Quick Hits

So the power of prayer does work.

On Wednesday, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Joe Biden's Chief Medical Advisor and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), tested positive for COVID-19 on a rapid antigen test, according to a statement from the National Institutes of Health.

Fauci is fully vaccinated and has been boosted twice. He is reportedly experiencing mild symptoms.
"Dr. Fauci will isolate and continue to work from his home," the statement reads. "He has not recently been in close contact with President Biden or other senior government officials. Dr. Fauci will follow the COVID-19 guidelines of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and medical advice from his physician and return to the NIH when he tests negative."

Here's a Long Covid Dedication for Anthony Fauci.

Nancy Pelosi made an appearance on RuPaul's drag racing, where she announced, and this is not a joke, "Drag is what America is all about."

David French was unavailable for comment, because he was masturbating.

A drag queen for every school.

Let's make sure that is in every campaign ad running in America for the next five months.

That's not a parody, that's real.

Here's the amazeballs commentary The Atlantic is paying this pantload for.

First, we have to start with him telling you he used to be a Republican, because this literally all he ever has to say:

Any evaluation of a president's performance usually begins with a soul-baring about whether the writer voted for or against the incumbent. I voted for Joe Biden, and I like him.
I am not, however, a partisan Democrat, and I was never a member of the Democratic Party. (My parents were typical Depression-era, blue-collar Democrats turned post-1968 Republicans.) In college, I became a New England moderate-conservative Republican, but I worked for a centrist Democrat on Beacon Hill and for a moderate Republican, the late John Heinz, in the Senate. And so I always kind of liked Biden as someone to whom I could relate: a working-class centrist who spoke his mind, even when his thoughts were garbled or when he seemed comically full of himself.

Then this stream-of-consciousness riffing:

The Joe Biden who ran in 2020 appeared wiser, sadder, somewhat deflated, and seemed to be taking on the presidency as a public service and a burden. Time and tragedy had tempered Biden, and I liked him even more than I did in his flashier, Jason Sudeikis--like youth. These days, I think he's done a pretty good job, especially given the fact that he's dealing with a pandemic, revelations about an attempted American coup d'état, and an economic slowdown over which he had no control.

Finally, after a little more scatting and bebopping, Tom Nichols finally offers up the answer to the question he posed in the beginning: Why isn't this fantastic president getting the credit he deserves?

Here's his very well-thought-out, not-at-all-just-a-Twitter-fart answer:

My suspicion is that the full weight of our foreign and domestic crises has not broken through the self-absorption and solipsism of not only our political parties but the American public. We are just not capable of understanding that at home, we are inches away from the meltdown of our constitutional system of government, and abroad, we are one errant cruise missile away from a nuclear crisis.

But this is all the president's fault because Joe Biden is old and talks like ... well, like Joe Biden.
This is part of a more general problem in American politics: We have come to regard the presidency as a temporary appointment to Superman, and the White House as a gleaming Fortress of Solitude full of potential miracles. In doing so, we let ourselves off the hook for any responsibility either for our own actions as voters, or for any requirement to face our problems together with resilience and understanding.

Biden isn't getting credit because the public isn't as intelligent as this savant, and because he talks poorly (like he's in the advanced stages of cognitive decline, Nichols might have said with more specificity), and because Americans aren't as intelligent as Tom Nichols (oh right back to that so soon?) and think that a President is just a "Superman" who can solve problems with his heat-ray vision.

How original, Tom. You're cribbing from Ezra Klein of Vox. The "Green Lantern theory of the Presidency" was a popular way for leftwingers to explain popular discontent with Barack Obama back in 2014, despite him being every bit as awesome (or even more awesome) than Joe Biden.

What is the Green Lantern Theory of the Presidency?
According to Brendan Nyhan, the Dartmouth political scientist who coined the term, the Green Lantern Theory of the Presidency is "the belief that the president can achieve any political or policy objective if only he tries hard enough or uses the right tactics." In other words, the American president is functionally all-powerful, and whenever he can't get something done, it's because he's not trying hard enough, or not trying smart enough.

So gay.

Tom Nichols claims to have until recently been a Republican, but all of his politics are of the far left. He also claims to be a serious intellectual, but all of his reading seems to come directly from Twitter, or Twitter-adjacent "texts" like Vox.

Maybe The Atlantic isn't actually paying this hugely-benippled pantload. His, ahem, analysis is from a "newsletter." Maybe he has some deal where he gets to post his newsletter there, but he only gets a cut of whatever money he can cadge out of imbeciles who can't get enough of Tom Nichols' mindthoughts and soulpatterns on Twitter.

Still seems like a very brand-destructive thing for The Atlantic to do.

Disgraced former CNN permanent guest Michael Avenatti now says he wants to plead guilty to a plethora of charges that he swindled from a whole bunch of clients.

Swindling clients was pretty much his whole job. The Stormy Daniels embezzlement was small beer by comparison to some of the other sh*t he was doing.

Imprisoned former attorney Michael Avenatti wants to change his plea to guilty in a California case, accusing him of stealing millions of dollars from clients, a new court filing shows.
Advisory counsel, H. Dean Steward, filed the notice of intent for Avenatti, 51, to change his plea to guilty on multiple counts in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California in Los Angeles, Calif., on Sunday.

"Despite repeated efforts over the last year by Mr. Avenatti and his counsel, including substantial efforts made in the last 30 days, defendant has been unable to reach a plea agreement with the government," the court filing read.
"Mr. Avenatti wishes to plea in order to be accountable; accept responsibility; avoid his former clients being further burdened; save the Court and the government significant resources; and save his family further embarrassment," the court filing noted.

What he's hoping is that his sentence will just run concurrently with the four years he's serving for Daniels, meaning it will be another freebie. His Nike extortion sentence of 2 1/2 years is running concurrently with the Daniels sentence, so that's already a freebie.

Sean Hannity suggested that Trump pardon Hunter Biden after the second impeachment trial, in order to "heal the nation," because Sean Hannity is a ridiculous beefwitted blockhead who once applied to be Lex Luthor's minion but was beaten for the job by Otis.

Hey why don't you have on Senator Lindsey Graham another four times this week, Sean?

An Australian gossip columnist is apologizing for threatening to out Rebel Wilson as a lesbian. Under threat of being outed, she outed herself before he could publish his own outing.

The gossip columnist himself is gay.

Street artists are fighting back against the "I did that" gas pump disinformation stickers with stickers of their own—and they are brilliant. 🙌🏽 pic.twitter.com/vgugZNdv2F
— Elevate the conversation 🌈 (@IQfy_) June 9, 2022

"Brilliant:"

Elevate the conversation 🌈
@IQfy_
One of our readers shared this strategy for dealing with gas pump disinfo stickers:
">live in Texas
>see one of the stickers
>call it in to the Railroad Commission of Texas
>get a reward for reporting vandalism
Reich-winged scrotes are literally paying for my gas."

Do you feel the conversation elevating, Reich-Winged Scrotes?

A rebuttal.

Another ‘Defund the Police’ supporter is set to join Biden’s White House: Former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms.

In 2020, Bottoms admitted she was defunding the police through a “reallocation of resources.” pic.twitter.com/ilCzEszOaz
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 15, 2022

The White House says that oil companies shouldn't "use the war as an excuse."

Oh, the oil companies shouldn't use "the war as an excuse," huh?

KJP calls on oil companies to "be patriots" and lower gas prices. pic.twitter.com/YBwHdMhROj
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 15, 2022

As strongly signaled/tipped/leaked, the Fed raised interest rates by 0.75%, the biggest increase since 1994, before Clinton was even thinking about using an intern as a humidor.

Fed Chair Powell said they might raise them by another 0.75% as soon as July.

Biden will soon be Pivoting to Anger against the Fed.

MSNBC on Republican @MayraFlores2022’s victory in Texas’ 34th congressional district:

In South Texas “voters have moved 10, 20, 30, 40 points away from the Democrats and towards the Republicans…[TX-34] is the second most heavily Hispanic congressional district in the U.S.” pic.twitter.com/59COS5Fzh5
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 15, 2022

Speaking of Mayra Flores:

The Epoch Times
@EpochTimes
"I voted for [@MayraFlores2022] – first time I ever voted Republican," Musk said. "Massive red wave in 2022."
@ElonMusk said he is leaning toward voting for @GovRonDeSantis for president in 2024 and predicted a "red wave" in the #Midterms2022.

Ugh, terrible dad joke:

Gov. Ron DeSantis reacts to Elon Musk saying he would vote for him if he ran for president:

"I welcome support from African Americans. What can I say?" pic.twitter.com/n3OK5b0ocp
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) June 15, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:17 PM

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Posted by: Dad of Six at June 15, 2022 06:18 PM (kSZfR)

2 Fauci has Covid.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Precious.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:19 PM (u73oe)

3 I know it's a bad thing to say, but I hope Fauci dies of the Kung Flu.

It's the closest we'll ever get to Nuremburging the malignant dwarf.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2022 06:19 PM (2JVJo)

4 "I voted for Joe Biden, and I like him."

The article pretty much eats a dick right there. Yeah, a lot of people voted for Joe Biden, and right now a lot of them are deeply regretting it.

But a person who still "likes him" even now? That goes right off the rails.

Posted by: MW at June 15, 2022 06:21 PM (LJrwl)

5 Alt Nichols :

HE STUTTERS!

Also. Die Fauci. Get Blood Cancer and Die.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2022 06:21 PM (K5kOC)

6 how does the Mayor of Atlanta find time to lance bottoms ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)

7 Nancy must have made all the other drag queens feel under prepared.

Democrats really are going to run on "let us dry hump your child" aren't they? I joked months ago that Republicans should run ads that just said "The Democrats: Come in my Van" but shit the Dems are doing it themselves. Republicans need to keep pushing this and make more and more Dems blurt out that their dream is to have mentally unstable pedophiles lord over your children. They are in such a bubble of like minded psychopaths that they actually think this is a winning message.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2022 06:23 PM (WRmvO)

8 Good line by DeSantis. Hispanics are probably pissed about the fuel prices, inflation, and overt LGBT agenda in schools.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 15, 2022 06:23 PM (T6NRc)

9 An Australian gossip columnist is apologizing for threatening to out Rebel Wilson as a lesbian.

And men everywhere breathed a sigh of relief.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 15, 2022 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

10 DeSantis is fucking baller.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2022 06:24 PM (K5kOC)

11 how in the fuck does one "like Joe Biden" ?

the guy has always been an insufferable clown like his bud, John McLame

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:24 PM (us2H3)

12 I will consider leaving Joe alone, getting off of his back, and blaming him for everything that's going badly in the country...

After he leaves me alone, gets off of my back, and stops blaming me (a white male non-Democrat) for everything that's going badly in the country.

Posted by: tuesday's gone? at June 15, 2022 06:24 PM (AMIL/)

13 Fauci is fully vaccinated and has been boosted twice. He is reportedly experiencing mild symptoms.

They forgot the line in-between those. The one about him taking ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies. And probably some shit we don't even know about yet.

Posted by: mikeski at June 15, 2022 06:25 PM (P1f+c)

14 Wait until the doctor wimppers before you remove his vocal cords.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 15, 2022 06:25 PM (shQKB)

15 "Leave Joe Biden Alone"
- Tom Nichols

Wow, dude chill out. And maybe try not being so gay next time

Posted by: Chris Crocker at June 15, 2022 06:26 PM (38JP5)

16 I'm hoping Trump runs in 2024 and takes a placeholder for VP

someone who can help him electorally

and then let Ron take over in 2028

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:27 PM (us2H3)

17 Rebel Wilson: She came out as ghey all on her own. I think the big(ger) news might be that she dropped about 100#s. "Fat Amy" isn't fat no moh! The lezbo thing might be to jump start her career.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:27 PM (7Fj9P)

18 I'm waiting for DeSantis and Abbott to tell Joetato to go fuck themselves over his new sodomite protecting EO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2022 06:27 PM (MkYsY)

19 Piece of shit who murdered two cops in El Monte yesterday was out on probation for a gun charge due to Gascon policies.

Recall says they have the sigs but want to collect more as a cushion against sigs that get tossed. They have until July 6th.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2022 06:27 PM (xPl2J)

20 > given the fact that he's dealing with ... an attempted American coup d'etat

Can someone please put me some knowledge about this, because my dumb brain just can't figure it out. How exactly was this "coup d'etat" supposed to work? I'm not being facetious, I really don't know. Were the rioters going to hold the Capitol? Were they going to declare it MAGA country?

Let's say, for the sake of argument, they hanged Mike Pence and started making demands. Then what? They had no guns or any way to hold the Capitol.

Even further, let's say they managed to melee attack a couple dozen Congressmen and seriously hurt or killed them. Even from there I see no path forward that gives Trump the Presidency. Do you?

I'm fascinated to hear your theories how this would work, if you have them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:28 PM (kDGvA)

21 Nichols could rationalize why his ass is against the gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:29 PM (us2H3)

22 An Australian gossip columnist is apologizing for threatening to out Rebel Wilson as a lesbian. Under threat of being outed, she outed herself before he could publish his own outing.

The gossip columnist himself is gay.

This is like some weird Gay Möbius Loop, where both Rebel Wilson and the Australian gossip columnist endlessly rotate around the Axis of Gay until they both suddenly disappear into the gossip columnists anus.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2022 06:29 PM (5NkmN)

23 > Fauci has Covid.

Serves him right, he never took it seriously. Isn't that the line the left always used when a prominent person got Covid?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:29 PM (kDGvA)

24 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2022 06:29 PM (xPl2J)

25 I don't know how anyone listens to Hannity. He used to come on after Rush. I could never take more than a few minutes of him repeating himself over and over.

But the day someone tried to explain the 3/5 compromise to him and he ended the conversation by saying, "I still think it's wrong" was the day I refused to listen to that buffoon again.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 15, 2022 06:30 PM (Ly/95)

26 >>>Also. Die Fauci. Get Blood Cancer and Die.

tough but fair

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2022 06:30 PM (AkbRF)

27 Theory :

The worst things get for Biden / Democrats, the more insane the columns and articles become. Tom Nichols is currently the poster child.

Spoiler - Biden is objectively the worst president in history.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM (DFWJJ)

28 Anthony Fauci has covid.

It would be best for mankind if he died.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

29 Re. the "brilliant" Leftist sticker -- glad they are reminding people of Biden as they pay more than double what they used to for gas. Biden and the MSM can try to gaslight people into thinking it was all Putin, but regular people know better. And even if they didn't, they expect people like Biden to prevent and fix problems.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM (GFoyL)

30 @ElonMusk said he is leaning toward voting for @GovRonDeSantis for president in 2024 and predicted a "red wave" in the #Midterms2022.

It's happening....

Posted by: Dr. T channeling that "and so it begins" guy at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM (Vgw1E)

31 NOOD!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM (kf6Ak)

32 how does the Mayor of Atlanta find time to lance bottoms ?
Posted by: REDACTED

those monkeypox pus filled sores won't lance themselves.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:32 PM (UgAdJ)

33 >>24 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
Posted by: Mark1971

I googly'd her photo and it seems she's really a dude with a blonde wig.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2022 06:32 PM (MkYsY)

34 What the hell is a Rebel Wilson?

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 15, 2022 06:32 PM (S7une)

35 Hopefully Fauci soon will go on to meet his maker and be sent to the fire gates of Hell

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 06:33 PM (2JoB8)

36 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
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She's a fat AUS (stand up?) Who was in an outstanding film called "Pitch Perfect". She was also in "Isn't it Romantic", which is also sleeper good.
(Pitch Perfect probably isn't for "mixed company". There's some pretty hot sex, with hot girls)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:33 PM (7Fj9P)

37 I don't know how anyone listens to Hannity. He used to come on after Rush. I could never take more than a few minutes of him repeating himself over and over.

Always remember that Hannity got his 'start' in radio by being a persistent caller to talk shows. He has no intellectual underpinnings or coherent philosophy. He's a dumbass "first time caller, long time listener" peabrain who has less political savvy than the drunk at the end of the bar.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2022 06:34 PM (2JVJo)

38 >>>24 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.

comedic actress whose schitck was being obnoxious/gross. But she was fat, so that was the type she played. Was pretty funny in that mode.

She lost a lot of weight but I don't know about the "100s of #s" a commenter said above. Looks like she lost about 40 or 50 pounds.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2022 06:34 PM (AkbRF)

39 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
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Don't know.
Don't care.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:34 PM (SF4EO)

40
I'm fascinated to hear your theories how this would work, if you have them.

Posted by: bonhomme

ShutUp! you h8ter, they explained.

that's all they have.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:35 PM (UgAdJ)

41 Shouldn't Rebel Wilson have to get a new name like Lady Antebellum did?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2022 06:35 PM (xPl2J)

42 > I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.

Fat Aussie "comedian" from Jojo Rabbit, Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb, Bridesmaids, Cats, and a bunch of other crap you've never seen.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:35 PM (kDGvA)

43 Re "Biden is the worst president in history" : It's simpler if you just say "Biden is the worst" -- worst law student, worst husband, worst senator, worst vice-president, ...

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 15, 2022 06:35 PM (S7une)

44 Re. the "brilliant" Leftist sticker -- glad they are
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Yeah, it's actually just bad: reminds you of insanely high gas prices, and the sarc is so hipster, 90% of people will think that's anti-Biden.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (7Fj9P)

45 the fat one in the pitch perfect films

it's like that pitch meeting on tenet, where ryan's nose is bleeding because of the convolution,

Posted by: no 6 at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (i0Lci)

46 That b**ch KJP had better not once, not ever, call my patriotism into question.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (anj39)

47 Ace, I beg you… please fix the site for mobile!

Posted by: weew at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (+m+uH)

48 I see the Rasta Muppet is still running her mouth. Old Joe is giving here a workout!

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (Vr12I)

49 >>> Ace, I beg you… please fix the site for mobile!
Posted by: weew at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (+m+uH)

How is it not working for you?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:37 PM (38JP5)

50 >>>47 Ace, I beg you… please fix the site for mobile!

i'll beg my web designer to please finish the redesign... all I can do is ask him.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2022 06:37 PM (AkbRF)

51 comedic actress whose schitck was being obnoxious/gross
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Explains why I've never heard of her.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:37 PM (SF4EO)

52 L'enfer c'est les autres ergo our raison d'etre is coup d'etat

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

53 My suspicion is that the full weight of our foreign and domestic crises has not broken through the self-absorption and solipsism of not only our political parties but the American public
==

Tom Nicholfucker is the smarterest than me. He use big word me no underthink to make I be on his smarterest side. Me stupid. Nicholfucker not him better. me do what he say.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (WKPeU)

54 I call on all grocery stores to be patriots and lower all products to one penny while I am in the store.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (8GBH4)

55 BREAKING: Biden to ban 'conversion therapy' for gender identity

Teachers and others will be allowed to convert your kids, but if you try to fix the damage, you're going to prison.

https://bit.ly/3xSMt4n

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (kDGvA)

56 That b**ch KJP had better not once, not ever, call my patriotism into question.
Posted by: Diogenes

*points at couch, passes Diogenes a beer*

yes. yes. feel the hate flow through your veins.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (UgAdJ)

57 If I was advising and his Chief of Staff for DeathSantis, I would have that dude on TRT, up at 4am to train till 8am, have his nutrition on point. In a year when the primary starts, Trump is finished. He would drop out.
And lets be honest and no homo, he has been blessed with strong Anglo-European genes. He has hunter eyes, warrior skull, and is a handsome man.
Dude would pull men from the middle to far right, women landslide except the public figures and many fatties, a larger portion of black men and other hues.
It would really be over for Trump, the olds and weak of the GOPe, and anybody who ran against him in the general.

Ron, call me, bro. Gotta get you in fighting and game shape.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (45Wet)

58 I am on my phone right now. Seems fine. What problem are you having?

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (Vr12I)

59 Hannity is unwatchable and unlistenable.

Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (0IeYL)

60 The original Tom Nichols:

https://youtu.be/xAssVaShgCs

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (38JP5)

61 She lost a lot of weight but I don't know about the "100s of #s" a commenter
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I think I said 100 #s, not 100's of #s but sure, hyperbole.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (7Fj9P)

62 46 That b**ch KJP had better not once, not ever, call my patriotism into question.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 06:36 PM (anj39)

suck my cock

Posted by: KJP at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)

63 That hash tho...

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (45Wet)

64 this hugely-benippled pantload

Does he have ... piercings?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

65 > I call on all grocery stores to be patriots and lower all products to one penny while I am in the store.

If you move to a leftist city, you can shoplift all your food. You pay nothing.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (kDGvA)

66 Ace, I beg you… please fix the site for mobile!
Posted by: weew
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i'll beg my web designer to please finish the redesign... all I can do is ask him.
Posted by: ace

#2 weeks, bruh. we're all in this together.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (UgAdJ)

67 Hannity is unwatchable and unlistenable.
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So is everything else on TV.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (SF4EO)

68 59 Hannity is unwatchable and unlistenable.
Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (0IeYL)

the weasel bringing the troof

Posted by: KJP at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (us2H3)

69 No noodlers!

Posted by: Squid at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (ggJh/)

70 Font size scaling is broken (or at least iffy) on the mobile version.

Posted by: FriscoYodax at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (S7une)

71 BREAKING: Biden to ban 'conversion therapy' for gender identity

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Because it's cruel!!!

And cutting off your child's dick is the compassionate way to deal with the situation.

This really is how they think.

Posted by: Blago at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (DE2Au)

72 If you think there is no difference between any Republican politician I offer Kari Lake, Republican candidate for Governor of Arizona.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9etyye

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

73 I call on my State and Federal Govt to be Patriots and eliminate all sales and income taxes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (8GBH4)

74 I call on Kate Upton to be a patriot and dance naked around my house.

Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (0IeYL)

75 Anthony Fauci has covid.

It would be best for mankind if he died.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM

Also, for beagle kind.

Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (MzKgG)

76 "We have come to regard the presidency as a temporary appointment to Superman, and the White House as a gleaming Fortress of pudding pops full of potential testicles."

fixed it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (Ynyl9)

77 67 Hannity is unwatchable and unlistenable.
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So is everything else on TV.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:40 PM (SF4EO)
Why I dumped mine years ago. Anything I want, I stream.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

78 I won't say that I hope Fauci dies a painful death.

Narrator: But Jukin really did hope that Fauci died a painful death.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (WKPeU)

79 comedic actress whose schitck was being obnoxious/gross.

That doesn't really narrow it down much.

Posted by: Hands at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (786Ro)

80 wonder if the Big 3 have approached Tucker ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (us2H3)

81 Diogenes she will just call you a racist

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

82 The leftist progressive art only makes Biden look worse. It reminds the public his Brian is full of nothing and he caused gas to be crazy expensive.

Lets go Brandon.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (haWye)

83 Why I dumped mine years ago. Anything I want, I stream.
Posted by: kraken
___

Same here, which isn't all that often.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (SF4EO)

84 was Tom Nichols the guy with the Confederate flag cooler..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (Ynyl9)

85 The site doesn't look any different on mobile than it's looked for many many years. Not much different than desktop.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (38JP5)

86 How is it not working for you?
==================
You have to turn off all (most?) auto functions in your keyboard settings. Auto complete, predictive text et al.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (7Fj9P)

87
Oh ... joy ... rapture ... the "expert" has weighed in ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (pNxlR)

88 Yes, Joe, we can't have children getting psychological help for a dysphoria. That would be cruel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (8GBH4)

89 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (1Yy3c)

90 Whatever you think of Hannity, he really is unlistenable.

I don't really tune in to any of it (cancelled cable) but Tucker Carlson does usually have a smart take on politics. he just sort of came out of nowhere as I just assumed he was a hack with the whole bow tie schtick early on in his career.

Posted by: Blago at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (DE2Au)

91 Is Biden benching Miss Historic First Press Secretary?

https://bit.ly/3OctC9Q

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (kDGvA)

92 Trump is probably pulling his hair out. OMG DeSantis stole the spotlight from me!!

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (VF4WI)

93 The idea that people really and truly give a shit about whether some third-rate dancing monkey is gay is incredibly overblown, and just one more way of creating artificial issues and divisions.

I mean...Garrett came out as a metrosexual, so what could be more shocking than that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (XIJ/X)

94 I don't get it. Mocking people who blame Biden for the gas price increase is going to ... convince them they are wrong?

How?

"I called you stupid! I win!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (Zf0+a)

95 i'll beg my web designer to please finish the redesign... all I can do is ask him.
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2022 06:37 PM (AkbRF)

Minx 0.8.5 beta

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

96 "Biden to ban 'conversion therapy' for gender identity"

how is he going to do that? Oh yeah, he's the Superman in the Fortress of Solid Tubes

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (Ynyl9)

97 >>> I call on Kate Upton to be a patriot and dance naked around my house.
Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM (0IeYL)

Any Upton. ok?

Posted by: Fred Upton here, doing a sexy striptease for ya at June 15, 2022 06:44 PM (38JP5)

98 FJB

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 15, 2022 06:44 PM (bar5X)

99 Hannity has been sucking on Jerry River's cock too long

it's all about Sean

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:44 PM (us2H3)

100 That hash tho...
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (45Wet)
===
It was the furst think I noticed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2022 06:44 PM (EZebt)

101 > Whatever you think of Hannity, he really is unlistenable.

Hannity is baby's first conservatism. If you grew up conservative or have been politically active for more than a minute, Hannity isn't for you.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 06:45 PM (kDGvA)

102 83 Why I dumped mine years ago. Anything I want, I stream.
Posted by: kraken
___

Same here, which isn't all that often.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (SF4EO)

Don't know if you do Amazon, sister, but the deals on Bluray discs are great right now. I like the Jurassic Park franchise, and got 5 disc set for a little over 20 bucks.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:45 PM (Vr12I)

103 Tucker Carlson does usually have a smart take on politics.

Posted by: Blago at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (DE2Au)

Well, compared to the idiot Hannity, my two-year-old niece is more adept at political analysis.

But Carlson backs up his caustic wit with facts that aren't recycled talking points from the RNC, and that makes him valuable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2022 06:45 PM (XIJ/X)

104 I call on Kate Upton to be a patriot and dance naked around my house.
Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:41 PM

This!!!! Oh, please, oh please!! We don't get nearly enough opportunities to bounce around and bark our heads off!

Posted by: WD & FSJ at June 15, 2022 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

105 "I mean...Garrett came out as a metrosexual, so what could be more shocking than that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2022 06:43 PM (XIJ/X)"

JJ converts to Lutheran and starts making jello molds?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (VF4WI)

106 Deathsantis re Musk: Troll level Pro Boss 11.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (JioKJ)

107 i'll beg my web designer to please finish the redesign... all I can do is ask him.
Posted by: ace

Oooh ooh ooh! Can we post pictures too???

/s

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (bar5X)

108 BTW, Biden after the hoopla has died down is going to punish the Border Patrol for the imaginary crime of whipping illegal aliens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (8GBH4)

109 Fauci with the Wuhan Flu?

Well he should have gotten another jab...

Dude, you deserve what ever comes your way

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (nEuqY)

110 "Beefwitted" is one of my favorite new insults.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 06:46 PM (/NCI4)

111 RuPaul is more of a womyn than Nancy Pelosi at this point

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (nEuqY)

112 I call on Tom Brady to be a Patriot and move back to New England.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (8GBH4)

113 Wait wait wait...there's going to be a redesign?

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (1Yy3c)

114 No noodlers!
Posted by: Squid

nuh uh, vmom nooded. but it was in this thread.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (UgAdJ)

115 I hope Fauci's dick falls off in his soup.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (VF4WI)

116 Don't know if you do Amazon, sister, but the deals on Bluray discs are great right now. I like the Jurassic Park franchise, and got 5 disc set for a little over 20 bucks.
Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:45 PM

Any deals on Prometheus or Ghost Ship?

Asking for the Blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Little man Fauci probably just got Omicron B.5 and won't suffer nearly enough.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 15, 2022 06:47 PM (Bd6X8)

118 but it's okay if your kid just wants to cut himself. Get him to the school psychologist right away so the kid can get on the Red Flag database

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (Ynyl9)

119 my German granny used to call guys like Josh Kraushaar

"Kelbels"

meant something in a Greman/ Yiddish sort of way

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (us2H3)

120 BTW, Biden after the hoopla has died down is going to punish the Border Patrol for the imaginary crime of whipping illegal aliens.

It is my understanding that Biden intends to reveal the Border Patrol as the perpetrators of the Reichstag fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (/NCI4)

121 Don't know if you do Amazon, sister, but the deals on Bluray discs are great right now. I like the Jurassic Park franchise, and got 5 disc set for a little over 20 bucks.
___

Nope.
Not anymore.

And I have no interest in buying movies, even ones I used to like.

But thanks anyway.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (SF4EO)

122 >>>How is it not working for you?
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You have to turn off all (most?) auto functions in your keyboard settings. Auto complete, predictive text et al.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:42 PM (7Fj9P)

I've never had to do any of that. I even use swype and it works fine. Android.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (38JP5)

123 What they need to say is "Joe Biden has been a good President FOR US". Then it would be a true statement.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (YynYJ)

124 Hannity is best buds with Neal Boortz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

125 99 Hannity has been sucking on Jerry River's cock too long

it's all about Sean
----
I said yesterday already that 'Sean' is the answer to 'When is a sheep not a sheep?'

Posted by: Ciampino at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (qfLjt)

126 Sean Hannity is a ridiculous beefwitted blockhead who once applied to be Lex Luthor's minion but was beaten for the job by Otis.

Sean backed Trump early, and enjoyed a lot of influence during the Trump presidency. But, apparently, Sean is giving himself credit for the MAGA movement, and thinks he can now re-invent it.

Sean isn't getting it - this is not all about him. You've nailed it, Ace.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (Ybhj0)

127 24 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
Posted by: Mark1971

Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect
(She's not fat anymore - really slimmed down)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (kf6Ak)

128 121

But thanks anyway.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 06:48 PM (SF4EO)

More than welcome.

Posted by: kraken at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (Vr12I)

129
I should make a game show - "Are You Smarter Than A WH PressSec?"

All kinds of barnyard animals could compete for big prizes, like bags of sweet grain and salt licks and such.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (ZRrE6)

130 No noodlers!
Posted by: Squid

nuh uh, vmom nooded. but it was in this thread.
Posted by: BifBewalski

I nooded last thread, but we were already 96 comments in here.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (bar5X)

131 As for the Bidet Junta calling on oil companies to lower prices

You first you child molesting brain dead plagiarizing piece of future worm food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (nEuqY)

132 The rebuttal is bullshit.
We would not be hit with the decreased supply of oil from the war if we were independent. Once Biden cut domestic production and made us more dependent on the world market, he became responsible for the consequences

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (7waW3)

133 "Beefwitted" is one of my favorite new insults.
Posted by: Archimedes

one of my NCOs graced a private in my platoon with 'beefuckled'. he sold it by pushing his glasses down his nose, leaning his head back so he could see through them and sneering like british royalty.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (UgAdJ)

134 I think I said 100 #s, not 100's of #s but sure, hyperbole.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (7Fj9P)

********

Back in the day when I would eat fifteen chickens a day, I weighed over 900 pounds.

But then I was put on a 1200-calorie-a-day diet and dropped my weight back down to 230 pounds.

The chickens breathed a sigh of relief but then I lost my dietary discipline and the chickens were terrorized again.

Posted by: Happy Humphrey at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (xxG/v)

135 i'll beg my web designer to please finish the redesign... all I can do is ask him.
Posted by: ace

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Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)

136 Fucking joe biden isn't the worst president in history, remember wilson. Everyone forgets Wilson.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (0OmEj)

137 KJP calls on oil companies to "be patriots" and lower gas prices.

Chapter One of the Hugo Chavez Book of Economic Theory and Practical Management

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (guGkK)

138 This should be a happy occasion. Let's not whinge about who nooded who.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

139 OT: I found the NPR bio on Franklin very interesting and well done, except for the periodic disquisitions on "slavery bad". Yes, yes it was. But it wasn't the central fact of Franklin's life. I just fast forwarded through them.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (/NCI4)

140 >>>That's not a parody, that's real.

GTFO.

Posted by: flounder at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (i/cxE)

141 Tucker asks questions of DC that range from difficult to impossible to answer

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (us2H3)

142
I hope Fauci's dick falls off in his soup.
Posted by: Marcus T

He's lying about COVID. He's got the Funky Pox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

143 Covid, now, is nothing more than a cold.

When people say they have it, no one gives a shit. Hey virtue signaler, STFU.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (DcKNO)

144
Any deals on Prometheus or Ghost Ship?

Asking for the Blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Why? We're two months past lighting the celebratory Erf Day pyres ... they'd be PERFECT on those!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (pNxlR)

145 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 15, 2022 06:29 PM (xPl2J)

Now she's a famous lesbian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (guGkK)

146 Why does every idiot and their mother have to tell the world they tested "positive" for the China Flu?

No one gives a damn so just go away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2022 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

147 I ate the nooders!

Or were they noodles?

Can't really say but the chickens were relieved, if only for a day!

Posted by: Happy Humphrey at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (xxG/v)

148 >>2 Fauci has Covid. BWAHAHAHAHA Precious.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:19 PM (u73oe)

He finally rose to the occasion.

Posted by: Caliban at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (HgGBT)

149 The amazing thing, the thing that makes me believe that God looks out for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America, is that the powers that coalesced to remove Donald Trump replaced him with Joe Biden. They picked the biggest idiot in DC without providing him with someone who could keep all of the ideologues from pulling in every direction at once.

"My God, this White House; it's full of imbeciles."

Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (HfND3)

150 David French was unavailable for comment, because he was masturbating.

Classic cruel Ace

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (guGkK)

151 I call on all grocery stores to be patriots and lower all products to one penny while I am in the store.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (8GBH4)

I call on all mortgage lenders to be super patriots and just give me the money for free. WAIT! Pay me interest over the next 30 years.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (Hswbs)

152 When people say they have it, no one gives a shit. Hey virtue signaler, STFU.

Posted by: Seems Legit

"Long Covid" is the new victim identity, according to an article a Moron linked to earlier

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (kf6Ak)

153 https://bit.ly/3OctC9Q

Who woulda thought that the "click all the right boxes hire" wouldn't turn out so great!
I'm bumfoozled, I am.

Posted by: MkY at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (cPGH3)

154 Tom Nichols? What drugs is he on?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (eGTCV)

155 Fucking joe biden isn't the worst president in history, remember wilson. Everyone forgets Wilson.
Posted by: USNtakim

Biden has only had a year and a half. He has 2 1/2 years left. Give him time.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (bar5X)

156 email from Ocasio-Crackpot's 'team':

"Using children as political pawns is unacceptable."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (Ynyl9)

157 Perhaps we/I am an oddity. Don't watch TV of any form, damn few movies which we go to the theater to see. Don't stream anything. Hell, I don't even listen to the radio any more. It's not (only) that the content disgusts me, it's that I am busy doing my chores, hobbies and visiting with folks.

I'm a busy man - I've got shit to do.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 06:54 PM (Msys3)

158
"Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have."

Likewise.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 06:54 PM (NqOsP)

159 Can't really say but the chickens were relieved, if only for a day!
Posted by: Happy Humphrey at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (xxG/v)

Many cloacas went unpuckered that day.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2022 06:54 PM (1Yy3c)

160 nuh uh, vmom nooded.

It loses its efficacy in the current thread but I’m still new here so I’ll try to see the nood as half full.

Posted by: Squid at June 15, 2022 06:54 PM (ggJh/)

161 Kulaks and Wreckers will be the next adjectives used against the oil companies.

Cow-orker recently surprised me with this 'wisdom' that the gas prices could drop 30 cents if the governor did something.

Pointed out that Bidet's killing Keystone lead to this. He though Keystone was sludge oil. So I told him the only refineries that can handle heavy Venezuelan crude are located in the US.

We dropped it after that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 06:55 PM (nEuqY)

162 You know Covid is over when the grocery store has hand sanitizer on clearance.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 15, 2022 06:55 PM (YynYJ)

163 Fauci tested positive for covid because he's scheduled to testify before the senate.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 06:55 PM (NqOsP)

164 "Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have."

*ponders paywall*

Posted by: the management at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (us2H3)

165 *breathes a sigh of relief at being unrecognized during a discussion about who was the worst president of the US*

Posted by: James Buchanan at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (xxG/v)

166 They're reporting the two officers killed in LA yesterday were killed by another career criminal who was arrested with a gun and given probation by Soros' puppet.

Republicans need to use these as examples as why Democrats addre full of shit when it comes to gun control. They repeatedly let criminals with illegal guns go free, they don't care about gun crime one bit, they just want to take away our freedoms.

Republicans should refuse to vote on any bill until Democrats put in that anyone caught committing a crime, with an illegal unregistered weapon, gets a mandatory 30 year federal sentence, none of this shit where local DAs can set them free.

Let Democrats go on record that they want violent criminals to have guns, and they want you completely vulnerable.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (WRmvO)

167 MAGA: Make American Gas Affordable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

168 132 The rebuttal is bullshit.
We would not be hit with the decreased supply of oil from the war if we were independent. Once Biden cut domestic production and made us more dependent on the world market, he became responsible for the consequences
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (7waW3)
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And why are we still exporting petroleum products to Europe? I think the Marshall Plan was enough.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (qfLjt)

169 OT: it's a bit long, but this is a very interesting history of why India hasn't been able to develop a semiconductor chip manufacturing capacity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isBYV6QWDIo

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (/NCI4)

170 David Frawnch needs to do a tear-stained, mascara running down his blob of a face video shrieking LEAVE JOE BIDEN ALONE!!! *sob*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (x8Wzq)

171 Yesterday at the gas station I needed to ask the man next to me to loosen my gas cap, and we started talking. He had a big ram truck that he was filling up. $200.00. It was shocking.

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (+JZ5T)

172 I don't think Drag Queens poll well with Hispanics.. What's Joe to do ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (bs+z0)

173 >>> Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)

The comment style is perfect. The outline, hierarchical style is the worst thing ever invented and all the people involved should be shut in a room strapped to a chair and fitted with those clock-work-orange eye clamps to enjoy a dozen yoko ono clones singing to a dozen naked dancing Lena Dunham clones.

The freerepublic one was nice because it was consecutive order like this but you could also put reply tags and whatnot so you could form a single thread of thought if you wanted. But this one is fine.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (38JP5)

174 Heck, with any luck, I might not even make the Top Three Worst Presidents of All Time!

Posted by: James Buchanan at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (xxG/v)

175
Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)
----
Agreed. Change is bad.

Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (0IeYL)

176 Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (WRmvO)

AG needs to be sued, in Federal Court, for taking the victims Civil Rights, via Law... clearly by undercharging this criminal, DA was an accessory to the crime, as it could not have happened without him / her.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

177 Redacted no, just usually self incriminating

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (2JoB8)

178 Ooops, wrong porcine sack of mediocrity in my last poat.

Still. It works.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (x8Wzq)

179 150 David French was unavailable for comment, because he was masturbating.

Classic cruel Ace
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:52 PM (guGkK)

------

Which is the best Ace. I don't care if VDH thinks we're unfeeling and insensitive. Someone has to be.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (DcKNO)

180 Can we have a Mike with raccoon makeup crying and begging people to "Leave Joey Alone!" instead?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (nEuqY)

181 Yesterday at the gas station I needed to ask the man next to me to loosen my gas cap

Heh.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (guGkK)

182 MAGA: Make American Gas Affordable.

Get that on a bumper sticker pronto!

Posted by: Squid at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (ggJh/)

183 167 MAGA: Make American Gas Affordable.
Posted by: Romeo13

perfect

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (kf6Ak)

184
Where the fook do they get those "handsy" people to argle-bargle for whichever WH spokesdolt is presently on the air?

If that one pictured with Historic Triple First isn't a short bus rider (with helmet cluster), I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (pNxlR)

185 The outline, hierarchical style is the worst thing ever invented and all the people involved should be shut in a room strapped to a chair and fitted with those clock-work-orange eye clamps to enjoy a dozen yoko ono clones singing to a dozen naked dancing Lena Dunham clones.
Posted by: banana Dream

Newsletter details if you please Sir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (Msys3)

186 174 Heck, with any luck, I might not even make the Top Three Worst Presidents of All Time!

Posted by: James Buchanan

That ship sailed long ago.

Biden>Obama>Wilson>Carter

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (/NCI4)

187 175
Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (u73oe)
----
Agreed. Change is bad.
Posted by: Weasel at June 15, 2022 06:58 PM (0IeYL)

------

+1

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (DcKNO)

188 oh my God, I just sneezed! I will quarantine myself as soon as I get back from the liquor store.

also, when I blew my nose, the snot looked like Elvis. Another miracle!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (Ynyl9)

189 So the Green Lantern theory is Vlad Lenin

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

190 Sean should have Lindsey dance in the green dildo suit to kick up ratings. (Sorry if you're eating supper)

Posted by: dartist at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (+ya+t)

191 58 I am on my phone right now. Seems fine. What problem are you having?

For me, multiple page reload just as I'm finally almost able to hit the comments link. One I get in to comments page, it's fine. Using Brave browser, but it doesn't prevent the problem like it used to.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

192 157 Perhaps we/I am an oddity. Don't watch TV of any form, damn few movies which we go to the theater to see. Don't stream anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 06:54 PM (Msys3)

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This is easily the biggest disconnect between me and the normies. Friends sit around gabbing about binging this and streaming that, waiting for the next season of "Who Could Possibly Give a Shit!" or being excited for the next release of whatever dumbass bullshit falls out of Disney this month.

I can't relate to a damn bit of it. I don't watch TV other than to throw on this week's pro golf event, and I don't stream or otherwise follow anything on television. It's all so dreadfully stupid on its face, and it's all written with the assumption that I want to be clubbed over the head with leftoid social justice issues or whatever the Current Thing is.

Fuck. Right. Off.

Posted by: ballistic at June 15, 2022 06:59 PM (oXNqT)

193 The Rick Wilson has been especially full of himself lately.

I'd love to send him a box full of confederate flags to go with the cooler on his boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

194 "KJP calls on oil companies to 'be patriots' and lower gas prices."

Hey, I have an idea: since massively increasing government spending is a leading cause of our inflationary crisis, what if you government workers act like "patriots" and take less pay?

As for the Biden admin. asking the oil companies to stop blaming the Ukrainian invasion for high gas prices, they should respond with two words:

You first.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (1gif2)

195 revelations about an attempted American coup d'état,
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The hivemind is complete in this one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (krQz2)

196 Republicans should refuse to vote on any bill until Democrats put in that anyone caught committing a crime, with an illegal unregistered weapon, gets a mandatory 30 year federal sentence, none of this shit where local DAs can set them free.

Let Democrats go on record that they want violent criminals to have guns, and they want you completely vulnerable.
Posted by: Rbastid

Rbastid for president!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (bar5X)

197 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (EFoWL)

198 132 The rebuttal is bullshit.
We would not be hit with the decreased supply of oil from the war if we were independent. Once Biden cut domestic production and made us more dependent on the world market, he became responsible for the consequences
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 06:49 PM (7waW3)

If you look at US oil production numbers, you will see the we had a 25% DECREASE in oil production, in one month... Feb to March of 2020. Direct result of the Covid Mask bullshit lockdowns. Many GOVERNORS were the ones who killed oil production.... we still have not been able to ramp back up, because it takes a LONG DAMN TIME to get the supply chain rebuilt, once destroyed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (oHd/0)

199 #180: To be clear- Mikey NTH don't play that game.

Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at June 15, 2022 07:01 PM (HfND3)

200 "the amazeballs commentary The Atlantic is paying this pantload for."

I remember decades ago when The Atlantic was a pretty good magazine. You could buy one before boarding and spend the whole flight reading it, with most or all of the articles being absorbing.

They pay Nichols because: he's cheap? he writes what he's told? they're paid from outside to run his shit? they have data that indicates he's good for subscriptions? good for advertisers? Gotta be a reason for it.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (qpX6U)

201 That ship sailed long ago.

Biden>Obama>Wilson>Carter

Correction:
Biden>FDR>Obama>Wilson>Carter

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (/NCI4)

202 The gossip columnist himself is gay.

Bitch fight.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (Wpbgs)

203 I hope Michigan is happy your AG wants all of your children sexually confused

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

204
The freerepublic one was nice because it was consecutive order like this but you could also put reply tags and whatnot so you could form a single thread of thought if you wanted. But this one is fine.
Posted by: banana Dream

Besides, it takes a certain level of intelligence to figure out and follow this format ...

... note that I said only "certain" -- read into that what you will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

205 re 173: yes, agreed, but it would help if people responding to a comment included like a name and time, sometimes need to scroll-a-lot to find the original comment.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (Ynyl9)

206 That hash tho...
Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 15, 2022 06:39 PM (45Wet)

Oh yeah, that's just how I like them!

But its not like they're any heavier wet, when they're only 45 pounds to start with. Same weight when they shower with you as any other time. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (P1f+c)

207 186 174 Heck, with any luck, I might not even make the Top Three Worst Presidents of All Time!

Posted by: James Buchanan

you are however, the second worst fag president evah

Posted by: the management at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (us2H3)

208
Republicans should refuse to vote on any bill until Democrats put in that anyone caught committing a crime, with an illegal unregistered weapon, gets a mandatory 30 year federal sentence, none of this shit where local DAs can set them free.

Let Democrats go on record that they want violent criminals to have guns, and they want you completely vulnerable.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2022 06:56 PM (WRmvO)

You forgot crimes with legal guns?

Go away. Guns are not the problem the problem is with people who are using them to commit crimes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (xhaym)

209 This is easily the biggest disconnect between me and the normies. Friends sit around gabbing about binging this and streaming that, waiting for the next season of "Who Could Possibly Give a Shit!"
___

So, not much difference when folks here prattle on about whatever show.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (SF4EO)

210 Lol. Jesse Watters having fun with Fauci.

Jesse believes Fauci exposed himself on purpose because he was supposed to go up against Rand Paul tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

211 Jane, what has Rick Wilson done/said to be full of himself?

I know he is, I just haven't paid attention.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (DcKNO)

212 And into sexual deviant culture

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

213 I challenge any of these NeverTrump grifter to go a week without saying centrist or moderate. Forget a week, how about an hour?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2022 07:03 PM (qb0ta)

214 137 KJP calls on oil companies to "be patriots" and lower gas prices.

Chapter One of the Hugo Chavez Book of Economic Theory and Practical Management

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 15, 2022 06:50 PM (guGkK)

It's also Chapter One of The Big Book of SEC Rules Violations: Shafting Your Shareholders.

Posted by: tuesday's gone? at June 15, 2022 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

215 T-shirt shop does bumper stickers too. Will place on order on Friday.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2022 07:03 PM (pivGs)

216 The comment style is perfect.
.....
Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (38JP5)

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For me, a big improvement would be to simply replace the "Posted by:" text with "--------->>>>" (or something)
That way you could copy when replying and there is clear marker when the new comment begins. Quicker to write, Easier to read.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 07:03 PM (7waW3)

217 ....... we still have not been able to ramp back up, because it takes a LONG DAMN TIME to get the supply chain rebuilt, once destroyed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June
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And all those guys in the field, wiped out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (Wpbgs)

218 re 198: supply chain? We have Mayor Pete in charge, foolish mortal!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (Ynyl9)

219 Kindergarten teacher > KJP

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (nEuqY)

220
also, when I blew my nose, the snot looked like Elvis. Another miracle!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach

reading hanky snot fortelling the future is so hawt.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (UgAdJ)

221 *points at couch, passes Diogenes a beer*

yes. yes. feel the hate flow through your veins.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 06:38 PM (UgAdJ)
***

*takes a long pull*
Danke!
Das ist gerschmekt!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (anj39)

222 On iOS regardless of browser, sometimes the front page will crash and reload repeatedly until it gives up. I have to try to scroll to the "Comments" link as quickly as possible between crashes and click it. Sometimes the problem is worse than other times which leads me to suspect one or more of the rotating embedded ads.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (nfrXX)

223 Hey, I got an idea!

If the Dems really suffer under the weight of people expecting them to be superheroes--DON'T FUCKING RUN AS ONE!

Don't say that you'll "shut down a virus" ("I'm sorry sir, this virus is closed by the order of the President") like the flaw of the current president is his faltering VIRUS POWERS!

THIS is the Democrat's FUCKING brand to DO the impossible to make all sorts of promises--it's a chief REASON I *HATE* the Democratic Party!

But it's good "messaging" to pretend to be a superhero, and then you can always plead normal human when reality knocks you down.

Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (krQz2)

224 I still want to know why we have to celebrate peoples sexual preferences ? We have to have parades and executive orders protecting their rights to perversion ?... I guess I'm just old

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (bs+z0)

225 And all those guys in the field, wiped out.
___

Yep.

And now, the mass layoffs for most industries are beginning.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (SF4EO)

226 Oh crap. I put my Italian meatloaf in the oven without the Italian pork "breadcrumbs."'

Yikes. I've never done that before.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

227 205 re 173: yes, agreed, but it would help if people responding to a comment included like a name and time, sometimes need to scroll-a-lot to find the original comment.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach

Highlight and control-F works for me (search function.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (7waW3)

228 Sundowner and his Puppeteers are filling every position with Marxists

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (2JoB8)

229 Wow... Bannon Jan 6 BS... 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'.

Just like a Bee is now a Fish...

Court's are now in Humpty Dumpty Land... where nothing means what it says.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:06 PM (oHd/0)

230 Floridachick,

Look into places where they made moonshine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 15, 2022 07:06 PM (5HBd1)

231 Jesse is scorching Fauci. Loving it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

232 I still want to know why we have to celebrate peoples sexual preferences ? We have to have parades and executive orders protecting their rights to perversion ?... I guess I'm just old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (bs+z0)

This is how you are made to care. Is it not fabulous?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2022 07:07 PM (xhaym)

233 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick

There's TV shows about that. "Life Below Zero" and "Alaskan Bush People" and stuff like that.

Posted by: mikeski at June 15, 2022 07:07 PM (P1f+c)

234 Court's are now in Humpty Dumpty Land... where nothing means what it says.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:06 PM (oHd/0)

All that matters is Who is to be The Master.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at June 15, 2022 07:07 PM (NqOsP)

235 nnon Jan 6 BS... 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'.

It was my understanding that the difference between shall and will was a long-settled matter of legal art. I guess it didn't give them the results they wanted.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 07:07 PM (/NCI4)

236 Which ad will Karl Rove spend the most money preventing from airing?

A montage of Democrats saying "LatinX"
Or
Democrats praising trannies and drag queens ending with "a drag queen for every classroom?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2022 07:08 PM (Zf0+a)

237 And all those guys in the field, wiped out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:04 PM (Wpbgs)

Entire supply chain which supported Oil drilling... They were all living paycheck to paycheck, and had to go find something else to do. Like the Restaurant industry in Denver.... STILL has not recovered.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

238 Jane, what has Rick Wilson done/said to be full of himself?

I know he is, I just haven't paid attention.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 07:02 PM (DcKN

He does seem oddly arrogant for a man without a redeeming quality.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 15, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

239 Floridachick, welcome to my little piece of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2022 07:09 PM (pivGs)

240 Juneteenth is overtaking Father's Day in certain parts of the country, including where we live.

I may wear blackface while serving my husband his much loved steamed crabs. Or would that be raaacissst?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

241 So Exxon was patriotic 2017-2020 then suddenly in 2021 decided to be anti American price gougers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2022 07:09 PM (qb0ta)

242 Oh crap. I put my Italian meatloaf in the oven without the Italian pork "breadcrumbs."'

Yikes. I've never done that before.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

Must be meatloaf day.

I found my Mom's Meatloaf Recipe so I decided to make that tonight. It is now done.

Very nostalgic smell.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2022 07:09 PM (5NkmN)

243 So masks don't work, huh Fauci?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 15, 2022 07:09 PM (vcv8B)

244 >>> 197 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (EFoWL)

I would think you have in-state options in the land of DeathSantis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (llON8)

245 Forgot to add: there's no problem if I disable javascript. It's just a PITA to do that since Safari doesn't let me control it on a site-by-site basis.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (nfrXX)

246 Clay Travis is making Mr. Blackwell's job purty fuckin easy

Posted by: REDACTED at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (us2H3)

247 I made meatloaf this weekend! I tried using a package of meatloaf seasoning and wasn't impressed. I think I will make up another for next week.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (5HBd1)

248 Every bill the Democrats advance is a "Solution".

That's bull shit. If they're passing so many "solutions", don't say that shit's intransigent when reality doesn't "prove" your "solution"!

And that would earn you some modesty to stop saying that anybody who resists your "solution" "really doesn't want the problem solved", they're "pro-rape" or some such mindless prattling.

But it isn't the Democrat's brand to be modest--or even realistic.

Also, if you're going to titter every time a President from Texas says "nucular", as if that proves conclusively he doesn't have a brain in his head, WE GET to bust a gut when your President rambles incoherently and mentions fighting giants or other ridiculous shit about how he helped Paul Bunyan beat the Steam Drill.

Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (krQz2)

249 Some enterprising person needs to make stickers with Putin pointing at the gas price saying, "I didn't do this."

Posted by: p-squared at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (0CzL1)

250 On Juneteenth, since it is during Pride, is the correct celebration sucking blackk dick?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (qb0ta)

251 232 I still want to know why we have to celebrate peoples sexual preferences ? We have to have parades and executive orders protecting their rights to perversion ?... I guess I'm just old
Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2022 07:05 PM (bs+z0)

This is how you are made to care. Is it not fabulous?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2022 07:07 PM (xhaym)

Yeah... because according to Hollyweird... about 1/4 of the people are gay... 1/2 are womenz... at least a third are Black... and 15% Hispanic... so Straight White Males? are only about 5% of the population now...

A REAL F'n Minority! I want a Month!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:11 PM (oHd/0)

252 "So the power of prayer does work."

Ace, I will have you know that I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at June 15, 2022 07:11 PM (DTI8p)

253 158
"Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have."

Likewise.
Posted by: davidt

Me, too. I love this chat room format. It's linear and perfect.

The main page is the one that gives me trouble.

Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 15, 2022 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

254 Floridachick, welcome to my little piece of Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had

oh, hell yes! totes support and defend that statement Floridachick.

hi, Ben Had!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (UgAdJ)

255 Spoiler - Biden is objectively the worst president in history.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 06:31 PM

I would say his handlers are the worst president in history.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (AeMVC)

256 Leopard tackles cyclist, then runs away.

https://bit.ly/3MPyAbH

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (kDGvA)

257 I guess it would not be too hard to add a "reply" button and then imbed any highlighted text, and a link to the original comment.

That would keep it sequential, but make it easier to comment, navigate, and read.

It would not be trivial though. Accepting fancy characters like directional quotes is trivial, and we can't even get that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (7waW3)

258 > David French was unavailable for comment, because he was masturbating.

Or menstruating.

One of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (bW8dp)

259 >>> 247 I made meatloaf this weekend! I tried using a package of meatloaf seasoning and wasn't impressed. I think I will make up another for next week.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (5HBd1)

1 # ground beef, 1/2 # ground pork, 2 eggs, 1 package Knorr French onion soup mix

or any of the dozen or so variations in "THE" cookbook!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (llON8)

260 Don't know if anyone mentioned it yet but GWU is now dropping the colonials nickname. Leader in the clubhouse to replace it is NO JOKE the hippos.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (MGB5H)

261 >>>The gossip columnist himself is gay.

A bit redundant, I would say.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (QYPq3)

262 249 Some enterprising person needs to make stickers with Putin pointing at the gas price saying, "I didn't do this."
Posted by: p-squared at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (0CzL1)

Uh, Russia's oil production, and exports, are UP by over 5% since the start of the 'war'.

Putin is doing his part to lower oil prices.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (oHd/0)

263 https://tinyurl.com/tpmu6spm
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

One is A gang banger cut loose from previous weapons charges murdered 2 police officers

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (2JoB8)

264 I made meatloaf this weekend! I tried using a package of meatloaf seasoning and wasn't impressed. I think I will make up another for next week.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 15, 2022 07:10 PM (5HBd1)

I change my recipes constantly. Today I added two packages of Lipton onion soup mix to two pounds of ground beef, added in some marinara sauce and an egg, layered mozzarella slices in the middle, and topped with more marinara.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

265 Some of you have short memories. Do not attempt to change the blog. It always leads to tears and we end up right back here anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

266 It would not be trivial though. Accepting fancy characters like directional quotes is trivial, and we can't even get that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (7waW3)

Minx 0.9 SuperBeta is in Pre-Testing Testing Phase and will be ready Q3 2024. Thank you for your patience.

Posted by: The Minx Agile Development Team at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

267 Proposal - next 10 years congress can only pass laws that rescind previous laws

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (fs1hN)

268 Hi Bif.

wbap has a huge market and they have an oil guy on at least twice a week to 'splain all this. Another problem is the is no drill stem to be had even if you had a well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (pivGs)

269 Apparently the evil oil companies were allowed to make immoral profits during the Obama Administration, then not during the Trump Administration, but then again during the Biden Administration.

Somebody needs to ask the Big Oil CEOs about this when Congress summons them to the carpet during the upcoming anti-oil company show trials.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (NqOsP)

270 >>> 265 Some of you have short memories. Do not attempt to change the blog. It always leads to tears and we end up right back here anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

I thought the problem was that some people remember when we used to have formatting and colors and such in the comment box.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (llON8)

271 WE GET to bust a gut when your President rambles incoherently and mentions fighting giants or other ridiculous shit about how he helped Paul Bunyan beat the Steam Drill.

Don't be ridiculous. He was fighting kaiju.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (/NCI4)

272 266 It would not be trivial though. Accepting fancy characters like directional quotes is trivial, and we can't even get that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 15, 2022 07:12 PM (7waW3)

Minx 0.9 SuperBeta is in Pre-Testing Testing Phase and will be ready Q3 2024. Thank you for your patience.
Posted by: The Minx Agile Development Team at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (oHd/0)

273 265 Some of you have short memories. Do not attempt to change the blog. It always leads to tears and we end up right back here anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

I remember when commenters could post memes. It was for what, maybe a week?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (b2nrj)

274 Like gp said above, Atlantic, long ago, used to be readable. Sometimes even have good stuff by people worth reading.

Nichols is pretty dumb. Not dumb like Hannity. A smoother sort of dumb, with all kinds of normal reference points and superficial reasonableness. But analytically, just dumb. Like this ridiculous idea that Biden was ever anything but a nasty buffoon, and hasn't been exactly the disaster as prez anyone with a clue knew would be the case.

(cont'd)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

275 Been around here 11 1/2 years on a daily basis, I hate change

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (2JoB8)

276 >>>WE GET to bust a gut when your President rambles incoherently and mentions fighting giants or other ridiculous shit about how he helped Paul Bunyan beat the Steam Drill.
Posted by: Axeman
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As the commenter said: after this daughter fucking president, not another word about the South.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (Wpbgs)

277 I have it on good authority that the "Elevate The Conversation" twitster account is a very, very dry parody account. So dry that many aren't getting the joke. That post about the sticker is sarcastic. And in that light, I think it's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Twat-Bot at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (LgQ2l)

278 When Carter was floundering through his final disastrous year, the WaPo was full of the usual Beltway suspects saying "you know, it's just gotten to the point where one man can't manage the US government effectively". Oops. A few months later, you know who took over, and almost everything got much better, quickly (and Carter had actual adults in his cabinet - remember we're talking a very different country back then).

The vile and pathetic affirmative action empty suit had his (typically) stupid and boomeranging crack about "where's your magic wand??" when attempting to defend the horrible economy he helped create.

Same same. When an unfit Dem with horrible policies causes disaster - it's because presidentin' is haaard.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

279 "A drag queen for every school." Is this the modern answer to "A chicken for every pot"? Brilliant. Just brilliant. /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (FZ2cV)

280 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick

Heh. Back down to TN next week to continue the search for what you mentioned.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (Msys3)

281 Wanna bet Fauci is on Ivermectin and HCQ?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (sVtYq)

282 I have to say, the media swinging from everything bad is Trump's fault to Biden has no control over anything but that's not his fault, no president has any control over anything, is some pretty amazing display of lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 15, 2022 07:16 PM (fs1hN)

283 or any of the dozen or so variations in "THE" cookbook!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Shirley one of the (many) Charleston Pickled Shrimp recipes could be modified to create a decent meatloaf.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 07:17 PM (Msys3)

284
I change my recipes constantly. Today I added two packages of Lipton onion soup mix to two pounds of ground beef, added in some marinara sauce and an egg, layered mozzarella slices in the middle, and topped with more marinara.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Smash will use hot jimmy dean sausage blended in with the ground beef along with what you have here.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 07:17 PM (UgAdJ)

285 Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

Funny how Trump made the economy take off, all on his own, with most of his own party and entire government working against him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2022 07:17 PM (oHd/0)

286 >>I thought the problem was that some people remember when we used to have formatting and colors and such in the comment box.

Even the "good" changes lead to death and destruction.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

287 "Please don't change the comments format. It's...all I have."

Likewise.
Posted by: davidt

Me, too. I love this chat room format. It's linear and perfect.

The main page is the one that gives me trouble.
Posted by: April - dash my lace wigs! at June 15, 2022 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

I always jump right to comments, and read the content there. Yes, I do read the content. But I also almost never use my phone. Scree too small. It does come in handy when I am cooling my heels in a waiting room or a take-out order. 99% of my AoS fix is on my desktop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 15, 2022 07:18 PM (x8Wzq)

288 Regarding this website on my android mobile: It always crashes and restarts after about 30 seconds, max.

It's been that way for a while. I can basically read the first headlines and then it's gone, comes back up, goes boom, etc.

I have tried several browsers, always the same behavior.

Posted by: Pooklord at June 15, 2022 07:18 PM (WYLQs)

289 I guess it would not be too hard to add a "reply" button and then imbed any highlighted text, and a link to the original comment.
--
That's probably the number one deterrent to trolls here.
It's too much work to quote them so they don't get the attention they crave.

That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2022 07:19 PM (Zf0+a)

290 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick

How you doing?

Posted by: Montana at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (AeMVC)

291 LOL

Ford no longer making any profit on Mustang Mach-E due to inflation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (BFigT)

292 The freerepublic one was nice because it was consecutive order like this but you could also put reply tags and whatnot so you could form a single thread of thought if you wanted. But this one is fine.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 06:57 PM (38JP5)

The comment style at Free Republic is nice for reading - and the commenters there can post pics and memes and stuff in the comment threads - but they can get pretty nasty with each other over there - a lot more than we do here. So, that gets wearisome at times.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (5iUNf)

293 Another Biden lie uncovered. The senile old bastard has been claiming the wealthy only pay 8% taxes. Carol Roth dug into the numbers and discovered they are including wealthy people's "income from unsold stock." She dug into that and found they're including unrealized stock gains as "income."

https://bit.ly/3tDPfbk

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (kDGvA)

294 That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic

I like rye whisky.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (/NCI4)

295 Leave this comment system as is. Don't fix what ain't broken.

It's the toenail fungus ads making the main page screwy, but ace needs the revenue or there won't be an AoSHQ.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (NqOsP)

296
Minx 0.9 SuperBeta is in Pre-Testing Testing Phase and will be ready Q3 2024. Thank you for your patience.
Posted by: The Minx Agile Development Team

you can take that agile shiz and stuff it up yer a.out

Posted by: IBM-360 Big Blue Mainframe at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (UgAdJ)

297 As the commenter said: after this daughter fucking president, not another word about the South.

Posted by: Braenyard

2nd cousins and play ball.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (D+zRW)

298 That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It is as if we all suffer from SQUIREL!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (Msys3)

299 "A drag queen for every school" is the natural progression from booing G*d.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (sVtYq)

300 If blackface is wrong why isn't drag? It's a pathetic over-exaggeration of what it looks like to be a woman.

Feminists NEVER fight the really rotten stuff.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (DcKNO)

301 "green lantern" theory sounds like that Hahvahd "econ" prof is a loser who is trying to convince his ~~girl~~boyfriend that Green Lantern is the coolest superhero ever, and failing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (llON8)

302 If you think there is no difference between any Republican politician I offer Kari Lake, Republican candidate for Governor of Arizona.
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Spoiler, she is the next governor of AZ.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

303 I picture Tom Nicoles writing that 'LEAVE JOE BIDEN ALONE' article as that 'guy' who was crying in a video and screaming 'LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (sAmhv)

304 Wow... Bannon Jan 6 BS... 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'.
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Well, the traditional construing of shall/will illustrates something interesting about human nature. What they mean depends on whether it's first person or not.

If I shall go to a party, it means I should but I might not. If I express I will go, it is more something that I cannot back out, because I've already expressed my "will".

If I say somebody will go, that's a prediction of what I think will happen. If I indicate that somebody shall go, that is making it a moral imperative that they do.

So, shall is weak and will is strong for indicating what I end up doing.

It's just the reverse for second or third persons. Will means I guess, and shall means "you'd\they'd better". Since laws are never drafted in first person, it can never mean anything but "must". And the judges have made us that much more illiterate as a result.

Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (krQz2)

305
While Fauxci tested positive for the Coof, he continues to test negative, even at high cycle counts, for ethics, integrity, and knowing what the fuck he's talking about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

306 "Long Covid" is the new victim identity, according to an article a Moron linked to earlier
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 15, 2022 06:53 PM (kf6Ak)
.......

My chain smoker alcoholic MSNBC addict SIL claims to have "Long Covid". but I just think it's liver and lung damage because it started 15 years ago.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

307 I like jello.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts of a Heroic POTUS at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

308 I just want Ace to update to accept Venmo.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (pivGs)

309 Somebody needs to ask the Big Oil CEOs about this when Congress summons them to the carpet during the upcoming anti-oil company show trials.
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (NqOsP)

Sorry, Long Covid. Maybe next year.

Posted by: Big Oil CEO at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

310 If you think there is no difference between any Republican politician I offer Kari Lake, Republican candidate for Governor of Arizona.

She looks like a dusky Julie Andrews.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (/NCI4)

311 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick

Northern WI. Move here and help make a purple state red.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (NqOsP)

312 off mythical man month sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (UgAdJ)

313 For an expert Tom Nichols is quite an idiot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (eGTCV)

314 >>> 309 Somebody needs to ask the Big Oil CEOs about this when Congress summons them to the carpet during the upcoming anti-oil company show trials.
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:14 PM (NqOsP)

Sorry, Long Covid. Maybe next year.
Posted by: Big Oil CEO at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

HA!

"We're quarantining at home to help Stop The Spread."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (llON8)

315 If you think there is no difference between any Republican politician I offer Kari Lake, Republican candidate for Governor of Arizona.
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Spoiler, she is the next governor of AZ.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

316 Spoiler, she is the next governor of AZ.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

I hope so...the Republicans in AZ have let us down a lot lately. I hope they get this right this time and Lake is the Gov come Jan 2023.

Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5iUNf)

317 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'
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Contract law, especially with government contracts, just got a lot more interesting.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

318 what if the comment link was directly under the title?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (UgAdJ)

319 What color is a green orange?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5HBd1)

320 '>>> She dug into that and found they're including unrealized stock gains as "income."

https://bit.ly/3tDPfbk
Posted by: bonhomme
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A peek into our taxable future.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Wpbgs)

321 That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic
.........

Boobs.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

322 24 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
I think they cover Beach Boys songs in the style of Lynrd Skynrd

Posted by: azjaeger at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (b6R1O)

323 Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I rest my case.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

324 Whatever happened to the gay's Monkeypox?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (DcKNO)

325 I will celebrate Julius and Ethel Rosenberg Execution Day along with Father's Day. Probably go to Texas Roadhouse for some delicious primerib.

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2022 07:25 PM (0OP+5)

326 >>> 317 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'
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Contract law, especially with government contracts, just got a lot more interesting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: 3 judge panel at June 15, 2022 07:25 PM (llON8)

327 FL is getting pretty crowded now. There is still a lot of rural area but when I was a kid it was endless orange groves and cantaloupe and watermelon fields, cow and horse pastures, and plenty of pine woods and oak hammock. For a young hunting and fishing redneck it was a little slice of very humid heaven.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 15, 2022 07:25 PM (3DZIZ)

328 Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I rest my case.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

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*fist bump* 😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

329 After the Biden junta announced its new edict on transing public school children, the Daily Wire reported the story on Twitter with the headline: "Biden Directs HHS To Expand Access to Transgender Care, Including For Children"

Christina Pushaw retweeted them with the line "Conservatives stop using Democrat framing challenge"

So a politician's press secretary has told a grassroots conservative website to stop being pussies about their opposition. Strange days indeed.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2022 07:25 PM (Vgw1E)

330 Also. Die Fauci. Get Blood Cancer and Die.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2022 06:21 PM (K5kOC)

Meh. There are worse things than blood cancer.

Which I am still waiting for to punch my ticket out of this freak show of a world.

Posted by: GoPe at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (QJT+j)

331 How high is up?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (anj39)

332 >That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic.

What kind of shotgun?

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (NqOsP)

333 Is spastic colon one of the side affects of the Covid vaccines? 'Cause it would be cool if Fauci got that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

334 Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Why? Who was/is her Daddy?

Emerson Lake?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (Msys3)

335 Said my reading of his Green Lantern theory is its a Dictatorship

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

336 256 Leopard tackles cyclist, then runs away.

https://bit.ly/3MPyAbH
Posted by: bonhomme

Geez, the leopard was just playing tag. The guy should have run after it. Good Kittuh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (sAmhv)

337 > Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.

Vile is a big step up from what Meghan's daddy was.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (kDGvA)

338 I hesitate to say where the Missus and I want to move to escape the 'tards. Gives people ideas.

Oh, and Wyoming sucks. Never move there. Truly. Awful place. Just a mess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (x8Wzq)

339 331 How high is up?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (anj39)

How soon is now?

Posted by: Morrissey at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

340 Spoiler, she is the next governor of AZ.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:23 PM (ptqGC

Well crash McCain's funeral is still going. So you can understand why fats McCain is upset.

Posted by: Montana at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (AeMVC)

341 Wanna bet Fauci is on Ivermectin and HCQ?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (sVtYq)

Either that or the stored blood of children, and my money's on the latter.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2022 07:27 PM (Vgw1E)

342 The Feminist left were trying to get back at Rebel Wilson because she rejected their Big is Beautiful propaganda and was proud of her weight loss and getting healthy.

Unfortunately now that's she's decided she's lesbo she's going to blow up again.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (SseOZ)

343 Emerson Lake?

Emerson bodacious tatas.

Posted by: Just the punchline guy, who seems to have disappeared at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (/NCI4)

344 Fauci was supposed to testify before the Senate tomorrow. He got covid like a kid gets the flu before an exam.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (NqOsP)

345 Lance-Bottoms? Really? I suppose that the complete mess she has made of Atlanta is a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (RCix1)

346 Off Treasure State sock.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (AeMVC)

347 It's just the reverse for second or third persons. Will means I guess, and shall means "you'd\they'd better". Since laws are never drafted in first person, it can never mean anything but "must". And the judges have made us that much more illiterate as a result.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:22 PM (krQz2)
***
If we have to start diagraming sentences, I'm going to be highly displeased.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (anj39)

348 Meghan is best known for her fat boobs and weak mind. Her dad was a giant asshole and I'd say that to her face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (DcKNO)

349 How high is up?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (anj39)
........

anything further away from the center of the earth than the top of my head.
Also, I am a biologist.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

350 Fauci was supposed to testify before the Senate tomorrow. He got covid like a kid gets the flu before an exam.
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:28 PM (NqOsP)

Zoom it !

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 15, 2022 07:29 PM (SseOZ)

351 Note to self: make sure there are big male crabs available at our favorite fish monger this weekend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2022 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

352 Meghan McCain is out for her with guns blazing. Calls her "vile" because Daddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Why? Who was/is her Daddy?

Emerson Lake?

--

Well, Megs is in need of some brain salad surgery so...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2022 07:30 PM (sVtYq)

353 >>> The comment style at Free Republic is nice for reading - and the commenters there can post pics and memes and stuff in the comment threads - but they can get pretty nasty with each other over there - a lot more than we do here. So, that gets wearisome at times.
Posted by: Boswell at June 15, 2022 07:20 PM (5iUNf)

Yeah that's why I'm here and not there. You get yelled at if you make a joke, you get yelled at by people saying you're a secret infiltrator. I was a regular there from 2001 but I kept getting things I post and write disappeared. I started lurking here around 2010 and left there around 2011.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 07:30 PM (38JP5)

354 The Future is now. No wait .... Now!

Now!

NOW!

dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

355 nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 15, 2022 07:30 PM (38JP5)

356 Cafe Nood, and that makes me sad.

Posted by: Morrissey at June 15, 2022 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

357 There is just so much disingenuousness in these "arguments".

They act like these reactions are done in a vacuum without context or history to refer to.

Biden: President Trump ruined the economy Obama left him.

Trump: I had to shut down the economy (remember when it was an offense to want to open before Easter?) because of Covid.

Biden: I wouldn't have shut down the economy, I'd shut down the virus. (~3-5 months before any vax was released--and WHILE Biden was accusing Trump of lying that it wouldn't be another year or more)

That's how that mega-idiotic conversation progressed. And "experts" like Tom Nickels just let that flow by like that was a sane comment to make.

I cannot credit him with any type of judiciousness of decision, because he let a pot of diarrhea fly by him like that. No, what's wrong is Why did people expect Joe Biden to "shut down a virus" without people being forced to take a vaccine he said wouldn't be ready by the time he was threatening people's jobs to take if they didn't take it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2022 07:31 PM (krQz2)

358 >That plus the shotgun scatter of comments here, no one stays on-topic.

What kind of shotgun?
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (NqOsP

The expanse of the conversation depends on what choke we are using .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 15, 2022 07:31 PM (SseOZ)

359 Wow... Bannon Jan 6 BS... 3 Judge Panel just declared that 'shall' does not mean will.... but can also mean 'may'.
_______________

It's a very narrow ruling, only applies when the 'may' interpretation harms our political enemies.
- non-political judiciary

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 15, 2022 07:32 PM (fs1hN)

360 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2022 07:32 PM (89T5c)

361 >>> 197 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick at June 15, 2022 07:00 PM (EFoWL)

Ozarks are extremely rural and secluded, especially if you like twisty roads and lots of nearby wildlife.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 15, 2022 07:32 PM (Vgw1E)

362 311Northern WI. Move here and help make a purple state red.
Posted by: davidt

I am looking at Wisconsin.

Problem with secluded Florida is gators. Darn things are everywhere there's a puddle.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 15, 2022 07:32 PM (EFoWL)

363 295 It's the toenail fungus ads making the main page screwy
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I'm only here for the toenail fungus ads.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 15, 2022 07:33 PM (vcv8B)

364 Pug, have you met Pete Bog?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2022 07:33 PM (pivGs)

365 Problem with secluded Florida is gators.

That is not without benefits.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2022 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

366
What kind of shotgun?
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (NqOsP

The expanse of the conversation depends on what choke we are using .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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The loads, it's all dependent on the loads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2022 07:34 PM (7uHaa)

367 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2022 07:34 PM (arJlL)

368 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick
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You just described Yeehaw Junction.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

369 I saw Nichols' Mindthoughts and Soulpatterns open for Shatner's Manfires and Staccatos in Plato's Stepchildren.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 15, 2022 07:36 PM (z7tuj)

370 Here's Dana Loesch interviewing Rep John Cornyn about the 2nd Amendment infringements he's negotiating with the left.

https://youtu.be/Hz1yssMv0pQ

Posted by: bonhomme at June 15, 2022 07:37 PM (kDGvA)

371 Off good for nothing sock.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2022 07:38 PM (QJT+j)

372 368 Any place in the nation where I can go hide from these idiots? Ideally a place so rural and secluded that there are no Starbucks for miles around and the nearest neighbor is at least 2 to 3 acres away.
Posted by: Floridachick
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You just described Yeehaw Junction.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 15, 2022 07:36 PM (5p7BC)
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Make Babes Swimming in Water Towers Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 15, 2022 07:39 PM (z7tuj)

373 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.
Posted by: Mark1971

Lucky.

Posted by: Biergood at June 15, 2022 07:41 PM (FQWHA)

374 Ha! Yeehaw Junction or Horseshoe Beach.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at June 15, 2022 07:41 PM (Y212r)

375 371 Off good for nothing sock.

Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2022 07:38 PM (QJT+j)

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"I'll take 'Phrases Never Uttered by Jeffrey Toobin, for $2,000 Alex."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 15, 2022 07:42 PM (z7tuj)

376 I don't even know who Rebel Wilson is.

Posted by: Mark1971

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A mythical shipwrecked Confederate volleyball.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 15, 2022 07:45 PM (z7tuj)

377 Why does every idiot and their mother have to tell the world they tested "positive" for the China Flu?
====

Kinda like their colonoscopy. Why do people need to announce they have a colonoscopy or just had a colonoscopy? Had someone decline a meeting request the other day and wrote back, "I have a colonoscopy that day."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 15, 2022 07:47 PM (wYs5L)

378 319 What color is a green orange?
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Brown because it tastes like shit.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 15, 2022 07:50 PM (qfLjt)

379 Have you ever lived in or near WI?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 15, 2022 07:55 PM (Wpbgs)

380 339 331 How high is up?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2022 07:26 PM (anj39)

How soon is now?
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Shall I tell you or will I tell you?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 15, 2022 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

381 Hockey is on.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 15, 2022 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

382 Just got hit up by a recruiter for Meta. Do I shoot him down now or string him along for a while?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 15, 2022 08:08 PM (Bd6X8)

383 382 Ask him to define "woman".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 15, 2022 08:20 PM (vcv8B)

384 281 Wanna bet Fauci is on Ivermectin and HCQ?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2022 07:15 PM (sVtYq)

Also, wanna bet Fauxi has not been jabbed and boosted? Surely, he knows better.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - no longer playing the game at June 15, 2022 08:41 PM (gao0c)

385 Obama was the Green Lantern President because they spent a lot of money and it looked like sh#t.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 15, 2022 08:43 PM (bwZfH)

386 "So the power of prayer does work."

Musta been someone else's prayer. He didn't burst into flames.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 15, 2022 09:22 PM (koWTx)

387 285 "Funny how Trump made the economy take off, all on his own, with most of his own party and entire government working against him."

Yeah, I often wonder about that. Maybe after the midterm wipeout he should just say "Look if the new Congress just plays along and does what I say, and ignores Biden which would be safest anyway, we can go right back to MAGA times! What have we go to lose?!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 15, 2022 09:23 PM (4OVxK)

388 What the ... ? Ant'ny has Da 'Vid ... ? Oh, that's a good one. I am so deep in shock at this news I can only say one thing: DIE, YA BASTID ... !

Posted by: Dr_No at June 15, 2022 10:48 PM (mu5GU)

389 So drag queens will be at the State of the Union Speach. And a row of trannies. And some illegal aliens still dripping wet.

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2022 10:54 PM (/70Z+)

390 Bugger Faucci in his beefwitted fartclam. I just wanted to use both of those words in a sentence....jaonj, in the hospital with a brand new aortic valve. Hope it works, I need to start hiking again. In rattlesnake season. That is why God invented .44 caliber shotshells.....

Posted by: jasonj at June 15, 2022 11:56 PM (tvemW)

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