Jenny Pflapjacks Claims Biden Has Been On Top of the Baby Formula Crisis But Biden Hasn't Ever Mentioned It And She Won't Even Say When He Was First Briefed On It

You'd think the Secretary of Babysitting would be on top of this, but no:

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I mean, no one believes that that this mental incompetent is making decisions, but the fact that they didn't bother to even brief President Silver Alert about this shows that the Election Fortifiers themselves were not taking the crisis seriously.

Nick Arama notes a Jen Pflapjacks struggling to keep her latest Tissue of Lies from dissolving:

She should get together with Tom Nichols and do some kind of traveling Geek Show.

Arama notes:

White House Deputy Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said it was a "top priority" on Wednesday. But then, when she was asked who was the point person on the issue at the White House, Jean-Pierre was unable to say. Some priority. They hadn't even said anything about it until the last couple of days.

She also laughed when asked who was running point on the issue. Maybe that was a nervous laugh. Maybe it was an arrogant laugh, as in, "How dare you attempt to fact-check my story that we're taking this seriously by asking me to name the person running point on this crisis that I just claimed was top priority for the administration."

Either way, it gives away the lie.

If it were an ice cream shortage the country would be at DEFCON 1.

She gives the game away again here:

"We don't wake Biden up for the small stuff like children dying of hunger."

Meanwhile, a Univision commentator, an economist, tells Biden to stop blaming other people for the runaway inflation he caused with his unnecessary, unwise spending packages:


That's Univision, not the "right-wing" competitor American (or Americano, whatever it's called -- I've literally heard it both ways.)

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (RkC6l)

2 Oh lord, that dress again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

3 Trust me.

Posted by: lying P-saki at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (MzKgG)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Jenny Pisspflaps.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

6 >>>Jenny Pflapjacks

Nice and cruel.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 12:18 PM (SH2Zi)

7 Well, explains this anyway.

Poynter pays glowing tribute to Jen Psaki, 'one of the best press secretaries ever'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 12:18 PM (FVME7)

8 The shortage of baby formula just shows how much we need late-term abortion!

Pregnant birthing-people, there's still time for you to avoid having to scramble to find baby formula!

Posted by: The Democratic Party! at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (I2/tG)

9 Sundowner gets baby formula for breakfast, of course ge is pn it

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (iFrHf)

10 Dems hate babies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (ucG1R)

11 >Psaki says Biden has been working on the baby formula shortage for months

Thanks, I'll take that as confirmation that your regime engineered this crisis.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (+cjJb)

12 She lied about the free meth/crack pipes, too.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (AwYPR)

13 Gah!


The Psternum is back on the Blog.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (kjquW)

14 Regimes do not pathologically lie in this manner and just stop at lying. They take actions. Drastic actions.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (QYPq3)

15 Line of Fire? Context on what this is would help.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (tt9eU)

16 2 Oh lord, that dress again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

Hehe.

It might be good to see that today of all days, but not for the reason you think. The lesson of Friday the 13th is that sechs = death, especially if you're in a wooded area. Psucki wearing that dress, showing off the top of her flesh-and-fat globes coupled to mammary glands, might kill the sechs desire of the youth, thus saving them from the wrath of Jason V.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

17 When you've lost Univision.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Jenny Cheesephlaps.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2022 12:21 PM (M9XmQ)

19 We think Psaki's bad.. Wait till the French named anti-white lesbian takes over

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:21 PM (TQlM9)

20
If it were an ice cream shortage the country would be at DEFCON 1.

I wish we were at Defcon 1. We ventured up to Defcon 3 when Putin put his nuclear forces on high alert.

Defcon 4 is the one you don't ever want to be in.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:21 PM (dQvv7)

21 Get a truck and grab all the stockpiled formula down at the southern border for illegal immigrants. Done.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 12:21 PM (iA3kn)

22 Sundowner gets baby formula for breakfast, of course ge is pn it
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 12:19 PM (iFrHf)


This is why I hate typing on screens and still have a Blackberry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

23 The whole point of the Democrat Party is to make sure kids do not get a good start in life. That's why they give priority to abortion over baby formula.

Posted by: DaveD at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (WrzlM)

24 They lie about everything. Just like Ryan is doing.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Y274z)

25 Theory: the Roe decision was leaked by the WH to try and distract from the formula shortage, which they've known was a growing problem for months.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (9zK/o)

26 Baby formula: When a man and a woman love each other very much, then...

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (sReZj)

27 This Raggity Pskanki Ann's last day, right?

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (iFrHf)

28 That last video (in Spanish) was a good rant.
I specially liked how he said "quarenta" - gave me flashbacks to my mom scolding us.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (ucG1R)

29 Theory: the Roe decision was leaked by the WH to try and distract from the formula shortage, which they've known was a growing problem for months.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (9zK/o)



Who leaked it to the WH?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

30 LET THEM EAT CORN POPS!

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (93Arc)

31 The jet set ready for the right war but the wrong enemy. Whoops.

I know, let's buy baby formula from the Mexican drug cartels?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (DJwbr)

32 Meanwhile, a Univision commentator tells Biden to stop blaming other people for the runaway inflation he caused with his unnecessary, unwise spending packages:

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This has more effect than any GOP press conference or ad buy ever could.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

33 Jenny Pflapjacks is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

Bravo.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (5p7BC)

34 15 Line of Fire? Context on what this is would help.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (tt9eU)

All I know about is that movie "In the Line of Fire", starring Clint Eastwood, Rene Russo, and John Malkovich. Probably not a good movie to see today, as it has Eastwood and Russo trying to engage in teh secks.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 Little Red Lying Hood strikes again.

God, sadly, does not. No lightning bolt fried her despite her asking for it,

Unrelated: Fred Ward passed away. Was in "Tremors," "The Right Stuff," "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and others.

Why take him and not Biden or Psaki? Not right.

Posted by: acethepug at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (pgqW6)

36 Somebody posted a picture of a Supermarket in Mexico with shelves full of Baby Formula, MEXICO has it's act together, we are doomed.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (6tYhO)

37
"People don't eat off of politics."

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Says you, Jorge.

Posted by: Several thousand grotesquely fat pigs in conservative media at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (rzne3)

38 I would have at least a bit of respect for her if she would just say "because fuck you, that's why." At least that would be honest.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Qy7kP)

39 My phone keyboard is smaller than my tablet by 2/3

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (iFrHf)

40 Psaki's greatest continuous lie is the Trump Administration created the Ministry of Truth, while not being able to name one member of said ministry.

This bitch lies more often than Biden does, and she's not good at it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (VWp7G)

41 29 Theory: the Roe decision was leaked by the WH to try and distract from the formula shortage, which they've known was a growing problem for months.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (9zK/o)


Who leaked it to the WH?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

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Obama just read about it in the papers this morning.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (93Arc)

42 Jen Psalami Pswallower

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (UgAdJ)

43 Is Psaki wearing that dress trying to show off something?
We had a woman at the college that would complement the cleavage with red lipstick. At least it made people smile.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Y274z)

44 Linea de Fuego. That is a cool name for a show.

I have no idea how Telemundo and Univision operate but It feels like this guy is their “Angry Guy” character doing his Angry Guy thing. How do you say Bill Oreilley en Espanol?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (OalnH)

45 Who leaked it to the WH?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

You think they would have figured out by now.. It shouldn't be that hard.... My guess is someone connected to the wise Latina

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (TQlM9)

46 Who leaked it to the WH?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

The WH probably gets an informal heads-up from SCOTUS about upcoming cases with large political ramifications.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

47 I mean, no one believes that that this mental incompetent is making decisions

Of course not but whoever "our betters" truly are, they have an all-consuming appetite for destruction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Xrfse)

48 Didn't FJB do a rose garden White House invited-press-only no cameras no recorders allowed thing to address baby formula? Wasn't it yesterday?

And no questions allowed?

In other words, just a scripted rehearsed statement read from the ultra large print prompter, in front of reliable propagandists, who could be counted upon to go out and parrot the lines?

Did this not happen?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (KiBMU)

49 Theory: the Roe decision was leaked by the WH to try and distract from the formula shortage, which they've known was a growing problem for months.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (9zK/o)



Wife saw a facebook post where a woman was looking for advise on how to get her Yeti cup repaired. She dropped it and the thick coating had cracked and broken away. The issue was, the coating was made from her BREASTMILK and is very special to her.

Guess she'll need to get knocked up again and suffer with a cracked shell for 9 months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Well, of course Catholic Joe has not mentioned it. He lives by the Word. When his right hand giveth, his left is unaware! Swoon. What a kind, compassionate, and humble man. Who has seen a man so powerful yet humble!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (MaRsn)

51 Leftists parents will still vote for him and his party, because they hate their enemies more than they love their children.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (qvB5U)

52 Biden is on top of it .. "it" being Causing the shortages.

"we have the greatest election fraud machine in history"

"we shut down production at a large manufacturer despite no product being contaminated ... still under investigation ... stop having babies, it is your own fault."

now tell us about the diesel shortage and how much you are shipping to Europe/

Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

53 36 Somebody posted a picture of a Supermarket in Mexico with shelves full of Baby Formula, MEXICO has it's act together, we are doomed.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (6tYhO)

To be fair Mexico is a bit looser on the bacterial agents in food and drink than we are...

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (53oGX)

54 46 Who leaked it to the WH?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

The WH probably gets an informal heads-up from SCOTUS about upcoming cases with large political ramifications.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

A tradition that goes back to at least 1856.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

55 "Psaki says Biden has been working on the baby formula shortage for months "


Why doubt that? It would explain a lot of the current clusterf....

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (MxEKc)

56 >>Regimes do not pathologically lie in this manner and just stop at lying. They take actions. Drastic actions.


They get enthusiasms. Enthusiasms.

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)

57 If you like your baby you can keep your baby

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (ESjRY)

58
Piss-Pflaps. Jacks.

And lady, cover up that Grand Canyon on your chest. You'll frighten the horses and kids!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

59 that's too bad. Fred Ward was a solid actor and seemed like a good guy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (5HBd1)

60 Univision always hated Joey Shitbrains. Even though they may share some of the same political views, they never respected him. They shat all over him during his debate with The Great MAGA King in 2020. I think it's because Hispanics value strong, powerful personalities and not incompetent impotence like they see in Shitbrains.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

61
The WH probably gets an informal heads-up from SCOTUS about upcoming cases with large political ramifications.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM (Rl7KJ)



That's a bit different than getting a full copy of the unreleased opinion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Even the LatinX get it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)

63 Psucki wearing that dress, showing off the top of her flesh-and-fat globes coupled to mammary glands, might kill the sechs desire of the youth, thus saving them from the wrath of Jason V.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

Globes? Come on, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (65tvn)

64 "You got yourself elected."

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Uh huh

Posted by: Dominion at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (rzne3)

65 She should get together with Tom Nichols and do some kind of traveling Geek Show.

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Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (93Arc)

66 My guess is someone connected to the wise Latina
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM


The AoSHQ Style Guide requires amending this to the "wide" Latina.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (RkC6l)

67 Es su responsabilidad, Brandon.!

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (+xjfh)

68 they didn't find anything in the baby formula. The bacteria seems to have come from the water the parents used. Yet they still have the factory shut down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (5HBd1)

69 May Gaia bless our chest feeders. They are the real heroes! *hic* Stay hungry.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (Xrfse)

70 Has Kameltoe made any appearances since she last came down with COVID?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

71 Not sure why anyone is surprised that Democrats don't care about starving babies.

Their position on abortion is literally infanticide.

If they can't abort them, just let them starve to death. Six of one, get 'er done.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell By Other Means at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (1dzqn)

72 Wait until the Carpet Muncher gets behind the podium. It's going to be Laugh In complete with tricycle guy in raincoat, Jane you ignorant slut and telephone operator.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (Y274z)

73 >>Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.

golf clap

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (93Arc)
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*golf clap*

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (G0vdT)

75 The new Ms Intersectionaly spokesperson is going to just as much a lier but will be even worse I think.

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (iFrHf)

76 32 Meanwhile, a Univision commentator tells Biden to stop blaming other people for the runaway inflation he caused with his unnecessary, unwise spending packages:

=========

This has more effect than any GOP press conference or ad buy ever could.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

If Univision keeps this up the Dems will have the wall built b6 the end of August.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2022 12:28 PM (qvB5U)

77 Globes? Come on, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (65tvn)

I was trying to be polite. Kind of.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 12:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

78 Reverse: I believe them. He's been "on it" for months.

And this is the result.

On it.
Wasn't on it.

Which is the least damaging admission?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 13, 2022 12:29 PM (H2XS5)

79 Wtf is Piss-hacky dressed like that for??? She doesn't have the body for that dress, and even if she did, she's not a Telemundo weather girl. She's the WH spokesperson or whatever the fuck. Why must all Hard-Five-At-Best leftwing women always dress far beyond what they have the physical attractiveness for? Their outfits are writing checks their body can't cash.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

80 I had to have a new oven replaced the other day and the guys that installed it were both hispanic.

I happened to have Outnumbered on the television and the panel was talking about what a disaster Biden is. One of the hispanic installers said, "We need Trump back."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2022 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

81 hey she's wearing her sex dress

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:29 PM (geLO8)

82 Univision used to be owned by NBCUniversal, but I see it's run out of Miami now. That would explain them going hard on Grandpa Sniffy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)

83 Hey bacteria is better than FUCKING LEAD in the water.

Posted by: Flint Michigan at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (Y274z)

84 Posted by: WisRich

I drank your milkshake!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Q: "When was the first time the president was briefed on the [baby formula] shortage?"

PSAKI: "I'm not going to get into internal briefings"

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The PDBs (President's Daily Briefs) now consist of hosing him off and giving him new diapers.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (93Arc)

86

RNC Research
@RNCResearch

"Sir, message to families looking for baby formula - do you have a message to those families?"

BIDEN: "Yes, but not on this occasion."

https://tinyurl.com/38vcubk3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (63Dwl)

87 If Biden has lost Univison he is down to single black mothers, suburban wine moms, LGBTQ and the woke mob. Maybe 10% of the country.

Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (MxEKc)

88 Strawberry Tits

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (Y274z)

89 That's Univision

Boy, Joe, when you've lost the illegals...

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (wcs7v)

90 "Sir, message to families looking for baby formula - do you have a message to those families?"

BIDEN: "Yes, but not on this occasion

So.. No then

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (TQlM9)

91 Pookette is waaaaay past the point of needing formula, but I am stocking up on pasta to feed her when the shelves are bare. Yes, it's just carbs, but it's better than her going hungry.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not really a prepper at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (XKZwp)

92 And while we try to guess who leaked the USSC draft...I'm sure it has to be someone in the court pipeline, cause no way the honest Ham & Eggers in the intelligence community would be spying on the SC.

Next thing you'll tell me is they spied on Congress and the President.

Posted by: Bete at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (qvB5U)

93 > they didn't find anything in the baby formula. The bacteria seems to have come from the water the parents used. Yet they still have the factory shut down.

Were they using well water with a shitty filter or something?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (eyxn4)

94 I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Wait, wut?

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (Xrfse)

95 84 Posted by: WisRich

I drank your milkshake!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Missed it by that much.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (G0vdT)

96 I'm laughing... like a hyena.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (Y274z)

97 Coming soon from the Junta. Free passes to National Forests for those who wish to abandon their newborns under a tree.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (lz5hY)

98 that's too bad. Fred Ward was a solid actor and seemed like a good guy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Is he dead ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (arJlL)

99 Jen Psaki is where I get my information from. In fact, I like to call her Miss Information.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (zL564)

100 If Biden has lost Univison he is down to single black mothers, suburban wine moms, LGBTQ and the woke mob. Maybe 10% of the country.

The woke mob largely *is* suburban wine moms and LGBTQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (ZGrMX)

101 The toilet is not the place to wash your baby bottles.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (Xrfse)

102 Oh lord, that dress again.

Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (wcs7v)

103 I shit in the water tank.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (Y274z)

104
they didn't find anything in the baby formula. The bacteria seems to have come from the water the parents used. Yet they still have the factory shut down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM


Could have come from the water, could have come from the container lid set down on a countertop, could have come from the scoop used to parcel the product which was set down on a countertop.

The best method is too heat the solution to 157 degrees for a number of minutes, then let cool to body temperature. But apparently this one sentence of information is too difficult for a government agency to disseminate to people who they consider so stupid.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (dQvv7)

105 MUMR was kind of funny there

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (TQlM9)

106 Maybe the illegitimate president is too worried about the Ultra MAGA plan... which doesn't exist.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (VWp7G)

107 Jenny PFlapjacks? Guess that makes Punchy Capt KaKnuckles.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (5iUNf)

108 The woke mob largely *is* suburban wine moms and LGBTQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (ZGrMX)

And not all Gay men... I know a few who despise Biden and miss Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (TQlM9)

109 >>>Jen Psaki is where I get my information from. In fact, I like to call her Miss Information.
Posted by: Darth Randall

+1.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (VWp7G)

110 Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (wcs7v)

Talk about a failed dairy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (65tvn)

111 98 that's too bad. Fred Ward was a solid actor and seemed like a good guy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Is he dead ?
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 12:32 PM (arJlL)

========

He never made it to the moon...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

112 The baby food shortage was a planned op. There was no reason to close the Abbott plant or recall any lots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 12:34 PM (bg3iC)

113 "Sir, message to families looking for baby formula - do you have a message to those families?"

BIDEN: "Yes, but not on this occasion


Translation: "My desiccated brain recognizes this is probably an important issue, but I cannot recall or have not been instructed on how to answer that question, so I'll just say I am coming up with a message at some unspecified point in the future."

They let this incompetent old hothead get away with anything, don't they?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (eyxn4)

114
Miss DisMal . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

115 This thread is going to the Groove yard of greatest hits. Already.

It's got shits and tits.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (Y274z)

116 I mean, no one believes that that this mental incompetent is making decisions, but the fact that they didn't bother to even brief President Silver Alert about this shows that the Election Fortifiers themselves were not taking the crisis seriously.
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This is clear, yeah. Nobody in his politburo either knew about this or cared. The Abbott plant is idle because of the FDA. The FDA has already found no problem and did not establish causality. The FDA could approve re-opening and let Abbott get to work. They're not doing so, and that is entirely federal and entirely executive.

So why not? Clearly nobody has ordered the FDA to finish up and go home, but that doesn't explain why the FDA itself is still keeping the plant idle after finding nothing wrong. I have two guesses about this:
1. It's red tape and they can't get clearance to restart because of the bureaucratic morass and nobody can be bothered to take a machete to it or end-run it.
2. The guy in charge of the case is furious he couldn't find wrongdoing and hit Abbott with a huge fine, and so he's slow-walking everything out of spite.

Or both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

117 That is a righteous rant from the Univision anchor.

Spot on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (5p7BC)

118 The fitted dresses she normally wears make her breasts look full and round. The low neckline reveals the truth as commenter Warai-otoko pointed out yesterday. Sure fooled me. Flapjacks but maybe not a short stack 🥞

Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (0jZnq)

119 Expecting someone who thinks he can "marry" a man and acts like they had babies together at a hospital is wishful thinking.

Posted by: WiNO at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (EpDzw)

120
Now that Piss-Hockey's gone, we'll have a Joo-hating Haitian lezbo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

121 Wasn't Ultra MAGA the code name for cracking the Enigma Code?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (lz5hY)

122
Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.
Posted by: ShainS


Psaki Toomey?

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

123 >Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.



See the girl at the microphone
she know how to treat that bone
aw yeah
all right
all right
yeah yeah

Tell me what I'd say...

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO8)

124 Were they using well water with a shitty filter or something?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:31 PM (eyxn4)

Maybe they were in Flint, Mi.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

125 The world laughs at our government.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (p+1gI)

126 Meanwhile, a Univision commentator, an economist, tells Biden to stop blaming other people for the runaway inflation he caused with his unnecessary, unwise spending packages:
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That's not very on-message. Biden will need to punish the Latinos for their lack of faith.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

127 >>> 122
Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.
Posted by: ShainS

Psaki Toomey?
Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)

It's not a tumah.

Posted by: Ahnold at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (llON8)

128 118 The fitted dresses she normally wears make her breasts look full and round. The low neckline reveals the truth as commenter Warai-otoko pointed out yesterday. Sure fooled me. Flapjacks but maybe not a short stack 🥞
Posted by: JROD at May 13, 2022 12:35 PM (0jZnq)


Ironically when she was breast feeding a few years back, they were quite plump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

129 Yes, keeping mothers (and fathers) worried about feeding their babies is a winning issue for the left.

The dumbass is strong with these people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (DcKNO)

130 And not all Gay men... I know a few who despise Biden and miss Trump

Gay men in my experience are the LGBTQs most likely to not vote Democrat. The gender studies whackos have been marginalizing them in favor of trannies and many of them have noticed.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

131 >>> that's too bad. Fred Ward was a solid actor and seemed like a good guy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward



That sucks. Great in Tremors and Remo Williams

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (VWp7G)

132 Why would she wear that dress? Omg

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (sI15f)

133 Where the hell did Milky Glutes get off to? His country needs him here

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (Y274z)

134 Oh lord, that dress again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM


When you got 'em, flaunt 'em!

Posted by: Jen "Roots" Psaki at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)

135 103 I shit in the water tank.
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (Y274z)


Piker.

Posted by: Elisa Lam at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (DTX3h)

136 2 Oh lord, that dress again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

Yeh the more I see of her the uglier she gets—on multiple levels

Posted by: 7ma at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (qwO6y)

137 126 Meanwhile, a Univision commentator, an economist, tells Biden to stop blaming other people for the runaway inflation he caused with his unnecessary, unwise spending packages:
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That's not very on-message. Biden will need to punish the Latinos for their lack of faith.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

========

He should punish them by building a wall and deporting all the illegals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

138 Could have come from the water, could have come from the container lid set down on a countertop, could have come from the scoop used to parcel the product which was set down on a countertop.

They didn't find it in the formula cans the kids used. They didn't find any source that had anything to do with the formula. The only thing was the 4 sick kids all used formula made at the same manufacturing plant, which happens to make most of the formula used in the US, so that is not significant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (bg3iC)

139 >>>Wasn't Ultra MAGA the code name for cracking the Enigma Code?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (lz5hY)

It opens the Pandorica.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (QYPq3)

140 70 Has Kameltoe made any appearances since she last came down with COVID?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

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"The significance of appearances, right? The significance of appearances. So when you think about it, there is great significance to appearances ... there is such great significance to appearances."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (93Arc)

141 Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (wcs7v)

I figure the thinking is it will highlight that she is a woman and empathetic to the situation. Also, ladies you have them, use them to feed your kids.

Posted by: WiNO at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM (EpDzw)

142 >>That sucks. Great in Tremors and Remo Williams

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Gus Grissom in The Right Stuff

a movie which treated Gus badly

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (geLO8)

143 Why would she wear that dress? Omg
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (sI15f)


It's hideous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

144 > But apparently this one sentence of information is too difficult for a government agency to disseminate to people who they consider so stupid.

I blame lawyers. Babies' poor development or even death due to malnutrition can be handwaved away. Abundance of caution blah blah blah. But if you put out a product with strict instructions and some asshole doesn't follow those instructions, THEY GON' GET PAID, BABY! We must avoid lawsuits.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (eyxn4)

145 Democrats in 2024:

a) kill your child in the womb
-or-
b) starve it if it lives
-or-
c) groom it if it doesn’t starve

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (4MP+l)

146 Another reason why Keynes sucks. He had no kids, no faith or hope in the future.

Because cock hunger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (V6f9+)

147 Whoa!
Jen going with a little décolletage today eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (anj39)

148 2022 but same idea

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (4MP+l)

149 121 Wasn't Ultra MAGA the code name for cracking the Enigma Code?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (lz5hY)

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COVFEFE was the encryption key.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (93Arc)

150 Now that Piss-Hockey's gone, we'll have a Joo-hating Haitian lezbo.

The quintessential blue checkmark.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (Xrfse)

151 And lady, cover up that Grand Canyon on your chest. You'll frighten the horses and kids!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

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I'm having a hard time figuring out what 'center mass' would be on her.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (U1eOr)

152 Democrats in 2024:

a) kill your child in the womb
-or-
b) starve it if it lives
-or-
c) groom it if it doesn’t starve
Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (4MP+l)
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"Kill it in the womb because you can't afford to feed it, unless you're looking to make a sacrifice for the promotion of social equity."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

153 Globes? Come on, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (65tvn)

I was trying to be polite. Kind of.
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If those are globes, then the earth is flat.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (IytoW)

154 It's hideous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

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Well, she's a guy so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (Qy7kP)

155 Why would she wear that dress? Omg
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (sI15f)

Hate to say, gonna miss Cockpsaki Virus lady - she was just a delicious blend of ludicrous stupidity and cartoonish evil.

Posted by: Boswell at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (5iUNf)

156 Fred Ward was great as Hoke Moseley in Miami Blues.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (La6gB)

157 >>>Democrats in 2024:

a) kill your child in the womb
-or-
b) starve it if it lives
-or-
c) groom it if it doesn’t starve

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:38 PM (4MP+l)

Um, that's been Democrats for at least 6 or 7 decades.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (QYPq3)

158 I figure the thinking is it will highlight that she is a woman and empathetic to the situation. Also, ladies you have them, use them to feed your kids.

this right here. it's certainly not to invite the dreaded "male gaze"

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (j5Tg0)

159 If it wasn't for this smart military blog diverting my attention I would be building IED's in a tarpaper shack in the forest.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (Y274z)

160 John Hartford did not write this song about Jen Psaki:
https://youtu.be/Hekm2QXZ_wU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)

161 R v W being overturned? The dems will starve those cell clumps to death.

They want to kill the kids one way or the other.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (Qhnrt)

162 "2. The guy in charge of the case is furious he couldn't find wrongdoing and hit Abbott with a huge fine, and so he's slow-walking everything out of spite."

or the inspector awkwardly hinted the process would go quicker if his wife found a new car in their driveway ... or maybe they were late on the protection money (protecting from unwarranted inspections)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

163 153 Globes? Come on, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:26 PM (65tvn)

I was trying to be polite. Kind of.
=====

If those are globes, then the earth is flat.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (IytoW)

=======

"I knew it! I knew it!"
-Flat earthers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

164
They didn't find it in the formula cans the kids used. They didn't find any source that had anything to do with the formula. The only thing was the 4 sick kids all used formula made at the same manufacturing plant, which happens to make most of the formula used in the US, so that is not significant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 12:37 PM


According to the CDC, in an average year there are 4 cases. So, average year and the manufacturer is not at fault.

Could this government be any more incompetent?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)

165 I think surrogacy for gays is terrible. Did the sperm for the babies from Pete and Chasten even come from one of them while some unknown womb carried the baby? I know some gay guys who are married. They acted for foster parents for some black kids whom they eventually adopted. I find that much more acceptable than having to pretend you had any emotional attachment to the women carrying the baby, and I expect Pete and Chaten have no problem getting formula. The photshopped picture of Pete and Chasten in the bed is not quite as cringe inducing as this "picture" of two gays and a woman surrogate. Italy has just banned surrogacy:

https://tinyurl.com/27r9u5yk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (fF2aM)

166 If those are globes, then the earth is flat.

So Psaki proves the flat-earthers are right?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (ZGrMX)

167 I'm for one time disappointed that my cable provider doesn't have MSNBC. I was kinda looking forward to Jen's debut. Comedy Gold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (lz5hY)

168 Ward don't be so hard on the Beaver!

Posted by: June Clea6 at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (Y274z)

169 Could this government be any more incompetent?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)
++++
Please, please, PLEASE do not ask that question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

170 Another reason why Keynes sucks. He had no kids, no faith or hope in the future.

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If you look at "world leaders," especially in Europe, you will see that (aside from being Marx-curious) many are childless.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:42 PM (93Arc)

171 Fred Ward is dead?

Time marches on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 12:42 PM (V6f9+)

172 169 Could this government be any more incompetent?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)
++++
Please, please, PLEASE do not ask that question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

========

*thunder and rain*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

173 Um, that's been Democrats for at least 6 or 7 decades.

True — but now they have to publicly defend it

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:42 PM (4MP+l)

174 I usually get excited to see cleavage... usually

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 12:42 PM (flINI)

175 > Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.

I'll bet you this is the logic, "We'd like to point out that the formula shortage is not a crisis because wammin can just breastfeed. We're not actually going to argue that, because it'll sound as if we don't care, so we're just going to put Psaki's pectoral area on display to remind people of boobs."

I've seen lots of people on Twitter flat out say the formula issue is NBD because of breastfeeding, which is superior in every way. Of course they completely ignore that some women don't produce enough, some babies don't latch, and some medications make it so the milk tastes bad or is bad for the baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (eyxn4)

176 Could this government be any more incompetent?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)

-----------------

It's not incompetence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (Qy7kP)

177 Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (QYPq3)

I'd put that on one of my whiteboard signs, but my house would probably be vandalized.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (fF2aM)

178 156 Fred Ward was great as Hoke Moseley in Miami Blues.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (La6gB)

That's the first film I saw him in.

He was also great in the HBO movie 'Cast a Deadly Spell'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (V6f9+)

179 I'm for one time disappointed that my cable provider doesn't have MSNBC. I was kinda looking forward to Jen's debut. Comedy Gold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (lz5hY)

Maybe she'll co-host with Joy Reid.

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

180 I think Jenny P is trying to show up Petey B. "I've got these things that could still be functional, what do you have?" Is what her dress says.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (uwW33)

181 I believe that Biden is every bit as informed about baby formula as he is about any other issue.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (FJYfm)

182 R v W being overturned? The dems will starve those cell clumps to death.
They want to kill the kids one way or the other.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (Qhnrt)


Someone important is invested in Abbot's competitors, and sells formula to the border patrol

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (xhaym)

183 John Hartford did not write this song about Jen Psaki:

Steam powered aeroplane?

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (4MP+l)

184 The constant lying takes it's toll. The more she lies, the more the soul erodes, and it shows.

But, it's what she's chosen. It's become who she is.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (QzJWU)

185 Unrelated: Fred Ward passed away. Was in "Tremors," "The Right Stuff," "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and others.

Posted by: acethepug at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (pgqW6)


And "30 Minutes or Less" where he shot an intruder with a pen gun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

186 Globes? Come on, now.

Well, a Mercator projection.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (wcs7v)

187 Could this government be any more incompetent?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)

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Never attribute to incompetence what can be ascribed to evil.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (93Arc)

188 Americanx

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (UuD2k)

189 Abbott shutdown, diesel/fuel prices, fertilizer, China shutdown, to name a few...

None of this is by accident.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (QYPq3)

190 Oh lord, that dress again.

Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (wcs7v)


You can bet the decision to wear that was deliberate.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (anj39)

191 You know what else seems to be in short supply? Contrast dye for CT scans etc.
Dunno why

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (ucG1R)

192 Globes? Come on, now.
----
Well, a Mercator projection.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:44 PM (wcs7v)
++++
AoSHQ: Come for the cutting commentary, stay for the cartography jokes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)

193 All of this shows the utter incompetence of the Biden administration (which appears to be the hallmark of the managerial class dating back to WWI). Biden could make a big show of bringing in the head of the FDA and ordering him to allow the Abbott plant to reopen.

It would be fantastic optics, and good for a decent short term boost in his approval rating.

But he doesn't.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (5p7BC)

194 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (cMXNt)

195 Could this government be any more incompetent?

Hold our beers.

Posted by: Future Democrats at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (Xrfse)

196 I'm thinking of going to Florida if Roe v. Wade is overturned so I can abort some Antifa with my car.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 12:46 PM (UuD2k)

197
I am dissapoint.

Posted by: Jenn's Cleavage at May 13, 2022 12:46 PM (M+Lyo)

198 185 Unrelated: Fred Ward passed away. Was in "Tremors," "The Right Stuff," "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and others.

Posted by: acethepug at May 13, 2022 12:23 PM (pgqW6)

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He was great in Fernwood Tonight and Best of Show.

/Seriously, RIP

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (93Arc)

199 I'm guessing it's going to be "far right Univision" from now on.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (R0Tis)

200 76 Could this government be any more incompetent?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (dQvv7)

It's not incompetence. It's maliciously purposeful. The people in power want to destroy this country by any means they can.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (Qhnrt)

201
Why is my fartclam so itchy, and what is this strange discharge all about?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (SWi3y)

202 All of this shows the utter incompetence of the Biden administration (which appears to be the hallmark of the managerial class dating back to WWI). Biden could make a big show of bringing in the head of the FDA and ordering him to allow the Abbott plant to reopen.

It would be fantastic optics, and good for a decent short term boost in his approval rating.

But he doesn't.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (5p7BC)
++++
Yeah, for sure. Politics is about policy and competence but it is also about putting on a show. This administration *sucks* at putting on a show. Obama was much better at that, and nobody can compare to Trump on showmanship. You can be sure that Trump would have done precisely this, and probably on live TV. Likewise with the refined petroleum pipeline shutdown last year due to the IT failure and shutdown. This administration is not only malicious and incompetent, they're unsophisticated and placating the rubes with a big show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (DU+/6)

203 I am giving as much milk as I can! Can't you tell?

Posted by: Pjenn Pissflappy at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (flINI)

204 193 Even St. Roosevelt was better at getting industry together to solve problems (that he and friends created).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (lz5hY)

205 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?
=======

He's doing the best he can.

Posted by: Dem Voter Boilerplate Response at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (IytoW)

206 None of this is by accident.

Correct. It's a carefully controlled demolition.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (Xrfse)

207 >>>I'm guessing it's going to be "far right Univision" from now on.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (R0Tis)

Ultra UNIVISION

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (QYPq3)

208 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (cMXNt)
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If there was an honest man in media, this question would have been asked, exactly in this form.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (DU+/6)

209 He was great in Fernwood Tonight and Best of Show.

/Seriously, RIP
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (93Arc)

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That's Fred Willard

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (Qy7kP)

210 Rumor is that MSNBC is gonna hire the retiring governor of PA and pair him with Jen in a new show called Psaki-Toomey.
Posted by: ShainS

Psaki Toomey?
Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at May 13, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)



Very interesting..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (yQpMk)

211 181 I believe that Biden is every bit as informed about baby formula as he is about any other issue.
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:43 PM (FJYfm)

Of course he is. Baby formula is now on his menu. Meal menu that is.

Posted by: 7man at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (qwO6y)

212 As a contrast to Jen, Hannah Palmer and Kaitlynn Anderson:
https://youtu.be/YRtAYkp7MNE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (V6f9+)

213 194 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2022 12:45 PM (cMXNt)

------

"Come on, man! He's pivoting so frequently to the economy that he's got a job offer from the Bolshoi Theater ..."

/There's a Nutcracker joke in there somewhere

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (93Arc)

214 Italy has just banned surrogacy:

https://tinyurl.com/27r9u5yk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (fF2aM)


From the article: "'Babies are not over-the-counter products, and they can't be bought. On adoptions, we also reiterate that, for us, the State must guarantee the right of a child to have a father and a mother,' Meloni insisted."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

215 From what I've read, this is now an FDA ceased crisis.

One line of baby formula had an issue, poisoning 4 babies, killing 2 of them. Abbott did a recall, but now FDA will not let them reopen the plant, which is the largest US baby formula plant and which manufactures other lines Tha were no pat of the recall.


If the FDA could fast track the dam vaccines, it can fast track reopening that plant, like, NOW.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (SNXI+)

216 Italy has just banned surrogacy:

https://tinyurl.com/27r9u5yk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:41 PM (fF2aM)

_________________________

Good luck with that, Italy. Surrogacy is a multi-billion dollar industry because people want it. And not just gay men. Many wealthy women use surrogates because they don't want to carry the baby themselves. I have it on fairly good authority that certain supermodels and celebrities faked their pregnancies while a surrogate carried the baby.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

217 Remember how Trump was meeting with people all the time. CEO, foreign dignitaries, Kid Rock, etc.

Biden barely meets with anyone. Just gives short speeches.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (UuD2k)

218 "That's Fred Willard
Posted by: Duke Lowell "

The guy on Mr Ed?

Posted by: fd, getting old at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (vrz2I)

219 This is getting personal. I designed that dress in size 36 Long specifically for Ms. Psucki! Chic, no?

Posted by: Don Loper at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (g6+Ik)

220 That creepy pedo who got canned from their job at Old Dominion University for being pro pedo on video has been re-hired.

The Moore Center for Prevention of Child Sex Abuse thought that creepy pedo was just the right persyn for their company.

https://bit.ly/3sucDrh

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (eyxn4)

221 Joe Biden is proof positive that being corporate establishment is not cool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

222 "Very interesting..
Posted by: G'rump928"

But stoopid

Posted by: fd, getting old at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (vrz2I)

223 >>>So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months


he's not working on anything- the handlers™ tell him just enough to keep him coherent- what day it is, if it's raining that day, etc



unrelated: there's Fred Ward and there's Fred Willard
2 different Freds

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (geLO8)

224 Now I get it. Sock it to me.

I had to say it out loud.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (5p7BC)

225 207 >>>I'm guessing it's going to be "far right Univision" from now on.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (R0Tis)

Ultra UNIVISION

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 12:47 PM (QYPq3)

------

MAGAVISION would have been a great name for Trump's media empire.

* Prepares to copyright idea *

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (93Arc)

226 Biden barely meets with anyone. Just gives short speeches.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (UuD2k)


Honestly, I think that's for the best. Except cut out the speeches.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (FJYfm)

227 Coffee Mate coffee creamer looks sorta like baby formula. That should be okay, right?

Posted by: Wine Moms who bottle feed at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (TNyrE)

228 Now I get it. Sock it to me.

I had to say it out loud.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

*SPLASH!*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ucG1R)

229 From what I've read, this is now an FDA ceased crisis.

One line of baby formula had an issue, poisoning 4 babies, killing 2 of them. Abbott did a recall, but now FDA will not let them reopen the plant, which is the largest US baby formula plant and which manufactures other lines Tha were no pat of the recall.


If the FDA could fast track the dam vaccines, it can fast track reopening that plant, like, NOW.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (SNXI+)
***
At least they weren't using illegal wood to make guitars.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (anj39)

230 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?

That is one possibility. There is another...

(Hint: I've been working on inflation, supply chain issues, covid, border security, and many other things, too)

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (wcs7v)

231 unrelated: there's Fred Ward and there's Fred Willard
2 different Freds
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (geLO8 )


I think ShainS was joking about confusing the two.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (DRSnL)

232 Is there a reason we're exposing Jen's breasts while discussing a milk shortage? Someone is playing a prank on the nation.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:33 PM (wcs7v)

The Left does this stuff. They think it's really funny.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (yeOmr)

233 Some Freddie's dead. He's gonna make his fortune by and by.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis Mayfield at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (Xrfse)

234 Sorry, can't see this as incompetence, it is mendacity.

The FDA has been busy trying to save babies'lives by focusing on infant covid vaccines, they sure as heck have a bigger crisis if all of these babies can't eat.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (SNXI+)

235 What we've said is that droopies have been historically marginalized. And it's a priority of this administration to have all voices heard on this issue

Posted by: Jennie Pflapjacks at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (vN+oL)

236
Some chicks just have dry tits.

Posted by: It's not just wine moms who use formula at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (rzne3)

237 oh

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (geLO8)

238 224 Now I get it. Sock it to me.

I had to say it out loud.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:51 PM (5p7BC)

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You've gotta be at least 29 to get that joke.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (93Arc)

239 That has to be the most unprofessional dress I've ever seen on anybody in a high profile gov't position. I still can't believe she felt it was appropriate to wear that. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (sVtYq)

240 ... The Moore Center for Prevention of Child Sex Abuse thought that creepy pedo was just the right persyn for their company. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Organization for the "prevention of child sex abuse" hired a pedophile.

Yup. It's 2022.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (DU+/6)

241 We've just issued Emergency Use Authorization to Pfizer's mRNA baby formula. Get yours today!

Posted by: FDA at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (IytoW)

242 Now I get it. Sock it to me.

I had to say it out loud.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

*SPLASH!*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ucG1R)

Here comes the judge... here comes the judge

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (flINI)

243 Good grief people. Do I need to figure out everything?

The FDA is resisting the manufacture and importation of Baby Formula.

Do we have a successful model of public/private cooperation that resulted in massive roll-outs of product whether desired or not?

Of course we do. Copy the model used with Big Pharma/ Wall Street/NIH - bribe provide royalties to the gatekeepers for each bottle sold.

Soon the junta will be issuing Executive Orders for everyone to consume baby formula or lose their jobs and privileges.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (AHeqJ)

244 Fred Thompson died?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

245 I didn't follow this whole thread, but what was the idea that Jen wearing a slightly risque dress was deliberate? Was it to suggest that women can breastfeed and so there's no problem with a lack of baby formula? ! Really?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (fF2aM)

246 Not following a MUMR link.

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (4MP+l)

247 240 ... The Moore Center for Prevention of Child Sex Abuse thought that creepy pedo was just the right persyn for their company. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Organization for the "prevention of child sex abuse" hired a pedophile.

Yup. It's 2022.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Next thing you'll tell me is that Harvard will hire an atheist to run their School of Divinity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

248 Twitter allows White House to make ‘clearly false’ claim that COVID vaccine wasn’t available until Biden era https://foxnews.com/media/white-house-shares-misinformation #FoxNew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (d0Qel)

249 244 Fred Thompson died?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

=========

Fred Ward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

250 So, both Fred Willard and Fred Ward have passed? Any word on Fred Travalena?

Posted by: Don Loper at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (g6+Ik)

251 cuz Fred Willard always cracked me up- the 1st time I saw Best In Show, I laughed myself to tears at his character

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (geLO8)

252 The Left does this stuff. They think it's really funny.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (yeOmr)


It's like Obama and the flipping people off thing. Even after they were called on it, he kept doing it.
They're childish, and not in a good way. More like junior high-ish, I guess.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (FJYfm)

253 233 Some Freddie's dead. He's gonna make his fortune by and by.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis Mayfield at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (Xrfse)

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I fully expected that to be socked by Zombie Freddie Prinze.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (93Arc)

254 Noticed on the sidebar that Hannity had Oz on trash Barnette. I do hope that's a declared "in kind" campaign donation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (SchxB)

255 Freddie Prince is dead?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (flINI)

256 Fred Thompson died?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)



He was not lucky after all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (yQpMk)

257 "Fred Ward."

Oh. The guy on Wagon Train.

Posted by: fd, getting old at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (vrz2I)

258 Burt Ward died?

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (h5TKJ)

259 unrelated: there's Fred Ward and there's Fred Willard
2 different Freds

Posted by: DB Fred Willard was Michael Jackson's pet rat.

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (arJlL)

260 They are afraid to say they put Kameltoe in charge of the Baby Milk Factory crises.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Y274z)

261 240 ... The Moore Center for Prevention of Child Sex Abuse thought that creepy pedo was just the right persyn for their company. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:50 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Organization for the "prevention of child sex abuse" hired a pedophile.

Yup. It's 2022.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 12:53 PM (DU+/6)
________________________________

It's not "sex abuse" when they do it, though

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

262 >.Any word on Fred Travalena?


dead as Kelsey's nuts

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (geLO8)

263 257 "Fred Ward."

Oh. The guy on Wagon Train.
Posted by: fd, getting old at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (vrz2I)

========

Ward Bond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

264 Fred Ward was in Tremors. Also played Gus Grissom in The Right Stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (5HBd1)

265 Fred Warburton died?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (0G13K)

266 tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
tan me hide when I'm dead

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (geLO8)

267 Fred Thompson died?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

=========

Fred Ward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

Fred Thompson died, too. But he hasn't done it recently.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (65tvn)

268 So if the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (the most powerful man on the planet) has been working on a problem for two months and it has gotten worse in the meantime, doesn't that tell us he sucks at his job?

That is one possibility. There is another...

(Hint: I've been working on inflation, supply chain issues, covid, border security, and many other things, too)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 12:52 PM (wcs7v)
***

Good News!!!
Report is out and the supply of chains is plentiful. Americans should have no problems finding the chains they need.
Your government is working for YOU!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (anj39)

269 Heh. Laugh In. Here we go, old guy war story. Manning a roadblock, the most dangerous thing in the world appears, a Viet on a Honda 50. I go out, give the guy the Dung Lai (halt) and he falls over like the guy on the tricycle on Laugh In. Extremely drunk, extremely senior Vietnamese Officer who recognized a shotgun muzzle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (lz5hY)

270 Fred Thompson died?
Posted by: ace

He was married to Ethel.

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (arJlL)

271 Once again I've smashed two different not-mine things together for a short (1:05) video. That tongue-flicking montage set to Steve Goodman song.

Psaki's Tells
Now you're shady all the time

http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/psakis-tells
alternatively
https://youtu.be/prz4zEWIo6A

Posted by: mindful webworker - mashups r us at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (bAZDM)

272 Fred Warburton died?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (0G13K)



He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (yQpMk)

273 244 Fred Thompson died?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

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It's gonna be another day of comments involving Psaki's Psilicone Psisters with some Dead Freds thrown in.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (93Arc)

274 Ward, aren't you being kind of hard on the Beaver?

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (flINI)

275 They are afraid to say they put Kameltoe in charge of the Baby Milk Factory crises.

I don't think nut milk will be a big seller.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (wcs7v)

276 He played the judge in "My Cousin Vinny"

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (j5Tg0)

277 Tremors is my favorite B monster movie. I've watched it several times. Fred Ward plays one of the two primary characters alongside Kevin Bacon. RIP Mr Ward.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (eyxn4)

278 Re: Italy banning surrogacy, etc., gay designers Dolce and Gabbana were talking about this year's ago and have been demonized by their industry and the LGBTQ activists as a result.

Nice to see another European country stand up for traditional families.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (SNXI+)

279 I hope Fred Flintstone is OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (Qy7kP)

280 Of course we do. Copy the model used with Big Pharma/ Wall Street/NIH - bribe provide royalties to the gatekeepers for each bottle sold.
Soon the junta will be issuing Executive Orders for everyone to consume baby formula or lose their jobs and privileges.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (AHeqJ)


Sure, but from past performance that also means 10-15% of the people consuming it will suffer heart problems, circulatory problems and cancers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (xhaym)

281 Remo Williams: The Adventure Ends

Posted by: Halfhand at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (+ah0L)

282
Should I be worried?

Wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Fred MacMurry at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (rzne3)

283 Ministry of Truth is going to have its hands full as these left friendly outlets start calling out the b.s.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (DB16e)

284 I have it on fairly good authority that certain supermodels and celebrities faked their pregnancies while a surrogate carried the baby.Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

Then they'e asses as well as being narcissistic.
I can sort of see surrogacy if a woman had fertility issues and couldn't carry a baby AND it was she and her husband providing the egg and/or sperm, but this is a big thing in The Ukraine apparently, and it's terrible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (fF2aM)

285 244 Fred Thompson died?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

----------------
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Its one of those movie quotes that wormed its way into my brain and I now find it works quite well in these bizarro world times.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (TNyrE)

286 Watching the actual clip of Raggedy Jen in the slow cut dress, I'm also struck by her very obvious fake eyelashes. They look like they're weighing her eyes down. And she needs a dye job. Black roots, phony RuPaul eyelashes, flabby cleavage...not a good look, Jenny Goebbels.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (sVtYq)

287 Right Said Fred dead?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (WsJuq)

288 It's pathetic when foreign news sources have more reliable news sources than our own...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (jTmQV)

289 Fred Waring and all of his Pennsylvanians dead.

Except Dr. Oz.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (FJYfm)

290 I didn't follow this whole thread, but what was the idea that Jen wearing a slightly risque dress was deliberate? Was it to suggest that women can breastfeed and so there's no problem with a lack of baby formula? ! Really?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------
Yep

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (5p7BC)

291 This thread is milking the Fred thing to death.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (anj39)

292 My office is connected with some kind of conference on the current health care shortage in America. I felt like saying, "I can tell you why there's a shortage of doctors and nurses now. Hospitals either fired them for not taking this experimental shot, or threatened them with it and they quit. Q.E.D., people!!!"

But as Don McLean wrote in another context, "They would not listen; they're not listening still. Perhaps they never will."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (txdEq)

293 Seems this baby formula contretemps is something that might hurt the DemonRats' prime constituency, the Lay-About-American Community, which sits at home getting high all day and then goes grocery shopping with their WIC benefits to buy things for their many and sundry illegitimate spawn.

At the state level, according to the 20 minute rant I heard from the owner of a 7/11 type store this morning when I was there just trying to pay my phone bill, there is usually only ONE company in each state that provides formula for WIC "clients". So, in Dystopian HellScape California where I am still stuck, WIC is completely unable to supply formula to anyone at all because of some snafu, and nobody has any idea when the problem is going to be resolved. They certainly can't just go buy formula from somewhere else, like Germany.

Once the Lay-About-American Community can't feed their progeny with other people's free money, I suspect their voting patterns* might change.



*Ha ha ha! I crack myself up!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (UD9kD)

294 Good News!!!
Report is out and the supply of chains is plentiful. Americans should have no problems finding the chains they need.
Your government is working for YOU!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (anj39)

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TBF, he did predict that they were gonna put us all back in chains ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (93Arc)

295 It's all good. Just wait until Karine Jean-Clod takes over for Psaki. Then everything will be racist again.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

296 They are afraid to say they put Kameltoe in charge of the Baby Milk Factory crises.

I don't think nut milk will be a big seller.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (wcs7v)

***

They make Man Butter from that stuff...

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (flINI)

297 Boss: So I have been informed we have a major issue with X. Why did this happen? Why aren't you doing anything to fix it?

Employee: I have been working on this for months!

Boss: So you've been working on this issue for months, but we still have a crisis. So what you're telling me is that you have been an utter failure on this issue for months.

Employee: ...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (Do5/p)

298
biden is "tackling inflation"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (J0eML)

299 I don't think nut milk will be a big seller.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (wcs7v)


Not at these prices!

Posted by: James Cromwell at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (DRSnL)

300 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Its one of those movie quotes that wormed its way into my brain and I now find it works quite well in these bizarro world times.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (TNyrE)


AND...it has the ring of truth to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (anj39)

301 > 7/11 type store this morning when I was there just trying to pay my phone bill

How does this work?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (eyxn4)

302 It's pathetic when foreign news sources have more reliable news sources than our own...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Radio Havana > NPR

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (4akfh)

303 Who doubts that one or both Buttigieg's actually tried at least once to suckle their kid at their man teats? I bet they just couldn't help but try it.

Posted by: gp sakazakii at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (qpX6U)

304 They are afraid to say they put Kameltoe in charge of the Baby Milk Factory crises.

I don't think nut milk will be a big seller.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (wcs7v)

She'd drink it all

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

305 They should put Stacy Abrams in charge of the baby milk shortage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (Y5qcH)

306 This thread is milking the Fred thing to death.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (anj39)

---------------

The jokes are becoming too formulaic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (Qy7kP)

307 Because I think it's really much less likely you'll' bond properly with the baby if you didn't carry it but I guess people just want their little designer "playthings"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 01:02 PM (fF2aM)

308 35 Little Red Lying Hood

...and the 2 Dwarfs.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 01:02 PM (MkuC5)

309 Call her the Tigobitty Tzar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:02 PM (Y5qcH)

310 II can sort of see surrogacy if a woman had fertility issues and couldn't carry a baby

Or if you're, you know, a man...

Posted by: Big Mike at May 13, 2022 01:02 PM (wcs7v)

311 They're going to milk this for all they're worth.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (Y274z)

312 A good bra and a better fitting bodice would have fixed that outfit.

Or a higher neckline. Not sure why the press secretary should be displaying cleavage like that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (RlQ2m)

313 Fen, it's just people noticing that on the day Psaki addresses the baby formula shortage she chose to wear a low cut top that shows cleavage. That is unusual for her, she is always mpeccably dressed -- as someone in her profession is hyper aware of optics -- so she did this deliberately.
It's weird, but we were meant to notice.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (SNXI+)

314 305 They should put Stacy Abrams in charge of the baby milk shortage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM

I would prefer Kate Upton or Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (WsJuq)

315 They should put Stacy Abrams in charge of the baby milk shortage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:01 PM (Y5qcH)

You'd have to knock her up first? You volunteering?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (d0Qel)

316 Who doubts that one or both Buttigieg's actually tried at least once to suckle their kid at their man teats? I bet they just couldn't help but try it.

I hope that's all they tried

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (j5Tg0)

317 Fred Waring didn't invent the Waring Blender, but was an early investor.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (g6+Ik)

318 Or a higher neckline. Not sure why the press secretary should be displaying cleavage like that.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (RlQ2m)

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That is not cleavage. That is just a swale between two marshy ridges.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 01:04 PM (flINI)

319 Wait until your see her dress for the upcoming tampon shortage

Posted by: gobhoblin at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (KTjo3)

320 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

https://bit.ly/38kgu3r

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (eyxn4)

321 I listened to Tissue of Lies open for Wall of Voodoo on a Mexican radio station in '88

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (786Ro)

322 ¿Tres leches? ¿En éste economia?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (xhaym)

323 Waring's Bottom line was on an upward spiral ever since. At least until he became another dead Fred.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (g6+Ik)

324 I have it on fairly good authority that certain supermodels and celebrities faked their pregnancies while a surrogate carried the baby.

There's persistent rumors that neither of Megan Markle's kids are hers. If they throw in that she's a tranny like Michael I'd believe it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (ZGrMX)

325
Fred Rogers, Fred Astaire, Fred Gwynne

all dead Freds

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (geLO8)

326 Jen Pflapjacks =/= Motorboating

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

327 If the FDA could fast track the dam vaccines, it can fast track reopening that plant, like, NOW.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022


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Trump would have made it happen long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (txdEq)

328 212 As a contrast to Jen, Hannah Palmer and Kaitlynn Anderson:
https://youtu.be/YRtAYkp7MNE
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 12:48 PM (V6f9+)
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You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (oXNqT)

329 It's weird, but we were meant to notice.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (SNXI+)

So it's just being used as a distraction, and she went along with it. Figures-Democrat Spokesperson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (fF2aM)

330 I went on a milk run as a ride along and got a Silver Star.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (Y274z)

331 Here comes the judge... here comes the judge

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr at May 13, 2022 12:54 PM (flINI)

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I thought that was Fred "Flip" Wilson.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (93Arc)

332 This thread is milking the Fred thing to death.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 12:59 PM (anj39)

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The jokes are becoming too formulaic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I'm having trouble staying abreast of the puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (RuRuy)

333 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.


Welcome to California!

Posted by: Gavin Newsome's hair - now with more brownouts at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (786Ro)

334 Heh, remember when Beyonce faked her pregnancy?
When she was near term she went on a talkshow, and as she bent over to sit down the hollow belly insert folded in on itself, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (SNXI+)

335 >>They are afraid to say they put Kameltoe in charge of the Baby Milk Factory crises.

I don't think nut milk will be a big seller.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 12:58 PM (wcs7v)


Baby gravy?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:07 PM (ZGrMX)

336 Jen Pflapjacks =/= Motorboating
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

***

Might work if she was hanging upside down

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 01:07 PM (flINI)

337 163 If those are globes, then the earth is flat.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 13, 2022 12:39 PM (IytoW)

=======

"I knew it! I knew it!"
-Flat earthers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)


If he were alive, Terry Pratchett would be inspired.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 13, 2022 01:07 PM (DTX3h)

338 Fred Biletnikoff

a living Fred

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:07 PM (geLO8)

339 They have lactation or nursing stations or whatever they're called throughout my office building. I've never seen it inside.

I've always assumed there's a kindly old feller in overalls waiting there with warm soft hands and a shiny bucket.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:07 PM (QzpS1)

340 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (OPTvA)

341
269 Heh. Laugh In. Here we go, old guy war story. Manning a roadblock, the most dangerous thing in the world appears, a Viet on a Honda 50. I go out, give the guy the Dung Lai (halt) and he falls over like the guy on the tricycle on Laugh In. Extremely drunk, extremely senior Vietnamese Officer who recognized a shotgun muzzle.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (lz5hY)

Vietnamese we're scared shitless of shotguns. That's why I carried one.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Qhnrt)

342 Freddie Bartholomew is also in the todt column.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (g6+Ik)

343 Maybe the Dems should get that Iraqi baby milk factory back working.

Full strength Saddam formula.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (vMvpo)

344 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

Finland doesn't have its own generators? Who thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ZGrMX)

345 Psaki / Nichols take the show on the road.

Brother Tom's Traveling Expertation Show

Posted by: Zombie Neil Diamond at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (786Ro)

346 How does this work?

Posted by: bonhomme



I've a monthly phone through the company H2O that I can just walk in and say: "I'd like to pay a couple of months on my phone bill" and they say: "Sure".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (UD9kD)

347 Who is more likely to survive the coming famine and burning times? Red state MAGA or blue state Mao?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (bg3iC)

348 > They have lactation or nursing stations or whatever they're called throughout my office building. I've never seen it inside.

Probably just a small room with a comfy chair.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (eyxn4)

349 Finland doesn't have its own generators? Who thought that was a good idea?

--

Maybe they're on the Outsource Everything Vital plan that the US utilizes on far too many things.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (sVtYq)

350 I'm having trouble staying abreast of the puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (RuRuy)

If mammary serves, we've batted these around before.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

351 Fred Thompson died, too. But he hasn't done it recently.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 12:56 PM (65tvn)

Fred! They said you were dead. You must be... DOUBLE dead!!

Posted by: O. Boogie at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (AKvgO)

352 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

I like the theory that she was doing it to show Doocy what he's missing.

Not much, as it turns out.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

353 I recently re-watched Tremors and it still holds up really well for a fun monster movie.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (+cjJb)

354 Speaking of cleavage I'd like to see? Finlands President.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (flINI)

355 > I've a monthly phone through the company H2O that I can just walk in and say: "I'd like to pay a couple of months on my phone bill" and they say: "Sure".

Nice. I've never used a service like that, so I was curious.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (eyxn4)

356 324 I have it on fairly good authority that certain supermodels and celebrities faked their pregnancies while a surrogate carried the baby.

There's persistent rumors that neither of Megan Markle's kids are hers. If they throw in that she's a tranny like Michael I'd believe it.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:05 PM (ZGrMX)
___________________________________

May well be true, but that skank isn't among the ones I have info on. And by "info" I mean I knew a stewardess on a private plane service frequented by many of the rich and famous. She swears she would see women on the plane as thin as rails at a time they were seen in public with big belly bumps. She could be lying but I don't see why.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

357 Maybe Kammy died.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (bg3iC)

358 Fred Waring didn't invent the Waring Blender, but was an early investor.
Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 01:03 PM (g6+Ik)

Interesting history there. The original inventor approached Waring for backing, and got it, but the product continued to have problems, and Waring dumped the inventor, hired new people, and got the blender perfected. And then marketed the Hell out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (65tvn)

359 I've always assumed there's a kindly old feller in overalls waiting there with warm soft hands and a shiny bucket.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Possible Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (RuRuy)

360 344 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

Finland doesn't have its own generators? Who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ZGrMX)

The same people who laughed at Trump at the G8 and UN meetings he attended when he warned them about Russia.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (N39Ws)

361 340 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (OPTvA)

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Oh boy, that was a lengthy amount of laughter I just experienced. I do hope the tone of this show will be as hilarious as that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (TNyrE)

362 Probably just a small room with a comfy chair.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (eyxn4)
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That's what it was at my old office. We had no nursing women in my office. I used the nursing room for naps. It got properly dark and had a sweet recliner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (DU+/6)

363 270 Fred Thompson died?
Posted by: ace

He was married to Ethel.
Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 12:57 PM (arJlL)

Things are getting out of hand.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (rjpjQ)

364 Russia will be very concerned about Finland joining NATO. These asshole really do want war.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (Y5qcH)

365 Stan, "You bastards! You killed Kammy!"

Kenny, "hhmmff???"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (vMvpo)

366 Vietnamese we're scared shitless of shotguns. That's why I carried one.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Qhnrt)


Friend of mine was on a LRRP team in the 101st. He scored a trench gun from somewhere and took it on patrol. No one else had one.
They got into a fight and he started shooting. He said everything went quiet because no one had ever heard it before, the VC included. It was a WTF moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (anj39)

367 biden is "tackling inflation"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 01:00 PM (J0eML)

Jenny Pflapjacks sure ain't.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (SH2Zi)

368 I'm having trouble staying abreast of the puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (RuRuy)

If mammary serves, we've batted these around before.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

Why y'all complaining about boob puns? Are all y'all lactose intolerant?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (AKvgO)

369 It's like Obama and the flipping people off thing. Even after they were called on it, he kept doing it.
They're childish, and not in a good way. More like junior high-ish, I guess.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 12:55 PM (FJYfm)

That's literally the example I was gong to give.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (mWf7p)

370 I think its useful to bash the lunatics in office with, but I get the feeling that the Baby Formula Crisis is being really overblown. Maybe its just my natural skepticism about any news story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

371 I would help you out with your baby milk shortage but I'm too busy killing right now. Call me later

Posted by: Vlad at May 13, 2022 01:13 PM (Y274z)

372 Probably just a small room with a comfy chair.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:09 PM (eyxn4)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

373 Things are getting out of hand.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (rjpjQ)

And we'll all be lucky to live through it!

At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 13, 2022 01:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

374 Tom Wolf is the outgoing Governor/ Tyrant of Pa

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 01:13 PM (0FDtL)

375 Here comes the judge... here comes the judge

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr at May 13, 2022
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I thought that was Fred "Flip" Wilson.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022


***
Flip's catch phrase as his Geraldine character was "The devil made me do it!" Sammy Davis initiated the "judge" bit on Laugh-in during its 1st season.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (txdEq)

376 Fred Dryer, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

living NFL Freds

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (geLO8)

377 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

Well then, we'll just get our gas from Germany! ...who gets it from Russia.

Uh-oh...

Posted by: Finland at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (AJLeZ)

378 I think its useful to bash the lunatics in office with, but I get the feeling that the Baby Formula Crisis is being really overblown. Maybe its just my natural skepticism about any news story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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No, it's not.
Neither is the diesel shortage.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (AxTbI)

379 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

I think that's probably closest to the truth, she's trying to up her Q rating and seem sexy and um, well its not really working.

But MSNBC is big on putting not very charismatic people on low rated shows for multiple years before giving up on them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

380 361 340 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (OPTvA)

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Oh boy, that was a lengthy amount of laughter I just experienced. I do hope the tone of this show will be as hilarious as that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 01

Didn't know why the wammenz think showing sloppy boobage enhance their professional persona. Not to mention hair doos that they constantly have to play with a prime while on stage. Lipstick that needs a constant tongueing. Just a giant bundle of not serious.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (rjpjQ)

381 344 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

Finland doesn't have its own generators? Who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ZGrMX)
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This is how Russia conquers Europe, as Putin controls the main energy supply for Western Europe. Idiots in Western Europe complain about Russia, but don't do anything proactive to make themselves independent of Russia. Unlike the Russians, who can be self-sufficient, at least for a short term because they have energy, food, and means to make more.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (YIVH2)

382 Euros are about to start paying for gas in gold?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (+xjfh)

383 Russia will be very concerned about Finland joining NATO. These asshole really do want war.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (Y5qcH)

And in a hurry too...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

384 biden is "tackling inflation"

I think he just tripped over something because his illness makes him unsteady, he fell down and it just looked like he was "tackling" inflation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (fF2aM)

385 368 I'm having trouble staying abreast of the puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:06 PM (RuRuy)

If mammary serves, we've batted these around before.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:10 PM (SH2Zi)

Why y'all complaining about boob puns? Are all y'all lactose intolerant?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (AKvgO)

Jen needs to call Mike Lindell to see if he has any "Fun Pillows".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (N39Ws)

386 Fred Ward, Fred Willard and Lyle Wagner all look alike to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (LQ1+F)

387 Finland doesn't have its own generators? Who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ZGrMX)


Probably the same brain trust that thinks it a good idea to shut down Vermont Yankee and then buy most of our power from HydroQuébec.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2022 01:16 PM (B+Q4/)

388 I am dead... but I invented the Nerf football before I split

Posted by: Fred Cox at May 13, 2022 01:16 PM (flINI)

389 The next press secretary I think is a short diesel.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:16 PM (Y274z)

390 382 Euros are about to start paying for gas in gold?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (+xjfh)

Only if the Russians really do peg the ruble.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:16 PM (tt9eU)

391 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.

I think that's probably closest to the truth, she's trying to up her Q rating and seem sexy and um, well its not really working.

At least if she signed on with FOX, their make-up and wardrobe wizards might make her at least less unpleasant to look at...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (mR6Gs)

392 Psaki is showing the cleavage because her new paymasters think that will get eyeballs on her new TV show.
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Heh. Pic from the SNL skit, 'Their eyes were on their breasts':
https://tinyurl.com/bdem2kvh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (ENHSe)

393 Russia will be very concerned about Finland joining NATO. These asshole really do want war.

Except that Erdogan just said that he doesn't want Finland and Sweden in NATO.

Any NATO country can block NATO expansion, so if Turkey opposes, it's dead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (I2/tG)

394 I think they just want to break Russia, to force them to knuckle under and become woke. I don't think anyone wants war, they just are too dumb to know how close they are nudging up against it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

395 >. Fred Ward, Fred Willard and Lyle Wagner all look alike to me.


wow that's really a Fredist thing to say

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (geLO8)

396 She says safe and available in reference to baby formula.

Apparently the pro abortion talking points are going to permeate everything now.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (H/fWo)

397 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.


This is getting more and more like Europe 1938.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (anj39)

398 I would hope we can end up with a nonpartisan law enforcement agency in this country. One that is not doing things that are inappropriate. It's an awesome responsibility. We cannot have partisan investigations and using a piece of the executive branch as a weapon.

FBI whistleblower brings documents to Project Veritas and sits for an interview with James O'Keefe, explaining the genesis of the "diary investigation" and the SDNY raids on O'Keefe's house and apartments of his reporters. This gets bigger and bigger with every PV story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (nsxaM)

399 Whatever happens in her life, Pflapjacks has failed the one test almost impossible to fail: failure to attract moron boob approval.

A failed, droopy end to a life of condescension and prevarication.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (FCPbW)

400 Sir. Everyone is making fun of your poor sartorial choices.

Posted by: Marcy at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (rjpjQ)

401 Simone What's-Her-Name that came from Kamala's staff has her own MSNBC show now that is apparently drawing tens of fifteen viewers.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (XU274)

402 Jen needs to call Mike Lindell to see if he has any "Fun Pillows".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (N39Ws)

Why do I have a sudden recollection of playing tether ball as a kid?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (SH2Zi)

403 Fred Dryer, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

living NFL Freds
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022


***
How about Frederick Forrest? He still alive?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)

404 Can we include Fredo in the list?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (WsJuq)

405 Except that Erdogan just said that he doesn't want Finland and Sweden in NATO.

Any NATO country can block NATO expansion, so if Turkey opposes, it's dead.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2022 01:17 PM (I2/tG)


Now what has Turkey got against Finland and Sweden?

We're not talking Armenia here

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (mR6Gs)

406 At least if she signed on with FOX, their make-up and wardrobe wizards might make her at least less unpleasant to look at

Yeah they could doll her up pretty good with their contouring makeup and outfits. Guys here would declare her a 1.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

407 Russia will be very concerned about Finland joining NATO. These asshole really do want war.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:11 PM (Y5qcH)

And in a hurry too...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

Why it's almost as if the military industrial complex doesn't care whether there's a Democrat or Republican in the white house. The beast must be fed.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (AKvgO)

408 each is unique in their Fredness

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (geLO8)

409 I think they just want to break Russia, to force them to knuckle under and become woke.

Klaus Schwab did say that Putin and Xi both had to go. And both of those men have been publicly anti-woke. So that would make sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (ZGrMX)

410 That dress makes Jen look like she's got incredibly saggy fried egg tits.

Not a good look, sweetie. Be better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

411 370 I think its useful to bash the lunatics in office with, but I get the feeling that the Baby Formula Crisis is being really overblown. Maybe its just my natural skepticism about any news story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

Adds to the chaos. You're probably right.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (Qhnrt)

412 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.


To The Finland Power Station!

Posted by: Lenin at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (mR6Gs)

413
At least if she signed on with FOX, their make-up and wardrobe wizards might make her at least less unpleasant to look at...
Posted by: JoeF.
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I think the Raggedy Ann reference to Psaki is just right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (9Spbq)

414 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

10% of Finnish supplies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (I2/tG)

415 Guys here would declare her a 1.

That's a low bar. Guys here declared AOC a 1.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

416 >.How about Frederick Forrest? He still alive?


yes, though he doesn't look it

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (geLO8)

417 Folks - I think I know who the White House "leaker" is.

Dr. Jill Biden's husband, of course.

The source? His Depends.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (U2+zT)

418 Now what has Turkey got against Finland and Sweden?

We're not talking Armenia here
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (mR6Gs)



Are they insufficiently Jew hating?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (yQpMk)

419 I'm sure we are all ready to go to war to protect Finland. Just like we are ready to go over and help Ukraine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (5HBd1)

420 I was playing golf yesterday with a retire AF pilot.

He thinks that NATO will kick Russia's ass.

Buy your iodine tablets now.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (lKAqb)

421 Now what has Turkey got against Finland and Sweden?

We're not talking Armenia here

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (mR6Gs)

IIRC, Turkey is a Russian weapons patron, in NATO.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (SH2Zi)

422 -
How do you say Bill Oreilley en Espanol?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 13, 2022 12:24 PM -
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Enorme Ducha Vaginal

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (SchQD)

423 >>>.How about Frederick Forrest? He still alive?

he's the guy in Apocalypse Now: "never get out of the boat!"

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (geLO8)

424 Now what has Turkey got against Finland and Sweden?

We're not talking Armenia here
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2022 01:18 PM (mR6Gs)

Terrorists there the Turks said. Maybe Kurds as another poster noted.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:21 PM (tt9eU)

425 Are they insufficiently Jew hating?

It's possible Erdogan wants to avoid WWIII. After all, he has American nuclear weapons on his territory.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2022 01:21 PM (I2/tG)

426 he was gonna be a great saucier

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:21 PM (geLO8)

427 AOC?

Rule #1 applies.

Great tits. But don't put your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:21 PM (lKAqb)

428 >>How do you say Bill Oreilley en Espanol?


Una Bolsa de Douche

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (kjquW)

429 Putin's Mistress Sanctioned By U.K.

https://bit.ly/3NewhiY

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I'd hit it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (FVME7)

430

The White House
@WhiteHouse
When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.

In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% - the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.

https://tinyurl.com/yeynhb6x

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

431 IIRC, Turkey is a Russian weapons patron, in NATO.

Erdogen leading a NATO member is what exposes the whole thing as a farce.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

432 I was playing golf yesterday with a retire AF pilot.

He thinks that NATO will kick Russia's ass.

Buy your iodine tablets now.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (lKAqb)


He's not wrong.
Unfortunately, the advice to buy iodine isn't wrong either.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (anj39)

433 I think they just want to break Russia, to force them to knuckle under and become woke.

Klaus Schwab did say that Putin and Xi both had to go. And both of those men have been publicly anti-woke. So that would make sense.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (ZGrMX)



If Putin or Xi really felt threatened by the WEF, wouldn't they just kill Schwab and Soros and the rest?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

434 Like WW1, the fight against Russia is a tragi-comedy of errors based on "defending principle" instead of national interest.

It is absolutely crazy that the US Congress is letting President Steal send billions to a country whose only American involvement was in paying President Steal millions in corrupt bribes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (nsxaM)

435 Psaki? Psexy? Pshaw!

Posted by: fd, getting old at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (vrz2I)

436 417 Folks - I think I know who the White House "leaker" is.

Dr. Jill Biden's husband, of course.

The source? His Depends.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM (U2+zT)

Well, that shit does have to come from somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

437 Globo Homo is making its move.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (lKAqb)

438 Chinga lo! Lo hacemos en vivo!

Posted by: Guillermo DeReilly at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (6FeV1)

439 Wait till Putin sanctions Joey SoftServe's mistress.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (U2+zT)

440 Some anecdotal information..I know someone who works at a formula company. He says they are working flat-out but mostly to fill overseas contracts.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (BSvSq)

441 Pressure is on. We're going to HAVE to produce more carbon and so will our trading partners. Plus build A LOT more nuke plants.

All Brandon's guys are doing is putting it off. This ship has sailed when they armed Ukraine. I can't stand poo Tin's government. Their people are enslaved. But we're in it. And better get cracking or a lot of damage is coming if energy isn't produced both short and long term. Winter in 7 months.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (Y274z)

442 >>I was playing golf yesterday with a retire AF pilot.

>He thinks that NATO will kick Russia's ass.


With what army? Seriously. NATO doesn't have a large, standing force.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (kjquW)

443 Why would they claim Biden is on this? It's getting progressively worse and he's "on it?" Idiots.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (GVDNJ)

444 I rate Psakashiti's statement partly true. The Biden junta has been working on the baby formula shortage for months about six... but to make the shortage come about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (iDcra)

445 Well yeah, the Russian military is not a fearsome force but Russia is extremely paranoid. If anyone invades, the nukes WILL come out.

When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.

I wonder if anyone actually believes this, even the person who wrote the hilariously false and misleading tweet?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

446 In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% - the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.

To @WhiteHouse:
And which specific policies do you attribute to this remarkable statistic?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (AHeqJ)

447 has failed the one test almost impossible to fail: failure to attract moron boob approval.

So I'm still in the running ...

Posted by: Cora Segal at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

448 Klaus Schwab did say that Putin and Xi both had to go. And both of those men have been publicly anti-woke. So that would make sense.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:19 PM (ZGrMX)

One of the great unexplored and probably unknowable questions is whether the covids was released to try to get rid of Winnie the Xi.

Apparently the previous leader, I forget his name, is quite powerful still, and is enough of a threat that he can't just be eliminated.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (AKvgO)

449 If Putin or Xi really felt threatened by the WEF, wouldn't they just kill Schwab and Soros and the rest?

Without hesitation or regret.

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (4MP+l)

450 With what army? Seriously. NATO doesn't have a large, standing force.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (kjquW)

Ours, duh.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (tt9eU)

451 The White House
@WhiteHouse
When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.

In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% - the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.



Every single word of that is a lie.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (UD9kD)

452
Buy your iodine tablets now.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:20 PM


When you live within 10 miles of a nuke plant you get them for free. Of course, if you live within 10 miles of a nuke plant which is still online and all its employees got nuked the day before you really, really need them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (dQvv7)

453 I think its useful to bash the lunatics in office with, but I get the feeling that the Baby Formula Crisis is being really overblown. Maybe its just my natural skepticism about any news story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No, it's not.
Neither is the diesel shortage.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

Go shopping at a supermarket, Walgreens, CVS. There is not much there (baby formula). Why? Yes, there is a shortage, and nobody can explain why. I have read various excuses and rationalizations, but really, no..WHY?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (vcOmj)

454 With what army? Seriously. NATO doesn't have a large, standing force.

Everyone knows that the NATO "army" is the US military with observers from other nations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

455 Who would have bet last week that Erdogan would be the one trying to keep NATO from starting a nuclear war?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (5kI0z)

456 Notsothoreau - move forward

Didja get your voice back ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (arJlL)

457 -
Globo Homo is making its move.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM -
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Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give em a push

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (SchQD)

458 >>The White House
@WhiteHouse
When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.


That's a bald faced lie DogPonySoldierBoy!

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (kjquW)

459 393. Sounds like Erdogan has his hand out.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (rBAkF)

460 Twitter seems to be full of folks that think it is the gospel truth. They were complaining that Biden hadn't forgiven their student loans yet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 01:25 PM (5HBd1)

461 So, this guy brings up "What do you think about abortion?"

For a Catholic golf group, they are a bunch of heretics.

My voice was ignored.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (lKAqb)

462 445 Well yeah, the Russian military is not a fearsome force but Russia is extremely paranoid. If anyone invades, the nukes WILL come out.

When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.

I wonder if anyone actually believes this, even the person who wrote the hilariously false and misleading tweet?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

Technically, there IS no vaccine yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

463 I have read various excuses and rationalizations, but really, no..WHY?

One possible reason is the biggest baby forumla plant in the US was shut down months ago over a health scare, and has not been allowed to reopen yet. Maybe there's good reason for it, but that has to contribute to the problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

464 No, still no voice. And I did the salt water gargle several times today and last night. Going to try some chloraseptic today to see if it helps. I contacted my doctor via email, but doubt I'll hear from them soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

465 .How about Frederick Forrest? He still alive?

He was Blue Duck

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (arJlL)

466 Technically, there IS no vaccine yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

He's got ya there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (UuD2k)

467 Apparently the previous leader, I forget his name, is quite powerful still, and is enough of a threat that he can't just be eliminated.

I believe that. Pretty much everyone agrees the CCP is nowhere near monolithic - they have multiple factions fighting for power, and Xi's just happens to have control right now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)

468 She's hideous.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 01:27 PM (S7une)

469 It took years for me to get over the fishbelly white pics of Chelsea Clinton in a bikini, and now this.

My dick is threatening to outdo Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2022 01:27 PM (F0YaR)

470 If NATO is stupid enough to take on Russia, we'll see the endgame Fulda Gap strategy played out , by the Reds. History rhymes if it doesn't repeat.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 01:27 PM (GVDNJ)

471 In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% - the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.

https://tinyurl.com/yeynhb6x
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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It's going to be grimly funny if they're still spouting off that bullshit when diesel hits ten bucks a gallon.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 01:27 PM (AxTbI)

472 Steve Schmidt admits he didn't even vote for McLame

these gys will do anything to get paid

whores

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (us2H3)

473 Honestly if allowing Finland into NATO makes the Russians start WW3, that's not a very good position for the Russians to be in.

I mean, the entire purpose of NATO is to prevent Russian aggression and invasion into European nations. Which, as we've seen for over a decade now, is not a joke: Russia keeps invading neighboring countries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

474 Everyone knows that the NATO "army" is the US military with observers from other nations.

The "US" doesn't have a military. The Democratic Party does. Their military is largely a bunch of fuck-ups and ne're do wells who would lose a game of checkers to any home schooled child.

Their hatred and contempt for We The People is well established.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (AHeqJ)

475 Cheap gas is just too convenient and the European union members made themselves filthy rich buying cheap gas from Russia. Subsidized gas. Now if they want to pay real money, more power to them .

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (+xjfh)

476 They had two babies die and two get sick from chlorobacter bacteria (probably didn't spell that right.) The formula was tested and there's no bacteria there. It's thought it may have been in the water they used to mix the formula. But the government won't give the all clear to let the factory open up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (5HBd1)

477 Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

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OMG! Putin is as bad as Gavin Newsome!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (FVME7)

478 Can we start an internet rumor about the shortage of adult diapers? I want to hear peppermint psaki state bidens position on why there are no depends on the shelves.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (rjpjQ)

479 One possible reason is the biggest baby forumla plant in the US was shut down months ago over a health scare, and has not been allowed to reopen yet. Maybe there's good reason for it, but that has to contribute to the problem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah, the Abbott plant in Michigan.
Why haven't they sanitized completely and back in operation? The Fedgov is dragging their feet about re-certifying...for a reason.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (vcOmj)

480 When all of this is over, if we survive, we are going to have to trash the notion of putting political opponents in jail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (5kI0z)

481 Technically, there IS no vaccine yet.

Not in the traditional, proper meaning of the term vaccine, but the way they are using the term, its been out since October 2020.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

482 Nood swimsuit models

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (4MP+l)

483 Steve Schmidt admits he didn't even vote for McLame

I read something saying he'd gone full tilt on throwing Juan McLame under the bus, probably to piss off Megaton.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

484 I mean, the entire purpose of NATO is to prevent Russian aggression and invasion into European nations. Which, as we've seen for over a decade now, is not a joke: Russia keeps invading neighboring countries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

Since it invades them right after we invite them into NATO, there seems to something wrong with how this is approached.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (tt9eU)

485 40$ billion?

Northrop Grumman and the rest are happy, happy happy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (lKAqb)

486 They were complaining that Biden hadn't forgiven their student loans yet.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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They're gonna have more pressing issues shortly, like how to buy food and fill up their vehicles.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (AxTbI)

487 SMH -- The replies to that WH tweet are incredible, in a sickening way.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (S7une)

488 > With what army? Seriously. NATO doesn't have a large, standing force.

Most Euro nations struggle to field a handful of planes and a few boats. I haven't checked in a while, but I'm pretty sure any one of our State Guard forces outnumber quite a few Euro nation militaries.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (eyxn4)

489 The Fedgov is dragging their feet about re-certifying...for a reason.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (vcOmj)



Malice?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (yQpMk)

490 I've read that if you change Amazon to search Canada instead of the US, you get all the baby formula you could want.

It did seem to produce a lot more results, but I can't confirm that it will actually work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (AJLeZ)

491 481 Technically, there IS no vaccine yet.

Not in the traditional, proper meaning of the term vaccine, but the way they are using the term, its been out since October 2020.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

I saw a meme recently that made me chuckle. A women is typing into her home security keypad, and the caption says, "I've been robbed three times in the last month. Good think I have my Pfizer home alarm system, or it would've been worse"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

492 With what army? Seriously. NATO doesn't have a large, standing force.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:23 PM (kjquW)

Ours, duh.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (tt9eU)

You know how they always say getting there is half the fun? Not if you're a U.S. invader force, trying to get to the Roosian battlefield.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (AKvgO)

493 When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available.
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LMAO there it is again

"Just Say Shit"

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ymYGq)

494 Move right along (said in Obi Wan voice), this Psaki-cleavage is not the cleavage you've been looking for.........

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (U2+zT)

495 Russia's usual technique of "keep retreating and let the weather kill them" is not useful against modern armies, and they aren't a very impressive military. Their equipment is impressive seeming but subpar, their soldiers are poorly motivated and poorly led, etc.

On the other hand, the US military is being decayed from within by the maggots of political correctness, wokeism, and social justice rot. So... hard to make that call.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

496 I've read that if you change Amazon to search Canada instead of the US, you get all the baby formula you could want.

People on Twitter have indicated that if you import it from Europe, they have plenty and it's not made with soy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

497 482 Nood swimsuit models

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (4MP+l)

I'd say Woo-Hoo!, but I don't know if we're dealing with trannies or not...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

498 Putin and Xi have both recently participated in WEF event.
Back when Putin fortified Russian Internet servers to Prentice a cyber attack from outside the country, saw a story on how Putin and Russia participated in a WEF simulated cyber warfare drill just a few years ago (it was similar to the pandemic drill that Fauci paricipated in fall 2019).

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (SNXI+)

499 The Ruble is considerablly high than when we started snactioning Russia

I'm kinda guessing that Putin is smarter than me

and what I woulda done, had I knew when I was gonna invade' is short the Ruble

and then when it bottoms, buy the Ruble

prolly finance a 100 Ukraine wars

maybe the SEC can indict him on insider tradng

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (us2H3)

500 446 In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% - the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.

To @WhiteHouse:
And which specific policies do you attribute to this remarkable statistic?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (AHeqJ)

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Inflation. People need jobs to subsidize their welfare and food stamps

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (h1jJh)

501 451
Every single word of that is a lie.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 01:24 PM (UD9kD)

But since the memory of the average voter is about 5 minutes long, they will all nod in agreement and shout "Trump bad!!!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

502 A women is typing into her home security keypad, and the caption says, "I've been robbed three times in the last month. Good think I have my Pfizer home alarm system, or it would've been worse"

I saw a tweet that literally stated, and not in an ironic or satirical way, that they were glad a deceased person had gotten the shot or it could have been worse.

Um....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

503 496 I've read that if you change Amazon to search Canada instead of the US, you get all the baby formula you could want.

People on Twitter have indicated that if you import it from Europe, they have plenty and it's not made with soy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

If was in the Morning Report; FDA won't allow from Europe because the iron level is too low, to which the Europeans say the iron level in US formula is too high.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

504 Jen should ditch the podium and get a stripper pole.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (Y274z)

505 497
I'd say Woo-Hoo!, but I don't know if we're dealing with trannies or not...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

Only one way to tell. If you don't know - watch Crocodile Dundee.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (N39Ws)

506 502 A women is typing into her home security keypad, and the caption says, "I've been robbed three times in the last month. Good think I have my Pfizer home alarm system, or it would've been worse"

I saw a tweet that literally stated, and not in an ironic or satirical way, that they were glad a deceased person had gotten the shot or it could have been worse.

Um....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Pfizer: Our "vaccine" doesn't bring you back from the dead so you can die from COVID again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

507 That Gnome said his Fauci Ouchies weren't distributed enough. 250,000 died that didn't have to.

Of course he didn't blame the Enfeebled One. You know damned well who he blamed.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (Y274z)

508 One possible reason is the biggest baby forumla plant in the US was shut down months ago over a health scare, and has not been allowed to reopen yet. Maybe there's good reason for it, but that has to contribute to the problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:26 PM (KZzsI)


Two babies died from bacterial infection, likely from moms using unsterile water, since every batch made by the MI plant has been tested and no bacteria was found in ANY of them. But it was all recalled anyways, and the plant remains mostly shut down.

That single plant makes about 40% of all baby formula sold in the US. Blame the FDA; they've earned it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (F0YaR)

509 So...is it *time* yet?

Posted by: rustbucket at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (H2lUc)

510 377 Disclose.tv reports Russia is going to cut the power supply to Finland starting tomorrow.

Well then, we'll just get our gas from Germany! ...who gets it from Russia.

Uh-oh...
Posted by: Finland at May 13, 2022 01:14 PM (AJLeZ)

People really belived that centuries of animosity, power struggles and land claims would simply end. All because the USA forces Europeans to play nice for a couple of generations.
Those idiots really believed that the peace and prosperity in Europe was their own doing. Amazing.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (BJKQV)

511 We had a Baby Milk Factory and you fuckers bombed it even though it was a secret CIA bioweapon lab set up by some midget from America.

Posted by: Iraq at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (Y274z)

512 We have undivided government and they won't get near Ryan's tax cuts. Oh they carp about SALT but they won't even repeal that part. Shows you the uniparty runs the show.

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (Y274z)

513 Those "women" in the photo are effective birth control.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (WmGrA)

514 Biden and his fellow Democ-Rats want their future voters(Illegal Aliens and their Kids)in healthy condition to vote for more Democ-Rats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 13, 2022 06:14 PM (wGqjj)

515 Hi! This is my first comment here so I just wanted to give a quick
shout out and say I really enjoy reading your posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums that cover the same topics?

Thanks for your time!

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