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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at June 27, 2022 07:25 PM (VrVjC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 27, 2022 07:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JT at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:27 PM (RTNcm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)
Horse kicks tree, farts on dog, then runs away.
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (XSHW+)
Posted by: Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (aaGzp)
One more point about that Marist poll...
If RvW was a political loser you wouldn't see states moving to ban abortion.
And the legislatures in MI and WI would not be sitting on their butts refusing to pass a new law.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)
Stop that.
Save it for later.
*Wink*
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (XSHW+)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (aaGzp)
Adorable.
Also, the color markings on those lambs mean that they will soon be served with some mint
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (u73oe)
https://bit.ly/3NkuwjO
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:32 PM (kDGvA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:31 PM (llsW/)
I think you're right.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 07:32 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (AMIL/)
https://youtube.com/shorts/3iggFDtlGf4
The 'Ettes will love this one.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (RptO7)
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 27, 2022 07:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)"
Best I've seen is Norwegian Kenneth Aspestrand. 9 clays in 1.8 seconds.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (mSy8I)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (eiN05)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (+CtOc)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (Krnar)
_______
Not what I ordered. Take it back.
*sniffs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:37 PM (Krnar)
*sniffs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM
Dude. A guest eats what's set before him.
If you were purely a Daywalker, it might be understandable, but you've been on the ONT more than once.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:38 PM (dRk7U)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2022 07:39 PM (Krnar)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (dRk7U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:41 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (89T5c)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)
The first one that shows up for me says, "Everyone who believes in God should watch this. It will blow your mind." The associated picture is of Kamala. Pointing.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (onatN)
And the legislatures in MI and WI would not be sitting on their butts refusing to pass a new law.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (5p7BC) "
exactly.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (dRk7U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (EZebt)
---------
*sudden flashback to lunch on an Army base outside of Abu Dhabi*
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB
His mind.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (onatN)
https://tinyurl.com/6z6hkujh
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (jTmQV)
More precious than a puppy?
Maybe a kitten?
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)
Cheetah cub.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (ZLI7S)
"Pasta" in this sense just means "dinner" as in "repast." And if you were late to the table, you might get the wooden spoon on your culu.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (eiN05)
We'll Be Back
https://youtu.be/gUeU333Ohg0
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:35 PM (+CtOc)
Not even interested after what Mustaine did to Ellefson.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM (OqjtX)
More precious than a puppy?
Maybe a kitten?
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 27, 2022 07:33 PM (+/0+/)
Cheetah cub.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:44 PM (DTX3h)
Baby shark?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM (onatN)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (burST)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (dRk7U)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:43 PM
Ham and Lima Beans, well-aged?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (RAXdc)
We'll Be Back
https://youtu.be/gUeU333Ohg0
Posted by: Robert
New King's X, too. dUg, their singing bassist, is 71 years old now. Eventually he'll be old enough that he thinks "dUg" is kind of silly and he'll go back to being "Doug," but today is not that day.
https://youtu.be/BWUrrCB_Ulo
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (RAXdc)
Nice! Thanks for sharing.
I haven't been to one of their shows since "Rust in Peace"
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (DB16e)
---------------
Your hash would be perfect if you were a dermatologist.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:45 PM (xPl2J)
It was an overreaction, for sure, but I suspect there was something else going on behind the scenes. Having some weird long distance internet affair is hardly a reason to sack the guy.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (onatN)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:48 PM (5p7BC)
----
But do you gambol?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:46 PM
I gotta call bogus. You are far too polite for that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I'll eat anything that doesn't get out of the way except for just a few things. Including lima beans.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (p3lya)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2022 07:47 PM (burST)
Oh goody; now the annual TiP CBT will be even longer. Meanwhile, the administration continues its human trafficking by the millions.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (DTX3h)
in my family the saying was "shut up and eat".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw !
Please clean your plate dear
The Lord above can see ya
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (KAi1n)
The girl was NOT underage.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (llsW/)
The doggies are cuter but E. warren and AOC's unhinged "abortion everywhere for everyone" appeals to the masses should be viewed for what they are: demons acting thru them for the destruction of us and our country.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2ay5na
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
But he grew into a handsome, sweet guy and I spoil him ridiculously so it's all good. He's currently splayed out on his couch dreaming and running in his sleep.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:55 PM (KAi1n)
More trolling from Xiden?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 07:56 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 07:57 PM (KAi1n)
https://youtu.be/BWUrrCB_Ulo
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)
Oooohhhhh, awesome! Thanks, man, I had no idea they were making a new album.
And what the hell is this? Ozzy and Jeff Beck?
https://youtu.be/h_6DfxA6LiI
Post-pandemic hard rock and metal is coming up with some surprises.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:57 PM (kWDXz)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127278
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)
I wish they wouldn't use the phrase "sex trafficking." He wanted to be a pimp.
I guess the Navy wasn't interesting enough for him. All I know is, when I was in the Army, we didn't have enough time for such nonsense. And none of my pals were O4s and 05s.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 07:58 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 07:59 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
As for Megadeth, I like their music, I dont care about their inter band drama.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (llsW/)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (AiZBA)
My kid was after me to play in stock shorting when the market was taking a dump in 2020. He was bugging the crap out of me about it. I finally asked him how much he had made with the shorting. He'd cleared a few thousand.
I showed him my portfolio, and he quit bugging me.
I couldn't make enough at PredictIt to make it worth my while. I keep a decent amount of liquidity on hand, but not enough to make to my bottom line. And I'd rather keep the cash around for if I happen to find a deal on a Porche Cayman or decide to buy new kitchen counters.
PredictIt would not be fun for me, because I would treat it like work. And I already have a stressful enough job.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:01 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, deeply lurking at June 27, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Non-profit pimpin'. No ladies, I don't want yo money, I just enjoy the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 07:54 PM
If you're better than most of the players you're playing against, in the *long* run, yes, but statistical variations can be a stone b*tch. And how you react to those really determines if you make money in the long run.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Bobby le'Hairdo
Posted by: Steel Panther at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (rMN2c)
Back in the day, there was no need for on duty, uniformed pimps. 40 mark park was only a 10 minute walk. Not that I ever partook of any of the services, mind you.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (VhE0u)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Paisley wants ice cream!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (kf6Ak)
Isn't this a mixed message? Thought we were all in on kinky sex month and anything goes?
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)
Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.
Waiting to hear back from a plumber.
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Uh, is this guy an undercover Horde member?
Send us Your Asteroid, O Lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oHd/0)
Dave doesn't give the impression that he thinks he's smarter than anybody else. You on the other hand...,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (XK2P
Only 40? On NPR? Did he dismember a fetus on live TV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oUTXZ)
https://youtu.be/c0Va228UhRs
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (oUTXZ)
I'd watch that.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Indian at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mr Doh at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at June 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Non-profit pimpin'. No ladies, I don't want yo money, I just enjoy the game.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:02 PM (47mFt)
It checks out.
*Bangs gavel*
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (aQkzv)
Posted by: 13times at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (rMN2c)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:06 PM (0OP+5)
Well, Bob Hope said that... 40 years ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (dRk7U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Nuh uh. I got the good spot fair and square.
Posted by: a big cat at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (lJiaS)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 27, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)
Nuremburg had/has a wall. Called The Wall. The old city wall, apparently, and the gals were set up inside the wall, like window displays at Christmas.
I was just interested and naive enough to gawk, but not desperate enough to partake. I know several guys who were. They said it wasn't really worth the cost, as the gals were very business-like and boring.
Well yeah. That's why they call it prostitution, because the gals don't actually like you or want your nasty stank all over them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (47mFt)
There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.
New sink! is the bright side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Uh, was there alcohol involved?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (FZ2cV)
Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.
Waiting to hear back from a plumber.
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Like my former boss used to say, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (aQkzv)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
*sees all the "Tucker puppy" jokes have been taken*
I got nothin else
*back to lurking*
Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (DB16e)
Marty Feldman had better eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (08ncd)
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
__________
He was trying to be helpful. Calm down.
*flees*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (lJiaS)
What are you talking about? That guy's voice RULES! heh heh heh
Posted by: Beavis at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (lJiaS)
There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.
New sink! is the bright side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
It's a very nice, newish stainless steel sink. It looks okay, but everything under it is destroyed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
This is the problem you are going to see with a lot of the bad polls in the next few weeks. Urban sampling is going to heavily bias the response on the abortion question. This causes distortions where Biden will do poorly, but Democrats well on the generic ballot.
Sign of bad polling, and unfortunately very common.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)
https://youtu.be/c0Va228UhRs
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (P1f+c)
Well, it's no Hangar 18...
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:11 PM (aQkzv)
It is for times like this that we insist on a comfortable man cave.
In 15 years, you will look back on this and laugh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
My dad loved tripe, but when mom cooked it, I'd have to leave the house. The smell! Ugh!
Posted by: Toni at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (oWBc3)
Now? Sure...yeah, Hetfield's voice is long gone.
But, not back when it mattered. And neither was Tom Araya.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (lJiaS)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)
This is next level thinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (lJiaS)
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
So what you're saying is for the next 14 years, 364 days Mr. Doh is sleeping on the couch?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (aQkzv)
They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (x+Bsn)
Posted by: Mr Doh at June 27, 2022 08:07 PM (08ncd)
Your thoughtfulness and concern for your lovely wife's safety should earn you serious attaboys!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Says the guy who runs marathons...
***gives Dave the side eye***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (BgMrQ)
That puppy is a shoe in for whatever he decides to run for.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (2hil/)
There may be one or two husbands that have not done something to really, really annoy our wifes. I am not in that small list.
New sink! is the bright side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
It's a very nice, newish stainless steel sink. It looks okay, but everything under it is destroyed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
'a nice newish sink'? Is that Yiddish?
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (0OP+5)
I fell off a ladder once and tore my labrum, never fully recovered. My wife won't allow me on a ladder unless she is holding it steady.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Do you gyre and gimble?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Jane D'oh is a refined, spiritual lady, so no.
But in my own experience, this will be referenced in every disagreement for the next 15 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (b9Rih)
This is next level thinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)
Not that any of us would ever do this. Any mysterious bricks are entirely authentic.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)
Even worse, there might be a flour shortage soon.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (2hil/)
*sees all the "Tucker puppy" jokes have been taken*
I got nothin else
*back to lurking*
Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (786Ro)
Nobody even cares enough about me anymore, to make bow tie jokes.
- sobbing George Will
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)
When I was in food QA, we set up a new lab out in California for a new plant. The tomatoes are brought in from the fields in trucks and then essentially sent through a log flume ride in order to wash and transport them for processing. Included in this was tumbling them through a fast moving waterfall type thing. So, lots of spray and dispersion of odor.
It was very distinctive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:17 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)
I do, in the slivy toves.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
But Mustaines voice just grates.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2022 08:14 PM
There are few Geoff Tates, but it's still a talent not everyone can do.
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (DB16e)
Walked in from a long meeting at church and he stops me from entering the kitchen. He replaced a bulb above the sink, and instead of using a ladder, STOOD IN THE SINK, causing it to separate from the counter and destroyed the plumbing.
Waiting to hear back from a plumber.
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Is there a moron among us who would not have made that same mistake? Not I.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (YVx1O)
Posted by: Baby Goat at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)
*fistbump*
One of Us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (08ncd)
Instacart found me about 7 or 8 weeks for my great niece.
I threw a 20 in the window as she drove of fast and she came around saying no one had ever done that?
I spent around 225 bucks and tipped her 10% and did not know what the company gave her.
Does instacart give them all the tip?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
OK, that was amazing.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (rfQHv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ) "
15 ?
optimist !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (dRk7U)
They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
The collar with a tie (I got one with a short regular tie once) is one of the few cat garbs that most of my cats put up with without a lot of complaint.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)
I do, in the slivy toves.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (AiZBA)
Director: Cut! Look, Napoleon, you're supposed to do that in the wabe. The wabe! What does it take to get through to you?
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 07:42 PM (RAXdc)
I hope he gets what he deserves.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (2hil/)
*oscillates hand*
I'm wabing, can't you see?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:20 PM (OqjtX)
I am somehow pleased that you did not get my joke, because you're too classy. But I'm wondering now about that mesquite bean flour.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2JoB8)
----
Well, if it is any comfort, I usually don't enjoy it
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)
Does anyone???
Posted by: zombie Phidippides at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)
That's why mine are full of dishes. To avoid that.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June
Not that strong. Stand on them over a narrow cabinet not some big wide one.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (v+CM4)
If you do not use a ladder, stand on the counter, not the sink. Counters are strong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
This is of course sensible. But I'd still like to think that a proper sink mount would hold even Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)
Yeah, he probably needs some wifely comforting after that close brush with certain death.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)
Thats lets than $10k a month. Good deal. I know a dude that spent 3 times that on a second wife over 20 months! CVNT
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (2hil/)
I would have probably cracked the granite counter top standing on it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)
Free air travel for men, since they can always claim to be pregnant and making them prove it is a hate crime.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
And you think Dave in Fl thinks he's smarter than anybody else? The comic relief is great,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (FZ2cV)
----
Well, if it is any comfort, I usually don't enjoy it
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)
Does anyone???
Posted by: zombie Phidippides at June 27, 2022 08:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Dear Lord, I love this place. I could not remember the guy's name, but I guessed right before I looked it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (89T5c)
They're wearing those collars first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Snap some pictures for the pet thread.
Be sure to do it in a room with good lighting.
Like the kitchen, now.
**runs**
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (yk557)
"Paul Clement and Erin Murphy, the lawyers who successfully argued against New York’s law restricting conceal-carry gun permits, were told by Kirkland & Ellis they had to stop representing Second Amendment plaintiffs or find another firm."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)
And you think Dave in Fl thinks he's smarter than anybody else? The comic relief is great,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (FZ2cV)
Isn't being smarter than us kind of like being Valedictorian of Summer school?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (v+CM4)
Yeah, he probably needs some wifely comforting after that close brush with certain death.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)
Likely being in a room full of knives with his wife would be an even closer brush with death.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (eoQWY)
(a) In General.—No funds authorized or appropriated by Federal law, and none of the funds in any trust fund to which funds are authorized or appropriated by Federal law, shall be expended for any abortion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:19 PM (YVx1O)
Yeah, in MY house that would have meant SHE was sleeping on the couch....
Could be why I'm single, and will remain so... but at least I can sleep in my own damn bed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (oHd/0)
Allegedly Clarence Thomas: The liberals made my life miserable for 43 years, and I'm going to make their lives miserable for 43 years.
I would say that the chances are low that this is a real quote. I only wish it =WAS= true.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (ybIRR)
Admirals Mast.
Uncover, Two.
A absolute career ender. I hope the Military Disciplinary Barracks at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas needs a new volleyball player to spike the Supply Officers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx)
Free air travel for men, since they can always claim to be pregnant and making them prove it is a hate crime.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
And under HIIPA its illegal to ask your medical condition or history.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2022 08:23 PM (2JoB
12 foot ceiling fist bump. My furnace filters are up there too. I got one of those Little Giant ladders that can reach, just. I only change light bulbs and filters when I'm feeling especially balanced.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (2hil/)
In my younger days, I installed current transducers on live 480V busbars without any PPE. My boss got mad at me when I spent $60 for some electricians gloves. I had never heard of arc flash back then and I'm glad it never killed me.
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u+Y3T)
I'm doing great, thanks! I wore my free speech shirt last weekend to take my ham radio test, and got so many thumbs up! And, I passed, so just waiting for the FCC to email so I can pay and get my call sign!
Posted by: Toni at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (PgM6e)
"Paul Clement and Erin Murphy, the lawyers who successfully argued against New York’s law restricting conceal-carry gun permits, were told by Kirkland & Ellis they had to stop representing Second Amendment plaintiffs or find another firm."
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)
_________
I thought everyone was entitled to representation. But those days are long gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Hmm, hope it all works out, Jane.
*Walks away whistling *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)
(a) In General.—No funds authorized or appropriated by Federal law, and none of the funds in any trust fund to which funds are authorized or appropriated by Federal law, shall be expended for any abortion.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (5p7BC)
The law? Like that's going to stop us.
Posted by: Democrats at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (aQkzv)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (OqjtX)
Oh. What does it taste like? It isn't low carb, by any chance, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (FZ2cV)
Thanks, it's a reused Dennis Miller joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (08ncd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2022 08:30 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (FZ2cV)
Hmm, hope it all works out, Jane.
*Walks away whistling *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)
*whispers to son*
Don't tell your mom.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (AiZBA)
***
In fairness, everything Joe Biden does is unwitting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (kf6Ak)
I predict the next trend will be law firms made up of based lawyers kicking the crap out of their old firms in court.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Paco at June 27, 2022 08:32 PM (njExo)
The law? Like that's going to stop us.
Posted by: Democrats at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (aQkzv)
__________
It's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)
https://youtu.be/rzEPkbPgdn0
I was stationed with a guy who was friends with Ty Tabor.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (sAmhv)
‘Mostly Peaceful
Somewhat Peaceful
Kinda Peaceful
A lil Peaceful
Lets call this Peaceful
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
**
I remember the lawyers Trump hired to contest the PA elections were forced to drop the case
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2022 08:26 PM (VhE0u)
_________
I thought everyone was entitled to representation. But those days are long gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:29 PM (/U27+)
They should start their own firm - as someone who beat the supreme court they would be able to get plenty of clients and lawyers. If their firm is that woke then its reputation will soon be in the toilet.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
There, but for the grace of God, go I.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (AiZBA)
Personally, I don't know why you are so upset with him. All he was doing was testing the load bearing strength of the sink to insure it would be safe for you.
In fact, you should be grateful to him. He basically saved your life, sorta.
Maybe make him a sammich and bring him a drink and he will forgive you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Watched a dumbass arc weld a socket wrench to a rectifier chassis. Heh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (89T5c)
OK, 20 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM
You guys are making me laugh. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2022 07:30 PM (kDGvA)
Herb Parsons. One look and I knew I had to have a Model 12.
Posted by: Agitator at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (8Avx7)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (OqjtX)
Personally, I don't know why you are so upset with him. All he was doing was testing the load bearing strength of the sink to insure it would be safe for you.
In fact, you should be grateful to him. He basically saved your life, sorta.
Maybe make him a sammich and bring him a drink and he will forgive you.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
*adds Jackstraw to List*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC
---------------
Well yeah, the game's on.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)
I once put Her Majesty's woolen cape from New Zealand through the wash by accident. I think the military term is "interview without coffee".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
We can laugh because we have functional kitchen sinks. *runs serpentine using natural cover & concealment*
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (2hil/)
My husband says, "You need to call a plumber."
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC
__________
Factually, he's correct, you know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (YVx1O)
Unfortunately, one of his inner circle chased away the one good lawyer with election law experience that could have made a difference. Wood and Powell were jokes, and Giuliani was over his head.
But at the end of the day it was Trump making bad personnel decisions, and that is on him.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)
Well that will sure be more important to voters than the cost of milk and gasoline.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)
Watched a dumbass arc weld a socket wrench to a rectifier chassis. Heh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 08:35 PM (89T5c)
I read some random Internet story about a dump apprentice who thought he could touch one side of a high voltage line with impunity, because he wasn't touching the other one. What stuck with me was the electrician's order:
Get him out of my sight before he turns himself into carbon and paperwork.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Splunge
You might call it "impotent rage," which is funny given the subject.
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (FZ2cV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2022
Being smarter than me is a pretty low bar.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (eGTCV)
I rewatched the original Top Gun recently, because I remembered enjoying it as a kid.
That movie was a piece of shit. I couldn't even finish it, it was so bad, and that almost never happens. I think I maybe made it 45min-1hr. So lame. So boring.
I have no idea how it was ever a hit, and if the new one is anything like it, I have no idea how the new one is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)
And Kelly McGillis wasn't even hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:40 PM (IXpV7)
Well Jane does have that, so she should be thankful.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (OqjtX)
That plumbing isn't going to fix itself.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)
__________
And the sooner Jane calls, the sooner it gets fixed. Do I have to do all the damn thinking around here?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (/U27+)
BTW, are you old school 13 or 18 spd guy? Tell me you have a preDEF pete or ken and lie if you must.
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (eyOr9)
That's the same lie. The SC banned nothing. They just kicked it to the states. The poor snowflakes in some states will actually have to work hard to get their way instead of depending on the 1973 decision of, AHEM, 7 MEN to do their dirty work for them.
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Past Mr. D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:43 PM (dscaa)
At 7 decades, we have a year and a half old cat and a 10 month old kitten. I fully intend to have new kitties around until I check out the rainbow bridge myself!
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 08:43 PM (3lufg)
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 07:29 PM (XSHW+)
That's along the same vein as the drunk pig getting into the fight
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 27, 2022 08:45 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (OqjtX)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)
Next time Mr. D'oh stumbles, he'll bumble even less.
For up from the ashes (of disaster) grow the roses of success!
https://youtu.be/WOyIJVUaoeg
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 27, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)
Nothing personal honey, simply a matter of balancing volume of the sink against the volume of what you intend to put in it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (lWwfn)
___
Hubby's an electrician.
He knows better.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (RAXdc)
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2022 08:46 PM (YVx1O)
Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.
This is going to be a pricey light bulb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Splunge
It really is the kind of move I would make, and in turn, my husband would be the seething one.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)
Do you have a wabe?!?
Posted by: uffing boy standing in thought at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)
Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.
This is going to be a pricey light bulb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
Jeez, Jane must run her house with an iron fist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
It's these damn new curly light bulbs, I'm telling you.
Posted by: Mr. D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (dscaa)
Apparently one of my husband's buddies had just left, helping him lift the sink ( and NEW garbage disposal) and prop everything up with a 2x4.
This is going to be a pricey light bulb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
Jeez, Jane must run her house with an iron fist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:48 PM (b2nrj)
No. And I make sammiches and take good care of my husband, who I love.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Muad'dib
They look like Cheetahs because they are Cheetahs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (sAmhv)
Joe Manchin: I'm goin' down to shoot a campaign commercial, you know I gotta pretend I didn't just come out against the Roe V Wade decision.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
FIFY
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:51 PM (ptqGC)
Plus - I've heard that people think the volleyball scene is teh gay. I wouldn't know; I didn't make it that far... but Cruise & Kilmer practically made out a couple times during the part I did see.
I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 27, 2022 08:42 PM (eyOr9)
Endorian leopards.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)
I hope we do. Burning one of their shibboleths will incur the exact same cost as burning all of them. They deserve it, it's the only way they will leave us alone. I fucking hope we do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (ybIRR)
Thank you for sharing this story, and making us feel a little better about our stupid actions. Glad there were no injuries to people, only to pride. And this will be a story to tell in the future.
Your girl friends will probably nod, and tell their tales of woe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)
I'm pretty sure it's all the not-totally gay sex that happens aboard ships long at sea.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)
This place unloaded me in two hours.
Two hours!
Someone call the Pope.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (Fcmb9)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)
no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah, that must be where "Rum, sodomy, and the lash" comes from.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (Bd6X8)
Did you see that a 70 foot trimaran shattered the Bermuda record?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
The thing about trimarans is that they're just as stable upside down as they are right side up.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
Somebody yelled "squirrel" and we all ran out the doggie door at warp speed...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (LOVUx)
"What am I gonna do on a submarine?" - Village People, "In the Navy"
Pretty sure he figured it out....
Posted by: Mookie at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
----------
This.
Punish them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
Nope; not since the firmware update got pushed out this past Friday.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 27, 2022 08:55 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)
Trans skateboarder, 29, who beat 13-year-old girl to first prize in women's competition is a divorced, ex-Navy father-of-three who was REJECTED from Olympic qualifiers for having too much testosterone
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2022 08:28 PM (oHd/0)
Lol.
Posted by: HR checking your Vax status at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (a0KPx)
https://youtu.be/AxYiOwsu6wU
No, he's not involved here, AFAIK.
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)
I did have to do a nine hour round trip to Cranston today to pick up my out of state CCW renewal permit in person.
Massachusetts mails it to me.
Nice new BCI building over near the prison, though. Your tax dollars at work!
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (3lufg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)
no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
what is ?? I want to be current.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (V13WU)
Even more so if the sails are up.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)
I hope we do. Burning one of their shibboleths will incur the exact same cost as burning all of them. They deserve it, it's the only way they will leave us alone. I fucking hope we do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (ybIRR)
Im agnostic about it, but im not sure that "threatening" repeal of gay marriage if the republicans take the house will have the effect the dems expect...!
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)
It's an automa...I mean, yeah, 18 speed.
*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (YE3dr)
I would say that the chances are low that this is a real quote. I only wish it =WAS= true.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 08:27 PM (ybIRR)
A humble suggestion for a Clarence Thomas theme song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
Justice Thomas has the remedy.
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (yk557)
Exactly. With the left, it's squirrels all the way down.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (Xrfse)
no, i just notice that we're no longer all talking about standing with Ukraine. I guess Ukraine isn't the Current Thing any longer.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
Yeah, it was the old college try - but they just couldn't get America to catch The Fever for war with... Russia?
After that, it was Malcolm Nance eating twinkies in a place nobody cares about, and then everyone got really bored, and then some chicks might not be able to whack out their kids at some point in the future, and everyone's being pushed to go crazy about that instead, and besides Zelensky's not *that* handsome, and Clarence Thomas is more of a devil than Putin, and everyone just forgot about their heartfelt allegiance to the Azov Battalion and the Ghost of Kiev.
The Ukraine thing - however it shakes out - will be a quickly forgotten episode of "America: The Soap Opera."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:59 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU
-----------
Roughly translated:
Quick! Dad has to parlay with the possums to interdict the prostitutes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 08:59 PM (u73oe)
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:33 PM (ptqGC
That’s a man who knows his limits.
Posted by: 7man at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Oh my goodness. I just received via ebay a 1968 copy of the Ball Blue Book (for canning, you perverts), and the inside back cover is a treatise on "How to Preserve Your Husband." Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water. This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good, by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses. Wrap them in a mantle of of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. thus prepared, they will keep for years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
Justice Thomas has the remedy.
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (yk557)
And I was so hoping for Superfly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (2hil/)
First Saturday finisher on a Friday start in the history of the race. 33 hours, crazy fast.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7upcaz
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Lol.
Posted by: HR checking your Vax status at June 27, 2022 08:57 PM (a0KPx)
_________
Our Bodies, Our Choice was on sabbatical
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:01 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (Lqf5w)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)
Maybe duck now.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3byMq)
It's an automa...I mean, yeah, 18 speed.
*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 08:58 PM (YE3dr)
B61 Mack Duplex
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (0OP+5)
Jane your husband was just explaining the problem to you so you could understand
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)
_______
Jane's so cute when she's mad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2022 09:02 PM (2jRyv)
I expect Jane knows exactly what the problem is, and it isn't plumbing.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:04 PM (5HBd1)
42 dead illegals in a tractor trailer in San Antonio.
------
I presume they were whipped to death by white men on horseback?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)
Great border policy, Biden.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:03 PM (Lqf5w)
__________
Republicans blocked funding for limousines.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (/U27+)
in my family the saying was "shut up and eat".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw !
Please clean your plate dear
The Lord above can see ya
Don't you know people are starving in Korea?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 07:53 PM (63Dwl)
----
The spoof I liked was:
"Finish your email dear, there are people offline in India."
Posted by: Ciampino at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)
More likely roasting in hell, but YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)
I thought that said the Blue Ball Book.
That's going to be the title of my memoirs.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (irA6v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I saw Kelly McGillis in a recent low budget Indy horror flick called the Innkeepers. All I will say is that time is a cruel friggin' mistress.
I will compliment her for getting a ton of work done. She's aged naturally. I hate that puffy lips and lion's smile look from the one's that do. Like Brandon.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (p3lya)
No
Are you trying to get an abortion?
No
Well, I gotta be straight with you, there just aren't many opportunities for people like you in the Army.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wx49j)
Me: didn't he jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
In fairness, the left supported it longer than they do when the US military is called to action.
Posted by: Bete at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (a0KPx)
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)
Could be the post of the week.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (UtyEK)
That's going to be the title of my memoirs.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (irA6v)
Like I said, ya perverts.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:00 PM (LOVUx)
And, from time to time, greet him at the door wearing only Saran Wrap and an inviting smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 27, 2022 09:06 PM (Wx49j)
"Are you two homosexuals?"
"No, but we are willing to learn."
At one time, that was hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (irA6v)
Another made up right not in the Constitution.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)
thigh high fishnets and a see-through babydoll.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)
I think I averaged about 5 in a Tartan 34. Several centuries ago.
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (3lufg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)
The Bar Association gets pressure from the Governor's office and the legislature, and has to keep in mind their relationships with the government.
I mean a supreme court win is good, but true value in life comes from friendships.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:07 PM (4I/2K)
thigh high fishnets and a see-through babydoll.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)
Did both of those, and my wife still doesn't respect me. What now?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)
"Unnamed DoJ Sources Say Mexican Death Truck Driven by Trump"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
Oops, that's NOT getting a ton of work done. Not getting.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (p3lya)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)
Thank you for sharing this story, and making us feel a little better about our stupid actions. Glad there were no injuries to people, only to pride. And this will be a story to tell in the future.
Your girl friends will probably nod, and tell their tales of woe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at Ju
Oh yes. My husband is the smartest and most handy person I know, but frequently eschews basic / common sense safety rules --He thinks his flip flops are OSHA approved safety gear .
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)
Get the peeler and go to town.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (LOVUx)
Turned on the local news.
What a shitshow.
Between the screeching about roevwade, the praying coach and global warming, there wasn't a single story that was factual and informative.
Jeepers. They want us to all start killing each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:09 PM (LOVUx)
Oooh, what a lucky man, he was!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)
I'm not particularly content regarding the decision, myself.
Posted by: zombie Neal Boortz at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)
If you are painting over oil based paint, you can use any number of other mixes. Talk to your local dealer (NOT home depot or Lowes, they don't know anything), and get a list of paint systems that will adhere.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:12 PM (LOVUx)
I'm not particularly content regarding the decision, myself.
Posted by: zombie Neal Boortz at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
You, sir, are a Great American!
Posted by: GET HAAAANITIZED! at June 27, 2022 09:12 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 27, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)
Definitely. The woke lawyers can't win except by distorting the Constitution, or like Obama did and Biden is doing, by throwing in the towel on the fights they don't like.
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
Really off topic but this is putting a cramp in my plans. There is no oil based paint to be had.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (OqjtX)
_________
You're having cramps?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 09:13 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
You know you arrived when you give up simultaneous orgasms for simultaneous crapper use (or naps, and those are better). I do hope you hacienda has a double holer.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
So it's like Yin and Yang over there.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (STrjs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (8GBH4)
I think I averaged about 5 in a Tartan 34. Several centuries ago.
Fastest I got there was an early Monday morning arrival and I though we were flying. They beat our time by over a day!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2022 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tcn in AK, "
*******
Fortunately, we do have a few holes available.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:15 PM (sWy2N)
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: @maggiem24_ at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (D6lWx)
Imagonna steal that!!
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Family drama begins tomorrow am, bright n shiny. prayers that i don't remove my sister from the board for causing this would be very appreciated.
y'all be cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (3lufg)
Turned on the local news.
What a shitshow.
Between the screeching about roevwade, the praying coach and global warming, there wasn't a single story that was factual and informative.
Jeepers. They want us to all start killing each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched, just call me Pollyanna at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Yes they do. Feature not bug.
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)
Seething.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
__________
He was trying to be helpful. Calm down.
*flees*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2022 08:09 PM (/U27+)
Possibly the two most dangerous words in the English language...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 27, 2022 09:18 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:18 PM (OqjtX)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road)
Hey, my dad was born and buried in Falls County!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (p3lya)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (b9Rih)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)
Condolences and prayers, Mr. Bif.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2022 09:19 PM (3lufg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2022 08:54 PM (B3oWe)
The meme with Batman slapping Robin Meme "We [verb] with [current thing] now" is getting a workout
I think the "we care about Roe!" is going to scrape off a lot of the NPC thinking
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2022 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)
More pea soup?
Posted by: Regan MacNeil at June 27, 2022 09:21 PM (4I/2K)
Family drama begins tomorrow am, bright n shiny. prayers that i don't remove my sister from the board for causing this would be very appreciated.
y'all be cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)
Ask GOD for understanding and patience, bro.
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)
https://tinyurl.com/4akp8t3p
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:24 PM (STrjs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Eromero
HE would have understood had i taken the Corsicana exit and visited with you and Ben Had. October cannot arrive quickly enough.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (ZnzuZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2022 09:25 PM (OqjtX)
Good job on the 60's Ball Blue Book, mine is worn all out and I had to buy another one.
The older ones have better recipes
Wanna talk canning?
Oh, and Buy. Lids. Now. do not wait
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:11 PM (sWy2N)
More projection going on in that house than a Democrat spokesperson.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (b9Rih)
More pea soup?
Posted by: Regan MacNeil"
*******
No soup, please! My son just texted that about half the folks who were at my grandson's first birthday party this weekend are in my predicament.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (sWy2N)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)
42 dead illegals in a tractor trailer in San Antonio.
------
I presume they were whipped to death by white men on horseback?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:05 PM (IXpV7)
F'n Joe and Alejandro Mayorkas killed them with kindness.
Posted by: Ishmael at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)
Thank you, sir! I'll try to drive slow for the sake of the wetbacks in my trailer I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:27 PM (STrjs)
. Patience, peace and wisdom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (GLJgZ)
About the driving slow or the wetbacks?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:17 PM (ZnzuZ)
Sorry to hear that. Condolences.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (STrjs)
Plus - I've heard that people think the volleyball scene is teh gay. I wouldn't know; I didn't make it that far... but Cruise & Kilmer practically made out a couple times during the part I did see.
I'm pretty sure that the Navy got it's undeserved reputation for gayness because of Top Gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 08:52 PM (IXpV7)
Right. Top Gun. Not us.
Posted by: Village People at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 27, 2022 09:28 PM (Bd6X
Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (STrjs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (HGpq7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:30 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 27, 2022 09:10 PM (2hil/)
shave your back and try again?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (HGpq7)
Posted by: Javems at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ben Had
just continue to be yourself. knowing this fine group of people has my back and will expect adult behaviour out of me is all i need to keep my chin up.
Fen, thank you. it means a lot to me. thank you all for the prayers.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (on the road) - at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (ZnzuZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:31 PM (HGpq7)
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That's a shame.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (HGpq7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:29 PM (HGpq7)
Hit a dump truck.
How does you somehow miss a bloody train coming right at you?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:32 PM (STrjs)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel
Maybe sign up for some hot yoga or spin class?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (9qSw/)
Ruh roh.. sounds like food poisoning.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)
I know the feeling. Helped son #1 move back in March and came home with a nice hernia for my troubles. Haven't mentioned it to wifey and I'm so looking forward to when she finds out. Maybe I'll try that standing on the kitchen sink thing and see how that goes.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (lWwfn)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 27, 2022 09:14 PM (LOVUx)
Upper-deckers are not advised.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2022 09:33 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (STrjs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/
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I thought it was the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (u73oe)
Analysts predict hurricane season could push gasoline above $10 a gallon in certain parts of the country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (HGpq7)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:34 PM (9qSw/
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I thought it was the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (u73oe
Only in Canada.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (9qSw/)
Ruh roh.. sounds like food poisoning.
Posted by: jewells45"
******
Seems like it is. My wife didn't eat much there and she's ok.
Posted by: Cosda at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (sWy2N)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:36 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:37 PM (79p/O)
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Does it work for Frenchwomen doing their hair in their bedrooms too?
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:35 PM (nxdel
Good for you!
No kidding, I finally got off my butt and started strength training again after like 15 years of being a bean pod. I couldn't walk a flight of steps without getting winded.
Feel like 73 thousand bucks now. It's hell the first few weeks but feeling better is worth it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)
Oooff!! That sucks dude. Take care of that. Serious.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)
I know the feeling.
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Complete sympathy for you both. Things that were easy to do 4-5 years ago, are now just plain difficult.
About the hernia...get it repaired. Don't put it off. It will get worse. I just came off of *bilateral* surgery in late April. I had put it off for 4 years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer ,etc., etc. at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (JlkmQ)
*adds Jackstraw to List*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM
In this instance, JackStraw is correct, Jane.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (HGpq7)
*adds Jackstraw to List*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2022 08:36 PM
In this instance, JackStraw is correct, Jane.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (llON8)
And I just can't stop internally laughing every time I think about the Congressional Black Caucus requesting that a national emergency be called over restricting abortion. They must be terrified of there being too many black people around.
Posted by: azjaeger at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (BFigT)
Senior officials.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:39 PM (HGpq7)
17 Intelligence Agencies
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
See?!?!?! You take away abortion rights, and now women aren't even giving their kids names.
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2022 09:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (HGpq7)
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Whenever I move, I usually throw away about 2/3 of my stuff. Great time to fill a dumpster or two.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yeah, doesn't make a damn bit of sense. They should have just walked en masse into the nearest border patrol office and said "I want my ticket to the nearest swing state, puta." Biden and Co. would have obliged.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (Lqf5w)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (79p/O)
A very cute puppy.
Heading for the Orange Tree. It is, after all, after work.
You would not be interested in my work. It involves the court system under our current Soros implanted (no one really voted for this Marxist Bitch) taking care of folks just out of prison/jail/on drugs/or soon to be doing drugs again/felons /or recently "downgraded" to low misdemeanor (kicking the sh** out of you girlfriend is one)
so yeah....catch ya later
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 27, 2022 09:45 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:46 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2022 09:40 PM
Wut? It's not like I said "calm down"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2022 09:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Can’t believe nobody did a Iron Eyes Warren sock: “People start papooses. People can stop papooses! [tear rolls down cheek]
Posted by: Rex B at June 27, 2022 09:47 PM (F98dM)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Still the same.
Spending 8 to 10 hours a day , everyday, at the hospital.
I do lurk quite a bit, just too wiped out most days to comment.
How are you?
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:50 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2022 09:50 PM (C35Jn)
Hang in there, God knows you are in a difficult place, but there are a lot of good Horde people praying for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 09:53 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Scoob at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (uz9Qm)
Senior officials.
17 Intelligence Agencies
A group of 30 former generals.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 27, 2022 09:42 PM (HGpq7)
Familiar with thinking of DoD officials.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 09:54 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: the giraffe at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (V13WU)
I know it's not ONT time yet, but I'm stressed.
My daughter has told me that I want her to die because I support Roe being overturned.
My son has just stormed out the door.
I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
Your kids don’t have a right to ruin your life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 27, 2022 09:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 09:58 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Zombie Aristophanes at June 27, 2022 10:00 PM (5w4FU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: mpfs, Out of fucks to give at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (79p/O)
My daughter has told me that I want her to die because I support Roe being overturned.
My son has just stormed out the door.
I know I'm doing the right thing, but I'm going to lose my family over this.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
***
To Daughter: Quit screwing around. Get on the pill.
To Son: What's your effing problem?
To Both: I'm rewriting the will.
That'll bring them around.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
Your kids don’t have a right to ruin your life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
You have the responsibility to to do what is right and ethical in your view, your family may not approve, but come Judgement Day, YOU will be asked the questions about what YOU did in your life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at June 27, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2022 09:55 PM (aommx)
You kids are being ignorant, and illogical.
Probably because they cannot reconcile in their minds killing babies versus the discomfort their God-given conscience is whispering to them.
Maybe their anger is a sign of hope, as they can use their reason to sort out why they are angry. This is better than having no conscience at all.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2022 10:03 PM (ufFY8)
Kids will make choices in spite of how you tried to raise them
(Damn the internet).
As a father, you will have to stand your ground and let them learn some hard life lessons.
At the end of the day....your children, they have to grow up with or without you.
I consider myself blessed with good young adults and I hope you will still have influence during these trying times for all of us.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 27, 2022 10:05 PM (J00IM)
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