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EMT 05/29/22

Happy Sunday.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Yo

Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2022 06:00 AM (hOMhY)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 06:01 AM (2JoB8)

3 Good Morning Morons. Today is Sunday, May 29, 2022.. On this day in 1453 Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II Fatih captured Constantinople after a 53-day siege, ending the Byzantine Empire.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:01 AM (mZwKe)

4 Rep. Gonzales: Uvalde police response delayed by scrambling to find tools to pry open steel door


That story has more holes in it than a kitchen colander.


https://tinyurl.com/ms9wu54p

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:01 AM (mZwKe)

5 California Gov. Gavin Newsom tests positive for COVID-19


https://tinyurl.com/m7k7ybff

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:01 AM (mZwKe)

6 Kamala Harris calls for 'assault weapons ban' in wake of Uvalde, Buffalo mass shootings


So Kameltoe wants to ban so-called assault weapons.
She does not even know what an assault weapon is. Hell, I want to ban all politicians.


https://tinyurl.com/2p8anzd8

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:02 AM (arJlL)

8 Dan Bongino: Pretending that guns caused Texas school shooting is not being 'serious about the problem'


Democrats always roll out the gun control lie after any event. The fact is gun control has been shown to never work.


https://tinyurl.com/c4wf27df

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

9 Biden's Approval Hits the Basement: Worst Ever at This Point in Term


He never has been worth a fart in a whirl-wind.


https://tinyurl.com/2p8vkk94

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:02 AM (mZwKe)

10 U.S.-supplied Howitzers have reached Ukraine military, amid ongoing war with Russia: Defense minister


https://tinyurl.com/46m3j4wm

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

11 Some facts about memorial day.


https://tinyurl.com/y9m5xsev

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

12 Political cartoon of the day:


https://tinyurl.com/yt568tpm

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:03 AM (mZwKe)

13 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/28y34h4v


And that's it for today

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)

14
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2022 06:05 AM (ENBF0)

15 Take away all guns magically and your left with people who still want to harm and kill others

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 06:06 AM (2JoB8)

16 Happy Memorial weekend, all.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:07 AM (cTCuP)

17 Take away all guns magically and your left with people who still want to harm and kill others
Posted by: Skip

Ya think ?

It won't be all rainbows and unicorn farts ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:08 AM (arJlL)

18 Happy Memorial weekend, all.
Posted by: creeper

Thanks creeper; backatcha !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:08 AM (arJlL)

19 Morning, all! Mid-point of a 3-day weekend for me.

Grit channel is showing a 1936 Western with the young John Wayne, Winds of the Wasteland. So far it seems to be about the ending of the Pony Express, and JW's character has to find some other way to make a living. It's in color -- possibly colorized, since a budget Western in '36 would probably not have been filmed in color.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 06:09 AM (c6xtn)

20 Hiya vic !

Thanks for the VNN !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:09 AM (arJlL)

21 Coffee is done, it's a start

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 06:10 AM (2JoB8)

22 No, I'm sorry. You can't have my guns.

Was there anything else you wanted to scream?

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:10 AM (cTCuP)

23 Thanks for the news vic. You changed your nic! Hey that rhymes.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2022 06:11 AM (55Qr6)

24 Hey, JT. Have a great day, sir.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:13 AM (cTCuP)

25 Hiya farmer !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:14 AM (arJlL)

26 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2022 06:17 AM (Irn0L)

27 Does someone tell John Wayne's character to learn to code? Cuz I'd love to see Wayne punch the guy.

Posted by: Wally at May 29, 2022 06:17 AM (2BEQ8)

28
The shooter could have walked into the classroom and methodically stabbed each child to death.

The police in that town don't own a battering ram?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 06:17 AM (dQvv7)

29 So when should we expect the next school shooting? Slaughtering children gets the left lots of attention. Surely they will not abandon this tactic.

Yeah, I believe this was an op. It's far too convenient to be anything else.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:22 AM (cTCuP)

30
When my wife taught there was always some other teacher who would prop the door open for her own convenience. My wife would always close the door on her.

I'm sure there's one like that in every school.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 06:22 AM (dQvv7)

31 Hiya Captain !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:24 AM (arJlL)

32
It's too light out to see Venus, now. As I mentioned last thread, tonight was a conjuction of Mars and Jupiter. Closest approach occured at around 4:57 AM EDT.

Venus, Jupiter-Mars, and Saturn were in a nice, near-straight arc across the sky, all visible just before sunrise.

I saw it from the front porch. Beautiful. Venus, the "Morning Star" (and Evening Star, sometimes) was brilliant. Too light to see it, not.

Anyway, I realized the inspiration of the hymn, "The Lily of the Valley (I've Found a Friend in Jesus)": "He's the lily of the valley, the bright and morning star..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:25 AM (Mzdiz)

33 Should have gone out to see the planets, don't think there is a cloud in the sky

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 06:27 AM (2JoB8)

34 Legal Insurrection

The stuckach traitors at the NASB originally wanted Military Police sent to school districts where parents were objecting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2022 06:28 AM (BPdDg)

35 I have to admit, this is a new low in warfare. Most wars start with killing adults. Kids are usually just collateral damage, not the primary targets.

Given the pedos and shooters, being a kid in America theses days must be terrifying.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:28 AM (cTCuP)

36 >> Should have gone out to see the planets,

You can see it tomorrow night as well, Jupiter and Mars won't be as close as tonight, but you can still see it, just before dawn, depending on your location.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:30 AM (Mzdiz)

37 Hey JT, how's it going? I must get some sleep. Meeting family today at noon for the Memorial Day thing at the cemetery.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2022 06:30 AM (55Qr6)

38 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 06:31 AM (UnQlg)

39 Thanks, publius. I was half an hour too late this morning. Nice to know there will be another show tonight.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:31 AM (cTCuP)

40
By mid-June, you can be able to see give planets, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn all in a nice arc, right before dawn.

Neptune and Uranus will also be up there as well, but you'll need some binoculars or other such to see them. Look up the charts, if interested.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:33 AM (Mzdiz)

41 Good morning morons and thanks for VNN

Can't see anything in the sky, we have been fogged in for three days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2022 06:33 AM (EZebt)

42
You can see it tomorrow night as well, Jupiter and Mars won't be as close as tonight, but you can still see it, just before dawn, depending on your location.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022


***
What part of the sky? My view outside my door is blocked by trees and buildings, but the street where I usually work out has more visibility (though not much).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 06:33 AM (c6xtn)

43 Stay safe, Farmer !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 06:34 AM (arJlL)

44 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2022 06:34 AM (bqTs3)

45 "The Day The Earth Stood Still" is on THE REAL ONE, not that bullshit left wing save the earth one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2022 06:34 AM (Irn0L)

46 44 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2022 06:34 AM (bqTs3)


Meatloaf! That's what I want for dinner.

And I have just the recipe, TYVM.

'Morning, olddog.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:37 AM (cTCuP)

47 Does someone tell John Wayne's character to learn to code? Cuz I'd love to see Wayne punch the guy.
Posted by: Wally at May 29, 2022


***
It's kind of a slow film. JW doesn't have a fight scene until a good 20 minutes in. I'd guess audiences were willing to wait a bit longer for a payoff in movies in those days.

The other actors seem kind of stiff; and you could be forgiven for thinking, based on this movie along, that this Wayne guy was never going to be a major star. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 06:40 AM (c6xtn)

48 Morning, creeper. Yes, meatloaf sounds great, but I have pork steaks basting in mustard going on the grill tonight.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2022 06:44 AM (bqTs3)

49 >> What part of the sky?

What part of the sky?

To the East. Right before first light. Jupiter and Mars were a full Moon's width apart tonight at 4:57AM EDT. I saw it.

I just happened to step outside on the back porch to relieve my bladder, and looked up, and saw a bright star, and a dim red one very close together. It was around 4:40 or so. I got thinking, that red thing has got to be Mars, and it's pretty close to something. It's too bright to be a star, so it's got to be another planet. I looked it up, and voila, Jupiter-Mars conjunction.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:44 AM (Mzdiz)

50
Vic X has a nicer ring to it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 29, 2022 06:46 AM (Xo3T0)

51 I just happened to step outside on the back porch to relieve my bladder, and looked up, and saw a bright star, and a dim red one very close together. It was around 4:40 or so. I got thinking, that red thing has got to be Mars, and it's pretty close to something. It's too bright to be a star, so it's got to be another planet. I looked it up, and voila, Jupiter-Mars conjunction.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022


***
I wish I had a porch, front or back. Tomorrow AM I plan to go work out before dawn, and the outgoing leg of my route faces east. I'll see if I can spot the display -- though I suspect the trees will be in the way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 06:48 AM (c6xtn)

52 Meatloaf! That's what I want for dinner.
And I have just the recipe, TYVM.
'Morning, olddog.
Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 06:37

I first thought you were referring to the character, Meat Loaf. Saw many shows. For a kick look up "Frying Pan", great song IMO.

Out of the frying pan and into the firrrrre, into the firrre.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2022 06:49 AM (55Qr6)

53 You don't have a toilet in the house?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 29, 2022 06:49 AM (lKAqb)

54 At 7 Miss Linda and I are going to cross the lake (well, a corner of it) to have breakfast at Cracker Barrel there. Time I shaved and showered. Back later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 06:50 AM (c6xtn)

55 if you think that jews walking through their capital city with the flag of the country they’re living in and saying “we’re alive!” is incitement, you might just be an antisemite

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2022 06:50 AM (Irn0L)

56 "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2022 06:53 AM (Irn0L)

57
While I wasn't thinking about such at the time, the spot I picked to build Miley's (an my) house it perfect for seeing such, at least to the East to South viewing range. Noth and West, we're too close to the trees.

But it was perfect for tonight's view. Anything happens close to sunrise, and we're perfect for it. I woke Miley up to see the nice arc of Venus, Mars-Jupiter, and Saturn from the front porch. Beautiful sight.

Again, in mid-June, with the Strawberry Moon, we'll have five planets in the ecliptic arc all visible just before dawn, with Uranus and Neptune too, if you get some binoculars and a chart to know exactly where to look.

Seven planets, you can see all up there across the ecliptic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:53 AM (Mzdiz)

58 It's looking like the Donks in MI have rigged the system and Wretched Witmer is going to essentially run unapposed as board of canvassers knocks 5 GOP candidates off the primary ballots.

Including Larry Craig who would have beaten her like a rented mule.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2022 06:54 AM (wrJmx)

59 >> You don't have a toilet in the house?

I'm a country boy. We pee outside if it all possible. We mark our territory. Such is the way it has been since the dawn of time, and such it will always be.

Only soyboys pee inside.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:55 AM (Mzdiz)

60
I also pee from the front porch. I can do that, almost even in broad daylight. In broad daylight, there's only one near neighbor who might could see, with binoculars.

The borders of empires are marked by the piss of patriots. Patton said that, or something close to it. I mark my empire.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 06:57 AM (Mzdiz)

61
If you pee outside the deer stay away from your shrubbery and eat the neighbors instead, thereby saving them the effort of trimming. Be a good neighbor.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 06:58 AM (dQvv7)

62 Not seeing a lot of reporting on release of the Xinjiang Police Files. Wonder why?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2022 06:59 AM (EZebt)

63 G'morning, all.

You know that feeling you have when you get up to find out that your A/C compressor in't running?

Yeh, first world problem and all, but I have a ten pound pork butt to smoke through the day, and it would be nice to have some A/C.

At least the butt is on the smoker already.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 06:59 AM (1n+EO)

64 Do you park your car on the street? There were 3,969 reports of stolen catalytic converters in 2019, more than 17,000 in 2020 and more than 52,000 last year. I suspect it will be even higher this year, with also many more reports of holes being drilled in gas tanks.

Which brings me to an idea for an expanding plug that could be used to plug holes drilled in the bottom of gas tanks.

The best solution may be to install skid plates to protect your cat and gas tank.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:00 AM (vrz2I)

65 If you pee on your hostas and other plants

the deer wont eat them

not a joke

Posted by: REDACTED at May 29, 2022 07:01 AM (us2H3)

66 "If you pee outside the deer stay away from your shrubbery and eat the neighbors instead"

Wow! Carnivorous deer. They are probably wearing Kevlar vests too. 5.56 ain't gonna do the trick, 30.06 FTW.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:02 AM (vrz2I)

67
The best solution may be to install skid plates to protect your cat and gas tank.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:00 AM


If you're trying to mainstream bestiality perhaps this isn't the site for you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 07:03 AM (dQvv7)

68 When you get your catalytic converter replaced here, after waiting 6 weeks for it to arrive, they will install a metal cage over it for a few hundred more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2022 07:03 AM (EZebt)

69 Morning peeps. I think I'll get up before sunrise to catch the planets. I'd been aware this conjunction was happening, but it had either been too cloudy to view or I was too lazy to get out of bed.

*mostly too lazy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 07:04 AM (BFigT)

70 "not a joke"

Simple logic should dictate this.

Most people pee in toilets.
Deer will not eat a toilet.
Ergo, if you pee on a hosta plant, deer should not it it as well.

It's science.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:04 AM (1n+EO)

71 >>> install skid plates to protect your cat

I think kitty might object.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 07:04 AM (UnQlg)

72 "I think kitty might object"

You'd think they'd be thanking me.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:05 AM (vrz2I)

73 I have 8-10K hostas on my property

to a deer, my place looks like a PA Dutch salad bar off of I-81

Posted by: REDACTED at May 29, 2022 07:06 AM (us2H3)

74 Cats don't do logic. They have a hard time looking past "get that effing thing away from me"

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 07:06 AM (UnQlg)

75
On the night of June 14th, I will step outside and take a piss under the light of the full Strawberry Moon. This piss will establish my dominion over the lands I hold.

I will then observe the five planets in the arc of the ecliptic a little later, and take a piss then. My dominion will be complete.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 07:07 AM (Mzdiz)

76 "To the east"

Well, crud. To the east is a mountain. Sunrise doesn't occur here till 0900.

But up the road a mile or so is the top of said mountain (well, hill actually) with a turnout. Should be the perfect place for planet-viewing.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:07 AM (cTCuP)

77 Peeing outside won't deter raccoons.

Or skunks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 07:08 AM (BFigT)

78 >>> I have 8-10K hostas on my property

That's a pretty extreme measure to cut down on lawn mowing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 07:08 AM (UnQlg)

79 You guys can just shut up about pissing off the porch. You're awakening my latent penis envy.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:08 AM (cTCuP)

80 I saw one case where a guy was peeing on a tree in his front yard and the cops charged him as a sex offender.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 07:10 AM (mZwKe)

81
XXs can take a piss off the porch too. Don't wear pants. Just lean back and let 'er rip. Country girls do such as well as country boys.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 29, 2022 07:10 AM (Mzdiz)

82 "You're awakening my latent penis envy."

Just tell your hoohaah to self identify as a tallywacker.

Problem solved.
Using science.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:10 AM (1n+EO)

83 "and the cops charged him as a sex offender."

Was it a mature tree...or a sapling?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:11 AM (1n+EO)

84 Morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2022 07:12 AM (vZPmd)

85
You guys can just shut up about pissing off the porch. You're awakening my latent penis envy.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:08 AM


One of the funniest lines I ever heard in an adult movie was when a buxom young female said, "I don't need a penis, I can get one anytime I want."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 07:12 AM (dQvv7)

86 Hey I'm posting from the can
That is all

Posted by: DB's phone at May 29, 2022 07:12 AM (geLO8)

87 VIA, you are SO sciency this morning. That's hawt.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:12 AM (cTCuP)

88 Including Larry Craig who would have beaten her like a rented mule.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2022 06:54 AM (wrJmx)

Uh, James, not foot tappin' Larry.

Posted by: Clutch at May 29, 2022 07:13 AM (9UmRs)

89 " That's hawt."

Aw shucks...

*Blushes*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:14 AM (1n+EO)

90 Hang my butt over the deck rail? Not happening. I draw the line at boat gunwhales.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:14 AM (cTCuP)

91 90 Hang my butt over the deck rail? Not happening. I draw the line at boat gunwhales.
Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 07:14 AM (cTCuP)

Hanging a butt over the deck rail? That spells M O O N!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 29, 2022 07:16 AM (PiwSw)

92 Saw Top Gun Maverick last night...my wife was like, meh, predictable macho stuff.

Me? Hell Yahyah!

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2022 07:17 AM (5iUNf)

93 83 "and the cops charged him as a sex offender."

Was it a mature tree...or a sapling?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:11 AM (1n+EO)


Their rationale was he was hanging his dork out in public.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 07:18 AM (mZwKe)

94 I saw a guy downtown pissing right outside a bank. Didn't even use the drive thru. What a cad.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:22 AM (vrz2I)

95 Mornin', all! Thanks for the news, Vic!

Woke up too late for planet viewing, but hey, there's coffee.

Posted by: Catherine at May 29, 2022 07:22 AM (ZSsrh)

96 The thing about peeing outside is that everyone has their own tree or spot. Redneck etiquette.

This is known.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 07:22 AM (BFigT)

97 You don't have a toilet in the house?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

That's for company.

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 07:23 AM (arJlL)

98 Why, it's as if the Chocolate Messiah himself wrote this obituary.


https://instapundit.com/522751/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:23 AM (1n+EO)

99 How much is Maverick gonna be hurt by Hollyweird's wokeness? My husband did not realize it wasn't kowtowing to China until I told him. He just assumed it would.

Posted by: Catherine at May 29, 2022 07:23 AM (ZSsrh)

100 "You don't have a toilet in the house?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

That's for company.
Posted by: JT"

Same with the candy dish.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:24 AM (vrz2I)

101 "That's for company."

You must have 'city' friends.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:24 AM (1n+EO)

102 Hiya Catherine !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 07:25 AM (arJlL)

103 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 07:26 AM (arJlL)

104 >>Democrats always roll out the gun control lie after any event. The fact is gun control has been shown to never work.

Yeah, the left always wants to convince you to give up your weapons just when mass killers are on loose on the streets...poor salesmanship.

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2022 07:26 AM (5iUNf)

105

Never pee in the candy dish, makes the mints soggy...

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at May 29, 2022 07:26 AM (eyA9j)

106 We were visiting friends in Virginia Beach, and the two little boys were so proud to show me there bikes, and the dirt track in the back yard, around this massive tree.

And their very own toilet, so they didn't have to track dirt into the house every time the urge hit.

Dad had jammed a transmission fluid funnel into a spot in the base of the tree.

Hey, it worked.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:27 AM (1n+EO)

107 JT, Good morning, good sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2022 07:27 AM (vZPmd)

108 Rep. Gonzales: Uvalde police response delayed by scrambling to find tools to pry open steel door


That story has more holes in it than a kitchen colander.


But you sure can trust their integrity and honesty when they are on the witness stand.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2022 07:28 AM (AHeqJ)

109 "Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot"

I think you set a new record at the Navy Acadamy Joe. The statistical density of lies may have hit a new high, along with of course the gas prices.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:29 AM (vrz2I)

110 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

There is no political solution to the problems facing our nation. Repentance and turning back to God. Might want to start there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 29, 2022 07:29 AM (sAmhv)

111
I went to high school with a person named 'Dusty Roads'.

Poor parents maybe never heard the old poem:

In days of old, when knights were bold
And toilets not invented
They dropped their loads on Dusty Roads
And walked away contented

Coprophilia wasn't a thing then, but will probably be mandated in Build Back with Butter Part 2.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 07:31 AM (dQvv7)

112 Good morning Sis! What are you up to today?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2022 07:32 AM (eIhX7)

113 taking a leak out side is SOP for life in the country.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2022 07:32 AM (vZPmd)

114 There is no political solution to the problems facing our nation. Repentance and turning back to God. Might want to start there.

Amen.

Posted by: Clutch at May 29, 2022 07:32 AM (9UmRs)

115 "Dad had jammed a transmission fluid funnel into a spot in the base of the tree.
Hey, it worked.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

When he wants to make up some gunpowder, he'll have a nice bed of KNO3.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:33 AM (vrz2I)

116 Maud'dib, Good Morning, Hon. Lawn mowing in the morning and then painting metalwork in the barn. How was the fishing with the kiddo's?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2022 07:36 AM (vZPmd)

117 >116 Maud'dib, Good Morning, Hon. Lawn mowing in the morning and then painting metalwork in the barn. How was the fishing with the kiddo's?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2022 07:36 AM (vZPmd)


We only caught turtles with the kids. Damn things were very aggressive. Still had fun though. I also have beau coup yard work waiting for me today

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2022 07:39 AM (eIhX7)

118 I hope Dusty went on to be a rock musician

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 07:39 AM (2JoB8)

119 Aren't turtles bottom feeders ? Mebbe use a bobber to keep your bait off the bottom ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 07:43 AM (arJlL)

120 Yesterday we had family over and I grilled filet mignon and mama made arepas and we had delicious desserts. We ate more than our fill.

And today I read about food shortages to come.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 07:43 AM (9otr5)

121 I disagree. It is Disco+.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 29, 2022 07:45 AM (xoOWk)

122 Taking a leak outdoors also SOP on any golf course in the world. Except maybe Augusta, but probably there too

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 29, 2022 07:46 AM (7ZQe3)

123 Turtles will swim up to get your bait. They will also eat the fish on your stringer. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:47 AM (vrz2I)

124 "And today I read about food shortages to come.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

I got some groceries, some peanut butter.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:48 AM (vrz2I)

125 119 Aren't turtles bottom feeders ? Mebbe use a bobber to keep your bait off the bottom ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2022 07:43 AM (arJlL)


Turtles are a huge aggravation when you are fishing. Whenever I encountered them fishing I would move away to a new location.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 07:48 AM (mZwKe)

126 Japs release Red Army founder after 20-year prison term.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 07:49 AM (yikp0)

127 good morning everyone

Posted by: wing at May 29, 2022 07:50 AM (PlW9M)

128 It's a good morning, Rangers took the 6th game, landscapers will be here today and it's a great pool day. Enjoy.

Posted by: sidney at May 29, 2022 07:50 AM (itAo5)

129 Favorite place to pee outside? The Boundry Waters.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 29, 2022 07:52 AM (flINI)

130 >>> Whenever I encountered them fishing I would move away to a new location.

Do they play loud music and toss their empties on the ground?

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 07:52 AM (UnQlg)

131 It's looking like the Donks in MI have rigged the system and Wretched Witmer is going to essentially run unapposed as board of canvassers knocks 5 GOP candidates off the primary ballots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2022 06:54 AM (wrJmx)
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There were 10 total candidates, so plenty of challengers left. The problem was that these guys used """professional Republicans""" to get their petitions filled out and they were completely fraudulent.

These establishment types always fail upwards and get recommended all over the place, but they suck.

Oh, and I think you mean James Craig, who ran a completely bush league campaign. Interesting candidate who hired idiots. Personnel is policy, folks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 07:53 AM (llXky)

132 "Former Proud Boys leader Henry 'Enrique' Tarrio to stay jailed until Capitol riot trial."

See? He's not really Latino because we claim he used the English-rendering of his name rather than the Spanish!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 07:53 AM (yikp0)

133 "Do they play loud music and toss their empties on the ground?
Posted by: fluffy"

It's the repeated singing of "Happy Together" that really pisses me off.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:54 AM (vrz2I)

134 As far as food shortages are concerned... I recently picked up 2x 50lbs bags of rice. My wife found out and asked me - like I was crazy, why we have it.

I told her about the impending food shortages and she just squinted her eyes at me and was like "uh huh.. sure. Ok..." in a mocking fashion.

She doesn't pay attention to the news. Thankfully we have a bunch of pork and moose in our deep freezers if the SHTF with food shortages.

Also my 'rona sniffles won't seem to go away completely. Got the monoclonals on friday but still can't shake the last of this very minor congestion.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 29, 2022 07:54 AM (7Iq+b)

135 Hang my butt over the deck rail? Not happening. I draw the line at boat gunwhales.
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The whales aren't keen on it either.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 07:55 AM (yikp0)

136 Taking a leak outdoors has different meaning here than it does in the country. Here it means chaos and social decay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2022 07:55 AM (EZebt)

137 Turtles are a huge aggravation when you are fishing. Whenever I encountered them fishing I would move away to a new location.

How so? My neighbor hates turtles and is shooting them all the time.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2022 07:55 AM (AHeqJ)

138 All this discussion of peeing off porches makes me want to buy a house even more.

Not sure why.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 07:56 AM (c6xtn)

139 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 29, 2022 07:57 AM (cknjq)

140 I don't even tell Mrs fd about the stash in the shop. Why complicate things. We try to keep a pretty full pantry in the house too.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 07:57 AM (vrz2I)

141 The ONLY thing I learned during the Scamdemic is that eating cake after someone has blown out the candles is kind of gross.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 29, 2022 07:57 AM (flINI)

142 137 Turtles are a huge aggravation when you are fishing. Whenever I encountered them fishing I would move away to a new location.

How so? My neighbor hates turtles and is shooting them all the time.
Posted by: Reuben Hick



:-(

Posted by: Maryland University at May 29, 2022 07:57 AM (sAmhv)

143 "Here it means chaos and social decay."

I thought it was a return to the purity and carefree living of the Urban Outdoorsmen?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 07:58 AM (1n+EO)

144 Food shortages...

Every time we visit the grocery store and there are beans, rice and/or pasta available my wife will buy one of each. She's got these plastic bins with gamma lids to store the stuff in. Not a week goes by I don't hear her bitching about our lack of a basement for storage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 07:58 AM (BFigT)

145 How so? My neighbor hates turtles and is shooting them all the time.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2022 07:55 AM (AHeqJ)

When I used to race beach catamarans up the Atlantic coast we used to see sea turtles by the dozens. During one leg from Hollywood to Jupiter FL we counted something like 110. The little fuckers won't move for an ocean liner, and if we hit them in our carbon fiber hulled sailboats doing 30 knots it was like hitting a floating boulder. So yeah I'm not a fan of the bastards either.
Don't let anyone tell you that they're endangered. There's tons of them out there.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 29, 2022 07:58 AM (7Iq+b)

146 The more you dig, the stranger it gets. Thread.

https://bit.ly/3t3RGDM

Revealed: Uvalde school district was part of AI program that rooted out potential mass killers and monitored social media for threats and potential shooters.

They want to profit from shootings, not prevent them. Can't market shooting prevention tech unless they happen.

They suffer no real losses when their AI products fail. But when shootings happen, their entire existence is subsidized.

If you go and look at these companies' likes, RTs, mission statements, etc., they're sympathetic to every leftist cause. They're all frauds.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:00 AM (Do5/p)

147 DDG admitted they were altering search results to hide "disinformation", now it turns out that their core business of "blocking 3rd party trackers" allows Microsoft and microsoft partners to track you, even when they explicitly say it has been blocked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:00 AM (f8jdA)

148 My local grocery chain had ground beef for $2.88 a pound yesterday. Of course you had to buy the 3 lb. package -- which hurts me to spend almost $10 like that. But I've got something of a stash.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 08:00 AM (c6xtn)

149 By mid-June, you can be able to see five planets, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn all in a nice arc, right before dawn.
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Then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars?? How about at least reducing gas/diesel prices instead??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:01 AM (yikp0)

150 Here's something I'd love to see happen but won't, because the right is useless and never punches back.

I want to see women dressed up as Handmaids following Pete Bootedge around, crying out to see his kids' mothers.

Is anyone else disturbed by this? Who gave birth to his "children?" Handmaids, that's who. I think it would be hilarious to watch the left huff and defend the open practice of making women sell their children to gay men.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:03 AM (llXky)

151 Starting to see the coof pick back up again. Diagnosed a few this week. People seem to be a bot sicker than with the first omicron. "But I just got my booster 2 weeks ago!" Lol!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:03 AM (f8jdA)

152
Mrs fd: Why did you buy these 3lb tubes of ground beef? We never need that much at once.

Me: It was on sale. Throw it in the freezer and forget about it. We might have to trade it for gasoline one day.

Mrs fd: ??

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 08:04 AM (vrz2I)

153 Who did bottyjudge pay, and how much did he pay? Was it a political payoff?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:05 AM (f8jdA)

154 How so? My neighbor hates turtles and is shooting them all the time.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 29, 2022 07:55 AM

Dude, that's not very righteous. Not very righteous at all, dude.

https://bit.ly/3N0M9pl

Posted by: Crush at May 29, 2022 08:05 AM (Do5/p)

155 We live close to the grocery store and we have ravenous kids so I used buy groceries just in time, because if I stocked up it would all get eaten at the same pace as if I was just buying for the next few days.

Now we have locks on the garage fridge and freezer. I try to buy 2 of things whe I go to the store now - the one we are going to use and then the one for the freezer/pantry.

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:05 AM (9otr5)

156 Breaking911 @Breaking911 [from yesterday evening]
California Governor Gavin Newsom tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated."

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
JUST IN - California Gov. Gavin Newsom infected with COVID, a day after meeting PM of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
MORE - Newsom says he is "experiencing mild symptoms" and will isolate himself now. The Governor received his second "booster" injection during a live broadcast on May 18.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:06 AM (yikp0)

157 ""But I just got my booster 2 weeks ago!" Lol!"

Is there a place that graphs the current vaccine status by State/County?

I know for example that Baltimore was bragging about their high vaccination rate.
But as time has passed, how many folk are current with their boosters, and sh*t?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 08:06 AM (1n+EO)

158 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:03 AM (f8jdA)

Just as a casual observation, are you seeing people with the new variant and without the vax? Is there any discernable difference in their symptoms compared to those who are vaxxed?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 29, 2022 08:07 AM (3u800)

159 off clinton fuck sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (yrol0)

160 There were fishermen who would carry a rifle with them in Socal, to shoot sea lions who would cause trouble.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (Pu/aU)

161 My hospital used to display total current covid admissions broken down by vaxxed, vs unvaxxed. Then vaxxed vs "not fully vaxxed". Now just the total number. Probably because the splits don't tell the story they want to tell. But still, get the vax!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (f8jdA)

162 "But I just got my booster 2 weeks ago!" Lol!"

Carter's Pills probably would have worked just as well.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (vrz2I)

163 So the COVID tested positive for Newsom?

I sort of feel bad for the virus.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (1n+EO)

164 And I have some survival food in the basement. sra blaster believes and supports so if a new box arrives with more she says "good".

I worry that it isn't enough. We bought farm property in Florida but we are not there and we are not farming on it. I guess I will have to make my plan to have enough food until the harvest season after next.

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:09 AM (9otr5)

165 156 Breaking911 @Breaking911 [from yesterday evening]
California Governor Gavin Newsom tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated."

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
JUST IN - California Gov. Gavin Newsom infected with COVID, a day after meeting PM of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
MORE - Newsom says he is "experiencing mild symptoms" and will isolate himself now. The Governor received his second "booster" injection during a live broadcast on May 18.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:06 AM (yikp0)

Cognitive Dissonance is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:09 AM (yrol0)

166 I don't ask vaccine status anymore. It doesn't matter. I am testing regardless, and you either have it or you don't.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:09 AM (f8jdA)

167 The Moonbat strikes again with the Daily Mail, quite rightly, going after him...

||Environmental campaigner George Monbiot has claimed farming should be abolished because meat can be replaced with food made out of lab-grown bacteria.

Writing in his latest book, the Guardian columnist said the world must do away with meat and dairy production because it is a 'phenomenally profligate' way to produce food.

The writer, who describes farming as the 'most destructive force ever to have been unleashed by humans', argues meat producers will not be able to sustainably keep up with the increase in global food demand.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:11 AM (yikp0)

168 Who did bottyjudge pay, and how much did he pay? Was it a political payoff?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:05 AM (f8jdA)
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That's what I mean? They have pictures with him and his "husband, but who actually gave birth? Why does no one dig into these shady arrangements?

Use the Handmaiden motif and hound them, because like with everything else, the left always accuses the right of doing what they themselves are doing.

All these celebrity gay families - where are they getting the kids? How awful must it be for these women to have to carry a child from conception and then give it up? The fact that they are able to "take delivery" at birth tells us these aren't just normal adoptive situations. There's an industry behind this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:11 AM (llXky)

169 161 My hospital used to display total current covid admissions broken down by vaxxed, vs unvaxxed. Then vaxxed vs "not fully vaxxed". Now just the total number. Probably because the splits don't tell the story they want to tell. But still, get the vax!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 08:08 AM (f8jdA)

Semi vaxxed
half vaxxed
vavxxed
fully vaxxed
overly vaxxed
boosted
double boosted
WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:11 AM (yrol0)

170 Only soyboys pee inside.
Posted by: publius

* zips up, steps back inside from front prch*

Fist bump.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:12 AM (VTlqx)

171 I am thinking that Monday I will use the day off to do a test load out of the truck.

But that bugout plan assumes gas will be available. But seems like it's going to look like Mad Max. Second look at Mohawks and assess chaps?

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:12 AM (9otr5)

172 150- Yes; Milo Y the RC formerly gay gay writes Scathing commentary on this-among other things:

https://tinyurl.com/yws9mykr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:12 AM (Zb9Js)

173 All these celebrity gay families - where are they getting the kids?

Look no further than the southern border.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 29, 2022 08:12 AM (3u800)

174 "There's an industry behind this.

1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

it's an exchange program.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 08:13 AM (1n+EO)

175 All these celebrity gay families - where are they getting the kids? How awful must it be for these women to have to carry a child from conception and then give it up? The fact that they are able to "take delivery" at birth tells us these aren't just normal adoptive situations. There's an industry behind this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:11 AM

I read something recently which stated that a law was recently passed (proposed?) somewhere in Europe which would ban this practice and one of the comments was that it would be called an anti-LGBT law, because LGBTs benefit the most from women having babies for them.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:14 AM (Do5/p)

176 Today is the greatest day of the year for motor racing.

I'm guessing that Skip and I aren't the only ones aware of this.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 29, 2022 08:15 AM (cknjq)

177
I buy five pounds of burger meat at a time because best price at Aldi's. One pound of it stays in a block for meat loaf. Then I form the rest into 16 quarter pound circles. Freeze everything. Usually lasts a month and a half before I have to buy again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 08:15 AM (dQvv7)

178 173 All these celebrity gay families - where are they getting the kids?

Look no further than the southern border.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 29, 2022 08:12 AM (3u800)

I am sure they go to an adoption lawyer that has gals lined up to make $100k or so to take a sperm donation and deliver the baby.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:15 AM (yrol0)

179 Hi Fen!

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2022 08:15 AM (UnQlg)

180 176 Today is the greatest day of the year for motor racing.

I'm guessing that Skip and I aren't the only ones aware of this.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 29, 2022 08:15 AM (cknjq)

Monaco Indy Coke 600

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:16 AM (yrol0)

181 More articles on gays and adoption by Milo Y
From Church Militant:

https://tinyurl.com/3hkx4eu3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:17 AM (Zb9Js)

182 Hi, fluffy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:18 AM (Zb9Js)

183 > Today is the greatest day of the year for motor racing.
_____________

The property desperately needs mowing. It's too wet now, but I think the Indy 500 is going to be sacrificed today. Maybe watch the start and a couple laps.
- or -
Put it off until tomorrow and have even more work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 08:20 AM (BFigT)

184 Good Sunday morning, hordelings. This is the day that the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 29, 2022 08:20 AM (45fpk)

185
How awful must it be for these women to have to carry a child from conception and then give it up? The fact that they are able to "take delivery" at birth tells us these aren't just normal adoptive situations. There's an industry behind this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:11 AM


When my first child was born the OB/GYN dude, who smelled of booze, offered us a ton of money for her. In today's dollars close to two hundred thousand. So some woman rents her womb for 3/4 of a year for a couple hundred thousand dollars. Morality aside, that's not bad 'work' if you can get it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 08:20 AM (dQvv7)

186 If you are fishing and yo start getting your bobber hits and you try to hook them they do not hook. You pull your line in and look at the hook and all the bait is nibbled down to the hook, then you know you got turtles and it is time to move.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 08:21 AM (mZwKe)

187 When my first child was born the OB/GYN dude, who smelled of booze, offered us a ton of money for her.


Oh my gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 29, 2022 08:21 AM (45fpk)

188 We bought a freeze dryer last month. Wife has had it running nearly contiuously since. Not the solution, but is part of the mitigation.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 29, 2022 08:23 AM (AXL3t)

189 We moved out here to woods when my son, our youngest, was 2. He was taught that male privilege meant being able to relieve yourself, with some discretion, in the great outdoors. When he was about 5, we were in town at my BIL's house , at one of the frequent family get togethers my wife's family has. There were about a dozen adults on the deck and a handful of kids playing in the backyard. Abruptly, my son stops playing, looks around and runs over to a tree in the corner of the yard. He runs over, unzips and lets it fly. All in full view of his aunts and uncles. When he's done, he looks up sees everyone laughing. He was not happy about that. My MIL, looked at me and casualty remarked, I see you've raised him right. 20 plus years later, our son still squirms when we tell that story.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:24 AM (VTlqx)

190
Oh my gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 29, 2022 08:21 AM


It was even worse than that. When he offered to re-virginize my wife with afterbirth parts I knew he was plastered.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2022 08:25 AM (dQvv7)

191

My first OB/GYN, Cornhole - real bad dude, always smelled like poop - sold the blowbys off real fast for a 40% cut... Handy guy to know...

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at May 29, 2022 08:26 AM (eyA9j)

192 We will rejoice and be glad in it!
Posted by: grammie winger

Find great joy in it. It is there. Tomorrow is not promised.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:26 AM (VTlqx)

193 Fen is here!

Huzzah!

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:27 AM (9otr5)

194 More articles on gays and adoption by Milo Y
From Church Militant:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:17 AM (Zb9Js)
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I knew he'd returned to the faith but had lost track of him. He sure doesn't pull punches.

He's right of course - these aren't foundlings, they are probably sourced to "thoroughbred" mothers.

It's horrific and that's why I think the left should be called on it. Maybe one of the cobs and alert Ace that from now on we should included "Handmaiden Employer" Mayor Pete references.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:28 AM (llXky)

195 147 DDG admitted they were altering search results to hide "disinformation", now it turns out that their core business of "blocking 3rd party trackers" allows Microsoft and microsoft partners to track you, even when they explicitly say it has been blocked.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


So the evil Goolag empire continues to expand it's tentacles.
Is there a Horde recommended browser/search engine?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:28 AM (hOUT3)

196 {{{Fen}}}

Now everything's good.

Posted by: creeper at May 29, 2022 08:29 AM (cTCuP)

197 Glad to see you here, Fen.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 29, 2022 08:30 AM (45fpk)

198 195
Should have said Gates Empire, but it think that is a minimal distinction these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:30 AM (hOUT3)

199 AOC blasts Biden for plan to cancel $10k of student debt

She wants it all forgiven!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:30 AM (yrol0)

200 {{{Fen}}}
My Sunday is complete!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:30 AM (hOUT3)

201 You know, dear daughter the remedy I heartily recommend is tranquility of spirit. and I always forbid excessive worry. You must seek to restore your spirit to a state of tranquility after having been agitated by the work of the evil one. Do this by thinking of the spiritual rest which our souls should always have in God's will, wherever his will leads us. My daughter, live in this valley of tears for as long as it pleases God, with total submission to his holy will. We are very much indebted to divine goodness for making us so fervently live and die according to his pleasure. My daughter, let us trust that our great Savior, who gives us the intention to live and die in our enjoyment of him, will give us the grace to live that way

St . Pio in a letter to one of his spiritual directees, May 28. 1917








Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:31 AM (CWqsg)

202 Democrats always roll out the gun control lie after any event. The fact is gun control has been shown to never work.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 06:02 AM

No, but the "gun control" *narrative* always works. Otherwise Democrats would stop rolling it out. Not to stop violence or shootings, mind you, but rather to demonize conservatives and indoctrinate the narrative into general public to make it the default opinion of the public.

The best question to ask is why "Republicans" in House and Senate have never easily exposed the lie to the narrative years ago, simply by pointing out the massive "gun violence" deaths in "gun-control" cities like Chicago, Los Angeles, St. Louis, Baltimore, D.C., San Francisco, etc.

The answer is obvious to me now. Republicans are part of the Deep State and just Democrats with an "R" next to their names and don't give a damn about defeating the Left on anything. Because most of them are Leftists themselves.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:31 AM (Do5/p)

203 Is mZwKe your African name, Vic??
/the guy now commenting from South Korea

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:32 AM (yikp0)

204 Thanks, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:32 AM (CWqsg)

205 FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:31 AM (CWqsg)

Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: dantesed at May 29, 2022 08:33 AM (88xKn)

206 Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 29, 2022 08:33 AM (+4oV5)

207

All I did was roll over and ask "who's up for a morning beejer?" and the dog tore out of the room like his ass was on fire...

Posted by: Barky Obummer at May 29, 2022 08:33 AM (eyA9j)

208 Monaco up first in 1/2hr

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:33 AM (2JoB8)

209 {{{Ladyl}}}, hope the weather in your area is as fine as it is here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:34 AM (hOUT3)

210 Hi Fen! Now it truly is a vey blessed Sunday!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 29, 2022 08:35 AM (Zvtjl)

211 The best question to ask is why "Republicans" in House and Senate have never easily exposed the lie to the narrative years ago, simply by pointing out the massive "gun violence" deaths in "gun-control" cities like Chicago, Los Angeles, St. Louis, Baltimore, D.C., San Francisco, etc."

To be fair, some (like Ted Cruz) have. But you'll never see that reported in any MSM outlet. It's almost impossible to know what is actually said and not said anymore with every word being filtered through the american pravda.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2022 08:35 AM (r46W7)

212 As per yesterday's music thread fixed my speaker, had loose connection inside. The biggest speaker in box is 40 years of dry rotting around it. Still works but wonder if the paper parts going can be fixed.

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (2JoB8)

213 In a pure speed aspect, which is fastest. An F1 or Indy car?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (Pu/aU)

214 210

A post from Fen always clears the air and makes it a better day for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (hOUT3)

215 No, but the "gun control" *narrative* always works. Otherwise Democrats would stop rolling it out.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:31 AM (Do5/p)
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No it doesn't. Hasn't in some time, which is why the Dems want to use "executive actions" because gun control has never been more unpopular.

Look at the map of concealed carry laws. Two decades ago, how many states had Constitutional Carry? Now how many do?

They push it because they have nothing left and all they can do is try to gull the wine moms. They also live in a Twitter bubble and think 80 percent of the country wants taxpayer funded abortion to the moment of birth.

They're totally delusional.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (llXky)

216 It's almost impossible to know what is actually said and not said anymore with every word being filtered through the american pravda.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2022 08:35 AM (r46W7)


Narrative uber alles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 08:37 AM (hOUT3)

217 Fen really happy to see you here

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:37 AM (2JoB8)

218 Those that want to take away your guns are planning to do something you would shoot them for.

Posted by: Imaginary Person Internet Word Box at May 29, 2022 08:37 AM (23Kg8)

219 Hi Fenelon! Hope today is a day of healing.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:39 AM (kf6Ak)

220 Hi {{{Hrothgar}}}

It's beautiful here.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 29, 2022 08:39 AM (+4oV5)

221 The theory goes a F-1 car could do a Indy car but would need aerodynamic change. But as they are on a street course a F-1 car can't be beat.
They have always said a F-1car could travel upside down with the down force generated.

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:40 AM (2JoB8)

222 There is the usual parade scheduled for Memorial Day and I have the honor to march in it with a few of my colleagues.

Those if us who took part in Vietnam are beginning to age out, I notice. I doubt that war will really end as long as there are survivors, though. Probably not even when the last of us pass.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2022 08:40 AM (KATBx)

223 I hope Vic is feeling better today. He said yesterday that he has been under the weather.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:40 AM (kf6Ak)

224 In a commencement speech delivered at a university yesterday, FJBrandon shouted out the lie that ultra MAGA Trump supporters shot and killed a policeman on January 6.

At a commencement speech.

Expect worse today in Uvalde.

And worse tomorrow when he takes the podium somewhere to memorialize the fallen.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2022 08:40 AM (KiBMU)

225 Jupiter and Mars very close together
Easily seen in the dark. clear weather
Mars was all bright red and shiny
Cuz Jupiter was staring at her hiney
Poor planets no clothes. In their altogether.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 08:41 AM (5NkmN)

226 Starting to see the coof pick back up again. Diagnosed a few this week. People seem to be a bot sicker than with the first omicron. "But I just got my booster 2 weeks ago!" Lol!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

My daughter and her family all came down with it 3 weeks ago and are just now getting over it. SIL was fairly hard hit. My SIL works as a deputy PA for the county so he and my daughter had to test. Both of them were positive. My daughter describes it as basically a severe cold. My two middle grandkids had the hardest time, not because they were the sickest but they didn't get to visit us. They are normally here almost every week.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:41 AM (VTlqx)

227 212 As per yesterday's music thread fixed my speaker, had loose connection inside. The biggest speaker in box is 40 years of dry rotting around it. Still works but wonder if the paper parts going can be fixed.
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (2JoB

If it is a good brand driver with a good frame then it can be replaced. It also includes rewinding or maybe even a new coil in the speaker.

https://reconingspeakers.com/

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (yrol0)

228 165 156 Breaking911 @Breaking911 [from yesterday evening]
California Governor Gavin Newsom tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated."

Exposing the "big lie" about the current iteration of Covid - EVERYONE who gets it today experiences "mild symptoms" or none at all. Those who've been vaxxed are the most likely to get it now, but still, now it's nothing but a mild case of the flu. (If that) Think of this every time some fool says "another covid wave is coming!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (r46W7)

229 Thanks vmom. I feel a little better than I did yesterday and have today off so that's a good and I can read and contribute to the Book Thread which is a nice thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (InHL4)

230 DISGRACEFUL: Giants manager REFUSES to come out for anthem until he 'feels better' about America's 'direction'
"Every time I place my hand over my heart and remove my hat, I'm participating in a self congratulatory glorification of the ONLY country where these mass shootings take place," Kapler said.
By James Anthony; Montreal QC; May 28, 2022 1:17 PM

On Friday, Gabe Kapler, the storied athlete who currently manages the San Francisco Giants, refused to attend the singing of the national anthem at Friday's game in protest after the school shooting in Uvalde, Tex. on Tuesday.

For Friday's opening game, only seven of the San Francisco Giants staff and players were out in the field for the playing of the United States national anthem.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (yikp0)

231 In a commencement speech delivered at a university yesterday, FJBrandon shouted out the lie that ultra MAGA Trump supporters shot and killed a policeman on January 6.

Wait. That's not even close to true. I suppose anyone promoting that baseless claim on social media will be banned right?

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (9otr5)

232 I'd be interesting to see the woman who had the buttplugger's kids for him assert her parental rights to take them back. I realize it was a "pay to play" sort of arrangement, but this sort of thing has happened before when the birth mother has second thoughts or regrets and the whole situation is laid bare in court as they fight it out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 08:43 AM (BFigT)

233

Breakfast?

Dog.

Semen.

Say, wait a tic... Two great tastes that taste great toge....
*giant shepard's crook descends...*

Posted by: Barky Obummer at May 29, 2022 08:43 AM (dqwNL)

234 cat ass and sock monkey - the people were describe sound like they were boosted. It appears to me that the more shots someone got, the sicker they get from the current version.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2022 08:43 AM (r46W7)

235 147 DDG admitted they were altering search results to hide "disinformation", now it turns out that their core business of "blocking 3rd party trackers" allows Microsoft and microsoft partners to track you, even when they explicitly say it has been blocked.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Reminds me of Black Rifle Coffee - just plain playing us for suckers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:43 AM (kf6Ak)

236 212 As per yesterday's music thread fixed my speaker, had loose connection inside. The biggest speaker in box is 40 years of dry rotting around it. Still works but wonder if the paper parts going can be fixed.

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM (2JoB


You can get a speaker re-coned but it is expensive. The best thing to do is buy replacement speakers of the same size and pull the old ones from the baffles and put the new ones in. I did that with my 15" Infinities.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 08:44 AM (mZwKe)

237 Too much ambient light and buildings to see celestial hijinks here.

It'd have to be something big like the moon crashing into Earth before I could see it.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 08:44 AM (5NkmN)

238 You never fail to put a quiet smile on my face Fen. Thank you.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:44 AM (VTlqx)

239 Welcome back, Fen. You add brightness to the day.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2022 08:44 AM (KATBx)

240 My local grocery chain had ground beef for $2.88 a pound yesterday. Of course you had to buy the 3 lb. package -- which hurts me to spend almost $10 like that. But I've got something of a stash.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 08:00 AM (c6xtn)



Rouses?

Posted by: Kodos at May 29, 2022 08:46 AM (yQpMk)

241 dammit

/offsock

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 29, 2022 08:46 AM (yQpMk)

242
On Friday, Gabe Kapler, the storied athlete who currently manages the San Francisco Giants, refused to attend the singing of the national anthem at Friday's game in protest after the school shooting in Uvalde, Tex. on Tuesday."

sounds like he believes that his job in San Fran depends not on winning or losing games, but just on how much prog performance art he can dish out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2022 08:47 AM (r46W7)

243 My local grocery chain had ground beef for $2.88 a pound yesterday. Of course you had to buy the 3 lb. package -- which hurts me to spend almost $10 like that. But I've got something of a stash.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2022 08:00 AM (c6xtn)

I practically live on ground beef. Get the big packs, divide into quart ziplocs and freeze

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:47 AM (kf6Ak)

244 For Friday's opening game, only seven of the San Francisco Giants staff and players were out in the field for the playing of the United States national anthem.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (yikp0)

Just another reason not to watch the overpaid diaper wearing ass wipes play a child's game.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2022 08:48 AM (R/m4+)

245 See on YouTube the paper part can be fixed, so will take a look at a few. It works but sure those paper parts are important.

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 08:48 AM (2JoB8)

246 No it doesn't. Hasn't in some time, which is why the Dems want to use "executive actions" because gun control has never been more unpopular.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 29, 2022 08:36 AM

Sure it does. Have any Democrats or Republicans who have pushed "gun control" laws been punished for doing so? Nope. Crenshaw is still in office despite pushing for red flag laws. No Democrats are voted out for pushing lies about "gun violence" or pushing "gun control" laws.

There's no down side to it. The goal of any leftist narrative is not to solve any problems, it is to demonize conservatives and push the narrative to indoctrinate the public until that narrative comes to be public opinion.

Just look at anything else they have done over the past few decades. LGBTs, "gay marriage", gender dysphoria, "climate change". Every single issue the left pushes starts out as "oh no one is ever going to believe that" and "no one supports that, it's not popular". And yet, every corporation and institution in the world now pushes everything I just mentioned.

The narrative is pushed not for the people, but to get corporations and institutions to enact it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:49 AM (Do5/p)

247 "DISGRACEFUL: Giants manager REFUSES to come out for anthem until he 'feels better' about America's 'direction' "

So another vote for 'Joe Biden is taking the country in the wrong direction'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2022 08:50 AM (1n+EO)

248 222 There is the usual parade scheduled for Memorial Day and I have the honor to march in it with a few of my colleagues.

***

irongrampa, thank you and all the horde vets for your service.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:50 AM (kf6Ak)

249 Sunday Morning Book Thread...

T-10 minutes

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2022 08:51 AM (K5n5d)

250 Heres receipt for Sussmann purchase of two thumb drives at Staples near Perkins Coie 9/13/16. He left USB drives with data on them with FBI when pushing Alfa Bank bullshit 9/19/16. Expense report ID# here shows he billed USBs to Clinton campaign 9/22/16.

https://tinyurl.com/2xcyf3vw

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:51 AM (yrol0)

251 249 Sunday Morning Book Thread...

T-10 minutes
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yay!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2022 08:52 AM (kf6Ak)

252 I'm guessing that Skip and I aren't the only ones aware of this.
Posted by: weirdflu

Down at tne Brickyard on memorial day..,

Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2022 08:53 AM (Ed8Zd)

253 I practically live on ground beef. Get the big packs, divide into quart ziplocs and freeze
Posted by: vmom

I buy GB in the 10 lb chubs. I freeze half of it in 1 lb portions and pressure can the other. The beauty of canned ground beef is the prep time it eliminates when I'm fixing dinner.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:54 AM (VTlqx)

254 250 Heres receipt for Sussmann purchase of two thumb drives at Staples near Perkins Coie 9/13/16. He left USB drives with data on them with FBI when pushing Alfa Bank bullshit 9/19/16. Expense report ID# here shows he billed USBs to Clinton campaign 9/22/16.

https://tinyurl.com/2xcyf3vw
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2022 08:51 AM (yrol0)


Maybe he gets a whole year of probation! Finally accountability,!

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:54 AM (9otr5)

255 Taking a leak outdoors has different meaning here than it does in the country. Here it means chaos and social decay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2022 07:55

indeed, it is a different thing in rural N IL. We used to live in th country, no problem. Now that we are in town the wife does object when I pee off the deck or the porch.

Hey, I'm always discreet and we have a lot foliage and are secluded for being in town.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2022 08:54 AM (55Qr6)

256


10 lb Chub?

Posted by: Barky Obummer at May 29, 2022 08:55 AM (dqwNL)

257
irongrampa, thank you and all the horde vets for your service.
Posted by: vmom

Amen

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:55 AM (VTlqx)

258 Meat will soon get very very expensive if this report of ranchers curing their stocks is true.

First, we'll see a big drop in price and mucho availability then squat and huge price increase.

Maybe time to buy a freezer and stock up for the lean times(pun alert!).

Senile Joe is The Dead Cat Bounce President.

We get some fake relief from his horrible, destroy the Middle and Working Classes policies,

only to see everything fall off the cliff 2 weeks later.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 08:55 AM (5NkmN)

259 My daughter describes it as basically a severe cold. My two middle grandkids had the hardest time, not because they were the sickest but they didn't get to visit us. They are normally here almost every week.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:41 AM

Serious question. Was it commonplace in USA B.C (Before Covid) for people to not visit family and friends if they had a cold?

I have gone to work with colds, played softball games with a cold, went about my everyday life normally with a cold. I simply told people during the few times I have had a cold that it would be best to keep their distance (i.e. no hugs or shaking hands) as I am dealing with a cold.

Now it seems like if anyone gets the sniffles and "tests positive for COVID", they treat it as if they have some massively infectious disease. When it's always been a virus/disease with a 99.9% survival rate.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 08:56 AM (Do5/p)

260 I guess Dead Cat Joe sounds better.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 08:56 AM (5NkmN)

261 10 lb Chub?
Posted by: Barky

Why am I not suprised?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 08:57 AM (VTlqx)

262 Oops, Insty link:

https://instapundit.com/522744/#respond

Dead Cat Joe is workin' his mojo!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 08:57 AM (5NkmN)

263 Shorpy has their annual Backyard Picnic pic up.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 08:58 AM (mZwKe)

264 BOOK NOOOOOOD!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 29, 2022 08:59 AM (PiwSw)

265 LOL, I just noticed I have my whole name up.

Posted by: vic smith at May 29, 2022 08:59 AM (mZwKe)

266 fixed

Posted by: vic at May 29, 2022 09:00 AM (mZwKe)

267 Serious question. Was it commonplace in USA B.C (Before Covid) for people to not visit family and friends if they had a cold?

Well..;.it's always been polite not to show up on someone's doorstep all snotty and sniffly and sneezing and coughing.

No one wants your cold. Esp if they work.

And if your hosts are sufficiently 29-ish, a simple cold might prove to be a major problem.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2022 09:00 AM (5NkmN)

268 BOOK THREAD UPSTAIRS

Posted by: Skip advising you of your Nood threads at May 29, 2022 09:00 AM (2JoB8)

269 To all politicians, church leaders, pillars of society, and anyone else who feels compelled to run their mouth on Memorial Day: Please, in the name of all that is wonderful, please S T O P conflating military heroes with firemen, policemen, EMTs, nurses, and (God help us) school teachers. If you do not understand why military heroes do not belong with the others, then you need to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 29, 2022 09:02 AM (6cB8e)

270 Now it seems like if anyone gets the sniffles and "tests positive for COVID", they treat it as if they have some massively infectious disease. When it's always been a virus/disease with a 99.9% survival rate.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

My daughter is an RN. She tends to be conservatively cautious towards me in that 4egard. Her mother doesn't get sick. In March of 19, I came down with what I'm convinced was the vid. I tested negative but was sick for about 3 weeks. It was very similar to a bout with pneumonia I had about 4 years earlier. I threatened to visit my grandkids last week. My daughter politely asked me to not be the dad she knows and loves.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 09:04 AM (VTlqx)

271 Happy Sunday, morons! I finished stocking up on canned goods this week because of your advice.

Without a basement or a garage, stashing it was a puzzle. All the 2023 expiry cans are in the kitchen cupboard. The rest are in weird spots like the linen closet.



Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2022 09:05 AM (/+bwe)

272 To all politicians, church leaders, pillars of society, and anyone else who feels compelled to run their mouth on Memorial Day: Please, in the name of all that is wonderful, please S T O P conflating military heroes with firemen, policemen, EMTs, nurses, and (God help us) school teachers. If you do not understand why military heroes do not belong with the others, then you need to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 29, 2022 09:02 AM

It's also not Veterans' Day, it's Memorial Day. Which is to honor those who have died, not to thank or celebrate those who currently serve. The latter is the purpose of Veterans' Day.

That said, in my opinion, every day is good day to thank a veteran for their service. But I think too many people confuse the purpose of Memorial Day with Veterans' Day.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 09:06 AM (Do5/p)

273 > Without a basement or a garage, stashing it was a puzzle. All the 2023 expiry cans are in the kitchen cupboard. The rest are in weird spots like the linen closet.
_____________

Our guest bedroom is our stash room. Plastic shelves instead of a dresser, and they're stuffed with canned goods, dry goods, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 09:06 AM (BFigT)

274 Finally accountability,!
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2022 08:54 AM (9otr5)


"Accountability", I think that word does not mean what you think it means!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 29, 2022 09:07 AM (hOUT3)

275 Vic, it's a shame you threw away your anonymity like that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2022 09:07 AM (/+bwe)

276 Rain at Monaco, this could be a mess

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 09:08 AM (2JoB8)

277 It appears to me that the more shots someone got, the sicker they get from the current version.
Posted by: Tom Servo

My daughter and SIL had the JJ vaccine. Both because of our asshat Gubner, for employment reasons. Neither of them has gotten a booster. Nor are they willing to.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 09:09 AM (VTlqx)

278 Good

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2022 09:11 AM (2JoB8)

279 > Rain at Monaco, this could be a mess.
____________

Feels like NASCAR is running F1 this weekend.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2022 09:12 AM (BFigT)

280 So did Kamala Harris wish everyone "enjoy the long weekend" this year as she did last year? Not mentioning Memorial Day or its purpose at all and just posting a picture of herself.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 29, 2022 09:18 AM (Do5/p)

281 So what goes on in the stands at these baseball games when the national anthem plays? Do half the people sit or turn their backs or ignore it and laugh and drink beer?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 29, 2022 09:19 AM (KiBMU)

282 Nice link in your nic CS. That's good stuff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 29, 2022 09:24 AM (VTlqx)

283 The Indy 500 is today. I don't even remember when that was a big deal anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 29, 2022 09:35 AM (qH6FZ)

284 The """nonpartisan""" Brennan Center. Freaking out about wartime emergency presidential powers claimed by President Bush.

With Congress unable to serve its consti­tu­tional role as a check on the exec­ut­ive branch, there remains the possib­il­ity that modern PEADs, like their histor­ical prede­cessors, sacri­fice Amer­ic­ans’ consti­tu­tional rights and the rule of law in the name of emer­gency plan­ning. Congress should pass Sen. Ed Markey’s REIGN Act, which has been incor­por­ated into the Protect­ing Our Demo­cracy Act and the National Secur­ity Reforms and Account­ab­il­ity Act, to bring these shad­owy powers to account.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2022 10:06 AM (f8jdA)

285 For Friday's opening game, only seven of the San Francisco Giants staff and players were out in the field for the playing of the United States national anthem.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 29, 2022 08:42 AM (yikp0)

Well, I'm about at that point myself!

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