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EMT 5-01-22

Happy Belated Sunday!

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2022 08:00 AM (bVYXr)

2 someone sleep in?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:00 AM (BFigT)

3 Says who?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 01, 2022 08:01 AM (viHpT)

4 Need coffee.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2022 08:01 AM (jYQlA)

5 Good Sunday morning all and Happy May!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2022 08:01 AM (nxdel)

6 Good morning all, again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:02 AM (3HkEt)

7 top 10?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 08:02 AM (dr4Q1)

8 Willowed and reposted from below:

For the church goers. This is-to me-a beautiful prayer for the morning of the Lord's Day in the words of scripture. It was collected and written by Matthew Henry-17th century English Biblical scholar and pastor:

https://tinyurl.com/nhzz8fuw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2022 08:02 AM (fF2aM)

9 Mornin'.

Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2022 08:03 AM (sReZj)

10 Happy Sunday, everyone. Hope the day is treating you all well so far.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 08:03 AM (8ADZq)

11 Good morning horde.
Anyone got some emergency bacon they could spare?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:03 AM (s/Db5)

12 The time machine game is strong today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:03 AM (R8uWY)

13 Willowed

Brian Ulrich, 44, wept during a court hearing on Friday after pleading guilty to two felony charges of obstruction of an official proceeding and seditious conspiracy, CNN reported. Ulrich is one of 11 members of the Oath Keepers - a far-right militant group - who are facing sedition-related charges after authorities uncovered chat messages the group members used to plan for violence and disrupt the certification of Joe Biden’s victory over Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election. Five people died and more than 100 officers were injured in the ensuing violence.

Oath Keepers also described as a "gang" later in the article.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:04 AM (R8uWY)

14 Happy Sunday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:04 AM (yrol0)

15 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 01, 2022 08:06 AM (ju2Fy)

16 Over the last four quarters, the purchasing power of after-tax household incomes plunged by $2.2 trillion (in 2021 dollars). That’s a 10.9% decline, by far the largest in the records dating back to 1947.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:06 AM (yrol0)

17 Brian Ulrich, 44, wept during a court hearing on Friday after pleading guilty to two felony charges of obstruction of an official proceeding and seditious conspiracy, CNN reported...


That's just another day ending in "y" for Adam Schiff.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:07 AM (PiwSw)

18 "Five people died and more than 100 officers were injured in the ensuing violence."

Actually, hundreds of people died that day. Maybe thousands. Maybe not at the hands of the Capitol Police, but they died just the same.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:08 AM (vrz2I)

19 Krak your alive!

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 01, 2022 08:08 AM (60mTw)

20 Why are Oath Keepers and other right wing groups always described as far-right militant groups. But antifa and BLM are never called far left militant groups.
Ok. I already know. It was a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 08:08 AM (dr4Q1)

21 "Anyone got some emergency bacon they could spare?"

* starts shoving bacon bits in the USB port *

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:09 AM (vrz2I)

22 Happy Sunday indeed. Last night I committed one of the most unheralded acts of faith imaginable. I got into bed and went to sleep.

And here we are, celebrating a Happy Sunday.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 01, 2022 08:09 AM (KATBx)

23 11 Good morning horde.
Anyone got some emergency bacon they could spare?


Just finished cooking two pounds of it. I can spare a few slices.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 08:09 AM (8ADZq)

24 I feel so much better now. Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials. Shouldn't the second most powerful person do that. Kamala should be there using her skills in helping Ukraine. Why Nancy, the third most power person in the world. (All sarc!)

Posted by: Colin at May 01, 2022 08:10 AM (YVx1O)

25 20 Why are Oath Keepers and other right wing groups always described as far-right militant groups. But antifa and BLM are never called far left militant groups.
Ok. I already know. It was a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 08:08 AM (dr4Q1

Elon Musk drew a picture:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519735033950470144

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:10 AM (PiwSw)

26 Ha! "bacon bits"! Get it? The world needs more digital bacon.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:10 AM (vrz2I)

27 20 Why are Oath Keepers and other right wing groups always described as far-right militant groups. But antifa and BLM are never called far left militant groups.
Ok. I already know. It was a rhetorical question.


The screeching from the media and politifact would be deafening.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 08:10 AM (8ADZq)

28 It's May 1st. What happened to my CNN+ subscription?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2022 08:11 AM (jYQlA)

29 Just finished cooking two pounds of it. I can spare a few slices.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 08:09 AM (8ADZq)

nom nom nom

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:11 AM (5IT5y)

30 Human tests positive for H5 bird flu after working with infected poultry in CO.

"Because the person was in close contact with infected poultry, the virus may have been present in the person's nose without causing infection," the Colorado health department said. The CDC said whether the positive test was the result of "surface contamination of the nasal membrane" cannot be determined now.

Ok, now do COVID.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:11 AM (R8uWY)

31 > I feel so much better now. Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials.
____________

Pelosi is old school when it comes to her corruption. She needs to go and see the grift as it actually happens.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)

32 I feel so much better now. Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials. Shouldn't the second most powerful person do that. Kamala should be there using her skills in helping Ukraine. Why Nancy, the third most power person in the world. (All sarc!)
Posted by: Colin at May 01, 2022 08:10 AM (YVx1O)
=====

Kamala got the rona. Pretty much all world affairs are on hold until she recovers.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 08:13 AM (dr4Q1)

33 Look, CNN +, still twitching some.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2022 08:13 AM (GcvZf)

34 "Because the person was in close contact with infected poultry, the virus may have been present in the person's nose without causing infection"

I told him not to stick his nose in there.

Posted by: the chicken at May 01, 2022 08:13 AM (vrz2I)

35 31 > I feel so much better now. Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials.
____________

Pelosi is old school when it comes to her corruption. She needs to go and see the grift as it actually happens.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)

She was just making sure Paul, her son, was getting his share of the grift.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:13 AM (PiwSw)

36 Ain't no bacon like baking bacon.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2022 08:13 AM (jYQlA)

37 Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials.

Wonder if she managed to stay sober enough to put together a coherent sentence.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 01, 2022 08:14 AM (nxdel)

38 8
Fen thanks for the repost.

I had the thought that those "Bible scholars" didn't have a virulent internet sucking the very life out of their brains, so instead they turned to serious contemplation of the Scriptures!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:14 AM (hOUT3)

39 "Ain't no bacon like baking bacon."

In Macon?

Posted by: The Macon Bacons Baseball Team at May 01, 2022 08:14 AM (vrz2I)

40 Nancy and other congresscritters like to go to foreign countries and negotiate their own diplomacy outside of the State Department, and nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:14 AM (R8uWY)

41 13
Five people died and more than 100 officers were injured in the ensuing violence.
----
Who were these 5?
Did the officers beat each other up for 100 of them to be injured? (Typical injuries: split a nail, bruised a shin, stubbed a toe on a civilian skull?)

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:15 AM (qfLjt)

42 26 Ha! "bacon bits"! Get it? The world needs more digital bacon.
Posted by:

Thanks for the bacon bytes!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:15 AM (5IT5y)

43 31 > I feel so much better now. Nancy is or was in the Ukraine meeting with officials.
____________

Pelosi is old school when it comes to her corruption. She needs to go and see the grift as it actually happens.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)


No paper trail, no emails, no witnesses, only whispers in ears.

Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2022 08:15 AM (sReZj)

44 40 Nancy and other congresscritters like to go to foreign countries and negotiate their own diplomacy outside of the State Department, and nobody gives a shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:14 AM (R8uWY)

Bush (Dubya) should have jacked her up when she visited Assad in Syria during his watch.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:16 AM (PiwSw)

45 Just like Tulsi went to Syria to explain to Assad the the Orange man was bad and did not represent the US position despite being the elected president. But we all love tulsi now because she said one thing we liked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:16 AM (R8uWY)

46 It's May 1st. What happened to my CNN+ subscription?
Posted by: Quarter

Your donation to the disinformation hierarchy has been noted for future action.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (3HkEt)

47 "Thanks for the bacon bytes!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion"

You are welcome! I'm still working on the scrambled eggs encryption.

Posted by: The Macon Bacons Baseball Team at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (vrz2I)

48 Good Morning Morons. Today is Sunday, May 1, 2022.. On this day in 1707 the Act of Union joining England and Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain took effect.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (mZwKe)

49 uh, off tasty sock

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (vrz2I)

50 I don't trust Tulsi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (5IT5y)

51 40 Nancy and other congresscritters like to go to foreign countries and negotiate their own diplomacy outside of the State Department, and nobody gives a shit.
----
Somehow I get the feeling that this is illegal. Just like Ted 'The Sandwich' Kennedy, SOB, went to Russia or something, in order to derail Reagan was it? I was in Africa at the time so things are vague from that era.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (qfLjt)

52 I didn't know this. So I could go into a nursing home (is that the same as a hospice?) and be 100% covered by Medicare?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:02 AM (qfLjt)
===

Hospice is a service, not a place. Nursing home is health care, funded by Medicare usually, not 100%. Nursing home is for people who are supposedly "getting better."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (EZebt)

53 Tulsi is the new figurehead for the gang that put Obamao in office.

Posted by: davidt at May 01, 2022 08:18 AM (sReZj)

54 Biden's staff has to eat his words regarding student debt which he originally said he was opposed to so-called forgiveness. The hard-line communists of the Democrat Party have been pushing for this socialist action.


https://tinyurl.com/5bder98f

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:18 AM (mZwKe)

55 Time Magazine once again demonstrates why it went broke and that it is a far left communist rag.


https://tinyurl.com/ysr9mmh4

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:18 AM (mZwKe)

56 Karl Rove calls 'disinfo' board czar Nina Jankowicz: 'A partisan political hack'.


For once he is really correct.


https://tinyurl.com/2ve8bevm

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (mZwKe)

57 CNN + PlusReaminator = horror news.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (GcvZf)

58
The writer of the 1619 Project document of lies also exposes herself as a biased political hack.


https://tinyurl.com/4vy76cak

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (mZwKe)

59 Fd, it would be a really fun theme for an internet provider of some sort.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (5IT5y)

60
RIP Naomi Judd


https://tinyurl.com/53tvsyp2

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (mZwKe)

61 I think there are limits to how long medicare will pay for a nursing home. 30 days? After that you pay out of pocket or go on medicaid. That is why long term care insurance is important.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (R8uWY)

62 Biden is continuing his illegal war on US oil drilling. He is trying to please the radical communists like AOC.


https://tinyurl.com/mvs6a8c7

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (mZwKe)

63 Dinesh D’Souza has a film and he explains how the Democrats organize vote fraud in large urban areas and how that caused Biden to win the fraudulent 2020 election.


https://tinyurl.com/2sxw8wab

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (mZwKe)

64 46 It's May 1st. What happened to my CNN+ subscription?
Posted by: Quarter

Your donation to the disinformation hierarchy has been noted for future action.
----
See my marque (red letters on a yellow background)

CNN++
Learn To Code

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (qfLjt)

65 Karl Rove calls 'disinfo' board czar Nina Jankowicz: 'A partisan political hack'.


Takes one to know one?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (R8uWY)

66 Over the last four quarters, the purchasing power of after-tax household incomes plunged by $2.2 trillion (in 2021 dollars). That’s a 10.9% decline, by far the largest in the records dating back to 1947.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:06 AM (yrol0)


See what letting a politically unskilled businessman get elected to the Office of the President does to the economy?
"Comrades, "We" (your trusted and beloved political elites) will make sure that NEVER happens again! Da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (hOUT3)

67 Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software.


https://tinyurl.com/42pnpk5t

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (mZwKe)

68 C.A.T. I would hope to go down like a Zek and take what they give me but would admit to nothing

Posted by: Skip's phone at May 01, 2022 08:20 AM (60mTw)

69 Political cartoon of the day: Good one today.


https://tinyurl.com/tsm8j943

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:21 AM (mZwKe)

70 Thanks for the VNN, Vic!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:21 AM (5IT5y)

71 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/2dva2rws


And that's it for today; even if it was late.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:21 AM (mZwKe)

72 I don't see it anywhere else here, so


MAYDAY MAYDAY

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:21 AM (geLO8)

73 BTW, for those of you who keep track of such things today is Mayday.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:22 AM (mZwKe)

74 *Over the last four quarters, the purchasing power of after-tax household incomes plunged by $2.2 trillion (in 2021 dollars). That’s a 10.9% decline, by far the largest in the records dating back to 1947.*

Stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 01, 2022 08:23 AM (jYQlA)

75 I see DB put in just ahead of me.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:23 AM (mZwKe)

76 Good morning again!
Thanks for the links, Vic.
Time to get out the leftover morning glory muffins and contemplate walking the dog...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 08:23 AM (zmSLz)

77 Forgiving student loans would really piss off some banksters and some academic bean counters... two of the Democrat's typically ardent supporters.

Thus, it will never happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:24 AM (BFigT)

78 Pancakes with real butter and maple syrup and a side of bacon. More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (R/m4+)

79 so I binge-watched World War Two In Color: The Road To Victory last night and this morning

awesome series- I learned some stuff I didn't know before, such as the order of battle at Kursk, and how much of a fuck-up Mark Clark was

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (geLO8)

80 Biden is continuing his illegal war on US oil drilling. He is trying to please the radical communists like AOC.

--

In case you didn't notice, and I know you did, there is no "illegal" anymore for the US gov't...if you're a Democrat. That's a literal statement.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (sVtYq)

81 "Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software."

If you are not careful you might get Windows 11.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (vrz2I)

82 56 Karl Rove calls 'disinfo' board czar Nina Jankowicz: 'A partisan political hack'.


For once he is really correct.


https://tinyurl.com/2ve8bevm
Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:19 AM (mZwKe)

something something broke dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (yrol0)

83 I just thought it needed to be done

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (geLO8)

84 Today is Sunday, May 1, 2022.. On this day in 1707 the Act of Union joining England and Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain took effect.
Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (mZwKe)


My sainted MotherH, of Scottish descent, said to me as a wee lad:
"Laddie, they may call it 'Great' Britain, but it will NEVER be a United Kingdom!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (hOUT3)

85 RE: forgiving student loans... Why stop with those loans? Why not forgive credit card debt, car loans, mortgages, the national debt?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2022 08:26 AM (4KfHI)

86 77 Forgiving student loans would really piss off some banksters and some academic bean counters... two of the Democrat's typically ardent supporters.

Thus, it will never happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:24 AM (BFigT)


There should be no student loans to begin with. The whole program should be eliminated.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:26 AM (mZwKe)

87 81 "Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software."

If you are not careful you might get Windows 11.
Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (vrz2I)

Is it a fair statement to say that Windows 11 is to software what Bill Gates is to male models?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:26 AM (PiwSw)

88 Forgiving student loans would really piss off some banksters and some academic bean counters... two of the Democrat's typically ardent supporters.

I suspect only the loans with NELNET, the gov lender would be forgiven and unless they cut back on future loans, why would the academic bean counters care?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2022 08:26 AM (Irn0L)

89 62 Biden is continuing his illegal war on US oil drilling. He is trying to please the radical communists like AOC.


https://tinyurl.com/mvs6a8c7
====
This can't be true. Biden said he was working hard to get gas prices down. He would never lie to us, would he?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 08:27 AM (dr4Q1)

90 Why not just send $100,000 to everyone in the country and people can use that to pay their loans?

Posted by: An Economicks Major at May 01, 2022 08:27 AM (vrz2I)

91 Uno de Mayo?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:27 AM (R8uWY)

92 Erste Mai

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:28 AM (geLO8)

93 Why not $1 million?

Why have money at all? Everything is free!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:28 AM (R8uWY)

94 RE: forgiving student loans... Why stop with those loans? Why not forgive credit card debt, car loans, mortgages, the national debt?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

just mint a 30T dollar coin...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:28 AM (3HkEt)

95 "Why have money at all? Everything is free!"

Even bacon?

Posted by: Guy easily swayed by bacon at May 01, 2022 08:29 AM (vrz2I)

96 'Buddy, can you spare a trillion?'

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:30 AM (geLO8)

97 RE: forgiving student loans... Why stop with those loans? Why not forgive credit card debt, car loans, mortgages, the national debt?

--

I asked in the previous thread, but how likely is it they'd actually "forgive" these student loans? It's just incredible to me they would try this. Jr. Black is 25 and is incredibly financially disciplined. Because he's so responsible, he's been paying on his student loans, with our help, and adding what he can to pay them off early. This will deeply anger millions of people, not to mention all other kinds of fallout that will occur. This has me seeing red and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Incidentally, where is Chief Lizzie Warren to scream about the obscene profits of the higher education sector in all this? Talk about robber barons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:30 AM (sVtYq)

98 shouldn't y'all be having book club by now?

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:31 AM (geLO8)

99 Good Sunday morning and happy May! It's good to wake up when I was done being tired.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 01, 2022 08:31 AM (/+bwe)

100 Good Sunday morning all and Happy May!!
------------------------
Thank you, Comrade Faberge.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (UHVv4)

101 > why would the academic bean counters care?
____________

The universities are in on the grift and this would limit it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (BFigT)

102 "Mama, He's Crazy" is an outstanding Judds song. Sorry to hear about Naomi Judd's death and hope she finds peace.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (YIGq2)

103 68 C.A.T. I would hope to go down like a Zek and take what they give me but would admit to nothing

---

I have wondered what I would do if I were arrested as a dissident.
Plead not guilty and tell my family to disown me, probably.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (s/Db5)

104 Book thread is in 30 minutes. In the meantime, check your USB port for bacon bits.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (vrz2I)

105 No free bacon. Crickets.
Livestock is literally killing the plant with its flatulence and so we* must all be vegan, you guys.

*Not including tech billionaires, Democrats, NO executives, who will continue to live large, "climate crisis" rules don't apply

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (zmSLz)

106 The universities are in on the grift and this would limit it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (BFigT)

Not unless they are cutting back on future loans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2022 08:33 AM (Irn0L)

107 Re: student loans. Loans have allowed colleges to expand their administration to ridiculous levels. News max this am saying Yale now has more administrators than students.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2022 08:33 AM (AAXhQ)

108 I just had a flash of inspiration. Baconbitcoins. You know you want it.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (vrz2I)

109 Good morning horde. I've been a long time lurker, rarely comment, but I have a question for San Franpyscho and other Bay Area Morons. I have friends from Australia planning a trip to the US. They are looking at multiple days based out of SF for day trips and including actual city tours. Is there an area I can steer them for maximum safety? I'm not sure how bad the city actually is these days. The news reports are pretty bad. Should I do my best to discourage them, or at least minimize their stay? Thanks for any advice.

Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (AjwWO)

110 101 The universities are in on the grift and this would limit it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (BFigT)


That nest of grifters is the one who benefits the most from these loans. It enables them to continue raising the cost of attendance faster than anything else in the country.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (mZwKe)

111 Can you get more bacon if you're using USB 3.1 or USC-C?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (PiwSw)

112 I was kind of shocked to read about Naomi Judd last night...that she died from "mental illness." I'm left to guess she committed suicide? I knew her daughter Puffy Scamper had mental issues, but I didn't know her pretty mom did too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (sVtYq)

113 USB-C

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (PiwSw)

114 This will deeply anger millions of people, not to mention all other kinds of fallout that will occur. This has me seeing red and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Lady in Black

#4 child graduated from ASU with no debt. It wasn't fun but we did it.
This is a kick in the groin for everyone that actually understands what a debt is and either paid as they went or is working to pay off their debt.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (3HkEt)

115 After forgiving the loans take it out of the bloated colleges.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (ybIRR)

116 Hurray, hurray for the First of May
Chicken fat canning begins today!

Old Mad Magazine line. Amazing I could remember it. Also makes me wonder why I remembered it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2022 08:35 AM (lz5hY)

117 Over the last four quarters, the purchasing power of after-tax household incomes plunged by $2.2 trillion (in 2021 dollars). That’s a 10.9% decline, by far the largest in the records dating back to 1947.*

*

Some other moron posted a link to a mainstream financial article discussing how it takes an additional $400+ each month just to maintain the middle class standard of living the family had under Trump (they said two years ago, of course, because they wouldn't give Trump that credit).

Families are making a car payment and getting nothing for it. And still needing to buy a new car.

Fascinatingly, that $400+ equals out to about the median wealth increase per household that Trump managed to help us achieve. They got it all back. We were punished for our insolence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 08:36 AM (rjyzh)

118 Baconbitcoins. You know you want it.
Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (vrz2I)

We need to get Pixy working on this!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:36 AM (s/Db5)

119 109 Good morning horde. I've been a long time lurker, rarely comment, but I have a question for San Franpyscho and other Bay Area Morons. I have friends from Australia planning a trip to the US. They are looking at multiple days based out of SF for day trips and including actual city tours. Is there an area I can steer them for maximum safety? I'm not sure how bad the city actually is these days. The news reports are pretty bad. Should I do my best to discourage them, or at least minimize their stay? Thanks for any advice.

Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (AjwWO)


When I lived out these just about any area was safe, but that was over 40 years ago. And it was safe to walk down the Jack London Square in Oakland, that is no longer true.l

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:36 AM (mZwKe)

120 102 "Mama, He's Crazy" is an outstanding Judds song. Sorry to hear about Naomi Judd's death and hope she finds peace.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (YIGq2)

My guess is that there was senility mixed in there that created the depression. Looking back I think my Moms mental health issues were loneliness and fear.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (yrol0)

121 >> Should I do my best to discourage them, or at least minimize their stay? Thanks for any advice.

Posted by: RedDish


I'm not even from CA and my advice would be to direct your friends elsewhere

Posted by: DB at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (geLO8)

122 67 Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software.


https://tinyurl.com/42pnpk5t
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Thank you for that warning and link.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (qfLjt)

123 So incomes dropped by 11% while inflation rose by 21%...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (rjyzh)

124 Hey Moron Robbie, I just finished One Jump Ahead and really enjoyed it. Have you read any of his others?

*warming up for Book Thread*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (PiwSw)

125 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 01, 2022 08:37 AM (cknjq)

126 The universities are in on the grift and this would limit it.
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (BFigT)
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That nest of grifters is the one who benefits the most from these loans. It enables them to continue raising the cost of attendance faster than anything else in the country.
Posted by: Vic
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This was the goal when the fed took over student loans. If the banks still ran the loan business there wouldn't be a way to 'forgive' those loans.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (3HkEt)

127 After forgiving the loans take it out of the bloated colleges.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (ybIRR)

Concur.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (R/m4+)

128 Where does the horde stand on chocolate milk?
I just bought some Promise Land chocolate milk and it was better than expected.

More coffee.

Posted by: dantesed at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (88xKn)

129 You can't forgive student loans, but also continue to write new student loans. It would have to be a system where the government just trucks money directly to universities, like they do with "research" grants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (R8uWY)

130 #4 child graduated from ASU with no debt. It wasn't fun but we did it.
This is a kick in the groin for everyone that actually understands what a debt is and either paid as they went or is working to pay off their debt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (3HkEt)

I had started a new business and working about 50 to 60 hours per week. I picked up a consulting gig for an IT project and worked that on the side. Put enough away to pay my daughters rent for 4 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (yrol0)

131 *Not including tech billionaires, Democrats, NO executives, who will continue to live large, "climate crisis" rules don't apply
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 08:32 AM (zmSLz)


Comrade Lizzy gets it, and her Social Creddit Score would have gone up by a well deserved trillion points if only she had added the key phrase "because they deserve these privileges"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:38 AM (hOUT3)

132 This will deeply anger millions of people, not to mention all other kinds of fallout that will occur. This has me seeing red and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Lady in Black

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Ah, but there's the trick. They'll deeply anger 2% of the population while guaranteeing the vote of 35%.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (rjyzh)

133 "Five people died and more than 100 officers were injured in the ensuing violence."

Actually, I think I understand the totality of Jan 6, if not all the particulars.
1) From the article earlier this week on the Turtle - Cruz,etc were going to produce evidence of the steal before the vote to certify
2) Someone (Trump?) thought it would be a good idea to have a large crowd of supporters there to encourage and cheer on the Reps providing evidence as the news came out
3) The Dims or GOPe got wind of it and decided to flip the script with the help of the MSM and Capitol Police and antifa types, becuz...
4) No one thought to inform the crowd and people of the US in general that evidence of the steal was going to be presented. And give the crowd their mission. That of simple moral support. A Fatal Error.
5) Attempts by antifa types to enrage crowd fail, but some in crowd wander thru Congress. Attempts by Capitol Police to enrage crowd by cold-blooded murder including the shooting of Ashley Babbitt and the horrendous beating to death of an elderly woman.
6) Lame ass claims of insurrection not supported by reality but endlessly trumpeted by MSM and Dims, GOPe.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (5NkmN)

134 I understand, these days, why ancient Rome turned to Dictatorship.
F***king Oligarchy.

Maybe at some point we will all decide that the Republic is too dead to revive. Scary

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (s/Db5)

135 Universities could charge $0 for tuition and be just fine financially. Tuition is only a small fraction of their operating revenue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (R8uWY)

136 87 81 "Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software."

If you are not careful you might get Windows 11.
Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:25 AM (vrz2I)

Is it a fair statement to say that Windows 11 is to software what Bill Gates is to male models?
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Not fair.
Windows 11 to Win 10: young vs old
Bill Gates to male models: ol vs young
(plus BG is UGLY!)

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:40 AM (qfLjt)

137 We are ruled by idiots
And the US Supreme Court made sure that could happen.
The 911 hijackers chose the wrong targets.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2022 08:40 AM (Y274z)

138 Journalist Micah Kennedy wrote in a story posted on the website of News Channel 5, a television station in Nashville, that Judd “has died after taking her own life.” However, the family has not confirmed that, he did not cite a source, and his story was later updated to remove that statement.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:41 AM (mZwKe)

139 You could use your Baconbitcoins to buy NFBs.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:42 AM (vrz2I)

140 Cruz was all in on tone policing "groomers". Lots of good decent people on the left just tryin' to do the right thing. Can't paint them all with the broad brush and slander them as groomers because of a few radicals. He still STILL does not understand the game.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:42 AM (R8uWY)

141 135 Universities could charge $0 for tuition and be just fine financially. Tuition is only a small fraction of their operating revenue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (R8uWY)


Tuition is only a small part of all the things students have to pay out for.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:42 AM (mZwKe)

142 Posted by: rhennigantx

As noted, not fun but can be done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2022 08:43 AM (3HkEt)

143 I could tie it all together thru a website, eBacon.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2022 08:43 AM (vrz2I)

144 Naomi Judd has spoken publicly about her struggle with depression and near suicides in the past. The medication (lithium?) affected her looks (loss of hair, facial swelling,etc) and a noticeable hand tremor.
I hope she is at peace now.

Posted by: old chick at May 01, 2022 08:44 AM (sOete)

145 Why has The Ted not come forward with the evidence? What shut him up?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:44 AM (R8uWY)

146 139 You could use your Baconbitcoins to buy NFBs


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Not-Food Bacon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2022 08:45 AM (s/Db5)

147 Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (AjwWO)

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Tell them not to come here.

If they are going to have a house and a car, perhaps get a place in Sonoma. The city is an hour drive. There is plenty to see and do around there, Napa, good food, wine, hiking.

LEAVE NOTHING IN YOUR PARKED CAR EVER

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2022 08:46 AM (EZebt)

148 69 Political cartoon of the day: Good one today.

https://tinyurl.com/tsm8j943
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See today's political cartoon for free!
Yes! Send me email updates and offers from Fox News.

It wants me to click on a big button that says I agree to their terms of use, cookie policies. etc. I say bulldust to that.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 08:46 AM (qfLjt)

149 "Space is exciting. It spurs our imaginations, and it forces us to ask big questions. Space, it affects us all and it connects us all."

Posted by: Kamala! at May 01, 2022 08:47 AM (a3Q+t)

150 Tuition is only a small part of all the things students have to pay out for.
Posted by: Vic

Well, the multicultural LGBTQ student center ain't free! And marble floors and statues for the administrative office building does not come cheap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:47 AM (R8uWY)

151 7) No one cares about Jan 6 because the reality of it came no where near the violence and destruction seen in the antifa and BLM riots just a few months earlier. It looks like and is fake news.

And c'mon, when your spearpoint is Buffalo Guy? That is comedy, not revolution. Revolution by Woody Allen, maybe.

and Senile Joe's performance in officemate it easy for people of any political persuasion to believe in the steal. And easy to believe they were badly lied to the reality o0f Biden. Hence Jan 6 is a big nothing. Except those held as political pawns.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (5NkmN)

152 Space truly is the final frontier.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (R8uWY)

153 ( sips 2nd cup of coffee)
Julie Kelly is writing The Turtle was working against the few Republicans who wanted a halt in vote conformation and was all for giving up the game.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (2JoB8)

154 56% of education debt is owed by people who borrowed to pay for graduate school, while graduate degrees are only 12.5% of the total granted. Those Americans in the top 40% of household incomes owe almost three quarters of the total debt.

Well off, grad degree holders will get most of the benefit from the completely illegal Junta move. Meanwhile, low income Americans get millions of new workers walking across the border and competing for their jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (mkzvC)

155 NFB- Non- Fungible Bacon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:49 AM (R8uWY)

156 6) Lame ass claims of insurrection not supported by reality but endlessly trumpeted by MSM and Dims, GOPe.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2022 08:39 AM (5NkmN)

That's a pretty good summary of how it played out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2022 08:49 AM (r46W7)

157
LEAVE NOTHING IN YOUR PARKED CAR EVER
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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You are living in hell.
Get out of there.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 08:49 AM (Vl8G4)

158 Cruz was all in on tone policing "groomers". Lots of good decent people on the left just tryin' to do the right thing. Can't paint them all with the broad brush and slander them as groomers because of a few radicals. He still STILL does not understand the game.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2022 08:42 AM (R8uWY)


Cruz has been perhaps the biggest RINO disappointment. We're probable way past the point of no return thanks to the GOP "opposition party".

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 01, 2022 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

159 Sounds about right, naturalfake, but what if Trump had the rally because he suspected Cruz and others would wimp out? He wanted to show Congress how many people believed the election was stolen, and then Pelosi and the rest of the color revolution crew implemented their false flag insurrection (just worked well with faked Whitmer kidnap plot). I say Pelosi because she, as SotH, runs the Capital Police.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 08:49 AM (zmSLz)

160 Is it a fair statement to say that Windows 11 is to software what Bill Gates is to male models?

Software is gay?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2022 08:50 AM (a3Q+t)

161 The real meaning of student loan debt forgiveness

1. Debtors don't need to meet their obligations
2. Students don't need to learn useful skills or perform remunerative work
3. Drives up tuition
4. Punishes success and responsibility
5. Drives inflation

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2022 08:51 AM (EZebt)

162 Julie Kelly is writing The Turtle was working against the few Republicans who wanted a halt in vote conformation and was all for giving up the game.
Posted by: Skip
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With the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 08:51 AM (Vl8G4)

163 Ah, but there's the trick. They'll deeply anger 2% of the population while guaranteeing the vote of 35%.

Then what do they do for an encore?

Once all student loans debts are solved, the ensuing 30% inflation will place these same bribe recipients into yet another financial bind.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2022 08:51 AM (AHeqJ)

164 Except those held as political pawns.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (5NkmN)


"Pour encourager les autres!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:52 AM (hOUT3)

165 Tuition is only a small part of all the things students have to pay out for.
Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:42 AM (mZwKe)
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You probably mean, it is "one part". And that is undeniable, unless students want to live rough and not eat. Nowadays, tuition is so often discounted (and in many schools, heavily so).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:52 AM (mkzvC)

166 "Tuition" is just part of the winnowing process.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2022 08:52 AM (taPSh)

167 Police arrest nine after 6-storey building collapses in central China's Hunan province; six people rescued but dozens more missing.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 01, 2022 08:54 AM (UHVv4)

168 "NFB- Non- Fungible Bacon?"

Want to get in on the ground floor?

Posted by: eBacon Investments at May 01, 2022 08:54 AM (vrz2I)

169 166 "Tuition" is just part of the winnowing process.
Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2022 08:52 AM (taPSh)


If you can't afford to be in the ruling class, you really shouldn't be in the ruling class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 08:54 AM (hOUT3)

170 Thanks. Don't know if I can discourage them, hopefully, maybe minimize their stay. Don't think they plan on driving (both in their early 60's) so staying in Sonoma might be an issue. I'd rather then NOT drive in CA, don't think they're prepared for that...coming from a SoCal girl born and raised. Maybe join a tour group for safety in numbers?

Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 08:55 AM (AjwWO)

171 I don't think McConnell is our friend. Luntz-McCarthy either.

They both are grifters looking out for #1.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:55 AM (mkzvC)

172 You probably mean, it is "one part". And that is undeniable, unless students want to live rough and not eat. Nowadays, tuition is so often discounted (and in many schools, heavily so).

Part of that forgiveness includes the price of a new Mac Book each year, clothes and accumulated Spring Break expenses.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2022 08:56 AM (AHeqJ)

173 I think campus housing is the most expensive part of 1st year student cost. Most colleges require students to live on campus for the first year unless they can show they actually live near the college..

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:57 AM (mZwKe)

174 Is this tuition thing just going to go away by the wave of Imperial Majesty Grandpa Diddlefinger's hand, or is this something that goes through Congress or what?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:57 AM (sVtYq)

175 I need to know how student loan forgiveness affects soon-to-be students, because why tf shouldn't my kid, graduating HS soon, just take out a loan knowing those before him got theirs dissappeared? Why should any parent pay tuition knowing other parents didn't and their kids eventually got their education for free?

Why should ANYONE pay for college ever again?
So tired of being responsible making you the biggest suckere, while everyone else games the system, breaks the law and comes out ahead.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 08:57 AM (zmSLz)

176 McConnell is a wholly owned operative of the CCP controlled by his pretty but efficient wife, the daughter of a high ranking CCP official and Chinese shipping magnate.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 08:58 AM (Vl8G4)

177 85 RE: forgiving student loans... Why stop with those loans? Why not forgive credit card debt, car loans, mortgages, the national debt?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2022 08:26 AM (4KfHI)


This is coming soon, for blacks, Hispanics, LGBTQwhatever, teachers, union members, and Muslims, but not whites and their tangents, Asians and Indians (dot).

Posted by: Joe and Nancy at May 01, 2022 08:58 AM (AMIL/)

178 Most colleges require students to live on campus for the first year unless they can show they actually live near the college..
Posted by: Vic

Very true. I wonder why colleges require this?

(I think we all know the answer. Just pointing it out.)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2022 08:58 AM (Msys3)

179 I'm thinking it's in my best interests to stop reading the news for a while. It has a profound affect on my overall mood, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (sVtYq)

180 Well off, grad degree holders will get most of the benefit from the completely illegal Junta move. Meanwhile, low income Americans get millions of new workers walking across the border and competing for their jobs.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 08:48 AM (mkzvC)

which is why it's so poisonous for Dem's politically. They are desperate to throw some goodies to what they see as one of their key constituencies; young woke recent college grads. and yet every hispanic voter in the country, not to mention everyone else who is working class, knows that this is nothing but welfare for rich white kids.

Thanks to the endless pandering, Dems now can only please one part of their base by royally pissing off the other parts. The BBB bill was supposed to toss money to everybody; when it failed, their entire plan for this cycle failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (r46W7)

181 174 Is this tuition thing just going to go away by the wave of Imperial Majesty Grandpa Diddlefinger's hand, or is this something that goes through Congress or what?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:57 AM (sVtYq)


It is another one of senile old Joe's let it be said, let it be done.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (mZwKe)

182 efficient wife, the daughter of a high ranking CCP official and Chinese shipping magnate.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 08:58 AM (Vl8G4)


I think the stylebook requires that you add NTTATWWT to provocative racist statements like this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 09:00 AM (hOUT3)

183 BOOK NOOD

Posted by: Skip advising you of your Nood threads at May 01, 2022 09:00 AM (2JoB8)

184 McConnell has never been on the citizens side, always been a uniparty hack.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at May 01, 2022 09:00 AM (zmSLz)

185 Ahhhh, May Day is here.

AKA, Commie Parade Day.

Reminding us annually that The Only Good Commie Is A Dead Commie!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2022 09:01 AM (8gxrg)

186 78 Pancakes with real butter and maple syrup and a side of bacon. More coffee.
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People normally have rashers of bacon. You want a side. What is this side you speak of?
Warning All your sides of bacon are belong to us --

frizzle frizzle -- make frying noises and emanate strong 'cooking bacon' scent known to
1. revive the quasi-dead on many occasions.
2. Also known to awaken deeply slumbering children at ungodly hours of the morning when departing for long road trips.
3. What do you mean ungodly hours! Even the clocks admit that you can barely even call them 'of the morning' ! A bit more oil on the cogs and the whole machinery would slide right back to PM. Okay, okay that is a lot of oil ...... but that is a whole lot of minutes to slide by.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 09:01 AM (qfLjt)

187 Re: student loans. Loans have allowed colleges to expand their administration to ridiculous levels.

Now do taxes and government....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2022 09:02 AM (4KfHI)

188 I'm so old I remember when people earned money by working.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 09:02 AM (mkzvC)

189 I could see this regime forgiving the student loans of all of the so called bipoc people. Because education justice.
Not that it would be remotely legal. But that hasn't restrained these bastards so far.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2022 09:02 AM (dr4Q1)

190 Thanks. Don't know if I can discourage them, hopefully, maybe minimize their stay. Don't think they plan on driving (both in their early 60's) so staying in Sonoma might be an issue. I'd rather then NOT drive in CA, don't think they're prepared for that...coming from a SoCal girl born and raised. Maybe join a tour group for safety in numbers?
Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 08:55 AM (AjwWO)
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Sorry. It's not safe. Tell them I said don't come.

I guess there is some safety in a tour group, but still, go someplace else.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2022 09:02 AM (EZebt)

191 I'm thinking it's in my best interests to stop reading the news for a while. It has a profound affect on my overall mood, I'm sorry to say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (sVtYq)


It is definitely worth a try, the odds are that every bit of news you are able to access for the foreseeable future is a lie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 01, 2022 09:02 AM (hOUT3)

192 which is why it's so poisonous for Dem's politically. They are desperate to throw some goodies to what they see as one of their key constituencies; young woke recent college grads. and yet every hispanic voter in the country, not to mention everyone else who is working class, knows that this is nothing but welfare for rich white kids.

Thanks to the endless pandering, Dems now can only please one part of their base by royally pissing off the other parts. The BBB bill was supposed to toss money to everybody; when it failed, their entire plan for this cycle failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (r46W7)


I believe part of the Dem's plan is to campaign in '22 and '24 on, "The un-caring, evil, Republicans will make you pay back your loan!" This is the beauty (To Dems) of an exec action, not a law - the exec action can be un-done bt another exec action or by a law.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2022 09:03 AM (AMIL/)

193 I suspect there will be some limit to the student loan forgiveness. Only the genetic and academic inferiors will receive it. HBCUs and teachers is my guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 09:03 AM (eZYmA)

194 which is why it's so poisonous for Dem's politically. They are desperate to throw some goodies to what they see as one of their key constituencies;

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And what happens when with the Great Student Loan Giveaway happens, yet these same oafs who think it's great their loans are forgiven are now facing even more massive inflation on everything they purchase, need or want? Sticker price shock will only accelerate and it will be unavoidably obvious. Not to mention, the rest of the country will experience it as well.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 09:03 AM (sVtYq)

195 Oath Keepers also described as a "gang" later in the article.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Bet a billion dollars he wasn't actually charged with any "sedition-related" crimes, as the lying article lied he was, either.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2022 09:04 AM (8gxrg)

196 179 I'm thinking it's in my best interests to stop reading the news for a while. It has a profound affect on my overall mood, I'm sorry to say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 08:59 AM (sVtYq)

I did that for a while after the Steal. But now, I can take it because I see that everything has to get worse - much much worse! - before it can ever start to get better. The Ministry of Truth? I rejoice to see it all out in the open, rather than being secretly farmed out to the MSM and Big Tech. Everything that is happening now has been happening for years; but now we see it all, and so does everyone. It's all falling apart for them, but they've got a few more months to keep making things worse, and worse. And they will, so don't be surprised, expect it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2022 09:04 AM (r46W7)

197 Federal money flooded universities at some point, I don't know when, and the result is a mammoth bureaucracy.

Yale has more admin employees than undergrads, for one example.

https://tinyurl.com/yywzjtef

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 09:04 AM (mkzvC)

198 Thanks San Franpsycho, I'll do what I can.

Posted by: RedDish at May 01, 2022 09:05 AM (AjwWO)

199 Thank you for that prayer, Fen.

I like the Olde Tyme way of writing "showed" as "shewed".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2022 09:05 AM (8gxrg)

200 Even the clocks admit that you can barely even call them 'of the morning'

Unlike me.

Posted by: Angel at May 01, 2022 09:05 AM (a3Q+t)

201 And what happens when...

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That's what the newly established Ministry of Truth is for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 09:06 AM (eZYmA)

202 McConnell has never been on the citizens side, always been a uniparty hack.

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I'm sure he gets his own standing ovation, like McCarthy, when he walks in the room. Think we're ever going to get rid of these pieces of traitorous garbage at the top? Not with a mammoth sized crow bar. The voters, ultimately, are to blame.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 09:07 AM (sVtYq)

203 Happy Sunday indeed. Last night I committed one of the most unheralded acts of faith imaginable. I got into bed and went to sleep.

And here we are, celebrating a Happy Sunday.

Posted by: irongrampa




I'm 2 x 29 years old and I'm still not over my childhood fascination with the miraculous and wacky concept and practice of human beings "sleeping" every day. It is the strangest thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2022 09:09 AM (8gxrg)

204 There are so many nice spots north and south of SF. Go to Healdsburg. Walk the coast north of Santa Rosa. Drive down to Carmel. Visit Big Sur and, if you want to blow all your savings, stay at Ventana or Post Ranch Inn. We just went to a wedding in Sonoma, and there are plenty of nice places to stay there, or in Napa

Why torture yourself going to SF? Dim sum is good, but not that good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 09:10 AM (Qfh/H)

205 81 "Beware of fake Windows 10 upgrade software."
If you are not careful you might get Windows 11.
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You'll know you yanked the wrong tail when you see
WELCOME TO WINDOWS 12
on your screen.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 09:14 AM (qfLjt)

206 Stillwater, Oklahoma school board refuse to follow the new state law requiring biological genders to use the proper bathroom and locker room. The school board claims proposed federal regulations require the local board to disobey the law.

For the life of me I do not get why Washington lefties want to pick this fight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 09:14 AM (Qfh/H)

207 I've never been to Stillwater OK, but I would not have ever guessed it would become a ground zero in the transgender cultural battle.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2kwdyn

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 01, 2022 09:17 AM (Qfh/H)

208 Mmm. Dim sum.

Due to Covid b.s. I've only had dim sum [takeout at that] once in the past two years.

And while taking the trolley from downtown to a west-end subway station I saw an apartment window with a handwritten "Epstein didn't kill himself " sign in the window!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 01, 2022 09:17 AM (UHVv4)

209 We just went to a wedding in Sonoma, and there are plenty of nice places to stay there, or in Napa

Why torture yourself going to SF?

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We honeymooned in Tahoe nearly 30 years ago and took day trips to SanFran and Napa.

I didn't like SF, even 3 decades ago. Napa, otoh, was beautiful and I would love to go there again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 09:17 AM (sVtYq)

210 This BS won't end until we start charging these people with crimes and putting them on neighborhood lists as required.

That is how we end this nonsense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump did in 2 years what Biden had promised for 40 at May 01, 2022 09:17 AM (eZYmA)

211 Your dissatisfactions are all private and others feel the opposite.

Therefore they can't be political.

The above is a small construct of selling Marxism For Dummies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2022 09:18 AM (J8LnB)

212 84 Today is Sunday, May 1, 2022.. On this day in 1707 the Act of Union joining England and Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain took effect.
Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2022 08:17 AM (mZwKe)

My sainted MotherH, of Scottish descent, said to me as a wee lad:
"Laddie, they may call it 'Great' Britain, but it will NEVER be a United Kingdom!"
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Love that.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 09:18 AM (qfLjt)

213 Stillwater, Oklahoma school board refuse to follow the new state law requiring biological genders to use the proper bathroom and locker room. The school board claims proposed federal regulations require the local board to disobey the law.

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This sick and twisted madness is permeating everything now. I can't fill out a form anymore without having to check whether I'm female, male, non-binary or other. It's so insane.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 01, 2022 09:20 AM (sVtYq)

214 Vladimir Putin 'Will Undergo Cancer Operation In The Near Future'
The extraordinary claims appeared on popular Telegram channel General SVR, which says its source is a well-placed figure in the Kremlin.
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I don't think he's an ex-pat but the owner of Telegram is pro-Russian/Putin and alot of Russians use the service.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at May 01, 2022 09:24 AM (UHVv4)

215 If we wait for a legal mandate, that would be expected and a trap.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2022 09:26 AM (J8LnB)

216 If the government forgives loans, wouldn't that remove money from the money supply? And thus be anti-inflationary? I guess it would slightly lower government receipts and raise the deficit, inflationary, but the students haven't been paying for the last two years anyway, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2022 09:33 AM (yQpMk)

217 127 After forgiving the loans take it out of the bloated colleges.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (ybIRR)

Concur.

More coffee.
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More of anything costs more.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 09:38 AM (qfLjt)

218 hmm; time machine

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

1 first.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 01, 2022 08:00 AM

Posted by: m at May 01, 2022 10:02 AM (2Q+cC)

219 115 After forgiving the loans take it out of the bloated colleges.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2022 08:34 AM (ybIRR)


Take it out of the bloated colleges instead of the taxpayers.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 10:06 AM (8ADZq)

220 Harvard's trust fund would cover it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 10:12 AM (Vl8G4)

221 Norfolk [England] Constabulary issues list of 37 sexual identities and genders to help officers deal with members of the public _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 10:17 AM (Vl8G4)

222 220 Harvard's trust fund would cover it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2022 10:12 AM (Vl8G4)


That's fine. Every college who has graduates with outstanding loans should be feeling the pain first.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 01, 2022 10:27 AM (8ADZq)

223 200 Even the clocks admit that you can barely even call them 'of the morning'

Unlike me.
Posted by: Angel at May 01, 2022 09:05 AM (a3Q+t)

; )

Posted by: m at May 01, 2022 10:50 AM (2Q+cC)

224 178 Most colleges require students to live on campus for the first year unless they can show they actually live near the college..
Posted by: Vic

Very true. I wonder why colleges require this?

(I think we all know the answer. Just pointing it out.)
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This is a very old custom but I doubt that it's an internal "law". I think it is sports related and used to imbue and enhance the college spirit and ties

Posted by: Ciampino at May 01, 2022 12:42 PM (qfLjt)

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