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So A Guy Tries To Rob a Concealed Carry Class...
A guy decides to rob a concealed carry class. As they say: If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.
Man attempts rob a concealed carry class, gets shot by everyone pic.twitter.com/us6G22Cirp
— Hans Bürger (@oomfieburger) May 2, 2022
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:02 PM (QSjkU)
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Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:02 PM (QSjkU)
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Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 04, 2022 05:06 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:06 PM (bJxw1)
Because that is where the guns are.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 04, 2022 05:06 PM (DFnis)
I always liked John Wayne's, "Life is tough, it very tough if you're stupid."
Posted by: SnizzMaster Snips at May 04, 2022 05:06 PM (+0goo)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: RNC BrainTrust at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (vToIV)
Posted by: 7man at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2022 05:09 PM (jTmQV)
Sometimes, when you want to drill a point into someones head, you need to drill a point into someones head.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 04, 2022 05:09 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 04, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2022 05:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (kf6Ak)
/MSM
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (jtS7o)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 05:10 PM (RazZv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (+zkv2)
But was he vaccinated?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (bJxw1)
230 grains of copper jacketed lead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (V6f9+)
Likely more, as I bet they fired more than one shot at the guy.
Hope the officer he attacked with the screwdriver into the neck is ok.
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (tgIla)
Posted by: Tonypete
230 grains of copper jacketed lead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
We'll be here all week folks!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (bJxw1)
9mm?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: I'm just sayin at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (ZrK8O)
Posted by: Teflon Dawn at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (nxdel)
I wonder why that is?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (6FeV1)
Worse: the cost of the ammo to shoot a guy at your CCW class.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (isMyC)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (gfIq/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:11 PM (WiRUY)
Perforated.
Posted by: spindrift at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (h5TKJ)
___________
Some states do charge for composting.
Posted by: Teflon Dawn at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (rs/h/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
*dies laughing*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: free tibet at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (ft44D)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:12 PM (6FeV1)
Play the video with audio on.
The guy sitting down at the beginning is going through a bag belonging to the kid who walked up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (2Jd8G)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (bJxw1)
In the words of the great Dave Chappelle, "They f*cked that n***er up."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (rqOkr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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No. Black dude is in the guy's seat going through his sh*t in a crowded room. Seat/stuff belongs to guy who walks up, black guy snatches bag away, irritated that white owner would want to keep his stuff.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (LGV1j)
The guy sitting down at the beginning is going through a bag belonging to the kid who walked up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (V6f9+)
Oy. Phone was muted. My bad.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (RazZv)
Posted by: Tonypete
230 grains of copper jacketed lead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
*dies laughing*
Posted by: vmom
i'm slow today.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 04, 2022 05:14 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: kraken
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He had four shots but that fifth one was a killer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: CPL class student
Instructor: "Jim, you're pulling your shots. Gently squeeze the trigger.
Betty, loosen your grip a little. You're pushing it to the left. "
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: vmom
I wonder if it was a straight or Phillips?
Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (1hpHR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (Wg1SU)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (k4dH2)
In today's upside-down-world installment, Mr. Peyton plays the role of Rex Kramer.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (JFJ0Q)
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Designer jeans make my ass look fat but my wallet is thinner.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (yTLmw)
Posted by: I'm just sayin at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (ZrK8O)
_____________
That whole scene in the parking lot could have been an episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong."
"At this point, Mr. Payton could have simply surrendered to the officers. But he decided to keep it real."
Posted by: Teflon Dawn at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 05:17 PM (vrz2I)
Another successful graduate of the George Floyd School of Resisting Arrest like a Dumbass Fool.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2022 05:17 PM (CNW0H)
It's funny because girl-comedian Chrissie Mayr was recently robbed in this style.
A masked black woman strolled into the Compound Media studio in New York like she belonged there, and then began pawing through everyone jackets, backpacks, purses, etc. in the front office room. It was all captured on video.
The brazen thief would stop what she was doing when people from Compound Media would enter and exit the room. They would ignore her or just say hello and keep on walking.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:17 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2022 05:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:18 PM (k4dH2)
Good instinctive co-ordination
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2022 05:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:18 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: We are all one DNA strand, The human DNA strand at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (UEd6V)
In today's upside-down-world installment, Mr. Peyton plays the role of Rex Kramer.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:16 PM
Big fan of Kentucky Fried Movie. Every so often I drop the Rex Kramer- Danger Seeker bit in a thread as a comment or sock.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (+zkv2)
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Pretty sure he was wearing Bad Idea Jeans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGfBEnBw01A
Posted by: Teflon Dawn at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (1dzqn)
I'm not saying it's just black shitheads doing this, but it seems like it's a more popular M.O. lately among black thieves -- they figure they're "invisible" or "unquestionable" to white people, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
"You wanna know what comes between me and my Calvin's? Nothing."
But perving in commercials is totes okay, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (bJxw1)
"Anybody worth shooting is worth shooting twice."
-- my first CHL class instructor
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Barak Obama at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2022 05:19 PM (OTzUX)
But no, you gotta play. So now you're dead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (Xrfse)
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That's not the worst that can happen to you in Texas. Which is why this shit doesn't happen in Texas.
was listening to the blog of two brit historians and I'mma have to give it up. They are british academics which means they are smart guys, but they manage to just barely miss the actual point. Which is wildly frustrating. They were talking about civil wars and kvetching about Americans with guns standing on their front lawns guarding their property while BLM marched by.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (rOO+z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)
I wonder if the white pickup needs a new radiator.
Posted by: spindrift at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: spindrift at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (cfKqR)
Even with Roe vs Wade over turned, I guarantee you there will be no "license" needed for a woman to get an abortion.
Posted by: Blago at May 04, 2022 05:21 PM (qTR92)
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To be fair, there a places were they can walk in a store with a garbage bag and empty the shelves and no one will say anything to them or try to stop them.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at May 04, 2022 05:21 PM (rOO+z)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2022 05:21 PM (arJlL)
It happens out in Vegas. Happens in Moline. On the blue-blood streets of Boston. Up in Berkeley and out in Queens. It went on yesterday, it's going on tonight. Somewhere, somebody ain't treatin' somebody right.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (gS3OW)
But no, you gotta play. So now you're dead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Which is a good thing. Because now he can't roll up on an 89-year-old grandma.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (9Uf5+)
He died doing what he loved.
Ace should do a daily post of these types of stories and title it They Died Doing What They Loved.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (WiRUY)
last night a woman was run over in Center City crossing at a light. just driving thru red lights - even around stopped traffic!!! - is rampant now
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Gweneth Paltrow at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (iDcra)
He said telling shooters what they are doing wrong by looking at the target is a waste of time. Makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 05:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:23 PM (cfKqR)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:23 PM (cfKqR)
Better than the NYPD's I guarantee.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 05:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2022 05:23 PM (MzKgG)
Today it's been especially bad for me, don't know if I need a new IPad.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2022 05:24 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2022 05:24 PM (kT5Bb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 05:24 PM (CLkaN)
I also think the shitty awful "mothers" of these young black men are encouraging their sons to do mischief in the hopes their sons will get shot and killed.
It's like winning the lottery.
The family of this black man is going to get paid by the city and likely the citizens who shot him, guaranteed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: brass pair at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (VwB0d)
Yeah... that was my worry when watching the guy in the black sweatshirt -- that the injured cop would stand up at the wrong moment.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (k4dH2)
Needless to say he should have been locked up until he was a senior citizen instead of running the streets. In this case it worked out for the best.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (JFJ0Q)
My point is that Shit On The Floor would be a good name for a dog.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: lurk at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (MIODZ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (M0FJx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blake
See, you're wondering about the truck too...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (cfKqR)
Thank goodness he was vaccinated! Could have been much worse.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (kT5Bb)
Posted by: greatUnknown at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (d1Hve)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:26 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)
He said telling shooters what they are doing wrong by looking at the target is a waste of time. Makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Not aiming is the difference between hitting a kidney and hitting the tin ring. If people wanna practice defense of pistol use, get you in a body, a couple of paintball pistols, and a couple of masks. Square off and have quick draw competitions against each other. It's a whole different ball of wax when they're shooting back.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (KAi1n)
He said telling shooters what they are doing wrong by looking at the target is a waste of time. Makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:22 PM (QSjkU)
Eh. If you grip, point and don't jerk the trigger...probably. Trigger press is very important, especially with one handed shooting. Ask me how I know...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (0OmEj)
Found out today that my doctor committed suicide in March.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (lgeFv)
I also think the shitty awful "mothers" of these young black men are encouraging their sons to do mischief in the hopes their sons will get shot and killed.
_________
Seen those stupid feminist memes about women running everything and it all being great? Well, the inner cities should give you an idea of how that's working out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (+zkv2)
Posted by: The Old Knight at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)
I wonder if this fuckin' Rhodes Scholar knew this was a concealed carry class, or if he thought it was just some room full of some people doing some dumb learnin' shit, and was totally surprised.
Either way, it's funny and awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
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Somebody was probably hollering, "Stay down!" at the cop.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (cfKqR)
Their grade in the class depends on it. This school is hard-core!
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (kT5Bb)
He said if your trigger squeeze affects your shooting you arent holding the weapon firmly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 04, 2022 05:13 PM (rs/h/)
So, you have a stupid crime idea for me?
Yessir I do!!!!
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (dscaa)
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Disagree. With a double action revolver or semi-auto, if you don't practice you will send rounds into the ground and not hit the target unless it is a skip shot. SA sure.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (iDcra)
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Do they make cowboy replica paint ball guns? Now that sounds like fun. . .
Posted by: I'm just sayin at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (uBU5F)
Was that wrong?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)
Somebody was probably hollering, "Stay down!" at the cop.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:28 PM (cfKqR)
"Stay down, Sir".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Y5 at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (jtS7o)
___________
Perp was stabbing her in the neck with a screwdriver. She was lucky she wasn't hurt worse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (k4dH2)
Maybe for the 50 and 100 meter targets, but it takes a little more skill to hit 250 and 300.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (KAi1n)
Yes. The problem comes and goes so I suspect it's related to some ad but is particularly bad today. I thought it was just a Safari problem so I switched to Brave and it still happens. Turn off Javascript. Brave lets you do that on a per-site basis so if you just turn it off for ace.mu.nu you should be OK.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)
I wonder if this fuckin' Rhodes Scholar knew this was a concealed carry class, or if he thought it was just some room full of some people doing some dumb learnin' shit, and was totally surprised.
_________
"No, no. The defensive driving class is down the hall."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (/U27+)
Yessir I do!!!!
...armed with a screwdriver, our hero decides to...
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (kT5Bb)
The 8ft shootout between the State Trooper and the white supremacist after a traffic stop proves that . Though they say the perp had a vest and was probably hit. I'm not too sure about that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 05:30 PM (JFJ0Q)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (wtvvX)
Eh. If you grip, point and don't jerk the trigger...probably. Trigger press is very important, especially with one handed shooting. Ask me how I know...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (V6f9+)
Would you agree that people often but the wrong size gun for them, and that causes a lot of the problems they have?
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (Vr12I)
This is very similar to a scene in a comedy movie, but I can't remember which.
A robber pulls out a gun, and every single person including an old lady pulls out their own, bigger guns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: SpasticToad at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (73IcQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (rqOkr)
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:27 PM (lgeFv)
That's awful.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (kf6Ak)
One less mouth to feed, or hoping for a governmental payday.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
==
Chuck Martel was not sorry.
Posted by: Narrator at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (JFJ0Q)
Granted, his hands were up because he was stabbing a cop in the neck with a screwdriver...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 05:33 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 05:33 PM (TVu58)
Will holding it firmly and point-shooting get you 80% of the way there? Yeah, pretty much.
The last 20% is a different pickle, and if you're carrying a gun to defend your life and you might potentially need to hit a human-sized target under extreme stress, you might want to work on the last 20%. Just an opinion.
Posted by: ballistic at May 04, 2022 05:33 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Socratease at May 04, 2022 05:33 PM (BT83d)
Posted by: klaftern at May 04, 2022 05:33 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2022 05:34 PM (nfrXX)
Jonathan Chait wrote a hate-piece attacking JD Vance as a dangerous fascist and threw out in the wind-up this attack on Trump, the most investigated man in the history of investigations. Does anyone have any clue at all what the hell Chait is referring to? He can't mean hotel rooms rentals, can he?
By any neutral definition of corruption, Trump engaged in corruption on a historic and unprecedented scale, literally using his office for self-enrichment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (kNAh6)
A robber pulls out a gun, and every single person including an old lady pulls out their own, bigger guns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM
Sort of reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/ITr4AhOphU0
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (V+xqh)
I bet he said it's wrong for the shooter to keep saying, "Pew! Pew!" every time they pull the trigger, too. But he's wrong. It helps.
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (QSjkU)
I don't know the guy, but that doesn't line up with my experience. Trigger press and focus on the front sight has made the most positive effect on my shooting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (V6f9+)
@ElectionWiz
10m
BREAKING: The Oklahoma Supreme Court declines an emergency request to block Oklahoma's Texas-style abortion ban.
Oklahoma's law is now in immediate effect, implementing a 6-week ban on abortion and authorizing private citizens enforce the restriction.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (NpAcC)
Our youth missed all the old westerns.
'Get their guns, Clem'
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (CLkaN)
Doesn't explain being stupid enough to rob somebody in a room full of guns.... or anywhere, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (JFJ0Q)
The staff was holding the perp until the cops came.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (QSjkU)
I don't know the guy, but that doesn't line up with my experience. Trigger press and focus on the front sight has made the most positive effect on my shooting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (V6f9+)
So, you are saying don't yank on the trigger? Whaaa???
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)
Never bring a screwdriver to a concealed carry class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (/U27+)
What about a banana? What if you're attacked by a guy holding a banana?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 04, 2022 05:37 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Maybe it was murder disguised as suicide.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (kNAh6)
Rather than figuratively using his office for self enrichment, like everybody else?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (6FeV1)
#3 is utterly hilarious.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:32 PM (KAi1n)
So...one of the cow cartoons then?
**wait for it**
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (anj39)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (kNAh6)
He is using words without comprehending their meaning. Emotional spew.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (V6f9+)
Hmmmm.... just, by chance, did your doctor have information that might lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Rodham Clinton?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (UGDPW)
What about a pointed stick?
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (gS3OW)
Yessir I do!!!!
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2022 05:29 PM (dscaa)
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I think my most frequent saying these days to various situations and events is "Whoops! Whoopsie!"
Even the wife is starting to mimic me, making her a Pitch-Guy-by-Proxy. Wait, that didn't come out right -- please allow me to re-phrase ..
Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (rs/h/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (Shz2X)
It might be a banana with a knife that shoots out. You can't be too careful.
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)
After missing a man-sized target at 10 yards, one handed...yes, I'm saying don't yank the trigger.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Iblis at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (abOpZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (uWF4x)
I'm more of a Cuba Libre man myself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (6FeV1)
==
The Left always does this - blatant brazen bare-faced lies that actually describe what their side is doing.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (kf6Ak)
Click the Brave lion icon next to the address bar while on the main page.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (bW8dp)
I saw a movie that totally didn't suck last week. "Thief," starring James Caan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (TVu58)
What about a pointed stick?
Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2022 05:38 PM (gS3OW)
SHADDUP!!
Posted by: Drill Instructor Cleese at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (906pl)
And some days you get shot to doll rags by an officer and three other citizens.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 04, 2022 05:41 PM (wb1YC)
I don't know any of the details about how he died but I imagine it was investigated. But the docs office didn't even notify us until my wife went for an appt today.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:41 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 05:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (Vr12I)
Oh, I think just about any gun can be mastered with time. I do think sticking with a duty sized (4" barrel, 15ish rounds) is a good compromise that most people will shoot well.
Tiny pistols and revolvers are hard to shoot well. Again, especially one-handed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (2JoB8)
Never bring a screwdriver to a concealed carry class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (/U27+)
What about a banana? What if you're attacked by a guy holding a banana?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 04, 2022 05:37 PM (VGRuw)
Release the tiger or drop a 16-ton weight on the guy.
Posted by: Gref at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (cfKqR)
Posted by: vmom
No! They can't be corrupt! Nobody is more vigilant about calling out rightwing corruption than the dems! It is unpossible for the corruption watchdogs to themselves be corrupt!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2022 05:42 PM (Shz2X)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Depression is a bitch. Who would have thought Robin Williams suffered from it to the point of suicide?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 05:40 PM (UGDPW)
That's a really good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (KAi1n)
#3 is "utterly" hilarious.
Sure, it's not udderly, but you get the drift.
Or maybe its my pain meds...
I thought it was funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)
After missing a man-sized target at 10 yards, one handed...yes, I'm saying don't yank the trigger.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:39 PM (V6f9+)
TBH, I only shoot two handed, and my stance is not kosher as far as the " book" goes. My shooting is good, not great. I have seen some people at the range who shoot guns that are waaay too big for them. Mostly women. My theory is their wrist strength is not up to the task.
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM
Sort of reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/ITr4AhOphU0
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2022 05:35 PM (V+xqh)
Similar to the movie Stripes where the rescue squad is captured by the godless commies and both groups are pointing weapons at each other.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (+zkv2)
This is very similar to a scene in a comedy movie, but I can't remember which.
A robber pulls out a gun, and every single person including an old lady pulls out their own, bigger guns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:31 PM (WiRUY)
Or the bar scene in Code of Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GAgIBgOA3M
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:44 PM (WiRUY)
@RNCResearch
Biden climate advisor Gina McCarthy: "We're actually going to do 100 rules this year alone on appliances."
The airlines are "gonna be out of here" if they don't follow Biden's Green New Deal-style rules.
https://tinyurl.com/mrjbvbpw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2022 05:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Azathoth at May 04, 2022 05:46 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (lgeFv)
Some people with depression collapse and sit on the sofa and isolate. Some get up with the alarm, dress and eat and go to work, then come home and pay the bills and go to bed and sleep some, and do that day after day after day because that is what you do in spite of that hole in you that will never go away.
Suicides often come when there is no hope that anything will change, or even that gloss of surviving seems to be a lie. The last two years were brutal on people.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 05:46 PM (xhaym)
Or the bar scene in Code of Silence.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
https://youtu.be/3GAgIBgOA3M?t=132
Yes! Very good.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:47 PM (WiRUY)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:43 PM (Vr12I)
I also mostly shoot two-handed. It's how I was trained and it makes the most sense. But IDPA has been running a lot of one-handed drills and I discoved I suck at that. So...I'm training more one-handed.
You might be right about 'too much gun' for some women. I do think most women can fire 9mm out of a medium sized gun. The Nurse and my wife shoot .45s really well too.
A stiff right arm (Weaver or Modified Weaver) is a good recoil tamer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:47 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: RNC BrainTrust at May 04, 2022 05:08 PM (vToIV)
Nah, VA uses that color scheme for Sheriffs.
I think the patch says Las Vegas, and blue flag is consistent for Nevada. Uniforms look right, too.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 04, 2022 05:47 PM (knBFX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:48 PM (B8pJT)
@AshLikeSnow17
Authorities are searching for two suspects wanted in connection with an attempted armed robbery of a smoke shop in Compton that resulted in the death of a man.
VIDEO: Gun battle breaks out between store employee and would-be robbers youtu.be/1MRgeVBP864
92 views
0:11 / 0:48
11:25 AM · May 4, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 04, 2022 05:48 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 04, 2022 05:49 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:48 PM (B8pJT)
You do that 'Six Axis' shooting? I've seen folks using it but I haven't trained on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:49 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:48 PM (B8pJT)
Heh.Not sure if John owns one of those " endless magazine" guns, that Hollywood loves, or not.
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:49 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:50 PM (cfKqR)
Posted by: kraken
Yeah. A .45 acp with a 110 lb woman might be too much gun.
Practice one handed shooting. And off-hand shooting. You may be hit and not able to do two hands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:50 PM (9Uf5+)
Heh.Not sure if John owns one of those " endless magazine" guns, that Hollywood loves, or not.
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:49 PM (Vr12I)
It helps if you have a production assistant sitting just off-camera with sore thumbs and a couple of cases of blank cartridges.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (n+4am)
And he jabbed that one cop pretty hard in the neck with a screwdriver. I don't think you always walk away from that.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (CLkaN)
Or maybe its my pain meds...
I thought it was funny.
Posted by: Diogenes
Those must be some fantastic pain meds because I did not get the drift.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had
Shoot until empty and pick up a bad guys?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: x at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:52 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 05:36 PM (lgeFv)
Some people with depression collapse and sit on the sofa and isolate. Some get up with the alarm, dress and eat and go to work, then come home and pay the bills and go to bed and sleep some, and do that day after day after day because that is what you do in spite of that hole in you that will never go away.
Suicides often come when there is no hope that anything will change, or even that gloss of surviving seems to be a lie. The last two years were brutal on people.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 05:46 PM (xhaym)
************
I just read a story that Toddlers and Tiaras' star Kailia Posey 16, died by suicide. She seemed like she was happy and was looking forward to her future. Very sad.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2022 05:52 PM (NpAcC)
Come to think of it, I also saw another movie that didn't suck recently. "Cop," starring James Woods.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 05:52 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:51 PM (9Uf5+)
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TBF, in that scene, the Bowery King only gave him seven rounds.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (ARs9M)
I was hoping for a more Brazilian-style encounter, though, where everyone in the class draws down on him right inside the room.
Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (dO2Sg)
They say Keanu works hard to make his shooting scenes look as "real" as possible.
There are videos on youtube with Keanu training with his hollywood celery shooting trainer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (WiRUY)
It's just impossible to miss from less than a foot away.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:52 PM (B8pJT)
Youse sure 'bout dat?
Posted by: NYPD at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (n+4am)
___________
Williams had been diagnosed with Lewy Body Dementia shortly before his death. It can cause hallucinations, distorted thinking, and all kinds of other cognitive problems.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (k4dH2)
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in the neck, almost all of which is Quite Important.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:49 PM
I think John Wick (I) was noted for its realistic reloads.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (hOAT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:52 PM (B8pJT)
Ah, 'close and destroy'. It does have a track record of success.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 04, 2022 05:55 PM (i1ifV)
Yeah. A .45 acp with a 110 lb woman might be too much gun.
Practice one handed shooting. And off-hand shooting. You may be hit and not able to do two hands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:50 PM (9Uf5+)
I am left handed, and left eye dominant. If I shot righthanded, I think the range would sue me for damages. OT, but I was in a range one day when ther was a class for noobs come in. I left within five minutes - the fingers on riggers and gun waving around freaked me out. The instructor should have been shot, along with the range master. Never went back.
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)
Then the guys in the band all take out their pistols?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SFGoth
"When everyone is losing their minds, stick close to the quiet guy. He's fixin to cut fence and sort shit out".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 05:54 PM (KAi1n)
People often comment that they were happy that day, and they were, as they had made their decision.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (cfKqR)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:56 PM (cfKqR)
So, *not* Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
There are videos on youtube with Keanu training with his hollywood celery shooting trainer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (WiRUY)
From what I've seen of his vids, Taran Butler's a damned good shot, but I wish he'd lay off the mashed potatoes. Dood's easily a 300+ lb porker.
On the other hand, he hires serious hotties as range staff, so I can't be too harsh on the guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: kraken
Lucky you. I'm left handed, right eye dominate. Took years of training to be able to close the right eye on command without the left eye trying to close or squinting.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2022 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
Tell us if it is any good, or if we should buy Boraxo
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (xhaym)
Welcome to the high desert
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (TbGaV)
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 05:53 PM (WiRUY)
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Having met Keanu's trainer, I rate this comment as "true."
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (cfKqR)
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Ain't no tough that's bulletproof.
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker
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The prototypical NYPD cops?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (iDcra)
Lucky you. I'm left handed, right eye dominate. Took years of training to be able to close the right eye on command without the left eye trying to close or squinting.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (9Uf5+)
Have you considered having your eyes surgically switched?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
John Wick killed a man with a pencil...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Blake
As I said above, grab paintball pistols and masks and go at each other. Much different when your target is shooting back.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
A fucking pencil!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (9Uf5+)
Have you considered having your eyes surgically switched?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (n+4am)
I close both eyes.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
So did the Joker, Ta-dah!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (3cGpq)
What do they have to be afraid of?
I remember a few cougar incursions (no, not *that* kind, Morons) into Boulder and the idiot leftists spouting off about "speaking for the cougars".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
Three men. With a fucking pencil.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (II3Gr)
Here's a scene between the National Review cucks and allahpundit:
https://youtu.be/SiZ-XgJKAIk?t=94
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (WiRUY)
Lucky you. I'm left handed, right eye dominate. Took years of training to be able to close the right eye on command without the left eye trying to close or squinting.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 05:58 PM (9Uf5+)
That would - suck. Shotgun? Blunderbuss?
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (Vr12I)
My son is opposite, right hand, left eye. When I was first teaching him to use a rifle, we tried it both ways. He was more successful changing hands than eyes.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
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Three men! With a fucking PENCIL!!
Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (ARs9M)
Here's a scene between the National Review cucks and allahpundit:
https://youtu.be/SiZ-XgJKAIk?t=94
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (WiRUY)
Lemon party?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
My 13-year old daughter's favorite movie. By far.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
I've worn glasses since I was 7. I'm not letting anyone cut on my eyes for ANY reason.
That's not where you want to hear "oops!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (9Uf5+)
Cod-piece if you have one. Or a strategic gym sock. Just because.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (bkUtD)
The first John Wick is a pretty solid movie.
I can't watch the dead puppy scene though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:03 PM (V6f9+)
Taran Butler's a damned good shot, but I wish he'd lay off the mashed potatoes. Dood's easily a 300+ lb porker.
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Maybe he's just really into food. Like, he said "Forget it. It's ribeyes and cognac, all the way down. I better learn to shoot, because I ain't runnin'. Muh GUNZZZZ."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 06:03 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 04, 2022 06:03 PM (QYPq3)
Huh, now coyotes are on the rampage in big cities. Toddlers recently attacked in Dallas and at a beach in Huntington Calif.
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 05:59 PM (3cGpq)
Hmm. Went for a walk by the river with my mom over the weekend on her favorite trail and we ran into two 'yotes, about 10 yards away.
Which reminds me that I REALLY need to get started on my CA carry license (it's actually possible in Fresno County).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:03 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (3NKiY)
Cod-piece if you have one. Or a strategic gym sock. Just because.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:02 PM (xhaym)
May the piece of cod go with you, my son.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
So did the Joker, Ta-dah!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (xhaym)
And the main character dirtbag in Guy Ritchie's 'RockNRolla'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 04, 2022 06:03 PM (QYPq3)
Hey mang, coulda been my cousing.
Posted by: El Guapo at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (B8pJT)
I can't watch the dead puppy scene though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
Same. It's horrible.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (II3Gr)
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The piece of cod that passeth all understanding.
--just the punchline
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (ARs9M)
ITC, How are ya, Darlin
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (B8pJT)
Doing good! MWWAAHH!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Kindltot
I wore crotch padding from a riot gear outfit when I reffed. Been hit there three too many times.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (9Uf5+)
The local news put our local loudmouth "community activist" through one of those confrontation scenarios cops go through. You can guess what he did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 04, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)
A fucking pencil!
so... girthy?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Bruce at May 04, 2022 05:15 PM (1hpHR)
I have several where you can flip the bit around.
Are those trans?
Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (dO2Sg)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (V6f9+)
Junkie. People are scared of junkies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 06:07 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: spindrift at May 04, 2022 05:20 PM (h5TKJ)
This.
Also, I was wondering what the shot-to-hit ratio is for the instructors and for the cop. Given this looks like somewhere out west, I would hope they're similar.
Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2022 06:07 PM (dO2Sg)
so... girthy?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (sGtp+)
One of those old fat wooden ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 06:07 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (B8pJT)
I would love to train for more cowboy action shoots!
That's a heck of a skill set.
I'm retraining myself for single hand and weak hand shooting. It's like learning the fundamentals all over again. Grr.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (II3Gr)
In Newfoundland they have a cod kissing ceremony.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (VdGjU)
They're playing cheating music at the pub. Getting tired of it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:04 PM (VdGjU)
How does that work with CAN-CON? Do they have to play a couple songs about stepping out your wife behind a Tim Hortons?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)
With good reason...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (V6f9+)
The local news put our local loudmouth "community activist" through one of those confrontation scenarios cops go through. You can guess what he did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 06:05 PM (/U27+)
Emptied a magazine into everything around and behind the "suspect"?
(I'm guessing the "activist" is as skilled with gubs as Arec Bladwin)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (llON8)
A pack of dogs? Doubtful. You may not like guns or want to have to engage with people, keep in mind there are other critters out there that can cause trouble for you, or children and toddlers
Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (j7VW4)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Ben Had
Texas, where a cop will shoot you from 100 yards away from horseback.
The shot, from Officer Johnson’s Smith & Wesson M&P .40 pistol, hit McQuilliams square in the chest, while on horseback. Holding his partner's horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (VdGjU)
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Time for the Norwegian Fish-Slapping Dance.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 04, 2022 06:09 PM (ARs9M)
Through the eye probably wouldn't do it.
Throat either.
Side of the neck, or upwards just behind /below the ear?
Just curious...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (kf6Ak)
-hitman leaves the life for love.
-wife dies, gives him a puppy to fill the void.
-eurotrash spoiled douchebag steals car, kills puppy.
-kill everyone responsible. No whining. No mercy.
That was one thing that was compelling about the book Without Remorse. Flip the wrong guys switch, drug dealers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 06:07 PM (3cGpq)
Do they know if it's the same 'yote? If the locations were close to each other I'd worry about a rabid critter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Shot everyone without justification?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (9Uf5+)
Rifle shooting is another matter. Trigger control is essential. Hell, in a scope you can easily see your heart beat on the target. A jerked trigger means a miss or a wounded animal. I am most careful to manage my trigger when hunting. I shoot a single shot rifle. And if a steady rest is available, I use it. If the shot is iffy, I let him walk.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (B8pJT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (pCUuR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (VdGjU)
In Newfoundland they sell seal flippers in cans and think fried double thick bologna is good eats.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (xhaym)
Through the eye probably wouldn't do it.
Throat either.
Side of the neck, or upwards just behind /below the ear?
Just curious...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (kf6Ak)
Neck, repeatedly. Like a sewing machine.
Secondary-groin, also repeatedly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (UGDPW)
That would work.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 06:01 PM (llON
A near by park on the Willamette river had some cougar sightings a few years ago. Scared two of the three grandkids. The third wanted me to take him along to shoot it. Guess which grandkid is going to get the bulk of my firearms when I die?
Posted by: Beartooth at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (+zkv2)
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 04, 2022 06:08 PM (OalnH)
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"They just borrowed it from the Government? Why do you get a say?"
(Pretending that people don't usually get a say in what costs government decides to eat.)
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (krQz2)
Through the eye probably wouldn't do it.
Throat either.
Side of the neck, or upwards just behind /below the ear?
Just curious...
Posted by: vmom
Side of the neck. Jugular or carotid. Then pull it out.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (jmYGr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 04, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 06:12 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (2JoB
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You're saying the mules go her?
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 06:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM (B8pJT)
I'll try that. Normally I have my off hand pressed to my chest.
It's all about grip, sight (or dot) focus and a smooth trigger press, for me. If I can get those three things right, my groups are ok.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (V6f9+)
The article I saw used the word "they", as in plural.
Pretty sure this means it was actually a chick, but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (j7VW4)
How quickly they lose the script...
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (krQz2)
Now I'm picturing a low-rent Mexican "Running of the Mules."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (UGDPW)
I'm here off and on, Skip. I thought 2000 Mules was a very well done, informative movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2022 06:11 PM
They also make and drink screech.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)
How quickly they lose the script...
Posted by: Axeman
When did he get his biology degree? 🫃🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (9Uf5+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (/U27+)
The govt just announced 110k more people are getting their loans forgiven.
Frankly, it's a pretty stupid way to buy votes. The people who borrow a quarter million bucks to get a women's studies degree so that they can make $40k a year in HR are already gonna vote Donk anyway. The GOTV enthusiasm aspect has already been handled by the widespread adoption of mail-in voting. And they still don't have the disposable income to pour more $ into the Donk coffers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (LkM8p)
Facebook has announced it will “reduce hiring” as revenue growth slows.
Learn to code assholes. Oh wait. Learn to drive a forklift asholes.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (OalnH)
...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2022 06:10 PM (QSjkU)
AH Lloyd was saying something similar in Sunday's gun thread. The tighter he gripped his pistols, the better his groups got.
If I put a real gorilla grip on my pistol, my hand shakes way too much for accurate shooting. So I'm trying to find the right balance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (V6f9+)
*
I think it's maybe the perfect action / revenge movie. Everything you need to know about Wick and his motivation is learned immediately, and then you go along for the ride. It also works because you accept him as suicidal, and you can sort of believe he could be that lucky for that run, too. It could maybe happen.
Shame they had to screw it up with the back story crap in II and III. Especially when they introduce the female John Wick who is equally lucky.
Number 1 was so damn good, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (eZYmA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (3cGpq)
When did he get his biology degree? 🫃🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:14 PM (9Uf5+)
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I think they are going to need a crack team of biologists to figure out who the reversal of RvW is going to affect the most.
But we already know the answer, whoever are the people who are women, and minorities.
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (krQz2)
Through the eye probably wouldn't do it.
Throat either.
Side of the neck, or upwards just behind /below the ear?
Just curious...
*
Ear hole.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (eZYmA)
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at May 04, 2022 06:15 PM (OalnH)
Judges would have accepted beer truck route.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (yrol0)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398983#Bot
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (UgAdJ)
.22 has a lot of applications, if you explore the "shotshell" type, and the gallery round types. Silent, or near enough.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2022 06:17 PM (j7VW4)
The leak of the Court draft and the student-loan forgiveness stuff point to a Party that is just trying to stop the bleeding. These moves suggest to me that they've given up on wins, and are just trying to shore up the base. Which would also suggest that they're down to worrying about previously safe districts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2022 06:17 PM (UGDPW)
ha, but I bet every hit was more center mass?
The cop fired, so I guess it was OK they all fired, but seems questionable to me. ... need Andrew Branca's opinion. (or it was covered in the first 300 comments, idk)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 04, 2022 06:17 PM (Cus5s)
Anybody hear that Newsom said that it's not like men can get pregnant?
How quickly they lose the script...
Posted by: Axeman at May 04, 2022 06:13 PM (krQz2)
___________
When the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was signed, commies everywhere went from anti-fascist to anti-war just. like. that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 06:18 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2022 06:18 PM (9Uf5+)
Medulla Oblongata. Forever, that makes me think of The Waterboy.
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2022 06:16 PM (Vr12I)
*places finger alongside nose and points at kraken*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2022 06:19 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 04, 2022 06:20 PM (V6f9+)
I mowed my Ruger BX-25 a couple days ago, discovered it today ... couldn't figure out where the mag went. It almost survived, but clipped just enough to destroy it. ... still can't figure out how I dropped it out in the grass without noticing. ... So I ordered two more to make me feel better.
My application is just chasing off geese for now, that threaten my one Candian goose family on the pond. ... or killing varmints.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 04, 2022 06:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 04, 2022 06:24 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Shamy at May 04, 2022 06:27 PM (CUTlH)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 04, 2022 07:25 PM (bez0m)
But a big percentage of folks that I get to take care of when covering trauma are into Stupid Trauma Trickz.
Prayers that the lady officer was not badly wounded, and has a speedy recovery.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 04, 2022 07:50 PM (1k+0C)
2: He was trying to run away, there was no one in front of him. A prosecutor who wanted to charge those people could easily win conviction
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at May 04, 2022 08:09 PM (zgZhw)
Posted by: Tasty Burger at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (N/oGZ)
I got fucked up, I ain't superman, but MAN the second my friends and their GIRLFRIENDS came out and saw me laughing as I was getting kicked on the ground, Shit got real for them.
It really was funny, I've gotten fucked up a lot, but those 4 little fucks really learned a lesson.
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