Sports Illustrated Has the Perfect Models for the Swimsuit Issue: The Hotties of the WNBA (And They're Here to Talk About <i>Social Justice</i>, Too!)

Sports Illustrated Has the Perfect Models for the Swimsuit Issue: The Hotties of the WNBA (And They're Here to Talk About Social Justice, Too!)

Well, I'll say this: Some of them look okay, and it's better than what they've been putting in the swimsuit issue recently, which is dudes in wigs.

But obviously none of them are eye-candy for men.

But that's the point: Men aren't allowed pleasure any longer. Men's pleasure is sinful.

Woke feminist women are here to take all pleasure away from men and replace that with stern indoctrination.

This caption runs with the photo:

"These players not only dominate on the court but are tirelessly leading the charge in speaking out on social justice issues- fighting for racial justice and equality and working together to create sustainable change." -- @mj_day

Ooh, fun.

And who is "MJ_Day"?

MJ Day she/her
Editor, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

Great. You're doing a bang-up job taking over male entertainment properties, ladies.

I think it's just great that the Swimsuit Issue now exists solely to "challenge men's conception of what female beauty" is.

Notice that men are no longer allowed to enjoy anything without having our conceptions "challenged." Weird how women's conceptions and desires are constantly constantly pandered to, while men's are perpetually "challenged."

Now, if you thought that just having some unconventionally-unattractive women in the swimsuit issue to "challenge men's standards of beauty" would be the end of it, boy, you are living in the Fool's Paradise of 2019, buddy.

No, you're also going to need to Listen to your Lecture.

One of the WNBA's top players hailed the issue as a victory for social justice, or something, in a word salad.
"We represent a variety of things: of course women, women of color, members of the LGBTQIA2+ community and much more...

WNBA players? Women of color and lesbian? For real?!

Holy shit, walls are spinning, reality is melting all around me, my sense of self is dissolving and I don't know how to feel any longer...

"The [Swimsuit] issue for so many years has been iconic and has represented a lot for women," declared Sue Bird.

No it didn't, it meant exactly nothing to women. But it meant something to men, and angry, bitter, resentful feminist women knew that.

So it had to be taken away from men.

"Now you are seeing an evolution in what that can mean and what that can look like, and I think the WNBA players being a part of that is what makes it special. There is no better group of women to showcase that evolution."

I changed my mind. Let the trannies play against them. I want to see this Stunning and Brave idiot get powerdunked on by a six foot eight nine auroch-in-lipstick named Chloe.

And the issue continues Yass Kweening throughout.

I don't have any problem celebrating older women with caesarean section scars, but again, I notice that nothing that women like is being taken away from them to empower unconventionally-attractive men.

Outkick the Coverage has more, including this:

And starting this year, SI announced it would only work with "brands who are helping drive gender equality forward" and that the iconic swimsuit issue is "changing the cost of doing business from a monetary value to a currency of doing good."

I'm a broken record with this, but men's entertainment can only justify its existence by agitating for political causes that please women. Pleasing men is not enough. In fact, pleasing men, of itself, is sinful and ugly and crude.

Women's entertainment does not have to justify itself. Pleasing women is enough.

Ah, I'm enjoying the corporate media sacrificing male properties on the bonfire of #MeToo and driving their value to zero. Burn, Hollywood, Burn.

Meanwhile, Rich Strike -- the 80-1 underdog that only entered the field of the Kentucky Derby the day before the race because another horse scratched, and then pulled off an amazing upset -- will not run in the Preakness.

The horse will be rested so it can focus on the Belmont Stakes.

Grumble, no chance of a Triple Crown.

Sad.

This is infuriating: the owner of Rich Strike posted a joke a few weeks back about Kamala Harris.

Which has prompted ESPN to... do an "investigation" into him, looking to cancel him.

ESPN couldn't make the Kentucky Derby about race, so they switched to politics.
On Wednesday, during an Outside the Lines episode, ESPN host John Barr interviewed Eric Reed , Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike's trainer, and asked Reed if he had ever tweeted anything remotely negative about Vice President Kamala Harris.

He had -- or at least someone with his name had -- which ESPN knew, because they'd done the Real Journalism of doing a Twitter search on him.

And they were ready to spring their gotcha on him.

Eric Reed was asked about this tweet on ESPN just now. Didn’t seem interested in answering. https://t.co/VwlykHw5XH pic.twitter.com/vlaOqpfXvr
— Ben Koo (@bkoo) May 11, 2022

Oh good, ESPN is setting up another lecture about Stunning and Brave women for us.

Reed denied the tweet was his.

It's about time we start funding organizations to start collecting scalps from the media.

How long do they think people are going to put up with this for before we start putting money into a kitty to pay for private detectives and our own social media "Real Journalists"?

Meanwhile, the Washington Post -- corporate newsletter and personal bully-bat of Jeff Bezos, the clownish billionaire Lothario and Silicon Valley tech asshole -- is attempting to bully the video game industry into taking a stance on abortion:

As I keep saying: No male pastime is permitted to exist unless it can justify its existence by becoming a propaganda mill for leftwing political causes, particularly leftwing feminist causes. Women don't like videogames, therefore men should not play videogames, therefore videogames should not exist unless videogames turn themselves into platforms for constant leftwing feminist propaganda.

Only by doing that do they justify their existence. Men are not allowed to experience pleasure unless they are simultaneously being indoctrinated in leftwing feminist/LGBT political doctrine.

Are there any female entertainments or hobbies which are pressurized to include pro-second-amendment messaging? No, of course not; that's just the punchline of an old Maddox video.

It's only men who receive this second-class-citizen, second-class-human treatment.

And it's the media the tech monopolies which are responsible for pressuring all corporations to impose San Francisco Woke Autocracy on us, using corporations as their enforcement thugs.

And who is central to both of those? Jeff Fucking Bezos.

The Washington Post has been the worst, wokest Bad Actor for the last ten years. It has pushed every nasty Puritan Woke Pogrom in the country for a decade.

It's time for conservatives to get behind a push to unionize Amazon and to start seriously pushing to brand Amazon a monopoly in both the the online sales sector and the internet infrastructure sector.

"Libertarian" my ass. This cocksucker is an authoritarian Maoist revolutionary.

Posted by: Ace at 01:28 PM

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1 Ultra first

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:28 PM (4MP+l)

2 Nooded

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (4MP+l)

3 Ummmm

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (aQ25I)

4 Hat trick!

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:29 PM (4MP+l)

5 Gray and slanty.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

6 Rats

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (4MP+l)

7 Not Trannies It looks

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (0FDtL)

8 SI is dead and doesn't realize it. ESPN sucks ass.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (rJ48h)

9 What a bunch of losers. It's taken a decade, but they are finally dealing ESPN the death blows it deserves. Everything Disney touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 13, 2022 01:30 PM (nsxaM)

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (SH2Zi)

11 As I keep saying: No male pastime is permitted to exist unless it can justify its existence by becoming a propaganda mill for leftwing political causes, particularly leftwing feminist causes. Women don't like videogames, therefore men should not play videogames, therefore videogames should not exist unless videogames turn themselves into platforms for constant leftwing feminist propaganda.

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"You read my newsletter!"
-That one chick

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

12 None of those chicks could dunk on a decent high school team.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

13 Slanty!

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 13, 2022 01:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

14 "none of them are eye-candy for men."

Lower left lady looks fine, except tats.

Posted by: gp sakazakii at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (qpX6U)

15 A fool and his Italican comments are soon parted.

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (786Ro)

16 it's expected to sell 6 copies

Posted by: Jenn's Cleavage at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (M+Lyo)

17 Not one of them mentioned world peace? Fail.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (5kI0z)

18 So many possible riffs on that picture, so few hours in the day to speak without going hoarse.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (TNyrE)

19 Guys with wigs or chicks without tits

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (BFigT)

20 SI Swimsuit has been a dumpster fire for a while.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (SH2Zi)

21 17 Not one of them mentioned world peace? Fail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (5kI0z)

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Well, if any of them talked about killing all whites, it'd be pretty close, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

22 SI's new target market - solely lesbians?

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 Gaming industry is staying quiet because they're smart enough to know kids play a lot of video games. No kids, no sales.

And it figures the one woman in that shoot I think looks even slightly attractive is a lesbian.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 01:32 PM (SchxB)

24 The lady with the thigh tat could back you up to the basket like Sir Charles.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (rJ48h)

25 Understand one of them is sporting a Caesarian scar as well. Where have you gone Cheryl Tiegs, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (GVDNJ)

26 It's time for conservatives to get behind a push to unionize Amazon and to start seriously pushing to brand Amazon a monopoly in both the the online sales sector and the internet infrastructure sector.

"Libertarian" my ass. This cocksucker is an authoritarian Maoist revolutionary.

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Private unions everywhere. Every Fortune 500 company.

Today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

27 Sports Illustrated used to have THE hottest women in the world. Christie Brinkley, Elle MacPherson, Molly Sims. Now they have these...things .

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

28 *Looks at screen*

*Looks down at sandwich*

*Looks back at screen*

*Throws sandwich in trash*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (Qy7kP)

29 The Italicans have landed!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (BtPzX)

30 What with the swimsuits that look like a toddler hacked up a leotard with scissors?

Posted by: irright at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (SchQD)

31 Hey you know the last time I cared what a woman in a swimsuit or who played in some sport thought was Never 28th, 19shutthefuckup.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (ymYGq)

32 27 Sports Illustrated used to have THE hottest women in the world. Christie Brinkley, Elle MacPherson, Molly Sims. Now they have these...things .
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

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At least none are in string bikinis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

33 I'm still here in the previous post...

You know you want to!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (AJLeZ)

34 Mr. Reed must have thought no one would ever have a reason to read his old twatts. The Derby win was great though.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (MzKgG)

35 the iconic swimsuit issue is "changing the cost of doing business from a monetary value to a currency of doing good."

If I help you fold the laundry, I get the magazine for free?

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (786Ro)

36 The one on the lower left is cute. Hate the tats though.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (AKvgO)

37 Bottom left. Please to crop just the bottom left?

I'm sure they're all very nice. But if the point is swimsuits, which should involve some aspect of physical beauty then bottom left. And they put her on the ground.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (QzpS1)

38 Nobody watches the worthless WNBA, and nobody's going to buy this stupid mag with a bunch of fugly lesbos on the cover either.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (S7une)

39 what demographic is SI playing to with these swimsuit 'models'?

cuz it ain't hetero male sports fans who like pretty girls

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (geLO8)

40 wait are you saying none of those WNBA models are actually male?!?! I'm pretty sure there's already a Will Thomas in there

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (w0NJk)

41
Reed denied the tweet was his.

The avatar looks nothing like him, more like the guy from the beer commercial.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (dQvv7)

42 Last time I got the Swimsuit issue Kathy Ireland was the cover model. Glad I kept my memories pure.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (4TZI4)

43 Um... well a couple of them aren't awful looking. I don't mean to disparage these ladies, as they have no control over how they were born looking. But really, Sports Illustrated?

This is your response to plunging subscriptions? Driving away customers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

44 I'll pass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (d0Qel)

45 I think I've met all of these chicks at Walmart.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (g/54t)

46 marketing towards the lesbian demographic

what could go wrong!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (w0NJk)

47 Please bring back Manon Von Gerkan.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (QYPq3)

48 That's what they always say right? Take something over, wear it as a swimsuit and demand respect?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (ymYGq)

49 >>>12 None of those chicks could dunk on a decent high school team.

most professional women basketball players can't dunk against an unguarded basket. I mean, that's just true. They just can't jump that high.

neither can I. But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

50 The women aren't bad
but the bathing suits are incredibly unflattering.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

51 The one on the bottom left isn't too bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (FVME7)

52 Tattoos on women are so hot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (2OL6m)

53 > auroch-in-lipstick

I had to google auroch. Impressive beasts.

My favorite relatively recently extinct beast is the Siberian Unicorn.

Check this big bastard out: https://bit.ly/3PjCZGd

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (eyxn4)

54 I don't find any of those women to be physically attractive

imo ymmv

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (geLO8)

55 having our conceptions "challenged."

This is also the story of Roe vs. Wade.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)

56 Remember when you got a Football Phone after subscribing to SI? That was great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (g/54t)

57 Dustbowl part Deux:

Nattering Habob of Negativity sweeps through Sioux Falls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (bg3iC)

58 Too. Many. White. Wymen.

And not enough fatties.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (iDcra)

59 OK, bottom left on ground isn't repulsive...she's got that going for her. But not exactly hot...

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (S7une)

60 I'm really gonna need Ms. Bird to explain to me exactly what inequities and inequalities women are suffering. And she will need to show her work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (DRSnL)

61 SI was even a stepping stone to acting back when.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2022 01:36 PM (jQ4Vv)

62 Why not beach volleyball, or figure skaters? Danica Patrick, you know, some of the very attractive and feminine athletes.

They wanted lesbians, would be my guess.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (SNXI+)

63 37 Bottom left. Please to crop just the bottom left?

I'm sure they're all very nice. But if the point is swimsuits, which should involve some aspect of physical beauty then bottom left. And they put her on the ground.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:34 PM (QzpS1)

She'd be the only physically attractive one of the bunch if she weren't covered in FUCKING TATS DAMMIT.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (DTX3h)

64 "As Roe v. Wade repeal looms, video game industry stays mostly quiet"

How many abortion games are out there, for Masturbatin' Pete's sake?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

65 The only reason SI had half its subscribers was the swimsuit issue. Who knows who even reads it anymore.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (ymYGq)

66 Chicks like these are rear entry only.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (g/54t)

67
It's not the SI "Swimsuit Issue". It's the 2022 "Skinsuit Issue".

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (6eRlp)

68 Lol. So, SI is no longer about sports. This is like opening a can of beer nuts only to find a pair of man panties inside instead of beer nuts. Mister Peanut is ni longer selling nuts, but social justice.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (3Or4S)

69 I'm all for NBA benchwarmers putting on lipstick and making the WNBA watchable. These lesbians wouldn't know what hit 'em.

"LITERALLY, BECAUSE THEY'RE LESBIANS AND WHAT HIT THEM WOULD BE DICKS" - BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)

70 The Longest Wank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (dNqv+)

71 But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

Stunning, Brave, and Cruel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (Y5qcH)

72 I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

There's always your war record, you're going to be dripping in Uke poon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (V6f9+)

73 There's no blue check on that Twitter account either. Not sure how famous you need to be to get that

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (5HBd1)

74 The one on the lower left is cute. Hate the tats though.
Posted by: BurtTC

You're a glass half full kind of guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (FVME7)

75 oops

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

76 Softball team swimsuit edition next

Posted by: NCKate at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (2oJif)

77 ESPN has tried to turn every single event away from sports and toward the most woke, perverted, anti-American subject it can.

No wonder they have lost the majority of their subscribers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (5kI0z)

78 As the Crisis in Ukraine worsens, the Boy Scouts are silent!

As the slumping rations in professional sports accelerate, the public employee unions remain silent!

Let's combine two totally unrelated topics and pretend its news!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

79 oh yeah! the italicans are BACK baby!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (w0NJk)

80 But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM

You have the Ghost of Endor to do your talking for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)

81 Please bring back Manon Von Gerkan.

the good old days

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (j5Tg0)

82
more italicans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (V6f9+)

83 49 >>>12 None of those chicks could dunk on a decent high school team.

most professional women basketball players can't dunk against an unguarded basket. I mean, that's just true. They just can't jump that high.

neither can I. But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

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My brother worked for the University of Tennessee athletic department filming athletic events. He witnessed many women's basketball scrimmage matches between the men's and women's teams. The men were not allowed to jump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

84 I'm really gonna need Ms. Bird to explain to me exactly what inequities and inequalities women are suffering. And she will need to show her work.
Posted by: Jordan61

And her boobs....

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (arJlL)

85 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

I HUNGER, COWARD!

Posted by: The Barrel at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)

86 Barrel, here I come, Italicized!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

87 Sue Bird has no jobberdoos.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (U2+zT)

88 It must be annoying for American men who still pay attention to Sports Illustrated, but at some point you get outrage fatigue. You'd be much more original and much less angry pointing out that this is a disease endemic to New York publishing: literal terminal convergence as their Owners sacrifice profit for The Message. It's the final sign of society in decay, and only once the cause of the pathology is found can it be treated (by eradicating the cancer).

Posted by: trev006 at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (8A7u+)

89 another example of boomers screwing things up by using up the hottie allocation back in the 80's

Posted by: x at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (uQFwj)

90
Bottom right has the thunder thighs.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (dQvv7)

91 Jerkin for Gerkan!

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (4MP+l)

92 I look forward to the Pitch Meeting episode for this issue.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (AJLeZ)

93 We can also mention here that Brittany Grimes is still detained in Russia for having hash vape in her luggage.

And according to the report we are thinking about exchanging an actual bad guy arms dealer for her.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (jQ4Vv)

94 ESPN has tried to turn every single event away from sports and toward the most woke, perverted, anti-American subject it can.

Yeah I don't know exactly when it happened (or why) but one day they suddenly were all about inclusivity, LGBQWERTY and all the rest of the woke crap. It was like someone flipped a big lever in the control room. They went from "here's the sports" to "here's why you're wrong"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

95 At least none are in string bikinis.

Can't use strings when you need cables.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (SchxB)

96 >>>neither can I. But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

This is not the Ghost of Endor that we have all come to know and, you know, sometimes read.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (QYPq3)

97 You have to admit, it does make a certain kind of logic. Men and lesbians are both attracted to women, so they like looking at the same women right? Right?

Posted by: wodun at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (lFga6)

98 89 another example of boomers screwing things up by using up the hottie allocation back in the 80's
Posted by: x at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (uQFwj)

But mostly the feminism.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (tt9eU)

99 Do they really need to say both "inequities and inequalities" at the same time?

That's stupid and retarded.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (Y5qcH)

100 It's about time we start funding organizations to start collecting scalps from the media.

How long do they think people are going to put up with this for before we start putting money into a kitty to pay for private detectives and our own social media "Real Journalists"?

Ace has seen my dreams. I want a Wikileaks focused solely on Journos.

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (786Ro)

101 Men are not allowed to experience pleasure unless they are simultaneously being indoctrinated in leftwing feminist/LGBT political doctrine.

Does furiously fapping to lez pron count? Asking for,,uh,,a term paper.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (NsE9F)

102 The only thing missing from that stable in the photo is John F'ing Kerry in a Speedo.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (93Arc)

103 > None of those chicks could dunk on a decent high school team.

I played pickup ball with Kate Starbird a few times. She had a solid three point shot, but otherwise she was pretty easily shut down. She played several years in the WNBA.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (eyxn4)

104 The video game industry is ridiculously woke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (FVME7)

105 Interestingly, SI does not appear to make a profit anymore.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (yQpMk)

106 Soon, all mint-condition SI swimsuit issues pre-2000 will be worth a fortune, rivaling Mickey Mantle and Nolan Ryan rookie baseball cards.

In the early 90s, I had a 20 second QuickTime video of Kathy Ireland and her giving some comments on a SI shoot she did (showing her posing, of course). I had it set to play every time I started up my Mac.

Those were the days...

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (TNyrE)

107 wait are you saying none of those WNBA models are actually male?!?! I'm pretty sure there's already a Will Thomas in there
Posted by: Black Orchid

John Boy ?

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (arJlL)

108 You'd be much more original and much less angry pointing out that this is a disease endemic to New York publishing

Its so bizarre to watch though. Publishing is in a crisis right now, they're losing money every year, more and more. Magazines are packed with advertising, cost a mint to buy, and still can barely make any money. Circulation and subscriptions have cratered like Wiley E Coyote off a cliff.

And their response is to... deliberately drive away customers and put out awful content???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

109 Oh no. Fred Ward RIP.

I always loved Cast a Deadly Spell.

"What makes me special is I'm my own man. When I started out I said there were things I'd do and things I wouldn't do. A lot of guys start out like that, and a lot of them sell out along the way. But the more who fall, the easier it gets. "See, look, everybody compromises, everybody cheats, everybody uses magic." So they empty their ideals out of their pockets and get down to the job of sticking it to their neighbors before they stick it to them, because that's that way it's done. To all of which I say nuts. My collar may be a little frayed, and maybe I need a shoeshine. But nobody's got a mortgage on my soul. I own it. Free and clear."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (dNqv+)

110 I look forward to the Pitch Meeting episode for this issue.

Producer: How are we gonna get SI to put ugly lesbians in the Swimsuit Issue?

Writer: It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (ZGrMX)

111 Men need the SI swimsuit issue like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (U2+zT)

112 the iconic swimsuit issue is "changing the cost of doing business from a monetary value to a currency of doing good."
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Great. Now why don't you change the cost of doing business to my member?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (ymYGq)

113 104 The video game industry is ridiculously woke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:40 PM (FVME7)

Waiting for the Kermit Gosnel game. Not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

114 105 Interestingly, SI does not appear to make a profit anymore.
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Most magazines don't. Dittos Newspapers. They are loss leaders at best,anity projects at worst.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (g/54t)

115 Not even the lesbians who watch the WNBA wi find this sexy.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (BJKQV)

116 >>>Last time I got the Swimsuit issue Kathy Ireland was the cover model. Glad I kept my memories pure.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (4TZI4)

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Kathy Ireland (those eyes), Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter. There are no others (at least for me).

Posted by: Turn Two at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (jPtGI)

117 i play video games to get the hell away from "today's issues," fer chrissakes, and prefer to look at attractive women in swimsuits; that said, lower-left woman is gorgeous.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (if1TT)

118 Another fond memory of my yewt destroyed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (rFHGs)

119 112 the iconic swimsuit issue is "changing the cost of doing business from a monetary value to a currency of doing good."
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Great. Now why don't you change the cost of doing business to my member?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (ymYGq)

~~$20~~ $200 same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

120 I cut the cord.

Posted by: Wireless mouse at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

121 neither can I. But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

You're also Fierce and Unique.

Posted by: WiNO at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (EpDzw)

122 And I agree those suits are... really random. Like they are all a standard one piece that someone cut random parts out of and hemmed. LOOK AT MY GENIUS!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

123 > The only reason SI had half its subscribers was the swimsuit issue.

Teenaged bonhomme paid for SI swimsuit edition a couple of years in a row. Those were the only SI magazines I ever paid for.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (eyxn4)

124 They've already had chicks with dicks. So...

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (hObqH)

125 I think the only video game company that responded was Activision, which makes since considering their long history of producing abortions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (FfnE5)

126 I bet women bowlers are hotter than these chicks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (g/54t)

127 The one on the bottom left is cute. Most black guys would die for the one on the bottom right (big thighs, smaller waist).

No additional comments.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (RlQ2m)

128 I always loved Cast a Deadly Spell.

"What makes me special is I'm my own man. When I started out I said there were things I'd do and things I wouldn't do. A lot of guys start out like that, and a lot of them sell out along the way. But the more who fall, the easier it gets. "See, look, everybody compromises, everybody cheats, everybody uses magic." So they empty their ideals out of their pockets and get down to the job of sticking it to their neighbors before they stick it to them, because that's that way it's done. To all of which I say nuts. My collar may be a little frayed, and maybe I need a shoeshine. But nobody's got a mortgage on my soul. I own it. Free and clear."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:41 PM (dNqv+)
+1

I think that movie did 'modern magic' better than any other. Plus great performances from David Warner and Clancy Brown

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (V6f9+)

129 pic two hours past closing time

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)

130 117 i play video games to get the hell away from "today's issues," fer chrissakes, and prefer to look at attractive women in swimsuits; that said, lower-left woman is gorgeous.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (if1TT)

She's the only cute on in the batch. Home "she" doesn't have extra stuff in the swimsuit, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

131 I wonder how the Woke players in the WNBA will feel about inclusion when they're asked to play against men who think they're women.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (BJKQV)

132 Eventually the SI Swimsuit Issue will feature only pics of swimsuits.

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (786Ro)

133 Last time I got the Swimsuit issue Kathy Ireland was the cover model. Glad I kept my memories pure.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes
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Went to high school with her. Still have that SI swimsuit issue and it is not cemented together.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (iDcra)

134 My first reaction to the pic was hefty, hefty, hefty.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (rFHGs)

135 121 neither can I. But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

You're also Fierce and Unique.
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Don't forget cruel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (g/54t)

136 ESPN is D*sney.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (bg3iC)

137 Ace, while you are mostly right about women's magazines not challenging women, we do have to now put up with MEN selected as various 'women of the year.'

We have to listen to how, say, Caitlin Jenner, exemplifies female athleticism and empowerment, or how Laverne Cox should get best actress Emmy blah blah stunning and brave blah.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (SNXI+)

138 Cheryl Tiegs was my fav from SI Swimsuit
they don't make 'em like that anymore
https://tinyurl.com/yja7w253

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (geLO8)

139 The Dream Team: https://tinyurl.com/mw9pnvxd

SFW

Posted by: Turn Two at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (PILuS)

140 127 The one on the bottom left is cute. Most black guys would die for the one on the bottom right (big thighs, smaller waist).

No additional comments.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (RlQ2m)

Hrm, suspiciously in the know about male tastes.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (tt9eU)

141 But I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM

In fairness, the time for talking is over.

Cover me, Porkins!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

142 I don't have a problem with tats. Women have a pretty strong personal connection with their body art and it makes them feel nice, I'm ok with that. My thing is they put her fine self and cute smile on the bottom with the others hulking over her.

The decisions they make, at every step, they're destroying beauty. And there's not anywhere enough of it in this world now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (QzpS1)

143 Sue Bird is white, right? That gibberjabber she's spouting is a long winded "sorry I'm white" mess.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (XU274)

144 NYT says tattoos are illegal in South Korea. Hmmm, who knew?

Posted by: gp sakazakii at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (qpX6U)

145 It’s really infuriating, it really is.

There are in fact some good looking ladies in the WNBA. The only one I can actually name is a rookie for the Seattle Storm… and I only know this because she was from my alma mater. I don’t know if she is “hot” per se, but she’s pretty easy on the eyes and actually plays hard. And she posted a ten minute long video of her rocking a bikini not too long ago and yep, she was the best looking on the trip.

So a “WNBA swimsuit edition” doesn’t need to be bad, it could work! But they are determined to ruin it.

How long until having a SI swimsuit edition will be a sign you are gay and your mom would prefer to find a Hustler under your mattress instead?

Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (tgIla)

146 I'm actually kinda OK with them being on the cover since they are female athletes. (No trannies, right?)

For my reaction to their SJW nonsense, see: Chet Hanks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (RlQ2m)

147 You used to be able to mail in the subscription card and get the first 4 issues free. If you timed it just right and sent it in right after the super bowl, you'd get the swimsuit issue free and then you could cancel. Which I may have done a few times as a teenager.

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (j5Tg0)

148 "I notice that nothing that women like is being taken away from them to empower unconventionally-attractive men."

Pete Davidson?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

149 Damn, do I miss women's roller derby. That was sports.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (g/54t)

150 132 Eventually the SI Swimsuit Issue will feature only pics of swimsuits.

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:43 PM (786Ro)

For some reason that reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

151 What an ugly bunch.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (qfLjt)

152 127 The one on the bottom left is cute. Most black guys would die for the one on the bottom right (big thighs, smaller waist).

No additional comments.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:42 PM (RlQ2m)

I agree with your assessment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (dNqv+)

153 >>My first reaction to the pic was hefty, hefty, hefty.

mine was "keep them dogies movin', Rawhide..."

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (geLO8)

154 If you're gonna be girthy

be a cock, not a thigh

Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)

155 So who is buying the wammenz swimsuit edition?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (rjpjQ)

156 I kid
I know they are human females

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (geLO8)

157 No Asians on the team? Non-inclusive, rasis h8ters!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (3Or4S)

158 I saw Dudes in Wigs open for Men Without Hats in Montreal in 1981.

Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (tu3iY)

159 But that's the point: Men aren't allowed pleasure any longer. Men's pleasure is sinful. Woke feminist women are here to take all pleasure away from men and replace that with stern indoctrination.
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This is absurd and deeply offensive. The "joy" of the lustful Male Gaze landing on a picture of a woman who satisfies a patriarchal hetero-historical standard of normative beauty that is defined by traditional fertility markers is not joy at all. It deprives the women subjected to the Gaze - and who erroneously and sadly choose to pursue the Gaze - of acceptance as agents with character, ambition or the ability to choose. It reduces women to objects where "beauty" is reflective only of their ability to carry children - and the implication that they *must* do so to be accepted.

It's offensive and cruel. The "pleasure" of chauvinists is paid for with the very humanity of those they objectify. That is a price that is too high to pay. This is not about taking away the pleasure of men, it's about restoring to women their fundamental humanity and agency and freeing them from a standard of beauty that says that they are either walking baby factories or they have no value.

Posted by: Your Kid's Gender Studies Professor at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

160 >>>We have to listen to how, say, Caitlin Jenner, exemplifies female athleticism and empowerment, or how Laverne Cox should get best actress Emmy blah blah stunning and brave blah.

ah... okay. Yeah, I forgot: Women's magazines ARE the worst.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (0G13K)

161 146 I'm actually kinda OK with them being on the cover since they are female athletes. (No trannies, right?)

For my reaction to their SJW nonsense, see: Chet Hanks.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (RlQ2m)

I think SI has done trannies. Or maybe that was Playboy. Or both.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (tt9eU)

162 Christie Brinkley, Carol Alt, Kathy Ireland, Paulina Porizkova, Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, Cheryl Tiegs that era was tops, even if wonders like Kate Upton was just a gleam in her daddy's eye then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

163 Kathy Ireland. The Alien from L.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

164 117 i play video games to get the hell away from "today's issues," fer chrissakes, and prefer to look at attractive women in swimsuits; that said, lower-left woman is gorgeous.
Posted by: alias quint&jessel

No escapes allowed. You will be assaulted until you become an activist ally. But not too activist that you overshadow lgbt pocs, unless they need you to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (bg3iC)

165 >>>Cheryl Tiegs was my fav from SI Swimsuit
they don't make 'em like that anymore
https://tinyurl.com/yja7w253
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:44 PM (geLO

=====

All-American girl type FTW.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (PILuS)

166 Hrm, suspiciously in the know about male tastes.

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (SchxB)

167 >>>So who is buying the wammenz swimsuit edition?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (rjpjQ)

85% of Congress.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (QYPq3)

168 156 I kid
I know they are human females
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (geLO

Send the human females away! If any are brought to my tent, I will have you staked out for the Zor!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

169 Ewww. As an 'ette I can appreciate a picture of a hunky guy showing off ab and leg muscles or a picture of a fellow female with a thought of "I never looked that good even at 19, oh well" But all these SI pics are gross.

It doesn't help that the swimsuits themselves are FUGLY and as an ette even having attractive women in them wouldn't help me a huge amount but all of those models? athletes? whatever are unattractive and it would take a lot more than any modern swimsuit for it to be less so.

I think this utter BS of magazines putting ugly pictures on their covers and daring anyone to say so is worse than the "2+2 =5" from the novel 1984. They started it with Michelle Obama. I saw some pictures of her looking "politician attractive" with my own two eyes but she or her staff selected a lot of ugly stuff to wear, and then the photographers took pictures of her scowling in them. which got put on magazine covers and it was understood "you'll be called racist if you point out that that outfit is ugly or that it dis-flatters Ms. Obama or even that the scowl makes her face unappealing"

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (3cGpq)

170 The problem was never the objectification of women.

It was that certain people wanted to be the ones doing the objectifying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (6FeV1)

171 contra-point: 'Women's Health' magazine has a naked Hilary Duff on the cover.

Rowr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

172 I'm waiting for the fat, ugly, lesbian Tomb Raider.

Who hasn't pined for more and more unattractive women in scanty outfits?

Hell, I won't let my children view broadcast television shows anymore just due to the commercials with them in it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (5kI0z)

173 160 >>>We have to listen to how, say, Caitlin Jenner, exemplifies female athleticism and empowerment, or how Laverne Cox should get best actress Emmy blah blah stunning and brave blah.

ah... okay. Yeah, I forgot: Women's magazines ARE the worst.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (0G13K)

But that's women doing evil to other women (which honestly, what does anyone expect out of a Women's magazine?). This is women dicking over men! Which I guess is also something of a routine.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (tt9eU)

174 >>>146 I'm actually kinda OK with them being on the cover since they are female athletes. (No trannies, right?)

with respect the Swimsuit Issue was not about female athletes, it was about female *models.*

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (0G13K)

175 148 "I notice that nothing that women like is being taken away from them to empower unconventionally-attractive men."

Pete Davidson?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022

Bad boy that makes daddy angry and has a fat wallet.

Same as it ever was.

But he makes me laugh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (rjpjQ)

176 As I keep saying: No male pastime is permitted to exist unless it can justify its existence by becoming a propaganda mill for leftwing political causes, particularly leftwing feminist causes. Women don't like videogames, therefore men should not play videogames, therefore videogames should not exist unless videogames turn themselves into platforms for constant leftwing feminist propaganda.
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Male spaces are exclusionary and hateful and bigoted and unjust and cruel and must be made unisexual spaces. Female spaces are empowering and don't you dare try to wedge your man ass into them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (DU+/6)

177 I saw Aurochs In Lipstick open for the Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.

Posted by: fluffy at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (UnQlg)

178
Ace has seen my dreams. I want a Wikileaks focused solely on Journos.
Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (786Ro)

Operation Pipewrench.

*sigh*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (n+4am)

179 WELP:

@MarinaMedvin

Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

180 157 No Asians on the team? Non-inclusive, rasis h8ters!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 01:45 PM (3Or4S)

If Yao Ming goes tranny...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

181 159 But that's the point: Men aren't allowed pleasure any longer. Men's pleasure is sinful. Woke feminist women are here to take all pleasure away from men and replace that with stern indoctrination.
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Just go to You Porn and pull ups Mistress T.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (g/54t)

182 I vote that guys who look like Jason Alexander or Steve Buscemi be cast as the love interest in all future Hollywood chick flicks.

For fairness.

At least Bird is bangable, though "bangable" is a long way away from SI-quality (if you ignore the woketard cray-cray, understood).

The others? Not with a stolen dick. They aren't even the same species as Paulina Porizkova.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (bW8dp)

183 Only by doing that do they justify their existence. Men are not allowed to experience pleasure unless they are simultaneously being indoctrinated in leftwing feminist/LGBT political doctrine.
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Which is, of course, not pleasurable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)

184 If anything has a long track record of guaranteed merchandising frenzy, it's certainly the WNBA.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (DIB3v)

185 I always loved Cast a Deadly Spell

It was a well done urban fantasy film, an extreme rarity, as Hollywood cannot seem to comprehend fantasy and urban fantasy is just utterly alien to their thought processes. Even their best attempts (Bright) are a mess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

186 Most for-Women literature written be women seems like a thinly veiled attempt at sabotage by encouraging poor life choices. Or maybe that's just how women think.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (tt9eU)

187 176 Male spaces are exclusionary and hateful and bigoted and unjust and cruel and must be made unisexual spaces. Female spaces are empowering and don't you dare try to wedge your man ass into them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (DU+/6)

==========

Trans-women only spaces are the only true justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

188 179 WELP:

@MarinaMedvin

Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
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He's gonna love Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (g/54t)

189 I'm just surprised the WNBA is still in business.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (Y5qcH)

190 The good news is that Christy Brinkley and Paulina Pourizcova are still putting out pictures of themselves in bikinis, so we dont need to click on SIs website of androgynous thingamabobs.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (BoQiD)

191 179 WELP:

@MarinaMedvin

Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

=========

Huh. That guy left UVA and got a job at Johns Hopkins, huh? Failing upward really is a thing on the left, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

192 172 I'm waiting for the fat, ugly, lesbian Tomb Raider.

Who hasn't pined for more and more unattractive women in scanty outfits?

Hell, I won't let my children view broadcast television shows anymore just due to the commercials with them in it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (5kI0z)

In woke Indy, Indy rolls over you instead of a boulder.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

193 Why hasn't Strawberry Milkers worn a swimsuit to the presser?

Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (Y274z)

194 Sue Bird has no jobberdoos.
Posted by: CoolHandLuke (Fartclams and Hysteria) at May 13, 2022 01:38 PM (U2+zT)

She's no Jen Psaggy, that's for sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (AKvgO)

195 If Yao Ming goes tranny...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

Yao Minge?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (6FeV1)

196 No escapes allowed. You will be assaulted until you become an activist ally. But not too activist that you overshadow lgbt pocs, unless they need you to.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (bg3iC)
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There is only one mainstream outlet that is not fully wokified: game shows. Some are, but there's still normalcy in some game shows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

197 > So who is buying the wammenz swimsuit edition?

My guess? No one. Not even the woketards.

Considering the swimsuit issue is the only thing that's kept that shitty rag financially afloat over the years, I expect SI to Go Away soon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (bW8dp)

198 I know from experience that psychiatry and psychology are dominated by women and are often harmful to men. I got this video from Dr. Helen. I think it's worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEjh4Q2zBE4&t=94s

Posted by: David Prince at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (WUxVt)

199 Oh also, remember the huge rift in the knitting world over alleged racism and cultural appropriation because some poor knitter wrote a blog post about being excited about a trip to India? This then tore apart the big online knitting community and sales platform, Ravelry.

Also happened in romance novel community, where one novelist (think she had Chinese roots) accused another top writer of racial stereotypes and it caused a huge rift in a romance writers guild, social media flaming of unwoke writers and so on.

No hobby or sport is safe from woke targeting and destruction.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (SNXI+)

200 Trans-women only spaces are the only true justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
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But transwomen ARE women, h8r.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

201 179 WELP:

@MarinaMedvin

Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
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He's gonna love Baltimore.

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Do your best Baltimore.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (rJ48h)

202 Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'

They've switched their focus from treatment and prevention to training.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (SchxB)

203 Did you guys see he latest Calvin Klein ad with pregnant bearded woman? Full beard, scars where breasts used to be, and a full belly.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (+xjfh)

204 Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'

Posted by: Jane D'oh

So, when they say sex abuse center, they don't mean treatment.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (5kI0z)

205 200 Trans-women only spaces are the only true justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
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But transwomen ARE women, h8r.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

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Cis-women are less than trans-women, and they should really respect the space for trans-women by removing themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

206 Fred Ward : "They're from outer space. No way they're local boys."

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (6eRlp)

207 Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
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He's gonna love Baltimore.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:48 PM (g/54t)

OH FFS. They just cannot stop being fucking evil morons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)

208 >>> I saw Aurochs In Lipstick open for the Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.
Posted by: fluffy at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (UnQlg)

I liked SCW a lot. Good crunchy southern rock. The lead went off and did his own thing at some point. Also when I think of aurochs I think of one of The Sword's songs which mentions aurochs.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (QzpS1)

209 85% of Congress.

"Not with those old hags on the cover, we're not!"
--Congressman Shorteyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

210 I think SI has done trannies. Or maybe that was Playboy. Or both.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (tt9eU)

Wouldn't "Road and Track" be the correct place to write about trannies?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (B+Q4/)

211 197 > So who is buying the wammenz swimsuit edition?

My guess? No one. Not even the woketards.

Considering the swimsuit issue is the only thing that's kept that shitty rag financially afloat over the years, I expect SI to Go Away soon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (bW8dp)

Maybe the same folks that by the gay, trans, woke Marvel and DC comics.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

212 163 Kathy Ireland. The Alien from L.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

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My favorite MST3K episode, for a multitude of reasons

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (TNyrE)

213 190 The good news is that Christy Brinkley and Paulina Pourizcova are still putting out pictures of themselves in bikinis, so we dont need to click on SIs website of androgynous thingamabobs.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (BoQiD)

Don't forget Liz Hurley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (dNqv+)

214 Fred Ward dead at 79
Virgil Ivan "Gus" Grissom .. "The Right Stuff"
Tremors
Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (X5CsJ)

215 Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I guess they're fighting fire with fire or flaming with flaming anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (FVME7)

216 Yeah, the tranny prof, Allyn Walker, will start work as a post doctoral fellow on May 24.

Oh well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

217 It has been a long time since sports illustrated has been illustrated. Therefore why should the swimsuit issue have women in swimsuits?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (bg3iC)

218 > The good news is that Christy Brinkley and Paulina Pourizcova are still putting out pictures of themselves in bikinis

I saw some very scantily-clad pics of Paulina not long ago.

She is still a smoke show at 57 years old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (bW8dp)

219 Wtf do privileged professional athletes know about "racial justice and equality"? They have been fast-tracked for stardom since they were kids. Especially in the basketball industry, 90% of the players are black so they are surrounded by black players their entire lives. Were the other black players racist to them? I never understood why we let privileged elites who never knew a moment of struggle or "racism" lecture everyone else about their fake problems.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

220 210 I think SI has done trannies. Or maybe that was Playboy. Or both.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:46 PM (tt9eU)

Wouldn't "Road and Track" be the correct place to write about trannies?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 13, 2022 01:51 PM (B+Q4/)

Don't want to read about a blown tranny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

221 @MarinaMedvin
Johns Hopkins child sex abuse center hires TRANS PROFESSOR, 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia school for DEFENDING pedophiles as 'minor attracted persons'
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
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This tweet leaves out something important. It's a child sexual abuse PREVENTION center. If it were about *promoting* it then a pedophile would make sense. But they are ostensibly about prevention, making this further evidence of "everything they say is a lie."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)

222 Even the women's clothing catalogs are full of overweight and unattractive models now. "body positivity" and all of that.

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (j5Tg0)

223 Fred Ward made Tremors. Sorry to hear he has passed. A male actor that didn't look like a boy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (g/54t)

224 Paulina Porizkova and Milla Jovovich are the anti-Slav Women, staying stunning and sexy into their 50s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

225 Remember when Britain outlawed ads/billboards using women that have 'beach bodies'?

Too skinny, they said. That was in 2018/19.

We are just catching up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (F0YaR)

226 At least two of those guys are unfuckable with any amount of everclear.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (buTO7)

227 We the womyn of Bratttleboro Reporductive Center declares our solidarity with the brave ballbouncing persons of Sports Illustrated. WE WILL BUY 10 ISSUES FOR EVRY ABROTION TO STAND WITH RUTH!!! We are the hopes that next year the swimssuit isssues has baeutiful FLOTUSes - DR Jill and Michael Obama!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein of Brattleboro Vt at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (786Ro)

228 Who knows better about pedos than a pedo?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (bg3iC)

229 No hobby or sport is safe from woke targeting and destruction.

Someone tried to #metoo the leader of a local Linux user group. It, um, didn't go well for the accuser.

She later hit me up on LinkedIn. Denied.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (SchxB)

230 The video game industry is ridiculously woke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Way to go video gaming industry. You lost a player.
I have too much shit to do IRL that there isn't enough time in the day to waste on you.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (H4qIP)

231 Don't want to read about a blown tranny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (ynpvh)
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It's just ice cream.

Posted by: Eh, close enough at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (DU+/6)

232 222 Even the women's clothing catalogs are full of overweight and unattractive models now. "body positivity" and all of that.
Posted by: brak at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (j5Tg0)

Some of the ads that pop up on yootoob are downright nauseating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

233 The good news is that Christy Brinkley and Paulina Pourizcova are still putting out pictures of themselves in bikinis, so we dont need to click on SIs website of androgynous thingamabobs.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2022 01:49 PM (BoQiD)

Sarah Michelle Geller put out a tweet some time ago, a pic of her in her Buffy days, saying something like "this reminds me of why I have to work so hard to stay in shape." Something like that. The internet then body shamed her into apologizing.

Buffy would have told them to go F themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (AKvgO)

234 Welp--somebody mentioned Big Mike Obama. I'll give "her" this--she has nice skin and teeth. Too bad they're attached to one of the most hideous human frames imaginable. "She" doesn't even have the benefit of grace, personality, or intellect.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (S7une)

235 225 Remember when Britain outlawed ads/billboards using women that have 'beach bodies'?

Too skinny, they said. That was in 2018/19.

We are just catching up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (F0YaR)

They wanted women shaped like beach balls.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

236 Paulina Porizkova did Ric Ocasek dirty, so no love left for her. Now Christie and Liz...rowr x2

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (V6f9+)

237 Did you guys see he latest Calvin Klein ad with pregnant bearded woman? Full beard, scars where breasts used to be, and a full belly.

Posted by: runner

I wonder what those hormone treatments are doing to the baby? That sounds like child abuse.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (5kI0z)

238 >>> I liked SCW a lot. Good crunchy southern rock.

I bought a used CD of theirs, mostly because of the band name. It didn't grab me on the first listen.

I'll try to sort through and find it.

Posted by: fluffy at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (UnQlg)

239 Actor of the Day Kevin Kline

Kevin Kline was in A Fish Called Wanda with Jamie Lee Curtis, who was in Queen's Logic with Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Kline was in Silverado with John Cleese, who was in The Magic Christian with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (44ww/)

240 They did it to Victoria's Secret too. They hired a lot of SJW ambassadors to represent the brand.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (gegMK)

241 Kathy Ireland amazes me that she trained her voice to go from "I just took a double lungful of helium" into "normal high female voice". She seems actually rather intelligent as well -- and not woke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

242 94 ESPN has tried to turn every single event away from sports and toward the most woke, perverted, anti-American subject it can.

Yeah I don't know exactly when it happened (or why) but one day they suddenly were all about inclusivity, LGBQWERTY and all the rest of the woke crap. It was like someone flipped a big lever in the control room. They went from "here's the sports" to "here's why you're wrong"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

My take is that they wanted more black faces to try to align with a younger, hip hop generation. But this invited more a situation where said black faces could never be challenged on anything. So the social justice lurch went on unabated, which simply invited more "noun" justice to pervade.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

243 197 > So who is buying the wammenz swimsuit edition?

My guess? No one. Not even the woketards.

Considering the swimsuit issue is the only thing that's kept that shitty rag financially afloat over the years, I expect SI to Go Away soon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:50 PM (bW8dp)

Would it be bad form to get a copy of the ussue and then ask Sue bird to autograph it. Can't keep the rulz straight.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (rjpjQ)

244 > urban fantasy is just utterly alien to their thought processes

HIGHLANDER!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (eyxn4)

245 Were the other black players racist to them? I never understood why we let privileged elites who never knew a moment of struggle or "racism" lecture everyone else about their fake problems.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

The other black players probably were racist to them funnily enough.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (tt9eU)

246 200 comments without a Kate Upton reference?

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (4MP+l)

247 66 Chicks like these are rear entry only.

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Maybe rear entry only but you got to add the brown-paper bag anyway in case she looks back.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (qfLjt)

248 Cast a Deadly Spell is availabl in it's entirety on utube.

Best quote starts around 55:00:

https://tinyurl.com/3hhm5yef

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)

249 Other than the gal on the lower left swimsuits have devolved into abstract art installations designed by schizophrenic designers that are neither athletically useful nor physically enhancing. The swimsuit issue for years now has been nothing but a cluster of badly designed apparel taped onto social justice persons.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (/zVn0)

250 Actor of the Day Kevin Kline

I'll never forgive him for stealing Phoebe Cates from me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

251 I'm waiting for the fat, ugly, lesbian Tomb Raider.

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Have to change it to Tomb Roller.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (FVME7)

252 Well.

That killed my boner.

Holy shit is that a pile of skank.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (kjquW)

253 Good thing we don't have to rely on the swimsuit issue for jerk material anymore. Ok, back to pornhub

Posted by: teen boys at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (ETjNu)

254 Am I the only one who notices the blatant irony of a bunch of female athletes, blathering on about social justice and hating on men, who nevertheless are all dolled up like models and obviously intended to appeal as much as possible to the demonic "male gaze"? So men are shitty and evil and should be shit on, but hey -- let's look as best we can for them!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

255 246 200 comments without a Kate Upton reference?

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:55 PM (4MP+l)

It's there if you look for it. See #162

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

256 >>> Buffy would have told them to go F themselves.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 01:53 PM (AKvgO)

I guaran-damned-tee Kristy Swanson would have:

https://twitter.com/KristySwansonXO

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (QzpS1)

257 I saw some very scantily-clad pics of Paulina not long ago.

She is still a smoke show at 57 years old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (bW8dp)

Her Alibi is another overlooked gem. Perfect ace movie, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (dNqv+)

258 Your honor, i was only having anal sex with that 12 year old to show him how painful it was. As a warning to not get into relationships with grown men he met on the internet!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (bg3iC)

259 Kathy Ireland is well-based.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (6eRlp)

260 ESPN, owned by Disney, why are you giving them your clicks, eyeballs, and time? Sports Illustrated, appears owned by Time (brief look, kinda murky), why are you giving them your clicks, eyeballs, and time? The info they provide is available elsewhere, too. If you wanna see chicks in (or out of!) bikinis, easy enough to do without filling those coffers.

Posted by: Itchy Scrotum at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (ejBsR)

261 I think Christie Brinkley might be immortal

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (geLO8)

262 254 Am I the only one who notices the blatant irony of a bunch of female athletes, blathering on about social justice and hating on men, who nevertheless are all dolled up like models and obviously intended to appeal as much as possible to the demonic "male gaze"? So men are shitty and evil and should be shit on, but hey -- let's look as best we can for them!
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

It's the viciousness of female competition. Yeah you should totally cut your hair short and stop using deodorant. So brave!

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (tt9eU)

263 That one on the bottom right doesn't close her legs, the Mossbunker are going to start to run.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (kjquW)

264 258 Your honor, i was only having anal sex with that 12 year old to show him how painful it was. As a warning to not get into relationships with grown men he met on the internet!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (bg3iC)

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Roman Polanksi is back!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

265 You can't prevent child sex abuse without abusing a few children!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (bg3iC)

266 The horse trainer should have told the ESPN drone that he was there to talk about horse racing, not politics, and if the ESPN dolt persisted in asking about old tweets, ended the interview.

Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (tu3iY)

267 261 I think Christie Brinkley might be immortal
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (geLO

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (V6f9+)

268 247 66 Chicks like these are rear entry only.

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Maybe rear entry only but you got to add the brown-paper bag anyway in case she looks back.
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Ahh, the Medusa Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (g/54t)

269 Wait, wait, now i get it. They're putting the focus back on to the swimsuit itself, and our grateful joy after realizing how much worse this picture would be without those swimsuits being there.

Quite clever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

270 Her Alibi is another overlooked gem

Yeah its really well written, and she does a pretty good job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

271 70 The Longest Wank.

Are you toobin to the music?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

272 Let's face it. In this day and age The Swimsuit Issue ain't getting much traction without all this BS when teenage males have instant access to deepfakes of their fave actreses and models being spitroasted.*

*I would imagine

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (8KO2b)

273 So that's what WNBA is. I always never wondered about it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (gktX6)

274 "what demographic is SI playing to with these swimsuit 'models'?

cuz it ain't hetero male sports fans who like pretty girls"

That's the whole point; to alienate and marginalize the people who actually read SI, which is now basically an alt-left college flyer with good photography. I subscribed to that rag for 30 years until they stridently took the anthem kneeler's side and I then told them to go fuck themselves in the heart with a samurai sword.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (tRd71)

275 ESPN and the NBA prop it up.

Posted by: WiNO at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (EpDzw)

276 It's there if you look for it. See #162

Thank you. I thought I may have logged into the wrong website for a minute

Posted by: Squid at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (4MP+l)

277 So remind me again why I and billions of my friends don’t watch the WNBA

Posted by: 7man at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (qwO6y)

278 269 Wait, wait, now i get it. They're putting the focus back on to the swimsuit itself, and our grateful joy after realizing how much worse this picture would be without those swimsuits being there.

Quite clever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

Modern art is always ugly and too clever by half.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (tt9eU)

279 Ahh, the Medusa Fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (g/54t)

I thought a Medusa Fuck was when she gets you so stoned you'd have fucked anything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (6FeV1)

280 I think of Sports illustrated exactly once a year, and that is when they come out with their fkked up swimsuit issue. That moment is now over for this year. I must admit I'm a bit train-wreck curious about what they'll do next year if they are still around.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (kfcYC)

281 72 I don't get to talk about how Stunning and Brave I am.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

There's always your war record, you're going to be dripping in Uke poon.
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You mean that part over Macho Grande?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (qfLjt)

282 I don't read Sports Illustrated or the Washington Post. Starting now, I'm going to not read them even harder.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (p+1gI)

283 >>Maybe rear entry only but you got to add the brown-paper bag anyway in case she looks back.

yes
remember the Medusa

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (geLO8)

284 At one point, weren't CNN and SI affiliated or associated in some way? If CNN+ had put this stuff front and center, I'm sure subscriptions would have gone through the roof!

*snicker*

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (TNyrE)

285 281 You mean that part over Macho Grande?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 01:59 PM (qfLjt)

========

I doubt he'll ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

286 I guess if Playgirl was still around, Tater would be the naked centerfold. {{{shudders violently}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

287 I think the funniest part of this, is they are trying to look sexy. Yet ask them and they will then rail at Men for Objectifying them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (oHd/0)

288 Seeing that flat-chested, oddly proportioned woman in a swimsuit clearly designed by a Mormon got me hot, but the accompanying quote about engaging in equitable dialogue made me instantaneously splooge.

So hot. Thanks, SI.

Posted by: red speck at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (gS3OW)

289 Aaaaaaand this is why the Hallmark channel was so popular.
It was one of the few spots that had been wokeified. But then they were shamed by the MSM and started down the path...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (SNXI+)

290 Just for the record, the swimsuits themselves are pretty crappy, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (5kI0z)

291 They could make a lot of money as an ED medication antidote. Everyone has value. Even Black bubbas in a sexy swimsuit.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (buTO7)

292 The only cure is the Kate Upton "Peter Rabbit" video.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (6eRlp)

293 280 I think of Sports illustrated exactly once a year, and that is when they come out with their fkked up swimsuit issue. That moment is now over for this year. I must admit I'm a bit train-wreck curious about what they'll do next year if they are still around.
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Yep. Same deal with Time. I guess they still print Time but I have never seen a recent copy of it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (g/54t)

294 The only one that looks like it has a good chance of being an actual woman is on the bottom left.

The rest could very well be Post Ops.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (kjquW)

295 "Peter Cottontail"

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (6eRlp)

296 I think the funniest part of this, is they are trying to look sexy. Yet ask them and they will then rail at Men for Objectifying them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:00 PM (oHd/0)

They are trying to looks sexy ... for women.

This is the WNBA afterall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

297 I wonder what those hormone treatments are doing to the baby? That sounds like child abuse.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 01:54 PM (5kI0z)

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Baby With Scissors Headed Its Way at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (mWFvB)

298 Someone should drop Lia Thomas in there with a photoshop.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (kjquW)

299 292 The only cure is the Kate Upton "Peter Rabbit" video.
Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:01 PM (6eRlp)

The lipsink battle ace posted a while back of Upton doing Britney Spears is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (dNqv+)

300 the WNBA treats its players like dirt. They earn less than 10% of what the players in the NBA earn (which is about $8 million per player). And no she/her players are allowed in the NBA, where they could earn much more than they do now. Some of them would even be competitive.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (oMkPq)

301 What's this "Sports Illustrated" of which you speak?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (UD9kD)

302 When does the National Review Swimsuit Issue come out?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (mWFvB)

303 Yeah I don't know exactly when it happened (or why) but one day they suddenly were all about inclusivity, LGBQWERTY and all the rest of the woke crap. It was like someone flipped a big lever in the control room. They went from "here's the sports" to "here's why you're wrong"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

Fredo Corleone. He had a great life. Money, power (Who was going to mess with Fredo?), doing 2 cocktail waitresses at a time. All because he won the genetic lottery.

But that wasn't enough. He had to show how smart he was, that he'd somehow earned his fortune. I think a lot of people in sports and Hollywood are that way. They want us to know they didn't just win the genetic lottery, but that they truly deserve to be here because of their brains. LeBron needs you to know he reads books. Or at least, the 1st page. WNBA people need you to know they weren't just born freakishly tall. They're SMAAHHHT.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (FJYfm)

304 17 Not one of them mentioned world peace? Fail.
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Can't, prolonging war in Ukraine is de rigeur for all bien pensants, so they would lose points on the current thing scale.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (fs1hN)

305 79 oh yeah! the italicans are BACK baby!
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Pardon my ignorance but what's an italican?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (qfLjt)

306 Some of them would even be competitive.
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at May 13, 2022 02:02 PM (oMkPq)

Name one.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

307 So when does SI do a swimsuit spread of Pete Buttigay and his wife?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (g/54t)

308 >>When does the National Review Swimsuit Issue come out?

I think they just team up with Boys Life.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (kjquW)

309 US House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer says "in a time of war” it is "unfortunate" to criticize Biden

.. what is this war he is talking about ?
The US is not involved in any war.
Being in Afghanistan with Congressional approval (for funding at least) certainly didn't shield the last President.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (X5CsJ)

310 which would you rather have: 1 your citys wnba team win the championship 2 five dollars

Posted by: sound awake at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (g7ym/)

311 " As I keep saying: No male pastime is permitted to exist unless it can justify its existence by becoming a propaganda mill for leftwing political causes, particularly leftwing feminist causes.........

..... Men are not allowed to experience pleasure unless they are simultaneously being indoctrinated in leftwing feminist/LGBT political doctrine."
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Darts? > https://tinyurl.com/56hfbbc7

Posted by: Javems at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (zk16/)

312 Now here's the thing. You take 5 NBA players who are the best in the league and put them in speedos on the cover and you would see a huge difference in body composition of the "athletes". NBA players are jacked and shredded for the most part. Come on wammenz step up to the training table. Except for bid who looks like a marathon runner the athletes there look undertrained.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (rjpjQ)

313 Dudes don't look like ladies.

Posted by: AeroTrans at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (Xrfse)

314 whats the wnba

Posted by: sound awake at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (g7ym/)

315 italicans = italics

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (5HBd1)

316 "Weird how women's conceptions and desires are constantly constantly pandered to, while men's are perpetually "challenged.""

I have it on good authority that women's conceptions are in fact under attack by the black robed peoples...

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (53oGX)

317 305 79 oh yeah! the italicans are BACK baby!
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Pardon my ignorance but what's an italican?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:03 PM (qfLjt)

Like a Latinx, only Italian.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

318 It never ceases to amaze me how men became such targets of scorn and derision here in America. Yeah, ladies, haven't done shit here except for building a country with a power grid that stays on for more than a week or a medical system that let's people live past 50. Other than that, yeah nothing.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (tRd71)

319 Woof.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (DrYPR)

320 The problem for Sports Illustrated is that the internet is so full of porn you come across it without even trying, its pouring out of the edges of your device like slime.

So, pictures of pretty girls in skimpy outfits in a magazine doesn't exactly push the interest it once did, no matter how gorgeous the models.

They tried to spice things up with bodypaint, sort of negating the entire concept of swimsuits, and that didn't really push the needle much.

So what are they supposed to do? What can possibly generate that spike of sales and interest each year like it used to? Someone at the office convinced them that going hardcore woke will pull in lefty eyeballs and readers they previously missed with their swimsuit issue.

You know, sort of like comic books: we're losing our traditional audience by overcharging for poor writing and often art, so we need to attract a new audience with woke content!

And last quarter DC didn't even have a comic book in the top 75.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

321 No. how you say, yust no.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (vN+oL)

322 Joe Mannix, look up Clinton friend, Laura Silsby.
She's the one who got caught taking 30 or so "orphans" out of Haiti after the earthquake. The we're not orphans. She's changed her name and now heads up some organization to prevent child trafficking, iirc..

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (SNXI+)

323 Pardon my ignorance but what's an italican?
Posted by: Ciampino

Them

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (H4qIP)

324 Fred Ward (Tremors, Remo Williams) died, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (zoCl9)

325
I knew a girl way-back-then who looked almost exactly like Chery Tiegs. Now? Lives in Florida, pink hair, and looks like she's had a skin transplant from an alligator. A leftist, to boot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (dQvv7)

326 325
I knew a girl way-back-then who looked almost exactly like Chery Tiegs. Now? Lives in Florida, pink hair, and looks like she's had a skin transplant from an alligator. A leftist, to boot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (dQvv7)

Did she dye her eyes some odd color yet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

327 Love the WNBA.

Posted by: Nobody ever at May 13, 2022 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

328 Every one of them is an unattractive hot mess. Best of the bunch is the black girl on the bottom left...from the neck up. Ok, from the boobage up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (sVtYq)

329 257 I saw some very scantily-clad pics of Paulina not long ago.

She is still a smoke show at 57 years old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 13, 2022 01:52 PM (bW8dp)

Her Alibi is another overlooked gem. Perfect ace movie, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 01:56 PM (dNqv+)
______________________

She is probably my all-time fav from back when I was a kid. What a beauty. Also an underrated movie. On a related note, I was watching Johnny Carson late one night and Paulina was on. Johnny mentions something about her beauty, and she downplays it by saying, "oh it's all makeup and lighting, you should see me in the morning!" Johnny gets this wonderous look on his face and says "oh my god, how I wish!" Maybe you just had to see it, but it was funny.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

330 "Italicans" are when someone uses italics and fails to close the tag. The italics spread throughout the replies like Italians.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (p+1gI)

331 Other than that, yeah nothing.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (tRd71)

That was all George Washington Carver's Wife.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (6FeV1)

332 327 Love the WNBA.

Posted by: Nobody ever at May 13, 2022 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

What about a TNBA? Oh wait, that IS the WNBA...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

333 The number of comments on this thread will exceed the average attendance at WNBA games. Including players, coaches, and officials.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (VbI7r)

334 93 We can also mention here that Brittany Grimes is still detained in Russia for having hash vape in her luggage.

And according to the report we are thinking about exchanging an actual bad guy arms dealer for her.
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Surely that arms dealer can never be as bad as the USA Administration as far as arms dealing? Go back to Fast 'n Furious to today's Ukraine arming, via the Taliban left-overs.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (qfLjt)

335 300 >>>the WNBA treats its players like dirt. They earn less than 10% of what the players in the NBA earn (which is about $8 million per player). And no she/her players are allowed in the NBA, where they could earn much more than they do now. Some of them would even be competitive.

This is a joke, right? Is this Kamala's publicist?

Posted by: red speck at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (gS3OW)

336 79 oh yeah! the italicans are BACK baby!
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Pardon my ignorance but what's an italican?
Posted by: Ciampino

Guy that eats a lotta spaghetti.

Posted by: JT at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (arJlL)

337 The Louisiana Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Tony Spell, the Central Pastor who continued to hold church services in defiance of restrictions Gov. John Bel Edwards imposed to stop the spread of COVID. Overruling lower courts, the justices ruled that the restrictions on gatherings and the stay-at-home mandate Edwards imposed were unconstitutional. They ordered the charges against Spell quashed.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (X5CsJ)

338 Really bad Ukrainian organ music. Try to survive eight minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=ix_YE7pBCe0

Posted by: gp sakazakii at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (qpX6U)

339
Alternate post title:

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: All Your Old Gym Teachers

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (aO5QN)

340 I think a lot of people in sports and Hollywood are that way. They want us to know they didn't just win the genetic lottery, but that they truly deserve to be here because of their brains.

I think Kevin Feige is feeling that way. Dr Strange 2 has A KEVIN FEIGE PRODUCTION in the end credits in huge letters. So he's special and somebody, not just a coordinator. He's creative, dammit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

341 Medusa had better luck turning guys into stone after she covered her top.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (44ww/)

342 330 "Italicans" are when someone uses italics and fails to close the tag. The italics spread throughout the replies like Italians.

You're talking about me aren't you ...?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (qfLjt)

343 whats the wnba
Posted by: sound awake

Baskets without balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (FVME7)

344 339
Alternate post title:

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: All Your Old Gym Teachers

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (aO5QN)

Hmmm. Most of mine were male...Oh, ISWYDT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

345 If all the baby formula producers are producing 50% more why are there shortages?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (d0Qel)

346 Here's what I don't get.
Women think I should give a shit what they think.
Why? The only woman that I care what she thinks about is my wife.

I don't automatically think in lockstep with men. Why would women think I give two shits about them?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (H4qIP)

347 333 The number of comments on this thread will exceed the average attendance at WNBA games. Including players, coaches, and officials.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 13, 2022 02:06 PM (VbI7r)

We did that in the top ten.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (dNqv+)

348 Pardon my ignorance but what's an italican?
Posted by: Ciampino

Sworn enemies of the Italicants

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (AiZBA)

349 some nappy headed hos

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (NlCS5)

350 345 If all the baby formula producers are producing 50% more why are there shortages?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (d0Qel)

Biden's admin is sending them to the Illegals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

351 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

352 I'm not even sure it's 2

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (842IN)

353 The US Congress will vote next week on legislation barring “excessive” or “exploitative” fuel prices.

The measure, which is unlikely to garner the Republican support needed to become law, would prohibit price increases during national energy emergencies declared by the president.

“Price gouging needs to be stopped,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday after announcing the bill. “This is a major exploitation of the consumer.”

.. I wonder why they didn't impose a "windfall profits tax"

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (X5CsJ)

354 I don't watch, not a sec, of the nba...why the fuck would I watch the wnba?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (d0Qel)

355 Hmmm. Most of mine were male...Oh, ISWYDT.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

Hater

Posted by: 7man at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (qwO6y)

356 Remember when Evangelicals were mocked for demanding to be allowed to opt out of getting the swimsuit edition? Because I do.

Thank you for mentioning AWS. As I understand it, AWS is where Amazon is printing money. More or less everything runs on AWS.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (7DK/q)

357 Here's my question; should beautiful women be canceled as well? Good genetics and hard work, that's something to be scorned? Does "grrrl power" only count when it's some unbalanced weirdo or ones who won't take care of themselves?

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (tRd71)

358 >>Alternate post title:

Gird Your Loins

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (kjquW)

359 351 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

Number who could say who won the championship for the WNBA: 0

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

360 99 Do they really need to say both "inequities and inequalities" at the same time?

That's stupid and retarded.

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Ask them to give you the meaning and individual examples of each.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (qfLjt)

361 Shouldn’t someone find a list of all of those “Kateurday” pics from the ONT to help us all out?

Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (tgIla)

362 Does the Left ever need to be challenged on their conceptions or nah bro

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (jyACb)

363 On Wednesday, during an Outside the Lines episode, ESPN host John Barr interviewed Eric Reed , Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike's trainer, and asked Reed if he had ever tweeted anything remotely negative about Vice President Kamala Harris.

She's had more dick than a urinal at Yankee Stadium.

There. I typed it. Here and on FB. I've said it out loud. Now piss off before I start talking about your mother.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (H4qIP)

364 Biden's admin is sending them to the Illegals.

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At no charge, too! Pour across the border illegally and we will feed your kids! And medicate your ailments! And give you plane rides to the interior! And send you off with $$ filled debit cards! Isn't America great?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (sVtYq)

365
Alternate post title:

Finally: The Cure For Priapism

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (aO5QN)

366 what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

What time of the month is more important.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

367 Fatal Error: Bag requirement prediction algorithm failure. Buffer overrun in excess of available memory. Shut down your device, and discard it in the nearest hazardous waste bin.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (MkuC5)

368 “Price gouging needs to be stopped,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday after announcing the bill. “This is a major exploitation of the consumer.”

.. I wonder why they didn't impose a "windfall profits tax"
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (X5CsJ)

Stalin found a way to stop the food shortage in the Ukraine.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (6eRlp)

369 I wonder why they didn't impose a "windfall profits tax"

Posted by: SMOD

They tried that two weeks ago, and it didn't fly.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (5kI0z)

370 360 99 Do they really need to say both "inequities and inequalities" at the same time?

That's stupid and retarded.

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Ask them to give you the meaning and individual examples of each.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (qfLjt)

I remember doing inequalities in math class.
They now teach it differently in math class.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

371 No one more embarrassed about their jobs than the modern sports "journalists." Might as well just replace every article, report, etc. with:

"I am NOT wasting my time MOM! Reporting on sports IS very important and relevant to society, and I will NOT go to nursing school to quote/unquote 'make something of my life'!"

Posted by: Match Checksout at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (dYe5S)

372 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (0FDtL)

373 102 The only thing missing from that stable in the photo is John F'ing Kerry in a Speedo.
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And Toobin toobin in the background.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (qfLjt)

374 "Do they really need to say both "inequities and inequalities" at the same time?"

Lefty jargon usually contains excessive conjunctive phrases. It's rhetorical inclusiveness.

Posted by: gp sakazakii at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (qpX6U)

375 Society peaked in the 80s.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (vN+oL)

376 some nappy headed hos
Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (NlCS5)

You made me think of Don Imus for the first time in years. A good example for Cancel Culture. Don thought because he'd sucked up to the Left for so many years, that he could be "edgy" in an unapproved manner. HA! You ain't Amy Schumer, mister! (Although most men would find Imus and Schumer equally attractive) And so he was gone. Good riddance.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (FJYfm)

377
I think Christie Brinkley might be immortal
Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM (geLO

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 01:57 PM

The trick is to have a really good photographer who knows his art. She's going okay, better than most, but I see the details and time is marching along.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (dQvv7)

378 The IRS destroyed data for an estimated 30 million filers in March 2021, according to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.
The decision, prompted by a backlog of paper filings, has sparked anger in the tax community.
“It just further damages the IRS’ reputation in the business community and in the public,” said Larry Harris, director of tax services at Parsec Financial.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (X5CsJ)

379 ITS FUNNY CUSE THIS COVER SHOT IS THE CURE FOR THE MALE GAZE.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at May 13, 2022 02:12 PM (rjpjQ)

380 Alternate post title:

Finally: The Cure For Priapism

Posted by: Soothsayer

Yes, you no longer have to call your doctor after four hours, just look at this issue.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:12 PM (5kI0z)

381 378 The IRS destroyed data for an estimated 30 million filers in March 2021, according to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.
The decision, prompted by a backlog of paper filings, has sparked anger in the tax community.
“It just further damages the IRS’ reputation in the business community and in the public,” said Larry Harris, director of tax services at Parsec Financial.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (X5CsJ)

The Bidens and the Clintons hurt the most. J/K.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

382 Gab Social Email ^ | 5/13/22 | Andrew Torba, Gab CEO

US Senate Endorsement: Kathy Barnette About a year ago I met with Kathy Barnette, a homeschooling Christian mom and veteran who had a big vision for the state of PA. Kathy was relatively unknown at the time, but I knew there was something special about her when I learned that Kathy filed a federal lawsuit related to mail-in ballot issues before the chaos of the 2020 election even happened.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (X5CsJ)

383 Who let the linebacker in the picture?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (d0Qel)

384 Stalin found a way to stop the food shortage in the Ukraine.
Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (6eRlp)

Yeh withholding baby formula

Posted by: 7man at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (qwO6y)

385 I think Christie Brinkley might be immortal

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Christie had a lot of facial work done 4 or 5 years ago. She started to look really weird. Joker-like. I much prefer Paulina, who is aging naturally and still looks beautiful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (sVtYq)

386 The WNBA: Rule 34 Has an Exception

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (jyACb)

387 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

Number who could say who won the championship for the WNBA: 0
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

388 WNBA?

Does that even still exist?

And if it does, how much does the NBA subsidize it?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (lKAqb)

389 375 Society peaked in the 80s.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (vN+oL)

50's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (oHd/0)

390 I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

Chicago Fire Sale? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (dNqv+)

391 Joe Mannix, look up Clinton friend, Laura Silsby.
She's the one who got caught taking 30 or so "orphans" out of Haiti after the earthquake. The we're not orphans. She's changed her name and now heads up some organization to prevent child trafficking, iirc..
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 02:04 PM (SNXI+)
+++
I'll look it up. I wish I could say it surprised me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (DU+/6)

392 >>> Thank you for mentioning AWS. As I understand it, AWS is where Amazon is printing money. More or less everything runs on AWS.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 13, 2022 02:09 PM (7DK/q)

They do considerably better with AWS than the rest of their business, yes. They've built a huge distributed system across the nation. Someone else could do that too but they'd just be competing with amazon the whole time they're trying to start up and amazon could easily undercut them at any point.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (QzpS1)

393 What time of the month is more important.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

Oh so when they said the championship game was a bloodbath...?

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (jyACb)

394 359 351 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

Number who could say who won the championship for the WNBA: 0
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)
_______________________________

Well, I couldn't tell you who won the championship for the NBA either, and that tells you how little I care about the NBA. An earthworm's dick is higher than my interest in the NBA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

395 I just bought a few coal stocks. I hope I'm not crazy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (UuD2k)

396
"challenge men's conception of what female beauty"

Don't kid yerself. If it ain't "Bonerific" it ain't a challenge.

Posted by: Speller at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (pSotA)

397 Okay, I'm gonna say something that is probably considered racist.

Why do black people get tattoos?

Posted by: Jim Rose at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (VFl7m)

398 It just further damages the IRS’ reputation

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'.

Posted by: Zombie Billy Preston at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (Xrfse)

399 >>> Men aren't allowed pleasure any longer. Men's pleasure is sinful.

-----

Some comedian had a joke like "A body in motion stays in motion, but a man at rest is just wrong!"

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (U1eOr)

400 >>I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

The Portland Fartclams

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (kjquW)

401 Doesn't the wnba have a prison team in moscow?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (d0Qel)

402 387 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

Number who could say who won the championship for the WNBA: 0
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

The SF Dykes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

403 Cheryl Tiegs in a lovely two-piece bathing costume

https://tinyurl.com/yc2sfwnt

candid, ay? nudge nudge

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (geLO8)

404 I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

The Naggers

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (jyACb)

405 Well, I couldn't tell you who won the championship for the NBA either, and that tells you how little I care about the NBA. An earthworm's dick is higher than my interest in the NBA.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

Fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (dNqv+)

406 Seattle Snizz

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (jyACb)

407 The IRS destroyed data for an estimated 30 million filers in March 2021, according to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.
The decision, prompted by a backlog of paper filings, has sparked anger in the tax community.

That is a prime example of government employee work ethic. They have a lot of paperwork they don't want to do, so they shred it. They shredded the required tax paperwork for ten percent of the population.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (5kI0z)

408 They got one thing right, they are a challenge to look at, even photoshopped.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (lgeFv)

409 You may not be interested in the WNBA, but the WNBA is interested in you!

Posted by: L Trotsky at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (6eRlp)

410 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)
++++
Two reasons:
1. For political action points that accumulate to the NBA
2. Russia

Russians love them some WNBA. They own a bunch of teams, the host tournaments, they recruit the same players to play in Russian leagues. Russians like girl basketball and there's a market for it there. I don't get it, but I acknowledge the reality of it. Oligarchs have stables of female basketball players and teams.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)

411 She's had more dick than a urinal at Yankee Stadium.

There. I typed it. Here and on FB. I've said it out loud. Now piss off before I start talking about your mother.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (H4qIP)

Her chin's been hit by more foul balls than the Green Monster at Fenway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (6FeV1)

412 In case anyone is wondering, I don't care about women's basketball, and I really don't care about social justice issues.

Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (0IeYL)

413 397 Okay, I'm gonna say something that is probably considered racist.

Why do black people get tattoos?

Posted by: Jim Rose at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (VFl7m)

Because black is beautiful? Although Tats do come in color these days.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

414 I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Tampa Bay Tampons

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (H4qIP)

415 351 Seriously is the WNBA still around?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)

I guess theres still people so useless and bored that watching people play games with balls is the best use of their time. At least they're watching nappy hos instead of a bunch of sweaty dudes in shorts

Posted by: Bandana Dee at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (NlCS5)

416 286 I guess if Playgirl was still around, Tater would be the naked centerfold. {{{shudders violently}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (OTXUv)

417 Women don't like videogames, therefore men should not play videogames, therefore videogames should not exist unless videogames turn themselves into platforms for constant leftwing feminist propaganda.

**

Surely there's an abortion video game somewhere

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (kf6Ak)

418 I bet their locker room smells like a tuna clipper.

Posted by: Dinglebeef at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (i2nFR)

419
Had I a dog, it would be whimpering in the corner right now. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (jWX8j)

420 As I understand it, AWS is where Amazon is printing money.

They're taking a bath on Amazon Prime with the free shipping, the company is being propped up with their "cloud" storage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

421 123 > The only reason SI had half its subscribers was the swimsuit issue.

Teenaged bonhomme paid for SI swimsuit edition a couple of years in a row. Those were the only SI magazines I ever paid for.
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Well now you'd be stuck with Madonna as your fapping whatever!

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (qfLjt)

422 407 That is a prime example of government employee work ethic. They have a lot of paperwork they don't want to do, so they shred it. They shredded the required tax paperwork for ten percent of the population.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (5kI0z)

========

But cutting their budget would be uncouth. Also dangerous. Also insurrectionist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

423 I filed my 2019 tax return in March of 2020.

The fuckers lost it. Or burned it due to COVID.

I got a letter. I had a credit.

No fuckers, I paid my taxed. You lost the fucking return. I printed it up, signed it, again, and submitted it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (lKAqb)

424 UGAdawg, femism and woken essential make cute girls ugly, the get tats, piercings, dye their hair, wear gross clothes, clunky glasses, etc.. RS McCain used to do before and after feminism posts with pictures pulled from Tumblr. Sad.

For women who do want to be attractive, the trend has become "look like a drag queen" with cartoonish make up and curves. For real, the Kardashians have been accused of culturally appropriating drag makeup techniques, and a lot of the hot makeup tutorials on YouTube are by men who wear makeup. They have perverted traditional gender roles, classic feminine and masculine beauty standards.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (SNXI+)

425 LOL... England just sanctioned a Woman who is rumored to be Putin's Girlfriend.

Really? is that what we've come down to?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

426 That is a prime example of government employee work ethic. They have a lot of paperwork they don't want to do, so they shred it. They shredded the required tax paperwork for ten percent of the population.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (5kI0z)
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Mine had a check, so I doubt they shredded it. Silver linings, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

427
LGBTQIA2+

Why the...?

Does A2+...does it mean...like...girls with 2 or more asses?!?!

Cuz man! I'd like to see that!

I If I buy the new SI Swimwear issue am...am I gonna see Girls with 2 or More Asses?!?!

EEEEEEeeeeeeeee! I can't wait! I'm running down to Walgreen's to grab it right now!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (OK0YZ)

428 "It's about time we start funding organizations to start collecting scalps from the media."

It's so far beyond that time it's sad.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (H8QX8)

429 The Brooklynettes?

Wait, no, that's the regular NBA....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (6FeV1)

430 Auroch - nice. Without looking it up, I think the last auroch was killed in 1755 = extinction

Posted by: Erik L at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (sOdP3)

431 More or less everything runs on AWS.

Everything except Parler.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (SchxB)

432 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

433 The New Jersey Guernseys

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (geLO8)

434 Any normal person who gets a "gotcha" type question from the MFM needs to dropkick whomever is interviewing them into the next solar system with a standard "go fuck yourself" before hanging up. There's absolutely no reason to defend what you may have said, tweeted, written or recorded to some jerkoff with an agenda.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (BFigT)

435 The idealized way to live life for a man is to be a productive member of society, compensated fairly for his talents and work efforts, raise a family, faithful to his wife, pursue healthy hobbies, be law-abiding, volunteer time etc, etc. YMMV on any particular details, did I mention this is an idealized version?

No doubt much of this is "problematic" in some way. "Sit down and shut up, you're what's wrong with everything" is generally the message I hear from the left.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (fs1hN)

436 397 Okay, I'm gonna say something that is probably considered racist.

Why do black people get tattoos?
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To distract from they're nappy hair.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (g/54t)

437 Men aren't allowed pleasure any longer.

Hookers don't look to be starving.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (H4qIP)

438 Seriously is the WNBA still around?

--

I anxiously await the team's trannies. But looking at that top pic, who's to say they're not already there?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (sVtYq)

439 416 286 I guess if Playgirl was still around, Tater would be the naked centerfold. {{{shudders violently}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (OTXUv)

I'm afraid to click.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

440
She's had more dick than a urinal at Yankee Stadium.

There. I typed it. Here and on FB. I've said it out loud. Now piss off before I start talking about your mother.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:10 PM (H4qIP)

Well, to borrow and rework the joke, at least they clean the urinals at Yankee Stadium every now and then.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (AKvgO)

441 Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (lKAqb)
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same

Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (U1eOr)

442 I'm late. Isn't there some woman bb player in jail in Russia for trying to smuggle drugs?

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (E0NVW)

443 To distract from they're nappy hair.
Posted by: Puddin Head
__

Their.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (AxTbI)

444 Yeah, not so interested in the WNBA swimsuit edition, but I can proudly say I haven't purchased the SI Swimsuit Edition in a few decades and have no intention of purchasing one ever again, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

445 No doubt much of this is "problematic" in some way. "Sit down and shut up, you're what's wrong with everything" is generally the message I hear from the left.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (fs1hN)
++++
If it weren't for you, Chuck (and me, of course), they'd have utopia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

446 >>I bet their locker room smells like a tuna clipper.

Worst job I ever had was cleaning the Women's Lockerrooms at the US Open.

And that was Tennis!

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (kjquW)

447 410 Seriously is the WNBA still around? If you picked 100,000 people at random, how many of them could tell you with certainty what month the WNBA championship falls in? 2?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:08 PM (842IN)
++++
Two reasons:
1. For political action points that accumulate to the NBA
2. Russia

Russians love them some WNBA. They own a bunch of teams, the host tournaments, they recruit the same players to play in Russian leagues. Russians like girl basketball and there's a market for it there. I don't get it, but I acknowledge the reality of it. Oligarchs have stables of female basketball players and teams.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)
_________________________________

Bruh, you know WAY too much about the WNBA. LOL.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

448 407 That is a prime example of government employee work ethic. They have a lot of paperwork they don't want to do, so they shred it. They shredded the required tax paperwork for ten percent of the population.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (5kI0z)

Not just 10% of the population... 20% of those who filed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (oHd/0)

449 Really, we need to simply they're, their and there. Its just too much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (g/54t)

450
Male Puberty Blocker Swimsuit Edition

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (aO5QN)

451 430 Auroch - nice. Without looking it up, I think the last auroch was killed in 1755 = extinction

Posted by: Erik L at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (sOdP3)

THought it was more like the 1500s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

452 Is Netflix pulling back from the brink of get woke go broke? Is Dave Chappell their biggest money maker?

VARIETY:

Now Netflix is publishing an update to its corporate culture memo for the first time in nearly five years, a copy of which Variety obtained exclusively ahead of its release Thursday....

More significantly, the document adds a new directive for employees to act with fiscal responsibility - a change that comes as Netflix in Q1 saw its first decline in subscribers in more than a decade. The updated Netflix Culture memo also includes a new section called "Artistic Expression," explaining that the streamer will not "censor specific artists or voices" even if employees consider the content "harmful," and bluntly states, "If you'd find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you."

h/t @erichhartmann

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein of Brattleboro Vt at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)

453 Awwww man - why not run in the Preakness? One shot

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (f3Y5h)

454 I filed my 2019 tax return in March of 2020.

The fuckers lost it. Or burned it due to COVID.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

I did the same. Got a letter in December telling me I had not filed. The check I sent in the same envelope was cashed, but the forms were thrown away.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (5kI0z)

455 ah... okay. Yeah, I forgot: Women's magazines ARE the worst.

Ace, you need to dig up that old thread that has a women's mag blurbs if they were written by men. That was gold.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (tRd71)

456 "Sustainable change?" That's a new one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (sVtYq)

457 Her chin's been hit by more foul balls than the Green Monster at Fenway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (6FeV1)

Which reminds me...

If you want to obtain copious quantities of MLB baseballs, go hang out at the parking lot that sits just behind the Green Monster during the Home Run Derby at the All-Star Game the next time they go to Fenway.

Do NOT park your car there.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (MkuC5)

458 430 Auroch - nice. Without looking it up, I think the last auroch was killed in 1755 = extinction
Posted by: Erik L at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (sOdP3)

The Nazi's tried to recreate it with selective cattle breeding. Why? Who knows? There is a cow now that "looks" like an auroch, but it's not as ornery.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (UuD2k)

459 406 Seattle Snizz
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2022 02:15 PM (jyACb)

...I miss being single

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (V6f9+)

460 446 >>I bet their locker room smells like a tuna clipper.

Worst job I ever had was cleaning the Women's Lockerrooms at the US Open.

And that was Tennis!
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Were you wearing Crocs?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (g/54t)

461
Really, we need to simply they're, their and there. Its just too much.

THAR

Posted by: Speller at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (pSotA)

462 445 No doubt much of this is "problematic" in some way. "Sit down and shut up, you're what's wrong with everything" is generally the message I hear from the left.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:18 PM (fs1hN)
++++
If it weren't for you, Chuck (and me, of course), they'd have utopia.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

Yup... Utopia... that's sitting around a fire, slowly starving to death... because the Left does not actually produce anything.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

463 >>> LOL... England just sanctioned a Woman who is rumored to be Putin's Girlfriend.

Really? is that what we've come down to?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2022 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

Didn't Bernie and his HO -chiminh honeymoon in Russia? Aren't there current insiders of the regime that bragged about vacationing there? Are they really trying to say soviet good, post-soviet bad? They believe that yes, but are they just going to say it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (QzpS1)

464 Bruh, you know WAY too much about the WNBA. LOL.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
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LOL. But I don't know their teams or watch their games or which cities have a franchise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

465 The video game industry is silent on the abortion issue because that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF, MARKETING OR SELLING OF VIDEO GAMES.

Fuck you, media. Die PAINFULLY in a fire. All of you batshit cray assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

466 It's more like everyone has tattoos these days to the point it's not even rebellious anymore and has become conformist.

Posted by: Augustine at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (BDZWU)

467 452 "If you'd find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you."

h/t @erichhartmann
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein of Brattleboro Vt at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (786Ro)

========

They are no longer in the constant growth model.

That changes things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

468 There were women that would squat at the men's urinal because line to the women's rest room was long.

Just a story that I heard. Never witnessed it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (lKAqb)

469 To gauge potential reader reactions leading up to this publication, SI floated a couple of trial balloons...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (kXYt5)

470 375 Society peaked in the 80s.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Porky's was high art!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (OTXUv)

471 It's more like everyone has tattoos these days to the point it's not even rebellious anymore and has become conformist.
Posted by: Augustine at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (BDZWU)
++++
Being tat-free makes you stand out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (DU+/6)

472 465 The video game industry is silent on the abortion issue because that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREATION OF, MARKETING OR SELLING OF VIDEO GAMES.

Fuck you, media. Die PAINFULLY in a fire. All of you batshit cray assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Destiny came out for 'Reproductive Freedoms' last week. Have not played since.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (dNqv+)

473 464 Bruh, you know WAY too much about the WNBA. LOL.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
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LOL. But I don't know their teams or watch their games or which cities have a franchise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

========

That's just what someone who knows a lot about the WNBA would say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

474 470 375 Society peaked in the 80s.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Porky's was high art!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (OTXUv)

Who was that artist that Jessie Helms didn't like? Maplethorpe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (ynpvh)

475 the trend has become "look like a drag queen" with cartoonish make up and curves.

Its beyond that now. Its literally cartoonish: younger women are trying to look like Anime characters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

476 Oh, and look at Sue Bird and tell me again how she's not juiced in any way and THAT'S natural for a 42 year old woman to look.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

477 I'm pretty sure Jugs was a women's magazine.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (6eRlp)

478 I can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Tampa Bay Tampons
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (H4qIP)

Seattle Seacows?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (AKvgO)

479 >>Were you wearing Crocs?

Chuck Taylors.

Should have been wearing Pig Farmer Boots.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (kjquW)

480 Was Claudia as hitter ever in the swimsuit issue? Wowza.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (4G0LT)

481 "... Nolan Ryan rookie baseball cards."

I read that as "Nookie baseball cards."

(I was skimming...)

Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (aW5/6)

482 "If you'd find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you."

So they'll still make woke shit, they're just telling their employees to stop complaining about the content that actually makes money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (SchxB)

483 I see Netflix is brushing back their woke employees with a new "Culture Memo." Netflix is mostly garbage but it seems they've re-discovered their bottom line means something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (BFigT)

484 477 I'm pretty sure Jugs was a women's magazine.
Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (6eRlp)

It did have women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (dNqv+)

485 484 477 I'm pretty sure Jugs was a women's magazine.
Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (6eRlp)

It did have women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (dNqv+)

And juggs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

486
I filed my 2019 tax return in March of 2020.
The fuckers lost it. Or burned it due to COVID.
I got a letter. I had a credit.
No fuckers, I paid my taxed. You lost the fucking return. I printed it up, signed it, again, and submitted it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM

The IRS had some service center on Roosevelt Avenue in Philly. Somehow in some transition they "lost" hundreds of thousands of tax deposit records. Decades later they came after my business. It got really, really ugly.

Be careful, is all I'm saying. An ounce of prevention now is better than getting hit a decade later.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (dQvv7)

487 483 I see Netflix is brushing back their woke employees with a new "Culture Memo." Netflix is mostly garbage but it seems they've re-discovered their bottom line means something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (BFigT)

========

Losing subscribers for the first time in years in the face of massive competition, ballooning costs, and a huge decrease in market capitalization has a way of focusing management in certain ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

488 Isn't one of those partnered with the purple haired lunatic from the US wymen's futbol squad? Bet those two are a real hoot together.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (f3Y5h)

489 The aurochs declined during the late Holocene due to habitat loss and hunting, and became extinct when the last individual died in 1627 in Jaktorów forest in Poland.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (H4qIP)

490 What does a 9+ condition Ryan Rookie go for these days.

I think I have at least 1-2 of them?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (kjquW)

491 Claudia Schiffer. Dammit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (4G0LT)

492 486
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (dQvv7)

Divide by zero. That's where we're heading with the debt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

493 "If you'd find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you."

Who says this kind of thing for a business and keeps their job? They'd be cleaning out their desk five minutes after that hit the world in a sane company.

You don't say "stop using our business" you say "its easy to ignore what you don't like, and find tons of content you will, that's the beauty of Netflix! Its got so much you can always find something you will enjoy, and its easy to just forget what you don't care for!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

494 "I want to see this Stunning and Brave idiot get powerdunked on by a six foot eight nine auroch-in-lipstick named Chloe."
-ace

Thread winner out of the gate. Shut 'er down. Yet another reason I visit this Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (u82oZ)

495 Cleveland Steamers?

Kansas City Faggots?

New Orleans Aints?

Baltimore Bulletbras?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (AKvgO)

496 >>>"Libertarian" my ass. This cocksucker is an authoritarian Maoist revolutionary.

Excellent closing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (SH2Zi)

497 I'll admit that this Sue Bird lady has an attractive face, sort of like Andie McDowell in more recent times. But she has no figure to speak of, not one that would appeal to a normal man. And her feet are flat.

The feminista attitude is a real killer, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

498

Is there a reason why black people are the lead race in all media now? Did a directive come down from ProgBorg hivemind central control to all media outlets that black race people will be the only permitted race in all media?

I mean, look at that pic.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (DYmlj)

499 Yeah, two GGs. It's been awhile.

Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (6eRlp)

500 Awwww man - why not run in the Preakness? One shot
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 13, 2022 02:20 PM (f3Y5h)

It seems the horse has a lengthy turnaround time and they're fully aware how long it takes to prep it for the next race. It would likely get toasted in the Preakness and ruin any chance of it studding for serious moolah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

501 "If you'd find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you."

Who says this kind of thing for a business and keeps their job? They'd be cleaning out their desk five minutes after that hit the world in a sane company.

You don't say "stop using our business" you say "its easy to ignore what you don't like, and find tons of content you will, that's the beauty of Netflix! Its got so much you can always find something you will enjoy, and its easy to just forget what you don't care for!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

It's to their employees, not their customers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

502 >>> I'm pretty sure Jugs was a women's magazine.
Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (6eRlp)

A bi-monthly featuring the best in artisan handblown glassware and porcelain carafes.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (QzpS1)

503 Surely there's an abortion video game somewhere
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

You'd have to sneak past, dodge, or defeat Xian fanatics to make your way to the women's health center.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (FVME7)

504 479 >>Were you wearing Crocs?

Chuck Taylors.

Should have been wearing Pig Farmer Boots.
-----------------
I'm surprised they weren't Jack Purcell's since it was a tennis gig. I really liked Purcell's better than Chuck Taylors.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (g/54t)

505 Pertaining to the SI; this crap only ends when conservative men quit white knighting for every woman they see. This will not be easy for conservative men, white knighting is part of their identity. Fixing things, even when the things are best left alone, is a big part of the conservative psyche.

But that's the only peaceful way out of this. Let women collectively suffer. Walk away.

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (qW+ic)

506 Shouldn't women basketball players wear hoop skirts?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (kXYt5)

507

Back when Cheryl Tiegs was in SI, I literally got calluses...then that Paulina chick and Elle whatshername...could powered Buffalo from the friction heat.

But this, that tatted up nasty skank. WTF.

I bet she has an awesome personality tho

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (DYmlj)

508 Gonna watch a Hallmark movie with Amy Acker.

There is a good looking gal.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (lKAqb)

509 I like my women.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

510 The WNBA is amusing. The absolute best player in the league would be cut from every division 1 men's college team. Cut from every division 2 men's college team...and possibly cut from about 75% of every division 3 men's college team.

And yet, they are considered a thing. Sports Illustrated considers them "celebrity" enough to highlight in their publication. How is that not outright patronization? Apparently virtue signaling allows blatant application of falsehoods.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (iA3kn)

511 A former boss of mine was on a sailing vacation with his soon to be wife and some friends and they stopped at Jost van Dyke. They were having dinner at Sydney's Peace and Love which is great little spot right down on the water.

As they were eating a boat pulled in and off came a bunch of SI swimsuit models including Christie Brinkley. He was thrilled, his soon to be wife was not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

512 Is there a reason why black people are the lead race in all media now? Did a directive come down from ProgBorg hivemind central control to all media outlets that black race people will be the only permitted race in all media?

I mean, look at that pic.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (DYmlj)

They 'won' the Progressive stack since 2008

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (V6f9+)

513 Claudia Schiffer. Dammit.

And yeah she was in SI. She was one amazing looking woman, not a super pretty face but something about her just roared sex, like she was awash with pheremones or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

514 Ace,
they can't leave even mostly women's pleasures alone:
see Ravelry's anti-Trumpism.

Couldn't just let the biggest controversy be English vs Continental.

Posted by: sal at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (bJKUl)

515 I see Netflix is brushing back their woke employees with a new "Culture Memo." Netflix is mostly garbage but it seems they've re-discovered their bottom line means something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2022 02:23 PM (BFigT)

Still not gonna subscribe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

516 Maybe if womans basketball wore the same outfits that beach volley ball babes wear things might pickup for the league.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (g/54t)

517 506 Shouldn't women basketball players wear hoop skirts?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (kXYt5)

--------

That might increase dribbling on the court.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (0KLaH)

518 512 Is there a reason why black people are the lead race in all media now? Did a directive come down from ProgBorg hivemind central control to all media outlets that black race people will be the only permitted race in all media?

I mean, look at that pic.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 13, 2022 02:25 PM (DYmlj)

They 'won' the Progressive stack since 2008
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 13, 2022 02:28 PM (V6f9+)

=========

Has everyone forgotten BLM as well? They asserted their dominance over the liberal hierarchy then. Everyone bowed. Kneeled even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

519 It's more like everyone has tattoos these days to the point it's not even rebellious anymore and has become conformist.
Posted by: Augustine at May 13, 2022 02:21 PM (BDZWU)
++++
Being tat-free makes you stand out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022

***
I'm very glad Miss Linda has none. Oh, I've told her that a temporary butterfly or dragon on her instep or ankle would be attractive, but again, temporary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (txdEq)

520 That one black chick has a ham shank the size of a race horse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (sVtYq)

521 A former boss of mine was on a sailing vacation with his soon to be wife and some friends and they stopped at Jost van Dyke.

Nice island.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (H4qIP)

522 I am a passionate moron and I am learning to be even moar passionate about single malt whiskies, cigars, gubs, and long walks on the beach.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (anj39)

523 I was hoping that when I hit refresh that SI pic would be gone.

Posted by: 7man at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (qwO6y)

524 124 They've already had chicks with dicks. So...
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I want to see the actual video of a biological male passing a baby through his dingdong.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (qfLjt)

525 Video games have been shot through with social justice bullshit for the past 10-15 years.

You can't play any sort of game with a story line without having to interact with at least one gay/lesbian character and a tranny.

These characters are always so ham-fistedly crammed into the plot of these games you can't do anything other than roll your eyes, get up, and go get another beer while the NPC rails about how tough it is to be a tranny.

No shit, FarCry 6 is set in "Cuba" in the 1960s, and a brutal dictator controls the island. You interact with an NPC who whines about having "top surgery." Sure thing, sugartits.

Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (oXNqT)

526 off sock

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (786Ro)

527 510 The WNBA is amusing. The absolute best player in the league would be cut from every division 1 men's college team. Cut from every division 2 men's college team...and possibly cut from about 75% of every division 3 men's college team.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 02:27 PM (iA3kn)
_________________________________

Their very best player wouldn't hack it on a decent men's high school team. Even the taller players in the WNBA have trouble dunking the ball. They aren't very tall compared to men, they all have white man's disease, and they are much slower and weaker. A decent men's high school team would eat them alive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

528 Surprise that Firestarter, the direct to streaming re-adaptation of a sub-par Stephen King book, turns out to be garbage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

529 >>Nice island.

Great spot. I'm a big fan of the BVI.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)

530 I just noticed that that guy on the right is showing some nipple.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

531 12 Is there a reason why black people are the lead race in all media now? Did a directive come down from ProgBorg hivemind central control to all media outlets that black race people will be the only permitted race in all media?

Summer of George

Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (rJ48h)

532 MJ Day she/her Editor, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
_____________

What is the betting line that MJ Day looks like Dick Butkus?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (O9H6c)

533 RE: Rich Strike not running in the Preakness
Hurray for the owners for caring for their horse.
Pimlico racetrack has a bad history of injury and diseases for horses racing there.
So BAD that the state agreed to a $375 MILLION investment to "fix" the track.
Story at foxbaltimore.com: https://tinyurl.com/5n8cmjr7

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (CCL41)

534 >>Their very best player wouldn't hack it on a decent men's high school team.

Ironically, they can't Box Out.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (kjquW)

535 Bruh, you know WAY too much about the WNBA. LOL.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

---------

I'm starting to think that Mannix maybe the world's first self-aware AI bot with his vast depth and breadth of knowledge. Or maybe an idetitic memory ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (0KLaH)

536 _________________________________

Their very best player wouldn't hack it on a decent men's high school team. Even the taller players in the WNBA have trouble dunking the ball. They aren't very tall compared to men, they all have white man's disease, and they are much slower and weaker. A decent men's high school team would eat them alive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

Boston Celtic Marcus Smart went to High School in my town. Between he and Phil Forte hitting 3's anytime he touched the ball, I'm quite sure that team (2 Texas State Championships back to back) would've laid waste to last year's WNBA championship team.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

537 get out the barf bags...

@brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."

Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)

538 It's to their employees, not their customers.

Well, that makes more sense at least, and good for Netflix. I don't like them to have content like "Cuties" but I don't care if they have crap I disagree with on there, as long as they have more amenable stuff as well. I don't want ideological purity, I just want a chance to have good stuff as well.

I think a Netflix like service that left out all the sex and gay and ultraviolence stuff would be a nice option for parents and Christians. Like that DVD service that made movies with the extraneous crap cut out available for purchase.

Nearly every sex scene in every movie can be cut without losing any story or character development whatsoever. Almost all nude scenes are pointless padding. All that in Reacher was just a wasted segment of the show, lurid pandering and padding to fill out an episode. The fact that the girl cop looks like she's about 16 doesn't help matters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

539 535 I'm starting to think that Mannix maybe the world's first self-aware AI bot with his vast depth and breadth of knowledge. Or maybe an idetitic memory ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (0KLaH)

========

He doesn't get brunch...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

540 503 Surely there's an abortion video game somewhere
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

You'd have to sneak past, dodge, or defeat Xian fanatics to make your way to the women's health center.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 02:26 PM (FVME70

That's just phallic violence fantasy. In a real wymyn's abortion game, well....

...jeepes.... I just passed out from boredom even thinking about it....sorry...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (mZOHK)

541 Great spot. I'm a big fan of the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw

Same. Anegada is just a high spot. But they had a great restaurant on the beach. Skinniest cows I've ever seen.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (H4qIP)

542 530 I just noticed that that guy on the right is showing some nipple.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, he's obviously getting into the mood of the thing.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (MkuC5)

543 12 Is there a reason why black people are the lead race in all media now? Did a directive come down from ProgBorg hivemind central control to all media outlets that black race people will be the only permitted race in all media?
_____________

They're the Massah Race.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (O9H6c)

544 Watching the WNBA is like watching dog mess being bleached white by the sun.

So exciting!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (R/m4+)

545 133 Last time I got the Swimsuit issue Kathy Ireland was the cover model. Glad I kept my memories pure.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes
===

Went to high school with her. Still have that SI swimsuit issue and it is not cemented together.
----
Course not, you got more than one copy.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:33 PM (qfLjt)

546 If bird really wanted fight the power she wouldn't have gone the full brazillion and let it all hang out. Metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 13, 2022 02:34 PM (rjpjQ)

547
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Jen Psaki chokes up in her farewell monologue for her last day in the Biden administration.

She highlights her role in "the importance of returning integrity, respect, and civility to the White House."

-
Yeah, about that . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at May 13, 2022 02:34 PM (FVME7)

548 Wow.

Every one of 'em is a bonerkiller.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2022 02:34 PM (wtvvX)

549 520 That one black chick has a ham shank the size of a race horse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2022 02:29 PM (sVtYq)

-----------

Brings back memories of Florence Griffith Joyner (FloJo).

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2022 02:34 PM (0KLaH)

550 >>> MJ Day she/her Editor, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
_____________

What is the betting line that MJ Day looks like Dick Butkus?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:31 PM (O9H6c)

I assume you wear nose prosthetics, wear a single glitter glove, and dork Macaulay Culkin on that day.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:34 PM (QzpS1)

551 I'm hearing through the video game pipeline that Amber Heard will have a cameo appearance in the next Call of Doody: Modern Warfare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

552 Surprise that Firestarter, the direct to streaming re-adaptation of a sub-par Stephen King book, turns out to be garbage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

They kept the character white, is the problem, I'm sure.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

553 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (1IJnB)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

554 Claudia Schiffer had wonderfully seductive eyes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (4G0LT)

555 @brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."
Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)
++++
Nothin' like a big 'ole State/Press circle-jerk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (DU+/6)

556 >>Same. Anegada is just a high spot. But they had a great restaurant on the beach. Skinniest cows I've ever seen.

Definitely not a place to be in a hurricane. Get to high ground on Anegada means go somewhere else.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)

557
It's only taken Netflix, what?, three or so years to figure out that trannies are completely insane. Pretty much the textbook definition of. along with *ahem* a lot of the other alphabet crew.*

Nobody really gives a fuck about them and no one wants to have an extra fee for their entertainment in the form of jamming some woke nut job in front of our eyeballs every few moments.

Here's a tip - if you want to produce woke crapola. Rate it with a big rainbow W, so norms will know to avoid. And not get sucker punched.

*I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (OK0YZ)

558 They did that with my 2019 return too. They said they had it and were "processing" it. I was supposed to get a refund, but never heard anything about it. Didn't feel like spending hours on the phone for it. Didn't get any sort of a letter or anything else about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (5HBd1)

559 524 124 They've already had chicks with dicks. So...
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I want to see the actual video of a biological male passing a baby through his dingdong.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (qfLjt)

I would think, like libtards, they come out the other hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

560 They all look like dudes.

Posted by: Broken Apple at May 13, 2022 02:37 PM (ZfoAa)

561 538 ....Almost all nude scenes are pointless padding. ...
______________
I'm sure there is a point to those scenes. Wait, did you mean pointless to advancing the plot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:37 PM (fs1hN)

562 537 get out the barf bags...

@brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."
Posted by: Hands

Brian Stelter is a sex machine

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:37 PM (OTXUv)

563 @brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."
Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)

"Thank you for making me better" Holy crap, how bad was Tater before, if he's "better" now?

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (FJYfm)

564 Definitely not a place to be in a hurricane. Get to high ground on Anegada means go somewhere else.
Posted by: JackStraw

If I had to ride a hurricane out, I'd want to be on Tortola. At a minimum.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (H4qIP)

565 Apropos of nothing: Timelapse Captures Dust Storm Enveloping Sioux Falls, South Dakota

https://bityl.co/CCaz

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

566 Just Wondering:
1- Why would I ever read SI?
2- Why would I ever watch ESPN?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (jYQlA)

567 aren't Chucks made in Chyyna now?

Posted by: DB at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (geLO8)

568
@brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."
Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)

"Because being the shining example of how to lie out your ass with a smile day in and day out with no ramifications or conscience whatsoever should be celebrated."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

569 SMOD -Kathy Barnett ran for my congresswoman. Weeks after the election her people looking into ballots signed up the last minute and thousand were fake addresses

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (0FDtL)

570 562 538 ....Almost all nude scenes are pointless padding. ...
______________
I'm sure there is a point to those scenes. Wait, did you mean pointless to advancing the plot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:37 PM (fs1hN)

I wonder if there's a word for that, like MacGuffin...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

571 >>> Nearly every sex scene in every movie can be cut without losing any story or character development whatsoever. Almost all nude scenes are pointless padding. All that in Reacher was just a wasted segment of the show, lurid pandering and padding to fill out an episode. The fact that the girl cop looks like she's about 16 doesn't help matters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

They had to pad Lifeforce with clothed scenes to up the run time.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (QzpS1)

572 >>If I had to ride a hurricane out, I'd want to be on Tortola. At a minimum.

Drinking magic tea at the Bomba Shack.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

573 558
It's only taken Netflix, what?, three or so years to figure out that trannies are completely insane. Pretty much the textbook definition of. along with *ahem* a lot of the other alphabet crew.*

Nobody really gives a fuck about them and no one wants to have an extra fee for their entertainment in the form of jamming some woke nut job in front of our eyeballs every few moments.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2022 02:35 PM (OK0YZ)

========

Getting the bots of Twitter under control could very well do great damage to the tranny movement. If the rumors are true that most cancellation efforts are done by about a dozen people with access to an army of bots, and that goes away, you go from corporate accounts getting suddenly flooded with tens of thousands of angry replies to a couple of dozen, tops.

Then, there are no emergency meetings with the VP of marketing about how this is really bad for their image.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

574 So Tranny's are out and Women are back in as the aggrieved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (TQlM9)

575 Same. Anegada is just a high spot. But they had a great restaurant on the beach. Skinniest cows I've ever seen.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

I liked Neptune's Treasure

Posted by: Infidel at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (E0NVW)

576 570 that's the reason not believing someone posted she is a fraud denying because she proved it happened

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (0FDtL)

577 556 @brianstelter
Jen Psaki to the WH press corps: "Thank you for what you do. Thank you for making me better. And most importantly, thank you for the work every day you do to make this country stronger."
Posted by: Hands at May 13, 2022 02:32 PM (786Ro)
++++
Nothin' like a big 'ole State/Press circle-jerk.
----------------
Psaki: I am Shartacus
Press Corps: No, I am Sharacus
The Never Ending Story

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (g/54t)

578 Their very best player wouldn't hack it on a decent men's high school team. Even the taller players in the WNBA have trouble dunking the ball. They aren't very tall compared to men, they all have white man's disease, and they are much slower and weaker. A decent men's high school team would eat them alive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)
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LMAO I was being generous. I played Div 1 ball and fooled around in some of the Pro Summer leagues where I was the shortest guy on some of the teams at 6'6". Simply put, these women don't want pure equality despite their rants. They want a stage to appear important, and Sports Illustrated is dumb enough to comply.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (iA3kn)

579 Billy Joel had the best poster of Christie in a swimsuit in his locker in the Uptown Girl video. Yowza.

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (h5TKJ)

580 SI model - Anna Kournikova for the win.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (3Or4S)

581 567 Just Wondering:
1- Why would I ever read SI?
2- Why would I ever watch ESPN?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2022 02:38 PM (jYQlA)

Because someone wants your money and you want to give it to them. Seems simple to me.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (mZOHK)

582 Pete Davidson?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022

Bad boy that makes daddy angry and has a fat wallet.

i hear tell it ain't the wallet that's fat.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (if1TT)

583 Drinking magic tea at the Bomba Shack.
Posted by: JackStraw

Dark rum at Sebastian's.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (H4qIP)

584 571 562 538 ....Almost all nude scenes are pointless padding. ...
How do you think that popcorn gets buttered?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:41 PM (g/54t)

585 579 Their very best player wouldn't hack it on a decent men's high school team. Even the taller players in the WNBA have trouble dunking the ball. They aren't very tall compared to men, they all have white man's disease, and they are much slower and weaker. A decent men's high school team would eat them alive.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)
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LMAO I was being generous. I played Div 1 ball and fooled around in some of the Pro Summer leagues where I was the shortest guy on some of the teams at 6'6". Simply put, these women don't want pure equality despite their rants. They want a stage to appear important, and Sports Illustrated is dumb enough to comply.

Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (iA3kn)

FloJo had an amazing vertical jump, IIRC

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2022 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

586 They should have a swimsuit edition with the Empowered Women of Beach Volleyball.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

587 572
They had to pad Lifeforce with clothed scenes to up the run time.
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They don't make movies like that anymore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:42 PM (fs1hN)

588 I don't watch the WNBA for three reasons, one, the basketball is horrible.

Two, the women, I don't care if they are lesbian but they are too butch and dykie.

And three, I have absolutely no interest.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2022 02:42 PM (DcKNO)

589 All women and all people of color hardest hit.

Posted by: The Ad Council at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

590 They don't make movies like that anymore.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2022 02:42 PM (fs1hN)

Patrick Stewart with hair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

591 So Tranny's are out and Women are back in as the aggrieved ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (TQlM9)

(Checks list).....yes. Then on June 1 we move to unemployed black utes and the summer of love.

Posted by: Main Stream Media at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (R/m4+)

592
Brian Stelter is a sex machine

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 02:37 PM (OTXUv)

That shit's still damn funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

593 572.

Species would have been pointless WITHOUT the hot tub seks sceene.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (3Or4S)

594 Sorry. Them bitchez be ugly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (Qhnrt)

595 can't even tell you the name of ONE team.

Tampa Bay Tampons
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (H4qIP)

Seattle Seacows?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2022 02:22 PM (AKvgO)
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Denver Dildoes?
San Francisco Slurpers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (O9H6c)

596 Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (1IJnB)

My brother's right. You're a dick.

Posted by: Curtis Spicoli at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

597 589 I don't watch the WNBA for three reasons, one, the basketball is horrible.

Two, the women, I don't care if they are lesbian but they are too butch and dykie.

And three, I have absolutely no interest.
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Basketball is something you do between Football and Baseball. If you're really into athletics you do Track for some reason.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (g/54t)

598 Went to high school with her. Still have that SI swimsuit issue and it is not cemented together.
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Course not, you got more than one copy.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 13, 2022

***
If the hottest girl (a busty redhead) in my HS grad class had ever appeared in SI or Playboy (remember the '80s tune "Centerfold"?), you better believe I'd have bought several copies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

599 Thought one far left is ok

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (0FDtL)

600 >>Dark rum at Sebastian's.

Ok, you convinced me. Both.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

601 >>> Species would have been pointless WITHOUT the hot tub seks sceene.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid says rain makes corn. Corn makes cornbread. at May 13, 2022 02:43 PM (3Or4S)

Also, that older movie where the dude in the wheelchair gets some.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:45 PM (QzpS1)

602 >>Them bitchez be ugly.

The one on the bottom left isn't ugly.

But the rest are obviously men.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:45 PM (kjquW)

603
Denver Dildoes?
San Francisco Slurpers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (O9H6c)

Washington That's NOT Funny

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (mZOHK)

604 A man was just convicted in Louisiana of killing another man with a crossbow.

I only bring this up because I miss the crossbow discussions on this site.

Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (FJYfm)

605
grr

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (mZOHK)

606 Denver Dildoes?
San Francisco Slurpers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (O9H6c)

The Chicago Dead

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (VdGjU)

607 That said. The only cute one soen't really have an athletic body.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:47 PM (kjquW)

608 >>> Thought one far left is ok
Posted by: Skip's phone at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (0FDtL)

My theory is this was originally going to be a cover with just her and someone went, "oh crap! She's attractive! That won't do!" and decided to squish her down in the left corner and mess things up.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:47 PM (QzpS1)

609 Where have you gone, Kathy Ireland

a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you...

woo woo woo

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 13, 2022 02:47 PM (WhsXQ)

610 Craftshawk Tool Company silent on Scopes trial. Burn it down.

Posted by: klaftern at May 13, 2022 02:47 PM (taPSh)

611 Surprise that Firestarter, the direct to streaming re-adaptation of a sub-par Stephen King book, turns out to be garbage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 13, 2022 02:30 PM

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Haven't seen it. But you want an awful Firestarter movie? Check out Firestarter 2, with Malcom McDowell. Ugh.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2022 02:47 PM (XmxxE)

612 Tiger thighs would probably be the ride of a lifetime though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

613 These WNBA teams would likely be annihilated by many high-school boys teams. Faster, stronger, jump higher, shooter better, ambidextrous, smarter (basketball wise).

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (S7une)

614 The fact that sales will bomb is further proof that we need more punishing.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (fj2YZ)

615 Guys! Check out the cover of Milk Shortage Illustrated!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (wcs7v)

616 Dark rum at Sebastian's.

Ok, you convinced me. Both.
Posted by: JackStraw

Last night in the BVI's, we stayed at Sebastian's. After dinner, they brought around a tray full of these half shot sized glasses with a spash of their house rum. Tasted like candy. Didn't need to be cold. Didn't need a mixer. Nothing. I bought a bottle to bring home. I miss that. And they don't sell off island.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (H4qIP)

617 San Antonio Shag

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:48 PM (kjquW)

618 LMAO I was being generous. I played Div 1 ball and fooled around in some of the Pro Summer leagues where I was the shortest guy on some of the teams at 6'6".
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2022 02:40 PM (iA3kn)
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This is why I don't like basketball. Unlike baseball, where normal-sized guys can play and compete (David Eckstein, and Jose Altuve, 5'6") if you're not freakishly tall, it's very difficult to compete in basketball. Same thing, to a lesser extent, with football. Sure, WRs, CBs, and RBs are often more or less normal-sized guys, but linemen are gargantuan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:49 PM (O9H6c)

619 The bottom left one only not-fugly by comparison with the others...

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 02:49 PM (S7une)

620 I don't get it. Hot babes in swimsuits are wrong, but ugly babes in swimsuits are good? Are we supposed to be indignant about admiring women in swimsuits? If so, why are these babes in swimsuits? Are we supposed to pretend that we're just as physically attracted to ugly babes as we are to super-hot ones?

I mean, I didn't choose what I'm attracted to, that was how I was born. Can I identify as a normal heterosexual male and be attracted to what I'm attracted to? Or is that only allowed for everyone but me?

Posted by: Mozam at May 13, 2022 02:49 PM (ea+OK)

621 >>Tiger thighs would probably be the ride of a lifetime though.

Gotta be one helluva a slump to pick that as your slumpbuster.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (kjquW)

622
I think the trick with the IRS is to overpay by exactly two hundred dollars, or the amount you'd pay an accountant to file the return. Wait for them to annoy you. File the return and get your two hundred dollar refund. Lather, rinse, repeat. Year after year.

Eventually they'll figure it out and check some box in their database that says, 'Don't bother'.

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (dQvv7)

623 nood

oz

Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (QzpS1)

624 I'd have to "Frankenstein" those "ladies" to make a decent woman.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (DcKNO)

625 I saw Shooter Better open for Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies at Blind Lemon in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

626 nood dr oz....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (WhsXQ)

627 I'm surprised they weren't Jack Purcell's since it was a tennis gig. I really liked Purcell's better than Chuck Taylors.

...

Stan's were better.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (2pppK)

628 A man was just convicted in Louisiana of killing another man with a crossbow.

I only bring this up because I miss the crossbow discussions on this site.
Posted by: Wally

Crossbows have went so high tech they don't even look like crossbows anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 13, 2022 02:50 PM (H4qIP)

629 605 A man was just convicted in Louisiana of killing another man with a crossbow.

I only bring this up because I miss the crossbow discussions on this site.
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (FJYfm)

Now we're going to derail the thread, but...
1) Everyone should have a crossbow or bow as part of their collection, especially for deer season.
2) Should we also open the discussion to air rifles? Because that should also be part of everyone's collection since ammo is dirt cheap and a GOOD air rifle is great for rabbit and squirrel.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at May 13, 2022 02:51 PM (CCL41)

630 The bottom left one only not-fugly by comparison with the others...
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 02:49 PM (S7une)

She's cute, but she has random shit haphazardly tattooed all across her, so obviously brain-damaged.

Posted by: spindrift at May 13, 2022 02:51 PM (h5TKJ)

631 >>he bottom left one only not-fugly by comparison with the others...

Nah. She's got a great smile and a feminine form.

She's a 1.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2022 02:51 PM (kjquW)

632 Denver Dildoes?
San Francisco Slurpers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:44 PM (O9H6c)

The Chicago Dead
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 13, 2022 02:46 PM (VdGjU)
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The Chicago Drive-Bys

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2022 02:51 PM (O9H6c)

633 How did they miss the bravest of them all, Lia?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 13, 2022 02:51 PM (qyH+l)

634 Heh...shooter better. The perils of rewording your post.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 13, 2022 02:52 PM (S7une)

635 Blacks are the default top of the stack. Sometimes it'll be Moslems (during Bush), or Aztecs (during Trump) but when all is right in the electoral world, they slide back to the top. Trannies might displace them for awhile, soon. If needed.

Posted by: Progressive Stack at May 13, 2022 02:52 PM (XwhfV)

636 >>Last night in the BVI's, we stayed at Sebastian's. After dinner, they brought around a tray full of these half shot sized glasses with a spash of their house rum. Tasted like candy. Didn't need to be cold. Didn't need a mixer. Nothing. I bought a bottle to bring home. I miss that. And they don't sell off island.

Did you ever make it over to Virgin Gorda? The Bitter End Yacht Club has a great little beach bar and right next to it is an open air movie theater where they play old classics, lots of James Bond when I was there last.

Great spot. That whole bay is loaded with bars.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2022 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

637 My theory is this was originally going to be a cover with just her and someone went, "oh crap! She's attractive! That won't do!" and decided to squish her down in the left corner and mess things up.
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Women understand that their attractiveness is relative to the supply of hotter women. If those were the last women on earth they'd be pretty hot. If you put, Kate Upton in the middle of them, they'd look repulsive. And to be fair, they did a fairly good job of making these ladies look their best. Guarantee you they edited heavily. They do that to all magazine covers/models. Even the hottest. Again, if Upton was standing next to them, you'd literally be unable to notice them. Because they are fairly average looking for their age. Average being 5-6. Way too many tats for my taste tho. And the mannish abs are not something I find appealing in a woman. I don't want a girl with a better washboard than mine.

Posted by: its a zero sum world if you are a girl at May 13, 2022 02:53 PM (DP6jp)

638 I don't think there are too many normal sized WRs anymore (unless world class speed) 6'3" is probably the minimum.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2022 02:55 PM (fj2YZ)

639 Notsothoreau, send them a letter, using the control or recording number of the notice if you still have it. Also put in your last 4 SSN or a PIN number

Ask for a follow up on your 2019 taxes AND a transcript for 2019 & 2020. per the IRS website you can also do it online.
If you mail it in the website says you need to provide your mailing address from your latest return. It should be mailed within 10 days to the address they have on file for you.
These letters are not forwarded if you move so you might want to expend that forever stamp soon.

IRS has a two year period to do an audit, they should be done by now. If you are in or move to a state that has a MOU with the IRS, your state will also audit you within 2 years of the IRS audit (Oregon is bad about that, try getting your return for 2016 reviewed for an audit within 30 days of a letter you get today)
If you move without notifying the IRS they stop sending you letters to your old address and just bide their time. Eventually they figure out where you are and garnish you for back taxes.

{{{hugs}}} monsters exist and they are in the IRS.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2022 02:55 PM (xhaym)

640 "It's about time we start funding organizations to start collecting scalps from the media."

Pax Dickinson tried that with WeSearchr. The payment processors stopped service to it. Like they did with Hatreon. Like they did with Gab. Like they did with the website having the initials D S in its name.

It's a good idea, but Bitcoin and Monero is pretty much the only way it can work. And pretty much just the latter, since the Left has gone so far as to establish dedicated accounts to track Bitcoin donations. And now the government can treat Bitcoin addresses donating to causes they don't like as potential terrorists.

Posted by: It's Friday at May 13, 2022 02:59 PM (Y8+nY)

641 Oligarchs have stables of female basketball players and teams.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)

Stables full of women > Binders full of women.

Man, is there anything those Russian oligarchs can't do?

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at May 13, 2022 03:00 PM (BCSAN)

642 "And pretty much just the latter, since the Left has gone so far as to establish dedicated accounts to track Bitcoin donations."

Dedicated Twitter accounts, I meant.

Posted by: It's Friday at May 13, 2022 03:01 PM (Y8+nY)

643 Eh, had some thoughts but we are over 600. The willowing is soon to come.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 13, 2022 03:03 PM (5p7BC)

644 They're not even marketing to real lesbians/bi women, who, wouldn't you know, generally find the same things attractive about women that men do. The only "lesbians" who find ugly women attractive are straight women who think they can only be proper feminists as lesbians even if they have no sexual attraction to other women whatsoever. Even their sexuality is just another weapon to punish men.

This rant brought to you by the Sarah flap of Dragon Age 3, where Bioware couldn't stand the idea of men playing a female MC and choosing the lesbian option, and in doing so also screwed over lesbians and bi women who also wanted that option. So we all got stuck with an ugly lesbian with a grating personality, and the lesbians just decided to play male MCs and romance Cassandra anyway. *emoji shrug*

Posted by: Saber Alter at May 13, 2022 03:05 PM (k/DdX)

645 614 These WNBA teams would likely be annihilated by many high-school boys teams. Faster, stronger, jump higher, shooter better, ambidextrous, smarter (basketball wise).
Posted by: Jake from State Farm

The vaunted gold medal winning womenz soccer team got beat by a JV boys team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 03:08 PM (OTXUv)

646 My wife would be in complete lockstep with this attitude.

Paraphrasing her: Women were not put on Earth for men to enjoy.

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 13, 2022 03:10 PM (Z7wye)

647 642 Oligarchs have stables of female basketball players and teams.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 13, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)

Stables full of women > Binders full of women.

Man, is there anything those Russian oligarchs can't do?
Posted by: Homer's Donuts

They also have pet mini-giraffes. Saw that on TV once and the TV never lies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 13, 2022 03:10 PM (OTXUv)

648 SI:
When you want to know what ESPN said, a week later.

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 03:38 PM (1hpHR)

649
Paraphrasing her: Women were not put on Earth for men to enjoy.
Posted by: Weak Geek

At least not after they're married

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2022 03:39 PM (1hpHR)

650 Who can even fap to this? Its not just bad, it's sad and tragic.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 13, 2022 03:46 PM (cGlgB)

651 I've always called Title IX "Providing college scholarships for lesbians since 1972." I'd much rather give those scholarships to the next tier male athletes than wasting them on lesbians who couldnt beat the 500th ranked male in any given sport.

Posted by: JT Smith at May 13, 2022 03:54 PM (frfx6)

652 YIKES!

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2022 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

653 Sue Bird has been engaged to the reprehensible Megan Rapinoe since 2020.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 13, 2022 04:20 PM (AfV7r)

654 if your intent was to make more young men gay this is the perfect way to do it ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (5cMUX)

655 Was listening to James Lindsay on newdiscourses.com about neomarxism,and part of the deal is they look for every aspect of life to attack and crush because then they will destroy civilization.

Has nothing to do really with their love of people.

Posted by: Ultra pj at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (G1dq6)

656 And Sue bird has no breasts

Posted by: Ultra pj at May 13, 2022 04:27 PM (G1dq6)

657 Nothing more attractive to men than a completely flat-chested woman in a swimsuit.

Posted by: gobagoo at May 15, 2022 07:55 AM (p6YZo)

658 You can have the entire WNBA, just give me one Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: gobagoo at May 15, 2022 07:57 AM (p6YZo)

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