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Comments
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:35 PM (pNxlR)
Steven Furst!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2022 07:36 PM (pmtLn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sean Connery at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
It's hard to eat something if you are dead. Also pointless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 07:39 PM (3NKiY)
365 339 I think I remember Jordan Peterson saying that if a kid is screwed up at the age of five, we don't know any way to fix them."
The problem there is that, unless you're taking about some horribly obvious mental disorders, it's impossible at the time for anyone to know if a child is really screwed up or not. (now the 8y year old with the flaming tennis ball sounds really screwed up, of course)
But there have always been a number of people who come out of horrible situations and yet become very responsible adults; just like there are a large number who have wonderful upbringings and come out complete dirtbags. We've all seen it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 07:39 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (X3QhK)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 28, 2022 07:40 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
Grizzzlies don't care how much you gave to the Sierra Club.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:43 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (iDcra)
Moderna seeks US authorization for COVID-19 vaccine use on children younger than 6
Many healthcare workers quitting for good
How truck driving became one of the worst jobs
I don't think they're selling what they think they're selling...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:42 PM (J5XIK)
I gave up smoking decades ago myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Dems who claim to be open minded. at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (eqyIS)
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Not really. Many birds do the barrel roll thing, it's just that ravens are the only birds known to do it just for fun.
The pigeon was obviously late to the buffet.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:45 PM (J5XIK)
Phooey.
Bad email!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:44 PM (II3Gr)
Same with teh wimminz, amirite?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)
Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
What, why is Ace linking a Jen Psaki vid in the cafe???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2022 07:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)
Can I have your TV?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (4fSQf)
Sure, but that leaves it open for someone to call dibs on my baseball card collection.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (47mFt)
And I saw a commercial recently that showed old footage of Jane Goodall. I wonder how she got away with living with wild chimps for so long?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (E3FAu)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)
What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (E3FAu)
She put out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:46 PM (47mFt)
I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (II3Gr)
dass rayciss
Posted by: DB at April 28, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ten Bears at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)
What the hell were you doing in a nail salon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)
........ nailing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
I had a pedi appointment.
I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls)
https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/
1519735033950470144#m
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (nnLls)
For The Children™
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (yQpMk)
I had a pedi appointment.
I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls)
Your man card. Turn it in.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (6CzZd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)
Asian "Nail Salon", I'm sure.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (Q+9xI)
I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls
Is that one of those Chinese rub and rug joints?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)
dass rayciss
Posted by: DB
HA! You laugh but they brought that up. Most Black men smokers smoke mentholated cigs. according to the report. Something like 30% or less of white dudes do.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
Which is lucky for him, because he just threw up grass and mulch on his blanket.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
I had a pedi appointment.
I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete
I thought that's what the angle grinder was for?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (X3QhK)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (r4PDB)
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So it went bananas??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 07:53 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)
I'm not an animal you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:50 PM (nnLls
Is that one of those Chinese rub and rug joints?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (4fSQf)
Gentle willow nail salon...
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:51 PM (J5XIK)
Same thing happened to a guy I know. Except it was his face.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
"You have girlfennnnnn?"
"Whant gel? Only six dolla mor."
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)
Every Home Improvement Project has a Happy Ending.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (yQpMk)
The lady elf in the armor that does not do a lot of protection is Lady Adriane. The many-tailed chibi fox is Ponta. And our hero is named Arc.
https://youtu.be/rIWYrjXs4b4
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2RTVJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tropic Thunder at April 28, 2022 07:55 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 07:55 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:52 PM (47mFt)
Every Home Improvement Project has a Happy Ending.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (yQpMk)
Holy smokes! You just wrote my first teevee ad.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 07:56 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Tropic Thunder
Her nametag said "Amanda Hugnkiss"
She studying to be a lawyer.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (nnLls)
https://youtu.be/rIWYrjXs4b4
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 07:54 PM (2RTVJ)
Looks like fun.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (nnLls)
I thought it was a Doctor.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:57 PM (J5XIK)
I'll deal with banners and toenal fungus shit, but extra chrome windows is my limit.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Amanda at April 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (E3FAu)
🦇 🦇 🦇
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker
Wife's kindle that I use sometimes has shitty emoji choices like zero bats. 🐼🐼🐼
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (6CzZd)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (nnLls)
Yeah right. My little brother used to do that. He was a spaz too.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (hVqGz)
Everyone have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 08:00 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:01 PM (J5XIK)
===
His bit on repeating confirmation codes over the phone is great:
"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (MCVM5)
Does your state have car insurance surcharges?
Grump mentioned he got pulled over by smokey, last week. Officer Dibbles handed him a hefty fine.
In my shithole state, MA, when I get a speeding ticket, I pay that ticket 7X. I pay the ticket, and then my insurance carrier "surcharges" me for the next 6 years by raising my premium. This is for "safety."
And these stupid assholes in MA keep reelecting the same Democrat Shits who come up with these ways to rob us like they're the sheriffs of Nottingham.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Ben Had
He's lucky the chimp didn't ambush him when he walked through the front door and rip his face off.
Chimps are horribly violent creatures.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
When feral pigs get over a certain weight, do they taste bad?
Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (0Ji8B)
Posted by: President Tarzan at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (sReZj)
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So you gave her six black eyes?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: BurtTC
Oops. Beat me to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Sharkman
Our closet relatives by DNA analysis. But I aver humans are the really violent one of the two.
Say something that you know will annoy your spouse, for whatever suicidal reason you can think of, and watch out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
What's even more insulting is when you driving record is clear of traffic infractions, the state and the insurance company says they're giving you a "safe driver discount" on your premium.
Get it?
When they're not picking your pocket, that means you're getting a "discount."
It's total Extortion.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (CYnTg)
When feral pigs get over a certain weight, do they taste bad?
Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM
Yes. When people around here shoot them they leave the big ones for the wolfs and the gila monsters and take the small ones for eating.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)
Danda, "Oh they'll be fine sneaking in."
*crash*
Long silence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (2RTVJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk
I'd pass on the 2 for 1 special.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (4fSQf)
Chimps are horribly violent creatures.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)
Good thing it wasn't a dolphin. They rape you AND rip your face off.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)
"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
I'll have to go looking for that. I don't think I've seen his more recent shows. He's hilarious.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Ronster at April 28, 2022 08:03 PM (0Ji8B)
Not only that, they order macrame pants and Rick Astley CD's from amazon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (xJnfe)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (J5XIK)
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Yes, honey. Those Capri pants do make you look fat.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4)
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
I once saw the "definitive" list of spellings. There's like 28 ways to spell his name. Same with every Islamic word. The important thing about this? It means no matter how you spell it they can say you're wrong, and disqualify you as ignorant. All part of their taqiyya debate tactic. I mean, taquiyeh. Or taqiyah.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)
But they recognize themselves in a mirror, just like us.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker"
She liked the banana, wink wink nudge nudge.
Posted by: The apes at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (vrz2I)
What measuring stick are they supposed to use?
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I'm the one who introduced my first (ex-) wife to a bunch of my fellow law students as: "My first wife, X."
So I know the drill!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2022 08:07 PM (OssQ4)
The science of rendering squiggles into actual letters is still in its infancy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:09 PM (xJnfe)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:09 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:02 PM (r4PDB)
Dats Rayciss!
Posted by: Big Mike Obama, Taped Up And Swinging at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)
Wolves in TX?
Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:06 PM (47mFt)
But they recognize themselves in a mirror, just like us.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
These days I don't recognize myself in a mirror.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 08:11 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:05 PM (bVYXr)
Wolves in TX?
Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:10 PM (9UmRs)
The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (J5XIK)
If armadillos develop a taste for human flesh, the South is in for trouble.
For two weeks, until they are made extinct by good ol boys and girls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
My H1(b)s never got it.
"Papa, Tango, six, Alpha, and Romeo."
"Not Romeo, Raj. I'm Raj."
*Bangs head on desk*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (nnLls)
$349.99 with free shipping.
https://bityl.co/Bzzx
As I have noted before, I prefer a midlength gas system on 16" barrels but you would be hard pressed to beat this price.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk)
This has been my jib the last couple of weeks FIL assigned to me. I sit in a deer stand to observe them to learn. My wife wont offer any tips either, and she knows how to trap.
Any help would be appreciated at this point.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (6CzZd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:14 PM (vuisn)
Retarded rolling birds that shit everywhere. In my area, roosting pigeons are a huge problem. I had one set up under the eves of my balcony. In just 2 days it looked like they'd been living there for 20 years. A roofer told me they shit so much, that the water backs up on the roofs and goes under the shingles and lapping. I've seen incredible water damage on walls because pigeon poop. Pigeons and squirrels, I hate them.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:14 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: The apes at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)
Yes. They dig. A lot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
Pierced Morgan's show has seen a 70% drop in view ship since he deceptively edited the Trump interview. Fox is in discussion about what to do.
Lololol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (F0YaR)
They will ruin your yard, that much I do know.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (3NKiY)
Nah.....they aerate your property for free and eat grubs.
Harmless little fellas.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:18 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (vuisn)
The best thing about shooting one is they jump straight in the air when you shoot them
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (J5XIK)
And dig four foot deep holes here and there.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)
The vultures mate for life, so unsure if that third vulture was a WestPac vulture.
Anyway, two days ago the main two big vultures did a mating dance, and I saw the mating. I did not capture that on film, but I did manage to get a picture of the male acting very satisfied with spread wings and a glad cry.
Not sure if the gardening thread or the pet thread is the place for the pics. My wife has already told me the screen door and the pateo door glass need cleaning. So I gots that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If you have armadillos, you have worse problems than armadillos. You have grubs. Grubs will kill your lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)
Grub eaters?
Posted by: Clutch at April 28, 2022 08:21 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)
So it was a messy mating then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:21 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (J5XIK)
They are digging machines. They'll be around along with the cockroaches after the apes set off the bomb.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:22 PM (/cyq
That was the belief when I was young. I don't know if it was true but everyone used to have yellow bulbs on their breezeways.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)
G'rump, are you going to be surcharged for the speeding ticket?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Heaped Big Lizzy Warren at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
"Please stop screaming obscenities, the kids may hear."
"You shouldn't subvert my right in front of the kids like that."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)
The pictures were sub-optimal. But the vultures seemed clean of offal and all the sperm was used, and not dropping all over.
I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:24 PM (/cyq
My State Farm insurance hasn't said anything. Perhaps because I was not "Super Speeding" or whatever Deputy Dawg was calling it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)
I believe yellow lights are supposed to repel flying insects; blue lights attract them. That's why bug zappers have black light lamps in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (xJnfe)
Posted by: Big Yellow Light Inc at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (sReZj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
You'd be 'skittish' too if some guy was staring in your bedroom at you and the Mrs of a night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Calm down and go fix me & the guys sammiches.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H4qIP)
Well, you got stories, at least. And children, which is good. "There I was ..."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If you have armadillos, you have worse problems than armadillos. You have grubs. Grubs will kill your lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM
We sometimes have to dodge armadillos when we walk the dogs in the evening. They have one track minds and don't care about dogs or people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
NaCly, I have an armadillo that is going to get introduced to my friend reuger, shortly
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:15 PM (J5XIK)
Meh. I've got one that eats all the grubs in my poorly maintained lawn. He's got permission. The holes self heal.
My buddy, not quite as tolerant as I, asked if a .22 would kill the one eating his grubs.
I said "What part in particular do you not understand about Armor-dillos?" ymmv
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (vrz2I)
I need a plucky assistant to sneak closer while I fill out his Mutual of Omaha insurance, with me as beneficiary. They were big vultures, about 2-3 feet tall. They were a tad skittish if I got closer to the glass doors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Did they check their bags, or was it all carrion?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (xJnfe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Well, I don't know if Officer Dibbles did you any big favors. States will attach a surcharge to all driving infractions.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Did they check their bags, or was it all carrion?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:27 PM (xJnfe)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 08:28 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Mister Scott
They are almost blind. They don't see well at all.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
There I was...in the shit. All I had left was the will to survive and the faintest hope the neighbors wouldn't call in a domestic disturbance...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)
188 The cafe is always so relaxing, sorry to be late. It was my turn to wax the ballroom.
Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)
I love euphemisms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
It's one of the all-time classics. But somebody had to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (xJnfe)
Creepy little critters. They don't have too. If they can't smell it, they don't need it.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)
The only time I've ever opened the windows in this house was the weekend the A/C pooped out. I could hear crickets and smell the outside. It was like...camping.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: F. Unger at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (g6+Ik)
Full Brazilian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: F. Unger
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Just spread some sawdust on the floor.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2022 08:32 PM (pLj8i)
Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:31 PM (/cyq
You don't air out your house? I thought most people did that. I usually throw open all the windows and doors in the spring after the pollen is done. Catch a good breeze day and the house smells much fresher by nightfall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:33 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:29 PM
I once saw a guy in a Mercedes heading towards Sherman Texas on 82 off the side of the road with two shredded tires and a dead armadillo behind his car. They will fvck up your car if you hit them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:34 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:20 PM (H4qIP)
I have to spray the lawn twice a year to kill grubs. If I don't, the raccoons will come along and eat them, and it looks exactly like somebody came in with a rototiller overnight. Skunks too, but they're not nearly as efficient as the damned raccoons. Once the raccoons start, they'll keep tearing the lawn up even after the grubs are long gone. They're optimistic little fucks that hate you. Of course, the idiot neighbor that's been feeding them and the feral cats for the past 10 years is moving at the same time I am. Couldn't move 5 years ago, oh-no. I hope the new owners like angry starved feral cats and raccoons.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:34 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (eGTCV)
I've seen tons, though 90% of them were roadkill.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (II3Gr)
You don't air out your house?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yeah, with MERV 13 filters.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 08:35 PM (/cyq8
My mom watched his show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (63Dwl)
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Here it's called 'stunt driving' -- anything over 120 kmh [or 140?]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM (UHVv4)
205 AlaBAMA, I love this time of year because the windows are open 24/7.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)
Same. My cats will never leave the porch to come back inside because it's so nice out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM (47w2Q)
Its like a cross between a possum and a horseshoe crab and a pig and a roly-poly bug.
Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (vrz2I)
She awakened me "Listen"!"
I could hear rustling in the underbrush. Closer, Closer. Sounded very big.
Grabbed the sturdy flashlight as a cudgel, and switched it on. A very large Armadillo and it's two beady eyes were looking back. The eyes reflected red in the light.
I got up to hit it, and it turned and ran away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
You and your long-distance dude in life-jackets, bathing suits and fishing poles would be the best thing you could send!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Zombie Marmaduke at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (pXkXl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Boy, your girlfriend must've really gotten spooked...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (II3Gr)
Unless they're wild hog piglets, who grow up to be ground-destroying, pig-making machines. Then piglets are bad. But can be good eating.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (J5XIK)
No stores in SE Houston have Canadian bacon, except occasionally one package of (terrible) turkey Canadian bacon.
Barkeeper's Friend power and soft-scrub liquid is near-impossible to find. I have no idea why this is.
Big HEB stores have kept the pandemic on-line shopping and pickup or delivery service - meaning aisles almost always have one or two huge 5' long by 5' tall by 2' wide cart used to hold items by the shopping-list pickers...making navigating through the store an even worse obstacle course than it used to be.
Whine- OFF
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:36 PM (J5XIK)
Same. My cats will never leave the porch to come back inside because it's so nice out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:37 PM
Same here. Our dogs are outside right now enjoying the cool 80ish degree weather. Next month it will be 90 degrees outside and the AC will be on and they will not want to be outside at all except for W.A.L.K.S.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:40 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Yes, quite. Alas, the "My protector" hug was missing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:30 PM (xJnfe)
When the opportunity presents itself...
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Of course. And I'll be bringing my meth-addicted pet alligator "Chopper."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (UHVv4)
Jim Fowler: "Aaiiiiiiaiiiiaiiii [CHOMP] . . ."
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (r4PDB)
I watched a documentary on them and their shells have more resiliency than prefamulated amulite.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2022 08:42 PM (Q+9xI)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM
I happened to notice one of the Central TX HEBs had a bunch of Barkeeper's Friend last week. Maybe they can do a store-to-store transfer for you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Did she make you look very natural?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym)
Its like a cross between a possum and a horseshoe crab and a pig and a roly-poly bug.
Posted by: fd
When God was creating the animals, and he only had enough parts left for two more, he put together the parts that sort of made sense together, and there was an armadillo.
The rest became a platypus.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Embrace our new make-do menu adventures!
Sometimes watching the left is like looking at a hysterically laughing teenager flipping you the bird as he's driving a truck full of your stuff off a cliff.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
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Not krokodil-addicted??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: clutch cargo
I just shot a coon Sunday night? Let the dog out. Coon was in a knocked over trash can. Came out like a rocket. Dog was on him. Grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and started shaking him. Max is part lab part heeler. 85 lbs. When he finally dropped him, the coon was laying there stunned and I was able to pop him.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (H4qIP)
The Chinese use them to make cheap encabulators. They hold up pretty well.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (njExo)
The rest became a platypus.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:44 PM (P1f+c)
And now you know...the rest of the story.
Posted by: Paul Harvey at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (II3Gr)
They sound like new badly made leather shoes that go "sqonk, sqonk,sqonk".....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (H4qIP)
Festung Salty is a deer bed and breakfast place. With the occasional wild turkey visitors.
And lately, the two amorous turkey vultures.
The deer are safe until Dillons no longer carries meat in styrofoam containers with cellophane wrapping.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
I have a six foot fence around the yard.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:46 PM (njExo)
How do they tell when parts fall off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Did she make you look very natural?
Posted by: Kindltot
If anyone ever asked my Dad about the deceased: "How did he/she look?", he always said the same thing:
"He looked dead!"
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM
I dated the daughter of a mortician for a while. She was the only person I've ever met who could tie a necktie from the front.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)
I have a six foot fence around the yard.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Deer 🦌 beans 🫘.
In-law's dog loves to eat them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
I snuck out into the garage, quickly donned my fencing top, glove and helmet, grabbed a tennis racket, and then dashed into the main room where everyone was cowering.
Everyone was howling with laughter when I came flying in to the point where they didn't notice the equally terrified bat sliding his way out the back door of the house.
I also once donned my fencing gear and climbed up on the roof to exterminate a wasp's nest, also with a tennis racket.
Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 08:13 PM (6CzZd)
I think if you want to learn about traps you want to go to 4Chan
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)
May you be blessed with the food and cleaning supplies you like in abundance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
Prefamulated amulite, eh? Eyes shift discretely toward dictionary on bookshelf, just out of reach.
Posted by: Paco at April 28, 2022 08:50 PM (njExo)
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Not krokodil-addicted??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 08:45 PM (UHVv4)
No. He detests both needles and cliches.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
I haven't seen any of them in my backyard.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)
Squirrel & Christmas Vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)
My mom watched his show.
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Oooh. We'll be right back!
Posted by: andycanuck
https://youtu.be/AeTHdkFNvpI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Paco
Also chimps and some other primates, and red squirrels. But those cases were studied in 2021 and 2014, so if you read about it before then.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Buttplug will no doubt fix this White Supremacist discrimination against armadillos by spending billions for special armadillo-friendly, two-armadillo-wide, bridges across the big river.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)
Then you aren't using the right bait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 07:59 PM
I dated the daughter of a mortician for a while. She was the only person I've ever met who could tie a necktie from the front.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 08:49 PM
When I made Chief in the Navy at GITMO a Navy Corpsman Mortician made Chief when I did. He told us stories about the bodies they pulled out of the minefields and the ocean of Cubans desperately trying to make it to the base and freedom. Think of a pork butt when it's done and pulling the bone out clean with no meat on it. Still gives me nightmares.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 08:54 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 08:54 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
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Get rid of the grubs in your yard, the armadillos will f- off.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2022 08:56 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Paco
Not the correct reference material. Try this:
https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 08:58 PM (9pZqD)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
And don't even bother asking those order pickers where to find something. Deer in the headlights. How do they pick orders all day and have no idea where to find something??
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 08:52 PM (OX9vb)
I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair. Also not fair is a new Home Depot app that gives a map to the location of an item you want. Damn, everyone needs to spend hours in their local hardware or big box store searching for and memorizing the location of obscure widgets! It's the American Suburban Way, dammit!
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: zombie Kmart at April 28, 2022 08:38 PM (vrz2I)
In Argentina Armadillos have a siren that goes "Tatu, tatu-tatu-tatu!"
THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE LOCAL NAME IN ARGENTINA FOR ARMADILLO IS "TATU"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2022 08:39 PM (J5XIK)
Wasn't there a Lone Star Beer ad series about the semi trailers full of beer being broken into by a giant Armadillo?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair.
Posted by: Gref
You can make impulse buys. No map for you!
They can't. And their efficiency is important. Until they're replaced with shopping robots.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Yeah!! Fist-bump!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:04 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:04 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
I had an avocado a week or so ago that was uneatable. The whole thing was hard as a rock even after a week. I could barely cut into it. So... I tossed in the back yard. Several days later, early in the morning I see a possum wandering round. He smells, or sees the avocado and goes for it. Only to spit the bites back out and leave it.
How on earth to you get an avocado that bad?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:01 PM
We have giant armadillos?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 09:07 PM (bVYXr)
Neighbors in the woods up in Newaygo started putting out bee hive boxes and raved about the honey.
A bear showed up.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2022 09:08 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
But he's still on the hook for child support, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:08 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (FhXTo)
Also, I know they are busy, so I only ask them if I can't find some other store employee. They usually don't know, either.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: The Giant Gila Monster at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
I bet they print-out a map showing the exact location for every item. No memory brain cells needed. Not.Fair.
Posted by: Gref
You can make impulse buys. No map for you!
They can't. And their efficiency is important. Until they're replaced with shopping robots.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:02 PM (P1f+c)
Yeah, those robots are already in final development and test, I'll bet. Programming those robots will be easy, though. By the time the robots are ready for prime time, due to Brandon's incompetence all stores will only have generic items as in Repo Man: Meat, Beer, Snack, Candy, Milk, Cereal, and so on.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8c863e
That area used to have such wonderful characters. All gone now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)
Y U no rite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
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"Now where's that Indian woman I'm supposed to kill?"
Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel
Today he said the economy was growing like crazy after the GDP reported negative growth.
The man is utterly void of firing synapses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
Was his name Fox Mulder?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (5HBd1)
Although I did watch the actual show after school as a child.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:13 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
Sasquatches, if they did exist, are surely now extinct. Feral hogs would have wiped them out at least 20 years ago.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)
Bartender says, Fuck Joe Biden!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (47w2Q)
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Kleptocracy is hard to say, J45!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (UHVv4)
How on earth to you get an avocado that bad?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)
I've read that humans and maybe one other animal are the only things that can eat avocados.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)
It would have a negative IQ.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:17 PM (AiZBA)
Oldest son just invited me to go to a Mariners game for Mother's Day. I love baseball games. We can have a couple hot dogs and beers and sit in the bleachers )hopefully it won't be too chilly) and watch the game together. I'm sad Marine won't be here, but he will get leave in June and come home for a few days.
Just today I was missing all the mundane evenings we spent together, doing homework, eating dinner, watchingThe Simpsons before bed.... nine years we spent in our little flat. I miss those days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Gref
Repo Man > Futurama
"Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!"
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)
Ah yes nurse, those days are gone like tears in the rain, BUT those memories are yours forever!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (UHVv4)
Especially when you have no idea what the word means. Briefing Joe must require the patience of Job. No, the patience of Jesus. And Jesus would come out of a briefing session with Joe cursing like a drunken sailor.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
*snort
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 09:20 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (AiZBA)
I think mastodons or giant sloths or some other megafauna ate avocados. I mean, think on it. How else did those giant pits get spread wide and far like wild apples before people?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (xhaym)
*
Growing like crazy = people returning to the exact same jobs they were working before the government forced their employers to lock the doors.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (rjyzh)
The third one's name might be Paolo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:22 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)
They're not out parading on the trails like pink-haired trannies on LGBTQ Pride Day. Ask Ben Had and Sponge how often they actually see the buggers!
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: fd
And if you fried it with some cheese and red sauce you could have parmadillo parmigiana.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 09:18 PM (U2p+3)
When we were poors we would take the boys out to the park, play catch with a football, watch softball games, catch inedible crawfish to study, hike, camp, sometimes rent movies back when they were a buck each. Me and the Missus were young, but we raised them up good. All in all, a pretty good life so far.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Ve at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq
Sounds perfect to me. Those are memories.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:24 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)
If you want to use just new world fauna, try crossing an armadillo with a peccary. It would be nothing Earth shattering though, just a peccadillo.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)
"K as in Khaddafi,
Q as in, um, Qaddafi"
Ya know, if your job requires you spelling something over the phone, do everybody a big favor and take ten damn minutes to learn the standard NATO phonetics. Drives me nuts talking to somebody going "B as in boy. D as in, um, David. Q as in quee.. uh, no, as in.. uh, queen. Yeah, queen."
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:25 PM (a4EWo)
Seriously.. that sealed it for me. I called my husband in to watch that clip and I said I swear to God I'd rather have Kamala la ding dong than this idiot. We are so thoroughly fucked. I have to wonder.. the puppetmasters think they will escape? lol.. no you'll get fried just like the rest of us. I mean.. what am I missing here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)
If you have a smart TV, you can put Disney+ on your homescreen, then give it a rating ("I hate it" and "Offensive content" are a couple of options on Roku).
You don't have to watch a minute, but I betcha there is data being sent regarding the uninstalls.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:26 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (47w2Q)
There is one called Llamageddon.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 09:16 PM (vrz2I)
If you want to use just new world fauna, try crossing an armadillo with a peccary. It would be nothing Earth shattering though, just a peccadillo.
Posted by: Kindltot
aybe that's all the panda dudes need? just some hard shelled strange poontang?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:28 PM (rjyzh)
Superhero by day, heartless banana boat overseer by night.
"Come Mr. Kaliman, tally me banana.... daylight come and me wanna go home...."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (bW8dp
Beatleguise!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:29 PM (47w2Q)
P as in pterodactyl
G as in Gneiss
K as in knife
X as in Xerxes
V as in Nuclear Wessels
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2022 09:23 PM (P1f+c)
Paging TonyPete
Parmadilllos...
Ghoulardi smoked those bad boys.
Posted by: zombie William Tecumseh Sherman at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)
My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?
*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: Marshall Dillo at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (dxC2o)
#beltedcow
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (BgMrQ)
G as in Gneiss
K as in knife
X as in Xerxes
V as in Nuclear Wessels
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)
You narrowly avoided a lawsuit there, I nearly choked I was laughing so hard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Well. We will finally get to the bottom of the Biden admin malfeasance!
In one 2020 email, former Trump scientific adviser Paul Alexander appeared to be celebrating getting the top line in one of its reports changed - writing "Small victory, but a victory nonetheless yippee!!!"
Oh. We are only concerned with one administration.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:34 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
not well nourished angry redneck Florida Woman?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:34 PM (UgAdJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (a4EWo)
Parmadilllos...
Ghoulardi smoked those bad boys.
Posted by: zombie William Tecumseh Sherman
You're right!! I had forgotten about them.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (nnLls)
Most excellent to hear. I am all right but in my small world Conor seems to have bounced back, so all is well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:36 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 09:21 PM (xhaym)
A gaped Pete Buttplug? He could pass a watermelon. Whole.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (vrz2I)
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I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)
Comrade Cat, if we felt you really needed the truth, we would have fed it to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)
The development comes after the company announced positive results in late March for a phase 2/3 study for children aged 6 months to under 6 years - which found that the vaccine had "lower efficacy" against the Omicron strain.
"Using the Phase 3 COVE study COVID-19 definition, vaccine efficacy in children 6 months to 2 years was 43.7% and vaccine efficacy was 37.5% in the 2 to under 6 years age group."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:37 PM (F0YaR)
Well, childbirth is hard on a guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (dxC2o)
https://tinyurl.com/56ujzrpt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:39 PM (YUtIv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nxdel)
**
The age group where there were what, fewer than 400 deaths nationwide over two years?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Most Transportation and Logistics MBAs couldn't, I'd bet.
Sad.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (GwxCX)
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Based on some Ohio drivers I've recently encountered, it should be an auto insurance company.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
I wonder what percentage of high school and college graduates and masters degree holders could tell you what that means.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
ha. was using that function on my scale last weekend to mix west systems 105 resin and 205 hardener.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (UgAdJ)
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh
I learned that in like 6th grade math.
It's the container weight so you don't get cheated at the jelly bean counter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:38 PM (rjyzh)
Well, Biblically, it means a weed. In commerce, it's the empty weight of a transport vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (GwxCX)
https://tinyurl.com/56ujzrpt
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I'm totally in favor of Musk accepting this order. Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV
Probably a dillo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: BifBewalsk
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I've got $1000 that says neither Joe or Karmella could tell you what it means.
(Hunter absolutely could)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bg3iC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV)
**
The age group where there were what, fewer than 400 deaths nationwide over two years?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukr
...and if granted, shields them from any lawsuits FOREVER!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
2 Kings Chapter 2
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV
Mmm, well cooked leprosy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:44 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*
It would be interesting to know the history of why it was chosen. I would assume it was because everyone had at least some experience with scales and commerce back then.
IIRC the word means "something unwanted" or similar, which makes sense regarding measurements. It's interesting to consider how that ties in with a weed, too, and the relationship between it all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm trying to figure out how the shoehorn this non vaccine, under the laws to protect vaccine makers.
Saying a Duck is a swan, does not change the fact its a Duck.
This is NOT a vaccine as the legislators defined vaccines, when they passed that law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:43 PM (eGTCV
Mmm, well cooked leprosy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:44 PM (47w2Q)
It's not like the meat isn't already falling off the bone...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Eh.... pigs carry all kinds of disease, but I'm not giving up my bacon, ham, and chops.
I'd be willing to try armadillo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bW8dp)
I need to get a DVD of the first two or three seasons of The Beverly Hillbillies. Couple of years ago a cable channel briefly ran the first season, up episode 6 or 7. Stomp-down hilarious stuff. I was too young to remember the initial seasons in first-run on CBS, and I somehow missed the earliest stuff in re-runs.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AMIL/)
@ridgesnana
All of the Libs who own a Tesla are suddenly realizing they helped Elon buy Twitter.
https://tinyurl.com/2p88eut3
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (FMQfH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (bW8dp
I'm sure there are some free ones out there on the road as we type
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 09:41 PM (eGTCV
Probably a dillo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM
I misread that as dildo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (GwxCX)
*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)
KONGOS - "Come With Me Now"?
https://tinyurl.com/hjcnb8h2
Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2022 09:45 PM (oHd/0)
Definitions be flexible where graft is involved, more like suggestions IYKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
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Friend, they outright stole an election against the most popular, most effective Republican president in modern history and the Republicans gave medals to the people who beat the sh*t out of Republican voter-protestors, shut down elementary schools for months because 80 year olds were afraid of catching a cold, and they're creating a Ministry of Truth to subvert the 1st Amendment.
That's not going to be a problem at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:12 PM (XG2Fi)
My defense of the armadillo weakens. But to be fair, is there a great rock song that uses the accordion?
*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*
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Right here, my man!
https://tinyurl.com/3wjyb4n7
Posted by: exdem13 at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (W+kMI)
It is a fantastic place to watch a game, and those garlic fries? Divine.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (r4PDB)
The same-sex kiss first made headlines last month, when Pixar animators spoke out against Disney in an open letter obtained by Variety, saying that corporate executives had demanded cuts "from nearly every moment of overtly gay affection."
According to SlashFilm, "Lightyear" producer Galyn Susman confirmed that Alisha's kiss was initially cut from the movie. But it was later restored in light of Disney's "Don't Say Gay" controversy, when it was revealed the company had donated roughly $200,000 to Republican politicians who supported the bill, which forbids discussions of sexual orient in elementary school classrooms.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (bg3iC)
@ridgesnana
All of the Libs who own a Tesla are suddenly realizing they helped Elon buy Twitter.
https://tinyurl.com/2p88eut3
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (FMQfH
Ha! I hope they all trade their cars in at a loss.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM
I misread that as dildo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (GwxCX)
A common side effect of the Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:50 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Bubba's Buds at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (vrz2I)
We were able to keep him shielded and safe.
We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bg3iC)
-------
Isn't it time we mandated the jab for any fetus that isn't aborted?
If it saves just one child ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (FMQfH)
We were able to keep him shielded and safe.
We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel
*
Even better?
It's on purpose. He was picked to replace Trump in part specifically because of that dementia quality.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM (rjyzh)
"Screaming hairy armadillo" is the one with the coolest name, IMO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (bW8dp)
If it saves just one child ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 09:52 PM
My body my,,,,uuuhh wait, well that's different! Lib logic.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (GwxCX)
We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)
He damn near started a war with Russia while in Europe. If our government wasn't so corrupt he'd have been 25th ages ago.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:53 PM (47w2Q)
And that's that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (AhBAQ)
---------
The Velocodillo was the holy terror of the Late Cretaceous.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 09:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 09:49 PM (bg3iC)
How do they "start a family" without a sperm donor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (dxC2o)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:42 PM (GwxCX)
That's kind of you to ask. It was a three hour appt which i went to by myself today mostly filing out paperwork and waiting. Very nice young woman doctor, You feel old when the medical people could be the age of your kids.
. She wanted me to have surgery to have a complete hysterectomy and ovaries removed. Then they check the lymph nodes to see if cancer has spread. She wanted me to have it on the day or our church rummage sale, but I said I need to have it later next month. I was so tired afterwards and rather bummed, so I went to the gift shop and to cheer myself bought myself a book of devotions, earrings and a psalm word search . There was a lady in there very upset about her sick Dad in the ICU. I told her I would pray for him-Jim- and we all chatted with the very nice check out woman who said some people would think we were different because of our skin color, but we were all sisters in Christ. The two other women were black. I told her I was a pastor and she took my number in case she wanted to talk. So I guess you could say I did some ministry is always a good thing.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:55 PM
Or a CNN anchor.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (GwxCX)
*
Yeah, sorry. I guess I won't mention the part where VP Karmella couldn't even manage 4th place in her own state during the presidential primaries, and that was on purpose, too.
They want you to know they did it, that they can do it, and that they control so much of what you used to think was something sacred of yours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (rjyzh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (47w2Q)
We were able to keep him shielded and safe.
We are fubar.
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 09:51 PM (AhBAQ)
Joe has been living the lie since forever that his ideas, if they could be implemented, would make America a paradise. After 40 or so years his ideas are finally being implemented, and they suck swamp-water. Now comes into play Joe's life-long stubbornness and belief he is a genius, combined with typical old-age stubbornness. He is NOT, repeat NOT, going to change path on anything while he is in office. We are truly fubar.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 09:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac
Kinky is my governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 08:47 PM (H4qIP)
I got to meet him once, during that 2006 campaign for Governor. His deal was to announce the time he would be at a popular bar in the city (this was the Flying Saucer in Ft Worth) and anybody who wanted could come and have a beer with him, while he held court and just talked about whatever he wanted to talk about. He was hilarious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 09:58 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks for the update, Fen. I've been wondering how you're doing. You are a good egg, and we're all praying for you.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 09:47 PM (GwxCX
No. Please No. No more crazy Californians ruining the best state in the country...no, in the world.
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 09:56 PM (fF2aM)
Best wishes for a successful outcome with your surgery, Fen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (dxC2o)
You're in my thoughts and prayer Fen...
God grant you strength!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2022 09:59 PM (FJ81s)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel)
although I felt lame, Hroth's not to blame.
He mourned my pain and now I'm on flame,
I'm runnin' and jumpin' and acting insane.
Yayyyyyy, Conor!
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Billions for Ukraine's war, not a penny for peace talks at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (rjyzh)
451 Fenelon you are in my prayers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 10:00 PM (nxdel
+1
God give the doctors Your Hand.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:01 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 28, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1)
I thought I knew the name of all the towns in Washington, but that's a new one.
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 10:02 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:02 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 10:04 PM (vrz2I)
*Momma's Got A Squeezebox does not count*
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 09:32 PM (F0YaR)
KONGOS - "Come With Me Now"?
https://tinyurl.com/hjcnb8h2
Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)
That will do. And so will that large breasted model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (F0YaR)
Pierced Morgan's show has seen a 70% drop in view ship since he deceptively edited the Trump interview. Fox is in discussion about what to do.
Lololol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 08:16 PM (47w2Q)
What will it take for these people to believe in the Trump curse??
Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (5y7pR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - not disinformation at all at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (sYSvZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:05 PM (47w2Q)
Yes; I have cancer. They just don't know whether it's spread or not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (AhBAQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2022 10:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (BplZV)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Beautiful. Read it three times in prayer myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:08 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: Eromero
Well prayed, Eromero. God bless you and yours, as well.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2022 10:08 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (FJ81s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (47w2Q)
https://tinyurl.com/2t64p5uc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 08:58 PM (9pZqD)
Awww! What a sweet idea.
In our younger days, Mr. barking worked on an uber-low budget movie shot near here. The DP claimed to have hollowed out a dead armadillo and mounted its shell on a radio-controlled car chassis.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at April 28, 2022 10:09 PM (0udfB)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
A righteous prayer my brother E.
Amen amen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Hittin' F5 like a crack addicted monkey
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at April 28, 2022 10:11 PM (0udfB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 28, 2022 10:12 PM (AwYPR)
Russian state TV presenters considered the likelihood of nuclear war on air Tuesday, and Margarita Simonyan, journalist and head of state network RT, told the audience not to worry because “we’re all going to die some day.”
If this were the bad old days, this is Russian media "prepping the population."
But these are modern times....Right?
Fucking Dems.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 10:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 28, 2022 10:13 PM (47w2Q)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (V13WU)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398902
Posted by: mindful webworker - gradually, then suddenly at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (sYSvZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 28, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
And now I'm going to bed. Thanks for having a listening ear. Sorry if I shared too much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:15 PM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 10:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2022 10:17 PM (fF2aM)
Prayers to you, it's a testament to you and your faith that you were still able to witness. Prayers Fen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 10:26 PM (GwxCX)
They will ruin your yard, that much I do know.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2022 08:17 PM (vuisn)
I've seen them (dead) on I-49 in recent years, maybe a hundred miles south of Kansas City.
Probably moving north because of climate change.
Posted by: a.moron at April 28, 2022 11:10 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 28, 2022 11:51 PM (LBiyC)
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