Sports Illustrated Reveals Its Cover Model, and... Well At Least It's Not a Dude With a Dick

Sports Illustrated revealed its Swimsuit Issue cover model who was, of course, very, very chubby.

Eh, she's okay for a chubby girl and some men like chubby girls.

But, she is non-traditionally attractive, if she's attractive at all.

And furthermore, Sports Illustrated used to be for the most beautiful girls in the entire world. Absolute cream of the crop.

Guys who find Yumi Nu attractive do not have to wait all year to see a girl who looks like her in the SI Swimsuit Issue. They can just go to the beach. Because most girls these days are overweight, and the beaches will be absolutely filled with overweight girls.

(And most of the overweight girls will have bigger chests -- Sports Illustrated went out of its way to not only find a plus-sized model, but a plus-sized model whose chest is modestly-sized compared to the rest of her. Kudos! Can't let the boys have anything, huh, Sports Illustrated?)

So this continues the iron trend: Men are not permitted their pleasures. In place of pleasure, men get lectures about what they should find pleasurable.

A female commenter -- maybe Lizzy's Phone (I gotta do something about getting Lizzy unbanned!) -- remarked that women have it just as bad as regards the constant lecturing from the media. It's not just men's media which is invaded by woke SJWs constantly lecturing men, this commenter asserted; women's media is also infested by wokescolds constantly lecturing women. I think she mentioned the annoyance of every third article about the most important female actresses spotlighting trans "actresses" like Lavernia Cox and Penelope Nardz. (I made the last one up.)

Point taken as to that, but, let me point out that those examples are of woke content being inserted amidst content of the traditional kind which actually does appeal to women. In other words, yes, absolutely, wokescolds are definitely forcing women to pay a Woke Tax in women's media, making women read about woke shit and having to read articles until they groan with exhausted agreement that yes, Penelope Nardz's lived experience as a woman for the last five years of being a "woman" makes her an absolute expert on being a woman.

But past that Tax, women are getting the content they're actually looking for in women's entertainment.

Meanwhile, in men's entertainment, men are getting the Gals of the WNBA, fifty-five year old women showing off their caesarian-section scars, and cover models who are here to teach us that Beauty Comes in All Sizes.

Yes, this is all very, very Empowering for Women, I'm sure.

What about for Men? Do men ever get to be empowered? Or played to? Or considered?

And of course Playboy is slapping transgenders on the cover.

This isn't just a tax we're forced to pay to get the content we actually want. The content we actually want is entirely replaced by this crap.

Men just aren't allowed to have the things we like. We're to be henpecked, harried, bullied, and reprogrammed until we like the things that Feminist Karens demand we like.

Below, Gary Beuchler complains that Moon Knight -- a badass mercenary, "Marvel's Batman" -- becomes a cutesy-poo low-T soyboy who chats with talking sillybilly hippo goddesses and then gets saved by the real star of the show, a Strong Female Superhero no one's ever heard of but we all Needed Even Though We Didn't Know It.

It's just over and over and over again. "How can we turn this male-skewing entertainment into something women will like, or which can teach men how to be better women?"

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM

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1 Her face is not too bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)

2 This has GOT to be people who want to destroy the SI franchise once and for all. It's too obvious. Even the National Lampoon would never have put out a parody copy this insulting and ugly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2022 04:35 PM (trdmm)

3 It's not Kim Kardashian or the sports players or Musk's mom? Apparently everyone is on the cover. Are they running a bunch of different covers this year?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 19, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

4 She plays linebacker for the Bears right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2022 04:35 PM (Irn0L)

5 Imagine 40 years ago, somebody came up to you with this as a glimpse into the future of SI.

No way you would've believed them.

National Lampoon? Certainly. SI? Never.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2022 04:35 PM (TU8Tj)

6 Yumi Nu has a decent looking face, so at least there's that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

7 "the beaches will be absolutely filled with overweight girls."

Some of whom washed up with harpoons in their blowholes.

Posted by: Fischer at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (x7jaR)

8 Hard pass.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (Ugysd)

9 Although, that is a lot of uncovered flesh. Usually I am nto against that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (3NKiY)

10 Well in her defense, you can slap her thighs and ride the wave in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (Irn0L)

11 Her face is not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)
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She could be quite attractive, but she'd have to work at it. And that takes effort, determination, and desire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

12 And much closer to flaccid than hard. Ooof.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (Ugysd)

13 As kids would say,
Gag me with a spoon

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (2JoB8)

14 What about for Men? Do men ever get to be empowered? Or played to? Or considered?

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I have been assured that self-esteem is the most important value in one's self.

And white men will be made second class citizens.

I'm getting mixed messages from the dominant cultural organs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

15 Please AoS members that are trans(dudes with dicks) and fat chicks do not be offended.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (W6qhI)

16 I am fairly certain they could've found a prettier fat girl.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (DRSnL)

17 Man, those are some dull elbows.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)

18 "1 Her face is not too bad."

Yeah, it looks photoshopped on another body.

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (pCXlW)

19 She could be quite attractive, but she'd have to work at it. And that takes effort, determination, and desire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

Maybe ace can sing to her the sweet keto song of Endor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (3NKiY)

20 Does she like to have her thighs motorboated? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (Ugysd)

21 276 I am holding out for 16k.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:33 PM (R8uWY)

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You got a spare $100,000?

https://tinyurl.com/2p88vtu5
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

What? That thing is only 720P! Pretty baller for 2004, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (R8uWY)

22 >>>We're to be henpecked, harried, bullied, and reprogrammed until we like the things that Feminist Karens demand we like.

No; you'll never like those things. And the Feminist Karens LOVE that you'll never like those things! Neener! Pile up that misery, all on top of y'all.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (nIvvp)

23 No need for this one to eat a sammich.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (TNyrE)

24 Yeah, they are gaslighting you into thinking that flabby is beautiful. It isn't. No hate towards that lady. Sadly, she's probably better than average. But definitely not beautiful. She should feel patronized that they put her on the cover because they obviously chose her because she's not beautiful.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (MTm8X)

25 Bring back the woman of the 1960's with string bikini's please !!!! Women of today are disgusting fat slobs that can put down 3 Burger King Whoppers faster then Whoopie Goldberg's pie hole !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (wR0+a)

26 LOL, just saw there is another model in the issue named Duckie Thot. That's got to be made up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (DRSnL)

27 It's just over and over and over again. "How can we turn this male-skewing entertainment into something women will like, or which can teach men how to be better women?"

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If it was occasional, I feel like the animosity to having one or two properties occasionally taken over by women or whatever would be tolerated, in general.

But it's literally everything. Every comic book thing needs to be about the strong women. Who reads comic books? Mostly dudes. Same with video games. Same with action movies (I guess Jessica Chastain blew enough guys to finally get her Oscar, but not for Ava, SAD!).

Everything will be made Current Thing. EVERY. THING. It's tiring.

What about Lord of the Rings? Nope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

28 Over/under until she has bingo flaps?

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (Ugysd)

29 I haven't seen Dr. Strange 2 yet, but from what I've heard, they basically made him the sidekick in his own movie. Any truth to that?

Is that the current trend? Take a hot property and then sideline the actual main character in favor of the STRONG, EMPOWERED WOMEN?

They definitely did that with the Wheel of Time series on Amazon. The Dragon Reborn around which 14 books revolve is barely in it and has no character development or growth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)

30 She's pretty and looks good for being so chubby, but there's no need for her to be on the cover.

If they were being sincere, they would put chicks that are a size 8, 10, or 12 on the cover. They are obviously pushing an agenda.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (rF64X)

31 1 Her face is not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)

She looks exactly like a woman I know, whom I haven't seen for a couple of decades. If that woman has gone to seed, like this one has.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (nIvvp)

32 Lena Dunham - "When am I going to get a SI Swimsuit edition cover?!?!"

Posted by: Thrawn at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (Rl7KJ)

33 I think her personality pushed her over the top, and pushing her over the top took 5 dudes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (2mQwO)

34 No; you'll never like those things. And the Feminist Karens LOVE that you'll never like those things! Neener! Pile up that misery, all on top of y'all.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:38 PM (nIvvp)

They want to make all of us as miserable as they are. Maybe that will light a spark of contentment and actual joy in their cold, dark hearts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (3NKiY)

35 She's got the whole "pointing Southeast and Southwest" thing going on.

I have no use for this product.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (wb1YC)

36 This isn't just a tax we're forced to pay to get the content we actually want. The content we actually want is entirely replaced by this crap.

Men just aren't allowed to have the things we like. We're to be henpecked, harried, bullied, and reprogrammed until we like the things that Feminist Karens demand we like.
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There's a word for this. It's a good word. A solid, popular, left-wing word fraught with implication and that ticks all the right boxes. That word is "colonization."

You see, there can be no male spaces. Male spaces - whatever they are, everything from elite combat units to golf clubs to video games to magazines to tv shows to books to hobbies - must be made shared spaces for both men and women. Men must not object to this or they are bigots. The reverse is not true and female-only spaces must remain female-only because of male oppression.

This act of invasion followed by subversion followed by takeover *is* a colonial process in the cultural sphere. But it doesn't count, of course, because the anti-colonialists are the ones doing it. As with everything, the cries of "colonialism" and "appropriation" are, as always, projection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

37 I think you fold this like Mad magazine to see the real model.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (wBpKf)

38 She woulda been the bomb back in the 13th century.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

39 I think women from South East Asia are the most beautiful. American women are just plain selfish fat slobs.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (wR0+a)

40 We're to be henpecked, harried, bullied, and reprogrammed until we like the things that Feminist Karens demand we like.

Not new. Marriage is a centuries-old institution after all.

Posted by: Random Slob at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (/My2P)

41 I don't mind chubby. But let's get real, she's a little more than merely chubby or thick. And she's not particularly attractive even if you set aside any debate over whether she's qualifies as a middleweight.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (ppBhU)

42 38 She woulda been the bomb back in the 13th century.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

Zombie Rodin is hard in his grave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (3NKiY)

43 Of course he wasn't paid! Why does everyone always assume accusers get paid?! It's blatant homophobia, that's what it is!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey, the 2023 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Ijkw6)

44 Dead tree media, especially periodicals, are dying thanks to the net. Who is SI's subscriber base? Which of them are actually going to be thrilled to see this in their inbox?

I believe that what's happened in periodicals is the same thing that's happened with the WaPo and NYT, and all the others - as they ceased being money making ventures, they have been taken over by wealthy idealogues who are in it to push The Message, and who don't care if they make a dime.

BUT - as happened to CNN+, and is happening to Netflix - after a year or three of pissing away millions of dollars with nothing to show for it, eventually the guy paying the bills gets sick of doing so. And, as we saw with the unlamented Weakly Standard, a longstanding name folds up shop overnight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (trdmm)

45 The Thing That Ate Lena Dunham

Posted by: klaftern at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (taPSh)

46 Her pronouns are Mack Trucks and Shamu.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (2mQwO)

47 She needs to get a peloton! Stat! Plus push yourself away from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Golden Corral, fattie.

Posted by: GOPe (aka Chamber of Commerce wing) at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (rbqjV)

48 Is she a large girl? Roomy?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

49 36 The reverse is not true and female-only spaces must remain female-only because of male oppression.

This act of invasion followed by subversion followed by takeover *is* a colonial process in the cultural sphere. But it doesn't count, of course, because the anti-colonialists are the ones doing it. As with everything, the cries of "colonialism" and "appropriation" are, as always, projection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 19, 2022 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

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Ah, but this has changed with the advent of the new and improved woman: the trans-woman.

I will not care about trans-women invading female spaces until women, en masse, demand that Augusta National become male exclusive again. Hell, I'll never play at Augusta, much less be a member, but that's the price of my caring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

50 Something you'd see at the "Redneck Rivera" aka Myrtle Beach. And look away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (BFigT)

51 The Hips that gave birth to a nation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (3NKiY)

52 All people are beautiful in the eyes of God.

The rest of us are just not God...

Posted by: astonerii at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (B9VxK)

53 Well I'm an 'ette but I agree with Aetius. Seems like a pretty face. Put her in a flattering outfit and if she is personable she should have no problems getting dates. No swimsuit is likely to flatter her, but the one she is wearing is FUGLY, maybe it would work on an 80's supermodel, but on someone with a Rubenesque figure oh no no no. Where are the "what not to wear" folks when we need them.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (3cGpq)

54 It's just over and over and over again. "How can we turn this male-skewing entertainment into something women will like, or which can teach men how to be better women?"
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Which is turning off a lot of women as well, thus the crashing of NF and Disney.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (hOlji)

55 33 I think her personality pushed her over the top, and pushing her over the top took 5 dudes.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (2mQwO)

LOL worthy of promoting to the front page!

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (nIvvp)

56 One day men will not have to rely on SI or Playboy for sexual titillation. I foresee a day when some entrepreneur will make daguerreotypes of scantily clad women available upon transmission through some electrical device akin to the telegraph.

Posted by: Fischer at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (x7jaR)

57 How do you know that's not a dude with a dick?

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (vrz2I)

58 Why not just put Michelle 'Big Mike" Obama on the cover and get it over .................

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (wR0+a)

59 >>>Her pronouns are Mack Trucks and Shamu.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:41 PM (2mQwO)

Cruelty

Posted by: VD Hanson at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (QYPq3)

60 Encouraging obesity is killing people. Literally. These fuckers have blood on their hands.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (3vQN0)

61 58 Why not just put Michelle 'Big Mike" Obama on the cover and get it over .................
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (wR0+a)

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You mean the most beautiful woman in the world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

62 You see, there can be no male spaces. Male spaces - whatever they are, everything from elite combat units to golf clubs to video games to magazines to tv shows to books to hobbies - must be made shared spaces for both men and women. Men must not object to this or they are bigots. The reverse is not true and female-only spaces must remain female-only because of male oppression.
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This can be said of other designated group spaces based on race or sexual orientation. No cishet white males allowed in our spaces. But you must allow us into those spaces or we will destroy you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (YIVH2)

63 All people are beautiful in the eyes of God.

The rest of us are just not God...
Posted by: astonerii
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (hOlji)

64 It's so weird how men still need to be Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (rjyzh)

65 She an attractive woman, but she isn't hot and has no business on the cover of a men's magazine.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (zL564)

66 We are a long way from Cheryl Tiegs. Just be glad they didn't put Tank Abrams on the cover.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (sVtYq)

67 I kind of like her look. It's a little mysterious, and fragile.

That face could be a great painting, and maybe someday hang in the Louvre.

Posted by: Leonardo da Vinci at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (Ijkw6)

68 Yumi Moo

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (ufJfM)

69 She should be on the cover of Martha White non-self rising flour.

Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Ernie Ford at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (LaNzR)

70 Her face is nice, but that bathing suit looks ridiculous on her.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

71 Rubens would have approved.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (cTCuP)

72 64 It's so weird how men still need to be Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (rjyzh)

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"Shut up, you fat incel! Nobody loves you and you should kill yourself!"
-Your kid's 1st grade teacher

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

73
They definitely did that with the Wheel of Time series on Amazon. The Dragon Reborn around which 14 books revolve is barely in it and has no character development or growth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)

That whole show made me angry. The Rand character was a whiny punk, they made Perrin out to be mentally slow, rather than the thoughtful, think before I speak/act character that the books portrayed, and yes, too much "I am woman hear me roar. "

Goodness knows I can bellow like a stevedore if necessary, but it's not one of my more endearing qualities.

Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (JrN/x)

74 I could go to a random store and see girls far more attractive. Even if she were thin, her face just isn't remarkable other than to say she is maybe cute for a chubby girl. But it's not Sports Illustrated: Chubby Girls edition... or is it?

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (cGlgB)

75 I apologize in advance to this woman for being subjected to the "male gaze." Men, do better.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (Wg1SU)

76 That is as good as she will ever look.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (vrz2I)

77 RUBENS. Although I think Rodin had some hefty gals in drawings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (3NKiY)

78 Who still buys magazines? Who still buys SI for the titillating's content? Who is this magazine's targeted audience?

A click of the mouse to a select URL, and five minutes of no cost visual observation of provocative imagery will sate most younger men of the occasional nut foggery.

As we grow older, the world becomes collectively more alien.

Posted by: itzWicks at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (6uV63)

79 In case no one has said it:

Bless her heart, she's got such a pretty face.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (rjyzh)

80 yup, it's all top down bullshit. It's ESG directives. They need to pay, and the only way they'll ever pay is if they go broke. But who knows, that $40 billion "for ukraine" includes a shit ton of money for illegals to resttle here..so maybe there's also money to buy a few mil copies of this hippo issue of Sports Illustrated

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (OuH7W)

81 Apparently the people at SI think it's admirable that she's not willing to put in about a year and a half of exercise and some self-control to look like somebody that would have been on there in any other year.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (wb1YC)

82 To be fair to her, they didn't airbrush her or adjust her...if they did, she'd look a lot better, b/c they'd have fixed the waist edge chunk, the underarm chunk, and the hip lines...

All the past "hot chick" covers were HEAVILY air brushed and adjusted.

Is she a cover model for her body in a swimsuit...no. But she does have a really pretty face, especially knowing they didn't adjust it...

Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (exHjb)

83 "The male gaze is terrible oppression! I should be the only one to get it!"
-Fat chick

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

84 Maybe mix in a salad . . .

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ufJfM)

85 Cruelty is making me see it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (2mQwO)

86 Abrams would not fit on the cover or the centerfold .......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (wR0+a)

87 72 64 It's so weird how men still need to be Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

nah, it's more like you must interracial, gals .

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (OuH7W)

88 But it's not Sports Illustrated: Chubby Girls edition... or is it?
Posted by: Drew in MO at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (cGlgB)

No. This is just one of the covers. The other ones have Russell Wilson's wife, Kim Kardashian, and Elon Musk's mom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (DRSnL)

89 37 I think you fold this like Mad magazine to see the real model.

golf. clap!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (HsAzN)

90 Modern descriptions translated:

thick = overweight
a few extra pounds = significantly overweight
curvy = obese
big and beautiful = riding a scooter straight to diabetes

Posted by: brak at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (j5Tg0)

91 76 That is as good as she will ever look.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (vrz2I)

Yeah, good point. Professional photographer, a bazillion takes if needed.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (nIvvp)

92 I'm thinking Peter Paul Rubens might have had some hesitation with this one.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (Zy9Yy)

93 This isn't just a tax we're forced to pay to get the content we actually want. The content we actually want is entirely replaced by this crap.

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM

The only recourse is to not play.
Don't buy their crap.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (qh3o6)

94 nah, it's more like you must interracial, gals .
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Some of us are ahead of the curve.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (hOlji)

95 She ain't bees fat.

I'm fat!

Posted by: Lizzo, Fat and Untalented at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (VghRo)

96 >>>They definitely did that with the Wheel of Time series on Amazon. The Dragon Reborn around which 14 books revolve is barely in it and has no character development or growth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel a

I've seen people on YouTube, including a lot of women, complaining about that show being made into a simple star vehicle for the main actress. Whoever it is. The one from the worst James Bond movie.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)

97 93 The only recourse is to not play.
Don't buy their crap.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (qh3o6)

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Yeah. Buy my crap!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

98 83 "The male gaze is terrible oppression! I should be the only one to get it!"
-Fat chick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2

meanwhile, the real world moves on. Pr0n is a debilitating sickness, prob worse than alcohol, but you get what you want.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (OuH7W)

99 For fuck's sake, her eyes are not even remotely the same size, and her eyes may actually be focused in slightly different directions.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (ppBhU)

100 If she'd lose weight, she be quite attractive.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Qhnrt)

101 They definitely did that with the Wheel of Time series on Amazon. The Dragon Reborn around which 14 books revolve is barely in it and has no character development or growth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)

That whole show made me angry. The Rand character was a whiny punk, they made Perrin out to be mentally slow, rather than the thoughtful, think before I speak/act character that the books portrayed, and yes, too much "I am woman hear me roar. "

Goodness knows I can bellow like a stevedore if necessary, but it's not one of my more endearing qualities.
Posted by: Moki at May 19, 2022 04:43 PM (JrN/x)
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EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER (including the women) was a completely different character from the one portrayed in the books. It was deliberate. Rafe Judkins is PROUD of his achievement, when he should crawl under a rock for defiling one of the greatest fantasy epics of all time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (YIVH2)

102 They definitely did that with the Wheel of Time series on Amazon. The Dragon Reborn around which 14 books revolve is barely in it and has no character development or growth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I made it through 3 episodes before I quit it in disgust.

Posted by: Biergood at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (FQWHA)

103 I think the mistake Petersen made is that he stated it so absolute and authoritatively.

There's not much backing out of that kind of pronouncement, there is only forgiveness which the left cannot give him.

Now the Dems back out of wrong pronouncements stated with extreme decree all the time. Because the captive Demedia is flowing with forgiveness for those on the "right side" of Marx/Marcuse's stupid history.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (krQz2)

104 I guess it makes sense if the sport is Sumo wrestling.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (vrz2I)

105 It must be strange to know you're a model and still not try to lose 20 pounds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (rjyzh)

106 >>>No. This is just one of the covers. The other ones have Russell Wilson's wife, Kim Kardashian, and Elon Musk's mom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (DRSnL)

And so they did put a bigger ass than Yumi's on it.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (QYPq3)

107 Jordan Peterson shut down his Twitter account after this tweet, because of all the shit and threats that were dumped on him in response to him stating the obvious.

Obesity is not beautiful, it is not healthy, and it is ludicrous to be pretending otherwise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (MvHI3)

108 Wow don't overthink it, fellas. SI is doing this as a cost cutting measure. Economy sized models are the future! The cost savings on a per lb basis is staggering.

Posted by: doc at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (BaGW6)

109 They should put Hillary! on the cover. Mock us more.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (nIvvp)

110 spotlighting trans "actresses" like Lavernia Cox and Penelope Nardz. (I made the last one up.)

Let's not forget Anita Tuck, Tippy Adamsapple, and Mora Deesbewbs

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (786Ro)

111 the best part about our elite is how incompetent and ugly they are.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (OuH7W)

112 My kids got a Jon Cena monster truck book. And even that had a stronk female who was faster, stronger, smarter and in every way better than the oafish clumsy boy trucks. She not only guilt tripped them into allowing her into their male only group, but demanded to be the new leader.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (R8uWY)

113 Maybe they put her on the cover due to all her heart attacks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (HfWyT)

114 Women's Fashion Magazines should be featuring stunning and brave women wit their matching colostomy and shoes.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (LaNzR)

115 >>>Cruelty is making me see it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (2mQwO)

There is an ongoing investigation into who pissed off ace.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (QYPq3)

116 I've seen people on YouTube, including a lot of women, complaining about that show being made into a simple star vehicle for the main actress. Whoever it is. The one from the worst James Bond movie.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 04:45 PM (0G13K)

97 93 The only recourse is to not play.
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It helps when you are one of the producers. She supposedly did an excellent job performing the audiobook version of the series. It's just that the character she portrayed, while important to the story, is really a secondary character, not a main character (she disappears for over half the series, presumed dead).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (YIVH2)

117 Say what you want but one thing we have to admit about her is she is stunning and brave.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (QVW9v)

118 No. This is just one of the covers. The other ones have Russell Wilson's wife, Kim Kardashian, and Elon Musk's mom.
___

When did Kim marry Russell?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (hOlji)

119 Meh. Beer goggles would help m

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU)

120 H8tersz!

Posted by: Chub E. Chaser at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

121 And of course, the human mechanic who takes care of the trucks is a female poc.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (R8uWY)

122 I'm going to say flat-out that I find the lady attractive, in a very realistic/non-ideal sense.

But I get Petersen's resistance, and I understand his point. I don't think this normally gentle soul stated it right, but it might point to a duality of his character.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (krQz2)

123 Classic old NatLamp Mag bit on "what euphemisms about girls really mean"

"Statuesque" = She's tall
"Rubenesque" - She's fat
"Lincolnesque" = Run for your life!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (HsAzN)

124 On the bright side, if she's having her monthly visitor, you can poke her gunt and have essentially the same soft experience.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (YV6PJ)

125 112 My kids got a Jon Cena monster truck book. And even that had a stronk female who was faster, stronger, smarter and in every way better than the oafish clumsy boy trucks. She not only guilt tripped them into allowing her into their male only group, but demanded to be the new leader.

Is she even sluttier than Jon Cena?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Wg1SU)

126 104 I guess it makes sense if the sport is Sumo wrestling.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (vrz2I)

LOL you're on a roll.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (nIvvp)

127 Nice armpit tits. Wonder what the rear view looks like.

Posted by: Chub E. Chaser at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

128 It must be strange to know you're a model and still not try to lose 20 pounds.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (rjyzh)

20?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

129 I am personally more attracted to more physically fit women, such as, for example, Mrs. Martel. But, to quibble a bit with Mr. Peterson, she is beautiful, and she is more attractive than many of the larger sized women found at the local beach.

Speaking of Mrs. Martel, many of models in her various women's magazines would have been better choices for the SI cover. I agree with Mr. Peterson here, the media is trying to cram down their preferences on men. To make a new "soviet" man perhaps? (what is today's substitute for "soviet") Ironic though, that they are still sending the fit is beautiful message to the women.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (fs1hN)

130 Yikes. Why would someone show off a c-section scar? And yes, we ladies of ample hips will be at the beach, but I guarantee I'm wearing way more than that.

I have nothing but annoyance at the fat-is-beautiful advertising. Why bother photographing someone who looks like me?

Posted by: Catherine at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (JY0JC)

131 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (FQWHA)

132 >>>My kids got a Jon Cena monster truck book. And even that had a stronk female who was faster, stronger, smarter and in every way better than the oafish clumsy boy trucks. She not only guilt tripped them into allowing her into their male only group, but demanded to be the new leader.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (R8uWY)

I mean, that p*ssy did grovel to the CCP, so what do you expect?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (QYPq3)

133 They should put Hillary! on the cover. Mock us more.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:47 PM (nIvvp)

We'll bring that up at our next creative spit-ball session!

Posted by: SI Editors-yeah we suck at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (rbqjV)

134 I got a big laugh from seeing the headline about the swimsuit model and then seeing Jordan Peterson's name and was wondering if he had transgendered and was the swimsuit model now without a dick. I need some laughs so I'll just go with this comment and go out for dinner before 200 of "She's so fat" Uhhh, yes. Sh also has a pretty face but doesn't belong as a swimsuit model.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (Ut+C0)

135 "37 I think you fold this like Mad magazine to see the real model."

Thread winner

Posted by: doc at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (BaGW6)

136 No. This is just one of the covers. The other ones have Russell Wilson's wife, Kim Kardashian, and Elon Musk's mom.

***

Kim's going to be the centerfold but it's going to be in portrait mode.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)

137 “We’re gonna need another bag of flour over here. Stat!”

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Ugysd)

138
Who is this magazine's targeted audience?

People in waiting rooms, except waiting rooms have expunged themselves of reading materials ... 'Cause COVID (TM)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (PKmbX)

139 But notice how she can't even smile to look more pleasant?

That would add a lot.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

140 Is she a cover model for her body in a swimsuit...no. But she does have a really pretty face, especially knowing they didn't adjust it...
Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (exHjb)

Yeah, I think she's quite a bit prettier than your average woman.

However, they are always intruding on other people's spaces. People /men expect hot thin chicks on the SI cover.

They could start their own magazine for non model-like women. In fact, there's probably a market for featuring the vast array of women and what clothes we can wear, make up we can use, etc. to enhance our appearance. But noooo. They have to ruin things for others, especially men, or it isn't worth it to them.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (rF64X)

141 As kids would say,
Gag me with a spoon
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 04:37 PM (2JoB

The "kids" that would say that are 40 years old.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (zjgNU)

142 When did Kim marry Russell?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (hOlji)

I worded that badly (shocker, I know!)

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (DRSnL)

143 MUMR - It's Underboob

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (HsAzN)

144 @139
"underboob"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (Wg1SU)

145 Who is that fatass female rapper who is always flashing her junk? Why not put her on the cover?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

146
When did Kim marry Russell?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (hOlji)

And why wasn't I invited?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (YV6PJ)

147 MUMR

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (Ojefh)

148 Re baby forulmula shortage, shocked Biden hasn't called the formula makers racist yet. It's kind of their goto deflect move.

As usual, the real story with Democrats is bloated government creating systemic incompetence.

Posted by: Shiggz at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (EWt4N)

149 Some of you need to jerk off more. The semen is backing up into brains, impinging on your optical nerves, and causing you to see a chick who is basically Wal-Mart's cashier of the month as "beautiful."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (ppBhU)

150 37 I think you fold this like Mad magazine to see the real model."

Thread winner
Posted by: doc at May 19, 2022 04:50 PM (BaGW6)
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Seconded! In fact, I'm pretty sure Mad magazine did at least one fold-in that was precisely this!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

151 Ex-Tucson High School Counselor Who Promoted School Drag Show Accused of Sex With 15-Year-Old Student

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (xPl2J)

152 Next they will put a pregnant man on the cover. You know it's coming. I don't know who buys SI but I'm thinking it's not for the sports.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (vrz2I)

153 I bet she has a candida farm under her boobs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (R8uWY)

154 We'll roll 'er in flour for just one more hour and we'll have a good time soon!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (HsAzN)

155 "Statuesque" = She's tall
"Rubenesque" - She's fat
"Lincolnesque" = Run for your life!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:48 PM (HsAzN)

Where does Junoesque fall?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (DRSnL)

156 151 Ex-Tucson High School Counselor Who Promoted School Drag Show Accused of Sex With 15-Year-Old Student
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (xPl2J)

=======

Conspiracy theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

157 Show of hands for a Joe Mannix palate-cleaner?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (906pl)

158 Who is that fatass female rapper who is always flashing her junk? Why not put her on the cover?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (R8uWY)

Lizzo or Lipo or some such shit

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (Ojefh)

159 I kinda thought a sports magazine would celebrate fitness. You know, bodies illustrative of sport.

But I know that's all crazy talk.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (aXxgO)

160 Some of you need to jerk off more.

Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:52 PM (Ugysd)

161 145 Who is that fatass female rapper who is always flashing her junk? Why not put her on the cover?
____________

Not enough space.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (MvHI3)

162 "[H]ippo goddesses" . . .?

Ace on Woke Culture is some of the best Ace. You're right; the women get the lecture but also their own stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (txdEq)

163 @148
The lack of chocolate baby formula is raciss!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (Wg1SU)

164 I think "beautiful" was the wrong choice of word. He should have said "attractive." Because parents of overweight daughters still think their daughters are beautiful. We think mothers who are old women are beautiful. Someone or something can be beautiful for different reasons. But being sexually attractive is something else entirely.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (gegMK)

165 She's cute. I'm not going to comment on her figure. I'm a frumpy middle aged guy, easily 50 lbs overweight. I get the gist of this post though. Even agree with it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (D8mow)

166 Weird ass bathing suit.
Is that supposed to be flattering?

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

167 Isn't FJBs plan to make formula out of fly milk? I didn't know you could milk a fly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (R8uWY)

168 The subversion of all that is good:

1. Infiltrate

2. Gut from inside

3. Wear as a skin . . . er, fat suit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (tgJVA)

169 Over 70% of Covid deaths were obese people. And obesity in general costs tens of billions in health care costs every year. As well as lost productivity, disability payments, etc.

But hey let’s keep encouraging obesity. Cuz reasons.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (3vQN0)

170 Some of you need to jerk off more. The semen is backing up into brains, impinging on your optical nerves, and causing you to see a chick who is basically Wal-Mart's cashier of the month as "beautiful."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (ppBhU)
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I don't think any of us claim to see her as "beautiful." At most, we can see that there is the potential for her to be a moderately attractive woman. Perhaps even a stunning beauty with enough work.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (YIVH2)

171 {{{chique}}}

How you doin', girl?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (hOlji)

172 Yikes. Why would someone show off a c-section scar?

Posted by: Catherine at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (JY0JC)

It's EMPOWERING. Or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (DRSnL)

173 Here are the other women that made the 2022 SI swimsuit issue-

https://tinyurl.com/43sx4xr9

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (NpAcC)

174 "Weird ass bathing suit.
Is that supposed to be flattering?"

It looks goofy. She would look better is a one piece that was her size.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (vrz2I)

175 or the sports players or Musk's mom?
---------------------------

Taking his mom to the Gala was thoughtful, she had a good time. They didn't make anything off mom either.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Gqta/)

176 SPORTS Illustrated? What sport does she do?

Competitive Hot Dog Eating Contests?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (oHd/0)

177 My wife of 40 plus years has filled out as she says. She's beautiful still ,to me, but in the 70's was totally the long cool woman. The point is, whatever SI is selling , it won't work.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (oWBc3)

178 Model is fairly pretty, and in a better swimsuit might not be awful but she doesn't belong in Sports Illustrated unless the sport is speed eating.

As for Moon Knight, I respect them for trying something different to set him apart from Batman, and to do a different kind of story than the usual Marvel snarky satirical takes from every character punctuated with CGI fights.

However, Moon Knight (in either form of Mr Knight or Moot Knight) only shows up about 16 minutes in the miniseries, and yeah the stuff mentioned. He's saved like 8 times by the unknown female that was spliced into the show just to have chick power, and she handles most of the plot action.

This wasn't my favorite incarnation of Moon Knight, with the chest weapons and the Khonshu appearing and all that. I mean, everyone is calling him Marvel's Batman anyway, there's no point in trying to avoid that connection.

Its pretty tenuous; he has a crescent-shaped copter,he's a billionaire who dresses up to fight crime, but otherwise he's pretty different and his own guy. He doesn't have many gadgets, he isn't a detective, he doesn't have a Moon-signal the commissioner uses, he's not tight with the police, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

179 Mountain Dew > Chocolate baby formula

Posted by: West Virginia at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (Ojefh)

180 I enjoyed looking at the most beautiful women SI could find searching around the world.

This gal could be anyone's dumpy wife with added hair and makeup professionals.

And remember that's the best lighting and photoshopping too.

Uffffffff

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (DcKNO)

181 Left: omg you smoke? Don’t you know that will kill you and cause all sorts of health issues?

Also left: oh you’re 60 lbs overweight? How cool and brave an empowering of you. You go grrrrrrl!,

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3vQN0)

182 166 Weird ass bathing suit.
Is that supposed to be flattering?
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

She'd have gone up 2 pts on the "hot" meter if they gave her support.

SI is known the having models with some chest...and she actually would have a very flattering one in the right underwire top piece.

Also, that suit should have been either a true 1 piece with slimming or a total 2 piece with tons of lift...she'd have looked better either way than that suit dragging her chest down more than it probably even is naturally...

Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

183 71 Rubens would have approved.

so would leonard nimoy

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (v3pYe)

184 Perhaps even a stunning beauty with enough work.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (YIVH2)

IN THE GYM!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

185 172 Yikes. Why would someone show off a c-section scar?

Posted by: Catherine at May 19, 2022 04:49 PM (JY0JC)

It's EMPOWERING. Or something.

***

Right. Try showing off your vasectomy scar at the beach.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (wb1YC)

186 Hey, no visible tats. She could always lose some weight but disfiguration by tats is permanent.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (DTX3h)

187 181 Left: omg you smoke? Don’t you know that will kill you and cause all sorts of health issues?

Also left: oh you’re 60 lbs overweight? How cool and brave an empowering of you. You go grrrrrrl!,
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3vQN0)

========

"No...I want to lose the 60 pounds and look good in a bathing suit."

*cosmos dropped all over the room*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

188 Holy shit. You weren’t kidding about Mrs. Musk! She’s on a cover.

Posted by: Squid at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Ugysd)

189 SPORTS Illustrated? What sport does she do?

Competitive Hot Dog Eating Contests?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (oHd/0)

Pie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Ojefh)

190 She's no Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

191 Some of you need to jerk off more.
........

MOAR ZOOM MEETINGS

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

192 Yes it's men who are being punished right now. But remember the pattern - women are next.

And by the time it gets to them, men will be so fed up that they will welcome the punishment of women with open arms.

The natural order is for men to protect women. It is that which is being destroyed and the real goal is to destroy women (the child-bearers) and then children. Men are in the way.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (dscaa)

193 169 Over 70% of Covid deaths were obese people. And obesity in general costs tens of billions in health care costs every year. As well as lost productivity, disability payments, etc.

But hey let’s keep encouraging obesity. Cuz reasons.

Yep. That first part alone being covered up is downright criminal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (HsAzN)

194 Suma champion you bastards

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (zaY24)

195 Weird ass bathing suit.
Is that supposed to be flattering?

Might have been on another body, but not on her at all.

Here's the thing. SPORTS Illustrated only had a tenuous connection to the swimsuit thing by body fitness, atheticism, etc. That was their excuse for running the series: sporty women!

If you're just going to run whatever women of any sort of build, you've lost even that connection. Now its just "scantily clad women without justification"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

196 At most, we can see that there is the potential for her to be a moderately attractive woman.
Posted by: Perfessor Squirrel

Eh. I can’t get past the fat there, Perfessor. Makes my eyes bleed.

Posted by: Dr StrangeCat at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ZW1rs)

197 I remember when Stephanie Seymour was a SI swimsuit edition regular. I weep.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (Wg1SU)

198 causing you to see a chick who is basically Wal-Mart's cashier of the month as "beautiful."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (ppBhU)
______________________

Eh, fine. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe it's my starting point belief that everything God creates is beautiful. If I found out that she is a screeching liberal or nutcase (I repeat myself) the beauty I see will be greatly diminished.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (fs1hN)

199 I want to see GQ put a guy on the cover with a beer gut. The homos wouldn't stand for it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (oc1LF)

200 She's no Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

More like Kathy Greenland.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (dscaa)

201 190 She's no Kathy Ireland.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

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Amen. She was one of my favorites.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (DcKNO)

202 She's no Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

Right. She's two Kathy Irelands.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (xPl2J)

203 But notice how she can't even smile to look more pleasant?

The photographer got the last donut.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (hWaIR)

204 This never works the other way. You think women's romance novels are going to start having shlubby guys with beer guts on the cover instead of Fabio types? Twitter keeps shoving some virtual-reality workout at at me. The picture has a man and a woman. The man is slim and fit, the woman is fat. The barechested models for men's fashions all are ripped 4% bodyfat types......because, shockingly enough, that's what women want to look at. That's allowed. Men looking at beautiful women? Verboten. You're gonna get a girl with fat rolls in a bikini whether you want it or not.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (9/IeZ)

205 179 Mountain Dew > Chocolate baby formula

i dunno. given all the strange mountain dew flavors out recently (funyuns and doritos, for example), i would not be surprised to hear that there is chocolate baby formula flavored mountain dew.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (v3pYe)

206 The natural order is for men to protect women. It is that which is being destroyed and the real goal is to destroy women (the child-bearers) and then children. Men are in the way.
Posted by: ...
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Fortunately for some of us and our offspring, following the old ways has worked well thus far.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (hOlji)

207 Hi SMH. Taking a break before continuing my labors as I Scramble to finish my work before leaving for vacation tomorrow to St Augustine Beach.

Looking forward to the break.

How are you and the grandbabies?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (rF64X)

208 Free ranging penises shrug off and then have a smoke.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (0z5n0)

209 so guys still look at this, despite free porn everywhere any time you want?

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (N/oGZ)

210 Plus I thought the WNBA gals in bathing suits was the SI swimsuit cover. I guess just a regular weekly SI? But then why were they in fugly swimsuits instead of their basketball uniforms?

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (3cGpq)

211 Hooters wouldn't hire her.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (oc1LF)

212 I want to see GQ put a guy on the cover with a beer gut. The homos wouldn't stand for it.

I dunno supposedly some like fat, hairy men like a dad figure or something. Its all pretty repellent to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

213 I think "beautiful" was the wrong choice of word. He should have said "attractive." Because parents of overweight daughters still think their daughters are beautiful. We think mothers who are old women are beautiful. Someone or something can be beautiful for different reasons. But being sexually attractive is something else entirely.

Yeah, I love my mommy too, but she ain't beautiful, and she doesn't belong on the cover of a magazine in a swimsuit, unless it's a magazine for elderly lechers with a title like Still Alive Quarterly and featuring articles like Dear God, Why Does Simply Being Alive Hurt So Much Now?

Words gotta have meanings. Conventional meanings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ppBhU)

214 What sport does she do?

Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (HsAzN)

215 Musk's Mom. Nice looking lady. Seventy one I think.

https://tinyurl.com/3tc9newk

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (AmoqO)

216 104 I guess it makes sense if the sport is Sumo wrestling.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:46 PM (vrz2I)

194 Suma champion you bastards
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (zaY24)

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (nIvvp)

217 Pretty Face and Overweight? Just the OPPOSITE of the women I go after.

I'm more of a slender to petite with an OK, or even slightly less than attractive face.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (oHd/0)

218 She's no Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at May 19, 2022 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

Right. She's two Kathy Irelands.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (xPl2J)

Beat me to the punch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Ojefh)

219 181 Left: omg you smoke? Don’t you know that will kill you and cause all sorts of health issues?

Also left: oh you’re 60 lbs overweight? How cool and brave an empowering of you. You go grrrrrrl!,
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3vQN0

No. It's, smoking will kill you, even second-hand smoke.

Oh, you smoke pot. Cool.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Qhnrt)

220 203 But notice how she can't even smile to look more pleasant?

The photographer got the last donut.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (hWaIR)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (nIvvp)

221 Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?

Well, she made me breathe hard. But at least she was toned and athletic appearing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

222 If it’s 1:30am, and I’ve had 3 beers and she’s sitting at the end of the air, yeah I’ll hit it. But she does not belong on the cover of a magazine.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (3vQN0)

223 211 Hooters wouldn't hire her.

***

Does Tractor Supply have a calendar?

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (wb1YC)

224 Sports Illustrated had one thing that sold one week issue out of 52. Now they have destroyed that one week issue.

My guess is that there were a lot of cancellations by misogynist and of course racist men. Somehow the Gillette fiasco is not being used as a lesson of not what to do but what should be done.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (iDcra)

225 Right. She's two Kathy Irelands.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 04:57 PM (xPl2J)

I'm LMAO so hard the neighbors are going to think I've lost it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (HsAzN)

226 There are ways to present oneself with that body type….and that ain’t it.

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (qwO6y)

227 Where are the "what not to wear" folks when we need them.
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 19, 2022 04:42 PM

Heh. A great friend of mine has 3 sisters. All 3 were on WNTW. Sadly, I appeared in the background at the reval party, despite my best efforts to avoid cameras.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (RkC6l)

228 Here are the other women that made the 2022 SI swimsuit issue-

https://tinyurl.com/43sx4xr9
Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 04:54 PM (NpAcC)
.......

eH. I'll stick with Yumi.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

229 Stephanie Seymour, Elle McPherson, Rachel Hunter, Kathy Ireland, Christy Brinkley. WTF?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (OgrpQ)

230 Also, that suit should have been either a true 1 piece with slimming or a total 2 piece with tons of lift...she'd have looked better either way than that suit dragging her chest down more than it probably even is naturally...
Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

231 She's not fugly-ugly, and honestly she's built like a fair number of fairly attractive women in my age group. Pretty face, no ugly tats all over her, etc. The problem is, the women in my age group are about 30 years older than her.

With all the pr0n available for free, is the SI swimsuit issue even still a thing? I'd think the only people who get it are those with an SI subscription, and they'd mostly take a quick glance and then pitch it.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (lNHqD)

232 Sports Illustrated went out of its way to not only find a plus-sized model, but a plus-sized model whose chest is modestly-sized compared to the rest of her.

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BOOB-SHAMER!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (qnDek)

233 I could see half of current SI subscribers deciding to finally getting around to cancelling their subscription that they've been getting since the "Football Phone" promotion.

I'm just a casual sports fan, but the whole sports culture has gone to a sickening level of woke. Makes it easier to be even less interested. From the leagues, to the announcers, to the columnists, to the athletes, commentators, etc. it's just left wing agitprop 24/7.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (STGfL)

234 All that and we still have a breast milk shortage?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (ill4R)

235 This new MUMR is oddly funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (RkC6l)

236 Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?

***

Isn't that enough?

Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (wb1YC)

237 At my age, if they are alive, they are too young for me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (0z5n0)

238
The 20th century was "You're free to think X".
The 21st century is so "We demand you think Y".

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (krQz2)

239 You think women's romance novels are going to start having shlubby guys with beer guts on the cover instead of Fabio
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I've earned my place of awe and fear and respect.

Posted by: MANDINGO at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (sWM8x)

240 RUBENS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (3NKiY)

Yep she's had plenty of those.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (dscaa)

241 Fleet Farm’s Miss May.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (Ojefh)

242 You think women's romance novels are going to start having shlubby guys with beer guts on the cover instead of Fabio
---
The Princess and the Dadbod.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (krQz2)

243 Have fun on your vaycay, chique. : )

I'm doing fine, gotta count my blessings, especially now.
The girls are amazing and thriving, growing like weeds.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (hOlji)

244 214 What sport does she do?

Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 04:59 PM (HsAzN)

Beach volleyball?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (nIvvp)

245
When did Kim marry Russell?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace[/2]

She didn't.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (PKmbX)

246 Does SI actually have subscribers? I figured they just distribute them to liberries. I guess all those ones in waiting rooms would be subscribed to. But that's about it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (HsAzN)

247 She is not physically beautiful as she is vastly overweight. I am overweight myself and I know I am no longer physically beautiful... However, I am not in a profession where my looks are judged. She is.

Posted by: Archer at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

248 At my age, if they are alive, they are too young for me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (0z5n0)
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Late into your 29th year, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (krQz2)

249 finally getting around to cancelling their subscription that they've been getting since the "Football Phone" promotion.

That always annoyed me. Subscribe 10 years, get nothing. Sub every year, get the phone. That doesn't seem like a very clever business approach.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

250 Tasty Burger: "so guys still look at this, despite free porn everywhere any time you want?"

In a word: No.

But in this case, you can't help but look at it since it's being shoved in everyone's faces. But yeah, the look is a glance and then an eyeroll. No one needs photos to lecture them, too. That's what the articles are for.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (aXxgO)

251 240 RUBENS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:44 PM (3NKiY)

Yep she's had plenty of those.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 05:02 PM (dscaa)

; )

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (nIvvp)

252 230 Also, that suit should have been either a true 1 piece with slimming or a total 2 piece with tons of lift...she'd have looked better either way than that suit dragging her chest down more than it probably even is naturally...
Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 04:55 PM (exHjb)

This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

Oh Lord - have none of the fashion people and photographers met a lady about an 8? Those suits are designed to make her look her worst!

Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (exHjb)

253 Sports Illustrated went out of its way to not only find a plus-sized model, but a plus-sized model whose chest is modestly-sized compared to the rest of her.
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+1

if you at least had put a plus sized woman with a big set of knockers, you could point to something that made men take a 2nd look and probably tolerate it.

Even a plus sized "model" like this is screwed when they get older.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (STGfL)

254 All that and we still have a breast milk shortage?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
___

Killing off babies tend to reduce milk production.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (hOlji)

255 you know the drill.. roll her in flour and for the wet spot

Posted by: Silent at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (CrU4U)

256 Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Azathoth at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (wb1YC)

It should be. Why it's not one of the Major Team Sports is beyond me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (HsAzN)

257 Them is Psaki phlappers

Posted by: 7man at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (qwO6y)

258 >>>Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?

i don't know why people even say this, the Swimsuit Issue was not about athletes, it was about models in swimsuits.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)

259 She's "thicc".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (jTmQV)

260 Was this actually written by The Ghost of Endor? It's hard to imagine TGoE giving a bantha's *ss about what feminazis want men to want/feel/do, much less emote about it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)

261 That always annoyed me. Subscribe 10 years, get nothing. Sub every year, get the phone. That doesn't seem like a very clever business approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____

It's the same with internet/cable.

If you're a "new" subscriber you pay like half the price.

They prey on people being too lazy and they just keep cutting the check.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (STGfL)

262 209 so guys still look at this, despite free porn everywhere any time you want?
Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 19, 2022 04:58 PM (N/oGZ)

More free porn than you could consume in mulitiple lifetimes and people do onlyfans. It's more personal?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (/6GbT)

263 The straps for the lower half of the swimsuit need to be 1.5-2 inches down to pair better with her hip bones and not emphasize her muffin top.

Posted by: pookysgirl does fashion at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (XKZwp)

264 You think women's romance novels are going to start having shlubby guys with beer guts on the cover instead of Fabio

Now THAT is not going to happen. At least not with any great financial success. Stories about Dad Bot Thor might thrill queer Hollywood but it doesn't do anything for normal women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

265 This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

Her body is consuming the swim suit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (OgrpQ)

266 Killing off babies tend to reduce milk production.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (hOlji)
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They'll reopen those burned-down food plants as Soylent Green plants.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (krQz2)

267 248 At my age, if they are alive, they are too young for me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:01 PM (0z5n0)
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Late into your 29th year, eh?
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (krQz2)

I started my third Lap... 5 years ago...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (oHd/0)

268 As I said. She loses some pounds, she'd be really attractive.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (Qhnrt)

269 She has pretty eyes

Posted by: Tobekiwi at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (SSFfd)

270 Dude I give up ever post I'm making is getting flagged as spam.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2t5+w)

271 262 More free porn than you could consume in mulitiple lifetimes and people do onlyfans. It's more personal?
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (/6GbT)

More risky.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (nIvvp)

272 The point should be that everyone knows about reality. What these magazines , movies , TV and entertainment businesses used to deal in was providing fantasy . Now they want everyone to be miserable.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (oc1LF)

273 And of course Playboy is slapping transgenders on the cover.

My memory is Playboy was doing poorly when Hef's daughter took over and got rid of the nudes...which made it fall apart.

Then they brought the nudes back.

And...now they switched to dudes in dresses? If people aren't going to pay for naked hot women, and they aren't going to pay "for the articles" then who the hell buys pictures of trannies?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

274 i don't know why people even say this, the Swimsuit Issue was not about athletes, it was about models in swimsuits.

It was, but they justified the issue by rhetoric about athletic bodies, being fit, etc. It was their excuse for running cheesecake one issue a year.

Now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

275 Hey. If I'm sitting at the bar and she sat beside me who knows

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

276 Goodness knows I can bellow like a stevedore if necessary, but it's not one of my more endearing qualities.
Posted by: Moki

!

Awww....g'wan.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (arJlL)

277 I was just trying to bring up this whole Overweight with No Chest is a thing for woke lefties.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2t5+w)

278 270 Dude I give up ever post I'm making is getting flagged as spam.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2t5+w)

That one wasn't.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (nIvvp)

279 Almost 300 comments and nobody said "I bet she does butt stuff." yet.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (iDcra)

280 All beauty until your health fails. I'm in the biz of functional health coaching, and this catches up with you when you are in your forties for men and women. Bad gut health, joint pain, sleep issues, muscle/bone loss, diabetes, HBP, no energy, and on and on. Health at any size is bullish!t. But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little.

Posted by: Hazchic at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (eIFmm)

281 That always annoyed me. Subscribe 10 years, get nothing. Sub every year, get the phone. That doesn't seem like a very clever business approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

Sure it was. You stuck around for 10 years didn't you?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (3vQN0)

282 You know when your tv screws up the aspect ratio by trying to make something that is already widescreen widescreenier? That's the cover photo.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (hOAT3)

283 Do women actually like this crap? Or is there just a sizable group of women that like to be thought of as someone who likes this crap? This will all end up being like those lefty politician books that no one reads but everyone can cite the blurbs they're all supposed to know. Bought in bulk by chain book stores and amazon then scrapped.

If I was a mischievous person I'd make a movie that would be marketed as the biggest female empowerment movie ever but actually just be a bro action flick.

The kick-ass-girls would all be there constantly saving the day and doing so effortlessly but the real story would be the men in the background with real conflict, plausible character arcs, and difficulty to overcome.

The blue-haired crowd wouldn't even know what to do with that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (XlZ2m)

284 Beach volleyball?

Posted by: m

Beached volleyball.

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (786Ro)

285 "How can we turn this male-skewing entertainment into something women will like, or which can teach men how to be better women?"

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Can't wait for the reboot of the film As Good As It Gets -- which couldn't get made today -- and the transgender equivalent of Jack Nicholson snarking:

"You make me want to be a better woman."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (qnDek)

286 Hey. If I'm sitting at the bar and she sat beside me who knows
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

Might need a snorkel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Ojefh)

287 You will be made to think she is hot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (R8uWY)

288 I see a business opportunity here.

Posted by: Texican ette at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DBbLv)

289 No offense to Ms. Musk, who looks perfectly fine for a woman of her age, but SI would have been better off featuring somebody like Paulina Porizkova or Liz Hurley as their "older woman" cover model.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (MvHI3)

290
They'll reopen those burned-down food plants as Soylent Green plants.
Posted by: Axeman

Scooper trucks will be electric.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (63Dwl)

291 She has pretty eyes

She does, she has a nice face. I like it, and wish she'd smile, but that's the patriarchy, etc. I don't have a problem with her, except for pretending she's an SI Swimsuit model.

Look I could pose as a nuclear physicist and attack people for doubting me as haters, but I know damn little about nuclear science. It doesn't matter how nice a guy I am or how I would bend in well with ordinary people on the topic. Its about representing yourself or presenting yourself as something you patently are not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

292 274 i don't know why people even say this, the Swimsuit Issue was not about athletes, it was about models in swimsuits.

It was, but they justified the issue by rhetoric about athletic bodies, being fit, etc. It was their excuse for running cheesecake one issue a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

Yep.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (nIvvp)

293 Guys who find Yumi Nu attractive do not have to wait all year to see a girl who looks like her in the SI Swimsuit Issue. They can just go to the beach. Because most girls these days are overweight, and the beaches will be absolutely filled with overweight girls.

Or you could go to Twin Peaks or Hooters. I went to a Twin Peaks in Midland, TX one night. I thought the place had a Rocky Mountain theme. Boy, was I wrong. The girls were all chubby and the lingerie was disgustingly cheap and ill fitting. Plus where they have tattoos, oh my. On the other hand I seemed to be the only person in the place that had this perspective.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (2mSQi)

294 Or...one could just go into any online search engine, type in "hot women in bikinis," gaze upon endless pics of truly hot bikini girls, and forget that SI ever existed...

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (J8sNU)

295 This bitch way too skinny to be attractive.

Posted by: Lizzo at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM (sWM8x)

296 Yeah I have no earthly idea why anyone pays for porn. It’s like paying for bottled water.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (3vQN0)

297 Probably makes a hell of a sammich.

Eh, that'll do, Pig.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (nnp+f)

298 Hey. If I'm sitting at the bar and she sat beside me who knows
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

Might need a snorkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Ojefh)

It's not as if anything special.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (VdGjU)

299 Lena Dunham, next.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (nIvvp)

300 They made a new Marvel woke comic character with the exact same look. Oh that's what's getting me flagged the stupid woke comic character's name. Well it starts with Trail has a B and ends with lazer.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (2t5+w)

301 Sure it was. You stuck around for 10 years didn't you?

No, I never got it. It just seems like you want to encourage customers to want to get the long term subscription to push your numbers, that's called security.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

302 Say, are you about a size fourteen?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (hOAT3)

303 I think some of this tracks to the whole dating app thing. For real success as a female, you have to be a female.

For men, you have to be either super good looking, or willing to sleep with pretty much anything. There has been a massive overinflation of what men find attractive because every woman can have success on Tinder etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (T6NRc)

304 I wonder if theyre doing this to Mexican weathrrgirls. My guess is no.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ill4R)

305 On the other hand I seemed to be the only person in the place that had this perspective.

You go to war with the army you have.

Posted by: vladimir putin at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ppBhU)

306 Trigglypuff.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (nIvvp)

307 I would hammer that cow like a Mexican on a roofing nail.

Posted by: Joe Potatobanger at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (SWHSV)

308 Do women actually like this crap?

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They like having their competition marginalized. Yes.

They don't actually want to be overweight or think overweight is pretty. But love it when their friends put on a lot of weight.

They think they can gaslight the "patriarchy" to where men will somehow find them sexy if they're fat.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (STGfL)

309 @275 N.L. Lurker-don’t forget the bag of flour.

Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (W6qhI)

310 The thing that gets me about the cover shot shown here is she has a visible stomach you can see on each side of the suit, but they photoshopped her stomach flat on the part under the suit. It's nonsensical.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (t6t6M)

311 I'm so glad that same-sex marriage didn't affect me because I didn't get gay-married.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (krQz2)

312 282 You know when your tv screws up the aspect ratio by trying to make something that is already widescreen widescreenier? That's the cover photo.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2022 05:07 PM (hOAT3)

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Or those old distorted fun-house mirrors.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (qnDek)

313 PS - For those who say this never happens in the reverse, you haven't seen the last decade's attempts at rom coms before The Lost City this year...

I mean, Seth Rogan was supposed to be what Charlize Theron wanted?

Owen Wilson for Jennifer Lopez?

Mismatching the attractiveness for the situation seems to be the "idea of the moment".

Posted by: Nova local at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (exHjb)

314 I was just trying to bring up this whole Overweight with No Chest is a thing for woke lefties.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2t5+w)

Lena Dunham is the poster child.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

315 She has pretty eyes
Posted by: Tobekiwi at May 19, 2022 05:05 PM (SSFfd)

She's got those John Candy thighs

Posted by: Kim Barnes 2022 re-release at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (h5TKJ)

316 This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM
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Ouch.
Didn't realize how big she is.
She is morbidly obese.
Again reinforcing the idea that "they" are supporting a die off.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Gqta/)

317 Remember when lefty media critic types used to bitch that sitcoms often had fat guys with hot wives, like Kevin James in King of Queens? If you had a show now with a heifer married to some guy who looked like the Rock, that show would be a critics' darling for that alone.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (9/IeZ)

318 It puts the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Archer at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

319 Upside: She definitely knows how to make a sandwich.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (uWF4x)

320 I would call this Hyper-mega-ultra-Rubenesque.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

321 299 Lena Dunham, next.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:09 PM (nIvvp)

315 I was just trying to bring up this whole Overweight with No Chest is a thing for woke lefties.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:06 PM (2t5+w)

Lena Dunham is the poster child.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (nIvvp)

322 Guys who find Yumi Nu attractive do not have to wait all year to see a girl who looks like her in the SI Swimsuit Issue. They can just go to the beach. Because most girls these days are overweight, and the beaches will be absolutely filled with overweight girls.

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You could walk into almost any dive bar in Scottsdale, AZ and half the women (and every waitress) would be way better looking than this cover model.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (STGfL)

323 Big is beautiful but I see GoLo commercials every 15 minutes.

And the Bigenazis try to cancel every fat celebrity that has lost weight. Freaking sociopaths.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (oc1LF)

324 Well to be fair, what were Cheryl Tiegs' athletic abilities, Synchronized Nipple-popping?
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i don't know why people even say this, the Swimsuit Issue was not about athletes, it was about models in swimsuits.

Posted by: ace at May 19, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)

I forget what year it was, but they brought Tiegs back, late in her modeling career, and I don't think she was the cover model, but prominently featured in the issue.

I recall thinking "jeez, those flappers on the end of her legs, she could move a gunboat with 'em."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (YV6PJ)

325 Vangelis est mort.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (HsAzN)

326 Why do they call them stevedores ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (arJlL)

327 Getting new customers is the hard part. Once they’re in, they tend to stay. That’s why every company has intro goodies for new customers. SI, cell phones, DirectTv, etc. once you’re on the monthly auto plan there is no need to give you free shit.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (3vQN0)

328 I can't figure out being her. You deliberately put on that suit and posed like you're Carol Alt?? You have to know what the reaction will be. Why do this to yourself??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

329
They like having their competition marginalized. Yes.

Here is a hint for all you ladies out there.

Ask your female friends, "Would I look good if I chopped my hair" or "Would I look good if I got a big sleeve tattoo".

If the answer to either is "YES!" she is not your friend and she's probably trying to bang your hubbie/boyfriend/whatever

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

330 Apparently y'all have never seen a Bremelo or a Grotopotamus in the wild.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (a3Q+t)

331 She has a great personality.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (dscaa)

332 It could be worse, she could also be a trans.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (krQz2)

333 Vangelis est mort.

Bolt some tits on his corpse. He can still make the cover of SI.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ppBhU)

334 Vangelis est mort.

Yeah, I was just thinking about his earliest work with Aphrodite's Daughter. Kind of odd but some of it was good.

Upside: She definitely knows how to make a sandwich.

Downside: she'll eat it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

335 Because most girls these days are overweight, and the beaches will be absolutely filled with overweight girls.

Is that why the oceans are rising ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (arJlL)

336 Vangelis: Chariots of Fire and Blade Runner composer dies at 79

BBC

https://tinyurl.com/yc9cuc6k

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (nIvvp)

337 I can't figure out being her. You deliberately put on that suit and posed like you're Carol Alt?? You have to know what the reaction will be. Why do this to yourself??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
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Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (krQz2)

338 I guess Venuses from the stone age are back in style.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (/r6m2)

339 Scratch Dr. Who. The next companion is trans. The world has gone mad.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (MLP3+)

340 Hazchic: "But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."

That's news to me. I've never heard the phrase "cutesy 'dad bods'" before.

But I don't insist women drool over overweight, coroner-tempting flabs of beer gut. I expect women to prefer to view health and unobtainable physiques just like men and not have media lie that all body forms are equally beautiful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (aXxgO)

341 This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

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Holy shit, that's awful.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (DcKNO)

342 Or you could go to Twin Peaks or Hooters.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:08 PM

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In my experience, from back when I was a young man and some T&A was worth overpaying for mediocre food, I found that the attractiveness of Hooters waitresses tended to vary quite a bit by location. When I lived in Long Beach CA? They were all knockouts. When I was stationed in Pensacola, on the other hand, the girls working at the location on the beach were beautiful. The girls working the location by the mall, on the other hand, were rather average at best.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (9/IeZ)

343 Bolt some tits on his corpse. He can still make the cover of SI.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ppBhU)
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There is too much necrotransphobia!

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (krQz2)

344 I'd make her do bondage til she felt frisky.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (0z5n0)

345 As my mother-in-law would say, she has oodles of personality.

Posted by: jeannebodine at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (wbP2K)

346 I look at pictures from the 1970's, not many Americans were overweight.
Not like now.
Was it the smoking? The high fructose corn syrup?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (jTmQV)

347 Personally I'd rather have a girl who's a little chubby over a stick that neurotically obsesses over every calorie and cannot enjoy herself at a meal.

No, its okay I like eating one leaf or lettuce and washing it down with celery water! That will give me all the energy I need to go work out at the gym!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

348 I know a few couples where the wife is younger/better looking then the husband...and in every case he makes a lot of money.

Most women wouldn't really like the converse - where she puts 50+ hours in the office every week and comes home to a hot guy that works a low prestige job...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY)

349 Scratch Dr. Who. The next companion is trans. The world has gone mad.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (MLP3+)
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Yep. They are just checking diversity boxes at this point. They have NO ideas for interesting stories anymore. It's all about *THE MESSAGE*.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (YIVH2)

350 Is that why the oceans are rising ?
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2022 05:13 PM (arJlL)

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heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DcKNO)

351 I have the Aphrodite's Child album - the 666 Revelation of St. John one. Weird, whacky stuff.

I liked his work with Jon Anderson in the late 70s-early 80s.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (HsAzN)

352 Does she date a fat dude? Of course not: https://rb.gy/nx7jst

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM (MpOGS)

353 This one is even worse.
https://is.gd/lx2b9K
Posted by: Jordan61

You're right !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM (arJlL)

354 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE STROGANOF at May 19, 2022 05:14 PM (1IJnB)

Stroganof is spelled with two FF's.

Stroganoff.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM (1DgE4)

355
The people have spoken! Next year's cover will feature Lia Thomas and Tank Abrams scissoring.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (PKmbX)

356 But is it Prokofiev or Prokofieff?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (HsAzN)

357 If I saw her at the gym working out hard and told she is eating a healthy, calorie appropriate diet my opinion of her attractiveness would be totally different than if I saw her sitting on the couch watching Soaps while eating a pint of ice cream and a bag of chips.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (oc1LF)

358 But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little.

I mean, to the extent that's true (which I question), do you want that flabby guy with back hair on the cover of a romance novel or a Fireman calendar? Go be tubby all you want on your own, but don't pretend somehow you're SI Swimsuit material.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

359 I have the Aphrodite's Child album - the 666 Revelation of St. John one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (HsAzN)
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That's a prog classic.

Posted by: Axeman, proghead at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (krQz2)

360 354 Stroganof is spelled with two FF's.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM (1DgE4)

Stroganoffff?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (nIvvp)

361 For those who say this never happens in the reverse, you haven't seen the last decade's attempts at rom coms before The Lost City this year...

I mean, Seth Rogan was supposed to be what Charlize Theron wanted?

Owen Wilson for Jennifer Lopez?

Mismatching the attractiveness for the situation seems to be the "idea of the moment".
Posted by: Nova local
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Women can fall for a man that's not good looking. That's real, I see all sorts of real life "she's way better looking than he is" situations. Money can play a big role with that, especially later in life.

But it's almost unheard of though to see a really good looking guy and an ugly woman as a couple.

Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (STGfL)

362 I am at a “posh” resort in Amelia Island, FL. This is by far the majority of pool-growers, all ages.
Talk about the Covid 19.

Posted by: RI Red at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (A1aWg)

363
Apparently y'all have never seen a Bremelo or a Grotopotamus in the wild.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Bubble Head!

Posted by: Hare lip at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

364 I liked his work with Jon Anderson in the late 70s-early 80s.

I agree, that's some great stuff. 666 is an interesting album but its really uneven.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

365
They like having their competition marginalized. Yes.

They don't actually want to be overweight or think overweight is pretty. But love it when their friends put on a lot of weight.

They think they can gaslight the "patriarchy" to where men will somehow find them sexy if they're fat.
Posted by: Blago at May 19, 2022 05:10 PM (STGfL)

As a woman, I have to say that me and mine HATE this crap! Try to buy pretty clothes and every image is a fat chick shoved in your face. Mass produced clothes no longer fit because they are made for heiffers. I came of age in the 1980's when everyone was 'health conscious' and wanted to look good when they went out. No real woman wants to see other women look hellacious. Or maybe I should say: no conservative women wants to see our beauty standards sink to this.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (l0Cy4)

366 The people have spoken! Next year's cover will feature Lia Thomas and Tank Abrams scissoring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (PKmbX)

I don't think that works if one of them still has a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

367 But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."

Women like men that are built. Men like women that are thin, are more accurately, not obese.

Thin is much, much, much easier then built. If you want to look like the Rock you have to dedicate your life to it. If you want to look like Kate Upton you have to not eat ALL the cheesecake in one serving.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ESjRY)

368 Stroganof is spelled with two FF's.

Stroganoff.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM

Strogan on!
Strogan off!

Posted by: The Stroganer at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (a3Q+t)

369 359 That's a prog classic.

It's in one of those old tyme "fat boy" jewel cases. It's more like an "obese boy" case.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (HsAzN)

370 And yet, this is not quite as stunning and brave as having Joy Behar on the cover and demanding that she's beautiful.

SI are cowards.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (krQz2)

371 i don't know why people even say this, the Swimsuit Issue was not about athletes, it was about models in swimsuits.

Posted by: ace at Ma

yeah, SI said many years ago...female athletes don't have the right aesthetic for bathing suits, sorr bou it. If you want, look at their other magazine when they do the body issue. The female athletes come in all sizes but they're all fucking weird. Meanwhile, the dudes look like greek gods. weird how that works out. dudes doing dude stuff look good. girls doing dude stuff look off.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (OuH7W)

372 Most women wouldn't really like the converse - where she puts 50+ hours in the office every week and comes home to a hot guy that works a low prestige job...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY)

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I've known women who were successful professional types who dated rugged good looking types who were blue collar, but never one who would marry a guy like that.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (9/IeZ)

373 ace makes a great point--a simple point, but one that few think about---MEN aren't allowed to have ANYTHING.
They took sports away with woke nonsense, and now they won't even allow us to look at beautiful women.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)

374 Wonder what these cover models get paid for this?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (nIvvp)

375 152 Next they will put a pregnant man on the cover. You know it's coming. I don't know who buys SI but I'm thinking it's not for the sports.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2022 04:51 PM (vrz2I)

I feel stupid typing this but here goes. Can a man actually get pregnant now? I realize there have been a lot of medical advances but this does not compute.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (cTCuP)

376 Touche, ace!

I'll only add that women's magazines have been feminist for decades, so their focus on empowerment by woke is not much of a change.

Meanwhile, it was only a decade or so ago men's mags celebrated masculinity.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (7obMn)

377 346 I look at pictures from the 1970's, not many Americans were overweight.
Not like now.
Was it the smoking? The high fructose corn syrup?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2022 05:15 PM (jTmQV)

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I blame Big Fork

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (VJsqe)

378 Vangelis
Yanni

Using one name must be a new age Greek thing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

379 Does she date a fat dude? Of course not: https://rb.gy/nx7jst
Posted by: Xander Crews at May 19, 2022 05:16 PM (MpOGS)

Well, a woman's got to watch her chandrasekhar limit.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (0fVbu)

380 I've known women who were successful professional types who dated rugged good looking types who were blue collar, but never one who would marry a guy like that.
Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (9/IeZ

Alpha fucks, beta bucks

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mR6Gs)

381
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (rXie1)

382 362 ... pool-growers
___________________
Haven't you heard about "shrinkage"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (fs1hN)

383 oh, still ip banned, just currently at a diff location.
womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (7obMn)

384 The people have spoken! Next year's cover will feature Lia Thomas and Tank Abrams scissoring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Star

*ahem*
Governor-elect Tank Abrams

Posted by: FOX News Election Desk at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (786Ro)

385 She would be OK if they had put a one piece suit on Her... Looks like they purposely put the worst they could on Her

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (bs+z0)

386 This SI swimsuit cover is a proof point of how everything has gone to complete shit since the 1970s. Anyone remember the posters of Cheryl Tiegs, Lynda Carter, Christie Brinkley, Bo Derek, and the mother of them all, Farah Fawcett.

This latest abomination of a cover is celebration of society as a fucking gulag.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (2mSQi)

387 I'd make her do bondage til she felt frisky.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

What are you going to use for line? 4 inch wire rope?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (Msys3)

388 "358 But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."

Women rate men's looks more strictly, but they don't care about them as much as other stuff.

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (pCXlW)

389 367 But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."

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maybe...just maybe women find different things attractive. It's more about the face than the body.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (OuH7W)

390 366 The people have spoken! Next year's cover will feature Lia Thomas and Tank Abrams scissoring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 19, 2022 05:17 PM (PKmbX)

I don't think that works if one of them still has a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Pretty decent odds it's not just one of them.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (lNHqD)

391 So, SI has fully morphed into just another fetish mag. Meh.

Posted by: Tight5 at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (bC8/G)

392 She looks kind of like an Ur Eve Earth Mother type.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (nIvvp)

393 She's fat, she has cellulite and the minute she takes that suit off she'll have a panniculus that hangs down six inches.

Beautiful she is not.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (cTCuP)

394 Wonder what these cover models get paid for this?
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (nIvvp)

Gift cards to restaurants

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (mR6Gs)

395 Eh, there is great stuff for men all over the internet. The legacy stuff like Magazines and network TV sitcoms yeah they've all been taken over by idiots and lunatics, but they're dying out anyway. Nobody cared if someone made the buggy whips pink when the Model T came out.

I mean its pathetic and stupid, and clearly an attempt to demasculinize culture, but they only control the stuff that's dying out and pointless anyway. Nobody has cared what Sports Illustrated was doing with the swimsuit issue since the 90s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

396 It's in one of those old tyme "fat boy" jewel cases. It's more like an "obese boy" case.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 19, 2022 05:18 PM (HsAzN)
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I've listened to it a couple of times on Spotify.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (krQz2)

397 I blame Big Fork
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (VJsqe)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (bs+z0)

398

ffffolkes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

399 I feel stupid typing this but here goes. Can a man actually get pregnant now? I realize there have been a lot of medical advances but this does not compute.
Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (cTCuP)

Calvin Klein is using some pregnant tranny chick who is pretending to be a dude in their ads now.

https://is.gd/Dp2chE

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DRSnL)

400 I think that's the first magazine cover that photoshopped IN cellulite ripples. Yich.

Posted by: Zek at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (OzNIz)

401 She'll certainly have the last laugh during our upcoming food crisis.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (DcKNO)

402 Well, a woman's got to watch her chandrasekhar limit.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM (0fVbu)

I was told there'd be no math. I demand a refund on my premium membership.

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (MpOGS)

403 Can a man actually get pregnant now?
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We're working on a specialized formula just for butt-babies.

Posted by: Abbott Nutritian at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (sWM8x)

404
Meanwhile, it was only a decade or so ago men's mags celebrated masculinity.
Posted by: Lizzy
-----------------

Is this Lizzy, Lizzy unbanned?
Welcome back from perdition.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Gqta/)

405 She looks kind of like an Ur Eve Earth Mother type.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (nIvvp)

she would immediately double her attractive scale if she at least had Big Tits to off- set that gut somewhat

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (mR6Gs)

406 It's just over and over and over again. "How can we turn this male-skewing entertainment into something women will like, or which can teach men how to be better women?"

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM

Based on Women of the Year awards and woman's sports, men already are better women!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (b2nrj)

407 Does Yumi date fat guys? If you are going to use yourself for this kind of messaging than we need to know if she lives up to her own standard.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (xPl2J)

408 Women rate men's looks more strictly, but they don't care about them as much as other stuff.
Posted by: goodluckduc

yeah, all the dating sites now know that only 10% of men are attractive. So, bitches built like Yumi Nu get to act super selective. online.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (OuH7W)

409 But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."
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Yes. "Get away with". It hasn't been outlawed yet.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (krQz2)

410 Looks like they purposely put the worst they could on Her

Yeah but look at the bizarre suits they put on the WNBA players. Part of the purpose of the swimsuit edition is to sell swimsuits, and companies have to do something different and "new" that their queer designers came up with. And they hate women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

411 Pierce Bronson's wife was a surprise. Not ugly but definitely a normal middle aged mom.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oc1LF)

412 Vangelis
Yanni

Using one name must be a new age Greek thing.
Posted by: Mark1971

Nah, it's been around for awhile.

-- Zombies Apollo, Prometheus, Zeus

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (Msys3)

413 Drought and famine resistant.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ill4R)

414 Biden job disapproval among Hispanics hits 60%, just 26% approve: poll

https://tinyurl.com/47mpt456

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (NpAcC)

415 Well, if this chick is cover model material, I must be smoking hot.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (8548M)

416 I have concerns that Yumi's suit doesn't offer full coverage out back. This is not good.

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (VJsqe)

417 La eyes with an Oakland butt.

Posted by: redenzo at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (E7vND)

418 Would they put Brian Stelter on the cover of a woman's magazine as a model of male beauty?

If not, why not?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (mR6Gs)

419 Calvin Klein is using some pregnant tranny chick who is pretending to be a dude in their ads now.

https://is.gd/Dp2chE
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DRSnL)

Oh, good lord!

So smoke and mirrors

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (cTCuP)

420 I like how the cover model looks bored. Nice job SI. Just standing there like a lump.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (rjpjQ)

421 I have feeling this is all part of the Intersectionaly craze of the Marxists, have to include overweight and not that attractive.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (2JoB8)

422 The SI swimsuit issue impact was always overstated. It was really only a thing for 13-yr old males whose only alternative was the underwear section of the Sears catalog. Once free internet porn became available, SI became irrelevant. Thus the desperate efforts at attention: trans models last year, chubby chicks and a grandmother this year.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (La6gB)

423 Pierce Bronson's wife was a surprise. Not ugly but definitely a normal middle aged mom.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oc1LF)

She didn't always look like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (DRSnL)

424 A nice Barrett and a well appointed battle belt with and she's gud 2 goh.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (MkuC5)

425 401 She'll certainly have the last laugh during our upcoming food crisis.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:22 PM (DcKNO)

Unless she's the "new food".

Posted by: Thrawn at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

426 She'll certainly have the last laugh during our upcoming food crisis.
Posted by: Seems Legit

If she doesn't end up in the BBQ pit first.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Msys3)

427 411 Pierce Bronson's wife was a surprise. Not ugly but definitely a normal middle aged mom.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oc1LF)

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She was a slender, knockout when he met her. I think she has some kind of issue, like a thyroid problem or some other deal, can't remember.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (DcKNO)

428 I have concerns that Yumi's suit doesn't offer full coverage out back. This is not good.

Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (VJsqe)

Ya, I would imagine she has a little hail damage out back

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (OgrpQ)

429 For those who say this never happens in the reverse, you haven't seen the last decade's attempts at rom coms before The Lost City this year...

I mean, Seth Rogan was supposed to be what Charlize Theron wanted?

The difference is that everyone understands this is bullshit. King of Queens was not marketed to us as proof that fat schlubs get to bang chicks who look like Leah Remini as a general rule or being marketed to chicks who look like Leah Remini as what they should find desirable in a man. It's an apples to oranges comparison with the SI Swimsuit cover.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ppBhU)

430 Tom Brady has a old dad body which I found hilarious. Dude has a personal cook and is a top athlete but has zero definition.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (oc1LF)

431 Like the "Manstore" joke doesn't have any basis in reality, right?

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (krQz2)

432 I like how the cover model looks bored. Nice job SI. Just standing there like a lump.

I think some women consider that their "smouldering" look, like they're sexy. Instead they just look bored, like you said.

But if the male photographer tells her to smile, that's a sexist attack

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

433 386 This SI swimsuit cover is a proof point of how everything has gone to complete shit since the 1970s. Anyone remember the posters of Cheryl Tiegs, Lynda Carter, Christie Brinkley, Bo Derek, and the mother of them all, Farah Fawcett.

This latest abomination of a cover is celebration of society as a fucking gulag.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (2mSQi)

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Mental illness has become the only "virtue.*

Since the 90s with the treasonous grifting Clintons darkening the White House, I've been saying this will be known as the Age of Irrationality ... but I never imagined the depth & breadthof the insanity on the brink of destroying us all.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (qnDek)

434 >> But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little."

Probably already mentioned, but unreasonable female beauty standards have been enforced by women as much as men in fashion and entertainment. You think Ana Wintour or Helen Gurley Brown couldn't have put fatties on their mag covers if they wanted to?

Spoiler alert -- it served them well to make women feel fat and unattractive, needing their mags to tell them how to "do better", be better.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (7obMn)

435 Pierce Bronson's wife was a surprise. Not ugly but definitely a normal middle aged mom.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oc1LF)

But she was well-proportioned--huge bust and shapely, round--if large-- ass.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

436 She'll certainly have the last laugh during our upcoming food crisis.
Posted by: Seems Legit

If she doesn't end up in the BBQ pit first.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Msys3)

She could feed a platoon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (Ojefh)

437 the last 15 years have seen woke employees start complaining bitterly about their customers.

video games are played by boys, yucky
sports are enjoyed by men, boo
women are enjoyed by men, how dare they

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (OuH7W)

438 They also picked the most deliberately unflattering bathing suit to accentuate the ripply, cellulity hugeness of her upper thighs. For just a little more SJ thumb-in-your-eye.

Posted by: Zek at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (OzNIz)

439 1 Her face is not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2022 04:34 PM (3NKiY)

___________________

Her face is caked with make-up...photoshopped, airbrushed and tint darkened. If you met this woman in person you would not recognize her.

Posted by: Orson at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (iA3kn)

440 also...

Yumi Nu...I don't think her native land, whatever it is...appreciates that whale. We're supposed to be impressed she's foreign?

she fat and she's filtered. who cares.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (OuH7W)

441 Well, a woman's got to watch her chandrasekhar limit.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2022 05:19 PM

Talk about white dwarf privilege!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (a3Q+t)

442 Sport Illustrated missed a huge opportunity by not putting Amber Heard, aka Herd the Turd, on the cover. Lesbian, check. Woke as fuck, check. Hates men, check. Skinny - oh wait, she would need to fatten up first. Never mind.

Speaking of Herd the Turd, why would a lesbian marry a man? I can think of one reason: a strategic move to advance a career and net worth. It is no surprise she went all psycho on him for the start even when you factor in that Depp would be challenging under optimal conditions such as his first wife.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (2mSQi)

443 Correct me if I'm wrong ladies but confidence and a sense of humor / funny is higher on the list than looks.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (oc1LF)

444 creeper: "I feel stupid typing this but here goes. Can a man actually get pregnant now? I realize there have been a lot of medical advances but this does not compute."

Is that a real question? Really?

Gah. The ~~Water~~ BS Torture Test is starting to have an effect. Please, for the love of God, resist the Commies!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (aXxgO)

445 looksa like one ov dos dings hangin in da deli

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (us2H3)

446 The difference is that everyone understands this is bullshit. King of Queens was not marketed to us as proof that fat schlubs get to bang chicks who look like Leah Remini as a general rule or being marketed to chicks who look like Leah Remini as what they should find desirable in a man. It's an apples to oranges comparison with the SI Swimsuit cover.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ppBhU)
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Besides, just like Kevin James, you got the idea that Doug went wide when he stopped being a jock.

That pattern is common enough in life.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (krQz2)

447
Vangelis
Yanni

Using one name must be a new age Greek thing.
Posted by: Mark1971

Nah, it's been around for awhile.

-- Zombies Apollo, Prometheus, Zeus
Posted by: Tonypete

Don't forget Play-Doh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

448 420 I like how the cover model looks bored. Nice job SI. Just standing there like a lump.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (rjpjQ)

Whereas Kim Kardashian is truly making love to the camera.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (nIvvp)

449 As my Navy shipmates would say: "You could love that woman all night and not kiss the same spot twice."

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (FUoOh)

450 Once free internet porn became available, SI became irrelevant. Thus the desperate efforts at attention: trans models last year, chubby chicks and a grandmother this year.

Right. They used to be something special, now its just "Meh, dressed women? I can get 9000 nude hotties with a mouse click" so they are desperate for attention. They tried body painting a few decades ago, but honestly there's nowhere they can go now to match the competition. So this is what they are trying, like a business failing and having stunt events like clowns and fireworks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI)

451 Next year's SI cover model: Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2022 05:28 PM (xPl2J)

452 Does Victoria's Secret still have a catalogue?
What are they up to these days? Amputees? Colostomies?

Posted by: Zek at May 19, 2022 05:28 PM (OzNIz)

453 Speaking of Herd the Turd, why would a lesbian marry a man? I can think of one reason: a strategic move to advance a career and net worth.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (2mSQi)

Yep. Notice how she is back to chicks now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DRSnL)

454 414 Biden job disapproval among Hispanics hits 60%, just 26% approve: poll

https://tinyurl.com/47mpt456
Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (NpAcC)

Holy cow! Gonna keep the fraudsters busy this November. You're talking millions of votes.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (cTCuP)

455 Besides, just like Kevin James, you got the idea that Doug went wide when he stopped being a jock.

That pattern is common enough in life.
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:27 PM (krQz2)

Good point.

A lot of couples in their 30's or 40's where one is overweight, or the guy is bald--they didn't look like that in High School when they met.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (mR6Gs)

456 Ouch.
Didn't realize how big she is.
She is morbidly obese.
Again reinforcing the idea that "they" are supporting a die off.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Gqta/)

I wonder if Ms Nu gets told about BMI by her physician and if her physician is a hater because of it.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (xhaym)

457 Besides, just like Kevin James, you got the idea that Doug went wide when he stopped being a jock.

That pattern is common enough in life.

"I scored 4 touchdowns in one game!"
--Al Bundy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

458 She's more attractive when she speaks in her native Narwhal.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (sWM8x)

459 Especially with guys in line positions. When they stop working out like a jock and continue eating like a footballer, the Kevin James thing happens.

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (krQz2)

460 She could feed a platoon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2022 05:26 PM (Ojefh)

they always look bigger in the field than in the freezer

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

461 I disagree they wont let men have the Playboy we want. We dont want any Playboy any more, so it isnt profitable, so it was sold to the communist left.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (WYeet)

462 Women find 80% of men on dating sites "below average". For men it is 50%...which is about accurate obviously.

Pop culture has persuaded American women that they can get a hot billionaire that will do think up every romantic thing a hollywood script writer can...and do them on a regular basis.

Needless to say the difference between the mass media promise and the real world options has caused...significant unhappiness.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (ESjRY)

463 Yumi? No...(did her mother give her that name? Or is it another one of those "Stage" names/Twitter handles)
"Sports Illustrated"...What Sport is she supposed to be Illustrating?

Posted by: Birddog at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (uAI4S)

464 414 Biden job disapproval among Hispanics hits 60%, just 26% approve: poll
_________________
Dump Kamala, name a Mexican weather girl VP.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

465 458 She's more attractive when she speaks in her native Narwhal.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 19, 2022 05:29 PM (sWM8x)

Ha!

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (nIvvp)

466 H.R. 7688, would let President Joe Biden declare an “energy emergency.”

Such an emergency would empower the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) to target people who sell fuel at a price judged “unconscionably excessive” or that “indicates the seller is exploiting the circumstances related to an energy emergency to increase prices unreasonably.”

That presidential emergency proclamation would last 30 days but could be renewed indefinitely “as the president deems appropriate.”

The bill also prioritizes FTC enforcement actions against firms with $500 million or more in annual wholesale or retail consumer fuel sales.

While 217 Democrats voted for the bill, 203 Republicans and four Democrats voted against it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (R8uWY)

467 Pop culture has persuaded American women that they can get a hot billionaire that will do think up every romantic thing a hollywood script writer can...and do them on a regular basis.

Worse, its convinced them that they DESERVE a man like that, and must not settle for less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

468 Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (7obMn)

Ace unbanned you!

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (cTCuP)

469 "Nobody cared if someone made the buggy whips pink when the Model T came out."

What is the whip for? LOL

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (pCXlW)

470 >>>But, men have been able to get away with their cutesy 'dad bods' and we have been forced to be OK with it, so back at ya - a little.

No one is stuffing a dad bod in speedos on play girl, or the cover of a romance novel or wherever you chicks go to look at hot guys....and "expecting" you to find it attractive. As to what constitutes dad bod, pretty much anything not lean and not fat is where that lies; If that standard were applied to women (and it was in the 60s and 70s) there would be much much screaming.

So yeah men have to work a *lot* harder to be considered "attractive".

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (2t5+w)

471 My gov reminds me of Sid Vicious.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (0z5n0)

472 I'm an 'ette but no, no, no.

Has the whole world gone to hell? Let the guys have some eye candy FFS.

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (79p/O)

473 Give me your best "I can't believe I ate that whole lasagna and I'm still hungry" look.

Posted by: SI Photographer at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (kyWWM)

474 maybe for the ladies

Fetterman in a speedo

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (us2H3)

475 468 Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (7obMn)

Ace unbanned you!
Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:31 PM (cTCuP)

383 oh, still ip banned, just currently at a diff location.
womp, womp!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (7obMn)

Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (nIvvp)

476 Fetterman in a speedo

If you painted him green he'd be a believable live action Shrek.

Well an evil live action Shrek

Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (ESjRY)

477 430 Tom Brady has a old dad body which I found hilarious. Dude has a personal cook and is a top athlete but has zero definition.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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You can go for looks or
you can go for function.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (Gqta/)

478 474

REDACTED,

You will pay for my eye bleach!

Posted by: mpfs at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (79p/O)

479 In the 70s and up until the late 90s, early 00s being fat was not celebrated. So people did their best not to be fat. Then the woke brigade took over and now obese is hip and hot. So people are like fuck it why work at being thin? I’ll eat whatever I want, sit on my ass all day and be celebrated. Hence 2/3 of Americans are fat.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (3vQN0)

480 Latest Beta Marvel...I Run Man...he/her squeaks and flees from EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Birddog at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (uAI4S)

481 >>They also picked the most deliberately unflattering bathing suit to accentuate the ripply, cellulity hugeness of her upper thighs. For just a little more SJ thumb-in-your-eye.

Sadly, not true.
Check out Lizzo's instagram feed, if you dare.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (7obMn)

482 I agree about the airbrushing. They airbrush and "take in" enough of rather hot actresses, there's no way they didn't do as much as they could to her *cover* photo, but still leave the impression of "plus-size".

Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (krQz2)

483 nood

GHOST OF ENDOR update

Posted by: Hands at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (786Ro)

484 Rep. Frank Pallone (D-N.J.) argued that House Republicans were mischaracterizing the scope of the legislation.

“We’re not giving the FTC the authority to set the price,” he said.

Yet the bill itself defines violations in terms of “unconscionably excessive” prices, raising questions about how the benchmark for such a judgement would be set, and by whom.

Pallone also claimed that “the problem is oil companies don’t want to increase production.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (R8uWY)

485 they aint made the beach that can hold me

Posted by: YUM YUM at May 19, 2022 05:33 PM (us2H3)

486 Could have been worse. SI could have put DOCTOR Jill and Jenny Pflapjacks in swimsuits on the cover.

Posted by: NO! Anything but that! at May 19, 2022 05:34 PM (BZUab)

487 OK, will say something nice:

It's nice to see that Yumi has not covered herself in random tattoos (the kind that look like graffiti).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:34 PM (7obMn)

488 No one is stuffing a dad bod in speedos

//

good point. the dad point thing is just a cultural cope for the diverging tastes of ghey men and actual women.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:34 PM (OuH7W)

489 430 Tom Brady has a old dad body which I found hilarious. Dude has a personal cook and is a top athlete but has zero definition.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:25 PM (oc1LF)

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Brady has a very unorthodox training regimen. He doesn't lift weights. He trains largely for endurance and flexibility, does a lot of body weight exercises and resistance bands.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:34 PM (9/IeZ)

490 Pierce Bronson's wife was a surprise. Not ugly but definitely a normal middle aged mom.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter Wynette at May 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oc1LF)

She didn't always look like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 19, 2022 05:24 PM (DRSnL)

I don't understand then, why didn't he dump her after she got old?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (YV6PJ)

491 383 oh, still ip banned, just currently at a diff location.
womp, womp!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2022 05:20 PM (7obMn)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2022 05:32 PM (nIvvp)

Heh. There's more than on way to skin a cat.

Anyway, he said on the last thread he was going to unban you or look into unbanning you or something like that.

Posted by: creeper at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (cTCuP)

492 SI: The Co-Morbidity Issue

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (kyWWM)

493 486 Could have been worse. SI could have put DOCTOR Jill and Jenny Pflapjacks in swimsuits on the cover.
__________________

Crap! why didn't we think of that! Call their agents, 2023 cover is gonna be lit!

Posted by: SI Editors at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (fs1hN)

494 Apparently y'all have never seen a Bremelo or a Grotopotamus in the wild.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2022 05:12 PM

The majestic Dependapotamus, well known to anyone who ever wore a uniform.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (RkC6l)

495 >>>Once free internet porn became available, SI became irrelevant.

Well also the decline of the red blooded sports fanatic that loves sports so much the want a magazine that talks about it. Swimsuit edition in the "After the championships before the new seasons" edition was a welcome sort of reset. SI used to make sure it was part of every ad.

You can thank wokesports for that.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 19, 2022 05:35 PM (2t5+w)

496 477 430 Tom Brady has a old dad body which I found hilarious. Dude has a personal cook and is a top athlete but has zero definition.

////

actually, this is my point. Tom has a chiseled face. His body is functional. The ladies prefer the face and the hair. and the job and the status. His diet got him that thing that most men lose after 17, his chin and cheekbones.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (OuH7W)

497 464 414 Biden job disapproval among Hispanics hits 60%, just 26% approve: poll

But they will still vote D because Republicans are white supremacists and icky. This is so much like 2020 when blacks were going to finally walk off the Dem plantation. Until they didn’t.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (3vQN0)

498 H.R. 7688, would let President Joe Biden declare an “energy emergency.”

Such an emergency would empower the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) to target people who sell fuel at a price judged “unconscionably excessive” or that “indicates the seller is exploiting the circumstances related to an energy emergency to increase prices unreasonably.”

That presidential emergency proclamation would last 30 days but could be renewed indefinitely “as the president deems appropriate.”

The bill also prioritizes FTC enforcement actions against firms with $500 million or more in annual wholesale or retail consumer fuel sales.

While 217 Democrats voted for the bill, 203 Republicans and four Democrats voted against it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Great. With unlimited renewals for FJB. This bill is a short cut to imposing the Green New Deal and skipping over all the riots. This bill leads to immediate shortages and to rationing. From there it isn't too big a stretch to banning gasoline cars (plus guns). We be in waters full of sharks.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (2mSQi)

499 Brady has a very unorthodox training regimen. He doesn't lift weights. He trains largely for endurance and flexibility, does a lot of body weight exercises and resistance bands.
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Probably saved his back by doing that.

Posted by: SI Editors at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (fs1hN)

500 I think she's attractive, but I also think a 3 handicapper is a really good golfer. But I also know that everyone on the PGA tour is better than that 3 handicapper, so you'd never put that guy on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Then why put a women on the cover of the swimsuit edition who's not anywhere near one of the hottest swimsuit models?

Posted by: Wally at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (2BEQ8)

501 From my own experience (and I'm sure Kevin James) it's difficult to adjust eating habits after transitioning your body from weapon to non- weapon. I used to need 3 to 4k calories daily, just to break even. Now, I doubt I require half that, but I still want it- hence fat. Mrs. Bob, otoh, is still pretty as a picture, at least to me.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 19, 2022 05:37 PM (w5PCg)

502 459 Especially with guys in line positions. When they stop working out like a jock and continue eating like a footballer, the Kevin James thing happens.
Posted by: Axeman at May 19, 2022 05:30 PM (krQz2)

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Surprisingly enough, the opposite frequently happens with OLs. Many of them have to eat ridiculous amounts to maintain 300+ pound bulk. When they don't need to do that anymore, they slim down quite a bit. Guys like Alan Faneca, Matt Birk, Kyle Turley, and Jeff Saturday became downright slim in retirement.

Posted by: radar at May 19, 2022 05:38 PM (9/IeZ)

503 Anybody think about catching one. See what flushes their blood and puts color in their cheeks.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 19, 2022 05:39 PM (0z5n0)

504 I haven't seen Dr. Strange 2 yet, but from what I've heard, they basically made him the sidekick in his own movie. Any truth to that?
Is that the current trend? Take a hot property and then sideline the actual main character in favor of the STRONG, EMPOWERED WOMEN?...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2022 04:39 PM (YIVH2)

Yep. Dr Starnge becomes -
Nurse Practitioner Oddball in his own movie.

Plus - the constant irritation of promised action not kept.
We're told Scarlet Witch is so powerful that she can totally remake reality to her liking and could've murdered Thanos all by her own self.
Does she remake reality...Nope. All she does is throw around giant red spitballs. Lame. Ass.
Plus, Nurse Practitioner Oddball revives his zombie self surrounded by an awesome cape composed of the dead and demons. A great battle is coming for sure, dudes!!!
Nope. He gets slapped around immediately so Maria Sue can save the day.
Blargh!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2022 05:40 PM (OK0YZ)

505 Great. With unlimited renewals for FJB. This bill is a short cut to imposing the Green New Deal and skipping over all the riots. This bill leads to immediate shortages and to rationing. From there it isn't too big a stretch to banning gasoline cars (plus guns). We be in waters full of sharks.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga Moon Beams at May 19, 2022 05:36 PM (2mSQi)

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Make Ayn Rand & Orwell Fiction Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at May 19, 2022 05:43 PM (qnDek)

506 Vangelis
Yanni

Using one name must be a new age Greek thing.
Posted by: Mark1971

Look up Vangelis's real name. Vangelis is far easier to pronounce.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 19, 2022 05:47 PM (xPJvm)

507 @178 He's saved like 8 times by the unknown female that was spliced into the show just to have chick power, and she handles most of the plot action.

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Funny thing about her, too. I haven't seen the show, but she's apparently the wife of the primary identity of the main character, Marc Specter. In the comic books, Marc's love interest is a woman named Marlene, and has been for the almost five decades that Moon Knight has existed.

The TV show wife is not named Marlene.

So apparently the writers threw out the established love interest, and shoe-horned in some other woman. Why? Not a clue.

Posted by: junior at May 19, 2022 06:15 PM (FYGBb)

508 Why would anyone want to PAY for porn, esp. soft core, when there is so much free stuff floating around on the internet? Even with a high speed connection, it's like trying to drink Lake Superior using a plastic straw - just ain't no end to it! If you can imagine it, no matter how weird or left-of-left-field, XXX porn of the subject exists somewhere on the internet and you only need a few key words in your search engine to find it. I haven't paid for porn in over 2 decades, most esp. not the weak tea that is Playboy and Sports Illustrated magazines.

Posted by: KennethZevo at May 19, 2022 06:20 PM (OXIaQ)

509 I know this is late by a lot but Ok playing Devil's advocate here. She does carry the weight well. I see no flaps on belly/ waist. Now according to a website her weight is 242 lbs (listed on website as 110 Kg). Height 5 feet 11 inches. That puts her BMI at 33.8 with a classification of Obese.

I know that. BMI is not the end all be all for weight. (Look up Football linemen BMI Obese, but definitely not Obese.

That said, you are correct I can see girls like this at any beach in the USA. Not hot girl summer.

Posted by: Picric at May 19, 2022 06:21 PM (13tTk)

510 Ace is a bit hard in grading other people because they are overweight. Over weight all his life meant not doing so well with the better chicks and then falling for that fasting diet that turned into a bad fad
Dr Strange has now grossed about 700 million worldwide !fter less than 3 weeks

Posted by: Steve at May 19, 2022 06:23 PM (WaBTU)

511 "I want that skin!"

Jame Gumb

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 19, 2022 06:24 PM (2RBkF)

512 It's good to see Time giving sport fucking a nod.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2022 06:27 PM (dp3Bn)

513 Mouth is perfect. I like the hair. She is good looking, but... she'd look better if she lost the weight.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 19, 2022 06:40 PM (vN+oL)

514 Well, don't have to worry about the 13 yo taking the mag and locking himself in the bathroom for 3 hours.

Posted by: Bret in Texas at May 19, 2022 06:41 PM (TfCFC)

515 When is the hq going to have subscriptins?

So we do not have the ads?

Posted by: Y5 at May 19, 2022 06:46 PM (FKHhS)

516 I keep seeing commercials for some new discovery show about people trying to hook up in a jungle, most of the ladies appear to be of the large variety, but i guess that meshes with the jungle animals they'll interact with.

I can see people going "don't judge people who are overweight" but moving all the way to "we must say these satellites addres the most beautiful women in the world" is just another in ther left's plan to make us lie to ourselves about what our eyes see.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 19, 2022 07:56 PM (rmUMU)

517 We had 3 rules of engagement when going to the bar as junior enlisted Marines.

1. If you have standards lower them.

2. Go ugly early; get the best of the worst.

3. No Chick is ugly with your _____ in her mouth

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at May 19, 2022 09:07 PM (kzyjy)

518 You still care about SI because.... ?

Posted by: PlainJane at May 19, 2022 10:07 PM (2Byxi)

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