Prank Cafe

Russian girl is good with balls.

The Triple Lindy (gymnastics version).

Sun-ring in Guatemala.

Very helpful boy. Wait...

This is insane. I thought it was some CGI trick but I guess it's real.

Golden doodle says "Not on my watch, cat."

'Sup?

This is my kind of cardio.

What f*ckery is this?!? Away, away with this f*ckery.

NASA astronaut goes out of space station for some fresh air.pic.twitter.com/ekNxv2yjua
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 18, 2022

WoW but real or CGI? pic.twitter.com/H4y5MjQOco
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 18, 2022

He is such a sweet assistant! 🤗🤗pic.twitter.com/sCLmcWCPb4
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 18, 2022

😂😂pic.twitter.com/Ajt524Rmry
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 16, 2022

Old prank from a more civilized age:

Oh right, I forgot, that was viral marketing for the Carrie remake that failed to make any kind of mark. As is often the case: the ad is better than the movie!

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM

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1 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 07:26 PM (Msys3)

2 That's a hilarious troll that guy pulled.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 07:27 PM (b2nrj)

3 oops - time for Rosary.
biab

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 07:27 PM (Msys3)

4 Good evening to all.

Posted by: Cosda at May 18, 2022 07:28 PM (zOxM6)

5 We've hit $4.80 a gallon for gas.

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2022 07:28 PM (79p/O)

6 Good evening, horde!

I love a rainy night. Nice picture up top.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2022 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

7 Oh, and fuck Sean Hannity and the rest of those nasty bastards.

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2022 07:29 PM (79p/O)

8 That unicycle thing--I was in traffic behind one of those in Columbus. I'd be terrified to be on that tiny thing in four lanes of real vehicles.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2022 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

9 RE: the astronaut getting some fresh air. It looks like he's over the U.S. at the moment...I can see my house from up there!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2022 07:30 PM (K5n5d)

10 Also, he had a messenger bag, surprising no one.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2022 07:30 PM (OX9vb)

11 Yakky Doodle saved by Golden Doodle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

12 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 18, 2022 07:31 PM (l2DCN)

13 Space is so quiet without a soundtrack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 I had cataract surgery today and my vision is mostly clear in my left eye for the first time in I have no idea how long. Boy, do I need to clean my house.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2022 07:32 PM (MzKgG)

15 Also, he had a messenger bag, surprising no one.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2022 07:30 PM

There are messenger bags, and there is the J. Crew Messenger Bag.

Loyal blogophiles accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)

16 We've hit $4.80 a gallon for gas.
Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2022 07:28 PM (79p/O)

It was $4.69 when I left for work this morning. $4.79 when I got home an hour and a half ago. Now heading out to dinner and it's $4.89.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 07:34 PM (tDhhX)

17 Juggling Gal could make a mint online if she did it naynay and used other things besides her hands.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2022 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

18 Space is so quiet without a soundtrack.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 07:32 PM

* scream! *

Posted by: Marcel the Mime at May 18, 2022 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

19 Ima thinking the prank guy is going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.

Also, Latino Doggie is 10x smarter than our President.

Also also -- Fartclam.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2022 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

20 5 We've hit $4.80 a gallon for gas.
Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2022 07:28 PM (79p/O)

Paid $5.99 for the cheapest gas in my little town in Central Calif today.

Over $100 to fill the truck up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

21 That's some SyFy-level CGI in that wind turbine vid.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Would hang that photo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM (Ijkw6)

23 I don't think the staple in finger guy thought it was going to take her that long.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM (qH6FZ)

24 USA currently exporting 100 million gallons per DAY of gasoline diesel JP5 per day.

Posted by: Steve at May 18, 2022 07:38 PM (G8ZKK)

25
Also also -- Fartclam.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

i saw Fartclam open at the donkey show at the HoochieCoochie in Juarez, 1981

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 18, 2022 07:39 PM (UgAdJ)

26 The elaborate prank I was ever involved with was with a boss who wore a Totes rain hat to work every day, rain or shine.
He hung it on a hook in his office.
We replaced it daily with identical, smaller ones, and then cracked up as he tried to get them on his head.
This went on until he fired all of us.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2022 07:40 PM (jTmQV)

27 Tesla was removed from the S&P ESG index, which does have Exxon Mobil in it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 07:40 PM (b2nrj)

28 Ace another great picture

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

29 USA currently exporting 100 million gallons per DAY of gasoline diesel JP5 per day.
Posted by: Steve at May 18, 2022 07:38 PM (G8ZKK)
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Probably due to promises made to Germany to get them to drop Russia as an oil supplier.

If so, this is the predictable impact. Brandon did that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 18, 2022 07:40 PM (Ijkw6)

30 Evening.

Back from dinner.

Ate too much.

Going to die.

Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:41 PM (1Yy3c)

31 Some small wisdom for today -

As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn’t go

Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 18, 2022 07:42 PM (icI8A)

32 Carrie does coffee.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

33 gymnist link doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2022 07:43 PM (E0NVW)

34 Pizza tonight.
I miss the east coast for Italian.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 07:43 PM (anj39)

35 I don't think the staple in finger guy thought it was going to take her that long.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM (qH6FZ)
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My wife would have hit me in the face with the dikes within one second after the first time I moved my finger from that "staple."

Posted by: Totally fake at May 18, 2022 07:43 PM (o0I+B)

36 Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Broseidon at May 18, 2022 07:42 PM (icI8A)

Also useful advice when you don't want your woman to find out about the side piece.

Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:44 PM (1Yy3c)

37 Katya is a cutie as well as a juggler

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 07:45 PM (2JoB8)

38 I found the source for the top pic. Its a very nice cgi work:

https://tinyurl.com/Strtr4in

3rd down. Its a larger version without being cropped which I admit doesn't look as impressive as the top one.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 07:45 PM (0fVbu)

39 Ate too much.

Going to die.
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:41 PM (1Yy3c)

Alka Seltzer to the rescue!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 07:45 PM (tDhhX)

40 Triple Lindy link just comes back to the blog.

Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:46 PM (1Yy3c)

41 Electric unicycle is going to be lit!

The lawsuits should pay for a new house to replace the one I have in Hawaii as well as line the democrat money coffers.

Thanks!

Posted by: John Morgan, democrat super lawyer at May 18, 2022 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

42 Alka Seltzer to the rescue!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 07:45 PM (tDhhX)

I'm self medicating with a cigarillo.

Oh. And Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:47 PM (1Yy3c)

43 I aint no Hairyback Guy, I aint no Hairyback Guy...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 18, 2022 07:47 PM (Wg1SU)

44 The 'Sup rat in the hoodie video...

When I lived in DT Seattle and rode the bus all the time:

There was one bus route that took me past a methadone clinic. I can assure you the bus riders, as we got closer to the clinic, became more interesting, a predicate you need to interpret carefully. One of the later riders was a young woman who traveled with a white rat and allowed to it to run across her body in ways I wish I could forget. Since then, Seattle has become infinitively less livable.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2022 07:47 PM (HyZXD)

45 I see guys on those electric unicycles around here.
Kind of freaky watching them go up and down hills.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2022 07:48 PM (jTmQV)

46 It was merely a two word review for She-Hulk which just said

Shit-Hulk

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 07:48 PM (dscaa)

47 I don't think the staple in finger guy thought it was going to take her that long.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM

Blonde. It's not a hair color, it's a state of mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

48 Bird revenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5QstPqWreI

Posted by: DaveA at May 18, 2022 07:49 PM (FhXTo)

49 Triple Lindy link just comes back to the blog.
Posted by: Robert

Triple. Maybe you have to click it twice more.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

50 Juggling girl vs. me walking up to the house with a cup of coffee in one hand and groceries in the other. I just need to get keys out and unlock the door. No problem! [Narrator: there was a problem]

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 07:51 PM (0fVbu)

51 Is that a video of the windmills of Joe's mind?

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 07:51 PM (vrz2I)

52 >>The elaborate prank I was ever involved with was with a boss who wore a Totes rain hat to work every day, rain or shine.
He hung it on a hook in his office.
We replaced it daily with identical, smaller ones, and then cracked up as he tried to get them on his head.
This went on until he fired all of us.

Years ago I worked in a building where the offices were made with metal studs and metal section dividers that wallboard was slid into to create walls. One section was split in half with wallboard and a door.

While the regional manager was on vacation we took that section out and replaced it with solid wallboard so there was way into his office. We all got to the office early that Monday morning and hid in the cubes to watch him try to figure out what the hell was going on. He was like one of the monkeys in 2001 confronted with the monolith. He just kept touching it like it was a magic wall.

It's the simple things in life.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

53 Tried 3 times but just keeps coming back here

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB8)

54 Guinea pig doodie down your back.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 07:53 PM (KeYSV)

55 I don't know why it was me at times, but I am blessed to be an American. Just sayin.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2022 07:53 PM (oWBc3)

56 Minnesotans call snowmobiles "donormobiles". Mostly because the weather keeps your organs in good condition until they find your body.

I think the term would be better for that unicycle thing.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

57 Russian juggler is amazing!
Or are we not supposed to say anything nice about the rooskies?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 07:54 PM (anj39)

58 Happy Anniversary!
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2022 07:47 PM (1Yy3c)

Thanks! Heading out to dinner where I, too, will eat too much.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 07:54 PM (hLd9H)

59 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 07:54 PM (kf6Ak)

60 And then Lorena Bobbit decided the staple joke wasn't funny at all.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 07:55 PM (0fVbu)

61 Probably due to promises made to Germany to get them to drop Russia as an oil supplier.

If so, this is the predictable impact. Brandon did that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 18, 2022 07:40 PM (Ijkw6)

Russia's oil profits up 50% since we did the 'sanctions'.

Europe has caved and is paying them in Rubles.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

62
There's always the airline pilot prank.

Posted by: Totally fake at May 18, 2022 07:56 PM (o0I+B)

63 Or are we not supposed to say anything nice about the rooskies?
Posted by: Diogenes

i am not giving up good vodka just to please the progtards.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 18, 2022 07:57 PM (UgAdJ)

64 Wind turbines, ecologically friendly, clean energy and safe.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 07:57 PM (KeYSV)

65 It's the simple things in life.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Simple prank.
Mouse trap hidden in the slice of pie.
Awesome.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 07:58 PM (anj39)

66 The smartest person i know is Irish, the love of my life is Russian and my favorite DIL is Mexican. The privilege of being American. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2022 07:59 PM (oWBc3)

67 i am not giving up good vodka just to please the progtards.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 18, 2022 07:57 PM (UgAdJ)

Ditto.
Let the progs go worry about getting each other pregnant.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 07:59 PM (anj39)

68 He was like one of the monkeys in 2001 confronted with the monolith. He just kept touching it like it was a magic wall.
It's the simple things in life.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Simply brilliant....how did he eventually get in?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2022 07:59 PM (R/m4+)

69 Here's a prank:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzznd7n

Not funny, just cruel

Posted by: Da GOP at May 18, 2022 08:00 PM (ONvIw)

70 Nothing to see here; just another US food distribution depot burning down.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/3yankjw7

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 18, 2022 08:00 PM (DTX3h)

71 Has there ever been a more ridiculous group of clowns than the ones 'running' this country right now? And it goes from the top all the way down, the pResident, vice president, the cabinet, and all the agencies.
Looking at these people at their confirmation hearings blows my mind. Fifty years ago they could have all been working for the circus as a sideshow act.
And our newest supreme court justice, who doesn't know what a woman is, and most of the Congress would fit right in with them.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 18, 2022 08:00 PM (dr4Q1)

72 70 no coincidences. But nice to know Mayorkas will keep mexico well fed.

Posted by: Da GOP at May 18, 2022 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

73 53 Tried 3 times but just keeps coming back here
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB

---------------------------------

Maybe the link is forwarded through two other sites before returning here.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2022 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

74 I see more and more of the electric unicycles everyday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:01 PM (lgeFv)

75 71. No. They are bastards, not clowns

Posted by: Da GOP at May 18, 2022 08:02 PM (ONvIw)

76 63 Or are we not supposed to say anything nice about the rooskies?
Posted by: Diogenes
---------------

They have some beautiful women but be careful
they will gut you like a fish.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:02 PM (KeYSV)

77 @40

that's because GNU is not Unix, Robert.

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 08:02 PM (3byMq)

78 Tucker opens with a "I Did That" Brandon sticker.

Comparing us to Venezuela.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 18, 2022 08:02 PM (Ijkw6)

79 Well no time left to sort it out, it's bed time
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)

80 47I don't think the staple in finger guy thought it was going to take her that long.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2022 07:37 PM

Blonde. It's not a hair color, it's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

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Yeah, at some point he realized she wasn't going to figure it out if he kept putting his finger back. Even then it still took her a few moments.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (CAJOC)

81 Russian girl is good with balls.

Any guy saying they didn't open THAT link must turn in his mancard immediately and forever.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (F0YaR)

82 Oh, and Russian girl is a definite 1.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:04 PM (F0YaR)

83 Yeah, at some point he realized she wasn't going to figure it out if he kept putting his finger back. Even then it still took her a few moments.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (CAJOC)

I don't think she ever did.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2022 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

84 One thing the primary in PA proves
Only Democrats cheat.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (KeYSV)

85 Ha, I see the Ministry of Leftist Truths hired a new guy to oversee Scary Poppins and turns out not shockingly a big propagandist too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (lgeFv)

86 Is Figen the ewok's new twatter crush?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (kf6Ak)

87 >>Simply brilliant....how did he eventually get in?

We took it apart and fixed it for him.. The construction was designed to be modular and easy to rearrange so it wasn't that big a deal.

Still makes me laugh thinking about it. He was a great guy and everyone liked him and he knew we were just goofing around with him. This is back when working in a big office was fun and there was no HR.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

88 Still makes me laugh thinking about it. He was a great guy and everyone liked him and he knew we were just goofing around with him. This is back when working in a big office was fun and there was no HR.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

I bet your TPS reports were not up to standard.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at May 18, 2022 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

89 81 Russian girl is good with balls.

Any guy saying they didn't open THAT link must turn in his mancard immediately and forever.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (F0YaR)

I am at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

90 Mexico City's baby formula plant is open. Just the US one is shut

Posted by: Da GOP at May 18, 2022 08:06 PM (ONvIw)

91 We were outside rvhilling and my poor kitteh was scared by German Shepherd barking vid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:07 PM (oc1LF)

92 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womins Reproducktive Health Center thinks childrin of coler should get the baby formerla first over childrin of no coler to be fare and not too introduce racism ..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 18, 2022 08:07 PM (hHyA1)

93 We took it apart and fixed it for him.. The construction was designed to be modular and easy to rearrange so it wasn't that big a deal.
Still makes me laugh thinking about it. He was a great guy and everyone liked him and he knew we were just goofing around with him. This is back when working in a big office was fun and there was no HR.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Excellent! Thanks JackStraw! Always a good prank when the pranked laugh too...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2022 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

94 Wind farms -- safe and effective

Also, that means it's working!

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 08:07 PM (3byMq)

95 Rvhilling ? How is that even a word autocorrect you piece of crap.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:08 PM (oc1LF)

96 I am at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

It's just juggling.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 08:08 PM (b2nrj)

97 just another US food distribution depot burning down

It's not unusual and happens every day. Wait, wut?

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 18, 2022 08:08 PM (Xrfse)

98 I'm not much of a prank person, but once I went onto a coworker's computer, took a screenshot of his desktop and made that his wallpaper, then hid the icons. That was pretty funny. He kept banging his mouse on the desk and swearing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 08:09 PM (F6v1f)

99 Very helpful boy. Wait...

***

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:09 PM (kf6Ak)

100 I am at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

So you can't open any links from here? The Cafe must a pretty boring thread for you. It is SFW, btw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:10 PM (F0YaR)

101 86 Is Figen the ewok's new twatter crush?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:05 PM (kf6Ak)

It is hard to keep up with the number of different trash cans the ewok rummages through. The slut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:10 PM (3NKiY)

102 It was $4.69 when I left for work this morning. $4.79 when I got home an hour and a half ago. Now heading out to dinner and it's $4.89.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 07:34 PM (tDhhX)

Saw $4.99 at Exxon today. Wawa $4.85

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:10 PM (kf6Ak)

103 Yes, but JP how does that whip inflation?

So (gah, I hate that), something, something, glass ceiling bishes!

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 08:10 PM (3byMq)

104 Wind farms -- safe and effective

I hate those things. Killing birds, and destroys the scenery for fifty miles around just so some friggin' city 200 miles away can have more.lights.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 08:11 PM (anj39)

105 Gas in Rapid City, SD $4.15. Up 20 cents since Sunday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 08:12 PM (4ErMj)

106 Yo Mary..... WTF are children of "No Color" ? Transparent or Translucent ???

92 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womins Reproducktive Health Center thinks childrin of coler should get the baby formerla first over childrin of no coler to be fare and not too introduce racism ..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 18, 2022 08:13 PM (hHyA1)

107 Carrie prank really got to some people. The only person standing their ground was the guy in the yellow vest.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2022 08:14 PM (AmoqO)

108 QT non-ethanol 90 in Cedar Park, TX this am $5.23

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 08:14 PM (3byMq)

109 I'm not much of a prank person, but once I went onto a coworker's computer, took a screenshot of his desktop and made that his wallpaper, then hid the icons. That was pretty funny. He kept banging his mouse on the desk and swearing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 08:09 PM (F6v1f)

The guy version happened to my friend. Another of our crazy friends sent him an attachment that was really pornographic pic that he knew he shouldn't have open because it came from our crazy friend but he did and it became his screen saver. He had to unplug his computer and call the IT person to remove it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:16 PM (oc1LF)

110 The Dem's energy policies are a most effective tool for devastating the wealth of the citizens.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 08:17 PM (vrz2I)

111 All the gas stations in the area are holding at the $3.999 price until one blinks, and yay, we're over $4. Stations at the interstate ramps are over $4.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2022 08:19 PM (lz5hY)

112 Gas in Rapid City, SD $4.15. Up 20 cents since Sunday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 08:12 PM (4ErMj)

How is my birthplace doing? One day I plan to go back and see with adult eyes what this six year me saw.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:20 PM (oc1LF)

113 We know these people are evil incompetent cheating liars and having to sit here and watch them do this really is quite infuriating.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 08:20 PM (vrz2I)

114 I'm watching a British docudrama from 2013 called "Blackout", about a nationwide power outage. It's done in a "found footage" style:

https://tinyurl.com/ms9wdk27

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 08:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

115 Breaking News: The Presidential Limo has been changed to a Short Bus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:22 PM (lgeFv)

116 Staple guy has a cute babe, not too smart but cute.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

117 Gas in Rapid City, SD $4.15. Up 20 cents since Sunday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 08:12 PM (4ErMj)

How is my birthplace doing? One day I plan to go back and see with adult eyes what this six year me saw.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:20 PM (oc1LF)

Here for work. It’s a pretty place with a lot to see.
The weather kinda sucks. 48 for the high on Fri with high winds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 08:23 PM (4ErMj)

118 Any guy saying they didn't open THAT link must turn in his mancard immediately and forever.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (F0YaR)

I assumed it was a trap.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 08:23 PM (dscaa)

119 118 Any guy saying they didn't open THAT link must turn in his mancard immediately and forever.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:03 PM (F0YaR)

I assumed it was a trap.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 08:23 PM (dscaa)

*nods with pleasure*

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at May 18, 2022 08:24 PM (3NKiY)

120
Project Veritas doing a comedy event, if you're interested:

https://youtu.be/4XF1m-HUnk4

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 18, 2022 08:24 PM (htEL2)

121 Once the big transporters start slowing down watch the independents park their rigs and then the fun may begin in earnest. Yay!

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 08:25 PM (3byMq)

122 Wally's stopped giving discount for store card, pftt, by Wally.

One station, one station for cash $4.07, by Wally anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:25 PM (KeYSV)

123 We should be getting the "We're All In This Together" gas ration cards any day now. It will come with a Covid test kit and a crack pipe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

124 I'm not much of a prank person, but once I went onto a coworker's computer, took a screenshot of his desktop and made that his wallpaper, then hid the icons. That was pretty funny. He kept banging his mouse on the desk and swearing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 08:09 PM (F6v1f)

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala at May 18, 2022 08:25 PM (dscaa)

125 I missed the last article, but I like that they are making sure everyone knows that there are threats of nationwide violence ahead of the supreme court decision. They keep doing the same thing to Roberts and he blinks every time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:25 PM (3NKiY)

126 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 08:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

Why must you do this to yourself?

Posted by: Kamala at May 18, 2022 08:27 PM (dscaa)

127 Off filthy whore sock

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 08:27 PM (dscaa)

128 So the Dems have a witness today who testified men can get pregnant and give birth.
This is the level of stupidity of our congress.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)

129 Europe has caved and is paying them in Rubles.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

So where do they get the rubles?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 18, 2022 08:28 PM (7BV6+)

130 FJB will allow small incursions into The supreme court building.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2022 08:28 PM (bg3iC)

131 FJB says we should expect limited attacks against judges, but he draws the line at anything more than a moderate attack.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2022 08:29 PM (bg3iC)

132 We are witnessing that human stupidity has no limits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 08:29 PM (4ErMj)

133 130 FJB will allow small incursions into The supreme court building.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
=--------

Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:29 PM (KeYSV)

134 Wind turbines, ecologically friendly, clean energy and safe.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 07:57 PM (KeYSV)

Yeah, riiiight!

Posted by: The bats and the eagles at May 18, 2022 08:30 PM (7BV6+)

135 133 130 FJB will allow small incursions into The supreme court building.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
=--------

Mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:29 PM (KeYSV)

And not prosecuted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:30 PM (3NKiY)

136 *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2022 08:30 PM (3NKiY)

137 Yeah, riiiight!
Posted by: The bats and the eagles at May 18, 2022 08:30 PM (7BV6+)
--------------

If you can feel the earth through your hooves and run like a stallion it's OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:31 PM (KeYSV)

138 Not a whole lotta scoring in this hockey game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:32 PM (lgeFv)

139 Just think , if we have another civil war it will again be a states right issue in regard to an indefensible act.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:32 PM (oc1LF)

140 OK, gotta share this:

The Illinois EPA is starting up a rebate program for people who buy electric vehicles. You can get a maximum rebate of $4,000 if you buy an all-electric vehicle in the next 2 years (hybrids don't count). Apparently there are some folks who want the proposed rules for the program to be revised to insure that "low income" rebate applicants get priority. Which raises the question: just how many "low income" people do they think are going to line up to spend $60,000 or more on an electric vehicle just to get the $4,000 rebate? Unless they define "low income" very loosely to mean "anything less than seven figures" or something like that.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 18, 2022 08:33 PM (9WuX0)

141 This is my theory on people who are good at juggling. So our minds all work out time/space calculus position, velocity, acceleration in real time to varying degrees of success. You don't have to know this but your mind does. But that's only one way to look at things. For juggling I don't think it would be a very effective means for describing a system at all. Our minds, especially practiced expert minds find increasingly more effective means to do things.

If I was describing a juggling system I'd do it all in the imaginary space of frequency and amplitude not time/space. I'm a dynamicist so I'm a bit biased here but that makes sense. So more rhythm and energy not move hands here then there. We probably all operate a bit in both realms cognitively but I bet jugglers really expand on that frequency/amplitude idea into higher order concepts like harmonics and modal response and resonance without even knowing it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 08:33 PM (0fVbu)

142 Half of Joe's twiter followers are bots. The other half are too.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 08:34 PM (vrz2I)

143 wow it was a busy day here, huh ?

if the 70's are back, then I want moar Grateful Dead concerts !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 18, 2022 08:34 PM (mk/Fu)

144 Whore sock was one of the Sweathogs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

145 >>> FJB will allow small incursions into The supreme court building.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2022 08:28 PM (bg3iC)

Just the tip

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 08:35 PM (0fVbu)

146 138 Not a whole lotta scoring in this hockey game.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:32 PM (lgeFv)

Too busy fighting?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 08:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

147 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:37 PM (lgeFv)

148 Vehicles -

Buddy bought a Lexus SUV with a V8 he drives like he's in a hurry and gets 18/22mpg

He bought his wife same vehicle only hybrid. Driving it the same way he gets 30mpg.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:37 PM (KeYSV)

149
So where do they get the rubles?
Posted by: Just the Punchline

Bedrock

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

150 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:37 PM (lgeFv)

If they were playing Philadelphia, they could get frequent Flyer points.

Posted by: The bats and the eagles at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (7BV6+)

151 Thought you said sweatbags.

imagery

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (KeYSV)

152 Okay, I need my kids to go to Poland to learn.

My Keurig stopped putting out water at appropriate levels, but it had no error code or light. So, I was gonna get rid of it. Instead the Polish guest asks for it, takes it downstairs for 30 minutes, and comes back with it working better than it has in months (I think my water was too low for awhile, seeing what he's brewing). He's like "Oh, it was simple - you just had a wet processor, so I took it out and replaced it and it's good as new". So, I let him keep it for now, since we pulled out my spouse's old work one for us to use.

This tinkering/tech understanding amazes me.

Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (exHjb)

153 So the Dems have a witness today who testified men can get pregnant and give birth.

Who are you to question? Love is Love!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (Xrfse)

154 >>No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.

Solid hockey.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

155 143 wow it was a busy day here, huh ?

if the 70's are back, then I want moar Grateful Dead concerts !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted
---------------

I want my old job back

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:39 PM (KeYSV)

156 "He bought his wife same vehicle only hybrid. Driving it the same way he gets 30mpg."

And he is paying 2X to fill it up more than the V8 2 years ago.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

157 FJB will allow small incursions into The supreme court building.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2022 08:28 PM (bg3iC)

Just the tip

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 08:35 PM (0fVbu)

What type of credentials are necessary for incursion.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2022 08:40 PM (AmoqO)

158 Polling firm JMC Analytics has analyzed voter turnout for the 10 states that have held their primaries thus far. Dim turnout increased 3% over 2018, while GOP turnout increased 38%. Of the total votes cast, 60% were cast in GOP primaries.

http://bitly.ws/rnJ8

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 18, 2022 08:42 PM (sWM8x)

159 And he is paying 2X to fill it up more than the V8 2 years ago.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)
-------------

We're all paying 2X no matter what we drive.
My F150 gets 10 in the city.
Man am I happy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:42 PM (KeYSV)

160 Some good news. Our crooked and incompetent Harris county judge Hildago will be indicted .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:42 PM (oc1LF)

161 I have always loved slo motion film

a cameraman that my ex worked with a lot filmed me in slo mo playing foosball in the mid 70's

was so fucking cool to watch

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (us2H3)

162 Prank Cafe

==

FINALLY !

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

163 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (arJlL)

164 The Carrie prank was teh awesome; it would have freaked me out too.

And that GS would make a better VP than Klownala; he can do something useful with his mouth. She just sucks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (F0YaR)

165 What kind of balls is she juggling? Are they a special kind of juggling ball?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (kf6Ak)

166 160 Some good news. Our crooked and incompetent Harris county judge Hildago will be indicted .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
--------------------

Justice somewhere in the USA.
It can happen in your city too.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:45 PM (KeYSV)

167 a cameraman that my ex worked with a lot filmed me in slo mo playing foosball in the mid 70's

was so fucking cool to watch

====

*this guy likes home movies..mkay

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

168 That electric unicycle is pretty cool!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2022 08:45 PM (6Ino6)

169 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Add some obviously faked injuries, and you might even get soccer fans to watch.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

170 150 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at

Sounds gheyer than sperm on a stache!

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (CxDBa)

171 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:37 PM (lgeFv)
~~~~~

I know, right? What fun is that?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (VhE0u)

172 Lena Hidalgo is being indicted? Please tell me it's a felony. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (u73oe)

173 >>> So the Dems have a witness today who testified men can get pregnant and give birth.

Who are you to question? Love is Love!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 18, 2022 08:38 PM (Xrfse)

A real honest scope trial today about "can men get pregnant" and the left would go nutty f'ing bonkers. You wouldn't be able to see through the masses of blue haired freaks shrieking in the streets. What a deranged hyper puritan bunch of closed minded religious zealots the left is. Can you imagine what it would be like?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (0fVbu)

174 "Russian girl is good with balls."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON'T ASSOCIATE RUSSIANS WITH JUGGLING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (aXxgO)

175 Why hasn't Biden converted his Car, Marine 1 , and Air Force 1 to all electric vehicles ????

He is a lying sack of Obama.............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (hHyA1)

176 No fights, no penalties, just alot of skating back and forth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Ice Capades?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (oc1LF)

177 169 you might even get soccer fans to watch.
Posted by: mikeski

170 Sounds gheyer than sperm on a stache!
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them

Sometimes Hordemind is a bit weird.

Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (P1f+c)

178 PEOPLE ! WE ARE IN TROUBLE! MONKEY POX IS HERE !!11! "Massachusetts officials confirm first human case of monkeypox - just as CDC issues warning that it is monitoring outbreak across Europe"

CLOSE EVERYTHING, MAIL IN BALLOTS ONLY !1!!1 !

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)

179 We need us some Hanson Brothers. C'mon!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

180 155 143 wow it was a busy day here, huh ?

if the 70's are back, then I want moar Grateful Dead concerts !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted

I want my old job back

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2022 08:39 PM (KeYSV)

Early to Mid 70's, I was in Junior High and High School (graduated in 77). Then a couple years of college before I joined the Navy in 79.

Now, if I could go back to then KNOWING what I know now? Holy Moley Bat Dude.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

181 Lena Hidalgo is being indicted? Please tell me it's a felony. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (u73oe

Don't know. She gave a press statement today that she expects to be indicted shortly.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:49 PM (oc1LF)

182 Nice quiet evening out there.....

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (arJlL)

183 178 PEOPLE ! WE ARE IN TROUBLE! MONKEY POX IS HERE !!11! "Massachusetts officials confirm first human case of monkeypox - just as CDC issues warning that it is monitoring outbreak across Europe"

CLOSE EVERYTHING, MAIL IN BALLOTS ONLY !1!!1 !
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)
See how easy it is?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

184 But I don't even have any monkeys

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (0fVbu)

185 Telekinetic surprise in coffee shop.

Just gimme my goddam coffee.

Posted by: West at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (QY+6a)

186 wait , we have monkey pox info coming in ... "A number of cases have been detected among gay and bisexual men, with it likely passing on through contact with infectious skin lesions. "

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

187 178 PEOPLE ! WE ARE IN TROUBLE! MONKEY POX IS HERE !!11! "Massachusetts officials confirm first human case of monkeypox - just as CDC issues warning that it is monitoring outbreak across Europe"

CLOSE EVERYTHING, MAIL IN BALLOTS ONLY !1!!1 !
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)

for some reason Businesses in my Central Calif town are masking back up. Not sure if its corporate stupidity, or our Governator said something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

188 Lena Hidalgo is being indicted? Please tell me it's a felony. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

At least they didn't blame it on you.

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (arJlL)

189 Powered Unicycle? Why not just place your head under a car's tire and save time?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (aXxgO)

190 I hate fucking monkeypox.

Posted by: Guy who hates fucking monkeypox at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (vrz2I)

191 165 What kind of balls is she juggling? Are they a special kind of juggling ball?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:44 PM (kf6Ak)

tennis balls work well because they are engineered with exact specifics and they are light

juggling is not that hard if you are fairly ambidextrous

the same motion over and over

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

192 A Democrat witness testifying before the House Judiciary Committee on abortion rights Thursday declared that men can get pregnant and have abortions.

Do that means if I (A biological male) have a child I can get child support from my partner (Female) until the child is 18 ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (hHyA1)

193 186 wait , we have monkey pox info coming in ... "A number of cases have been detected among gay and bisexual men, with it likely passing on through contact with infectious skin lesions. "
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

Yeah, when Taylor said 'you damn dirty rotten Ape!'...

Now we REALLY know what he was talkin bout.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

194 Capades?

Pretty much, except no long legged chicks in rise up leotards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:52 PM (lgeFv)

195 In the '70s I was a skinny kid with a few good friends and we knew an older kid who knew where to score some shitty skunk-weed.

Don't tell Mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

196
A real honest scope trial today about "can men get pregnant" and the left would go nutty f'ing bonkers.

Inherit the Butt Wind

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

197 for some reason Businesses in my Central Calif town are masking back up. Not sure if its corporate stupidity, or our Governator said something.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

it's Ca, so could be anything...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:52 PM (V13WU)

198 The kid with the weed was so much a Wooderson type that I LOLed the first time I saw Dazed and Confused. Drove a red corvette.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

199 Do that means if I (A biological male) have a child I can get child support from my partner (Female) until the child is 18 ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

C'mon, man. Of course it doesn't work that way.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at May 18, 2022 08:54 PM (P1f+c)

200 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

10 bucks a lid

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:54 PM (us2H3)

201 wait , we have monkey pox info coming in ... "A number of cases have been detected among gay and bisexual men, with it likely passing on through contact with infectious skin lesions. "
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

Teh butt-secks can spread loathsome diseases? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 08:54 PM (7BV6+)

202 Teh butt-secks can spread loathsome diseases? Who knew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You mean, who older than me?

Posted by: The Old Testament at May 18, 2022 08:55 PM (P1f+c)

203 Teh butt-secks can spread loathsome diseases? Who knew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 08:54 PM (7BV6+)

I think Herr Doktor Fucky can answer that. But will he?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:55 PM (x8Wzq)

204 I got out of the Navy first time 1970, was a gentleman farmer, equipment operator, homebuilder, truck driver and gypsy helicopter pilot. Went back in the Navy in 1979. Allman Brothers, Lynerd Skynerd, Wet Willie, Steely Dan, Molly Hatchett, .38 Special, Marshal Tucker Band. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Best of times, worst of times.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 08:55 PM (0OP+5)

205 Smallpox vaccine is effective against monkeypox.
*checks arm scar*
*shrugs*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:56 PM (kf6Ak)

206 I really have no idea how Brandon wil handle losing congress

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3)

207 I've seen that "one wheel" being used by kids at KTY's campus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:57 PM (kf6Ak)

208 I really have no idea how Brandon wil handle losing congress

Doesn't matter, everything he does now even with current congress is executive action. Boned, we are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 08:57 PM (lgeFv)

209 I really have no idea how Brandon wil handle losing congress
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3)

Brandon doesn't even know it's Wednesday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)

210 thx for that, vmom ! my scar is still there, too, yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez -gaslighted?, more like napalmed at May 18, 2022 08:58 PM (mk/Fu)

211 the dims in PA are running polls and focus groups to figure out who to let win in the GOP primary

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 08:59 PM (us2H3)

212 "A real honest scope trial today about "can men get pregnant" and the left would go nutty f'ing bonkers. You wouldn't be able to see through the masses of blue haired freaks shrieking in the streets. What a deranged hyper puritan bunch of closed minded religious zealots the left is. Can you imagine what it would be like?"

Probably a lot like the actual Scopes Monkey Trial, which became quite the media circus, complete with actual dancing monkeys.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 18, 2022 08:59 PM (9WuX0)

213 Smallpox vaccine is effective against monkeypox.
*checks arm scar*
*shrugs*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 08:56 PM (kf6Ak)

I was assuming the recipient was one of our lovely foreign visitors that unintentionally overstayed their visa.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:59 PM (oc1LF)

214 I'm 29. I can't see or feel my pox scar. but I know it happened.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)

215 Wait. How do they even know if any child was delivered by the mother or the father? Doesn't that kind of invalidate all child custody law? It might of just been the slutty woman knocking up the poor guy and leaving him pregnant and with a mouth to feed.

Oh no! I finally understand the true terrible meaning of that Kenny Roger's song. 400 children and "the crops in the field"! LUUUUUCIIIIIILLE !!!! DAMN YOOOUU!!! damn you all to hell

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:02 PM (0fVbu)

216 214 I'm 29. I can't see or feel my pox scar. but I know it happened.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Did you tattoo over it?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5)

217 I didn't need the mental image of homos transferring monkey pox through open skin lesions.

At all.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 18, 2022 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

218 Mentioned this morning by JJ, the movie Men (semi-spoiler ahead)...

ends up an exercise in what I guess is Pedowood's latest trope - "Body Horror"?

Not being a fan of horror or for that matter Pedowood itself, I didn't realize this was even going on. I know they delved deep into "Torture Porn" during the Bush years (get it.....?) and now I can only imagine this "Body Horror" thing is meant to both shock but possibly also *desensitize* us??

I wonder why Pedowood would want everyone desensitized to bodily mutilation. This is a real headscratchin' toughie.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

219 RE Staple Trickster

I guess he knows he's sleeping on the couch for the next few days.

And totally worth it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (aXxgO)

220 tik-tok with his f-in pledge pins. needs moar epaulets.

what ever happened to his football toss at the end of the segment?

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (3byMq)

221 Oh no! I finally understand the true terrible meaning of that Kenny Roger's song. 400 children and "the crops in the field"! LUUUUUCIIIIIILLE !!!! DAMN YOOOUU!!! damn you all to hell
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:02 PM (0fVbu)
Or 'Oh Ruby don't take your love to town'. Best Kenny Rogers song was with Dolly Parton, Islands In The Stream.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+5)

222 So where do they get the rubles?
Posted by: Just the Punchline

Probably at the Russia Bank.

"How much are your Rubles?"

"Two Rubles a piece."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 09:07 PM (Msys3)

223 Probably a lot like the actual Scopes Monkey Trial, which became quite the media circus, complete with actual dancing monkeys.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 18, 2022 08:59 PM (9WuX0)

And was a total put-on which the Left still insists was completely real.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 09:07 PM (dscaa)

224 Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Did you tattoo over it?
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5)

I have no tattoos. I and one of my brothers are the only ones who never got tats (3 sisters, 3 brothers)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

225 The funniest video I've watched in a bit.

James O'Keefe attempts to interview Twitter fairy that was caught on tape mocking Elon Musk Asperger's.

Low speed foot chase, comedy club appearance, cursing New Yorkers and more.

https://tinyurl.com/r4tdxj6t

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 09:08 PM (Ryaf0)

226 207 looking it up - a "one wheel" is slightly different - it looks like a skateboard with a big wheel in the middle.
The videos ace linked are EUCs (electric unicycle).
Different riding technique, I would guess

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 09:08 PM (kf6Ak)

227 they are now saying " at least 20 millions adults in the United States could be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender — representing nearly 8% of the total adult population." this is up from only 5-10 years ago when the number was around 3% or so ? reeducation works.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 09:10 PM (V13WU)

228 Best Kenny Rogers song was with Dolly Parton, Islands In The Stream.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+

Written by Barry Gibb.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:10 PM (oc1LF)

229 >>> RE Staple Trickster

I guess he knows he's sleeping on the couch for the next few days.

And totally worth it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (aXxgO)

1. Give woman a tool used to cut and sever various types of rods quickly and effortlessly

2. Ridicule her

3 ?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:11 PM (0fVbu)

230 reeducation works.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 09:10 PM (V13WU)

grooming

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 09:11 PM (7BV6+)

231 you did not know you were gay did you ? well, there is a survey to hep you decide.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)

232 I just had a flashback to Planet Of The Apes, remember how the male apes sniffed the female apes? Was that to see if they were 'ready'? Gives me a whole new insight into zhou bai-din.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

233 What kind of monkey do you have to eat to get monkey pox?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)

234 grooming
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 09:11 PM (7BV6+)

yes, just don't tell the parents

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 09:13 PM (V13WU)

235 James O'Keefe attempts to interview Twitter fairy that was caught on tape mocking Elon Musk Asperger's.

Where do these freaks come from?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

236 they are now saying " at least 20 millions adults in the United States could be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender — representing nearly 8% of the total adult population." this is up from only 5-10 years ago when the number was around 3% or so ? reeducation works.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2022 09:10 PM (V13WU)

'They' have been watching too commercials and TV shows. That said I believe LA and NYC are at least 10%.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:14 PM (oc1LF)

237 >>> What kind of monkey do you have to eat to get monkey pox?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)

Eat?

Posted by: Guy who always hates fucking monkeys at May 18, 2022 09:14 PM (0fVbu)

238 Best Kenny Rogers song was with Dolly Parton, Islands In The Stream.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:06 PM (0OP+

Written by Barry Gibb.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:10 PM (oc1LF)

fuck no. Just. fuck no. So much fuck no.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

239 Eat?
Posted by: Guy who always hates fucking monkeys at May 18, 2022 09:14 PM (0fVbu)

----------

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:15 PM (XG2Fi)

240 2 is the minimum # of wheels.
Front and back not left and right.
All else is failure.

I gotta get new tires on the trike.

Posted by: DaveA at May 18, 2022 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

241 Woo-Hoo! Pansy-ass fuckup Jason Kenney has just stepped down as leader of Alberta's "United Conservative Party" and Alberta premier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 09:15 PM (7BV6+)

242 Island In The Stream?

RUFKM?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:15 PM (XG2Fi)

243 they are now saying " at least 20 millions adults in the United States could be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender — representing nearly 8% of the total adult population." this is up from only 5-10 years ago when the number was around 3% or so ? reeducation works.
Posted by: runner

Could be worse, runner. The public schools have devolved into a prison hierarchy. Black dudes turning out young White boys and young White girls (girls are recruited by White girls of drinking age) and advertising on social media. They all gay or bi or something. Its all so effed in the b six ways to Sunday.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 18, 2022 09:16 PM (HyDaO)

244 fuck no. Just. fuck no. So much fuck no.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

Heh. They've written a number of really good country songs for other singers.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM (oc1LF)

245 We're heading towards the mother of all economic collapses.

It's going to occur with shocking speed.

Posted by: It's happening at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM (VpH0w)

246 >>> Where do these freaks come from?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

Like I said this morning they must have one heck of a gay honey trap. Or somebody suggested, "fudgetrap". I imagine Archer from the Honeytrap episode. That big dude talking about darting black people with vaccines seemed to fall for the same trap.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM (0fVbu)

247 Heh. They've written a number of really good country songs for other singers.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM (oc1LF)

"country songs"

Found yer problem, hoss.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 09:18 PM (x8Wzq)

248 We're heading towards the mother of all economic collapses.

It's going to occur with shocking speed.
Posted by: It's happening

* Ron Paul jazz hands *

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 18, 2022 09:18 PM (HyDaO)

249 oh looky, it's blue shirt yellow tie guy.

Hey, Jim -- got any of those sternly worded letters?

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 09:19 PM (3byMq)

250 Like I said this morning they must have one heck of a gay honey trap.

Dude.

They'll suck a random cock through a hole in a bathroom stall at a truck stop.

Faggots ain't all that picky.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (Ryaf0)

251 NTTimes:
The Bloody Crossroads Where Conspiracy Theories and Guns Meet https://tinyurl.com/342hu3x2

Gail: ...and of course we've spent the last few weeks reacting to the Supreme Court's upcoming abortion decision, which probably won't actually be out for weeks.

Bret Stephens: And may not end up being what we were led to expect by the leaked draft of Justice Alito's opinion. I'm still holding out hope - faint hope, because I fear that the leaking of the decision will make the conservative justices, including Justice Gorsuch and Chief Justice Roberts less open to finding a compromise ruling that doesn't overturn Roe.

Gail: Is it possible things will get even more intense when it's announced? And what's your take on what we've seen so far?

Bret Stephens: Much more intense and largely for the reasons you laid out in your terrific column last week: Abortion rights are about much more than abortion rights. They're also about sex and all that goes with it: pleasure, autonomy, repression, male responsibility for the children they father and the great "who decides" questions of modern democracy. The justices will have to gird for more protests outside their homes.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (MFZ8i)

252 245 wondering what else I need to stock up on.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (E0NVW)

253 Monkeys don't get et, monkeys do the eating. Usually the face.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)

254 Teh butt-secks can spread loathsome diseases? Who knew?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Heh heh, not me, that's for sure.
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: David Hogg at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (ZsR3z)

255 Where do these freaks come from?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

My 8th grade granddaughter told me two 'gay' classmates dress in dresses and high heels during class time. No one is permitted to say anything negative to them.

So, to answer your question directly, around 8th grade or so.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (Msys3)

256 Holy crap

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

257 collapse? yep, we're just passing the 3db point.

accelerate.

Posted by: micky at May 18, 2022 09:22 PM (3byMq)

258 245 We're heading towards the mother of all economic collapses.

It's going to occur with shocking speed.
Posted by: It's happening at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM (VpH0w)
Read Patriots by James Wesley, Rawles. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:22 PM (0OP+5)

259 And when the unpleasantness starts, there will be no time for pronouns or CRT or any other nonsense. It's odd. I would often run into that sort of doomsday thinking with Lefties. It dawned on me that it was because they didn't really like their lives. They wanted some big collapse, like peak oil, to change things for them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 18, 2022 09:22 PM (5HBd1)

260 Fixed the Triple Lindy.

Posted by: KT at May 18, 2022 09:25 PM (rrtZS)

261 They wanted some big collapse, like peak oil, to change things for them.

Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Moloch at May 18, 2022 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)

262 You suck a few hundred anonymous cocks through a hole in a wall at a highway rest stop and suddenly you're a poof with no standards.

Posted by: poof with no standards at May 18, 2022 09:26 PM (KFhLj)

263 NYTimes: Tired of Massacres? Get Rid of the Guns https://tinyurl.com/yc7d85vw

C) Good Lord, just get rid of them

Yeah, C does simplify things, doesn't it? After we learned that Payton Gendron, the 18-year-old suspect in the Buffalo shooting, had been able to buy an AR-15-style assault rifle with just a little more effort than it’d take to buy a burrito, inquiring minds wanted to know why.

And the ban-that-rifle corps has to admit that getting rid of assault rifles won't solve the gun problem as long as people in many states are allowed to own pistols and carry them when they stroll about the town.

Get rid of assault rifles. All assault rifles. Ban them. Hunters can work on becoming better shots. The gun industry can diversify - and maybe start marketing swords and medieval knight costumes at its trade shows. I know swords can do a lot of damage, but we live in an age when one victim at a time would definitely be progress.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2022 09:27 PM (MFZ8i)

264 Lena Hidalgo is being indicted? Please tell me it's a felony. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2022 08:47 PM (u73oe

Don't know. She gave a press statement today that she expects to be indicted shortly.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 08:49 PM (oc1LF)
*****
Probably because she's given out no bid contracts worth millions of dollars to her political supporters some of the contractors had no experience with no physical address.
3 of her staff were indicted a few weeks ago.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2022 09:27 PM (NpAcC)

265 >>> Dude. They'll suck a random cock through a hole in a bathroom stall at a truck stop. Faggots ain't all that picky.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (Ryaf0)

I don't understand how any of it works. I think that women actually finding men and me in particular attractive is some kind of amazing magic in of itself and I'm just glad it works. ( nobody jinx it! )

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:27 PM (0fVbu)

266 Fixed the Triple Lindy.
Posted by: KT

Wow.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2022 09:28 PM (E0NVW)

267 I was gonna make a joke about Carolina having monkeypost disease, but then they scored.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 09:29 PM (lgeFv)

268
We're heading towards the mother of all economic collapses.

It's going to occur with shocking speed.

Posted by: It's happening at May 18, 2022 09:17 PM

we'll end up with the economy of Sri Lanka with Chinese freedoms

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2022 09:29 PM (ENBF0)

269 RE: the astronaut getting some fresh air. It looks like he's over the U.S. at the moment...I can see my house from up there!

I actually tried unsuccessfully to ID the land mass below him. Best I could do was Australia, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Moloch at May 18, 2022 09:29 PM (ZsR3z)

270 Fixed the Triple Lindy.
Posted by: KT

Wow.
Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2022 09:28 PM (E0NVW

Dang!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 09:30 PM (anj39)

271 265 >>> Dude. They'll suck a random cock through a hole in a bathroom stall at a truck stop. Faggots ain't all that picky.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (Ryaf0)

oh, they do worse than that

a lot worse

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:30 PM (us2H3)

272 Bret Stephens is utter shit

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:31 PM (0fVbu)

273 I don't understand how any of it works. I think that women actually finding men and me in particular attractive is some kind of amazing magic in of itself and I'm just glad it works.

We're really fortunate this way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 18, 2022 09:31 PM (KFhLj)

274 >>> Dude. They'll suck a random cock through a hole in a bathroom stall at a truck stop. Faggots ain't all that picky.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 09:20 PM (Ryaf0)

oh, they do worse than that

a lot worse
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:30 PM (us2H3)

Gay men are Ultra perverted to say the least.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 09:32 PM (oc1LF)

275 Got chippy after the final horn, going to OT.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 09:33 PM (lgeFv)

276 when things quieted down and they had a couple of drinks

my gay customers would tell me

A women are way too unkinky

B but most of all, way, way too much fucking trouble

I never agreed with A but understood B

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:37 PM (us2H3)

277 ACE, next cafe feature the Crin Wolf
Fits in with the fake made-up critters

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2022 09:37 PM (kf6Ak)

278 Island In The Stream?
RUFKM?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2022 09:15 PM (XG2Fi)

It wasn't Hemmingway's worst novel, but really it reads like something he put away a couple of times and never got around to doing a full final edit.
Really should have been two books, really. Too many ideas, not enough development.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 09:37 PM (xhaym)

279 Got chippy after the final horn, going to OT.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 09:33 PM (lgeFv)

Is that in reference to the hockey game, or the truckstop glory hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2022 09:37 PM (HIAyY)

280 $4,000 rebate on EV's. Buy 12, get one free!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 18, 2022 09:38 PM (3Or4S)

281 Just how evil are the anti-life fanatics?

Ibram X. Kendi@DrIbram
Some White colonizers "adopted" Black children. They "civilized" these "savage" children in the "superior" ways of White people, while using them as props in their lifelong pictures of denial, while cutting the biological parents of these children out of the picture of humanity.

Also, abortion is an act of love if it prevents adoption by white evangelicals.

https://tinyurl.com/k3nr65mh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 09:40 PM (FVME7)

282 Is he talking about Obama there?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 18, 2022 09:41 PM (5HBd1)

283 255. Not even make-up or shoe-style advice?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 18, 2022 09:41 PM (3Or4S)

284 Otter live cam

https://youtu.be/JQnxefImhu8

These are sea otters which are the rapiest kind I think.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 18, 2022 09:41 PM (DTX3h)

285 Is he talking about Obama there?

Somebody did mention a truck stop glory hole.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 09:42 PM (vvLKM)

286 *peeks in*

Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rodgers at May 18, 2022 09:42 PM (4ErMj)

287 >>> $4,000 rebate on EV's. Buy 12, get one free!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 18, 2022 09:38 PM (3Or4S)

I wonder if you can get a $4K rebate on an electric unicycle. I might have to look into that. [Three days later, in the hospital] Mr banana Dream you have broken an astonishing number of bones. [from full body cast] mm mmm

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:44 PM (0fVbu)

288 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 09:40 PM (FVME7)

Dear Lord. And we all have to sit by and say how good and right it is that they said that.

The Left are the boy in that Twilight Zone episode. It's good that they are mutilating our children. It's very good that they did that. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

Once seen, it can't be unseen.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 09:45 PM (dscaa)

289 I imagine Archer from the Honeytrap episode.
----

"You are entirely too gay":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFSLWem2ft4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2022 09:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

290 Judge in the Sussman case let on some whocko onto the jury

in hopes that they will deadlock the jury, so he wont have to give Sussman a suspended sentence if he gets convicted

the fix is in and it's gonna end right here

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:47 PM (us2H3)

291 banana Dream- 'What's that? What's that thing? What are you doing? Wait a minute! Did my order that? Wait! what are you sticking...?
Wait a minute!'

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:47 PM (0OP+5)

292 >>> The Left are the boy in that Twilight Zone episode. It's good that they are mutilating our children. It's very good that they did that. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

Once seen, it can't be unseen.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 09:45 PM (dscaa)

I never thought about that you are so right.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:48 PM (0fVbu)

293 Holy crap. He's no-sh*t saying kill your child instead of letting them learn how to do calculus and read at the college level.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 18, 2022 09:48 PM (syPV9)

294 286 *peeks in*
Posted by: Zombie Kenny Rodgers at May 18, 2022 09:42 PM (4ErMj)

Hey, uh, wanna discuss that song of yours, uh, "Coward of the County"? Ya know, whenever I listen to a song, I'm often thinking to myself, "Wow. I know what would make this song so much better: *gang rape*."

Posted by: zombie Norm MacDonald at May 18, 2022 09:48 PM (DTX3h)

295 I would have to same reaction to that toy had I been that cat too. I'm actually surprised it didn't take off, but maybe the irritated look comes from the cat being bored.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 09:49 PM (fyqlm)

296 Now this is creepy as fvck, CLownfish TV is reporting:

Disney/Marvel has licensed the likeness and other features of Stan Lee for the next 20 years.

This means the dearly departed Stan Lee can now appear in movies, TV series, and even theme park merchandise.

Burn in He;; you evil Mouse and minions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2022 09:49 PM (zLI2m)

297 My best prank was in the very early days of email when I figured out how to do an auto-reply. My boss, a prankster himself, went to the bathroom so I snuck over to his computer and set up his auto-reply to say "Hey! I won the geek of the week award!". Of course he had no idea that everyone who emailed him was receiving a reply.

The next couple of hours he kept getting phone calls and after a while he's yelling at the callers "WHAT AWARD?! WHAT AWARD?!".

Great fun, but I'd rightly be fired if I did it today.

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2022 09:50 PM (U1eOr)

298 It dawned on me that it was because they didn't really like their lives. They wanted some big collapse, like peak oil, to change things for them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 18, 2022 09:22 PM (5HBd1)

I am not sure why but there is a lot of "engineer a founder effect" going on. I think it is Marxism informed by Marxism's failure due to no one actually wanting what Marx promised and really wanting to live a comfortable life - and so immiseration.
The people you are trying to make better are turning away from your tactics because they are comfortable with their lives, so the only solution is something to destroy the system entirely so it can be rebuilt from first principles. And so the people you are helping have no choice. (Because voluntarism is like Twitter Democracy, it only counts when it comes to the correct conclusion)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2022 09:50 PM (xhaym)

299 @290

>>the fix is in and it's gonna end right here

Durham: I will pursue the origins of the Steele Dossier till the ends of time or until my billable hours get reduced.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 09:50 PM (tsFYG)

300 I imagine old Walt is somewhere saying 'All I wanted was to make people laugh and smile.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)

301 I got a unicycle for Christmas as a kid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2022 09:52 PM (4ErMj)

302 Durham: I will pursue the origins of the Steele Dossier till the ends of time or until my billable hours get reduced.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 09:50 PM (tsFYG)

And the Left haven't slimed Durham from here to Kingdom Come because they are terrified of his straight shootin' integrity.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (dscaa)

303 probably the biggest BS myth is that gays have good taste

they relied on this east TX redneck to find the stuff they called fabulous

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (us2H3)

304 Carolina slips one in and escapes with a win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (lgeFv)

305 I did enjoy the woman from MO telling me that people from Portland would go up to the Gifford Pinchot forest and cut down all the trees. They would then take them back to Portland. This is after Peak Oil hits. It was the only group I've ever been kicked off.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (5HBd1)

306 >>> Holy crap. He's no-sh*t saying kill your child instead of letting them learn how to do calculus and read at the college level.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left killed Roe V Wade when they removed shame from society at May 18, 2022 09:48 PM (syPV9)

There is a veeeery large proportion of wealthy black leftists that are veeeery happy with the current genocide. And they are more than happy to offer you their opinion on the matter. I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 09:55 PM (0fVbu)

307
Ibram X. Kendi@DrIbram
Some White colonizers "adopted" Black children. They "civilized" these "savage" children ...

Ah, more "wisdom" from the Bo Catlett of "racial scholars".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 18, 2022 09:58 PM (PKmbX)

308

The ONT is NOOD...

Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2022 10:00 PM (O6bm6)

309 303 probably the biggest BS myth is that gays have good taste

they relied on this east TX redneck to find the stuff they called fabulous
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 09:54 PM (us2H3)

A high end contractor bought supplies at the hardware/paint store where I worked. (The store carried some every expensive brands of paint.)

He was always telling us about the stupid things he had to talk people out of doing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2022 10:01 PM (UuD2k)

310 @306

>>There is a veeeery large proportion of wealthy black leftists that are veeeery happy with the current genocide.

Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and set about sowing death.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 10:02 PM (tsFYG)

311 Had the dog at the vet today to get the stitches out of his backside after a cyst removal, & they insisted on taking his temperature.

I mentioned that going to the vet for a dog must be like getting abducted by aliens for us, you get taken to a strange place, weird lighting and strange smells of other abductees. Then the anal probe, always the anal probe.

Posted by: West at May 18, 2022 10:47 PM (QY+6a)

312 West at May 18, 2022 10:47 PM

It was aliens.

Posted by: KT at May 18, 2022 11:57 PM (rrtZS)

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