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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report - 5/31/22![]() One of the claims he made, speaking to reporters alongside Marine One, was that a 9mm bullet “blows the lung out of the body. . . ” . . . Saying that he had consulted experts, Biden claimed that a “9 mm bullet blows the lung out of the body” and added, “There’s simply no rational basis for it in terms of self protection, hunting. . . ” . . . Biden continued with a second claim, saying that the Second Amendment was not meant to be “absolute” and repeating — as he has a number of times in the past — the assertion that when the Bill of Rights was written, citizens could not legally own cannons. “The Constitution, the Second Amendment was never absolute. You couldn’t buy a cannon when the Second Amendment was passed,” Biden continued. “I think things have gotten so bad that everybody is getting more rational about it.”What a 9mm bullet can or cannot do is irrelevant and ditto his being completely wrong about the Second Amendment. Yet again, and ditto ditto every Democrat every time there is a mass shooting or incident involving a politically profitable victim or victims. Funny, but I do not seem to recall any sort of strident anti-gun rhetoric in the media in the aftermath of Bernie Sanders-supporting and Dick Durbin-linked James Hodgkinson mowing down several unarmed GOP politicians who somehow miraculously escaped death if not severe injury like Steve Scalsise at a softball field a couple of years ago. Same goes for Stephen Paddock in Las Vegas back in 2017 who did manage to kill 60 people. Yet, when black youths create a free fire zone in Democrat-controlled fiefdoms, on almost a daily basis and double on weekends, there's absolute radio silence. Unless of course white police officers or white supremacy or structural racism can somehow be drawn into the scrum. 21 innocent children and teachers slain in Uvalde is an infamia that demands we do something. This below? Nothing to see here, move along. More than 30 people lost their lives from gun violence around the country over a blood-spattered Memorial Day weekend — just days after the tragic school shooting in Uvalde, Texas. Dozens of victims — including 13 in Philadelphia alone — lost their lives with violence spiraling across the nation. . . Chicago saw at least six people were killed over the weekend and another 34 injured. . . Maryland suffered at least four shooting deaths, including a 17-year-old boy and two men involved in a separate triple shooting in Baltimore. . . . . . A gunman opened fire at a festival in Oklahoma Saturday night, killing one and injuring seven others. The suspect, Skyler Buckner, 26, later turned himself in. In New York, two people were fatally shot in separate Brooklyn incidents over the weekend, according to cops. There were also gunshot fatalities in cities including Tampa, Memphis, Fresno and Atlanta.You know, I'm starting to utterly loathe the expression "gun violence" because the gun is the least important part of the equation. It's the violence, stupid. But that's not what this is all about and never has been. And as if on cue, like radioactive zombie alien herpes, Justin "Castreau-cesu" Trudeau points the way. “New gun control legislation the federal government tabled today includes a national freeze on the purchase, sale, importation and transfer of handguns in Canada — the government’s most ambitious attempt yet to restrict access to firearms in this country,” the CBC reported. “While the proposal falls short of a full ban on handguns, it would effectively limit the number of them in Canada. . . ” . . . Trudeau claimed that the gun violence was on the rise so that meant it was his “duty to keep taking action.” Trudeau previously used efforts to implement new gun control measures to distract from his blackface scandal in which photos emerged that showed him on multiple occasions wearing racist blackface. Trudeau’s remarks come after Democrat [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden appeared to take aim at handguns Monday on Memorial Day, claiming that a 9mm bullet, which is the most popular handgun caliber, “blows the lung out of the body.”Not five months ago, Castreauc-escu and some broad who's his chief reichsminister (I forget her accursed name) seized the bank accounts and assets of the truckers who convoyed to Ottawa to protest the Chinese COVID lockdowns and mandates. I think it is safe to assume that all of them were unarmed, or if some were armed, the protest was actually peaceful, and not "mostly peaceful" as in the 2020 summer of love in the wake of George Floyd's demise down here. But what would happen if they were armed and their intentions were not just "mostly peaceful" but "incredibly peaceful?" Look what's going on in Sri Lanka in the wake of forcing organic farming and other green madness on the citizenry. Starvation and worse. Think that that can't happen here? I hate to be the bearer of bad news (although that can be rightly assumed to be my job description) but it's already happening here. Castreau-cescu's Canada is a harbinger. As for us, the only thing that really is preventing this illegitimate junta from doing anything it wants is the fact that a very large percentage of the 330 million of us are armed with perhaps double or triple that number in weapons and God knows the number of rounds of ammunition. While what happened at the Loudon County school board and the reaction to Nina Skankowicz and the paused Ministry of Truth might have been figurative shots across the bow, what will it take to cause all of us en masse to "break glass, pull handle" as it were? The 2020 election was indeed a shock and we let it slide. They did it before and they damn well know they can do it again. The last thing I wish for in this life is to see the day when the shooting starts. But that said, I'd feel a whole lot better if I knew that there was an actual red line and not an Obama red line. The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.
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Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 07:41 AM (yrol0) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 31, 2022 07:42 AM (1mF7N) 3
Tird?
Posted by: John Tax Roberts at May 31, 2022 07:42 AM (Dmb5D) 4
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 31, 2022 07:42 AM (zhLdt) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 07:42 AM (1n+EO) 6
"Yet, when black youths create a free fire zone in Democrat-controlled fiefdoms, on almost a daily basis"
Not "almost." It's 24/7/365. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 07:43 AM (qpX6U) 7
Paul Sperry @PaulSperry30 · May 27
Key takeaways from Sussmann trial: 1/5 FBI leadership was "fired up" about smearing Trump. They were hardly victims of the Clinton hoax 2/5 FBI HQ prevented field agents from investigating originators of Clinton dirty trick 3/5 Hillary personally greenlighted it 4/5 FBI used a journalist to spy on the Trump campaign and report back as a CHS informant 5/5 FBI confirmed that Rodney Joffe was an FBI informant concerning Russian cyber threats (including possibly the alleged DNC "hack") Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:43 AM (yikp0) 8
What a beautiful May. I hope June measures up.
Posted by: IanDeal at May 31, 2022 07:44 AM (MGjjz) 9
Knoxville cop caught in predator sting this weekend. Amusing foot chase ensues:
youtube.com/watch?v=THENU08r5eg Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 07:44 AM (qpX6U) 10
Another boating accident: in Virginia's James River over a dam in rafts and paddleboards with two women missing out of a party of twelve.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:44 AM (yikp0) 11
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2022 07:44 AM (ENBF0) 12
JJ, happy belated REAL birthday!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (R/uuE) 13
I called the dogs!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (yrol0) 14
Curious; did anyone see any meteors last night? Supposed to be a good show but I couldn't stay up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (DjtoJ) 15
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (arJlL) Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (qpX6U) 17
Two bb-gun shootings in Toronto high schools yesterday.
Gee? I wonder where they got that idea from?? Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:46 AM (yikp0) 18
Expect more uneducated statements on firearms as POTATUS pushes forward with his demands that we give up our weapons.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 31, 2022 07:46 AM (4olE8) 19
12 JJ, happy belated REAL birthday!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 07:45 AM (R/uuE) Thanks. It was quiet and nice. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2022 07:46 AM (s2VJv) 20
When I was five or six I took a $10 bill from my Mom's purse, walked to the corner and hid it. Then I "found" it.
No theft, right? Sounds like the FBI with the dossier, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2022 07:47 AM (i0slg) 21
Our post-Constitutional President is as dumb as a post.
Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:47 AM (vrz2I) 22
Who let the corgis out, mon??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:47 AM (yikp0) 23
The whole thing is an Op. They intentionally let the perps off from "minor" things expecting that they will come back with bigger things. They want the whole populace to get fed up and demand the end of the 2nd A.
If Biden and the Soros DAs were trying to destroy the country, what would they do different? Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2022 07:48 AM (lKAqb) 24
Mornin' Horde, HB, JJ. You share a birthday with my lovely bride today.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 31, 2022 07:48 AM (p1qaQ) 25
24 Mornin' Horde, HB, JJ. You share a birthday with my lovely bride today.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 31, 2022 07:48 AM (p1qaQ) It was yesterday. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2022 07:48 AM (s2VJv) 26
Conservatives want to do everything to protect kids and schools short of infringing on the rights on lawful gun owners.
Democrats only want to infringe on the rights of lawful gun owners. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 31, 2022 07:49 AM (OeBYn) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2022 07:49 AM (EZebt) 28
Biden is either honest to god the stupidest man alive, or the most trusting for reading the dumb trash they hand him.
They need to stop saying "gun violence" and say the more common denominator "Democrat Voter Violence" Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 07:49 AM (a8Uqv) 29
Biden has also been lying about oil production numbers.
||In multiple recent appearances, President Joe Biden has knowingly repeated an untruthful statement about the amount of oil being produced in the United States at this time. Over and over again, he has said either that the U.S. is producing record amounts of oil per day or that it is "approaching" record levels of production.|| He means "record lows". Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:50 AM (yikp0) 30
Biden's puppet words may signal a shift to the Left going after ammunition.
Battle space prep for SCOTUS striking down NYS's gun law. For self-defense you're only allowed five .22 bullets. No nasty 9mms for you. Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2022 07:51 AM (i0slg) Posted by: 7man at May 31, 2022 07:51 AM (qwO6y) 32
Biden is either honest to god the stupidest man alive, or the most trusting for reading the dumb trash they hand him.
Oh he is stupid. 50 years of the public record proves that Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 07:51 AM (d0Qel) 33
Happy Belated Birthday JJ !
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 07:51 AM (arJlL) 34
Conservatives want to do everything to protect kids and schools short of infringing on the rights on lawful gun owners.
Democrats only want to infringe on the rights of lawful gun owners. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 31, 2022 07:49 AM (OeBYn) Democrats don't want to actually help anyone. Every plan they've ever had was made specifically to make their enemies suffer. If they cared about people being shot they'd demand th national guard flood every major city and confiscate the illegal guns that are used in 99.99% of gun murders. But they don't because it isn't about guns, it's about harassing (and putting in danger) those that oppose them. Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 07:52 AM (a8Uqv) Posted by: dantesed at May 31, 2022 07:52 AM (88xKn) 36
"Rewarding the FBI with a half-billion in tax dollars would not just be a slap in the face to Republican voters but also to every victim of the FBI’s shoddy, unaccountable practices."
That is our representation for us! Everyone with any decency and common sense know that the FBI should be disbanded at the least, and mass incarceration of the criminals within who destroyed that agencies reputation as being optimal. But no, they want to reward the agency for their Stasi behavior. I'm wondering how much of this is plain contempt for We The People, or is it that the FBI is engaged in friendly extortion: "Nice job you have there, would be a shame if you had a televised 4AM raid take place." Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 07:52 AM (AHeqJ) 37
Annual USA oil production, per EIA:
https://tinyurl.com/2p88ke2c Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 07:52 AM (qpX6U) 38
Happy Birthday Mrs. Hawkpilot !
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 07:52 AM (arJlL) 39
Wouldn't you want a handgun for self-defense to do a lot of damage (like blow a lung out, whatever that means)? I do have a 0.22 revolver and with the 0.22 mag it would stop somebody if in the right place but I was was facing a home invasion and had a chance to defend myself I would probably rather have a 9mm
I wonder if Biden has ever shot a handgun. Maybe when facing down Corn Pop. Or defending black kids from the KKK in Delaware. . Posted by: Ripley at May 31, 2022 07:53 AM (MxEKc) 40
I've appreciated Doug Bandow's writing in the past, but his article on Saudi above is just stupid. He takes the same approach to them as Biden and the left do, and that attitude produces nothing but failure - and like it or not, they are too important to us for us to have the luxury of being able to treat them like dirt.
Trump knew how to deal with them, and he did it very well. He did NOT negotiate with them by starting off telling them how stupid and evil they were. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 07:53 AM (DjtoJ) 41
...over the weekend, president Sponge Brain Shits Pants, whose 81 million votes, mostly cast by about 800 actual people, spent the Memorial Day weekend standing on the bodies of 21 more victims of Communism railing against the people he was supposed to unite, and the Constitution he swore to defend.
Let's remember that Biden is basically a robot or puppet. His mental function is gone. He's not doing anything anymore -- and likely has not been since late in 2020 -- unless someone tells him too. So the words he speaks are not his own. They are likely those of the Obama people. Important to keep in mind, because too many people think all this is happening because of Biden. So if we just get rid of Biden, and put a different radical leftist in charge, one who has his/her mental capacity, things will be great again. Or, those on the right think if we just get Trump or Desantis in office, things will be great again. Biden is nothing more than a mouthpiece for the thousands of radicals that infest DC. Biden is a tool for them, not a leader or mastermind. It's like blaming Scoldilocks for the "climate change" cult. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 31, 2022 07:54 AM (Do5/p) 42
Good morning horde
Busy and a hot one here already Posted by: Skip's phone at May 31, 2022 07:55 AM (bsORy) Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2022 07:55 AM (i0slg) 44
JJ is coming to the end of his days as an extreme unhappy person
Posted by: Steve at May 31, 2022 07:55 AM (kU4fB) 45
Morning peeps.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 07:56 AM (BFigT) 46
To the extent that the Bill of Rights is "not absolute", the abridgments are (or should be) very limited. Freedom of speech isn't "absolute". Perjury and libel are contrary to the law. But inflammatory speech is allowed, up to the point that there's a real danger of violence (the Brandenburg doctrine). Democrats never look at our rights as limited only at the extremes. They look at them as a gift of government, which can abridge or take them away whenever they want. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 07:56 AM (/U27+) 47
41 True dat.
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 07:56 AM (qpX6U) 48
Hiya Skip's phone !
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 07:57 AM (arJlL) 49
... The words, if you could call them that, that were emitted through the cloud of half digested farina and halitosis, did nothing but raise alarm bells both to signal further mental decline and as a warning for what's to come in terms of the further degradation of our inalienable, God-given rights to defend ourselves from criminals. Including and most especially those of the elected variety.
He is just reading from the teleprompter. Badly, but still every time he ad libs they have walk those turd-words back by trying to grab the clean end. I blame the handlers mostly. And the cheater thieves, and the fucked up federal courts, and... the soul sucking media types that cover up this shit like a cat trying to bury a turd on a linoleum floor. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 07:57 AM (F0YaR) 50
41 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 31, 2022 07:54 AM (Do5/p)
I don't think anyone is under that illusion. Except maybe the GOP who engage in bullshit impeachment theatrics. Meh, they know he won't be ousted that way anyway which is why they do it. But there are still clueless folks who do not understand the true nature of what we are facing. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2022 07:57 AM (s2VJv) 51
MFM b.s. about Aussie election: chyron refuses to call the Liberals the 'Liberals' instead using 'conservative opposition'; a second chyron calls leftist Labor 'center-left'. 💩🤡🌎
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:59 AM (yikp0) 52
So, the dictator of Canada has found a new game.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2022 08:00 AM (lTGtQ) 53
It's probably nothing.
Malaysia bans the exportation of chickens, keeping them for domestic use only. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:00 AM (yikp0) 54
If John Henry "Doc" Holliday, DDS, was alive today he'd pack a 9MM. "They call me Lunger. I'd like you to meet Little Lunger".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (lz5hY) 55
Yes, civilians absolutely could own cannons. That was the entire point. Fully armed citizen militias with all the best military capabilities available.
Fuck Spongebrain. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (6FeV1) 56
And I see I am not alone in saying that Biden's words ain't his own. Dayum. The Horde be quick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (F0YaR) 57
Drag is gay blackface.
Drag queens are men putting on garish clown make-up and fright wigs to ridicule women. And leftist women are not only OK with this, they celebrate it. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (OeBYn) 58
Joe Biden talking about firearms or ammo is like Navin in The Jerk spouting some wisdom.
"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it." Rootin For Putin. Free Buffalo Guy! More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (VghRo) 59
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (Zz0t1) 60
. . . Saying that he had consulted experts, Biden claimed that a “9 mm bullet blows the lung out of the body” and added, “There’s simply no rational basis for it in terms of self protection, hunting. . . ”
This sounds more like a reason to ban Kamala Harris. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (5NkmN) 61
Trump knew how to deal with them, and he did it very well. He did NOT negotiate with them by starting off telling them how stupid and evil they were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 07:53 AM (DjtoJ) It's because Democrats love to act tough, knowing they'll never be tough, and it always bites them in the ass. It's like Obama's tough guy "red line" which when crossed he acted like a bitch over. There hasn't been a foreign policy issue in the last 70 years Democrats haven't momentarily f'd up with their fake bravado, or their appeasement of monsters. Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (a8Uqv) 62
"All gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve." Good Morning Steve. 😁 Try not to be a dick today. Be better. Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (zG9TM) 63
16% of adults say the country is headed in the right direction. How many of those people live under a bridge?
Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (vrz2I) 64
Yes, civilians absolutely could own cannons. That was the entire point. Fully armed citizen militias with all the best military capabilities available.
Fuck Spongebrain. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:01 AM (6FeV1) Iianm, and I don't think I am, civilians can STILL own a cannon under federal law. No license required. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (F0YaR) 65
So, the dictator of Canada has found a new game.
---------------------- Yeah, he's been after legal firearms since 2016. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (yikp0) 66
Every dope who pisses and moans about guns can never address the fundamental issue: Murder Is Already Illegal.
If that law doesn't magically stop murders, then how is a law against gun ownership supposed to work? Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (6FeV1) 67
The 2nd Amendment is there for one reason and one reason only.
To protect the American Citizen from a tyrannical government. Period. Everything else is just a welcome or unwelcome side effect. Our government is approaching tyranny at a rapid rate in these times. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) 68
It's not only the Obama retreads pulling the strings for *biden. There's a lot more going on behind the scenes than I think we're prepared to acknowledge. But, yea, nothing that shithead says is his own. Even the scripted and written statements for him end up garbled.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (BFigT) 69
If that law doesn't magically stop murders, then how is a law against gun ownership supposed to work?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (6FeV1) --- These same people believe unicorn farts and pixie dust will provide limitless energy for all eternity. Rationality is not their strong suit. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (YIVH2) 70
The AP put out a timeline of the police response to the Uvalde mass murder.
https://is.gd/3NIt2E So, we have the news media reporting on how the police handled a shooting at a public school. It's like a turducken of institutional failures. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (OeBYn) 71
Yes, civilians absolutely could own cannons.
---------------------------- Shit, even here, today I have a reenactor friend who owns a 1-pdr naval cannon. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (yikp0) 72
>.And I see I am not alone in saying that Biden's words ain't his own. Dayum. The Horde be quick.
Posted by: GnuBreed oh I've been saying this for a long time the real 'president' of the United States is actually a small coterie of like-minded socialists centered around a certain mansion in the Kalorama neighborhood of Washington DC Posted by: DB at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (geLO8) 73
A 9mm would deflate a lung by putting a hole in it. It will not completely extract it from the human body.
Biden is a fucking idiot and his handlers are feeding him epic bullshit to say because they KNOW they can get away with it and half of America will buy it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) 74
The infantile media make the astro-turfing of Abbott and Biden so painfully obvious with the old lying standby of:
Guy we hate - booed! Yeah, booed in a state where his popularity borders on overwhelming. He was booed by protesters bused in from the NE and everyone knows it. Guy we love - well, policies we love repeated anyway - cheers! Yeah cheers, in a state where the demented fool is more hated than Satan. Cheered by wacky lefties from DC is what happened - so they can just cut out the lying at this point. Posted by: Boswell at May 31, 2022 08:06 AM (5iUNf) 75
>>The AP put out a timeline of the police response to the Uvalde mass murder.
I'm just going to assume it's total crap Posted by: DB at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (geLO8) 76
Saying that he had consulted experts, Biden claimed that a “9 mm bullet blows the lung out of the body” and added, “There’s simply no rational basis for it in terms of self protection, hunting. . . ”
This sounds more like a reason to ban Kamala Harris. Posted by: naturalfake If that truly were the case, #1. Why do cops carry lung blowers? #2. That is definitely why you would want them for self defense and hunting. Quick, clean kills. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (R/uuE) 77
Also: i should say that something that "blows the lung out of the body" is absolutely exactly what one should want for self defense purposes.
You think you're going to just go "blam blam" with a little noise maker in the air and Big Bad Skinhead Meth Addict is gonna run away crying? Oh, wait. Shitbrains actually does think that. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (6FeV1) 78
Sponge at 67. Word.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (oWBc3) 79
A 9mm would deflate a lung by putting a hole in it. It will not completely extract it from the human body.
Biden is a fucking idiot and his handlers are feeding him epic bullshit to say because they KNOW they can get away with it and half of America will buy it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) Spot on Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (d0Qel) 80
Biden is either honest to god the stupidest man alive, or the most trusting for reading the dumb trash they hand him.
Oh he is stupid. 50 years of the public record proves that Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 31, 2022 07:51 AM (d0Qel) Yet the hapless GOP could never figure out how to dislodge him. Well done, Rove. Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:08 AM (5zVb8) 82
Our government is approaching tyranny at a rapid rate in these times.
We achieved tyranny with the CoViD "pandemic". At this point they are in the depopulation stage. We didn't use our 2nd Amendment when it most mattered, now we just get to watch each other be eaten away by these Malthusian degenerates. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:08 AM (AHeqJ) 83
Blows a lung out of the body? What would the exit wound look like? And do the emergency responders have to bag the lung for evidence?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 31, 2022 08:08 AM (45fpk) 84
63 16% of adults say the country is headed in the right direction. How many of those people live under a bridge?
Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (vrz2I) Local, state and federal employment is about 16% of total workforce. Posted by: 7man at May 31, 2022 08:08 AM (qwO6y) 85
In other news, multiple people injured in a mass shooting in downtown Charleston last night.
https://tinyurl.com/m6nr6mct To read the article, you expect that this took place right in the heart of the old historic, and heavily tourist filled areas, with sidewalk restaurants and stuff. Once you Google map the given streets, you get a better idea of where it took place. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (1n+EO) 86
India bans exportation of wheat, Malaysia bans exportation of chickens; some people are starting to figure out that food is going to get scarce soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (DjtoJ) 87
They orchestrated this coup right down to Presidential succession. When FJB was VP, people used to joke it was Obama's insurance policy. Right now, there's about 15 policies in effect with the cavalcade of losers that would succeed shit for brains.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (lz5hY) 88
You knew the audience in Uvalde was a rent a mob by the demographics. There are no pasty white, stringy haired chicks there.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:10 AM (oWBc3) 89
No, Senate Republicans, the FBI Does Not Deserve a Raise
Raise of hands of people who think this won't happen. You know they will vote for it overwhelmingly. New boss is same as the old boss with just different phrasing. Posted by: WiNO at May 31, 2022 08:10 AM (EpDzw) 90
India bans exportation of wheat, Malaysia bans exportation of chickens; some people are starting to figure out that food is going to get scarce soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (DjtoJ) People who still know in living memory what it is for an entire nation to not have food. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:10 AM (6FeV1) 91
Yes, civilians absolutely could own cannons.
---------------------------- Shit, even here, today I have a reenactor friend who owns a 1-pdr naval cannon. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:05 AM (yikp0) Canon owners across the nation should start posting videos on the twatters of them firing the canons they can't own under the 2nd Amendment. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (Zz0t1) 92
"The AP put out a timeline of the police response to the Uvalde mass murder."
29 minutes to 'find the keys' to classroom doors. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (qpX6U) 93
You get statements like Biden's because neither he nor the people putting words in his mouth have no experience outside of their tiny circle of credentialism. They go to college to get indoctrinated, then perhaps to law school to get a box checked off. They work inside a bubble with only likeminded people and have no idea what other places or people are like or how things get produced. They talk and agree only with each other. That's how we get where we are. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (/U27+) 94
The thing that pisses me off is this "mass shootings" number. Some """""non partisan""""" gun violence center defines a very low threshold to what they count as a mass shooting to feed the media "There have been 300 mass shootings this holiday!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!" stories.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (f8jdA) 95
If that law doesn't magically stop murders, then how is a law against gun ownership supposed to work?
Posted by: Warai-otoko The same way DUI laws keep Paul Pelosi from driving drunk. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (R/uuE) 96
That opening paragraph is pure poetry, Mr Sefton.
Posted by: Flyover, mostly lurking, sometimes commenting at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (Rbu5d) 97
India bans exportation of wheat, Malaysia bans exportation of chickens; some people are starting to figure out that food is going to get scarce soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (DjtoJ) Our gov't will vote to ship food to Ukraine while people here starve. Otherwise the Russians win. Posted by: WiNO at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (EpDzw) 98
More than 30 people lost their lives from gun violence around the country over a blood-spattered Memorial Day weekend — just days after the tragic school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
Dozens of victims - including 13 in Philadelphia alone - lost their lives with violence spiraling across the nation. . . Chicago saw at least six people were killed over the weekend and another 34 injured. . . Maryland suffered at least four shooting deaths, including a 17-year-old boy and two men involved in a separate triple shooting in Baltimore. . . ++++ The two have nothing to do with each other. A mass shooting in Texas and the regular weekly bloodletting in America's megacities are utterly unrelated. The former is a case of psychotic outburst and the latter is just normal weekend business in this country's urban war zones. Violent crime is not "spiraling" across the country, it is increasing primarily in our most ghettoized, corrupt, violent and - yes - Democrat major cities. The rest of the country is flat or declining. "Gun violence" (really, unchecked violent crime) is an urban problem, and even more it is a big-urban problem. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (5zVb8) 99
Killers get off easier than this:
OU also placed a disciplinary record in her student file maintained by the Dean of Students office, which will remain there for approximately the next seven years and potentially affect her future academic or professional pursuits. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (yrol0) 100
Reading what's going on here is like reading the goings-on with the govt of Iraq.
And I have as much of an emotional tie. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (9uFjF) Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (6FeV1) 102
Can Mexico ban the exporting of South and Central Americans?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO) 103
During revolutionary war times, people not only owned private cannons, they also owned fully armed frigates.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (lTGtQ) 104
I'm surprised Mexico hasn't put a ban on foreign baby formula purchases.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (lz5hY) 105
And I have as much of an emotional tie.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (9uFjF) Not my circus, not my monkey pox. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (f8jdA) 107
"Gun violence" (really, unchecked violent crime) is an urban problem, and even more it is a big-urban problem. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (5zVb ![]() As I say, gun violence in the US is Democrats shooting Democrats. But let's go after lawful non-Democrat gun owners. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (/U27+) 108
The thing that pisses me off is this "mass shootings" number. Some """""non partisan""""" gun violence center defines a very low threshold to what they count as a mass shooting to feed the media "There have been 300 mass shootings this holiday!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!" stories.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (f8jdA) The vast majority are of a group that we can't name because they represent 90% of the country. At least that is what TV tells me. Posted by: WiNO at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (EpDzw) 109
Once you Google map the given streets, you get a better idea of where it took place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:09 AM (1n+EO) We see ot so much. Look how many shootings they write about that use a picture of the prosecutor, the police chief or the victim as the header or link icon, so you assume they're the shooter, instead of who we all know it's the shooter. Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (a8Uqv) 110
People who still know in living memory what it is for an entire nation to not have food.
Posted by: Warai-otoko ___ So many people here are going to starve. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (9uFjF) 111
29 minutes to 'find the keys' to classroom doors. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (qpX6U) When you KNOW there were at least 3 cars around the building that had the carry battering rams in the trunk. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:14 AM (f8jdA) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:14 AM (9uFjF) 114
Yes, civilians absolutely could own cannons. Give a kid a .22 and the next thing you know he's bombarding DC with a Paris Kanone. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:14 AM (/U27+) 115
One gun death is a tragedy. A dozen gun deaths is an opportunity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:15 AM (1n+EO) 117
More than 30 people lost their lives from gun violence around the country over a blood-spattered Memorial Day weekend — just days after the tragic school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
Dozens of victims - including 13 in Philadelphia alone - lost their lives with violence spiraling across the nation. . . Chicago saw at least six people were killed over the weekend and another 34 injured. . . Maryland suffered at least four shooting deaths, including a 17-year-old boy and two men involved in a separate triple shooting in Baltimore. . . 23 of the 30 deaths in deep blue shitholes. Remove the shit holes and poof! Problem gone. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:15 AM (R/uuE) 118
I think that congress needs to focus on the problem at hand, and pass a law against people going into schools and shooting children. Call the crime murder, and make it illegal.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2022 08:15 AM (lTGtQ) 119
115 You just know there's forces in DC, standing in a pentagram, praying to Stan for another tragedy to keep the ball rolling.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (lz5hY) 120
29 minutes to 'find the keys' to classroom doors.
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (qpX6U) When you KNOW there were at least 3 cars around the building that had the carry battering rams in the trunk. Posted by: Sponge All the cops had lung blowers on their hips. That should remove a lock. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (R/uuE) 121
Yet the hapless GOP could never figure out how to dislodge him. Well done, Rove.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 31, 2022 08:07 AM (y7DUB) I understand the appeal of Rove "The Genius", at least for Our Betters in the GOP. His message when you boil out the song and dance was twofold: 1) You, the GOP, don't have to be financially responsible at all. You can be just as corrupt as the Democrats, feed your donors taxpayer money and skim the graft just like Democrats do and at the same level as they do, becuz - 2) The Democrats are so batshit insane and hate America and the Working and Middle Classes so much that they'll elect you no matter what you do, just to get relief. Just be sure to promise them the things they want you to do, then arrange to do nothing (Failure Theatre) that will truly upset the MSM or Dims. Like ban abortion. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (5NkmN) 122
Since the year 2000, Muslims have killed more Americans than legal gun owners.
The First Amendment is not absolute. When it was passed, there were no Muslims in America. It's time for common-sense religious safety laws. Until we have universal background checks, mandatory registration and required licenses to practice Islam, they will keep killing Americans Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (Zf0+a) 123
Look what's going on in Sri Lanka in the wake of forcing organic farming and other green madness on the citizenry. Starvation and worse. Think that that can't happen here?...it's already happening here.
Related, the EU has banned Russian oil and plans to have its usage down to 10% of current consumption by year end. As matters stand right now there is no additional supply anywhere. This is like an arrow of time for fuel prices, one way: up. As a corollary to this is, shortages cannot be far behind which means goods, gasoline and diesel, and food. Our version of a holiday in Sri Lanka is about to become a staycation. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (2mSQi) 124
23 of the 30 deaths in deep blue shitholes. Remove the shit holes and poof! Problem gone.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:15 AM (R/uuE) REMOVE POOF Posted by: People Against Buttigiegs at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (6FeV1) 125
Once you Google map the given streets, you get a better idea of where it took place.
--------------------------------------- MKL Jr Blvd.??? Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (yikp0) 126
A shotgun makes a great lockpick. If they were operating under the assumption that all of the kids were dead, what is the point of not doing it? Even if the kids are still alive, it is better to risk harm to one than leave the locked inside with a shooting madman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (f8jdA) 127
One gun death is a tragedy. A dozen gun deaths is an opportunity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:14 AM (6FeV1) Kill one, you're a murderer. Kill many, you're a conqueror. Kill them all, you're a god. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (Zz0t1) 128
"Gun violence" (really, unchecked violent crime) is an urban problem, and even more it is a big-urban problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:12 AM (5zVb ![]() That's why when Republicans take back over both chambers they need to propose the Stop Urban Crime Killings In Town act. Make a bill that puts harsh federal penalties for gun crime with illegal guns or related to gang activities. You'll see Democrats suddenly against going after guns, when they're in the hands of Democrat street soldiers. Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (a8Uqv) 129
Our gov't will vote to ship food to Ukraine while people here starve. Otherwise the Russians win.
Posted by: WiNO at May 31, 2022 08:11 AM (EpDzw) ++++ Look at what's happening around the world. India "banned" the export of wheat, but not really - they're going to selectively export their surplus to nations that will do what India wants while also extract top dollar (or top rupee) from them. They're going to use the wheat shortage caused by the Russia/Ukraine war as a weapon to support their own ambitions. Indonesia has "banned" the export of palm oil to protect domestic supply. Only the surplus will be exported, and like India the export will not be for any comer. Malaysia restricting chickens to protect domestic supply. What these countries have in common is one thing: they're defending domestic supplies while getting a bonus international power play where they can squeeze one out. Compare to us. No export controls on crude oil or refined oil products - and the crippling fuel costs that go with that. We won't control agricultural export if we need to. This country is not like the others. The others are working for themselves. We're working for anyone *but* ourselves. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (5zVb8) 130
There was alot of erring on the side of caution when a full frontal assault was called for.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (f8jdA) 131
Same folk that claim demanding ID to cast a ballot somehow takes away someone's constitutional right to vote..
Demand that innocent law abiding folk loose their constitutionally recognized right to keep and bear arms. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (1n+EO) Posted by: NR Pax at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (4olE8) 133
If ever there was an opportunity to push home schooling now would be it.
Solve the school shooter problem by doing away with the schools. It's not like they teach kids real skills anymore. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (BFigT) 134
When did Naomi Wolf become Christian? I thought she was extremely leftist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (/crfU) 135
"Remove the shit holes"
Remove the shit people. Life sentence for first violent gun crime. Instant DP for murderers. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (qpX6U) 136
. The others are working for themselves. We're working for anyone *but* ourselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (5zVb ![]() In a way, they're essentially adopting the Trump Doctrine: Fuck You, Pay Me. Posted by: People Against Buttigiegs at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (6FeV1) 137
(Poofter sock, off)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:20 AM (6FeV1) Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 31, 2022 08:20 AM (y7DUB) 139
134 When did Naomi Wolf become Christian? I thought she was extremely leftist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (/crfU) The link is about vaccines, not abortion. That said, I don't think she is religious in any manner. She is a hardcore liberal to be sure. But as someone who defends my right to disagree with her, I consider her on our side, if for no other reason. And it is the most, or arguably the most, important reason of all. Freedom of expression and thought. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2022 08:21 AM (s2VJv) 140
When did Naomi Wolf become Christian? I thought she was extremely leftist
Posted by: vmom Sadly, these are not mutually exclusive. My best friend in high school went to theological seminary and came out a batshit leftist, and an ordained Anglican priest. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:22 AM (f8jdA) 141
Demand that innocent law abiding folk loose their constitutionally recognized right to keep and bear arms.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:17 AM (1n+EO) In the extreme, it's the same thing. A vote is merely a fanciful proxy for carrying a firearm onto a field of battle. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:22 AM (6FeV1) 142
As I say, gun violence in the US is Democrats shooting Democrats. But let's go after lawful non-Democrat gun owners.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (/U27+) I suspect most gang bangers are 'unaffiliated', i.e. they don't vote. Ever. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (F0YaR) 143
Related, the EU has banned Russian oil and plans to have its usage down to 10% of current consumption by year end. ...
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (2mSQi) ++++ And how is Europe going to get their consumption of the Dread Russian Petroleum down that far, if they can hit the target? Note that their consumption won't collapse to 10% of current levels, only their consumption of Russian oil. So how will they make up the balance? One of the ways we know: our oil. The administration refuses to impose export controls on oil, and I think they should - both crude and refined. Only surplus should be opened for export. Domestic consumption first, foreign sale second. We aren't doing - and won't do - that. We will continue pouring American oil down the European maw to our own catastrophic detriment. This isn't new, but it will get worse. As for other ways, they will emerge. My money is on a shiny new deal with Iran so they can drill, baby, drill to feed Europe. Europe, one day, will rue the day they decided Russia was a worse enemy than most of the other oil-producing nations that feed it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (5zVb8) 144
Oops. MLK Jr
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (yikp0) 145
Blacks are natural republicans. I think more are waking up to this.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (f8jdA) 146
"The shooter was known for hurting cats," he said. "He liked hurting animals. I'm told he killed the cats and carried around the bag of bodies for s--ts and giggles."
"Hurting animals in the state of Texas is a felony, a charge that would have automatically barred the attacker from being able to purchase the guns that he used during the tragedy." This was a HUGE red flag. Every single school needs to start teaching kids at a young age that cruelty to animals is evil and it leads to future evil towards humans. Any child that sees this kind of cruelty must be told that it is their duty to report this. Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (NpAcC) 147
Mr. "Fire a shotgun blast through the door if you suspect an intruder" is an expert on guns.
30% of this country will still vote for him. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 08:24 AM (Zf0+a) 148
In a way, they're essentially adopting the Trump Doctrine: Fuck You, Pay Me.
Posted by: People Against Buttigiegs at May 31, 2022 08:19 AM (6FeV1) ++++ Only sort of. They're more adopting the China Doctrine (well, India appears to be at least, and that is a very important country). Trump was more about, "we look out for ourselves first and you second, and if you want to play you'd better play fair." I suspect we're going to see the China approach more than the Trump approach - that is, "we have what you need and you're over a barrel. If you want our stuff, I'll pull some strings - but you're going to pay for it at an inflated price and give me your ports (or transit rights, or exclusion zones, or whatever) to boot. Kneel or starve." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:25 AM (5zVb8) 149
Had the family members who were trying to get 3 of my kids out of foster care been successful, they would have been living 2 blocks from that school, the boy would have been in the building.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:25 AM (f8jdA) 150
Any child that sees this kind of cruelty must be told that it is their duty to report this.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (NpAcC) No kids wants to be a narc, but at a certain point, yeah, you eventually gotta rat out the psycho kid. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:25 AM (6FeV1) 151
Was Canada's Orgy of Self-Recrimination Over. . . Nothing?
No. All the right people shrieked and moaned and clamored for the government to DO SOMETHING. It accomplished exactly what the people the who started the lie hoped for. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 31, 2022 08:26 AM (zhLdt) 152
This was a HUGE red flag.
Every single school needs to start teaching kids at a young age that cruelty to animals is evil and it leads to future evil towards humans. Any child that sees this kind of cruelty must be told that it is their duty to report this. Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 08:23 AM (NpAcC) --- They don't have time for that. Schools are too busy teaching children about the joys of transgenderism and deviant sex. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2022 08:26 AM (YIVH2) 153
Sadly, these are not mutually exclusive. My best friend in high school went to theological seminary and came out a batshit leftist, and an ordained Anglican priest.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:22 AM (f8jdA) To advance in the Anglican hierarchy it helps to not believe in God. Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 31, 2022 08:26 AM (y7DUB) 154
Fucknut also said you should stand on your balcony and fire 2 shotgun blasts into the air to scare away intruders. Because we all live on estates with second floor balconies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:27 AM (f8jdA) 155
Kneel or starve."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:25 AM (5zVb ![]() Heh.... so maybe my rose-tinted nostalgia remembers that as part of Trump Doctrine.... big whoop.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:27 AM (6FeV1) 156
Iraqi-U.S. base in Anbar province hit by 5 missiles. [Assuming e.g. RPGs or similar wasn't actually meant by our MFM betters.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:27 AM (yikp0) 157
147 Mr. "Fire a shotgun blast through the door if you suspect an intruder" is an expert on guns.
30% of this country will still vote for him. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 08:24 AM (Zf0+a) Multiple times in the same election, even. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2022 08:28 AM (s2VJv) 158
But what if the child identifies as a gender which is cruel to animals? We don't want to question life choices!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:29 AM (f8jdA) 159
They don't have time for that. Schools are too busy teaching children about the joys of transgenderism and deviant sex.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2022 08:26 AM (YIVH2) "You can mutilate your pussy, but don't kill your cat. " Posted by: Worst. Guidance Councilor. Ever. at May 31, 2022 08:29 AM (6FeV1) 160
"They don't have time for that. Schools are too busy teaching children about the joys of transgenderism and deviant sex."
maybe we could ask the story tellers at Drag Queen Story Hour type events if they see any abnormal behavior amongst the children, and report it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:29 AM (1n+EO) 161
Related, the EU has banned Russian oil and plans to have its usage down to 10% of current consumption by year end. As matters stand right now there is no additional supply anywhere. This is like an arrow of time for fuel prices, one way: up. As a corollary to this is, shortages cannot be far behind which means goods, gasoline and diesel, and food. Our version of a holiday in Sri Lanka is about to become a staycation.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 08:16 AM (2mSQi) I think everyone should keep in mind that China especially buys Iranian and Russian crude, and I will lay 20:1 odds that they are buying it at a steep discount. Which of course gives China, world pariah, an unfair competitive advantage. And so it goes. China is asshoe. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 08:29 AM (F0YaR) 162
If that law doesn't magically stop murders, then how is a law against gun ownership supposed to work?
-- Well, you see, it'll stop them from killing so many or something. They'll have to use knives. Or maybe run them over at a Christmas parade. So, 2 to 7+ deaths are an acceptable number of deaths. Reasoning brought to you by the "if it saves one life but we need abortion up to the baby crowning in the birth canal" crowd. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 08:30 AM (Zf0+a) 163
. . . Saying that he had consulted experts, Biden claimed that a “9 mm bullet blows the lung out of the body” and added, “There’s simply no rational basis for it in terms of self protection, hunting. . . ”
++++ Okay. So why is this weapon - this weapon that is unjustifiable and evil, with no rational basis in protection, this war crime of a weapon - used in around 60% of police departments - with most of the balance using the similar but slightly more-powerful .40 S&W? If there's no rational basis for its use as a weapon of self-protection, why are it and it's near neighbors issued to virtually cop in the country? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:30 AM (5zVb8) 164
China and India are happy to buy russian oil. And India has a payment system with russia to bypass swift.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:31 AM (f8jdA) 165
why are it and it's near neighbors issued to virtually cop in the country?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:30 AM (5zVb ![]() *timidly raises hand* Uhhhh.... is it racism? Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:31 AM (6FeV1) 166
It's obvious we need common sense lung blow control in this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:32 AM (Zz0t1) 167
"If there's no rational basis for its use as a weapon of self-protection, why are it and it's near neighbors issued to virtually cop in the country?"
In case you refuse the vaccine, and then resist arrest? I don't know... Sorta spitballin it here. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:32 AM (1n+EO) 168
30% of this country will still vote for him.
If you ever decide to waste time by sitting down and talking politics with the people you work with, and actually challenge their statements and assumptions, you'll discover that 3/4 of the public are stupid to the bone. What goes as a personal philosophy and worldview for those people is nothing more than a collection of contradictions and false premises. The stupidity crosses all economic, generational, racial, ethnic, and political lines. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (6SFQj) 169
Is Colon-Blow no longer a thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (1n+EO) 170
"Negroes" [/sarc] removed from Disney movie posters in China -- even for Black Panther while Disney warns us not to be racist!
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant; 1h Okay, I'll pass the message on to your marketing department. https://nitter.net/ezralevant/status/ 1531591093359345669#m Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (yikp0) 171
As I said, perhaps look at removing the focus of these types of things... the schools themselves. They're a magnet for all sorts of perversion. Why let them remain? There's a golden opportunity here to really put the screws to the public education system and label it as a systemic failure.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (BFigT) 172
Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.
Today Catholics celebrate the Feast of The Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary. "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb." -- Luke 1:42 Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 08:34 AM (Msys3) 173
China and India are happy to buy russian oil. And India has a payment system with russia to bypass swift.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:31 AM (f8jdA) ++++ Yup, and that is going to be (already is, but far more later) an extremely serious problem for the United States. Russia is a major crack in the dam of all countries using the US Dollar as the currency of international transactions. The foreign use of USD to transact internationally has its problems for us as the host country, but it also a huge benefit on the inflation front. That system now has a huge crack in it, and if that crack widens or the dam crumbles altogether, we no longer get to sequester our inflation outside our borders. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:34 AM (5zVb8) 174
All the cops had lung blowers on their hips. That should remove a lock.
Experts have informed me that those are only effective on lungs. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:34 AM (AHeqJ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:36 AM (1n+EO) 176
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline; 1h
Covid lockdown blamed for deaths of 3,000 diabetics in England Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:36 AM (yikp0) 177
ESPN has an article with an interview with Lia Thompson who does not regret transitioning to a female persona and believes he is a woman who fulfilled his dreams of becoming a swimming champion. The psychiatric profession should be ashamed of their promotion of non treatment of this mental illness.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2022 08:36 AM (+1JTY) 178
That system now has a huge crack in it, and if that crack widens or the dam crumbles altogether, we no longer get to sequester our inflation outside our borders.
Posted by: Joe Mannix Just the way the WEF intended. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:37 AM (f8jdA) 179
172 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.
Today Catholics celebrate the Feast of The Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary. "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb." -- Luke 1:42 Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 08:34 AM (Msys3) Catholics have more Feast than Methodist have covered dishes. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 08:37 AM (yrol0) 180
As I said, perhaps look at removing the focus of these types of things... the schools themselves. They're a magnet for all sorts of perversion. Why let them remain? There's a golden opportunity here to really put the screws to the public education system and label it as a systemic failure.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (BFigT) Concur. It's 2022, not 1898. No need to be sending little children to brick and mortar buildings to be molested and killed by government groomers and their spawn. There has to be a better way. More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 08:37 AM (VghRo) 181
There's a golden opportunity here to really put the screws to the public education system and label it as a systemic failure.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:33 AM (BFigT) Asking Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 31, 2022 08:38 AM (y7DUB) 182
169 Is Colon-Blow no longer a thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's You are gonna need a Ram Van for that. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:38 AM (f8jdA) 183
102 Can Mexico ban the exporting of South and Central Americans?
_______________ They don't want to. Their cartels are making billions of dollars each month from dumping those people into the U.S. and onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 31, 2022 08:38 AM (MvHI3) 184
If there's no rational basis for its use as a weapon of self-protection, why are it and it's near neighbors issued to virtually cop in the country?
Same reason that government officials have unrestricted access to canon and select fire weapons. Its their job to blow your lungs out. That is rational. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (AHeqJ) 185
Ukrainian Women in Sweden Told to Dress Modestly to Not “Provoke” Muslim Men
I guess the Swedish Bikini Team is right out then. Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (1TuZk) 186
"There has to be a better way. "
One could argue that the original Sesame Street was the first remote learning. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (1n+EO) 187
Asking
Posted by: Captain Hate So, you've met my DIL. And they can't understand why their children hate them. Tis a mystery. Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (Msys3) 188
Sesame Street is now remote grooming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (f8jdA) 189
They don't want to. Their cartels are making billions of dollars each month from dumping those people into the U.S. and onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers.
And for some of the more attractive and nubile, into the beds of the politicians and politically connected. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (AHeqJ) 190
#176 And more...
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline; 10h Cardiac deaths rose 17% globally during pandemic and 34% fewer life-saving operations were carried out trib.al/rTRxNSg Cardiac deaths rose 17% globally during Covid pandemic An analysis of nearly 200 studies by researchers from Leeds University found deaths among people hospitalised due to severe heart problems jumped 17 per cent in two years. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (yikp0) 191
Thanks TonyPete !
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (arJlL) 192
Asking
I don't think it's the interaction that's a non-starter for these affluent, white, suburban women. It's the removal of their social outlet and vicarious fantasy. They live through the schooling of their children. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (6SFQj) 193
"I guess the Swedish Bikini Team is right out then."
I will offer them sanctuary and comfort, in their time of need. No....don't thank me. I'm a giver like that. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (1n+EO) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:41 AM (1n+EO) 195
I identify as a 10 year old with dreams of dominating little league. Brb.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (f8jdA) 196
And they can't understand why their children hate them. Tis a mystery.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (Msys3) "Mommy, i want to go play outside...." *Mommy yeets empty box of Franzia across the dining room* "SHUT UP AND PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES, MOMMY NEEDS TO GO PICK UP MORE HAPPY JUICE!!!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (6FeV1) 197
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Ah, well, the word "Modernist" is code for non-believer.
James Hacker: You mean an atheist? Sir Humphrey Appleby: No, Prime Minister. An atheist clergyman couldn't continue to draw his stipend. So, when they stop believing in God, they call themselves "Modernists". James Hacker: How could the Church of England suggest an atheist as Bishop of Bury St Edmunds? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, very easily. The Church of England is primarily a social organization, not a religious one. James Hacker: Is it? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh yes. It's part of the rich social fabric of this country. So bishops need to be the sorts of chaps who speak properly and know which knife and fork to use. The sort of people one can look up to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (/U27+) 198
You couldn’t buy a cannon when the Second Amendment was passed
Actually it wasn't that uncommon. The US often used privateers in war, which were literally private individuals that owned cannon. As a direct analogy, it would be as if a Musk built a modern warship, complete with cannons and missiles, and used it to attack Iraq during the Gulf War or China/Russia if we end up at war with either of them. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (ESjRY) 199
183 102 Can Mexico ban the exporting of South and Central Americans?
They don't want to. Their cartels are making billions of dollars each month from dumping those people into the U.S. and onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB Not just the cartels. Most of the illegals send money back to their relatives in their home countries. In Mexico, remittances from their expatriates was the second largest industry, only oil was larger, back in the late 2010s. Have to assume it's still a huge driver of not just the Mexican economy but other Latin American countries. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, Ultra Dark MAGA at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (GZ/yK) 200
As a direct analogy, it would be as if a Musk built a modern warship, complete with cannons and missiles, and used it to attack Iraq during the Gulf War or China/Russia if we end up at war with either of them. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:42 AM (ESjRY) Bring back Letters of Marque and Reprisal! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:43 AM (/U27+) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:43 AM (9uFjF) 202
As near as I can tell after being exposed to another season of The Real Housewives is that these idiots love to show off their transgendered and outed gay children.
Sort of like Paris Hilton with her little purse rat. "Look what I have!!!" Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:43 AM (1n+EO) 203
I remember watching Sesame in the 70s, it was just adults, kids and puppets. Never gave the race of any of them a thought. I saw one from a couple years ago and it seemed like they were jamming race in kids faces.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:44 AM (f8jdA) 204
One has to wonder how far you can take the whole "I identify as..." bullshit. It'd be great if it'd get me out of a speeding ticket.
"Officer, I identify as a little old lady in a Buick doing 5 under the speed limit." Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 08:44 AM (BFigT) 205
Thank you, JJ.
democrats must be stopped and their policies and laws reversed. Posted by: The Biden Abomination at May 31, 2022 08:44 AM (jV+aN) 206
Newsflash:
We already are. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:43 AM (9uFjF) ... and the junta is on the other team. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:45 AM (6FeV1) 207
They don't want to. Their cartels are making billions of dollars each month from dumping those people into the U.S. and onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB And corporations enjoy replacing white people with them. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 08:45 AM (ELbmp) 208
More people died from the attempts to stop Covid than died from Covid.
That is, where Covid was the sole factor--not one of several factors. As the long-term effects shake out, including the side-effects of the "vaccine," hundreds of thousands more will die. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (Zf0+a) 209
Kids are accessories. It makes you special when your child is unique. What happens when having a transgender kid is no longer unique?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (f8jdA) 210
Ukrainian Women in Sweden Told to Dress Modestly to Not “Provoke” Muslim Men
I hadn't really tagged the Ukes as an especially sexual people...especially compared to Sweden. I mean I've known Russian women (Ukes are Russian, sorry FNM) and they do like short skirts and high heels, but they don't especially stand out by American standards. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (ESjRY) 211
Daffy Joe is whining about 9mms. The only American response is to go .45 cuz kindler and gentler.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (0chEi) 212
And corporations enjoy replacing white people with them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 08:45 AM (ELbmp) Those EBT cards can buy you a shit ton of corn syrup. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (6FeV1) 213
One could argue that the original Sesame Street was the first remote learning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:39 AM (1n+EO) ++++ And it worked. There have been few products studied as comprehensively as Sesame Street. It was an unalloyed success in terms of its original mission to improve literacy - yet the show's creators and producers did not consider it successful. It is a dark little tale about what would eventually become called "woke." The goal of Sesame Street was to improve inner-city black literacy. Everything about the show was designed to appeal to the children of the urban poor. The set is a slum for a reason - it wanted to be relatable to the core target audience. During studies, they found that poor, urban black kids who watched Sesame Street saw meaningfully higher literacy that kids who didn't. Unfortunately, however, the show was a broad hit and it correlates with higher literacy in white and latino populations, too. Thus, it was deemed a failure. The goal was not to help everyone, and everyone seeing benefit was not part of the plan. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:46 AM (5zVb8) 214
"What happens when having a transgender kid is no longer unique?"
I believe that if they are younger than seven years old, one can simply abort them. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (1n+EO) 215
207 They don't want to. Their cartels are making billions of dollars each month from dumping those people into the U.S. and onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB And corporations enjoy replacing white people with them. ----------------- Slavery is a very profitable business. Always has been that way. Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (0chEi) 216
We will take all of your south and central american imports at a tariff of $100,000 per.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (f8jdA) 217
"I guess the Swedish Bikini Team is right out then."
I will offer them sanctuary and comfort, in their time of need. No....don't thank me. I'm a giver like that. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:40 AM (1n+EO) The Swedish bikini team was featured in an Al Bundy episode : https://youtu.be/pDjcvf0Q4Vk Hubba hubba. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (F0YaR) 218
We already are.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 08:43 AM (9uFjF) ++++ Not with China or Iran. They're at war with us, but we're not at war with them. That's a great way to lose, but here we are. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (5zVb8) 219
China threatens Israeli journalist over possible Taiwan invasion story, even threatens diplomatic relations with Israel itself.
https://nitter.net/yaakovkatz/status/ 1531324166871334914#m Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (yikp0) 220
In most of Europe, "Ukrainian Au-pair" is a polite euphemism for "live-in prostitute"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (6FeV1) 221
"What happens when having a transgender kid is no longer unique?"
I believe that if they are younger than seven years old, one can simply abort them. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:47 AM (1n+EO) Didn't California institute a '7 day return policy' on babies where you can abort them up to 7 days after birth? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 222
The volume of palatable information JJ puts on the table EVERY morning is mind boggling.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 31, 2022 08:48 AM (BMrzh) 223
Thanks JJ.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2022 08:48 AM (4I/2K) 224
More people died from the attempts to stop Covid than died from Covid.
In talking to LIVs I am seeing that they understand the stuff we did for COVID failed. But they still come back to "WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING!" We went from Joe Biden saying "if you just get the shot you can never get COVID" and Pfizer saying the clot shot reduced your chances of getting it by 95%+ to...uh...it will probably reduce your chances of dying even if it makes it more likely for your to get COVID. But...that does mean Pfizer falsified their data. Something people should go to jail for. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:48 AM (ESjRY) 225
Captain Kangaroo was better than Sesame Street.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 08:48 AM (MvyjV) 226
Just drop them off at the fire department.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:49 AM (f8jdA) 227
"What happens when having a transgender kid is no longer unique?"
Who knows what weirdness they'll think of next. But think of it they will. I miss the good old days, when the bleachers were simply full of prick parents pushing their kids to excel at a sport little Billy and Buffy didn't even remotely enjoy. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 08:49 AM (6SFQj) 228
Some fire departments have a night deposit box for babies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:49 AM (f8jdA) 229
The article from above, School Shootings – Beyond the Hype and Spin, echos my thinking about how to address school shootings. It is primarily a mental health issue in a small number of late teen males who go utterly off the rails. My lay person observations over the years suggest that how we medicate kids with behavior drugs is having a catastrophic effect too. I would be willing to dedicate tax dollars to identify these potential shooters (it won't be hard, everyone knows who they are) and get them into intensive, long term, highly managed care. If that is not working, then get them into a civil commitment process and ban them from every purchasing fire arms. There are some serious civil rights issues here and a need to revamp civil commitment laws, but they pale in comparison to having 21 people dead.
The Left will fight this tooth and nail because they are locked into the position that gun crazy red state people are the problem and need to be disarmed because the only acceptable outcome is for their political agenda and political power to prevail. Still, here is a rational start point. https://tinyurl.com/yma85zjs Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 08:50 AM (2mSQi) 230
JJ isn't real. He is an AI bot developed by one of Ace's friends. He sounds amazingly real on the podcast.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:50 AM (f8jdA) 231
Just drop them off at the fire department.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:49 AM (f8jdA) That doesn't assist in the depopulation narrative of society. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 232
"What happens when having a transgender kid is no longer unique?"
Out: My kid if a male to female tranny! Isn't she special! In: My kid is a dragonkin. Xhe just got xer horns implacted. Isn't xhe special! Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:51 AM (ESjRY) 233
"Some fire departments have a night deposit box for babies."
And somehow, I respect a mother who choses to go that route than the one who does a drive-by at Planned Parenthood to have the problem solved. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:51 AM (1n+EO) 234
NY Times Confesses Covid Hysteria Has Given a Generation of Kids Crippling Anxiety, Massive Learning Loss
https://tinyurl.com/6npxdu54 Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 08:51 AM (NpAcC) 235
Remember the fallen. Not just on Memorial Day, but every day. Their blood and sacrifice paid for our freedom. Never forget.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2022 08:51 AM (VpIIl) 236
Has anyone read Jerzy Kosiński's Steps? I read the first chapter and then began the second when I realized it was a collection of very short stories. I loved Being There but have never attempted The Painted Bird cuz I have already read Kolymi Tales (or about 25% of it and that was enough).
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (0chEi) 237
If that is not working, then get them into a civil commitment process and ban them from every purchasing fire arms. There are some serious civil rights issues here and a need to revamp civil commitment laws, but they pale in comparison to having 21 people dead.
Grant that power to the government, and they'll make 21 people dead look like the good old days. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (6SFQj) 238
JJ isn't real. He is an AI bot developed by one of Ace's friends. He sounds amazingly real on the podcast.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:50 AM (f8jdA) ++++ Hmmm. His robot "avatar" makes more sense now ... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (5zVb8) 239
Captain Kangaroo was better than Sesame Street.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Dancing Bear & Grandfather Clock > Sesame Street It is known. Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (Msys3) 240
16% of adults say the country is headed in the right direction. How many of those people live under a bridge?
Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 08:03 AM (vrz2I) What percentage of the population is employed, directly or indirectly, by the federal government? Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (zhLdt) 241
Keep thinking of that Forrest Gump meme ..
Biden: No amendment is absolute !! Gump: .. and just like that slavery was back on the table Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (RHGPo) 242
#219-related...
Disclose.tv @disclosetv; 22h JUST IN - 30 Chinese warplanes entered #Taiwan's southwest air defense identification zone today: Ministry of National Defense. Disclose.tv @disclosetv; May 29 JUST IN - Chinese Embassy in the UK: Any challenge to the one-China principle on #Taiwan question is making an enemy of over 1.4b Chinese people. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 08:53 AM (yikp0) 243
Ban almost every handgun in the country and the most popular semi-automatic rifle. Yeah, sure, dunce.
Wait until the Bruen case is released in the next few week affirming the Second Amendment extends beyond the home and obliterating states like New York's "shall issue" subversion. Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2022 08:54 AM (VpIIl) 244
What percentage of the population is employed, directly or indirectly, by the federal government? If you add in state/municipal government workers, militant homosexuals, GOPe aligned lobbyists and trannies I think yeah you are at 16%... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:54 AM (ESjRY) 245
"Some fire departments have a night deposit box for babies."
** I wonder if the gradual intentional difficulty and increased expense to adopt one of these unwanted American babies has anything to do with the similarly timed "yay abortion is awesome" social push? Probably just a coincidence. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 08:54 AM (m5zDG) 246
"Biden: No amendment is absolute !!
Gump: .. and just like that slavery was back on the table, and women lost the right to vote. Yeh, Spongebrains argument opens a whole new world of possibilities. AKA...bad luck Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:55 AM (1n+EO) 247
“The Constitution, the Second Amendment was never absolute. You couldn’t buy a cannon when the Second Amendment was passed,” Biden continued.
* This is the same guy who JUST stated in a speech at a Delaware university that Trump supporters murdered two cops in DC during the insurrection. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 08:55 AM (m5zDG) 248
If that is not working, then get them into a civil commitment process and ban them from every purchasing fire arms. There are some serious civil rights issues here and a need to revamp civil commitment laws, but they pale in comparison to having 21 people dead.
Grant that power to the government, and they'll make 21 people dead look like the good old days. Posted by: Nic I get your concerns; I have the same ones. Still, give me something else to call a start point then. Doing nothing is just so horrific to contemplate. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 08:55 AM (2mSQi) 249
16% of adults say the country is headed in the right direction.
That checks out. We may all agree on what direction the country is headed, and 16% say it is the right direction. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:56 AM (f8jdA) 250
The idea with the amendments and the BoR is that they encode God given rights. So they literally are absolute, and any citizens has the right to overthrow a government that attempts to restrict them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 08:56 AM (ESjRY) 251
What percentage of the population is employed, directly or indirectly, by the federal government?
How deep down that rabbit hole do you want to go? Many companies have, among other contracts, deals with the FedGov. Some companies are suppliers to companies that have deals or are relying on FedGov contracts. Then there are companies that only exist because they make products that are mandated by FedGov. m I'm pretty sure no one really wants to buy urea for their diesel engines, or demands that labels are on their mattresses. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:57 AM (AHeqJ) 252
Actually, people did posses canon at the time our Second Amendment was passed. There were all and every manner of arms in private hands. The entire premise of the Second Amendment was to be able to fight back a tyrannical government such as the one we have now looking to undermine our Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2022 08:57 AM (VpIIl) 253
What percentage of the population is employed, directly or indirectly, by the federal government?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (zhLdt) About 6% Posted by: 7man at May 31, 2022 08:57 AM (qwO6y) 254
"The idea with the amendments and the BoR is that they encode God given rights. "
This assumes the existence of an educated and moral citizenry, whom believes in God. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 08:58 AM (1n+EO) 255
I get your concerns; I have the same ones. Still, give me something else to call a start point then. Doing nothing is just so horrific to contemplate.
Doing nothing is often the best choice. Certainly better than doing something that makes the situation worse. And granting any government, not just this particular regime, additional powers always makes the situation worse. Every single time. Besides, parents weren't "doing nothing". They were attempting to go in and save their children. They were stopped by, wait for it, the government. The same government you now want to grant additional powers. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 08:58 AM (6SFQj) 256
I'm surprised Mexico hasn't put a ban on foreign baby formula purchases.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 31, 2022 08:13 AM (lz5hY) My guess is that they're not concerned since they haven't shut down what is, apparently, the only factory in the country for several months. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 31, 2022 08:58 AM (zhLdt) Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:58 AM (R/uuE) 258
The stupidity crosses all economic, generational, racial, ethnic, and political lines.
Posted by: Nic of the Day that is a feature and not a bug - donks everywhere reviewing The Plan Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:58 AM (UgAdJ) 259
You sell one baby into sex slavery and suddenly there are a flurry of government regulations to make it more difficult to adopt, but do nothing to stop kids from being sold into sex slavery.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 08:59 AM (f8jdA) 260
"Biden: No amendment is absolute !!
Gump: .. and just like that slavery was back on the table, and women lost the right to vote. Good Bye 16th Amendment!!! WOOHOO!! TAX FREEDOM! Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:59 AM (AHeqJ) 261
Then there are companies that only exist because they make products that are mandated by FedGov. m I'm pretty sure no one really wants to buy urea for their diesel engines, or demands that labels are on their mattresses.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:57 AM (AHeqJ) Good point Posted by: 7man at May 31, 2022 08:59 AM (qwO6y) 262
Shall not be infringed leaves so much to interpretation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (f8jdA) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (1n+EO) 264
"Biden: No amendment is absolute !!
Gump: .. and just like that slavery was back on the table, and women lost the right to vote. Good Bye 16th Amendment!!! WOOHOO!! TAX FREEDOM! Posted by: Reuben Hick Goodbye women voting! Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (R/uuE) 265
For some reason that hasn’t been fully explained yet, it took law enforcement officers more than four hours to book him after he was arrested. He wasn’t booked until 4:13 a.m. Was he resisting a breathalyzer? Causing a problem? Were they debating whether or not to charge him? It’s not clear. And if he was still blowing more than 0.08 after that time, what was he like at the time of the crash? He was released about three hours after he was booked on $5000 bail.
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (RHGPo) 266
Wait. I can just piss in my def tank?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (f8jdA) 267
Did you think 16 % want you dead just because they hate you.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 31, 2022 09:01 AM (laEkC) 268
4.5 million people are out of the labor force as opposed to pre-pandemic levels.
Businesses are still finding a hard time hiring as kids and young adults don't want to come into the office or shop and would rather find work at home or online. Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:01 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:01 AM (1n+EO) 270
I am sure the cops made a "procedural error" and Pelosi's charges will be dropped.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:02 AM (f8jdA) 271
Wait. I can just piss in my def tank?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (f8jdA) Sure, why not? Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:02 AM (Mf7Vh) 272
4.5 million people are out of the labor force as opposed to pre-pandemic levels.
Would be interesting to see a break down of Women that decided a career wasn't worth it and are now staying home with the kids Younger people that don't want to work (and their parents are supporting them) People scamming off the government Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2022 09:02 AM (ESjRY) 273
Wait. I can just piss in my def tank?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (f8jdA) ++++ Sadly, no. It needs to be concentrated super pee. Stay up all night binge-drinking and consuming no water. Once you have a raging hangover that makes you fell like you're gonna die, use *that* pee in your DEF tank... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 09:03 AM (5zVb8) 274
Yoo hoo peeps, just popping in to remind you that today is the deadline for registration for the NoVaMoMe! Get going!
Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:03 AM (aeePL) 275
I know there are Puckle Gun reproductions available but I wonder if the modern tooling / engineering means they won't be capable of breech explosions??
I want square bullets, dammit!! https://www.instmiltech.com/the-puckle-gun/ Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 09:03 AM (yikp0) 276
265 Hopefully, police body cam footage will be released. Vain hope, but hope.
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 09:03 AM (qpX6U) 277
Just saw this headline.
CNN (forgive me horde) "Supreme Court leak investigation heats up as clerks are asked for phone records in unprecedented move" Article says the law clerks are starting to think "I better lawyer up". I hope this isn't kabuki theater. If they catch the perp which shouldn't too hard, they need to publish his/her name. Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2022 09:03 AM (G0vdT) 278
"Would be interesting to see a break down of "
Previously two working parent families who saw via remote learning just exactly what public schools were doing to their children, and decided that despite the financial impact, they would home school/stay at home their lifestyle. maybe. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:04 AM (1n+EO) 279
For some reason that hasn’t been fully explained yet, it took law enforcement officers more than four hours to book him after he was arrested. He wasn’t booked until 4:13 a.m. Was he resisting a breathalyzer? Causing a problem? Were they debating whether or not to charge him? It’s not clear. And if he was still blowing more than 0.08 after that time, what was he like at the time of the crash? He was released about three hours after he was booked on $5000 bail.
Posted by: SMOD They were trying to let him sober up. I'm sure he was pulling the "do you know who I am?" schtick. Finally, I'm sure his lawyer raised such a stink, they had to test him. Remember, Sunday morning on a holiday weekend, you or I wouldn't see the judge until Tuesday morning. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:04 AM (R/uuE) 280
I get your concerns; I have the same ones. Still, give me something else to call a start point then. Doing nothing is just so horrific to contemplate.f
* How about every government employee do their f*cking jobs? The teachers flunked him (even in a "gimme" COVID year), the social workers didn't help him after he was getting in horrible fights with his mom and had to move out and live with his grandparents, the cops didn't charge him with domestic violence then (which would show up on a 4473), the cops didn't charge him when he was shooting people with a BB gun (which would show up on a 4473), the feds then said "looks great!" when they said he could buy the guns, the teacher propped open the door right next to where he parked one minute before he arrived - which I'd still like a bit more information on, please - and the other teachers didn't lock their doors as he walked around the school grounds shooting into the building and at passers-by, then apparently admin sent out A F*CKING EMAIL to let staff know there was a shooter inside the building and everyone should lock their doors, and THEN the cops finally show up after twelve minutes and don't do a damn thing. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:05 AM (m5zDG) 281
"Biden: No amendment is absolute !! Gump: .. and just like that slavery was back on the table, and women lost the right to vote. Good Bye 16th Amendment!!! WOOHOO!! TAX FREEDOM! Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 08:59 AM first, we repeal the Seventeenth Amendment this is known Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2022 09:06 AM (ENBF0) 282
Every time I hear some idiot say " the 2nd amendment is not absolute " I want to yell "oh? Well what about the 13th amendment, is that not absolute, either?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 31, 2022 09:06 AM (r46W7) 283
In the colonial times, it was common to use the word "infringed" as "not reviewed periodically for certain commonsense limits as technology changes". So, "Shall not be infringed" makes perfect sense! See. If they wanted it to be absolute, they would have said "Shall be infringed". The use of the word eliminates the double negative.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:07 AM (f8jdA) 284
They were trying to let him sober up. ** Yep. Easy as that. What's the legal limit? They were giving him time to blow below that. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:07 AM (m5zDG) 285
Is spoke with someone from one of the agencies in Uvalde at a Memorial Day gathering last night. He said the people were very pissed off that Lettuce Brain took the focus off the kids and turned it into a political event. Apparently his supporters were bused in from out of town. There's your Healer in Chief. A mouth-breathing, opportunist left wing dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2022 09:07 AM (VpIIl) 286
Has anyone read Jerzy Kosiński's Steps? I read the first chapter and then began the second when I realized it was a collection of very short stories. I loved Being There but have never attempted The Painted Bird cuz I have already read Kolymi Tales (or about 25% of it and that was enough).
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 08:52 AM (0chEi) IMHO, Kosinski was a genius. "Steps" is one of his better books. The short short stories are all interconnected and relating to the same character. "Being There" is his most fun and easily read novel. "The Painted Bird" is his most sympathetic novel. Most of the rest concern rat bastards and human nature seen from various angles. He uses the "Steps" format(sort of) in other novels as well. BONUS! Kosinski was probably the first author cancelled to death by the commies. The Russian and Polish security police spread lies about him that were picked up by our leftist run booktards at the time. So, reading Kosinski is a nice, though small, poke in the eyes against the commies and woke worldwide. Not for everyone but it's hard to find a bad Kosinski novel. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2022 09:07 AM (5NkmN) 287
"BB gun (which would show up on a 4473)"
Here in Illinois, an air gun over 700fps muzzle velocity requires 4473. Don't know about other states. Air rifles at 1500fps are pretty common now. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 09:08 AM (qpX6U) 288
Good morning !
Hate to be the guy who days Biden administration is being run by Soros, but...yeah, Biden is drawing his regulatory policies from a secretive Soros policy shop that was created in 2019. Https://tinyurl.com/5n6rtwzh Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 31, 2022 09:08 AM (dA4Vu) 289
Things getting friskier in Iran as the government disrupts internet access after rioting over 34 people killed in a tower/building collapse [a couple of weeks ago IIRC].
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 09:09 AM (yikp0) 290
Here in Illinois, an air gun over 700fps muzzle velocity requires 4473. Don't know about other states. Air rifles at 1500fps are pretty common now.
That could have completely changed the ending of National Lampoons Vacation. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:09 AM (6SFQj) 291
Gone are the days when my heart was young and gay, Gone are the friends from the cotton fields away
Gone from the earth to a better land, I know I hear their gentle voices calling Old Black Joe. I'm coming, (I'm coming) I'm coming, (I'm coming) For my head is bending low; I hear their gentle voices calling Old Black Joe. Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2022 09:11 AM (RHGPo) 292
Some fire departments have a night deposit box for babies.
You have to be careful when you drop them in or they’ll bang their little noggins. Posted by: Squid at May 31, 2022 09:11 AM (czrjp) 293
Here in Illinois, an air gun over 700fps muzzle velocity requires 4473. Don't know about other states. Air rifles at 1500fps are pretty common now.
Posted by: gp How does a state law require a federal intervention? Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:11 AM (R/uuE) 294
Why aren't more people on the Left outraged that Pelosi's husband wasn't driving an electric vehicle?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (NpAcC) 295
Doing nothing is often the best choice. Certainly better than doing something that makes the situation worse. And granting any government, not just this particular regime, additional powers always makes the situation worse. Every single time.
Besides, parents weren't "doing nothing". They were attempting to go in and save their children. They were stopped by, wait for it, the government. The same government you now want to grant additional powers. Posted by: Nic We have been doing nothing and these school shooters keep killing children. And even if the parents were able to storm the classroom their children would still be dead, gone forever. Social media is part of the problem here; in the past these lunatics lived in their own head, now they get amped up with endless reenforcing from the like minded in places like discord or 4chan. Eventually it all becomes deadly. Again, give me a different start point that helps. Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Forfied with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (2mSQi) 296
Bluebell, when is the mome? What info do l need to provide to sign up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (MvyjV) 297
That entire Uvalde sequence is puzzling. Smells like FIB.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (f8jdA) 298
That Naomi Wolf article is sickening and chilling. I hope Ace does an entire post on it. It deserves to be seen by all.
Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 09:13 AM (7Mqc1) 299
I have not read The Stwps, but read The Painted Bird -- yiiiikes, so much brutality. Not an easy read.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 31, 2022 09:13 AM (dA4Vu) 300
Here, I have one.
Any concealed carrier is now able to carry on school property. No one is required to, but anyone who wants to and legally can, can. And parents are welcome to visit the school at any and all times. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (m5zDG) 301
296 Bluebell, when is the mome? What info do l need to provide to sign up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (MvyjV) Your name and address. The place you do your banking. Your mother's maiden name. The name of the city you were born. The name of your first pet. Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (vMCab) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (9uFjF) 303
Again, give me a different start point that helps.
No. Because you're not "owed" a solution. Life isn't perfect. You won't bring on Utopia via government any more than the Left can. And your mantra of "we have to do something" is every bit as harmful as anything spewed by the Left. Before school shooters, we had school bombers. Open a history book - you'll find that predators have been attacking congregations of children as far back as the recording of time. You won't change it, because you can't change the predatory instinct of Man. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (6SFQj) 304
And parents are welcome to visit the school at any and all times.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Reeeee! Armed parents will come in and shoot teachers! Reeeeee! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:16 AM (f8jdA) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 09:16 AM (yikp0) 306
> NY Times Confesses Covid Hysteria Has Given a Generation of Kids Crippling Anxiety, Massive Learning Loss
_________________ Sign of the times: A new commercial building has gone up around here. The building is going to house four different "behavioral and learning disability" orientated therapy centers. I know one is dedicated to speech disabilities. This facility is for children. You can guess what prompted the huge outlay of funds to build this facility and why. The grifting over covid will never end. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 09:17 AM (BFigT) 307
And just like that, slavery is BACK on the table.
___ The hell it is. Posted by: SMH Well, according to "no right is absolute" Biden it is. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:17 AM (R/uuE) 308
The "Gun free school zone" signs probably were not big enough. They need to be mandated larger and include flashing yellow lights.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (f8jdA) 309
"And just like that, slavery is BACK on the table.
___ The hell it is." While no-one here is advocating for that, it is an example of the unintended consequences of Spongebrain's line of reasoning. And my reference to 'Bad Luck' Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (1n+EO) 310
While 30 people, mostly in blue cities, lost their lives is tragic, I can't help but feel more sorrow for the chickens lost as one of the nation's largest egg producers burned over the MDW.
I actually like chickens as creatures, fried chicken and eggs. If I had to choose between saving one of my chickens and saving a blue-city liberal, I'm honestly not sure which way I'd go. https://tinyurl.com/yuhep5ay Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (ELbmp) Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (NpAcC) 312
Its good to know that Nanzi's husband finally found Jesus. It took a Porshe and shit ton of alcolhol but he found Jesus. Jesus is a 48 year old man driving the Jeep. This morning I cannot find any mention of Jesus other than a 48 year old man in the Jeep. When the story fist ran his name was reported as was the fact that Paul Pelosi struck the Jeep by ignoring a stop sign. Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. Some people are really too big to fail in the Church of Manhattan Media.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (0chEi) 313
A great way to get attention is to threaten the lives of a group of children.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:19 AM (f8jdA) 314
Goodbye women voting!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:00 AM (R/uuE) You know, that would address a hell of a lot of problems. Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 31, 2022 09:19 AM (QSjkU) 315
There will be Yellen in the meeting with Powell?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (f8jdA) 316
Well, according to "no right is absolute" Biden it is.
___ I don't care what the turnip in chief thinks. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (9uFjF) 317
Oh. This needs professional support. Parents are not skilled enough to care for their pets. Children too now that i think of it.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (laEkC) 318
When the story fist ran his name was reported as was the fact that Paul Pelosi struck the Jeep by ignoring a stop sign. Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. Some people are really too big to fail in the Church of Manhattan Media.
* Yeah, IIRC Jesus was supposed to come to a stop on a four lane highway in order to let Pelosi have the right of way. He clearly didn't know who he was. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (m5zDG) 319
The "Gun free school zone" signs probably were not big enough. They need to be mandated larger and include flashing yellow lights.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (f8jdA) Every school entry point should be lit up like the Vegas strip. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (Zz0t1) 320
If I had to choose between saving one of my chickens and saving a blue-city liberal, I'm honestly not sure which way I'd go.
Easy call. A hen can lay eggs before finally committing that ultimate sacrifice of ending up in my skillet. A blue city liberal, however, produces nothing of value to me. Advantage - Chicken. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:20 AM (6SFQj) 321
299 I have not read The Stwps, but read The Painted Bird -- yiiiikes, so much brutality. Not an easy read.
--------------- Try Kolyma Tales by Varlam Shalamov. If you can get through it all. Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 09:21 AM (0chEi) 322
"Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. "
By the time Bien is done telling it, Jesus will be a drunk truck driver, who killed Paul and their daughter. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:21 AM (1n+EO) 323
This starts the lawless phase.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:21 AM (Mf7Vh) 324
The hell it is. Posted by: SMH i agree with you 100%. the original poster most likely does as well. from my perspective, the OP is making the point that everything is on the table using biden's language. so it's biden saying everything is on the table, including slavery. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 09:21 AM (UgAdJ) 325
I saw a report on NBC where the president is privately complaining about his staff immediately countering him every time he makes a statement. Aside from the fact that many of his statements are stuffed with gaffes, that continues to raise the question of who, exactly, is running the country. Who has the controlling authority to counteract the President of the United States in his own office? Or is this simply an extension of the insubordination that Trump was plagued with? This shadow government shit is dangerous.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (HmZuC) 326
"BB gun (which would show up on a 4473)"
Here in Illinois, an air gun over 700fps muzzle velocity requires 4473. Don't know about other states. Air rifles at 1500fps are pretty common now. Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 09:08 AM (qpX6U) Huh. Sucks to be you, and I lived there 18 years. I bought a single shot pellet rife, scoped, with an 1100 fps rating, for about $100. No background check in MS. And Yes, it sounds like a .22 because the pellet cracks the sound barrier. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (F0YaR) 327
Goodbye women voting!
Posted by: rickb223 __ Then y'all should be happy that this black woman isn't voting ever again. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (9uFjF) 328
If I had to choose between saving one of my chickens and saving a blue-city liberal, I'm honestly not sure which way I'd go.
https://tinyurl.com/yuhep5ay Posted by: Bitter Clinger Save the chicken. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (R/uuE) 329
Then y'all should be happy that this black woman isn't voting ever again.
Posted by: SMH Biden is the one that says rights aren't absolute. Someone may want to explain shit to his teleprompter loader. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:23 AM (R/uuE) 330
318 When the story fist ran his name was reported as was the fact that Paul Pelosi struck the Jeep by ignoring a stop sign. Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. Some people are really too big to fail in the Church of Manhattan Media.
* Yeah, IIRC Jesus was supposed to come to a stop on a four lane highway in order to let Pelosi have the right of way. He clearly didn't know who he was. ------------- I went through two pages of Goolag hits on the story and could not find Jesus' last name - nor his first name. Just a 48 year old local man who struck Paul Pelosi. On Friday they reported the truth. Maybe I could find it on page 15 of Goolah hits? Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 09:23 AM (0chEi) 331
Before entering a school, you are locked in a vestibule with a metal detector. If the detector triggers, the vestibule begins filling with poison gas until you remove the offending metal and pass through the detector without triggering.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:23 AM (f8jdA) 332
Then y'all should be happy that this black woman isn't voting ever again.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (9uFjF) I'm setting the over/under on how many times you'll vote in 2024, without your knowledge, at 2.5. Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:23 AM (6SFQj) 333
@zerohedge
1:15pm: meeting between Biden, Powell and Yellen Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:18 AM (NpAcC) ++++ ::: buffs crystal ball :: Powell: We will maintain the 50 bps rate increase for the next two quarters, Janet, and this is already a compromise. You know as well as I do that 200bps would be closer to what we need. Yellen: Bullshit, Jerome. I understand you won't cut right now, but these increases must stop. We have a federal budget to worry about! Powell: Sorry, Janet, I have a currency to worry about. Biden: :: drool :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2022 09:24 AM (5zVb8) 334
Goodbye women voting!
Posted by: rickb223 Yup. And you can forget a woman's right to choose. I don't mean the abortion issue, I mean her right to choose whether or not she wants to have sex. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 09:24 AM (ELbmp) Posted by: Halfhand at May 31, 2022 09:24 AM (vBO1h) 336
FJB: Hold the crash until Dec 2024.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:25 AM (f8jdA) 337
Cardiac deaths rose 17% globally during Covid pandemic
An analysis of nearly 200 studies by researchers from Leeds University found deaths among people hospitalised due to severe heart problems jumped 17 per cent in two years. __________ "Using the PULS lab score to study a large group of at-risk patients, investigators found that future risk for heart attack remained almost triple two and a half months after two mRNA shots." (from the American Thinker article linked above). Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 31, 2022 09:25 AM (MvHI3) 338
Bluebell, when is the mome? What info do l need to provide to sign up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 09:12 AM (MvyjV) ------- It's Saturday, June 11 in Arlington. If you want registration info, email me at novamome @ protonmail dot com (address is also in my nic). Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:26 AM (aeePL) 339
I'm setting the over/under on how many times you'll vote in 2024, without your knowledge, at 2.5.
Posted by: Nic of the Day ___ *shrugs* Oh well. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:26 AM (9uFjF) Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 09:26 AM (AHeqJ) 341
It's Saturday, June 11 in Arlington. If you want registration info, email me at novamome @ protonmail dot com (address is also in my nic).
*scribbles furiously* Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 31, 2022 09:26 AM (6SFQj) 342
>>Who has the controlling authority to counteract the President of the United States in his own office?
Well, aside from Congress over-riding a presidential veto, no one, technically- but it is happening today Biden isn't in charge other people are Posted by: DB at May 31, 2022 09:27 AM (geLO8) 343
And Jesus wept.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:27 AM (f8jdA) 344
Steve Cortes
@CortesSteve 17m Even NBC now admits the reality of an administration that's responsible for 3/4 of Americans reporting the country is headed in the wrong direction. NBC: "Inside a Biden White House adrift Amid a rolling series of calamities and sinking approval ratings, the president's feeling lately is that he just can't catch a break - and that angst is rippling through his party." Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:27 AM (NpAcC) 345
Cardiac deaths rose 17% globally during Covid pandemic
* Yes, but that was related to... let's see... lack of exercise because gyms were closed. Yeah, that'll work. Gym closings. It had nothing to do with the injection. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:27 AM (m5zDG) 346
340 "Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. "
And this happened on the Road to Damascus? ---------------------- It happened on State Road 21 in Napa Valley. Posted by: Puddinhead at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (0chEi) 347
We're all supposed to get electric cars, meanwhile Biden just shut down the Pebble gold and copper mine in Alaska.
This is all a big joke to them, kerning us around with their policies knowing full well the end will be : you can have nothing. Just another day of government intentionally creating scarcity. WASF Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (dA4Vu) 348
Your name and address. The place you do your banking. Your mother's maiden name. The name of the city you were born. The name of your first pet.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (vMCab) -------- Ooh, so close. You forgot SSN and DPOB. Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (aeePL) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (SWi3y) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (1n+EO) 351
CNN (forgive me horde)
"Supreme Court leak investigation heats up as clerks are asked for phone records in unprecedented move" ___________ How stupid would a clerk have to be not to use a burner phone for making calls to a reporter about leaking a SCOTUS draft? Even double-digit IQ street criminals know not to make their crime-planning calls on a phone that can be traced back to them. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM (MvHI3) 352
You can strike someone who ran a red light and it is not your fault. Paul should not have been where he was. But the media will destroy a man who was simply driving and had the misfortune to come across an elite.
MSM Later today "Jesus is an illegal! Deport!" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM (f8jdA) 353
Jesus V. Lopez ... but that was from a Redstate story linked by Insty although it looks like Redstate's source is the Daily Mail.
Link in my sock. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM (yikp0) 354
What would Jesus drive?
Posted by: DB at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM (geLO8) 355
@CortesSteve
17m Even NBC now admits the reality of an administration that's responsible for 3/4 of Americans reporting the country is headed in the wrong direction. NBC: "Inside a Biden White House adrift Amid a rolling series of calamities and sinking approval ratings, the president's feeling lately is that he just can't catch a break - and that angst is rippling through his party." Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2022 09:27 AM (NpAcC) "They're just too stupid to realize this is for their own good and we're saving the planet." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (1n+EO) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (ELbmp) Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (qpX6U) 359
How stupid would a clerk have to be not to use a burner phone for making calls to a reporter about leaking a SCOTUS draft?
Even double-digit IQ street criminals know not to make their crime-planning calls on a phone that can be traced back to them. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM (MvHI3) They’re liberals. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (Mf7Vh) 360
Unprecedented leak, unprecedented phone records review... too much! Too much! Just forget the whole thing!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (f8jdA) 361
Im assuming a Honda.
The Apostles came together in one Accord. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 31, 2022 09:30 AM (ELbmp) ------- Oh my. Well done. Muldoon better watch his step. Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (aeePL) 362
"Now its reported that Jesus struck Paul. "
And this happened on the Road to Damascus? I thought Jesus preached non-violence? Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (R/uuE) 363
NOOD lum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 364
348 Your name and address. The place you do your banking. Your mother's maiden name. The name of the city you were born. The name of your first pet.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2022 09:15 AM (vMCab) -------- Ooh, so close. You forgot SSN and DPOB. Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:28 AM (aeePL) You've got to get them to take the bait before you set the hook and start reeling them in. Sunk cost. "Ok now we just need a couple other things" Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (vMCab) 365
>>>"Stop the rate hikes to save my admin!"
Yellen: Then runaway inflation it is. Your choice, Fats. Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (HmZuC) 366
Unprecedented leak, unprecedented phone records review... too much! Too much! Just forget the whole thing!
The damage to the public trust will be too much. We'll have to cooperate with the Dems to bury it. For the good of the country. Posted by: The GOP at May 31, 2022 09:32 AM (6SFQj) 367
How stupid would a clerk have to be not to use a burner phone for making calls to a reporter about leaking a SCOTUS draft?
Even double-digit IQ street criminals know not to make their crime-planning calls on a phone that can be traced back to them. Remember, those who intern as clerks for SCOTUS are considered to be the best and brightest among law graduates. We are doomed. Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 31, 2022 09:32 AM (AHeqJ) 368
You've got to get them to take the bait before you set the hook and start reeling them in. Sunk cost. "Ok now we just need a couple other things"
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2022 09:31 AM (vMCab) ------- Dang, you're a pro. Probably explains why I haven't gotten any traction with my "I'm a Nigerian princess" letters either. Posted by: bluebell - last day to register for NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 31, 2022 09:33 AM (aeePL) 369
Then y'all should be happy that this black woman isn't voting ever again. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:22 AM (9uFjF) Do what I plan on doing: Vote for every single office up for election, and write your own name in. Every single office. I don't want them filling in the blank for me after the fact. They'll have fun figuring out exactly who the hell "Waraiotoko" is. But that's their problem, not mine. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2022 09:34 AM (/EuRN) 370
Somebody just go *POOF*?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2022 09:34 AM (1n+EO) 371
Even double-digit IQ street criminals know not to make their crime-planning calls on a phone that can be traced back to them.
Burner phones have been a trope in TV shows and movies for 15 years. Hollywood's early adoption of them makes me wonder how they knew - maybe using them to set up pedo dates? Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2022 09:35 AM (ZGrMX) 372
I just got a 90mm gun for self defense, but it doesn't match my purse or shoes. Olive drab is so bourgeoisie... can someone recommend a good color to go with lavender and pearls?
Posted by: Ambiguously Poxxed Richard Simmons at May 31, 2022 09:41 AM (9uQBw) 373
What would Jesus drive?
Posted by: DB at May 31, 2022 09:29 AM we covered this....either a cherry '73 midnight blue deuce & a quarter convertible with a 455 or a '49 Ford with the flathead V8 Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2022 09:43 AM (ENBF0) 374
> "BB gun (which would show up on a 4473)"
__________ On the face, that's absurd. Anyway, what I came here to say is that yesterday I used our grandson's Daisy BB gun to flack a Robin at 20 yards. Little fucker had been shitting all over our tomatoes despite there being a wind spinner to deter birds. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2022 09:44 AM (BFigT) 375
Speaking of getting pay raises...
https://tinyurl.com/5ceyedac Anyone suffering loss during the last 2 years of shutdown, jabs, Covid-related death, delayed or refusal to treatment or horse paste can sue them, since now those health company CEO s can afford to share the wealth. How about we all march and shout slogans, set fires and block traffic for (S)LM, "Spread Lots of Munney!" Posted by: Ju at May 31, 2022 11:28 AM (aTmM/) 376
He's such an idiot.
Buy your cannons here... https://www.steencannons.com/cannons or here.... https://hernironworks.com/cannons-and-mortars/ or a bunch of other places. Posted by: doesky2 at May 31, 2022 01:14 PM (AHHU1) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.056 seconds. |
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