Supermodel Mutt Cafe

Why don't you go home and sleep it off, Phil, before someone gets hurt...

A mama cat's kittens died, but then she noticed there were a bunch of puppies that she could mother. Though I don't know if puppies want to be licked as much as kittens do.

Secret husky hosta.

Not sure I understand Asian traffic rules.

Feeding a flower to a cute tortoise.

Saving a sheep.

Caution: Sheep at play.

Cat wants back inside. So he fakes an injury.

You're open the same time tomorrow?

Kitten discovers its paws.

This kitten is on to its advanced courses in paw manipulation.

This cat went on to become a Professor of Paw-Moving.

Baby and dog discussing their shared interest in poop.

Controversial deleted scene from Island of Dr. Moreau.

Let's play hide & seek❤😄😆 #fun #Happiness #Dog #girl #randomfacts2022 pic.twitter.com/alnMGvbmUk
— RANDOM FACTS (@RANDOMFACTS2022) May 11, 2022

Five more minutes please..

Sound on.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/dMRoodugs1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 7, 2022

Little floopers:

Could be pandas.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/GCREyJU6R1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 7, 2022

Beautiful nature😍 #sundayvibes #NatureBeauty #randomfacts2022 pic.twitter.com/ugfJDpqPR3
— RANDOM FACTS (@RANDOMFACTS2022) May 8, 2022

So... when a model tells you her job is "really hard" and "more involved than you'd think" ...

Such a talented dog..🐩🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/Ur5TIyKBlC
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Lucius? Dammit, what was that name?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (3NKiY)

2 This monkey is of no use to me. It doesn't have four butts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 07:20 PM (bg3iC)

3 *looks it up*
Lucius Verus. Damn, Being 29 is shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 07:21 PM (3NKiY)

4 Wow that last doggeh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 07:22 PM (kf6Ak)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (arJlL)

6 Looks like I better find a way to take early retirement. That last dog is smarter than I am and will probably be gunning for my job soon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (SchxB)

7 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (arJlL)

8 >>Wow that last doggeh

That's pretty cute, right there.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 07:24 PM (kjquW)

9 Coulda been a contendah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 13, 2022 07:25 PM (aaGzp)

10 A mama cat's kittens died, but then she noticed there were a bunch of puppies that she could mother. Though I don't know if puppies want to be licked as much as kittens do.

***
Where is the puppies' mom? I don't think she'd let a cat near her pups willingly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 07:25 PM (kf6Ak)

11 >>>Though I don't know if puppies want to be licked as much as kittens do.

You just have to know how to lick them right.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 13, 2022 07:26 PM (hVqGz)

12 Those floofy dogs are defective. Cute, but defective.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 07:27 PM (6RgRK)

13 Where is the puppies' mom? I don't think she'd let a cat near her pups willingly

You think the cat might have done something? Something... terrible?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 07:27 PM (SchxB)

14 Big Man Wins Jeopardy, nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 07:28 PM (qmqSd)

15 The licking has a definite purpose. Stimulation for bodily functions. All my bottle baby kittens lived because the dogs would lick them after each feeding.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:28 PM (PORRQ)

16 Hide and seek doggie is beautiful.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:29 PM (eGTCV)

17 What are those Panda dogs called?

Posted by: Dr Super Ultra Magga Jumbo at May 13, 2022 07:29 PM (PR/CW)

18 Ace worked so hard today, even I'm worn out consuming the content. Thanks!

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at May 13, 2022 07:29 PM (qpX6U)

19 Had a great day. Trying not to think of the evil left.

Thank you Ace!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 13, 2022 07:30 PM (ZW1rs)

20 Falling asleep again, see what we have for a little while

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

21 okay this thread is better
I like the funny animals
humans not so much

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (geLO8)

22 Hi Skip!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (PORRQ)

23 Ben Had. Please to tell me more about licking and stimulation of bodily functions.
Asking for a friend, of course.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (7uPOg)

24 Dog is good

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

25 Asian traffic rules

and the guy walking across the street with his lunch sack in hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (pLj8i)

26 Willowed hockey comment.

Love Chris Drury, wish he'd stayed a Sabre.
And prior to my move to Buffalo, I was a Rangers fan from back in the Dave Maloney days. '79 was a special year...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 07:07 PM (BgMrQ)

It took a while to find it but here is an animated short "The Sweater" about a kid who wanted a Montreal Canadiens sweater but got a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater instead. It's a Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgydkfnUEi8

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (AiZBA)

27 The internet was made for kitteh videos.

Loved the scammer pretending to be injured.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 07:34 PM (rF64X)

28 Oregon had a ban on home buyers sending a "love letter" to an owner, trying to get the owner to take their offer. Was supposedly racist or something. Anyway, a judge struck down the ban. Oregon has some of the dumbest laws.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

29 Hi RI Red!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:35 PM (PORRQ)

30 Asian traffic rules : I thought Nigerian drivers were crazy but those people are nuts.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 07:37 PM (rF64X)

31 The paw kitty's are cute.

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 07:37 PM (E0NVW)

32 Kids should have pets

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

33 Asian traffic rules : I thought Nigerian drivers were crazy but those people are nuts.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at May 13, 2022 07:37 PM (rF64X)

I was a claims manager for Tokio Marine . We insured Japanese expatriates. The Asian driver stereotype is accurate.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:39 PM (eCqFY)

34 Hide and seek doggie is beautiful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:29 PM (eGTC

I think that's a Belgian Malinois.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:41 PM (eCqFY)

35 Hi, Ben!
Up to 90 degrees here in northern NH today. Reminded me of TX.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 07:42 PM (7uPOg)

36 Saw a lot of them now Twitter ban has me stopped. Last night or night before went to incognito and it was fine.

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 07:42 PM (2JoB8)

37 That goat must have believed all the things he read on the internet about banana peels.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (QzpS1)

38 Hopefully the warm double-chocolate chip cookie and wee dram of milk USpBed to runner last night will help him remain centered given the lack of perfidious infiltration of the Cafe by Big Penguin again this evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

39 There are no "Asian traffic rules."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (EZebt)

40 The spiral cloud thing is amazing.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 07:45 PM (QzpS1)

41 Those are wombats, right?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 07:45 PM (QzpS1)

42 Ducanthrax, you really know how to de-fuse a situation.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:46 PM (PORRQ)

43 Goedenavond, vrienden!
Lovely pictures and videos to end the digital day.
Finally got to go outside today - was stuck inside since I got bit bad by the sun last Saturday.

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 13, 2022 07:49 PM (WUZBg)

44 I think that's a Belgian Malinois.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 07:41 PM (eCqFY)

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A prime candidate for invasion by a German Shepherd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 07:50 PM (IrAlb)

45 Those are wombats, right?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 07:45 PM (QzpS1)

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Don't assume gender, h8tr

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 07:51 PM (IrAlb)

46 There are no "Asian traffic rules."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (

Traffic in Manila is incredible.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV)

47 Traffic in Manila is incredible.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV)

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They really do drive outside the envelope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 07:52 PM (IrAlb)

48 Ace posted a Twatter link a week or so ago to short video of three cats racing to their food dishes. I had it bookmarked as I found it cute and gave me a chuckle despite the ongoing controlled implosion of Western civilization.

Now it's deleted. Fuck. I *knew* I should've downloaded that for archival purposes. Maybe a handle of tequila will induce a fleeting illusion of happiness. Bottoms up.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 13, 2022 07:54 PM (DTX3h)

49 The CDC and the Guttmacher Institute estimate that 63 million abortions have occurred since the 1973 Supreme Court decision. Yellen sounds a lot like Thanos, who also debuted in 1973 in a Marvel comic book. He is best remembered in Avengers: Infinity War, Its a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction. He then proceeded to wipe out half of all life, devastating civilization.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:56 PM (yrol0)

50 love is love

Carlos Raiza Daniela Aparicio Hernandez, a prominent transgender (biological male) activist from El Salvador touted by the New York Times, was arrested in Utah for raping a boy.

Hernandez, 36, was charged with 16 felonies for the rape and sexual abuse of a 15-year-old boy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)

51 rhennigantx, don't forget to count how many we paid for in other countries.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 07:58 PM (PORRQ)

52 Former National Security Advisor Robert McFarlane Dead at 84

Former White House national security adviser Robert C. McFarlane, a top aide to President Ronald Reagan who pleaded guilty to charges for his role in an illegal arms-for-hostages deal known as the Iran-Contra affair, has died. He was 84.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:59 PM (yrol0)

53 Wow, I've never seen a cat fake an injury!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 07:59 PM (jTmQV)

54 old cvunt wearing a bleached wildebeest be mean

https://tinyurl.com/5rrsb7w3

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

55 The U.S. House is reportedly going to use taxpayer money to give their staff Peloton memberships

https://tinyurl.com/mxxdu5sj

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 08:01 PM (xSghO)

56 Had a Mazda b4K and Dottie would get in bed and stick her head in window. Some days she would be in back seat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 08:02 PM (yrol0)

57 Oregon had a ban on home buyers sending a "love letter" to an owner, trying to get the owner to take their offer. Was supposedly racist or something. Anyway, a judge struck down the ban. Oregon has some of the dumbest laws.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

My daughter wrote a love letter for the house her family lives in. It apparently helped in the competition where houses were being sold within a couple of days of being put on the market.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 13, 2022 08:02 PM (ObX/c)

58 SMH, No blackberry/ Habenero to be found- Can I just send the Chile/Lime?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:03 PM (PORRQ)

59 What I hated about Thanos; You don't just kill off half. You keep the truckers and the farmers, and the productive folks and get rid of the moochers and looters.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 08:03 PM (lKAqb)

60 39 There are no "Asian traffic rules."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (EZebt)

#1 Asian traffic rules there are no rules.

#2 See rule #1.

#3 We no see ur cat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

61 {{{ SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet }}}

Makes them stay in DC. Not a prime location these days.

But the graft and corruption is on display.
A tax payer holiday would be interesting, as the new Greater Depression gets warmed up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

62 NaCly!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:05 PM (PORRQ)

63 Up to 90 degrees here in northern NH today. Reminded me of TX.
Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 07:42 PM

Yep. A good 80 here on the north shore of Boston.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:05 PM (RkC6l)

64
Question: Can Kendall Jenner cut a cucumber better than Biden?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:06 PM (Mzdiz)

65 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

I owe you a letter. I'll try and have it out on Monday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

66 This universe is finite, its resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction. He then proceeded to wipe out half of all life, devastating civilization.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:56 PM (yrol0)

The interesting thing is how they changed the character of Thanos. In the comic books, Thanos was in love with the personification of Death. He wanted ultimate power in order to wipe out a huge portion of the universe in order to gain her attention and favor.

I think the movie version is a more easily graspable reason to a lot of folks. The sad part is that they would be on Thanos' side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:06 PM (3NKiY)

67 Ben Had

I hope you and yours, and the cattle and horses are thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

68 Carlos Raiza Daniela Aparicio Hernandez, a prominent transgender (biological male) activist from El Salvador touted by the New York Times, was arrested in Utah for raping a boy.

Hernandez, 36, was charged with 16 felonies for the rape and sexual abuse of a 15-year-old boy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:08 PM (3NKiY)

69
Wow, I've never seen a cat fake an injury!
Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness

That's so it can use a handicapped parking spot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

70 NaCly, there is nothing in this world you owe me. I on the other hand you a debt of gratitude I can only hope to repay.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:09 PM (PORRQ)

71 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Is the Pol Pot Memorial Society funding Marvel Films?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

72 >>Yep. A good 80 here on the north shore of Boston.

Completely fogged in here because it got so warm.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

73 SMH, No blackberry/ Habenero to be found- Can I just send the Chile/Lime?
Posted by: Ben Had
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lol, that will be fine.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (xSghO)

74
Just learned something: wet nurses still exist. Typical rates are $1K per week.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)

75 It took a while to find it but here is an animated short "The Sweater" about a kid who wanted a Montreal Canadiens sweater but got a Toronto Maple Leaf sweater instead. It's a Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgydkfnUEi8
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 13, 2022 07:32 PM (AiZBA)

Sometimes mothers don't know best.

Especially if one's a fan of the Blue, Blanc et Rouge...

No one want's to be a Laffs fan.

#noone

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (BgMrQ)

76 Is the Pol Pot Memorial Society funding Marvel Films?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

Same people. Different branch.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (3NKiY)

77 There are no "Asian traffic rules."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2022 07:43 PM (EZebt)

#1 Asian traffic rules there are no rules.

#2 See rule #1.

#3 We no see ur cat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 08:03

I thought traffic in Manila kind of made sense but they need double the number of roads.
Uganda has no traffic rules. Drivers go to the open spots.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 08:11 PM (eGTCV)

78 Just learned something: wet nurses still exist. Typical rates are $1K per week.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)

Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:11 PM (3NKiY)

79 * scritches for Elvis* JackStraw I need an update, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:11 PM (PORRQ)

80 High of 58, low of 35 tonight. Looks like we get the 60s next week. It's like living by the ocean.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:11 PM (5HBd1)

81 Ben Had

Phshaw. You make me smile every time you write Salty, dearest. Like there are three Saltys in your life, but I am #1. Not prying for info, mind you. You can have your secrets.

But there is stuff I need to coordinate with you, or get some info on.

This year in Corsicana!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

82 Former White House national security adviser Robert C. McFarlane, a top aide to President Ronald Reagan who pleaded guilty to charges for his role in an illegal arms-for-hostages deal known as the Iran-Contra affair, has died. He was 84.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:59 PM (yrol0)

Whether you like him or not, Ollie North's testimony is still a lesson on how you testify in front of a Congressional committee. He pretty much pw'nd them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 13, 2022 08:12 PM (eCqFY)

83 >> Damn.

Some charge even more. The high end makes $290K per year. That includes live-in nanny services as well I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:13 PM (Mzdiz)

84 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

$1K / week? But they go home after that week?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

85 who pleaded guilty to charges for his role in an illegal arms-for-hostages deal known as the Iran-Contra affair

*

So quaint.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:13 PM (DxFDO)

86 Hook that kid up to a goat- Goat milk is naturally non allergenic.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:13 PM (PORRQ)

87 Completely fogged in here because it got so warm.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM

Pretty foggy here this morning, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:14 PM (RkC6l)

88 Elvis is doing great Ben Had. Went for a long walk in the woods today and he had nice no-hide bone treat. He's currently splayed out upside down on the other couch.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Damn. We ARE 29, talking about the weather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)

90 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:15 PM (0IeYL)

91 Notsothoreau - move forward

Prayers ascending that you can talk soon. Unless you want to tell me to buzz off. Then --no deal.

And you should be ready to go soon. Do you need some more analysis on your KS list?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

92 There are so many talented, smart, well trained, obedient, mannered dogs out there....and then there's mine *sigh*

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 08:15 PM (iyVGU)

93 FJB: If I can't have abortion, well, hold my beer, I will starve your babies and to rub your nose in this I am shipping the formula to your replacements on the Mexico border. It is hard work being the ultra-uniter. Oh, and fuck off.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:16 PM (2mSQi)

94 Weasel!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:16 PM (PORRQ)

95 There are so many talented, smart, well trained, obedient, mannered dogs out there....and then there's mine *sigh*

*

Beagle, or part beagle?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:16 PM (DxFDO)

96 Just in case you were looking for something aggravating to start your weekend:

Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
The House of Representatives will provide taxpayer-funded Peloton memberships to all of its staff, costing taxpayers roughly $100,000 per month.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:17 PM (VhE0u)

97 Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:16 PM (PORRQ)
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At your service!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:17 PM (0IeYL)

98 Weasel, Soon

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:18 PM (PORRQ)

99 I'm starting to wonder if this is a sign that I should retire when I move. So far, inhaling steam seems to help. I'm down to whispering, but my dog can hear me say "squirrel" no matter how faint I get.

I should give you an updated list. Houses are selling quickly now. Still interested in Beloit and Plainville. That place with the stock pond and windmill is back on the market but too much place for me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:18 PM (5HBd1)

100 As long as we're talking weather, almost a full moon out tonight.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (7uPOg)

101 Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:18 PM (PORRQ)
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Very!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (0IeYL)

102 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
The House of Representatives will provide taxpayer-funded Peloton memberships to all of its staff, costing taxpayers roughly $100,000 per month.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:17 PM (VhE0u)

This reminds me of the movie, Dave. A piece of shit that gets worse the more distance we get from those simple times. The scene where he is trying to cut the budget in order to save money for homeless shelters.

Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

103 100 As long as we're talking weather, almost a full moon out tonight.
Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (7uPOg)

And Friday the 13th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

104 I think the Peloton deal is just a payoff. The stock has tanked recently. This is likely an attempt to prop it up enough to sell off.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

105 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:15 PM

Not much. Sup witchoo?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:20 PM (RkC6l)

106 Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (7uPOg)
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Eclipse Sunday evening.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:20 PM (0IeYL)

107 Notsothoreau - move forward

Beloit is a good little town. They work hard to keep it so. Been there. Lots of pride in the HS students.

Looking up Plainville now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

108 *waves to SMH*
Heard I should stick my head up for a sec and say hi. Hi!
*slips away again*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 13, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr)

109 92 There are so many talented, smart, well trained, obedient, mannered dogs out there....and then there's mine *sigh*
Posted by: Russkilitlover

And mine!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:22 PM (kf6Ak)

110 Like the Shadow, but with a smaller nose. And tire irons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:22 PM (3NKiY)

111 Hi Insom!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:22 PM (kf6Ak)

112
Beagle, or part beagle?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:16 PM (DxFDO)

Black lab, just turned 1. It's not that he not smart, he just decides what he will listen to and what he won't. At 70 lbs, his wants carry a lot of weight, so to speak.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 08:22 PM (iyVGU)

113 And Friday the 13th.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (3NKiY)

I just sort of glossed over that. Unlike in Jack the Ripper's neighborhood, I mean JackStraw's, no foggy night here.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:23 PM (7uPOg)

114 Son of a bi ....

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

115 I think the Peloton deal is just a payoff. The stock has tanked recently. This is likely an attempt to prop it up enough to sell off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (5HBd1)
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Yeah, the article mentions that Peloton has been lobbying them for a year. But it's still $100,000 per month of our money.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (VhE0u)

116 Black lab, just turned 1. It's not that he not smart, he just decides what he will listen to and what he won't. At 70 lbs, his wants carry a lot of weight, so to speak.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 08:22 PM (iyVGU)

Labs (and honestly all dogs) go crazy from about six months and 2 years, in my experience. Or else we just get used to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (3NKiY)

117 Insomniac!!! Here or not I see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (PORRQ)

118 Son of a bi ....

Most people just use my name. What's up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (SchxB)

119 Asian traffic rules are the same as the rules for a knife fight.

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (U1eOr)

120
Not much. Sup witchoo?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:20 PM (RkC6l)
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On the deck with a stogie watching FSJ try to hunt squirrels in the back yard.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM (0IeYL)

121 We had a cat who would cross our street to hang out/sleep under a big cedar tree with limbs nearly to the ground and a thick carpet of soft, fallen foliage. Good cover, a cat hangout. Lukie the cat must have seen me in the driveway, so he started to head across the street. Suddenly, he started dragging a back leg like he was hurt. I was concerned until I looked further down the street and saw the neighborhood elderly yellow labrador retriever shuffling up the street. Lukie was trying to bait the chubby dog into chasing him. I thought it was funny.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at May 13, 2022 08:25 PM (g6+Ik)

122 Weasel, they ought to move up the eclipse to night. Freak everyone out.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:25 PM (7uPOg)

123 Yeah, but did you ever have a dog trainer decide that they didn't want to work with your dog? I just wanted help getting the barking under control.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

124 Fun Size Joe update!

FSJ: Squirrels are nothing but little bitches!

More at 11!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (3NKiY)

125 Pretty foggy here this morning, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Another prettyfogger.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (KAi1n)

126 >>>Whether you like him or not, Ollie North's testimony is still a lesson on how you testify in front of a Congressional committee. He pretty much pw'nd them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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A work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (pLj8i)

127 Black lab, just turned 1. It's not that he not smart, he just decides what he will listen to and what he won't. At 70 lbs, his wants carry a lot of weight, so to speak.
Posted by: Russkilitlover

**

There's a light at the end of that tunnel. Around two he'll be a sweet, goofy companion, even if he's not all that bright.

We had one that chewed electrical cords. Literally any cord that was on the floor or otherwise easily accesible would be chewed in half. It was weird as heck, because the copper wire had to have hurt even if there wasn't a shock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (DxFDO)

128 119 Asian traffic rules are the same as the rules for a knife fight.
Posted by: 496

Bring a gun?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:27 PM (kf6Ak)

129 Too bad you're not in the neighborhood RI Red. A local micro brewery is doing a reenactment of Washington croissant the island tomorrow and hosting a beer garden down in the harbor. Cheap excuse to sell beer but who and I to complain.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Squirrels = tree otters

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:27 PM (DxFDO)

131 We had one that chewed electrical cords. Literally any cord that was on the floor or otherwise easily accesible would be chewed in half. It was weird as heck, because the copper wire had to have hurt even if there wasn't a shock.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (DxFDO)

Ajax did that. Once.

I am not sure if he got shocked or me going nuts put him off, but he never touched another electrical cord.

Either way, smart dog. Good Boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:28 PM (3NKiY)

132 FunSizeJoe may catch a squirrel but there won't be any squirrel with biscuits and gravy at Weasel Manor.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:28 PM (PORRQ)

133 am not and

hockey game is distracting

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

134 Whether you like him or not, Ollie North's testimony is still a lesson on how you testify in front of a Congressional committee. He pretty much pw'nd them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

He didn't have to deal with "I'm reclaiming my time" nonsense.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (KAi1n)

135 Yeah, but did you ever have a dog trainer decide that they didn't want to work with your dog? I just wanted help getting the barking under control.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)
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One of mine got kicked out of puppy kindergarten.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (VhE0u)

136 >>> Whether you like him or not, Ollie North's testimony is still a lesson on how you testify in front of a Congressional committee. He pretty much pw'nd them.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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A work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:26 PM (pLj8i)

They would never allow it to happen these days. He'd get two words in and then some harpy would start screaming, "I RECLAIM MY TIME" over and over. There's no way to map the events of really even the recent past onto the craziness of today. It's bedlam.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (QzpS1)

137 Jack, I haven't had a good RI Washington croissant in ages!

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (7uPOg)

138 103 100 As long as we're talking weather, almost a full moon out tonight.
Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:19 PM (7uPOg)

And Friday the 13th.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnVzn-1mESU

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (pLj8i)

139 JackStraw, get your pucks in a row, guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (PORRQ)

140 Sup, y'all? Posted by: Weasel

Hanging at home digging into some 1960s one hit wonder bands and various covers of their best songs. ? & the Mysterians big hit was 96 Tears. A number of their other tracks are solid. A few other interesting band are the Chocolate Watchband, The Human Beinz (how 60s is that?), Count Five, Beau Brummels, Johnny Kidd & the Pirates (I kid you not he wore an eye patch, because), and The Standells for openers.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (2mSQi)

141 My trainer would schedule me. Then I'd show up and she'd say that I wasn't scheduled. No idea what her problem was.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

142 >>> He didn't have to deal with "I'm reclaiming my time" nonsense.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (KAi1n)

Ha! Dude what am I thinking right now? What image do I have in my head? Concentrate.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (QzpS1)

143 132 FunSizeJoe may catch a squirrel but there won't be any squirrel with biscuits and gravy at Weasel Manor.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:28 PM (PORRQ)
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I think they're safe. He hasn't come closer than about 10 feet to one yet.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (Rs63j)

144 Notsothoreau - move forward

Beloit > Plainville, but YMMV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

145 C'mon Caps!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 08:31 PM (KAi1n)

146 >>Jack, I haven't had a good RI Washington croissant in ages!

Heh. I really stink at multi-tasking.

Washington CROSSING

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Ajax will actually slow down, even when he gets a step on squirrels. He just wants to get them the hell where they belong, not strew the yard with corpses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 08:31 PM (3NKiY)

148 Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:30 PM (2mSQi)
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Sounds like fun!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:32 PM (0IeYL)

149 Beau Brummels

They was in Village of the Giants. One of my favorite MSTs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 08:32 PM (x8Wzq)

150 C'mon, Lower Case!

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:33 PM (7uPOg)

151 The cats couldn't find anything other than a frog to kill last might.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:33 PM (PORRQ)

152 I saw the Chocolate Watchband open for someone, maybe Lovin' Spoonful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:33 PM (5HBd1)

153 Beau Brummels

although they're no Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, I'll tell ya what.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 13, 2022 08:33 PM (x8Wzq)

154 I'm playing this for my squirrels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sRz71VsBNo

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:34 PM (pLj8i)

155 Whippersnappers- Grady Martin and the Slew Foot Five.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:35 PM (PORRQ)

156 If Iran- Contra was our worst problem now I'd be very happy with things

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 08:35 PM (2JoB8)

157 Black lab, just turned 1...he just decides what he will listen to and what he won. Posted by: Russkilitlover

There's a light at the end of that tunnel. Around two he'll be a sweet, goofy companion, even if he's not all that bright. Posted by: Moron Robbie

My black lab once dug up about 20' of drain tile along the side of my house. We had a long discussion about that which accomplished exactly nothing because a few days later she striped all the branches off a $500 ornamental maple. The only thing left was a smooth trunk. We discussed that too; afterwards she went upstairs on flopped down in the middle my queen bed and fell asleep. This went on for 5 years. After that she became the bestet cuddle buddy evar.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:35 PM (2mSQi)

158 Wow... Tucker... they mispelled PURPOSEFULLY a GOP candidate in the Primary in Arkansas... This is just like when the Old Guard GOP outlasted the TEA Party folks... but this guy is fighting back! (Kudos).

Seeing a trend yet? Where the NEW Angry Right... made of actual Conservatives, is being fought, not by the LEFT, but by the OLD Uniparty Right?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

159 FunSizeJoe may catch a squirrel but there won't be any squirrel with biscuits and gravy at Weasel Manor.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:28 PM

Pre-sous videing it could be the solution needed to accommodate Weasel's 2 minute requirement.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

160 Notsothoreau - move forward

Beloit is 90 miles from Manhattan.
Plainville is 175 miles from Manhattan, but 25 miles from Hays.

Both Manhattan and Hays have extensive medical facilities, with Manhattan > Hays.

For local medical Beloit > Plainville.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

161 On the deck with a stogie watching FSJ try to hunt squirrels in the back yard.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:24 PM

Nice. Chillin' at the Fortress of Legal Solitude. Sipping a martini. Making kimchee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:36 PM (RkC6l)

162 Later, gators! Have a great weekend.

Posted by: RI Red at May 13, 2022 08:36 PM (7uPOg)

163 Great selection of animal videos this evening, really made my day! Those goofy puppies that had so much trouble negotiating the curb - are those huskies?

Posted by: Paco at May 13, 2022 08:37 PM (njExo)

164 Power play!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:37 PM (VhE0u)

165 After that she became the bestet cuddle buddy evar.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:35 PM (2mSQi)

/looks concerned...

If your bestest cuddle buddy ever... is a dog...

/shakes head

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

166 One of mine got kicked out of puppy kindergarten.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:29 PM (VhE0u)

In puppy kindergarten, my doggeh had to stay behind a toddler fence to keep far enough away from the other puppies so he wouldn't bark at them
Basically doggeh detention the whole time

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:37 PM (kf6Ak)

167 Seeing a trend yet? Where the NEW Angry Right... made of actual Conservatives, is being fought, not by the LEFT, but by the OLD Uniparty Right?
Posted by: Romeo13 a
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Except the actual Conservatives are taking a different approach, they are fighting back.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:38 PM (pLj8i)

168 Dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

169 It helps to have a lead who won't back down.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:38 PM (pLj8i)

170 Duncanthrax, Weasel going to have a paucity of chicken bowls.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:39 PM (PORRQ)

171 Black labs matter!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:39 PM (kf6Ak)

172 Too bad you're not in the neighborhood RI Red. A local micro brewery is doing a reenactment of Washington croissant the island tomorrow and hosting a beer garden down in the harbor. Cheap excuse to sell beer but who and I to complain.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:27 PM

Damn. I'm actually headed down to Fall River and Newport tomorrow, but can't stay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:40 PM (RkC6l)

173 Bring a gun?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:27 PM (kf6Ak)

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LOL - no, I was thinking of the knife fight in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

https://tinyurl.com/ycn6r9fy

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 08:40 PM (U1eOr)

174 170 Duncanthrax, Weasel going to have a paucity of chicken bowls.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:39 PM (PORRQ)
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*gasp!*

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (0IeYL)

175 >>Damn. I'm actually headed down to Fall River and Newport tomorrow, but can't stay.

Let me know next time you're in the neighborhood.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

176 Is the Pol Pot Memorial Society funding Marvel Films?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

1. We are the technocrats of vast understanding and we will make the world run efficiently, unlike those pre-scientific dictatorships and inefficient market societies that steal from the productive class
2. The world and economy are far too complex for us to manage and people are starving
3. Solution is to simplify the economy and kill half the population to avoid famines by fitting the population to the productivity of the world
4. Explain how this is more efficient and everyone is better off.
5. Technocrats need toilet paper and toothbrushes more than you since they are the true productive class.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (xhaym)

177 Good grief Trouba is awful

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (GcxM3)

178 Grady Martin and the Slew Foot Five.
Posted by: Ben Had

Just pulled him up. Nice.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (2mSQi)

179 "doggeh detention"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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Hahahaha!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:42 PM (VhE0u)

180 Just learned something: wet nurses still exist. Typical rates are $1K per week.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)

Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Just today, having lunch with 93 year-old friend, he told me about when he was a child, his mother had wet nursed a neighbor's child. The neighbor being unable to. This would have been in the 30's, in Appalachia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 08:42 PM (Gm00d)

181 Duncanthrax, Weasel going to have a paucity of chicken bowls.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:39 PM

We need to put a can of Spaghetti-Os in a case with a glass front and a label "Break glass in case of emergency" for Weasel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Let me know next time you're in the neighborhood.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM

Will do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 08:42 PM (RkC6l)

183 Weasel, don't look now but that chicken bowl is going to replaced with paella.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:43 PM (PORRQ)

184 I don't think I can take the weather in southern Kansas. Not sure how I will ever be able to acclimate if we don't get some warmer weather here. I hope I'm not moving in August

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:43 PM (5HBd1)

185 Kindltot

Rather a self-serving list.

Communist approved. Good job!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

186 Ace, you are so much fun, do you come in an inflatable Quaker Cracker version for my wife, Marygoround.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 13, 2022 08:44 PM (S65d6)

187 Duncanthrax, Brilliant!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:44 PM (PORRQ)

188 Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:43 PM (PORRQ)
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Sounds bueno!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 08:44 PM (0IeYL)

189 When we were tots, several 29's ago, you could make baby formula from cow's milk and Karo syrup.
Didn't have all the add-ins of today, but we lived.

Posted by: sal at May 13, 2022 08:44 PM (bJKUl)

190 Notsothoreau - move forward

Yup. Hot. You need an Earthship.

But we do have winter. Sometimes the snow fence on the Nebraska border is down, and it gets very cold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

191 Notsothoreau - move forward

No need to go to the souther tier of counties. That is Oklahoma adjacent. Don't do it!

Look at the climate data for your cities in Wiki.
Kansas weather keeps the riff-raff out. Well, except me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

192 168 Dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

You're covering all the curse words tonight eh Jack...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

193 >>You're covering all the curse words tonight eh Jack...

I'm trying to keep it PG.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

194 I set up my weather app for cities I'm interested in. And I get the Tulsa weather report from my cousin, when I talk to him on the weekend. I think he will probably relocate to OKC, if he finally gets a kidney transplant.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1)

195 Not sure if anybody mentioned this one, but here it is, just in case: "CNN Accidentally Sends Welcome Packages to Laid-Off Employees".

https://tinyurl.com/yck2uab3

Gee, I sure hope Chris Wallace doesn't choke to death on a wedge of grapefruit from his gift basket!

Posted by: Paco at May 13, 2022 08:51 PM (njExo)

196 I'm trying to keep it PG.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

I completely understand.

I look forward to being passionately involved with Lord Stanley's cup next year...

#letsgobuffalo

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

197 When we were tots, several 29's ago, you could make baby formula from cow's milk and Karo syrup.
Didn't have all the add-ins of today, but we lived.
Posted by: sal
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Yes, I have heard about that too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 08:51 PM (AJLeZ)

198 Sri Lanka, where protesters angry at the soaring prices of everyday commodities including food, have burned down homes belonging to 38 politicians as the crisis-hit country plunged further into chaos, with the government ordering troops to "shoot on sight."

Police in the island nation said Tuesday that in addition to the destroyed homes, 75 others have been damaged as angry Sri Lankans continue to defy a nationwide curfew to protest against what they say is the government's mishandling of the country's worst economic crisis since 1948.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 08:52 PM (bg3iC)

199 Weasel check out these pistol grips
CZ-75
https://tinyurl.com/3ce7tbm8
Mammoth tusk 1912
https://tinyurl.com/323ht37e

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 08:52 PM (2JoB8)

200
If Iran- Contra was our worst problem now I'd be very happy with things
Posted by: Skip

It was worse than Watergate!

Posted by: Carl Bernstein at May 13, 2022 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

201 The nation of 22 million is grappling with a devastating economic crisis, with prices of everyday goods soaring, and there have been widespread electricity shortages for weeks. Since March, thousands of anti-government protesters have taken to the streets, demanding that the government resign.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 08:52 PM (bg3iC)

202 Black labs matter!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 08:39 PM (kf6Ak)

someone posted a black and white sign on the highway a year ago, "PINK FLOYD MATTERS"

I suspect someone has a sense of humor and a silk screening set up

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 08:53 PM (xhaym)

203 Hola, Horde.

Finally saw "Zero Hour!", the straight-faced airplane disaster movie that "Airplane!" so gleefully parodied. It had all the flop sweating and chain smoking of the better ZAZ production, plus Sterling Hayden saying the immortal line "I picked a bad week to stop smoking!".

It suffered from a distinct lack of Jooohhhnnnyyyy!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

204 Some governments won't take a hint.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (pLj8i)

205 Ha! Dude what am I thinking right now? What image do I have in my head? Concentrate.
Posted by: banana Dream

A donut?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)

206 Cow's milk! Luxury! When I was a tot we had to milk our own river otter.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (vrz2I)

207 Cat Ass Trophy

ISTR that with the exception of the President, all Ministers, including the Prime Minister, have resigned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

208 Went shopping for jeans today and was intrigued to see that there is a new style, "wedgie."

Yes, you heard that right, wedgie. And it does exactly what you'd expect it to do and it looks exactly as you'd expect it to look.

There is no hope for us.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (VhE0u)

209 Is Trouba a curse word? It is a giveaway contest between him and Miller

Posted by: Tofer732 at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (GcxM3)

210 >>> 204 Some governments won't take a hint.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (pLj8i)

We are SMAHHHHRRRT.

Posted by: Great Resetters at May 13, 2022 08:54 PM (llON8)

211 Evening.

Oklahoma and North Texas 'Rons!

Next time you find yourself at Dollar General and you happen to buy a can of Chef Boyardee, do me a favor. Whisper, if ever so gently, under your breath, "Thank you, Robert." If by some cosmic force I hear, I'll reply, "You're welcome."

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:55 PM (1M4M0)

212 Good grief Trouba is awful
Posted by: Tofer732 at May 13, 2022 08:41 PM (GcxM3)

*sings* "Nobody knows the Trouba I seen . . . "

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 08:55 PM (xhaym)

213 I remember ace or a cob posting about an Italian restaurant that was catching all kinds of sh*t because they cleverly made signs that said BLACK OLIVES MATTER

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 08:55 PM (DxFDO)

214 >>> 211 Evening.

Oklahoma and North Texas 'Rons!

Next time you find yourself at Dollar General and you happen to buy a can of Chef Boyardee, do me a favor. Whisper, if ever so gently, under your breath, "Thank you, Robert." If by some cosmic force I hear, I'll reply, "You're welcome."
Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:55 PM (1M4M0)

Robert, thank you for continuing to Deliver the Shit in spite of the efforts of Stan's Retards to f*ck things up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 08:56 PM (llON8)

215 Cat Ass Trophy, would you compare similac to foal lac for me?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:56 PM (PORRQ)

216 Black olives *do* matter!

Fight me.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:56 PM (1M4M0)

217 Shouldn't that be a can of vienna sausages, Robert?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (5HBd1)

218 Grady Martin and the Slew Foot Five.
Posted by: Ben Had

Just pulled him up. Nice.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Grady played the nylon string guitar on Marty Robbin's El Paso plus recorded with Pasty Cline, Buddy Holly, Brenda Lee, Roy Orbison, Hank Snow, Ernst Tubb, Elvis, Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty - the list goes on and on. I am impressed.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now Fortified with Ultra Maga at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (2mSQi)

219 Carlos Raiza Daniela Aparicio Hernandez, a prominent transgender (biological male) activist from El Salvador touted by the New York Times, was arrested in Utah for raping a boy.

Hernandez, 36, was charged with 16 felonies for the rape and sexual abuse of a 15-year-old boy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)

I guess he didn't resist arrest strenuously enough. Pity.

Posted by: William Shatner at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (Q7m5S)

220 thank you for continuing to Deliver the Shit in spite of the efforts of Stan's Retards to f*ck things up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 08:56 PM (llON

*Whispering*

You're welcome.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (1M4M0)

221 >>Went shopping for jeans today and was intrigued to see that there is a new style, "wedgie."

>>Yes, you heard that right, wedgie. And it does exactly what you'd expect it to do and it looks exactly as you'd expect it to look.

People pay extra for that?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

222 Robert

Way to go. Where to next?

Do you even get to go home these days?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

223 Helena Handbasket, Incoming text

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 08:58 PM (PORRQ)

224 Mmmmmm, paella.

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 13, 2022 08:58 PM (WUZBg)

225 Shouldn't that be a can of vienna sausages, Robert?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 08:57 PM (5HBd1)

If they were I'd find a guy hauling crackers and we'd be eating it all.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:59 PM (1M4M0)

226 old cvunt wearing a bleached wildebeest be mean

https://tinyurl.com/5rrsb7w3
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

Looks like a tranny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 08:59 PM (Q7m5S)

227 Ha! Dude what am I thinking right now? What image do I have in my head? Concentrate.
===================
You're thinking of orange juice?

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 13, 2022 08:59 PM (gOdCV)

228 >.Cow's milk! Luxury! When I was a tot we had to milk our own river otter.

Posted by: fd

Oh we used to dream of milking a river otter...
would've been a palace to us...
the best we could manage was a stray beaver what lost its way from a petting zoo

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 08:59 PM (geLO8)

229 Where to next?

Do you even get to go home these days?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

Next is HOOOOOOOME!!!!!!

But first I'm picking up rolls of paper in Valliant, Oklahoma.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 09:00 PM (1M4M0)

230 Helena Handbasket

Stilton Jarlberg had a picture of your book Stilton's Luck at https://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com.

Looks like a good book.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

231 Well, thank you for your service! I know there are kids that are thrilled to be able to have their Spaghetti-Os!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)

232 Just learned something: wet nurses still exist. Typical rates are $1K per week.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 13, 2022 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)

That's if Dad gets to bang them, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2022 09:01 PM (Q7m5S)

233 Hour later than usual, no work but probably up at usual time anyway.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 09:02 PM (2JoB8)

234 "the best we could manage was a stray beaver what lost its way from a petting zoo
Posted by: DB"

These kids today have got it too easy. Imagine not having to stalk your next bottle.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 09:02 PM (vrz2I)

235 There are no asian traffic rules.

Posted by: f2000 at May 13, 2022 09:02 PM (PWcd9)

236 SnailRacer!!!, Love Ya

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2022 09:03 PM (PORRQ)

237 Sitting on the porch and I do believe we have fireflies. A few. Only sound is a far away train.

Status is chilled.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 09:03 PM (BFigT)

238 This nurse is wet

https://tinyurl.com/tjzhjt7x

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 09:03 PM (geLO8)

239 Wedgie jeans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdd27dps

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:04 PM (VhE0u)

240 Yikes. I missed the pregnant man thread.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 09:04 PM (aeMRC)

241 Hey Ben Had!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 09:05 PM (llON8)

242 Yikes. I missed the pregnant man thread.
*

Don't think too hard about how the chemicals to play pretend are affecting the baby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:05 PM (DxFDO)

243 @238

>>This nurse is wet

She looks like a load of fun.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:06 PM (qmqSd)

244
Sri Lanki delved into organic farming and couldn't feed themselves.

https://tinyurl.com/4ju9wnwv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

245 https://tinyurl.com/bdd27dps
Posted by: IrishEi

Ick. That seems so uncomfortable

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 09:07 PM (kf6Ak)

246 DB

There is a lot of plasticity in human sensuality. For now.

In the burning times the basics return.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

247 What would "people" here do on the third day of no food?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 09:07 PM (pLj8i)

248 216 Black olives *do* matter!

Fight me.
Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2022 08:56 PM (1M4M0)

You sir, may have my share...

I feel the same way about any Olive, as Insom does about Raisins.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)

249 black olives on pizza are good

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 09:08 PM (geLO8)

250 but pineapple is wrong

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 09:08 PM (geLO8)

251 >>> 244
Sri Lanki delved into organic farming and couldn't feed themselves.

https://tinyurl.com/4ju9wnwv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

leftists are STUPID.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 09:08 PM (llON8)

252 Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2022 08:52 PM (2JoB

---
First link wasn't to grips (that I saw) but the second was cool!

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 09:09 PM (0IeYL)

253 Snailracer, I'm glad you are feeling better.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:09 PM (6RgRK)

254 They would do the same thing they do on the third day without electricity or the third day of being snowed in. They would whine about it for awhile. Maybe they would post pictures of their empty fridge on social media.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

255 Bennie! Love you, too!

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 13, 2022 09:10 PM (WUZBg)

256 @247

>>What would "people" here do on the third day of no food?

I have enough rice and canned meats to last about two month.

After that, the local wild animal population is going to be seeing a lot of action.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:10 PM (qmqSd)

257 I was a tittybaby, then I was weaned off on fresh cow milk and Karo syrup. Still like 'em both.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:11 PM (0OP+5)

258 249 black olives on pizza are good
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 09:08 PM (geLO

I find the taste of Black Olives overwhelms any pizza.

I used to pick them off my slice, and give them to the bride.

She used to appreciate the consideration.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

259 No food at all you would be pretty hungry and many would be desperate after 3 days. If you have water though you'll survive. Best no wait any longer to get to protesting though.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)

260 Okie-dokie, think I'll cash in my chips and go watch a Gunsmoke re-run in bed. Y'all be cool.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 09:12 PM (0IeYL)

261 @249

>>black olives on pizza are good

Go to slice is Black Olives, Sausage and Anchovies.

The upside is you don't have to worry about anyone eating your pizza.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:13 PM (qmqSd)

262 Thanks Emmie! First day out - I was happy.
Are you back in CO.?

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 13, 2022 09:14 PM (WUZBg)

263 P.S. before I get into my emergency supplies, I'm going to hold the liberal neighbors at gun point and take their food.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 09:14 PM (0IeYL)

264 Today is the birthday of Theodor Koch, who, with Edmund Heckler, founded Heckler und Koch.

Regular readers of the Gun Thread are aware of the esteem that H&K firearms has amongst the cognoscenti therein.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)

265 here's a really good calzone:

meatball, mushroom, ricotta, mozarella

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 09:15 PM (0G13K)

266 I think I could take care of me and my pets for three months easily. Might be able to stretch things out longer. I can't really stock up like I want to, as it will all have to be moved. So I compromise for now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)

267 After that, the local wild animal population is going to be seeing a lot of action.

**

You think that, but I've been talking about it with my hunter friends. I think if it gets to that point the easy food will be gone within two months. There will still be racoons and possums and such, but deer may as well be extinct (and might nearly be).

I know an old guy who ate songbirds during the Depression. You aren't proud when you're starving.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:15 PM (DxFDO)

268 SnailRacer, yes. So I received your thoughtful parcel. Thank you!

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:15 PM (6RgRK)

269 "Not" wait I mean. Anyway, your third day without food is a little late to start protesting about it. I plan to try to never be in that position though if I can possibly avoid it.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)

270 259 No food at all you would be pretty hungry and many would be desperate after 3 days. If you have water though you'll survive. Best no wait any longer to get to protesting though.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)
Say a week and you would having 'people' trying to get that stash of Spam you have in the garage and you may be forced to use up some of that .22lr stash.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5)

271 My wife used to put mushrooms on pizza. I convinced her it was a waste of time, as white "button" mushrooms like you buy in the produce department are designed to be flavorless.
They are there to soak up sauce.
Red pepper or onion, a better choice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (jTmQV)

272 Anyone going to ask for the actual source of peleton funding?

Rand stopped the $40B for a time anyway by pressing for an amendment that an IG know how much and to whom the money goes. Proving by implication that it's grift big time and they do not want anyone to know.

We all knew that already, though.

Posted by: micky at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)

273 Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare

Squirrel recipes are out there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

274 .Cow's milk! Luxury! When I was a tot we had to milk our own river otter.

Posted by: fd
------

Milkweed. That was as close as we could get.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2022 09:17 PM (ENHSe)

275 here's a really good calzone:
meatball, mushroom, ricotta, mozarella
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 09:15 PM (0G13K)
~~~~~

That's my favorite! With a side of marinara, of course.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:17 PM (VhE0u)

276 Squirrel recipes are out there.

**

I can't think of the last hunting season when I didn't take and eat squirrels. I like the with white trash dumplings (canned biscuits, cut into quarters and boiled in chicken broth) a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:19 PM (DxFDO)

277 @267

>>You aren't proud when you're starving.

To your point, pushed far enough, people will eat just about anything.

I think ultimately what would happen in a Burning Times situation, after the initial period of strum und drang, we'll for new confederations and alignments.

It's horrible we are in a position to contemplate such things but this is the sad reality.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:19 PM (qmqSd)

278 If they run out of food in DC I hope they eat Congress.

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 09:20 PM (vrz2I)

279 We all knew that already, though.
Posted by: micky at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)
~~~~~

MTG posted a few short excerpts on Twitter the other day, and I remember one of them was $13,000,000 to the Office of the President, with absolutely no indication of what it was for.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:20 PM (VhE0u)

280 ace

Have a nice weekend. May the hobos not be gamy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

281 In China it's bugs or bats.
They loves them some bats.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 09:21 PM (pLj8i)

282 It's horrible we are in a position to contemplate such things but this is the sad reality.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*

Especially remembering that a mere three years ago we were in the best economy in 50 years and energy independent.

And nothing really changed. All of the things that have brought us to this point have been purposeful actions against us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:21 PM (DxFDO)

283 Fried squirrel is tasty, too. I recently started using the pressure cooker for about four minutes first, then frying the strips. It really helps tenderize the meat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:22 PM (DxFDO)

284 Governments don't mishandle economic crises, they handle them. "Mishandle" would be redundant.

Speaking of mishandling, the Millennium Tower fix is running into another snag. Would you believe it?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 09:22 PM (KAi1n)

285 And the news app on my computer points out McCain's warning about Rand Paul and Putin. I figure it's about time for them to try and kill Rand again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:22 PM (5HBd1)

286 Thomas Bender

I asked one of the locals politicians that is higher up the electoral food chain that I am if there is planning for State self-reliance or regional compacts with other states.

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

287 Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:04 PM (VhE0u)

Gah! Those are the ugliest jeans I've ever seen.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 09:23 PM (iyVGU)

288 With the left going for all the marbles, and really really bad times to follow, now would be a good time to read anything by James Wesley, Rawles. The guy's got it pegged.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:23 PM (0OP+5)

289 Friend used to hunt to feed his family. He would pressure cook ducks and geese to tenderize, then finish cooking in the oven. Pressure cookers are handy and I guess you can use them to blow things up too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:24 PM (5HBd1)

290 Paul should hire a private body guard.
Ask Trump to recommend one.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 09:24 PM (pLj8i)

291 279 We all knew that already, though.
Posted by: micky at May 13, 2022 09:16 PM (3byMq)
~~~~~

MTG posted a few short excerpts on Twitter the other day, and I remember one of them was $13,000,000 to the Office of the President, with absolutely no indication of what it was for.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:20 PM (VhE0u)
10 % for the big guy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

292 Sounds like the Sri Lankans are pretty close to their Ceausescu moment. Good luck and happy hunting...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 13, 2022 09:25 PM (S7une)

293 The Book of Eli taught me that cat oil makes good lip balm.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 09:25 PM (aeMRC)

294 No food... well, I've seen video of the yutes ransacking a grocery store and running off with more steaks than a normal family of 4 could eat in a week.

Point being there will be a lot, I mean a lot of waste in the first couple days/weeks. Most people don't understand how it goes. So, yea... the stocked stuff will disappear in hours, most wasted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 09:25 PM (BFigT)

295 Huh, I've never thought about pressure cooking fowl. They're not an unpleasant toughness to me like some older squirrels can be, although I'd imagine there are some birds that can take it on, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:26 PM (DxFDO)

296 Sri Lankans had a civil war from 1983 to 2009. Wonder if this will trigger more conflict.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:26 PM (5HBd1)

297 I did an inventory of non-perishables today.
There are things that should be eaten now and replaced.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 09:27 PM (jTmQV)

298 @279

>>$13,000,000 to the Office of the President, with absolutely no indication of what it was for.

That's a lot of walking around money, I wonder what The Big Guy will do with that walking around money?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:27 PM (qmqSd)

299 Well I certainly hope no one tries to oil my pussy!

Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at May 13, 2022 09:27 PM (vrz2I)

300 Gah! Those are the ugliest jeans I've ever seen.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 13, 2022 09:23 PM (iyVGU)
~~~~~

Right?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:27 PM (VhE0u)

301 In an effort to keep illegal and untraceable ghost guns off New York City streets, the Bronx district attorney is pleading for major credit card companies to stop doing business with ghost gun sellers. Bronx District Attorney Darcel Clark shared a letter she sent this week to both Mastercard and Visa, urging them to cut ties with ghost gun manufacturers.

"We're asking Mastercard and Visa to get involved, asking them, 'don't let your cards be used for that,' because what is happening with those gun parts and pieces, putting them together, people are dying."

Mastercard released a statement in response to the district attorney's request:
"With respect to this topic, we would note that we believe that it is the responsibility of elected officials to enact meaningful policies to address the issue of gun violence, while it remains Mastercard's role to ensure that consumers are permitted to make lawful purchases on our network. Where laws prohibit the sale of unserialized firearms parts, we are working to ensure Mastercard products cannot be used to purchase them. We will continue to engage with lawmakers, law enforcement and others on important topics such as this."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (MFZ8i)

302 He was shooting waterfowl on the Columbia River, so I'd imagine they ate a lot of fish. The pressure cooking definitely helped.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

303 I'm not quite ready to start raising chickens, but I've been contemplating it.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (6RgRK)

304 Martini Farmer

No food and riots. Hmmm.

Would be a shame that no one nearby had a cordless hole puncher available.

Because the Rule of Law is gone. There is only power, your peeps, and good shot placement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

305 "I wonder what The Big Guy will do with that walking around money?"

That could buy 26 Hunter Biden oil paintings!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, font of unseriousness at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (jTmQV)

306 I watched the first period of this hockey game with no goals, then ate dinner and chatted with family, come back and freaking six goals are in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 09:30 PM (lgeFv)

307 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all not be bothered with any unpleasantness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

308 There are things that should be eaten now and replaced.

*

I was going through my stash recently and decided to try some 12 year out of date salmon. It was fine. A bit of a "can" taste, but I don't think I got sick or died.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM (DxFDO)

309 I'm not quite ready to start raising chickens, but I've been contemplating it.
Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM

Fresh eggs are fantastic!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

310 Significant consanguinity in Sri Lanka. That never helps.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 09:32 PM (taPSh)

311 >>>but I don't think I got sick or died.

We are glad you are well

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 09:32 PM (pLj8i)

312 308 There are things that should be eaten now and replaced.

*

I was going through my stash recently and decided to try some 12 year out of date salmon. It was fine. A bit of a "can" taste, but I don't think I got sick or died.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM (DxFDO)
I don't know. Can people still see you? I don't mean strange little boys, I mean regular grownup people.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

313 Fresh eggs are fantastic!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

And very nutritious. Having chickens may even cut down on the bug population.

Dang, I hope chickens don't eat fireflies. We just moved to a place that has them.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:35 PM (6RgRK)

314 One really nice thing about living around fishermen and farmers you don't really have to worry about running out of food. It might be a bit more expensive than normal and you might miss out on some of the processed stuff but there is always food.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

315 I don't know. Can people still see you? I don't mean strange little boys, I mean regular grownup people.
Posted by: Eromero

*

I'll have to wait until Sunday to be around regular grownup people again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:36 PM (DxFDO)

316 ... but I don't think I got sick or died.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM (DxFDO)

Check with buzzion, if he can see you, you might want to re-think things.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)

317 @282
>>All of the things that have brought us to this point have been purposeful actions against us.

Sure, just look at the baby formula supply shortage.

Complaint against Abbott and the factory was made in October of 21, FDA/CDC didn't get around to looking into it until February, they shut the plant down, Abbott did a review and cleanup and demonstrated that the complaints were not the fault of Abbott baby formula, The FDA/Administration, knew there were going to be shortages because Abbott supplies the majority of baby formula for the US, The FDA is slow walking clearing the plant.

Meanwhile unlimited formula for illegal aliens and for Americans?

Administration: Here's your medical kit complete with crack pipe and crack, maybe try feeding your baby that, prole!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:36 PM (qmqSd)

318 314 One really nice thing about living around fishermen and farmers you don't really have to worry about running out of food. It might be a bit more expensive than normal and you might miss out on some of the processed stuff but there is always food.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)
But the swarms of 'human' locusts out of the urban shitholes will have to be...managed.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)

319 A bit of a "can" taste, but I don't think I got sick or died.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:31 PM

You sure? Check with buzzion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 09:38 PM (RkC6l)

320 GOAL!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)

321 Woo hoo!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:40 PM (VhE0u)

322 We need our own Ceauşescu moment.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 13, 2022 09:40 PM (S7une)

323 Game 7 baby!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

324 One really nice thing about living around fishermen and farmers you don't really have to worry about running out of food.

**

We can drive 30 minutes or so and run across a ton of honor-system vegetable stands. I'm interested in seeing how many more there are this year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:41 PM (DxFDO)

325 -
Those are wombats, right?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 07:45 PM (QzpS1)
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Don't assume gender, h8tr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2022 07:51 PM -
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Exactly. Respect Wombats, Wymbats, Hymbats, Xerbats, Xbats, Batbats. In fact, respect ALL the denizens of the bellfry.

Posted by: teh Wokebati at May 13, 2022 09:44 PM (NTUk0)

326 Game 7 baby!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

The Mets?

Wow...you really are a fanatic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2022 09:44 PM (XIJ/X)

327 Yay Caps!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

328 Sea salt caramel cashews for the win.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 13, 2022 09:45 PM (VhE0u)

329 >>But the swarms of 'human' locusts out of the urban shitholes will have to be...managed.

Blow the bridges. We know how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1cHUsii7UQ

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:46 PM (ZLI7S)

330 "We're asking Mastercard and Visa to get involved, asking them, 'don't let your cards be used for that,' because what is happening with those gun parts and pieces, putting them together, people are dying."

*

Liar. It's not a significant problem. M'tieeesha-la and Trashan aren't in their kitchen milling receivers and going out to the range to see how the slide cycles.

They're buying stolen guns and commiting crimes, same as always. This 80% attack is an attack on white conservative gun enthusiasts that commit zero crimes, nothing more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:47 PM (DxFDO)

331 fish gravy

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 13, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

332 The government needs to nationalize the baby formula industry!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:49 PM (bg3iC)

333 oh, there is nothing that ticks a Lefty off more than telling them you can blow a bridge to keep them away.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 09:49 PM (5HBd1)

334 @331

>>fish gravy

Is fish gravy the stuff that comes out of a FartClam?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2022 09:49 PM (qmqSd)

335 We need our own Ceauşescu moment.
Posted by: FriscoYoda

They may be trying to engineer that opportunity.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM (KAi1n)

336 I am not ultra MAGA. I am EXxXxXTreme Ultra MAGA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM (bg3iC)

337 Feeling better Jack?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)

338 >>The Mets?

>>Wow...you really are a fanatic!

We might be looking at a subway series this year. Now that would be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

339 Cat Turd on twitter talked about his situation rather frankly, including the phrase "bowel obstruction", and got a very nice letter from President Trump in response.

Bell-clapper story in terms of dignity.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM (ybIRR)

340 I still prefer MAGA Ultra.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:51 PM (3NKiY)

341 -
fish gravy

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 13, 2022 09:47 PM -
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That just means Little Hillary likes you.

Posted by: Big Hillary at May 13, 2022 09:51 PM (NTUk0)

342 Moms are hoarding baby formula. That is why there is a shortage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:51 PM (bg3iC)

343 342 Moms are hoarding baby formula. That is why there is a shortage.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:51 PM (bg3iC)

Hoarders! Wreckers! Kulaks!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:52 PM (3NKiY)

344 Mega Maga.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:52 PM (bg3iC)

345 Funny how it always works the exact same every single fucking time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:52 PM (3NKiY)

346 >>Feeling better Jack?

I'm sorry for your loss.

(No I'm not.)

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

347 Hoarders. Wreckers. Saboteurs. Kulaks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (RkC6l)

348 Moms are hoarding baby formula. That is why there is a shortage.

*

Wreckers who are focused on the small stuff and don't care about the president's poll numbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (DxFDO)

349 347 Hoarders. Wreckers. Saboteurs. Kulaks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (RkC6l)

I always forget the saboteurs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:54 PM (3NKiY)

350 Wreckers who are focused on the small stuff and don't care about the president's poll numbers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (DxFDO)

Or his investment portfolio. Or what fucking ice cream he likes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:55 PM (3NKiY)

351 -
I am not ultra MAGA. I am EXxXxXTreme Ultra MAGA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:50 PM -
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I also enjoy Mt. Dew, on occasion.

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 09:55 PM (NTUk0)

352 I'm sorry for your loss.

(No I'm not.)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Water off a Penguins back...

#ilovegamesevens

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 13, 2022 09:55 PM (BgMrQ)

353 I called up my 88 year old Mom and asked if she was hoarding baby formula, she said "Fuck Yeah"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 09:55 PM (lgeFv)

354 Optimus MAGA Prime

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 09:56 PM (U1eOr)

355 Ick. That seems so uncomfortable
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 09:07 PM (kf6Ak)

Seems to me those jeans need to be tighter so you would no longer feel them cleaving you in two along your vertical smile. If you think they are comfortable, you need to seek help.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2022 09:57 PM (LOVUx)

356 342 Moms are hoarding baby formula. That is why there is a shortage.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 09:51 PM (bg3iC)

Probably traded toilet paper for it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (LOVUx)

357 Squirrel tastes like frog legs

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (flINI)

358 High water jeans are back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (3NKiY)

359 Love is love, haters.

Love
Is
Love

https://bit.ly/3waDWcq

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (i0wNm)

360 >>> 303 I'm not quite ready to start raising chickens, but I've been contemplating it.
Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2022 09:28 PM (6RgRK)

I would recommend starting soon. You don't need a roo to get eggs and 3 or 4 little birds will keep you stocked. I'm plotting other uses such as pasta or mayo (which I'm not all that fond of as-is) for salad dressing. Plus they are super entertaining.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (llON8)

361 >>Water off a Penguins back...

>>#ilovegamesevens

Penguins played really well particularly since they are missing some key pieces. Rangers are playing way too much east west and not enough north south.

But yea, I love game 7s too.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)

362 I got some sealed buckets of freeze dried baby formula that will last up to 25 years. Come 2040 we will be SET!

Posted by: fd at May 13, 2022 10:00 PM (vrz2I)

363 336 I am not ultra MAGA. I am EXxXxXTreme Ultra MAGA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Ultra Mega MAGA Supreme!
sounds like a pizza

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (kf6Ak)

364 I like frog legs a lot. Nowhere good to hunt them, unfortunately, but they'll definitely be on the menu in burning times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (DxFDO)

365 Do Canadians feed formula to their babies, eh?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (aeMRC)

366 Lost in space - some suggestions for your 60s groove
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The Vogues - 5 oclock world - https://youtu.be/yfFvATjb0Dc
The music machine - the eagle never hunts the fly - https://youtu.be/2jrPze7Ba7g
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit wheels - rock and roll - https://youtu.be/e0Sk4Xrup98

Posted by: Slash Buzz at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (tjGJt)

367 Mmmm, pizza sounds good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (3NKiY)

368 Soft back turtles.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:02 PM (pLj8i)

369 Here in my town, south of Seattle, the baby food aisle is full.
However, instead of being a whole row, it's now only three sections...about ten feet.
But hey! Those shelves are full!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 10:03 PM (anj39)

370 Waiting for Memes...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2022 10:04 PM (EZebt)

371 Everyone hitting refresh. I just found out my F5 on the laptop does not refresh the web browser. Interesting. I always just hit the refresh button on screen anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 10:07 PM (3NKiY)

372 Whoa, just read the Netflix thing in the sidebar. That's a really big deal. A major player in the culture war politely said "that's enough, thanks."

Posted by: Bruno at May 13, 2022 10:07 PM (X1xq4)

373 372 Whoa, just read the Netflix thing in the sidebar. That's a really big deal. A major player in the culture war politely said "that's enough, thanks."
Posted by: Bruno at May 13, 2022 10:07 PM (X1xq4)

A lot of people are realizing fascism may not be the best course if the government goes tits up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 10:08 PM (3NKiY)

374 And it wasn't even "this is our POV and let's compromise," it's "we are in it to win it, feel free to go join a different team"

Posted by: Bruno at May 13, 2022 10:10 PM (X1xq4)

375 At least they are up front about it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:11 PM (pLj8i)

376 Maybe they are also realizing they are not exactly Krupp in their Nazi scenario.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 13, 2022 10:12 PM (3NKiY)

377 About raising chickens.... what is the least number to have? It's just my wife and I and we don't need a dozen eggs a week or whatever.

Neighbors have about 8 and they're up to their eyeballs in eggs every week.

I presume they can be tossed or sold... the selling part doesn't interest me at all BTW.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 10:12 PM (BFigT)

378 The machine is broken.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:12 PM (pLj8i)

379 This Suprime Cort decision on Roe vs Wayne must not stand because it is also being affecting the Brattleboro Womyns Reproductive Center. !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 13, 2022 10:13 PM (uWbpE)

380 Neighbor told me that after two years chicken stops laying and you eat it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:14 PM (pLj8i)

381 Gonna be a short ONT

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:15 PM (pLj8i)

382 So I guess you can't watch twitter videos unless you sign in or sign up.

Farewell Twitter cafe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 10:16 PM (m0zqP)

383 The Russians are keeping the ONT offline. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)

384 -
Gonna be a short ONT

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:15 PM -
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20 cm. Same as in town.

Posted by: Metric Gigilo at May 13, 2022 10:17 PM (NTUk0)

385 Musk says it's three dollars no commercial and open house.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:17 PM (pLj8i)

386 Mary, have you gotten booster number 12? Get it quick, they might run out and then you will be likely to catch Covid!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 10:18 PM (xhaym)

387 ONT

Posted by: Braenyard at May 13, 2022 10:18 PM (pLj8i)

388 snuggle hard.

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