Slip Slidin' Cafe

9 "Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has introduced a new bill to parliament that would stop the import, purchase and sale of handguns as well as prevent their transfer across Canada, in his government's latest move to restrict firearms."

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

10 Lamb on the slide? Is that a new dish?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM (u73oe)

11 Duke, I don't call no body after 5 PM, I am off the clock !

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)

12 Lamb on the slide? Is that a new dish?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM

Soon....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2022 07:32 PM (RkC6l)

13 Did you call em, runner?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:30 PM

No, but I did.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2022 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Ok Suzy, you've had your fun with the lamb on the slide, but it's dinner time and well...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:33 PM (u73oe)

15 Evening.

I'm following the sign to Jack Astor's party. I don't know who Jack Astor is, but if there are girls and drinks I'm a thinkin' he's all right.

Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 07:34 PM (0MKsl)

16 The ettes would like the albino gator for a nice purse or shoes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 07:35 PM (Mf7Vh)

17
"Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has introduced a new bill to parliament that would stop the import, purchase and sale of handguns as well as prevent their transfer across Canada, in his government's latest move to restrict firearms."

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

___________

So, Prohibition.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 07:35 PM (/U27+)

18 Sorry for posting the fake news bit earlier.
No other sites are corroborating it.
I so wanted it to be real.
Posted by: gourmand

Which fake news. You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 07:36 PM (c8pZY)

19 So, Prohibition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 07:35 PM (/U27+)

I am going to go with Communism.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

20
Which fake news. You'll have to be more specific.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 07:36 PM (c8pZY)

_________

Free Beer Tomorrow

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 07:37 PM (/U27+)

21 "I'm following the sign to Jack Astor's party. I don't know who Jack Astor is, but if there are girls and drinks I'm a thinkin' he's all right."

It might be a trap. Jackastor? Be wary.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:37 PM (vrz2I)

22 I am going to go with Communism.
Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:37 PM

Wee, wee!

Posted by: Comrade Castreau at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (RkC6l)

23 Trucastro is become more and more like his dad.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

24 Someone said free beer?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (u73oe)

25 I so wanted it to be real.

Posted by: gourmand "fuckwad" du jour at May 31, 2022 07:28 PM (jTmQV)

That's how they get you. That is why that is a big red flag. It's happened to practically everyone who has been on the internet for any appreciable amount of time.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (nByzo)

26 I would not like living in a place like that. Too crowded and too blue.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (vrz2I)

27 *is becoming

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

28 Free Beer Tomorrow
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ahhh. Yes. Gave a buddy that metal sign for his bar. He was most appreciative.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 07:39 PM (c8pZY)

29 Turbo the Happy Birthday singing dog is good

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 07:39 PM (2JoB8)

30 Do the utes still play hackysack today or has it been regulated to the dustbin of history with the hippies, the potheads and Dead fans.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

31 Blue Oyster Cult is playing a special, 3-show run in NYC at Sony hall in September. Flyer says they're going to play their first 3 albums, in entirety, one each night in chrono order. Hell of a last hurrah if it is.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (KAi1n)

32 >>>Someone said free beer?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 07:38 PM (u73oe)

Yelling free beer in a crowded moron thread is no protected free speech.

Posted by: Twitter at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)

33 Ah, Café- puts cheroot in ashtray, slides into chair and calls for 3 fingers of bourbon neat

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (70Vdl)

34 Do the utes still play hackysack today or has it been regulated to the dustbin of history with the hippies, the potheads and Dead fans.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

They have an app for that.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (nByzo)

35 Canada opens the Gulags in 5, 4, 3

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

36 Sunny and 66 in Seattle! Ferking GORGEOUS out here. Happy evening!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (eV35g)

37 "Do the utes still play hackysack today or has it been regulated to the dustbin of history with the hippies, the potheads and Dead fans."

Virtual 3D hackysack. Looks really dorky from the outside.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (vrz2I)

38 The persistent belief that libs can read minds seems to metastasized into a belief that no one can lie to the FIB because the FIB should have already read their mind.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (OaZlZ)

39 In spite of the thirty minutes of trailers and commercials, Top Gun was worth it. The YF-23 got screen time as the rogue nation's 5th gen fighters.

Do I quibble to the Horde with a spoiler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:41 PM (wJ3JH)

40 That's how they get you. That is why that is a big red flag. It's happened to practically everyone who has been on the internet for any appreciable amount of time.

==

Mister Rogers wore those sweaters to cover up tattoos on his arms - NOT TRUE.

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

41 " Flyer says they're going to play their first 3 albums, in entirety, one each night in chrono order. Hell of a last hurrah if it is.
Posted by: SFGoth"

I hope they put it all on DVD. Where do I sigh up?

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:42 PM (vrz2I)

42 nurse, 92 and windy. Aim further left.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 07:43 PM (70Vdl)

43 jesusmaryjoseph, 'bout time ...
a loathsome day fulla badnews, death, destruction ...
need some dog time & strong drink.

unnerstan' why soviets drank so f*#ken much; amirite or what ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at May 31, 2022 07:43 PM (P57A6)

44 Sitting out on deck, quite warm out

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

45 sign not sigh. sigh.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:43 PM (vrz2I)

46 More cowbell!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (Mf7Vh)

47 I was able to get to the hardcore fans show and the 2012 reunion, sort of, show. Gotta get there.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (KAi1n)

48 Pouring out a big ol' bourbon on what would have been the RMBS Dad's 85th birthday.

*drinks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (RkC6l)

49 Would the Jackass Store be where you obtain jackasses or where you would shop if you were a jackass?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (0fVbu)

50 Uh oh sockrat's 3 sheets.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (vrz2I)

51 Do I quibble to the Horde with a spoiler?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:41 PM (wJ3JH)

The bad guy loses and Tom Cruise gets the girl?

Wasn't the YF-23 the inspiration for one of the planes in Macross Plus?

Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 07:45 PM (TWm9c)

52
unnerstan' why soviets drank so f*#ken much; amirite or what ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at May 31, 2022 07:43 PM (P57A6)

________

The church is near, but the road is icy.

The tavern is far, but I'll walk carefully.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 07:45 PM (/U27+)

53 >>>Would the Jackass Store be where you obtain jackasses or where you would shop if you were a jackass?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 07:44 PM (0fVbu)

In DC it's all the same.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 31, 2022 07:45 PM (QYPq3)

54 sock_rat, when you are right, you are right.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 07:45 PM (70Vdl)

55 g'night everyone !

blessings upon alla youse !

prayers for FS continue !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at May 31, 2022 07:45 PM (P57A6)

56 Sunny and 66 in Seattle! Ferking GORGEOUS out here. Happy evening!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM

And will mademoiselle be having her usual this evening?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2022 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

57 Blue Oyster Cult is playing a special, 3-show run in NYC at Sony hall in September. Flyer says they're going to play their first 3 albums, in entirety, one each night in chrono order. Hell of a last hurrah if it is.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (KAi1n)

WeirdDave got name dropped by the singer at a little show they did near him.

Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 07:46 PM (TWm9c)

58 Ben Had!
I did pretty good in the heat. No whinging or passing out or nuthin! Drank a gallon of water a day, but it was actually nice with the stiff breeze.

I still prefer sunny and 70 though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 07:47 PM (W2EWw)

59 PNW MoMe is just a few days away!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 07:47 PM (70Vdl)

60 I'ts been hitting the lower 80's in Anchorage for the last several days.
That's flippen hot!

Posted by: Bosk at May 31, 2022 07:47 PM (x6uUk)

61 Do I quibble to the Horde with a spoiler?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:41 PM

The Phoenixes were really Sparrows?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2022 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

62 oh, & ace, the cyberpunk-ish exterior pix are cool !

if i had 4 full video walls like fahrenheit 451 that's (one of the things) that i would show !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at May 31, 2022 07:48 PM (P57A6)

63 Heya Duncanthrax!
I'm on the water taxi going home. Irish is in my near future.

Man, it's a beautiful evening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 07:48 PM (W2EWw)

64 Yep one of the inspirations for the test fighters at New Edwards was the Northrop YF-23 Black Widow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:48 PM (wJ3JH)

65 Duncanthrax, she might have become a convert.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 07:49 PM (70Vdl)

66 >>> The YF-23 got screen time as the rogue nation's 5th gen fighters.

Do I quibble to the Horde with a spoiler?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:41 PM (wJ3JH)

Did it have bad in-ground-effect pitch/Nz instability too?

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 07:49 PM (0fVbu)

67 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 07:50 PM (arJlL)

68 Some humor I posted earlier but late in a thread:
Gay guy is back from college for a break and tells his mother that he is gay.
Mum:"So you suck other men's dicks? Don't you dare ever complain about my cooking again."

Posted by: Ciampino at May 31, 2022 07:50 PM (qfLjt)

69 Ace get's a shoutout from Dave Reaboi...

https://tinyurl.com/38aykt5y

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 31, 2022 07:51 PM (QYPq3)

70 My quibbles are purely Tomcat centered minutiae.

Why did Maverick have to manually move the wings from over-sweep to full out?

Rooster pushed in the wrong circuit breaker for the AWG-9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:53 PM (wJ3JH)

71 Dewuceme Editions
I think that guys sells NFTs.

concur, some of them seem nice, but wouldn't hang in my house.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 07:53 PM (UgAdJ)

72 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

73 You're not guilty in our courts, but I am guilty regardless. Yeah, that'll work long term.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 07:55 PM (oWBc3)

74 The YF-23 crash was really a very good example of a classic PIO pilot induced oscillation. But that's a failure of the pilot in the loop system.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 07:55 PM (0fVbu)

75 >>>Do the utes still play hackysack today or has it been regulated to the dustbin of history with the hippies, the potheads and Dead fans.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

>There's an app for that, old timer!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 31, 2022 07:56 PM (BP3/z)

76 Such uplifting news today/. Proof positive the entire fed leviathan needs smashing, burning,salting

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 31, 2022 07:56 PM (/6GbT)

77 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

Circling the wagons instead of earnestly and publicly getting to the bottom of where things went wrong to avoid further massacres of children is always a PR winner.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 07:58 PM (nByzo)

78 🐐 Blacks removed from Disney movie posters in China -- even for Black Panther while Disney warns us not to be racist!

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant; 1h
Okay, I'll pass the message on to your marketing department.
https://nitter.net/ezralevant/status/
1531591093359345669#m

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 31, 2022 07:58 PM (yikp0)

79 Thankfully the Lady Gaga song was saved for the end. Faltemyer's Top Gun anthem opens the movie and ends it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:59 PM (wJ3JH)

80 Circling the wagons instead of earnestly and publicly getting to the bottom of where things went wrong to avoid further massacres of children is always a PR winner.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 07:58 PM (nByzo)

Protect the pensions!

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 31, 2022 07:59 PM (/6GbT)

81 Why did Maverick have to manually move the wings from over-sweep to full out?

Rooster pushed in the wrong circuit breaker for the AWG-9.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2022 07:53 PM

If Goose had been there, it wouldn't have needed a gander.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 31, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

82 "Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has introduced a new bill to parliament that would stop the import, purchase and sale of handguns as well as prevent their transfer across Canada, in his government's latest move to restrict firearms."

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

___________

So, Prohibition.
Posted by: Hadrian

the chippewah nation will put a big hole in that prohibition. i've been on active duty with some of them. obstinate and happy to stick a thumb in authority's metaphorical eye too.

nurse & ben had, 84 here on the deck. watching brer rabbit crop my grass. need to set up my game camera to catch bambi and his mom eating the hostas so i can post to the pet thread.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:01 PM (UgAdJ)

83 need to set up my game camera to catch bambi and his mom eating the hostas so i can post to the pet thread.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) -

You mean food thread?

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:03 PM (cPGH3)

84 Bif, rabbits don't stand a chance around here. If the dogs don't get 'em the cat will.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:03 PM (70Vdl)

85 The Northrop design wasn't going to win because the Airforce was still committed to the idea of airplanes engaging in close line of sight combat. The Lockheed design was inferior as far as being a missile platform but exceeded Northrop's as far as BFM/ACM and energy. Was that a good tradeoff? Depends on what our enemy does.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 08:05 PM (0fVbu)

86 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2022 08:05 PM (arJlL)

87 Bif, rabbits don't stand a chance around here. If the dogs don't get 'em the cat will.
Posted by: Ben Had
Yotes, bobcat and hawks take care of our rabbits. I can't get a warren started to save my life (as in appetite).

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

88 >>>Why did Maverick have to manually move the wings from over-sweep to full out?

>I want to know why Mav didn't crash a hot Eagle into the cinematographer and cripple a director.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 31, 2022 08:06 PM (BP3/z)

89 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

Have they indicated they may bring charges?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:07 PM (4+wAL)

90 You mean food thread?
Posted by: MkY

Bif, rabbits don't stand a chance around here. If the dogs don't get 'em the cat will.
Posted by: Ben Had

i'm cultivating them for the lean times, MkY.

the only neighborhood cat big enough to get this rabbit is a young maine coon two doors up. he isn't full grown yet, but looks to be maybe 10 pounds already. no loose doggos here, the coyotes kill them if they are left out.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:07 PM (UgAdJ)

91 MkY, we finally got some back that the fireants didn't decimate them before they were out of the nest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:08 PM (70Vdl)

92 >>>Why did Maverick have to manually move the wings from over-sweep to full out?

>I want to know why Mav didn't crash a hot Eagle into the cinematographer and cripple a director.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 31, 2022 08:06 PM (BP3/z)

Because he identifies as not a conceited douchebag know-it-all.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:08 PM (nByzo)

93 Ciampino that is too fkin funny

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)

94 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:07 PM (4+wAL)

No idea. Prolly gotta make a deal with the Feds first

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (YglAn)

95
all this violence towards rabbits is triggering me

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (ENBF0)

96 Bif my big boy kitty tips the scales at 25 lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (70Vdl)

97 Past bed time, lots to do again so might head to work early if can get up and out in morning.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)

98 we finally got some back that the fireants didn't decimate them before they were out of the nest.
Posted by: Ben Had

Fireants get rabbit nests? Oh, jeebus...

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (cPGH3)

99 When I was growing up, beef roast was our New Year's dinner. Not sure why, maybe it was lucky. What are food ideas for the beginning of the "pride" new year???

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (u+Y3T)

100 Have they indicated they may bring charges?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:07 PM (4+wAL)

Alleged door propper/locker has already lawyered up. I suspect that the lawyers have descended on Uvalde like a bridgehead in Operation Market Garden.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (nByzo)

101 Dogs are wonderful. Bureaucrats... less so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (08ncd)

102 When I was growing up, beef roast was our New Year's dinner. Not sure why, maybe it was lucky. What are food ideas for the beginning of the "pride" new year???

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (u+Y3T)

Haggis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (nByzo)

103 No worse sound than a wounded rabbit.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (4+wAL)

104 What are food ideas for the beginning of the "pride" new year???
Posted by: Mookie

Nah, don't be startin' that chit hear...

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (cPGH3)

105 O Canada! Our home and captive land!
True patriot love thou, take thou from our hand
We see thee rising fair, dear land,
The True North, is not free;
And stand on guard, O Canada,
We give our guns to thee.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

106 53 degrees and rain here. Feels downright Alaska-esque. I love this kind of weather.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (x8Wzq)

107 @99 - Boston Butt

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (oWBc3)

108 When I was growing up, beef roast was our New Year's dinner. Not sure why, maybe it was lucky. What are food ideas for the beginning of the "pride" new year???

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (u+Y3T)

Spotted dick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

109 No worse sound than a wounded rabbit.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (4+wAL)

Not to a predator.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:12 PM (nByzo)

110 Insects and bureaucrats are horrible invasive evil bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:12 PM (08ncd)

111 Bif my big boy kitty tips the scales at 25 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had

all muscle too i bet. no hecking chonk at your place.

neighbor kitty is a master chipmunk killer though. wish he'd move into my backyard.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:12 PM (UgAdJ)

112 No worse sound than a wounded rabbit.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

I once put a bad shot on a doe with an arrow. Spined it.
The woods came alive with deer... all wanting to see the train wreck. I could have cleaned out those woods with a BAR.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:12 PM (cPGH3)

113 Stuffed intestines... I guess that makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:13 PM (08ncd)

114 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

May rabbits and hogs feed your dogs and cats, to save you on feed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

115 Pug, How is the Mrs. doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:13 PM (70Vdl)

116 When I was growing up, beef roast was our New Year's dinner. Not sure why, maybe it was lucky. What are food ideas for the beginning of the "pride" new year???

Posted by: Mookie

dick cheese & dingle berries

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:14 PM (UgAdJ)

117 Hey, to my wife, who watches for my comments.

Love you, Darling!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 08:14 PM (rzOL9)

118 I once put a bad shot on a doe with an arrow. Spined it.
The woods came alive with deer... all wanting to see the train wreck. I could have cleaned out those woods with a BAR.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:12 PM (cPGH3)

Hunting in AK, we used a fawn in distress call. It's like beginning a new showcase in The Price is Right.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:14 PM (nByzo)

119 117 Hey, to my wife, who watches for my comments.

Love you, Darling!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2022 08:14 PM (rzOL9)

Awwwwww...

*cue music*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (08ncd)

120 PSA for nightstalkers: MidwayUSA has Remington Large Pistol Primers #2-1/2 and CCI Small Rifle Magnum Primers #450

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

121 My Buddy was an expert at killing rabbits. The sound they made while he was chewing them was exactly the same as your average squeaky toy.

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

122 Saw that they aren't going to swear the ex-chief into his new city council job.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 08:17 PM (gsaS2)

123
Hunting in AK, we used a fawn in distress call. It's like beginning a new showcase in The Price is Right.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

gawd help you if you called in one of the Kodiacs. you'd need a nazi 88 just to stun his big ass.

really want a trip up to the island to see one of them from a nice safe distance

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:17 PM (UgAdJ)

124 MkY
Fireants get rabbit nests?

Any loose radiation sources for the Giant Ant mutations? We need Alec Baldwin, a steady-cam, and one foot in a concrete filled bucket. There will be a second camera on Alec, so we do not need a green screen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

125 The church is near, but the road is icy.

The tavern is far, but I'll walk carefully.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The chair is against the wall.

Snoopy loves his doghouse.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:18 PM (c8pZY)

126 gawd help you if you called in one of the Kodiacs. you'd need a nazi 88 just to stun his big ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:17 PM (UgAdJ)

There were really only Black Bears and Wolves down where we were.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:18 PM (nByzo)

127 Any loose radiation sources for the Giant Ant mutations? We need Alec Baldwin, a steady-cam, and one foot in a concrete filled bucket. There will be a second camera on Alec, so we do not need a green screen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

He'd just shoot William Shatner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:18 PM (08ncd)

128 Pug, How is the Mrs. doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:13 PM (70Vdl)

Still not sure what's up, but she is feeling well for the most part. The thing is, all the tests are telling us that something is up, but what it is is still a mystery. Frustrating. (Good news, though no signs of ALS or MS) She's in good spirits though. We had a really nice relaxing weekend with our sons, eating good food and watching bad movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

129 Just got done listening to The Critical Drinker's review of Top Gun:Maverick. I now want to see it.

And with that, it's off to bed. I'll be back around 0300, lurking about.

'night....

https://youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2022 08:19 PM (sAmhv)

130 PSA for nightstalkers: MidwayUSA has Remington Large Pistol Primers #2-1/2 and CCI Small Rifle Magnum Primers #450
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

I wish I knew 1% of what Larry Potterfield knows about guns and gunsmithing .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:19 PM (4+wAL)

131 Kolchak is not buying too many reloading supplies these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

132 I wish I knew 1% of what Larry Potterfield knows about guns and gunsmithing .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:19 PM (4+wAL)

And access to the same ultimate set of tools.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:20 PM (nByzo)

133 nByzo)

121 My Buddy was an expert at killing rabbits. The sound they made while he was chewing them was exactly the same as your average squeaky toy.
Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

Sounds like a baby crying to me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:21 PM (4+wAL)

134 rickb223 TEXIT

All Fidelis Patriot Systems -- Go Code Bravo. Execute at Time Whiskey 2 Hotel.

Set Condition 4 X-Ray for all Juliet Units, Condition Uniform Niner for all ZEBRA Commands.

Standby KILO FORCE 2.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

135 Bif my big boy kitty tips the scales at 25 lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:09 PM (70Vdl)

Is he a puma?!

I'm only jealous and I want to steal him. Especially if he hunts well.

Posted by: DaisyB at May 31, 2022 08:22 PM (Hswbs)

136 So Biden is actually appealling the mask mandate ruling - these people are sociopaths.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

137 Three of the jurors were Hillary Campaign donors. Hillary's campaign paid Sussman to sell the Alpha Bank hoax to the FBI.
So the jurors were judging a man whom they had indirectly paid to do what he did.

And the judge was cool with it.

That just hit me.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:23 PM (BJKQV)

138 And the judge was cool with it.

That just hit me.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:23 PM (BJKQV)

Yep. Giant farce. Top to bottom.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:24 PM (nByzo)

139 Hickok45 just on Tucker. Can't believe he is still on youtube. Must be making them serious coin.

Posted by: dartist at May 31, 2022 08:24 PM (+ya+t)

140 My boy kitteh is 21.lbs. I don't want to hurt his feelings so I just call him big boned.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:24 PM (4+wAL)

141 And the judge was cool with it.

That just hit me.
Posted by: 29Victor

See what the defense was? "Everyone knew he was paid by the campaign! How can you convict him of lying?"

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (cPGH3)

142 DaisyB, he is a foundling raised on a bottle.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (70Vdl)

143 136 So Biden is actually appealling the mask mandate ruling - these people are sociopaths.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

Well, yes. They want you to feel that boot. No point for them otherwise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (08ncd)

144 My last, as I promised the missus, addition is a Colt King Cobra 357 for the ankle. Coming this week.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

145 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Your terms are acceptable, my good man.

Shatner says he saved the Universe, but a lost Cruiser is hard to hide. Remove him for the command pathway. Star Fleet has other Captains that can do as well, but not lose their ship.

Even in a fake future, resources are not infinite, and taxpayers complain.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

146 8 Dollar Regular and over 9 dollars for gas at a gas station in LA.

Holding at 4.99 in Morristown.

Aye Caramba.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 08:26 PM (ldNYm)

147 All my cats are sub 10lbs.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2022 08:27 PM (UUBmN)

148 139 Hickok45 just on Tucker. Can't believe he is still on youtube. Must be making them serious coin.
Posted by: dartist at May 31, 2022 08:24 PM (+ya+t)

From what I have seen, all the gun tubers are still on there. Forgotten Weapons, C&Rsenal, Brandon Huerra(sp?) The only one I have not seen much of is the guy who was affiliated with C&Rsenal, Mark Novak(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:27 PM (08ncd)

149 My last, as I promised the missus, addition is a Colt King Cobra 357 for the ankle. Coming this week.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

I bought my last gun four guns ago.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:27 PM (4+wAL)

150 They are all rescued and didn't have proper early kitten care.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2022 08:28 PM (UUBmN)

151 Slip sliding away. Saw Skydancer perform that back in 82. I Will never forget.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 31, 2022 08:28 PM (JaavP)

152 I bought my last gun four guns ago.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:27 PM (4+wAL)

I just wish I could walk out with what I initially went in to the store to buy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd)

153 Well, yes. They want you to feel that boot. No point for them otherwise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (08ncd)

Yeah. Like Canada still keeping their restrictions when the rest of the world has dropped them.

It's not about health, it's "You will submit!"

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:28 PM (BJKQV)

154 I bought my last gun four guns ago.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

I had my eye on a sweet .30 PCP air rifle, but then my tractor began to show its decrepitude... so the boss nixed that. I hate when someone starts acting all adult n shit...

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:29 PM (cPGH3)

155 Two Toronto pics in a row. Is Ace a secret Canuck?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 31, 2022 08:29 PM (PZWSb)

156 "Pit bull really likes singing the Birthday Song."

And does a better job at it than the rapper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpvh)

157 I just wish I could walk out with what I initially went in to the store to buy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:28 PM (08ncd

Hah. I have the same affliction.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:30 PM (4+wAL)

158 DaisyB, he is a foundling raised on a bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (70Vdl)

The Mandalorian Kitty!
This is the way.

Posted by: DaisyB at May 31, 2022 08:30 PM (Hswbs)

159
See what the defense was? "Everyone knew he was paid by the campaign! How can you convict him of lying?"
Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (cPGH3)

Yeah, essentially "The FBI is corrupt." Hard to argue against that.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:31 PM (BJKQV)

160 Is Ace a secret Canuck?

As recently as 5 years ago, I really wanted to move there, socialized healthcare and all. Love the place. I'm very thankful to God that it never happened.

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

161 All my cats are sub 10lbs.
Posted by: lin-duh

MegaRoy is maybe 16#. he isn't full maine coon, but he has all the markings, long tail, and fuzziness of the breed. acts kinda doggish too. feet are the size of 50 cent coins even if he never grew into them. he could lose a pound and not notice it though. has my bad snacking habits but i don't share my booze with him. he can get his own damned whiskey.

speaking of, sneaky bastard just goosed me in the ass through the hammock. just about girly shrieked.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:33 PM (UgAdJ)

162 Joe XiDen
Is Ace a secret Canuck?

No way. His 'tude is too large for Canada.

Maybe Jersey, the Bronx, or Queens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

163 160 Is Ace a secret Canuck?

As recently as 5 years ago, I really wanted to move there, socialized healthcare and all. Love the place. I'm very thankful to God that it never happened.

Posted by: Mookie at May 31, 2022 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

If this country was run by the flip of a coin we'd be better off. As is, it's like we have a loaded coin, or rather loaded diaper, "running" the joint.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

164 PSA for nightstalkers: MidwayUSA has Remington Large Pistol Primers #2-1/2 and CCI Small Rifle Magnum Primers #450
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:16 PM (nByzo)

I wish I knew 1% of what Larry Potterfield knows about guns and gunsmithing .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Bought a gadget to make #11 percussion caps and primer material for 2000 primers for a Hawken .50 cal. Was lucky to find Cheddite 209 primers for shotgun. Thankfully, I have around 8,000 .22lr so I can keep shooting without going to the expensive stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:34 PM (c8pZY)

165 Bif, we once had a orange tabby. Vet said, "Look at those big ears and feet. He's gonna be a big cat."
Ended up being a normal sized cat with big ears and big feet.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:34 PM (cPGH3)

166 So if it's safe to assume the FIB knows whether a Dem is lying or not...why the lie?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2022 08:35 PM (OaZlZ)

167
speaking of, sneaky bastard just goosed me in the ass through the hammock. just about girly shrieked.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Bet you're glad the SB isn't part otter!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 31, 2022 08:35 PM (JzBU4)

168 165 Bif, we once had a orange tabby. Vet said, "Look at those big ears and feet. He's gonna be a big cat."
Ended up being a normal sized cat with big ears and big feet.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 08:34 PM (cPGH3)

Sounds like what happened with my son. In Utero, they were afraid he would be huge (based on his head size) so wanted to delivery early. We waited until he was full term. Turns out he just had a big head.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

169 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

170 Fortunately I don't have a boss. Or maybe unfortunately. I'm schizo on the subject.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (4+wAL)

171 And neither have any of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

172 169 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

173 I used to have a big old grey cat that caught jack rabbits. The rabbits were big enough that they dragged down between his front legs when he carried them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 31, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

174 Beany Weenies in the can is the traditional kickoff meal for Pride Month down at the bathhouse.

Posted by: First Son at May 31, 2022 08:37 PM (PIlQh)

175 Anti doesn't matter

When you talk to yourself, it is really a staff meeting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

176 My last, as I promised the missus, addition is a Colt King Cobra 357 for the ankle. Coming this week.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:25 PM (oWBc3)

I bought my last gun four guns ago.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Wish I could just find what I'm looking for. .357 Ruger Vaquero SS with a 5.5" barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (c8pZY)

177 >>>Is Ace a secret Canuck?

>The Ghost of Endor trains in the forests around Banff,
hoping to chance upon some squatchi ass.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (BP3/z)

178 My boy kitteh's sister is only 13 pounds. My mom says she watches her weight like a lady should.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (4+wAL)

179 173 I used to have a big old grey cat that caught jack rabbits. The rabbits were big enough that they dragged down between his front legs when he carried them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 31, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

Story about my wife's neighbors when she was growing up. They had rabbits that decided to dig a hole into her backyard...BIG mistake. One dog chased each rabbit that popped up, the other caught it and ate it, then they reversed roles. Neighbor asked if my wife knew where the rabbits were..."What rabbits?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

180 Very fast moving hockey game so far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 08:39 PM (8GBH4)

181 Bet you're glad the SB isn't part otter!
Posted by: AZ

part of his schtick is to chivy me up to bed around 2230. he precedes me and hides so he can ambush me. i swear he's trying to scare me to death. i got in the habit of having a pencil size flashlight on hand after dark due to his sense of humor.

i pretend not to notice him when i spot him, so he still enjoys doing it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:39 PM (UgAdJ)

182 Duke Lowell

Got it. And I was such a good canoeist in my youth. Canoeing the Missouri near Indian Cave, Nebraska was one of the more stupid things I did.

The Ozark rivers were fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

183 Very fast moving hockey game so far.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 08:39 PM (8GBH4)

Perfect timing. My cable went out.

Rooting for The Avs, but I would not mind at all seeing the Oilers make it to the final. I was a fan of the Great One back in the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

184 183 Very fast moving hockey game so far.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 08:39 PM (8GBH4)

Perfect timing. My cable went out.

Rooting for The Avs, but I would not mind at all seeing the Oilers make it to the final. I was a fan of the Great One back in the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

I'd like to see a throwback name, like the Whalers. Would piss of PETA and Greenpeace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

185 NaCly, I love that line and am going to steal it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:42 PM (70Vdl)

186 "Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has introduced a new bill to parliament that would stop the import, purchase and sale of handguns as well as prevent their transfer across Canada, in his government's latest move to restrict firearms."

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2022 07:31 PM (V13WU)

As I see it, that will create two classes of people: those who legally own legacy handguns, and those who don't. Trudeau is fucktard fag, so scarcely surprising.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:43 PM (K+OwO)

187 Give them back to Spain!!!

Ajit Pai
@AjitPai
·
5h
A California appeals court has ruled that bees are "fish" for purposes of the state's endangered species act. While "commonly understood" that a fish "lives in aquatic environments," "terrestrial invertebrate~~," including bumble bees, qualify legally.~~

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:43 PM (BJKQV)

188 Lol accidental strikethrough

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:44 PM (BJKQV)

189 Is Ace a secret Canuck?

but a proud, out in the open, hoser

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 08:44 PM (us2H3)

190 Blue Oyster Cult is playing a special, 3-show run in NYC at Sony hall in September. Flyer says they're going to play their first 3 albums, in entirety, one each night in chrono order. Hell of a last hurrah if it is.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2022 07:40 PM (KAi1n)

That is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 08:44 PM (ufFY8)

191 I used to have a big old grey cat that caught jack rabbits. The rabbits were big enough that they dragged down between his front legs when he carried them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

there's something about grey tabby cats, we had one back in the 60s, all roided up muscle head. would routinely bring home adult male rabbits, moles, squirrels, copper heads, and mocosins. he prolly thought we were too stupid to feed ourselves.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 31, 2022 08:44 PM (UgAdJ)

192 It was probably good that the dogs caught those rabbits. We had neighbors that decided to let their rabbits go free range. We wound up with the few they managed to catch again. But they all moved down to the neighbor's tree farm. I counted over 30 there one time. He would sit out back and shoot the rabbits as they were wiping out his trees. I think it took him a couple of years to clear them out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 31, 2022 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

193 Do the utes still play hackysack today or has it been regulated to the dustbin of history with the hippies, the potheads and Dead fans.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

Grammar pedant alert: "relegated", not "regulated". I guess you could "regulate" certain activities out of existence (see lead smelters).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:45 PM (K+OwO)

194 174 Beany Weenies in the can is the traditional kickoff meal for Pride Month down at the bathhouse.
----
'Beany Weenies in the can'
You mean they eat stuff in the porcelain throne?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 31, 2022 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

195 I know there is not a lot of tennis fans here but a great match finished just a bit ago at the Frnch Open. Nadal beat Djokovic in 4 sets.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 08:46 PM (4+wAL)

196 Wish I could just find what I'm looking for. .357 Ruger Vaquero SS with a 5.5" barrel.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (c8pZY)

I have mentioned before that I was looking for a Ruger Vaquero with a Bisley grip for the past 20 years or so. Last time I went into Bud's looking for something else, what did I see in the lowest shelf of the display case? Only $400 more than I paid 25 years ago. Damn this temporary inflation!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 08:46 PM (08ncd)

197 169 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Me neither, Duke. I just like to talk tough on the interwebs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 08:46 PM (5jjnE)

198
8 Dollar Regular and over 9 dollars for gas at a gas station in LA.

I'm turning European, I think I'm turning European
I really think so

Posted by: USA at May 31, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

199 Avs score, up 2 - 1. McKinnon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 08:47 PM (8GBH4)

200 187 Give them back to Spain!!!

Ajit Pai
@AjitPai
·
5h
A California appeals court has ruled that bees are "fish" for purposes of the state's endangered species act. While "commonly understood" that a fish "lives in aquatic environments," "terrestrial invertebrate,~~" including bumble bees, qualify legally.~~

Posted by: 29Victor at May 31, 2022 08:43 PM (BJKQV)

Well, under that interpretation, I suppose we all are minorites, women, gay, black, tranny illegals in need of money from Kali...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2022 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

201 speaking of oysters

one of my old fav places to have an oyster lunch was Casamentos in NOLA

when they finished serving lunch, the pull everything out of the place and hose it down with super hot water

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 08:48 PM (us2H3)

202 nurse, you swear to it and I will testify.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:48 PM (70Vdl)

203 I gassed up for $4.09/gallon today...woohoo!!! Only $96 to fill up...///

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2022 08:49 PM (UUBmN)

204
As I see it, that will create two classes of people: those who legally own legacy handguns, and those who don't. Trudeau is fucktard fag, so scarcely surprising.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:43 PM (K+OwO)

__________

He should give up his security detail and call the cops like all the peasants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:49 PM (/U27+)

205 I have never seen nurse with a gun in her hand and she can say the same for me.

Method to my madness.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:50 PM (70Vdl)

206 Ben Had,
It certainly seems to be coming to that kind of nonsense. Jeepers. How stupid can people be?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 08:50 PM (ZbASP)

207 have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Me neither, Duke. I just like to talk tough on the interwebs.

Posted by: nurse ratched
-----
Guns skare me!!! I would never have one in my house especially with me kids!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2022 08:51 PM (UUBmN)

208 Hadrian the Seventh

Trudeau is special. I bet you can tell when he went to the loo. There would be his lip prints where his reflection was.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

209 Laugh it up as you will, my local deputy is a shooting buddy of mine, pretty much knows my whole inventory. Why I am pretty sure I will be the last stop on the Waco express.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2022 08:52 PM (oWBc3)

210 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

Send a posse out to lynch 'em. (he said, ironically)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:53 PM (K+OwO)

211 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it...
Posted by: jim

"No Questions Asked" gun buy back for grocery cards.

Now go bother Austin PD. They have them.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 08:54 PM (c8pZY)

212 5h
A California appeals court has ruled that bees are "fish" for purposes of the state's endangered species act. While "commonly understood" that a fish "lives in aquatic environments," "terrestrial invertebrate," including bumble bees, qualify legally.
------------------------

1. This is going to be news to bees
2. Courts. Is there anything they can't make up?
3. What is the point of laws if they can literally mean anything some useless jackbag in a robe decides?

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 08:54 PM (dscaa)

213 Guns frighten and confuse me. I've avoided them my whole life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:54 PM (u73oe)

214 Hymen!

Posted by: Glenn John at May 31, 2022 08:56 PM (HKku6)

215 2 - 2

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 08:56 PM (8GBH4)

216 Makar!?

Posted by: Glenn John at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (HKku6)

217 Haggis.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (nByzo)

Good haggis is yummy, a cross between meat loaf and sausage. Last time I ate haggis, I caught the WuFlu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (K+OwO)

218 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

And yet the WH and Related Agencies still have no interest in following up...? In an election year involving murdered children? Seems - unusual.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (dscaa)

219 Ben Had,
The thought of you owning a firearm of any kind never crossed my mind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (F98dM)

220 This Western Conference Final is gonna be lit...is lit!

#damn

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)

221
A California appeals court has ruled that bees are "fish" for purposes of the state's endangered species act. .

__________

I have ruled that California appeals court judges are cockroaches for purposes of public respect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 08:58 PM (/U27+)

222 @190

>>That is awesome.

Unfortunately, their fourth album, Agents of Fortune, was their breakthrough album.

Couldn't do four nights, huh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 08:58 PM (ldNYm)

223 Have a great night, everyone.

May your dreams be fulfilled, even if it is only in your dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

224 O Canada! Our home and captive land!
True patriot love thou, take thou from our hand
We see thee rising fair, dear land,
The True North, is not free;
And stand on guard, O Canada,
We give our guns to thee.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 31, 2022 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

I guess my Enfield Mk IV "jungle carbine" with its 10-round mag is now illegal. Too bad there is no record of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:59 PM (K+OwO)

225 Speaking of Mastodon.

Binged listened to their first four albums.

Might be the best arc of albums to start a career since Metallica.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 08:59 PM (ldNYm)

226 Guns skare me!!! I would never have one in my house especially with me kids!
Posted by: lin-duh

Missed you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (F98dM)

227
Barnburner of a game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (/U27+)

228 Wow. Ruled onside. 3 -2 Avs. Makar,

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (8GBH4)

229 >>> Good haggis is yummy, a cross between meat loaf and sausage. Last time I ate haggis, I caught the WuFlu.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 08:57 PM (K+OwO)

I like haggis. I had some along with nips and tatties served with a whisky gravy at a bar in Edinburgh. A lot like meatloaf.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (0fVbu)

230 217 Haggis.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 08:10 PM (nByzo)

Good haggis is yummy, a cross between meat loaf and sausage. Last time I ate haggis, I caught the WuFlu.
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You obviously ate haggis taken illegally and not in the open hunting season, hence catching the pox.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 31, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

231 Makar reminds me of cross between Letang and Coffee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:02 PM (Mf7Vh)

232 Night NaCLy dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:02 PM (08ncd)

233 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?
Posted by: thathalfrican

**

And that right there is the moment when, in a moral and just America, everyone involved is stripped of any job title, law enforcement credentials, fired immediately, barred from any public service or political office, and charged with 21 felony deaths and however many attempted murders.

There's a big difference between "getting a lawyer" and "go f*ck yourself", and if they're doing the latter (and I suspect they are), then they'll confirm pretty much everything we assumed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:02 PM (JTIc2)

234 203 I gassed up for $4.09/gallon today...woohoo!!! Only $96 to fill up...///
Posted by: lin-duh at May 31, 2022 08:49 PM (UUBmN)

yeah buddy! Thats shi!!in in tall cotton fo sho...

Posted by: guy who liked tall cotton but didn't have any at May 31, 2022 09:02 PM (FsBPj)

235 >>> 1. This is going to be news to bees
2. Courts. Is there anything they can't make up?
3. What is the point of laws if they can literally mean anything some useless jackbag in a robe decides?
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 08:54 PM (dscaa)

There was a state that ruled that pi was equal to a rational number years ago.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (0fVbu)

236 A California appeals court has ruled that bees are "fish" for purposes of the state's endangered species act. .

*

Surely someone has made a "birds and the bees" joke in regards to mental illness current events and that state in particular.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (JTIc2)

237 Barnburner of a game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No. Seriously. The barn is on fire! Everybody out!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (c8pZY)

238 Well... no words for this shit day. Computer has been out of commission since last night. Been fighting that issue all day. Lost power for 2 hours and I'm sicker than a dog. Just shoot me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (nxdel)

239 9 seconds between last 2 goals. What a first period. Pure speed both sides.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:04 PM (8GBH4)

240 It’s the bee’s knees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:04 PM (Mf7Vh)

241 If a man can give birth why can’t a bee be a fish?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (PZWSb)

242 Two Toronto pics in a row. Is Ace a secret Canuck?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 31, 2022 08:29 PM (PZWSb)

You want "dystopian shithole", voila: Tranna.

Disclaimer: closest I have ever been there is changing planes at the far-away airport. But Tranna sucks, by definition. I live 3 miles away from a town of 900 people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (K+OwO)

243 You obviously ate haggis taken illegally and not in the open hunting season, hence catching the pox.
Posted by: Ciampino

Haggis pox is nasty.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (c8pZY)

244 I gassed up for $4.09/gallon today...woohoo!!! Only $96 to fill up...///

*

I heard on the radio earlier that there has been some new agreement reached to ban even more Russian energy and our prices should be jumping before the weekend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (JTIc2)

245 I had some along with nips and tatties

*

Dang, I haven't had that combination since college.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (JTIc2)

246 If a man can give birth why can’t a bee be a fish?
Posted by: Joe XiDen

If a man can give birth why can’t a ho be VP?

Wait.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:06 PM (c8pZY)

247 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

Good on you comrade.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 09:06 PM (nByzo)

248 So if it's safe to assume the FIB knows whether a Dem is lying or not...why the lie?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2022 08:35 PM (OaZlZ)

The way to tell if a Dem is lying is if their lips move.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (K+OwO)

249 All of my "guns" are digital graphics effects, and anyone who has seen me "shoot" can testify it was all done simulated in front of a "green screen".

My word as a Moron!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (QzJWU)

250 >>> Speaking of Mastodon.

Binged listened to their first four albums.

Might be the best arc of albums to start a career since Metallica.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 08:59 PM (ldNYm)

I'd say that Crack the Skye was their peak and they haven't topped it.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (0fVbu)

251 Disclaimer: closest I have ever been there is changing planes at the far-away airport. But Tranna sucks, by definition. I live 3 miles away from a town of 900 people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (K+OwO)

Went there for a trip in Jr Hi. It was real fucked up even back in the mid 80’s.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (Mf7Vh)

252 There was a state that ruled that pi was equal to a rational number years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (0fVbu)

Iirc that was PA.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (PZWSb)

253 Well... no words for this shit day. Computer has been out of commission since last night. Been fighting that issue all day. Lost power for 2 hours and I'm sicker than a dog. Just shoot me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (nxdel)

No such luck. You are stuck with us.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (nByzo)

254 I like haggis. I had some along with nips and tatties served with a whisky gravy at a bar in Edinburgh. A lot like meatloaf.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (0fVbu)

Well, that is not fair, gravy can make almost anything palatable.

I have been craving country fried steak- intensely. I cannot find breaded beef cutlets in the store. I almost picked up some frozen sirloin and breaded them myself Sunday. My cravings have not gone that far... yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

255 226 Guns skare me!!! I would never have one in my house especially with me kids!
Posted by: lin-duh

Missed you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 09:00 PM (F98dM)

Windage and Elevation, Miss Ratched! Windage and Elevation.

Posted by: John Wayne at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

256 245 I had some along with nips and tatties

*

Dang, I haven't had that combination since college.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:05 PM (JTIc2)

HER NAME WAS TRACY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

257 I've owned lots of guns, as the database that the feds have illegally maintained surely shows.

Past tense, mind you. I felt bad about them and turned them in to a no questions asked buyback in a nearby city not too long ago for some Applebee's gift cards. You'll need to talk to those city employees about them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:09 PM (JTIc2)

258 I have never owned any guns or ammo. Ever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 08:36 PM (u73oe)

And nobody here will get on your case for it. Your decision, man. But shooting is great fun, and you gain a little knowledge that could save your ass if the shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:09 PM (K+OwO)

259 There was a state that ruled that pi was equal to a rational number years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:03 PM (0fVbu)

Iirc that was PA.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 31, 2022 09:07 PM (PZWSb)

You mean they even changed the spelling????

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 09:10 PM (dscaa)

260 @250

>>I'd say that Crack the Skye was their peak and they haven't topped it.

Easily one of the best metal albums of the last twenty years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 09:11 PM (ldNYm)

261 >>Might be the best arc of albums to start a career since Metallica.

Fugazi.

Those guys never put out a bad LP.

But, Mastodon rocks.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2022 09:11 PM (CLGrc)

262 I've mentioned this before but Unleash the Archers' two albums Apex & Abyss are very good and one of the best theme metal albums in a while.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:11 PM (0fVbu)

263 210 Y’all see the Uvalde police chief and school district are no longer cooperating with the investigation?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 31, 2022 07:54 PM (YglAn)

AND Both father and mother of the shooter came out da side of da neck with weird comments about don't judge the son because "You don't know the reasons why he did what he did" !! Wrong answer... Why ?because they are taken care of for the rest of their lives with payoffs from ?? suicide bomber style? hmm inquiring minds demand to know

Posted by: Trusted commentor who has a shirt at May 31, 2022 09:11 PM (FsBPj)

264 You mean they even changed the spelling????

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 09:10 PM (dscaa)

That was the final straw for me.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 09:13 PM (nByzo)

265 Had some haggis at a Robert Burns supper I attended here locally. Consistency is definitely like meatloaf, but with a really strong flavor due to the fact that it's organ meat.

I was tempted to look for ketchup, but I did not.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 31, 2022 09:13 PM (rIXF2)

266 I almost picked up some frozen sirloin and breaded them myself Sunday. My cravings have not gone that far... yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

**

A really, really easy almost but not quite solution is pan frying whatever cut you like on top of a healthy pat of butter. Hot griddle or skillet, dredge it in flour, salt, and pepper and drop it on top of a large pat of butter. Cook for X minutes depending on thickness, then get another pat of butter ready. Flip, but place butter down and put meat on it. Don't touch it. Just let it fry.

Make or buy some gravy and you'll be set.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:13 PM (JTIc2)

267 >The Ghost of Endor trains in the forests around Banff,
hoping to chance upon some squatchi ass.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 31, 2022 08:38 PM (BP3/z)

You know what they used to "train" around Banff? Well, north of there but not far, on the Athabaska Icefields? The M29 Weasel, built by Studebaker, as a snow-going machine for the purpose of invading Norway. It never got used for that, but they saw plenty of action in WWII, regardless. I have one in my shop, and it runs and drives. Any Moron who comes to visit here can drive it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:13 PM (K+OwO)

268 It's extremely easy btw. Don't be deterred. Delicious, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:13 PM (JTIc2)

269 Oh, we know why he did it. He got bored with torturing cats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 31, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)

270 Past tense, mind you. I felt bad about them and turned them in to a no questions asked buyback in a nearby city not too long ago for some Applebee's gift cards. You'll need to talk to those city employees about them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:09 PM (JTIc2)

-----------

That's a great deal. You don't get Applebee's gift cards when they fall out of the canoe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:14 PM (/55nq)

271 If Trudeau is successful it will only make things worse. People will find a way to arm themselves. This is how Canadian Snow Ninjas happen.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 31, 2022 09:15 PM (cupoy)

272 That's a great deal. You don't get Applebee's gift cards when they fall out of the canoe.

**

Hell to the yizzle. I took my boo out for some whores doves and errythang.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:15 PM (JTIc2)

273 @261

>>But, Mastodon rocks.

Sure do..

It's hard to believe this band..

https://tinyurl.com/p9wlbwo

Is the same band...

https://tinyurl.com/kbxay5g

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 09:16 PM (ldNYm)

274 Insty has some high class ads. 'Yacht Brokerage'.

We get toenail fungus and lopsided boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:17 PM (08ncd)

275 Hi. Just wanted to comment that I really like the photo. Thanks for sharing it.

Posted by: North Idaho Birdman at May 31, 2022 09:17 PM (f8170)

276 I have never seen nurse with a gun in her hand and she can say the same for me.

Method to my madness.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 31, 2022 08:50 PM (70Vdl)

My memory has selective gaps, it does. But I remember getting a hug. Some things you don't forget.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:17 PM (K+OwO)

277 271 If Trudeau is successful it will only make things worse. People will find a way to arm themselves. This is how Canadian Snow Ninjas happen.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 31, 2022 09:15 PM (cupoy)

He is worried his thuggery against the truckers will not be enough of a warning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:18 PM (08ncd)

278 Hell to the yizzle. I took my boo out for some whores doves and errythang.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:15 PM (JTIc2)

---------

Did Chemjeff ask if he could dance wif yo date? He does that sometimes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:18 PM (/55nq)

279 Insty has some high class ads. 'Yacht Brokerage'.

We get toenail fungus and lopsided boobs.

--

I just LOL'd big time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 31, 2022 09:19 PM (sVtYq)

280 270
That's a great deal. You don't get Applebee's gift cards when they fall out of the canoe.
----
Sheesh you guys, what do you expect canoeing over the Mariana Trench. There's no recovering them from there.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 31, 2022 09:19 PM (qfLjt)

281 Well, King Harv is something. Right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:20 PM (Mf7Vh)

282 You obviously ate haggis taken illegally and not in the open hunting season, hence catching the pox.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 31, 2022 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

No, I think it was the British couple at the same table, who had just returned from a tour in Chy-nah. Nice folks, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:20 PM (K+OwO)

283 Did Chemjeff ask if he could dance wif yo date? He does that sometimes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:18 PM (/55nq)

Does not sound like him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:20 PM (08ncd)

284 Did Chemjeff ask if he could dance wif yo date? He does that sometimes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:18 PM (/55nq)

The Weaboos took our dates!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 09:20 PM (nByzo)

285 Hell to the yizzle. I took my boo out for some whores doves and errythang.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

A bourbon street steak & an oreo shake

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 31, 2022 09:21 PM (c8pZY)

286 281 Well, King Harv is something. Right?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:20 PM (Mf7Vh)

---------

He is royalty you know. Third tier maybe, but royalty nonetheless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:21 PM (/55nq)

287 >>> I have been craving country fried steak- intensely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

That's crazy, me too. It started hitting me a week or so ago. Hard to find outside of the midwest. I was going to try to do a fried pork tenderloin in white peppercorn gravy and see if that satisfied my cravings. I guess Cracker Barrel has it but I'm not their biggest fan.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:21 PM (0fVbu)

288 SCORE. Kadri 4 - 2. 32 seconds in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:23 PM (8GBH4)

289 Got the new arby's burger again with 'light sauce' (which still seemed like a lot, what is the guideline here? Make it swim?!) Better, think I will go for the bacon cheese version next time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:23 PM (08ncd)

290 I have been craving country fried steak- intensely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

That's crazy, me too. It started hitting me a week or so ago. Hard to find outside of the midwest. I was going to try to do a fried pork tenderloin in white peppercorn gravy and see if that satisfied my cravings. I guess Cracker Barrel has it but I'm not their biggest fan.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:21 PM (0fVbu)

We get it all the time around here (NW).

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 31, 2022 09:23 PM (nByzo)

291 AOP, ''twas a joke.

But seriously, I have no guns or ammo. Really.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:23 PM (u73oe)

292 ..Did Chemjeff ask if he could dance wif yo date? He does that sometimes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2022 09:18 PM (/55nq)

He might ask, but at the first chord, he'd have an "accidental discharge" scream like a girl, and quickly mince away. I can't guarantee the accuracy of that claim, but if past performance is any indicator of future actions, well..

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (QzJWU)

293 That's crazy, me too. It started hitting me a week or so ago. Hard to find outside of the midwest. I was going to try to do a fried pork tenderloin in white peppercorn gravy and see if that satisfied my cravings. I guess Cracker Barrel has it but I'm not their biggest fan.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:21 PM (0fVbu)

Hmmm, think I got one from Logan's(?) last time I went there. Good, but seemed kind of high. Might take Robie's advice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (08ncd)

294 Insty has some high class ads. 'Yacht Brokerage'.

We get toenail fungus and lopsided boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (UWWPY)

295 There it was. Durham, NC back in April. That's the one I traded everything in at. I was wrong, though. It wasn't Applebees gift cards. It was CASH MO-NAY DAWG

https://tinyurl.com/3daex6tb

Thanks for letting me get rid of my guns, Durham.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The cops were running to stop the parents instead of running to stop the shooter. at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (JTIc2)

296 If Trudeau is successful it will only make things worse. People will find a way to arm themselves. This is how Canadian Snow Ninjas happen.

It will pass. One only needs to look at a population density map of Canada to realize all of Trudeau's ambitions will pass.

Plus, and never minimize this, there is a real undercurrent in the Canadian Gestalt to do something, anything, different than the Americans. They'll pass all this gun control, and happily accept the resulting crime increases, just to lecture the occasional American on how Canada does it better. Canadians will become insufferable online. Worse than vegans and cross-fitters.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (9TxrW)

297 Heh, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:25 PM (UWWPY)

298 But who is gonna chest feed those fish?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (Xrfse)

299 >>> Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 09:16 PM (ldNYm)

They have one video that's just women twerking. Perhaps more twerking than has ever been in a video. They even got some world's greatest twerker to be in it. All as a bit of a gag.

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (0fVbu)

300 4 - 3.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (8GBH4)

301 King Harv has the same number of letters as Lace Wigs.

Coincidence?

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)

302 AOP, ''twas a joke.

But seriously, I have no guns or ammo. Really.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:23 PM (u73oe)

I know. We are good. That's the thing. We don't have to be armed-up gun nuts. It is a matter of personal choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (K+OwO)

303 >>>The M29 Weasel, built by Studebaker, as a snow-going machine for the purpose of invading Norway.

>When in doubt, fire up the snow cat. And don't forget the foie gras and dom perignon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (BP3/z)

304 They have one video that's just women twerking. Perhaps more twerking than has ever been in a video. They even got some world's greatest twerker to be in it. All as a bit of a gag.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (0fVbu)

*pages back up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:26 PM (08ncd)

305 I guess I don't do sarcasm well online.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (u73oe)

306 This is the Mastodon twerk video:

https://youtu.be/Sp7CYvh8FwA

Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (0fVbu)

307 This is pretty funny....

https://tinyurl.com/27zfwzaq

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (ldNYm)

308 What separates the women from the goats as it were when it comes to being 'the World's Greatest Twerker'? Living in Scotland/Arkansas/Australia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (08ncd)

309 We get toenail fungus and lopsided boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

LOL
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 31, 2022 09:24 PM (UWWPY)

All boobs are slightly lopsided. Sometimes, it takes a finely-calibrated hand to discern the difference. Just adds to the charm, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (K+OwO)

310 Eight years late, Moron Robbie finally takes the opportunity to learn what "twerking" is.

Posted by: The Narrator at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (JTIc2)

311 Freaking Manson was the guy beat on all 3 Edmonton goals. His dad is asst coach for Oilers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (8GBH4)

312
Defense is not the strength of either team tonight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (/U27+)

313 The popcorn shortage reportedly stems from a failure to convince more farmers to grow enough corn rather than more lucrative crops, like soybeans. In addition, President Biden’s inability to fix the shortage of truckers continues to wreak havoc on shipments across the supply chain.

Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2022 09:29 PM (X5CsJ)

314 And now 5 - 3 Avs. This game is crazy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:29 PM (8GBH4)

315 306 This is the Mastodon twerk video:

https://youtu.be/Sp7CYvh8FwA
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (0fVbu)

that looks like the animal that Liz Cheney saw

the last time she was in WY

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)

316 I guess I don't do sarcasm well online.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (u73oe)

Fist bump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:29 PM (K+OwO)

317 I do not lose my gun in a canoe accident. I receive many compliments on my gun.

Posted by: Paolo at May 31, 2022 09:30 PM (dscaa)

318 I still find it hard to believe that they are actually letting Biden fall into the worst approval rating of modern presidents. His election, everything about the man has been a carefully managed stage show of lies, deception on chicanery. Why bother? Trying to maintain some semblance of objectivity?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:30 PM (08ncd)

319 When the prezzident red lines half the trucks on the road it's hard to get enough trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:31 PM (gsaS2)

320 Does anyone else bookmark things with the best intentions? And then never ever ever go back? Or is that just a me thing.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2022 09:32 PM (dscaa)

321 those poor kids in Uvlade did not have weapons

and the cops showed up to no avail

this is the reality that the dims want for all citizens

no weapons/useless cops

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:32 PM (us2H3)

322
Yes, it's time for Edmond to change its goalie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:32 PM (/U27+)

323 319 When the prezzident red lines half the trucks on the road it's hard to get enough trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:31 PM (gsaS2)

Or when the national average on gas is inching to $5 and diesel is already there.

Economics of a massive, complicated system- how do it work.

The sad part is, they think they do understand how it works- or they just know how to break it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (08ncd)

324 Just shoot me.
Posted by: Jewells45

It is a Moron's greatest crime to refuse an 'ette.

But this time Hon, I'm gonna have to say 'Nope".

Tomorrow will be better. You'll see.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (Msys3)

325 Why bother? Trying to maintain some semblance of objectivity?

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I think it will give them an opportunity to get rid of him and have another chance for an 8 year term.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (JTIc2)

326 Freaking Manson was the guy beat on all 3 Edmonton goals. His dad is asst coach for Oilers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:28 PM (8GBH4)

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Fucking Manson.

Posted by: Sharon Tate at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

327 Score. 6 - 3. Goalie change coming up for Edm.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (8GBH4)

328 Beatoff coming for your AR

But I dont think that the people who have them right now in civilian use should be able to keep them, he added.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (yrol0)

329 Goal fest going on, mostly for the Avs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (ufFY8)

330 Or was that prezzident Newsome?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (gsaS2)

331 >>> I have been craving country fried steak- intensely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

I have at least five joints in my vicinity that claim to have the world's best chicken fried steak.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (4+wAL)

332 Does anyone else bookmark things with the best intentions? And then never ever ever go back? Or is that just a me thing.

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Print to pdf

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (JTIc2)

333 We get toenail fungus and lopsided boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (Msys3)

334 Fucking Manson.
Posted by: Sharon Tate at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Rose McGowen at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (08ncd)

335 well duh!

The Uvalde Police Department and the Uvalde Independent School District police force are no longer cooperating with the Texas Department of Public Safetys investigation into the massacre at Robb Elementary School and the states review of the law enforcement response, multiple law enforcement sources tell ABC News.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (yrol0)

336 @318

>>I still find it hard to believe that they are actually letting Biden fall into the worst approval rating of modern presidents.

The Democrats know a couple of things.

1. No matter how much they screw up, they are never held truly accountable, see most of the f**ked shit of the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries.
2. The GOP is an illegitimate, Potemkin political party.
3. Americans are fickle.
4. Donks steal elections.
5. And no matter what they do, they will eventually get back power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (ldNYm)

337 I still find it hard to believe that they are actually letting Biden fall into the worst approval rating of modern presidents. His election, everything about the man has been a carefully managed stage show of lies, deception on chicanery. Why bother? Trying to maintain some semblance of objectivity?

Honestly, I don't think it's any part of a grand plan. They truly thought, just by ridding themselves of Trump, everything would just "get better". It's Ideology run amok. Faith in results, based upon process, with not the first notion of connecting cause and effect.

And by them, I mean the political class. They're shitting themselves right now, watching all this melt down. And that's the biggest problem of all, because they're gonna' double down yet again. It's all they know.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (9TxrW)

338 The sad part is, they think they do understand how it works- or they just know how to break it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (08ncd)

It is on purpose! They hate YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (yrol0)

339 Ugh, that fucking Buick/Alexa commercial ..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (ufFY8)

340 Got real calm and real green outside at sunset.
Bad weather a comin'

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

341 wokeness has hit the "Cops" shows

adverts only show whitefolk being busted

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (us2H3)

342
I have been craving country fried steak- intensely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:08 PM (08ncd)

___________

The greasy spoon near me has one the size of a platter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (/U27+)

343 Krauthammer in that article the other day said
If guns were made illegal today it would take 100 years for them all to go away.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:36 PM (gsaS2)

344 They don't even understand that there is no "green" alternative to trucks and trains running on diesel. They don't know how food and goods get to stores.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 31, 2022 09:36 PM (5HBd1)

345 Somebody from Fort Worth remind me--what was the name of the restaurant that specialized in chicken fried steak? In another life I used to eat there a lot. Started with an M.

Posted by: skywch at May 31, 2022 09:36 PM (uqhmb)

346 340 Got real calm and real green outside at sunset.
Bad weather a comin'
Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

You her a Shania Twain song?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:36 PM (yrol0)

347 Fucking Manson.
Posted by: Sharon Tate at May 31, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

Should put his brother Marilyn in.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:36 PM (ufFY8)

348 >>>Got real calm and real green outside at sunset.
Bad weather a comin'

Posted by: MkY

>In this part of the country, green means tornado. Stay safe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (BP3/z)

349
Ugh, that fucking Buick/Alexa commercial ..
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (ufFY

___________

When my father said don't make me turn this car around, you knew Armaggedon was around the corner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (/U27+)

350 red sky at night, sailors delight, red sky in morn, sailors be warned. Green sky in eve, Aliens!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (8GBH4)

351 “Theres been conversation about hardening schools, that is not something that [Joe Biden] believes in, Jean-Pierre said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (yrol0)

352 The Uvalde Police Department and the Uvalde Independent School District police force are no longer cooperating with the Texas Department of Public Safetys investigation into the massacre at Robb Elementary School and the states review of the law enforcement response, multiple law enforcement sources tell ABC News.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:34 PM (yrol0)
-------------------

Who is going to investigate all the DPS who were standing around doing nothing? ???

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (gsaS2)

353 Green skies mean trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (ufFY8)

354 I have at least five joints in my vicinity that claim to have the world's best chicken fried steak.

My wife makes a lightly breaded, pan fried pork cutlet that is simply the best "country fried" anything I've ever tasted. She makes a white gravy in the pan along with it that has dill of all things.

And it is delicious. For that dish alone, I will defend her to my death. It's that good.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (9TxrW)

355 The greasy spoon near me has one the size of a platter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (/U27+)

Hadrian, you are a good man- but I hate you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (08ncd)

356 Chicken fried steak is insanely easy to make.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)

357 wokeness has hit the "Cops" shows

adverts only show whitefolk being busted
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (us2H3

The First 48 would probably try to do the same thing but potential white murderers aren't cooperating.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 09:39 PM (4+wAL)

358 When my father said don't make me turn this car around, you knew Armaggedon was around the corner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:38 PM (/U27+)

Shit got real when the car stopped.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:39 PM (Mf7Vh)

359 'Twas a place in Billings, MT. The Muzzleloader. Had a chicken fried steak the size of a hubcap. Ain't been there in years.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)

360 Madeas? on the CFS?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:39 PM (yrol0)

361 Chicken fried steak... cut venison backstrap into 1" pieces.
Beat hell out of it, til it's thin. Roll it in spiced flour. Fry quickly.
Unless you have an enormous fry pan, it's about 1 or 2 pieces per session. Change oil and grease after 2, maybe 3 sessions.
Make gravy. Put all on smashed tates.
Take a nap. Have the guests clean up.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:40 PM (cPGH3)

362 They don't even understand that there is no "green" alternative to trucks and trains running on diesel. They don't know how food and goods get to stores.

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Oh, they do. The low level nobodies who genuinely think everyone should just buy a $130,000 Tesla and no one will ever have to worry about driving anywhere ever again might not, but the central planners absolutely do.

It's on purpose. Same reason they're cancelling leases in the middle of record gas prices. They absolutely know. That's why they're doing it.

Serves you right for voting for Trump.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (JTIc2)

363 The Ox
Missoula MT.

Chicken fried steak is amazing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

364 Shit got real when the car stopped.

My mom was a Jedi with a Hot Wheel track.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (9TxrW)

365 Chicken fried steak... cut venison backstrap into 1" pieces.
Beat hell out of it, til it's thin. Roll it in spiced flour. Fry quickly.
Unless you have an enormous fry pan, it's about 1 or 2 pieces per session. Change oil and grease after 2, maybe 3 sessions.
Make gravy. Put all on smashed tates.
Take a nap. Have the guests clean up.
Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:40 PM (cPGH3)

Is that in the Moron Cookbook by any chance?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)

366
CFS, home fries, eggs, biscuits, gravy and hot coffee. God eats a Southern breakfast every morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (/U27+)

367 Chicken fried steak... cut venison backstrap into 1" pieces.

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There's a fairly big step left out in that recipe.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:42 PM (JTIc2)

368 Did I just see an Edmonton player named Kulak?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:42 PM (ufFY8)

369 Rhennigantx @360, if that was for me, I don't think so. Maybe I'm misremembering about the M.

Posted by: skywch at May 31, 2022 09:43 PM (uqhmb)

370 Why am I so hungry now?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 31, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

371 my guess that 90% of CFS are previously frozen

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:43 PM (us2H3)

372 My mom was a Jedi with a Hot Wheel track.
Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:41 PM (9TxrW)

Germans are Jedi knights with belts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:43 PM (Mf7Vh)

373 Did I just see an Edmonton player named Kulak?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:42 PM (ufFY

I think there is, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:44 PM (K+OwO)

374 There's a fairly big step left out in that recipe.
Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son

You mean the part about thawing?

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:44 PM (M2RfL)

375 I had a CFS at the Oxbow in De Smet SD that was great except it had brown gravy. Ate it anyway.

Posted by: skywch at May 31, 2022 09:44 PM (uqhmb)

376 >>>Germans are Jedi knights with belts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:43 PM (Mf7Vh)
-------

They used to have testicles too
but they turned them in for a free lunch.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 31, 2022 09:45 PM (gsaS2)

377 Kudlow is always pushing I bonds

only one problem

you can only purchase 10K a year

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:45 PM (us2H3)

378 I'm hungry now too, dammit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:46 PM (ufFY8)

379 Yep, Kulak

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:46 PM (8GBH4)

380 You mean the part about thawing?

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Ha. Yeah, I guess that, too. I was thinking the part about harvesting the deer.

You know you like someone if you'll let them have some of the backstrap btw.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:46 PM (JTIc2)

381 where are the the Hanson's when you need them ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:46 PM (us2H3)

382 Kudlow is always pushing I bonds

Dudes that live, or just love, the Markets are always the same. They're always pushing something. Some kind of certificate. Some kind of stock or bond.

When everything falls apart, Kudlow will do something drastic. Jump out of a window drastic.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:47 PM (9TxrW)

383 had a CFS at the Oxbow in De Smet SD that was great except it had brown gravy. Ate it anyway.
Posted by: skywch at May 31, 2022 09:44 PM (uqhmb)

Did you stop at the Laura Ingalls Wilder homestead?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 09:48 PM (Mf7Vh)

384 San Francisco Mayor London Breed announces five-year plan to end transgender homelessness

If this is like the unwed mothers plan then year 1 includes killing a bunch of black trannnys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:48 PM (yrol0)

385 Uvalde update: Via Allah at Hotair.

https://tinyurl.com/4wc92jmw

Short version is the teacher who went outside to call 911 about the truck crashing in the ditch ran back inside and *SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT!*. For reasons unknown it didn't lock.

If this is true I'll take back what I said about her needing to move to Timbuktu.

And it seems she was trying to be a good citizen when she heard the truck crashing into the ditch.

Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 09:48 PM (L/rpa)

386 You know you like someone if you'll let them have some of the backstrap btw.
Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son
I'll share backstrap. I don't give it away.
I'll give you steaks off the hind leg, I'll give you a whole front leg. I'll give you about all the grinding meat you can use. Stir fry? Got you covered. Neck roast? How many?

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:49 PM (M2RfL)

387 Chicken Fried Steak > Chicken Schnitzel

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 31, 2022 09:50 PM (4+wAL)

388 ..The greasy spoon near me has one the size of a platter. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:35 PM (/U27+)

Kelly's Home Cooking? Yeah, it's larger than the plate, and the plate is the size of an LP record. And take care when ordering their baked potato. Each one comes with an Idaho realtor and the title deed to a not inconsiderable chunk of Idaho.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2022 09:50 PM (QzJWU)

389 No one has ever died from jumping out of a window at a Del Webb community

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:50 PM (us2H3)

390 >>>I had a CFS at the Oxbow in De Smet SD that was great except it had brown gravy. Ate it anyway.

>I always thought a chicken-fried steak had a cream gravy while a country-fried steak came with a brown gravy. Both are delicious.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 31, 2022 09:51 PM (BP3/z)

391 San Francisco Mayor London Breed announces five-year plan to end transgender homelessness

If this is like the unwed mothers plan then year 1 includes killing a bunch of black trannnys.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:48 PM (yrol0)

You don't suppose that trannies are homeless because they are such toxic personalities that no sane person wants them under the same roof?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:51 PM (K+OwO)

392 where are the the Hanson's when you need them ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 09:46 PM (us2H3)

"Kill em! Kill the bastards!"

https://youtu.be/IUbn5ss8j9c

I laugh my ass off every time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:51 PM (ufFY8)

393
San Francisco Mayor London Breed announces five-year plan to end transgender homelessness

_________

You'd think she'd have a five-year plan to clean SF up. How many homeless trannies are there anyway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:51 PM (/U27+)

394 Short version is the teacher who went outside to call 911 about the truck crashing in the ditch ran back inside and *SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT!*. For reasons unknown it didn't lock.

Too many coincidences. The Uvalde police - cowards, for sure - simply couldn't shoot him when they had the chance. Teacher slammed the door too hard, that dick-head just happened to open on his first attempt. Resource Officer, you know - guy that draws a check to carry a gun - curiously off campus at the time.

Never ascribe to incompetence what is obviously malice.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:51 PM (9TxrW)

395 Country fried steak is for the people who think chicken fried steak is chicken.

Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 09:52 PM (L/rpa)

396 Mr. Aspirin, yes; that's why I was there. Road trip

Posted by: skywch at May 31, 2022 09:52 PM (uqhmb)

397 This is gonna be a short series.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2022 09:52 PM (u73oe)

398 7 - 3. nice pass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:53 PM (8GBH4)

399 God eats a Southern breakfast every morning.
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Yeah, but I bet he doesn't get fat and die of heart disease.

Posted by: dartist at May 31, 2022 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

400 The male stripping troupe Chippendales USA collected $359,274 in forgivable loans as part of the Paycheck Protection Program in 2020.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:53 PM (yrol0)

401 I always thought a chicken-fried steak had a cream gravy while a country-fried steak came with a brown gravy. Both are delicious.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I always assumed if the gravy had milk in it, regardless of color, it was chicken fried. I could be wrong.

Posted by: MkY at May 31, 2022 09:53 PM (M2RfL)

402 Edmonton getting whacked.
Whoops, 7-4 now, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 31, 2022 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

403 Short version is the teacher who went outside to call 911 about the truck crashing in the ditch ran back inside and *SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT!*. For reasons unknown it didn't lock.

*

No. I'm calling her, and them, liars. You don't "slam" doors with pneumatic arms on them, which I assume this had. You certainly don't "slam" doors with the push-bar opening devices across the interior. There's nowhere to grab and pull against the pneumatic soft-close arm.

I'm sticking with she was out there one minute before he arrived for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:55 PM (JTIc2)

404 7 - 4.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:55 PM (8GBH4)

405 Short version is the teacher who went outside to call 911 about the truck crashing in the ditch ran back inside and *SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT!*. For reasons unknown it didn't lock.

If this is true I'll take back what I said about her needing to move to Timbuktu.

And it seems she was trying to be a good citizen when she heard the truck crashing into the ditch.
Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2022 09:48 PM (L/rpa)

I'll play. OK, why did she have to go outside to call 911 if she heard the perp crash his truck from inside the school? Sounds like some bullshit her lawyer told her to say.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 09:55 PM (K+OwO)

406
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 31, 2022 09:50 PM (QzJWU)

__________

I like Kelly's. I don't go there for haute cuisine, I go there to eat a big meal at a reasonable price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 31, 2022 09:56 PM (/U27+)

407 The pneumatic arm was what was pulling the door closed and why she had to prop it open with a rock, right?

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:56 PM (fPxwR)

408 Both goalies out, Oilers pulled, Avs injury.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 31, 2022 09:56 PM (8GBH4)

409 I'll play. OK, why did she have to go outside to call 911 if she heard the perp crash his truck from inside the school? Sounds like some bullshit her lawyer told her to say.

Those teachers are twisting as hard to come up with a bullshit story as the Uvalde police.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 09:57 PM (9TxrW)

410 I'll give you steaks off the hind leg,

*

Getting down past the spinal column area, I sort of like the hind legs. I have made all kinds of different dishes with that meat.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:58 PM (fPxwR)

411 at insty

As Ace of Spades notes, The magnitude of Joe Bidens failures is now so large that even Joe Biden is beginning to grasp it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2022 09:59 PM (yrol0)

412 Getting down past the spinal column area, I sort of like the hind legs.

Also known as why I've paid off a mortgage, two college loans, and still come home to the same address.

Posted by: Nic of the Day at May 31, 2022 10:00 PM (9TxrW)

413 Also known as why I've paid off a mortgage, two college loans, and still come home to the same address.
Posted by: Nic of the Day

*

That's the back trap, not the backstrap.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 10:01 PM (fPxwR)

414 The pneumatic arm was what was pulling the door closed and why she had to prop it open with a rock, right?
Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 09:56 PM (fPxwR)

And the pneumatic closers often fail to fully lock the door to which they are attached. Especially if the user of the door pushes back against the closer, so that it doesn't strike the jamb with enough velocity to force the bolt back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 10:02 PM (K+OwO)

415 The lies…oh the lies…

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 31, 2022 10:03 PM (Mf7Vh)

416 And the pneumatic closers often fail to fully lock the door to which they are attached. Especially if the user of the door pushes back against the closer, so that it doesn't strike the jamb with enough velocity to force the bolt back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Yep. It was nice of her to be there to make sure it didn't close all the way.

Posted by: Moron Jackie Robbie's Son - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 31, 2022 10:04 PM (fPxwR)

417 No school door will slam shut, kids hands arms etc could get caught and crushed the school would be sued.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 31, 2022 10:04 PM (dKiJG)

418 boy, MSM has completely dropped Ukraine

the Z Man must be beside himself

Posted by: REDACTED at May 31, 2022 10:05 PM (us2H3)

419 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2022 10:09 PM (K+OwO)

420 You have outdone yourself with this post. Very interesting and informative!

Posted by: Real Damascus Knive at June 03, 2022 07:02 AM (JV0d6)

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