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The Morning Report - 6/1/22

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Good morning, kids. Wednesday and I've often noted the striking similarities between Islam and Leftism. Strategically, both seek to establish a paradise on earth, i.e. world domination, via absolute conformity, subjugation or, failing that, death to those who refuse to submit. This is of course an alliance of convenience in the war to bring about the reversal of the past 2,000 years of Judeo-Christian human progress. Its most shining example is (or was) the United States of America, politically, culturally and spiritually.

Islam's "enemy of my enemy" axiom being in full effect for the duration, at least on their part, on a tactical level, there seems to be a strict division of labor. Islamists go for the throat, while Leftists have gone straight for the scrotum, figuratively and quite literally.

In the wake of the mass shooting, friend and friend of the blog Michael Walsh drops a number of choice truth-nukes to bolster my assertions.

Gun confiscation from overwhelmingly law-biding legal gun owners makes about as much sense as locking down the healthy during a relatively minor viral epidemic. Oh wait...

. . . No, the problem isn't "gun violence," it's the enforced emasculation of teenage American males via liberalism, feminism, academia, psychiatry, pharmacology, and the media, which all too often explodes in inchoate rage. Innate female impulses and values are critical to civilizational formation, but they are antithetical to civilizational preservation, prizing collectivism over individuality, shared instead of personal responsibility, and constant, generally irrational fears for physical and emotional safety. ("Safety" on line? Twitter can instantly "suspend" you permanently and Facebook can send you to Sugarmountain Prison on the spot for unspecified "harassment," but the Uvalde shooter can yap on social media about his desire to assault a school and nothing happens to him, algorithmically speaking.) There has never been a successful matriarchy in Western history and there never will be. Neither sex would or should want it. And as for the 19th Amendment and its effect on American history, don't get me started...

. . . The sight of the lard-bottomed Uvalde cops standing around while a punk with reasons was murdering the town's children is one we won't soon forget. Not a real man among them, and that goes for the women on the force too. Hey—a guy could get killed charging an "active shooter." (The only adult who showed any gumption was the woman who acted on her maternal instincts and rescued her own children.) But if the first consideration of your local cops is for their own safety, get new cops pronto. Just because courts have consistently ruled the police have no affirmative duty to come to your aid—that "protect and serve" thing? Just kidding!—doesn't mean you have an affirmative duty to become a victim.

Their job is to collect the bodies after the carnage stops and then "solve" the crime. Your job is to make sure it doesn't happen in the first place. That is, if you're man enough.

And that is the question, isn't it? In the wake of so-called "first wave feminism," there occurred a cultural shift starting about 20 years ago. From being portrayed in commercials as comic boobs who can't do anything right to outright violent monsters who rape, make war and destroy the environment, anything and everything male was targeted for termination. That includes the notion of the nuclear family, which is a not only a pillar of American society, but it is the natural order of things that creates the most cohesive and stable society, and stable individuals. QED.

19 years ago, a middle-aged unemployed taxi driver carrying two milk cartons full of gasoline walked onto a South Korean subway and started a fire that killed 192 people. That was not a milk carton problem. Nor was it a gasoline problem.

6 years ago, a Muslim terrorist drove a truck into a Bastille Day event in Nice, France killing 86 and wounding over 400 other people. Body parts were being pried out of his wheel wells. That was not a truck problem.

Across the long stretch of human history, millions of people were killed long before the invention of firearms, in often cruder and far more brutal ways. Back then we lacked CNN, but people generally understood that this was not due to the invention of smithing, but the problem of evil. The problem with evil is that it requires us to believe in good.

Modern people are unwilling to believe in G-d, and so they believe instead in government. And they are convinced that the god of government can fix everything if we only give it the power.

The trouble is that while people may not believe in evil, evil very much believes in them . . .

. . . Evil is a human void. It’s the egotistical emptiness that remains in the absence of good. To defeat it, we would have to conceive of good. We would have to retell the stories of the mass shootings, of crime in general, as a struggle between good and evil. Not all that long ago, we had a society capable of telling that story. These days we are more likely to celebrate evil.

The Left believes that government is god and it conceives of evil as disobedience to government. The gun control debate reduces evil to the NRA and anyone who won’t obey and hand over their guns. “Do you want more kids to die?” the gun controllers demand.

But good and evil don’t come from a gun. Nor do they come from the government.

The reduction of individual choices to mechanical abstractions, shootings to guns, individual acts to society, is the mark of elites who want to rule the world, yet can’t understand people.

There’s no formula more likely to convince people that their acts have no value, their lives no purpose, and that whatever they do doesn’t matter in any larger sense. And so evil is born.

At the risk of going off on a tangent, the unsurprising yet nevertheless rage-inducing verdict in the Michael Sussmann trial once again illustrates not just that there is a two-tiered system of justice in this nation but that there is no longer a justice system, period. We are rapidly devolving into a totalitarian dictatorship where there is a favored class of warders and the rest of us the inmates. And of that group, there are those to recognize this and those who just stick their heads in the sand.

Margot Cleveland is an outstanding journalist in the true meaning of that word. She has been covering the Shampeachment/Russia Collusion Hoax beat for a long time now, and her work has been invaluable and in time, will serve as an accurate timeline and testament to what brought down the nation. But her conclusion, along with others, insofar as the insult of a rigged jury finding Clinton mouthpiece Michael Sussmann not guilty is just way off, to say the least.

So, measuring Durham’s performance by the outcome in United States v. Sussmann would be a mistake. Also, especially in the case of an acquittal, it would ignore the valuable information exposed related to the broader Spygate scandal. Using that gauge as a measure, the special counsel’s office succeeded wildly. . .

. . .As with Sussmann, whether Joffe ever faces charges or a conviction says nothing of the success of the Durham investigation. To date, the special counsel has succeeded in exposing Hillary Clinton’s role in the hoax—and that the Alfa Bank hoax was real and spectacularly scandalous.

Between those two paragraphs, she goes into a very granular and detailed analysis/recap of both what the trial brought out and in point of fact what was gradually revealed over the course of the past five years. But that said, the salient point that I think she misses, and it's a big one, is that the media, discredited though it might be, will still use this verdict to perpetuate the myth of Russia Collusion by Trump, Hillary's innocence and worst of all, that our law enforcement and intel agencies that actively created these smears and lies to bring Trump and America down are as pure as the wind-driven snow.

The question is, will most Americans believe that? I can make arguments both ways. Psaki-Psircling back, when no doubt the same agencies at the behest of the junta yet again attempt to sabotage elections or engage in other acts of tyranny and repression up to and including "buying back" our firearms, will their be enough testicular fortitude left to resist that via what Jefferson, Madison et al had in mind? Or are we all James Buchanan now?

Look at what happened in New York City last week; a woman was being absolutely terrorized on a subway train by a psycho and no one - not a single person male or female but especially male - got up and banded together to subdue that animal. What did they do? Whip out their cell phones to make videos.

Old and busted = "Let's roll!"

New hotness = "Let's roll tape."

The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:38 AM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 07:39 AM (bVYXr)

2 WTOF??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 07:39 AM (yrol0)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2022 07:40 AM (1mF7N)

4 “What’s next? Locusts?”

No, the next shortage ... popcorn .. pundits hardest hit

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2022 07:41 AM (X5CsJ)

5 On Thursday, The New York Times revealed new evidence debunking a longtime conspiracy theory among Trump supporters about the January 6 Capitol insurrection: that an Arizona man named Ray Epps was deputized as an FBI informant to instigate the attack. "The claims, made in congressional hearing rooms, on Fox News and at Mr. Trump’s political rallies, have largely been based on a video taken just before violence erupted at the Capitol, showing Mr. Epps at the barricades outside the building whispering into the ear of a man named Ryan Samsel," reported Alan Feuer.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2022 07:43 AM (X5CsJ)

6 Good morning morons and thanks JJ

Lia Thomas, Chelsea Manning, and Caitlyn Jenner say your 2000 year-old ideas about masculinity are outdated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2022 07:44 AM (EZebt)

7 The Times debunked nothing

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2022 07:45 AM (X5CsJ)

8 At the risk of going off on a tangent, the unsurprising yet nevertheless rage-inducing verdict in the Michael Sussmann trial once again illustrates not just that there is a two-tiered system of justice in this nation but that there is no longer a justice system, period. We are rapidly devolving into a totalitarian dictatorship where there is a favored class of warders and the rest of us the inmates.

Without trust in our institutions and government bodies, a Representative Democracy like ours fails. End of story.

The fact the jury forewoman stood before the press after the trial and said Durham should never have brought the case, because there "are more important things" than truth and justice (she meant, explicitly, bringing down Trump by any means necessary) made this sham trial, this judge who hand-picked at least three members of the jury who were obviously biased, this jury itself, all of these taken together are more seditious than the Jan 6 rioters who languish in the Garland Archipelago.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 07:45 AM (8jGbt)

9 Klaus Schwab said. It is instead a place for the implementation of the notion of stakeholder capitalism, a concept Im fighting for since 50 years.

stakeholder capitalism
People with ZERO skin in the game, own the game!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 07:45 AM (yrol0)

10 I think we, as conservatives are now worse off (politically) due to Durham's efforts than we would have been if he had just closed up shop and went away. From now on, Hillary and the Dems, whenever the Russia investigations are brought up, are going to laugh and say "Ha! It went to trial, and a jury called BS on it!!!" Doesn't matter if that is "True" or not, that is what Hillary and the MSM and everyone in DC will say and report endlessly from now on.

And this is why Hillary will be the 2024 Dem nominee. with who knows, Moochelle as her VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2022 07:46 AM (r46W7)

11 No matter what comes our way, Happy Wednesday one and all.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2022 07:46 AM (4olE8)

12 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 01, 2022 07:48 AM (1Z8zZ)

13 Morning, all. Just reposting this from the end of the last thread:

For anyone interested, I took a ride out to the St Benedict Center in Harvard, MA yesterday. They offer the Tridentine Mass every day:

https://sisters.saintbenedict.com

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 07:48 AM (2JVJo)

14 "NOT guilty."

/s

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 07:48 AM (MkuC5)

15 I could have been farzrhor but graciously stepped aside.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 07:49 AM (vrz2I)

16 Morning peeps.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2022 07:49 AM (BFigT)

17 ... shared instead of personal responsibility,...

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Good morning JJ

In my experience, shared responsibility = no responsibility. To wit, committees, 'expert' panels, consensus reports, etc. One of my former lefty colleagues was very fond of saying, "I think we can all agree that...[fill in the blank[."

Muldoon: "Ummm, no. No, we can't!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 07:49 AM (cPDW+)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 07:50 AM (arJlL)

19 The hilariously stupid thing about the SF mayor's plan to prioritize trannies in housing aid is that 5 minutes after that policy is implemented, every homeless bum in San Fran is going to be wearing a dress.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2022 07:50 AM (r46W7)

20 This is a topic tһat is near to my heart...

Best wishes! Exactly where are yoᥙr contact details thߋugh?

Posted by: pittston at June 01, 2022 07:51 AM (JAmlX)

21 Look at what happened in New York City last week; a woman was being absolutely terrorized on a subway train by a psycho and no one - not a single person male or female but especially male - got up and banded together to subdue that animal. What did they do? Whip out their cell phones to make videos
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What would you do?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2022 07:51 AM (EZebt)

22 The former greatest nation in history asking for advice from a leader of a backwater country with more sheep than sheeple. Awesome. Not my President, molon labe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 07:51 AM (oWBc3)

23 "The Times debunked nothing
Posted by: SMOD"

The opposite of whatever they say is probably the real story. Their lies reveal the truth.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 07:51 AM (vrz2I)

24 Trust us! We have the best sycophants money can buy!

Posted by: MSNBC Charlatans, Con Men and Plagiarists at June 01, 2022 07:52 AM (7QPTs)

25 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 01, 2022 07:52 AM (fJzwV)

26 I blame pot use for the recent school shootings. It destabilizes even further people right on the edge. The Florida shooter showed solid signs of a psychotic break caused by pot. The Uvalde shooter was also a heavy user.

Posted by: Fred4D at June 01, 2022 07:52 AM (wgxgK)

27 What would you do?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2022 07:51 AM (EZebt)

I'd deploy the kubotan and tear out his clavicle.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 07:53 AM (MkuC5)

28 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 01, 2022 07:54 AM (u7pQw)

29 "What would you do?"

GTF out of NYC.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (vrz2I)

30 I'd deploy the kubotan and tear out his clavicle.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 07:53 AM (MkuC5)
===

Go on...
-Bernie Goetz

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (EZebt)

31 If Epps wasn't a Fed, he would be in jail.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (oWBc3)

32 "To congressional Republicans — don’t screw over your own voters if you want to win a majority this fall."

In the immortal Blazing Saddles line, "Blow it out your ass, Howard."

Does Schlicter really think the GOP cares about icky gun owners or their scary boomsticks? Honestly, look at where we are: the GOP is poised for an electoral pimp-slapping of the Dems in November, without doing anything to stop the leftist march, without standing up for their own political prisoners and without putting forward any agenda at all!

So what if they go along with gun grabbing legislation? McConnell and Cruz and Paul and all the others will smugly sit back and say, "what are you going to do, not vote? We're your only choice, suckers!"

And - as this obscene 'red wave' talk proves - the GOP voters are suckers and will 'vote' for the GOP, no matter what.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (2JVJo)

33 "To congressional Republicans — don’t screw over your own voters if you want to win a majority this fall."

... heh, thats been their motivation for awhile now. Sand-baggin worthless party.

Posted by: Haywood at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (BKSXL)

34 The cops are supposed to protect people on the subway. Isn't that what they get paid for? It's not my job to protect some dumbass who voted for the abuse they have to take from the criminals running, and in, the city.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 07:57 AM (vrz2I)

35 "You’ll eat the bugs and you’ll be happy."
Schools to Make Kids Eat Bugs in Climate Change Brainwashing "Experiment"/i]

Like everything else they want to ban in the name of replacing it with something else...

Do you see massive investment in Bugs As Food manufacturing and supply to serve at scale?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 07:58 AM (AHeqJ)

36 As with Sussmann, whether Joffe ever faces charges or a conviction says nothing of the success of the Durham investigation. To date, the special counsel has succeeded in exposing Hillary Clinton’s role in the hoax—and that the Alfa Bank hoax was real and spectacularly scandalous.

It's a moral victory. Can't you see that? I mean who wants justice when we can expose what everyone knew four years ago? Certain commenters went on about how investigations take time to get things right. Sure we knew what happened, but proving it in court was different. Durham would lay things out and it would all come crumbling down. Now those same people are spiking the ball over exposing things. Or blabbering about how the next cases will lead somewhere.

#twoweeks #exposure #movinggoalposts

Posted by: WiNO at June 01, 2022 07:58 AM (EpDzw)

37 Political prisoners and Failure Theater. Your DOJ welcomes you to the biggest baddest Banana Republic in world history.

Posted by: John Tax Roberts at June 01, 2022 07:58 AM (Dmb5D)

38 The Biden administration is set to implement a rule change that will tie federal education funding to pro-LGBTQ policies and mandates. Under the new rule, Title IX protections against sexual discrimination will also apply to "discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity." The rule will make funding for a broad array of programs hinge on compliance with the LGBTQ agenda, from school lunch programs to FAFSA and Pell grants.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 07:58 AM (45fpk)

39 What would you do? I never go anywhere without being armed in some way, at least pepper spray, and more importantly without a plan. That includes knowing your surroundings and anticipating the unexpected. It's not paranoia to be prepared. And there's zero fucking chance I would have let that animal terrorize that girl. That's not either false bravado or internet courage, that's just how I was raised.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 07:59 AM (oWBc3)

40 And - as this obscene 'red wave' talk proves - the GOP voters are suckers and will 'vote' for the GOP, no matter what.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 07:55 AM (2JVJo)

If we vote harder, the FBI will get more money and justice will continue to not be served.

BTW, the Coie law firm had direct access to the FBI/NSA database.

Posted by: WiNO at June 01, 2022 08:00 AM (EpDzw)

41 Oak Park and River Forest High School in Illinois is adopting a new grading system that will require educators to alter grades based on students’ skin color.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 08:00 AM (45fpk)

42 WSJ says the FDA is denying an emergency use application for something called Fluvoxamine use in fighting covid. In three separate trials patients taking it are 91% less likely to need to be hospitalized.

But, says the Journal, it only costs $5 per dose and alternative therapies (the article doesn't say if Paxlovid and monoclonals are more helpful than Fluvoxamine) cost thousands of dollars per dose.

The article implies the FDA is in bed with the drug companies. Shocked, I tell ya, I'm shocked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:01 AM (A1+H6)

43 "Knowing that this is already a disastrous political climate for their party, 26 vulnerable House Democrats are trying to stave off the expiration of the subsidies. They sent a letter to House leadership, urging them to extend the allowance."
Obamacare Premium Increase Could Devastate Democrats in Midterms

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Does anybody really think the Communist Democrats will not extend these subsidies? Are you kidding me? The party with no compunction at all for financial responsibility (to be fair, the Rs are hardly any better) or giving one hot damn where any money comes from or how anything will be paid for? Let the taxpayer giveaways continue. There's an election wipeout to stave off!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:01 AM (sVtYq)

44 More than ever. . . .Michael Savage was right. . . .Liberalism is a mental disease/disorder. . . . . .and more than ever, what I wouldn't give to turn on the radio at 9AM PDT and hear "don't doubt me on this"

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bush Clan Fellators at June 01, 2022 08:02 AM (8m/Xb)

45 "The APP video is a campaign ad highlighting Mace’s progressive support for transgender ideology. She is up for reelection and faces former President Donald Trump-endorsed primary opponent Katie Arrington on June 14."

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I'd like to punch Nancy Mace in the face. Yes, I would. She is the worst kind of politician. One who cloaked her real self in conservatism to get elected. I truly, deeply hope Arrington blows her to bits on 6-14.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:03 AM (sVtYq)

46
Lia Thomas. I mean, the balls on that guy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 08:03 AM (s2VJv)

47 Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity, but rather by it's capriciousness. One law for some, a different law for others.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 01, 2022 08:03 AM (yQpMk)

48 did anyone actually believe that Sussman would be convicted ?

LOL

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:04 AM (P57A6)

49 Majority of Americans Believe Armed Educators Make Schools Safer

******

Thinking back to high school, I'm not sure which of my teachers would have had the physical capacity, willingness, skills or fortitude to engage an active shooter. Mr. "Bird Dick" Burdick, the typing teacher? I don't think so. Maybe Mr. "Boing Boing" Springer, the biology teacher and football coach.

Probably a pretty small minority these days.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 08:04 AM (cPDW+)

50 Twitter own of the day: David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned.

Someone replied that he sure could have used one when his government killed him. Perfect.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 08:04 AM (1TuZk)

51 Conservative Treehouse says it well;
Bill Barr was the bondo
Durham is the spray paint

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2022 08:04 AM (jnIwR)

52 41 Oak Park and River Forest High School in Illinois is adopting a new grading system that will require educators to alter grades based on students’ skin color.

**********
Free shit for the browns. . . . isn't that what it's always been about anyway??

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bush Clan Fellators at June 01, 2022 08:05 AM (8m/Xb)

53 The similarities between Islam and the Church of Progressivism is because they are both heresies or imitations of the Christian church.

Mohamed intentionally riffed off of Christianity to build his Arab army. Marx and his followers unintentionally warped and appropriated Christianity to build their utopia.

Both caused lots of damage to the world in doing so.

Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2022 08:05 AM (f4IaF)

54 Big Mike hasn't worked a day in her life. She won't start now. She is too lazy and entitled.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2022 08:05 AM (flINI)

55 Garland devoted most of his speech to what he called "threats to democracy,"
three in particular -- "the right to vote (WITH NO ID),"

"violence and threats of violence (EXCEPT THOSE BY ANTIFA AND BLM)" and

the events of January 6, "when a violent mob stormed the United States Capitol (AS OPPOSED TO THE MOB THAT STORMED THE SCOTUS)."

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:06 AM (yrol0)

56 Why do people feel the need to announce they have Covid? Do they announce their hemorrhoid flareups too?

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 08:06 AM (vrz2I)

57 Big Mike hasn't worked a day in her life. She won't start now. She is too lazy and entitled.

To be fair, Biden's amply demonstrating that one can be a puppet president without lifting a finger.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 08:06 AM (1TuZk)

58 That woman on the subway car basically consented to the dude messing with her. He never took any actions to resist. No screaming, no thrashing. I think things would have gone differently if she had physically or verbally resisted. Or maybe not.

But she was pretty passive about what the weirdo was doing to her.

Posted by: pawn at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (wsHtO)

59 By the way, Judge Cooper (presided over the Sussman debacle) is married to Amy Jeffress. Jeffress is a prominent D.C. NatSec lawyer, formerly chief advisor to Eric Holder at DoJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (A1+H6)

60 The Biden administration is set to implement a rule change that will tie federal education funding to pro-LGBTQ policies and mandates. Under the new rule, Title IX protections against sexual discrimination will also apply to "discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity." The rule will make funding for a broad array of programs hinge on compliance with the LGBTQ agenda, from school lunch programs to FAFSA and Pell grants.

--

With educational standards plummeting across the country, churning out the dumbest, most ignorant students America has likely ever produced, what are they focused on most? Brainwashing sexual debauchery into our children.

Are we just about ready to abolish the Dept of Education and public education in general? It simply must be done and it must be done soon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (sVtYq)

61 That woman being harassed on the NYC subway sucks but hey, she should have just given the psycho a roundhouse kick and beat the hell out of him herself like any modern, empowered woman would. And that female news reader has the nerve to call the men cowards? This is what they have been demanding for years. They are getting what they wanted, good and hard.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (MxEKc)

62 Jesus was more of an AK kind of guy. Conditions back then made it hard to keep a gun clean.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (vrz2I)

63 did anyone actually believe that Sussman would be convicted ?

Not me.

And as far as the "now we know there is a two-tier justice system" farrago, the question moving forward is not who recognizes the fact, but who will be first to take the law into their own hands, seeing that the current iteration of the government offers no protection to 'enemies of the state?'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:08 AM (2JVJo)

64 Why do people feel the need to announce they have Covid? Do they announce their hemorrhoid flareups too?

It amplifies the "need" for lockdown-minded politicians to Do Something.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 08:08 AM (1TuZk)

65 "CCP-controlled company wants to buy American media outlet."

How is this any different than the current status? (Disney/ESPN)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 08:08 AM (JzBU4)

66 Twitter own of the day: David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned.

Someone replied that he sure could have used one when his government killed him. Perfect.

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Ha, that's awesome. I'm sure the salient point will be lost on that noodle-armed Nazi in training.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:09 AM (sVtYq)

67 "No screaming, no thrashing. I think things would have gone differently if she had physically or verbally resisted. "

Probably. She just sat there like a sheep. As she has been conditioned.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 08:09 AM (vrz2I)

68 50 Twitter own of the day: David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned.

Someone replied that he sure could have used one when his government killed him. Perfect.
********************

"and here endeth the lesson" (Jim Malone [The Untouchables][Sean Connery])

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bush Clan Fellators at June 01, 2022 08:09 AM (8m/Xb)

69 Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2022 08:10 AM (RQN3O)

70 David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned.


What a ridiculous question. It's like asking how many cars Jesus owned.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 08:11 AM (45fpk)

71 A lack of diabetes checks following the first Covid lockdown may have killed more than 3,000 people, a major NHS study suggests

Planned obsolescence

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:11 AM (yrol0)

72 WWJS?

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 08:11 AM (vrz2I)

73

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2022 08:12 AM (SWi3y)

74 A lack of diabetes checks following the first Covid lockdown may have killed more than 3,000 people, a major NHS study suggests

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You get checks for having Diabetes?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2022 08:12 AM (flINI)

75 So Chicago gonna used the paper bag skin color test to hand out grades?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:12 AM (yrol0)

76 Conservatives cannot keep snorting the hopium thinking that their elected political saviors will sort out the shit that's befallen them.

Politicians, all of them, rely on your misery to remain in power. And for whatever reasons conservatives keep hitting the hopium instead of looking for alternatives outside the failing political processes.

Many here have espoused a belief that the political situation here is irreparably broken. I think it's working as designed.... for at least some of the people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2022 08:13 AM (BFigT)

77 "A female news anchor wonders why hordes of men didn't rush to defend a woman from harassment on the New York subway."
Where Are All the Men?


Na my yob, chicka.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:13 AM (Ior/p)

78 According to CNN, the Sussman acquittal means Hillary did not frame trump.

But what is clear is that the Sussman allegation, which was by far the most high-profile output of Durham's probe to date, amounts to a huge swing and a miss by the special counsel.
The Point: It's always been hard to line up Trump's wild claims about the seriousness of the Durham investigation with its output. Never has that disparity been more stark than today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:13 AM (12jgO)

79 That's been debunked!

Posted by: The Left Making a Salient Point at June 01, 2022 08:14 AM (flINI)

80 Walls Are Closing In on Uvalde’s Police Chief as Resident Rage Explodes
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People may be pissed at that cowardly incompetent Arredondo, and rightfully so, but he was still sworn into the Uvalde city council yesterday.

And there was confirmation that at least one of the kids in the classroom with the killer died because she bled out while the 19 cops stood outside in the hallway with their thumbs up their asses.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 08:14 AM (MvHI3)

81 U.S. Supreme Court temporarily blocking counting of some of the mail-in ballots in Penn.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:14 AM (yikp0)

82 The political processes is failing, but I am not looking forward to the alternative.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 01, 2022 08:14 AM (yQpMk)

83 Reading the sidebar about that Mona Lisa lunatic is so demoralizing. I will never understand how so many can be so easily brainwashed. When did common sense fly out the window? Because as a human race, we're really lacking right about now. Cultivating mental illness is now an active goal of those who wish to rule over the world. And it seems pretty easy to do. Covid hysteria and the insane reactions from people worldwide is really no different than this Louvre idiot. Or a million others who have lost their brains to leftism. Amazing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:14 AM (sVtYq)

84 Shitpants Squarehead set to meet baby formula makers "to try to ease nationwide shortages".

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:15 AM (yikp0)

85 Very good essay by Daniel Greenfield on evil and I appreciated the article on the Coptic Christian priest criticizing Islam. May the Lord Protect him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 08:15 AM (l7p9i)

86 "David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned."


I want to know how many EBT cards and Obama phones he handed out

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2022 08:16 AM (MxEKc)

87 Reading the sidebar about that Mona Lisa lunatic is so demoralizing. I will never understand how so many can be so easily brainwashed. When did common sense fly out the window? Because as a human race, we're really lacking right about now. Cultivating mental illness is now an active goal of those who wish to rule over the world. And it seems pretty easy to do. Covid hysteria and the insane reactions from people worldwide is really no different than this Louvre idiot. Or a million others who have lost their brains to leftism. Amazing.
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Destruction is always easier than creation. Western Civilization is a remarkable achievement that has never been equaled in the history of the world. But we can also see it's remarkably easy to destroy it from within.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

88 75 So Chicago gonna used the paper bag skin color test to hand out grades?
_______________

Yep, grading by melanin content is now SOP on the left.

And yesterday California repealed a state law requiring school personnel to report school shooting threats made by students, because too many black and hispanic students were being reported.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 08:17 AM (MvHI3)

89 Ask HOGG why Jesus was born in a manger. Why was his mother, 9 months pregnant, forced to travel to another city on foot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:17 AM (12jgO)

90 That woman being harassed on the NYC subway sucks but hey, she should have just given the psycho a roundhouse kick and beat the hell out of him herself like any modern, empowered woman would.

I've been assured by Hollywood that an 85 pound girl can destroy any man. So yeah, let's see it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 08:17 AM (1TuZk)

91 Politicians, all of them, rely on your misery to remain in power. And for whatever reasons conservatives keep hitting the hopium instead of looking for alternatives outside the failing political processes.

Hence my hatred for the 'red wave' bullshit.

To really teach the GOP bastards a lesson, every one of them needs to be thrown out of office. Whether it's through a primary challenge or by voting for their Dem opponent, the dope-slap of (imagine) Crazy Dem = 10,000 votes / Ted Cruz = 0 votes is what is needed, at the minimum, to make these nickelfuckers aware that they are supposed to work for us.

So long as they can count on the "you don't want the Dems to win, do you?" bushwa (as they have for decades), there is no reason for any of them to change. Do you really think Cruz or Paul would have had the sheer gall to award 'medals of bravery' to the Capitol Police if they had known that the vote would result in an electoral curb-stomping?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:17 AM (2JVJo)

92 That woman being harassed on the NYC subway sucks but hey, she should have just given the psycho a roundhouse kick and beat the hell out of him herself like any modern, empowered woman would. And that female news reader has the nerve to call the men cowards? This is what they have been demanding for years. They are getting what they wanted, good and hard.
Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2022 08:07 AM (MxEKc)

Concur. I am surprised Angelina Jolie did not rappel in, naked, firing her M60 one handed to save her.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2022 08:18 AM (RQN3O)

93 Ask HOGG why Jesus was born in a manger. Why was his mother, 9 months pregnant, forced to travel to another city on foot?

You know the answer would be "because Mary lacked access to abortion".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 08:18 AM (1TuZk)

94 "David "Camera" Hogg, thinking himself clever, asked how many AR-15s Jesus owned."

Well, how many AR-15s did the Romans have?

More coffee.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 08:18 AM (88xKn)

95 "A female news anchor wonders why hordes of men didn't rush to defend a woman from harassment on the New York subway."
Where Are All the Men?

Ask if she is now in favor of the 2A.... I know I know, nevermind.

Posted by: Haywood at June 01, 2022 08:19 AM (BKSXL)

96 What is broken is the national political system. Some states are still functional. Of course DC cannot abide that, and will do anything to destroy the functioning states. This has involved using agents backed by their money to suborn state governments and institutions.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 08:19 AM (Vr12I)

97 Couple karate chops to the chest and a slap to the face will knock any man down. The trick is to do it really fast.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:20 AM (12jgO)

98 The political processes is failing, but I am not looking forward to the alternative.

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Overall, everything is failing. Every system, department, bureaucracy that is tasked with upholding and ensuring a well-functioning, civil society is fully corrupt to the core. I've lost every faith in anything I've ever had trust in with regard to well, most everything. Everything is infiltrated (somebody, please prove me wrong). There is no honesty. There is no justice. There is no accountability. There is no decency. There is no integrity. There is no truth. It's a full-on corruption of everything needed for a cohesive, healthy society.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:21 AM (sVtYq)

99 True the Vote isolated their search to cell phones whose owners appeared to visit more than 10 drop boxes

So at 5 votes per drop thats about 50 votes per mule.

4 or 5 states were award to BiteMe with around 10k votes.

2000 mules time 50 votes equals 10k!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:21 AM (yrol0)

100 A Gender Studies professor at Yale could probably tell us the societal impact of no one leaping to help when the nut assaulted a woman on the subway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:21 AM (y0otA)

101 Certain commenters went on about how investigations take time to get things right.
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Jeff Sessions vill come.

Posted by: You Know Who at June 01, 2022 08:21 AM (yikp0)

102 97 Couple karate chops to the chest and a slap to the face will knock any man down. The trick is to do it really fast.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:20 AM (12jgO)

And a good director. And makeup crew. And special effects. And stunt women. And

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 08:22 AM (Vr12I)

103 I thought it was NYC standard to have depraved indifference to their surroundings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:22 AM (12jgO)

104 Yep, grading by melanin content is now SOP on the left.

And yesterday California repealed a state law requiring school personnel to report school shooting threats made by students, because too many black and hispanic students were being reported.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 08:17 AM (MvHI3)

It is well known that new from Texas does not reach California for approximately 3 to 5 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:22 AM (yrol0)

105 It's not just mental illness that is being cultivated. It's a broad spectrum of antisocial behavior and addiction which are probably on the fringes of mental illness. It's not just tolerance of this behavior, it's intolerance of the traditional social barriers designed to discourage these behaviors.

Innocent people now fear the Police more than the actual people braking the law, as they should.

Posted by: pawn at June 01, 2022 08:23 AM (wsHtO)

106 "2000 mules time 50 votes equals 10k!"

Got Math?

Posted by: Haywood at June 01, 2022 08:24 AM (BKSXL)

107 But this notion of the fixer, or any reference that has a negative connotation, is offensive, James Biden said without categorically denying his position in the family as a fixer or cleaner, references to a participant in illicit activities.

Consigliere was taken I guess!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:24 AM (yrol0)

108 There is no truth. It's a full-on corruption of everything needed for a cohesive, healthy society.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:21 AM (sVtYq)


Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life." What we need is God. He is our hope. People say, where is God in all of this? Well, we kicked Him out pretty blatantly. We need revival.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (45fpk)

109 106 "2000 mules time 50 votes equals 10k!"

Got Math?
Posted by: Haywood at June 01, 2022 08:24 AM (BKSXL)

my mind said 100k but my fangers typed 10k

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (yrol0)

110 91 I don't think Shit Rumney, Paul Ryan or McConnell heard you. . . . .they're too busy managing their defense industry stocks, fellating Bush clan members and Rockefeller statues, thinking about how to get close family members out of the Ukraine mess or CCP businesses without it being public knowledge

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Bush Clan Fellators at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (8m/Xb)

111 It's not just tolerance of this behavior, it's intolerance of the traditional social barriers designed to discourage these behaviors.


It was your intolerance of my behaviors that erected those barriers, racist! This isn't the 1950's! I am who I am and you must accept me! I am a special snowflake just like everyone else! We are all beautiful and special in our own way!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (12jgO)

112 Pennsylvania could run this fraudulent election a lot more smoothly. They aren't really even trying, since it is a GOP primary. I expect the November general will be far more professional a theft.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:26 AM (y0otA)

113 The problem with the left is they don't understand how big this country is-- they conceptualize it as just a few cities.

The problem with the right is they don't understand how big this country is-- they conceptualize it as easily ruled by just a few cities.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2022 08:26 AM (Zf0+a)

114 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

115 106 "2000 mules time 50 votes equals 10k!"

Got Math?
Posted by: Haywood at June 01, 2022 08:24 AM (BKSXL)

my mind said 100k but my fangers typed 10k
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (yrol0)
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Y'all know the rules--no math on this blog!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:27 AM (YIVH2)

116 NYC deprives people of their Bill of Rights. Been that way for a long, long time. If you want protection then hire it seems to be the standard for freedom in NYC. Then there is the black supremacy problem installed under Obama and enforced by the DOJ and Obama's BLM. Not hard to understand why NYC is Cuck City.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:27 AM (ifUkZ)

117 grammie winger

Preach it. People are empty of deep human needs.

Family, God, and a pattern of success in life, underpinned by sound values, are important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

118 I think as a nation we need to ban hoodies. Nothing good happens in a hoodie.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:29 AM (ifUkZ)

119 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Verse for the day:
"Let me hear in the morning of thy steadfast love, for in thee I put my trust. Teach me the way I should go, for to thee I lift up my soul. Deliver me, O Lord, from my enemies! I have fled to thee for refuge! Teach me to do thy will, for thou art my God! Let thy good spirit lead me on a level path! For thy name's sake, O Lord, preserve my life! In thy righteousness bring me out of trouble! And in thy steadfast love cut off my enemies, and destroy all my adversaries, for I am thy servant."

--Psalm 143: 8-12

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:30 AM (Msys3)

120 Busy today again
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 01, 2022 08:31 AM (TmyXo)

121 I think as a nation we need to ban hoodies. Nothing good happens in a hoodie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:29 AM (ifUkZ)
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Indeed. A savage young girl in a red hoodie once took out a poor innocent wolf...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:31 AM (YIVH2)

122 Do they announce their hemorrhoid flareups too?

******

No. That would be too much of a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 08:31 AM (cPDW+)

123 Ok, I admit to being more than a little surprised to read what was in the Islam link of the day...

Muhammad then goes off a little distance, at which point his companion and narrator of the hadith, says he saw two tall, naked men appear and go to Muhammad, whereupon "they began to ride [يركبون, which can also be translated as mount] the Messenger of Allah." Meanwhile, and all through the night, these strange men would also try to access Mas'ud, who records being "terrified," though they were prevented from crossing the circle made by Muhammad. Then, with the rising of the sun, they quickly absconded, whereupon Mas'ud saw Muhammad approaching him, "slowly and in pain from being ridden."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:31 AM (fQDQk)

124 I'm drinking coffee and yet I keep seeing math on this blog.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 08:31 AM (88xKn)

125 Couple karate chops to the chest and a slap to the face will knock any man down. The trick is to do it really fast.

The Vulcan Grip is faster

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 08:32 AM (AHeqJ)

126 FAA Once Again Delays Approval for Launching Starship From Boca Chica

FAA
FUCK Advanced Aviation
Failed Aviation Assholes

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (yrol0)

127 Hiya Skip's phone !

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (arJlL)

128 2000 Mules.
60 ballots per hour for a single 8 hour day equals 960,000 ballots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (12jgO)

129 Thanks for that, Tonypete.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (45fpk)

130 In NYC there is not one incentive to get involved in subway assaults like the one that was recorded last week.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (rJ48h)

131 People say, where is God in all of this?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2022 08:25 AM (45fpk)

"And I... Was never here...."

Posted by: Satan at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (MkuC5)

132 Bubdid he get the monkeypoxes?

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (gktX6)

133 Biden's WSJ note suggests he is giving the Fed primary responsibility for controlling inflation. They already have that job. They helped create the current state. And Biden now has someone else to blame for his failures. Another day in America's destruction.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 08:34 AM (oWBc3)

134 The Walsh and Greenfield articles were excellent. You probably understand this but just in case—-your effort arms us. As a father it helps me to be a better teacher, as a husband a better leader, as a friend a generous dispenser of facts and information, and as an adversary an informed and contentious sob. Thank you JJ.

Posted by: 7man at June 01, 2022 08:34 AM (qwO6y)

135 Corruption. You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at June 01, 2022 08:35 AM (Vg5Sd)

136 The left is willing to sacrifice as many children as necessary to get guns banned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:35 AM (12jgO)

137 off, flaming sock

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 08:36 AM (MkuC5)

138 In NYC there is not one incentive to get involved in subway assaults like the one that was recorded last week.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (rJ48h)


Agreed. Best case scenario, the perp's homies jump you and you get your ass kicked. Worst case, you fuck the perp up and get arrested and jailed for assault.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:36 AM (2JVJo)

139 WH staff says crank monster in the Oval Office gets upset when they walk back his demented ravings. OK...

What does he have to say about the CPP sending the largest group ever, thirty fighter jets, into Taiwanese airspace on Monday?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:37 AM (fQDQk)

140 Hey JJ,

The most telling and disheartening intersection between islam and leftism is in the sidebar. ie. the "pie-ing of the Mona Lisa by an environmental activist.

Back in 2001, the Taliban destroyed ancient statues of Buddha from the 6th century. At the time, that act of vandalism shocked the world.
The Taliban didn't care. Those statues weren't part of islam, so who cares what you think?

Same same is what we're seeing now with the ongoing attempts to deface or destroy historic treasures of Western Art or the statuary of historic figures in American history.
Is there any difference between blowing up ancient statues of Buddha and pulling down a statue of George Washington or defacing a treasure of Western Art? No, there is not.

And the message is exactly the same: This is your treasure, your history, not ours. It and everything you hold dear must be torn down to make way for Our Vision, Our Truth, Our Tomorrow, Our "Religion".
The Vandals and Visigoths are within the gates. Can America survive in any form against a hate-filled, powerful and well-funded enemy within?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 08:37 AM (5NkmN)

141 The left is willing to sacrifice as many children as necessary to get guns banned.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:35 AM (12jgO)
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Somehow, I do not see the Left halting their sacrifice of children (in or out of the womb) even if they do manage to get guns banned.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:37 AM (YIVH2)

142 Posted by: Huck Follywood,

Was that taken from a Kindergarten lesson plan?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:37 AM (12jgO)

143 Evidently NYC thinks it is justice to make the employees of the Too Big To Fail to run the guantlet twice a day to pay for they're employers privildge. How much longer can NYC function doing this? Wage Slaves are a thing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (ifUkZ)

144 I like Schlichter well enough. But he's been doing this shtick lately. "Govern conservatively, or 'we' will not vote for you."

It's risible, and he knows better. They've never governed from the Right in my voting life. They never will. And 'we' will, by and large, vote for them. Not me, but most of us.

"B-b-but Biden and Harris! AOC! Pelosi! Schumer!"

Nothing on heaven or earth will move us from our servile torpor, and the GOP damn well knows it. They can and will do as they please.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (FIJ+3)

145 This is a slow work morning, which unsettles me. It means work will start pouring in any minute now and swamp me.

I think I need to get a small prayer book and keep it at my desk for these times. Taking that ride out to the St Benedict Center yesterday just brought home the realization that I need a massive change in my life and mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (2JVJo)

146
The jury has now spoken
The rule of law is so broken
It's ok to lie
To the FBI
I wonder what Jackstraw's been tokin?

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2022 08:39 AM (vrz2I)

147 Corruption. You're soaking in it.
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It's not nice to fool Constitutional Nature!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:39 AM (yikp0)

148 PSA:

Just got an email from Natchez Shooting Supplies. They have CCI small rifle standard and small rifle magnum primers. The price makes me wince but I've seen a lot higher. Just FYI.

Posted by: JTB at June 01, 2022 08:39 AM (7EjX1)

149 128 2000 Mules.
60 ballots per hour for a single 8 hour day equals 960,000 ballots.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:33 AM (12jgO)

The math in 2000 I think claims about 750k in 5 states so you are pretty much dead right.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:39 AM (yrol0)

150 Nothing on heaven or earth will move us from our servile torpor, and the GOP damn well knows it. They can and will do as they please.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (FIJ+3)


Thank you. I'm glad to see somebody else on my side.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (2JVJo)

151 Somehow, I do not see the Left halting their sacrifice of children (in or out of the womb) even if they do manage to get guns banned.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You're right. It is their most important sacrament.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (Msys3)

152 >>>Biden's WSJ note suggests he is giving the Fed primary responsibility for controlling inflation.
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He assigned the southern border to Kneepads, and that didn't work, either as a real solution or a PR solution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (fQDQk)

153 As I understand Islam, which isn't much, they don't condone statues, icons, idols, or anything that detracts from worship of Mohammed, except for Mohammeds tomb.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (12jgO)

154 I think I need to get a small prayer book and keep it at my desk for these times.
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Missal defence.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (yikp0)

155 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (2JVJo)

Me too

Posted by: 7man at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (qwO6y)

156 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:38 AM (2JVJo)

God be with you, MP4.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (88xKn)

157 I guess NYC needs to channel their inner Bernie Goetz instead of their inner Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (ifUkZ)

158 The responses to the female in peril question don't auger well for a response to the creeping dictatorship. Solzhenitsyn was right. Oh well, fields to shred this morning.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (oWBc3)

159 2000 Mules.
60 ballots per hour for a single 8 hour day equals 960,000 ballots.

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I wouldn't shed many tears if every mule who participated in this election theft was suffering notable financial hardship in Biden's abysmal economy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:41 AM (sVtYq)

160 72 WWJS?
Posted by: fd

He seems like a 12ga w/ rubber shot kinda guy to me.

Enough to knock someone down, but let them live to see the error in their ways.

Posted by: Scott_T at June 01, 2022 08:41 AM (2waQ7)

161 Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (ifUkZ)

As my Dear departed Mother would say Bernie wouldnt hit a lick and at a snake!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (yrol0)

162 NYT:

"Millions of Americans took out student loans for programs they did not complete. They would be perhaps the biggest beneficiaries of debt cancellation."

Motherfuckers! Reward people for failure!? They spit on merit; they hate excellence. Rotten filthy sonsabitches. They want to destroy everything good and worthy in the world.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (qpX6U)

163 According to CNN, the Sussman acquittal means Hillary did not frame trump.

But what is clear is that the Sussman allegation, which was by far the most high-profile output of Durham's probe to date, amounts to a huge swing and a miss by the special counsel.
The Point: It's always been hard to line up Trump's wild claims about the seriousness of the Durham investigation with its output. Never has that disparity been more stark than today.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


The takeaway, regardless of all the bullshit?

Hillary is legally innocent.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (Ior/p)

164 The split is growing daily. The majority of states now have some form of constitutional carry laws on their books. The DC government is in process of gun abolition. What will be the outcome of this most important split?

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (Vr12I)

165 I guess NYC needs to channel their inner Bernie Goetz instead of their inner Bernie Sanders.
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Would Bernie Sanders give you spare change from five houses??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:43 AM (yikp0)

166 I think as a nation we need to ban hoodies. Nothing good happens in a hoodie.
Posted by: Puddinhead


*******

Bill Belichick's multiple Super Bowl rings would like a word...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 08:43 AM (cPDW+)

167 The only utility I can see coming from Durham and his prosecutions is creating a sort of extra-procedural/quasi governmental IG report/document.

We on this blog know everything that occurred and who all of the players were but the general public largely doesn't.


Other than that, none of the Coup conspirators will face justice and Hillary Clinton was such a minor player in the Coup.

I don't think she's going to run though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (pMCzA)

168 Biden's slip up/talk about 9mm gives away the real goal in my opinion. It's not about ARs, it's about all firearm ownership in general.

Posted by: Mainah at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (B+qrE)

169 According to cnn idiots my Ruger PC 9mm carbine is an "assault weapon". It has a hand grip and accepts "large capacity" magazines.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (bVYXr)

170 An important distinction here on the Uvalde shooting -- There's this Arredondo turd, whom is the school district police chief (and soon to be sworn in as city councilman). The total size of the department is 7 people; 4 officers, 1 detective, 1 something or another, and Chief Turd. There are 8 public schools within the school district. Their school ranking? 1/10 in TX. Bottom of the pile.

The regular city of Uvalde police department has 37 sworn officers, led by police chief Daniel Rodriguez per their FB page.

Little wonder they were at least partially standing around scratching their asses because no one knew who was in charge of the scene. Arredondo didn't show up there AFAIK.

I hope this clears that bit up y'all. Morning.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (F0YaR)

171 164 The split is growing daily. The majority of states now have some form of constitutional carry laws on their books. The DC government is in process of gun abolition. What will be the outcome of this most important split?
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (Vr12I)

I believe SCOTUS will strike many current concealed weapons laws. That will be a fun fill time of wailing and gnashing of teeth. MOAR POPCORN!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (yrol0)

172 As I understand Islam, which isn't much, they don't condone statues, icons, idols, or anything that detracts from worship of Mohammed, except for Mohammeds tomb.

What about the Dome of the Rock?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (AHeqJ)

173 "Modern people are unwilling to believe in G-d..."

Most "moderns" have been TAUGHT to not believe. IMO.

Of course the morphing of the First Amendment from ""Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..." to "Separation of Church and State" to "Separation of God from Society" helped along this lack of teaching.

Posted by: Flyover, mostly lurking, sometimes commenting at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (Rbu5d)

174 I believe SCOTUS will strike many current concealed weapons laws. That will be a fun fill time of wailing and gnashing of teeth. MOAR POPCORN!

News Flash: There is a shortage on popcorn.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (AHeqJ)

175 169 According to cnn idiots my Ruger PC 9mm carbine is an "assault weapon". It has a hand grip and accepts "large capacity" magazines.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (bVYXr)

Now do feet and hammers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (yrol0)

176 The takeaway, regardless of all the bullshit?

Hillary is legally innocent.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:42 AM (Ior/p)
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I think the real takeaway is that Hillary is untouchable. Sussman was as high as the prosecution was allowed to go. The rejection of his guilt sends a very clear message that the prosecution should aim for lower fruit, if they ever want to claim a single scalp.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (YIVH2)

177 166 I think as a nation we need to ban hoodies. Nothing good happens in a hoodie.
Posted by: Puddinhead

*******

Bill Belichick's multiple Super Bowl rings would like a word...
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Well, he is a hobbit. Its how they dress. And he cuts off the sleeves cuz weird.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (ifUkZ)

178 CHANGESchools to Make Kids Eat Bugs in Climate Change Brainwashing 'Experiment'
You'll eat the bugs and you'll be happy.
*******
Eventually you'll get a group called PETB. People for the Ethical Treatment of Bugs.

The wackos on left are never satisfied.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

179 The takeaway, regardless of all the bullshit?

Hillary is legally innocent.
Posted by: rickb223

My takeaway is that no single American has been more damaging to rule of law than that woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (12jgO)

180 It's post-Constitutional America. It whets Poo Tin's appetite and he just might go for it.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (YQSpA)

181 Thank you, J.J. You are our Alexis de Tocqueville. Hope the move preps are gong smoothly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

182 The US Gov't doesn't serve the needs of the people. It serves the needs of its members and sponsors.

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (geLO8)

183 Re: Uvalde Completely Coincedental Shooting

So now the lady who bravely propped opened the door right before the shooter arrived and wandered arrived for twelve minutes says she "slammed" it shut when she saw what was happening.

Did anyone ever ask or explain how she did that?

Because that's not how pneumatic soft-close devices work. You can't "slam" those doors.

They can be prevented from closing all the way if someone stands there and lets it almost completely close but stops it before it trips the latch, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (HQPbJ)

184 I did not lose any sleep over Sussman's verdict. Or Hillary or Obama or Strozk or any other guilty, but free, individual. I understand fully just how far gone we are, and how none of them will ever face a moment of the true justice they so deserve. The corruption of the federal government is that deep. There was no chance anyone would be held to account. And I knew that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (sVtYq)

185 Anyone see the NPR report that a .223 can decapitate an adult? News to me.

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 08:46 AM (vwnAA)

186 Does the militia need to be better regulated?

Posted by: Steve at June 01, 2022 08:47 AM (tQaaD)

187 God be with you, MP4.
Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (88xKn)


Thank you. I want to change, but don't know where or how to start, so am struggling my way through with the prayer and meditation books I have. On my desk right now is My Way of Life, a 1970 book from the Confraternity of the Precious Blood designed as a "guide to greater peace of mind and increased spiritual vitality." It's not something to dip into at spare moments, though.

I have a large collection of old (pre Vatican II) books, so at lunch I'm going to see if any are what I can use during down moments.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 08:47 AM (2JVJo)

188 I just heard a "raising awareness" commercial on the radio imploring dumbasses to remove infants from the back seat of their cars in the summertime and that 23 kids died in 2021 because they were left in cars and overheated and died.

But my guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:48 AM (HQPbJ)

189 As I understand Islam, which isn't much, they don't condone statues, icons, idols, or anything that detracts from worship of Mohammed allah, except for Mohammeds tomb.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:40 AM (12jgO)


FIFY.
And yeah, that's exactly the point.
It doesn't matter what you think or want, our religion says it must go so it must go.

Same with leftists.

We keeping talking about rules and civility and history and why there are "fences" there. They don't care. Those aren't "their's" so they must be destroyed.

That's why the Left does nothing but destroy. It offers nothing, nothing at all, except the thrill of the sledgehammer and bonfire.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 08:48 AM (5NkmN)

190 Anyone see the NPR report that a .223 can decapitate an adult? News to me.

They assume that the decapitator has the chainsaw bayonet attachment deployed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 08:48 AM (AHeqJ)

191 The WEF wants us to eat seaweed because it is carbon negative.

Dumbasses don't realize that it is carbon negative because it absorbs CO2 out of the seawater and sequesters it on the sea floor when it dies. That goes out the window when you harvest, transport, package, prepare, and eat it. Not to mention the farming operation to grow it for the masses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:48 AM (12jgO)

192 Regular gas is now at 5.03 in Kenilworth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2022 08:48 AM (pMCzA)

193 I just heard a "raising awareness" commercial on the radio imploring dumbasses to remove infants from the back seat of their cars in the summertime and that 23 kids died in 2021 because they were left in cars and overheated and died.

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So where are they supposed to go? The roof?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:49 AM (sVtYq)

194 #183 And pretty unlucky that the gunman chose the one door in the entire school that was malfunctioning, eh?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:49 AM (yikp0)

195 And pretty unlucky that the gunman chose the one door in the entire school that was malfunctioning, eh?

*

Lucky for him that she happened to open it a minute before he parked nearby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:50 AM (HQPbJ)

196 Have a great day, everyone.

We are the torch of American Enlightenment. May our truths catch fire in a child's mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

197 So where are they supposed to go? The roof?

That is for the dog. Just don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2022 08:50 AM (AHeqJ)

198 Well, he is a hobbit. Its how they dress. And he cuts off the sleeves cuz weird.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 08:45 AM (ifUkZ)

I thot he was punking under armor or whoever as he was told he had to wear that brand.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:51 AM (yrol0)

199 I just heard a "raising awareness" commercial on the radio imploring dumbasses to remove infants from the back seat of their cars in the summertime and that 23 kids died in 2021 because they were left in cars and overheated and died.


They say to put something important in the back seat like a laptop.

Tells you what they think is more important than a kid.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:51 AM (Ior/p)

200 >>So where are they supposed to go? The roof?

That is for the dog. Just don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Mitt Romney



and Aunt Edna

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 08:52 AM (geLO8)

201 I just heard a "raising awareness" commercial on the radio imploring dumbasses to remove infants from the back seat of their cars in the summertime and that 23 kids died in 2021 because they were left in cars and overheated and died.
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So where are they supposed to go? The roof?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 08:49 AM (sVtYq)
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One more reason why should ban all cars! (except those allowed for use by the Elite, of course).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:52 AM (YIVH2)

202 186 Does the militia need to be better regulated?
Posted by: Steve

Yes. Drill this weekend on my property.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:52 AM (12jgO)

203 Doesn't make a difference, but I should point out that those doors use hydraulic closers not pneumatic.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (Pu/aU)

204 Thankfully the left's green wet dream is unachievable. The harder they push for all electric the harder reality pushes back at them. Without carbon and uranium there will never be enough electricity to power even American energy needs and even that won't replace diesel and kerosene needs and coal as a baseline fuel.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (YQSpA)

205 It's neat how she needed to prop it open with a rock to keep it from locking because it was apparently the most reliably locking door in the school, but it malfunctioned right when she needed the shooter needed to get in.

Also I like how she had to go outside to call 911 about a car wreck. There were no landline phones in the school, you understand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (HQPbJ)

206 So in the future when ARs are banned, children names will be pulled by a computer and they will be ask to report to a selected point for a school massacre.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (yrol0)

207 They assume that the decapitator has the chainsaw bayonet attachment deployed.

Silly me! Totes forgot about that.

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (vwnAA)

208 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate

https://tinyurl.com/3z4sxs99

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

209 The WEF wants us to eat seaweed because it is carbon negative.

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The WEF wants us to eat seaweed because they want to eat meat. Its not even that they want all the meat for themselves. They just don't want the serfs to have meat.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 01, 2022 08:54 AM (sX1BW)

210 Thankfully the left's green wet dream is unachievable. The harder they push for all electric the harder reality pushes back at them. Without carbon and uranium there will never be enough electricity to power even American energy needs and even that won't replace diesel and kerosene needs and coal as a baseline fuel.
Posted by: torabora

Won't stop them from trying.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:54 AM (Ior/p)

211 The WEF wants us to eat seaweed

*******

Kelp me, Rhonda. Kelp, kelp me Rhonda!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 08:54 AM (cPDW+)

212 Belichick cuts the sleeves off because he doesn't like the NFL telling him how to dress for the sidelines during games

or so I read

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 08:54 AM (geLO8)

213 Green policies are for the little people, VIP get the petrol

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (/6GbT)

214 Isn't the traditional Mob execution a .22 slug to the head of the kneeling victim? I don't recall any of those being described as decapitations.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (yikp0)

215 The timeline is still wacky, btw.

The door was propped open one minute before the crash, but the teacher went outside to call 911 to report the crash?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (HQPbJ)

216 Anyone see the NPR report that a .223 can decapitate an adult?

Yeah, but can it blow a lung out?

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (88xKn)

217 Huck Follywood @ 123-
Is that koran or hadith? I'd like a reference on that one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (gktX6)

218 Thankfully the left's green wet dream is unachievable. The harder they push for all electric the harder reality pushes back at them. Without carbon and uranium there will never be enough electricity to power even American energy needs and even that won't replace diesel and kerosene needs and coal as a baseline fuel.
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (YQSpA)
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Not to mention all of the other petroleum byproducts that we rely on to maintain our current level of civilization. Their "wet dream" is to destroy civilization and reduce us to a medieval society (at best) where we are ruled over by technocratic overlords. It's fine for a science fiction story. Not so fine for real life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:56 AM (YIVH2)

219 BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate
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oh no! people are acting human again! this must be stopped.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 08:56 AM (w0NJk)

220 ugh!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 08:56 AM (w0NJk)

221 Thankfully the left's green wet dream is unachievable. The harder they push for all electric the harder reality pushes back at them. Without carbon and uranium there will never be enough electricity to power even American energy needs and even that won't replace diesel and kerosene needs and coal as a baseline fuel.

*

They don't care. Seriously, they couldn't care less. Look at the Russian sanctions. They haven't hurt Russia one bit, and we're paying $5/gallon. They could end the Russian sanctions today and lower our gas prices and they won't.

The only people hurt by the sanctions have been Americans.

There's a lesson there if you'll look for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:56 AM (HQPbJ)

222 I have a large collection of old (pre Vatican II) books, so at lunch I'm going to see if any are what I can use during down moments.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Also, while not a prayer book, an old Baltimore Catechism (again pre-Vatican II) may be helpful. It's loads of fun to peruse the short Q&As of items we think we know and ponder the explanations and how they apply for the day.

In any case, good luck.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (Msys3)

223 I come here and eff everything up right away!

I'm like a biden or something sheesh

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (w0NJk)

224 BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate

https://tinyurl.com/3z4sxs99

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM


They are only doing it because the judge said that unelected bureaucrats do not have the power to issue national mandates, that power rests solely with congress. And team democrat will not let that power be taken away willingly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (bVYXr)

225 Yeah, but can it blow a lung out?

Only if it’s shot from a high capacity magazine which the founders never envisioned.

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (vwnAA)

226 There's a lesson there if you'll look for it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:56 AM (HQPbJ)

They hate us?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (yrol0)

227 Huck Follywood @ 123-
Is that koran or hadith? I'd like a reference on that one.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM (gktX6)
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From the linked article, it's a hadith and a fairly well-sourced one, apparently. Meaning that is carries a fair amount of weight in the Islamic world. And it's all kinds of awkward because of how it portrays their prophet coupling with demons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (YIVH2)

228 Not to mention all of the other petroleum byproducts that we rely on to maintain our current level of civilization. Their "wet dream" is to destroy civilization and reduce us to a medieval society (at best) where we are ruled over by technocratic overlords. It's fine for a science fiction story. Not so fine for real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Do away with petroleum and you do away with petroleum byproducts.

There won't be a techno to cratic.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (Ior/p)

229 @204 torabora-TerraPower and Bill Gates to the rescue!!! Building a nuclear power plant in Kemmerer, Wyoming.

Right wingers need to stop whining about enough electricity for electric cars. Gates has you covered

Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (0jZnq)

230 Bream a little bream of me!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (yikp0)

231 >>Schools to Make Kids Eat Bugs in Climate Change Brainwashing 'Experiment'
You'll eat the bugs and you'll be happy.


Hey - at least they are taking a break from getting them to eat cock.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (R+7Ow)

232 The timeline is still wacky, btw.

The door was propped open one minute before the crash, but the teacher went outside to call 911 to report the crash?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 08:55 AM


My take is that the teacher was out there on a smoke break with the door propped open, saw the guy crash and get out and start shooting and she panicked and left the door propped open when she ran back into the school.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (bVYXr)

233 I don't need no help, cause I eats me kelp. I'm Whopeye the Sorosman

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (gktX6)

234
Yeah, but can it blow a lung out?


Pfft. Child's play.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (5NkmN)

235 There won't be a techno to cratic.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 08:58 AM (Ior/p)

Yeah, funny how the technos don't seem to connect those dots.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (MkuC5)

236 And it's all kinds of awkward because of how it portrays their prophet coupling with demons.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

They don't want to be called demons anymore. Bigot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (12jgO)

237 Rep. Matt Gaetz: DNC Law Firm Perkins Coie Admits It Has FBI Workspace in Its DC Office and Michael Sussmann was Operating the Worksite

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (yrol0)

238 Yeah, but can it blow a lung out?

That's impossible! Believe me, I've tried!!

Posted by: Veep Throat at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (Msys3)

239 They don't want to be called demons anymore. Bigot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (12jgO)
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"angelically challenged?" What's the politically correct term for demons these days?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 09:00 AM (YIVH2)

240 My take is that the teacher was out there on a smoke break with the door propped open, saw the guy crash and get out and start shooting and she panicked and left the door propped open when she ran back into the school.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2022 08:59 AM (bVYXr)

My guess is 100% of what happened in on video. I hope someone confiscated the servers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 09:00 AM (yrol0)

241
Belichick cuts the sleeves off because he doesn't like the NFL telling him how to dress for the sidelines during games

or so I read
Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 08:54 AM


Tom Landry weeps

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2022 09:00 AM (ENBF0)

242 Tom Landry weeps

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Today's NFL would not allow Tom Landy or Hank Stram to dress as they did.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 01, 2022 09:01 AM (sX1BW)

243 Youtube; Casper Star-Tribune Bill Gates talks about new Wyoming nuclear power project

Go watch the video

Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2022 09:01 AM (0jZnq)

244 And it's all kinds of awkward because of how it portrays their prophet coupling with demons.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

They don't want to be called demons anymore. Bigot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


So we're back to calling them 9 yr olds?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 09:01 AM (Ior/p)

245 I'm a pop out and burn one. What is the worst that can happen?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:01 AM (12jgO)

246 "angelically challenged?" What's the politically correct term for demons these days?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Progressives
Activists
NGO employees
Non-profits

(there's more)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 09:02 AM (Msys3)

247 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

248 I have noticed that every mass shooting is full of, surrounded by mystery. And at some point, inquiry is stifled, or at least muted.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (Vr12I)

249 Do away with petroleum and you do away with petroleum byproducts.

There won't be a techno to cratic.


No grid means no internet which means no control.

Your enemy would only deploy an EMP if they wanted to just destroy a place they have no intention of visiting - ever. An EMP might as well be a nuclear bomb because the aftermath of a permanent electrical outage is a land of war, famine, disease and death.

Think about what it would be like if the power were out for one month. No refrigeration. No transport (fuel stations require energy to pump). No comms (means even authorities can't command and control). People would kill each other for food, because we are a specialized civilization where very few can live on their own. The smell of sewage, dead bodies, then the disease would overwhelm anyone.

No, they don't want to cut off the power. They lose all control once that is done, and they can never go back.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (AHeqJ)

250 Leftism is a disease that likely needs to be destroyed by fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

251 BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate

They really want to be demolished in November don't they ?

Posted by: McCool at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (BqBIh)

252 That meme has .50 cal nips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

253 Hank Stram always look like his suit was too small for him.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (88xKn)

254 What a nice surprise seeing the Margot Cleveland's red-pill version of the Sussmann outcome mentioned here.

At the very least, twelve DC denizens, the first of their kind, learned Alfa-Bank was a hoax.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (XBf3S)

255 As the saying goes; like rust, the left never sleeps.

The left understands and uses sacrifice to great effect. There not much they're not willing to sacrifice to meet their goals. How perverted/evil/whatever is not really the point. That's just icing on the cake. It is all about control.

The right has given up control. The conservative movement has failed to stop leftism because it tried to do so through a corrupt and broken political system... for decades with nothing but failure to show for it. The brief lulls in the march leftward were easily turned back whereas the march has never really been stopped.

The left has bastardized the political system in this country to suit their own purposes. Why the conservative movement insists on using it to further their own agenda is beyond me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (BFigT)

256 Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2022 09:03 AM (AHeqJ)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

257 Does anybody have any idea what Biden might have been trying to describe when he said a 9 mm gun can blow a lung out? It is so purely nonsensical that I can't think of something similar or analogous that he might have conflated with it. Blow your brains out? Sucking chest wound? Pneumothorax?

What was he going for?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (cPDW+)

258 Perfesser Squirrel @ 227-
Thanks, as the koran is moe's feverdreams and the hadith is from people who heard what moe said.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (gktX6)

259 My take is that the teacher was out there on a smoke break with the door propped open, saw the guy crash and get out and start shooting and she panicked and left the door propped open when she ran back into the school.
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My guess is 100% of what happened in on video. I hope someone confiscated the servers.
Posted by: rhennigantx
*

Ah, and there's the trick.

It *is* on video, and she claims to have "slammed" a pneumatic-arm self/soft-close door (the whole point of propping it open), which is impossible.

And someone linked a cop saying they confirmed via video evidence that she slammed the pneumatic soft close door.

Nope. You're all f*cking liars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (HQPbJ)

260 My take is that the teacher was out there on a smoke break with the door propped open, saw the guy crash and get out and start shooting and she panicked and left the door propped open when she ran back into the school.
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Breaking911 @Breaking911; 15h
Texas authorities: Teacher did not leave door propped open before shooter entered school; door was closed, did not lock - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:05 AM (yikp0)

261 "angelically challenged?" What's the politically correct term for demons these days?

"Democrats".

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2022 09:05 AM (AHeqJ)

262 >.Tom Landry weeps

Posted by: AltonJackson



I remember some years ago an NFL coach wore a business suit on the sidelines as a tribute to Hank Stram, who had just passed away-

the NFL fined him


think it was Jack Del Rio

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:05 AM (geLO8)

263 Catturd
@catturd2

Application to join the Biden regime ...

1) Do you hate the USA?
2) Do you want to destroy the USA?
2) Are you a low IQ, braindead dumbass?

If you answer yes to all 3 questions - you're hired.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

264 My take is that the teacher was out there on a smoke break with the door propped open, saw the guy crash and get out and start shooting and she panicked and left the door propped open when she ran back into the school.
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Breaking911 @Breaking911; 15h
Texas authorities: Teacher did not leave door propped open before shooter entered school; door was closed, did not lock - AP
Posted by: andycanuck


IT'S THE LOCK'S FAULT!

OH, SHUCKY DARN!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 09:06 AM (Ior/p)

265 Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (cPDW+)

Just remember, he was terrified by a large bunny rabbit.

Posted by: dantesed at June 01, 2022 09:06 AM (88xKn)

266 I come here and eff everything up right away!

I'm like a biden or something sheesh
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 08:57 AM (w0NJk)



Just because you're unique, it doesn't mean you're useful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

267 In breaking news, the city of Baltimore has banned the individual assembly and baking of pound cakes due to individually manufacturing and selling pound cakes assembly of privately manufactured firearms for personal use and ownership without proper federal regulations , lot tracking numbers and oversight.

Now let's do Ghost Beer kits.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (1n+EO)

268 Just because you're unique, it doesn't mean you're useful.


well I can at least be a warning to others

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (w0NJk)

269 >>Does anybody have any idea what Biden might have been trying to describe when he said a 9 mm gun can blow a lung out?


No- least of all, the confused old man himself

just spouting gibberish as he is wont to do

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (geLO8)

270
I remember some years ago an NFL coach wore a business suit on the sidelines as a tribute to Hank Stram, who had just passed away-

the NFL fined him


think it was Jack Del Rio
Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:05 AM (geLO8



What's this "NFL" you speak of?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

271 264
OH, SHUCKY DARN!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 09:06 AM (Ior/p)


I saw Shucky Darn open for Shecky Green at Grossinger's in '62. The food was terrible, and such small portions. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (s2VJv)

272 Of all the doors, he picked the one that didn't lock? Is it because he saw the teacher run in? Or did she motion for him to come to that one?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (12jgO)

273 Where have you gone Bernard Goetz?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (jOKqt)

274 Does anybody have any idea what Biden might have been trying to describe when he said a 9 mm gun can blow a lung out? It is so purely nonsensical that I can't think of something similar or analogous that he might have conflated with it. Blow your brains out? Sucking chest wound? Pneumothorax?

What was he going for?
Posted by: Muldoon


Fear.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (Ior/p)

275 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 15h
Texas authorities: Teacher did not leave door propped open before shooter entered school; door was closed, did not lock - AP

**

Weasel words to confuse the issue.

The teacher confirmed she had propped the door open with a rock. Full stop. Removing the door prop prior to trying to close the door doesn't change that it wasn't propped open. It was. It happened. It was part of the sequence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (HQPbJ)

276 The lies….oh the lies….

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (wGjs7)

277 The teacher had likely propped that door open so many times the closing mechanism no longer had the right tension to properly pull the door closed fully enough to engage the latch. And so 21 people got massacred by a psycho that should have already been placed in a loony bin.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (l7Kbv)

278
What was he going for?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:04 AM (cPDW+)



Duck fat, you pony soldier. You know THE THING!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

279 272 Of all the doors, he picked the one that didn't lock? Is it because he saw the teacher run in? Or did she motion for him to come to that one?


you sir, are doing way WAY too much thinking here!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (w0NJk)

280 273 Where have you gone Bernard Goetz?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (jOKqt)


"Woo, woo, woo."

- - Paul Kersey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (s2VJv)

281 ABC, yesterday:

"They have now determined that the teacher, who has not been identified, propped the door open with a rock, but then removed the rock and closed the door when she realized there was a shooter on campus, said Travis Considine, chief communications officer for the Texas Department of Public Safety. But, Considine said, the door that was designed to lock when shut did not lock."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (HQPbJ)

282 Uvalde shooting is rapidly climbing to the level of the Paddock shooting in terms of mystery and obfuscation.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (Vr12I)

283 172 As I understand Islam, which isn't much, they don't condone statues, icons, idols, or anything that detracts from worship of Mohammed, except for Mohammeds tomb.

What about the Dome of the Rock?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 08:44 AM (AHeqJ)

------------------------------

I don't believe worshipping Dwayne Johnson's head is permitted.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (CAJOC)

284 A .45 can knock on your front door, claim to be a delivery, then blow your lung out when you open the door.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (12jgO)

285 Does any school really need a fully automatic, high capacity double door?

Those things are deadly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2022 09:10 AM (1n+EO)

286 The food was terrible, and such small portions. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (s2VJv)

Tip your veal and try the waitresses.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at June 01, 2022 09:10 AM (yrol0)

287 What about the Dome of the Rock?
Posted by: Reuben Hick

I think that is useful as a thumb in the eye of Christians.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:10 AM (12jgO)

288 281 ABC, yesterday:

"They have now determined that the teacher, who has not been identified, propped the door open with a rock, but then removed the rock and closed the door when she realized there was a shooter on campus, said Travis Considine, chief communications officer for the Texas Department of Public Safety. But, Considine said, the door that was designed to lock when shut did not lock."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (HQPbJ)

Word salad. Typical.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:11 AM (Vr12I)

289 284 A .45 can knock on your front door, claim to be a delivery, then blow your lung out when you open the door.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (12jgO)

Makes a landshark seem like a puppy!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at June 01, 2022 09:11 AM (yrol0)

290 "But this is a 44 Magnum- the most powerful handgun in the world- and can blow your lungs clean out..."

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:11 AM (geLO8)

291 off

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 09:11 AM (yrol0)

292 Thank you, JJ.
Not looking forward to today's thumbs in the eye from uniparty Inc.

Posted by: The Biden Abomination That Causes Desolation at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (jV+aN)

293 The Dome of the Rock can double as a fortress and weapons depot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (wGjs7)

294 Catturd has a great podcast. In the litter box

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (vwnAA)

295 ABC, yesterday:

"They have now determined that the teacher, who has not been identified, propped the door open with a rock, but then removed the rock and closed the door when she realized there was a shooter on campus, said Travis Considine, chief communications officer for the Texas Department of Public Safety. But, Considine said, the door that was designed to lock when shut did not lock."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:09 AM (HQPbJ)



The door was unlocked by a democrat who was fully aware of the kid and his intentions and wanted to do what was necessary to ramp up gun control. It's OK because after all, the ends justify the means.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

296 272 Of all the doors, he picked the one that didn't lock? Is it because he saw the teacher run in? Or did she motion for him to come to that one?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:08 AM (12jgO)


iirc, his grandmother worked at that school. He may have known the door wouldn't lock.

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (Vg5Sd)

297 Lassen College just got rid of their library. Put the books in unheated storage... Eight years ago. Supposedly they can be accessed by request but it's just a matter of time before they're memory holed. The local wood burning power plant used to burn books but that closed too.

"We live in interesting times" said my bar stool mate back in my drinking days. He's gone too.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (YQSpA)

298 What was he going for?
------------------------------
He claimed .22s stayed in one piece and were easy to remove then made the 9mm blown-out lungs statement.

Maybe he was thinking of hollowpoints and not 9mm??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (yikp0)

299 Part 1 of 2
Cleveland: "...it would ignore the valuable information exposed related to the broader Spygate scandal. Using that gauge as a measure, the special counsel’s office succeeded wildly."
J.J.: "....her work has been invaluable and in time, will serve as an accurate timeline and testament to what brought down the nation. But her conclusion, along with others, insofar as the insult of a rigged jury finding Clinton mouthpiece Michael Sussmann not guilty is just way off, to say the least."

Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (VhE0u)

300 2 of 2
The problem that you correctly described in the account of the NYC subway rider whose predicament was ignored by other commuters who merely whipped out their cell phones is precisely what you and I, and many, many others have done right here on this blog. Just whip out our keyboards so we can let the world know of the injustice, but then do nothing about it. In fact, let's just ridicule those of us who see the bigger picture and are not willing to give up on this country. The problems are enormous, and I'm not sure what the solutions are, but I do know that boasting "I told you nothing would happen" is more damaging than anything the leftists could accomplish on they own. In fact, it empowers them.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (VhE0u)

301 The teacher had likely propped that door open so many times the closing mechanism no longer had the right tension to properly pull the door closed fully enough to engage the latch.

**

Nah, they wouldn't use a rock if that were the case. Even teachers can figure out when something doesn't work well enough to not bother going to the extra effort to tuck a rock in between the door and frame.

She put that rock there because the door would lock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (HQPbJ)

302 What about the Dome of the Rock?
Posted by: Reuben Hick



Isn't that where Dr. Goodspeed saved San Francisco from the chemical attack?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

303 293 The Dome of the Rock can double as a fortress and weapons depot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (wGjs7)

Judges would have also accept school or hospital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (yrol0)

304 I am sure it was against policy for teachers to prop doors and smoke during school hours. And I am willing to be everyone knew she was doing it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (12jgO)

305 Brandon is sub 40 approval and the gop is going to give him a massive gun grab. Because it is who they are.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (qOLic)

306 Why would a teacher be propping a door open in South Texas in late May anyway?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 09:14 AM (KFhLj)

307 ------------------------------
He claimed .22s stayed in one piece and were easy to remove then made the 9mm blown-out lungs statement.

Maybe he was thinking of hollowpoints and not 9mm??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (yikp0)



He's spongebrain shitpants. There's know way to know WHAT he was thinking because he's broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

308 Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) joined Tucker Carlson to break the news tonight that DNC law firm Perkins Coie has an “FBI workspace” in its DC offices.

And Attorney Michael Sussmann is in charge of this FBI workspace.


An FBI-DNC SCIF at Perkins Coie. Not a good look.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (S4oWs)

309 Using that gauge as a measure, the special counsel’s office succeeded wildly.

So JackStraw is actually Margot Cleveland?

As I asked yesterday - in what way does the Sussmann trial advance the cause of Trump, the Right, or Republicans? Oh it succeeded wildly in telling us things we already knew. That Hillary's campaign was behind it all. And the consequence? None. No one in the Hillary campaign is going to be indicted after Sussmann. Sussmann is saying that he is vindicated after having been falsely accused. And the media is dutifully ignoring all the wildly successful stuff.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (9otr5)

310 There IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Z90.2
Acquired absence of lung
history of pneumonectomy

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (cPDW+)

311 It's a kooky konspiracy theory to believe that the exact same people who actively killed hundreds of thousand of elderly Americans in order to remove Trump from office would also actively kill 18 little kids in order to remove guns from private ownership a couple of years later.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (HQPbJ)

312 "Why would a teacher be propping a door open in South Texas in late May anyway?"

Best I could come up with would be placing an object at the base of the frame to prevent the door from closing the final inch or two.

A rock would work. Or a small block of wood, that everyone who smoked knew about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (1n+EO)

313 Good morning!

Re: Biden trying to reinstate mask on plane travel -- traveled recently and noticed a huge difference. Flight was delayed, plane packed full, then I sat down and was surrounded by a few babies and kids. The perfect storm for frayed nerves and angry passengers. Except...people were relaxed, we could smile and play peekaboo with the little ones as they peered over their seats or mom's shoulder, etc.. The flight attendants were back to their usual friendly and personable manner.

We could relate to eachother, exchange a knowing smile with a young mom or a goofy face with a kid, because NO MASKS!

We cannot go back. We lose too much when we can't have these little yet important connections with those around us.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (z6mur)

314 >> Just whip out our keyboards so we can let the world know of the injustice, but then do nothing about it. ...

Posted by: IrishEi


by God you're right
I should go to NYC and shoot the guy

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (geLO8)

315 An FBI-DNC SCIF at Perkins Coie. Not a good look.
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (S4oWs)

We’re so completely fucking boned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (wGjs7)

316 301 The teacher had likely propped that door open so many times the closing mechanism no longer had the right tension to properly pull the door closed fully enough to engage the latch.

**

Nah, they wouldn't use a rock if that were the case. Even teachers can figure out when something doesn't work well enough to not bother going to the extra effort to tuck a rock in between the door and frame.

She put that rock there because the door would lock.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (HQPbJ)

Even that most basic access control system had Door Open Too Long alarms back in 1988. Most start beeping at the reader at 30 seconds. In schools I also used a local alarm with 95 dB piezo audible sounder.

About as loud as a smoke detector.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (yrol0)

317 Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (cPDW+)

318 I am sure it was against policy for teachers to prop doors and smoke during school hours. And I am willing to be everyone knew she was doing it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:13 AM (12jgO)



She went to her car to get something and propped the door open with a rock. Supposedly, video shows she kicked the rock out and closed the door as it was known the doors were locked, therefore she propped it open for the short time she was outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

319 I am sure it was against policy for teachers to prop doors and smoke during school hours. And I am willing to be everyone knew she was doing it.
*

Hundreds of government employee failures all up and down the chain.

But the guns in your safe are the reason those kids died.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (HQPbJ)

320 FJB is angry and perplexed that his approval is below Trump. Thinks it is because Dems aren't saying enough good things about him on the news. Trump had a 24/7 pan media negative publicity campaign for the past 6 years and he is still more popular than FJB.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (12jgO)

321 Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (cPDW+)



I would say his wife, but the tits are too small.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

322 Why would a teacher be propping a door open in South Texas in late May anyway?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 09:14 AM (KFhLj)

Smoke break or sexting her boyfriend/girlfriend/heshe...

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (RQN3O)

323 BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate

https://tinyurl.com/3z4sxs99
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
=====================
The interviewee immediately responds by saying the masks themselves aren't important as a disease prevention tool, what is important is "preserving the public health powers".

Explicitly, she says controlling citizens is what is important.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (4ocrO)

324 Maybe he was thinking of hollowpoints and not 9mm??
------------------
Thinking of hollowpoints mushrooming out that is, not that they can actually blow out a lung.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (yikp0)

325 Abortion is legal in Israel approved by the Rabinical Court. In the Bible the penalty for causing a miscarriage is only 2 shekels, payable to the father

Posted by: Steve at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (tQaaD)

326 Biden speaks inauthentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (OzNIz)

327 Maybe he was thinking of hollowpoints and not 9mm??

It just seems oddly specific for someone just barely hanging on to sentience. Orders to the groomers to start giving out some 9mm?

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (S4oWs)

328 315 An FBI-DNC SCIF at Perkins Coie. Not a good look.
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (S4oWs)

We’re so completely fucking boned.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:16 AM (wGjs7)

A DNC operative can use the FBI dbase to look up someone for 1) compromise, 2) blackmail, and/or 3) dirty (wet) work.

How do you think they found the dude to murder Seth?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (yrol0)

329 "Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?"

Divine, in Pink Flamingo.

John Waters movie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (1n+EO)

330 Still trying to get my mind around a bullet blowing out your lungs. Joe is a font of jackassery that knows no limits. I would agree that a 105mm shell could do it but 105 shells require one hell of a pistol.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 09:18 AM (ifUkZ)

331 Hundreds of government employee failures all up and down the chain.


Too many to count. Can't hold any single person accountable. The only solution is to take all the guns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (12jgO)

332 Even that most basic access control system had Door Open Too Long alarms back in 1988. Most start beeping at the reader at 30 seconds. In schools I also used a local alarm with 95 dB piezo audible sounder.

*

Now that's a good observation. I wouldn't doubt at all if it was tied to a central control system in the main office, and that was a way to defeat it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (HQPbJ)

333 317 Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (cPDW+)

======

Devine from Pink Flamingos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

334 63 did anyone actually believe that Sussman would be convicted ?

(slightly raises hand from far back in the audience)

I thought (stupidly) that even committed liberals would feel forced to come to the obvious conclusion that he was guilty and sacrifice one of their own in order to retain a shred of credibility. Of course, I was the guy who bought a full sized pickup with a 4 cylinder engine, so what could I possibly know about anything.

Posted by: jwest at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (/BlEx)

335 >>He claimed .22s stayed in one piece and were easy to remove then made the 9mm blown-out lungs statement.



Joe Biden has talked shit his entire public career. Now he talks shit AND has Alzheimer's. He is just spewing incomprehensible nonsense.

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (geLO8)

336 What's this "NFL" you speak of?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)


An America-hating organization that too many people - including so-called rock 'em, sock 'em, crawl-over-broken-glass-for-Trump 'conervatives' still patronize.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (2JVJo)

337 Todays photoshop is a bad dream.

I'm starting to see the silver lining in elementary school drag shows: Put that thing in front of a fifth grade assembly and all those kids would be scared heterosexual for life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:19 AM (4ocrO)

338 Why would a teacher be propping a door open in South Texas in late May anyway?

And prop it open again after somebody closed it?

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (S4oWs)

339 Mornin' Horde. Fun fact, Father's Day is June 19th. Watch that uncomfortable irony get completely ignored.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (OUMaO)

340 Acquired absence of lung
history of pneumonectomy
--------------------------
No one needs two lungs!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0)

341 So JackStraw is actually Margot Cleveland?

As I asked yesterday - in what way does the Sussmann trial advance the cause of Trump, the Right, or Republicans? Oh it succeeded wildly in telling us things we already knew. That Hillary's campaign was behind it all. And the consequence? None. No one in the Hillary campaign is going to be indicted after Sussmann. Sussmann is saying that he is vindicated after having been falsely accused. And the media is dutifully ignoring all the wildly successful stuff.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (9otr5)

-------

The Durham "investigation" was and is a continuation of the Deep State disinformation squirrel op known as Q Anon to hold out false hope for some segment of the right and distract from what really needs to be done to effect change. #TrustThePlan

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (TZivQ)

342 Devine from Pink Flamingos.

*

Who everyone used to rightfully recognize as a f*cking freak, and watch the movies accordingly.

Now Devine is normal and protected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (HQPbJ)

343 I remember when my grandpappy and me usedta go deer huntin' in Scranto. I'd say: Pops, can I bring my 9mm? Pops would tell me, 'No son.' The 9mm will blow the lungs outta the deer and that would be a wasta' meat. So he handed me the double barrelled shotgun and that's how I got my first deer. Swear ta God, true story. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Sponge Brain Poop Pants at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (OzNIz)

344 Posted by: Steve

Then move to Israel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (12jgO)

345 310 There IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Z90.2
Acquired absence of lung
history of pneumonectomy
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (cPDW+)

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So, can you be charged with practicing medicine without a license if you shoot someone with a 9mm and "blow out a lung"?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (CAJOC)

346 But the guns in your safe are the reason those kids died.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (HQPbJ)

Damn right!!!
- Miss Lindsey and the rest of the GOP leadership

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (qOLic)

347 342 Who everyone used to rightfully recognize as a f*cking freak, and watch the movies accordingly.

Now Devine is normal and protected.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (HQPbJ)

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Celebrated. There's a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (LvTSG)

348 @bennyjohnson
BREAKING: Tyrannical Biden Administration SUES to force masking on planes AGAIN after based judge SHUT DOWN their mandate

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Want another answer, ask another judge!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (sVtYq)

349 Jews in the main vote Democrat out of fear. I have a good friend who was taught in Hebrew School at a very young age in the 1980s about the Holocaust. Along with the atrocities, they were taught that Hitler was running a white supremacist *Christian* race war, and persecuting the Jews in a long line of historical persecuters.

They are afraid of Christians. Republicans are the Party of Christians. And so they vote accordingly. Yes this is a generalization, but everything on a subject like this is. Any article that doesn't address it is sadly misguided.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (ojmde)

350 Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (cPDW+)


No, the body is Divine, from a John Waters movie I can't remember the name of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (2JVJo)

351 340 Acquired absence of lung
history of pneumonectomy
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No one needs two lungs!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0)

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We need common sense lung control!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (CAJOC)

352 No, the body is Divine, from a John Waters movie I can't remember the name of.


Pink Flamingos

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (w0NJk)

353 Pretty low rent troll today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (12jgO)

354 An FBI-DNC SCIF at Perkins Coie. Not a good look.
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:15 AM (S4oWs)


Yeah?

So someone will pay a price for it?

Narrator: No one will pay a price for it.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (9otr5)

355 350 Is that P-shop Biden's face on Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:17 AM (cPDW+)

No, the body is Divine, from a John Waters movie I can't remember the name of.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (2JVJo)


Pink Flamingos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (s2VJv)

356 352 No, the body is Divine, from a John Waters movie I can't remember the name of.


Pink Flamingos
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (w0NJk)

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It is intentionally unpleasant. I've seen it once and never want to watch it again. I think the working title was, "Screw with the Squares."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (LvTSG)

357 Pretty low rent troll today.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (12jgO)



All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

358 Hundreds of government employee failures all up and down the chain.

Too many to count. Can't hold any single person accountable. The only solution is to take all the guns.


Stand your ground, Citizen! There's a government operation underway!

Posted by: The Uvalde Perimeter at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (S4oWs)

359 >>I thought (stupidly) that even committed liberals would feel forced to come to the obvious conclusion that he was guilty and sacrifice one of their own in order to retain a shred of credibility.


nah, these people have no conscience
winning is everything
the ONLY thing

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (geLO8)

360
Dog the Bounty Hunter with tits was Dog's wife, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (s2VJv)

361 353 Pretty low rent troll today.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (12jgO)

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I'll try harder. Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (LvTSG)

362 Dems are already saying red flag laws are just the start. And the real goal is gun bans. They are telling Miss Lindsey he is getting played in the open. And still he is goin ahead with it. Because the gop is a garbage party populated by garbage people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:23 AM (qOLic)

363 "They are afraid of Christians. Republicans are the Party of Christians. And so they vote accordingly. Yes this is a generalization, but everything on a subject like this is. Any article that doesn't address it is sadly misguided."

As a conservative Jew who has known too many knee-jerk Democrat voting Jews, I sadly rate this as Mostly True.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2022 09:23 AM (OzNIz)

364 We have panic bar doors on the perimeter of the gymnasium. The kids learned to leave a small stone at the hinge corner. That would allow the door to close but hold it open just enough to keep the door from latching shut locked. Loose hinge screws have same effect.

Then they could get in late at night and play basketball.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (YQSpA)

365 >>>As I asked yesterday - in what way does the Sussmann trial advance the cause of Trump, the Right, or Republicans?
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It was a negative. Not just for the reasons I talked about in @8, but (on a practical level) because white affluent females, Biden's only remaining supporters, are now morally certain Hillary is snow-white innocent while Trump remains the devil incarnate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (4ocrO)

366 Pink Flamingos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:22 AM (s2VJv)

Divine - ate a piece of shit
Biden - is a piece of shit

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (HsAzN)

367 This thing about Biden and the 9mm.

It's just blather. He doesn't care what he says he just says stuff, and the thing is his followers are all "ooh that is right!" Its worse than the Emperor has no clothes, the Emperor has no brain. And everyone has to pretend that he does.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (9otr5)

368 Okay, question of the day; would being ruled by Hitler be better than being ruled by Biden and the guy that animates Biden?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (ifUkZ)

369 Pink Flamingos
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:21 AM (w0NJk)


Thanks.

I've always found Waters to be an unpleasant person. Frankly, the worst Ray Dennis Steckler movie is more 'transgressive' than any Waters flick.

Waters must have creamed himself with glee when Hairspray was turned into a Broadway musical.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

370 Republicans support Israel.
Democrats hate Israel.
So it makes 100% sense that Jews vote 90% Democrat.

Wait what????

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (qOLic)

371 It is intentionally unpleasant. I've seen it once and never want to watch it again. I think the working title was, "Screw with the Squares."


Pink Flamingos is stupid and awful. I saw it IN COLLEGE. eye-opening for me at least, ugh. they used to show films like that to the students... in Annenberg! they showed that ...and Debbie Does Dallas! not Citizen Kane or anything.

the vaunted Ivies.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (w0NJk)

372

Democrats love Israel! **



** Scott Israel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (s2VJv)

373 The problems are enormous, and I'm not sure what the solutions are, but I do know that boasting "I told you nothing would happen" is more damaging than anything the leftists could accomplish on they own. In fact, it empowers them.

We can't discuss reality, it's verboten. You know what you see in that video. You know the problem. You know the solution. Yet you also know the consequences, be it legally or societally.

But yet you say "You aren't sure what the solutions are." Are you truthful when you say, "I can't think of anything that would prevent that?" You know that you can, but you can't say it.

So the right-thinking person says to himself "I am not even allowed by those who are vexed by the problems along with me to even discuss the problem and the solution. Therefor, while they serve at the behest of the problem, I watch indifferently, protecting only those nearest and dearest to me." I'm different then the people in the subway. I wouldn't even bother to video it on my cell phone.




Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (jOKqt)

374 Most people only read headlines. The headlines say Hillary is innocent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (qOLic)

375 Enforcement of gun bans/confiscation will require state and local authorities doing the leg work. That is when matters will get sticky.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (Vr12I)

376 Dems are already saying red flag laws are just the start. And the real goal is gun bans. They are telling Miss Lindsey he is getting played in the open. And still he is goin ahead with it. Because the gop is a garbage party populated by garbage people.

And because they know the "you don't want the Dems to win, do you? You HAVE to vote for us!" card still works on a majority of GOP voters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (2JVJo)

377 Dems are already saying red flag laws are just the start. And the real goal is gun bans.

Everyone knows this. The GOPe knows this. The GOPe agrees with it, but they are still trying the pretense of opposition party.

The Left wanted a gun ban, but we limited it to universal background checks and red flags without due process! Fight for YOU!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (12jgO)

378 Biden's only remaining supporters, are now morally certain Hillary is snow-white innocent while Trump remains the devil incarnate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (4ocrO)


I think it is worse than that. They don't care whether Hillary is snow-white innocent. They APPROVE of her criminality because it was in service of taking down Trump.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (9otr5)

379 the worst Ray Dennis Steckler movie

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!

for. the. win.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (HsAzN)

380 371 ...and Debbie Does Dallas! not Citizen Kane or anything.

the vaunted Ivies.
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (w0NJk)


"Debbie Does Dallas" was actually shot at the Brooklyn College athletic field in '78-'79. Right about the time I was there, oddly enough.

Also, the classic "SNL" skit "Battle of the T&A Stars."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (s2VJv)

381
I think it is worse than that. They don't care whether Hillary is snow-white innocent. They APPROVE of her criminality because it was in service of taking down Trump.
Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (9otr5)



Orange sales are down significantly because everyone knows that orange is bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

382 As I asked yesterday - in what way does the Sussmann trial advance the cause of Trump, the Right, or Republicans?

I'd say the main one is that the Clinton attorney-client privilege scam was pierced for all succeeding trials (which won't be in DC).

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (S4oWs)

383 FNC says America is now sending "advanced rocket systems", helicopters and other weaponry to Ukraine. Presumably, soldiers and airmen too, since who can learn to fly a Blackhawk over the weekend?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (4ocrO)

384 So, measuring Durham’s performance by the outcome in United States v. Sussmann would be a mistake.

Oh FFS. Durham is 100% failure theater to keep the rubes from getting too upset.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

385 Orange sales are down significantly because everyone knows that orange is bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

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Anita Bryant hardest hit

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (VJsqe)

386 Debbie Does Dallas!
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That is a classic. Up there with Behind the Green Door.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (ifUkZ)

387 375 Enforcement of gun bans/confiscation will require state and local authorities doing the leg work. That is when matters will get sticky.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:26 AM (Vr12I)


If we have the same caliber of cops as Uvalde and Broward County, then it shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (s2VJv)

388 The shooter broke the law when he tried to get an acquaintance to buy a gun for him before he was 18. That implies he had money from somewhere then too. 16 hours a week at Wendy's isn't going to explain what he ended up buying.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (YQSpA)

389 Has any Cuck in the gop “leadership” defended gun owners? Any of them point out that the shooter was a fucking nut job who tortured cats and cut his face and still nobody said boo to him? No of course not. Fuck the gop.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (qOLic)

390 I think it is worse than that. They don't care whether Hillary is snow-white innocent. They APPROVE of her criminality because it was in service of taking down Trump.


this is correct. BUT we need to stop thinking of it as "taking down Trump."

what the left/dems in this country are doing is robbing the place before the music stops. they know the good times are ending and they want their phony baloney jobs and money to keep flowing.

they are taking down the private sector. the outgroup that stands in the way of their continued "generational wealth."

it's not a matter of dems and reps, no longer. it's the massive bureaucracy stripping the USA bare and standing on our throats.

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (w0NJk)

391 I'd say the main one is that the Clinton attorney-client privilege scam was pierced for all succeeding trials (which won't be in DC).
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (S4oWs)


What succeeding trials? Danchenko is up sometime later this year. Not on staff for the campaign. After that, who?

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (9otr5)

392 7 This thing about Biden and the 9mm.

It's just blather. He doesn't care what he says he just says stuff, and the thing is his followers are all "ooh that is right!" Its worse than the Emperor has no clothes, the Emperor has no brain. And everyone has to pretend that he does.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:24 AM (9otr5)

It's not blather. It's targeted marketing language, focus grouped and tested. The clue is in the imagery. Designed to stoke fear in their sheep.

Trump uses imagery all the time. It's an extremely effective persuasion tool. Except he doesn't need focus groups. It's in him naturally.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:29 AM (ojmde)

393 389 Has any Cuck in the gop “leadership” defended gun owners? Any of them point out that the shooter was a fucking nut job who tortured cats and cut his face and still nobody said boo to him? No of course not. Fuck the gop.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (qOLic)


FWIW Cruz has

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 09:29 AM (9otr5)

394 What is it with communists and 'Five Year Plan"?

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 09:29 AM (YQSpA)

395 387

If we have the same caliber of cops as Uvalde and Broward County, then it shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (s2VJv)

I suppose it depnds on the community.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:29 AM (Vr12I)

396 Even in the middle of summer when it's 95 degrees out, I occasionally see members of our "underserved" community here wearing hoodies.
Can you imagine? Walking around in a black hoodie with the hood up in that kind of heat. I don't know how they don't stroke out.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (dr4Q1)

397 Oh FFS. Durham is 100% failure theater to keep the rubes from getting too upset.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

But JackStraw says...

Lol

I am often embarrassed how gullible our side can be.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (qOLic)

398 I think it is worse than that. They don't care whether Hillary is snow-white innocent. They APPROVE of her criminality because it was in service of taking down Trump.

If you listen to the left and take them at their word one will constantly be surprised.

The left only believes in one simple maxim;

That which makes the left stronger is good, that which makes it weaker is bad.

So making up false accusations against Trump that weaken his presidency? Good. Since he was impeding them. As Dirty Harry Reid once said, "It worked didn't it?"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (ESjRY)

399 The point of the Sussman acquittal was that everyone in the FBI knew that Sussman was working for Clinton. The real crime was Baker opening the investigation knowing damn well where the info came from.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (12jgO)

400 363: Yes. One only need look at Jen Rubin' White Christian Nationalist comments to see this. It was commonly said in private, but now it's out loud.
It's sad, it's paranoid, but it's starting to get noticed, and it's going to be another division in the country.
My husband is not a fearful kind of man, but he points out " when you're a tiny minority, you don't call names".

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

401 Oh FFS. Durham is 100% failure theater to keep the rubes from getting too upset.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (ESjRY)

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Keeping the rubes quiet is only part of his game. He is there to clear the malefactors. As of yesterday, Sussman is officially a clean man in the eyes of the court. There will be others who will be tried, and found innocent. They too will then be clean.

We're being rogered.

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)

402 Re: The Perkins Coe SCIF -- We already knew about this breach, though not the who and the where. Jeff Carlson, now at Epoch Times was documenting the time line of its discovery back in 2018.

Specifically, how then NSA chief Admiral Mike Rogers discovered section 702 FISA abuse by "FBI contractors", who were querying the shizzz out of his NSA dbs.

Details here...
Https://tinyurl.com/2p8dbpaw

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (z6mur)

403 385 Orange sales are down significantly because everyone knows that orange is bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2022 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

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Anita Bryant hardest hit
Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (VJsqe)


My mother, of blessed memory, hated the huge easy peel, Sunkist navel oranges. No seeds and no flavor; she called them "homosexual oranges."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (s2VJv)

404 ** Scott Israel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:25 AM (s2VJv)
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Has Scott Israel posted in favor of the Uvalde sheriff? In our declining situation, it would be about par for the course for Israel to use this tragedy for self-righteous publicity seeking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (4ocrO)

405 There will be ten more injustices perpetrated against us by the Left by the time the next Durham "trial" occurs.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (ojmde)

406 The hoodie is a uniform. Now they can wear masks in a bank and nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:31 AM (12jgO)

407 375 Enforcement of gun bans/confiscation will require state and local authorities doing the leg work. That is when matters will get sticky.
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One of the main goals of Obama's Insurrection was to nationalize all police under the FBI. Why do you think Mueller, Comey and Wray are in it up to their noses? They have Cyclops (NSA, CIA, FBI, DIA...) now they just need a central office to implement change efficiently and uniformly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 09:32 AM (ifUkZ)

408 >They don't care whether Hillary is snow-white innocent. They APPROVE of her criminality because it was in service of taking down Trump.



they don't even see it as criminal- it had to be done, therefore It Is Okay

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:32 AM (geLO8)

409 395 387

If we have the same caliber of cops as Uvalde and Broward County, then it shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:28 AM (s2VJv)

I suppose it depnds on the community.
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:29 AM (Vr12I)


One would think that cops from the deeper red states would not obey. And the blue ones would either be to chicken shit, inept or the citizenry too willing to disarm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

410 Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

Nice to see you around!

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:32 AM (ojmde)

411 And again contrast Sussman etc all with Flynn.

If Durham wanted to put people in jail, we would have seen middle of the night raids on their houses...years ago.

He spent years doing nothing, to bring someone to trial in front of a jury of his friends and allies. DOES IT GET ANY MORE OBVIOUS?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)

412 Now they can wear masks in a bank

*

That's been one of the most incredible things about the whole mask silliness to me.

I was told I would need to LEAVE a bank for not wearing mask last year. I laughed about that for a long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:33 AM (Ih7Uf)

413 It's interesting that the media would and is reporting on *biden's temperament with his staff walking back his statements. They'd never do this unless approval had been given first. Like with Kamala... the negative reporting about her, her staff and her "not being positioned for success" was greenlighted by the powers that be.

Someone is testing the waters...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2022 09:33 AM (BFigT)

414 1. When the gun ban comes the vast majority will comply. Like they did in the UK and Australia. Middle class people aren’t committing suicide by cop to keep a gun.

2. For the few that don’t, the police will be more than happy to use their tacti-cool military surplus toys to mow them down. Biden will throw in a few extra billion in new toys as incentive. And if there is one thing police departments live is more federal fun money.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:33 AM (qOLic)

415 388 The shooter broke the law when he tried to get an acquaintance to buy a gun for him before he was 18. That implies he had money from somewhere then too. 16 hours a week at Wendy's isn't going to explain what he ended up buying.
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No mention, to date, about Ramos' daddy allegedly somewhere in North Dakota.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (ifUkZ)

416 they don't even see it as criminal- it had to be done, therefore It Is Okay

I've heard a number of lefties say something to the effect of, "Of course the presidential election was completely free and fair...but we HAD to do some things to make sure Trump didn't get re-elected you know?"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (ESjRY)

417 409

One would think that cops from the deeper red states would not obey. And the blue ones would either be to chicken shit, inept or the citizenry too willing to disarm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

I believe that in my locale there would be general non compliance, and how that would be rectified by DC would require brazen action by outside enforcers. That would be a very very dangerous situation.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (Vr12I)

418 fart thread nood

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (geLO8)

419 The shooter broke the law when he tried to get an acquaintance to buy a gun for him before he was 18

*

Add that to the list of government employee failures.

Now hand over YOUR gun, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (Ih7Uf)

420 #314, 373
You both misunderstand. The enormous problems whose solutions I do not know concern the deep state, not the cowardly commuters.

#309 Your ridiculous post just reinforces everything I said.

I'm off to work.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2022 09:35 AM (VhE0u)

421 How do i know Durham is failure theater? Easy. Because he still has a job. If Durham were any kind of threat to the left he would have been fired on Jan 20, 2021.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:36 AM (qOLic)

422 I believe that in my locale there would be general non compliance, and how that would be rectified by DC would require brazen action by outside enforcers. That would be a very very dangerous situation.
Posted by: kraken

*

Agreed. Folks live around here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:36 AM (Ih7Uf)

423 Helicopters?

Breaking911 @Breaking911; 13h
BREAKING: In NY Times Op-Ed, Pres. Biden says the US will provide Ukraine with "more advanced rocket systems and munitions that will enable them to more precisely strike key targets on the battlefield in Ukraine."

I think that's also a part of the "missiles aren't long-range enough to hit targets in Russia" Joe was saying recently.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

424 "GOP Neocons unclear on where $40 billion for Ukraine will come from"
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Classic headline. You don't even need to click the link.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:37 AM (4ocrO)

425 Are they clear on where it will go? Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2022 09:37 AM (qOLic)

426 Musk says 40 hrs in the office is a must.

Responding to a question on Twitter from a follower about whether he has a comment to 'people who think coming into work is an antiquated concept',
Musk wrote back: 'They should pretend to work somewhere else.'

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 09:39 AM (9rYNN)

427 I think that's also a part of the "missiles aren't long-range enough to hit targets in Russia" Joe was saying recently.

A couple of years ago when the FNM was falsely claiming Russia was paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers the argument was that if they did we have not just a right but an obligation to attack Russia.

Now we have Western mercs, western weapons, and western money all openly being used to kill Russian soldiers. That God the Russians have not re-acted the way the FNM tried to force Trump too.

But this ends in a nuclear exchange if something does not change.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 09:40 AM (ESjRY)

428 421. I agree. And he was appointed by the fat king of failure theater Barr

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:41 AM (ONvIw)

429 The Dome of the Rock can double as a fortress and weapons depot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:12 AM (wGjs7)

The dome of the rock needs an errant hezbollah missile.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 09:42 AM (JzBU4)

430 Do the Left even bother badmouthing Durham or trying to wreck his name? No? Wonder why.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:43 AM (5p40g)

431 410. I couldn't let this go.

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:45 AM (ONvIw)

432 430. They have no reason to fear him, he's there to help.

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:46 AM (ONvIw)

433 425. Arms manufacturers, propaganda, kickbacks

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:47 AM (ONvIw)

434 Pardon me, I am just imagining two scenarios:

- maniac crashes car into building, across the street from school, proceeds to randomly shoot for several minutes before heading for school door. Parent in parking lot with deer rifle witnesses mayhem, levels rifle atop car hood and from 80m away, ends maniac's life.
- teacher in school hears shots, closes entry, retrieves her AR from locked cabinet, takes a position behind cover. maniac enters a few minutes later, teacher nails him in his tracks.

hey, i can dream, can't I?

Posted by: goatexchange at June 01, 2022 09:48 AM (+OqUC)

435 I think our country is functionally dead.

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:49 AM (ONvIw)

436 Despite Sussmann's not-guilty verdict, his trial revealed the rank odor of Washington politics. It suffuses our courts, our law enforcement bureaucracy, and the mainstream media. It reeks of insider dealing and extreme partisan bias. That stench should alarm anyone concerned about America's ability to govern itself democratically. That governance requires trust in our institutions, including confidence our courts can resolve legal issues with fairness and integrity. Who could look at the Sussmann Affair and retain that confidence?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 01, 2022 09:49 AM (4ocrO)

437 And I disagree with the idea we are not " serious", we're dead serious as self destructive people usually are.

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:51 AM (ONvIw)

438 436. The democrats. A great number of people today believe that not only was Sussman innocent, but the trial proved collusion. There is no basis for that belief, but a basis for your beliefs are no longer required if the cause is right.

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:54 AM (ONvIw)

439 What level of AoSHQ membership corresponds to "Fire Tier"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2022 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

440 439 what's a fire tier?

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 09:58 AM (ONvIw)

441 #140 natural fake..i so totally agree! I have said so all along. All we're outraged about the tearing down of ancient treasures by radical islamists. BUT the destruction of our history proceeds unabated! Is this rhetorical: Why does no one stop it?

Posted by: AnnaS at June 01, 2022 10:34 AM (l4l/z)

442 I do read and write English but text correct; All were, not all we're.

Posted by: AnnaS at June 01, 2022 10:36 AM (l4l/z)

443 "New York City Subway Shooting Victim Filing Suit Against Glock"

"Glock continues to market its guns even while aware that they are falling into the wrong hands"

Yeah, that's the ticket. Sue gun and truck manufacturers, because their vehicles are used in crimes that result in theft, murder, injury, and other damages. People have DIED!
The left's argument, always, when it comes to a constitutionally protected right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 10:41 AM (ynpvh)

444 You need 7 times as many 9mm bullets to equal the blow-out of Colon Blow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2022 10:46 AM (44ww/)

445 BUT the destruction of our history proceeds unabated! Is this rhetorical: Why does no one stop it?
Posted by: AnnaS at June 01, 2022 10:34 AM (l4l/z)

Because they want it destroyed or are afraid to be called racist. "America was never great" a few pols have said this, is a reason to kill it, and they are. Now we have a 3rd world zombie democracy with a big arsenal. There are few reasons fro optimism

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 11:15 AM (ONvIw)

446 Don’t blame women ( unless there were female cops there) for the lard ass cops who stood hearing the cries of little children being murdered

The fact that they didn’t resign and do the “honorable “ thing, ie Japanese style, says it all

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 01, 2022 11:37 AM (t4poC)

447 Aaaand we're back to the Morning Roundup!

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (VJsqe)

448 Okay, and, much like our government saying things can't possibly get any worse....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (5pTK/)

449 LOL

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (ppBhU)

450 The blog is self destructing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

451 There was great cry! As if hundreds of comments cried out in terror...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (dzZCL)

452 Which one of you divided by zero?

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:27 PM (VJsqe)

453 Seems like a hacking?

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 12:28 PM (ONvIw)

454 Use the Force Luke!

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 01, 2022 12:28 PM (dzZCL)

455 **** BURP! ****

Posted by: The Blog Goblin at June 01, 2022 12:28 PM (q/eFR)

456 Well ain't that a bitch?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 12:28 PM (QSjkU)

457 It's eating more posts! There's no stopping it!

Posted by: the Bill Paxton character in Ace's sci-fi thriller at June 01, 2022 12:28 PM (h5TKJ)

458 Now it ate all the way through the morning rant.

We are at plaid.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (nByzo)

459 Ace's post has gone supernova.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (ppBhU)

460 We are at plaid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (nByzo)


I'm scared.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (DRSnL)

461 Some loose shit on the blog today...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (V6f9+)

462 This is getting bad...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

463 When this is all fixed, Ace's cruelty will know no bounds.

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (VJsqe)

464 GoDaddy hacked the blog...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (dzZCL)

465 Things have to get worse before they can get better.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (BJKQV)

466 I noted in the last comment section, that's now disappeared:

In the link tag following the Putin's Tax line, there is a single quote that should be a double quote.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (CAJOC)

467 ROFL! I can't look away from this trainwreck, even though I should!

This is like watching Biden manage the economy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (trdmm)

468 In the future we will all be flaming skulls...

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (53oGX)

469 The blog entropy is spreading. WASTF.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (h6/n7)

470 This place sure gone crazy!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (c/0XQ)

471 So this is what time travel looks like.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

472 We are at plaid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (nByzo)

I'm scared.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (DRSnL)

I will hold you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (nByzo)

473 463 When this is all fixed, Ace's cruelty will know no bounds.
Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (VJsqe)

=======

There's no containing this foolishness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

474 Help us, Sonobi, you're our only hope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (h6/n7)

475 Heh. I suspect there are some dm's betwixt cobloggers flying back and forth right now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (QSjkU)

476 Sure why not.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (f/fB9)

477 This is ...interesting. BTW, I thought Yeltsin was dead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

478 I'm scared.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (DRSnL)
-----------

We can survive plaid. It's when it gets to stripes and plaid things get serious.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (5pTK/)

479 Help us, Sonobi, you're our only hope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (h6/n7)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (nByzo)

480 The post is slowly eating the blog

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (EGSGm)

481 ok the most important question that is on all of our minds - who will get to post "FIRST!!!" when the blog is finally repaired?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (trdmm)

482 "Goddammit Junior! Get back in the truck and leave that pump alone!"

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (dzZCL)

483 Tap, tap, tap. Is this thing on?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (jYQlA)

484 Three posts, one cup.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (bW8dp)

485 Joke's on you guys. You are now commenting on an old thread.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (nByzo)

486 473 463 When this is all fixed, Ace's cruelty will know no bounds.
Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (VJsqe)
=======
There's no containing this foolishness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

Ain't no Barrel wide enough,
Ain't no Barrel deep enough,
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

487 This is as much fun as when you walked into your classroom to find the shades down and a movie projector on the table.

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (VJsqe)

488 Ace thread is eating the universe. Soon there will be nothing left but it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (YsjiM)

489 477 This is ...interesting. BTW, I thought Yeltsin was dead...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)


Janet's looking like she ate Boris

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (La6gB)

490 Best enjoy it while you can. Tomorrow we will all be banned, including Ace.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (QSjkU)

491 I knew that Y2K thing was going to catch up to is eventually.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (BJKQV)

492 And I had such good comments in the last thread...dang!

Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (exHjb)

493 485 Joke's on you guys. You are now commenting on an old thread.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (nByzo)

Ah, but not so old that we'll get banned. Shoulda put us in YESTERDAYS thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

494 Oh my God! The comments are coming from inside the comments!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (c/0XQ)

495
This is what happens when Pride celebrations get out of hand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (/U27+)

496 488 Ace thread is eating the universe. Soon there will be nothing left but it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (YsjiM)

----------------------------------

There is no post. Only Zuul!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (CAJOC)

497 The error is under Putins Tax Plan! Fuckin Putin.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (OXD5Y)

498 Ah, but not so old that we'll get banned. Shoulda put us in YESTERDAYS thread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

-----
Wait a couple minutes...

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (VJsqe)

499 (cat walking around the Ewok's desk slapping random items onto the floor)

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (dzZCL)

500 I'm...am I here? And where is "here"?

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (cTCuP)

501 Ah, but not so old that we'll get banned. Shoulda put us in YESTERDAYS thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

Have a little faith in the big guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (nByzo)

502 somthing's rong

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO8)

503 Blog alert level: chartreuse.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (jYQlA)

504 It's a honeypot. They're gonna keep pushing us backwards until we finally all comment on a thread that gets us autobanned.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (OXD5Y)

505 So this is how the internet ends....

Posted by: Obi Juan at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (iO5GQ)

506 what is happening

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (8548M)

507 Maybe the post IS the Barrel

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (EGSGm)

508 Ace, my mind is going,

I can feel it. I can feel it

Posted by: The Blog 9000 at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (YsjiM)

509 500 I'm...am I here? And where is "here"?

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (cTCuP)

Welcome to...the Barrel Zone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

510 Goodness gracious. What next?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (Qhnrt)

511 485 Joke's on you guys. You are now commenting on an old thread.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 12:32 PM (nByzo)

There is no Old Thread. There is no New Thread.

There is Just the One. Be One with the One.

Posted by: Siddhartha at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (trdmm)

512 "Open the OAS blog bay door, Hal!"

"I can't do that, Ace."

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (VJsqe)

513 502 somthing's rong

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO

Wi too lo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

514 I have felt a great disturbance in the blog, as if a million comments screamed out in terror and were suddenly embarrelled...

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (OUMaO)

515 When some FBI agent accidentally clicks "edit" instead of "save."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (BJKQV)

516 I'm not saying this jokingly or with cruelty:

I love this place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (g6ohO)

517 > Have a little faith in the big guy.

Little Big Guy is the "Indian name" Elizabeth Warren gave to Biden's peen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (bW8dp)

518
The time machine that ace totally doesn't have appears to have become self-aware.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (n+4am)

519 Gives a whole new meaning to "above the fold".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (Xrfse)

520 Where the hell is that ejection handle???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (QSjkU)

521 It's been 34 minutes since the crash. The thread remains in limbo.
In the distance, a dog is barking.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)

522 I blame Pixy’s hamsters. They are hoarders and wreckers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (tZ0Sb)

523
what is happening
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
_______________

What difference, at this point, does it make?//?????!1//1!?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (SWi3y)

524 Quick, someone archive yesterday's posts before today devours yesterday!

How far back into May will this bug eat posts?

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (8SABE)

525 459 Ace's post has gone supernova.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (ppBhU)

My God, it's gone Black Hole gobbling up the universe now.

Posted by: hamitchell at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (ubV8M)

526 Help us Pixy-Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope!

Posted by: Princess Lay Me at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (bW8dp)

527 519 Gives a whole new meaning to "above the fold".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (Xrfse)

Sorry, you're INSIDE the fold, with that sammich the fat lady lost.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

528 Posts are simply identifying as different posts. It's perfectly natural.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (BJKQV)

529 *puts bong away*
*goes for a walk*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (VTa9w)

530 Bob From The NSA is laughing his ass off right now.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (c/0XQ)

531 500 I'm...am I here? And where is "here"?

-------
This is Macho Grande.

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (VJsqe)

532 520 Where the hell is that ejection handle???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (QSjkU)

Um, don't grad THAT handle, okay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

533 I keep waiting for this thread to assimilate Pixy's tech thread, or, go back to normal.

My money is on assimilation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (5pTK/)

534 When the hell is now?

Now.

What about then?

We passed that.

When?

Just now.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (OXD5Y)

535
The posts origin and purpose still a total mystery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (/U27+)

536 Long distance call to Oz?

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)

537 >>> Goodness gracious. What next?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 01, 2022 12:35 PM (Qhnrt)


Would you believe, Great Balls of Fire?

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (YsjiM)

538 Ace must have left for Home Depot to buy shelving. Where's Pixy?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

539 It's been 34 minutes since the crash. The thread remains in limbo.
In the distance, a dog is barking.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)

And that's when the murders began.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (4+wAL)

540 Good news! I'm your IT backup!! What could go wrong?

Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (VYjdj)

541 Comments are fixed. Get off me, Flounder.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

542 Eject the core! To the evac shuttles!!

Posted by: hamitchell at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (ubV8M)

543 Putin broke the blog!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (bKoeu)

544 It's back to normal.

Posted by: PSA at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (h5TKJ)

545 The FartClam has a bad attitude today.

Posted by: Obi Juan at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (iO5GQ)

546 540 Good news! I'm your IT backup!! What could go wrong?

Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (VYjdj)

Damn it! I think the blog is now covered in...bodily fluids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

547 It's been 34 minutes since the crash. The thread remains in limbo.
In the distance, a dog is barking.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM


Then the murders started.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 12:39 PM (h6/n7)

548 521 It's been 34 minutes since the crash. The thread remains in limbo.
In the distance, a dog is barking.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)

outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl
2 riders were approaching
and the wind began to howl

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2022 12:39 PM (trdmm)

549 This has the potential to wreck my Juneteenth plans.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 12:39 PM (sWM8x)

550 Ace's post has gone supernova.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 12:29 PM (ppBhU)

My God, it's gone Black Hole gobbling up the universe now.
Posted by: hamitchell


The blog has gone Michelle Obama!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 12:39 PM (Ior/p)

551 I totally enjoy the humor around here, but I'm marking my calendar over this one today. This is the most hilarious thing I've seen since I started reading this blog in. . . 2005ish.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 01, 2022 12:40 PM (8SABE)

552 It's been 34 minutes since the crash. The thread remains in limbo.
In the distance, a dog is barking.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 12:36 PM (anj39)

outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl
2 riders were approaching
and the wind began to howl
Posted by: Tom Servo

A kitchen chair scraped across the cold stone floor...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 12:40 PM (Ior/p)

553 Eject! Eject! Eject!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 01, 2022 12:41 PM (c/0XQ)

554 So the blog went offline for a few seconds and when it came back ace's stuff was gone and the MR was back on top.

I don't want to tell you how far I got into that hodge-podge before it dawned on me I'd already read it.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 12:41 PM (cTCuP)

555 Hey! If Pixy doesn't get on the stick and fix things, I may have to go do something actually useful.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at June 01, 2022 12:42 PM (sjtZ7)

556 The Langoliers are here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 12:43 PM (4I/2K)

557 I was really wondering what "Putin's Tax" spin had to do with Islam for a few seconds and then I realized it wasn't me... it was all of us.

That's one of the strangest ways I've ever seen a site malfunction.

Posted by: EvenInTheFutureNothingWorks at June 01, 2022 12:44 PM (6ydKt)

558 It's fixed

Posted by: CN at June 01, 2022 12:49 PM (ONvIw)

559 And then the murders began...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 01, 2022 12:55 PM (jYQlA)

560 The failure is judging America based on the average New Yorker, or the average Californian, which is to say the most-below average examples you can find.

None of this shit happens in Kansas, or Oklahoma, or Missouri, because when it does, motherfuckers get a bullet. I've seen people come out of their cars at an intersection in preparation to beat down an asshole driver. Half a dozen random strangers ready to act on behalf of one poor person being wronged.

The Founders put up with abuse a long time before shit got fiery, and then it got shooty.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 01, 2022 03:26 PM (qKnFa)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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