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Candid Cat Cafe

seacloudsbeforesunrisemtfujiDankArif.jpg
"Sea Cloud at Sunset,"
(Mt. Fuji) by Dank Arif

Ultimate Arena Combat: Bunnies vs. Chihuahua.

Old, old internet clip of a guy effing around and finding out.

Trick pool shots.

Now this is a crystal clear (frozen) lake.

Mischief.

"Halloween" prank.

Dog knows how to relax.

Panda knows how to nosh.

Otter party.

Bear having a nice bath and washing out his unmentionables.

"Be cool, man! Act like you've been on the leash before!"

The cat is expecting something from Amazon.


Dogs are so sweet-tempered and put up with such huge *sshole gooses.


Give it a little time:

Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




Comments

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1 Fuzzy things!

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 07:36 PM (P1f+c)

2 Nice picture

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

3 Would hang

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

4 Are the corgis here fuzzy? Summoned them, either way.

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 07:39 PM (P1f+c)

5 Yeah, it was obvious where the cat video was going when the music started playing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2022 07:39 PM (C5Hln)

6 Cool pic!

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 07:39 PM (xJQNm)

7 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2022 07:40 PM (ckul5)

8 CatCam kitty living OUR best lives -- boozin', dick-punchin' bouncers, doing lines in the bathroom, running red lights.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2022 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 I'm really opposed to the "animals being friends" videos. I mean, they could get together and plot an uprising. Who wants that?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 07:44 PM (ZsR3z)

10 Omgomgomgomg!
SEA OTTERS!

I love them. They hold hands while They sleep so they don't float away from each other.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 07:44 PM (xK2Dd)

11 That's one Amazon package you won't see for some time

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:44 PM (2JoB8)

12 Sea otters are fags.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:46 PM (u73oe)

13 Dogs do seriously love those door stop twangers. Every dog I've had loved to play with them

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 07:46 PM (0fVbu)

14 Love the doggie with the stopper.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 07:47 PM (OaZlZ)

15 Rescue chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2022 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

16 Pandas are the welfare creatures of the animal world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

17 Cat camera is LoL

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)

18 Pandas are the welfare creatures of the animal world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yeah, at least we make an effort to dress up.

Posted by: Penguins at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (ZsR3z)

19 It's cute that the dachshund can have so much fun with such a simple little thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (IZ1VF)

20 16 Pandas are the welfare creatures of the animal world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

They are so silly I can't see how they survive in the wild.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (4XsZ/)

21 TCM showed a documentary/reenactment of Admiral Byrd's 1946 Antarctic expedition, "Operation Highjump":

https://tinyurl.com/6up8yr5t

It was "for science", and also smoking out Hitler's secret lair and defrosting that alien spacecraft (ask Forrestal!).

Oh, and Chester Nimitz is a natural in front of the camera!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Does the cat's switchblade have a matador on the grips? Those were the best switchblades when I was a kid.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)

23 Late to the part today.

So if "chief" is out, what are they going to change Ron Klain's title to - Poobah of Staff?

POS - I think it's got a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at June 01, 2022 07:50 PM (aoFfE)

24 12 Sea otters are fags.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Awww. Duke, don't be jealous. I'll hold your hand.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 07:50 PM (xK2Dd)

25 Very nice photo up top. Thanks, Ace, for that and for the entire cafe,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 07:50 PM (cOnPq)

26 Mutiny, despair and fragging in the Russian military. But pay it no mind, it's all Uke propaganda.

https://tinyurl.com/yjmah7ea

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 07:50 PM (ZsR3z)

27 Pandas are the welfare creatures of the animal world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Also proof that God has a sense of humor.

Ok, I'm gonna make this bear a vegetarian! Haha

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:51 PM (u73oe)

28 Lucy the cat pulls the rubber part off the door stopper and bats it around the bathroom while I'm showering.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 07:51 PM (xK2Dd)

29 So if "chief" is out, what are they going to change Ron Klain's title to - Poobah of Staff?
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The head of a staff?

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 07:51 PM (OaZlZ)

30 Ron Klain: Staff head

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 07:52 PM (OaZlZ)

31 Awww. Duke, don't be jealous. I'll hold your hand.

Good thing! We wouldn't want either of you to float away

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 07:52 PM (cOnPq)

32 Awww, thanks nurse.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

33 I was then made aware of the secret base in Greenland, Camp Century, under Project Iceworm:

https://tinyurl.com/tywsuend

Star of the show is Mukluk the sled dog.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2022 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

34 I heard that Amber released a statement.
It went: "BRAAAAP"

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

35 My dog is too lazy to be interested in a door stopper.
He expects me to twang it for him.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 07:53 PM (anj39)

36 I've got to get some of those springy door stoppers, see if my dogs like them.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2022 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

37 Fen! How are you feeling?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

38 grew up in chicago, gangs musta had all the switchblades, never could get one ... so as a yoot I carried a straight razor for a while.

no one wanted my lunch money after i showed it to them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 07:54 PM (P57A6)

39 nurse. PNW MoMe is almost here!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 07:54 PM (IK4MJ)

40 That last cat vid! If Hunter Biden had a cat...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

41 Ben Had!
Yep. Should be a decent day too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 07:55 PM (UzHLG)

42 So, it is Surprise Otter Pride Month?

/runsserpentine


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2022 07:56 PM (QzJWU)

43 Awww. Duke, don't be jealous. I'll hold your hand.

Good thing! We wouldn't want either of you to float away
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 07:52 PM (cOnPq)
***

Your hand Duke...Your HAND!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 07:56 PM (anj39)

44 so as a yoot I carried a straight razor for a while.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 07:54 PM (P57A6)
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Did you leave it in a rainbarrel and ding it up against the pavement?

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 07:56 PM (OaZlZ)

45 Jane, love ya and praying this is your last surgery.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 07:56 PM (IK4MJ)

46 All the treacly rainbow garbage I'm seeing is making bad Northernlurker rise up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

47 Well time for lights out
Everyone I hope has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB8)

48 nope, but i did keep a rubber band around it so it didn't come open in my pocket !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 07:57 PM (P57A6)

49 The Kittuh livin' life large, Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2022 07:57 PM (sAmhv)

50 Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe

Sore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 07:58 PM (10M18)

51 Cat camera is LoL
Posted by: Skip

I think there was some deceptive editing. You can tell by the pixels.

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 07:58 PM (P1f+c)

52 g'night, Skip !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 07:58 PM (P57A6)

53 Well time for lights out
Everyone I hope has a great evening
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 07:57 PM (2JoB

*looks at watch*

It's barely 1800.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 01, 2022 07:58 PM (x8Wzq)

54 Heard the Turd issues a statement. If you expected an apology you'll be disappointed.

https://bit.ly/3zhYMZr

If anyone can't shit in anyone's bed, are any of us truly free?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 07:58 PM (FVME7)

55 48 You're supposed to keep it in your shoe. And have a .32 gun in your pocket for fun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 07:59 PM (lz5hY)

56 It appears the rumors about Russia's supply chain woes were accurate... This photo shows Russians using scavenged NATO sidearms... 9mm parabellum, from the the looks of it:

https://tinyurl.com/4j29zdhb

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 07:59 PM (FIJ+3)

57 12 Sea otters are fags.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 07:46 PM (u73oe)

Ah, Duke slid into the evening choosing violence I see...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)

58 Heard the Turd issues a statement. If you expected an apology you'll be disappointed.

Is she of the impression people care?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

59 Fen, I keep missing you on other threads, I hope that you are feeling better every day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 01, 2022 08:01 PM (a4EWo)

60 I'll be raising a glass in honor of good people celebrating life and each other on the PNW MoMe night.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:01 PM (IK4MJ)

61 Damn... need to go buy some Rum... celebrating Capt. Jack getting away... again!

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

62 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)

Where the hell have you been? You have one job!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

63 Jane, love ya and praying this is your last surgery.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 07:56 PM (IK4MJ)

Thanks. Two years ago this month my left knee dislocated and I triple fractured my left ankle. I've had several other surgeries since then. Didn't enjoy spending six-eight weeks in a wheelchair. My heart goes out to those who have to use them forever.

This time tomorrow, I'll hopefully be recuperating and have a buzz going.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

64 Boy these mass shootings are just coming fast and furious, one after another, almost as if someone is pushing a button on crazy people's brains.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (BLPzc)

65 naah, that's just in songs, try to deploy any weapon in your shoe in a timely fashion & get back to me ... and i didn't get my first pistol until around 14 ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (P57A6)

66 62 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)

Where the hell have you been? You have one job!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

I was caught in traffic...couldn't find my ticket...needed a beer.

I'm here for puck drop!

Go Rags!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:03 PM (BgMrQ)

67 This time tomorrow, I'll hopefully be recuperating and have a buzz going.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)


This is the Jane we know and love!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 08:04 PM (anj39)

68 65 Just as long as your first victim looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:04 PM (lz5hY)

69 >>>Otter party.

A/K/A Bootenanny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (nByzo)

70
t appears the rumors about Russia's supply chain woes were accurate... This photo shows Russians using scavenged NATO sidearms... 9mm parabellum

They're going to blow the lungs out of the Ukrainians.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

71 This is the Jane we know and love!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 08:04 PM (anj39)

Lol! That's me. 🤪

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

72 *checks Tito's supply* Yep, I can join Jane.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (IK4MJ)

73 Post #59

Thanks very much, Debbie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 08:06 PM (ZmrAG)

74 Go RANGERS!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2022 08:06 PM (3u800)

75 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 08:06 PM (arJlL)

76 checks Tito's supply* Yep, I can join Jane.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (IK4MJ)

I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

77 JT, How are ya?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:07 PM (IK4MJ)

78 Watch me pluck my magic twanger!

Posted by: First Son at June 01, 2022 08:08 PM (PIlQh)

79 Just as long as your first victim looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

It is unwise and contraindicated to encourage altercations with James.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth Garnell at June 01, 2022 08:08 PM (ZsR3z)

80 I'll bet a real cat camera would put that video to shame. Dead bodies everywhere in its wake.

Still, pretty funny stuff there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 01, 2022 08:09 PM (aXxgO)

81 We messed up a bunch of pool table felt at the bowling alley trying to copy shots from The Hustler after we saw it. Guy who ran the place had one arm and was called Joey Bomba, the One Armed Bandit, I don't know why.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 08:09 PM (+ya+t)

82 79 Just as long as your first victim looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.

It is unwise and contraindicated to encourage altercations with James.
Posted by: Leonard Pinth Garnell at June 01, 2022 08:08 PM (ZsR3z)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 08:10 PM (08ncd)

83 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC

Will keep you in prayer for a successful surgery and straightforward recovery, Jane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2022 08:10 PM (znmNm)

84 dick-punchin' bouncers, doing lines in the bathroom, running red lights
==========================
Tremendous potential here

Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 01, 2022 08:10 PM (rIXF2)

85 24 Hour Cat is asshoe.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 08:10 PM (nByzo)

86 Deb Deb Birx sez y'all are too stupid for the real science, so we have to lock you up.

https://bit.ly/3tb7iWa

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 08:11 PM (i0wNm)

87 Was going to say cats are kinda stupid but that cat with the video camera seems to have worked out his place in the grand scheme of things pretty well.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:11 PM (BLPzc)

88 Ben Had

🥃

♫ Good evening! ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

89 >>> Watch me pluck my magic twanger!
Posted by: First Son at June 01, 2022 08:08 PM (PIlQh)


I've been trying to remember what modern rock song had "pluck your magic twanger froggy" in it. Not the original TV show. Not froggy's lament. There was another song in the past 30-40 years and I've been racking my brain trying to remember.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 08:11 PM (0fVbu)

90 checks Tito's supply* Yep, I can join Jane.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:05 PM (IK4MJ)

I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

That's proper drinking planning.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 08:11 PM (nByzo)

91 Jane D'oh, you sound in good spirits. Hope you get well soon, missed your posts.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 08:12 PM (+ya+t)

92 I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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4:00 p.m. Tea will be with Oxy, rather than scones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:12 PM (YsLD1)

93 81 Did you ever notice the best dive bars have a one legged guy hopping around the pool table?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:12 PM (lz5hY)

94 JT, How are ya?
Posted by: Ben Had

Mahvelous !

Thanks for asking !

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 08:13 PM (arJlL)

95 Sodomite pride is already wearing a little thin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:13 PM (eGTCV)

96 100 Congress will restrict gun rights
110 Inner city kids will still get shot
120 No one will care
130 Someone will shoot up a white school or mall
140 There will be public outrage
200 Goto 100

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)

97 actually, my life, as far as going armed is concerned, is an object lesson in the "if you would have peace, prepare for war" credo.
over the last half-century I have only displayed a weapon a handful of times and never had to use one at all.
the invisible aura-emanations of a person prepared for self defense are real, and creeps of all descriptions pick them up and decide to wait for the next chump ... or that's my theory, anyway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:13 PM (P57A6)

98 4:00 p.m. Tea will be with Oxy, rather than scones.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Post ASAP. Buzzed posting is always the best posting.
Kidding aside, prayers for best outcome/recovery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:14 PM (RCix1)

99 Second glass of Prosecco here on the veranda.

Any news on the Tulsa shooting? Another false flag event?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 01, 2022 08:14 PM (zjVy3)

100 Scarf can eat shit and fucking die.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 08:14 PM (Mf7Vh)

101 93 81 Did you ever notice the best dive bars have a one legged guy hopping around the pool table?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:12 PM (lz5hY)

There was an after hours joint here in town, The One Eyed Cat...they had guys like that there.

Unfortunately it burned down in the late 80's. Too bad, it was right around the corner from my first apartment.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

102 Hunter's ex wife's daughter found texts on Hunter's phone revealing the affair Hunter had with his dead brother's widow.

Trailer park people look down on these trashy losers.

https://bit.ly/3x8H2hz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 08:15 PM (i0wNm)

103 I think that "pluck your magic twanger" was used in a psychedelic era song. But I can't place it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)

104 I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:07 PM (ptqGC)



I leave for the Airport at 5 AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:16 PM (Irn0L)

105 Did you ever notice the best dive bars have a one legged guy hopping around the pool table?
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Ass kicking contests all night long, lol.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 08:16 PM (+ya+t)

106 cat cam unrealistic.

They always vomit on the carpet.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2022 08:16 PM (FhXTo)

107 The Biden’s make the Kennedys look like upstanding citizens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (Mf7Vh)

108
I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08

Prayers for your procedure tomorrow and for a quick and painless recovery.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (4XsZ/)

109 sock_rat, I agree, My thousand yard stare is a real deterrent.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (IK4MJ)

110 Hunter's ex wife's daughter found texts on Hunter's phone revealing the affair Hunter had with his dead brother's widow.

Trailer park people look down on these trashy losers.
Posted by: bonhomme

There are some things even we won't do!

Posted by: Trailer park people at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3)

111 wow

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

112 Prayers for a quick and full recovery for you, Fen!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

113 i think of hospital at 5 am as a good sign; first patient of the day, surgical team on the top of its form.

prayers for you, Jane !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:18 PM (P57A6)

114 Prayers for your procedure tomorrow and for a quick and painless recovery.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (4XsZ

Yes to that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

115 bonhomme

Bidens. More parvenu than the Obamas.
Trashier than Bill Clinton.
Barbarians have better family values.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

116 Oops. Phone dying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

117 NGU, next time you end up in Texas a couple of days notice will get you a filet and 3 fingers of Balvenie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:19 PM (IK4MJ)

118 *clinks glasses with Ben Had*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (P57A6)

119 > Boy these mass shootings are just coming fast and furious, one after another, almost as if someone is pushing a button on crazy people's brains.

It's a well documented phenomenon. Highly publicized suicides will trigger a surge in suicides. Highly publicized crimes will trigger copycats.

People who are already thinking about doing something like this will see a similar event on the news and decide it's their time too.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (i0wNm)

120 That's what I get for turning on the game late.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (8GBH4)

121 JT

Hiya!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

122
I leave for the Airport at 5 AM
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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At least not the flight deck, for a cat shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (7uHaa)

123 Just read that Dr. Naomi Wolf article about what the Pfizer document dump shows about how dangerous to pregnant women and babies FDA and Pfizer have known the vaccines have been since 2020.

Some people need to he dragged from their offices and publicly [redacted] for this. It is crimes against humanity-level evil.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:21 PM (BLPzc)

124 I can't drink tonight. Have to be at the hospital at 5:00 am. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 08

Prayers for your procedure tomorrow and for a quick and painless recovery.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (4XsZ/)

Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:21 PM (Irn0L)

125 111 wow
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Let's not go crazy just yet. The Lightning are dangerous...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

126 Jane D'oh

Ya know, there are easier ways to meet young, hot surgeons.

May the entire team have the Holy Spirit guide their actions for your good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

127 Some people need to he dragged from their offices and publicly [redacted] for this. It is crimes against humanity-level evil.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:21 PM (BLPzc)

It’s frightening and infuriating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Mf7Vh)

128 At least not the flight deck, for a cat shot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:20 PM (7uHaa)

Well it's LaGuardia in NYC, so ya never know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Irn0L)

129 Breaking911
@Breaking911
BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."

-
Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 08:23 PM (FVME7)

130 117 NGU, next time you end up in Texas a couple of days notice will get you a filet and 3 fingers of Balvenie.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:19 PM (IK4MJ)

Hey Ben! How are you?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:24 PM (4XsZ/)

131 "pluck your magic twanger"

That was from Andy Devine's tv show.

Fun fact: Andy Devine, had a thong rind

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at June 01, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)

132 Its weird that the same thing that happened in Tulsa happens in Chicago everyday and its not news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 08:24 PM (8GBH4)

133
Well it's LaGuardia in NYC, so ya never know
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Good point. I'd probably prefer the flight deck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (7uHaa)

134 NGU, next time you end up in Texas a couple of days notice will get you a filet and 3 fingers of Balvenie.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:19 PM (IK4MJ)

Looking forward to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (Irn0L)

135 Tucker was on 2A for his first lede, bringing up that it is to prevent government tyranny. He brought up Trudeau's handgun near ban up north. I saw a doc on Churchill, the town where the polar bears visit. Looked like everybody was packing, in the event they were on the menu. I bet they're pleased with Castro Jr's action.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

136 I have seen Mt. Fuji from my airplane window. It truly is amazing.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not kuwaii enough at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (XKZwp)

137 >>Let's not go crazy just yet. The Lightning are dangerous...

Oh yea. I just wasn't expecting such a fast goal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

138 I will pray for you, Jane, in the morning. There is a time difference but not with God.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:26 PM (eGTCV)

139 132 Its weird that the same thing that happened in Tulsa happens in Chicago everyday and its not news.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 08:24 PM (8GBH4)

Different culture.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

140 Safe travels Captain !

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 08:26 PM (arJlL)

141 Hiya Salty !

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2022 08:26 PM (arJlL)

142 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (yrol0)

143 Fun fact: Andy Devine, had a thong rind
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song

I should probably not look up "thong rind."

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

144 Supply chain? Morale issues? If you have ever visited Volgograd, you get how war works for Russians. Ukraine is fucked.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (oWBc3)

145 Nevergiveup

Good evening, Sir.

Godspeed and safe travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

146 135 Tucker was on 2A for his first lede, bringing up that it is to prevent government tyranny. He brought up Trudeau's handgun near ban up north. I saw a doc on Churchill, the town where the polar bears visit. Looked like everybody was packing, in the event they were on the menu. I bet they're pleased with Castro Jr's action.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

Shooting a polar bear with a handgun is like shooting Mongo.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

147 136 I have seen Mt. Fuji from my airplane window. It truly is amazing.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not kuwaii enough at June 01, 2022 08:25 PM (XKZwp)

That is such a lovely photo. I wonder is that from a drone or is someone on another mountain?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:28 PM (4XsZ/)

148 @64

>>Boy these mass shootings are just coming fast and furious, one after another, almost as if someone is pushing a button on crazy people's brains.

As a corollary, the LE/IC run the largest child n*rP distribution network in the world.

Or alternatively..

MKUltra is real and the sleepers are being awakened.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2022 08:28 PM (Rtkez)

149 >>> I think that "pluck your magic twanger" was used in a psychedelic era song. But I can't place it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)


It was something like that. In the 90s I ran out of cash, rent was due and I had to sell off a bunch of my cds, records and stuff. There were very obscure bands and songs and now they lurk in the dark recesses of my mind as unnamed ghosts.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 08:28 PM (0fVbu)

150 Throughout June, the USMC takes #Pride in recognizing and honoring the contributions of our LGBTQ service members. We remain committed to fostering an environment free from discrimination, and defend the values of treating all equally, with dignity and respect.

and butt fucking but mostley butt fucking

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:28 PM (yrol0)

151 Fujiyama

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2022 08:29 PM (V13WU)

152 Shooting a polar bear with a handgun is like shooting Mongo.
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 20
22 08:27 PM (Ti+Tv)


Just make him mad!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:29 PM (yrol0)

153 I guess the fight woke up TB.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 08:29 PM (8GBH4)

154 And there they are...Stamkos and company.

Too much zone time...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)

155 At least not the flight deck, for a cat shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc




Currently flying over Missouri from Jacksonville FL to Seattle on a loaded plane in which someone has very brazenly also loaded their pants to nearly death-dealing effect.

Would much prefer a night cat shot in rough weather in barely maintained, stolen Iranian F-14 Tomcat than to be sitting here trying not to breathe for the next 2.5 hours.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:30 PM (BLPzc)

156 So... anyone done a study on mass shootings in even vs odd years? Could be interesting.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 08:30 PM (dscaa)

157 How can someone take pride in mixing blood and fecal matter into his sex life?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:30 PM (eGTCV)

158 rhennigantx

The Marines. No longer the Mens Department of the Department of the Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

159 @150

>>Throughout June, the USMC takes #Pride in recognizing and honoring the contributions of our LGBTQ service members.

As someone else noted, June is also PTSD awareness month and the USMC has not noted it or called attention to it.

I think the long march through the institutions is about complete.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2022 08:31 PM (Rtkez)

160 >>Boy these mass shootings are just coming fast and furious, one after another, almost as if someone is pushing a button on crazy people's brains.

It's as if the media/government complex is psychologically using the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon to push an agenda of gun control. But, that's a silly thought.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

161 Greyhound with wings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 08:31 PM (Mf7Vh)

162 109 sock_rat, I agree, My thousand yard stare is a real deterrent.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:17 PM (IK4MJ)

When they look at you and find no fear in your eyes it gives them pause.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 08:32 PM (AmoqO)

163 Its weird that the same thing that happened in Tulsa happens in Chicago everyday and its not news.
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Chicago Mayor (I'll be kind) never hesitates to tell us crime and murders are way down and summer in Chicago will be the best ever. Nothing but bullshit everywhere you look.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 08:32 PM (+ya+t)

164 Whoohoo Sharkman!!

See you soon! Prepare for an epic hug!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2022 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

165 No longer the Mens Department of the Department of the Navy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

Double knit pants and Quiana shirts?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:32 PM (yrol0)

166 147 136 Both times flying into WESPAC, the pilot announced that we would be flying past Mount Fuji, visible through starboard windows,

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2022 08:33 PM (lz5hY)

167 CaliGirl, things just could not be better here. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:33 PM (IK4MJ)

168 Boy these mass shootings are just coming fast and furious, one after another, almost as if someone is pushing a button on crazy people's brains.

It doesn't even have to be deliberate or targeted. Look at what has went on since '19. En Masse quarantines on statewide scales. Along with massive riots and destruction of property, enabled in all cases by the local governments.

We are watching the collective Gestalt screaming that this can't go on any longer. It's all misdirected - such things always are - yet the message is crystal clear.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 08:33 PM (ZyfCP)

169 152 Shooting a polar bear with a handgun is like shooting Mongo.
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 20
22 08:27 PM (Ti+Tv)


Just make him mad!

Don’t need to shoot the bear just the guy next to you…and run

Posted by: 7man at June 01, 2022 08:33 PM (qwO6y)

170 rhennigantx

Not Certified Navy Twill *spit* at least.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

171 Don’t need to shoot the bear just the guy next to you…and run
Posted by: 7man at June
01, 2022 08:33 PM (qwO6y)

See every commie nation!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:35 PM (yrol0)

172 163 Its weird that the same thing that happened in Tulsa happens in Chicago everyday and its not news.
------
Chicago Mayor (I'll be kind) never hesitates to tell us crime and murders are way down and summer in Chicago will be the best ever. Nothing but bullshit everywhere you look.
Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 08:32 PM (+ya+t)

Groot has diversified and integrated the fun across the city. Instead of mainly the west and south side shitholes, the excitement is now being enjoyed in the Loop, next to Wrigley Field, on all the mass transit and along the lakefront.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

173 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2022 08:35 PM (kf6Ak)

174 Could it be the Holy Modal Rounders? They are pretty obscure and had a song in the Easy Rider Soundtrack.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

175 News says three dead in Tulsa. Neighbor (who's generally accurate) says four...doctor, nurse and two patients. Nothing on the shooter.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (cTCuP)

176 Kat Kam!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (0IeYL)

177 Not Certified Navy Twill *spit* at least.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

Was crossing Navy with Sat Nite Fever

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (yrol0)

178 167 CaliGirl, things just could not be better here. Hope all is well with you.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2022 08:33 PM (IK4MJ)

Everything is grand here!

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (4XsZ/)

179 Only 3 kitteh videos in a so-called candid cat cafe. SMH.

I guess the bunnies in that first video could count as kittehs.

Reminds me, I need to watch some more Ozzy Man cats being dodgy videos.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 01, 2022 08:37 PM (uwiyq)

180 >They are so silly I can't see how they survive in the wild.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2022 07:49 PM (4XsZ/)

"Yo"
--quokkas

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 01, 2022 08:38 PM (Putpq)

181 Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

182 I am going to Lejeune, I will let the Marines know we don't approve of the new ad. Wonder what the MA at the Gate will be dressed in?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:38 PM (Irn0L)

183 182 I am going to Lejeune, I will let the Marines know we don't approve of the new ad. Wonder what the MA at the Gate will be dressed in?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:38 PM (Irn0L)

Jamie Farr's actual costume dress from MASH

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (Ti+Tv)

184 Tulsa news reporting four dead plus the shooter.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (cTCuP)

185 Inner city shootings, high gas prices, the opium epidemic, homelessness, mass shoplifting, open borders, destructive "protests" - None of these effect Affluent White Female Liberals, so no one cares.

But a school shooting? A shooting somewhere that an AWFL or her kids may go? Now that's Important! That's News! That requires Action!

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (BJKQV)

186 Shooting a polar bear with a handgun is like shooting Mongo.
Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:27 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Shows what you know, jack. I was up in the Arctic, stealing Putin's oil so I could give it to NATO for the Ukranistanis. Anyway, that's when the vodka-soaked sonofabitch sent his pet polar bear after me. I hear it's also his girlfriend.

I figured it's high time someone showed that potato-peeler how Yank ladies rumble. "Dr. Jill," I said, "give her the old Biden one-two-three!" And she did. Three shots with the trusty Beretta, and that's all she wrote. 9mm, of course.

Word as a Brandon, ya owl-assed Slav soldier:

https://tinyurl.com/4fzkp9xz

Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (FIJ+3)

187 Would much prefer a night cat shot in rough weather in barely maintained, stolen Iranian F-14 Tomcat than to be sitting here trying not to breathe for the next 2.5 hours.
Posted by: Sharkman
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Did you ever hear my story about an early a.m. flight out of Orly, for NYC? The evening before had been a send-off dinner of cabbage-stuffed squab, with much wine.

I recall looking down on the frozen rocky wastes of Newfoundland, and praying that the plane would crash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (LUJEW)

188 I am going to Lejeune, I will let the Marines know we don't approve of the new ad. Wonder what the MA at the Gate will be dressed in?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I don't know exactly but I'm sure it will be "FABULOUS!!!"

*jazz hands*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:40 PM (Msys3)

189 well duh??

THE PLOT THICKENS: Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo Gave Money to Campaign of Anti-Gunner Robert Francis Beta ORourke Who Now Promises to Confiscate AR-15s From Law-Abiding Americans

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:40 PM (yrol0)

190 MKUltra is real and the sleepers are being awakened.

Posted by: Thomas Bender



Oh, MKUltra was real. I read a book by a guy who says Chuck Manson was in that program. Writer was on Rogan podcast and he was very convincing. Tom O'Neill and the book is called "Chaos".

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:42 PM (BLPzc)

191 & g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 01, 2022 08:42 PM (P57A6)

192 I just noticed...

There's no MODELLS banner along the boards at The Garden. Did they go out of business?

It's not the same look without that banner.

#oldschool
#billchadwick
#thebigwhistle

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

193 189 well duh??

THE PLOT THICKENS: Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo Gave Money to Campaign of Anti-Gunner Robert Francis Beta ORourke Who Now Promises to Confiscate AR-15s From Law-Abiding Americans
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:40 PM (yrol0)

That just supports the fact that he's an idiot.

Posted by: Roy at June 01, 2022 08:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

194 You all know, the most honorable way we can help Jane D'oh be ready for her 0500 addanosetomy, is to do her share of the drinkage in this here cafe.

*pours for Horde*. Now, get to drinkin! Git!

*CHEERS!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2022 08:43 PM (QzJWU)

195 Now I know why my cats come home smelling like pot and puke and sleep all day

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 08:43 PM (xhaym)

196 Thunderstorms and neon signs

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 01, 2022 08:44 PM (b+v9B)

197 175 News says three dead in Tulsa. Neighbor (who's generally accurate) says four...doctor, nurse and two patients. Nothing on the shooter.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 08:36 PM (cTCuP)

Some crazy shot my Urologist in the head a few years ago, in the office. Two people I know witnessed it. His nurse followed the guy to a nearby Wendy's. Cops pulled up and the guy offed himself.

He blamed the doctor for giving him prostate cancer from a prostate exam.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

198 THE PLOT THICKENS: Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo Gave Money to Campaign of Anti-Gunner Robert Francis Beta ORourke Who Now Promises to Confiscate AR-15s From Law-Abiding Americans
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 01, 2022 08:40 PM (yrol0

I saw somewhere that that was actually a different Peter Arredondo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2022 08:45 PM (kf6Ak)

199 >>There's no MODELLS banner along the boards at The Garden. Did they go out of business?


Filed for bankruptcy a while ago, not sure if they emerged.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

200 See you soon! Prepare for an epic hug!

Posted by: nurse ratched





I'll be at Bob's Burgers and Brews promptly at 7 pm.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:46 PM (BLPzc)

201 Camera-cat looks like my old cat Neil. Acts like Neil too.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

202 >>> He blamed the doctor for giving him prostate cancer from a prostate exam.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)


Schrödinger's prostate

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 08:47 PM (0fVbu)

203 Now I know why my cats come home smelling like pot and puke and sleep all day
Posted by: Kindltot
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Mike Hammer's Cat always smelled of liquor, and Vera Wang perfume.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 08:47 PM (tFWfv)

204 He blamed the doctor for giving him prostate cancer from a prostate exam.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO

Well... He didn't have prostate cancer before the exam, and he did afterward. QED.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes, Solipsist at June 01, 2022 08:47 PM (FIJ+3)

205 I am going to Lejeune, I will let the Marines know we don't approve of the new ad. Wonder what the MA at the Gate will be dressed in?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2022 08:38 PM (Irn0L)

Let 'em know all you want, it doesn't matter. June is Gay Pride Month is official Marine policy. And this isn't even the worst ad they've ran to push it. This comes from the top.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 08:48 PM (ZyfCP)

206 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at June 01, 2022 08:48 PM (vcbvD)

207 I recall looking down on the frozen rocky wastes of Newfoundland, and praying that the plane would crash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



Yikes. Still trying not to breathe here, and it's been an hour since the Anonymous FartClammer struck.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:50 PM (BLPzc)

208 That's what happens when you don't use Gorilla Glue.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

209 I'm helping Jane D'oh by doing the drinking she can't do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

210 Breaking911
BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."


What the absolute Hell is this???
I cannot imagine an American President saying this. EVER!
Fuck this guy.
Good Lord. Can you imagine him in front of foreign leaders? Hell, Trudeau probably bitch slaps him across the Oval Office.
Disgusting.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 08:51 PM (BDeSz)

211 Yikes. Still trying not to breathe here, and it's been an hour since the Anonymous FartClammer struck.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:50 PM (BLPzc)

Wonder if a "Scented Masks" kiosk would work at an airport.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)

212 June is Gay Pride Month is official Marine policy. And this isn't even the worst ad they've ran to push it. This comes from the top.
Posted by: Nic of the Day

If I was the Grand Poobah, I'd ask every flag officer what their command's mission statement was. If it was longer than 12 words (and the wrong 12 words) somebody would be shoveling shit at Ft. Polk the next day.

When I'm elected King, there's gonna be some changes.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (Msys3)

213 This comes from the top.

Posted by: Nic of the Day




I suspect it really comes from the bottom.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (BLPzc)

214 Neighbor's hubby was in that medical building just yesterday.

These killings can't possibly have a political basis. Everyone in Oklahoma is a Republican. Unless the shooter had "encouragement".

My money is on random crazy.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (cTCuP)

215 155 Currently flying over Missouri from Jacksonville FL to Seattle on a loaded plane in which someone has very brazenly also loaded their pants to nearly death-dealing effect.

Oy. I'm flying to Knoxville tomorrow-hope the flight isn't stinky. Ugh.

Posted by: Toni at June 01, 2022 08:53 PM (PgM6e)

216 Filed for bankruptcy a while ago, not sure if they emerged.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Ahh...another name lost

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 08:53 PM (BgMrQ)

217 Wonder if a "Scented Masks" kiosk would work at an airport.

Posted by: Javems



With the number of idiots still wearing 'Rona Protective Shielding on the plane, you could probably be a billionaire in just a few months if you cornered that market.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:54 PM (BLPzc)

218 I'm calling Gay Pride Month Sodomite Pride Month
I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 01, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

219 You all know, the most honorable way we can help Jane D'oh be ready for her 0500 addanosetomy, is to do her share of the drinkage in this here cafe.

*pours for Horde*. Now, get to drinkin! Git!

*CHEERS!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
***

This is why I'm ordering doubles.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 08:54 PM (BDeSz)

220 My money is on random crazy.
Posted by: creeper

youtube news hinting that he was looking for a specific physician ...

Posted by: Adriane the Card Playing Critic ... at June 01, 2022 08:56 PM (okV1R)

221 Tulsa news reporting four dead plus the shooter.
Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 08:39 PM (cTCuP)
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So net 3.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 08:57 PM (OaZlZ)

222 Uh, about ""Halloween" prank." video.

That postal worker lady didn't drop her popcorn, she was fumbling for her carry piece.

Posted by: West at June 01, 2022 08:57 PM (QY+6a)

223 This comes from the top.
Posted by: Nic of the Day

I suspect it really comes from the bottom.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (BLPzc)

Heh.

But honestly, and this is not directed at you, I just had another phone talk with my Dad the Typical Boomer today. He's got this retarded fantasy in his mind, no different than any other Boomer is scope, that there are "true war-fighters" just biding their time before they step up, take control, and get this crazy military nonsense back where everything ought to be.

He's a fool. Not because he's old, he's still lucid. But because he's still waiting for things to get back to the way they used to be. He's still thinking, and thus seeing, things through a lens that's at least two decades out of date. And he gets more stubborn in that view every day, because he's got an inkling that the reality is just too sucky to look at head on.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 08:58 PM (ZyfCP)

224 If it was longer than 12 words
-
"Defend Washington DC, its power and wealth; no more, and no less."

Posted by: Flag Officer at June 01, 2022 08:58 PM (FIJ+3)

225 Fill your pants, you son of a bitch!

Posted by: Tootster Cogburn at June 01, 2022 08:58 PM (OaZlZ)

226 Mentholatum or Tiger Balm are pretty good for that, put some on your upper lip and it is hard to smell anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

227 219 You all know, the most honorable way we can help Jane D'oh be ready for her 0500 addanosetomy, is to do her share of the drinkage in this here cafe.

*pours for Horde*. Now, get to drinkin! Git!

*CHEERS!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
***
This is why I'm ordering doubles.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 08:54 PM (BDeSz)

I'll drink to that! and I'm also drinking to Capt. Jack getting away... again! (yeah, its a Rum night).

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 08:59 PM (oHd/0)

228 212 June is Gay Pride Month is official Marine policy. And this isn't even the worst ad they've ran to push it. This comes from the top.
Posted by: Nic of the Day

If I was the Grand Poobah, I'd ask every flag officer what their command's mission statement was. If it was longer than 12 words (and the wrong 12 words) somebody would be shoveling shit at Ft. Polk the next day.

When I'm elected King, there's gonna be some changes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (Msys3)
Ft Polk bout ta be name sumpin else.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

229 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer

the rest of the world hopes and prays that common sense prevails in what used to be America. should we collectively decide unanimously across the country that we have had enough, the world will probably burn by proxy. what scares me is someone in nato nuking conus in our pending civil war just to keep us on our ass. that's when ww3 goes live.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 01, 2022 09:01 PM (UgAdJ)

230 first period nerves, and shitty June ice...

The games in NYC will be determined by a bad bounce is my prediction.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:01 PM (BgMrQ)

231 Air biscuits on planes suck. You’re stuck.

Sat behind BO landwhale one flight. Beyond awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:02 PM (Mf7Vh)

232 When I'm elected King, there's gonna be some changes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (Msys3)
Ft Polk bout ta be name sumpin else.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

What pisses me off even more? That the 'Space Force' took the American flag on the moon, and made it a rainbow flag. Rainbow flag represents the LGBQT group, which leaves out the Heterosexuals, who actually went to the Moon.

Stolen Valor... and divisive.

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

233 And he gets more stubborn in that view every day, because he's got an inkling that the reality is just too sucky to look at head on.

Posted by: Nic of the Day



It isn't going to go back to the way it was. Insane people run everything now, and they have mortal lock on power.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (BLPzc)

234 I, for one, want a Fat, Lazy, Bald, Old, and Ugly Pride Month. Maybe October. Kinda fits in with Halloween.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (FVME7)

235 I can see a rainbow from my back deck. Hang on, I gotta go find that fucking leprechaun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (u73oe)

236 226 Mentholatum or Tiger Balm are pretty good for that, put some on your upper lip and it is hard to smell anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

I wouldn't be putting Tiger Balm anywhere near my face, but that's just me...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:04 PM (BgMrQ)

237
youtube news hinting that he was looking for a specific physician ...

Posted by: Adriane the Card Playing Critic ... at June 01, 2022 08:56 PM (okV1R)

That sounds about right, though I don't understand the collateral damage.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 09:04 PM (cTCuP)

238 At 73, suppose I'd be a boomer.But I know this country ain't never gonna be the one I grew up in. It just may approximate the one Old Pappy Eromero grew up in, though. After WW II casualty rates. Of course.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

239 Vicks would work good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:05 PM (Mf7Vh)

240 235 I can see a rainbow from my back deck. Hang on, I gotta go find that fucking leprechaun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (u73oe)

Careful, may be a Gay guy at the end o that rainbow, not a pot o gold.

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)

241 Sending prayers for Fen and Jane.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (NpAcC)

242 239 Vicks would work good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:05 PM (Mf7Vh)

That's more like it...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (BgMrQ)

243 the rest of the world hopes and prays that common sense prevails in what used to be America.

Straight up, and not because of what the globalists think is the reason for America to experience a demise - but America needs a short demise. Simply to draw back, and let everything else burn.

The current Ivy League Elites think America will become an export region, the reverse of what they saw as Colonialism, where we all produce more than we consume simply to ship off to the rest of the world. Because that would be fair.

We need to pull back, all the way around. Economically, Militarily, Socially. We need to become a Mercantile Nation again. And stiff necked enough to watch regions burn, and not care.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (ZyfCP)

244 234 I, for one, want a Fat, Lazy, Bald, Old, and Ugly Pride Month. Maybe October. Kinda fits in with Halloween.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (FVME7)

Sorry, but Halloween is reserved for Sexy Milfs wearing Sexy Costumes.

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

245 The twangy song I am reminded of has two Jew's harps - the Who song, Join Together (With the Band). Apparently played by both Daltrey and Moon, with Entwistle and Townsend on chord harmonicas.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (WFMLs)

246 I'm calling Gay Pride Month Sodomite Pride Month

I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens




It makes you a sane person.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (BLPzc)

247 It isn't going to go back to the way it was. Insane people run everything now, and they have mortal lock on power.

Posted by: Sharkman at June

Yep


You'll never see normal again.

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (vcbvD)

248 I can see a rainbow from my back deck. Hang on, I gotta go find that fucking leprechaun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:03 PM (u73oe)
*******
Pride month is officially here.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (NpAcC)

249 somebody would be shoveling shit at Ft. Polk the next day.
------
To stir a full cut off 55 gal. shitter and burn it off with fuel oil is nothing a field of wild flowers could beat.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (+ya+t)

250 We need to pull back, all the way around. Economically, Militarily, Socially. We need to become a Mercantile Nation again. And stiff necked enough to watch regions burn, and not care.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (ZyfC

+1000

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

251 We need to pull back, all the way around. Economically, Militarily, Socially. We need to become a Mercantile Nation again. And stiff necked enough to watch regions burn, and not care.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (ZyfCP)

You have a newsletter perhaps...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)

252 And stiff necked enough to watch regions burn, and not care.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (ZyfCP

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Way ahead of you there. I already don't care.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:08 PM (u73oe)

253 246 I'm calling Gay Pride Month Sodomite Pride Month

I suppose that makes me a bad person.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

It makes you a sane person.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (BLPzc)

And Trans? They are Eunuchs.

Posted by: Romeo13... at June 01, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

254 >>first period nerves, and shitty June ice...

>>The games in NYC will be determined by a bad bounce is my prediction


As much as I am not a Lightning fan games in Tampa are pretty cool. The arena is right on the harbor in Tampa and they have an outdoor bar overlooking the bay for between periods.

A couple years ago my buddy and his wife went to a watch party on St Pete beach during the playoffs. They set up a giant outdoor screen and served beers and he Tampa cheerleaders were there handing out t-shirts and other swag.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

255 At least the mass shootings are now multicultural (white, hispanic, black). By the way, 10 minutes is a long time when you are being shot at. You are & will always be your own first responder. The government won't save you.

Four dead, not including suspect, in Tulsa shooting
https://t.co/PeWfTzrtRR

"Officers arrived at the scene of the shooting, on the second floor of the building, within 10 minutes of receiving a call, according to information offered by Deputy Police Chief Eric Dalgleish during a press briefing around 7:15 p.m. local time. Police said the shooter had a rifle and a handgun"

"the shooter died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound and said no responding officers were injured. The suspect, a black man, was described as roughly 35-40 years old. A name has not been provided."

"Tulsa City Councilman Jayme Fowler told KOTV that the gunman was seeking out a particular doctor at the hospital."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:09 PM (MFZ8i)

256
biden-the-invalid: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."

These are the same people who claim they can "Save The Planet" by "controlling the weather" from "climate chaos."




Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 01, 2022 09:10 PM (6saF9)

257 If I was the Grand Poobah, I'd ask every flag officer what their command's mission statement was. If it was longer than 12 words (and the wrong 12 words) somebody would be shoveling shit at Ft. Polk the next day.

When I'm elected King, there's gonna be some changes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 08:52 PM (Msys3)
Ft Polk bout ta be name sumpin else.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

to Kill your enemy, to drive them before you... to hear the lamentation of their women....

Damn.... 16 words... can I break protocol just a bit?

Posted by: Romeo13.... at June 01, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

258 A couple years ago my buddy and his wife went to a watch party on St Pete beach during the playoffs. They set up a giant outdoor screen and served beers and he Tampa cheerleaders were there handing out t-shirts and other swag.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

And they know how to keep their ice in warm, humid temps!

The KeyBank Arena has the shittiest ice in the NHL. How, in Buffalo, you cannot maintain a playable ice sheet is beyond comprehension.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

259 Apparently played by both Daltrey and Moon, with Entwistle and Townsend on chord harmonicas.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks




Love that song.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 09:11 PM (BLPzc)

260 "the shooter died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound and said no responding officers were injured. The suspect, a black man, was described as roughly 35-40 years old. A name has not been provided."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:09 PM (MFZ8i)

So, Black Man... thus memory holed in 3.... 2... 1...

Posted by: Romeo13.... at June 01, 2022 09:12 PM (oHd/0)

261
Impossible: increasing domestic oil production

Possible: "saving" the planet from The Weather

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 01, 2022 09:12 PM (6saF9)

262 To stir a full cut off 55 gal. shitter and burn it off with fuel oil is nothing a field of wild flowers could beat.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 09:07 PM (+ya+t)

Being outside then wire made it more fragrant when up wind.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:12 PM (AmoqO)

263 Throughout June, the USMC takes #Pride in recognizing and honoring the contributions of our LGBTQ service members. We remain committed to fostering an environment free from discrimination, and defend the values of treating all equally, with dignity and respect.

Our war dead get a 5 minute ceremony before everyone breaks for the BBQ. LGBTQ troops get honored for a month. And they use "proud to serve" as an adjunct hashtag for pride month. So they are co-opting that now too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:12 PM (12jgO)

264 Fox News is now saying the shooting lasted four minutes which means the police were never even relevant to this situation.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (MFZ8i)

265 "the shooter died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound and said no responding officers were injured. The suspect, a black man, was described as roughly 35-40 years old. A name has not been provided."

"Tulsa City Councilman Jayme Fowler told KOTV that the gunman was seeking out a particular doctor at the hospital."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:09 PM (MFZ8i)

Well...

If he did have cancer, and at his age (if that is correct), he was looking at a short life expectancy to begin with.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

266 Insane people run everything now, and they have mortal lock on power.

They're in charge now, for sure. But they don't have a mortal lock on a damn thing. That's the silver lining. They can't keep this up. Everything is going to fall to shit.

That's the problem I have with Rock Ribbed Republicans, not saying you are one. They're the folks that will jump in, with grim determination, to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

They need to stay home, and let shit take it's natural course. They need to let go of the rope, and suffer a little, in order to let the right people suffer a lot.

That's no small ask. Letting go of the rope is against their nature.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (ZyfCP)

267 I'm out. Need to alter my state of consciousness for a while. 'Night, Horde. Keep yer hand on it.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (cTCuP)

268 219

Did someone say an open bar was near?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (J00IM)

269
Impossible: decreasing violence in Chicago

Possible: controlling the weather!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (6saF9)

270 Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:06 PM (ZyfCP)

Correct.

Even scaled down drastically, our military is capable of defending this country, and we are nuclear armed. We're made men. And as diminished as we are, and as much as they may hate us, they need us more than we need them. Now is the last time we can cut the fucking cord.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (FIJ+3)

271 It’s all broken. All of it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (Mf7Vh)

272 At this point, any team but the Lightning. Avs first, of course, but Edmonton or NYR would be fine as well. An Avalanche NYR series would be fun. But so would an Oilers Rangers series.

Still getting shitty pixelated feed on our cable. But I can follow along. Funny thing: we get it free because my son works for the City, and has free access to the city built feed.

He is hating his job right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

273 If he did have cancer, and at his age (if that is correct), he was looking at a short life expectancy to begin with.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

/starts to sing...

Go out...
in a Blaze of gloryyyyyy

Posted by: Romeo13..... at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

274 The hospital shooting was either a domestic or he was mad at a doctor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (12jgO)

275 lol.. Doxies are seriously the cutest damn dogs ever.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (nxdel)

276 255:The suspect, a black man, was described as roughly 35-40 years old.


And down the memory hole this goes.

And with that happy note, it's off to bed.

https://youtu.be/AkDPvuidzLg

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (sAmhv)

277 "the shooter died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound and said no responding officers were injured. The suspect, a black man, was described as roughly 35-40 years old.


When the 'shooter' has been shot dead and is no longer a threat, how does he remain a 'suspect' for the actions he committed immediately before his assuming room temp?

It's a mystery it 'tis.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (Msys3)

278 Yikes, seeing Hershel Walker's kid on the tube. The gaydar is pinging everywhere.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (E0NVW)

279
"The idea we're going to be able to click a switch..."

These shitbags are literally the party of "clicking a magical switch."

For example: The idea we're going to be able to click a switch...and make Bruce Jenner a woman...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (6saF9)

280 Even scaled down drastically, our military is capable of defending this country, and we are nuclear armed. We're made men. And as diminished as we are, and as much as they may hate us, they need us more than we need them. Now is the last time we can cut the fucking cord.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:14 PM (FIJ+3)

Yup.... 3 Divisions to the North Border... 3 Divisions to the South... Navy and Air Farce defending the coasts.

Pull everyone back IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13...... at June 01, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)

281 For example: The idea we're going to be able to click a switch...and make Bruce Jenner a woman...
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 01, 2022 09:15 PM (6saF9)

You mean Woman of the Year Bruce Jenner, who STILL has his pennis? and dates Womenz?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

282 Way ahead of you there. I already don't care.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:08 PM (u73oe)

That's why you'll always be the alternate host to the ScoggFactor.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (ZyfCP)

283 Letting go of the rope is against their nature.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (ZyfCP)

Bill Dauterive conservatives.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (FIJ+3)

284 Too convenient, these shootings. Just sayin'. What's 15 or 20 murdered children to a group that stole an entire election?

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

285 The insane have to eat their way through the civilization's surplus. Then we go into a dark age and then people are hungry enough not to eat the surplus.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (OaZlZ)

286 Dogs do seriously love those door stop twangers. Every dog I've had loved to play with them
Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 07:46 PM (0fVbu)

My pup is fascinated by them, too. But he also wants to eat the little white caps. We haven't had doorstops for a year...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (iyVGU)

287 Doxies are seriously the cutest damn dogs ever.
Posted by: Jewells45

Hoo boy that's a double entendre.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

288 Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Sooth, you are on a roll tonight, I think you need a newsletter!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

289 We should have pulled back years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:19 PM (Mf7Vh)

290 Too convenient, these shootings. Just sayin'. What's 15 or 20 murdered children to a group that stole an entire election?
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

To be fair, when you consider the opportunity for even more graft...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

291 284 Too convenient, these shootings. Just sayin'. What's 15 or 20 murdered children to a group that stole an entire election?
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

Whats 15 or 20 murdered children to those who have murdered MILLIONS in the womb, in the last 50 years.

Posted by: Romeo13....... at June 01, 2022 09:20 PM (oHd/0)

292 I don't know where people ever got the idea that a president could do something about immigration at the border.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:20 PM (OaZlZ)

293 Just a month of celebrating one man dumping his seed in another's lower intestine? I need at least two or three months to celebrate this shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 09:21 PM (KFhLj)

294 We should have pulled back years ago.

Did you notice all the dismantling of the CIA and other agencies that were created to intervene overseas to meet the shitty Russians dirty trick for dirty trick ?

I didn't see it.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:22 PM (ZyfCP)

295 A.7926-A (Rosenthal, L)/S.4116-A (Hoylman):

Requires DCJS to certify or decline to certify that microstamping-enabled pistols are technologically viable and if certified as viable, to establish programs and processes for the implementation of such technology; and, establishes the crime of the unlawful sale of a non-microstamping-enabled firearm

Totally can't change a firing pin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 09:22 PM (12jgO)

296 Impossible: decreasing violence in Chicago
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I wouldn't go downtown with kids or especially to the beaches this year. If you do don't go at night and have some way of defending yourself. That fucking mayor is running for office and doesn't give a fuck about anything but your wallet.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 09:22 PM (+ya+t)

297 Joe feels your pain...

Breaking911 @Breaking911
BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1532097085981474818

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:24 PM (yikp0)

298 The reason we elect presidents: if anything catastrophic happens, they are able to shrug their shoulders and dare you to pin it on them.

Also, you must immediately be able to produce a plan to earn the right to suggest they caused something.

Most people don't know that this is our expectation of presidents.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:25 PM (OaZlZ)

299 They need to stay home, and let shit take it's natural course. They need to let go of the rope, and suffer a little, in order to let the right people suffer a lot.
That's no small ask. Letting go of the rope is against their nature.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:13 PM (ZyfCP)

Why did Saigon fall? Would it have been better if it had not fallen?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

300 Keep it up Rangers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 09:26 PM (8GBH4)

301 Too convenient, these shootings. Just sayin'. What's 15 or 20 murdered children to a group that stole an entire election?
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)

302 Did you notice all the dismantling of the CIA and other agencies that were created to intervene overseas to meet the shitty Russians dirty trick for dirty trick ?

I didn't see it.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at June 01, 2022 09:22 PM (ZyfCP)

The real tell? American funded Bio Labs, in UKRAINE? totes not covered by the MSM, but they were there.

Posted by: Romeo13........ at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

303 Breaking911 @Breaking911
BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."
*

Amazing. You literally can. Stop suing, contesting, and canceling oil and gas leases. Resume fracking.

It's Obama's "does Trump have a magic wand" quote all over again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (mDCjO)

304 >>> Joe feels your pain...
Breaking911 @Breaking911
BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:24 PM (yikp0)


Does one click switches? I don't click switches. Is old man cornfused again?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (0fVbu)

305 BIDEN: "The idea we're going to be able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline, is not likely in the near term. Nor is it with regard to food."
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Didn't take them long to break it. They really just don't want to fix it.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:28 PM (AmoqO)

306 Why did Saigon fall? Would it have been better if it had not fallen?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

58,000 American dead... for a defeat engineered by the Democrat Party... to get Nixon.

Did those deaths change anything?

Posted by: Romeo13........ at June 01, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

307 Although honestly they've probably broken things so badly that he's telling the truth. They can't get things back up and running easily. Heck, Keystone would probably take ten years if they decided to let them resume.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (mDCjO)

308 Yep, he sure flipped a few switches to make gas price go thru the roof. Un-switch them dickhead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (8GBH4)

309 sigh...can't hold a lead.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (BgMrQ)

310 It's Obama's "does Trump have a magic wand" quote all over again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (mDCjO)
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That was my take too. Six years later we're back to "magic wand" comments.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (OaZlZ)

311 Didn't expect this much scoring in the East Conf finals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (8GBH4)

312 I always thought Ranger would be a good name for a dog. Easy now, lol.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 09:30 PM (+ya+t)

313 Did those deaths change anything?
Posted by: Romeo13.

For a lot of kids and wives, yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

314 Heck, Keystone would probably take ten years if they decided to let them resume.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:29 PM (mDCjO)
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Especially, having to redo the environmental impact studies all over again.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:31 PM (OaZlZ)

315 313 Did those deaths change anything?
Posted by: Romeo13.

For a lot of kids and wives, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

Grew up in a Bedroom community of a SAC base. B-52s and KC-135s. Watched it all growing up... as my friends Dads would disappear... some to never return.

Posted by: Romeo13........ at June 01, 2022 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

316 when did this game turn into Colorado / Edmonton?

Now...tighten up, and hold onto the lead for more than the blink of an eye.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:32 PM (BgMrQ)

317 306 Why did Saigon fall? Would it have been better if it had not fallen?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)

58,000 American dead... for a defeat engineered by the Democrat Party... to get Nixon.

Did those deaths change anything?
Posted by: Romeo13........ at June 01, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)
The hate for Nixon was a drop in the bucket compared to how they feel Trump. And me and you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

318 Keeping it in the family:

@RedState
30m
Creepy New Info From Hunter Biden's Laptop Includes Text With Pornhub Link Sent to 'Dad'

Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (VhE0u)

319 Ok... rum night... gettin too serious.

Think I'll go watch a Pirate Movie...

Posted by: Romeo13........ at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

320 Didn't expect this much scoring in the East Conf finals.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

*******

I'm going to guess that Game 2 out west will be tied 2-2 by the end of the National Anthem.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (cPDW+)

321 Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)


Two homos and a monkey walk into a lab...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (anj39)

322 Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox

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I'm sort of fascinated that it's apparently one of the vaxxine side effects.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:34 PM (mDCjO)

323 321 Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)


Two homos and a monkey walk into a lab...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (anj39)

Keep your hands off her, you damn dirty Ape!!!!

Posted by: Taylor... at June 01, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

324 @RedState
30m
Creepy New Info From Hunter Biden's Laptop Includes Text With Pornhub Link Sent to 'Dad'

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That was a different "Dad", h8rs. Stop being ridiculous.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:35 PM (mDCjO)

325 No evidence whatsoever of election fraud! Election fraud never happens!

Records show coordinated Arizona ballot collection scheme https://t.co/yrwJzK0WdP

An Arizona woman indicted in 2020 on accusations of illegally collecting ballots apparently ran a sophisticated operation using her status as a well-known Democratic operative in the border city of San Luis to persuade voters to let her gather and in some cases fill out their ballots, according to records obtained by The Associated Press.

Guillermina Fuentes, 66, and a second woman were indicted in December 2020 on one count of ballot abuse, a practice commonly known as "ballot harvesting" that was made illegal under a 2016 state law. Additional charges of conspiracy, forgery and an additional ballot abuse charge were added last October.

Fuentes, a former San Luis mayor who serves as an elected board member of the Gadsden Elementary School District in San Luis, has a Thursday court date where she may change her not guilty plea. Her co-defendant awaits sentencing after pleading guilty to a reduced charge several months ago.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:36 PM (MFZ8i)

326 C'mon prudes, if you can't share porn with members of your immediate family, what's the point of making babies?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 09:36 PM (KFhLj)

327 321 Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)


Two homos and a monkey walk into a lab...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (anj39)
They worship death when they worship shaitan.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)

328 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 01, 2022 09:09 PM (MFZ8i)

That's why I carry everywhere. Even when I visit the hospital.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (4+wAL)

329 Open Range is on. Have a good night everyone.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (+ya+t)

330 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns

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I guess just AR-15 handguns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (FVME7)

331 H/T Insty

Rand Paul asks some interesting questions about NIH

shorturl.at/lntv0

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

332 Creepy New Info From Hunter Biden's Laptop Includes Text With Pornhub Link Sent to 'Dad'
Posted by: IrishEi at June 01, 2022 09:33 PM (VhE0u)
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Well in defense of Mr-totally-separate-from-dad, his father had a pool of numbers and Hunter used some of them some of the time.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (OaZlZ)

333 Gotta admit... may have to go over to pron hub later and see what Hunter's Widow Sex search shows....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:38 PM (oHd/0)

334 I'm sort of fascinated that it's apparently one of the vaxxine side effects.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:34 PM (mDCjO)

Well, the shingles part of it might be, but there really is monkeypox, in spite of the misdiagnosis of shingles as monkeypox in Canada.

Dr Robert Malone's substack has a rundown on it, and a few others now, as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:38 PM (xhaym)

335 The hate for Nixon was a drop in the bucket compared to how they feel Trump. And me and you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

Funny how it became Nixon's war. Made inevitable by Eisenhower, initiated by Kennedy and escalated by Johnson.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

336 331 H/T Insty

Rand Paul asks some interesting questions about NIH

shorturl.at/lntv0
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

Missed it by thatttttt much...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:39 PM (oHd/0)

337 YES!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (ZLI7S)

338 wow, that was some pressure in the O end.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (8GBH4)

339 335 The hate for Nixon was a drop in the bucket compared to how they feel Trump. And me and you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

Funny how it became Nixon's war. Made inevitable by Eisenhower, initiated by Kennedy and escalated by Johnson.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

Simple. They hated Nixon because with Linebacker 2 he actually won the war. We had a Peace treaty in place. Showed that Strength was the correct statergary all along.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (oHd/0)

340 Funny how it became Nixon's war. Made inevitable by Eisenhower, initiated by Kennedy and escalated by Johnson.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)

A foretaste of misdirection by our betters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (hOUT3)

341 OK Jack...

Now you can get excited!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)

342 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns


Just the ones that can blow a lung out.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

343 The US lost Vietnam, and then Vietnam got bought by Nike. So still Communist, but run by the American Communists. Salute the good ol' USA.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:41 PM (FIJ+3)

344 This idea that we should stay home and let the profs take over is unwise. No, check that. It's fucking stupid on steroids.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:42 PM (u73oe)

345 344 This idea that we should stay home and let the profs take over is unwise. No, check that. It's fucking stupid on steroids.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:42 PM (u73oe)

Profs?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (oHd/0)

346 GOD will fix this. Not everybody will be happy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (0OP+5)

347
Well, the shingles part of it might be, but there really is monkeypox...

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Oh, absolutely. I have no doubt that fags traveling to 3rd world sh*tholes in order to bang monkeys in the ass can infect themselves with all kinds of bad stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (mDCjO)

348 Funny how it became Nixon's war. Made inevitable by Eisenhower, initiated by Kennedy and escalated by Johnson.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:39 PM (AmoqO)
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Hey they tried to make Jim Crow something that northern conservatives "own".

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (OaZlZ)

349 >>OK Jack...

>>Now you can get excited!

These young guys are really coming on strong.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

350 Any country run by the faculty lounge will need plenty of black bags with big zippers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:45 PM (Mf7Vh)

351 I think Profs means Professors. Faculty lounge morons

Posted by: Jmel at June 01, 2022 09:45 PM (bVhJi)

352 Professionals- not just the professors?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:45 PM (08ncd)

353 Progs dammit. Progs. I should proofread more betterer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)

354 353 Progs dammit. Progs. I should proofread more betterer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)

Blame it on Spell Chucker... thats what I does

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (oHd/0)

355 These young guys are really coming on strong.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Chris Drury knows what he wants in a player.

These are his kids...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)

356 Rooting for the Rangers. TB has had their day, time for someone new.

Side note: TB goalie has two different lubricants in his name. VaseliinevsKY. (I crack me up!)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (cPDW+)

357 autocucumber

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (08ncd)

358 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns

Nerf: okay.
Super Soaker: maybe. depends on capacity.
Airsoft: banned.

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (P1f+c)

359 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns


Just the ones that can blow a lung out.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

...

He's still good with two shotgun blasts through a closed door right

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (B15o+)

360 It's not a matter of "let." The progs have taken over. How does one roll this back?

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (FIJ+3)

361 >>> Progs dammit. Progs. I should proofread more betterer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)


I thought it worked well as professors take ever too. The tyranny of the credintialized.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (0fVbu)

362 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns
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Only those owned by non-government parties.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (mDCjO)

363 358 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns

Nerf: okay.
Super Soaker: maybe. depends on capacity.
Airsoft: banned.
Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (P1f+c)

So, my .45 Semi Auto out... but my .45 Single action six shooter in?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (oHd/0)

364 Simple. They hated Nixon because with Linebacker 2 he actually won the war. We had a Peace treaty in place. Showed that Strength was the correct statergary all along.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. Then Kennedy and cohorts abandoned them. Most disgraceful thing this country did last century.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (AmoqO)

365 362 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns
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Only those owned by non-government parties.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:48 PM (mDCjO)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (08ncd)

366 What's the caliber of choice if I just wanted to blow someone's spleen out?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

367 364 Simple. They hated Nixon because with Linebacker 2 he actually won the war. We had a Peace treaty in place. Showed that Strength was the correct statergary all along.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:40 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. Then Kennedy and cohorts abandoned them. Most disgraceful thing this country did last century.
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (AmoqO)

and another piece of history not taught to our children... I know... I had to counteract this view with my Kids.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:50 PM (oHd/0)

368 I mean, I don't wanna go stampeding towards the lungs and all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:50 PM (u73oe)

369 Oh, I imagine they have it in mind for plenty of NGOs to be heavily armed... Antifa and BLM, for starters.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:50 PM (FIJ+3)

370 Democrats never say what they say.

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:50 PM (Vg5Sd)

371 Tin soldiers and Hunter coming...

Posted by: CSNY&LGBTQWERTY at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

372 366 What's the caliber of choice if I just wanted to blow someone's spleen out?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

There was this gal I knew in college...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (08ncd)

373 366 What's the caliber of choice if I just wanted to blow someone's spleen out?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

I would say... .22 Long? with a Target Pistol? Don't want too big of a bullet... but want to ensure you hit the spleen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (oHd/0)

374 322 Now lets talk about the indications of a lab origin of the current strain of monkey pox

*

I'm sort of fascinated that it's apparently one of the vaxxine side effects.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:34 PM (mDCjO)

...

My wife's rhumetologist (sp whatever) was at a conference last month where they announced that mononucleousis was a man made virus that escaped from the lab in the ?? (she thinks he said 40's).

This was some major conference with Fauci's right hand guy at it.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (B15o+)

375
Stay away from him.
He'll shoot your lungs out, Jim

Ahooo! .38s of London. Ahoo!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (OaZlZ)

376 Say what you will about Amber Heard, she'll make a great MSNBC anchor. Or maybe get a seat on The View.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)

377 I think we should be at least allowed all calibers up to the size of a 1770's musket ball.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (B15o+)

378 "The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (Vg5Sd)

379 What's the caliber of choice if I just wanted to blow someone's spleen out?

*

35 Whelen. Designed specifically for that, interestingly enough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (mDCjO)

380 What's the caliber of choice if I just wanted to blow someone's spleen out?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

Yesterday we decided .380. Now for a kidney you want something in the 7.62 to .32 range, and if you are just looking for the prostate, .22 is the bunny, but you may need more than one shot

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (xhaym)

381 Stay away from him.
He'll shoot your lungs out, Jim

Ahooo! .38s of London. Ahoo!
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (OaZlZ)

And 38s are enough for me.... I'm an ass man... oh... wait... guns..

Never mind.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (oHd/0)

382 Say what you will about Amber Heard, she'll make a great MSNBC anchor. Or maybe get a seat on The View.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)

...

Mexican weather girl maybe.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (B15o+)

383 Democrats never say what they say.
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:50 PM (Vg5Sd)

Or what they really mean!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

384 Mexican weather girl maybe.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (B15o+)

Point of order: don't you need boobs and ass?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (08ncd)

385 "The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (Vg5Sd)

We most assuredly lost that war.

The reason why it happened is the propagandist lie.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (FIJ+3)

386 "The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.

Why, that's just poppycock.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (Xrfse)

387 377 I think we should be at least allowed all calibers up to the size of a 1770's musket ball.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (B15o+)

Played a lot of paintball in the early days.

.65... same caliber as a lot of muskets... damn things were HUGE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (oHd/0)

388 so, amber heard's career as an actress is over, right

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (geLO8)

389 White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns
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Some will be left for the Secret Service.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (OaZlZ)

390 Mexican weather girl maybe.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (B15o+)

Point of order: don't you need boobs and ass?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (08ncd)

What did Johnny ever see in her?
And Elon?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (B15o+)

391 We most assuredly lost that war.

The reason why it happened is the propagandist lie.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (FIJ+3)

Won the War.... lost the Peace.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (oHd/0)

392 There was this gal I knew in college...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (08ncd)

Was that the one who misinterpreted the word blow?

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (AmoqO)

393 >>> White House Says Biden Doesn't Support Ban on "All" Handguns

Nerf: okay.
Super Soaker: maybe. depends on capacity.
Airsoft: banned.
Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2022 09:47 PM (P1f+c)

Putting your hand out index finger pointing and thumb up is ok if your hand is registered and you've passed a background check. Semiautomatic BANG ... BANG or pew ... pew is allowed but full auto rat-a-tat-tat isn't unless you are an FFL holder.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (0fVbu)

394 385 "The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (Vg5Sd)

We most assuredly lost that war.

The reason why it happened is the propagandist lie.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 09:53 PM (FIJ+3)


The war was over two years before the fall of Saigon.

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:55 PM (Vg5Sd)

395 378 "The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.
Posted by: davidt

It worked didn't it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

396 My wife's rhumetologist (sp whatever) was at a conference last month where they announced that mononucleousis was a man made virus that escaped from the lab in the ?? (she thinks he said 40's).

This was some major conference with Fauci's right hand guy at it.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:51 PM (B15o+)

Look up Plum Island and Lyme Disease...

#woah

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)

397 What did Johnny ever see in her?
And Elon?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (B15o+)

I see the physical attraction. I prefer slender womenz.

Problem is how long can they hide the cray cray side.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:55 PM (oHd/0)

398 >>"The US lost the Viet Nam War," is probably the most successful propaganda lie in history.


more like, quit- when Congress basically defunded it

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (geLO8)

399 Was that the one who misinterpreted the word blow?
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (AmoqO)

Hey! I don't know what happened- but the spleen ended up on the floor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (08ncd)

400 Have we won a war since WWII?

I would've thought the Cold War, but turns out that wasn't right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (mDCjO)

401 This man needs an appendectomy!

BLAM

OK, all good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)

402 Say what you will about Amber Heard, she'll make a great MSNBC anchor. Or maybe get a seat on The View.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 09:52 PM (FVME7)
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She already has achieved a View-level credibility.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (OaZlZ)

403 Okay cat with the camera was f-ing funny.
And, probably willowed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (ufFY8)

404 Putting your hand out index finger pointing and thumb up is ok if your hand is registered and you've passed a background check. Semiautomatic BANG ... BANG or pew ... pew is allowed but full auto rat-a-tat-tat isn't unless you are an FFL holder.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (0fVbu)

Kids are now being suspended for the finger gun. No longer allowed at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (oHd/0)

405 Short journey from "inflation is transitory, idiots" to "we're not bringing these prices down anytime soon, assholes".

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (dscaa)

406 Your spleen is vented.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (OaZlZ)

407 Have we won a war since WWII?

I would've thought the Cold War, but turns out that wasn't right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (mDCjO)

...

Grenada!

Plus weekend in Panama.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (B15o+)

408 What did Johnny ever see in her?
And Elon?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:54 PM (B15o+)

My experience has been there is not just a crazy-hot matrix, but also a crazy-wild direct correlation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (08ncd)

409 Huh. The lunatic Roman Emperor we know as "Caligula" was actually named: "Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus".

"Caligula" means Little Caliga, which is a type of Roman soldier's boot. As a lad, Caligula accompanied his father on the Rhine front and was dressed up as a little soldier and the soldiers nicknamed him Caligula.

Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 09:58 PM (BLPzc)

410 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:56 PM (mDCjO)

Think it was about the time the "Department of War" became the "Department of Defense"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at June 01, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

411 Short journey from "inflation is transitory, idiots" to "we're not bringing these prices down anytime soon, assholes".
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (dscaa)

Within 3-4 weeks. Simply amazing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2022 09:58 PM (Mf7Vh)

412 Brown Bess .75 caliber, bigger than French Charleville .69 caliber though the banded French ones were easier to disassemble than the pinned British ones for cleaning.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 09:59 PM (yikp0)

413 Prices are never going down. Not to any great extent at least. They can't. Boom, two years, these are the new prices. Go ahead and get used to them. They aren't going anywhere but up.

Did you get a 40% raise last year btw?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 09:59 PM (mDCjO)

414 Hey! I don't know what happened- but the spleen ended up on the floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

******

Pick that up and brush it off. We may need it later.

/a thrifty surgeon

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 09:59 PM (cPDW+)

415 Both Caligula and... Caracalla had the nicknames whispered behind their backs while they were alive thrust on them by the historians after they died (were assassinated.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 09:59 PM (08ncd)

416 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2022 10:00 PM (08ncd)

417 Got a 2% raise in Jan. Was layed off in March. Go me.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2022 10:01 PM (E0NVW)

418 Grenada!

Plus weekend in Panama.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 09:57 PM (B15o+)

Yeah... fucking Grenada. I was on the USS Iwo Jima, off the coast of Lebanon... after the Beirut barracks blast (which was OUR Marines)... one of the ships that invaded Grenada? yeah, supposed to be relieving us on station... so we ended up getting home late... to a rain swept pier, with no bands, no one to greet us. Bitter? Hell yeah.

Then... to see the F'n Cling Eastwood Movie Heartbreak Ridge... where they were invading Grenada... and the ship they show??? YEAH MY FUCKING SHIP (LPH2 Iwo Jima)... the one that was relived late... and was not there. Yeah... got a few problems with that one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 10:02 PM (oHd/0)

419 "Caligula" means Little Caliga, which is a type of Roman soldier's boot. As a lad, Caligula accompanied his father on the Rhine front and was dressed up as a little soldier and the soldiers nicknamed him Caligula.

******

Cool.

Now do Emiliano Zapata

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2022 10:02 PM (cPDW+)

420 I remember 1978 (Navy Corpsman Naval Regional Medical Center, Oakland.)
The "Great" coming out. Suddenly there was the "Bath Houses" "Castro Street" and fellow Corpsmen wearing "pink' scrubs" in the OR. The peanut farmer's "Don't ask, don't tell"
Pure Sodom and Gomorrah back then....and then, the deaths, heinous in nature...brutal results from how the gays practiced their lifestyles yet no one said STOP.

Instead they made quilts and protested and quilted a nation to feel sorry for them, for living such a "Abhorrent" lifestyle.
And for you non-medical newbies..."A man...sticking his D**K into another man's A** and ejaculating into said other man's A**
will never...ever ...produce a human baby!!
Call me HATER...call me Normie
Don't care at all.
But you are Fu**ed up beyond words...seek help now!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 01, 2022 10:03 PM (J00IM)

421 Both Caligula and... Caracalla had the nicknames whispered behind their backs while they were alive thrust on them by the historians after they died (were assassinated.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



According to the book I am reading by historian Tom Holland about the Julian-Claudian Dynasty, which is called "Dynasty", Caligula proudly went by that name and governed under it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 10:08 PM (BLPzc)

422 The war was over two years before the fall of Saigon.
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2022 09:55 PM (Vg5Sd)

And yet... The General Secretaries of The Communist Party of Vietnam have ruled Vietnam without question since 1973.

That's a loss. Just not a military one. And it's instructive. It shows why the United States can't win wars.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 10:08 PM (FIJ+3)

423 @413

>>Did you get a 40% raise last year btw?

I just got a 14 pct raise, but unfortunately everything has gone up by about 30 pct.

The adults are in charge, unfortunately the adults are John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2022 10:08 PM (wrJmx)

424 Holy shnit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2022 10:09 PM (ZLI7S)

425 246 I'm calling Gay Pride Month Sodomite Pride Month

How about just Sodomite Month, there's no pride in it. There are no envious people to make them proud.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 01, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

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