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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Ezra Miller Is Hiding Out With His Child Followers on His Pot Farm with His Cache of Assault Weapons?Rolling Stone (discussed below) is pushing the "assault weapons" as a grabby part of the story, which some might object to, but let's not forget, this guy is a serial criminal who really cannot be trusted with guns. That's the ranch where he's "hosting" three children, by the way, as we'll see in the next article. Anyway, he's mentally unwell and has been a One Man Crime Spree for the last year. Weird how there's been no Red Flags investigation into him, despite him living in two leftwing jurisdictions (Hawaii and Vermont). And now he's been "hosting" three young children and their mother stashed away on his illegal pot farm in Vermont. Ezra Miller has come out as "queer" but queer means whatever the person calling themselves queer wants it to. In Miller's case, it apparently means "a straight pervert who wants to f*** little kids and get away with it because no one wants to accuse the 'non-binary individual.'" Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Better than
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 24, 2022 07:30 PM (7xWyJ) 2
So cheap
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 24, 2022 07:30 PM (7xWyJ) 3
He has guns in Hawaii?
Mad skilz. Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 24, 2022 07:30 PM (jTmQV) 4
I prefer the pronoun faggot--for Ezra Miller.
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2022 07:31 PM (krQz2) 5
No way he goes Koresh
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 24, 2022 07:31 PM (7xWyJ) 6
Are any actors normal?
Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2022 07:31 PM (MzKgG) 7
He got doused with hair straightener by two men yelling "MAGA Country!"
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2022 07:32 PM (krQz2) 8
Hawaii is ridiculously difficult on gun ownership unless you are a cop or a judge...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 24, 2022 07:32 PM (jTmQV) 9
Kill it with fire.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 07:32 PM (RkC6l) 10
On any other day, that headline would be the weirdest sentence I read during said day.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:34 PM (Vgw1E) 11
Currently Miller seems to be in Vermont, with all the guns.
Posted by: GibsonGirl at June 24, 2022 07:34 PM (KXY4V) 12
If Ziggy Stardust and KISS had a baby...
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (wUHYj) Posted by: Marlon Brando at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (BgMrQ) 14
This won't end well..
Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (k7+BO) 15
I wonder if the FBI and ATF will show up to burn it down with the kids inside.
Posted by: Methos at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (kOpft) 16
Everyday, unfortunate people overdose on fentanyl. It's a horrible prospect but mistakes happen.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (0ocXn) 17
hiya
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL) 18
What makes a better pacifier, 45 or 9mm?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I) 19
This won't end well..
Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (k7+BO) --- Like a 2020's Disney film. Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (krQz2) 20
15 I wonder if the FBI and ATF will show up to burn it down with the kids inside.
Posted by: Methos at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (kOpft) I'm available... Posted by: Janet Reno at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (BgMrQ) 21
I think it's Vermont where he has the weapons.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (vLfRn) 22
David Koresh just called and said WTF!?
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (S7une) 23
Currently Miller seems to be in Vermont, with all the guns.
Posted by: GibsonGirl at June 24, 2022 07:34 PM Be a real shame if something happened to him. Posted by: The sniper at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (RkC6l) 24
Who the bleep is Ezra Miller?
And why should I care? Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (V2phK) 25
I wonder what could have possibly made Ezra act so paranoid?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (vLfRn) 26
Sounds like a real nutter. This will end badly, and we'll read about him soon, in a bad way.
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (Vr12I) 27
Are you talkin' to me?
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? Well you must be talkin' to me, 'cause I'm the only cartoon hermaphrodite standing here... Posted by: Ezra Miller at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (sWM8x) 28
>>I'm enjoying the byline: Cheyenne Roundtree
There's always a guy named Fred / Joe / Pete Angry Bear in the Police Blotter out here. Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (TqPjL) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (ptqGC) 30
Sounds an awful lot like kidnapping and transporting minors across state lines for unsavory purposes. FBI, you want to comment here?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (n/wTe) 31
This is escalating quickly. I predict that Miller will take his own life. Whether he kills anyone else first I don't know.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (yQpMk) 32
JT!!
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM (Vr12I) 33
The most shocking part of that whole story is that Vermont bars its residents from owning more than four marijuana plants.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (Vgw1E) 34
Yeah, this might end up Waco...
Posted by: Inogame at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (ftVvF) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+) 36
How long until Kavanaugh moves to Virginia, where they actually protect judges?
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (krQz2) 37
FBI, you want to comment here?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 24, 2022 07:37 PM Go 'way...entrappin'. Posted by: The FBI at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (RkC6l) 38
So. Red flag?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (vrz2I) 39
2/3 of the left-wingers I have known should not have guns. The propoganda fueled rage is more than they can handle.
I would love if nobody had guns and animals didn't have claws. But as long as government has guns free people without a violent criminal record and not on drugs have to have them. Anyway none of this matters. It's just a question of time until we lose guns. Question is do we seceeed or wait and act surprised? Posted by: Shiggz at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (fTlEK) 40
Isn't this guy white? How dare he assault! a Black Man!! Racist!! And during the mourning period for St George of Fentanyl~!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (7bRMQ) 41
Looks like the casting director for We Need to Talk About Kevin was onto something.
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (MpOGS) 42
Whoever's in charge of DC movie casting must be crazy. Yes, Gal Godot, Henry Cavill and a few others are great, but there's this... this thing and Amber Heard.
There's no consistency! Just random quality. Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (KH3Sk) 43
Whatcha think about his malfunction? I am thinking paranoid schizophrenic.
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (Ki4SL) Posted by: ATF Hotline Operator at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (TqPjL) 46
The most shocking part of that whole story is that Vermont bars its residents from owning more than four marijuana plants.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:38 PM (Vgw1E) That's ok, Dr. T. He's just renting the rest. Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:39 PM (V2phK) 47
He might be found strung up by the neck with a 12 gauge round through his middle... obvious suicide.
Posted by: MkY at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (cPGH3) 48
There are some very sick and disturbed people in this country and then there are the deplorables.
It is not too far a stretch to say that a national divorce is probably best. I want to live in peace. The Left wants anarchy, totalitarianism and death. Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (haWye) 49
With "Red Flag" laws now any complaint should have this guy unarmed in a hour.
Right? Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8) 50
Hey did any of those cops in Uvalda resign yet?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (vrz2I) 51
>>The most shocking part of that whole story is that Vermont bars its residents from owning more than four marijuana plants.
This is why you clone one plant, many times. Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (TqPjL) 52
I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that a member of the letter brigade is mentally unstable and violent.
Based on the left's own rules this is clearly an indictment of all of Hollywood, and especially all of the LGBTQIPCVDE?()95#$&+ community, and everyone in those groups should be put on a watchlist and have their rights stripped, sorry folks i don't make the rules. Posted by: Rbastid at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (SSpZR) 53
If only he had proper ventilation for the dope smoke! This wouldn't be a story at all!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (7bRMQ) 54
Speaking of scumbags, A&E's Rich & Shameless about Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was very interesting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (FVME7) 55
In the 80s, my then boyfriend worked with Ezra Miller's father Bob Miller at Doubleday. My boyfriend couldn't stand Bob Miller, but can't remember why. Posted by: Victoria at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (qkdUx) 56
I want Ezra Miller in jail. But not because of scary guns.
Although if that DID make a no-knock raid happen, I'd laugh. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (xcxpd) 57
I would say that I wouldn't just be standing by if they were my kids. I only say that because I'm my Father's son and he would have secured the kids and burned down that farm with Miller inside.
Damn I miss my father. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (MgJL2) 58
Better Than Ezra > Ezra Miller
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (R/m4+) 59
Anyone that buys the" Assault Rifle" language is a huge part of the problem. No such beast is in the gen pop hands.
I don't accept the premise. Pedo needs to be publically castrated. Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (92msy) 60
The FBI needs to get that Lon Horiuchi dude out of retirement...
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (S7une) 61
Steve Coogan will play Ezra in the after-school special, "Stay Away From the Creepy Stoner Mom!"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (vLfRn) 62
Broke open the Cuban humidor and picked a nice Ramon Allones Robusto as a celebratory cigar for the evening.
Don't see any smoke rising from DC, yet. Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (0IeYL) 63
Hey did any of those cops in Uvalda resign yet?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM If by "resign" you mean "suck start a 1911", no, unfortunately. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (RkC6l) 64
Mystery '80's lyrics: … Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (Ki4SL) 65
Is that guy a real cartoon hermaphrodite or, you know, like a Mexican cartoon hermaphrodite?
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: JT at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM (arJlL) 67
I want to live in peace. The Left wants anarchy, totalitarianism and death.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM (haWye) A conservative is happy if he gets to live in private how he wants, and a liberal gets to live in private as they want. A liberal is only happy when both have to live as the liberal wants. Posted by: Rbastid at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (SSpZR) 68
Did the people at the house file a threat complaint against Miller? Is he under siege, holding the woman and children hostage?
I don't understand the point of this post. Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (KeYSV) 69
Ezra Miller > Ezra Klein
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (xPl2J) 70
@58. Yeah, thats right!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (znddA) Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (0IeYL) 72
Captain Mal wisely "some people need killin."
Or was it Boz Scaggs? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer Boz Scaggs' comment on this would be Breakdown Dead Ahead. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:44 PM (FVME7) Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:44 PM (Vr12I) 74
hint: this song is kinda tangentially topical to today's Court's opinion
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:42 PM Girls just want to have lunch. Posted by: Weird Al at June 24, 2022 07:44 PM (RkC6l) 75
There's a Monster Magnet song titled Drug Farm. I can't say they've ever topped Space Lord though.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 07:44 PM (vLfRn) 76
Easy E > Ezra Miller
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (znddA) Posted by: Java Joe at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (VsPm9) 78
Not to defend Ezra, but the guns may be props...now, that's about the only part of the current stories that may go his way...
Posted by: Nova local at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (exHjb) 79
63 Hey did any of those cops in Uvalda resign yet?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:40 PM --------------- They are going to receive a 'standing' merit badge. Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (KeYSV) 80
71 Hiya JT!
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!! Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (0IeYL) I see ya learned your lesson Weasel... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (Ki4SL) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 07:46 PM (RkC6l) 83
I see ya learned your lesson Weasel...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ) ---- Well I ain't the sharpest bulb in the shed, but I'm learning!! Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:46 PM (0IeYL) 84
And not a single concern that "they" might be sexually assaulting the children. Just that the guns might shoot themselves
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (5HBd1) 85
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Miller later remarked, "I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7) 86
Roberts will go fine as the worst of Chief Justices - a tall order. He is a coward and liar.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (7xWyJ) 87
Go down. Jebus
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (7xWyJ) 88
https://tinyurl.com/3c3vwfpc
20 Tweets from Bad Blue It's a good one #6 Haven't seen Democrats this mad since yesterday Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (2JoB8) 89
*Father looks down at newborn son*
"He looks like he'll grow up to be a weirdo. Let's name him Ezra and guarantee it." Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (u73oe) 90
I prefer the pronoun faggot--for Ezra Miller.
Posted by: Axeman at June 24, 2022 07:31 PM (krQz2) If he doesn't refer to himself as "we" and "us" then I'm not going to refer to him as "they" or "their." I mean, I wasn't going to anyway, just pointing out how stupid it is. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (DgWEj) 91
Better Than Ezra, Monster Magnet. Got all 1994 up in here.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (znddA) 92
More mystery lyrics? Speaking of Steely Dan (or Boz Scaggs) ... What, exactly, did Lido "miss" "that day?" Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (Ki4SL) 93
Hey did any of those cops in Uvalda resign yet?
Posted by: fd The Uvalde Independence Day Parade is going to have a big gap in the middle. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (wUHYj) 94
Crap, the Monster Magnet song was called Tractor. I misrememberized it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (vLfRn) Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (Y274z) 96
Weasel, I think that maybe your cigar needs to light a long fuse that goes to DC.
And howabout a Hiya here! Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (V2phK) 97
Weasel you just come and sit over here with me and I will beat the shit out of anyone that gives you a hard time.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (92msy) 98
80 71 Hiya JT!
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!! Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:43 PM (0IeYL) I see ya learned your lesson Weasel... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ) Fun size Joe has a long buttstache. He repeat Fun size Joe has a long buttstache. Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2022 07:49 PM (anj39) 99
Very willowed, but I enjoyed Squidbillies too much not to bring it over
- I have a cartoon avatar. But its Earl of Squidbillies an adult swim cartoon, and waaay too vulgar for kids. BTW Old Earl is a pervert hillbilliy squid. Posted by: Xipe Totec ** THEM DAWGS IS HELL, DON'T THEY! Posted by: Moron Robbie is not enjoying the Amber Heard presidency at June 24, 2022 07:49 PM (g7CEa) 100
He is one sick, narccissitic dude.
Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 24, 2022 07:49 PM (Rbu5d) 101
97 Weasel you just come and sit over here with me and I will beat the shit out of anyone that gives you a hard time.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (92msy) --- I have always admired your style! Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (0IeYL) 102
Lido! Whoa-oh-oh! Anyone else hearing this song? One more time ought to get it... (Get what??) What the heck is this song about?? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Ki4SL) Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Y274z) Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (0IeYL) 105
What, exactly, did Lido "miss" "that day?"
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer -------------- The veritable brass ring. Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (KeYSV) 106
Miller later remarked, "I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7) Except when it induces paranoia and mental instability. But otherwise totally harmless, apart from all those times it's not. Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Vgw1E) 107
He is one sick, narccissitic dude.
Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 24, 2022 07:49 PM (Rbu5d ----------- Yeah, he needs to dial it back a bit. Posted by: Charles Manson at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe) 108
WB is squirming over what they're going to do about The Flash, and it's more entertaining than that movie ever would have been.
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (MpOGS) Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (sAmhv) 110
And Ben. I warent giving him a bad time! Please don't beat me!
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (V2phK) 111
Ezra Miller has come out as "queer" but queer means whatever the person calling themselves queer wants it to. In Miller's case, it apparently means "a straight pervert who wants to f*** little kids and get away with it because no one wants to accuse the 'non-binary individual.'"
----- Queer privilege. *In best Yakov Smirnoff voice*: "America, what a country!" Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (ZNlqs) 112
There's a lot of great music in Lido Shuffle. Trumpets, Synthesizers, or whatever they're called, and other stuff. https://youtu.be/HQZBaJAngH8 Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (Ki4SL) 113
My fault. I linked to a video of Boz Scaggs when we had the music thread.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 07:51 PM (5HBd1) 114
Lido missed the boat that day, he left the shack
But that was all he missed, and he ain't comin' back Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:52 PM (FVME7) 115
The Helter Skelter reference tracks with what I have been thinking. This guy is really giving off a Charles Manson vibe.
How the hell did this freak land the role in the first place? Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 24, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC) 116
If you write for a living, and you are calling this f*cked up pervert "they," because that's what he wants to make you do, please re-evaluate your priorities.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 07:53 PM (2hil/) 117
RI Red, rock grinder spurs are my weapon of choice.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:53 PM (92msy) 118
What, exactly, did Lido "miss" "that day?"
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM (Ki4SL) The Boat...he missed the boat! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (BgMrQ) 119
I've seen three of the smartest people I know - one nuclear engineering smart - ruined by harmless pot. I'm fine with adults having the freedom to choose to destroy their brains and become gas station janitors, but don't tell me it doesn't have a long term effect on people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (JfusD) 120
If all three were drowning but you could only save one, which would you save? Steely Dan, Van Morrison, or Boz Scaggs? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (Ki4SL) 121
https://tinyurl.com/3c3vwfpc
20 Tweets from Bad Blue It's a good one #6 Haven't seen Democrats this mad since yesterday Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (2JoB8 ) That link goes to an article at the Federalist about stealing the midterms. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (DgWEj) 122
106 Miller later remarked, "I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7) Except when it induces paranoia and mental instability. But otherwise totally harmless, apart from all those times it's not. Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Vgw1E) ----- You know who else had pot-smoking histories? [No, not him -- but this is something that ALL school mass shooters have had in common. Coincidence, is there nothing it can't do? And, nothing to see here, natch ...] Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (ZNlqs) 123
Van Morrison, no question
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 07:55 PM (5HBd1) 124
I have known a few paranoid schizophrenics. When they used drugs it was -- very unfortunate.
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:55 PM (Vr12I) 125
18 What makes a better pacifier, 45 or 9mm?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I) ---- Is 'the baby' going to suck it? If yes then the smaller barrel may be easier on the teeth. But do we care? Posted by: Ciampino - prefers a rubber one at June 24, 2022 07:55 PM (qfLjt) 126
Not to defend Ezra, but the guns may be props...now, that's about the only part of the current stories that may go his way...
Posted by: Nova local at June 24, 2022 07:45 PM (exHjb I was at a happy hour put together by one of my vendors. About 30 minutes in some goofy white dude walked into the bar with what I could make out was a prop AR based on how he was handling it and the distinct sound when a person snaps it from hand to hand but I couldn't be sure . I was carrying in the bar ( Oops) and spent the next ten minutes staying out of the guys vision and making sure someone had called the police . I casually walked out once the police arrived. Told later was just a nut case who wanted to scare people and it was a prop. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 07:55 PM (MgJL2) 127
RI Red, rock grinder spurs are my weapon of choice.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:53 PM (92msy) - Red taps out- Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:55 PM (V2phK) 128
The Boat...he missed the boat! Posted by: browndog Reminds me of that great line in Apocalypse Now. Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:56 PM (Ki4SL) 129
I would save Van Morrison. Love the guy now, used to annoy me. Never got into him until I was in my 40s.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2022 07:56 PM (xPl2J) 130
Pixy isn't letting me copy and paste tonight;
Squidbillies had a beautiful opening song. My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom I'll take all ya son's of bitches when I go Let 'er blow! Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2022 07:56 PM (sAmhv) 131
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If all three were drowning but you could only save one, which would you save? Steely Dan, Van Morrison, or Boz Scaggs? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (Ki4SL) Boz... 'Cause he appreciates his audiences. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:56 PM (BgMrQ) 132
But but hey member that time I stared in Beware the Gonzo ? I possess two MTV awards as well so make sure you know who you're messin with before you come at me! Come at Me Bro !!!
Posted by: Ez Life Ezra Miller at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (0CF1W) 133
Laws for thee, but not for me.
Posted by: Your Accredited & Certified Elite at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t) 134
If all three were drowning but you could only save one, which would you save?
Steely Dan, Van Morrison, or Boz Scaggs? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (Ki4SL) ----- Per my math, if you saved Steely Dan you'd be saving two of four lives. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (ZNlqs) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (pfFc5) 136
And I've seen a bunch of folks, including myself, that weren't screwed up by it. The problem with drugs is that they can have a very bad impact on folks that already were a bit unstable or had a problematic childhood. But for those of us that it didn't bother, we usually stop using at some point. Haven't smoked it in years.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:57 PM (Ki4SL) 138
Van Morrison. I have a crap ton of Van Morrison CDs. It wouldn't feel right not to save him.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv) 139
f all three were drowning but you could only save one, which would you save?
Steely Dan, Van Morrison, or Boz Scaggs? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:54 PM (Ki4SL) Well I know Steely Dan is a goner. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (MgJL2) 140
Eric Adams reveals that when he was 15 his girlfriend got an abortion.
"He said he was just back from jail - he was arrested for trespassing because he entered a house to take possessions, feeling he hadn't been compensated for odd jobs - when his girlfriend told him." Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I) 141
Guess who hung out at the Spann Ranch with weapons. And killed people.
Helter Skelter Posted by: torabora I don't know. It was Yellow Submarine that about pushed me over the edge. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer Of Our Discontent! at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Mary Buzzee and the bite sized flatulance possee at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (JbcFL) 143
This guy is the definition of an American. Which is why I checked out. I don't identify that way anymore. Just another staatenlos dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (3gwrm) 144
Van Morrison, Tom Jones, and Jeff Beck. This is cool. https://youtu.be/2Py46izPax0
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (xPl2J) 145
24 Who the bleep is Ezra Miller?
And why should I care? Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 07:36 PM (V2phK) That! Posted by: Ciampino - in the dark at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (qfLjt) 146
The non-binary individual who prefers "they/them" pronouns will be made comfortable. Then the parents of the kids he molested will make a decision about what to do.
Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (2hil/) 147
I would save Mark Knopfler. Oh those other guys. Meh
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (Vr12I) 148
Squidbillies had a beautiful opening song.
* The most amazing part of it is that it's written and performed by outlaw country legend Billy Joe Shaver. Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (JfusD) 149
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Okay, then, if you had to throw someone in a volcano, who would you choose? America or Bread? Bread...this is a trick question right? Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8) 151
Eric Adams reveals that when he was 15 his girlfriend got an abortion. "He said he was just back from jail - he was arrested for trespassing because he entered a house to take possessions, feeling he hadn't been compensated for odd jobs - when his girlfriend told him." Posted by: fd Christ Almighty. This would be comical if it wasn't so evil. Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (Ki4SL) 152
Phones: have we been looking for the Not Android,
Not IOS phone in the wrong places? Tesla phone vs IOS https://youtu.be/ndAlzoq0FfI?t=200 Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:00 PM (KeYSV) 153
Eric Adams reveals that when he was 15 his girlfriend got an abortion. "He said he was just back from jail - he was arrested for trespassing because he entered a house to take possessions, feeling he hadn't been compensated for odd jobs - when his girlfriend told him." Posted by: fd How conveeeeeenient! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 24, 2022 08:00 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:00 PM (Ki4SL) 155
Bulletproof vests are Rastafarian. Fight me!
Posted by: Ezra M at June 24, 2022 08:00 PM (786Ro) 156
What makes a better pacifier, 45 or 9mm?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:35 PM (vrz2I) ---- Is 'the baby' going to suck it? If yes then the smaller barrel may be easier on the teeth. But do we care? Posted by: Ciampino .22 short to the anus is much more effective for this. just sayin'. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (UgAdJ) 157
If you had a gun with two bullets who whould you shoot.
Michael Bolton Andrea Bocelli Kenny G Answer: Kenny G Twice Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0CF1W) 158
Tucker is tieless.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (u73oe) 159
"It's because of scumbag low-lifes like me that girls need abortions!" -- eric adams That's exactly what he's saying. Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (Ki4SL) 160
>>>If you write for a living, and you are calling this f*cked up pervert "they," because that's what he wants to make you do, please re-evaluate your priorities.
>This creature should be given a couple of slaps every morning and reminded that his existence is transitory. Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0ocXn) 161
The Miller's had two boys, first named Ezra, second was named Better than Ezra, who turning into a musician unlike his good for nothing older brother.
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8) 162
How the heck is a pot farm illegal in *Vermont*? I woulda thunk they'd be required.
Posted by: Ezra M at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (QgEsX) 164
Okay, then, if you had to throw someone in a volcano, who would you choose?
America or Bread? Bread...this is a trick question right? Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (BgMrQ) I agree but America cut their version of Muskrat Love. That is almost automatic volcano. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (MgJL2) 165
Except when it induces paranoia and mental instability. But otherwise totally harmless, apart from all those times it's not. Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 07:50 PM (Vgw1E) __________ I'm not going to say everyone who smokes pot is a future paranoiac. Like alcohol, some people will tolerate the effect better than others. But I also suspect the margin between benign and malign effects will be smaller and more heavy users will suffer those malign effects than drinkers do with alcohol. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:02 PM (/U27+) 166
eww, off Rastafarian gun totin grooming sock!
Posted by: Hands at June 24, 2022 08:02 PM (786Ro) 167
I agree but America cut their version of Muskrat Love. That is almost automatic volcano.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (MgJL2) Sister Goldenhair cancels the outrage over Muskrat Love... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:02 PM (BgMrQ) 168
Weasel you just come and sit over here with me and I will beat the shit out of anyone that gives you a hard time.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 07:48 PM Yah, things were getting a bit out of hand earlier today. Don't mess with Texas. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t) 169
I got a chainsaw bayonet on my Parcheesi board.
Posted by: Hands at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (786Ro) 170
Yes, or America????
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (Vr12I) 171
I guess I'm not going to make the Cafe thread. Pretty tired now. Off to bed I go.
https://youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0 Posted by: Puddleglum at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (sAmhv) 172
"a straight pervert who wants to f*** little kids and get away with it because no one wants to accuse the 'non-binary individual.'"
Non-binary? Ben Shapiro was not available for comment. Posted by: Miklos, however, is available for commenting at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (thbCK) 173
Answer: Kenny G
Twice Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0CF1W) As an amateur sax player I think the Soprano sax is gay. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (MgJL2) 174
This sick mutherfucker did not get those kids at walleyworld. Some sick parents sold those kids to him and I want to see them burn for an eternity.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (92msy) 175
What the hell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (08ncd) 176
Weasel you just come and sit over here with me and I will beat the shit out of anyone that gives you a hard time.
Posted by: Ben Had Hmmm... does Ben Had consider teasing Weasel the same thing as giving Weasel a hard time? Inquiring minds, or something... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (pfFc5) 177
170 Yes, or America????
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (Vr12I) No fair: different genres. Each has their place in the firmament. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (BgMrQ) 178
Pretty sure there is a drug use disqualification on the 4473 form . . .
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (V2phK) 179
What were the three kinds if bi women?
Polar, sexual. What was the third? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (QgEsX) Racial, I'm guessing. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (DgWEj) 180
"He said he was just back from jail - he was arrested for trespassing because he entered a house to take possessions, feeling he hadn't been compensated for odd jobs - when his girlfriend told him." Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I) __________ This all came out during the campaign, right? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (/U27+) 181
In Kollidge Daze, we managed to turn Parcheesi and backgammon into drinking games.
Posted by: Miklos generally lost at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (thbCK) 182
53 If only he had proper ventilation for the dope smoke! This wouldn't be a story at all!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2022 07:41 PM (7bRMQ) ---- A 9mm will knock your lungs out right? That would be really excellent ventilation. Posted by: Ciampino - vent holey at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (qfLjt) 183
btw, anyone remember commenter "IreneFingIrene?" Something made me think of him this week. I hope he's okay. Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (Ki4SL) 184
Granted it was at age 15, but Eric Adams' little dust up with the law should have been a warning that this is not NYPD Captain material. For awhile, when being a cop was a desirable job, they would say thank you for your application, but it seems you didn't get a city sticker for your bicycle when you were 12. May we suggest the fire department.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (lz5hY) 185
Muskrat, muskrat Candlelight Doin' the town And doin' it right in the evening It's pretty pleasing OR It's a small world, after all ? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (a3Q+t) 186
Reminds me of that great line in Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 07:56 PM Never get out of the boat, man! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (RkC6l) 187
Oddly kind of rolling here, been up since 3am too
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8) 188
If (yes) I knew it was going to be a vacuous advert it wouldn't have been posted.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (KeYSV) 189
What were the three kinds if bi women?
Polar, sexual. What was the third? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse valve? Posted by: Miklos likes oysters and clams at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (thbCK) 190
I ain't gonna work on Miller's Farm no more!
Posted by: Baby with a bullet pacifier at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (786Ro) 191
177 170 Yes, or America????
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:03 PM (Vr12I) No fair: different genres. Each has their place in the firmament. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (BgMrQ) Fair? Fair? This is AoS. Next you will be wanting " thoughtful"!!!! Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (Vr12I) 192
>>> https://tinyurl.com/mr3acs78
This is bad Blue Somehow last link I did was Federalist Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB That Amazon sorting robot sucks. I could sort 2-3 boxes a second including rotating them until I could see the zip and then putting them on the correct outgoing belt. One day I had guys unloading 5 different trucks and I kept up with all of them. Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (vLfRn) 193
Pelosi not retiring was the tell. GOPe going for guns was the price they had to pay avoid unemeployment.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (b+v9B) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (/U27+) Posted by: Tar Baby at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (vrz2I) 196
Full squidbillies theme song. Insults gays, Yankees, Japanese, whores, and many others. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/uYLYzSkD_1I Posted by: Moron Robbie - screw anyone here who thinks he should tell Americans what they need or should buy at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (JfusD) 197
Eric Adams reveals that when he was 15 his girlfriend got an abortion.
"He said he was just back from jail - he was arrested for trespassing because he entered a house to take possessions, feeling he hadn't been compensated for odd jobs - when his girlfriend told him." Posted by: fd Told him the unexpected news? Or told him she'd done what he'd said? Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (Vgw1E) Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:07 PM (KeYSV) 199
Fair? Fair? This is AoS. Next you will be wanting " thoughtful"!!!!
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (Vr12I) Well, now that you mention it... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM (BgMrQ) 200
What were the three kinds if bi women?
Polar, sexual. What was the third? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse valve? te me? Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM (V2phK) Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM (KeYSV) 202
157 If you had a gun with two bullets who whould you shoot.
Michael Bolton Andrea Bocelli Kenny G Answer: Kenny G Twice Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0CF1W) Objection! The clarinet needs one! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM (08ncd) 203
What were the three kinds if bi women?
Polar, sexual. What was the third? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse Bilabial. Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:09 PM (Msys3) 204
Flipping burgers on grill - once, or twice??
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:09 PM (Vr12I) 205
What were the three kinds if bi women?
Polar, sexual. What was the third? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse valve? Posted by: Miklos likes oysters and clams at June 24, 2022 08:06 PM (thbCK) Cycle? Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:09 PM (Vgw1E) 206
Only thing can think of that Amazon Robot doesn't take breaks and works 24 hrs a day 7 days a week
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8) 207
Kenny G, or Zamfir?
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Vr12I) 208
Kraken- once
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (2JoB8) 209
If you had a gun with two bullets who whould you shoot.
Michael Bolton Andrea Bocelli Kenny G Answer: Kenny G Twice Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0CF1W) Shoot 2, pistol whip the 3rd. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (VwHCD) 210
204 Flipping burgers on grill - once, or twice??
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:09 PM (Vr12I) I always seem to end up doing it twice. That's what she said. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (08ncd) 211
Anybody seeing protest in their town for the pro abortion crowd? Have quite a bit at the town in the seacoast New Hampshire where I live. They're starting to get quite emboldenei jumping into traffic.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (e9/Av) 212
One day the NYPost had Eric Adams as the leading donk above the fold. The next day was Friday and the campaign was over.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (b+v9B) 213
The funny part of the story is Adams was arrested for burglary but they try to deflect it by making that lame excuse.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (vrz2I) 214
AZ deplorable, You can kinda mess with Texas but you never mess with Weasel.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (92msy) 215
207 Kenny G, or Zamfir?
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Vr12I) Is Zamfir real? C'mon, seriously... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (BgMrQ) 216
My favorite three personal misheard lyrics (in caps):
. "Just like the ONE-winged dove" (Stevie Nicks, Edge of Seventeen) . "MEDIEVAL Woman" (ELO, Evil Woman) . "Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey AND rye" (Don McLean, American Pie IIRC for the last one (from researching various interpretations of the lyrics back in college), it's written ambiguously as "whiskey 'n rye" but supposedly was a reference to "whiskey IN Rye" as in the town of Rye, NY. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (ZNlqs) 217
Hmmm... does Ben Had consider teasing Weasel the same thing as giving Weasel a hard time?
Inquiring minds, or something... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM You have, of course, heard of Ben Had's Kitchen Table, no? Do you think it matters? Well, ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Please, I beg you with tears in my eyes, do not p*ss off Ben Had. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t) 218
207 Kenny G, or Zamfir?
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Vr12I) Hey! The Lonely Shepherd is an awesome song. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (08ncd) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (/+S6w) 220
Eric should have went for Intersectionaly Gold and said he had the abortion
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (2JoB8) 221
AZ deplorable, You can kinda mess with Texas but you never mess with Weasel.
Posted by: Ben Had Sigh, okay. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (pfFc5) 222
They tend to protest downtown here, or drive over to Portland. Neighbor next to me has a Gasden flag flying. Neighbor across from me has a Let's Go Brandon flag.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:12 PM (5HBd1) 223
209 If you had a gun with two bullets who whould you shoot.
Michael Bolton Andrea Bocelli Kenny G Answer: Kenny G Twice Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:01 PM (0CF1W) Shoot 2, pistol whip the 3rd. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (VwHCD) Bocelli will never see it coming Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:12 PM (BgMrQ) 224
The roof koreans need to be filling up the water jackets about now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:12 PM (08ncd) 225
Objection! The clarinet needs one!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM I thought Kenny G. played soprano sax? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t) 226
If your helicopter was running out of fuel and you needed to shed weight, who would throw out of your helicopter? Peter, Paul, and Mary or The Little River Band? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (Ki4SL) 227
My God tells me these protesters are not from my town but are imports from Massachusetts or further away such as New York.
Not sure why NH would be lit like it is because we have a pro choice gov - John Sununu. Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (e9/Av) 228
Anybody seeing protest in their town for the pro abortion crowd?
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (e9/Av) No but it's not like anything will change in this state anyway. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (DgWEj) 229
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If your helicopter was running out of fuel and you needed to shed weight, who would throw out of your helicopter? Peter, Paul, and Mary or The Little River Band? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (Ki4SL) I'm going with "and" here... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (BgMrQ) 230
I thought Kenny G. played soprano sax?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t) *shuffles notes* The gay instrument needs lead! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (08ncd) 231
Anybody seeing protest in their town for the pro abortion crowd? Have quite a bit at the town in the seacoast New Hampshire where I live. They're starting to get quite emboldenei jumping into traffic.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (e9/Av) No, but my town has 450 people and voted >80% for Trump, so probably not a representative sample. Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (Vgw1E) 232
If your helicopter was running out of fuel and you needed to shed weight, who would throw out of your helicopter?
Peter, Paul, and Mary or The Little River Band? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (Ki4SL) Mungo Jerry. No contest. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (08ncd) 233
Thunder, lightning, and rain here. I looked out the windows and don't see any protestors.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (vrz2I) 234
Adams is vegan and wears bracelets for health reasons. He's bi and we will soon have our Gillum Day.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 24, 2022 08:14 PM (b+v9B) 235
I'm betting Weasel gets a shitload of "Hiyas" on Sunday.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (V2phK) 236
Yeah, PP&M.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (Msys3) 238
Hollaria Briden, Esq. is Titania McGrath's bestie
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (vLfRn) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (BgMrQ) 240
btw, did bob o'rourke say something stupid about the gun rights opinion, yesterday? That would go over well in Texas, no? Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:15 PM (Ki4SL) 241
Mungo Jerry. No contest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop His side whiskers might get caught in the rotor. Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (thbCK) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (08ncd) 243
Bocelli will never see it coming
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:12 PM (BgMrQ) Great, now I'm going to hell. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (DgWEj) 244
Great, now I'm going to hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (DgWEj) ***pats chair*** Come, sit with me! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ) 245
I'd keep Linda Rondstadt because I can pretend she her sister, Crystal Gayle. Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (Ki4SL) 246
Bocelli will never see it coming
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Great, now I'm going to hell. Posted by: Jordan61 I understand he can't read music. HeyOhhhhhhhhh!! Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3) 247
Not sure why NH would be lit like it is because we have a pro choice gov - John Sununu.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM Effin' Portsmouth... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (RkC6l) 248
I put in the summertime in my own head with that joke.
I am a masochist. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Is the livin' easy? Posted by: Porgy, Miklos, and Bess (it's complicated) at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (thbCK) 249
One protester was jumping out into traffic. Mrs OCiS yelled at me to not engage them. Truth be told I think that protester wanted a close encounter with my truck mirror.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (e9/Av) 250
Objection! The clarinet needs one!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:08 PM I thought Kenny G. played soprano sax? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t) He does. Voluntarily. Even though he can play the alto and tenor. Gay. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (MgJL2) 251
>>>Flipping burgers on grill - once, or twice??
>This is blasphemy. And what's this silliness about smash burgers? Evil never rests. Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (0ocXn) 252
We have ATV's and dirt bikes doing wheelies in the street for reasons.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (b+v9B) 253
Great, now I'm going to hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:16 PM (DgWEj) Oh hey, in that case can you ask the manager to give me another extension? Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (Vgw1E) 254
Wait, Crystal Gayle is Loretta Lynn's sister.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1) 255
don't let Elton John go down on me
Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3) 256
254 Wait, Crystal Gayle is Loretta Lynn's sister.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1) He got ahold of some of jackstraws stache... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (BgMrQ) 257
Bocelli will never see it coming
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:12 PM (BgMrQ) I remember when he first was becoming a thing my mom was listening and says who sings so good and he's blind!!! I said mom, can you talk with your fucking eyes closed? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (VwHCD) 258
254 Wait, Crystal Gayle is Loretta Lynn's sister.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1) Crystal Gayle was a hard 1. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (08ncd) Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (KeYSV) Posted by: Justice Soothsayer at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (Ki4SL) 261
247 Used to think the Sununu's were Finns and then found out they were Sons of the Desert.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (lz5hY) 262
Crystal Gayle is Loretta Lynn's sister.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward Coal Miner's other daughter Posted by: the Other Miklos at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (thbCK) 263
Wait. It's not a one wing dove?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (vrz2I) 264
Not sure why NH would be lit like it is because we have a pro choice gov - John Sununu.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM Probably because they can't read. Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (Vgw1E) 265
Not sure why NH would be lit like it is because we have a pro choice gov - John Sununu.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2022 08:13 PM Effin' Portsmouth... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 08:17 PM (RkC6l) Pretty sure it's on the nuke primary target list. But I'd miss Kittery Trading Post. Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (V2phK) 266
Jamaica NYC - The day ends in Y?
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (2JoB8) Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (Msys3) Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (vLfRn) 269
I prefer Linda Ronstadt.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (/GWwS) 270
President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. just sent me an email.
The first sentence is "Today, the Supreme Court expressly took away a constitutional right from the American people. They didn't limit it, they simply took it away. Can whoever actually wrote this for him be that ignorant? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t) 271
Pretty sure it's on the nuke primary target list. But I'd miss Kittery Trading Post.
Posted by: RI Red at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM True. That reminds me that I need a trip up there soon. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (RkC6l) 272
Oh Browndog, well done. I do love me some Bocelli though.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (92msy) Posted by: fd at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (vrz2I) 274
267 Wait. It's not a one wing dove?
Posted by: fd Wouldn't that dove only fly around in circles? Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (Msys3) Now I know why doves cry Posted by: zombie Prince at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ) 275
I remember when he first was becoming a thing my mom was listening and says who sings so good and he's blind!!! I said mom, can you talk with your fucking eyes closed?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (VwHCD) Kids Say the Darndest Things: Director's Cut Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (Vgw1E) 276
The Portsmouth Naval Shipyard is in Kittery, Maine.
Not a joke. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (/GWwS) 277
207 Kenny G, or Zamfir?
Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Vr12I) I stand corrected Sir. In my best Ed McMahon voice... Zamphir wins the coveted two shells on the floor award ! Posted by: commenter what bought a shirt at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (0CF1W) 278
272 Oh Browndog, well done. I do love me some Bocelli though.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (92msy) Glad to bring some levity when I can... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (BgMrQ) 279
Oh Browndog, well done. I do love me some Bocelli though.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:20 PM (92msy) Me too. Especially Por ti Volare. It was a good song to listen to while my husband was underway. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (DgWEj) 280
269 I prefer Linda Ronstadt.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 24, 2022 08:19 PM (/GWwS) I saw Linda from about five feet when she was young face was the flip side of a Nestles Crunch bar wash your fucking face Posted by: REDACTED at June 24, 2022 08:21 PM (us2H3) 281
Kenny G, or Zamfir? Posted by: kraken at June 24, 2022 08:10 PM (Vr12I) ________ Charlotte Church Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+) 282
You have, of course, heard of Ben Had's Kitchen Table, no?
Do you think it matters? Well, ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Please, I beg you with tears in my eyes, do not p*ss off Ben Had. Posted by: Duncanthrax Haven't seen "the table" just yet, a couple more months... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (pfFc5) 283
Eric Adams reveals that when he was 15 his girlfriend got an abortion.
I wonder what Eric's then girlfriend thinks about him telling the whole world she had an abortion. Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 24, 2022 08:23 PM (6jpby) 284
Ha, ha, ha...
Spokesmuppet is going to love the next press conference. https://tinyurl.com/yk7jjft3 Posted by: pawn at June 24, 2022 08:23 PM (wsHtO) 285
"Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey AND rye" (Don McLean, American Pie
IIRC for the last one (from researching various interpretations of the lyrics back in college), it's written ambiguously as "whiskey 'n rye" but supposedly was a reference to "whiskey IN Rye" as in the town of Rye, NY. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 24, 2022 08:11 PM (ZNlqs) We sang dirt is in the dark. (we sang dirges in the dark). I just learned the right lyric a year ago. Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (Ed8Zd) 286
Charlotte Church
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2022 08:22 PM (/U27+) Yeah, she's insufferable... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 24, 2022 08:27 PM (BgMrQ) 287
This sick mutherfucker did not get those kids at walleyworld. Some sick parents sold those kids to him and I want to see them burn for an eternity.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2022 08:04 PM (92msy) Maybe he just wants to cuddle when he sleeps with them. Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson, Pederast at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (R/m4+) 288
Used to think the Sununu's were Finns and then found out they were Sons of the Desert.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 24, 2022 08:18 PM (lz5hY) One of the lesser known Laurel and Hardy movies. Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2022 08:28 PM (xhaym) 289
264 Not sure why NH would be lit like it is because we have a pro choice gov - John Sununu.
Posted by: our Country is Screwed ---------------- It's cooler in NH Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2022 08:42 PM (KeYSV) 290
So many plot holes invading my humble reality. So many Jim Jones.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 24, 2022 08:44 PM (KndtS) 291
Yeah, Miller may be a scumbag, but I'm not putting any stock in the reporting Rolling "UVA gang rape hoax" Stone magazine.
Posted by: deadrody at June 24, 2022 09:09 PM (SnywI) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 24, 2022 09:11 PM (Bd6X8) 293
Most LGBT folks: "I'm not with this asshole!"
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