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Gas Prices Soar to Fresh Highs;
Biden Blames Republicans For Inflation
Update: Biden Would Rather Talk About Inflation Than Abortion

Wait, I thought it was Putin's Inflation? Now inflation is the fault of the Ultra-MAGA crowd?

I'll let CNN do the honors reporting Biden's record gas prices.

In another blow to the US economy, prices at the pump soared to fresh record highs.

The national average price for regular gasoline climbed more than four cents on Tuesday to $4.37 a gallon, according to AAA. That takes out the prior record of $4.33 set on March 11.

The gas spike -- prices are up 17 cents in the past week alone -- will only add to inflationary pressures that have raised recession fears, rocked financial markets and soured Americans' views on the economy.

The national average dipped to as low as $4.07 a gallon in April after the record-setting release of oil from emergency reserves and as oil prices cooled off. But as industry analysts predicted at the time, that relief proved to be short-lived and minor.

Biden says that Republicans are to blame for not letting him spend more money, which, he claims, would somehow reduce the problem of having excess dollars in the economy chasing a static amount of goods and services.


"They're frustrated," Biden said of Americans paying more for goods and services across the board. "I don't blame them."

With a spike in inflation having pushed annual consumer prices more than 8% higher, the president highlighted his release of oil from strategic petroleum reserves and pressure on companies to return record-high profits to consumers in the form of lower prices.

"I know that families all across America are hurting because of inflation," Biden said in a speech from the White House. "I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it is my top domestic priority."

It's such a priority he keeps pushing for his Build Back Brandon bill and more trillion dollar "stimulus."


Biden said the COVID-19 pandemic, coupled with supply chain issues and Russia's war on Ukraine, are to blame for the inflation spike. His administration rushed trillions in COVID aid and infrastructure spending into the economy, which Republicans and some economists blame for higher costs.

"We're in power," said Biden, asked whether he deserves blame for high prices. "We control all three branches of government. Well, we don't really," he added, lamenting Democrats' ability to get other spending bills passed because of its narrow control of Congress.

If only we could have spent more dollars we just printed up out of nothing, he keeps saying, we'd beat this inflation.

That's not a joke. He really keeps claiming he can tamp down inflation by flooding the economy with more heavily-devalued freshly-printed paper.

Biden said the U.S. Federal Reserve should, and will do its job to control it.

They will, by raising interest rates, to reduce the monetary supply.

If you insist on injecting more devalued dollar bills into the economy, they'll have to hike the interest rates still further to undo the damage you're continuing to inflict on the country.

The U.S. central bank raised interest rates by half a percentage point last week and is expected to roll out additional hikes this year.


The president did not announce new policy measures in the speech, which took place a day before new consumer price data is expected to show inflation remained elevated through April.

But he did say he was considering eliminating Trump-era tariffs on China as a way to lower prices for goods in the United States. "No decision has been made on it," he said.

Biden sought to direct blame over inflation to Republicans, with six months before the Nov. 8 congressional elections that will determine whether Democrats can retain control of the Senate and House of Representatives.

Biden repeatedly attacked Republicans loyal to former President Donald Trump for holding up his agenda, lamenting that Democrats' majority in Congress is not sufficient to gain approval of his priorities.


So, the Republicans don't have a plan to fix the inflation caused by the trillions this incompetent recklessly printed and dumped into the economy?

That's like a drunk driver who kills a family complaining that the DA who brings charges against doesn't have a plan to resurrect his victims.

We're now in a five year cycle of despair and misery, "President" Biden, thanks to you. The way to fix inflation is through a long period of high interest rates and low economic growth -- intermittent recessions and low growth.

All thanks to you.

There is no other way to magically get trillions of fake dollars out of the economy, Fake President Biden.

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By the way, when I started writing this post, I hadn't read all of his remarks about inflation yet. I wrote the headline claiming he "blamed Republicans" for inflation based on the tenor of remarks I saw, and based on his history of being an inveterate liar.

But I didn't actually see a quote about him blaming Republicans. I was just guessing.

And then, of course, it turned out I was 100% right.

Thanks, NeverTrump!

Say, when do those Norms start getting Restored, I wonder?

Update: Biden used to claim to be pro-life.

He is now so pro-abortion he favors abortion without limits of any kind, including partial birth abortion, including killing babies born during failed abortions.

He doesn't want to admit that, but he can't, of course, be anything less than a pure red-in-tooth-and-scalpel babyhunter for his base.

So when he was asked if he supports any limits on abortion, he said he'd rather... talk about inflation.

Alexandra DeSanctis Marr

Imagine being so extreme on abortion that you'd rather talk about *inflation* right now


Quote Tweet
Jennifer Shutt
@JenniferShutt

·2h

Biden declines to answer a question about whether he supports any restrictions on abortion, saying he wants to keep the focus on the inflation speech he just gave.

"I want the story to be about inflation."

His position on abortion is so toxic he reckons that inflation is actually a more favorable story for him!

thanks to chique d'afrique

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)

2 Found cheap gas, $4.59 regular, in my hood.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:45 PM (rF64X)

3 RED

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (aQ25I)

4 No one's buying it Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (0x4gK)

5 I'm not sure I believe the things that Biden says.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (1Z8zZ)

6 Milton Friedman is dead, but he keeps haunting my dreams.

He's laughing at me.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)

7 I'm so mad at the price of gas, I'm seeing red. At least I think that's why.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (rF64X)

8 Yeah, seeing red here, Boss.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

9 UltraMAGAflation

It just trips off the tongue. Are the mindfuck marketing people on vacation or something?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (yeOmr)

10 I think another round or two of PPP loans is just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:47 PM (UmVA6)

11 Inflation is always and everywhere a failure of the government to print enough money!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:47 PM (I2/tG)

12 It takes a certain level of psychopath to act like all the shit you did to lead us to this point is not your fault and that what you did is actually helping undo what you did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (9qSw/)

13 Will the dumbasses that voted for this clown learn anything?

No, I dare say they won't.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (Y5qcH)

14 That's not a joke. He really keeps claiming he can tamp down inflation by flooding the economy with more heavily-devalued freshly-printed paper.


They also believe that higher taxes boost GDP.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

15 Maybe if we had show trials for oil company executives for price gouging that would fix the problem!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (I2/tG)

16 I see red
And it hurts my head
I guess it must be something
That I read

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (2cfUo)

17 LIVs don't pay attention to much...but they do notice inflation is 20%+ over the last year.

This is really dumb by the junta.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

18 Throw Joe in the bathroom with the rat.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (MkuC5)

19 "They're frustrated. I don't blame them."
_____________

IT'S YOUR FVCKING FAULT!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (vBvJV)

20 TLDR:

I shit the bed but my shitting the bed will help alleviate the shit in the bed. - Joe Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (9qSw/)

21 Don't worry - once the war I'm planning with Russia starts, you'll have bigger problems than inflation!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (I2/tG)

22 Dammit, I have to get gas today. I knew I should've done it on Saturday. And I'm taking a trip to see a certain Moron this weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

23 I don't think the federal reserve has the cajones to keep interest rates high during a recession.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (xe+EB)

24 By the end of the summer we'll have sent more "aid" to Ukraine then we spent on the WoT.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)

25 Wicked quotey!

Posted by: The Mikado at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (UnQlg)

26 Do I get to wear a cape if I go full Ultra MAGA?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

27 And Bitch McConnell isn't even PRETENDING he's going to do a fucking thing about it.

He's just sitting on his fat ass and waiting for his turn at the pork trough again.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (setIA)

28 Alas, poor Blockquote. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite red.

Posted by: derek jacobi at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (Jtln5)

29 Milton Friedman is dead, but he keeps haunting my dreams.

He's laughing at me.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

===/=/

Sometimes the ghost takes the form of a walking Easter bunny.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (+UdNK)

30 Left-wing Democrats start calling for price controls in three, two, one...

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (I2/tG)

31 Trump: jobs, vacations, freedom

Biden: inflation, war, and STFU

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)

32 Dammit, I have to get gas today. I knew I should've done it on Saturday. And I'm taking a trip to see a certain Moron this weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

I am certain it is worth it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (SH2Zi)

33 John Smith is going to have to come forward and yell, "THE ICE...IS GONNA. BREAK!"

Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (N/oGZ)

34 As seen on the Twatter.

Alexandra DeSanctis Marr

Imagine being so extreme on abortion that you’d rather talk about *inflation* right now
Quote Tweet
Jennifer Shutt
@JenniferShutt
· 2h
Biden declines to answer a question about whether he supports any restrictions on abortion, saying he wants to keep the focus on the inflation speech he just gave.

"I want the story to be about inflation."

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (rF64X)

35 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (x8kT3)

36 On the plus side, he wiped his butt.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (bhRsz)

37 It's transitory!!

Posted by: Kevin Luntz-McCarthy at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (fpamp)

38 much foolishness

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

39 $50 to fill up a fucking Ford Focus. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (fWTJL)

40 On the plus side, he wiped his butt.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (bhRsz

With the nation's duvet.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (SH2Zi)

41 "I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it's my top domestic priority," President Biden says during a speech on addressing inflation.
____________

Your top domestic priority? Running it up even higher?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (vBvJV)

42 "That's what the stimulus checks were for."

The Free COVID Cash Frenzy caused much of this inflation. Look at the money supply charts for the last five years.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (qpX6U)

43 UltraMAGA sounds like we came up with it. It actually makes politics sound cool, if that was even possible.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yeOmr)

44 By the end of the summer we'll have sent more "aid" to Ukraine then we spent on the WoT.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (ESjRY)

Yeah, but those were pre-Biden dollars.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (Mzdiz)

45 I'm paying a grand a month for fuel because this idiot refuses to allow drilling in the US on public land, and is threatening banks to prevent financing of drilling on private land.


It is on purpose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (5kI0z)

46 38 much foolishness
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

Much foolishness will be the end of us all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (9qSw/)

47 What's the problem with high gas?

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (VJsqe)

48 Fuel at the nearest Exxon jumped .10 since Sunday. I'd better gas up tomorrow morning if I want to beat the next increase -- if I even can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)

49 Inflation is UP

MeanTweets are DOWN

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (7rttt)

50 It is darkly amusing to see how quickly we got to the Hoarders and Wreckers part of the Revolution. I expected it to take at least three years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

51 the redness in this post, unlike inflation, was transitory

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (0G13K)

52 wait, I'm confused.

Biden says inflation is
global in nature and due to
1) supply chain disruptions due to covid
and
2) Mr Putins invasion of Ukraine.

So how does the US government spending money fix either of those global problems?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (UmVA6)

53 Join us tomorrow morning to discuss why Republicans are unwilling to stop their inflation!

Posted by: Jenn Psaki morning thoughts at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (fpamp)

54 Sometimes the ghost takes the form of a walking Easter bunny.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


No, that's Gozer the Destructor.

He has taken the form of a walking Easter Bunny this year.

We're all doomed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (vcOmj)

55 I am certain it is worth it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (SH2Zi)


Oh yes, well worth it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

56 I shit the bed but my shitting the bed will help alleviate the shit in the bed. - Joe Biden
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:49 PM (9qSw/)
__________

Amber Heard for SecTreas!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (vBvJV)

57 ace it's not a quibble and not academic to add that the reckless fiscal and monetary policy that has led to this is the doing of several hands, not just Biden and his team of idiots.

Of course their economic policies are disastrous and indefensible. They've been the same for decades, only getting worse, actually, with the addition of the science-free externality stranglehold on all of life they're pushing with "climate" nonsense.

But the monetary insanity goes back (talking about current inflation situation) to the idiotic Fed policy of ZIRP, and the whole reaction to the 2008 "crisis", which was wrong and harmful in every single respect.

And the current inflation is directly linked to the reckless fiscal policy of Trump during the "pandemic", which of course was entirely triggered by the catastrophic and useless "shutdown".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (OTzUX)

58 >> I don't think the federal reserve has the cajones to keep interest rates high during a recession.


Where are there High Interest Rates?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)

59 Paid $6.30 per gallon yesterday, Watsonville, CA

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

60 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)

61 Why doesn't the senile prick just put on his aviators and stare inflation down?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

62 Say, when do those Norms start getting Restored, I wonder?
Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM

They're already restored and doing great! Back to the norm of elites screwing over the average citizen (spit), both parties increasing the size and scope of the Federal government, etc.

Posted by: NeverTrump and GOPe at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (44BwU)

63 Oh yes, well worth it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

After this past week and this week, Mrs. I am sure will be ready to blow off some steam.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)

64 Anyone care about how much nut milk that $40B could buy? Just me? Fine, but I'm not leaving until you give me a mouthful of nut milk for free!

Posted by: James Cromwell at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)

65 The nice thing about inflation is that the small people whine. And whining, a cappella, is music.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (x8kT3)

66
Inflation is bad.

Inflation is Russian.

Republicans are to blame for inflation.

They are bad.

They are Russian.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rzne3)

67 Don't forget "Governor Abbott has damaged the supply chain with his rayciss searches at the border"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (llON8)

68 I've informed Putin that we are nuking Moscow tomorrow if he doesn't stop the inflation NOW!

Slava Ukraini! Geroyam slava!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (I2/tG)

69 Our polling demonstrates Republican intransigence on Putins war has led to Trump-Flation and now voters are desperately wondering what can Biden do to help us...

Posted by: Sweaty Idiot Chris Stirewalt at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (fpamp)

70 I'm paying a grand a month for fuel because this idiot refuses to allow drilling in the US on public land, and is threatening banks to prevent financing of drilling on private land.

It is on purpose.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Joe Biden takes inflation very seriously. He's counting on it.
And yes, it is part of the plan....to wreck the country.
Just wait until the US Dollar is no longer the World's Reserve Currency.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vcOmj)

71 Paid $6.30 per gallon yesterday, Watsonville, CA
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (v0R5T)


Yikes. I'll stop complaining.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (DRSnL)

72 They're frustrated. I don't blame them.

That's mighty big of the diseased fuckwit.

Posted by: spindrift at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (h5TKJ)

73 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

Didn't they send that to Europe so they could pretend to not use imports from Russia a little longer?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (ESjRY)

74 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)
______________

Burning the furniture to keep warm.

What could go wrong? Slope != intercept.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vBvJV)

75 5.75 in Seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (PIZfF)

76 "Let's not talk about dead babies. Let's stay focused like a laser on the dead economy. "

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (yeOmr)

77 You know what will solve this problem? Another $40 billion for Ukraine!

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

78 >> I don't think the federal reserve has the cajones to keep interest rates high during a recession.


Where are there High Interest Rates?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)


Yeah, they're not so much "high" as "not as insanely low as they were."

Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (bhRsz)

79 13 Will the dumbasses that voted for this clown learn anything?

No, I dare say they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM

The dead, and people whose ballots have been harvested without their knowledge, don't tend to learn much about their votes.

Posted by: 2000 mules at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (44BwU)

80 "the reckless fiscal and monetary policy that has led to this is the doing of several hands, not just Biden and his team of idiots."

Thank you. This inflation was the inevitable result of an all-hands-on-deck team effort lasting many years.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

81 Alas, poor Blockquote. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite red.
Posted by: derek jacobi at May 10, 2022


***
"Or rather, will this blood from my hand stain the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red?"
( -- Macbeth, who unlike Creepy F. Joe had *some* self-awareness, but like him had a wife who controlled his every move)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)

82 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

83 58 >> I don't think the federal reserve has the cajones to keep interest rates high during a recession.


Where are there High Interest Rates?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:52 PM (7rttt)

Only reinforcing the point!

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (xe+EB)

84 It's not even inflation anymore. It's Inflation+

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (yeOmr)

85 Biden wants to "fight" inflation by giving free money to Dem voting blocs to offset it, but mainly he just wants to spend gub'mint money cuz he cant grift on money that isn't being spent.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (3cGpq)

86 Joe Biden takes inflation very seriously. He's counting on it.
And yes, it is part of the plan....to wreck the country.
Just wait until the US Dollar is no longer the World's Reserve Currency.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
_____________

And we don't even get bread and circuses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vBvJV)

87 >>Say, when do those Norms start getting Restored, I wonder?

January 21st, 2025 at noon when Donald John Trump gets sworn in as the 47th POTUS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (G/gFl)

88 4.29 for regular on the drive back from work last night.

Glad I bought at 4.09.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)

89 >>> 60 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (rF64X)

Didn't "we" send shipments from our reserves to Germany and other slackers in NATO because Russia-Russia-Russia was threatening to cut them off?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)

90 We need mandatory abortion because there's no infant formula anyway, and an increasing population drives up inflation

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (kf6Ak)

91 Burning the furniture to keep warm.


Soon we will be burning the blankets for warmth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

92 No one has explained to me how covid has led to chronic shortages across seemingly unrelated industries like cream cheese, baby formula, lumber, semi conductors, video cards, etc. etc.

Like acute short term shortages during the height of covid? Sure. I get it, a bunch of meat processing plants shut down for a few weeks due to high prevalence of covid on the slaughter floor.

But chronic long term shortages? Hmmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (UmVA6)

93 The only way we can stop inflation is to send another forty billion to Ukraine!

And stop whining because you can't find baby formula!

War demands sacrifices!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (I2/tG)

94 The left: Of course we have to raise the price of gas to save the Erf

Also the left: Totally Putin's fault the price of gas went up after we took over the government. Screw that guy!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

95 >>"Let's not talk about dead babies. Let's stay focused like a laser on the dead economy. "



"Sure. We could talk about the Babies you'd like to kill in the womb..."

"But. I would rather focus on the Recovery that I managed to kill in the womb!"

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (7rttt)

96 So it's Funflation?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (9qSw/)

97 Burning the furniture to keep warm.

Isn't it good Norwegian wood.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)

98 Will the dumbasses that voted for this clown learn anything?

No, I dare say they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM
______________

Here's the thing I find infuriating: this was all TOTALLY FORSEEABLE, AND TOTALLY AVOIDABLE.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (vBvJV)

99 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (f1a7I)

100 How many disgraced Canuck generals does $40B buy anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

101 I think PA will hit $5/gal by summer

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)

102 After this past week and this week, Mrs. I am sure will be ready to blow off some steam.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)


What's your favorite hummus flavor?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

103 I'm going to be a GREAT wartime President!

Just watch!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (I2/tG)

104 It's you know, the thing, aww you know, the thing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (pWxlC)

105 Its at this point in the story that someone shoots the albatross and the ship slips into the frozen sea.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (fWTJL)

106 A few years back Obama cured a lot of people from their "joblock"

Biden's funflation and higher fuel prices are designed to cure our "cashlock"

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)

107 Burning the furniture to keep warm.

Isn't it good Norwegian wood.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)
__________

Yeah. Until we run out of furniture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (vBvJV)

108 5.75 in Seattle
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (PIZfF)


Wow. I bought gas at $3.89 yesterday and thought I was being ripped off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

109 Politicians shouldn't be allowed to weigh in on inflation and its causes. Politicians who blame ANYTHING other than themselves for it are like rapists blaming anything other than themselves for all the torn anuses and vaginas they leave behind.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (YV6PJ)

110 Honestly I'm a bit disappointed that they haven't tried to dump some of the blame for inflation on DeathSantis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

111 off gasbag sock

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)

112 You know what will solve this problem? Another $40 billion for Ukraine!
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
........

Oh, and High Speed rail.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

113 Anyone care about how much nut milk that $40B could buy? Just me? Fine, but I'm not leaving until you give me a mouthful of nut milk for free!
Posted by: James Cromwell at May 10, 2022


***
Hold still, James, whilst I pour this acetone. It'll dissolve the superglue you used to fasten yourself to the counter. Oops, did I get some in your eyes? My bad!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)

114 And we don't even get bread and circuses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (vBvJV)

Jill Hatez Kamala!!! Totes!!! What happens next will shock you

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (yeOmr)

115 > The Free COVID Cash Frenzy caused much of this inflation.

While the personal stimmy checks didn't help, something like 8-10 times as much went out to cronies, on "both sides of the aisle" (pro tip: there's actually only one side).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (bW8dp)

116 Don't forget "Governor Abbott has damaged the supply chain with his rayciss searches at the border"

Is that still going on? Honestly, I live in TX and I don't know. I certainly haven't heard anything about it lately. Nor about the Great Abbott Bus Lift project. I guess that was one headline and then done?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (nfrXX)

117 Oh, everything is only going to get far worse. Hope you are preparing to the best of your abilities and resources.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (8NWUp)

118 Given that the GOP supports the Ukraine grift even more than Biden himself, with the exception of Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump (maybe) they don't exactly have space to shine here.

Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (553sd)

119 How do snotty liberals pronounce hummus?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)

120 101 I think PA will hit $5/gal by summer
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)

Or before. I really can't believe the gas prices here.

But I guess we should be grateful we aren't in Commiefornia.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (rF64X)

121 I think PA will hit $5/gal by summer
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (kf6Ak)
____________

Cheap. Gas in CA is pushing $7/gal in some places.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (vBvJV)

122 If only we could have spent more dollars we just printed up out of nothing, he keeps saying, we'd beat this inflation.
++++
Called it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

123 Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 10, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)

What's your favorite hummus flavor?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

The only correct answer is Supremely Spicy, so you don't even need to ask anyone that question.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (UmVA6)

124 Joe is looking for ways he can abort Hunter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (pWxlC)

125 How bad must the internal polling be for the regime to bring their corpse out on stage for a press conference?

Posted by: aNewBanner at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (bgweb)

126 5.75 in Seattle
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2022
*
Wow. I bought gas at $3.89 yesterday and thought I was being ripped off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022


***
You were. It's just that others are being ripped off worse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (txdEq)

127 Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.

Repeat.

Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.

Over.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (w5kDF)

128 A few years back Obama cured a lot of people from their "joblock"

Biden's funflation and higher fuel prices are designed to cure our "cashlock"

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at May 10, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)

And Biden just wants to watch "matlock".

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (yeOmr)

129 This is the thing: businesses are not talking about abortion. Politicians are keeping pretty quiet about abortion, other than the really firebrand leftists. The truth is, Roe v Wade is unpopular and considered an awful thing, by most people. I think over 3000 babies a day haunts most people even if they don't think about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

130 "What's your favorite hummus flavor?"

Most of them.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (qpX6U)

131
Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.


Wait...what did I hear? Oh sh*t is that bunny behind me again?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (ESjRY)

132 "the reckless fiscal and monetary policy that has led to this is the doing of several hands, not just Biden and his team of idiots."

Thank you. This inflation was the inevitable result of an all-hands-on-deck team effort lasting many years.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 02:55 PM (qpX6U)
==============
Dummies, the inflation you mention only became apparent under Biden, immediately after he stopped essentially all new drilling and paid people not to work in the colossally bad American Recovery Act.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hpn5y

Posted by: Steve Ratner and Larry Summers at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (fpamp)

133 We're now in a five year cycle of despair and misery, "President" Biden, thanks to you. The way to fix inflation is through a long period of high interest rates and low economic growth -- intermittent recessions and low growth.

Don't worry; the impending nuclear holocaust will take our minds off of the shitty economy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (DTX3h)

134 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen

They are drawing out of the Strategic reserve at quite a clip. And a lot of it is going to Europe.
Shale oil/frakkers are finally seeing capital returns after years of losing money....and are NOT in a hurry to build more capacity this year. The doubt the sincerity of the FedGov in the long run. As long as Bidenus is Emperor.

And wait, there's more! Natural Gas prices are also going to rise, as a LOT of LNG is going to be exported to Europe so that they don't freeze since they aren't buying gas and oil from Ivan.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (vcOmj)

135 We're now in a five year cycle of despair and misery, "President" Biden, thanks to you. The way to fix inflation is through a long period of high interest rates and low economic growth -- intermittent recessions and low growth.

All thanks to you.

There is no other way to magically get trillions of fake dollars out of the economy, Fake President Biden.

++++
Largely, yeah. We'd have some higher than usual inflation regardless - the decade of Fed game-playing and Trump's helicopter drops of cash during the initial COVID response were going to bubble up regardless. What Biden and his politburo have done, however, have taken an inevitable rough patch and turned it into a catastrophe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)

136 That's the greatest thing about being a democrat.

NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

137 How bad must the internal polling be for the regime to bring their corpse out on stage for a press conference?

How soon before there's a guy following Biden at press conferences yelling "bring out yer dead!".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (ZsR3z)

138 Comfort yourself with the knowledge that in short order these will be The Good Ole Days.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

139 129 This is the thing: businesses are not talking about abortion. Politicians are keeping pretty quiet about abortion, other than the really firebrand leftists. The truth is, Roe v Wade is unpopular and considered an awful thing, by most people. I think over 3000 babies a day haunts most people even if they don't think about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

======

Alternate theory:

For most people, abortion is simply not an issue they think about at all. A massive change in abortion policy at the federal level doesn't affect them, so they don't care, especially in light of other economic problems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

140 Joe is looking for ways he can abort Hunter.

I have another granddaughter?

Why wasn't I told?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (I2/tG)

141 >>> 118 Given that the GOP supports the Ukraine grift even more than Biden himself, with the exception of Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump (maybe) they don't exactly have space to shine here.
Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (553sd)

The rumors about Mitt Romney's son being involved in Hunter Biden's business dealings are nothing more than Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (llON8)

142 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)

143 $3.99 a gallon in TX yesterday. T-Brand Taco Tuesday in TX today.

Posted by: superultramaga x, the ORIGINAL REAL SUPERULTRAMAGAist at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (uQFwj)

144 Biden may be an arrogant stupid bastard, but at least he's senile.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (gOdCV)

145 The left in 2016: If Trump gets elected he is going to start a bunch of nuclear wars!

The left in 2022 looking at their polling: Would a little nuclear war really be a bad thing? I mean like...really?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (ESjRY)

146 I recall seeing a tweet from Biden (or more likely, his handlers) responding to a Trump tweet. It basically said "Quit blaming other people, and do your job!"

Every tweet from the White House should have that as a reply.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (CAJOC)

147 How do snotty liberals pronounce hummus?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)


hugh-miss

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

148 >>That's the greatest thing about being a democrat.

>>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!

So all Democrats are women?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

149 If only Biden could sufficiently stimulate the oligarchian Ukraine economy with dollars owed to the CCP bond holders then the transitory USA inflation challenge will vanish.
From the FNM headlines.
Ukraine is hush money in more ways than one.
Pay the oligarchs, let them launder the vig back to USA politicians DOD functionaries and have the media cover up any residual inflationary unpleasantness.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (FCPbW)

150 >>disgraced Canuck generals

Name one Canadian general who made a difference, anywhere, anytime.
(Gin and tonic)
(clock starts)
(buzzer goes off)
(game-show audience leaves)
(Gin and tonic drained. Lights. Shrug).
Canada is worthless as tits on a bull.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (x8kT3)

151 The left: Of course we have to raise the price of gas to save the Erf
_____________

Yet high gas prices don't save the Erf. People still have to drive to work, school, etc.

I'd like to punch that wonton Chu right in the nut sack. He's the one who wanted gas prices here to equal those in Europe. I suspect he owns a rickshaw dealership.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (vBvJV)

152 142 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)

Chickpeas!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (UmVA6)

153 >>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!

So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)


Can I have your TV?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (9qSw/)

154 CBS News
@CBS News

"I want every American to know that I am taking inflation very seriously and it's my top domestic priority," President Biden says during a speech on addressing inflation.

-----------

Alternate Headline: "Obama's Boy Pivots Back to The Economy Again!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (f1a7I)

155 Unfortunately we cannot actually lay all the blame at Biden's feet. Trump signed four gargantuan spending bills one after another in the name of budget, and signed on to the first "Stimulus" payment to people.

Yes, he actually did materially cut spending and reduce the size of government by a small amount, but he also signed on to enormous increases in spending.

Like Reagan, when he got into office, he found that congress only has one way on the ratchet, and will not change. Bizarrely, the only president in my lifetime to sign a balanced budget, a budget with real cuts was.... Bill Clinton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

156 hugh-miss
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

I thought it was something like that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)

157 124 Joe is looking for ways he can abort Hunter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (pWxlC)
-----

Hunter Tylo > Hunter Biden

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (VJsqe)

158 "What is hummus anyway?"

Tahini, chickpeas, oil, spice, garnish.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (qpX6U)

159 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (x8kT3)



How you holding up?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Has Psaki told mothers they should just breast feed more and stop whining?

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (MxEKc)

161 @mazemoore
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation

++++
Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

162 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)


Chickpeas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

163 $4.37???????????????

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahohmygodhahahahahahahah
ahahahahahbreathehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is enough

I wish....

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (KAi1n)

164 142 What is hummus anyway?
====================
Mashed chick peas , IIRC

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (gOdCV)

165 Karen McWinemom is already pulling the straight D lever and Sarah McSkank that plans on using her "right to abortion" doesn't know how to vote, whether or not someone votes in her name.

So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

166 hummus is chickpeas, tahini (ground sesame seeds) and oil, sometimes garlic

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)

167 >>>158 "What is hummus anyway?"


carbs

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

168 161 @mazemoore
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation
++++
Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

Let your dog die of cancer to save money.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (xe+EB)

169 The UltraMAGA MegaDon supports more oil drilling.

The warm, penetrating love of oil rigs on the tundra is like the soothing sound of frogs in a summer night.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (UCGJN)

170 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022


***
Don't go by me. I always get it confused with "humus."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

171 The rumors about Mitt Romney's son being involved in Hunter Biden's business dealings are nothing more than Russian disinformation.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (llON
___________

Do Russians complain about American disinformation?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (vBvJV)

172 chickpeas are also called garbanzo beans

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)

173 This is the thing: businesses are not talking about abortion. Politicians are keeping pretty quiet about abortion, other than the really firebrand leftists. The truth is, Roe v Wade is unpopular and considered an awful thing, by most people. I think over 3000 babies a day haunts most people even if they don't think about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
++++
I think the corporations are afraid of being given the Disney Treatment if they open their fat mouths about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

174
So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)



Can't be. They're not biologists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

175 165 Karen McWinemom is already pulling the straight D lever and Sarah McSkank that plans on using her "right to abortion" doesn't know how to vote, whether or not someone votes in her name.

So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

========

"We have to become Democrats to appeal to this sliver of a voting bloc or we will never win an election again."
-Karl Rove

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

176 >>> 148 >>That's the greatest thing about being a democrat.

>>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!

So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

That's sexist.

Posted by: hipster with a douche knot at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (llON8)

177 But chronic long term shortages? Hmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (UmVA6)

If only we could gather our elites somewhere, like maybe Davis, to help us understand all those pesky troubles in the world that are causing the planet to engage in something like a great reset.

Or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (YV6PJ)

178 You know if Hollywood didn't have it mouth around Joe's crank they could probably make a great comedy around the Biden's. Imagine Hunter's baby momma showing up to spend Thanksgiving with Jill and Joe at the DE beach house. The script writes itself.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (fWTJL)

179 For most people, abortion is simply not an issue they think about at all. A massive change in abortion policy at the federal level doesn't affect them, so they don't care, especially in light of other economic problems.

Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

180 When I rolled on an Ultra-MAGA, what found most stimulating was the lubrication in the reservoir tip.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (aeMRC)

181 Nobody ever allowed Obama to make himself clear. Has Dying Brain used that excuse?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)

182 167 >>>158 "What is hummus anyway?"


carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)


Shit. Oh well.

Hey Ace, I'm about to end my three day fast in a few hours! Water only for 72 hours!!

Gainzzzz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (9qSw/)

183 Leftists never blame themselves for anything
Fk Joe Biden

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (2JoB8)

184 I didn’t know Anthony Weiner’s wife had different flavors.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (4G0LT)

185 >>>158 "What is hummus anyway?"


carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)



Tasty tasty carbs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (yQpMk)

186 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)

187 >>>Hey Ace, I'm about to end my three day fast in a few hours! Water only for 72 hours!!

Gainzzzz

nice!

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (0G13K)

188 The move of shitting in someone else's bed will henceforth be known as an Amber Alert.

(I'm recycling because I thought that was good. I'm sorry. You never exactly know what's going to "hit".)

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (yeOmr)

189 Hunter Tylo > Hunter Biden
Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2022


***
Rachel Hunter >>>> Hunter Biden

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)

190 Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.

Repeat.

Joe Biden Has Amber Heard The Bed.

Over.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM

Johnny has a smelly moustache,
Repeat, Johnny has a smelly moustache.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (pWxlC)

191 >>>Tasty tasty carbs.

most carbs are

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (0G13K)

192 >>>>Name one Canadian general who made a difference, anywhere, anytime.


Arthur Currie

Posted by: superultramaga x, the ORIGINAL REAL SUPERULTRAMAGAist at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (uQFwj)

193 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022

***
Don't go by me. I always get it confused with "humus."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)



It's pronounced "hum-AHSS."

Posted by: Grey Poupon Licker at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

194 The only correct answer is Supremely Spicy, so you don't even need to ask anyone that question.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 02:58 PM (UmVA6)

This cannot be disputed.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (MkuC5)

195 "Davis"

Davos!!

Damn you, Google. Damn you to heck!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (YV6PJ)

196 I think the corporations are afraid of being given the Disney Treatment if they open their fat mouths about it.

I suspect that has given them pause, and Levi Strauss ought to get hammered for opening their yap, to confirm the fear for the rest of these knuckleheads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

197 Karen McWinemom is already pulling the straight D lever and Sarah McSkank that plans on using her "right to abortion" doesn't know how to vote, whether or not someone votes in her name.
_____________

Notice how many people talk about their "rights," and how few talk about their "duties" or "responsibilities."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (vBvJV)

198 When I rolled on an Ultra-MAGA, what found most stimulating was the lubrication in the reservoir tip.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (aeMRC)



Ribbed on the inside, for your pleasure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

199 @mazemoore
Inflation won't happen.
It won't be that bad.
That's what the stimulus checks were for.
It's not really happening.
It's happening because of Putin.#Bidenflation
++++
Left off "inflation is good for you, you ignorant rube!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix 
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I liked, "Did you poors not budget for inflation like you're poor or something?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (UCGJN)

200 You could put Zippy the Pinhead in the Oval Office and he would have more brain power to bring to bear on every issue than the "top" ten people in this retard administration.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (gkwl2)

201 I know it's probably water weight but I've dropped 8 lbs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)

202 Rachael Hunter > Catfish Hunter > Hunter Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (+Cemk)

203 I spread straight tahini on warm pita. It's kind of like peanut butter on Venus.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (qpX6U)

204 You know what else has gone up in price?

Bacon,
beef,
chicken,
pork,
fish,
eggs,
hot dogs,
bread, etc.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (lKAqb)

205 152 142 What is hummus anyway?
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Same as McDonalds' shakes. Wood products.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (fWTJL)

206 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022


***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?

(My gosh, the things we talk about here)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (txdEq)

207 What is hummus anyway?
.........

$20 same as in town (group discount)

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

208 "What is hummus anyway?"


carbs
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)


Tasty tasty carbs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM

Which moron was it last week that said they had a protein call.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (pWxlC)

209 179 For most people, abortion is simply not an issue they think about at all. A massive change in abortion policy at the federal level doesn't affect them, so they don't care, especially in light of other economic problems.

Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

=======

The controllers of our cultural hegemony went all in on it. The general populace doesn't seem to be all that into it. Either issue. The controllers of the cultural hegemony lean heavily wherever they can to make up for the fact that they don't actually have much support.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

210 186 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)

If you're going to that much effort just drive somewhere to shit.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (xe+EB)

211 I think the corporations are afraid of being given the Disney Treatment if they open their fat mouths about it.
______________

A most cromulent development. DeSantis should be elected President just for busting Disney's chops like that, and thereby shutting up a lot of woke corporations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (vBvJV)

212 153 >>NOTHING IS EVER YOUR FAULT!!!!

So all Democrats are women?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (9qSw/)

---------

JackStraw once gave me some advice in a similar situation: "If you start running now, in a serpentine pattern, you just might make it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (f1a7I)

213 $4.37/gallon? Where?

I filled my tank in Mojave, CA yesterday for $5.89/gallon, and that was for 87 octane.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (gkwl2)

214 >Here's the thing I find infuriating: this was all TOTALLY FORSEEABLE, AND TOTALLY AVOIDABLE.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 02:56 PM (vBvJV)

No, they'll just retcon the past, claiming (just like Scott Adams does about those who correctly IDed problems with the coof shot) that no one could have really foreseen such problems, it was just a very lucky guess based on nothing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (8NWUp)

215 Must be nice having a press happy to take orders from the President regarding what their stories should be about.

Posted by: Anotheranon at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (8Ze5j)

216 You know what else has gone up in price?

Yeah but we are working the slaves in China longer so your iPhone costs the same as it did last year. And that's what we are going to base the official inflation numbers on.

This is where you kiss the pinky ring...plebe.

Posted by: Your government at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

217 You know what else has gone up in price?


Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (lKAqb)




Every fucking thing on Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

218 159 ZOD. Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM (x8kT3)
How you holding up?Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Good, friend, thanks much for asking. I've lost two gallons-worth of milk weight (20lbs.) and I'm tired, and I can't taste food, and I have an ulcer on my tongue that fucks with me every time I swallow or breathe or yawn or sneeze or other things. Brushing teeth takes ten minutes. It's gross.

Having said that, lebt immer noch--I'm pretty lucky.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (x8kT3)

219 UltraMAGA sounds like we came up with it. It actually makes politics sound cool, if that was even possible.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 02:51 PM (yeOmr)

wait, let's think about this. the Ultras in europe are hard core soccer hooligans who loved to mix it up. maybe the UltraMAGAs can mix it up with Antifa and wipe the floor with them.

this has potential...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (WhsXQ)

220 211 I think the corporations are afraid of being given the Disney Treatment if they open their fat mouths about it.
______________

A most cromulent development. DeSantis should be elected President just for busting Disney's chops like that, and thereby shutting up a lot of woke corporations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM (vBvJV)

========

I have a post in draft about this if Ace finds it worthy of giving him a break from content...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

221 The only rights you have are the one's God gave you.

You have no rights to sin.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (lKAqb)

222 According to twitter, due to supply chain shortages, Sabra Supremely Spicy Humus is currently unavailable.

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)

223 Ace as long as you're slumming I'm going to mention commenter Lizzy's ongoing self-bannination again, because that's how I get with things. I know it's out of your direct control.

Also I promised her I would try to do something. I like to set the bar very low for myself.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (yeOmr)

224 If only we could gather our elites somewhere, like maybe Davis, to help us understand all those pesky troubles in the world that are causing the planet to engage in something like a great reset.

Or something.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (YV6PJ)



alternately, we could chain the doors of their auditorium closed and set the place on fire.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (yQpMk)

225 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 02:50 PM


*considers comment*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (RkC6l)

226
Oh, and High Speed rail.
Posted by: wth


Too much
Electric bus

Posted by: Who? at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

227 So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.

It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

228 What is hummus anyway?
.........

Middle Eastern vegemite?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

229 >>I filled my tank in Mojave, CA yesterday for $5.89/gallon, and that was for 87 octane.


Taht is probably 15% Ethanol.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (7rttt)

230 alternately, we could chain the doors of their auditorium closed and set the place on fire.

Pretty sure the Russkies know where Davos is...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)

231 >>JackStraw once gave me some advice in a similar situation: "If you start running now, in a serpentine pattern, you just might make it ..."

That was before I became Ultra MAGA Man.

Now I am invincible!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

232 Fuck off.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (Jtln5)

233 186 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)

---------

Praising?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (f1a7I)

234 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022

***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?

(My gosh, the things we talk about here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM

We had a vole get in the house one time. Chased it into the spare room. Slid 2 glue traps with some pb&J and slid it under the door and sealed it with duct tape at the bottom. Waited an hour or so, cracked the door open, voila. Vole in trap, took him for a swim.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (pWxlC)

235 >>> 222 According to twitter, due to supply chain shortages, Sabra Supremely Spicy Humus is currently unavailable.

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)

It's like, stuck in transit with someone's Peloton.

Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (llON8)

236 Time to remind everyone what a devout Catholic I am again!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

237 227 So no, I don't think overturning R v W is going to matter much in voting results.

It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

========

Keeping the issue alive does something for their engagement, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

238 >>>Ace as long as you're slumming I'm going to mention commenter Lizzy's ongoing self-bannination again, because that's how I get with things. I know it's out of your direct control.

hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)

239 The usual remedies to combat inflation aren't available anymore.
Good thing we have such super geniuses at the tiller.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (jTmQV)

240 Hummus is ground chickpea with tahini (sesame seed) and spices and lemon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fF2aM)

241 Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.
----------------
Nobody likes trannies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fWTJL)

242 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile).
_____________

Humane? As long as you're not playing Yoko Ono's greatest hits, you're humane enough.

A couple tips: 1) wear gloves, so you don't get your scent on the trap. 2) put a small smear of peanut butter near the end of the trap where you want the rat to enter. 3) Forget the humane part, and get a snap trap that kills the rat deader than dog food, quickly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (vBvJV)

243 Democrats are boxed in because even the low info, dumb voter understands that crazy government spending is why this inflation is happening. That's every arrow in the Dems quiver, throwing money at problems.

People also know the GOP is the "drill baby drill" party, supposedly the one time Obama's campaign got scared up against McCain was when he started talking about domestic energy against the backdrop of $4 a gallon gas.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (PwNLq)

244 ...,

what name was lizzy posting under, just lizzy? with a capital L or not?

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)

245 I know it's probably water weight but I've dropped 8 lbs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)



Once, after a night of pounding copious amounts of beer, the morning piss released 4 lbs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

246 I currently have no cash in my wallet, I blame you guys for your lack of donations and poor planning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (lgeFv)

247 241 Yea, but that's true for tranny issues as well but everyone went all-in on that.
----------------
Nobody likes trannies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (fWTJL)

========

Why don't lesbians date trans-women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

248 What is hummus anyway?

Corn? Avacados? Sand?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:00 PM (9qSw/)
*
Chickpeas!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022


***
Was Cicero the Roman orator called that because his family raised chickpeas, or did he just eat a lot of them?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

249 What is hummus anyway?

Chickpea paste with some other stuff mixed in. I really like it, but some don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

250 *Phrasing? Damn voice translation ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (f1a7I)

251
"Fresh Highs", that's a Biden.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (/FocL)

252 >>FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.


Rub some Hummus on it and walk it off.

Posted by: Jenn Psaki at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (7rttt)

253 what email did she list, if any?

I gave him the hash but maybe that wasn't what it banned by

i might need her IP address -- yeah, that's probably the problem.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)

254 Rapid increases in productivity soak up a lot of the extra dollars. It happened in the 80s under Reagan when we still had high govt spending. In the 90s, we kept a good handle on spending and also had great productivity gains. As a result, inflation went even lower.

Productivity gains like that only happen with large private investments. That means we need a stable currency, to keep investments away from homes, and stable, low taxes and reduced govt spending is a requirement.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (P7Iz+)

255 Completely and entirely off topic but Eugene Melnyk, the owner of the Ottawa Senators has died.
He was not a popular owner generally but one of the complaints against him was that he did have LBBTQ+ events.
I'm baffled. What do they want--rainbow jerseys, line dances instead of line brawls.

Sorry for going so far off topic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)

256 One of my friends has done really well in the last couple of years career wise.

She had student loads for ever and paid them off.

And...she just found out that Biden is talking about paying off everyone else's.

Is she pissed...but you see this is the problem with LIVs if they paid attention we'd be tarring and feathering almost everyone currently in DC...but they won't....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

257 222 According to twitter, due to supply chain shortages, Sabra Supremely Spicy Humus is currently unavailable.

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM (UmVA6)

Yeah, we haven't seen it for weeks.

Kroger Garlic Humus is actually pretty good.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (MkuC5)

258 High gas prices helps save the earth from globall warming which is goods four the childrins future !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (8Ehg6)

259 Although I'm a devout Catholic, I can certainly understand and sympathize with all the people who want to burn down Catholic churches right now.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (I2/tG)

260 234 Update: put a humane trap in baited with peanut butter, but I don't think the rat is going to take the bait (or at least not for awhile). I can go down to the basement and improvise #2 facilities with a small garbage can and bag, so I can wait the [insert James Cagney voice] dirty rat.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022

***
You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?

(My gosh, the things we talk about here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:05 PM

We had a vole get in the house one time. Chased it into the spare room. Slid 2 glue traps with some pb&J and slid it under the door and sealed it with duct tape at the bottom. Waited an hour or so, cracked the door open, voila. Vole in trap, took him for a swim.
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Its time for the lighter fluid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (fWTJL)

261 >>put a humane trap

"Put a human trap."

You now have my attention.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (x8kT3)

262 4.25 for regular at the local Sunoco station today. Same as Quick Check a block away. May 18 2020 was 1.97. I have been keeping an Excel file on gas prices since Dec 2005.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (Zvtjl)

263 Keeping the issue alive does something for their engagement, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
___________

But half of the people who were stupid enough to run up a six figure debt for an utterly worthless degree probably show to vote on Wednesday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (vBvJV)

264 According to twitter, due to supply chain shortages, Sabra Supremely Spicy Humus is currently unavailable.
........

Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

265 Why don't lesbians date trans-women?

Because we don't like c*ck James.

Posted by: Some Lesbian at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

266 Hummus is ground up chick peasI think

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB8)

267 When a liberal is so far down CNN kicks him...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (/FocL)

268 ...,

ask her what was the last day she was posting here, that will help me track down what IP she was using when she got banned.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (0G13K)

269 245 I know it's probably water weight but I've dropped 8 lbs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (9qSw/)


Once, after a night of pounding copious amounts of beer, the morning piss released 4 lbs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1

Good morning, toilet!

Urine for a surprise this morning!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (9qSw/)

270 People are proabortion in large part because they don't know what abortion is. I'm convinced that knowledge is the end of any abortion after 10 weeks or so.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (0OmEj)

271 Checking out, the empire calls.

Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (x8kT3)

272 We had a vole get in the house one time. Chased it into the spare room. Slid 2 glue traps with some pb&J and slid it under the door and sealed it with duct tape at the bottom. Waited an hour or so, cracked the door open, voila. Vole in trap, took him for a swim.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022


***
So he went in the trap of his own vole-ition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (txdEq)

273 >>hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.

Pixy ignores your emails? How meta.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)

274 "There is no other way to magically get trillions of fake dollars out of the economy, Fake President Biden."

Actually, this will be the easiest part. Fire the deep staters and the most useless civil servants (most of them) along with most post-secondary administration.

Bam. Tons of dead weight lost. True, they'll be the core of antifada, but there is a solution for that too.

Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (553sd)

275 High gas prices helps save the earth from globall warming which is goods four the childrins future !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (8Ehg6)
______________

Just like abortion!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (vBvJV)

276 273 >>hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.

Pixy ignores your emails? How meta.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

277 But half of the people who were stupid enough to run up a six figure debt for an utterly worthless degree probably show to vote on Wednesday.

Maybe half. Remember Obama Girl? Heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

278 "Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22."

I'd say that's grounds for a month longer early voting and drop boxes in every housing project.

Posted by: DNC at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (OzNIz)

279 Ultra-MAGA Mothra figurines never really were much of a collector's item

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (UCGJN)

280 You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)

281 Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022


***
I'm beginning to wonder if I dare adopt a new cat or kitten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)

282 chickpeas are also called garbanzo beans

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)




That's the first four letters of the word garbage!

Posted by: George Carlin at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (9unzF)

283 Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
______________

Warn the aged out single feminists to watch their asses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vBvJV)

284 Don't look to productivity gains to reduce inflation, as productivity was just reported as the biggest drop since 1947. That's remarkable; a 75 year old record broken by the Junta.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vXJN8)

285 $4.37/gallon? Where?

I filled my tank in Mojave, CA yesterday for $5.89/gallon, and that was for 87 octane.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:06 PM

What's sad is that here in MN it's around the $4.17 mark and I am supposed to be thankful it's not more. A couple weeks ago they had me conditioned to be thankful it was only 3.99 per gallon! Non oxy for my boat is going to run well over 5.00 this summer. If not 6. Fck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (pWxlC)

286 You Americans have cat to eat? I AM SO JEALOUS!

Oh..wait you have food to give to your cat? What the hell.

Posted by: Some Locked Down Chinese Slave Labourer at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)

287
It's like student loans - nobody with six figures in student loan debt for a worthless degree is voting Republican anyway, so forgiving student loan debts doesn't generate any new support for Democrats.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

Everything is locked in. The country is completely, irreconcilably divided. Nobody switches their party-line votes except in the extremely unusual case of Donald Trump. All that matters is turnout. And that doesn't matter either, because there's only only one party, anyway.

Posted by: Shell Game at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (rzne3)

288
"Davis"

Davos!!


Davros

Posted by: Who? at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

289 A Portland Leftist dimly faces reality:

Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)

290 it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)



It's the Circle of Life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

291 I gave him the hash but maybe that wasn't what it banned by

i might need her IP address -- yeah, that's probably the problem.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)

If you have the hash, can't pixy just see the IP associated w/ that hash? Hashes are tied to IPs, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (UmVA6)

292 The obstinate illiterates in the White House probably don't know that fossil fuels -- oil -- are used throughout the economy for products other than fuel for transport. At least a third is used in industry, farming, manufacturing, etc.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (L7jyl)

293 289 A Portland Leftist dimly faces reality:

Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)

========

I wonder if they've ever met someone who was unable to vote because of voter suppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

294
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment


Yep that electoral college is really going to help us in 2022 isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

295 A humane trap for rats?

Fuck that....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Normally, inflation would also be muted by hardening money, with energy extraction bringing down that critical cost.

Not now. Ideologically, the Biden Junta is against low energy costs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (vXJN8)

297 Warn the aged out single feminists to watch their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:12 PM (vBvJV)

[smiles wanly, eyes slightly squinted]

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (MkuC5)

298 222 According to twitter, due to supply chain shortages, Sabra Supremely Spicy Humus is currently unavailable.

Oh noes! The only way this can be ameliorated is by sending 50 more billion dollars to Ukraine to "defend democracy".

At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

299 The house next door was owned by a slighty crazy woman and she just stopped paying taxes utilities, etc. Its falling apart and was condemned by the city over a year ago.

Unexpectedly, rats have gathered in the house, and finding no food there are spreading out into other houses, such as ours. We had swarms of them, and our cat saw the as not food but potential buddies to play with so was worthless at catching any.

My brother got these electric traps that fry the rats when they climb inside, zaps them dead as a doornail. They work really well, and the flashing green light indicating another dead rat is very cheery to come down to in the morning. We've pretty well de-ratted the place as a result but of course... more keep coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

300 294
Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment

Yep that electoral college is really going to help us in 2022 isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

========

It's really insidious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

301 280 You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)

Cats exist so you can throw rats to them.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (xe+EB)

302 hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.
Posted by: ace


Now that's reader service. You think you're gonna get that kind of responsiveness from Drudge or Reynolds? Not bloody likely.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (nfrXX)

303 Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
____________

I'm worried about you. Let the cat do her thing.

Here's your model: tinyurl.com/2rfvvx56

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (vBvJV)

304 One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.

He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.



Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)

305 The Blue Angels are oracticing out of Edwards AFB today.

Noice.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (gkwl2)

306 hm, i wrote to pixy last time you mentioned it, I'll follow up, see what happened.

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)

They don't call you Mr. Cruel for nothing.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (9z/jG)

307 This is why socialists end up killing people.

They can't allow wealth creation and if you just consign the populace to a lower and lower living standard they'll revolt eventually.

So instead you kill some percentage of them and split their stuff.

60% of the time it works every time!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)

308 Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022


***
Then I don't think Prettygirl will have trouble. Years ago, I was tempted (not really) to buy a mouse at the pet store and turn it loose for big red tabby Arizona to hunt. He'd have loved it -- but I couldn't bring myself to do such a thing. And like your worry, I was concerned about blood and mouse guts all over the carpet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (txdEq)

309 I wonder if they've ever met someone who was unable to vote because of voter suppression.

"Voter suppression" means not being able to stuff the ballot boxes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (I2/tG)

310
If you have the hash, can't pixy just see the IP associated w/ that hash? Hashes are tied to IPs, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (UmVA6)



The hash is a randomly generated group of characters associated with the IP, but unless the system in question keeps a database of every hash it's generated, likely no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

311 304 One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.

He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (9qSw/)

312 I've seen this movie before. A feckless Gerald Ford followed ny a hapless Jimmy Carter. Except Tapioca Brain has less feck and less hap.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (LaNzR)

313 but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.

Its fun for the cat, and is their job in life. Its like a reward for kitty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

314 >>> 304 One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.

He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)

Why do I suspect this wasn't the only red flag?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (llON8)

315 311 Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq

=========

"Please, tax me to help pay off these loans. It's for justice."
-Grocery store bagger

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

316 Is Ultra Maga Man like Ultra Man, the 60's Japanese TV Show? Loved that show as a kid, with Ultra Man's special capsule, and the super powers he had when the capsule was activated.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (rbqjV)

317 The hash is a randomly generated group of characters associated with the IP, but unless the system in question keeps a database of every hash it's generated, likely no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1


It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)

318 also, ..., has lizzy tried just renewing her IP from her ISP?

Go in to the router, release current IP, then renew. Most ISP's will issue you a new one. Sounds like she self-deported from the blog by posting on an old thread, so it's not like she's in a dreaded banned block of IPs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (UmVA6)

319 Checking out, the empire calls.
Posted by: ZOD at May 10, 2022 03:10 PM (x8kT3)

Long live ZOD!

Posted by: flounder at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (SH2Zi)

320
Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022

***
I'm beginning to wonder if I dare adopt a new cat or kitten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Rat-a Roni
The San Francisco treat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

321 How old do I have to be to sign up for Meals on Wheels?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

322 I wonder if they've ever met someone who was unable to vote because of voter suppression.


In the 20 or so years since the left started making this argument I don't think they've identified a single citizen that was unable to vote.

Which is...pretty amazing actually.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (ESjRY)

323 People won't say or do anything but hitch even if gas is $10 a gallon. I am convinced that the majority of the population is totally brain dead. After seeing people accept masks and the 6ft rule and accepting hiding inside your house and taking an experimental shot without stopping and questioning, they are all totally brain dead. Nothing will get them to react.

Posted by: Megthered at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (lFJGc)

324 Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

That's a red flag the size of the ones they use to cover football fields. Run, don't walk away from her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

325 301 280 You think the rat is too big for your cat to handle?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Prettygirl is 9-ish pounds of abject fury when her inner tigress gets unleashed (I know from first-hand (yeah, pun intended) experience). The rat is probably about 4" and she was hunting it the other night. I think she'd have the time of her life, but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)
---------------
Get a Jack Russell Terrier. Problem solved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (fWTJL)

326
"his history of being an inveterate liar."

I keep reading it as invertebrate liar.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (t6XCL)

327
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)

The fuck?

I feel like such an idiot for paying my student debt off, even though it was about 10% of hers.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

328
It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)



It likely only catalogs the banned ones, not all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

329 289 A Portland Leftist dimly faces reality:

Thanks to voter suppression, gerrymandering and the electoral college I’d suggest the Republican Party is actually plenty strong at the moment
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (I2/tG)

This is how they are going to explain the coming slaughter at the polls. Unless they cheat to win, which they have every intention of doing. Openly.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (sI15f)

330 A humane trap for rats?

Fuck that....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
____________

My man.

I've whacked just over three dozen rats here. They're tree/roof rats (different from Norway rats) that live in coastal California. They love oranges, avocados, and snails (very healthy), and live in palm trees. So this is paradise for them too. Neighbor on one side has avocado trees, neighbor on the other has orange trees.

Oddly, I haven't any signs of rats in six months at least. Apparently the word is out that ours is the yard of death.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (vBvJV)

331 If there is a cat food shortage maybe mine will stop puking on everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

332 Call me crazy, but... I think Hunter may have learned his finance and budgeting skills from his dad!


Can someone please remind this demented old fool that he is the prezzy of the United States, not Ukraine?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (K00qy)

333 She's a well paid attorney.

Every time I talk with a rich leftist I find out that *they* aren't rich. The rich people are the ones making more then them. And since those rich people get all the breaks why shouldn't they get to cheat too?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

334 I hope the White House gets desperate enough to import some pretty girls for press conferences. Like a cheer squad.

That way, I can watch and won't have to listen.

Posted by: Peter Doocy at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (vXJN8)

335
The president was channeling Ned Flanders's mother: "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!"

Posted by: Citizen UltraMAGA Cake at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (HmZuC)

336 >>One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.


Pawn the ring.

Spend the proceeds on Hookers and Blow.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (7rttt)

337 A humane trap for rats?

Fuck that....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden




*FistBump*

Just took my car, which has been sitting on a lot for a couple of months as I worked on my friend's ranch, to the shop yesterday. Mice have eaten all the wires and hoses, the little fuckers. Can't wait to get the estimate tomorrow.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (gkwl2)

338 In the 20 or so years since the left started making this argument I don't think they've identified a single citizen that was unable to vote.

Which is...pretty amazing actually.


No, there are millions and millions of black people who can't vote because of voter suppression.

Truly!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (I2/tG)

339 Cheapest I found in ETEX is $3.95, over $2.35 higher than it was when the coup and the Ashli Babbitt murder took place.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (0OP+5)

340 Why do I suspect this wasn't the only red flag?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (llON

Probably looking to cash in on the big high speed internet scam they're pulling too.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (YV6PJ)

341 When is SCOTUS going to come out of hiding and rule?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (/FocL)

342 Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (7rttt)

========

Hey, what's your email?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

343 Biden would rather talk about inflating a baby to abort it. That's pretty gruesome.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (LaNzR)

344 328
It has to because there are perma bans on certain hashes. Us VPN surfers see this routinely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (9qSw/)


It likely only catalogs the banned ones, not all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Well sure, but there is a connection between IP and hash. If it was RNG for hashes, no one would ever get accidental hash bans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (9qSw/)

345 She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)

Why do I suspect this wasn't the only red flag?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM

Yep, that's a wave off sign for sure. 5534 Yankee, wave off, wave off, go around, I repeat go around.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (pWxlC)

346 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression and provide examples of specific people it affected?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

347 338
No, there are millions and millions of black people who can't vote because of voter suppression.

Truly!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (I2/tG)

=========

They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

348 >>> 313 but unless I have no other choice, it kinda has a macabre, thrown to the lions feel to it.

Its fun for the cat, and is their job in life. Its like a reward for kitty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

It's pretty much the *only* real Cat Job. Have you ever seen a seeing-eye cat, a therapy cat, a drug-sniffing cat... I admit I'd be a little worried about a rat vs a mouse, and would want to check kitteh for bite or scratch wounds if she did get the rat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (llON8)

349 I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (UuD2k)

350 Can someone please remind this demented old fool that he is the prezzy of the United States, not Ukraine?

I get bigger bribes from Ukraine.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (I2/tG)

351 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression and provide examples of specific people it affected?

That question is racist and I'm pretty sure you are a Russian bot

Posted by: What a leftist would say to you at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

352 UltraMAGA sounds like a WWE wrestler.

Bring on BoBo Brazil & The Shiek

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (NW9xb)

353 One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.

He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
___________

Tell him to RUN!!!! She's obviously a piece of work, and a chiseler to boot. Whom do you think she'll chisel after the government? Hmmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)

354 I'll get yours from a COB.

Got those things on the packing table ready to go out when I have an address.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (7rttt)

355 >>>This is how they are going to explain the coming slaughter at the polls.

I predict record-high dosages of Copium this November.

Posted by: Citizen UltraMAGA Cake at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (HmZuC)

356
Remember-- when you experience the sudden onset of an impossibly bright light and a sensation of radiant heat, i.e. the culmination of Biden foreign policy, move away from the windows. And don't take shelter under a car, the shock wave makes them bounce.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (/8vPs)

357 I'm still paying off my law school loans and I haven't been a practicing attorney since 2014.

Kinda feeling like a sucker, here.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (gkwl2)

358 Biden repeatedly attacked Republicans loyal to former President Donald Trump for holding up his agenda, lamenting that Democrats' majority in Congress is not sufficient to gain approval of his priorities.


Yes. Yes it is.
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)

359 354 I'll get yours from a COB.

Got those things on the packing table ready to go out when I have an address.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (7rttt)

========

You can go through my nic to the contact page.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

360 I keep reading it as invertebrate liar.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022


***
We're invertebrate punsters. Spinelessly unable to resist a pun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)

361 might need her IP address -- yeah, that's probably the problem.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (0G13K)

I believe Lizzy sent that off to him herself. And I think CBD may have too. I think the issue is that pixy's incredibly busy.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (Mog7K)

362 eeT moar gOphErrz

Posted by: a Cat at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

363 346 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression and provide examples of specific people it affected?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV


Democrats never have to show proof. The accusation is accepted as fact by the MSM.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (9qSw/)

364
He just found out she has $300k in student debt.


Pros: Hot yoga chick that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Cons: Leftist, ridiculous debt, 40 years old.

Hmm...gonna say we need to marry her

Posted by: What the little head is thinking at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

365 He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.


That's the kind of "f' you, pay me" mindset you want in an attorney. Not in a spouse.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (nfrXX)

366 My FWP. Had to get a new modem since I cancelled my land line. From Century link. The only instructions say to upload an app to my phone. I don't use apps and don't want to upload one. Any ideas? It's still in the box.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (CAyKM)

367 358 Biden repeatedly attacked Republicans loyal to former President Donald Trump for holding up his agenda, lamenting that Democrats' majority in Congress is not sufficient to gain approval of his priorities.


Yes. Yes it is.
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)

Yeah, but only the stupid shit got passed. Manchin and Senima blocked the really, really stupid shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:21 PM (UuD2k)

368 "Can't wait for the Great Cat Food shortages of '22."

I can't find Friskies canned cat food at retailers here. Been like that for many weeks. I'm delaying annual vet visits because $$$. This economy is going to induce many people to give up their pets.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (qpX6U)

369 >>> 325
---------------
Get a Jack Russell Terrier. Problem solved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:17 PM (fWTJL)

*nods*

Go search ewe toob for "ratting with terriers".

"Good gerrl! Good lad!" -- British guy with little dogs doing their thing, tails wagging furiously

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (llON8)

370 How old do I have to be to sign up for Meals on Wheels?
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM

I was 10 years old. I made a PBand J in the morning and was off to the lake to fish, re-enact Normandy etc. Meals on wheels. Just be home for dinner.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (pWxlC)

371 I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022


***
A few years ago outside the nearest pool at my complex, I spied a raccoon in a tree. I just stood and looked at him, and he looked back. Nothing was going to change. So I walked away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)

372 Biden makes a strong case for Presidential Abortion, and unlike abortion of the unborn, abortion of the unfit President is Constitutional!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (4OVxK)

373 I saw a sign at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago. It said Sabra had a maintenance issue and that they would not have anything in stock for a few months.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (5HBd1)

374 "She's a well paid attorney. "
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (jTmQV)

375 A few years ago outside the nearest pool at my complex, I spied a raccoon in a tree. I just stood and looked at him, and he looked back. Nothing was going to change. So I walked away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)

We'll all be working for them someday.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

376
Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)



Definition of cray.

Don't dip your stick in it.

If you have, consider yourself lucky and run.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

377 This economy is going to induce many people to give up their pets.

I think the Bezos post ran an article earlier in the year about how pets were bad for da Erf and we should find a way to get people to euthanize them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)

378 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE SCHLAPP TAINT at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (1IJnB)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

379 How old do I have to be to sign up for Meals on Wheels?
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022


***
At the local library a week ago, I saw info on a bulletin board about Second Harvest Food Bank. It told me to call 211. Hey, I might give it a try.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)

380 I don't understand why we can't just put that on the credit card. We need it now, so just shut up and buy it for me already!

What do you mean we are BANKRUPT. You loser!! You should have worked harder. Why did I get married to such a loser. I'm out. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: Karen will Divorce Joe B as soon as he says no. He can't say No. at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (f9uxf)

381
Someone needs to let this turd know just what having majorities means.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:20 PM (xsL4l)

Allow me to explain: having a majority in both houses means you kill 75% of bills in Senate committee, and most of the remainder on the floor, including all of your own President's agenda items. You also use every parliamentary trick at hand to prevent his appointments from getting through, and block him from recess appointments. You intentionally spike your majority so you can collect bribes and do nothing, the way G-d intended.

This is how majorities work.

Posted by: Mitch at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (rzne3)

382 I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (UuD2k)
____________

Having perforce become knowledgeable about rats, there are two broad groups: arboreal and terrestrial. The latter (Norway rats) are the particular nasty ones everyone thinks of. The arboreal rats (called tree or roof rats) live in warm coastal areas, and that's what SFGoth is probably dealing with. Both can carry hantavirus, which is no joke, so the rats gotta go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (vBvJV)

383 ...or, you know. That.


email sent

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (7rttt)

384 Re: Biden stand on abortion --

Translation : Ge supports Anne Parenthood's right to choose the best gestational age of abortion for organ sales purposes.

(I really think that's it -- no Democrat out there will agee to anything less than abortion up to delivery, period)

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (K00qy)

385 UltraMAGA sounds like a WWE wrestler.

Bring on BoBo Brazil & The Shiek
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


Fritz von Eric

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (xsL4l)

386 Junta spokesmodel just announced Biden will lower Chinese manufacturers costs to "reduce inflation".

I don't think he understands we mean reduce inflation here, in the United States. Not Chyna, Joe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (vXJN8)

387 If Biden was the prime minister of Netherlands he would have been euthanized by now.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

388 I'm worried about you. Let the cat do her thing.

Here's your model: tinyurl.com/2rfvvx56
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (vBvJV)

--

some of those rats were monsters! No prob for the terriers.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (L7jyl)

389 He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago



She sounds nice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (5kI0z)

390 If Biden was the prime minister of Netherlands he would have been euthanized by now.

And if was the Finnish prime minister he'd have a bunch of cat-boy photoshops of himself...

Posted by: Go Sanaa or whatever her name is at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

391 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression
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You're asking for a small book.
Enter 'types of voter suppression' in your search engine.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (/FocL)

392 374 "She's a well paid attorney. "
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (jTmQV)

Don't be stupid. Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (xe+EB)

393 "Please, tax me to help pay off these loans. It's for justice."
-Grocery store bagger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_____

I would think forgiving student loans would be an issue that pisses off 90% of voters, but clearly the Democrats think it will win people over.

I think the problem is, nobody looks at government money as "tax payer" money anymore. They think it's just some endless pit of money that falls from heaven.

I've stopped putting money into my kids 529 college fund though, I'm not going to be the sucker that pays for college while everyone else gets it free. I'd rather buy my kids a house.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (PwNLq)

394 >>> 336 >>One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.


Pawn the ring.

Spend the proceeds on Hookers and Blow.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:18 PM (7rttt)

Silly garrett - use the proceeds for this year's MoMee travel budget.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (llON8)

395 I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.
==
In Cleveburg the rats gnaw their way right through the inch thick cast iron grates on storm drains.

Posted by: Rats bigger than a cat at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (eHe3a)

396 I keep reading it as invertebrate liar.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 10, 2022
***
We're invertebrate punsters. Spinelessly unable to resist a pun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022


***
So slug me!

Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)

397

Fritz von Eric
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:24 PM (xsL4l)


The IRON CLAW!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Ultra Maga> Vente Maga

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

399 365 He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

That's the kind of "f' you, pay me" mindset you want in an attorney. Not in a spouse
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She's forty. At best she's got 5 years of hot sex life left in her. Then she goes menapausal and you're fucked sex wise and debt wise. Best to find a 19 year who likes to fuck and has a nursing degree. That way you can save on in house eldery care. This is called the George Soros Plan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (fWTJL)

400 Thanks to Sniffy the Prez and his anti-inflation Kung-Fu, I get to pay $4.19 for the same gallon of gas I could buy for $4.09 yesterday.

Winning!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (Vu7A1)

401 I know a guy that told his girlfriend that he would not marry her until she paid off her debts.

She did.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (lKAqb)

402 Who is this that keeps coming in the door and yelling?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at May 10, 2022 03:26 PM (eGTCV)

403 Is this something?

The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)

404 383 ...or, you know. That.


email sent
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (7rttt)

========

Sweet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

405 >>> 373 I saw a sign at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago. It said Sabra had a maintenance issue and that they would not have anything in stock for a few months.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (5HBd1)

I hope "maintenance issue" wasn't a euphemism for "our plant burned to the ground".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (llON8)

406 299 The house next door was owned by a slighty crazy woman and she just stopped paying taxes utilities, etc. Its falling apart and was condemned by the city over a year ago.
Unexpectedly, rats have gathered in the house, and finding no food there are spreading out into other houses, such as ours. We had swarms of them, and our cat saw the as not food but potential buddies to play with so was worthless at catching any.

My brother got these electric traps that fry the rats when they climb inside, zaps them dead as a doornail. They work really well, and the flashing green light indicating another dead rat is very cheery to come down to in the morning. We've pretty well de-ratted the place as a result but of course... more keep coming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Does that rat trap process come in sort of a fence-type design? Say about 10 feet tall? How much do you reckon per running mile cost?

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (0OP+5)

407 I think the Bezos post ran an article earlier in the year about how pets were bad for da Erf and we should find a way to get people to euthanize them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)
_____________

Bezos and other liberals are also bad for da Erf.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vBvJV)

408 "I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. "

I saw a marmot squatting on a hydrant.

Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (qpX6U)

409 What do Dems consider Ultra MAGA's?

Let me guess:

MAGAs: Followed Trump thru 2020
Ultra MAGAs: STILL Follow Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

410 The economy just put out an Amber Alert, "Biden has shit your bed, America!"

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN8)

411 Is this something?

The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)



Because THAT'S what's devastating the country right now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

412 "She's a well paid attorney. "
Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:23
*
Don't be stupid. Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022


***
Then get one last roll in the hay and run far far away. (Hang on to the pre-nup in case she claims she's pregnant)

Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (txdEq)

413 This economy is going to induce many people to give up eat their pets.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

414
The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)

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Me and Kev heard there might be more aliens we can bring in.

Posted by: Mitch at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (rzne3)

415 6 Milton Friedman is dead, but he keeps haunting my dreams.

He's laughing at me.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)\

--

Would you believe that someone -- a U. of Chicago graduate -- used the "Friedman is dead" routine to try to *discredit* Friedman's arguments? Idiot.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (L7jyl)

416 >>Sweet.


For you.


I'm going to have to deal with ace in a jealous pique for the next week.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (7rttt)

417 "Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup."
Even better, thanks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (jTmQV)

418 380
My last two ex-wives in one post.
Now I need a drink or twenty.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (ZNlqs)

419 The economy just put out an Amber Alert, "Biden has shit your bed, America!"
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN
++++
I see what you did there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (DU+/6)

420 The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

I read your book Alan Moore!

Posted by: George Soros at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)

421 416 I'm going to have to deal with ace in a jealous pique for the next week.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:28 PM (7rttt)

=======

I hate to get between your closest relationships for a bit of LOTR memorabilia, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

422 RIP Christopher Struck. He fought the good fight in court against the not natural born citizen JEF. It had to have been painful. Godspeed, my man.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (hVAZs)

423 I don't even know what to say.

We're fucked...just fucked. This senile idiot actually believes that pumping more devalued money into the economy reduces inflation.

Goodbye retirees. Starving and homeless is how you'll end up. It's inevitable now.

Maybe before you die of starvation you can go up the DC in sufficient numbers to scare the pants off of everybody in that bullshit town.

I guess the only hope is for the Dims to lose the House bigly and an aggressive Ultra-Mega guy to become Speaker instead of the limp dish rag waiting for his coronation.

Then impeach Biden his acceptance of bribes from China should be enough high crimes to satisfy that dealio. Then is Veep Throat's turn.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (OK0YZ)

424 If Biden was the prime minister of Netherlands he would have been euthanized by now.

Tell me more...

Posted by: President In Waiting, Kamala Harris at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (vXJN8)

425 She sounds nice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
_

I'll let you guess what her politics are. But he's a right wing conservative.

Honestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.

What infuriating though is she can EASILY pay this off over the next several years , she just doesn't want to.

So the janitor that mops up the law office when she goes home will foot her law school bills.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (PwNLq)

426 >>I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.



It's a Metaphor, guys.

The Tree is his Soul.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (7rttt)

427 Ace needs an admin assistant. In a little plaid schoolgirl skirt. With a pony tail.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

428 How old do I have to be to sign up for Meals on Wheels?
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:16 PM

60 years old and up

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (sI15f)

429 I think the Bezos post ran an article earlier in the year about how pets were bad for da Erf and we should find a way to get people to euthanize them.
Posted by: 18-1

There's generally three to four people per pet. I think, imho, we find a way to euthanize the useless breeders.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (xsL4l)

430 410 The economy just put out an Amber Alert, "Biden has shit your bed, America!"

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (vXJN

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... And he's not gonna stop until you're all buried in it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (WgGsS)

431 I think the problem is, nobody looks at government money as "tax payer" money anymore. They think it's just some endless pit of money that falls from heaven.
______________

"Obama's gonna pay my bills from his stash!" - retarded Obama voter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (vBvJV)

432 Convicted transgender child sex molester James “Hannah” Tubbs, who was given a light juvenile sentence by George Soros-backed Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón, has been booked for murder in Kern County to the north.

Tubbs pleaded guilty to choking and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl in a bathroom stall in 2014, a crime that shocked Los Angeles at the time. Gascón declined to prosecute Tubbs as an adult because the crime took place just before Tubbs’s 18th birthday. The juvenile sentence meant Tubbs would not have to register as a sex offender. One of Gascón’s criminal justice “reforms” was to stop prosecuting juvenile offenders as adults — a policy he revised somewhat after the Tubbs case.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

433 So I won $50 on a scratch-off game. Invested $10 to win $2. Ehh.

Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.

So what to do with remaining $5?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)

434 "Have a different attorney draft the pre-nup."
Even better, thanks.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022


***
Let her do a draft. Then take it to another attorney he can trust, and see what loopholes she left in it for herself. That might convince him that she is bad news.

Posted by: The Rest of the Joke at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (txdEq)

435 394 >>> 336 >>One of my good friends is close to popping the question to his girlfriend. Both are around 40 years old.

--

Get a prenup. There's a reason why fewer men are getting married.

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)

436 "We control all three branches of government.

Oh, so you're admitting that SCOTUS takes direction from the Democrats? Iiiiiiiinteresting.....

Posted by: pookysgirl, late to the party again at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (XKZwp)

437 I have an example of voter suppression. This last weekend we had school board elections and municipal elections. The county ran the municipal elections, but the school district ran the school board election in separate places from the municipal elections and didn't publicize it. The schools had early voting in the schools and the administration building, and you better believe every employee of the school district voted. The result was that taxpayers would only know about the school board election, and the need to go to a different place to vote for it, if they were told by a non-preferred candidate.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (aToww)

438 I keep seeing that diesel fuel reserves are at historic lows and there is a chance or us running out or rationing, I just can't believe it but I do because of President Fuck up

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (cCNkK)

439 I'll let you guess what her politics are. But he's a right wing conservative.

Honestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.

What infuriating though is she can EASILY pay this off over the next several years , she just doesn't want to.
______________

I say again: RUN!!!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (vBvJV)

440 So what to do with remaining $5?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4


Stick it in a pair of pants in the closet. Then when you finally wear them, you'll be all happy you found five bucks you lost.

Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (9qSw/)

441 I'll have a pack of UltraMAGA's and three scratch offs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (/FocL)

442 Sorry I missed this question, ace... it's Lizzy capital L as written

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (68aCy)

443 >>> 411 Is this something?

The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)


Because THAT'S what's devastating the country right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh FFS. They kidnapped my sister and did all sorts of nasty things but they *don't* cause inflation. Dumbasses.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (llON8)

444 Ace needs an admin assistant. In a little plaid schoolgirl skirt. With a pony tail.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2022


***
I can recommend several very young-looking pr0n stars for the job. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)

445 426 >>I once saw a squirrel and a rat fight in a tree. You go to Uptown New Orleans and see something in a tree, it might be a rat.



It's a Metaphor, guys.

The Tree is his Soul.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:29 PM (7rttt)

Nah, my soul is a homeless man having a kung fu fight with an imaginary opponent under the highway overpass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

446 I'm not saying this as a positive, but in the long run, it kinda is.

The more people starve or forage for baby formula under Biden the closer people may watch their emotional reaction vote in the future.

And perhaps people can learn care in that before the Gods of the Copybook Headings arrive in town.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (krQz2)

447 The Biden administration are children. Lazy, no account ne'er-do-well that would use any excuse for failure.

Except the truth. It is the Biden administration's fault.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (u82oZ)

448 There's a VERY GOOD chance there's aliens in the White House.

I saw that movie.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (hVAZs)

449 433 So I won $50 on a scratch-off game. Invested $10 to win $2. Ehh.

Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.

So what to do with remaining $5?
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You bought sushi in a gas station?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (fWTJL)

450 So what to do with remaining $5?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)
=================
Wanna buy some art?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (vXJN8)

451 "Biden says that Republicans are to blame for not letting him spend more money, which, he claims, would somehow reduce the problem of having excess dollars in the economy chasing a static amount of goods and services."

For 40+ years a lot of voters - even supposedly educated ones who should know better - have been stupid enough to confuse "deficit" with "debt". But I think we've crossed the line to where a majority of those living in the US - not even going to call all of them "Americans" - are stupid enough to think you can print your way out of inflation.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (BF5+T)

452 Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

Wow. That was quick. When that story first broke, I predicted that the lovely Hannah would rape another kid within a year.

But it was less than a year, and it was murder. Exceeds expectations.

Posted by: Who Could've Guessed? at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (rzne3)

453 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression

I thiknk the general idea is any policy that makes voting more difficult and obnoxious than is reasonable (excessively large lines, voting areas open on odd and short hours, Black Panthers outside the doors with weapons, etc) and anything that prevents someone from voting.

With some argument and stretching the definition, the Dems can come up with examples of part one, but I don't think anyone has been actually prevented from voting since 1962.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

454 Nah, my soul is a homeless man having a kung fu fight with an imaginary opponent under the highway overpass.
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This is a Haiku rite?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (fWTJL)

455 Aliens deal in a whole different kind of inflation.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (l+lsS)

456 You want an aggressive MAGA guy to be Speaker.

What you'll get is McCarthy. (spits)

Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (L7jyl)

457 Get a prenup. There's a reason why fewer men are getting married.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)
____________

Better idea: get a Greyhound ticket. She's obviously got lousy character, and even if the prenup stands up - which I wouldn't count on - especially as a lawyer with lousy character, she could doubtless find a zillion ways to make his life miserable.

If that were me, there'd be some leaves swirling around where I'd be standing when I heard that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (vBvJV)

458 So I won $50 on a scratch-off game. Invested $10 to win $2. Ehh.

Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.

So what to do with remaining $5?
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You bought sushi in a gas station?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (xsL4l)

459 Do we have anyone that can hold these people accountable? How can I support them?

Posted by: Shiggz at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (0SrVS)

460 So what to do with remaining $5?

Help old IT workers who have nothing left after being slaves in the digital mines. Just make the check payable to the Central Arizona Sysadmin's Home, or CASH.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (SchxB)

461 Have her draft a pre-nup. exempting him from responsibility for the debt.

Then have it reviewed by another attorney who's being paid by him. Then run away like hell like he should have done already.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (nfrXX)

462
Get a prenup. There's a reason why fewer men are getting married.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (L7jyl)

How iron-clad are those though, especially if one of the parties to it is a well-trained lawyer and knows a bunch of loopholes to put into it for her benefit?

Alas, the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me. Best of luck to them though if they do go through with it.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

463 So I won $50 on a scratch-off game. Invested $10 to win $2. Ehh.

Then used $35 to buy an emergency kit for car and for sushi.

So what to do with remaining $5?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2022 03:30 PM (v6Dx4)
.........

Depending on where you live, you could buy a gallon of gas.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

464 At the rate things are going, we'll be eating the pets before this is over. Welcome to China.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (aToww)

465 >>You bought sushi in a gas station?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.


...and a Roll of Plush 3-Ply.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (7rttt)

466 Biden’s a perfect leader for his cause. Stupid, evil, delusional and sclerotic.

Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (qwO6y)

467 Nah, my soul is a homeless man having a kung fu fight with an imaginary opponent under the highway overpass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

And that imaginary opponent is ace.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (xe+EB)

468 Better idea: get a Greyhound ticket. She's obviously got lousy character, and even if the prenup stands up - which I wouldn't count on - especially as a lawyer with lousy character, she could doubtless find a zillion ways to make his life miserable.

If that were me, there'd be some leaves swirling around where I'd be standing when I heard that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Thank God & Greyhound, I'm Gone
--Roy Clark

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (xsL4l)

469 For 40+ years a lot of voters - even supposedly educated ones who should know better - have been stupid enough to confuse "deficit" with "debt". But I think we've crossed the line to where a majority of those living in the US - not even going to call all of them "Americans" - are stupid enough to think you can print your way out of inflation.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at May 10, 2022 03:32 PM (BF5+T)
____________

"We just need to mint 30 or so $1 trillion coins, and we're good!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (vBvJV)

470 The UFO stuff is insulting and annoying.

Fix the damn economy and every other defective, rotting federal institution before having your fun with aliens hearings. FFS, Congress, get busy or get out.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (K00qy)

471 The DC politburo is screwing Joe over. Joe is the fall guy.

Congratulations Joe, you've reached the pinnacle of your career, only to be a patsy and a fall guy.

"Joe" is going to make all our "hard choices" for us.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (krQz2)

472
Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.


...and a Roll of Plush 3-Ply.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (7rttt)



Give it to a bum. $5 ain't buyin' a fucking thing in this Biden economy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

473 Honestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.

She's psychologically damaged and fundamentally unethical. The debt is secondary, its her reason behind continuing the debt. Run away, run away now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

474
Maybe if we had show trials for oil company executives for price gouging that would fix the problem!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 10, 2022 02:48 PM (I2/tG)

___________

Energy sector profits are actually lower than the average of banking, software, etc. I worked in commodity businesses for 35 years. The grim joke was that you hoped for one good year to make up for the three bad ones you just had.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (/U27+)

475 I suspect that has given them pause, and Levi Strauss ought to get hammered for opening their yap, to confirm the fear for the rest of these knuckleheads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

Bungie HR had to go and piddle the carpet. Inspector's furious. He'd just paid for the newest season of Destiny2 so all he can do is not give them his time (and he *really* enjoyed the game). There's no way to tell if there's enough others doing the same.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (nC+QA)

476 Ian Hunter > Hunter Biden

There used to be a guy named Hunter Fisher here.

He ran a taxidermy shop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (bW8dp)

477 443 >>> 411 Is this something?

The House Intelligence Committee is set to hold its first hearing on UFOs in 50 years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2022 03:27 PM (9qSw/)

Make Aliens Germane Again

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

478 "The economy just put out an Amber Alert, "Biden has shit your bed, America!"


I thought those were for when Ms heard had a tantrum.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

479 I say again: RUN!!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

+1, I would agree

I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

480 Gee, using the emergency oil reserves didn't work? How could anyone have known?

They're probably going to end up using them up, aren't they?
==
Putin will shut off the oil an gas in the fall. Europe will freeze. All of the fuel will be used. All of it. The prices now, will DOUBLE by January. TRIPLE by February.


Bibilical proportions to this flustercluck. Revelation sized.

Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (CT9tZ)

481 "We just need to mint 30 or so $1 trillion coins, and we're good!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (vBvJV)

Someone go back and get a shitload of trillion $ coins.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (UuD2k)

482 I think the general idea is any policy that makes voting more difficult and obnoxious than is reasonable

Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)

483 >>> 464 At the rate things are going, we'll be eating the pets before this is over. Welcome to China.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (aToww)

You like bacon? Feed feralgov workers to my pigs, solve two problems.

Posted by: Mr Wu at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (llON8)

484 The president mistakenly said Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) was from Wisconsin and said the senator “has a problem” when told about Scott’s call for him to resign.

“Resign? That’s a good idea,” Biden replied sarcastically.

He also insisted inflation was his “top domestic priority.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

485 I can't find Friskies canned cat food at retailers here. Been like that for many weeks. I'm delaying annual vet visits because $$$. This economy is going to induce many people to give up their pets.
Posted by: At No Time Was John Weaver In The Physical Presence Of gp at May 10, 2022 03:22 PM (qpX6U)

Just bought 18 cans of various flavors of Friskies this morning at out local Stop And Shop. ShopRite is very well stocked as well. The cat food isle at both stores is very well stocked. ShopRite is a huge presence in the Northeast. We have two Stop And Shops in town as well.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (Zvtjl)

486 Gosh, I never knew that our own Strategic Oil Reserve was for giving away to other nations...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (jTmQV)

487
Energy sector profits are actually lower than the average of banking, software, etc. I worked in commodity businesses for 35 years. The grim joke was that you hoped for one good year to make up for the three bad ones you just had.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (/U27+)

Software has outrageous margins and banking is leveraged to the hilt, low return on assets high return on equity.

Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (xe+EB)

488 464 At the rate things are going, we'll be eating the pets before this is over. Welcome to China.

.. China also has the "Silent Spring" problem too.
They've eaten all the birds.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

489 482 I think the general idea is any policy that makes voting more difficult and obnoxious than is reasonable

Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)

=========

But processing military ballots late or not at all as a whoopsie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

490 Spend the $5 on pepto bismol.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:33 PM (xsL4l)
.........

Sorry. price just went up.

Posted by: Pepto Bismol at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

491 He also insisted inflation was his “top domestic priority.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

After getting the sheets changed...

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (MkuC5)

492 How iron-clad are those though, especially if one of the parties to it is a well-trained lawyer and knows a bunch of loopholes to put into it for her benefit?

Alas, the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me. Best of luck to them though if they do go through with it.
Posted by: Thrawn
____

At least in my state, I'm fairly certain debt before the marriage is not community debt. It's hers alone. Where you could get screwed is if he co signed some sort of refinancing after getting married.

But he definitely needs to get his own lawyer to draft up a prenup to shore that up and make damn sure.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (PwNLq)

493 Alas, the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me. Best of luck to them though if they do go through with it.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2022 03:34 PM (Rl7KJ)
_____________

Best of luck to you and your first wife!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (vBvJV)

494 Ultra maga is the new deplorable

Posted by: 7man at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (qwO6y)

495 Can anyone define and explain voter suppression
============
Policies created for the express purpose of preventing your opponents legitimate voters from voting.

"Legitimate voters" are defined by Republicans (in this argument) as those permitted to vote under state election law.

Democrats define "legitimate voters" as all adults over the age of 16, regardless of citizenship and regardless of where the prospective voter is legally registered to vote and regardless of whether or not the person already voted or is able to understand their vote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (jyACO)

496 onestly, she's not a monster. She'll make way more than he does, so it wasn't some financial trap.

She's psychologically damaged and fundamentally unethical. The debt is secondary, its her reason behind continuing the debt. Run away, run away now.
==
"She'll make way more than he does." Likely, she consumes every PENNY. And she will consume all of his and then some. Biggest question is - what is her credit score/history? Paying your student loans isn't hard. If you aren't doing that its because of issues.

If she's 40 and never been married, and intelligent, hot, lawyer. There more baggage there than a 747. R.U.N.

Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MQnwL)

497 Software has outrageous margins and banking is leveraged to the hilt, low return on assets high return on equity.
Posted by: Someguy's at May 10, 2022 03:37 PM (xe+EB)

Talk about low margins, amazingly... Funeral providers.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MkuC5)

498 I think the general idea is any policy that makes voting more difficult and obnoxious than is reasonable

Of course, the D's also define keeping prisoners from voting, keeping felons from voting, keeping non-citizens from voting, and keeping sixteen-year-olds from voting as "voter suppression".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)
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Also taking people who have moved out of the district/state off the rolls, so their "vote" is not available to the Chosen.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (krQz2)

499
Tell him to RUN!!!! She's obviously a piece of work, and a chiseler to boot. Whom do you think she'll chisel after the government? Hmmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)

___________

Plus she'll sleep with the Divorce Court judge and he'll be SOL.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (/U27+)

500 495 Democrats define "legitimate voters" as all adults over the age of 16, regardless of citizenship and regardless of where the prospective voter is legally registered to vote and regardless of whether or not the person already voted or is able to understand their vote.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (jyACO)

=======

Or alive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

501 the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me

Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

502 It's become pretty obvious why Congress created a law to ban "lynching"

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

503 Having a difficult time understanding how we are sending 100-300 billion a year to Ukraine without any questions or critiques outside of maybe Tucker.
It is mind blowing.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (DJkRH)

504 Tell him to RUN!!!! She's obviously a piece of work, and a chiseler to boot. Whom do you think she'll chisel after the government? Hmmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:19 PM (vBvJV)



4 or 5 years into the marriage, she's guaranteed to shit on his side of the bed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

505 Give it to a bum. $5 ain't buyin' a fucking thing in this Biden economy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

$5? Cheap skate.

Posted by: a bum at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

506 I think Friskies must be a 29-year-old thing. That's what I buy, but recently when my niece (also a cat owner) was stopping by the store before coming over and asked me if I needed anything, I told her Friskies cat food. She'd never heard of it.

Hell, I'm old enough to remember when Morris was still alive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (bW8dp)

507 You are wrong about how to stop inflation.
Another solution is high economic growth, while keeping money supply stable. You now have the same number of dollars chasing more goods.

A similar thing happened with Bill Clinton, producing deflation, after Republicans got him to agree to a capital gains tax cut.

Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (o/eHL)

508 Stolen elections have consequences.

Also read the FBI being exposed in all its criminal glory at Zero Hedge.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (eMEkg)

509 FWIW, I know a guy, an attorney. He got his law degree, passed the bar. Asked his wife for a divorce.
She wanted to be reimbursed for the cost of his tuition (a similar 6 figure number).
She won in court.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

510 He just found out she has $300k in student debt.

Her plan was to dodge it until they can no longer legally collect and/or student loan forgiveness.

She's a well paid attorney.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:14 PM (PwNLq)
----
Okay, after reading everyone's response:

1. Dude, WTF?
2. Definitely a prenup. As a lawyer, she might like that.
3. Again WTF.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

511 Report: Tom Brady and Fox Sports Announce 10-Year, $375 Million Broadcasting Deal to Begin After Playing Career

.. golden parachute ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)

512 the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me

Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I don't want to pay a cheap, bloated mortgage. I'm good, right?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (xsL4l)

513 Or alive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
==========
Yes, this too

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (jyACO)

514 China also has the "Silent Spring" problem too.
They've eaten all the birds.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

Next up, bedbugs!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ebskt

Posted by: Four Pests Campaign at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (rzne3)

515 I say again: RUN!!!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

+1, I would agree

I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)
____________

I've been happily married for many many years now, but when I was single at a party I met a gal who was gorgeous and who came onto me. "Oh boy, home boy is gonna score!" Then she told the story of how she came on to the crippled manager of her apartment building to extract some bennie from him, then shut him down once she got it.

I ran like the wind. A buddy came over and said, "That chick is hot for you, man!" I replied, yeah, I gathered that, but I can't be doing with anyone that cold and bereft of character. The gal was baffled when I left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (vBvJV)

516 "He also insisted inflation was his “top domestic priority.”
Posted by: SMOD"


I thought that was white supremacist terrorism


We have a situation where our ruling class is is obsessed chasing an imaginary problem with no solution and ignoring a very real one with a rather easy solution all in the name of ideology. This must be what it felt to live in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (MxEKc)

517 FWIW, I know a guy, an attorney. He got his law degree, passed the bar. Asked his wife for a divorce.
She wanted to be reimbursed for the cost of his tuition (a similar 6 figure number).
She won in court.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (jTmQV)



Change out 'she' for 'he' and 'he' loses in court.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

518 Having a difficult time understanding how we are sending 100-300 billion a year to Ukraine without any questions or critiques outside of maybe Tucker.
It is mind blowing.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM (DJkRH)
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Thanks to existing arrangements, anything that Zelenskyy doesn't use gets distributed to Dem pockets.

I hit upon this as the real critical reason that DC cannot have Putin seize Ukraine. An enemy would be in possession of all the evidence that DC elite dumped money *through* Ukraine into their coffers and pockets.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)

519 How is the GF "dodging" the student loans?

Unless she's a drug lord lawyer and getting paid in cash, I'm skeptical, because they can and will garnish all of your salary beyond a minimum survival amount for that shit.

No one is paying them right now, of course. Biden just keeps kicking the can down the road on that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (bW8dp)

520 511 Report: Tom Brady and Fox Sports Announce 10-Year, $375 Million Broadcasting Deal to Begin After Playing Career
-------------
Have you seen Tom Brady's yatch?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (fWTJL)

521 The largest tech firms in the world have reportedly lost over $1 trillion in value over just three trading days. Microsoft, Amazon, Tesla, and Google all lost more than $100 billion in a few days, while Facebook lost $70 billion.

CNBC reports that the largest tech firms in the world including Google, Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, and Amazon have lost over $1 trillion in combined value in just three trading sessions. Stocks have had a large sell-off overall since the Federal Reserve raised its benchmark interest rate on Wednesday, but tech firms seem to be hit the hardest by the change.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

522 Putin will shut off the oil an gas in the fall. Europe will freeze. All of the fuel will be used. All of it. The prices now, will DOUBLE by January. TRIPLE by February.

Bibilical proportions to this flustercluck. Revelation sized.
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (CT9tZ)


Wifey asked the other day if we need to order as much cord wood as we did last year. I just looked at her and blinked a few times in amazement. Quite revealing how much ignorant one can be when the only news sources you look at are Seven Days and failbook.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (Ar78U)

523 Report: Tom Brady and Fox Sports Announce 10-Year, $375 Million Broadcasting Deal to Begin After Playing Career

.. golden parachute ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)



He really has little in personality. I see this as an incredible waste of money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

524 Hell, I'm old enough to remember when Morris was still alive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:40 PM


He's dead? You don't spring that kind of $hit on someone without warning.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (bVYXr)

525 > I don't want to pay a cheap, bloated mortgage. I'm good, right?

You can always walk away from it, just as people by the thousands (maybe millions) did in the last three or four real estate crashes.

Can't do that with student loans, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (bW8dp)

526 Okay, after reading everyone's response:

1. Dude, WTF?
2. Definitely a prenup. As a lawyer, she might like that.
3. Again WTF.
Posted by: WisRich

4. While she's looking over the pre-nup, split town.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (xsL4l)

527 Here is some good news.

Vivek Ramaswamy, author of "Woke, Inc," has raised $20 million to launch Strive Asset Management, an activist fund which will urge companies to drop unprofitable social justice issues pushed by BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (5kI0z)

528 Stolen elections have have dire consequences.
The GOP owns this too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (XvPQV)

529 the 300k in student debt and just hoping to pass it off does seem like a red flag to me

Yeah. If she had said "the educatio wasn't worth that much and I don't want to pay a bloated, corrupt government back" that's one thing but being cheap and cheating? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____

Remember, this isn't me that's marrying her. I'm on the same page as most people here.

She basically stopped paying because of Trump "pausing" student loans.

I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?

It is disgusting that there's even a possibility these things are forgiven for someone like her.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)

530 Raising interest rates, in & of itself, doesn't reduce the money supply. If the Federal Reserve doesn't shut off the printing presses we'll have high interest rates & high inflation.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (Zy9Yy)

531 I just saw that a GOP member of the House I've never heard of, Tom Reed, got #MeToo'd and resigned. I guess that's the DNC's plan to keep control.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

532 The largest tech firms in the world have reportedly lost over $1 trillion in value over just three trading days.

All those tax revenues that the Treasury will never see when investors take their losses

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

533 Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

534 Hell, I'm old enough to remember when Morris was still alive.

I remember saving up box tops (ok, maybe it was UPCs) to send in for a Morris t-shirt.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (nfrXX)

535
I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

__________

I've been happily married for 28 years (don't know what HM thinks) but if, God forbid, something should happen to either of us, we're agreed we won't remarry. It's no longer worth the uncertainty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (/U27+)

536 If she's 40 and never been married, and intelligent, hot, lawyer. There more baggage there than a 747. R.U.N.
Posted by: its not going to be pretty at May 10, 2022 03:39 PM (MQnwL)
_______________

I was thinking that exact same thought. It's like getting a vacation brochure for Love Canal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (vBvJV)

537 Report: Tom Brady and Fox Sports Announce 10-Year, $375 Million Broadcasting Deal to Begin After Playing Career

.. golden parachute ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:42 PM (RHGPo)


He really has little in personality. I see this as an incredible waste of money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

If the guy who does 'Bad Lip Reading' will dub his voice, I'd watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)

538 When was the last time Senile Joe paid for a tank of gas?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (KwB9Q)

539 In 2012, Obama made a big show of going to Oklahoma and approving the Keystone pipeline.
In hindsight, I think they were spying on Romney's campaign and wanted to head off a Romney attack on the issue.

Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (o/eHL)

540 Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)



The ratings for baseball are cratering. Rumors are already flying that MLB is 'juicing the baseballs' on games that are nationally televised to increase run production.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

541 You are wrong about how to stop inflation.
Another solution is high economic growth, while keeping money supply stable. You now have the same number of dollars chasing more goods.

A similar thing happened with Bill Clinton, producing deflation, after Republicans got him to agree to a capital gains tax cut.
Posted by: MikeN at May 10, 2022 03:41 PM (o/eHL)

That's what Trump was going for, and well on his way to accomplishing even with the Swamp against him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (nC+QA)

542 531 I just saw that a GOP member of the House I've never heard of, Tom Reed, got #MeToo'd and resigned. I guess that's the DNC's plan to keep control.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

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Their primary effort was getting sitting Congress people taken off of ballots because of "insurrection".

Every single effort has failed.

Marc Elias is not covering himself in glory this cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

543 She basically stopped paying because of Trump "pausing" student loans.

I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)

Umm... it's not playing the system. The government literally paused all student loans (and all interest accumulation) during COVID.

Why would anyone be paying right now? Especially with the D's floating the idea of loan forgiveness? I'm certainly not making any student loan payments.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (UmVA6)

544 This puppet and it's puppeteers, i sure hope they are careful and don't accidentally get all that string wrapped around your tiny parts and trip and loose a dick.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (yCuDz)

545
If the guy who does 'Bad Lip Reading' will dub his voice, I'd watch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (XvPQV)



You may be on to something here.

I feel the same way about Mark Dice and Tater.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

546
Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

________

You could do worse.

Posted by: The Cincinnati Reds at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (/U27+)

547 520 511 Report: Tom Brady and Fox Sports Announce 10-Year, $375 Million Broadcasting Deal to Begin After Playing Career
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Have you seen Tom Brady's yatch?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (fWTJL)


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I'll be making that next year.

I'm going to love hearing my boss tell me "here is your $375 million raise, paid in $100 million dollar bills".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (eMEkg)

548 "The economy just put out an Amber Alert, "Biden has shit your bed, America!"
*
I thought those were for when Ms heard had a tantrum.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2022


***
I got one of those on my phone last night. Unfortunately it had nothing to do with a hot Hollywood chick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (txdEq)

549 531 I just saw that a GOP member of the House I've never heard of, Tom Reed, got #MeToo'd and resigned.

I'm talking about keeping our pants zipped and our wicks dry around here!

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

550 Of course there are aliens in the White House.
Their mission is to radically transform America.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (/FocL)

551 540 Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)


The ratings for baseball are cratering. Rumors are already flying that MLB is 'juicing the baseballs' on games that are nationally televised to increase run production.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Well, it's the A's, so they'll get about 3 nationally televised games the whole year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

552 I don't want to pay a cheap, bloated mortgage. I'm good, right?

You can always walk away from it, just as people by the thousands (maybe millions) did in the last three or four real estate crashes.

Can't do that with student loans, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Oh no, you misunderstood. I want to keep the house and land. Just like they're keeping the degree.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 10, 2022 03:47 PM (xsL4l)

553 It's such a priority he keeps pushing for his Build Back Brandon bill and more trillion dollar "stimulus."

With these fuckups in office, I am ready to conduct all trade in Rubles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (AHeqJ)

554 I've been happily married for 28 years

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I've been happily married for five years. Out of 19, that isn't bad.


Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (5kI0z)

555 An actor superglued himself to a Starbucks counter today, protesting higher prices for (higher cost to produce) plant based milk.

No comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)

556 Ultra-MAGA OK was my favorite Soundgarden album.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (DBPIP)

557 Remember, this isn't me that's marrying her. I'm on the same page as most people here.

She basically stopped paying because of Trump "pausing" student loans.

I got to be honest, if I was her, I would "work the system" also. It's almost like exploiting a tax loophole. Would you pay an extra $300k+ to Uncle Sam if you didn't have to?

It is disgusting that there's even a possibility these things are forgiven for someone like her.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (PwNLq)
___________
We know it's not you, and I think we're all on the same page.

Working the system on taxes is one thing; you're stuck with taxes. Working the system on debt you took on voluntarily, and presumably for your own benefit, is bullshit IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (vBvJV)

558 A. Don't get married unless you want to have and raise kids.

B. If you do get married, don't marry a 40 year old

C. If you do marry a 40 year old, don't marry one who accumulated 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

559 plant based milk.

No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)



That's not milk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

560 555 An actor superglued himself to a Starbucks counter today, protesting higher prices for (higher cost to produce) plant based milk.

No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)

=======

Zefram Cochran was never the same after his first warp flight. He didn't shield the cockpit right, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

561 The largest tech firms in the world have reportedly lost over $1 trillion in value over just three trading days.

All those tax revenues that the Treasury will never see when investors take their losses

Posted by: SMOD

=====

But if we taxed unrealized gains . . Profit!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 10, 2022 03:49 PM (+UdNK)

562 A. Don't get married unless you want to have and raise kids.

B. If you do get married, don't marry a 40 year old

C. If you do marry a 40 year old, don't marry one who accumulated 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (XvPQV)



D. If she's a lawyer, she'll eventually turn into Michael Avanati.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

563 I'm sort of down on marriage these days in general.
Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:36 PM (PwNLq)

__________

I've been happily married for 28 years (don't know what HM thinks) but if, God forbid, something should happen to either of us, we're agreed we won't remarry. It's no longer worth the uncertainty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

___

Still married, but if something happened, can't see myself doing it again. Our culture has shifted so much that I just don't think it works like it used to.

I'd maybe have a religious ceremony and just live together in the eyes of the law if I wanted something long term. The piece of paper that also calls gay lovers "married" is meaningless to me and just puts you in divorce court when things go south.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (PwNLq)

564 Quite revealing how much ignorant one can be when the only news sources you look at are Seven Days and failbook.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 10, 2022 03:43 PM (Ar78U)

Ya gotta let 'em live in their space. That's why my girl has me. If she saw half the truly frightening crap I see everyday she would be totally dysfunctional.

As she makes [insert ridiculous integer value here] x what I make, and does all the cooking, having her functional is more important than having her managing the risk event horizon.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (MkuC5)

565 The ratings for baseball are cratering.
____________

Just need to get more woke, and introduce some more bullshit rules changes. Maybe have the players wear pink tutus or something.

If they really want to building ratings, have Rob Manfred commit seppuku at home plate. THAT I would watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (vBvJV)

566 I'm married 42 years.
If either of us wants to remarry, go for it.
'Til death do we part.
That was the deal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (jTmQV)

567 Zefram Cochran was never the same after his first warp flight. He didn't shield the cockpit right, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022


***
Sure made The Companion hot for me, though!

Posted by: The Original Cochrane at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (txdEq)

568 People who invest in precious metals as an inflation hedge must be kicking themselves right now. Inflation is spiralling out of control while metals are cratering badly.

Posted by: What's up with that at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (rzne3)

569 The ratings for baseball are cratering. Rumors are already flying that MLB is 'juicing the baseballs' on games that are nationally televised to increase run production.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Wonder if that's built in to the spreads.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2022 03:51 PM (ijga9)

570 533 Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

The Nats say "Hold our beers and watch this."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (906pl)

571 555 An actor superglued himself to a Starbucks counter today, protesting higher prices for (higher cost to produce) plant based milk.

No comment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:48 PM (e+p92)

Zefram Cochran, the first drunk hippie to fly faster than the speed of light.

https://is.gd/EpmMkV

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

572 People who invest in precious metals as an inflation hedge must be kicking themselves right now. Inflation is spiralling out of control while metals are cratering badly.
Posted by: What's up with that
___

It's cryptos fault, if it had never come along, gold would easily be $3k an ounce.

I'm not a gold bug though, to me its dead money, but dead money is better than negative money.

Posted by: Blago at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (PwNLq)

573 When gas hits 5$/gal we won't be able to Let It Burn.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (FhXTo)

574 533 Dear lord, the A's are terrible this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for wonder in the modern world with Tati at May 10, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

The Nats say "Hold our beers and watch this."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 10, 2022 03:52 PM (906pl)

Fucking pikers.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (+Cemk)

575
If they really want to building ratings, have Rob Manfred commit seppuku at home plate. THAT I would watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:50 PM (vBvJV)

_________

I went to a minor league game last week. It was entertaining, lasted less than three hours, was relatively inexpensive and it was nice to sit outside.

Posted by: The Cincinnati Reds at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (/U27+)

576 This gold doesn't smell so good.

Posted by: William Devane at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

577 Two weeks ago: Manchin, Schumer Discuss New Tax Hike, Deficit Cut Proposal

Today: BIDEN: Republicans "don't want to solve inflation by lowering your costs. They want to solve it by raising your taxes and lowering your income."

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

578
Off terrible team sock

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2022 03:53 PM (/U27+)

579 Nood, SCOTUS Protection Act

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 10, 2022 03:54 PM (e+p92)

580 I used the wrong pronoun, I'm so bored.

I must put down the phone and culture.

My DNA says Danger. Danger.

If we were all Cowboys and we were to ride some with Iran, we'd get hung. Like in Lonesome Dove.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (yCuDz)

581 Top U.S. intelligence officials were questioned Tuesday about why they misjudged the durability of governments in both Afghanistan and Ukraine, and whether they need to reform how intelligence agencies assess a foreign military’s will to fight. U.S. intelligence believed the U.S.-backed Kabul government would hold out for months against the Taliban and thought Russian forces would overrun Ukraine in a few weeks. Both assessments were wrong.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

582 Noodus firebombica

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (txdEq)

583 It's cryptos fault, if it had never come along, gold would easily be $3k an ounce.
-------

That could be part of it, but it doesn't explain this. It's like several point drops every day for weeks. At this rate nickel will be worth more than silver in a few months.

Posted by: What's up with that at May 10, 2022 03:55 PM (rzne3)

584 I gave three bucks to some homeless woman bumming money and she complained it wasn't enough. I told her to give it back then. She walked off with the three.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2022 03:58 PM (hVAZs)

585 242

3) Forget the humane part, and get a snap trap that kills the rat deader than dog food, quickly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2022 03:08 PM (vBvJV)


This. It's a fucking rat. Just kill it.

Posted by: a.moron at May 10, 2022 04:09 PM (F6Xpw)

586 The ratings for baseball are cratering.

They make the game suck worse every year why would MLB expect anything else?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

587 Zefram Cochran, the first drunk hippie to fly faster than the speed of light.

HIs worst role. He was great in LA Confidential and Babe, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2022 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

588 Biden calls for 2 trillion dollar spending bill to study why inflation is so high.
-- Bee News

Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 10, 2022 04:40 PM (GMZW+)

589 If Biden want to see who is to blame he can take look in a mirror He is just trying to appease the Eco-Freaks from Greenpeace, NRDC Friends of the Earth Etc

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