Despite Propaganda Media's Insistence That Inflation Is "Moderating," Producer Price Index Accelerates to 11%

These Ultra-MAGA numbers won't comply with the narrative!

Prices at the wholesale level accelerated further in April, part of a broader inflation problem persisting through the U.S. economy, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Thursday.
The producer price index, which tracks how much manufacturers get for products at their initial sale, rose 0.5% on the month and 11% from a year ago, a decrease from the record 11.5% in March that was revised upward 0.3 percentage points.
...

A separate economic report Thursday showed that jobless claims totaled 203,000 for the week ending May 7, an increase of 1,000 from the previous period. That was above the Dow Jones estimate for 194,000.

Meanwhile, Biden has fallen to a new low in job approval -- 34% -- in the latest Civiqs poll, with 55% disapproving.

Just for fun, I clicked the tab for young voters, aged 18-34, and found out that his approval rate with that cohort is... 27%. It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Right-wing Ultra-MAGA propaganda sites are getting sick of Ice Cream Joe's endless excuses on inflation. Right-wing Ultra-MAGA propaganda websites like the Washington Post, for example:

Right-wing Ultra-MAGA propaganda websites like Vox, for example:

Biden's apologists and handlers and script-writers and puppeteers keep claiming that all this inflation is a natural consequence of re-opening -- that there was pent-up demand for goods and services, and when we re-opened (more than a year ago), this demand was unleashed and it drove up prices. And this has nothing to do with the Corn Pop Conquistador's Trillions in "stimulus" spending.

Okay. Well, if that's true, then it should be the case that the other Western countries, which did not enjoy President Fingerparty's trillions in "stimulus" overspending, should have seen the same levels of inflation upon re-opening.

Did they?

No.

They saw some inflation... but much, much, much lower levels of inflation.

Practically... no inflation, actually. Like the 2% inflation we aim for as nominal inflation.

Their lower levels of inflation these eight wealthy western countries saw we can take to be the approximate levels of "natural" inflation due to re-opening. (Although I imagine these countries also overspent and caused their own excess inflation, too.)

Everything above that is due to Biden and the Woke Democrats.

Great thread by Eddie Zipperer of all the many, many things Biden has blamed Biden's inflation on instead of Joe Biden.

Biden's incoming Election Denialist Insurrectionist dum-dum spokesman Karine Jean-Pierre laughed when asked who in the Biden Administration was tasked with getting baby formula production back up and running. So they're really taking it very, very seriously.

Also, she didn't know the person in charge of this critical task. So again, she's very concerned.

Don't worry, though: The Very Online leftwing Twitter Activist Class of Dried-Up Bitter Hags says that inflation isn't real and that the baby formula shortage is no big deal because fertility is so lower class:

Meanwhile: Let them eat avocado toast:

The Biden Administration is calling on retailers to include "purchasing limits" for BABY FORMULA. Let that fully sink in. Are we Venezuela now? Embarrassing!
pic.twitter.com/kEdF88XsAA
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 12, 2022

Maybe Biden should sic the FBI on these Ultra-MAGA right-wing propaganda outlets, like he sicced the FBI on Project Veritas:

BREAKING: @FBI Whistleblower LEAKS Docs Showing Bureau Targeting “News Media” Under "Sensitive Investigative Matters"

Alleges “Political Undertakings” & Reveals “Vast Majority” of FBI Agents ‘Troubled’ by Direction Agency is Going#FBIwhistleblower pic.twitter.com/FgiUIBa8xK
— Matthew Tyrmand (@MatthewTyrmand) May 12, 2022

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

2 Cue "In the Hall of the Ultra MAGA King" by Grieg.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Wg1SU)

3 Throws a bucket of water on Sponge.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (dtKtP)

4 What does TFW mean?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (DRSnL)

5 If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next? DELUXE ULTRA MAGA? ULTRA MAGA SQUARED?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KFhLj)

6 >>>4 What does TFW mean?

I think it maybe means "That Feeling When" or "that feel when" but i'm not sure, i was never big on twitterspeak

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (0G13K)

7 6 >>>4 What does TFW mean?

I think it maybe means "That Feeling When" or "that feel when" but i'm not sure, i was never big on twitterspeak
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (0G13K)

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I thought it was That Face When.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

8 If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next? DELUXE ULTRA MAGA? ULTRA MAGA SQUARED?

I'm holding out for when they trot out "Original formula MAGA!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (SchxB)

9 See, America can lead again! Inflation is our strength!

Posted by: Joe Bidet, resident in chef at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (dtKtP)

10 >>>I thought it was That Face When.

yeah I don't know, maybe

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

11 I think it maybe means "That Feeling When" or "that feel when" but i'm not sure, i was never big on twitterspeak
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (0G13K)

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

12 Holy Shit.

An Actual Fucking HamandEgger. Speaking out!?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (V5J7y)

13 When does MAGA get Brando? Cause I'm waiting for that.

Posted by: Joe Bidet, resident in chef at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (dtKtP)

14 4 What does TFW mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (DRSnL)

"For the Win" to dyslexic people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (trdmm)

15 Agents "troubled by the direction the bureau is going." IE, no more money into their pockets.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (m0zqP)

16 Wait until you find out who is applying for (and eventually receiving) American Rescue Plan funds.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (dscaa)

17 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (dtKtP)

18 Well, I guess Hannity's "99% of the rank and file" are beginning to wonder...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (ko6E4)

19 For Christ sake, Psaki.

Cover up your sternum.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (V5J7y)

20 10 >>>I thought it was That Face When.

yeah I don't know, maybe
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

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Also could be Thirty Flirty Whores.

I should do a search...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

21 New and Improved Ultra Maga. Now with 23% more patriotism!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (vivhj)

22 I declare first by Prima Nocte.

But I'm going to have one hell of a time finding a virgin here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (F0YaR)

23 It's "that feeling when" or "my feeling when" (mfw).

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (dscaa)

24 Today's Actor of the day is James Cromwell. (NOT because he affixed himself to the laminate countertops at Starbucks. I'm following a routine.)

James Cromwell was in Deep Impact with Vannesa Redgrave, who was in Bear Island with Christopher Lee.

James Cromwell was in Beyond All Boundaries with Kevin Bacon.

That'll glue, pig. That'll glue.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)

25 Yeah, f*@k my agency.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (RKLPC)

26 >>>Right-wing Ultra-MAGA propaganda websites like Vox

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (SH2Zi)

27 Just for fun, I clicked the tab for young voters, aged 18-34, and found out that his approval rate with that cohort is... 27%.
Because they are hit hard by the increased cost of gasoline and groceries.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (+lVUW)

28 MY EYES

Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (DTZWs)

29 5 If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next? DELUXE ULTRA MAGA? ULTRA MAGA SQUARED?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KFhLj)
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INTERGALACTIC MAGA BOOGALOO

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

30 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

These are the core CNN, NBC, ABC, MSNBC watchers who hang out of Facebook all day long posting hate screeds to their little groups.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

31 I haven't seen silver dollar pancakes since I was a Boy Scout

Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (uQFwj)

32 What does TFW mean?

That Feeling When.

Like I said on an earlier thread, my job requires me to be able to "How are you, fellow kids?".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (ZGrMX)

33 I should do a search...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

That was a shot, wasn't it? OK, I deserved it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (DRSnL)

34 At least Rand Paul has saved $40-billion from Fed spending!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (Jtln5)

35 Tough Farm Women

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (KFhLj)

36 Psaki cleavage
Must be in dire straits

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (t4gxr)

37 27 Just for fun, I clicked the tab for young voters, aged 18-34, and found out that his approval rate with that cohort is... 27%.
Because they are hit hard by the increased cost of gasoline and groceries.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (+lVUW)

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Also, he hasn't made it illegal to own private property (no, not their private property) nor has he arrested Donald Trump, noted devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

38 Toxic Fart Wind

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (KFhLj)

39 Want to lower Inflation?

Lower Energy Costs! Increase Supply, or as that snowbilly said, "Drill Baby! Drill!"

Remember the Inflation of 1979-1982? Caused by the Iranian Revolution and the Iran-Iraq War.

Inflation from 1973-1975? The Arab Oil Embargo after the Yom Kippur War.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (Z32m1)

40 >>If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next?

Giga-Ultra MAGA

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (V5J7y)

41 33 I should do a search...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

That was a shot, wasn't it? OK, I deserved it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (DRSnL)

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No. I just went with three words that fit the letters, and I hit gold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

42 On the bright side, we will all be millionaires.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

43 James Cromwell was in Beyond All Boundaries with Kevin Bacon.

That'll glue, pig. That'll glue.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)

He was very good in L.A. Confidential.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (XvPQV)

44 I hear the ruble is going strong versus the dollar.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (Wg1SU)

45 >>Psaki cleavage
Must be in dire straits

Pendulous Pancake Tits

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (V5J7y)

46 And yet at least half of this country, when alone in the voting booth, will still vote for Stinkfinger's party, because:

- BAD ORANGE MAN!
- Don't Say Gay Florida!
- Rich Not Paying Their Fair Share!
- Rethuglicans!
- It's Not Biden's Fault!

Yes, my perspective is skewed by living in MA, but Biden voters simply will not and never will accept that today's misery is a direct result of whom they voted for.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (2JVJo)

47 We must go after baby formula wreckers, hoarders, and saboteurs, Comrades!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

48 Inflation is only 8.3% h8ers!

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (Gwilz)

49 Only deplorables have those icky babies so who gives a fuck if they white supremacist mothers can feed them or not?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:04 PM (OalnH)

50 >>I hear the ruble is going strong versus the dollar.

Coulda made a killing in Rubles and Russian Oil if you weren't sanctioned outta that action.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (V5J7y)

51 Don't need these assholes telling me what's what.
Went to the grocery store today and bought three half filled bags of food and stuff for $200.
Monday spent $6.30 per gal for gas.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

52 Everything is going up every week, but don't believe your bills

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (2JoB8)

53 Eeewwww I see the cleavage now. Barf.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (OalnH)

54 New and Improved Ultra Maga. Now with 23% more patriotism!
Posted by: Just Lily at May 12, 2022 05:01 PM (vivhj)

Ribbed on the inside, for your pleasure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (yQpMk)

55 MAGA 2.0+

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (JMZ6T)

56 And I'll believe the 'vast majority' of FBI ham-n-eggers are 'troubled' when the assholes start resigning en masse.

Fuck the FBI and all of its cowardly straight shooters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (2JVJo)

57 Trump: Ultra MAGA King

Biden: Ultra Max Inflation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)

58
All the southern border states are hoarding the baby formula. Pallet loads of formula. Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (dQvv7)

59 Here's the new Avatard trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Gx8wiNbs8

Lotsa purdy pictures with with some cat guy looking pissed off and riding a pterodactyl/duck/sparrow hybrid ready to shoot a gun at...what? It's not shown.

What's the over/under it's a bunch of mean old white guys? Probably insurrectionist Christian ultra MAGA types.

Did nothing to make me interested in the movie.

The hook: Wet blue puddy-tats playing in the ocean.

Avatar 2: Beach Blanket Hair Ball

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (OK0YZ)

60 Don't worry, though: The Very Online leftwing Twitter Activist Class of Dried-Up Bitter Hags says that inflation isn't real and that the baby formula shortage is no big deal because fertility is so lower class:

It's no big deal if you think all those icky mommies should have gotten their babies aborted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (+lVUW)

61 It's gross and NO ONE needed to see that.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (JMZ6T)

62 Nope, still not right. Left-wing outlets are assuming that it was only the stimulus that triggered inflation. That’s just the demand side. The supply side (reflected in the PPI) shows that inflation is being driven from there as well. It reflects the regulatory burden, oil leases, and other green energy factors factors triggered by the regime. MSM is still protecting Joe.

Posted by: aNewBanner at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (bgweb)

63 t's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.
==
Yep. CNN's audience, the aging hippies and cat ladies sitting around with nothing to do but watch CNN and complain about TRUMP.

Posted by: Change my mind at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (4awxP)

64
Look at the intermediate goods numbers in the latest PPI. That takes time to get down to the final demand and then on to the CPI.

Inflation is ripping and is going to be for a while.

I love how a March 8.5% coming down to 8.3% YoY is "inflation is coming down" according to these idiots.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Mzdiz)

65 Ham&Eggers! A tiny 99.999999% giving the vast 0.000001% majority a bad name.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (0fVbu)

66 Eeewwww I see the cleavage now. Barf.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:05 PM (OalnH)

That dress looks cheap as hell, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

67 >>>Pendulous Pancake Tits

The cruelty is delicious.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson, Cruelty Vampire at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (0G13K)

68 Inflation from 1973-1975? The Arab Oil Embargo after the Yom Kippur War.
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So it was the Joooos!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (Jtln5)

69 >>Eeewwww I see the cleavage now. Barf.

Like 2 Giant Ticks just clamped onto her and proceeded to starve.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (V5J7y)

70 >>If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next?

Giga-Ultra MAGA
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (V5J7y)
........

Magma MAGA

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

71 Instapundit has link to Univision talking head pointing the finger at Biden for inflation. It's in Spanish w/ subtitles. I don't know how Let's Go Brandon translates, but this has to be close.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

72 Realistically, inflation is running at 15% minimum.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (OalnH)

73 This will not end well.
When the poo-poo hits the fan, a lot of splatter will hit the media.

Note to Self: Buy more popcorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)

74 i can't believe I'm going to say this, but, "Put your tits away, Madame."

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (0G13K)

75 42 On the bright side, we will all be millionaires.
_____________

The bad news is that a loaf of bread will cost $7.5 million.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (k4dH2)

76 I don't know what inflation is really at because the entire system is designed to hide inflation, but I've been to a grocery store twice recently (a rarity for me) and it sure isn't pretty out there. We may be eating bugs yet, less by design per se, and more like Renfield.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (KFhLj)

77 Psaki cleavage
Must be in dire straits

Pendulous Pancake Tits
==
I believe the blog lexicon should be updated to reflect these as beaver tails.

Posted by: Change my mind at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (4awxP)

78 SuperCaliMAGALicsousExpiHalitosis

If you type it fast enough you'll always spell atroshus.

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (FhXTo)

79 Yes, my perspective is skewed by living in MA, but Biden voters simply will not and never will accept that today's misery is a direct result of whom they voted for.

So very true. They'll starve to death and blame Putin. There's no hope for those people. Believe me I know a few and it's infuriating. I just have to walk away and shake my head. Tney aren't worth my time and anger anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (nxdel)

80 "Let's Go Brandon translates, but this has to be close."

Vamanos Brandon!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (jTmQV)

81 I haven't seen silver dollar pancakes since I was a Boy Scout

There's a Sandra Fluke joke in there somewhere. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (2JVJo)

82 No wonder the Biden administration felt the need to hire Nina Jankowicz. The real Truth is the enemy of the state... and Biden's poll numbers can't afford for that.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (NpAcC)

83 I thought it was That Face When.

Making it possibly the only internet acronym* where F doesn't stand for...

* yeah, I know it's not an acronym, strictly speaking

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (nfrXX)

84 Psaki cleavage
Must be in dire straits

Pendulous Pancake Tits
==
I believe the blog lexicon should be updated to reflect these as beaver tails.
Posted by: Change my mind at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (4awxP)

Flapjacks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

85 >>>Victor Davis Hanson, Cruelty Vampire

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (SH2Zi)

86 I think Jen Psaki's cleavage and Brie Larson's butt are first cousins.

Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (SchQD)

87 What is Amy Siskind's flag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (63Dwl)

88 >> i can't believe I'm going to say this, but, "Put your tits away, Madame."

Scenes from The National Geographic's Cutting Room Floor

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (V5J7y)

89 The idea that Avatar was the top-grossing film of all time is either a lie or a national shame.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (44ww/)

90 6 >>>4 What does TFW mean?

I think it maybe means "That Feeling When" or "that feel when" but i'm not sure, i was never big on twitterspeak
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 04:58 PM (0G13K)

"This Friday Week"

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (vkS2Z)

91 Sure, limit the number of cans of baby formula to AMERICANS, but send unlimited amounts to the illegals on the border. Because everyone else is more important.

Posted by: abbynormal at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (Ly/95)

92 t's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.
==
And they said LSD wouldn't hurt us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (FVME7)

93 Maga 0.7 alpha

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (dscaa)

94 While it is completely horrifying to watch everything break down in HD real time, it shouldn't be too long now before there is a bounty on the weasels that are perpetrating the Late Unpleasantness.

There's NO WAY they can keep all the plates in the air, and even the most apathetic are Starting to Notice.

Oh Well. What, it has to be asked, TF did you think was going to happen?!?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (qVghR)

95 it's like someone made mud-pies out of cornstarch and precancerous cells

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K)

96 The NORKS launched three ballistic missiles today, ahead of Puddin's visit to South Korea next week.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hevtb

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

97 42 On the bright side, we will all be millionaires.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

Me: I was hoping to retire a multimillionaire.

Also Me: I am afraid I will retire only as a multimillionaire.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (OPTvA)

98 Rents are up 25% on average. Since rent is the biggest expense most people have, it is laughable to think overall inflation is 8%.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (OalnH)

99 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

TV viewers for their news.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (sReZj)

100 Actually LOL sometime recently we moved to Minx 0.8 beta

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (dscaa)

101 I saw Dried Up Bitter Hags open for Black Sabbath at the Odeon back in 2013.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (6XHLQ)

102 86 I think Jen Psaki's cleavage and Brie Larson's butt are first cousins.
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So you don't think they traded?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (qfLjt)

103
The PPI is showing sustained 2% monthly increases in intermediate demand goods. To annualize (roughly) multiply by 12. 24% annual there.

Actual number is (1.02^12) - 1 = 26.8%

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (Mzdiz)

104 but send unlimited amounts to the illegals on the border.

"And don't you border guards take any for your families"
--Biden administration

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

105 It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Does not surprise me. Boomers are the most idealogical generation.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (6cwNv)

106 i can't believe I'm going to say this, but, "Put your tits away, Madame."

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (0G13K)

I'll stake out the minority position here and take two for the team.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (SH2Zi)

107 >>Flapjacks.

Let's keep this focused on the economy...

Sagging Indicators

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (V5J7y)

108 Psaggy Tits Psaki

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)

109 Actually LOL sometime recently we moved to Minx 0.8 beta
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (dscaa)

Didn't we get, like, ampersands?

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Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (ZSK0i)

110 He was very good in L.A. Confidential.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

====

Fun movie, but The Big Reveal was pretty obvious early on.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (8AONa)

111 >>> The idea that Avatar was the top-grossing film of all time is either a lie or a national shame.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (44ww/)

I never saw dances with smurfs. All the people with the worst opinions loved it so I knew how it would go.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (0fVbu)

112 Trump: Ultra MAGA King

Biden: Ultra MaxI-PAD Inflation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)
.........

minor edit

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

113 TFW - Tits Flappy Wildly?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

114 Actually LOL sometime recently we moved to Minx 0.8 beta

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM (dscaa)

I can't keep up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (SH2Zi)

115 84 Psaki cleavage
Must be in dire straits

Pendulous Pancake Tits
==
I believe the blog lexicon should be updated to reflect these as beaver tails.
Posted by: Change my mind at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (4awxP)

Flapjacks.

Flatjacks?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (qfLjt)

116 Looks like Jen is trying to distract from the news by showing some cleavage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (Y4yA8)

117 Cramer is such a tool. Dude needs a donkey to kick him in the face. In-the-face.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (JMZ6T)

118 Suddenly I'm reminded of that video of Brie Larson running down stairs without a bra...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

119 Eddie Zipperer

Any relation to Eric Von Zipper?

Posted by: Frankie & Annette at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (a3Q+t)

120 The idea that Avatar was the top-grossing film of all time is either a lie or a national shame.

Since its topical: it wasn't. Gone With The Wind is still by a large margin the #1 box office smash hit of all time, adjusted for inflation. Nothing even comes close.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

121 The Biden Administration is calling on retailers to include "purchasing limits" for BABY FORMULA. Let that fully sink in. Are we Venezuela now?

On Big Bang Theory Leonard's psychologist mom wrote a book called "Needy Baby, Greedy Baby".
Those formula consuming babies need to learn that they can't always get what they want.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (+lVUW)

122 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (6otfo)

123 it's like someone made mud-pies out of cornstarch and precancerous cells
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K)

Ace is trying to get me fired from my new job.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

124 80 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (nxdel)
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Noting that partisans will continue to be partisan no matter what isn't that enlightening. When we talk about voters moving away from Biden, we're never talking about the core voting blocs, the ones who automatically vote D in every election because it's just part of their identity, it's about the mushy middle who have no allegiance to any party and just kind of vote based on gut feeling. The pocketbook voters, in a way.

Best case scenarios for partisans getting sick of their own side is not that they start voting for the other side, but that they don't vote. At a minimum, you would hope that they send less money to campaigns and volunteer less time, making the other side's get out the vote operations harder to maintain (as well as them needing to spend time on more reliable voters instead of persuadable moderates). W still had tens of millions of people in his corner at his lower point, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

125 So the boomers voted for Reagan twice and now love them some Biden?

Either that poll is retarded or the generation is retarded.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (OalnH)

126 56 And I'll believe the 'vast majority' of FBI ham-n-eggers are 'troubled' when the assholes start resigning en masse.

Fuck the FBI and all of its cowardly straight shooters.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (2JVJo)

I will believe the "real FBI" want change when they take out the J. Edgar Building in DC with Submachine Guns, Grenades and Flame Throwers.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (Z32m1)

127 Victor Davis Hanson, Cruelty Vampire

lol
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agreed that was delightfully well played.

Posted by: Mrs. VDH at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (+uLvd)

128
Flatt and Skruggs

Posted by: Names for Psakis Psaggy Psacks at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (V5J7y)

129 have you seen the price of arugala ?

Posted by: Bammy at May 12, 2022 05:12 PM (us2H3)

130
Elizabeth Warrens dry whoha and Psaki cleavage

Boy this blog has everything

Posted by: Yo! Ultra Ultra MAGA at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (t4gxr)

131 118 Suddenly I'm reminded of that video of Brie Larson running down stairs without a bra...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

========

She is a 1.

Not the hottest 1 ever, but she'd be an office 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

132 BREAKING NEWS!!!

Jen Psaki still insists report that HHS 'safe smoking kits' contain crack pipes is a 'conspiracy theory'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (FVME7)

133 @116 I wish Kayleigh Mc. had thought of that!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (Wg1SU)

134 Hey Jen, can I get you some syrup for those flapjacks ?

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (2cfUo)

135 Fun movie, but The Big Reveal was pretty obvious early on.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (8AONa)

It's a good mystery. It had my wife fooled right up until Dudley asked Jack 'Have you told Exley about this?' Which wasn't much warning before the on-screen murder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

136 86 I think Jen Psaki's cleavage and Brie Larson's butt are first cousins.
Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (SchQD)

Maybe Michelle Fields' arm is a long-lost relation?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (906pl)

137 You'd think she'd try to dress nice on her lapst day on the job.

Nope.

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (h5TKJ)

138
Look at the monthly numbers in the CPI as well. You'll see the monthly inflation rates are increasing. The YoY actual hides this.

They should annualize the monthly figures, quarterly, etc, to give a better picture of the current behavior.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (Mzdiz)

139 I think we had a moron who used 'Rolo Tomassi' has his nic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

140 Prediction: Biden locks down the country in the Fall killing the inflation & allowing the democrats to harvest the Hell out of mail in ballots for the midterms. The depression in 2023 will be an added bonus (a feature not a flaw).

The AP Interview: US 'vulnerable' to COVID without new shots https://t.co/qnW8Rwtpm9

White House COVID-19 coordinator Dr. Ashish Jha issued a dire warning Thursday that the U.S. will be increasingly vulnerable to the coronavirus this fall and winter if Congress doesn't swiftly approve new funding for more vaccines and treatments.

In an Associated Press interview, Jha said Americans' immune protection from the virus is waning, the virus is adapting to be more contagious and booster doses for most people will be necessary - with the potential for enhanced protection from a new generation of shots.

His warning comes as the White House says there could be up to 100 million infections from the virus later this year - and as President Joe Biden somberly orders flags to half-staff to mark 1 million deaths.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (MFZ8i)

141 someone should write a book about this

Posted by: Charles Murray at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (us2H3)

142 >>Eeewwww I see the cleavage now. Barf.

That's not cleavage, it's disappointment

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (M+Lyo)

143 116 Looks like Jen is trying to distract from the news by showing some cleavage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (Y4yA

Yeh and instead it’s just more bad news.

Posted by: 7man at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (qwO6y)

144
Actually LOL sometime recently we moved to Minx 0.8 beta

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:10 PM

Yeah, but did we move UP to 0.8 or DOWN from 0.9?

Pixy is kinda busy with moving right now and might have engaged in some rearranging of priorities.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (dQvv7)

145
i gotta figure out how to roll one of those chest-flaps around my wang to flipper-fuck her

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (0G13K)

146 Flapjacks.

Psaki's flapjacks are yet another thing CBD would probably disapprove of putting maple syrup on. But really, how else are we supposed to eat this sorrowful trash?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (KFhLj)

147 You people are insufferable. You complain about how high inflation is, and how unpopular President Biden is. But do you realize that his approval rating of 34% is 3X higher than the PPI increase, at 11.2%? Explain THAT, smart guys.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (FJYfm)

148 have you seen the price of arugala ?

"I know, right? I can't even get Matcha Tea at these prices, Chance!"
--Mimsy Bluestocking Worthford III

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

149 Suddenly I'm reminded of that video of Brie Larson running down stairs without a bra...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

========

She is a 1.

Not the hottest 1 ever, but she'd be an office 9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 12, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

Her personality detracts from her rack

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (XvPQV)

150 I am too lazy to check but, I think all recessions in my lifetime started with energy costs going up. Even 2008 when gas suddenly went to $3.00+.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

151 it's like someone made mud-pies out of cornstarch and precancerous cells

Ace
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*VDH literally explodes trying to stifle himself so nobody hears him laughing*

Honey, what was that noise?

Posted by: Mrs. VDH at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (lWTZT)

152 I don't like psaki's face, her eyes are dead, like Mike Wallace's or a great white shark. No life or soul shining through. But, as for her east-west ass titties, they're not terribly apart. Same zipcode anyway.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (fj2YZ)

153
James Cromwell was in Beyond All Boundaries with Kevin Bacon.

He invented warp drive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

154 >>Looks like Jen is trying to distract from the news by showing some cleavage.

Taht's not cleavage.

That's a humanitarian corridor.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (V5J7y)

155 her tits look like the sails of Jack Straw's boat

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (0G13K)

156 So the boomers voted for Reagan twice and now love them some Biden? So the boomers voted for Reagan twice and now love them some Biden?

Either that poll is retarded or the generation is retarded. Either that poll is retarded or the generation is retarded.

I don't think so. Boomers are the most idealogical. 40% will always vote Dem. And 40% will always vote Repub. Boomers are the most rigid in their thinking. They ignore results more than any other group. I've seen it my entire life.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (6cwNv)

157 What does TFW mean?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM

Alums from one of those Ohio universities in north Texas use that - THE Fort Worth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (a3Q+t)

158 The government could literally make more money on just the increased economic activity if they quit taxing energy, or even subsidized it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

159 Celebrating inflation is ONLY 8% is like celebrating you only gained 30 lbs this year because it could have been 31 and you should celebrate by eating a whole cake for a job well done.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (OalnH)

160 Jen P ...that blue outfit is tragic

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (w0NJk)

161 71 Instapundit has link to Univision talking head pointing the finger at Biden for inflation. It's in Spanish w/ subtitles. I don't know how Let's Go Brandon translates, but this has to be close.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (fs1hN)

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Just checked it out - great video.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (VJsqe)

162 i gotta figure out how to roll one of those chest-flaps around my wang to flipper-fuck her
Posted by: ace
___

I'm done.

I am so glad I was not drinking anything.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (R037X)

163 A large percentage of the stimulus money and PPP loans went for hookers and blow.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (vrz2I)

164 Regular ham 'n eggs guys.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (gktX6)

165 OK - Maybe even Biden +15 districts are going to be in trouble. Because the inflation over the summer is going higher. Just wait until May comes out.

70+ Seats? I'd love for a blowout and have Schiff and the commie fucker kicked off every committee they are on.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (LyTO1)

166 Why would you suddenly decide to show off your mommy milkers during a baby formula shortage?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (dscaa)

167
Pelosi is going to push a gas price control bill next week.

Price controls, shortages, blaming "hoarders and wreckers", the 3rd world shithole playbook. Thanks, Brandon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (Mzdiz)

168 99 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Curious on this, inflation has to be hurting those on a fixed income. Maybe SSI is indexed to inflation to cover? The interest rate increases should help, but those are not coming in fast enough.

Maybe it's still a residual effect of having Democrats save their very lives from Covid, unlike the evil uncaring orangeman.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (fs1hN)

169 If we are already at condition ULTRA MAGA, what's next? DELUXE ULTRA MAGA? ULTRA MAGA SQUARED?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KFhLj)
........

Family Size MAGA

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

170 Begun the Generation Wars have.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

171 Flapjacks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

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Flaps

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (VJsqe)

172 142 >>Eeewwww I see the cleavage now. Barf.

That's not cleavage, it's disappointment

Nobody is gonna address her as Sugar tits

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (2cfUo)

173
You ever accidentally swallow a bowling ball? It sucks. The worst part is passing it, but then things slowly get better.

That's kinda like this job.

Posted by: Psaki at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (rzne3)

174 Meanwhile: Let them eat avocado toast:

Is there enough electricity for that? I'm thinking it should be "avocado doughballs".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (8C7+r)

175 "They saw some inflation... but much, much, much lower levels of inflation."

Yeah, but Putin's inflation does not effect them because they aren't at war with Russia. Or something like that.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (MxEKc)

176 Was Cromwell in Reanimator?

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (sReZj)

177 That would be bitty titties trying for clevage. Real clevage is my cup runneth over.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (YynYJ)

178 In order to be cleavage, there must be something there that the said cleavage is between. No something there, no cleavage.

Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (SchQD)

179 That's not cleavage, it's disappointment
==
No, not getting a pony for your birthday when you are 10 is disappointment.

Honey, that is the Cleveland Browns of Cleavage.

Posted by: Mrs. VDH at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (lYLax)

180 Why would you suddenly decide to show off your mommy milkers during a baby formula shortage?

Intentional. A big FU to the country.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (Gwilz)

181 168 99 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Curious on this, inflation has to be hurting those on a fixed income. Maybe SSI is indexed to inflation to cover? The interest rate increases should help, but those are not coming in fast enough.

Maybe it's still a residual effect of having Democrats save their very lives from Covid, unlike the evil uncaring orangeman.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (fs1hN)

Yes, SSI is indexed to inflation/cpi - thus, why those are only 1/2 as high as they truly are...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (exHjb)

182 early boomers (the retiree types) get all their news from legacy sources: AM radio, newspapers, magazines, network news, some from cable. Their data pool is very limited, so its garbage in, garbage out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

183 Here is a question for the Horde mind:
Historically, when has a pandemic (or epidemic) NOT been followed by famine and/or war?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (jTmQV)

184 The AP Interview: US 'vulnerable' to COVID without new shots

Here we go again. Coof groundhog day. So fucking sick of this shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (Xrfse)

185 A large percentage of the stimulus money and PPP loans went for hookers and blow.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:15 PM (vrz2I)

...and the rest was wasted

Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)

186 You would think Raggity Pskanki double dipping paychecks could afford a nice dress or suit for a send off

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (2JoB8)

187 Great -- another viewing of Psucky's pancake titties.

As to gas lines, Peelousy wants price controls on gas and diesel. Yeah, that ain't gonna work you horrid hag.

Sometimes, you just want to give up. This whole shitshow cannot, will not, shannot get any better anytime soon. The leadership in Idiocracy is better than our clown show.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (F0YaR)

188 Intentional. A big FU to the country.

I mean a look that horrendous HAD to be intentional!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (w0NJk)

189 171 Flapjacks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

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Flaps
Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (VJsqe)

Discount Hooter's Waitress?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (8C7+r)

190 For Christ sake, Psaki.
Cover up your sternum.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (V5J7y)

Or hand out bean-bags, sheesh.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (xhaym)

191 Actually LOL sometime recently we moved to Minx 0.8 beta
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I can't keep up.

I know what you mean. Another ten years or so and it'll probably change to 0.9 Gamma without warning. Sigh, I miss the old ways.

Posted by: Oddbob, SuperMaxiMAGA with Wings at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (nfrXX)

192 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Q: If parents can't find baby formula, what should they do?

PSAKI: Call a doctor

https://tinyurl.com/2p84vkfr

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (NpAcC)

193 it's like someone made mud-pies out of cornstarch and precancerous cells
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (0G13K)

I'm speechless

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (dscaa)

194 Two fried eggs hanging on nails

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (OgrpQ)

195 168 99 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Curious on this

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:16 PM (fs1hN)

Its simple. Thats the television-addicted generation. That shit is mental poison.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (NlCS5)

196 @179
It's the Diet Coke of cleavage.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (Wg1SU)

197 30 > It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

These are the core CNN, NBC, ABC, MSNBC watchers who hang out of Facebook all day long posting hate screeds to their little groups.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

Except for me. I must be the exception to the rule. I haven't watched network or cable news in years. I occasionally use an app to check out local news, but I don't even do that much because I'm tired of hearing about all the shootings.

I do sometimes check out Fox news to watch Gutfeld.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (+lVUW)

198 Was Cromwell in Reanimator?

I want to say yes, but I better IMDB it...

Looks like no, I wonder why we thought so? It did have Lovely Barbara Crampton in it though. And one of my favorites Jeffrey Combs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

199 SS payments got a yuuuge increase this year so as is typical of boomers, they got theirs so all is well. Oh 30 year olds are hurting? Eh. If you need me I’ll be on the golf course,

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (OalnH)

200 Palate cleanser: hot, tan blondes in white bikinis
https://youtu.be/Fp1bsc1cg1U

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

201 It's a good mystery. It had my wife fooled right up until Dudley asked Jack 'Have you told Exley about this?' Which wasn't much warning before the on-screen murder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

====

When they set up the "drugs are missing, and mobsters are being off'd", that was a dead (sorry) giveaway. After that, it was just a matter of "how many of the 3 (and Kim B) are gonna survive?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (8AONa)

202 180 Why would you suddenly decide to show off your mommy milkers during a baby formula shortage?

what kinda crack is that ??

Posted by: John Holmes at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (us2H3)

203
Progs think that corporations wake up one fine morning and say, "Let's raise prices by 10%!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (/U27+)

204 I'd be more than happy to see any form, shape, size of a woman's chestal gifts. It's who they are attached to that makes the difference.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (fs1hN)

205 Pelosi is going to push a gas price control bill next week.

Price controls, shortages, blaming "hoarders and wreckers", the 3rd world shithole playbook. Thanks, Brandon.
==
If they start rationing, the end is nigh. It means they don't have enough stock to refine for both diesel and gas, and expect a complete distribution system failure to be imminent. Leave work now, and buy toilet paper.

Posted by: Not shitting you at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (7A/s7)

206 I mean a look that horrendous HAD to be intentional!
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (w0NJk)

I want to know where the hell she found that dress. The color, the cut, the material. Everything about it sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

207 Cruel Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Bosk at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (x6uUk)

208 They saw some inflation... but much, much, much lower levels of inflation.
---------

Are we still talking about Psaki?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (dscaa)

209 you know what's funny?

PA has the second highest gas tax and we're just about to get a green-new-deal thing imposed on us by Wolfie.

gonna be fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (w0NJk)

210 The Marxist Junta is losing the War on Fossil Fuels ... and the only cure is MOAR War on Fossil Fuels!

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (6otfo)

211 her chest looks like a xylophone that i wouldn't want to play

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (0G13K)

212 65 Ham&Eggers! A tiny 99.999999% giving the vast 0.000001% majority a bad name.

Is that Schumer math?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (qfLjt)

213 PSAKI: Call a doctor

Seriously? Please tell me this is satire.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (Gwilz)

214 And massive plagues are always followed by horrendous economic disruption. This one is going to follow that pattern despite being fairly mild for a pandemic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

215 Typical Joe Biden, Always wrong:

Cancels Keystone XL Pipeline

Removes all the Trump Sanctions on the Russian Nordstream 2 Gas Pipeline to Germany. Trump stopped the pipeline completion and then Joe allowed Russia to complete it.

Then F. Joe cancels the East Med Pipeline to bring Israeli Natural Gas to Europe to compete with Russian Natural Gas.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-693866

The only pipelines Joe Biden Likes are the pipelines that aid our adversaries, not our friends.

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (Z32m1)

216 183 Here is a question for the Horde mind:
Historically, when has a pandemic (or epidemic) NOT been followed by famine and/or war?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (jTmQV)

Well the Spanish Flu helped end WW1, it was followed by the 'Roaring 20's ' as well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV)

217 I want to know where the hell she found that dress. The color, the cut, the material. Everything about it sucks.

it's SO BAD Jordan!

it reminds me of when I was like 8 and my mom would take me to Reading to the Vanity Fair outlet (she was getting bras but they had the most unfortunate "dress clothes" up there)

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (w0NJk)

218 Dems obviously wouldn't be doin all this if they had to answer to the voters this fall... question is what tomfoolery do we have to look forward to ?

Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (vEAR0)

219 I'll continue to take my chances with any new Chinese Flu and they can pound their Fake Vax

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB8)

220 If Minx ever reaches 1 it will become a Singularity.
(No not a crappy movie)
Minx must never reach 1.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (vrz2I)

221 i gotta figure out how to roll one of those chest-flaps around my wang to flipper-fuck her
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (0G13K)

She certainly isn't the worst looking woman in the world, but she looks like the kind of dry gulch that would be checking her phone during sex, and complaining that you aren't done yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (F/pgV)

222 It's actually with 65+ voters that he manages his best showing, 41%.

Biden is going to save us all from the COOF! Why could you imagine if Trump was president and people were being allowed to fly and go to restaurants right now? WE WOULD ALL DIE.

Now, sorry sonny, but this nice Italian fellow Don LeMon is saying something important. Why...I bet he gets all the ladies!

Posted by: Some Old Coot at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (ESjRY)

223 207 Cruel Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Bosk at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (x6uUk)

The man/Ewok has a gift

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV)

224 I want to know where the hell she found that dress. The color, the cut, the material. Everything about it sucks.

Its a Michelle Obama special, she has such amazing fashion sense! Lets put her on another fashion magazine cover wearing the upholstery from her grandma's sofa!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

225 Sure, limit the number of cans of baby formula to AMERICANS, but send unlimited amounts to the illegals on the border. Because everyone else is more important.
Posted by: abbynormal at May 12, 2022 05:09 PM (Ly/95)
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If mothers started identifying as illegal immigrants, would that increase their chances of getting access to formula?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (YIVH2)

226 Jen has never worn a pearl necklace.. Sad

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (2cfUo)

227 I have better cleavage and I'm a 60 year old man.

Posted by: Idahonian at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (GET9u)

228 Americans are economic illiterates so they will be happy that Pelosi is taking on the evil oil companies.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (OalnH)

229 I'd be more than happy to see any form, shape, size of a woman's chestal gifts. It's who they are attached to that makes the difference.
==
In theory sure. Some sneaker company posted picks of a bunch off boobs a while back. It was so bad a collection of boobs, it put me off boobs. I would have thought IMpossible. But they were, I kid you not, the most unappealing collection of boobs of all time.

Posted by: it a sign of the times bud at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (TFH03)

230 Imagine being so morally bankrupt as to dismiss a *baby formula* shortage. These are our empathic betters, folks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (rF64X)

231
And massive plagues are always followed by horrendous economic disruption. This one is going to follow that pattern despite being fairly mild for a pandemic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

__________

"With a streamlined and right-sized labor force, we see opportunities for savvy organizations." - MBAs in 1350

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (/U27+)

232 Dems obviously wouldn't be doin all this if they had to answer to the voters this fall... question is what tomfoolery do we have to look forward to ?

They rigged a presidential election by as much as ten points, with the GOP's help. Why would they not try again ?

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (6cwNv)

233 Q: If parents can't find baby formula, what should they do?

PSAKI: Call a doctor

https://tinyurl.com/2p84vkfr
Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 05:18 PM (NpAcC)

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She's got a point. The way things are going, I feel like I need to consult a proctologist.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (VJsqe)

234 Plastic surgeon needs to install Schrader Valves in place of Psaki's psnippled.

Gotta inflate those things to rated pressure for peak performance.

And even so, she'd stand there, air hose in hand and the inflator head clamped on, and bold face lie, and tell us there was no inflation going on, and if it was, the right side was Trump's fault, and blame goes to Putin for the left.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (QzJWU)

235 >>> Except for me. I must be the exception to the rule. I haven't watched network or cable news in years. I occasionally use an app to check out local news, but I don't even do that much because I'm tired of hearing about all the shootings.

I do sometimes check out Fox news to watch Gutfeld.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (+lVUW)

Honestly there's nothing I need outside of the HQ. I check around on occasion elsewhere and see, yep I already heard about that here. I can check JJ's links scroll through ace's post titles and that's good. I don't have time or the attention span for anything else.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (0fVbu)

236 The kind of chest you could play shuffleboard on.

Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (SchQD)

237 All that's missing in that dress is a boob belt. Well, that and boobs.

Posted by: Bosk at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (x6uUk)

238 Typically I am oblivious to dresses. But yeah that one is fuuuugly. Just that color alone is hideous.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (OalnH)

239 ...pslapjacks...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (44ww/)

240 227 I have better cleavage and I'm a 60 year old man.
Posted by: Idahonian at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (GET9u)

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You know the rules - pics or it didn't happen.

Also, please ignore the rules.

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (VJsqe)

241 Jan Psaki is the kind of woman who wears a low cut dress because if she didn't remind you she's a woman, you wouldn't remember she's a woman.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (F/pgV)

242 lol her boobs are patty cakes

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (w0NJk)

243 In theory sure. Some sneaker company posted picks of a bunch off boobs a while back. It was so bad a collection of boobs, it put me off boobs. I would have thought IMpossible. But they were, I kid you not, the most unappealing collection of boobs of all time.
Posted by: it a sign of the times bud at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (TFH03)

Adidas, I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (DRSnL)

244 "If mothers started identifying as illegal immigrants, would that increase their chances of getting access to formula?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

No. The regime would suddenly be interested n deporting these demanding illegals.

Posted by: Ripley at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (MxEKc)

245
Begun the Generation Wars have.
Posted by: G'rump928

They have always been here before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

246 Did nothing to make me interested in the movie.

The hook: Wet blue puddy-tats playing in the ocean.

Avatar 2: Beach Blanket Hair Ball
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 05:06 PM (OK0YZ)
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I think the CGI looks amazing, but I'm not interested in the further adventures of Benedict Sully.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (zL564)

247 "With a streamlined and right-sized labor force, we see opportunities for savvy organizations." - MBAs in 1350

Interestingly, most historians believe that the 14th century plague was the main reason the Magna Carta and other freedom movements like the reformation were even possible. Suddenly a smaller number of peasants had power they never had before because they were in higher demand and more desperately needed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

248 If parents can't find baby formula, what should they do?

PSAKI: Call a doctor

After we're done you'll never have to find for your kids again...and we'll even give you a doggie bag!

Posted by: PLanned Parenthood at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY)

249
My daughter and I have decided that living in a country where it is easier to get a gallon of gas then a container of baby formula is wrong.

Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (dQvv7)

250 Everybody relax and have a margarita. My titties will start looking better.

Posted by: Hackey Psaki at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

251 When they set up the "drugs are missing, and mobsters are being off'd", that was a dead (sorry) giveaway. After that, it was just a matter of "how many of the 3 (and Kim B) are gonna survive?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:19 PM (8AONa)

Mobsters being offed was happing early in the story, but it's fairly far along in the runtime when you find out about the missing heroin.

What I appreciate about it is that everything fits together logically. One thing leading to another with fairly clear motivations (with one possible exception).

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

252 183 Here is a question for the Horde mind:
Historically, when has a pandemic (or epidemic) NOT been followed by famine and/or war?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (jTmQV)

Given human propensity for warfare, that's really kind of a nonsensical question that implies, without making the case, that pandemics cause wars.

Then, there's "follows". By how long? When has there been no war on the planet? What about wars the "follow" pandemics and famines?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (8C7+r)

253 >>...pslapjacks...

hahaha.

How does she keep them out of her armpits when she sleeps on her back?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (V5J7y)

254 MUMR is so needy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

255 The Dems can steal senate seats since they can create votes in the inner cities which affect statewide counts. But house seats in the inner cities are already Dem so that does no good. They can’t steal the house because the fight for the house is on neutral ground.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:25 PM (OalnH)

256 74 i can't believe I'm going to say this, but, "Put your tits away, Madame."
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (0G13K)

Could be worse. Could be Hillary's. Count your blessings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (+lVUW)

257 lol her boobs are patty cakes
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (w0NJk)

See Ace's post @ 95. I'm dead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (DRSnL)

258 211 her chest looks like a xylophone that i wouldn't want to play

Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:20 PM (0G13K)

--------

Out: Motorboating.
In: Motorbeating.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (eHRtL)

259 I am certainly past my "use by" date, and I haven't trusted the news since, oh, the Gulf of Tonkin incident.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (jTmQV)

260 The kind of chest you could play shuffleboard on.

Posted by: irright at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM (SchQD)

Flatter than Calista Flockhart in sports bra

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (OgrpQ)

261 145- Iaughed out loud, but personally too girthy, best I could hope for is a hot dog bun.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (fj2YZ)

262 Imagine being so morally bankrupt as to dismiss a *baby formula* shortage. These are our empathic betters, folks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (rF64X)

They do light up buildings to celebrate partial birth abortion, so...

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (dscaa)

263 They rigged a presidential election by as much as ten points, with the GOP's help. Why would they not try again ?

Its a lot harder to pull off in so many races at once. They can target some and pull it off, and will, but overall its tougher to do. I mean in a state like Oregon where the machine is already entrenched and has decades of experience, it easy. But most states aren't like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

264 Historically, when has a pandemic (or epidemic) NOT been followed by famine and/or war?

The Spanish flu (really from China) came after WWI. There was war in Turkey and Russia but...doesn't really seem related.

Posted by: PLanned Parenthood at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (ESjRY)

265 There is no baby formula shortage. There is a baby surplus.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (vrz2I)

266 Yes, but when you exclude the volatile prices of goods, PPI comes down to 0.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (vN+oL)

267 95 it's like someone made mud-pies out of cornstarch and precancerous cells

omg I'm also ded

had to reprint that one. the wrap-around-tiddy-fook was also classic.

not CRUEL enough tho! we can do better!

these mofos are starving babies and LAUGHING IT OFF

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (w0NJk)

268 247

Yep the plague brought on the middle class because the peeps that survived and had labor to provide had leverage.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (OalnH)

269 Venezuela, here we come.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2022 05:27 PM (H8QX8)

270 Begun the Generation Wars have.
Posted by: G'rump928

They have always been here before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM

There are more than a few posters here that blame baby boomers for every single thing wrong with the Country. One even blamed us for biden winning the election.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (bVYXr)

271
My favorite headline snark: Putin is going to use Iraqi WMD to sink the Lusitania in the Gulf of Tonkin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Mzdiz)

272 For those of you who are not that excited by young, fit women in nearly revealing clothing, here is a tree

https://tinyurl.com/eye9cmtw

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (xhaym)

273 What I appreciate about it is that everything fits together logically. One thing leading to another with fairly clear motivations (with one possible exception).

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

====

No argument here. It's one I'd gladly watch again, and maybe even a third time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (8AONa)

274 The Dems can steal senate seats

They already have the available ones stolen so no net loss.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Gwilz)

275 In theory sure. Some sneaker company posted picks of a bunch off boobs a while back. It was so bad a collection of boobs, it put me off boobs. I would have thought IMpossible. But they were, I kid you not, the most unappealing collection of boobs of all time.
Posted by: it a sign of the times bud at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (TFH03)

Adidas, I think.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM

Some people take their Internet research seriously and have determined that there is a single set of boobs in the Adidas ad that are worthy of a pearl necklace.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (dQvv7)

276
They do light up buildings to celebrate partial birth abortion, so...
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (dscaa)

_________

"So-called 'partial birth abortion' to you, pal." - NYT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (/U27+)

277 Boomers are the most rigid in their thinking. They ignore results more than any other group. I've seen it my entire life.
Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist

this is true. they barely suck cock at all.

Posted by: x at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (uQFwj)

278 I think it's supposed to be
In a country where it's easier to get a assault rifle than a week of baby formula

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB8)

279 PSAKI: Call a doctor
........

No need. Boner just died.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

280 The AP Interview: US 'vulnerable' to COVID without new shots

Here we go again. Coof groundhog day. So fucking sick of this shit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12, 2022 05:17 PM (Xrfse)

The same shot that didn't work well the first time?
The same shot that doesn't protect against the mutated versions actually circulating?
The same shot that is known to have millions of actual people with actual serious side effects?

SIGN ME UP! Maybe they can hit a vein or artery with the sludge and I can die in agony a few days from now?

Posted by: rd at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Z32m1)

281 Yahoo News...

Biden Cancels Alaskan Oil & Gas Lease

For now, the best course of action for U.S. drivers is to use an app to shop around for lower prices,

#wastf

We're the chicken. Or the toaster. Or the couch.

Posted by: golfman at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (hOMhY)

282 Psaki is actually not bad looking for her age (we're the same age) until you realize she is just Mark Zuckerberg in a red wig and a dress.

Have you ever seen them together at the same time? I thought not.

https://___flip.com/i/51oosq

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (rF64X)

283 and tell us there was no inflation going on, and if it was, the right side was Trump's fault, and blame goes to Putin for the left.
Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2022 05:23 PM

If the left one don't get you,
then the right one will!

* shakes pom poms *

Posted by: Jen, dressed as a cheerleader at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (a3Q+t)

284
this is true. they barely suck cock at all.

It is really a shame. Do you know how lucky I was to get groomed correctly back when I was a kid?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY)

285 A raised relief-map of Kansas.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (0fVbu)

286 >> Venezuela, here we come.

It's nice down here.

Posted by: Jenn Psaki's Nipples at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (V5J7y)

287 I'd bet these "ha ha no baby formula" types would e singing a different tune if there were a shortage of cat food.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (Ynyl9)

288 I don't mean to bash Boomers, just noting that the demographic, the older portion of it, tends to be very old fashioned in its news consumption and as a result are very misled about what is happening and who Biden is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

289 Now what are we going to do with all these surplus babies? We can't just let them starve to death.

Posted by: zombie Jon Swift at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (vrz2I)

290
My favorite headline snark: Putin is going to use Iraqi WMD to sink the Lusitania in the Gulf of Tonkin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Mzdiz)

__________

"Remember the Lusitania!" - William Randolph Hearst

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (/U27+)

291 Replace underscore with i m g (no spaces).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (rF64X)

292 Is every boomer a dick? No. Is the average boomer more Dickish than the average GenXer? You betcha.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)

293 >>PSAKI: Call a doctor

...or, a Plastic Surgeon?

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (V5J7y)

294 SIGN ME UP! Maybe they can hit a vein or artery with the sludge and I can die in agony a few days from now?

If you die from the clot shot you are 100% protected from COVID.

Posted by: The CDC at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (ESjRY)

295 256 74 i can't believe I'm going to say this, but, "Put your tits away, Madame."
Posted by: ace at May 12, 2022 05:07 PM (0G13K)

Could be worse. Could be Hillary's. Count your blessings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2022 05:26 PM (+lVUW)

Could be worse, Hillary and Psaki rubbing their tits together.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (sReZj)

296 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (yQpMk)

297 Out: Avocado toast

In : baby brisket

Posted by: The CDC at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (ESjRY)

298 For those of you who are not that excited by young, fit women in nearly revealing clothing, here is a tree

https://tinyurl.com/eye9cmtw

I like both, but I stared at the women longer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (SchxB)

299 this is true. they barely suck cock at all.

Since I assume the vast majority are married, I rate this statement as mostly true.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (6cwNv)

300 Psaki looks like she would dress up in bdsm gear and then just lay there.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (dscaa)

301 Is every boomer a dick? No. Is the average boomer more Dickish than the average GenXer? You betcha.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)

*snort*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

302 Is the average boomer more Dickish than the average GenXer? You betcha.

Sure, but that's true about all generations. Gen x is so laid back and worthless its the easiest to get along with. Its a generation of Kato Kaelins, just bumming off everyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

303 @287
The cat-lady blue checkmark constituency

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (Wg1SU)

304 BREAKING:
@FBI
Whistleblower LEAKS Docs Showing Bureau Targeting “News Media” Under "Sensitive Investigative Matters"

Alleges “Political Undertakings” & Reveals “Vast Majority” of FBI Agents ‘Troubled’ by Direction Agency is Going

#FBIwhistleblower

Yeah. A real bunch of straight shooting ham and eggers, am I right?
Fuckem

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (MFphb)

305 brother, have you heard? baby formula ration's going up!

Posted by: Parsons at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (v3pYe)

306 Let them lactate cake.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (OalnH)

307 Could be worse, Hillary and Psaki rubbing their tits together.

Is this a cue for the picture of Hillary and Natalie Portman holding up donuts?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

308 Could be worse, Hillary and Psaki rubbing their tits together.

....aaaannnnd there goes lunch. Good thing there's no hole in the bottom of this trash bag.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (SchxB)

309 Psaki looks like she gives unenthusiastic hand jobs

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (2cfUo)

310 Psaki looks like she would dress up in bdsm gear and then just lay there.
Posted by: ...

Psaki's OB/GYN: "Are you sexually active?"

Psaki: "No, I just lay there."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (ifHdv)

311 For those of you who are not that excited by young, fit women in nearly revealing clothing, here is a tree
https://tinyurl.com/eye9cmtw
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM

Hrrrrooooooooooon!*

*Translation: "Finally! Hubba Hubba!"

Posted by: Treebeard at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

312 Yeah. A real bunch of straight shooting ham and eggers, am I right?
Fuckem
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 05:32 PM (MFphb)

They need to get back to their core mission: covering up the crimes of politicians and their family.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (Y5qcH)

313 279 PSAKI: Call a doctor
........

Did she actually tell people to call a Doctor if they can't get baby formula ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (TQlM9)

314 My favorite headline snark: Putin is going to use Iraqi WMD to sink the Lusitania in the Gulf of Tonkin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Mzdiz)

Did I see Putin hanging around the Maine? Chatting with Zimmermann about getting Mexico to invade us?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (F/pgV)

315 I wish I had four hands so I could give them titties fo' thumbs down!

Posted by: Rick James at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (oXNqT)

316 "SIGN ME UP! Maybe they can hit a vein or artery with the sludge and I can die in agony a few days from now?
Posted by: rd

The same shot Bill Gates got? Will they come to my house and give it to me? Here's my email address and credit card #!

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)

317 Americans are economic illiterates so they will be happy that Pelosi is taking on the evil oil companies.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:22 PM (OalnH)

Exactly.

Expect price controls on Big Grocery next.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (2JVJo)

318 My parents are boomers and they annoy the fuck out of me too.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (OalnH)

319 Thread went downhill much quicker than expected.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (Qhnrt)

320 Could be worse, Hillary and Psaki rubbing their tits together.
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:30 PM (sReZj)

You are a bad person, sir.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (rF64X)

321 Did she actually tell people to call a Doctor if they can't get baby formula ?

She wanted to say, "Let the babies eat cake."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (SchxB)

322 They need to get back to their core mission: covering up the crimes of politicians and their family.

"That's completely unfair. We also cover up the crimes of celebrities and the super wealthy"
--FBI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

323 Old boomers and their love of Communism.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (lKAqb)

324
I think it's supposed to be
In a country where it's easier to get a assault rifle than a week of baby formula

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:28 PM

Exactly - LOL.

Hope your truck is fixed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (dQvv7)

325 "Psaki looks like she gives unenthusiastic hand jobs"

That really hurt!

Posted by: Mr Psaki at May 12, 2022 05:34 PM (vrz2I)

326 For those of you who are not that excited by young, fit women in nearly revealing clothing, here is a tree

https://tinyurl.com/eye9cmtw

Well shit, it really is a tree. Showed up late, commented and then started reading comments from the bottom, so I assumed this was some sort of sarcasm. Wrong again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (MFphb)

327 Psaki looks like she gives unenthusiastic hand jobs

"Is it supposed to be this soft?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (2JVJo)

328 Excuse me while I go vomit.

I've already done that for, your majesty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (SchxB)

329 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (arJlL)

330 re 255: that's why the Dems want to control the jerrymandering. Jerry Nadler's district is/was supposed to include about an 1/8th of the lower west side on Manhattan, across the financial district and across the Brooklyn Bridge, loop de loop into a section of Brooklyn nowheres near Manhattan.

Just divvy up the Black majority districts to swing the mostly white Districts from R to D.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (Ynyl9)

331 Moo makes me laugh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (yQpMk)

332 Civiqs overall: 34/55 approve disapprove

Male: 29/63 approve/disapprove

Female: 49/39 approve/disapprove

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (KaCzC)

333 >>> Sure, but that's true about all generations. Gen x is so laid back and worthless its the easiest to get along with. Its a generation of Kato Kaelins, just bumming off everyone else.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

Kato born in 1959. That would make him a? Class? ... Class?

Posted by: Ben Stein at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (0fVbu)

334 Seems we have more than the normal number of $hit stirrers here tonight.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (bVYXr)

335 Expect price controls on Big Grocery next.

They'll try very FDR Depression policy, and it'll work just as well.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (6cwNv)

336 Female: 49/39 approve/disapprove
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (KaCzC)

Waman are used to being disappointed.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:36 PM (Y5qcH)

337 Over under the last time Psircle Back gave a blow job? Opening line is 2015.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:36 PM (OalnH)

338 OK, that's a nice down payment

for May

see ya next month

Posted by: the Z Man at May 12, 2022 05:36 PM (us2H3)

339 Over on Instapundit, Randy Weaver, RIP...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)

340 107 >>Flapjacks.

Let's keep this focused on the economy...

Sagging Indicators
----
I thought Flatjacks might be a thing.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (qfLjt)

341 Well shit, it really is a tree. Showed up late, commented and then started reading comments from the bottom, so I assumed this was some sort of sarcasm. Wrong again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM

Treebeard is slow commenting, but worth listening to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (a3Q+t)

342 until you realize she is just ~~Mark Zuckerberg~~ Peppermint Patty in a red wig and a dress.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (lKAqb)

343 It's somehow comforting to know that among the most commented on subjects in the threads today are Psaki's Psilicon Psisters ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (MGUf8)

344 "That's completely unfair. We also cover up the crimes of celebrities and the super wealthy"
--FBI

=====

We may have our internal struggles, but we all rally around our core mission - protecting our budget.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (8AONa)

345 PSAKI: Call a doctor

and make sure the baby is vaxxed and boosted, like Gates.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (Ynyl9)

346 Fuck inflation! We have a war to win in Wakanda.

Posted by: Marooned at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (w6hJ9)

347 Quit trying to make flapjacks a thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

348 Kato born in 1959. That would make him a? Class? ... Class?

Yeah, every generation has its slackers. Mine just made it the standard issue personality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

349 One of the most boomer traits is the inability to laugh at themselves.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (OalnH)

350 If the media says it that means it's wrong, doesn't it?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (VdGjU)

351 Where does all of this end?

Because let's be honest, Republicans "taking back Congress" will fund 98% of what we're currently spending.

The billions we're giving to Ukraine alone makes me sick, but no Republican will dare go against it, lest they be called a Putin lackey.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (PwNLq)

352 Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Posted by: Archie Bell and the Drells at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (Xrfse)

353 332 Civiqs overall: 34/55 approve disapprove

Male: 29/63 approve/disapprove

Female: 49/39 approve/disapprove
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (KaCzC)

too many cracks in that poll

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (us2H3)

354 Bet you the FBI identifies the actual HamAndEgger before they identify the Supreme Court leaker, and the FEEB will go to jail, and the Clerk will get a slot on MSNBC.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (BtPzX)

355 He would be a Boomer, the only generational group that spans 20 years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (YynYJ)

356 One of the most boomer traits is the inability to laugh at themselves.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (OalnH)

Ha.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

357 Nobody's speculated on whether Jen is wearing proper support?

Posted by: Cooper's Ligaments at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

358 Soon Big Oil execs will be dragged before Congressional hearings.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (sReZj)

359 Looks like Jen is trying to distract from the news by showing some cleavage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2022 05:11 PM (Y4yA

Well, it is worth a good deal of scorn. So. It worked.

*lots of good candidates for threadwinner o this post; I thought garrett had a slight edge until ace upped his game*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (F0YaR)

360 "we didn't start the fire!"
--Billy Joel

"yeah, you kinda did"
--businessman looking around burnt out neighborhood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

361 357 Nobody's speculated on whether Jen is wearing proper support?
Posted by: Cooper's Ligaments at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Spatulas?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (XvPQV)

362 One of the most boomer traits is the inability to laugh at themselves.

Bingo. Because they're the best. They just argue amongst themselves about how to define best. As I said, easily the most idealogical generation.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (6cwNv)

363 "Quit trying to make flapjacks a thing."

Yeah don't be a twatwaffle.

Posted by: Mr Psaki at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (vrz2I)

364 332 Civiqs overall: 34/55 approve disapprove

Male: 29/63 approve/disapprove

Female: 49/39 approve/disapprove
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:35 PM (KaCzC)

That male/female gap though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (b2nrj)

365 One of the most boomer traits is the inability to laugh at themselves.

Guess you're on a roll, huh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (Xrfse)

366 Weird how no Dem ever talks about Apple charging $1300 for a phone as outrageous.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (OalnH)

367 I wonder if more women answer pollsters than men do?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

368 Because they're the best.

Most successful anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (yQpMk)

369 Female: 49/39 approve/disapprove

Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I am a Woman

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (TQlM9)

370 One of the most boomer traits is the inability to laugh at themselves.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM

We have no sense of humor that we're aware of.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

371 Whoa!!! Found the solution to the baby formula shortage. Someone needs to knock up Jen Psaki, she’s a walking dairy farm with them big hooters. Just think how many babies she could feed when her milk comes in!

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (d/ps/)

372 Hi, Scogg Dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (fF2aM)

373 Interesting how people laugh at astrology yet somehow think this generational stuff it totally true.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (YynYJ)

374 Judge orders Fusion GPS to handover 22 emails to Durham.

Posted by: Squid at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (Gwilz)

375 All their propaganda is aimed at women and wimpy men.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (dscaa)

376 367 I wonder if more women answer pollsters than men do?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

I don't know. Do women seem like they're looking for any excuse to talk about themselves and what they think?

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (UuD2k)

377 And the insurrection. OMG!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (xjeay)

378 361 Mark, no panties

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (2JoB8)

379 Well shit, it really is a tree.

He clearly doesn't belong on this website.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (fF2aM)

380 288 I don't mean to bash Boomers, just noting that the demographic, the older portion of it, tends to be very old fashioned in its news consumption and as a result are very misled about what is happening and who Biden is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

I'd really like to see the age breakdown of the Horde. I'm sure there'd be some of the "young and hip" people that would be surprised.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (Qhnrt)

381 I'm gonna throw "Peppermint Flattie" out there one more time and see if it sticks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (6FeV1)

382 Boomer is 46 to 64

X is 65 to 81

Millennial is 82 to 95

Generations are shrinking

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (OalnH)

383 Did she actually tell people to call a Doctor if they can't get baby formula ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 05:33 PM (TQlM9)
******
Here's the clip-
https://tinyurl.com/2p84vkfr

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (NpAcC)

384 Nobody's speculated on whether Jen is wearing proper support?
Posted by: Cooper's Ligaments

A stick up her ass?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (jv87l)

385 I'd really like to see the age breakdown of the Horde.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (Qhnrt)

Age breakdown is about right.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (dscaa)

386 We did it Joe....We killed America

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (h1jJh)

387 The best line in LA Confidential:

Bud White goes completely ape and hangs a guy by his legs off of a building. He says "I'll talk, now call of your guy!" and Exley says "I don't know how."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (44ww/)

388 Those are not great pumpkins.

Posted by: Linus at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (sReZj)

389 I miss Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (jv87l)

390 Generations are shrinking
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (OalnH)

My sister once told me that I just don't understand her generation. I told her she was retarded.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (UuD2k)

391 Well shit, it really is a tree.

Happens more often than you'd think.

Posted by: HR Interviewer at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)

392
Somewhere, on some remote Pacific Island, in a witness protection program costing millions per year, Lon Horiuchi lifts his Cuba Libra in disrespect.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (dQvv7)

393 I was in the pool!

Posted by: Generations at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (jYQlA)

394 OK, I admit it, I'm a boomer.
But, I know how to change a tire and drive a stick shift.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (jTmQV)

395 382 Boomer is 46 to 64

X is 65 to 81

Millennial is 82 to 95

Generations are shrinking
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (OalnH)

If you look at silent and greatest it's more that boomers were abnormally large.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (b2nrj)

396 'm gonna throw "Peppermint Flattie" out there one more time and see if it sticks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (6FeV1)

I missed it. Pretty good.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (dscaa)

397 Well no shit most successful, lol. You’re the oldest. Not much of a shock a 65 year old has more money than a 40 year old.

Thanks for proving my point about inability to laugh at yourself or take any criticism.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (OalnH)

398 Generations are shrinking

It's the soy in the diet cutting down on testosterone levels so that certain body parts don't grow as large as they used to.

Oh, wait, you meant in numbers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (SchxB)

399 *lots of good candidates for threadwinner o this post; I thought garrett had a slight edge until ace upped his game*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 05:39 PM (F0YaR)

You can't out Ace, Ace, for consistent high-level cruelty. Garrett and Empire of Jeff come close, and sometimes a rando gets a good one.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (SH2Zi)

400 We may have our internal struggles, but we all rally around our core mission - protecting our budget.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2022 05:37 PM (8AONa)

Also our pensions...we can retire at 50. Suckas!

Posted by: The Gee Men at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (onF8C)

401 Do women seem like they're looking for any excuse to talk about themselves and what they think?

Well I didn't want to just come out and say it, but...

I'd really like to see the age breakdown of the Horde.

Eh, I don't think the horde is very representative of the public at large.

And those generation spans are usually with a lot of overlap, because 62 seems like the beginning of X, but most put that in boomer territory.

The thing is high schoolers in 1979 were VERY different from 1980 and onward. That freshman class came in wearing Izods and slacks, not frayed bell bottoms and polyester tops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

402 I hope MSNBC has a stylist who can help Pjen.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (VhE0u)

403 Something happened in the beginning of 2021. What the hell was it? Well whatever it was it coincided perfectly with runaway inflation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (iDcra)

404 394

So do I.
And?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (OalnH)

405 @381 Warai-otoko- you’re saying she has National Geographic, flap-jack or banana tiddies?

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (d/ps/)

406 395 If you look at silent and greatest it's more that boomers were abnormally large.

in more ways than one

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda is a well-rounded individual at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (v3pYe)

407
Thanks for proving my point about inability to laugh at yourself or take any criticism.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:45 PM (OalnH)

Unhappy today? It's carrying over.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (dscaa)

408 The Boomer Generation seems to be defined as those born during the good times after WWII. I guess 1964 is a good cutoff but 66 seems better.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (yQpMk)

409 That male/female gap though.
-----------------------
Mind the gap!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (Jtln5)

410 I 'm gonna throw "Peppermint Flattie" out there one more time and see if it sticks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (6FeV1)

I missed it. Pretty good.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (dscaa)

I missed it, too. It's good.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (SH2Zi)

411 re 352: a lot of people don't know this, of course, but Hoover started or proposed a lot of gov't programs that FDR and his Brain Trust gave us.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (Ynyl9)

412 405 @381 Warai-otoko- you’re saying she has National Geographic, flap-jack or banana tiddies?
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 05:46 PM (d/ps/)

National Geographic torpedo dugs.

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (UuD2k)

413 Generations are shrinking
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM

Turns out that, while the atmosphere is getting warmer, the water is getting colder.

Posted by: Al Gore at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (a3Q+t)

414 you’re saying she has National Geographic, flap-jack or banana tiddies?

Yeah I don't mind a flat top girl. Can be cute. But those empty baggie National Geographic breasts... just, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

415 Time tunnel.

Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (taPSh)

416 I hope the rest of those boobs dont look like the one picture of her feet .... that would be unfortunate

Posted by: Haywood at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (vEAR0)

417 326 For those of you who are not that excited by young, fit women in nearly revealing clothing, here is a tree
-------------

If they all didn't, you know, look like they were born at a stripper pole.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (GLpYJ)

418 I transposed that by mistake on the women. 39/49 approve/disapprove.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (KaCzC)

419 418 I transposed that by mistake on the women. 39/49 approve/disapprove.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (KaCzC)

That's more like it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (TQlM9)

420 Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I am a Woman

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2022 05:40 PM (TQlM9)

Seems like anymore, most of them are gullible, loathsome hysterics who have contributed greatly to ruining this country in their mission to be taken care of. If a man won't do it, then the government MUST!

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (vkS2Z)

421 Yeah boomers going well into the 60s is kid a dumb. The name boomer is from baby boom as in a post ww2 baby boom. That should be the 40s and early 50s. By the mid 50s any effects of ww2 on baby making were gone.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (OalnH)

422 a lot of people don't know this, of course, but Hoover started or proposed a lot of gov't programs that FDR and his Brain Trust gave us.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 05:47 PM (Ynyl9)

He was no Coolidge, for sure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

423 If you look at silent and greatest it's more that boomers were abnormally large.

in more ways than one

You know tha's right!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (BtPzX)

424 351 Where does all of this end?

Because let's be honest, Republicans "taking back Congress" will fund 98% of what we're currently spending.

The billions we're giving to Ukraine alone makes me sick, but no Republican will dare go against it, lest they be called a Putin lackey.
Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (PwNLq)

The least important election of our lifetimes!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (b2nrj)

425 With a pushup bra she could go from a 3.5 to 3.9 easy.

Posted by: Zek at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (OzNIz)

426 I think having only men vote would be its own brand of awful. Its not gender, its that we're all fallen in sin and bring the misery in our own flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

427 Not to seem ungrateful, I do appreciate all of you hard working youngsters supporting me during my autumn years.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (jTmQV)

428 He would be a Boomer, the only generational group that spans 20 years.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Didja get your voice back ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (arJlL)

429 "Call the doctor" sounds like Psaki's version of "Let them eat cake," which Marie Antoinette never actually said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 05:50 PM (fF2aM)

430 171 Flapjacks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

-----
Flaps
----
Flaps 30 is normal for take off.
What does Dumbo set his ears to when he takes off? She could do the same and try flying without the broomstick. That broomstick is a bit sticky by now anyway.
Hey, is that why it's called a broomSTICK?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 05:50 PM (qfLjt)

431 >>> Interesting how people laugh at astrology yet somehow think this generational stuff it totally true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 05:41 PM (YynYJ)

It isn't true. If people aren't going "these kids these days!" they're barking out "boomer!" while the same sort of elitists that are always with us just laugh and laugh. Same with man hating feminists and the guys going "these bitches!". While the same elitists just laugh and laugh. Everything from race to religion just another way to separate and coordinate attacks. If people stopped lining up into the nice columns we're ordered into and start mixing things up our masters would shit their pants.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 05:50 PM (0fVbu)

432 Hoover started or proposed a lot of gov't programs that FDR and his Brain Trust gave us.

He got his popularity by a huge giveaway after a big natural disaster, it was in his blood. He went from nobody to the leading presidential candidate by leading the charge to use government spending to fix the Mississippi flood of 1927.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (KZzsI)

433 I'm gonna throw "Peppermint Flattie" out there one more time and see if it sticks....
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I see your Peppermint Flattie and raise you a "Resident Luckyknuckles"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (3UYIk)

434 426 I think having only men vote would be its own brand of awful. Its not gender, its that we're all fallen in sin and bring the misery in our own flavor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

On the other hand, I'm not sure there's a male-only franchise country that went crazy with the mass murder like the governments of the 20th century.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (b2nrj)

435 The Boomer Generation seems to be defined as those born during the good times after WWII. I guess 1964 is a good cutoff but 66 seems better.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

If you consider a generation as 20 years, then 1945-1964 is the Boomer gen. Gen X, the forgotten generation, is 1965-1984. Though a "generation" cohort seems a bit excessive these days since the ends of the cohort have little in common. 15 or even 10 year cohorts make more sense.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (KAi1n)

436 Generations are shrinking
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM

Turns out that, while the atmosphere is getting warmer, the water is getting colder.

Posted by: Al Gore
===

And Leon is getting bigger.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (iDcra)

437 Most successful anyway.

And that's part of the driving force, I think. Were Boomers "successful" because they were exceptional, or because they were in the right place at the right time ? And are they interested in passing that success down, or pulling up the ladder behind themselves ?

I can confidently say this, they are the most uniformly despised cohort, by those who discuss such things. More so than Millenials.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (6cwNv)

438 Eh, I don't think the horde is very representative of the public at large.

This is an understatement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (KFhLj)

439 With a pushup bra she could go from a 3.5 to 3.9 easy.

Posted by: Zek at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (OzNIz)

Give her a break. It's hard having AAA chasing you all over trying to fix your flats.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:52 PM (SH2Zi)

440 When you thin’ boomer you think Woodstock. So that would mean people who were teens and 20s in 1969. So how “they” came up with 1964 as the cutoff for the generation is a head scratcher. Should have been more like 1955.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:52 PM (OalnH)

441 "With a pushup bra she could go from a 3.5 to 3.9 easy.
Posted by: Zek "

Add the paper sack and ball gag and she might be a 5.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)

442 I can confidently say this, they are the most uniformly despised cohort, by those who discuss such things. More so than Millenials.
Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (6cwNv)

I shed a single tear.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

443 Take a look at your savings.

Assuming no other drivers (trillions in student loan debt assumed by the feds, for example), in four years every dollar will be worth 50 cents of what it's worth right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:53 PM (A5LnH)

444 If you are born during a time when the rest of the world is a smoking ruin, you can do well.
You can do good, and do very well, indeed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 05:53 PM (jTmQV)

445 421 Yeah boomers going well into the 60s is kid a dumb. The name boomer is from baby boom as in a post ww2 baby boom. That should be the 40s and early 50s. By the mid 50s any effects of ww2 on baby making were gone.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:48 PM (OalnH)

I'm pretty sure US WWII servicemen were still fucking after 1955.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 05:53 PM (Qhnrt)

446 435 The Boomer Generation seems to be defined as those born during the good times after WWII. I guess 1964 is a good cutoff but 66 seems better.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

If you consider a generation as 20 years, then 1945-1964 is the Boomer gen. Gen X, the forgotten generation, is 1965-1984. Though a "generation" cohort seems a bit excessive these days since the ends of the cohort have little in common. 15 or even 10 year cohorts make more sense.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:51 PM (KAi1n)

Typically you see most generations defined as 14-16 years, except for Boomers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (b2nrj)

447 @414 Christopher R Taylor-they’re all nice, just depends on attitude and how they present them

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (d/ps/)

448
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I gotta bad case of baby food blues
No pill is gonna cure my ill
I need a full case of baby food

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (KAi1n)

449 I think having only men vote would be its own brand of awful. Its not gender, its that we're all fallen in sin and bring the misery in our own flavor.

I don't want only men to vote, many of them vote for shit too. I want only actual taxpayers to vote. If you didn't have to pony up some money (or serve in the military) you're a free rider, and should shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (BtPzX)

450 426 I think having only men vote would be its own brand of awful. Its not gender, its that we're all fallen in sin and bring the misery in our own flavor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

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Women are by nature more emotional and less rational. They shouldn't have the right to vote. Having said that, I'd be willing to allow married women the vote.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (cMXNt)

451 Being born in America in 1950 was winning the time lottery lottery. So yeah you may be successful but you would have had to try really hard not to be.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (OalnH)

452 So how “they” came up with 1964 as the cutoff for the generation is a head scratcher. Should have been more like 1955.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:52 PM (OalnH)

I think that's when the post WW2 "Baby Boom" supposedly ended.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (vkS2Z)

453 Is there a difference in measuring black generations and white generations?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (A5LnH)

454 Soon Big Oil execs will be dragged before Congressional hearings.
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:38 PM (sReZj)

That might be a problem. They will talk about the additional regs and other leases being pulled and what not.

Sure, they'll be painted as greedy. But when the talk about the obstacles since Jan/2021. Well, that's going to be a problem.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (H2XS5)

455 If you are born during a time when the rest of the world is a smoking ruin, you can do well.
You can do good, and do very well, indeed."

Chaos can be good. It upsets the order of things.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (vrz2I)

456 People seem to like my new prices. Shelves are empty!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (ym/da)

457 because they were in the right place at the right time

It takes humility to realize that success involves a fair amount of luck, that you can get it mostly right and still fail. But most successful people lack humility and can never see this. They believe in a secular version of the prosperity gospel. They did it all themselves. Their success is attributable solely to their own merits. They saved themselves.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (KFhLj)

458 empty baggie National Geographic breasts >> flopsweaty National Review manboobs

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (3UYIk)

459 The Illennials followed by Generation Zero followed by Nobody Names Generations Anymore Because Those Of Us Left Are Too Busy Finding Wood To Burn And Food To Eat.

Posted by: Turd World Problems at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (TKZuJ)

460 382 Boomer is 46 to 64

X is 65 to 81

Millennial is 82 to 95

Generations are shrinking
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:43 PM (OalnH)

I get to be X...but I'm actually a Xennial, b/c apparently we had the whole transition thing, so we seem to be able to handle everyone's sh&t and absolutely everything life throws at us, b/c we were latchkey and we were computers...we are also the ultimate "got screwed" generation, but you know, that's par for the course for everyone in 2022...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (exHjb)

461 Q. How can you tell if the Democrats are lying about inflation?

A. No other country is suffering from inflation like ours.

Q. How can you tell if the Democrats are lying about GoreBull Warmening(tm)?

A. Uranus is warming/cooling just like Earth.

They always lie. It's all they do.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (YnEiF)

462 The public at large is not representative of the Horde.

Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (taPSh)

463 Boomers are actually two 'generations'. Those born of the returning WWII servicemen, and the returning Korean War servicemen.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (sReZj)

464 @414 Christopher R Taylor-they’re all nice, just depends on attitude and how they present them

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (d/ps/)

The presenting is the most important part.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (SH2Zi)

465 Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I gotta bad case of baby food blues
No pill is gonna cure my ill
I need a full case of baby food
Posted by: SFGoth

APPLAUSE!

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)

466 Tax liability means you can vote, regardless of sex or color.

If you get more from the government than you pay in taxes, you don't vote until you do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (A5LnH)

467 I'm pretty sure US WWII servicemen were still fucking after 1955.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

Yeah, but not to make up for the war.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (KAi1n)

468 Fist: What is Psaki wearing? The gal does not have the cleavage or looks to pull off that dress.

"Biden Rescue Plan?" You mean the one that prints a couple of trillion dollars while removing any incentive or means to repay all of the cash helicoptered across the US?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (5pTK/)

469 The public at large is not representative of the Horde.
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (taPSh)

It would appear not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

470 Yeah, but not to make up for the war.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (KAi1n)
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Making time to make up lost time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (5pTK/)

471 I’m calling BS on 41% approval in 65+. I don’t think there is a ^40 anywhere

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (wAXPw)

472 462 The public at large is not representative of the Horde.

Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (taPSh)

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That would be close to HEAVENZZZZ, but alas you're correct.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (MGUf8)

473 Ww2 servicemen were fucking in the 70s too. Should I be a boomer then? Lol

The boom was called that because during ww2 and also during the depression the number of babies was incredibly low. Then suddenly after ww2 it skyrocketed. But that spike only lasted a few years as a direct result of the war’s ( and depression) end.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (OalnH)

474 Boomers are actually two 'generations'. Those born of the returning WWII servicemen, and the returning Korean War servicemen.
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (sReZj)

That would actually make some sense, though the Korean deployments were pretty small compared to WWII.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

475 I can confidently say this, they are the most uniformly despised cohort, by those who discuss such things. More so than Millenials.
Posted by: Glowie i
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They have to blame something other than themselves for their failure.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (GLpYJ)

476 471 I’m calling BS on 41% approval in 65+. I don’t think there is a ^40 anywhere
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (wAXPw)

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They oversample old, single women.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (cMXNt)

477 Why are we talking about old people having sex?!

Posted by: sniffybigto at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (UuD2k)

478 If you get more from the government than you pay in taxes, you don't vote until you do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That would mean i couldn't vote in 2020 or 2021 (though I did not get any $ from the gubmint (including stim checks), I did not make enough to pay tax.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (KAi1n)

479 I'm gonna throw "Peppermint Flattie" out there one more time and see if it sticks....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 05:42 PM (6FeV1)
~~~~~

I missed it the first time. That's a keeper!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (VhE0u)

480 It would appear not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

You crack me up man

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (dscaa)

481 I won't know what to think until Ol' Pancake Tits Psaki tells me what to think . . .

OH! There she is!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (YnEiF)

482 Is there a difference in measuring black generations and white generations?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:54 PM (A5LnH)

No. They're both made up media driven bullshit for small minded people to argue about.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (F/pgV)

483 Like a pair of rubber Nixon masks hanging off a clothesline...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)

484 Fist: What is Psaki wearing? The gal does not have the cleavage or looks to pull off that dress.

I'm kind of bummed. They don't grow when she tells a lie.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (ym/da)

485 I think the "generational" thing has more to do with how primary education was done, more than anything else.
64 was the beginning of the space race and when they started shoveling money into the schools to compete with the russians, 1970 is about when they started dividing grades into cohorts of one or two years locally, and so on.

No idea if it is true or not

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (xhaym)

486 Wait a minute....

We all missed it because it wasn't there.

(Peppermint Flattie)

Posted by: IrishEi at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (VhE0u)

487 That would mean i couldn't vote in 2020 or 2021 (though I did not get any $ from the gubmint (including stim checks), I did not make enough to pay tax.

*

When you do, you can. Same as everyone else. It's a very fair system.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (A5LnH)

488
Yeah, boomers, those pricks. Too young to vote for or against Social Security, had to spend the next half a fvcking century paying for everyone else's parents, grandparents, Aunts and Uncles.

Some of them now enjoy a round of golf, midweek. What selfish bastids.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (dQvv7)

489 @351
>>Because let's be honest, Republicans "taking back Congress" will fund 98% of what we're currently spending.

As has been noted on a few occasions, The GOP has controlled the House, ie, The Power of The Purse for 20 of the last 28 years.

The GOP is the FartClam of a Dirty Sanchez of a Rusty Trombone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (/rEl7)

490 They have to blame something other than themselves for their failure.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (GLpYJ)
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Younger generations were taught they aren't and weren't responsible for their actions; that everything is the fault of the way they were raised.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (5pTK/)

491 The notion that boomers have to have the TV tell them that Biden is a fuck up or they won't believe it is a devastating indictment of the Howdy Doody generation.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (RhvTP)

492 When you do, you can. Same as everyone else. It's a very fair system.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (A5LnH)

Why not a poll tax?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

493
462 The public at large is not representative of the Horde.
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2022 05:55 PM (taPSh)

In my neck of the woods the people are.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (Qhnrt)

494 When you thin’ boomer you think Woodstock. So that would mean people who were teens and 20s in 1969. So how “they” came up with 1964 as the cutoff for the generation is a head scratcher. Should have been more like 1955.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 05:52 PM (OalnH)

It actually was cut off at 1960 until 1980 or so. They called those last 4 years the tweeners.
Then, we were swallowed into the boomer generation, apparently just to make the rabbit going through the snake look even bigger.
Truly, a kid still riding a trike while Tet is going on doesn't have the same frame of reference as the "classic" boomer

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (MFphb)

495 The public at large would be more horrified by this site than Lizzo's fat ass twerking on their dining room table.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (vrz2I)

496 490 They have to blame something other than themselves for their failure.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (GLpYJ)
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Younger generations were taught they aren't and weren't responsible for their actions; that everything is the fault of the way they were raised.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (5pTK/)

That's kind of a zero responsibility attitude towards the state of the country and your progeny.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (b2nrj)

497 You see the pictures now of teh government hoarding baby formula for incoming "new americans who will make america what it was always supposed to be." and you wonder, how can this happen and are there any historical analogies.

whelp, remember, during the irish potato famine, Ireland was still EXPORTING FOOD. Probably same with Ukraine during the Holodomor. Their govts created those famines at gunpoint.

so, there you go. same here. Some trillion dollar spending bill that no one read includes a provision to corner the market on infant formula for incoming illegals to consume while they're being resettled by the shadow government

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (OuH7W)

498 "Being born in America in 1950 was winning the time lottery lottery."

And the draft lottery!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

499 Why not a poll tax?
*

I'd consider it, but I'd prefer someone taking a simple impromptu test. Maybe name the three branches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (A5LnH)

500 Now I'm kind of thinking pancakes and sausage for dinner.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (vrz2I)

501 I’m calling BS on 41% approval in 65+. I don’t think there is a ^40 anywhere
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (wAXPw)

Yeah, me too.

Of all the Boomer age folks I know, there is exactly one who's still a big Biden fan. Possibly two.

Everybody else is mad as hell.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (OK0YZ)

502 No, voice is still MIA. Every time I think it's back, I find I still can't talk. Was fun ordering the dog's pills today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (YynYJ)

503 I'm kind of bummed. They don't grow when she tells a lie.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (ym/da)
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She'd have to use a wheelbarrow to get around!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (5pTK/)

504 I think having only men vote would be its own brand of awful.

List your top five presidents and bottom five presidents. Look up how they did with the ladies. I think that will assuage any doubts that repealing the 19th wouldn't be the beginning of a golden age of glory and enlightenment. We'll be racing towards all four Civ 5 victory conditions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (44ww/)

505 "That would actually make some sense, though the Korean deployments were pretty small compared to WWII.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
**********
I started grade school in 1960. We had large classrooms of around 50 kids per room to one teacher. All are dads and uncles had been either in WW2 or Korea.

Posted by: Cosda at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (FpQQq)

506 AP [?] chyron here: "Biden marks tragic milestone of 1 million C-19 related deaths in the U.S. by ordering flags lowered to half-mast."

Omits 600,000+ of those on Biden's watch.
BTW : note the "related".

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (Jtln5)

507 Younger generations were taught they aren't and weren't responsible for their actions; that everything is the fault of the way they were raised.

And what generation taught this to Gen X and the Millenials, who assumedly passed it on down the line ? Which cohort invented the participation trophy ?

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (6cwNv)

508 Old PFC Eromero was 45 when he sired my baby brother (who is now 54). Those WW II survivors could git 'er done.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2022 06:03 PM (gktX6)

509 No, voice is still MIA. Every time I think it's back, I find I still can't talk. Was fun ordering the dog's pills today.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (YynYJ)

Where was the last place you heard it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

510 fuck u amerikkka

Biden Regime Shipping Pallets of Baby Formula to Border Facilities For Illegal Aliens as American Babies Go Hungry

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:03 PM (yrol0)

511
Some of them now enjoy a round of golf, midweek. What selfish bastids.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 06:00 PM (dQvv7)

😀

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 12, 2022 06:03 PM (Qhnrt)

512 My parents hate his guts, but they are old school politically anyway compared to the rest of the boomers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:03 PM (3NKiY)

513 501 "I’m calling BS on 41% approval in 65+. I don’t think there is a ^40 anywhere"
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2022 05:57 PM (wAXPw)

Yeah, me too.

Of all the Boomer age folks I know, there is exactly one who's still a big Biden fan. Possibly two.

Everybody else is mad as hell.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (OK0YZ)

A lot in that age category can totally be tuned out of what's going on right now. And Biden was sold as a political moderate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (b2nrj)

514 No, voice is still MIA. Every time I think it's back, I find I still can't talk. Was fun ordering the dog's pills today.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Gargle with warm water and salt.

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (arJlL)

515 @483 Warai-otoko- lmao, I’m stealing that one!

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (d/ps/)

516 That's kind of a zero responsibility attitude towards the state of the country and your progeny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (b2nrj)
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i didn't teach my kids that, but, that sort of nonsense was rampant in the schools of their day. That and "self esteem."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (5pTK/)

517 11% inflation destroys half your savings in about 6 years.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (yrol0)

518 And what generation taught this to Gen X and the Millenials, who assumedly passed it on down the line ? Which cohort invented the participation trophy ?

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (6cwNv)

Well GenX was/is very live and let live and so they sat back while the so-called do-gooders of their generation took the reins. It's an indictment but not in the way you mean.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)

519 No, voice is still MIA. Every time I think it's back, I find I still can't talk. Was fun ordering the dog's pills today.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (YynYJ)

Get a person to speak for you. Then you can be like a big time Japanese Boss. 'Eminence Gris' is the term, I think? Could be completely off on that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (3NKiY)

520 So they ship our baby formulas to the boarder amd state American babys and American parents are “hoarders”

What’s with the Dress, is she breastfeeding the reporters as a bon voyage?

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (wAXPw)

521 Avatar 2: Beach Blanket Hair Ball

Posted by: naturalfake

The original movie came out in 2009. The world was A LOT different back then. More than most people realize. I don't think this one will do nearly as well as the first.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (YnEiF)

522 It actually was cut off at 1960 until 1980 or so. They called those last 4 years the tweeners.
Then, we were swallowed into the boomer generation, apparently just to make the rabbit going through the snake look even bigger.
Truly, a kid still riding a trike while Tet is going on doesn't have the same frame of reference as the "classic" boomer
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (MFphb)

I recollect that recently someone proposed the "Generation Jones" set to take care of that grey zone.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

523 October 4, 1957 was the beginning of the space race.

Sputnik 1 was the first artificial Earth satellite. It was launched into an elliptical low Earth orbit by the Soviet Union on 4 October 1957 as part of the Soviet space program. It orbited for three weeks before its batteries ran out.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (GLpYJ)

524 516 That's kind of a zero responsibility attitude towards the state of the country and your progeny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM (b2nrj)
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i didn't teach my kids that, but, that sort of nonsense was rampant in the schools of their day. That and "self esteem."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM (5pTK/)

Gen X and Millenials didn't teach themselves. Although in fairness to the Boomers, they were radicalized by the underaccused Silent Generation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (b2nrj)

525 I don't know a single person my age who approves of Biden. They may not have liked DJT but they damn sure hate what is happening now.
Like I posted earlier, I don't see *any* Biden bumper stickers. Not a one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 06:06 PM (jTmQV)

526 A professor told me once people his age had it the best. He was born in 1940. He was too young to know what was going on with the economic hardships or WW2. But he got to experience the post war boom, and also he was 5 years older than the boomers so he never really to compete with them career wise . He was also a few steps ahead. And because in the late 30s and early 40s births were really low once the 50s and 60s hit, they practically ran the place with very little completion with each other.

Plus they were too old for Vietnam and too young for Korea.

About the sweetest sweet spot there was.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 06:06 PM (OalnH)

527 Cover up your sternum.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2022 05:00 PM (V5J7y)

Withered.Dugs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2022 06:06 PM (NbAIi)

528
"Being born in America in 1950 was winning the time lottery lottery."

And the draft lottery!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 06:01 PM

Actually, for the draft closer to 1952 or 1953. Don't ask and I won't tell how I know that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 06:07 PM (dQvv7)

529 The junta wants to expand the selection of products available under the WIC program to help with the formula shortage. That still doesn't get any formula into the bottle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 06:07 PM (lz5hY)

530 For a good time AND baby formula, check out Ebay, Walmart.com, and Amazon.com. Wheee!

Posted by: Marooned at May 12, 2022 06:07 PM (w6hJ9)

531 I miss Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 05:44 PM (jv87l)

Yeah, but her major in college was "homely".

She was voted most likely to have a kennel named after her in HS.

*ace level cruelty -- 8.6*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 06:08 PM (F0YaR)

532 "Being born in America in 1950 was winning the time lottery lottery."

My mom was born in 1940. That put her at 18 in 1958. Grease. Happy Days. '57 Chevy Bel Aire.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 06:08 PM (jv87l)

533 Generation Fast Attack here, rode the back of the Boomer wave to an early retirement, watching it all begin to burn down now, setting up for an emergency blow in Costa Rica.

Posted by: Commander 66 at May 12, 2022 06:08 PM (TKZuJ)

534 Generation naming was propagated by advertising agencies. Those who believe that crap are those who would more easily believe what they view on TV.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (GLpYJ)

535 Bet Time Tunnel shows are on YouTube

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (2JoB8)

536 530 The junta wants to expand the selection of products available under the WIC program to help with the formula shortage. That still doesn't get any formula into the bottle.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 06:07 PM (lz5hY)

It just causes more dollars to chase the same number of goods.

Basic economic theory. These people are retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY)

537 Don’t fall into the trap of not knowing a single person who likes Biden, therefore nobody likes him. Remember the NYT writer who was shocked Nixon won 49 states because she didn’t know a single Nixon voter.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (OalnH)

538 There is nothing about Joke Bribe'em I approve of.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (uUh0A)

539 re 506:
died of;
died with (no one dies for flu anymore;
died because of (overdosed as his business went bankrupt and his wife left him while his customers were going to Walmart)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (Ynyl9)

540 519 Get a person to speak for you. Then you can be like a big time Japanese Boss. 'Eminence Gris' is the term, I think? Could be completely off on that.

i saw eminent grits open for the oatmeal eschaton at the sugar bowl back in the '90s.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2022 06:10 PM (v3pYe)

541 Jen Psaggy

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2022 06:10 PM (kXYt5)

542 I thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was perfect mom pretty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

543 535 Generation naming was propagated by advertising agencies. Those who believe that crap are those who would more easily believe what they view on TV.

Stereotypes exist because, when describing groups, they tend to be true. Not individuals, but absolutely groups.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (6cwNv)

544 re 532: I always though her face was slightly off angle.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (Ynyl9)

545 Gulf War Syndrome mystery solved: US scientists blame the condition on SARIN gas released into the air when Iraqs chemical weapons cache was bombed.

I was told there were no WMDs.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

546 I don’t know, someone came up with that self esteem horseshit during the mid seventies for us Gen X’ers. (Boomers?)Anyone remember that ghey ass IALAC pins they tried to make you wear and that stupid chant, I Am Lovable And Capable? When we went out for recess we ditched them dumb ass pins played Smear The Queer, Dodgeball and went down metal slides.

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (d/ps/)

547 532 Sarah is looking like a shoe in for Arkansas governor. She's been running some well crafted ads and seems to be very popular. AG Leslie Rutledge shifted from running for gov to the Lt Gov slot. Should be a good combination.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (lz5hY)

548 WHIP INFLATION BY WHIPPING A NAZI, TODAY!

Posted by: Joe "Golden Leg Hairs" Biden at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (FPuSC)

549 I thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was perfect mom pretty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
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I liked Sarah because she was clever and articulate. Goes a long way in my book.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (5pTK/)

550 There is nothing about Joke Bribe'em I approve of.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (uUh0A)

What about his deterioration from smarmy arrogant entitled know-it-all suckass into sad useless confused decrepitude?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (dscaa)

551
11% inflation destroys half your savings in about 6 years.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:04 PM

My wife worked more than 30 years for her fixed pension. By the time Biden (if he's still of the mortal) leaves office it will be worth half of what it is now. Somewhere between now and then we need to get outta Dodge and move down by the river.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (dQvv7)

552 I think the Boomers had three advantages:

Still a decent educational system
Raised by people that worked with their hands and weren't afraid of hard work
Still influenced by those that lived through the Depression.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (YynYJ)

553 No. They're both made up media driven bullshit for small minded people to argue about.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 05:59 PM (F/pgV)

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LOL & Threadwinner.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (MGUf8)

554 ok, I need air and refreshment. Back anon

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 06:12 PM (Ynyl9)

555 546 Gulf War Syndrome mystery solved: US scientists blame the condition on SARIN gas released into the air when Iraqs chemical weapons cache was bombed.

I was told there were no WMDs.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

Someone dig up Jeanene Garofalo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

556 I said "smile a little more" not "dress like a whore."

Posted by: Psaki's Pmom at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (OzNIz)

557 Now I'm kind of thinking pancakes and sausage for dinner.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (vrz2I)

I recommend lots of butter, and an ability to suppress the gag reflex. Don't you have a fence with a knothole, or sumptin?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (F0YaR)

558 I thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was perfect mom pretty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah. There was something about the whole package. How she presented herself, how she carried her self, how she cut with a hammer.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (jv87l)

559 I liked Sarah because she was clever and articulate.

And she seemed like a good woman. That means an awful lot too. She was a keeper, but some other bugger kept her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

560 Gulf War Syndrome mystery solved: US scientists blame the condition on SARIN gas released into the air when Iraqs chemical weapons cache was bombed.

I was told there were no WMDs.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

I'm a little down on "scientists".

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (dscaa)

561 What is Amy Siskind's flag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

She's a proud native of the Greek Isle of Lesbos.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (YnEiF)

562 @546

>>I was told there were no WMDs.

There were WMDs, they were smuggled out by the Russians into Syria but for some reason, The Shrub and his administration never defended themselves against the charge.

If I were the cynical type, I would say they allowed them to be smuggled out to have future casus beli's or some such shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (/rEl7)

563 530 The junta wants to expand the selection of products available under the WIC program to help with the formula shortage. That still doesn't get any formula into the bottle.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 06:07 PM (lz5hY)

It just causes more dollars to chase the same number of goods.

Basic economic theory. These people are retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (3NKiY)
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Not if that is what they want to do... and... they want to do that. The junta, not Biden, is very intelligent, ruthless, creative, and above all else efficient.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (iDcra)

564 Sarah did a good job. She was somewhat unflappable in a tough gig.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (jTmQV)

565 I thought Sarah Huckabee Sanders was perfect mom pretty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

Perfect.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 06:15 PM (yQpMk)

566 Trump releases his first attack ad on Biden:

https://iotwreport.com/anyway/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 06:15 PM (fF2aM)

567 538 Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 12, 2022 06:09 PM (OalnH)

Yes, yes 81 million alleged people are really good at hiding Captain Cognition....

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2022 06:15 PM (Lzpvj)

568 Someone dig up Jeanene Garofalo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 12, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

Can't we leave her down there until she stops breathing?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 06:15 PM (F/pgV)

569 Sarah did a good job. She was somewhat unflappable in a tough gig.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (jTmQV)

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I also liked Kayleigh. That gal had way too much fun running circles around the press.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:15 PM (5pTK/)

570 There were WMDs, they were smuggled out by the Russians into Syria but for some reason,

Smuggle? Hell, the Iraqis convoyed them out the days before dipstick Bush gave them advance warning when the attack would start.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

571 I thought the problem with 'Gulf War Syndrome' was that the symptoms could be almost anything.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 12, 2022 06:16 PM (Ynyl9)

572 563 Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (/rEl7)

When you accept Bush was essentially a paid loser after 04 it all makes sense including his latest antics.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2022 06:16 PM (Lzpvj)

573 I also liked Kayleigh.

Yeah. They had different vibes though. Sarah was like mom in a room full of bratty kids, and Kayleigh was a snarky teenager mocking the idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

574
Smuggle? Hell, the Iraqis convoyed them out the days before dipstick Bush gave them advance warning when the attack would start.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)
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Meh, probably the CIA. GW may not have been directly involved. Though, it did happen on his watch.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (5pTK/)

575 I'm a little down on "scientists".

For the last three decades, I've noticed more and more people use their professional credentials to advance their political ideology. I think I first noticed when the AMA starting getting involved in gun control.

We're going to fly apart as a country. Or kill each other. This can't continue much longer.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (6cwNv)

576 >>> October 4, 1957 was the beginning of the space race.

Sputnik 1 was the first artificial Earth satellite. It was launched into an elliptical low Earth orbit by the Soviet Union on 4 October 1957 as part of the Soviet space program. It orbited for three weeks before its batteries ran out.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2022 06:05 PM (GLpYJ)

I remember reading a long time ago that some one believed a metal access plate mounted on top of an underground nuclear test site was the first extraterrestrial man-made object. There was a grainy early tech high speed video recording of it showing it displaced across a few frames. Based on the film rate and the distance it was thought the plate easily reached escape velocity and is still traveling.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (0fVbu)

577 That's a humanitarian corridor.

Posted by: garrett

The Polish Corridor.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:18 PM (YnEiF)

578 571 Yep. Took a convoy of trucks right into Syria. A lot of people forget about that target getting away.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 12, 2022 06:18 PM (lz5hY)

579 576
For the last three decades, I've noticed more and more people use their professional credentials to advance their political ideology. I think I first noticed when the AMA starting getting involved in gun control.

We're going to fly apart as a country. Or kill each other. This can't continue much longer.
Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (6cwNv)

Or both!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 12, 2022 06:18 PM (b2nrj)

580 nood

NIH

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 06:18 PM (0fVbu)

581 The big problem with the generation stereotypes is that the generations are too large. A gen xer born in 66 has a lot more in common with a boomer born in 64 than either of them do with someone born in 46 or 79.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 12, 2022 06:18 PM (RhvTP)

582 I also liked Kayleigh. That gal had way too much fun running circles around the press.
Posted by: blake

I liked her too. She was more Saturday night party chick. Sarah was more like going home to mama.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 12, 2022 06:19 PM (jv87l)

583
If I were the cynical type, I would say they allowed them to be smuggled out to have future casus beli's or some such shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2022 06:14 PM (/rEl7)

If I were the cynical type I would suggest Shrub and Cheney were not all that concerned about WMD, they just wanted a way to extend perpetual war so their defense industry pals could enrich themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2022 06:19 PM (F/pgV)

584 Yeah. They had different vibes though. Sarah was like mom in a room full of bratty kids, and Kayleigh was a snarky teenager mocking the idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:17 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah, Sarah did some spanking of the media. I think the press was fooled by Kayleigh's youth and her being blond. Oops.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:19 PM (5pTK/)

585 @553 Notsothoreau-the boomers depression era parents were also Gen X’ers grandparents. They passed a lot of that depression era wisdom into them too.

Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2022 06:20 PM (d/ps/)

586 For the last three decades, I've noticed more and more people use their professional credentials to advance their political ideology. I think I first noticed when the AMA starting getting involved in gun control.

Longer than that, even fake credentials like being in The Union of Concerned Scientists. I joined that for, I think, $25 back in the early 80s so I could sign my Letters to the Editor about nuclear modernization as Tobias Took, Union of Concerned Scientists.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

587 Historically, when has a pandemic (or epidemic) NOT been followed by famine and/or war?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, dispensing occasional bits of wisdom

Almost always.

I go on about this quite a bit, but it bears repeating:

There was a continent-wide smallpox epidemic that lasted almost the entire American Revolution and aftermath including the writing and ratification of the US Constitution. Yet, that same Constitution was completely ignored during CoVid.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:21 PM (YnEiF)

588 I've seen it my entire life.
Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (6cwNv)

So we're talking literally weeks of hard-earned experience here, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2022 06:21 PM (hYzEX)

589 Feel sorry for the FOIA redactors. They could be Arkancized (how do you spell that?) for the wrong leak...

Posted by: Iris at May 12, 2022 06:21 PM (DibdT)

590 My lord, I can't believe nobody told Raggedy Jen how utterly unprofessional it was to go on TV like that with her flabby breast cleavage showing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2022 06:22 PM (sVtYq)

591 Meh, probably the CIA.

No, it wasn't some secret hidden thing, he literally told the world when the attack would start on national TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

592 Tricksy Undernood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2022 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

593 I've seen it my entire life.
Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 05:14 PM (6cwNv)

So we're talking literally weeks of hard-earned experience here, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2022 06:21 PM (hYzEX)

50 x 52 - 2 weeks, to be exact. So yeah, you are correct.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:24 PM (6cwNv)

594 No, it wasn't some secret hidden thing, he literally told the world when the attack would start on national TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:23 PM (KZzsI)
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I missed that part. But, I was also pro-GW and WOT back then.

I've evolved since to despising both and the War on Drugs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 12, 2022 06:24 PM (5pTK/)

595 it's an undernood now

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2022 06:25 PM (QzpS1)

596 The only pipelines Joe Biden Likes are the pipelines that aid our adversaries, not our friends.

Posted by: rd

He only makes $400K per year working for Americans. He makes 100 times that every year working for our enemies.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:25 PM (YnEiF)

597 Christopher perfect analogy

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2022 06:25 PM (2JoB8)

598 I missed that part. But, I was also pro-GW and WOT back then. I've evolved since to despising both and the War on Drugs.[/]

Much respect. Most people don't examine their initial assumptions. They're too absolutist.

* tips hat *

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 12, 2022 06:26 PM (6cwNv)

599 I love how a March 8.5% coming down to 8.3% YoY is "inflation is coming down" according to these idiots.

Finally. FINALLY. they actually bent a curve. Hit an inflection point.

True to form they still don't know what it means, even when it happens.

Oh and in case any leftists are reading this all that changed was the rate of INCREASE of inflation. By a tiny whisker.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 12, 2022 06:27 PM (aMA7g)

600 Gulf War Syndrome mystery solved: US scientists blame the condition on SARIN gas released into the air when Iraqs chemical weapons cache was bombed.

I was told there were no WMDs.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 12, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

The way I heard it, German Government sold Sarin to the Iraqis in the lead up to the Iran-Iraq war. The Germans also sold the Iranians chemical weapon gear about that time. Most of it was used then.
The Iraqis later used Sarin on the Kurds.

and of course there were no WMDs in Iraq. It would have begged the question as to how it got there in the first place.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2022 06:31 PM (xhaym)

601 A bangin on boomers thread. Jealousy won't make you better.

Posted by: dartist at May 12, 2022 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

602 Scogg Dog-Glowing out of the dark skies. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2022 06:34 PM (fF2aM)

603 574
Smuggle? Hell, the Iraqis convoyed them out the days before dipstick Bush gave them advance warning when the attack would start.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)
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Meh, probably the CIA. GW may not have been directly involved. Though, it did happen on his watch.
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It was Gerald Riviera all along.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

604 That would mean i couldn't vote in 2020 or 2021 (though I did not get any $ from the gubmint (including stim checks), I did not make enough to pay tax.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2022 05:58 PM (KAi1n)

I'd predicate it upon a 5-year rolling average.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2022 06:40 PM (DBc8r)

605 576
I remember reading a long time ago that some one believed a metal access plate mounted on top of an underground nuclear test site was the first extraterrestrial man-made object. There was a grainy early tech high speed video recording of it showing it displaced across a few frames. Based on the film rate and the distance it was thought the plate easily reached escape velocity and is still traveling.
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Did the film show Wiley Coyote valiantly holding on to that cover plate?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 12, 2022 06:40 PM (qfLjt)

606 I thought the problem with 'Gulf War Syndrome' was that the symptoms could be almost anything.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Gulf War Syndrome is the same as HIV/AIDS and Ground Zero Syndrome.

If you die of TB and have HIV antibodies in your blood, you died of "AIDS". No antibodies you died of TB.

GWS, you die of cancer and were in the gulf during a specific time, you died of GWS. Be part of the same demographic and die of cancer but didn't serve there, you died of cancer. The death rate from cancer in Gulf War I/II vets is the same as in the demographic.

So many diseases that aren't really diseases but membership in certain yuge demographics with an artificial variable tacked on top.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2022 06:45 PM (YnEiF)

607 If you look at school enrollment, class size massively dropped after those born in 1960.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 12, 2022 06:47 PM (dTNMQ)

608 I want to know where the hell she found that dress. The color, the cut, the material. Everything about it sucks.

Nordstrom Rack Room?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 12, 2022 07:32 PM (RK6SY)

609 Interestingly, most historians believe that the 14th century plague was the main reason the Magna Carta and other freedom movements like the reformation were even possible. Suddenly a smaller number of peasants had power they never had before because they were in higher demand and more desperately needed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2022 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

Even for the current crop of historians, thats dumb. The Magna Carta was in 1215, so plagues a century later couldn't affect it, and it was a noble on king affair that had nothing to do with peasants.

The peasants did get a freer hand and some moved to towns in consequence but the reformation was more about the growth of an intellectual group not as tightly bound to religion and the closer links of communication and trade to allow them to compare notes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

610 List your top five presidents and bottom five presidents. Look up how they did with the ladies. I think that will assuage any doubts that repealing the 19th wouldn't be the beginning of a golden age of glory and enlightenment. We'll be racing towards all four Civ 5 victory conditions.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 12, 2022 06:02 PM (44ww/)

James Buchannon, the worst president, was a Bachelor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 12, 2022 09:27 PM (eoQWY)

611 They're begging for a JAN 6 x 1000.

Posted by: golfman at May 13, 2022 04:50 PM (hOMhY)

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Posted by: euridyce at May 14, 2022 09:33 AM (ald/s)

613 >> 74 i can't believe I'm going to say this, but,
>> "Put your tits away, Madame."

I don't see any... there's just a couple of a flapjacks. Or... is that a xylophone?

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