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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Mary Cassatt
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:30 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
SPONGE!!1!1!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (+OVL6)
Posted by: Cole Porter at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (6FeV1)
She changed her name from Eightrack.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Some guy on the side of the river at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Guy who really like ducks at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: A triggered Jimmy Carter at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip's phone at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (PWFF1)
Posted by: Just Wondering at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (5NkmN)
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It came after eight tracks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Whomever had #3 as threadwinner, please report to the parimutuel window to collect your winnings.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (iXsUn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:32 AM (txdEq)
Fairly famous impressionist, i suppose. Just never anyone's go to when asked to name an impressionist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:33 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Punchline Master at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (89T5c)
In a big canoe
One fell out and
Then there were two
Burma Shave!
(Cassatt, nice choice CBD)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Things Mary can draw well at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 09:34 AM (l7p9i)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (yrol0)
Waterfowl fondlers are just the worst!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (RYuH3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (fPBAo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (FVME7)
Not a joke.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (PlZ6z)
Is he going to shoot himself in the chest?
Posted by: Mark Middleton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (SWi3y)
Look up Errol Flynn "duck necklace."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:35 AM (vrz2I)
How kind sir can you shoot them peacefully swimming?
Dont lead them!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (yrol0)
Its beautiful!
Posted by: Michael Bay at June 08, 2022 09:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO)
From a Perry Mason movie - that's Paul Drake, in disguise, with the dark head, in the water.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (RYuH3)
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:38 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (KFhLj)
What the....!
THERE ARE TREES!
What more do you want?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (yikp0)
From a Perry Mason movie - that's Paul Drake, in disguise, with the dark head, in the water.
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Paul only drove T-Birds not ducks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 09:39 AM (CLKyD)
Posted by: Jerome K Jerome at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO)
Impressionism gives you the impression of a scene if you had terrible vision and recent blunt force head trauma.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (UuD2k)
What more do you want?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
A little cabin would be nice...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Javems
Did she do Jimmy Durante ?
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
***
Looks like it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: The guy from office space at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
***
Looks like it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Choot it!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022
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That looks more like a scarf or a broad stripe on her dress rather than an arm.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq)
"You know, Annalee, if I wished I could just reach right out, snatch up that duck."
"Oh, Auntie! And then we could gorge on it's living, squirming flesh as the blood ran down our chins!"
"Yes, dearie."
*claps hands* "Oh, yes, please, Auntie.! Yes, please!"
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (5NkmN)
Why is that name "Cassatt" familiar? I guess her work has been featured here before?
Invented tapes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (RYuH3)
Posted by: redridinghood
Globull Warming started a long time ago!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (CLKyD)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
***
Looks like it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Choot it!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k)
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I'm pretty sure you're just supposed to rub their belly...
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
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Looks like it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)
*******
That would explain the missing ducklings.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (Iaj3u)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2022 09:42 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: a black swan at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (yikp0)
Two girls in a boat
The butcher, the baker
and the candlestick maker
/aspiring poet unclear on the concept
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Yep. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised by the works collected there.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 09:43 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: The guy from office space at June 08, 2022 09:41 AM (ESjRY)
Lawrence! My name was Lawrence!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (RYuH3)
Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (FVME7)
American impressionist artist. Lived in Paris.
Posted by: Tuna at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (yikp0)
Not a joke.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022
***
Up With People did a small show at my high school, and I actually went to see them at the auditorium near my house. They were great -- sort of a vocal music version of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass.
I met a cute girl there too, so I have fond memories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO)
Impressionism doesn't always look blurry like this. It can be clear and clean. See Gustave Caillebotte, for example. Impressionism is about presenting an idea of something. It's not really about style. The blurriness it's most known for came out of necessity for what some like Monet and Cassatt were trying to accomplish.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Porgy & Bess at June 08, 2022 09:45 AM (PlZ6z)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (2JVJo)
See, I told you that the little man in the boat doesn't exist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur, perpetually single at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Brian Stelter in a duck suit at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (wGjoi)
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1)
Then she totally failed!!! Art is meant to insult the middle class, not be pleasant to look at!!!! To be true art, it must be ugly.
Posted by: Leftist Art Major at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:46 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022
***
"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel --
It leaves a bad impression on her mind!"
( -- Butch Cassidy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)
Damn canoe.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (8Sqzu)
******
There once were two girls in a boat
Who murdered the gropey old goat
Said Gertie to Dottie
As they dumped off the body
See I told ya! Uncle Joe don't float
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: rhennigantx
They can move the art to Denver after the Waltons buy the Broncos. Or the Broncos move to Arkansas.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (FVME7)
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
***
Q: Why is is dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: That's when elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q: Why are Pygmies so short?
A: They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (8Sqzu)
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (PlZ6z)
That painting creeps me the hell out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: fluffy at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (UnQlg)
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:48 AM (txdEq)
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It must work, I've never seen one.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (VwHCD)
Paul only drove T-Birds not ducks.
Posted by: Puddinhead
When waterfowl nomenclature jokes go awry ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (RYuH3)
Biden on Kimmel is their desperate attempt to appease their idiot boss. And because they're dumb, they just reach for whatever they think worked with Obama.
Posted by: Pick one, ladies
I think it is hilarious that Beijing Biden is just now waking up to the fact that he was set up as the fall guy for Obama's (or his handlers') fevered socialist fallout. Obama was too thin skinned to take the heat, but he's more than happy to flame Brandon Fuckbrains. Delicious
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (X++p7)
That painting creeps me the hell out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1)
Nice and to the point.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)
That painting creeps me the hell out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1)
This one?
https://tinyurl.com/mrxer3e8
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (OyyDO)
A: So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022
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It must work, I've never seen one.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022
***
Elephant jokes were all the rage when I was about 11. I even bought a paperback collection of them at the time; that's why I remember these.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 09:50 AM (RYuH3)
Full of Egrets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Being around doctors, i see this alot. They can be the cheapest bastards imaginable on everyday spending. They will go without eating if the free lunch in the doctors lounge is cleared out. They will drive across town because the other gas station is 1 cent cheaper. They will also buy a $100,000 Tesla.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (12jgO)
Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (88xKn)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxer3e8
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (OyyDO)
Yes! Blugh. Something about that painting makes me need to either run away screaming, or leave no survivors....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sodomite TransSexual Rowing Club at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (Fcuz5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:52 AM (12jgO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has definitely watched too many Pitch Meetings today at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (PiwSw)
So they can hide in boxes of M&Ms!
["... hide in Smarties boxes" for Canadian and British readers.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq)
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Last one, I swear:
Q: What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant?
A: Run around inside until you're totally pooped out.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (VJsqe)
Seurat... Pointillism
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)
So they can hide in boxes of M&Ms!
["... hide in Smarties boxes" for Canadian and British readers.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022
***
I've never seen that joke before! Or I've forgotten it. Which is pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2022 09:53 AM (bs+z0)
It's the favorite painting of poster ellipsis.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO)
Everybody has to fit in a box.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (MFphb)
https://tinyurl.com/ybxanzr3
Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (MFphb)
For FJB, that box has a ColoGuard logo on the side of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)
A: Take away his credit card!
(I actually remember hearing that one on Fractured Flickers w/ Hans Conried, I believe.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (txdEq)
I would expect the overturning of Roe to be last.
Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (MFphb)
https://tinyurl.com/22a2a9mp
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (dJ3Nm)
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)
Niagra Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
*******
That's what the girls decided once thy learned that Uncle Joe didn't float.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (12jgO)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022
*
For FJB, that box has a ColoGuard logo on the side of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022
***
"Jill!!! That damn box is following me everywhere!"
"Don't worry about it, Joe. It follows everybody. Have some ice cream."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:55 AM (6FeV1)
Nice!
You shoulda finished with I'll be here all week and tip the veal and don't forget to try the waitress
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:57 AM (MFphb)
Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM (MFphb)
=======
I want that gun decision supposedly written by Thomas (Bruen?).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022
***
And the big dark half-moons of sweatstains under everybody's arms?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)
-Dems to blacks for 60 years
Yes, sir!
-Blacks to dems for 60 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (12jgO)
symbolic of climate change.
Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (lbaVV)
On a routine expedition...
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (12jgO)
...and only plug it in where they can charge it for free.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June
And go to the fundraiser car wash and give the kids a dollar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Father of the Year! And a little 'ronette in the making!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (HsAzN)
"DUBAI (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia's gross domestic product grew 9.9% in the first quarter, the fastest in a decade and more than a flash estimate last month of 9.6%, official data showed on Tuesday.
It was the fastest expansion since the third quarter of 2011 with the increase in oil production a key factor, said Monica Malik, chief economist at Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank.
"This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)
Not to mention the river of snot they would be stemming with endless wiping due to hay fever and no Clariton.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 09:59 AM (12jgO)
*******
Not in Biden's America.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c)
"No shit," Waraiotoko said.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
"This growth is due to the high increase in oil activities by 20.3%," the General Authority for Statistics said."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c)
========
This is a positive aspect of relying so heavily on oil for economic activity. When oil prices go up, you get a whole lot richer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 08, 2022 10:02 AM (E0NVW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (5pTK/)
That painting creeps me the hell out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
A work by Georges Seurat, a pointellist. Its title is "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (RYuH3)
Posted by: Ziba at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: zombie Erwin Schrödinger at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw)
https://tinyurl.com/rzoncell
Hello,.... no,... Wait, I don't even, ... Cars were only invented five years ago, Stop Calling Me! [click]
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (dJ3Nm)
Might hang.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: zombie Erwin Schr�dinger at June 08, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)
How can you even tell?
Posted by: Zombie Werner Heisenberg at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (0vFtj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (U2p+3)
Are we talking about Abrams?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (12jgO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:00 AM (6kI0c)
If I were Ferrari or Rolls Royce, I'd be looking at releasing a new special edition color scheme right this minute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (qFRwE)
It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (MFphb)
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Posted by: What's My Line? at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Might hang.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
So you're just quibbling about the method, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:06 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:07 AM (yikp0)
Are we talking about Abrams?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (12jgO)
Yes.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at June 08, 2022 10:07 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (GP8V/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1)
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Hmm, 9mm versus 45 acp, Crossbows versus longbow and, now, hanging versus guillotine?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
Might hang.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
So you're just quibbling about the method, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 10:05 AM (6FeV1)
*whisper voice
Get a shotgun. Get a double barrel shotgun.
Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (dJ3Nm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (fmt/2)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Poor ladies visiting the site of the tragic accident.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (anj39)
There is another work by Seurat, called something like "Alfalfa" that is my favorite of his. Much less busy and strident.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:09 AM (MFphb)
Hmm, 9mm versus 45 acp, Crossbows versus longbow and, now, hanging versus guillotine?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at June 08, 2022 10:10 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2022 10:10 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Give the justices a chance to get to Europe for the summer unmolested.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 09:56 AM
Let's hope so. The Horde deserves a NoVaMoMe without riots and filthy leftists getting in the way of our sightseeing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7)
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's right
You got women, you got women on your mind
Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find...
Posted by: Mungo Jerry at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (Fcuz5)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (5pTK/)
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
That is wonderful!!
Posted by: LASue at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (5y7pR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (h6/n7)
Six little ducks that I once knew,
Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, too.
But the one little duck with a feather on its back,
She led the others with a, "quack! quack! quack!"
Down to the river they would go,
A weeble-wobble, weeble-wobble, to and fro.
But the one little duck with a feather on its back,
She led the others with a, "quack! quack! quack!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (RYuH3)
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM
Wonderful news!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7)
Might not be good for sightseeing, but for sighting in, it'd be great.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:13 AM (kb51C)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:11 AM (h6/n7)
Might not be good for sightseeing, but for sighting in, it'd be great.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM
Zero first. Saves time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
The left ridicules prayer while simultaneously believing they can change their sex with the power of their mind. It's astonishing, really.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:16 AM (UuD2k)
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson; 14h
BREAKING: Steve Bannon subpoenas House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and every member of the House J6 committee in his contempt of Congress case
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1534321006650839043
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:18 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: crusader at June 08, 2022 10:18 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:19 AM (PlZ6z)
https://tinyurl.com/4knsk3h6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2022 10:14 AM (1n+EO)
14 and 15 year old "middle schoolers"
Ain't middle school 6th, 7th and 8th grade?
a) I was under the impression they didn't flunk kids anymore
b) These be some dumb mofo's. Prison is destiny
Posted by: Decrepit miserable idiot in chief at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO)
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM
Wonderful news!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:12 AM
Congrats to Fen!!!!! Yes prayer does work!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (hJi1m)
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (xPIwr)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (MFphb)
If they were smart they'd row like hell.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (VJsqe)
That painting creeps me the hell out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2022 09:49 AM (6FeV1)
I never understood that reaction. Then again, I'm pretty much "face blind" so that may be why the facelessness isn't a problem for me.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022
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Yes! I guess you didn't see on the ONT. There's a little fluffy black male kitten at a shelter about 3 hours' drive from me, and I'm deciding whether to go up and see him on Saturday. He's about 4 months old. My hesitation is not due to him -- unless he turns out to be a biter and a loud meower. It's that I haven't lived with a kitten for more than 10 years. The last one I had was super smart and sweet, but she wanted to play all the time -- including at 2 am. I don't know if I can handle a kitten!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
Nevermind! (Emily Litella voice)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2022 10:22 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: WaPo NPC who isn't that bright at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (xPIwr)
Go out and see what you can find...
Posted by: Mungo Jerry at June 08, 2022
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If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal;
If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:23 AM (txdEq)
Ya know, when I first started reading AoSHQ, years ago, I was pretty much an agnostic. This place has shown me the real power of prayer and Fenelon contributed to that.
Posted by: JTB at June 08, 2022 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
That is awesome news about Fenelon. Praise God.
Fenelon has often posted reflections here on AoSHQ and more than once the reading would have a big impact on me. I would give her a big hug and a heartfelt "Thank you!" if I ever get the chance to meet her in person.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (N39Ws)
"Yes, dearie."
*claps hands* "Oh, yes, please, Auntie.! Yes, please!"
Posted by: naturalfake
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Sadly, later that morning, they were both feeling a little down in the mouth.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: The Wine Mom in The Boat at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO)
Ask Long Distance Information.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cybernetic at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (xawZJ)
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (xPIwr)
Posted by: The Wine Mom in The Boat at June 08, 2022
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"I'd take a million mean tweets if I could have the gas prices of 2018!"
Posted by: Zelda at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cybernetic
Why did you think the women are gazing under the water?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (CLKyD)
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO)
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Ask Long Distance Information.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022
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But try not to write the number on the wall. It's hell cleaning that ink off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JTB
Fenelon, Jane d'oh, most all of the 'ettes, Tonypete & a bunch of others.
Thank all of you.
Thank you all.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (iXsUn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp)
Yes! I guess you didn't see on the ONT. There's a little fluffy black male kitten at a shelter about 3 hours' drive from me, and I'm deciding whether to go up and see him on Saturday. He's about 4 months old. My hesitation is not due to him -- unless he turns out to be a biter and a loud meower. It's that I haven't lived with a kitten for more than 10 years. The last one I had was super smart and sweet, but she wanted to play all the time -- including at 2 am. I don't know if I can handle a kitten!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
House of OCiS is considering getting a kitten. We recently lost our Flatcoated Retriever and our cat -who is very social -seems quite lonely. Looking at various rescue organizations and their adoption questionnaires are unbelievable with the questions they ask.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
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More white supremacy in action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
Beto's campaign ploys are getting increasingly desperate.
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
White Catholic Guilt, no doubt.
Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:28 AM (fmt/2)
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"Thune helped sort out my mom's Medicare problem 30 years ago. I can't vote against him."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
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I do but I'll have to get back to you in a few minutes
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (6kI0c)
The perp has a promising future in the Biden regime.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (iXsUn)
The perp has a promising future in the Biden regime.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:29 AM (fmt/2)
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Mayor of DC in less than 5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
No, I was in bed by then. But, the kitty would keep you young!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Just the Basics at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (bW8dp)
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Russian white supremacists terrorism, or justifiable reaction to Trump-induced hippocampus trauma?
How am I supposed to write this up?
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:31 AM (xPIwr)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)
That was my company's motto!
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at June 08, 2022 10:31 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+)
That's better than being punched in the mouth by a drug addict.
Their jaws would be all methed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39)
I sure hope the F-16 is a two-seater!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (yikp0)
From our earlier thread - where we land is often dictated by circumstances beyond ourselves, with dirt, blood, and economics driving everything. Sucks you have a heat index of +90. Geesh, I would die.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2022
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I know! This one was pretty good -- all they wanted in advance was a reference from my vet, to make sure I cared for my previous animals, I guess. I inquired about one cat on Petfinder, and the rescue woman sent me a 4-page application!
My local branch of the SPCA has no longhaired cats, which are my preference. They insist on an appointment, too. And on face diapers; I'm not doing that.
If I adopt this little black fellow, I'm not averse to adopting a Siberian in the near future. The breeder lady knows me and won't put me through all that craziness. (She shouldn't, considering the price she asks for kittens.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (kb51C)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PlZ6z)
Their jaws would be all methed up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39)
That's what I thay!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39)
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Thath not funny!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:32 AM (anj39)
Thay that to my faith.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm)
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"Thune helped sort out my mom's Medicare problem 30 years ago. I can't vote against him."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi
That's great!
He is inline to replace McConnell when he
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
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WH better condemn this. I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2022
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That's what everybody says. Tatiana the Wonder Siberian, the last kitten, aged me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (yikp0)
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (Msys3)
Up, up with people! You meet 'em wherever you go.
Up, up with people! They're the best kind of folks we know.
If more people were for people, all people everywhere, there'd be a lot less people to worry about and a lot more people who care.
I have a weird ability to remember music.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
I was told there would be no meth.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)
He is inline to replace McConnell when he keels over retires.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (fmt/2)
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That's why Trump is backing a potential Rick Scott leadership role instead. He's not leaving an empty vacuum.
Scott is no Rand Paul, or anything, but he would be Trump's guy instead of McConnell's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO)
The Rear View Mirror
Because Memphis is best in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (anj39)
Rendezvous, if it's still open. Not far from the Peabody Hotel,, in a down stairs/basement type area. You might even get to see the ducks crossing the road into the Peabody
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (74Gk2)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Pffft...
Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ)
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc)
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They really stretch the definition of child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (BFigT)
The incidents of the coof infecting those of my acquaintance who are triple and quadruple jabbed seem to support this theory.
I can't believe how these folks can't connect the dots. One woman even said: "I wore my mask the whole time and I *still* got infected!"
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
Thath not funny!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP)
Thay that to my faith.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm)
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This is the kind of collaborative, creative, independendent thinking we prize at WaPo, too!
Posted by: WaPo NPC at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (xPIwr)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 08, 2022 10:36 AM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022
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LiS, the humidity in Denver was nowhere near as low as you have. Yet it was so close to bone-dry compared to Da Swamp, I had never been so pleased in my life to be outdoors in warmer weather. (The cold wasn't bad either, since it too was dry.) I wish I'd looked for another job in CO when I got laid off that last time.
If I had any relatives in the West, I'd have given them a call then, or in 2005 when I was on enforced vacation from Katrina.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (txdEq)
Plus I though covid was the number 1 killer of everybody, especially cute little kids.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:34 AM (MxEKc)
Anytime someone starts talking about the leading killer of children, you're about to hear some BS. Children are, thankfully, remarkably resilient, so whatever things are the "leading" killers of children, they're getting very low numbers, and there's not any real statistical difference between the 3rd leading killer of children and the 27th leading killer of children.
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (FJYfm)
The Commodore Hotel is down by the bright lights.
Posted by: Lowell George at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
Thath not funny!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (Qy7kP)
Thay that to my faith.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 08, 2022 10:33 AM (FJYfm)
Hordemind! Real, and spectacular.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
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They'll be released before the J6 political prisoners.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (M9BuD)
There's an idea.
Posted by: Future June 8 committee at June 08, 2022 10:38 AM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (rwPCJ)
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (DJFLF)
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Now thath not nithe!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (XG2Fi)
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"Children" includes 21-year-old gangbangers shooting each other just like they goose "school shooting" numbers by including gangbangers shooting it up on a schoolyard basketball court at midnight.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (yikp0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at June 08, 2022 10:27 AM (6kI0c)
Well, they did just announce that they were concerned about this summer and acts of domestic terrorism. So...gotta they get the op going.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 10:20 AM (OyyDO)
Moved here recently...I don't know BBQ, yet, but you have to visit the Peabody Hotel in Downtown and watch the Duck March! You can have cocktails in the lobby. Then take in some music & have dinner at Lafayette's Music Room in Overton Square. And if you are going out to Graceland, stop off at Hernando's Hideaway at night for a show. It's a historic honky-tonk where some of the greats have played.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at June 08, 2022 10:40 AM (l0Cy4)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (anj39)
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"Have you noticed that all of this violence is from the left?"
-Intern at WaPo
"Eat of his flesh..."
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
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Direct quote from an article at the AAP:
In 2019, firearm injuries surpassed motor vehicle collisions to become the leading cause of death for youth aged 0-19 years in the United States, after excluding deaths due to prematurity and congenital anomalies.
So, in other words, what they are saying is that firearms injury from all causes (homicide, suicide, accidental) is the leading cause of death if you ignore the leading causes of deaths. Blatant misrepresentation.
More on this coming up, maybe this weekend.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Pffft...
Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ)
I wrote it, you know.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (7bRMQ)
1. "the price of gas is so high that it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere"
2. "President Biden is about as popular right now as a sinkhole."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:39 AM (DJFLF)
Abortion. According to the CDC, in 2019, 629,898, and that's not including stats for California, New Hampshire and Maryland, who do not report abortions to the CDC.
https://is.gd/4fcRiJ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (PiwSw)
and the rescue woman sent me a 4-page application!
There's a lot of messed up in the mind horder/rescuers in the pet rescue world. They'd rather deny a rescue a good home so they can justify, in their mind, that they are doing God's work.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (iXsUn)
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:37 AM (FJYfm)
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Heard that suicide is now the second leading cause of death for children 14 and under. Although you make a good point, this speaks to the sickness of modern culture.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 08, 2022 10:42 AM (M9BuD)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (yikp0)
In 2019, firearm injuries surpassed motor vehicle collisions to become the leading cause of death for youth aged 0-19 years in the United States, after excluding deaths due to prematurity and congenital anomalies.
So, in other words, what they are saying is that firearms injury from all causes (homicide, suicide, accidental) is the leading cause of death if you ignore the leading causes of deaths. Blatant misrepresentation.
More on this coming up, maybe this weekend.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (cPDW+)
Also, 0-19? Why didn't they stop at 5 or 12 or some number that actually represents children, versus a group made up of babies and registered voters?
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm)
@libsoftiktok
People now have different sets of pronouns that change depending on the identity of the person they are talking to. You must remember and affirm them, we are told.
https://bit.ly/3aEPr3B
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2)
Posted by: kallisto
Drowning
Congenital abnormalities
then Car Accidents
iirc
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (Lok2/)
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (0OP+5)
******
We also get rain in Colorado. But it's a dry rain.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm)
And includes prime gang-banger ages.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (dJ3Nm)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Pffft...
Posted by: Johnny Rivers at June 08, 2022 10:35 AM (BgMrQ)
I wrote it, you know.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at June 08, 2022 10:41 AM (7bRMQ)
Stand your ground Mr Rivers...consider the precedent you'll set!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia, Amy Shumer at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (BgMrQ)
He is painting the fashion of the times. It's a bustle, not big butts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (kb51C)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (Bd6X8)
Because 15-19 includes the multicultural utes in the cities who react to white oppression by shooting each other.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 10:46 AM (12jgO)
He is painting the fashion of the times. It's a bustle, not big butts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (u82oZ)
Still, I like big bustles and I cannot lie.
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at June 08, 2022 10:47 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2)
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Remember, if a Justice dies, for what ever reason, before a ruling is released, his or her vote does not count.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at June 08, 2022 10:47 AM (FJYfm)
If you ever get one in your hedge row don't worry, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (dJ3Nm)
I'd like to see more NFL teams in Bumfuck, Wherever. Whoever writes the boilerplate story every year about how it's terrible for the Packers because there are no other black people in Wisconsin for the players to date would have a field day.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wally
******
The AAP is fond of lumping birth to 19 together for their discussions of gun injuries and deaths in children. Allows them to wail "for the little chirren" as they ignore the inconvenient reality that by far and away the majority of gun deaths is in 15-19 year olds, predominantly black males, way out of proportion to black females, white males and white females. I'll have more on this in an upcoming guest post.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:49 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: Wally at June 08, 2022 10:43 AM (FJYfm)
Sheesh.
I've watched 18 and 19 year olds calmly put together a tactical nuke. Others shoot a howitzer. Still others stand toe to toe with East German border guards, and not give an inch.
Babies??? Bullshit!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 08, 2022 10:45 AM (kb51C)
Older sister telling little Emmie the stream is ours, the fish are ours and the damn ducks. PaPa said so and the gamekeeper will shoot the living snot out od anybody who molests them.
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:51 AM (G0vdT)
People now have different sets of pronouns that change depending on the identity of the person they are talking to. You must remember and affirm them, we are told.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks:
I have a hard enough time with names. Even if I gave a shit about your pronouns, there is no chance I will get it right, especially if you start changing it on a whim.
There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (MxEKc)
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ.
Full Stop.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:50 AM (u82oZ)
Kinda like dems. Would hang.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (anj39)
First of all stop thinking about yourself and actually think about getting things done for the American people. I think that the first problem is that they're concerned about how they look. Second of all, I think they've got it completely wrong. Biden will be remembered as being worse than Jimmy Carter because they're talking about gas prices and inflation and how things were bad then and now, but they're ignoring the fact that Carter's policies didn't fast-track us into a new Cold War or push us into a place where we're closer to a nuclear war now than since the Cuban missile crisis.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (u82oZ)
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ.
Full Stop.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (u82oZ)
***
My bad.
I meant to say classified government high explosives.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (anj39)
Floridians (even Florida Man) please correct me here.
That defining act - if I have my facts straight - places Scott in the standard "worse than useless, a midget" category into which 97% of the political class falls. And he didn't burnish his image much by starring in one of the idiotic "wear your mask!" PSAs with which several senators disgraced themselves.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Diogenes
******
Did they hold it sideways?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (2mSQi)
There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2022 10:52 AM (MxEKc)
You know what's weird? When you go through federal regs like CFR 14 everything is written as his/him/he and noticeably so. All possible individuals and some entities are referred to as his/him/he. You notice it when you see it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (dJ3Nm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 10:44 AM (fmt/2)
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Remember, if a Justice dies, for what ever reason, before a ruling is released, his or her vote does not count.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:48 AM (G0vdT)
Their judicial assassinations are free speech, comrade.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (nByzo)
||OTTAWA -- A week after the federal government proposed to freeze handgun sales and bring in tougher measures to curb illegal gun violence*, gun vendors say handguns are flying off the shelves.
"It's insane," said an employee at a York Region firearms store.
Sales are "going crazy," said Sylvia Shi, manager of Solely Outdoors in Markham.
"It's very busy. We sold over a couple of hundred handguns in three days," she said, adding business has "more than tripled" the usual pace, before politely saying she had no more time to speak.||
*BTW, Justin has eliminated mandatory minimums for crimes committed with firearms.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)
while there is much truth in what you say, the issue might come down to Thune vs Scott. It shouldn't, but that might be the choice. It sucks, but one of them has to be worse. IMHO, it's Thune.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Diogenes
******
Did they hold it sideways?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2022 10:54 AM (cPDW+)
***
And those camouflage doorags were bitchin'!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (anj39)
In other words, a toxic but entirely separate and focused social disaster, not a firearms question.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (OTzUX)
Crowder yesterday was playing a bunch of leaked tapes from a taxpayer-funded trans conference. In addition to all of them blaming colonialism for gender dysphoria (if you're playing Leftist Mad Libs, you get a triple word score) there was one person who demanded to be called either a woman or a unicorn depending on their mood, "in spite of my mustache and big dick".
The same person said they wake up at 4 AM every morning because they hear the screams of the oppressed outside their window. But there's no connection between trannies and mental illness.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (obPf+)
First of all stop thinking about yourself and actually think about getting things done for the American people. I think that the first problem is that they're concerned about how they look. Second of all, I think they've got it completely wrong. Biden will be remembered as being worse than Jimmy Carter because they're talking about gas prices and inflation and how things were bad then and now, but they're ignoring the fact that Carter's policies didn't fast-track us into a new Cold War or push us into a place where we're closer to a nuclear war now than since the Cuban missile crisis.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:53 AM (/NCI4)
Don't stick your vote in crazy.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (dJ3Nm)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (mZOHK)
Cassatt was the only woman and the only American among the Impressionists. She was the daughter of a Pittsburgh railroad magnate. From what I've heard, she's one of the reasons why the Art Institute of Chicago has such a magnificent collection of Impressionist works: the wives of Chicago's plutocrats - Armour, Swift, Palmer - were introduced to the Impressionists by her, and bought their paintings for what was pocket change for them.
This painting clearly is an oil sketch; most of her work is much more finished.
Posted by: Nemo at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (S6ArX)
There is a gulag in my future on our current trajectory.
Posted by: Ripley
Always remember, "hey, fucker!", is gender neutral.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (iXsUn)
The AAP stands firmly in support of the transagenda.
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (DJFLF)
Not a Floridian, but that's pretty much how I remember it happening as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)
Good time to put those firearms to good use, I guess.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 10:57 AM (nByzo)
Police: He confessed he wanted to Kill Kavenaugh.
MSM: We'll we don't know his motivations.
Police: He also confessed it was because of the leaked opionion.
MSM: Well regardless, not big news. We'll devote 10 seconds to the broadcast.
Posted by: WisRich at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)
Must be a big store.
Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2022 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (/NCI4)
In an infuriating thread about how poorly American students are educated, we have this gem:
"My juniors call apostrophes "sky commas."
Sky commas ... Sky commas
How high can you fly?
You'll never, never, never reach the sky.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (FVME7)
Because I am an art genius I never heard of her until today. I looked up other work, and yes, they are highly refined. In modern lingo: they are dope.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (2mSQi)
Wightman received the AstraZeneca vaccine in April 2021 and was diagnosed with Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS) shortly after. The condition left him partially paralyzed.
[Photo shows him using a walker.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (yikp0)
Honestly that's almost charming. On the scale of grammar crimes committed by people who grew up online it barely registers.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 08, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)
How high can you fly?
You'll never, never, never reach the sky.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 08, 2022 10:59 AM (FVME7)
Sky commas in flight
Afternoon delight!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 11:00 AM (nByzo)
"My juniors call apostrophes "sky commas."
Heh.
I like that.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (oiNtH)
I'm astonished that your medical community actually recognizes and ID's jabb injuries. Here in the States, they are now being referred to as incidents of "long Covid"
Posted by: kallisto at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (Qy7kP)
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And the hopping wheels control recoil!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 11:02 AM (yikp0)
*
See also: Matthew McConahauy (however he spells his stupid name)
It's an act. "Reasonable" and/or "common sense" will be involved somehow, which means you agree with them. Or else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 08, 2022 11:02 AM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2022 11:03 AM (fmt/2)
*
I do but I'll have to get back to you in a few minutes
*
Looks like mine were covered already.
Have fun, but keep your head on a swivel. That is a super dangerous city. If something feels wrong it is wrong.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at June 08, 2022 11:03 AM (rjyzh)
I like that.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (anj39)
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Yes. That's a keeper.
Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (hSqJL)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 08, 2022 11:04 AM (PlZ6z)
Posted by: Nemo at June 08, 2022 10:56 AM (S6ArX)
Berthe Morisot was also an Impressionist. She was one of the most popular Impressionists at the time and was married to Eduard Manet's brother.
Posted by: Kris at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (OyyDO)
There are no "Trumps" in the Senate, meaning outliers as individuals who actually seriously want to take simple, utterly conventional actions supported by most of the public (when it takes 2 minutes to think about anything) and which lead to instant positive results.
Any benefit from a non-disastrous president after this disastrous clownshow will almost certainly be based, as before, on executive orders and inherent authority (depending on how much of the latter is usurped/disrupted by a lawless, farcical judiciary).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 08, 2022 11:05 AM (Fa7xV)
Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2022 11:01 AM (oiNtH)
When I am Leader a Veteran is automatically addressed by their former rank.
Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 11:06 AM (0OP+5)
__________
Odd how the left is so determined that the issue of abortion not be returned to the voters in the states.
Are they worried that they can't convince a majority of state voters to support laws that allow a baby to be killed as he or she is exiting the womb, or are they just worried that they won't be able to corrupt enough elections to cheat their fellow lefty ghouls into state offices?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 08, 2022 11:11 AM (MvHI3)
McConnell should have a parade of his drones denouncing Schumer by name ("the senator from New York"), and listing all the crude, Third World demagogue vomit from the idiot Harris and others going back to 2020, that has degraded and damaged the country. Accompanied by paid advertising along the same lines.
Instead you'll get nothing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 08, 2022 11:13 AM (OTzUX)
Somebody plucked that centre duck for "my pillow '....in the Summertime when the living was easy peasy .
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