e)

243 "The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. "

Good, but not as great as the story that Trump hired Russian hookers to pee on his Moscow hotel room bed because Obama had previoulsy slept in it.

In the NHL they'd be whistled for Embellishment.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:31 AM (i0slg)

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Posted by: P.T. Barnum via H.L. Mencken at June 29, 2022 08:36 AM (4I/2K)

244 218 I really don't know how Liz Cheney can go back to her district and face her constituents.
_________

She knows her real constituents are on K Street, in the big-bucks lobbying firm she hopes to join after she gets her bleached blond, lying, wrinkled old ass booted out of congress.

The Republican voters in Wyoming are just the insignificant stepping stones she stomps on on her way to K Street.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 08:36 AM (MvHI3)

245 231

...the same way Hillary does, of course.

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:36 AM (4h9M3)

246 go to a country where they don't speak the language?
___________
Presione uno para espanol.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB


You haven't been to a Home Depot or WalMArt recently I take it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:37 AM (hOUT3)

247 Ha, ha.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
So far, Trump's second term has been a huge success. He has several major SCOTUS victories, looks better than ever compared to Biden, and the Jan6 theater just went full Jussie. You can't win harder than that.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:37 AM (yikp0)

248 174 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

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Or they're very heavily, personally invested.

Posted by: Lola at June 29, 2022 08:37 AM (NIYa7)

249 How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?
___________

Presione uno para espanol.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB


No habla espanol. Lo siento.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (022x+)

250 "Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
So far, Trump's second term has been a huge success. He has several major SCOTUS victories, looks better than ever compared to Biden, and the Jan6 theater just went full Jussie. You can't win harder than that.
Posted by: andycanuck "



Plus the Dems are still trying to impeach him and remove him from office.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (MxEKc)

251 We fought the Battle of Cowpuns with the British during the Revolution.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (sR3gr)

252 Since I don't watch teevee newz anymore, I was taken aback by how much of an apparatchik hack Bret Baier has become. Tossing accusations at Kari Lake, then constantly interrupting her with more accusations as she tries to address his bullshit.

He used to be known for asking thoughtful questions then sitting back and letting the guest answer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (Dc2NZ)

253 test

Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:39 AM (mZwKe)

254 The Truth is out - Liz Cheney never actually had anything to do with Wyoming. The Cheney family (and the Bush family org) used it as a "rotten borough" that they could easily control to put one of their own (who really only ever knew DC and its suburbs) into an important office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:31 AM (r46W7)

Some people will do anything to get into public office.

Posted by: Mitt And His Magic Undies at June 29, 2022 08:39 AM (xu2px)

255 "The story about Trump in his limo is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard come out of D.C. "

Good, but not as great as the story that Trump hired Russian hookers to pee on his Moscow hotel room bed because Obama had previoulsy slept in it.

In the NHL they'd be whistled for Embellishment.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Ahhh, but in soccer, Trump would get a red card because of her flop.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:39 AM (022x+)

256 Good morning, JJ.

Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:39 AM (WWh8n)

257 Talking with one of my relatives who believes that IL has increased population while losing a seat in the House, she somehow also believes that placement of solar panels on a house (ie, a northeast orientation) does not matter for energy savings.

I love my dearests, but my patience is really strained with the magical thinking.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (MIKMs)

Wow - you got me to look up Illinois population numbers, no wonder that state is screwed. Illinois population is estimated to be 12.79 million currently; of that number, 8.9 million live in the Chicago metro area. Damn!!!!

to contrast, Texas population is blowing through the 30 million mark this year, after having been 25 million in 2010.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:40 AM (r46W7)

258 All incumbent RINO's in Utah won their races last night. Inbreeding is real people.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:40 AM (MkYsY)

259 Plus the Dems are still trying to impeach him and remove him from office.
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (MxEKc)


Reliable WH sources have told me that you could akways tell when President Trump is actually in the Imperial auto because that is when the Secret Service hangs a noose from the rear-view mirror!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:41 AM (hOUT3)

260 Except Mike Lee

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:41 AM (MkYsY)

261 Briefly saw the big red chyron on MSNBC while scrolling through channels. Trump and Meadows Sent Armed People to the Capitol per Aide.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2022 08:41 AM (pdT3z)

262 253 test
Posted by: vic s/ at June 29, 2022 08:39 AM (mZwKe)


I think you got it
same format for i b u

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 29, 2022 08:42 AM (hOUT3)

263 SCOTUS is on a roll, first with Roe, Bruen and the football coach praying case and now this. Even with all of these cases, it's important to not apply a venturi effect to our nether regions since aside from Alito and Thomas the other advertisted-as-originalist judges may yet go off the rails in the future. But these cases, especially the first three, were absolute titanic wins.
++++
Yes. If history is our guide - and I see no reason it shouldn't be - the three new justices will eventually feel their power and let the hate flow through them as they move to the left. For now, though, they're delivering a lot of victories. If this behavior continues, they will be the first crop of justices that breaks the historical mold of lurching toward state power once seated. That would be a major thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:42 AM (WWh8n)

264 Bret Know It All Baier asking thoughtful questions is funny. I'd much rather watch Greta van Susteren, painful as she is to look at.

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:42 AM (4h9M3)

265 test
Posted by: vic s/


Now, do that with b, i, and u for bold, italicize & underline.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:42 AM (022x+)

266 "she somehow also believes that placement of solar panels on a house (ie, a northeast orientation) does not matter for energy savings."

The moss growing on them provides an extra layer of insulation.

Posted by: fd at June 29, 2022 08:43 AM (vrz2I)

267 Maryland woman collects 3rd lottery jackpot in 5 years.
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I don't know. There was that Aussie several years ago who won a pick-6 type lottery and a local TV news crew had him go to the convenience store where he'd bought the ticket; told him to do a scratch & win and he won a large prize on that ticket -- like $25-grand and not, say, 50 bucks!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:43 AM (yikp0)

268 "A Texas county judge sided with abortion providers and temporarily blocked the enforcement of a pre-Roe law Tuesday, allowing clinics to perform abortion procedures in the state."

*

Remember when when SCOTUS made Gay Marriage a law and that poor clerk in Kentucky had the full force of the federal government brought down upon her because she understood that her office didn't have the legislative ability to change the wording of the documents?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:43 AM (CZqhy)

269 263 Yes. If history is our guide - and I see no reason it shouldn't be - the three new justices will eventually feel their power and let the hate flow through them as they move to the left. For now, though, they're delivering a lot of victories. If this behavior continues, they will be the first crop of justices that breaks the historical mold of lurching toward state power once seated. That would be a major thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:42 AM (WWh8n)

=========

If WV v EPA goes the way we want...I can't wait for the next session.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

270 Glad to see Boebert beat her RINO competitor last night.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (MkYsY)

271 Kevin Williamson hates his father you know...

Posted by: Inogame at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (53oGX)

272 NYC mayor hints Giuliani may be investigated for filing a false police report claiming he was assaulted.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (yikp0)

273 Real GDP dropped 1.6% in first quarter.Worse than expected

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

274 I love my dearests, but my patience is really strained with the magical thinking.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 08:33 AM (MIKMs)

'Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (ex2Cx)

275 Green political power over the Biden Junta is astounding.

The world is so desperate for American oil that Macron publicly begs for it, American inflation is raging and more economists are finally acknowledging it is only curable via more domestic drilling, and consumers are entering July 4 holiday travel facing world record gas prices. Despite all of these rotten facts, the Junta stolidly refuses to change course.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 08:17 AM (NRiLJ)


Could this be the thing which destroys the environmental movement as a political behemoth?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (z99Zw)

276 You haven't been to a Home Depot or WalMArt recently I take it?
___________

Si, asi es como se que se habla espanol en todas partes de los estados unidos, e incluso por telefono!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (MvHI3)

277 273 Real GDP dropped 1.6% in first quarter.Worse than expected
Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

========

A downward revision?

Who could have guessed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (LvTSG)

278 Insurance companies have a concept called "Attractive Nuisance". What this means, for example you're not allowed to put a trampoline in your front yard right next to the sidewalk where little kids walk to school.

Washington DC politicians have created an "Attractive Nuisance" by their policies - generous welfare "benefits" and a policy of de-criminalizing every aspect of people everywhere to make their way to America illegally. So-called "Birthright citizenship" interpretations of the constitution have made it a crisis.

That's why they are finding tractor trailers full of dead migrants - and then they have the audacity to blame others for the situation they cause.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2022 08:45 AM (62au8)

279 Cow puns are my kine of puns.

--

I'm personally going to...steer clear.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:45 AM (sVtYq)

280 I want to know when Joey Shit For Brains grabbed a steering wheel.
Posted by: An Observation


Walkin' to the south out of Roanoke
I caught a trucker out of Philly had a nice long toke
But he's a-heading west from the Cumberland gap
To Johnson City, Tennessee
That's when I grabbed the wheel.

Tales of a demented grandfather as recounted by Truckin Joe Biden to Brett Baier.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 08:45 AM (T5YGK)

281 This testimony is, first of all, stunning because we haven’t heard this. Two, it is compelling because of her proximity to power all of these people directly having conversations with her
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It's "stunning" because he hadn't heard it before? It's compelling because of "proximity to power?" This says a lot more about Baier than he probably intended. He's a sycophant who gets off on power, and has a childlike fascination with the new even if it is fake. This guy probably still thinks that storks deliver children to loving parents in the dead of night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:45 AM (WWh8n)

282 275 Could this be the thing which destroys the environmental movement as a political behemoth?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (z99Zw)

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Could it be that the environmental movement, as it currently stands around climate change, was never an actual behemoth but only a paper tiger held up by the establishment power structure in an effort to exert ever-increasing control over American lives?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:46 AM (LvTSG)

283 lyin biotch

BREAKING: Former White House lawyer Eric Herschmann says that it is not true that Cassidy Hutchinson wrote the handwritten note that she testified on Tuesday that she wrote. He says it's not true because he was the one who wrote the note.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:46 AM (ex2Cx)

284 Briefly saw the big red chyron on MSNBC while scrolling through channels. Trump and Meadows Sent Armed People to the Capitol per Aide.

--

...though no arms were ever found.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (sVtYq)

285 Could this be the thing which destroys the environmental movement as a political behemoth?

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The part that scares me is, as a car enthusiast, I've watched and read articles about auto manufacturers switching tooling to electric vehicles for a decade or so, and how it's a done deal. This is like COVID and the mail in ballots. This isn't something that will be derailed because of something pesky like "it doesn't affect 99.97% of the population"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (CZqhy)

286 Umm, what? The border is closed? Does anyone want to tell that to the countless number of illegal immigrants headed to our southern border right now or the illegal immigrants who are being housed in government facilities or quite literally shipped to other states in the country’s interior?
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SHHHHH! Without this system, the money all dries up. If the border is actually open, there'd be little money to be made in trafficking. If the border is actually closed, there'd be little money to be made - and a lot more risk - in trafficking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (WWh8n)

287 268 "A Texas county judge sided with abortion providers and temporarily blocked the enforcement of a pre-Roe law Tuesday, allowing clinics to perform abortion procedures in the state."

At least these are just holding actions for the left while they process their loss; I understand it's a 60 day delay to allow a court to weigh in officially on it - and in light of the law and the SCOTUS decision, the Court has to come down on the side of the State.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (r46W7)

288 Chevron Selling California Property – Moving Company And Jobs To Texas

Even London Bridge has fallen down and moved

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (ex2Cx)

289 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (Dc2NZ)

I had his number when he got the gig to "interview" Obama in Prime Time with hard-hitting questions from the "other side" and ended up letting Obama cuddle and teabag him while begging for more.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (XIdlk)

290 288 Chevron Selling California Property – Moving Company And Jobs To Texas

Even London Bridge has fallen down and moved
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (ex2Cx)

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It'd be cool if the CEO class could abandon Democrats...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

291 ...though no arms were ever found.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (sVtYq)

Only gun use on J6 was Byrd killing Ashlii!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:49 AM (ex2Cx)

292 The part that scares me is, as a car enthusiast, I've watched and read articles about auto manufacturers switching tooling to electric vehicles for a decade or so, and how it's a done deal. This is like COVID and the mail in ballots. This isn't something that will be derailed because of something pesky like "it doesn't affect 99.97% of the population"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (CZqhy)

It is easily possible - perhaps likely - that most major car manufacturers in the US will go bankrupt and cease operations completely over the next 36 months. Mexican made Fords may be some of the only survivors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:49 AM (r46W7)

293 I want to know when Joey Shit For Brains grabbed a steering wheel.

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A dear friend of mine from high school had a grandmother who had progressed dementia. Her husband was driving down the highway one day and she did just that. Grabbed the steering wheel from his hands and yanked it hard. He got it back and got control before anything bad happened.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:49 AM (sVtYq)

294 ||A total of five bomb threats were reported targeting several cities across Austria on Monday as the trial for an Islamic hate preacher began in Vienna, with claims the threats were the actions of a jihadi cell.

The bomb threats, which came from an anonymous google mail account, were sent to courts across the country in Vienna, Graz and St. Pölten, to the Jewish Community of Vienna (Israelitische Kultusgemeinde Wien) and to a magistrate in the Austrian capital.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (yikp0)

295 The Border is Closed is just the latest example of "Just Say Shit", which is literally the Left's entire gig now.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (XIdlk)

296 ..though no arms were ever found.

*

Arguably the strictest gun laws in the U.S., but somehow no gun law violations.

Oh well, nevermind. ARMED INSURRECTION!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (CZqhy)

297 288 Chevron Selling California Property – Moving Company And Jobs To Texas

Even London Bridge has fallen down and moved
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (ex2Cx)

Chevron was the last major oil company to maintain significant operations in California. They have a record of sticking it out till the bitter end; they were the last to bug out of Venezuela, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (r46W7)

298 The left is afraid they're going to suffer their own "great reset" during the mid-terms. Thus, they pull out all the stops; a show trial, breathless media talking heads predicting doom for Trump, the country, everyone unless the left stays in control.

*spoiler... the left will remain in control.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (BFigT)

299 Hey, Brett, I have something for you. I am a bottom tier co-blogger on a popular site, so in my own very limited way I have some inconsequential degree of "proximity to power" so you should find this compelling.

I will now tell you a transparent and obvious lie that you have never been told before, so feel free to be stunned.

You're a great man who is highly intelligent with tremendous moral rectitude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (WWh8n)

300 Norm MacDonald on gay pride.

https://tinyurl.com/4bfcmzuh

Language warning.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (H8QX8)

301 296 Arguably the strictest gun laws in the U.S., but somehow no gun law violations.

Oh well, nevermind. ARMED INSURRECTION!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (CZqhy)

=========

*nods sagaciously*
-Michelle Fields

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (LvTSG)

302 SCOTUS had original jurisdiction over Trump's election challenge but voted 7 to 2 to bar it from being filed. So it never got on the docket, and the evidence never got into the courthouse and the permanent record. There was never a ruling on the merits, even to dismiss it. It's as if it never happened.

The two votes were Alito and Thomas. Roberts browbeat the three newbies into not joing the two, saying it would be the end of SCOTUS. Since then they've wised up, and grown some real balls. Alito/Thomas have been running things, and Roberts is just a squish in the middle.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (i0slg)

303 "Oh well, nevermind. ARMED INSURRECTION!!!"

Maybe do one of those WeirdDave things where we take a photo, and draw stick arms on everyone?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (1n+EO)

304 Bret Deep State Baier

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 08:52 AM (WY8d2)

305 I had his number when he got the gig to "interview" Obama in Prime Time with hard-hitting questions from the "other side" and ended up letting Obama cuddle and teabag him while begging for more.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (XIdlk)
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It was merely a continuation of the "is your pillow adequately comfortable for you, Mister President" kind of interrogation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:52 AM (WWh8n)

306 298 The left is afraid they're going to suffer their own "great reset" during the mid-terms. Thus, they pull out all the stops; a show trial, breathless media talking heads predicting doom for Trump, the country, everyone unless the left stays in control.

*spoiler... the left will remain in control.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 08:50 AM (BFigT)

=========

At least of their own party, maybe more. Anything close to a moderate will be out from the local level up, leaving only crazies in elected positions. It's going to be a hollowing out of the Democrat Party like 2010...again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:52 AM (LvTSG)

307 "Pride Month now has an many consecutive consonants as a Serbian Street sign":

I would put that on a whiteboard sign, but there are some topics I just stay away from because I think that my house might be vandalized, which is probably cowardly of me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

it never hurts to be sensible.....

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 08:52 AM (arJlL)

308 ..though no arms were ever found.


I fail to see the humor in that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (4I/2K)

309 "Insurance companies have a concept called "Attractive Nuisance". What this means, for example you're not allowed to put a trampoline in your front yard right next to the sidewalk where little kids walk to school.
Posted by: Common Tater"


I hate trampolines. Ugly, expensive and take up a lot of yard space. But my kids love them which is why I always encourage their friends parent's to buy one.

Great investment! They actually up in values.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (MxEKc)

310 Plus the Dems are still trying to impeach him and remove him from office.
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (MxEKc)
~~~~~

If they ever did succeed in impeaching him now (no chance,) he would be unable to run for office again. That's their goal.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (VhE0u)

311 I saw Shared Shriveled Raisin-Like Uni-Testicle open for the Violent Femmes at Burning Man '89.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (FYa6/)

312 "Though the Lord is exalted, he looks kindly on the lowly; though lofty, He sees them from afar. Though I walk in the midst of trouble, you preserve my life. You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes; with your right hand you save me. "

Psalm 138:6-7

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (TbpGr)

313 302 The two votes were Alito and Thomas. Roberts browbeat the three newbies into not joing the two, saying it would be the end of SCOTUS. Since then they've wised up, and grown some real balls. Alito/Thomas have been running things, and Roberts is just a squish in the middle.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (i0slg)

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That's my sense as well. I'm really looking forward to a decade of Thomas being de facto leader of the conservatives and majority on SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:53 AM (LvTSG)

314 I'm no big ciity lawyuh, but I'm pretty sure "originality" and "proximity to power" aren't part of the Rules of Evidence.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (6FeV1)

315 We will soon get a reminder of how the establishment treated us and our representatives after the TEA Party wave.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (CZqhy)

316 The two votes were Alito and Thomas. Roberts browbeat the three newbies into not joing the two, saying it would be the end of SCOTUS. Since then they've wised up, and grown some real balls. Alito/Thomas have been running things, and Roberts is just a squish in the middle.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (i0slg)
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I think that still remains to be seen, but they appear to be playing much harder ball since then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (WWh8n)

317 Australia's new Labor government says it'll have climate change head its legislative agenda while, IMHO, being as bad Covid nuts as the former Liberal government.

Looks like someone's going to be getting it good and hard for the next four years.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (yikp0)

318 The two votes were Alito and Thomas. Roberts browbeat the three newbies into not joing the two, saying it would be the end of SCOTUS. Since then they've wised up, and grown some real balls. Alito/Thomas have been running things, and Roberts is just a squish in the middle.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (i0slg)

That's a good synopsis of how it played out. In the long run, that incident was arguably the end of Robert's power over the court. Clarence Thomas is now the effective Chief Justice of this court, and Roberts is nothing but a historical footnote - and a complete failure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (r46W7)

319 281

Did Bret say she was f'ing all those in power who were in close proximity to her? Who knew?

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (4h9M3)

320 ...though no arms were ever found.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 29, 2022 08:47 AM (sVtYq)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (8k7U7)

321 "..though no arms were ever found. "


Pssttt...

*Opens trench coat*

Posted by: Planned Parenthood, Arms Department at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (1n+EO)

322 Since I don't watch teevee newz anymore, I was taken aback by how much of an apparatchik hack Bret Baier has become. Tossing accusations at Kari Lake, then constantly interrupting her with more accusations as she tries to address his bullshit.

He used to be known for asking thoughtful questions then sitting back and letting the guest answer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 29, 2022 08:38 AM (Dc2NZ)


I've been taking lessons from Sean Hannity.

Posted by: Bret Baier at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (4I/2K)

323 318 That's a good synopsis of how it played out. In the long run, that incident was arguably the end of Robert's power over the court. Clarence Thomas is now the effective Chief Justice of this court, and Roberts is nothing but a historical footnote - and a complete failure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (r46W7)

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Roberts wanted to keep the institution of SCOTUS above politics, leading to SCOTUS being its most nakedly political since Warren.

Heck of a job, Johnnie boy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

324 Impoverishing the working/middle class is a BONUS from the junta's perspective.
Posted by: 18-1

Remember class, BONUS is two words, as it relates to the people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (Msys3)

325 Combine your concern for the environment and movement with one easy action:

One square only!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (a3Q+t)

326 Bret Baier is just part of the Fox Fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (TbpGr)

327 I'm no big ciity lawyuh, but I'm pretty sure "originality" and "proximity to power" aren't part of the Rules of Evidence.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (6FeV1)
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You have never been in the Court of Dull-Normal Lickspittles. That's where Baier spends most of his time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:56 AM (WWh8n)

328 We will soon get a reminder of how the establishment treated us and our representatives after the TEA Party wave.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (CZqhy)
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Very likely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 08:56 AM (WWh8n)

329 Bret Baier is just part of the Fox Fraud.

*

It's too early to say that about him unless you're in Arizona.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:56 AM (CZqhy)

330 327 I'm no big ciity lawyuh, but I'm pretty sure "originality" and "proximity to power" aren't part of the Rules of Evidence.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:54 AM (6FeV1)

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They are the sentiments of someone who knows that facts are not their primary concern, only narrative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

331 The scariest thing about Chief Justice Roberts is that he could be enticed to retire during this shit show administration. Eric Holder waits.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (lz5hY)

332 So I'm so believe Trump riled up a posse of armed MAGAts to storm the US Capitol during the certification of a rigged election and.... snap selfies?

Fuck off with that noise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (tkrFE)

333 I think "Supreme Court" is what New York state calls their trial court level, so that voting rights case is only applicable to the case that particular judge is hearing.

The decision will inevitably be appealed to the state's "Appellate Court", which is the level that is analogous to every other states' and the Federal system's "supreme court".

Because New York is stupid.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (Lqf5w)

334 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (yikp0)

335 Her testimony was stunning and there are five lights.

Posted by: Obi-One Picard at June 29, 2022 08:58 AM (fYp8D)

336 The scariest thing about Chief Justice Roberts is that he could be enticed to retire during this shit show administration. Eric Holder waits.
*

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:58 AM (CZqhy)

337 333 Because New York is stupid.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (Lqf5w)

=======

I blame Martin Van Buren and the Van Buren Boys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 08:58 AM (LvTSG)

338 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

339 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.

*

If only they had a product to export.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:59 AM (CZqhy)

340 Heard from a friend who, heard it from a friend who , heard it from another that Trump wanted to burn it to the ground.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 08:59 AM (vcv8B)

341 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (fYp8D)

342 I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:58 AM


There's precedence.

Posted by: zombie William Howard Taft at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (a3Q+t)

343 336 The scariest thing about Chief Justice Roberts is that he could be enticed to retire during this shit show administration. Eric Holder waits.
*

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 08:58 AM (CZqhy)

-------

They've got to get a transgender on there ASAP, so Rear Admiral Levine tops the list.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (FYa6/)

344 Grain shortage.

In the Nile valley.

FFS.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (tkrFE)

345 Briefly saw the big red chyron on MSNBC while scrolling through channels. Trump and Meadows Sent Armed People to the Capitol per Aide.

--

...though no arms were ever found.
Posted by: Lady in Black


SOB!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (022x+)

346 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0)

Where did the World Bank get 500 mil ?

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (arJlL)

347 More Sri Lankan fun!

More than 500 inmates escape from a heavily-guarded drug rehab centre in northern Sri Lanka.

No word on if they've hijacked a boat to Puerto Rico though.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (yikp0)

348 They've got to get a transgender on there ASAP

*

Like I said, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (CZqhy)

349 The buzzword to listen for is "disqualification." The J6 committee believes it has the authority to disqualify Trump from running for political office. They base this assumption on the "evidence" their show trial has ginned up. Note there has not been any pushback on any of the accusations the committee has leveled against Trump and his supporters.

Pushing Trump off the political stage is the goal.

No doubt there are those on the committee that would like to see Trump put in prison. Personally I think that's out of reach, but I think some will push hard for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BFigT)

350 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (yikp0)
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Egypt has about $35B in foreign exchange reserves, so this amounts to around 14% of their ForEx. That's big. Egypt's gonna be in hock to the World Bank for a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (WWh8n)

351 >I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.

Posted by: ...


men can have babies
What do I win?

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (geLO8)

352 Maybe the most important races last night were in Colorado. Rats tried to take out O'dea with a bogus Rino, and did not work. He is top tier, and dems will have to spend big money to defend Bennet and that seat. And then tried the same thing with Boebert, who is a tough conservative chick

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (WY8d2)

353 I had his number when he got the gig to "interview" Obama in Prime Time with hard-hitting questions from the "other side" and ended up letting Obama cuddle and teabag him while begging for more.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 08:48 AM (XIdlk)
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Yes, the gentle cupping and spooning of the Obama years media was something to behold.

I guess I forgot to specify he was a decent interviewer way, way back when.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)

354 I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
=====

Never. BHO might have to write some kind of opinion, nominally legal, that would enshrine his analytical chops forever.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (MIKMs)

355 >>326 Bret Baier is just part of the Fox Fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 29, 2022 08:55 AM (TbpGr)

Yup. I now consider Fox viewers LIV.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (MkYsY)

356 Grain shortage.

In the Nile valley.

FFS.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Piffle. A trifle really.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (022x+)

357 354 I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
=====

Never. BHO might have to write some kind of opinion, nominally legal, that would enshrine his analytical chops forever.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (MIKMs)

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That's why they use clerks these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

358 Like I said, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (CZqhy)

WHICH ONE?

Posted by: The Horde, in unison at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (tkrFE)

359 Where did the World Bank get 500 mil ?
Posted by: JT

Hunter Biden's pimp.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (T5YGK)

360 Heard from a friend who, heard it from a friend who , heard it from another that Trump wanted to burn it to the ground.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 29, 2022 08:59 AM (vcv8B)
++++
They played that song for the entire Russia hoax, so I guess they're used to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (WWh8n)

361 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 29, 2022 08:59 AM


Can we haz coffee and anti-itch cream first?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (a3Q+t)

362 300 Norm MacDonald on gay pride.

https://tinyurl.com/4bfcmzuh

Language warning.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 08:51 AM (H8QX
===

Not a lot of dog house owners among that bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh3TI3iMb1E

Posted by: Augustine at June 29, 2022 09:02 AM (etPhZ)

363 Maybe the most important races last night were in Colorado. Rats tried to take out O'dea with a bogus Rino, and did not work. He is top tier, and dems will have to spend big money to defend Bennet and that seat. And then tried the same thing with Boebert, who is a tough conservative chick
Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (WY8d2)
++++
I'm glad to see that Boebert won her primary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:03 AM (WWh8n)

364 336. Have wondered about that also, but Roberts is a liberal anyways? If GOP won the Senate, they could force Biden to put in someone more to the right than Roberts.

Obama or Holder would never accept. To vain to take the chance of being Dk'Ed

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (WY8d2)

365 You know...I pretty much feel every single day since Biden's election can be summed up by the headline -

"Painfully Stupid, Selfish, and Greedy Man Destroys Millions of Americans' Futures, Lives, and Livelihoods Just So He Can Be Declared The "Green Genius Who Changed America"

Spoiler: You're doing every single thing wrong, Senile Joe. Your goal is impossible. We have no where near the infrastructure for a conversion away from fossil fuels.
BONUS! It takes a very wealthy, prosperous, and economically sound country to manage that kind of conversion over a period of decades. Take your fucking, stinkfoot off the throat of the American energy industry.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (5NkmN)

366 men can have babies
What do I win?
Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM


A BOD?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (a3Q+t)

367 341 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:00 AM (fYp8D)

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To me, the fact that a pregnant leftard woman would NEVER touch an alcoholic beverage or take a puff of a cigarette, but would willingly & voluntarily get a non-clinicially-trialed experimental "vaccine" jab for a virus that has virtually zero chance of harming -- let alone killing -- herself or her unborn child, is off-the-charts clinical insanity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (FYa6/)

368 The scariest thing about Chief Justice Roberts is that he could be enticed to retire during this shit show administration. Eric Holder waits.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

They've got to get a transgender on there ASAP, so Rear Admiral Levine tops the list.
Posted by: ShainS

Big Mike Obama.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (022x+)

369 "Fox is great, you're just a liberal"

"Fox is pretty great. I mean, some of their hosts are a little fruity, but...."

"Man, Fox has been getting kinda goofy lately."

"Fvck Fox in the eyehole with a sharpened tent stake."

Posted by: "How To Make A Skinsuit" at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (tkrFE)

370 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.
Posted by: ...


I'm going with campaign yard sign I saw:


Biden-Harris'
Competence Compassion Dignity


Almost crashed my car when I saw that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (MxEKc)

371 SC saw an important runoff yesterday for superintendent (I forgot about the runoff and didn't vote, though the GOP did send me a reminder...at 8:40 at night).

School choice advocate beat the incumbent's selected successor by about 30%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

372 GOP did expand the Senate race map last night in Colorado. Everything helps

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (WY8d2)

373 When Kerry Kennedy Cuomo got pulled over in Westchester for driving high on sleeping pills, the local DA was merciless in prosecuting her. Some suspected that this was a favor for Luv Guv Andy who wanted to fuck his ex over. He never forgave the Kennedy Klan for treating him like a Queens gavone, you see.

A politically connected relative predicted what would happen next.

Janet DiFiore is now Chief Judge of New York, sitting on our highest court, The Court of Appeals.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (i0slg)

374 Is Michelle Fields stealing my schtick?

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (oTZbj)

375 will take two years for everyone's 401k to recover. Powell and Biden destroying the middle class

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (WY8d2)

376 "Fvck Fox in the eyehole with a sharpened tent stake."
Posted by: "How To Make A Skinsuit" at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (tkrFE)
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This last became an obvious position after the 2018 election, when their election night coverage was breathlessly enthusiastic about the Dems taking the House and they made some absurdly early calls.

Fox News' news division was never conservative, and now it's firmly on the left. Their commentary/editorial division is where there are some conservatives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (WWh8n)

377 Where did the World Bank get 500 mil ?
Posted by: JT

Hunter Biden's pimp.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Where did Joe get $500 million?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:07 AM (022x+)

378 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.

As DB mentioned men can have babies is a good one but...printing more money reduces inflation is another good one I think

Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 09:07 AM (ESjRY)

379 378 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.

As DB mentioned men can have babies is a good one but...printing more money reduces inflation is another good one I think
Posted by: 18-1 at June 29, 2022 09:07 AM (ESjRY)

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Joe Biden is a moral man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:07 AM (LvTSG)

380 Colorado voters becoming slightly more Republican this year

https://tinyurl.com/mr285ra3

charts! graphs!

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (geLO8)

381 Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald
34m
JOURNALISTS, all day yesterday: Trump assaulted his Secret Service agents and grabbed the wheel of the presidential limo!!! Headline news. Smoking gun!!!!

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS: That never happened.

JOURNALISTS: That was never an important part of the testimony.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

382 (sock fail)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (oTZbj)

383 Deep State really lost their boy last night in Rodney Davis of Illinois

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (WY8d2)

384 will take two years for everyone's 401k to recover. Powell and Biden destroying the middle class
Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (WY8d2)
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I strongly suspect that two years is optimistic. The decline has to stop before the new growth can begin. A lot of 401(k) value is also debt-driven (because the market inflation was debt-driven), and with higher interest it is going to take a longer than usual for prior highs to be seen again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (WWh8n)

385 380 Colorado voters becoming slightly more Republican this year

https://tinyurl.com/mr285ra3

charts! graphs!
Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (geLO

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This is approximately math.

Repent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

386 380. Nevada also I hope

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (WY8d2)

387 Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 09:04 AM (FYa6/)

The other side if that is, how many were coerced into getting the jab by threats of no pre natal care and no hospital admitting them for the delivery?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (nC+QA)

388 Supreme court EPA decision pending today . Might roll back the bureaucracy and those like it. Think CDC..

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (QrC69)

389 375 will take two years for everyone's 401k to recover. Powell and Biden destroying the middle class
Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (WY8d2)


We still have two to go. And they might still nationalize all retirement accounts to float Social Security.

Plotting that for at least since Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (s2VJv)

390 School choice advocate beat the incumbent's selected successor by about 30%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

more good news! Related, I believe the Arizona school choice bill which just passed is huge, and may be the vanguard of a national movement in that direction. AZ Gov Ducey surprised me; I thought he would find a way to back away from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (r46W7)

391 348 They've got to get a transgender on there ASAP

*

Like I said, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (CZqhy)

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Heh, well-played Robbie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (FYa6/)

392 354 I wouldn't be at all surprised if he put Obama in.


Nope. It would make him only one of nine, instead of The One.

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (oTZbj)

393 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.
Posted by: ...

men can have babies
What do I win?
Posted by: DB


DB wins. Game, set & match.
That can't be beat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (022x+)

394 Supreme court EPA decision pending today . Might roll back the bureaucracy and those like it. Think CDC..
Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (QrC69)
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If that goes the right way and depending on the argument if it does, it will send shockwaves through the government structure.

I'm hoping against hope that it goes the right way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (WWh8n)

395 334 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (yikp0)

What are debts that will never be paid Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (ex2Cx)

396 Obama is gay, Big Mike is the tranny.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (ESjRY)

397 390 more good news! Related, I believe the Arizona school choice bill which just passed is huge, and may be the vanguard of a national movement in that direction. AZ Gov Ducey surprised me; I thought he would find a way to back away from it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (r46W7)

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2 solid years of the teachers of America showing the parents their asses (complete with furry butt plug) has an effect on people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (LvTSG)

398 nationalize all retirement accounts to float Social Security.

Plotting that for at least since Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (s2VJv)

Touch my Roth and i'mma cut a bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (6FeV1)

399 How fucked up is Mexico that Spanish speaking people would rather traverse Mexico and go to a country where they don't speak the language?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 29, 2022 08:28 AM (022x+)


Mexico does not give out bennies to illegals. They also either expel them or remove them...unless they're just passing through.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (z99Zw)

400 394 If that goes the right way and depending on the argument if it does, it will send shockwaves through the government structure.

I'm hoping against hope that it goes the right way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (WWh8n)

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It'll be interesting to see how they send out the shock troops because of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

401 384. Well said Joe. no big deal to the young, but anybody 50 or over got smoked by all of this

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:11 AM (WY8d2)

402 Plus border policy decision is also pending.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 09:11 AM (QrC69)

403 I'm glad to see that Boebert won her primary.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:03 AM (WWh8n)

Important takeaway from that - all the claims that leftists were going to infiltrate her primary to make her lose were total bullshit. Just made up stories by the MSM to try and cause trouble.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:12 AM (r46W7)

404 So called "Remain in Mexico" policy.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 09:12 AM (QrC69)

405 Biden would try to box in the Rino's by nominating a poof

Posted by: Moloch- D-NY at June 29, 2022 09:12 AM (WY8d2)

406 We still have two to go. And they might still nationalize all retirement accounts to float Social Security.

Plotting that for at least since Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:09 AM (s2VJv)
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I kind of doubt they nationalize the retirement accounts unless it is purely a punitive measure. It would be a pointless fiscal measure. They can't raise money with it, because they'd have to sell the assets and selling the assets all at once would crash the market. Even scheduling the sell-off over fifty years would permanently depress the market. Just nationalizing the system would cause a sell-off and steep decline. They might try to get clever with some kind of Treasury-bonds-for-equity swap, but it doesn't address the core problem.

Unless the only goal is to steal the money to hurt us or to cause pseudo-nationalization, they won't do it because there's no way to steal the money to help themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (WWh8n)

407 >DB wins. Game, set & match.
That can't be beat.
Posted by: rickb223



Hey- I'm just happy to be here, wanna help the team any way I can

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (geLO8)

408 Biden-Harris'
Competence Compassion Dignity
Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (MxEKc)

Hmm. That one's up there along with "a woman can become a man etc"

Trump calling our military dead suckers and losers is also in the running.

And "you can't go to work or church, but race riots are healthy."

I dunno. There are so many I can't keep track.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (YXQrO)

409 388 Supreme court EPA decision pending today . Might roll back the bureaucracy and those like it. Think CDC..
Posted by: runner at


and ATF.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (MkYsY)

410 Just wait until the big food shortages hit the globe and Biden starts sending our food overseas, just like he is doing with our oil and gas now.

The 2022 Equity in Food Act...We can't let Putin starve Democracy

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (Rcp6g)

411 403 Important takeaway from that - all the claims that leftists were going to infiltrate her primary to make her lose were total bullshit. Just made up stories by the MSM to try and cause trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:12 AM (r46W7)

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Operation Chaos is always overblown. It probably has an effect in close races (like the GA SoS primary race this year), but overall Democrats won't just abandon their party for the remote chance of causing chaos in the Republican primary.

Essentially, Liz Cheney is not going to be saved by Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (LvTSG)

412 I hate trampolines. Ugly, expensive and take up a lot of yard space. But my kids love them which is why I always encourage their friends parent's to buy one.


The three greatest causes of broken necks are 1.Diving into unknown water. 2. Motorcycles. 3. Trampolines. There are a lot more motorcycles and unknown water than trampolines. If you want your kids to be paralyzed, letting them jump on trampolines is statistically the best way for that to happen.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (ZEHVO)

413 I'm trying to come up with the absolute 100% craziest thing leftards have sold/believed in the last five years. This game is not as easy as you'd think.
Posted by: ...

*

I can't articulate it, but my money is on Trump being bad for the country.

That's crazier to me than the injection, the cross dressing, the Biden stuff, and everything else. People lived through it. People experienced that boom, and they want people to believe that it was bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (6LcOA)

414 DB wins. Game, set & match.
That can't be beat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (022x+)

He's right but it's really the lie before that one that has been sold. That a woman can *become* a man through sheer force of will.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (YXQrO)

415 2nd man gored by bison at Yellowstone Park.

The world is a crazy MFing place.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM


Hey, buddy...don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.

Posted by: The Bison at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (4p7Em)

416 Unless the only goal is to steal the money to hurt us or to cause pseudo-nationalization, they won't do it because there's no way to steal the money to help themselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (WWh8n)

In one succinct paragraph you have officially put more thought into this than the entire "administration" has.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (6FeV1)

417 Phrase of the day: Explosive testimony


It will be repeated hundreds, maybe thousands of times by the newsreaders today.

Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (MxEKc)

418 395 334 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 08:57 AM (yikp0)

What are debts that will never be paid Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:10 AM (ex2Cx)

Israel might pay that to get the Egyptians to lean even more heavily on the Pali's in Gaza. The current Egyptian government would have no problem with that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (r46W7)

419 414 He's right but it's really the lie before that one that has been sold. That a woman can *become* a man through sheer force of will.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (YXQrO)

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It's not force of will. It is mere desire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

420 Where did the World Bank get 500 mil ?



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From The World.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2022 09:15 AM (QrC69)

421 376 "Fvck Fox in the eyehole with a sharpened tent stake."
Posted by: "How To Make A Skinsuit" at June 29, 2022 09:05 AM (tkrFE)
++++
This last became an obvious position after the 2018 election, when their election night coverage was breathlessly enthusiastic about the Dems taking the House and they made some absurdly early calls.

Fox News' news division was never conservative, and now it's firmly on the left. Their commentary/editorial division is where there are some conservatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:06 AM (WWh8n)

FOX News' workforce is based in NY and DC. NYC is probably 5:1 skewed Dem, and DC is probably 20:1 skewed Dem. No way that you can draw a majority conservative workforce from liberal labor pools like that one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 29, 2022 09:15 AM (uRvuO)

422 471

Explosive testimony. Is that like explosive diarrhea?

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (4h9M3)

423 and they want people to believe that it was bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (6LcOA)

"But it wasn't great for *evvvveryone*", they defecated.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (6FeV1)

424 Just wait until the big food shortages hit the globe and Biden starts sending our food overseas, just like he is doing with our oil and gas now.

The 2022 Equity in Food Act...We can't let Putin starve Democracy
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2022 09:13 AM (Rcp6g)
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The one thing that could result in serious, meaningful, large-scale food pressure in this country is government policy. We produce enough food for more than a billion people. We also have a lot of money. We can afford to eat our own produce and outbid the rest of the planet on whatever else we need. It will suck and it will make us poor and it will reduce variety, but we can do it and we're not going to starve.

Unless some Great, Wise, Powerful Man in Washington decides to deliberately starve us in a final paroxysm of evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (WWh8n)

425 good morning. Great job, as per usual, J.J.

About that "leak" of CCW information: I got out of CA just in time, because my name and address would have been on that list.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (5pTK/)

426 The Supreme Court Five are like Sherman marching through Atlanta right now, I hope they don't go and break their streak.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (YXQrO)

427 Elizabeth Lynne Cheney was born on July 28, 1966, in Madison, Wisconsin

graduated from U of Chicago law school


so she is obviously Wyoming through and through

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (geLO8)

428 Force of LIA, you dead-naming bigots!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:17 AM (6FeV1)

429 I think the 401k seize will be to "allow" everyone to keep 3% or so of their returns while any additional amount goes into a redistribution pot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 29, 2022 09:17 AM (6LcOA)

430 "At our core, we are relational beings, and we become more human when our minds and hearts are open to the beauty of earthly sacredness."

******

Meh. What a load of navel gazing and lint picking that whole article was. Word salad with a mix of pseudo-psychology. Perhaps if I shared the author's Audrey Hepburn fetish I might have had a different reaction.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 29, 2022 09:17 AM (kXYt5)

431 Bidenflation: The price of a July 4th cookout is up 17% this year

My guess is real inflation overall is about that rate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:17 AM (ex2Cx)

432 Unless some Great, Wise, Powerful Man in Washington decides to deliberately starve us in a final paroxysm of evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:16 AM (WWh8n)

Production don't mean squat without distribution.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 09:17 AM (6FeV1)

433 Simpsons trampoline scene. It's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxupN_AdFDg

Can you spot the classic movie reference?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (i0slg)

434 Pushing Trump off the political stage is the goal.

No doubt there are those on the committee that would like to see Trump put in prison. Personally I think that's out of reach, but I think some will push hard for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BFigT)

I agree. The GOP will silently love it if Trump is "disqualified."

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (H8QX8)

435 Essentially, Liz Cheney is not going to be saved by Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (LvTSG)

It was hilarious to watch all of her newfound leftist support evaporate the instant she said she was glad that Roe v. Wade was overturned. All this "experience" and she still never figured out that trying to walk down the middle of the road just gets you smashed by both sides.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

436 It's not force of will. It is mere desire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

Sometimes things must be sacrificed at the altar of linguistic pleasure. Although to be fair "mere desire" is pretty poetic.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (YXQrO)

437 435 It was hilarious to watch all of her newfound leftist support evaporate the instant she said she was glad that Roe v. Wade was overturned. All this "experience" and she still never figured out that trying to walk down the middle of the road just gets you smashed by both sides.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

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Our political class is mostly idiots who don't understand how politics work. It's a problem when you are part of a machine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

438 436 Sometimes things must be sacrificed at the altar of linguistic pleasure. Although to be fair "mere desire" is pretty poetic.
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (YXQrO)

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I'm poetical and shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

439 409 388 Supreme court EPA decision pending today . Might roll back the bureaucracy and those like it. Think CDC..Posted by: runner
and ATF.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
=====

I am sure that both agencies have armed and off-the-books divisions. Added to the '17' Intelligence . . .

That is my current fixation: 'off-the-books' security funding.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (MIKMs)

440 ClayTravis
We’ve got forty year high inflation, cities are setting all time highs for murders all over the country, gas prices just set an all time high, the border is wide open, hell, moms can’t even find baby formula, and Democrats see all this going on and focus on Trump?!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (ex2Cx)

441 They will tax the previously promised untaxed 401s, and enact Means Testing to bar SS payments to pension recipients.

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (oTZbj)

442 434 Pushing Trump off the political stage is the goal.

No doubt there are those on the committee that would like to see Trump put in prison. Personally I think that's out of reach, but I think some will push hard for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 09:01 AM (BFigT)

I agree. The GOP will silently love it if Trump is "disqualified."
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (H8QX

In light of all that, isn't it absolutely hilarious to see all the Dem's plans blow up with mushroom clouds over them? This is better than watching Wile E. Coyote try to catch the Roadrunner!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (r46W7)

443 It was hilarious to watch all of her newfound leftist support evaporate the instant she said she was glad that Roe v. Wade was overturned. All this "experience" and she still never figured out that trying to walk down the middle of the road just gets you smashed by both sides.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)
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The left and the right both now despise Liz. That is not a smart woman, at all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (5pTK/)

444 The Jan 6 hearings are so absurd that I wonder if the real goal is to create soundbites for use in opposition campaigning and to provide the talking heads with lots of "congressional testimony confirmed that ..." stories if he runs again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (WWh8n)

445 What is the Supreme EPA decision that might come out today?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (FZ2cV)

446 I could have told you that Senators are fucking worthless.

Posted by: Rome at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (6FeV1)

447 Bidenflation: The price of a July 4th cookout is up 17% this year

My guess is real inflation overall is about that rate

*

Until you go to buy the packages and realize they are all smaller, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (6LcOA)

448 431 Bidenflation: The price of a July 4th cookout is up 17% this year

Making cookouts prohibitive is the goal. They hate them, just like they hate any trace of Americana.

On a side note, asshole blue state emigres are bitching about fireworks here in SC and pressuring HOAs to ban them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 09:21 AM (H8QX8)

449 "...CO2 provide enormous social benefits,”

[crooning to to CO2]:
Oooh, baby, I love you, I need you...I neeeeed you!

Posted by: Plants everywhere at June 29, 2022 09:21 AM (Rbu5d)

450 I'm poetical and shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

It's all that Prometheus.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:21 AM (RDcaw)

451 We’ve got forty year high inflation, cities are setting all time highs for murders all over the country, gas prices just set an all time high, the border is wide open, hell, moms can’t even find baby formula, and Democrats see all this going on and focus on Trump?!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (ex2Cx)
++++
The alternative would be to take the blame and assess how they got here. Unacceptable.

If blaming Trump fails - and I think it will - they will instead pivot to blaming Biden. It's the man, not the platform, that is the cause of the problem. If that works, they can squeeze one more cycle out of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:21 AM (WWh8n)

452 >Can you spot the classic movie reference?

Posted by: Ignoramus


I saw 2
Gone With The Wind and DieHard 2

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:22 AM (geLO8)

453 "No Free Lunch".

Everything should keep getting cheaper, because productivity and efficiencies keep improving. BUT BigGov and the Gangsters keep stealing the productivity gains (and stealing much more than that).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 09:22 AM (Cus5s)

454 Where did the World Bank get 500 mil ?

===

From The World.
Posted by: runner

Oh.

Duh.

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (arJlL)

455 Family of 33-year-old IL woman killed while parasailing in the Florida Keys is suing the boat company.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (yikp0)

456 The Jan 6 committee, and the Uniparty in general, is nothing more than a modern version of Nero fiddling while Rome burns.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (5pTK/)

457 451 If blaming Trump fails - and I think it will - they will instead pivot to blaming Biden. It's the man, not the platform, that is the cause of the problem. If that works, they can squeeze one more cycle out of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:21 AM (WWh8n)

========

It's part and parcel of politics in general and American politics in particular that the man at the top, the man in the White House, is the party he represents.

Disassociating the two is pretty much impossible in the minds of the mushy middle of the country that doesn't have partisan loyalties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (LvTSG)

458 2nd man gored by bison at Yellowstone Park.

The world is a crazy MFing place.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2022 08:01 AM
===============
I recall being held up east of Jackson, on the road to Yellowstone, by a bison lying in the middle of the road and blocking both lanes. At some point an idiot got out of her car and tried to shoo the bison of the road, but (fortunately) a local rushed toward her and warned her back to her car. Patience is the only choice when confronted by 2,000 pounds of Couldn't Care Less What You Want.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (FGU9p)

459 14th Amendment Section 3 disqualifies from federal office anyone who "shall have engaged in insurrection" against the US.

The plan is for the J6 Commission to find Trump guilty of insurrection and create a legal taint over his running.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (i0slg)

460 Our political class is mostly idiots who don't understand how politics work. It's a problem when you are part of a machine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)


Yep.

Our political as a group are too stupid, hysterical, and insane to participate in a democracy let alone run one.

Somehow, "we" have managed to mimic the biggest problem of traditional royalty and that was hereditary idiocy after a while.

"Our" system has somehow managed to produce the least intelligent, most idiotic crew of cretins we could possibly imagine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 29, 2022 09:24 AM (5NkmN)

461 What is the Supreme EPA decision that might come out today?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Exhaling is bad for the environment .

Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (arJlL)

462 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (WWh8n)

It's the same as RUSSIA was. Many goals, but principally to give their 24 hour news bullshitters something to talk about with home field advantage. Filling up a month or two of news cycle with straight mainline Narrative is absolutely yuge when compared to having to talk about food prices, child grooming, etc.

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (/JT59)

463 459 14th Amendment Section 3 disqualifies from federal office anyone who "shall have engaged in insurrection" against the US.

The plan is for the J6 Commission to find Trump guilty of insurrection and create a legal taint over his running.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (i0slg)


Not just him. ANY candidate who was within 1,000 light years of the Capitol that day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (s2VJv)

464 13 "The fact of the matter" is one of those delightful turns of English idiom that means "everything after this phrase is false".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (6FeV1)

-------
With Elizabeth Warren, I've noticed that she prefaces her truly big whoppers by starting the sentence "So,"

It never fails - it's always a lie.

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (VJsqe)

465 459 14th Amendment Section 3 disqualifies from federal office anyone who "shall have engaged in insurrection" against the US.

The plan is for the J6 Commission to find Trump guilty of insurrection and create a legal taint over his running.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (i0slg)

=========

They tried that against several Republican congressmen over the past year in actual courts of law (like Marjorie Taylor Green), and it's all failed.

The Congressional committee has pretty much no actual powers. It wasn't formed correctly. It's like any other committee hearing except less valid. It's literally just a sideshow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

466 459 14th Amendment Section 3 disqualifies from federal office anyone who "shall have engaged in insurrection" against the US.

The plan is for the J6 Commission to find Trump guilty of insurrection and create a legal taint over his running.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (i0slg)


Yup. Trump and DeSantis know this. DeSantis is Plan B.

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (oTZbj)

467 *ahem*

Our political class

Posted by: naturalfake at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (5NkmN)

468 445 What is the Supreme EPA decision that might come out today?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 09:20 AM (FZ2cV)

West Virginia vs EPA. Short summary; in the Clean Air Act, Congress laid out a long and specific list of air pollutants that the EPA was authorized to regulate. The EPA said "well CO2 is not on that list, but we think it's bad, so we say Congress gave us the power to regulate that too."

Hoped for ruling: If Congress wanted you to regulate CO2, Congress should have explicitly told you to regulate CO2. Without that, you can't do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (r46W7)

469 462 What is the Supreme EPA decision that might come out today?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Exhaling is bad for the environment .
Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (arJlL)


Meh, don't hold your breath on that one . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (s2VJv)

470 434

The Dems push Trump off the stage and then go after DeSantis.

The GOP doesn't want DeSantis any more than it wanted Trump.

History repeats itself.

Posted by: Ziba at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (4h9M3)

471 Posted by: Ripley at June 29, 2022 09:14 AM (MxEKc

I said yesterday that Pravda Media American Style has used the phrase "explosive testimony" so often in regard to their show trials/investigations, that it now sounds like some intestinal disorder with a great deal of diarrhea and a whole lot of gas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (FZ2cV)

472 469 Hoped for ruling: If Congress wanted you to regulate CO2, Congress should have explicitly told you to regulate CO2. Without that, you can't do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (r46W7)

=========

"This is all the cause of Chevron. Chevron is nuked."
-Pipe dream

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

473 Replying to Andy McCarthy who tweeted the testimony yesterday was devastating-

Sean Davis
@seanmdav

5m
What part was most "devastating"? The part where Trump attacked her with bleach outside a Chicago Subway at 2am yelling, "This is MAGA country!" or the part where Trump hung a noose in her NASCAR garage?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

474 All this "experience" and she still never figured out that trying to walk down the middle of the road just gets you smashed by both sides.
Posted by: Tom Servo


That's where one usually finds flattened skunks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (022x+)

475 I said yesterday that Pravda Media American Style has used the phrase "explosive testimony" so often in regard to their show trials/investigations, that it now sounds like some intestinal disorder with a great deal of diarrhea and a whole lot of gas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (FZ2cV)

-------
"If I wanted to hear an organ recital, I'd have tuned into PBS..."

Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (VJsqe)

476 >They tried that against several Republican congressmen over the past year in actual courts of law (like Marjorie Taylor Green), and it's all failed.



it's pretty clear to persons with brains that 14A is a Reconstruction amendment meant to bar Johnny Rebs from public office

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (geLO8)

477 "If blaming Trump fails - and I think it will - they will instead pivot to blaming Biden. It's the man, not the platform, that is the cause of the problem."

They knew Biden was a corrupt dolt, but I guess they needed "name recognition" to help jam through their Big Steal. Also Biden and Harris can be the fall guys ... since their Build Back Better needed to destroy America as we know it.

Hopefully they destroy the Democrat Party in the process, but they hope the Party of Davos is in charge before 2024, so they don't have to commit an even bigger election theft then.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (Cus5s)

478 Unless I'm Wrong™

Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (geLO8)

479 464 459 14th Amendment Section 3 disqualifies from federal office anyone who "shall have engaged in insurrection" against the US.

The plan is for the J6 Commission to find Trump guilty of insurrection and create a legal taint over his running.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:23 AM (i0slg)

I dont think President is an office in that sense.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (ex2Cx)

480
Not just him. ANY candidate who was within 1,000 light years of the Capitol that day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (s2VJv)

They're finding out that their leftist college professors were wrong; things don't become True just because you scream very loudly that they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (r46W7)

481 Meanwhile, terrorists being given visas and welcomed to America. It's so all-encompassing we have trouble keeping up with the Junta disasters.

Kevin McCarthy will get right on it, I am sure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (FGU9p)

482 "The fact of the matter" is one of those delightful turns of English idiom that means "everything after this phrase is false".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2022 07:38 AM (6FeV1)
-------
With Elizabeth Warren, I've noticed that she prefaces her truly big whoppers by starting the sentence "So,"

It never fails - it's always a lie.
Posted by: 496 at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (VJsqe)
++++
Like Obama's "let me be clear ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2022 09:29 AM (WWh8n)

483 470 462 What is the Supreme EPA decision that might come out today?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Exhaling is bad for the environment .
Posted by: JT at June 29, 2022 09:25 AM (arJlL)

Meh, don't hold your breath on that one . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2022 09:26 AM (s2VJv)

I'm actually optimistic on this one. Why hold back this decision until after Dobbs and NYRPA? As much as those two were hot button decisions, you'd think - based on precedent - that they'd be last. So I'm thinking the EPA ruling is going to be bad, very bad for the EPA and possibly for administrative regulations overall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (N39Ws)

484 By the way, it appears the arrest of Ryan Kelley, GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan, merely raised his profile and moved him up in the polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (5pTK/)

485 All this "experience" and she still never figured out that trying to walk down the middle of the road just gets you smashed by both sides.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Ah, so!

Posted by: Zombie Nariyoshi Miyagi at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (gmo/4)

486 Hopefully they destroy the Democrat Party in the process, but they hope the Party of Davos is in charge before 2024, so they don't have to commit an even bigger election theft then.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (Cus5s)

As Breitbart said: the Democrat party isn't the chief enemy. The media is. Take down the media, you take down the democrat party.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (H8QX8)

487 With Elizabeth Warren, I've noticed that she prefaces her truly big whoppers by starting the sentence "So,"

It never fails - it's always a lie.

How?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (N39Ws)

488 Replying to Andy McCarthy who tweeted the testimony yesterday was devastating-

Sean Davis
@seanmdav

5m
What part was most "devastating"? The part where Trump attacked her with bleach outside a Chicago Subway at 2am yelling, "This is MAGA country!" or the part where Trump hung a noose in her NASCAR garage?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (NpAcC)
===================
The RINO's have attacked him hundreds of times, and fallen flat every fucking time. Incredibly, these clowns still have jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (FGU9p)

489 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (ex2Cx)

490
it's pretty clear to persons with brains that 14A is a Reconstruction amendment meant to bar Johnny Rebs from public office
Posted by: DB at June 29, 2022 09:27 AM (geLO

It was; but also Johnny Reb had publicly and openly engaged in an actual, real insurrection with guns and everything. The left right now is trying to push their belief that "words are violence", and convict people based on that and nothing else. Which is pure Stalinism.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:31 AM (r46W7)

491 @469 Spot on.

SCOTUS could go further and overturn the Chevron doctrine, where courts defer to any ageny action, even when Congress wasn't clear in its grant of authority, so long as it's not entirely batshit crazy.

If so, many of us believe it would be bigger than overturning Roe. This is Kav's declared mission in life.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2022 09:31 AM (i0slg)

492 They're finding out that their leftist college professors were wrong; things don't become True just because you scream very loudly that they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2022 09:28 AM (r46W7)
--------------

People are getting tired of being intimidated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:31 AM (5pTK/)

493 May 8, 2019 — Obama advisor David Plouffe: "It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again.

Posted by: kactus at June 29, 2022 09:31 AM (GQHcT)

494 things don't become True just because you scream very loudly that they are.

NAA AHH, TRUMPY MANS LUNGED FOR THE WHEEL!!!

Posted by: Every stinking newsie reader at June 29, 2022 09:31 AM (RnAWz)

495 "If Congress wanted you to regulate CO2, Congress should have explicitly told you to regulate CO2. Without that, you can't do it."

plus, they did specifically list what EPA could regulate, so they specifically EXCLUDED CO2.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2022 09:32 AM (Cus5s)

496 By the way, it appears the arrest of Ryan Kelley, GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan, merely raised his profile and moved him up in the polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM (5pTK/)
=================
Democrats pulled every dirty trick they can think of to help Whitmer win, from sneakily figuring a way to disqualify Craig (and four others) to actually arresting the remaining leading candidate.

I hope they fail completely and miserably, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 09:33 AM (FGU9p)

497 Very pleased with the incremental progress made in the past couple days, especially seeing the latest Trump gotcha blow up in the left's face like so many other tries.

Stay the course, people--we WILL ultimately prevail.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2022 09:33 AM (KATBx)

498 Man, it's beautiful how the J6 committee continues to beclown itself with public masturbation fantasies spun by a 24 year old attention whore who would otherwise be posting nude pics on Tic Toc for a living.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 09:33 AM (QSjkU)

499 Like everything in the capitol city it really doesn't matter what's "true." It's the appearance that matters. If it appears Trump and by extension his supporters engaged in rioting or insurrectionist behavior, they're guilty. The media will run with that narrative endlessly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2022 09:34 AM (BFigT)

500 498 Very pleased with the incremental progress made in the past couple days, especially seeing the latest Trump gotcha blow up in the left's face like so many other tries.

Stay the course, people--we WILL ultimately prevail.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2022 09:33 AM (KATBx)

If only we had an opposition party that wasn't afraid to visit the pain they inflicted on us 10x back on them. Make it so terrible that even the left would think - damn we better not go there ever again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 29, 2022 09:34 AM (N39Ws)

501 Egypt to get $500-million loan from the World Bank to help finance wheat purchases.


If only they had a product to export.

Posted by: Moron Robbie



Back when Egypt was a Roman province, it was the breadbasket of the entire Roman Empire. All they grow now is body odor and Muzzie fanaticism, but mostly body odor.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2022 09:37 AM (Lqf5w)

502 We might be making progress with even nutty suburban Democrats. I ran into a guy I hadn't seen in years this morning at my local coffee shop. His wife is on the board of the local Planned Parenthood, so I figured all I would hear would be mournful "Trump is evil" talk. Instead, he just talked about the economy and how tough the last year has been and "Washington is a mess".

This, in socialism central, a college town.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 29, 2022 09:37 AM (FGU9p)

503 How?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM


How.

Posted by: Two Dogs at June 29, 2022 09:37 AM (a3Q+t)

504 271 Kevin Williamson hates his father you know...
Posted by: Inogame at June 29, 2022 08:44 AM (53oGX)

Kevin D. Williamson's father should have taught him that shattered orbital bones are the best lesson.

Posted by: Allie at June 29, 2022 09:42 AM (UnA8+)

505 Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2022 09:33 AM (QSjkU)

She 'd probably look better in the nude because the picture of her dressed in business attire in the NY Post does not show a beautiful woman and, IMO she looks older than her actual age, but maybe the effort to appear serious and truthful just aged her prematurely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2022 09:47 AM (FZ2cV)

506
By the way, it appears the arrest of Ryan Kelley, GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan, merely raised his profile and moved him up in the polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 29, 2022 09:30 AM


apparently....I had never heard of him prior to his arrest

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2022 09:56 AM (ENBF0)

507 What's the difference between a porcupine and "the Beast" on January 6?

Porcupine has prick on the outside!!

Yowza
Honk honk
Posted by: Boffo the Clown at June 29, 2022 09:39 AM (1R/7+)
The real old joke was, "what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? With a porcupine, the prick's on the outside". **I'm here til Thursday. Don't forget to try your waitress and tip the veal....or something**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 29, 2022 09:59 AM (Zvtjl)

508 Hillary Clinton will be 75 F'n years old in October. By 2025, she'll be 77. During her last run at President, she had to be dragged and thrown into a van, has problems walking up stairs. The Dems want to run THAT bitch again?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2022 10:36 AM (ynpvh)

509 It's funny and sad that the limo story had any traction. It is logically impossible for Trump to have done any of what is said without it being on camera, because there's no way he could have done any of that from inside a limo.

Posted by: Nutsy at June 29, 2022 10:37 AM (OfVjg)

510 Michael Anton's piece on "Top Gun" is a must-read.

He nailed it!

Posted by: Whitehall at June 29, 2022 11:55 AM (+8Zt8)

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