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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | M-She-U Keeps M-She-UingJust a quick one for the four o'clock fun spot. YaBoiZack points out that the new real She-Hulk trailer looks an awful lot like the fake, parody Black Widow trailer from Saturday Night Live in 2015. Compare:Some might say, "What's wrong with making a girly show about a girl character?" I guess I'd answer, "Since they made a girly show about a male character, Moon Knight, in fairness, they should make a very male show about their girl characters, but the M-She-U doesn't seem to be doing that. The female-led shows get made to appeal to female audiences, and the male-led shows also get made to appeal to female audiences." By the way: The America Chavez character was originally a Hispanic human being. The nutty SJW hire Gabby Rivera turned her into a lesbian Dr. Frankenfurter type character from the "Utopian Parallel" where she had two biological mothers, because lesbians can get each other pregnant in utopia. That was super-stupid and Marvel actually retconned that and said that was all "false memories." America is now a human being again who had a mother and father like human beings do. But in the M-She-U movie -- they returned her to her "alien with two biological lesbian alien mothers" origin. It doesn't even make sense. If she's an alien, how is she Hispanic? Yes, Clark Kent is physically white, but he doesn't brag about being Caucasian or Caucasian culture, as "America Chavez" does. He tries to be a good human, not a good White Person. America Chavez, the alien version, has no connection to Hispanics or Hispanic culture, being an alien who just got here when she was a teenager. So why is she speaking Spanish? Why is she a Hispanic chauvanist? Why does she brandish herself with badges and pins signifying solidarity with La Raza? These things could be justified logically when she was a human (even though they're still racist)... but not when she's an alien who just happens to have olive-colored skin. Was the reversion to the stupid "My Two Lesbian Alien Biological Moms" backstory a Victoria Alonso decision? She is very, very chauvanistic about being "Brown and Queer," after all. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG) 2
They couldn't even pick a pretty actress
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2022 04:23 PM (CYnTg) 3
Bob!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 18, 2022 04:23 PM (nO0JJ) 4
Stuck in the middle with you
Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2022 04:23 PM (oXNqT) 5
Will her clothes rip off when she becomes angry? Guys might check the movie out if so
Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2022 04:24 PM (2oJif) 6
No it's just bad CGI
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2022 04:24 PM (CYnTg) 7
Pass.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 04:25 PM (Tzr2/) 8
So...the satirical take on female Marvel movies has become the de rigeur take on Marvel television shows that focus on women?
That's...an interesting direction to take. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG) 9
Not ever.
Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2022 04:25 PM (E0NVW) 10
They're going to have a Xenia Onatopp scene where she chops off some tranny's junk with her cooch, aren't they?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 04:25 PM (QYPq3) 11
I am in a meeting that is soul killing.
Tomorrow I am going to Texas to watch people ride bulls. The clock is soooo sloooow Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (9otr5) 12
She-Hulk is hard even for comic book professionals to get right. I have no faith in modern Marvel
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV) 13
2 They couldn't even pick a pretty actress
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2022 04:23 PM (CYnTg) ======== Pretty actresses are cisnormative and part of the patriarchal control of the female mind. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG) 14
> Will her clothes rip off when she becomes angry? Guys might check the movie out if so
I'm guessing the bottom half of her shirt will get ripped off just as the bottom half of OG Hulk's pants always got ripped off. Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (eyxn4) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV) 16
M-She-U....I think I get it.
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (AwYPR) 17
So this isn’t fun? I’m conuze
Posted by: Squid at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (Ugysd) 18
This certainly looks like it will break trends and get me to become a new subscribers and buy a ton of Disney's stock.
Posted by: No one at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (uiT+8) 19
blecchh
Posted by: m at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (4vwwZ) 20
Somebody actually green lighted this shit.
That's funny. And that's how it should be seen as and mocked endlessly. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (KE/UI) 21
Apparently Disney has farmed out the CGI to a bunch of locations overseas and its coming back to bite them in the ass.
Oh...and the Obi-Wan series is just another case of making the main character a side-show in his own series. The "star" is the BIPOC bad gal who turns good and THEY save Luke. Posted by: redchief at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (RIFH1) 22
I've known a few she hulk lawyers
Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (2oJif) 23
At least in fairness they are making She Hulk about She Hulk.
Beats making Thor about...not Thor right? Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (ESjRY) 24
damnit, i could have been first if i didn't watch the snl parodies...
oh wait. that's right, the second one was real... and yeah, that looks A LOT like the snl parody. they should sue marvel for copyright... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (p03vF) 25
So, is she a lawyer in the comics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG) 26
20 Somebody actually green lighted this shit.
That's funny. And that's how it should be seen as and mocked endlessly. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (KE/UI) I read She-Hulk back in the 90s...that stuff was ripe for a sit-com show. But alas...we aint getting that. Posted by: redchief at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (RIFH1) 27
uhhhhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh ... no.
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (6eRlp) 28
Willowed, about the girl being bullied as "transphobic": Must be like one of the lemmings questioning the rush toward the cliff. "How come we never see our friends from a year ago?" "Shut up, heretic!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------------- Lemmings have more common sense than humans. The whole Disney movie that created the lemmings self destruction meme was staged. https://tinyurl.com/tv4fx68y (link goes to vintage news about the fraud involved.) Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 *** So I've heard. But it's a good metaphor, and one we need more than ever. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (txdEq) 29
Will her boobs grow proportionately? Will they still be perky, pronounced with a Scottish accent?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (VdGjU) 30
I can't wait!
Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (AmoqO) 31
Making super hero movies for women is like making tampons for men.
And yes, I know, the current mass media thinks that's a 100% on point market to exploit. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (ESjRY) 32
No, anger and fear are not the baseline of any woman existing. Maybe the lefties think so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (Ut+C0) 33
Should have aborted this mess.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (MzKgG) 34
Also, originally, Jen Walters (Bruce Banner's...cousin) became She-Hulk by getting a blood transfusion from Bruce. Thus giving her a weaker version of his powers.
This tv series seems to have tossed that idea and have Jen choosing to be part of an experiment. Which really undercuts her character. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV) 35
Willowed:
A victim of the Buffalo Tops store shooting says the 911 operator hung up on her. The victim called while the shooting was in progress and whispered to prevent being discovered by the shooter. The 911 operator got angry at her for whispering, yelled at her, said "something crazy," then hung up. https://bit.ly/3llCA8j The victim then called her boyfriend and asked him to call 911. Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (eyxn4) 36
I actually laughed at an SNL skit, and I haven't done that in a loooooong time. Go figure that it's seven years old. ><
Posted by: pookysgirl, under attack by nostalgia at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (XKZwp) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (/U27+) 38
M-She-U....I think I get it.
Posted by: BignJames -------------------- I M-She-U'd this morning in the toilet. Felt much better. Posted by: olddog in mo at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (ju2Fy) 39
At least She-Hulk is a real Marvel superhero.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (BJKQV) 40
That's the dumbest fvcking trailer I have ever seen.
I am embarrassed for the entire moviemaking industry, and America for being subjected to this shit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (XIJ/X) 41
Does she even lift, bros?
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (oDFph) 42
36 I actually laughed at an SNL skit, and I haven't done that in a loooooong time. Go figure that it's seven years old. >
Posted by: pookysgirl, under attack by nostalgia at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (XKZwp) ======== I stopped about halfway through. Obvious jokes were obvious. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG) 43
I actually laughed at an SNL skit, and I haven't done that in a loooooong time. Go figure that it's seven years old
Scarlett Johanssen does have RBF...but she can entertain... Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (ESjRY) 44
Will her boobs grow proportionately?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (VdGjU) She'll look like one of those juiced up "female" body builders. Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (AwYPR) 45
I'm starting to think that either women have extremely puerile banal tastes in entertainment or the executives at these media manufacturers think women have very puerile banal tastes in entertainment. The latter seems like it would be a bit insulting does it not?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (qsj+f) 46
25 So, is she a lawyer in the comics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG) Jah. She's also been an Avenger and was a replacement for The Thing in the Fantastic Four for a while. The Thing used to mock her relentlessly as 'shulkie'. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (XvPQV) 47
the Obi-Wan series is just another case of making the main character a side-show in his own series. The "star" is the BIPOC bad gal who turns good and THEY save Luke.
Posted by: redchief at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (RIFH1) I'm waiting on this. mostly because of Filoni. he has done great work bringing a LOT of the "legends" material into cannon, bringing back all the things the fans loved between the movies and about the books. I'm not sure if disney is stupid enough to jettison him from the star wars projects. Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (p03vF) 48
40 That's the dumbest fvcking trailer I have ever seen.
I am embarrassed for the entire moviemaking industry, and America for being subjected to this shit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (XIJ/X) ======== "We need content connected to recognizable brands! We won't fall in the Netflix trap of just creating random content!" -Disney+ "Wow...this brand sucks now." -The result Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG) 49
This tv series seems to have tossed that idea and have Jen choosing to be part of an experiment. Which really undercuts her character.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV) Wait, this is a series? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (DRSnL) 50
At least there is still a future for certain strong male superheroes.
Posted by: Rape Man at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (PE0d1) 51
I thought Moon Knight was decent...
Posted by: Jeff at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (Qbz/C) 52
Pure Crapola.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (VghRo) 53
This tv series seems to have tossed that idea and have Jen choosing to be part of an experiment. Which really undercuts her character.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV) Wait, this is a series? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (DRSnL) Jah, Disney + Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (XvPQV) 54
46 25 So, is she a lawyer in the comics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG) Jah. She's also been an Avenger and was a replacement for The Thing in the Fantastic Four for a while. The Thing used to mock her relentlessly as 'shulkie'. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:31 PM (XvPQV) ======== Odds of them trying a Harvey Birdman kind of take? No...wait...I just watched the trailer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG) 55
I don't get it. But maybe I'm just dehydrated. Maybe I need some Gatorade.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (0OP+5) 56
I'm starting to think that either women have extremely puerile banal tastes in entertainment
The women I know like travel shows, home decoration shows, and yes dancing with the stars/survivor/the bachelor type shows. They aren't beating down the door for superhero movies. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (ESjRY) 57
She only turns into She-Hulk when a man tells her to "calm down".
Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (786Ro) 58
hey, give marvel credit, they aren't pulling their usual bait and switch.
It's not like they're cramming her into the next Hulk movie and making her the main character, like they did with : Thor Rag Thor Love Hawkeye Loki Dr. Strange Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (OuH7W) Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (cupoy) 60
Critical Drinker obliterated She-Hulk this morning:
https://youtu.be/D9O7kt7I384 He's probably going to tackle Mary Sioux and the new Predator movie Prey next. Can't wait. Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (0l3mB) 61
You have new entertainments about Single Female Lawyer?
Posted by: Emperor Lrrr at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (h5TKJ) 62
> No, anger and fear are not the baseline of any woman existing. Maybe the lefties think so.
The lefty talking point that black people and women have to get the "safety" talk about dealing with cops and strangers and white males don't is hilariously wrong. I am the kid of a Air Force cop (Security Police.) My dad gave me many talks about maintaining condition yellow in public, not letting strangers get too close, warning signs, pre attack indicators etc. My dad gave me many talks about what to do if I'm pulled over by a cop, interview by a cop, patted down, ordered to do things I didn't agree with, etc. Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (eyxn4) 63
Disney's back, baby!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (FVME7) 64
If I could go back in time, I'd kill everyone at the pitch meeting where the sequel to Star Wars was discussed. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (/U27+) 65
56 I'm starting to think that either women have extremely puerile banal tastes in entertainment
The women I know like travel shows, home decoration shows, and yes dancing with the stars/survivor/the bachelor type shows. They aren't beating down the door for superhero movies. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:32 PM (ESjRY) ========= Dolley loves her trashy reality shows. The only reason she can get into comic book movies at all is because it's sort of like one long story, so it becomes easy to just put the next one in. It's been a while since she watched a superhero thing, though. I think it was the first fifteen minutes of Falcon and the Winter Soldier that was the last. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG) 66
I knew that the MCU mania would slow way down after the Thanos stuff ended, but this is just sad now.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (T6NRc) 67
Interesting. The Orphan Black actress. Did she take 10 years off to have kids and enjoy the royalties? Honest question btw.
Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (oDFph) Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (vrz2I) 69
Uh, nope.
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:34 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 04:34 PM (786Ro) Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2022 04:34 PM (G0vdT) 72
She Hulk or she wolf of the Nazis?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 04:34 PM (VdGjU) 73
61 You have new entertainments about Single Female Lawyer?
Posted by: Emperor Lrrr at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (h5TKJ) hahahahahaha Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (gmo/4) 74
The thing is, Jen doesn't have to get angry or scared to turn into She Hulk. It was entirely a conscious thing, so she basically just....choose to be a seven foot tall, fucking hot, super strong, super tough chick all the time.
And I get that. Same thing with Thor, originally he was an old crippled guy who transformed into Thor. And then just...stopped transforming back into his old, crippled alter ego. There ARE good stories, or not-terrible stories, you can tell with that version of She Hulk. This looks worse than Harvey Birdman. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (XvPQV) Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (vrz2I) 76
45 I'm starting to think that either women have extremely puerile banal tastes in entertainment or the executives at these media manufacturers think women have very puerile banal tastes in entertainment. The latter seems like it would be a bit insulting does it not?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (qsj+f) I think it's a quality of writers thing. This is more strongly an issue in western literature, but many of the good writers have been pushed out on account of insufficient wokeness. Male entertainment is considerably less woke in the west and so we can still see good works there. Pulpy lowest common denominator stuff makes up the majority of manga (to use a less corrupted environment as an example) but there's also well written stuff. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (b2nrj) 77
you know what though...that looks like complete shit. A real fartblaster.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (OuH7W) 78
No, anger and fear are not the baseline of any woman existing. Maybe the lefties think so.
But is is true for lefties isn't it? The lefties I know HATE everyone and everything, and they watch the FNM to get regular doses of fear. It is the damnedest thing to watch. I told one such woman to turn off her TV and stop with social media...just for a week...and she would feel better. Her answer? "I can not do that. " Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (ESjRY) 79
66 I knew that the MCU mania would slow way down after the Thanos stuff ended, but this is just sad now.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (T6NRc) ======== They built slowly and cautiously with hints towards a larger story that eventually became the focus. I think there was a solid amount of luck and hard work involved. With that story done, though, where do you go? The larger story dictated a lot, precluding a lot of changes suits might have wanted to make, but the limiting factor is gone now. It's just "your imagination", and the people doing the imagining now have pretty terrible imaginations. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG) 80
I am in a meeting that is soul killing.
Tomorrow I am going to Texas to watch people ride bulls. The clock is soooo sloooow Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (9otr5) I don't think the Paolo lets the women ride him. I think it's the other way around. Posted by: pookysgirl could be wrong (but it's unlikely) at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (XKZwp) 81
She-Hulk can't parallel park.
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (gmo/4) 82
Isn't green woman skin copyrighted by the Orion Slave Girl Syndicate?
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (6eRlp) 83
62 I am the kid of a Air Force cop (Security Police.) My dad gave me many talks about maintaining condition yellow in public, not letting strangers get too close, warning signs, pre attack indicators etc. My dad gave me many talks about what to do if I'm pulled over by a cop, interview by a cop, patted down, ordered to do things I didn't agree with, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (eyxn4) Yay, dad! Posted by: m at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (4vwwZ) 84
There's no T in MCU, or MSheU
Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (786Ro) 85
I'm glad that it's on Disney+ so I can not watch it from home instead of not watching it in a theater.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (nfrXX) 86
All these comic book movies are being used as universal frameworks to build narratives and plots from bits and pieces because these movie houses are lazy and devoid of thought.
If you told human beings that inhabited the distant past of 2-3 decades ago that in the future they've run out of all ideas for movies and moviemakers just thumb through comic books laying around and copy that stuff they wouldn't believe you. Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (qsj+f) 87
Critical Drinker's "The Rules" demonstrate why "strong female character" is so boring.
1. No woman can ever need rescue by a man. 2. No woman can ever lose a fight to a man. 3. No woman can ever be outsmarted by a man. 4. No woman can ever lose an argument to a man. 5. No woman can ever need a man's help / advice. 6. No woman can ever be weaker than a man. 7. No woman can ever be less skilled than a man. Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (eyxn4) 88
yah, the butch latina lesbian trope. Just like in real life!
yah, the butch black-gal lesbian psychotherapist trope. Just like in real life. meanwhile, in real life...na sa mush Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (OuH7W) 89
I'm glad that it's on Disney+ so I can not watch it from home instead of not watching it in a theater. Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (nfrXX) _________ Look at the money you're saving! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (/U27+) 90
Is this a usual thing that men tell their wives?-"Calm down" because I don't think my husband has ever said that to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (Ut+C0) 91
They couldn't even pick a pretty actress
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2022 04:23 PM (CYnTg) ======== Pretty actresses are cisnormative and part of the patriarchal control of the female mind. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG) I see you've seen the new Star Trek shows. Posted by: WiNO at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (EpDzw) 92
I've seen some pretty bad movies in my time. Enough to know that you don't have to spend a lot of money to make one.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (vrz2I) 93
This tops my To Don't List
Posted by: Keyser Sose at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (KUUa6) 94
>You have new entertainments about Single Female Lawyer?
Posted by: Emperor Lrrr at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (h5TKJ) Heh Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (a/cEo) 95
Are they going to have hawt lipstick lesbians munch carpets?
That might be interesting. Otherwise....naah. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (FnRk6) 96
48 40 That's the dumbest fvcking trailer I have ever seen.
I am embarrassed for the entire moviemaking industry, and America for being subjected to this shit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2022 04:30 PM (XIJ/X) That was my first thought also. This looks like Ed Wood with an F/X budget that was way too big. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (trdmm) 97
I never read much of anything with She-hulk back when I was in my peak comic buying years, I was away from it it for 20 years or so, and then got back into it a bit, when I got turned onto Ya Boy, and EVS and the like. I'm frankly kind of grateful so much of it sucks, as an adult with disposable income it could be a dangerous thing for my wallet.
The content here for She-hulk seems pretty much what I would expect a she-hulk show to be, I'm sure it will be a woke mess, but I've long thought a court room procedural/action comedy would work for that character. the CGI looks absolutely terrible though. Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (g4em/) 98
I just wish the creatives would keep their imaginations confined to the Marvel universe and out of *our* universe.
Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (786Ro) 99
Is this a usual thing that men tell their wives?-"Calm down" because I don't think my husband has ever said that to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (Ut+C0) Some have. Their bodies were never found. Posted by: WiNO at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (EpDzw) 100
wait, i think i saw a MUMR comment that was kind of funny. but i hit refresh to fast....
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (p03vF) 101
If they're insistent in making Woke movies, they should make a full length super hero movie with The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (oc1LF) 102
yah, the butch latina lesbian trope. Just like in real life!
To continue your point; on average the Hispanic women I've know are more traditionally feminine then the caucasian ones....and a lot less bicurious. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (ESjRY) 103
>>> Pretty actresses are cisnormative and part of the patriarchal control of the female mind.
Seeing the attempt to cancel Jordan Peterson for pointing out there is biology behind attractiveness, biology that a plus size model on a SI cover can't override, was interesting. He keeps being a Cassandra, ahead of the curve on what left tries to reprogram into our mainframes. Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (4Fd7c) 104
Another thing I don't get: you already have a superstrong green chick in the MCU.
So why not make a Gamora show? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (XvPQV) 105
Isn't green woman skin copyrighted by the Orion Slave Girl Syndicate?
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (6eRlp) No, the statue of limitations ran out on that one and was replaced by the green chick in "Guardians of the Galaxy". Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (gmo/4) 106
100 i think i saw a MUMR comment that was kind of funny
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:38 PM (p03vF) Seems unlikely. Posted by: m at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (4vwwZ) 107
"That was my first thought also. This looks like Ed Wood with an F/X budget that was way too big.
Posted by: Tom Servo " See #92. Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (vrz2I) 108
Is this a usual thing that men tell their wives?-"Calm down" because I don't think my husband has ever said that to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (Ut+C0) Better than cool your tits Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (oc1LF) 109
It doesn't even make sense. If she's an alien, how is she Hispanic?
---------- She's an illegal alien? Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (no4lF) 110
honestly it's marvel. you start with garbage you end with hot garbage
meanwhile - DC stuff is GOOD - and yet apparently unfilmable I'll just be hiding myself in preparation for Netflix's abomination of the Sandman Posted by: Black Orchid at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (w0NJk) 111
I can’t believe you just left that Black Widow trailer there. People watch the videos you post. And now I’m stupider for it.
Posted by: NotABot at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (9nadL) 112
Best Supporting Actor award, here we come!
Posted by: Tampon Fetching When She's Sick Man at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (PE0d1) 113
If I'm getting agitated it usually about politics, so since he feels the same way, why would he tell me to calm down?. On occasions when he have fought which hasn't been for quite some time, we just have gone into respective parts of the house to cool down
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (Ut+C0) 114
90 Is this a usual thing that men tell their wives?-"Calm down" because I don't think my husband has ever said that to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (Ut+C0) It's a thing men say generally when someone is about to blow their top. Notoriously this shouldn't be said to women, but men do so reflexively. I assume we do this because it does seem to work with men, like I told ace to chill a few days back when he was getting a bit overwrought about the PA race and Grenell's smear. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj) 115
They would be better off to give the money to 100 independent filmmakers and would probably get at least a couple decent out of the bunch.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (vrz2I) 116
102 yah, the butch latina lesbian trope. Just like in real life!
To continue your point; on average the Hispanic women I've know are more traditionally feminine then the caucasian ones....and a lot less bicurious. Posted by: 18-1 it's almost like minorities, even pretend ones like Caucasians descended from Spaniards...you know...caucasian europeans...are pets that they can dress up in all their latest fads and cool clothes. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (OuH7W) 117
She-Hulk can't parallel park.
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:36 PM (gmo/4) That's why she is eternally pissed. And green. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (FnRk6) 118
I want some historic feminist reboots.
Perhaps a Russian period piece I Can't Help Stalin in Love with You Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (Ryaf0) 119
Townhall.com
@townhallcom DOOCY: "Are these threats from pro-abortion activists or anti-abortion activists?" Karine Jean-Pierre: "It seems like to us that it is very one-sided on what we call out as intimidation or as violence." - Gosh! I agree with Jean-Pierre! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (FVME7) 120
I thought Yochitlgomez was the name of King Montezuma's city.
Hmmm. My history teacher was pulling my leg. Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:41 PM (0l3mB) 121
119 Townhall.com
@townhallcom DOOCY: "Are these threats from pro-abortion activists or anti-abortion activists?" Karine Jean-Pierre: "It seems like to us that it is very one-sided on what we call out as intimidation or as violence." ========= "MAJOR PWNAGE!" -Buzzfeed, probably Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG) 122
What would happen if your husband told you to calm down in the middle of an argument FS?
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (vrz2I) 123
Gretchen, stop trying to make America Chavez happen. It’s not going to happen.
Posted by: Caiwyn at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (+dHQK) 124
For someone who claims to hate this stuff, you sure do talk about it a lot. ACE is a closet Marvel fan. And how would you know about Moonknight? Hmm?
Posted by: Joseph Kastner at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (Jf+Za) 125
Oops. I should probably learn to read the blog. Ace already gave a link to Critical Drinker's take.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (0l3mB) 126
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (arJlL) 127
123 Gretchen, stop trying to make America Chavez happen. It’s not going to happen.
Posted by: Caiwyn at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (+dHQK) ======== That's very fetch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG) 128
Is this a usual thing that men tell their wives?-"Calm down" because I don't think my husband has ever said that to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:37 PM (Ut+C0) Better than cool your tits Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (oc1LF) make it rhyme, for the entertainment value: less bitchen, more kitchen i need a sandwich... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (p03vF) 129
Better than cool your tits
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (oc1LF) is that what you say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (Ut+C0) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (hWaIR) 131
By the way: The America Chavez character was originally a Hispanic human being. The nutty SJW hire Gabby Rivera turned her into a lesbian Dr. Frankenfurter type character from the "Utopian Parallel" where she had two biological mothers, because lesbians can get each other pregnant in utopia.
if women are reproducing without men, wouldn't this actually make america chavez straight? Posted by: Kulak Anachronda has a puny mind at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (oY6Yp) 132
The worst casting mistake with an unattractive woman was Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (oc1LF) 133
Because one lesbian Mother isn't enough for the woke crowd
Posted by: Joe at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0) 134
South America Chavez
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (63Dwl) 135
osted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (p03vF)
Aww, com'on. I don't think you say any of those things. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (Ut+C0) 136
125 Oops. I should probably learn to read the blog. Ace already gave a link to Critical Drinker's take.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (0l3mB) ======== This is one of those posts that Ace builds over time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG) 137
Better than cool your tits
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (oc1LF) is that what you say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (Ut+C0) Calm down Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (oc1LF) 138
This is as bad as the box Fireball Whiskey
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (9otr5) 139
What grown-ass person gives a crap about a comic book movie?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (TWDRg) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (Ut+C0) 141
is that what you say?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (Ut+C0) Don't answer her! It's a trap!! Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (gmo/4) 142
Over 29ers still watch cartoons?
Posted by: dartist at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (+ya+t) 143
Apparently, there's a non-profit Geena Davis Institute on Gender Media - with the purpose of empowering women and girls - which may drive some of it.
"If she can see it, she can be it," is the slogan. Google dot org helps out. Posted by: Lola at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (NIYa7) 144
Franzia
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (FnRk6) 145
if women are reproducing without men, wouldn't this actually make america chavez straight?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda yeah, she's practically a 1990's family values republican voter. Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (OuH7W) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (Ut+C0) 147
I'm listening to author Jack Carr on Joe Rogan's podcast. 5th book in the Terminal List series just came out. Amazon is doing a series from the Terminal List books that will be out soon. Carr says they stuck very close to the books, which means it will be a bloodbath. Chris Pratt is playing the protagonist. It's a fantastic series, BTW.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (0l3mB) 148
>>> It doesn't even make sense. If she's an alien, how is she Hispanic?
Also, if she's an alien from another world, why the name America? Why the stars and bars on her Jean jacket? Why the friggin' American star that pops up to portal her to other dimensions? As Nerdrotic and others point out, they have decades upon decades of deep wells of characters and popular old plot lines to pull from. Instead they try to shove all the new woke characters and plots down the audience's throat. Poor choices. It's biting them in the butt and sweet schadenfreude for me. Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (4Fd7c) 149
Better than cool your tits
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:39 PM (oc1LF) is that what you say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (Ut+C0) Calm down Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (oc1LF) I'm here for the laughs Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (6eRlp) 150
If I were to go off on a rage, which of course I never do, My Husband just says chill... That goes over as well as you think it would .. Not to say that's ever happened
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (bs+z0) 151
A source of regular arguments for me and my GF;
She wants to vent about something...I try to problem solve. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY) 152
113 If I'm getting agitated it usually about politics, so since he feels the same way, why would he tell me to calm down?. On occasions when he have fought which hasn't been for quite some time, we just have gone into respective parts of the house to cool down
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:40 PM (Ut+C0) Well to dig deeper in this, I think men fundamentally come from a background of being coached extensively to control our emotions. As acting emotionally is dangerous, simply noting that a man is getting angry will usually get him to pause and take stock. A man who feels he might go emotionally out of control will often self-isolate. Women are mostly looking either for a sort of empathy-agreement thing or someone to vent to. Men err in either approaching this by trying to fix the perceived problem or telling them to calm down. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (b2nrj) 153
To continue your point; on average the Hispanic women I've know are more traditionally feminine then the caucasian ones....and a lot less bicurious. _________ I do not travel much, but when I once had to take a trip to Mexico City, it was immediately apparent that the women really tried to look like women. I mean, really tried. Like, none of that andro nonsense. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (/U27+) 154
Victoria Alonso looks like an ugly Melissa Etheridge.
Posted by: Jay Santos, Citizen's Auxiliary Police at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (DGRnq) 155
Bullshit, ace. I'm as white as they make 'em, and proud of it. Now, hand me a Superbudweiser a Supermarlboro to go with this deli sandwich loaded with Supermayo, before I tell everyone about your "heroic" shelving exploits, bruh. Posted by: Clark Kent at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (o0I+B) 156
151 A source of regular arguments for me and my GF;
She wants to vent about something...I try to problem solve. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY) ======== I learned a while ago to stop this. Not as long ago as I probably should have learned, but still, I have learned. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG) 157
Oops. I should probably learn to read the blog. Ace already gave a link to Critical Drinker's take.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (0l3mB) Why start now? if he won't read the content, why should we? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (p03vF) 158
142 Over 29ers still watch cartoons?
Posted by: dartist at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (+ya+t) *Hides Goblin Slayer cartoon playing in the other tab* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (XvPQV) 159
I like She Hulk as a character, but she really should be like the comics: Always She Hulk, all the time. That made her interesting and different than Bruce/Hulk.
But since they made Bruce Hulk all the time, that wouldn't be interesting so she changes, like Bruce used to but they got rid of that because it was boring so... wait what? Anyway, I'm not exactly sure what audience they are targeting with this: girls who have a power fantasy of wanting to be able to juggle tanks? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (KZzsI) 160
Why the hell is Hulk hanging out calmly while operating intricate and complicated advanced lab equipment with small controls requiring precision adjustments?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (rjyzh) 161
This tv series seems to have tossed that idea and have Jen choosing to be part of an experiment. Which really undercuts her character.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:29 PM (XvPQV) If this is so, then why aren't the bad guys turning green too? Get some green on green action. Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (anj39) 162
Ace would have been an amusing movie reviewer back in the day when those actually mattered. His review above is better than the source material that he is reviewing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (Iq9dF) 163
Seriously, I couldn't care less about Chick Hulk. WTF did they do to ruin the real Hulk?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (rjyzh) 164
She is very, very chauvanistic about being "Brown and Queer," after all.
-------- The queer brown fox jumps over the lazy dike. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (no4lF) 165
Honestly, the late 80's John Byrne run where she regularly addressed the readers and at one point escaped some threat with civilians by tearing through the panel borders and traversing one of those ad pages for lame products that used to be in comics all the time was the best She-Hulk.
Couldn't do that now without getting accused of ripping off stuff that did it after. Would be 1000% better than whatever they're going to serve up, though. Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (OUMaO) 166
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (b2nrj)
I agree with you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (Ut+C0) 167
Isn't green woman skin copyrighted by the Orion Slave Girl Syndicate?
Posted by: mrp I watched a show last night about Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek's Uhura, and the messy court battle between her son and her agent. They made a big deal about her kissing Kirk was the first interracial kiss on TV. I thought red or yellow, black or white, Kirk'll bang anything in his sight. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7) 168
Over 29ers still watch cartoons?
Posted by: dartist at May 18, 2022 04:45 PM (+ya+t) What's Opera, Doc? https://vimeo.com/444002896 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (FnRk6) 169
I think Gina Carano would be a compelling She-Hulk.
But, whatever. That's all I got regarding this topic. Except, does She-Hulk live in a she-shed? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (xPJvm) 170
Anyone remember Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? I could use that as a movie. Phil Hartman of course. So many funny great things by him.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (qsj+f) 171
161 If this is so, then why aren't the bad guys turning green too? Get some green on green action.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (anj39) ========== https://tinyurl.com/37ddkv4p Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG) 172
Wouldn't want to disappoint She Hulk. Nope. Never.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU) 173
> She only turns into She-Hulk when a man tells her to "calm down"
Or at a certain of the month. If SNL wanted to be funny, they could do a bit where She Hulk gets an endorsement contract for Midol. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:48 PM (bW8dp) 174
She wants to vent about something...I try to problem solve.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY) This is a common problem. The key is to just sit quietly and let her unload her feelings while you tune her out and think about something important. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (Ryaf0) 175
If this is so, then why aren't the bad guys turning green too? Get some green on green action.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (anj39) I'd pay...some money to watch Gamora and She Hulk do lesbian porn. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (XvPQV) 176
I wonder if she knows Frozen Caveman Lawyer?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (bNf8H) 177
Aww, com'on. I don't think you say any of those things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:44 PM (Ut+C0) i don't but i was laughing the whole time i typed it. I'm just here for jokes and lol's Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (p03vF) 178
I like She Hulk as a character, but she really should be like the comics: Always She Hulk, all the time. That made her interesting and different than Bruce/Hulk.
But since they made Bruce Hulk all the time, that wouldn't be interesting so she changes, like Bruce used to but they got rid of that because it was boring so... wait what? Anyway, I'm not exactly sure what audience they are targeting with this: girls who have a power fantasy of wanting to be able to juggle tanks? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (KZzsI) This too, is the story of Shrek. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (4I/2K) 179
"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE NAIL"
Posted by: citizen khan at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (3yYsS) 180
> If this is so, then why aren't the bad guys turning green too? Get some green on green action.
Green Orion Slave girls from the original Star Trek >>>>>> this bint. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (bW8dp) 181
163 Seriously, I couldn't care less about Chick Hulk. WTF did they do to ruin the real Hulk?
Posted by: Moron Robbie ---------------- He is due for a reboot as Eunice Banner, the transexual Hulk. You really do not want to make Eunice angry-being hit with the purse alone will kill ya. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (Iq9dF) 182
Because one lesbian Mother isn't enough for the woke crowd
Posted by: Joe at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0) I thought that they kind of had to come in twos. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (SH2Zi) 183
Best episode of Two and a Half Men is when Charlie stumbled upon the best response when a women is ranting about something. You just listen and every once in a while you throw in an ' I understand' .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (oc1LF) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (FVME7) 185
I think Gina Carano would be a compelling She-Hulk.
I saw that a young Gina Carano was in Red Alert as Tanya. It was amusing. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY) 186
To continue your point; on average the Hispanic women I've know are more traditionally feminine then the caucasian ones....and a lot less bicurious
They damn sure do the weather better. Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 04:51 PM (anj39) 187
I'd pay...some money to watch Gamora and She Hulk do lesbian porn.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ------------- MAE, your choices in firearms are impeccable. Entertainment though, not so much. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:51 PM (Iq9dF) 188
"I thought red or yellow, black or white, Kirk'll bang anything in his sight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks" Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura by some aliens with a god complex. Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 04:51 PM (vrz2I) 189
That preview of the female hulk is horrible. It's not cute or funny.
I don't get it, do people really think the "my life as a woman" jokes are funny? Posted by: Seems Legit at May 18, 2022 04:51 PM (DcKNO) 190
Because one lesbian Mother isn't enough for the woke crowd
Posted by: Joe at May 18, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0) I thought that they kind of had to come in twos. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (SH2Zi) Sometimes an impotent man and a closet lesbo adopt kids so they can beard each other. It happens, believe it or not. Posted by: David French at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (o0I+B) 191
> I thought red or yellow, black or white, Kirk'll bang anything in his sight.
The funny part was how they had Kirk being forced to do it under mind control. Like any heterosexual man, let alone a horndog like Kirk, would object to kissing Nichelle Nichols in her prime. She was tasty. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (bW8dp) 192
Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura by some aliens with a god complex.
Kirk was into it, it was Uhura they had to force. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (vvLKM) 193
MAE, your choices in firearms are impeccable. Entertainment though, not so much.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:51 PM (Iq9dF) Sorry, I'm a bad person, I know. ...but I still kinda wanna watch hot green girls get naked and kiss Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV) 194
Off topic, but as long we're discussing entertainment, I watched "2000 Mules" last night with some friends. I thought it was convincing. Production quality could have been better though.
It's sort of what I suspected, old fashioned ballot stuffing. An organization bought GPS cell data for marketing purposes and showed how certain people were making like 50 drops at different ballot boxes a day. Dropping them off at like 3am, etc. No question a lot of fraud happened. It's just figuring out what are votes being "harvested" (like a union collecting votes of workers and turning them in) or were they all fraud? I'm definitely more convinced after watching it that Trump probably did narrowly win a few key states. Posted by: Blago at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (SNBxt) 195
191 Like any heterosexual man, let alone a horndog like Kirk, would object to kissing Nichelle Nichols in her prime.
She was tasty. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (bW8dp) ======= Gene Roddenberry hit that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG) 196
She-hulk movie? Seriously? If I wanted to see a big scary woman on screen, I'd rewatch the Triggly Puff meltdown video.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (N39Ws) 197
Judge: Objection overruled!
She-Hulk: RRRRRRRGH! She-Hulk smash! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 04:50 PM (FVME7) She-Hulk: oh no! A spider! Kill it! Kill it! Please! Please! Please! Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (SH2Zi) 198
She wants to vent about something...I try to problem solve.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY) This is a common problem. The key is to just sit quietly and let her unload her feelings while you tune her out and think about something important. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (Ryaf0) Kids, this is grade A sound advice right here. but remember as she starts to run out of steam and things are winding down, you need to nod your head yes a few times... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (p03vF) 199
He is due for a reboot as Eunice Banner, the transexual Hulk. You really do not want to make Eunice angry-being hit with the purse alone will kill ya.
* I stopped keeping up a long time ago, but the Hulk was a great character because he had to walk that line of knowing there was an unstoppable monster inside of him that would solve all the problems by making more. That's a fantastic premise. It does not surprise me that they removed the core of the character. Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (rjyzh) 200
170 Anyone remember Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? I could use that as a movie. Phil Hartman of course. So many funny great things by him.
Posted by: banana Dream ------------------- Phil Hartman packed a lot of laughs for people in his too short time on Earth. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (Iq9dF) 201
Oh look, it's a really strong super hero. Wow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (rjyzh) Posted by: the Xulk at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (vrz2I) 203
Looks like I will miss yet another Didley-Marvelouuuuus film.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (iDcra) 204
> But since they made Bruce Hulk all the time
Good grief. I'm glad I checked out of the Marvel 'verse about a dozen or so movies ago. The WHOLE FUCKING POINT of Hulk is that he hulks out when he gets angry. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (bW8dp) 205
That's a fantastic premise. It does not surprise me that they removed the core of the character. Posted by: Moron Robbie ------------------- First the core, then removal of and additional of other appendages is the way Horrywood works. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (Iq9dF) 206
Too bad. I never expected it, but the (very short) Steve Gerber run on She-Hulk could have been even trippier than Dr. Strange, and with a better storyline.
Mind you, it would require a return of Howard the Duck. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (U+Oxn) 207
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Kids, this is grade A sound advice right here. but remember as she starts to run out of steam and things are winding down, you need to nod your head yes a few times... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (p03vF) And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?" Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws) 208
I stopped keeping up a long time ago, but the Hulk was a great character because he had to walk that line of knowing there was an unstoppable monster inside of him that would solve all the problems by making more.
That's a fantastic premise. It does not surprise me that they removed the core of the character. Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 18, 2022 04:53 PM (rjyzh) One of the -many- things that makes me hate Endgame is that they actually set up a bit of drama with the Hulk. Hulk was literally 'hiding' after Thanos kicked his ass. And they wrote that out off-camera. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV) 209
"It was like she was on fire and I couldn't put her out"
Posted by: George Constanza at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (786Ro) 210
Karine Jean-Pierre: "It seems like to us that it is very one-sided on what we call out as intimidation or as violence."
========= "MAJOR PWNAGE!" -Buzzfeed, probably Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG) -------- His next question wasn't bad either. Doocy: Americans are paying $5,000 a year for gas, double from a year ago: Where are people suppose to go to get all that extra cash? Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (G0vdT) 211
Didn't Chyna make a she hulk "film" a while back? I'm not going to search the Googles for that...
Posted by: Mishdog at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (uwW33) Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (63Dwl) 214
Didn't Chyna make a she hulk "film" a while back? I'm not going to search the Googles for that...
Posted by: Mishdog at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (uwW33) You mean 'One Night in Chyna'? It's...kinda sad. Especially considering how she ended up, in life. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:56 PM (XvPQV) 215
210 His next question wasn't bad either.
Doocy: Americans are paying $5,000 a year for gas, double from a year ago: Where are people suppose to go to get all that extra cash? Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2022 04:55 PM (G0vdT) ======== "Get a sample from your pediatrician...wait...sorry...wrong card..." "Doocy DESTROYED!" -WaPo, definitely Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG) 216
And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws) A good standard line is "I don't know how you put up with that bitch." It's only flaw is if she was complaining about her mother. So try to rule that out in the beginning before you zone out. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 04:56 PM (Ryaf0) 217
And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?"
They dont deserve you. You deserve more. But not: I hope they pull you through. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2022 04:56 PM (U+Oxn) 218
>>> If I were to go off on a rage, which of course I never do, My Husband just says chill... That goes over as well as you think it would .. Not to say that's ever happened
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (bs+z0) One time I tried the 1941 gambit pointing off to the side and saying, "Look! A baby wolf", then I jumped in to kiss her on the cheek while she looked for a non-existent baby wolf. (we were at an airport baggage claim) This threw her off, embarrassed her, and allowed her to breathe for a moment. It worked once. I probably should have saved that for something more dire. Oh well. Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 04:56 PM (qsj+f) 219
This is a common problem.
The key is to just sit quietly and let her unload her feelings while you tune her out and think about something important. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (Ryaf0) Kids, this is grade A sound advice right here. but remember as she starts to run out of steam and things are winding down, you need to nod your head yes a few times... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (p03vF) My complaints are usually about work and my husband always offers to come down and kick someone's ass. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM (DRSnL) 220
162 Ace would have been an amusing movie reviewer back in the day when those actually mattered. His review above is better than the source material that he is reviewing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (Iq9dF) --------- Out: Joe Bob Briggs and breast counts. In Ace the Ewok and fartclam counts. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM (AYpIl) 221
> They damn sure do the weather better.
Paint Yanet Garcia green and have the movie just be her prancing around in various pieces of revealing swimwear, and I'd be at that box office, you bet. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM (bW8dp) 222
it would require a return of Howard the Duck.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (U+Oxn) wait, Lea Thompson in a nighty again? this has potential... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM (p03vF) 223
Ace would have been an amusing movie reviewer back in the day when those actually mattered. His review above is better than the source material that he is reviewing.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 04:47 PM (Iq9dF) --------- Out: Joe Bob Briggs and breast counts. In Ace the Ewok and fartclam counts. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM (AYpIl) Everyone pouring line by line over his review, trying to spot where he'd use the word 'snizz'.... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV) Posted by: Tits, No Sugar at May 18, 2022 04:58 PM (AmhJz) 225
Wow does She-Hulk look bad.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 18, 2022 04:58 PM (3aLWR) 226
Since Star Trek was mentioned here is a short video of when the Star Trek crew meets Joe Biden:
https://tinyurl.com/3yppbj3u Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (Ut+C0) 227
wait, Lea Thompson in a nighty again?
Pluses: Lea Thompson in a nighty Minuses: Doing some scary woman on duck person sex Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY) 228
> Lea Thompson
She never got the press of some of the other actresses of the day, but I always thought she was super hot. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp) 229
Paint Yanet Garcia green and have the movie just be her prancing around in various pieces of revealing swimwear, and I'd be at that box office, you bet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 04:57 PM When she gets angry she turns green and develops a spectacular ass. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (VdGjU) 230
wait, Lea Thompson in a nighty again?
Pluses: Lea Thompson in a nighty Minuses: Doing some scary woman on duck person sex Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY) yeah, but the PLUS man. it's hard to get over that... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:59 PM (p03vF) 231
When Her Majesty asks, "Your views?" I know she really doesn't want to hear them, she just wants me to agree with hers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (/U27+) 232
You don't want to know how...
@disclosetv m JUST IN - US reports first case of #monkeypox after UK, Portugal confirmed new cases earlier today. Multiple suspected cases in Canada and Spain. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (IEa8U) 233
Kids, this is grade A sound advice right here.
but remember as she starts to run out of steam and things are winding down, you need to nod your head yes a few times... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 04:52 PM (p03vF) And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?" Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws) *** And always have a couple canned questions ready to give the impression you've been listening. "So, what do you want to do?" "So, what do you think?" "So, what's for dinner?" Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39) 234
I'd pay...some money to watch Gamora and She Hulk do lesbian porn.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 04:49 PM (XvPQV) Throw in a giant squid and I am there!!! Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (FnRk6) 235
No question a lot of fraud happened. It's just figuring out what are votes being "harvested" (like a union collecting votes of workers and turning them in) or were they all fraud? I'm definitely more convinced after watching it that Trump probably did narrowly win a few key states. Posted by: Blago
------------------ To pull the mail steal off, you need a padded voter registration list with non existent people (that is where you get the house with 150 ballots delivered to it) and real time access to voter history files so you can figure out who is unlikely to vote and stuff the ballot box after the fact with an absentee ballot. In person voter fraud is a lot harder to pull off especially with voter id. Mules are paid per ballot and expected to take the fall if caught without upper level support and payoffs are arranged in cash via walking around/get out the vote money. I think GOPe dabbles in that fraud too especially in primaries. Notice that Roy Blunt's son and several of his former workers are paying canvassers not to collect signatures in Michigan for a voter integrity initiative. One canvasser got 50k for not working gathering signatures. Money came from leftists. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (Iq9dF) 236
Me: She-Hulk you have big pussy... big pussy... big pussssy.
She-Hulk: Me no like you say that three times. Me: I didn't Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (iDcra) 237
She looks more like a She-Shrek.
But Shrek was made 20 years ago. Which means they put little effort and budget into She-Hulk. Marvel is giving up. It'll be dead within 5 years. Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (TY5tw) 238
Ace needs to be a guest on a show like Critical Drinker or Nerdrotic because that would be amazing fun!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (MFZ8i) 239
Those two vids though, that SNL parody and She Hulk are hilariously, painfully similar. Just... wow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (KZzsI) 240
236 Me: She-Hulk you have big pussy... big pussy... big pussssy.
She-Hulk: Me no like you say that three times. Me: I didn't Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (iDcra) ======= Jukin confirmed for Shane Black. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 18, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) 241
Lea Thompson was always really cute.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (FnRk6) 242
And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws) *** I think you're absolutely right. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (oc1LF) 243
206 Too bad. I never expected it, but the (very short) Steve Gerber run on She-Hulk could have been even trippier than Dr. Strange, and with a better storyline.
Mind you, it would require a return of Howard the Duck. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (U+Oxn) They did tease Howard the Duck in the MCU movies in a post-credits scene in Guardians of the Galaxy - he shows up in the Collector's destroyed storehouse. Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (Rl7KJ) Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (786Ro) 245
And always have a couple canned questions ready to give the impression you've been listening.
"So, what do you want to do?" "So, what do you think?" "So, what's for dinner?" Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39) Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?" Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL) 246
The pub is getting in some jugs. I don't know when so I asked the girls behind the bar when they're getting jugs.
I embarrassed myself. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (VdGjU) 247
Everyone pouring line by line over his review, trying to spot where he'd use the word 'snizz'....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ------------------------ Ace could make his new words appear in the Urban Dictionary faster thataway. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (Iq9dF) 248
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39)
Not bad at all. A favorite of mine is to say "Hold on, I gotta go pee." When you get back you can say "Alright, now what were you asking?" If she wants, she'll give you the thirty second recap of the 20 minute story, kind of like watching SportsCenter highlights instead of the whole game. If you're lucky she'll say "Nevermind, it wasn't that important." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (Ryaf0) 249
They did tease Howard the Duck in the MCU movies in a post-credits scene in Guardians of the Galaxy - he shows up in the Collector's destroyed storehouse.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (Rl7KJ) And in the body of the film. "You're out of luck, unless you've gone duck." Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (SH2Zi) 250
And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?"
=== "Sure I'll have another drink." Or "So what's for dinner?" Are bad? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (iDcra) 251
Monkeypox!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (FnRk6) 252
Lea Thompson was always really cute.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2022 05:02 PM (FnRk6) oh yeah, definite crush material in the late 80s early 90s. she's the reason i watched back to the future a few times, and didn't mind when the ex wanted to watch carolline in the city.... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (p03vF) 253
Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL) I like the real life restaurant named ' I Don't Care' Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (oc1LF) 254
>I do not travel much, but when I once had to take a trip to Mexico City, it was immediately apparent that the women really tried to look like women. I mean, really tried. Like, none of that andro nonsense.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:46 PM (/U27+) It blows my mind when I see noodle-armed androgynous Millennial men and unkempt, butch looking Millennial women in such large numbers. Species is going to die out if that trend keeps up. I suspect it's a passing fad, though. Biological urge do be strong. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (a/cEo) 255
I'm getting more use to the idea of Putin nuking the east coast.
Wonder if puppet man and Putin discussed that. Vdrone. Cancel. Disobey. Put the chocolate in to the peanut butter. Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (J8LnB) 256
Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL) Now be honest, when he finally says something, is it wrong? Usually either the wife or the mother gets a guy to answer like that. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (b2nrj) Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY) 258
So...Marvel is now stealing from Adult Swim cartoons: "Harvey Birdman: Attorney-at-Law" anyone? When are we gonna get Marvel's "The Break Show"? Lame. Ass. Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (OK0YZ) 259
>>> If you're lucky she'll say "Nevermind, it wasn't that important."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (Ryaf0) Dude, do I have to say it? Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 18, 2022 05:06 PM (qsj+f) 260
The pub is getting in some jugs. I don't know when so I asked the girls behind the bar when they're getting jugs.
I embarrassed myself. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (VdGjU) lol I told the cute hardware chick that I needed a screw, and then proceeded to show her what I was looking for. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:06 PM (SH2Zi) Posted by: dartist at May 18, 2022 05:06 PM (+ya+t) 262
232 You don't want to know how...
@disclosetv m JUST IN - US reports first case of #monkeypox after UK, Portugal confirmed new cases earlier today. Multiple suspected cases in Canada and Spain. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2022 05:00 PM (IEa8U) lol. Patricia Cornwell wrote a crime fiction novel called "Unnatural Exposure" where the perp was carting around mutant smallpox ie smallpox mutated using certain cowpox genes. Hope that doesn't come into reality. Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2022 05:06 PM (Rl7KJ) 263
M-Queer-U
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2022 05:07 PM (krQz2) 264
So...Marvel is now stealing from Adult Swim cartoons:
"Harvey Birdman: Attorney-at-Law" anyone? When are we gonna get Marvel's "The Break Show"? Lame. Ass. Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (OK0YZ) I'm waiting for Shake and Meatwad to make an appearance... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 05:07 PM (p03vF) 265
245 Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
can't speak for your husband, but i know full well that whatever i come up with will be wrong, so there's no point in coming up with something. Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, thirty years of wedded bliss at May 18, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp) 266
Plumbing trick didn't work, can try another shot at soldering if drain it but the connection wasn't made to do what I am trying to do with it.
Hate to tear out the tile to replace the faucets Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (2JoB8) 267
Yes, Clark Kent is physically white, but he doesn't brag about being Caucasian or Caucasian culture, as "America Chavez" does.
Ich bin Uberman. Posted by: Adolf Kent at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (3aLWR) 268
Wish my husband would come up with one for this.
Tricks I use Turning the Tables: How about that new place you were talking about the other day! And the old standby: Pick three restaurants you both like. Say which of these three do you want to go to THE LEAST. Then you are down to two and it gets easy. Bonus Tip: Do NOT suggest Hooters, The Tilted Kilt or the local strip club as one of the three. And don't ask how I know. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY) Posted by: Slash Buzz at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (tjGJt) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (KZzsI) 271
Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
can't speak for your husband, but i know full well that whatever i come up with will be wrong, so there's no point in coming up with something. Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, thirty years of wedded bliss at May 18, 2022 05:07 PM (oY6Yp) I've given up asking. i just decide what i'm cooking anymore. easier and less stressful. even going out. unless she says explicitly what she wants up front, it's my call. Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (p03vF) 272
Old joke: cowboy goes into a hardware store.
Ma'am, I need to paint my house. You want a latex? Hell yes, ma'am, but first let's pick out the paint! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp) 273
256 Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
Posted by: Jordan61 ------------ Ha, I do the cooking so she is the one on the spot. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 05:09 PM (Iq9dF) 274
I told the cute hardware chick that I needed a screw, and then proceeded to show her what I was looking for.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:06 PM (SH2Zi) Reminded me of advice I got to never ask a woman how far along she was in her pregnancy if she didn't mention it first. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:09 PM (oc1LF) 275
>>> Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM (DRSnL) I like the real life restaurant named ' I Don't Care' Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:04 PM (oc1LF) There's no escape from that loop. Like a twilight episode or that play, "The Exit" Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:09 PM (qsj+f) 276
Lea Thompson was always really cute.
Would anyone have blamed Marty McFly? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:08 PM (KZzsI) screen door in a hurricane.... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 05:09 PM (p03vF) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (FnRk6) 278
Ally Sheedy is another actress of the era that I thought was way cuter than she was presented as.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (bW8dp) 279
I'm waiting for Shake and Meatwad to make an appearance...
Carl's gonna get beaten up by Captain Marvel for being a man. Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (ZGrMX) Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (OK0YZ) 281
No Exit, not The Exit
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (qsj+f) 282
I'm waiting for Shake and Meatwad to make an appearance...
Carl's gonna get beaten up by Captain Marvel for being a man. Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2022 05:10 PM (ZGrMX) actually... i'm ok with that... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (p03vF) 283
278 Ally Sheedy is another actress of the era that I thought was way cuter than she was presented as.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia --------------- Given teh creeps in Horrywood, I would downplay my looks there too if I was a young actress with talent. Posted by: whig at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (Iq9dF) 284
Now be honest, when he finally says something, is it wrong?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (b2nrj) He usually ends up deciding we are going to have 10 packs of ramen for dinner. So, yes. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (DRSnL) 285
Now be honest, when he finally says something, is it wrong? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (b2nrj)
------- Believe it or not, sometimes we actually want an answer. Me: What would you like for dinner on your birthday? Him: What are my choices? Me: Anything at all. Him: I don't know, too much to choose from. Me: Him: You think of something and I'll like it. Me: Liverwurst sandwiches. Him: Me: Happy birthday. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL) 286
As a husband, I know that the question "Where do you want to go for dinner" needs to be answered with her shortlist of restaurants.
I can go to BW3 with my son. But that's not something I would ever bother wasting time on with my wife. Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (krQz2) 287
And have an escape plan for when she asks "So, what do you think?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2022 04:54 PM (N39Ws) Danny, lets seek safety on the battlefield. Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 05:12 PM (gmo/4) 288
Guys, why are you asking where your lady wants to go for a dinner? Just grab her and go. She don't care where you go as long as you take her with you (and feed her - that part is important).
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3) 289
Would anyone have blamed Marty McFly?
Nowadays they'd go right for the gag where Marty has a boner looking at Lea Thompson and has to hide it. Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2022 05:12 PM (ZGrMX) 290
Ally Sheedy always struck me as being way smarter than she was given roles to act. But yeah, super cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (KZzsI) 291
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL)
..... Nice. The old 'if you don't pick, I'll choose something disgusting' ploy. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (Ryaf0) 292
They made a big deal about her kissing Kirk was the first interracial kiss on TV. I thought red or yellow, black or white, Kirk'll bang anything in his sight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 18, 2022 *** It might have been the first white-black kiss on TV, but there had been interracial kisses earlier between white and Asian. There was a scene in an I Spy the year before the Trek with Robert Culp and his future wife France Nuyen. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (txdEq) 293
She don't care where you go as long as you take her with you (and feed her - that part is important). Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3) ________ You're single, aren't you? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (/U27+) 294
Ooh, two lesbian biological moms are tight!
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Producer at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (krQz2) 295
284 Now be honest, when he finally says something, is it wrong?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:05 PM (b2nrj) He usually ends up deciding we are going to have 10 packs of ramen for dinner. So, yes. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (DRSnL) This is why he's confused and turns the question around. To a guy the question means "choose something you feel like having"(largely unbounded). For women the question clearly has additional implications which I have yet to be able to translate. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (b2nrj) 296
The old 'if you don't pick, I'll choose something disgusting' ploy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (Ryaf0) ------ What, you don't like liverwurst? Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (aeePL) 297
Mmmm....Ramen...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV) 298
Yeah, let's just take a random upscale urban woman we all work with, and make her the model for a superhero, because that'll please the audience, which is exactly like all the people in this expensive and gay-looking office we're in right now. She'll be bitter and resentful about her womanhood, and angry and fearful, because that's the baseline of female existence in this world, amirite? And of course - she'll be regular-pretty, but homely by industry standards, because we subvert expectations around here, and this movie's not for the male gaze... it's for boss bitches. Yas kween... slay. Then she'll live out her dream of fame and glamor she's had since she was the unpopular mousy girl in school, but she finds out through her journey of self-discovery that there's much more to being a Slay Kween of the Me-She-U than sparkly dresses and toxic patriarchy. This is all very original and there's no way a rando on the internet would think of this and give me a million dollar bonus. Posted by: Marvel marketer with a "fresh" script at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (o0I+B) 299
Bonus Tip: Do NOT suggest Hooters, The Tilted Kilt or the local strip club as one of the three. And don't ask how I know."
____ So Twin Peaks is OK ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 18, 2022 05:14 PM (S+j2h) 300
Well in personal news, I got a COLA in my salary as well as a substantial performance bump.
So if inflation stays under 10 pct, I'll be exactly where I was before The Meat Puppet. So, that's nice. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 05:14 PM (QhU+E) Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2022 05:14 PM (gmo/4) 302
A resolution proposing to officially commemorate the “Nakba” in the United States was submitted on Tuesday to the House Committee on Foreign Affairs by Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Michigan, 13th District).
“Today, I introduced a resolution recognizing the Nakba (catastrophe), where 400 Palestinian towns and villages were destroyed, [and] over 700,000 Palestinians [were] uprooted from their homes and made refugees,” Tlaib wrote on Twitter. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2022 05:14 PM (bg3iC) 303
Believe it or not, sometimes we actually want an answer.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (aeePL) But how are we supposed to tell which of the times are those ones? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (b2nrj) 304
>>>You're single, aren't you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (/U27+) Um, no. And my wife fought the hospital so she could be by my side every day for two months as I lay in a coma and came out. So, think I'm doing something right. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3) 305
286 As a husband, I know that the question "Where do you want to go for dinner" needs to be answered with her shortlist of restaurants.
I can go to BW3 with my son. But that's not something I would ever bother wasting time on with my wife. Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2022 05:11 PM (krQz2) As a husband, I know to always make my first pick a place that I DON'T want to go to. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (Tzr2/) 307
This is why he's confused and turns the question around. To a guy the question means "choose something you feel like having"(largely unbounded). For women the question clearly has additional implications which I have yet to be able to translate.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (b2nrj) His 10 packs of ramen answer is his way of making me laugh. Most of his choices I am fine with, especially after a long day of work. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (DRSnL) 308
Didn't see the Breakfast Club in its entirely until just a couple years ago but watched it again not long ago, quite a good movie I think.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (2JoB8) 309
Somehow it has fallen to me to get something out for dinner.
Now I pick the wrong thing about half the time. Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (anj39) 310
I like what a pastor I heard said about going out to eat. He limited it to dating a girl the first time but it went something like this:
Guy picks up girl and they head to his choice of a restaurant. She decides she would rather go somewhere else. The pastor says "she's not being deliberately contrary here, she's testing him. She may not even be aware of it, but she wants to know if he's strong and will be a leader. He should say at this point 'well lets go there next time, for now we're here so we will eat here.'" I like that theory. Of course she might be a Vegan who hates this place because their CEO donated to a Republican or something but in that case you're better off pissing her off and not getting any closer. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (KZzsI) 311
Um, no. And my wife fought the hospital so she could be by my side every day for two months as I lay in a coma and came out. So, think I'm doing something right.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3) --- You must indeed. Posted by: Pitch Meeting Producer at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (krQz2) 312
Um, no. And my wife fought the hospital so she could be by my side every day for two months as I lay in a coma and came out. So, think I'm doing something right. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3) _________ God bless. And you are. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (/U27+) 313
But how are we supposed to tell which of the times are those ones?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (b2nrj) ------- Always. But I may not be like other women because I enjoy getting things like frying pans or blenders for Christmas, so you should probably discount anything I say. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (aeePL) 314
308 Didn't see the Breakfast Club in its entirely until just a couple years ago but watched it again not long ago, quite a good movie I think.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (2JoB I agree. It's both a time capsule and kinda universal in its appeal. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:17 PM (XvPQV) 315
ProTip: If She Hulk offers you a handy, take a pass.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2022 05:17 PM (4I/2K) 316
Guy: *zoned out*
Woman: *Suddenly asks a question* Guy: *Oh shit, what do I say now?* ^I think women largely have the same conversation patterns with other women, but the women in those scenarios know how to respond. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:17 PM (b2nrj) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2022 05:17 PM (IEa8U) 318
Always. But I may not be like other women because I enjoy getting things like frying pans or blenders for Christmas, so you should probably discount anything I say.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (aeePL) LOL. My birthday is coming up and I asked for a new wok. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL) 319
I think women largely have the same conversation patterns with other women, but the women in those scenarios know how to respond.
Watching the GF on the phone with her mother can by funny some times because she 100% does this. Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (ESjRY) 320
Karine Jean-Pierre: "It seems like to us that it is very one-sided on what we call out as intimidation or as violence."
Word salad expert. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (okGHj) 321
What, you don't like liverwurst?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (aeePL) ...... It's high-brow potted meat. I usually go with something like Underwood's Deviled Ham or Deviled Chicken when I eat ground animal organs. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (Ryaf0) 322
Always. But I may not be like other women because I enjoy getting things like frying pans or blenders for Christmas, so you should probably discount anything I say. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (aeePL) __________ I asked HM if she wanted a whole-house vacuum cleaner for Christmas. She said nothing would make her happier. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (/U27+) 323
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3)
You chose the hospital restaurant for two months? Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (oc1LF) Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (ESjRY) 325
297 Mmmm....Ramen...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV) --------- Wifey has been stocking up on that for the burning times, whereas I've been stocking up on toilet paper & ammo. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (AYpIl) 326
Wish my husband would come up with one for this. We usually just go back and forth for 10 minutes. "What do you feel like having? I don't know, what do YOU feel like having?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:03 PM After a short period of indecision, I say "Ok, let's go to McDonald's." Since noone want Mickey D's, alternatives come forth. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (a3Q+t) 327
I used to like Braunschweiger as a kid but now it makes me want to barf.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI) 328
She don't care where you go as long as you take her with you (and feed her - that part is important).
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3) You're single, aren't you? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (/U27+) Kind of on topic, but is there a girrrl power equivalent of "ass, gas, or grass; nobody rides for free?" Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (SH2Zi) 329
Somehow it has fallen to me to get something out for dinner.
Now I pick the wrong thing about half the time. Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (anj39) ------- How about giving her two choices and telling her you'd like her to make the final decision? *how I got my husband to help pick out our wedding china. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (aeePL) 330
@317
>>'Pirates of the Caribbean' Producer Says Sequel to Star Margot Robbie It's going to be interesting to see how they play this, is Margo Robbies, Jane Sparrow, going to be perpetually buzzed and slur her dialog? That was the whole conceit of Depp's character. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 05:20 PM (QhU+E) 331
My arm is getting tired.
Posted by: She Hulk at May 18, 2022 05:20 PM (4I/2K) 332
I make all dinner choices for homemade...and I pretty much set the parameters for going out.
That's b/c we're almost always feeding 6 (and now 7), and I'm also 100% in charge of the budget. So, everyone know mom knows what we can spend, and when we have to cheap out or can go big... Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 05:20 PM (exHjb) 333
Didn't see the Breakfast Club in its entirely until just a couple years ago but watched it again not long ago, quite a good movie I think.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2022 05:16 PM (2JoB My main problem with that movie is - They never had breakfast! No french toast. No pancakes. No scrambled eggs. No bacon. Nuthin'. And it was right in the title!!! Don't make a promise you don't intend to keep, Hollywood!!!! Minus 3 stars for being big fat liars!!!! Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2022 05:20 PM (OK0YZ) 334
I asked HM if she wanted a whole-house vacuum cleaner for Christmas. She said nothing would make her happier.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (/U27+) -------- We would definitely be instant friends. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (aeePL) 335
Mmmm....Ramen...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV) --------- Wifey has been stocking up on that for the burning times, whereas I've been stocking up on toilet paper & ammo. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (AYpIl) Good thinking. Add water filtration if you haven't already. Reminds me, need to buy another 55 gallon water drum. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV) 336
I guess my point was I think that when women cannot offer a specific choice to restaurant, she wants the man to step up and decide, and stick with it, because its all food and deep down a sane woman wants her man to lead and be the shot caller.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI) 337
LOL. My birthday is coming up and I asked for a new wok.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM And the first thing you need to prepare in it is bacon, so you can wok the talk. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi) 339
I really despise this phrase.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 05:15 PM (Tzr2/) I don't know where it came from, that phrase itself and queen spelled that way looks ridiculous. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (Ut+C0) 340
>>>You chose the hospital restaurant for two months?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:18 PM (oc1LF) If you consider NG tube fed hospital food. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (QYPq3) 341
Always. But I may not be like other women because I enjoy getting things like frying pans or blenders for Christmas, so you should probably discount anything I say.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 *** I've heard rumors of the existence of women like you, BB. Always thought they were mythical, like unicorns. Come to think of it, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to *say* she wouldn't mind having such-and-such an appliance for Christmas. I made sure to give her something sparkly instead. Maybe I should have gone with the deep fryer. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (txdEq) 342
And....I might actually watch Margot Robbie as a sexy pirate. Especially if she's topless again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV) 343
I think the "where to go" question is only difficult because one side is thinking, "we shouldn't go out and should stay home and save money", or "I make bad food choices" or "I don't even know how hungry I am" or something similar. So you're not only arguing with each other but also with your own inner dilemmas. If everybody is hungry and there's no choice but to go out picking a place is always easy.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (qsj+f) 344
Wifey has been stocking up on that for the burning times, whereas I've been stocking up on toilet paper & ammo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (AYpIl) I've been focusing on beer lately. Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (anj39) 345
>>Always. But I may not be like other women because I enjoy getting things like frying pans or blenders for Christmas, so you should probably discount anything I say.
Swiffer is the way to a woman's heart. Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (ZLI7S) 346
If you consider NG tube fed hospital food.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (QYPq3) ------ God love you. I'm glad you made it out alive and are with us today, and I'm glad you have such a good wife. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (aeePL) 347
It doesn't even make sense. If she's an alien, how is she Hispanic?
I know LOTS of Hispanic Aliens.... er... illegal aliens... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (oHd/0) 348
And the first thing you need to prepare in it is bacon, so you can wok the talk.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2022 05:21 PM (a3Q+t) Can you make bacon in a wok? I am going to find out! Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL) 349
I might actually watch Margot Robbie as a sexy pirate.
Each successive Pirates movie made me question even further why I was watching them so they better reboot the writers and director to make it good again. The first was creative and fun, then it got... dumb. Probably knowing as much about sailing ship combat as I do didn't help any. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI) 350
Frankly I'd wish someone would buy me a vacuum for my birthday. I don't want to spend my money on one.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (oc1LF) 351
Come to think of it, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to *say* she wouldn't mind having such-and-such an appliance for Christmas. I made sure to give her something sparkly instead. Maybe I should have gone with the deep fryer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (txdEq) ------- One year for Christmas I told my husband I wanted a big frying pan (with lid) that could go into the oven. He said he wanted a shop vac. We were made for each other. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (aeePL) 352
It doesn't even make sense. If she's an alien, how is she Hispanic?
/Puts down anal probe I COME IN PEACE! Posted by: America Chavez at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY) 353
317 meh, whatever...
'Pirates of the Caribbean' Producer Says Sequel to Star Margot Robbie Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2022 05:17 PM (IEa8U) -------- Out' Captain Jack. In: Captain Rack. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (AYpIl) 354
-Writes off Pirates franchise
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (/6GbT) 355
You know, I don't think I've ever been out with a woman who couldn't make up her mind about what to eat at a restaurant.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (OK0YZ) 356
'It cooks the bacon in the wok.'
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 05:24 PM (0OP+5) 357
Wifey has been stocking up on that for the burning times, whereas I've been stocking up on toilet paper & ammo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:19 PM (AYpIl) Tell her to go to the Asian grocery to get those. They are a little more expensive, but the Asians have all kinds of cool flavors and you can buy cases of them. I got some roast duck ramen, and it comes with a flavor pack, a hot spice pack and some gelatinous shit in another pack that I think is supposed to mimic the renderings in a homemade stock like pho. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (Ryaf0) 358
Swiffer is the way to a woman's heart.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (ZLI7S) ------ I don't know if I'd go that far but I know you're still bitter about losing yours, so I'll go easy on you. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (aeePL) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (Tzr2/) 360
Come to think of it, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to *say* she wouldn't mind having such-and-such an appliance for Christmas. I made sure to give her something sparkly instead. Maybe I should have gone with the deep fryer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (txdEq) I have never gotten something sparkly at Xmas, thankfully. I HATE jewelry, and literally wear my wedding ring...and that's it. Spouse has figured out that his best Xmas gifts are experience gifts for me to go to high end restaurants or theater tickets...or aromatherapy bubble bath (that's the one girly thing I take)... Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (exHjb) 361
I hate my job.
I just finished a 3 hour meeting (it was supposed to go only 2 hours). We have a 2-hour planning meeting on Friday afternoon and one of the people I truly hate said in this 3 hour meeting that we probably needed to talk more about what we're going to talk about in the Friday 2-hour meeting, so the team leader who I also hate scheduled a 2-hour prep meeting tomorrow afternoon to talk about what we're going to talk about in the 2-hour Friday afternoon meeting. Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (FQWHA) 362
You know, I don't think I've ever been out with a woman who couldn't make up her mind about what to eat at a restaurant.
80% of the time after we start eating my female companion, "I should have gotten what you did!" Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (ESjRY) 363
I got Mrs fd some coilovers for her car one year for Christmas.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (vrz2I) 364
wok bacon takes a little learning though: the heat is not evenly distributed across the whole of the thing like a frying pan, so you have to work to get evenly cooked bacons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (KZzsI) 365
It's going to be interesting to see how they play this, is Margo Robbies, Jane Sparrow, going to be perpetually buzzed and slur her dialog? ---- Some notes: Not perpetually - just on Black Box cabernet night when she kibitzes with the gurlz about all the dick she recently took - fifteen men on a drunk chick's chest, etc. Empowering stuff like that. The rest of the time, she's a buttoned-up (but brilliant!) accountant with an 80-IQ Chippendale's dancer as a secretary. But sometimes she has to break up the monotony of her highly paid office job in a very trendy club district, by taking a break from corporate piracy and doing the real thing. Posted by: Marvel marketer with a at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (o0I+B) 366
Probably knowing as much about sailing ship combat as I do didn't help any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI) -------------- Knowing how wind works doesn't help any, either. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (aaGzp) 367
Swiffer is the way to a woman's heart.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:22 PM (ZLI7S) Sure, so long as you are driving it. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (okGHj) 368
I let my wife pick out her gifts.
She is very, very discriminating about things she wants in her life, hence, me. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (jTmQV) 369
>>I don't know if I'd go that far but I know you're still bitter about losing yours, so I'll go easy on you.
Not at all. I got a new one and this one understands me. Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (ZLI7S) 370
And what's up with all the average-looking women starring in roles that used to go to super hotties? The lead chick in Moon Knight was pretty plain and this chick in She-Hulk is pretty plain. Is this part of the whole "redefining beauty" thing? It seems like longer the Marvel movies have gone on, the uglier the chicks in them get.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (NVVQz) 371
I have never gotten something sparkly at Xmas, thankfully. I HATE jewelry, and literally wear my wedding ring...and that's it.
Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (exHjb) Same here, although I'll wear earrings very occasionally. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (DRSnL) 372
Not at all. I got a new one and this one understands me.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (ZLI7S) ------- Everyone needs a soulmate. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (aeePL) 373
it's not that hard to figure out gifts - only give cleaning and cooking utensils as "gifts" to your paid household staff. If you want to get some for yourself, fine. But don't think they're a gift.
Best gift is something completely useless and pointless but that Looks Pretty, say "I saw it and I instantly thought of you." Now for gift giving to men, a gift certificate to a local BBQ place will always work just fine, that's all they want. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (trdmm) 374
Hedy coulda pulled it off
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (us2H3) 375
Tell her to go to the Asian grocery to get those.
They are a little more expensive, but the Asians have all kinds of cool flavors and you can buy cases of them. I got some roast duck ramen, and it comes with a flavor pack, a hot spice pack and some gelatinous shit in another pack that I think is supposed to mimic the renderings in a homemade stock like pho. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (Ryaf0) Sounds like my house - from my Asian place, I have air-fried crab ramen and oyster ramen - stocked up when they had a sale... Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (exHjb) 376
Huh PSA has SKSs with bayonet for $399.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (vrz2I) 377
I just finished a 3 hour meeting (it was supposed to go only 2 hours). We have a 2-hour planning meeting on Friday afternoon and one of the people I truly hate said in this 3 hour meeting that we probably needed to talk more about what we're going to talk about in the Friday 2-hour meeting, so the team leader who I also hate scheduled a 2-hour prep meeting tomorrow afternoon to talk about what we're going to talk about in the 2-hour Friday afternoon meeting.
Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (FQWHA) Do you work for the government? Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (DRSnL) 378
Can you make bacon in a wok? I am going to find out!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL) --------- You fry it in maple syrup. Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun and games at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (AYpIl) 379
>>> Can you make bacon in a wok? I am going to find out!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL) I gave up on woks. I couldn't figure out how to season them right and they always stuck food. Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (qsj+f) 380
The lead chick in Moon Knight was pretty plain and this chick in She-Hulk is pretty plain.
The two female leads in Dr Strange 2 are meh as well. It feels on purpose, but I can't figure why. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) 381
Not at all. I got a new one and this one understands me.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:26 PM (ZLI7S) Finally gave up on the Asian mail order brides, huh. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (Ryaf0) 382
I gave up on woks. I couldn't figure out how to season them right and they always stuck food.
Same, and I couldn't find any significant advantage of one over just a frying pan. Plus they take up a lot of space. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI) 383
Everyone needs a soulmate.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (aeePL) Even if it is the Nova 2000 DeLuxe. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (trdmm) 384
Each successive Pirates movie made me question even further why I was watching them so they better reboot the writers and director to make it good again. The first was creative and fun, then it got... dumb. Probably knowing as much about sailing ship combat as I do didn't help any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI) The first PotC is the only one I can stand to re-watch...and even then Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly make it difficult. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (XvPQV) 385
Finally gave up on the Asian mail order brides, huh.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (Ryaf0) Well with shipping prices being what they are... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (XvPQV) 386
a 2-hour prep meeting tomorrow afternoon to talk about what we're going to talk about in the 2-hour Friday afternoon meeting.
Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (FQWHA) How are you going to be prepared for the prep meeting? Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (SH2Zi) 387
Now for gift giving to men, a gift certificate to a local BBQ place will always work just fine, that's all they want.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (trdmm) The skulls of our enemies if you're feeling particularly romantic. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (b2nrj) Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I) Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (ZLI7S) 390
376 Huh PSA has SKSs with bayonet for $399.
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (vrz2I) *perks up* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (XvPQV) 391
I gave up on woks. I couldn't figure out how to season them right and they always stuck food.
Same, and I couldn't find any significant advantage of one over just a frying pan. Plus they take up a lot of space. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI) Shoot. I thought the problem was mine was really old and was pretty cheap. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL) 392
I have never gotten something sparkly at Xmas, thankfully. I HATE jewelry, and literally wear my wedding ring...and that's it.
Posted by: Nova local at May 18, 2022 05:25 PM (exHjb) Same here, although I'll wear earrings very occasionally. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM You don't know what you're missing. Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (a3Q+t) 393
@338
>>Congratulations! Thanks, we got a new CEO and he's trying to quiet our very restive workforce due to many factors but mostly because of the previous CEOs botching of design and implementation of our ERP and Change Order management system. Pretty much the worst design and implementation I have ever seen Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (QhU+E) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (XvPQV) 395
>>> Same, and I couldn't find any significant advantage of one over just a frying pan. Plus they take up a lot of space.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI) And I can season castiron like a mo-fo. All my pans have a clean glistening sheen from a good hard layer of season. But woks are beyond me. I probably didn't buy a good brand to start with. Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (qsj+f) 396
The two female leads in Dr Strange 2 are meh as well. It feels on purpose, but I can't figure why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) I think the entire "Woke" movement has a huge mental issue with any aspect of Sexuality, and this inability to showcase an actual attractive woman is part of it. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (trdmm) 397
Everyone needs a soulmate.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 18, 2022 05:27 PM (aeePL) That's the golden ring of life. Unfortunately most of us are still digging on Oak Island Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (oc1LF) 398
Finally gave up on the Asian mail order brides, huh.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2022 05:29 PM (Ryaf0) Well with shipping prices being what they are... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (XvPQV) They don't look very good after sitting offshore in the container for six months. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (3aLWR) 399
NOOD, and I'm going home and going out to dinner for our anniversary.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL) 400
I just got the email and they are already all gone.
"This is a new shipment received on 5-10-2021 and is one of the best quality batches we have ever received! These are authentic Vietnam Era Military Surplus Chinese Type 56 SKS rifles, manufactured at the #26 Jianshe Arsenal factory." Posted by: fd at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2I) 401
>>Finally gave up on the Asian mail order brides, huh.
The air freight was killing me. Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2022 05:30 PM (ZLI7S) Buy in bulk. They'll deliver them in shipping containers. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (SH2Zi) 402
PSA Dagger with TEN high-cap magazines is $399.
Just in case any WA morons haven't gunned up enough ahead of the ban. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV) 403
Shoot. I thought the problem was mine was really old and was pretty cheap.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL) Get one from a restaurant supply store. They'll be cheap and wok out. Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 18, 2022 05:33 PM (SH2Zi) 404
Fuck it. I'm buying one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:33 PM (XvPQV) 405
nood
Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2022 05:33 PM (786Ro) 406
Meetings I hated. - Told I have to give one of the presentations - Presentations are 15 minutes with 5 minutes for questions - Spend time on a good presentation - See on the agenda that mine is the last one - First one goes 40 minutes and 20 of questions - No time for my talk because the big boys have a hard stop. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 05:33 PM (/U27+) 407
First thing I do with ramen is cook my onion in the water. Then I crush the ramen in the wrapper and pull out the 'flavor' pack and throw it in cabinet with the other hundred or so I'm saving for zombietimes. Toss the ramen in the pot along with couple spoons of Better Than Boullion, right at the end stir in a couple eggs.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 05:34 PM (0OP+5) 408
>>> NOOD, and I'm going home and going out to dinner for our anniversary.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2022 05:32 PM (DRSnL) Congratulations! Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2022 05:35 PM (qsj+f) 409
The two female leads in Dr Strange 2 are meh as well. It feels on purpose, but I can't figure why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) --- Can't say that about Elizabeth Olsen myself. Yeah, she's no Charlize Theron, but not too bad. Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2022 05:35 PM (krQz2) 410
How are you going to be prepared for the prep meeting?
Posted by: Comrade flounder lol. Thanks. I needed that. I'm trying not to lose my sense of humor about the whole thing. Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2022 05:35 PM (FQWHA) 411
Happy Anniversary, J61!
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 05:36 PM (0OP+5) 412
First thing I do with ramen is cook my onion in the water. Then I crush the ramen in the wrapper and pull out the 'flavor' pack and throw it in cabinet with the other hundred or so I'm saving for zombietimes. Toss the ramen in the pot along with couple spoons of Better Than Boullion, right at the end stir in a couple eggs.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2022 05:34 PM (0OP+5) I'll try that. Thanks. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:38 PM (XvPQV) 413
The two female leads in Dr Strange 2 are meh as well. It feels on purpose, but I can't figure why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) --- Can't say that about Elizabeth Olsen myself. Yeah, she's no Charlize Theron, but not too bad. Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2022 05:35 PM (krQz2) Only the MCU can take a hot girl, turn her character evil, and she puts on MORE clothing instead of stripping down, per tradtion. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 18, 2022 05:39 PM (XvPQV) 414
Wait and see? They can wait forever for all I care.
Movies cost 18 bucks, no way am I paying to see woke crap infect a favorite franchise. Newsflash...every time I go to a comic store I"m the only woman there. who's doing their audience research...Frank Luntz? Posted by: vivi at May 18, 2022 05:47 PM (33kEg) 415
Yeah Elizabeth Olsen would definitely get it. But the general hotness trend in the MCU lately is...meh.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 18, 2022 05:49 PM (NVVQz) 416
cool going for the willow!
She Hulk looks like it could have been a lot of fun. They could have made a brilliant action comedy, but, no, cannot do that, because, grrl pwr! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 18, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/) 417
[senses marketing opportunity for bumper sticker, "Un-angry Women Rarely Make History' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2022 06:14 PM (kT/t7) 418
64 If I could go back in time, I'd kill everyone at the pitch meeting where the sequel to Star Wars was discussed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2022 04:33 PM (/U27+) Hey! Someone subscribed to my newsletter! I've been saying this for about 3 decades now. There is only one Star Wars movie, and it does not have an Episode title. Posted by: goozer at May 18, 2022 06:19 PM (PtK0Q) 419
22 I've known a few she hulk lawyers
Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2022 04:27 PM (2oJif) Used one in my divorce. The jury is still out on if that was a good thing or not. Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2022 07:36 PM (FbOyJ) 420
I remember a time when it was said that Disney bought Marvel so they would have something to appeal to boys. Something comparable to their Disney Princess line. But since then, they've gone out of their way to turn their newly-purchased boys' franchise into the most generic of girls' franchises. The stupidity of these people is boundless....
Posted by: Castle Guy at May 18, 2022 09:02 PM (Lhaco) 421
I watched episode 1 of Moon Knight having read the comics many years ago. I'm confused so far but figure on a couple more. And +1 on the "average chicks" comments. I thought the purpose was to watch chicks we can't see every day.
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