Kamala Harris Has Covid

Nah brah. Covid has Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Who hasn't?

Her spokeswoman issued a statement: "Kamala Harris' vaccines and boosters failed to position her immune system for success."

Supposedly she does not have any symptoms, "except for all the chronic chlamydia."

MJ Lee
@mj_lee
Breaking: Vice President Kamala Harris has tested positive for Covid, White House says.
She is not considered a close contact of President Biden.

No kidding she's not a "close contact" of the Fake President. Jill Biden -- I'm sorry, I mean, "Doctor Jill" -- reportedly has a low Kamala Tolerance Level.

First Lady Jill Biden was against choosing Kamala Harris as her husband Joe Biden's running mate after she attacked him during a primary debate, according to an upcoming new book.
The first lady's vexations were revealed in a bombshell new book by New York Times reporters Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns titled "This Will Not Pass: Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America's Future," due to be released in May.
"There are millions of people in the United States. Why do we have to choose the one who attacked Joe," Jill Biden said in a conversation after learning that Harris was the leading candidate for the job, according to an excerpt of the book provided to Fox News.

Ron Klain thought she gave Joe Biden the best chance to win so you know he's a natural winner with the pungent stink of genius all over him.

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham and Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer are noted in the book as other potential running makes his campaign considered, as well as other lawmakers and activists, such as Stacey Abrams.
Abrams, the book says, "did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election. Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official.
Harris was believed to be Biden's safest best for winning the White House, despite her attacks on Biden.
"You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said in the book. "None of it was safe. It was a risky thing to do. But it was the safest of choices that we had."

A close advisor says that all whites are "incredibly racist"? My my. What a shock. I am suprise.

Reminder: Some people are allowed to doubt the government, and the government is allowed to be questioned, depending on who's in charge of it.

Harris -- who said during the 2020 campaign that "If Donald Trump tells us to take [a COVID vaccine], I’m not taking it" -- is fully vaccinated and had been boosted twice before her diagnosis.

Below: the chlamydia has infected her brain which was already pretty stupid.

Kamala Harris is completely unburdened by job expectations (and apparently speech writers). pic.twitter.com/AZHvhKtOrY
— Maze (@mazemoore) April 21, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM

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1 Die bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2022 03:28 PM (/FR9s)

2 Nah brah. Covid has Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

3 Well. That wasn't nice.

But Jeepers, their side wished PDT dead. And they cheered when Rush died.

So. Fuck em

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2022 03:29 PM (/FR9s)

4 Well, she has a positive COVID test. Whether she has COVID is very much an open question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

5 Fake news. There are some places even bat viruses won't go.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

6 Supposedly she does not have any symptoms, "except for all the chronic chlamydia."

Heh. That's some world class snark there ace. I double dog dare you to poast that in the twatters

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2022 03:31 PM (/FR9s)

7 "You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said in the book. "None of it was safe. It was a risky thing to do. But it was the safest of choices that we had."
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#woke #politics #currentyear #fml

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

8 Nah brah. Covid has Kamala Harris.

*runs out of SATs in tears*

Posted by: Covid at April 26, 2022 03:31 PM (ZsR3z)

9 The fuck did I do to deserve this?

Posted by: Covid at April 26, 2022 03:31 PM (F9322)

10 Yeah those vaxes boosters and masks really work

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2022 03:31 PM (dvgPQ)

11 My Covid symptoms are unusual as they also correlate to syphilis and gonorrhea.

Posted by: Cameltoe Harris at April 26, 2022 03:32 PM (8EjYL)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

13 11 My Covid symptoms are unusual as they also correlate to syphilis and gonorrhea.
Posted by: Cameltoe Harris at April 26, 2022 03:32 PM (8EjYL)

Not to mention absolute retardation

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (dvgPQ)

14

"Die" is a German word.

It means "the," I think. Or, "of the."

Or it means veenershnitzels. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (do2wA)

15 Abrams, the book says, "did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election.

The campaign was already vetting VPs before the 2018 election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (bg3iC)

16 She sucked covid off, forgot who he was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

17 "Below: the chlamydia has infected her brain which was already pretty stupid."

Afraid the brain rot is more commonly associated with syphilis, not chlamydia.

Posted by: Medical Moron at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

18 Willy Brown would still fuck her

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

19 why is this news? half the country would test positive if everyone were tested. Oh, yeah, need to keep the panic going.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (Ynyl9)

20 18 Willy Brown would still fuck her
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

I doubt even he is that desperate

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (dvgPQ)

21 I thought all the big name dems got the coof weeks ago, when it was fashionable.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (bg3iC)

22 Pureblood here. Still haven't had Covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (co19B)

23 Let's Go COVID!

Clap Clap Clapclapclap

Posted by: unknown at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (wKi1F)

24 did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election. Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official.

what total and absolute B.S.

Bidet knew his "election" was a lock, he even crowed to the world about the extensive cheating program the demorats had deployed.

The reason they didn't choose Abrams was the Bidet's inherent, irretrievable and unrepentant racism.

Period.

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

25 Look! Kamala! I NEED you to get tested for HIV! I can't tell you why. *wink wink*

But I NEED you to get tested!

....tell my Pop he needs to get tested too.

......he knows why.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (8EjYL)

26 I want one of these pricks to tap out with blood clots...

Was that mean...too soon???

#fuckem

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (BgMrQ)

27 All these elites getting the Wuhan Flu lately. Its... almost as if those boosters and such weakened their immune system and they're susceptible to the version they weren't given a shot for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

28 Sure, you got her Covid, but believe me, she's tough to kill.

Posted by: Hep C at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (UEzis)

29 Ed Markey has coined another doozy.
'algorithmic justice'
re: Musk and those awful billionaires

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (3byMq)

30 "There are millions of people in the United States. Why do we have to choose the one who attacked Joe," Jill Biden said in a conversation after learning that Harris was the leading candidate for the job, according to an excerpt of the book provided to Fox News.
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Well, Jill, let's take a stroll down memory lane. Your idiot husband, as directed by some other idiot, asserted on national television that if nominated, his running mate would be a "woman of color."

Prominent, experienced Democrat politicians with national name recognition who are *also* "women of color" limited the options dramatically. In essence, there were only three choices: Kamala, Stacy Abrams or some congressional Democrat that nobody has heard of or likes. In essence, this was a two-horse face. Your faction run out of Kalorama loves them some Kamala Harris and even they acknowledge that Abrams is a bitchy, whining, do-nothing, inexperienced failure.

Your crew got Kamala by default because your stupid husband opened his dumb trap and babbled out the idiotic positions established by his incompetent campaign strategists, and in so doing he limited his options. That's why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (DU+/6)

31 All whiteys are horribly raaaaaacist!

That's how Barack Obama got elected!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (k4dH2)

32
Every time Fake News tells me a Democrat has the china virus, I think two things:

1. It's a Lie and it's being as excuse to get out of some event/meeting.

2. Deep State wants get them out of the way for a few days, so they arrange a "positive" test result.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (do2wA)

33 Kamala sounds like the average middle manager.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (II3Gr)

34 Copied for the lulz:

Kamala Harris has tested positive for COVID, and 6 kinds of VD.
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 26, 2022 12:38 PM (onHuH)

==========

One of which is only found in sharks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

35 Pureblood here. Still haven't had Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (co19B)

*fistbump*

NonGMO FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

36 "You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said in the book.

Except for Dr Jill and the meatpuppet and Psaki of course. They are all as pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

37 Pureblood here. Still haven't had Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (co19B)

Same.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

38 Abrams was too big.... of a personality. She would be demanding openly that FJB resign at this point.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (bg3iC)

39 did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election. Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official.

what total and absolute B.S.

Bidet knew his "election" was a lock, he even crowed to the world about the extensive cheating program the demorats had deployed.

The reason they didn't choose Abrams was the Bidet's inherent, irretrievable and unrepentant racism.

Period.
Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:35 PM (DJFLF)

Abrams would not allow herself to be marginalized and might look competent in spurts. Not a good look next to Old Joe.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

40 So COVID, at least, is not racist or misogynistic.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (g1/IZ)

41
3. Fake News and the Regime needs some fake news for "filler" as they create the next Distraction/Current Thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (do2wA)

42 This won't affect her at all.

.....trust me, I know.

Posted by: Chlamydia at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (8EjYL)

43 The campaign was already vetting VPs before the 2018 election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:33 PM (bg3iC)

Why not? Trump got impeached for trying to influence the election in July of 2019 by talking about Biden. Seems maybe some people weren't very surprised Biden "won" the candidacy.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (v8qQM)

44 37 Pureblood here. Still haven't had Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:34 PM (co19B)

Same.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

Likewise. Though tbh, we wouldn't necessarily know if we had Covid.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (b2nrj)

45 She smart. just ask her. She tell you "I be smart."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (iDcra)

46 Every time Fake News tells me a Democrat has the china virus, I think two things:

1. It's a Lie and it's being as excuse to get out of some event/meeting.

2. Deep State wants get them out of the way for a few days, so they arrange a "positive" test result.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (do2wA)

Or Kamala herself doesn't want a new trip to embarrass herself on.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

47 Venereal warts ate my Covid.

Posted by: Kamalama at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

48 All whiteys are horribly raaaaaacist!

-
Take Joe for example. Please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)

49 Anybody else notice that when she mentions the glorious "what can be" in the future, she points to the right? And when mentioning the failures of "what has been" in the past, she gestures left?

Posted by: harbqll at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (A0y1a)

50 She's unburdened by intellect, responsibility, self-awareness, and competence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

51 Likewise. Though tbh, we wouldn't necessarily know if we had Covid.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 03:37 PM (b2nrj)

Well, I got tested for antibodies right around Christmas and it was negative.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

52 I thought all the big name dems got the coof weeks ago, when it was fashionable.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

All the 'big name dems' did...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (/16tK)

53 Kamala Harris has tested positive for COVID, and 6 kinds of VD.
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 26, 2022 12:38 PM (onHuH)

==========

One of which is only found in sharks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
______________________________

FAKE NEWS. No shark would fuck Kamala. Even if it wasn't their week.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

54 Abrams would not allow herself to be marginalized and might look competent in spurts. Not a good look next to Old Joe.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

I don't like Abrams and spurts in the same post. I dunno. I'm having a moment.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (v8qQM)

55 First Lady Jill Biden was against choosing Kamala Harris as her husband Joe Biden's running mate after she ~~attacked~~ offered to blow him during a primary debate, according to an upcoming new book.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (Yr4Df)

56 19 why is this news? half the country would test positive if everyone were tested. Oh, yeah, need to keep the panic going.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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THIS x 1000!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (R5563)

57 Get her on a respirator quick

Posted by: Skip's phone at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (2JoB8)

58
Or Kamala herself doesn't want a new trip to embarrass herself on.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yes, just like how pelosi LIED about having the china virus a few weeks ago because Xi Ping Pong told she had better cancel her trip to Taiwan.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (do2wA)

59 Senator Biden worked to end court-ordered busing of school children.

Plus, he abused Corn Pop and called the neighborhood children cockroaches because they felt the silky blond hair on his laigs.

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (DJFLF)

60 Kamalabot 2022!

Even her programming is embarrassing.

Learn to freakin' code already.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (aXxgO)

61 @46 or, it is just keeping the topic warm in the background of the news cycle so it can be called back at a moment's notice. If not for this ridiculous headline, it wouldn't get any mention at all.

Posted by: unknown at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (wKi1F)

62 Save us, Covid 19, you're our only hope! - VP executive staff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (ZGL/f)

63 That means another election with mail in ballots!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (jTmQV)

64 Anybody else notice that when she mentions the glorious "what can be" in the future, she points to the right? And when mentioning the failures of "what has been" in the past, she gestures left?
Posted by: harbqll at April 26, 2022 03:38 PM (A0y1a)

Our left or her left?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (yQpMk)

65 Look, I can still f*ck her, though, right?

Posted by: Sexually frustrated Willie Brown at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (8EjYL)

66 Only?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (YcI7I)

67 Let's strip away the bullshit. Biden chose Harris because he promised to choose a "black" woman to get Clyburn's support in SC, the state that revived his campaign, which was on death watch before that.

So it was Harris, or Abrams. Remember the virtual interview on MSNBC (IIRC) where Biden was to make an announcement, and Abrams - who was on the same interview - was convinced he was choosing her as running mate? And then her face fell when she realized he wasn't? I think Biden intended to choose her, and then changed his mind, or had it changed for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

68 Abrams would not allow herself to be marginalized and might look competent in spurts. Not a good look next to Old Joe.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

I don't like Abrams and spurts in the same post. I dunno. I'm having a moment.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (v8qQM)

ok, but changing it to "for short periods" only makes it worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

69 Her mouth has Restless Anus Syndrome

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (M3Eqk)

70 Supposedly she does not have any symptoms, "except for all the chronic chlamydia."

Oh, that is good.

,La has the Khina Klap.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (9I3i5)

71 Look, I can still f*ck her, though, right?
Posted by: Sexually frustrated Willie Brown at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (8EjYL)
++++
I'm sure you're well enough connected to get a younger, prettier, smarter and wildly less shrill whore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (DU+/6)

72 Covid is only a heartbeat away from being president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (bg3iC)

73 Get her on a respirator quick
Posted by: Skip's phone at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (2JoB

I'll intubate her, IYKWIM

Posted by: Willy Brown at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

74 why is this news? half the country would test positive if everyone were tested. Oh, yeah, need to keep the panic going.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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THIS x 1000!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (R5563)

Are there actually people who are still panicking?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

75 >>ok, but changing it to "for short periods" only makes it worse.

Please. No mention of her Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (M3Eqk)

76 69 that's hilarious Garrett.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (R5563)

77 "There are millions of people in the United States. Why do we have to choose the one who attacked Joe,"

Because all the smart/sane ones want nothing to do with your husband so you are mostly left with unstable woke white leftist and the affirmative action hires, like Kamala.

Posted by: Ripley at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (MxEKc)

78 Not clicking on the link. I've made it this far without hearing that wretched hag's voice, and I see no reason to change that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (xPJvm)

79 Yay! A Nephilim thread!
I think Kamala has been on the Mother Ship.

Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (tgEY/)

80 Abrams would not allow herself to be marginalized and might look competent in spurts. Not a good look next to Old Joe.
Posted by: Oldcat

At least Abrams is African American and wouldn't take kindly to Bia Den's racism.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (co19B)

81 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

Just as performance art when people are looking. Not in real life.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (eoQWY)

82 Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

Actual LOL

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (Ao62D)

83 Brown, Willie

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (bg3iC)

84 Let's talk of pleasent things. Like schnitzel or kittens or Hitler.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (g/54t)

85 Look, I can still f*ck her, though, right?
Posted by: Sexually frustrated Willie Brown at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (8EjYL)

Wear a mask. And a rubber.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (DRSnL)

86 In fairness, they say that of everyone "around" Biden that tests positive for Covid. Psaki has tested positive a couple of times and they swear she's nowhere near him. Pelosi was on video one day prior hugging him and they denied she'd been near him.

They lie.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (AD3JT)

87 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)
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I dunno. I live in real America, thankfully, and here it's long since been yesterday's news. They don't cover it on the local news. Nobody cares. The last time anyone cared was in late January when Omicron was ripping through and people were annoyed that everyone was out sick and so things like appliance repair were all backed up for a couple of weeks. They weren't even panicked then, they were just irritated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (DU+/6)

88 SPACE!!!....the final frontier. It's amazing right. It touches us all....with Covid....and discharges from our vagina.

....and you can SEE it all!

*cackles maniacally*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (8EjYL)

89 Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 03:42 PM (tgEY/)

At this point all that Nephilim and Book of Enoch chatter seems more rational and plausible than the shitstorm of absurdity that is our current timeline.

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

90 Kamala is what happens when you grow up and play in a total One Party State such a California.
You may be strong in your One Party world but you are weak as hell when thrown into that messy two party thingy.

Kamala has nothing. Kamala is nothing.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (FCPbW)

91
I was looking over old notes of the Madness Of Crowds course I took 15 years ago.

Professor Dr. William Henry Anderson explained how the mechanics and patterns of "epidemics" applies to the "spread of ideas" as well as the spread of disease.

That's why Twitter is so very important to the Alt-Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (do2wA)

92 I saw Restless Anus Syndrome open for the Butthole Surfers in 98.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (bg3iC)

93 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
----------------------
I saw a guy wearing his mask while driving alone in his car. Asians are like Mask Robots.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (g/54t)

94 Soothsayer: "1. It's a Lie and it's being as excuse to get out of some event/meeting.

2. Deep State wants get them out of the way for a few days, so they arrange a 'positive' test result."

Technically, that's the same because the actors being hidden are Deep State.

So both are simultaneously true and correct.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (aXxgO)

95 Funny thought?

Musk is more African American than Kamala.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (co19B)

96 Look, I can still f*ck her, though, right?
Posted by: Sexually frustrated Willie Brown at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (8EjYL)
++++
Just remember the wise and eternal advice Dr. Dre: pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

97
Kristin Simmina says she uses the power of her bewbs to get politics done in a UK Daily Mail article

So just like every other woman using her assets
I like it

Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (dWj9N)

98 Now that Musk has Twitter, I have a suggestion for his next acquisition. If he were to follow my suggestion, there would likely be a literal bloodbath. Hear me out.

Dominion.
Voting.
Systems.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (eyxn4)

99 Kamala Harris is completely unburdened by job expectations (and apparently speech writers).

PAPRIKA!!!!!

"It's my catch phrase."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

Judging from the face diaper people I see around my town, yes. But the good thing is it's voluntary now, so all the employees in stores and restaurants are free.

Alas, the doctor's offices are still full-on diaper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (xPJvm)

101 Please. No mention of her Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (M3Eqk)

That's no knoll, that's a hinterland

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (fita1)

102 71 Look, I can still f*ck her, though, right?
Posted by: Sexually frustrated Willie Brown at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (8EjYL)
++++
I'm sure you're well enough connected to get a younger, prettier, smarter and wildly less shrill whore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:40 PM (DU+/6)
______________________________

Plus, you can get generic Viagra now

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

103 She didn't even gag, guys.

Posted by: Long Covid at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (M3Eqk)

104 Get her on a respirator quick
Posted by: Skip's phone at April 26, 2022 03:39 PM (2JoB

........

and a space suit.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

105 Damn, I can't find the Biden/Abrams video clip where he starts off as though he's about to announce her as his choice of running mate, and then segues away, while her face falls.

Did YouTube 86 that clip, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

106
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (eeRB6)

107 "There are millions of people in the United States. Why do we have to choose the one who attacked Joe,"

She means the one that told the truth about Joe...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (/16tK)

108

lol @ "The Verge" fake news twats

https://youtu.be/4teKqxfwutA?t=4

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (do2wA)

109 Truly a dick in that mouth would be an improvement.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (RpmhQ)

110 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
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I saw a guy wearing his mask while driving alone in his car. Asians are like Mask Robots.
Posted by: Puddinghead

I give Asians a pass because they have to chew their atmosphere in their home countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (co19B)

111 Damn, I can't find the Biden/Abrams video clip where he starts off as though he's about to announce her as his choice of running mate, and then segues away, while her face falls.

Did YouTube 86 that clip, perchance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

Wasn't that where some media fuck was trying to goad Biden into picking her by putting him on the spot and he didn't fall for it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Covid / Chlamydia 2024! Vote blue!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (3WWC/)

113 SPACE!!!....the final frontier. It's amazing right. It touches us all....with Covid....and discharges from our vagina.

....and you can SEE it all!

*cackles maniacally*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (8EjYL)

Finally someone beats Tim Curry in Command and Conquer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (44ww/)

114 >Well, she has a positive COVID test. Whether she has COVID is very much an open question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

Right. She probably has fragments of all kinds of DNA on her face. A PCR test could find just about anything. It's a virtual DNA Library of Alexandria.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (6a+kq)

115 Damn, I can't find the Biden/Abrams video clip where he starts off as though he's about to announce her as his choice of running mate, and then segues away, while her face falls.

Yeah I remember that one, she really thought it was going to be her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

116 "You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said in the book. "None of it was safe. It was a risky thing to do. But it was the safest of choices that we had."

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You could LEGITIMATELY elect 10 black presidents in a row, and this will still be the only play in their playbook.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (rtMFQ)

117 100 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)
_______________________

Hell no, they won't go! In Manhattan at least 30% of people walking OUTSIDE, often alone, are still wearing masks. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

118 116 You could LEGITIMATELY elect 10 black presidents in a row, and this will still be the only play in their playbook.
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (rtMFQ)

=======

I voted for Tim Scott.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

119 My late Valentine to Taylor Lorenz . . .

Cry more, bitch!

https://bit.ly/3EWSTl1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (FVME7)

120 Kamala has nothing. Kamala is nothing.
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Everything within Kamala. Nothing outside of Kamala. Nothing against Kamala. Kamala needs a hat with a tassle.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (g/54t)

121 The double vaccinated and boosted Kamala eluded me.

....until I hitched a ride on a herpes simplex virus.

Posted by: Covid 19 virus at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (8EjYL)

122 GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, KAMALA, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (Vxu+H)

123 Wonder what their explanation will be why her 3 Covid shots didn't do squat.
Oh yeah, I know, she is living because of those not the 10s of thousands governors killed off in nursing homes

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (2JoB8)

124 I understand that Durham has named Schiff as a co-conspirator in the Pee Pee hoax case.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe is not my president at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (ZEHVO)

125 You could LEGITIMATELY elect 10 black presidents in a row, and this will still be the only play in their playbook.
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (rtMFQ)

=======

I voted for Tim Scott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

I'm a Kodos man, myself

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (eeRB6)

126 >>> 3 Well. That wasn't nice.

But Jeepers, their side wished PDT dead. And they cheered when Rush died.

So. Fuck em
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2022 03:29 PM (/FR9s)

But it was funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (llON8)

127
I wonder if Elon will allow all the fake "Elon" parody accounts to remain. (Such as the one in the funny vid above.)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (do2wA)

128 It probably was going to be Tank...but he got confused thinking about the BJ's of yore and said Ho instead.

Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (Y274z)

129 125 I voted for Tim Scott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

I'm a Kodos man, myself
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (eeRB6)

========

I was promised miniature American flags for all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

130 110 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
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I saw a guy wearing his mask while driving alone in his car. Asians are like Mask Robots.
Posted by: Puddinghead

I give Asians a pass because they have to chew their atmosphere in their home countries.
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I'm talking about the ones here.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (g/54t)

131 Kamala has nothing. Kamala is nothing.
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Everything within Kamala. Nothing outside of Kamala. Nothing against Kamala. Kamala needs a hat with a tassle.
Posted by: Puddinghead

She'd be lucky to get one with a propeller.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (co19B)

132 Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (eyxn4)

Great suggestion. Find some way to send it to him. Maybe Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (fF2aM)

133 The video - it's almost like she is trying to make a point, unburdened by a functioning brain.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (0IeYL)

134 22 GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, KAMALA, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2022 03:48 PM (Vxu+H)

Point of order, her light will be flame colored.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (7jGI+)

135 105 Damn, I can't find the Biden/Abrams video clip where he starts off as though he's about to announce her as his choice of running mate, and then segues away, while her face falls.

Did YouTube 86 that clip, perchance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

TaDa!

https://youtu.be/9_R8C3Oxz-M?t=55

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (9I3i5)

136 In Manhattan at least 30% of people walking OUTSIDE, often alone, are still wearing masks. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

I was in central Philly for a few hours today and there were plenty of people wearing masks.

It's no longer an abundance of caution...it's just weird and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (XIJ/X)

137 Wasn't that where some media fuck was trying to goad Biden into picking her by putting him on the spot and he didn't fall for it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
____________

IIRC, it was Biden who requested the time to make an announcement, and also requested Abrams's presence, which is why she (and everybody else) thought he was going to choose her. Watching her triumphant face in the beginning, when Biden make it sound like he was giving the preamble to announcing her being his choice, and then her face fall as he veered away, was totally priceless. I wish I could find the clip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

138 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdpWMQls1zk

Stacy's disappointment.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (AhBAQ)

139 Harris was believed to be Biden's safest best for winning the White House, despite her attacks on Biden.

*

The lady who was such a sh*tty, unlikable, unserious candidate that she came in 4th place during her own state's presidential primary.

But she was the best chance.

In reality it was on purpose, just like the crooked, child molesting, dementia patient to show the nation who was in charge and what they were capable of. They can put these two in office with essentially zero campaign efforts or appearances against the most popular, most effective modern conservative president in our lifetime who got record turnout.

They wanted people to see that. They wanted people to understand that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (xqTh7)

140 >>> 98 Now that Musk has Twitter, I have a suggestion for his next acquisition. If he were to follow my suggestion, there would likely be a literal bloodbath. Hear me out.

Dominion.
Voting.
Systems.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (eyxn4)

Are they publically traded?

Can he acquire them anyway?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (llON8)

141 139 The lady who was such a sh*tty, unlikable, unserious candidate that she came in 4th place during her own state's presidential primary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (xqTh7)

======

Quibble.

She was running 4th in polls in CA. She dropped out before Iowa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

142 Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

Agreed. When so many people vehemently argue that up is down and anything else is misinformation, I have to at least look for an explanation. Powers and Principalities it is.

Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (tgEY/)

143 Run a blacklight over her in the dark and you'll see more than covid.

Posted by: dartist at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (+ya+t)

144 it's almost like she is trying to make a point, unburdened by a functioning brain.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (0IeYL)

With the lovely bonus of an irritating, lilting voice and delivery.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2022 03:52 PM (XIJ/X)

145 TaDa!

https://youtu.be/9_R8C3Oxz-M?t=55
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (9I3i5)
____________

Beautiful. Thanks so much!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

146 Oh my God, my throat is closed up, how can I do my job?

#Concerned

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 03:52 PM (XkuN6)

147 >>Stacy's disappointment.

Someone already mentioned Golden Corral shutting down.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (M3Eqk)

148 With the lovely bonus of an irritating, lilting voice and delivery.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2022 03:52 PM (XIJ/X)
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Yes. Like human itching powder.

Posted by: Weasel at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (0IeYL)

149
IIRC, it was Biden who requested the time to make an announcement, and also requested Abrams's presence, which is why she (and everybody else) thought he was going to choose her. Watching her triumphant face in the beginning, when Biden make it sound like he was giving the preamble to announcing her being his choice, and then her face fall as he veered away, was totally priceless. I wish I could find the clip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

Comment 135. I was part right.

MSNBC douche had them both on, Abrams by Biden's request, but O'Donnell set it up in a way that Biden was breaking news selecting his running mate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

150 She was running 4th in polls in CA. She dropped out before Iowa.
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No one, to this day, knows who won the Iowa Dem Prez Caucus. No one. Top men.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (g/54t)

151 Hey hey get me away from that thing. You don't know where it's been!!

Posted by: The Blacklight at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (7jGI+)

152 150 She was running 4th in polls in CA. She dropped out before Iowa.
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No one, to this day, knows who won the Iowa Dem Prez Caucus. No one. Top men.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (g/54t)

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It was totally the guy with Deep State and Big Tech connections.

Totally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

153 I was promised miniature American flags for all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

Well they turned out to be triggering to some people. Like the word 'Marijuana' is triggering in WA state. And therefore an illegal word.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (eeRB6)

154 I honestly get the feeling that Kamala doesn't smell quite right.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (g/54t)

155 This might be their exit ramp.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (EZebt)

156 Explosions in Transnistria have the 'signature' of Russian military intelligence, former Moldova defense minister says

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (X5CsJ)

157 112 Covid / Chlamydia 2024! Vote blue!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 03:47 PM (3WWC/)

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Kamala/Bootygag 2024! Vote FrontHole/BackHole!

[Or FrontHo/BackHoe might work better ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (rtMFQ)

158 I think Harris was chosen because Biden's handlers believed that she would be controllable. They could ease Joe out and move her in without any trouble, and without worry that she'd try to replace them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2022 03:54 PM (wmDcS)

159 No one, to this day, knows who won the Iowa Dem Prez Caucus. No one. Top men.

Narrator: It was Sanders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

160 >>> 142 Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2022 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

Agreed. When so many people vehemently argue that up is down and anything else is misinformation, I have to at least look for an explanation. Powers and Principalities it is.
Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (tgEY/)

Crazy talk!

Posted by: Stan at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (llON8)

161 Somebody should email a link to this thread to kammie's husband.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

162 Kammy was a black, former AG, current Senator of the most populous state, and got her ass kicked by the gay mayor of South Bend IN.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (bg3iC)

163 Kamala is the perfect glove for Obama's Smell The Glove Tour.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (g/54t)

164 This is a time for unity and a time for healing. Unity and healing are important. When we have unity, it means people are coming together. When people come together, they have unity. If we're to have unity, we need to come together. There is no better reason to come together than ending COVID. I have COVID. COVID is bad. It's bad when people get COVID. When good people who try to bring unity and togetherness get COVID, it's very bad. My experience has opened my eyes to something important: opportunity. The is an opportunity to come together to overcome where we have been and to make the possible actually happen as we work together in the spirit of unity and healing to end COVID with the help of our great scientists and public health officials, who work together with unity to realize the future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

165 Agreed. When so many people vehemently argue that up is down and anything else is misinformation, I have to at least look for an explanation. Powers and Principalities it is.
Posted by: That guy who says Yay, a Nephilim thread! at April 26, 2022 03:51 PM (tgEY/)

I know up and down VERY well.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

166 162 Kammy was a black, former AG, current Senator of the most populous state, and got her ass kicked by the gay mayor of South Bend IN.
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Buttigay knows how to suck a cock correctly.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:56 PM (g/54t)

167 I can hear that Mannix

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:56 PM (7jGI+)

168 Fauci and Daszak already illegally used taxpayer dollars to to combine a bat virus with the AIDS spike protein.

Looks like we are about to find out what happens when you mix that with herpes and chlamydia.

Posted by: What could possibly go wrong? at April 26, 2022 03:56 PM (UGKMd)

169 I saw the episode of Seinfeld the other night where Jerry spouts some crap from Wrath of Kahn at Susan's funeral inspiring her parents to create a foundation with George on the board, which he hates. Foreshadowed Kamalawalladingdong.

"She's not really dead," Jerry told Susan’s parents - quoting Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - "if we find a way to remember her."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at April 26, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

170 What baffles me is how badly the Democratic Party wants Sanders to not win. They work so hard every time to destroy him and cut him off, and the Dem voters keep trying to elect him. Its hilarious to watch but why? Is it really that key that they get a machine guy in? Is Sanders really not going to do what they want done?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

171 This is a time for unity and a time for healing. Unity and healing are important. When we have unity, it means people are coming together. When people come together, they have unity. If we're to have unity, we need to come together. There is no better reason to come together than ending COVID. I have COVID. COVID is bad. It's bad when people get COVID. When good people who try to bring unity and togetherness get COVID, it's very bad. My experience has opened my eyes to something important: opportunity. The is an opportunity to come together to overcome where we have been and to make the possible actually happen as we work together in the spirit of unity and healing to end COVID with the help of our great scientists and public health officials, who work together with unity to realize the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

This is a perfect rendition of a speech by Louis Farrakhan. Kumswala must've spent much time listening to him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Shaun King (AKA Talcum X) logged back on to Twitter to clap back at Donald Trump Jr. — a day after the controversial Black Lives Matter activist had apparently left the site following Elon Musk’s $44 billion acquisition of the social media giant.

King on Monday appeared to delete his account for good after Twitter’s board announced that it had accepted Musk’s offer to buy the firm and take it private, with some users tweeting out screenshots of King’s blank home page.

When King’s Twitter status became a trending topic, Don Jr. tweeted that the possibility of his deleting his account would “alone” be worth $44 billion.

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (X5CsJ)

173 "Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official."

Riiight...The democrats don't give a shit about "experience." It's all about imagery and Abrams looks like a ghetto welfare queen. Not a winning look to reel in the normie vote. At least Harris is somewhat attractive and has professional-like appearance.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (RIsTZ)

174 honestly get the feeling that Kamala doesn't smell quite right.

*
A base of hand lotion and ethnic hair products, then whatever natural scent she exudes over it. Same as Abrams, same as Mike Obama, same as Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (xqTh7)

175
Not that being Vice President is a demanding job, but historically they've represented an important region or constituency and done the political work for the President, going around, eating chicken and peas, glad-handing the locals, etc. But nobody likes Kamala, she represents no constituency beyond journalists and can't perform the simplest job without messing it up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (/U27+)

176 She reminds me of my older sister, who fell while running by a pool when she was 13 or so and hit her head. She really didn't hit it that hard, but she's been a fucking blazing imbecile ever since. To the point where you just can't be in the room with her because she has no boundaries and everything is about her FEEELLLLZZZOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

Just sets my teeth on edge to think of it.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (h32WJ)

177
I was looking over old notes of the Madness Of Crowds course I took 15 years ago.

Professor Dr. William Henry Anderson explained how the mechanics and patterns of "epidemics" applies to the "spread of ideas" as well as the spread of disease.

That's why Twitter is so very important to the Alt-Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 03:44 PM (do2wA

Agree. I'm hoping that particular problem is fixed now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (Qhnrt)

178 TaDa!

https://youtu.be/9_R8C3Oxz-M?t=55
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (9I3i5)
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That's just the preamble, though. I still can't find the part when Abrams realizes Biden's not going to choose her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

179 we need censorship to protect Democracy!

Posted by: Joseph McCarthy at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (Ynyl9)

180 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

My take is they use Sanders to engage the dummies and collect all their information. Those lists of dummies are very important. Remember all the info was given to Hitlery in 2016.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (7jGI+)

181 58 I think Harris was chosen because Biden's handlers believed that she would be controllable. They could ease Joe out and move her in without any trouble, and without worry that she'd try to replace them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

,La was selected as an insurance policy against the 25th amendment.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (9I3i5)

182 This is a perfect rendition of a speech by Louis Farrakhan. Kumswala must've spent much time listening to him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
I'll admit to never having heard a Farrakhan speech. Although, in one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I got a flat tire after services on Yom Kippur and had to get it dealt with and a man in the tire shop waiting room offered to bring me along to the Nation of Islam rally in Washington, DC that he was headed to.

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

183 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (1IJnB)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

184 It's a good thing the vaccines work or else she would have gotten COVID.

So, that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (QtEmc)

185 She reminds me of my older sister, who fell while running by a pool when she was 13 or so and hit her head. She really didn't hit it that hard, but she's been a fucking blazing imbecile ever since.

I knew a girl who got thrown off a horse, hit her head, and lay in the field for like an hour before being discovered. She became OCD, and a bunch of other stuff as a result. Brain damage isn't pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

186 150 She was running 4th in polls in CA. She dropped out before Iowa.
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No one, to this day, knows who won the Iowa Dem Prez Caucus. No one. Top men.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 03:53 PM (g/54t)

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I'm old enough to remember Hillary stealing the nomination from Bernie -- what was it like six coin flips one in a row she won?

Better than even "trading" cattle futures.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (rtMFQ)

187 Either vaccines don't work or the pseudoelite are lying about getting them. Or both.

Posted by: Ken at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (RXE8a)

188
Ace, please, PLEASE go back on Twitter.

The world needs you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (do2wA)

189 Everybody loves Raymond's wife.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (J8LnB)

190
Missed it by that much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

You must listen to his Atone / At One speech. It's entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

191 "A close advisor says that all whites are "incredibly racist"? My my. What a shock. I am suprise."

It takes one to know one. I wager there are many, many in the White House who are in this category, including the Big Guy at the very top of the org chart.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (AMIL/)

192 They lie about every single thing ever but these stories about how they chose Kamala are probably totally true.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (7jGI+)

193 March 15 '22
Kamala's husband tests positive for Covid

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (Ynyl9)

194 Here we go, "Rand Paul echoes Putin talking point on Ukrainia !!11!!"

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (3WWC/)

195 That's just the preamble, though. I still can't find the part when Abrams realizes Biden's not going to choose her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The clip may not be totally complete but it does show her realizing she ain't going to be VP.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (9I3i5)

196 I'll admit to never having heard a Farrakhan speech. Although, in one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I got a flat tire after services on Yom Kippur and had to get it dealt with and a man in the tire shop waiting room offered to bring me along to the Nation of Islam rally in Washington, DC that he was headed to.

Missed it by that much.
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Did he offer you a bowtie?

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (g/54t)

197 She really didn't hit it that hard, but she's been a fucking blazing imbecile ever since. To the point where you just can't be in the room with her because she has no boundaries and everything is about her FEEELLLLZZZOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 03:58 PM (h32WJ)

If you add free-floating viciousness to that it describes one of my sisters, although she doesn't have the excuse of having hit her head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (XIJ/X)

198 This is a time for unity and a time for healing. Unity and healing are important. When we have unity, it means people are coming together. When people come together, they have unity. If we're to have unity, we need to come together. There is no better reason to come together than ending COVID. I have COVID. COVID is bad. It's bad when people get COVID. When good people who try to bring unity and togetherness get COVID, it's very bad. My experience has opened my eyes to something important: opportunity. The is an opportunity to come together to overcome where we have been and to make the possible actually happen as we work together in the spirit of unity and healing to end COVID with the help of our great scientists and public health officials, who work together with unity to realize the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
_____________
Tell me you made this up. Please. Lie, if necessary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

199 What baffles me is how badly the Democratic Party wants Sanders to not win. They work so hard every time to destroy him and cut him off, and the Dem voters keep trying to elect him. Its hilarious to watch but why? Is it really that key that they get a machine guy in? Is Sanders really not going to do what they want done?

They know Bernie's just a simple guy who only wants the things most Americans want.

Three houses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (SchxB)

200 Did he offer you a bowtie?
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (g/54t)
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No. It was just so fucking weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (DU+/6)

201 Hearing Farrakhan speak makes me puzzled how he got any kind of money and influence at all. He's clearly nuts and rambles on about the strangest, most irrational and disconnected stuff.

Who listens to that and says "That's the man for me! It all makes sense now!!"

I mean, some, but enough to make you a wealthy and powerful man that people go to for election help and invite him to CNN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

202 Using Twitter causes brain damage. Though it will definitely be more fun to dip into in the future.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (7jGI+)

203 CDC: Justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion (JEDI) principles are crucial to climate change adaptation planning.

.. obviously for the weak minded

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (X5CsJ)

204 Tell me you made this up. Please. Lie, if necessary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
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Yeah, it's made up. Don't worry.

Actually, do worry. Not about the fake quote, but about everything else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (DU+/6)

205 ,La was selected as an insurance policy against the 25th amendment.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (9I3i5)

No, because there's no way to actually use the 25th against Biden. They'd need about half the GOP to go along with it, and that isn't going to happen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2022 04:02 PM (wmDcS)

206 I'll admit to never having heard a Farrakhan speech. Although, in one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I got a flat tire after services on Yom Kippur and had to get it dealt with and a man in the tire shop waiting room offered to bring me along to the Nation of Islam rally in Washington, DC that he was headed to.

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

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Please tell me you were wearing a yarmulke.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 04:02 PM (rtMFQ)

207 HER MIND! HER STUPID MIND!

Posted by: Plan 9 from Outer Space at April 26, 2022 04:02 PM (sWM8x)

208 This blonde in athletic gear can't believe that a babbling, shrill, washed-up, idiot bimbo like Harris is the vice president:
https://is.gd/uzAtY2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6)

209 STUDY: Whiteboards are racist because 'they collaborate with white organizational culture'

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (X5CsJ)

210 Please tell me you were wearing a yarmulke.
Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 04:02 PM (rtMFQ)
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Yes. And a suit. Like I said, it was surreal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6)

211 They know Bernie's just a simple guy who only wants the things most Americans want.

Three houses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (SchxB)
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And a honeymoon in that chic vacation hot spot, the USSR.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

212 i didnt know thats how chlamydia was spelled, thought you made a clam joke...cracked me up.

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (GhBI+)

213 And a honeymoon in that chic vacation hot spot, the USSR.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
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Honeymooning in the Soviet Union should preclude you from serious consideration for, well, anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (DU+/6)

214 I was watching a video from a Russian supporting journalist in Ukraine name Eva Barlett and as I generally do I looked up her history.

She used to cover Israel where she supported the palis...and even though she was an advocate then was considered to be a normal journalist.

Then she went to Syria and was pro Assad. Early on that was ok, but as Obama intervened she started to become a "conspiracy theorist". And now that she is pro Russia she of course is a complete hack.

It is hilarious how this works.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (0pxZD)

215 I don't have any symptoms either, why would I get tested? These people are DUMB.

Posted by: free tibet at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (ft44D)

216 Ace, please, PLEASE go back on Twitter.

The world needs you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 04:00 PM (do2wA)

Twitter Ace was the best Ace - but it was having to interact with too many idiots that made it unpalatable for him, as it would for anyone. Listening to demented souls all day take a toll - guess he valued his sanity.

Twitters' loss....

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (5iUNf)

217 170 What baffles me is how badly the Democratic Party wants Sanders to not win. They work so hard every time to destroy him and cut him off, and the Dem voters keep trying to elect him. Its hilarious to watch but why? Is it really that key that they get a machine guy in? Is Sanders really not going to do what they want done?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

Everyone knows Biden is bad. The dems know that Sanders would be much worse even though he represents everything they want.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (Qhnrt)

218
What a Stupid World we live in.

3 Weeks Ago: "Don't Say?!?!" How dare you tell anyone they can't say whatever they want to children or anyone!

Today: How dare you allow everyone to say whatever they want on Twitter!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (do2wA)

219 Here's the real scoop: Kamala Harris has VD, not coViD, and Ron Klain has tourette's. Plus Biden has IBS of both the anus and the mouth.

This is the story circulating on my media.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (Q3oNv)

220 Yeah, it's made up. Don't worry.

Actually, do worry. Not about the fake quote, but about everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:01 PM (DU+/6)
___________

I'm worried because it's only too plausible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

221 I was in central Philly for a few hours today and there were plenty of people wearing masks.

It's no longer an abundance of caution...it's just weird and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2022 03:50 PM (XIJ/X)
-------------------------------

Your COVID mask won't get you into heaven anymore... (strums guitar)

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (lNHqD)

222 from the L A Times, 04/06/22, after the Gridiron Dinner:

Vice President Kamala Harris' communications director tested positive for the coronavirus on Wednesday, the second close contact of the vice president to become infected in less than a month.
...
Atty. Gen. Merrick Garland and Gina Raimondo, the secretary of Commerce who was the headline speaker, announced positive test results, as did Reps. Adam B. Schiff (D-Burbank) and Joaquin Castro (D-Texas).

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (Ynyl9)

223
Then she went to Syria and was pro Assad. Early on that was ok, but as Obama intervened she started to become a "conspiracy theorist". And now that she is pro Russia she of course is a complete hack.

It is hilarious how this works.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (0pxZD)

Harrumpf.

Posted by: Zombie Ed Schultz at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

224 http://www.danielgreenfield.org/2022/04/
the-lefts-war-on-childhood.html

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (2JoB8)

225 Die bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched

"Sterben Schlampe!!"

I translated it into German for you, to soften it.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (q+fko)

226 There, in the middle of this mall is the Washington Monument, 555 feet high. But if we put a 1 in front of that 555 feet, we get 1555, the year that our first fathers landed on the shores of Jamestown, Virginia as slaves. In the background is the Jefferson and Lincoln Memorial, each one of these monuments is 19 feet high.

Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president. Thomas Jefferson, the third president, and 16 and 3 make 19 again. What is so deep about this number 19? Why are we standing on the Capitol steps today? That number 19! When you have a nine, you have a womb that is pregnant. And when you have a one standing by the nine, it means that there’s something secret that has to be unfolded.

-- LOUIS FARRAKHAN, “MILLION MAN MARCH” (16 OCTOBER 1995)

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (X5CsJ)

227 re 221: I still see people on the bus wearing two masks. Maybe one is menthol.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (Ynyl9)

228 This is a time for unity and a time for healing. Unity and healing are important. When we have unity, it means people are coming together. When people come together, they have unity. If we're to have unity, we need to come together. There is no better reason to come together than ending COVID. I have COVID. COVID is bad. It's bad when people get COVID. When good people who try to bring unity and togetherness get COVID, it's very bad. My experience has opened my eyes to something important: opportunity. The is an opportunity to come together to overcome where we have been and to make the possible actually happen as we work together in the spirit of unity and healing to end COVID with the help of our great scientists and public health officials, who work together with unity to realize the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
........

but what about the significance of the passage of time?

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

229 With Free Speech back in the arena, Democrats may never be able to cheat-win an election again.

Fact-check: True.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (Q3oNv)

230

Justice And Build Back America - JABBA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (s2VJv)

231 -- LOUIS FARRAKHAN, “MILLION MAN MARCH” (16 OCTOBER 1995)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (X5CsJ)
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Wow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

232 173 "Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official."

Riiight...The democrats don't give a shit about "experience." It's all about imagery and Abrams looks like a ghetto welfare queen. Not a winning look to reel in the normie vote. At least Harris is somewhat attractive and has professional-like appearance.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 26, 2022 03:57 PM (RIsTZ)

So they chose the black gal married to a rich white Jewish guy, a winning look to attract black voters. Um, no. That tells you how poorly Klain thought of the optics of the other black female contestants.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (AMIL/)

233 Kamala Harris has COVID

juxtaposed with

The first lady's vexations were revealed in a bombshell new book by New York Times reporters Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns...due to be released in May.

If I were a cynical young man I might wonder if this is just pumping the news cycle to boost book sales.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (kXYt5)

234
Allowed: "teachers" saying things to 5 year olds in a schoolroom that would get anyone arrested if they did it at a park or a supermarket.

Not Allowed: Adults on Twitter questioning Pfizer and masks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (do2wA)

235 Are there actually people who are still panicking?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2022 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

This is the reason I am still wearing a mask. Pandemics do not have time lines. They definitely don't come with a two year time line. This pandemic is not over yet, the virus is still mutating, still spreading. The infection rate is still high. We don't know what it will do next. When I see the infection rate drop below 1%, then I will feel comfortable not wearing a mask.

Simple commonsense. Hopefully, someday soon it will become like the seasonal flu. I don't think it will ever completely disappear.

Covid is not over. We celebrated our nephew's wedding on the 16th of this month. Most of the wedding party including the bride got covid. My beautiful daughter, my 2 grandsons, my sister-in-law (fully vaccinated), nephew and who knows who else are now sick.

We had been SO careful and then we just got caught up in the moment and the opportunity of seeing friends and relatives from around the world.

Don't let your guard down DU - We did and we got slammed.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

236 One thing really noticeable is Black's, male but mostly female still are masked bet over %60 of time,

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (2JoB8)

237 10/15/20:

Sen. Kamala Harris has canceled all campaign travel through this weekend "out of an abundance of caution" after a flight crew member and her communications director tested positive for coronavirus, the Biden campaign announced Thursday.

Harris, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, has tested negative for coronavirus three times over the past week - including on Thursday - the campaign added.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (Ynyl9)

238
Remember before racist white boards there were racist blackboards

Posted by: Yo! at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (dWj9N)

239 What baffles me is how badly the Democratic Party wants Sanders to not win. They work so hard every time to destroy him and cut him off, and the Dem voters keep trying to elect him. Its hilarious to watch but why?
_____________

Because the DNC feared that not only would he lose, but all of the down ticket races would also be a bloodbath. Also, Sanders is totally off the reservation, so if by some chance he DID win, they'd have zero control over him, and he'd probably come up with something too Soviet for the U.S.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

240 231 -- LOUIS FARRAKHAN, “MILLION MAN MARCH” (16 OCTOBER 1995)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (X5CsJ)
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Wow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

1995 Joke:

"Add a million lesbians to the Million Man March and you get two million people who don't do dick."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM (s2VJv)

241 If I were a cynical young man I might wonder if this is just pumping the news cycle to boost book sales.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (kXYt5)
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Dat's crazy talk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

242 Yes. And a suit. Like I said, it was surreal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6

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I can't stop laughing imagining you standing there in the middle of a Nation of Islam rally in Washington, DC.

Posted by: ShainS -- #SaveOurChildren at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM (rtMFQ)

243 208 This blonde in athletic gear can't believe that a babbling, shrill, washed-up, idiot bimbo like Harris is the vice president:
https://is.gd/uzAtY2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6

Wow. Look at those pecks.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM (Qhnrt)

244 Dems not sure if they want more people or less in a sound ecological deadly manner.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM (J8LnB)

245 208 This blonde in athletic gear can't believe that a babbling, shrill, washed-up, idiot bimbo like Harris is the vice president:
https://is.gd/uzAtY2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6)

All natural. Like a good yogurt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (XvPQV)

246 235 Covid is not over. We celebrated our nephew's wedding on the 16th of this month. Most of the wedding party including the bride got covid. My beautiful daughter, my 2 grandsons, my sister-in-law (fully vaccinated), nephew and who knows who else are now sick.

We had been SO careful and then we just got caught up in the moment and the opportunity of seeing friends and relatives from around the world.

Don't let your guard down DU - We did and we got slammed.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

========

And everyone is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

247 I was trying to think of a mask joke that hasn't been made but there are none. Then I tried to think of a Kamala joke that hasn't been made, same result. I'm down to Biden. Haven't thought of a new joke yet but there's a lot of material to work with so I'm feeling optimistic.

Biden's a racist. No joke.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (Q3oNv)

248 235
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

As if viruses have not been around for over a billion years and will continue for as long as there is animal life on earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

249 A buddy of mine was in a band; they called themselves Titus Canbe.

I'm pretty sure ole Loose Hips-n-Lips doesn't fit this description. But I can declare with utter confidence that I've never had sexual relations with Kamala.

It's a record I'm proud of.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (F0YaR)

250 I mean, some, but enough to make you a wealthy and powerful man that people go to for election help and invite him to CNN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------------
You asked for miracles and I give you the F..B..I.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (Iq9dF)

251 What are her deep thoughts about covid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (jEmCU)

252 I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to call out a styleguide violation in this post. The second sentence after the opening quote begins with, "Her spokeswoman...". But as we all know, given Harris's extremely high turnover in personnel, it should more accurately read "Her spokeswoman for today..."

Posted by: junior at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (wsd1h)

253 we get 1555, the year that our first fathers landed on the shores of Jamestown, Virginia as slaves
-- FARRAKHAN

In August of 1619, a ship appeared on this horizon, near Point Comfort, a coastal port in the English colony of Virginia. It carried more than 20 enslaved Africans, who were sold to the colonists.
-- 1619 Project

One of these is not like the other

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (X5CsJ)

254 248 As if viruses have not been around for over a billion years and will continue for as long as there is animal life on earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

=========

Just wait until they find out that the Spanish flu is still around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

255

She heard that chugging cock like a Philly hooker would keep COVID away.

Didn't seem to work.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (XnbJC)

256 Whites are incredibly racist?

Do you ever wonder about progressives - in the THEIR world, progressive whites are incredibly racist. For the rest of us, meh, not so much.

So this problem of which you whine and moan constantly is really isolated to just YOUR friends and relatives.

Which kinda says something about you, huh?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (+DS2f)

257 243 208 This blonde in athletic gear can't believe that a babbling, shrill, washed-up, idiot bimbo like Harris is the vice president:
https://is.gd/uzAtY2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:03 PM (DU+/6

Wow. Look at those pecks.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:08 PM

YOU MUST HAVE X-RAY VISION BECAUSE HER MASSIVE TITS ARE BLOCKING THE VIEW.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

258 Commie Lay probably tests positive for every other disease, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (bW8dp)

259 I translated it into German for you, to soften it.

No, she was speaking German! Die, Bitche just saying "the bitch" talking about a dog!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

260 So they chose the black gal married to a rich white Jewish guy, a winning look to attract black voters. Um, no. That tells you how poorly Klain thought of the optics of the other black female contestants.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:06 PM (AMIL/)

I think that Lance-Bottoms would have been the pick, if she hadn't killed her political career by allowing the riots in Atlanta.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (wmDcS)

261 You asked for miracles and I give you the F..B..I.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (Iq9dF)

Merry Christmas

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 26, 2022 04:10 PM (XvPQV)

262 252 I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to call out a styleguide violation in this post. The second sentence after the opening quote begins with, "Her spokeswoman...". But as we all know, given Harris's extremely high turnover in personnel, it should more accurately read "Her spokeswoman for today..."
Posted by: junior at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (wsd1h)

Like a banana republic: "President for Life (for this week) Flight Lieutenant Jerry Harrison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:11 PM (s2VJv)

263 “unburdened,” “WTF” competitor if ever there was one.

Posted by: Holy Crap at April 26, 2022 04:11 PM (oIl2W)

264 Kamala Harris Has Covid

Oh, she'll beat off Covid in no time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)

265 > You know, white women are incredibly racist

How does he know? Is he a biologist?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:11 PM (bW8dp)

266 Most of the wedding party including the bride got covid. My beautiful daughter, my 2 grandsons, my sister-in-law (fully vaccinated), nephew and who knows who else are now sick.
........

Sounds like somebody sneezed on the cake.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

267 The 115,000 Man March

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (YB1h3)

268 Covid is not over. We celebrated our nephew's wedding on the 16th of this month. Most of the wedding party including the bride got covid. My beautiful daughter, my 2 grandsons, my sister-in-law (fully vaccinated), nephew and who knows who else are now sick.

We had been SO careful and then we just got caught up in the moment and the opportunity of seeing friends and relatives from around the world.

Don't let your guard down DU - We did and we got slammed.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)
______________

Stampeding women is child's play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

269 So they chose the black gal married to a rich white Jewish guy, a winning look to attract black voters. Um, no. That tells you how poorly Klain thought of the optics of the other black female contestants.
Posted by: Gref

They chose a Jamaican slaver married to a rich Jewish white guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (co19B)

270 It's one thing to reuse a stump speech, but to see Kamala drag that one line out every single time she wants to sound profound is telling. A) She wants to take a dig at US history every chance she gets (though born to privilege), and B) That she has zero creativity.

Posted by: red speck at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (gS3OW)

271 >Today: How dare you allow everyone to say whatever they want on Twitter!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 26, 2022 04:04 PM (do2wA)

https://nitter.net/stone_toss/status/
1508805676658839552

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (6a+kq)

272 > A buddy of mine was in a band; they called themselves Titus Canbe.

In Alaska?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (bW8dp)

273 266 Sounds like somebody sneezed on the cake.
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

Betty Crocker Phlegm Phlavor Phrositng.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (s2VJv)

274 264 Kamala Harris Has Covid

Oh, she'll beat off Covid in no time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)
___________

She just needs to suck it up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

275 268 Stampeding women is child's play.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

=========

"Was that wrong?"
-George Costanza

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

276 The plan was always to get Kamala in. I won't be convinced otherwise until the predictions come true and she never gets to the WH.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (YB1h3)

277 ... When I see the infection rate drop below 1%, then I will feel comfortable not wearing a mask.
Simple commonsense. Hopefully, someday soon it will become like the seasonal flu. I don't think it will ever completely disappear. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Per the CDC, for the 2019 flu season, there were 29 million infections, 13 million flu-related medical visits, 380,000 flu-related hospitalizations and 28,000 flu deaths.

Per the census bureau, the estimated population in 2019 was 328 million people.

So the infection rate was 8.8% of the total population and the number requiring medical intervention totaled 4% of the population. So this person's hypothetical "normal flu season" that would make him or her comfortable with removing the stupid and useless facemask was 8.8x more pervasive that the "1% infection rate" he or she wants to see before unmasking.

What a fucking moron.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

278 @232
So they chose the black gal married to a rich white Jewish guy,

----

Indian gal married to a rich white Jewish guy. She's more Indian than black.

Posted by: junior at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (wsd1h)

279 239 ...Sanders is totally off the reservation, so if by some chance he DID win, they'd have zero control over him, and he'd probably come up with something too Soviet for the U.S.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:07 PM

And yet, the Republicans would still be called Russian stooges on the MSM and social media.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

280 I still say Lance Bottoms would be a great stage name for a gay male porn star.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (bW8dp)

281 Covid is NOT over. Last week my entire church got it. Half survived. Then the school near us all got it, same result. Then my neighbor got it, the one I don't like. He's doing fine.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (Q3oNv)

282 So they chose the black gal married to a rich white Jewish guy, a winning look to attract black voters. Um, no. That tells you how poorly Klain thought of the optics of the other black female contestants.
Posted by: Gref
___________

Notice that her husband - Jack N. Hoff - is in Witness Protection. They've buried him deeper than whale shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

283 The left has woke us all up to the fact that we whites are all racists. Kind of makes me sad but whadareyougonnado?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 26, 2022 04:14 PM (Q3oNv)

284 San Francisco cock-sucka!

Posted by: Mr Wu at April 26, 2022 04:14 PM (KaCzC)

285 I'm the only close friend Biden has.

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at April 26, 2022 04:14 PM (YB1h3)

286 I'll wager Senile Joe has touched Kamala inappropriately.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (jEmCU)

287 What happens if Commie Lay refuses to go gentle into that good night?

Anyone check the DNC rules for what happens in that case?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (bW8dp)

288 I'm sorry for math on the blog at 277. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/869tTy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (DU+/6)

289 280 I still say Lance Bottoms would be a great stage name for a gay male porn star.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (bW8dp)

Sig Moyd.
A. Nuss.
T. Bagger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (s2VJv)

290 Kamala Harris Has Covid

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (Do5/p)

291 More sadness...Biden's speechwriter quits.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (3WWC/)

292 This pretty blonde in athletic gear when asked what she thought of Kamala Harris just gave a withering glance and didn't need to get a selfie while doing it:

https://is.gd/uzAtY2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (fF2aM)

293 Abrams, the book says, "did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election.

Oh, and Kumala "Didn't Win One Primary" Harris did "pass the test?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (HsAzN)

294 Indian gal married to a rich white Jewish guy. She's more Indian than black.
Posted by: junior at April 26, 2022 04:13 PM (wsd1h)
___________

Schroedinger's race-baiter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

295 As if viruses have not been around for over a billion years and will continue for as long as there is animal life on earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

To be fair, it's only been recently that insane humans have been splicing shit into viruses to make them more virulent to humans.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (q+fko)

296 Vice President Kamala Harris' communications director tested positive for the coronavirus on Wednesday, thesecond close contact of the vice president to become infected in less than a month.

******

Wow. What a contagion! This variant must have an R-zero value of negative 3.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (kXYt5)

297 the difference between Sanders and Biden is that Sanders can still sound coherent. Both are idiots, but I think Sanders really believes what he spouts.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (Ynyl9)

298 286 I'll wager Senile Joe has touched Kamala inappropriately.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (jEmCU)

"Eff off, Emhoff!"

- - Joe with pants down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (s2VJv)

299 291 More sadness...Biden's speechwriter quits.
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (3WWC/)
____________

Speaking of going into Witness Protection ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

300 I'll wager Senile Joe has touched Kamala inappropriately.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (jEmCU)
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I reckon that she's way too old and way too non-innocent to attract Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:17 PM (DU+/6)

301 re 296: hey, no math.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:17 PM (Ynyl9)

302 281 Covid is NOT over. Last week my entire church got it. Half survived. Then the school near us all got it, same result.

Half your church and half a school did not "survive?"

Yeah that's a thing that happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 26, 2022 04:17 PM (HsAzN)

303 >>> 287 What happens if Commie Lay refuses to go gentle into that good night?

Anyone check the DNC rules for what happens in that case?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (bW8dp)

*cough*

Posted by: Fort Marcy Park at April 26, 2022 04:17 PM (llON8)

304 I'm of the opinion that Sanders has been the duly elected nominee of the Dems for at least 2 election cycles but they done Dominioned his a**.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 04:18 PM (jTmQV)

305 Biden's speechwriter quits

Talk about a thankless job, he reads about 30% of what you write and goes off on his own tangents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

306 Fen she looks well put together

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2022 04:18 PM (2JoB8)

307 189 Everybody loves Raymond's wife.

Posted by: humphreyrobot
------------------------
I found only Peter Boyle's character amusing probably because he was quite baked on the set apparently.

The rest of the show was pretty bad as only modern sitcoms and their sensibilities can be. The sum of the parts in the show was less that the particular actors in it.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:18 PM (Iq9dF)

308 What happens if Commie Lay refuses to go gentle into that good night?

Zombie Seth Rich to the red courtesy phone! Zombie Seth Rich to the red courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:18 PM (co19B)

309 > A buddy of mine was in a band; they called themselves Titus Canbe.

In Alaska?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:12 PM (bW8dp)

south Mississippi, 70s-80s, no record contracts thou. They played bars mostly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (F0YaR)

310 I'm of the opinion that Sanders has been the duly elected nominee of the Dems for at least 2 election cycles

Yeah he obviously won two primaries in a row but the Democrats just didn't want him to win so they fixed it. Like all those "coin flips" where Hillary got "just as many votes" and they had to decide who won. Hills won like 6 in a row or something like that. I don't know why they even pretend.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

311 Kamala really puches above her weight class.

Posted by: Barry O'Numbnutz at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (rjpjQ)

312 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

313 Pretty much there was going to be zero chance that everyone in DC was going to get Covid at some point - their all up each other's fartclams 24/7 to begin with.

The fact that not one of these dirt bags have taken a "dirt nap" is really proof positive that Covid doesn't kill dirt bags, like ever.

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (5iUNf)

314 We had been SO careful and then we just got caught up in the moment and the opportunity of seeing friends and relatives from around the world.

Don't let your guard down DU - We did and we got slammed.

*

But here's the thing.

You DIDN'T let your guard down. It doesn't, and didn't, matter what your guard was. That's the takeaway that you're missing. Not "we should wear more masks". It's "cold virus don't care"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (xqTh7)

315 She'll be significantly better given the passage of time. And the passage of time. And the passage of time. And the passage of time.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (Ndje9)

316 $900 million, not billion. Nearly a billion.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

317 Yeah, I did her.

Posted by: Covid at April 26, 2022 04:20 PM (YsLD1)

318 Sig Moyd.
A. Nuss.
T. Bagger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2022 04:15 PM (s2VJv)
_____________

Ray Gene Harden
Drew Peacock, and co-starring
Jenna Talia

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

319 > south Mississippi, 70s-80s, no record contracts thou. They played bars mostly.

Interesting. There was a bar band that played here in Alaska by that name, same time frame.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:20 PM (bW8dp)

320 That Kamala speech line is the same one I used when talking to girls about my pants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2022 04:20 PM (lgeFv)

321 Hills won like 6 in a row or something like that. I don't know why they even pretend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

It makes the fucking retards in their party happy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 26, 2022 04:21 PM (74/x3)

322 Oh, and the Pfizer document dump confirmed that the company and government knew since February 2021 that natural immunity was just as good as the injection.

They fired people from their jobs anyway.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 04:21 PM (xqTh7)

323 310 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM

Don't forget about the "Super" Delegates!!!

They had the power to override all the other delegates.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 26, 2022 04:21 PM (4q/mG)

324 We had been SO careful and then we just got caught up in the moment and the opportunity of seeing friends and relatives from around the world.

Don't let your guard down DU - We did and we got slammed.
____________

Shoulda used a yam, as described in my book. Operators are standing by ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

325 The fact that not one of these dirt bags have taken a "dirt nap" is really proof positive that Covid doesn't kill dirt bags, like ever.

Posted by: Boswell
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Cough, Ivermectin and HCL, cough.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (Iq9dF)

326 Joe threatened to kill a black man by beating him with a tow chain.

Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (Y274z)

327 Is it just me, or does Kamala do the same hand gesturing thing Pelosi does? It's.... weird.

And, yea... her ability to speak coherently at any length about any topic regardless how germane is nonexistent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

328 Don't forget about the "Super" Delegates!!!

They had the power to override all the other delegates.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 26, 2022 04:21 PM (4q/mG)
___________

Shades of "student government." The little student "politicians" can do whatever they want, but the administration can nix whatever they do. So, basically, the student politicians are just jerking off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

329 The DC crowd gets all the best early treatments.
You know, the ones they forbid you and I from getting.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 26, 2022 04:23 PM (jTmQV)

330 Pretty much there was going to be zero chance that everyone in DC was going to get Covid at some point - their all up each other's fartclams 24/7 to begin with.

The fact that not one of these dirt bags have taken a "dirt nap" is really proof positive that Covid doesn't kill dirt bags, like ever.
Posted by: Boswell

Proof positive that it wouldn't have killed ANYONE if EVERYONE had been given Ivermectin from the git go.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:23 PM (co19B)

331 What happens if Commie Lay refuses to go gentle into that good night?

Breaking News --- Air Force Two carrying Vice President Kamala Harris to a meeting in Japan has inexplicably crashed into the sea above the deepest section of the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:23 PM (AMIL/)

332 312 Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM

I am sure you meant million. 900 billion would make him the richest man on Earth.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 26, 2022 04:23 PM (4q/mG)

333 Schroedinger's race-baiter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Schroedinger's Cocksucker.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (q+fko)

334 Is it just me, or does Kamala do the same hand gesturing thing Pelosi does?

Shake Weight?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (co19B)

335 >>> 325 The fact that not one of these dirt bags have taken a "dirt nap" is really proof positive that Covid doesn't kill dirt bags, like ever.

Posted by: Boswell
-----
Cough, Ivermectin and HCL, cough.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (Iq9dF)

HCL is *very* effective at killing germs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (llON8)

336 Hills won like 6 in a row or something like that. I don't know why they even pretend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
___________

One chance in 64? Possible, but not very likely. Especially when it turns out to be oh so convenient.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

337 Cough, Ivermectin and ~~HCL~~ HCQ, cough.

Fixed it, but your prescription is interesting, too.

Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (YsLD1)

338 Amazing to realize we dodged a bullet with the Kamala pick.

Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (kYVzH)

339 311 Kamala really puches above her weight class.
Posted by: Barry O'Numbnutz

Stacy Abrams is a weight class.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 04:24 PM (9I3i5)

340 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

Apply to be Kamala's speechwriter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (fF2aM)

341 Kamala can blame chlamydia change.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

342 >>> 331 What happens if Commie Lay refuses to go gentle into that good night?

Breaking News --- Air Force Two carrying Vice President Kamala Harris to a meeting in Japan has inexplicably crashed into the sea above the deepest section of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:23 PM (AMIL/)

*cackles*

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (llON8)

343 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

He can only walk away with his current share/owner pct of the total $43B purchase price - so $900B would be a nice trick.

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (5iUNf)

344 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

Let's see, Musk bought the whole shebang for $44 billion, and Dorsey makes $900 billion?

Color me incredulous.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (F0YaR)

345 327 Is it just me, or does Kamala do the same hand gesturing thing Pelosi does? It's.... weird.

And, yea... her ability to speak coherently at any length about any topic regardless how germane is nonexistent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

Jen the Lying Psaki has recently gone Full Pelosi Hand and Arm Motions.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (AMIL/)

346 @292 Is Fen filling in for Joe Mannix today? Excellent kick-off posting, Fen.

Posted by: John Durham at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (gyc1W)

347 Fixed it, but your prescription is interesting, too.

Posted by: t-bird
--------------------
i blame covid. sneaky bastard that it is.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (Iq9dF)

348 any topic regardless how germane is nonexistent.

I love the Jackson Five!!

Posted by: Heels Up Harris at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (J/+fm)

349 327 Is it just me, or does Kamala do the same hand gesturing thing Pelosi does? It's.... weird.

And, yea... her ability to speak coherently at any length about any topic regardless how germane is nonexistent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2022 04:22 PM (BFigT)

When you consider that Kamala got to where she is today by her oral (and not oratory) skills, it kinda makes sense.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (N39Ws)

350 > I am sure you meant million.

Yes, million. Typo, sorry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (bW8dp)

351 "Abrams, the book says, "did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election. Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official."

Good Lord - what "test" did Harris pass that Abrams couldn't??

Posted by: Kzintis at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (9uL7w)

352 Apply to be Kamala's speechwriter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (fF2aM)
++++
I cannot imagine the hell that job would be. Oy vey

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

353 #295
Hey, if I don't splice shit into virus' then just who do you think will?

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Y274z)

354 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey
_________________

He looks like the guys we have standing at every intersection in SoCal holding cardboard signs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

355
Schroedinger's Cocksucker.
Posted by: Sharkman

that would be the hottest, green eyed red heqded sould stealing female in the world...until you looked, then it would become a hairy ass tranny with an adam's apple and a hard on.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (UgAdJ)

356 346 @292 Is Fen filling in for Joe Mannix today? Excellent kick-off posting, Fen.
Posted by: John Durham at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (gyc1W)

YOGA! YOGA! YOGA!

Posted by: Bluto at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

357 In August of 1619, a ship appeared on this horizon, near Point Comfort, a coastal port in the English colony of Virginia. It carried more than 20 enslaved Africans, who were sold to the colonists.
-- 1619 Project

One of these is not like the other
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2022 04:09 PM (X5CsJ)

Wouldn't the ship have had to dock in order to offload the slaves? or did they make them swim ashore?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Gwzne)

358 Color me incredulous.

Posted by: GnuBreed

From news coverage, Dorsey only owned about 2.5 percent of the outstanding Twitter stock and the rest of the board only owned token amounts. Dunno about any options though.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Iq9dF)

359 I passed the sleep test.

Posted by: Mattress Back at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (Y274z)

360 Hey, if I don't splice shit into virus' then just who do you think will?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Y274z)
++++
Yeah, like when daddy (DARPA) said no to EcoHealth Alliance, so they went and asked mommy (NIH) instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

361 Good Lord - what "test" did Harris pass that Abrams couldn't??
Posted by: Kzintis at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (9uL7w)

BMI.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (PiwSw)

362 Biden is busy signing pardons and commutations of sentences today.

Mostly drug dealers.

I wonder how many of them have dirt on Hunter?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (bW8dp)

363 Almost a billion , but not quite ...

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (3WWC/)

364 360 Yeah, like when daddy (DARPA) said no to EcoHealth Alliance, so they went and asked mommy (NIH) instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

========

That's an unhealthy household that leads to girls getting OnlyFans accounts at 16.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

365 I just caught five minutes of CNBC. What a funereal tone!

Every day with Biden as president is a potential disaster, as the lefties on Wall Street are starting to realize.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (BnYXG)

366 It's worth it.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (3WWC/)

367 How much leftist shrieking there would be if CNN moved to straight news.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (jEmCU)

368 354 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey
_________________

He looks like the guys we have standing at every intersection in SoCal holding cardboard signs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I haven't seen him lately. The last time I did, he looked like late-stage Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

369 To me... lol

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (3WWC/)

370 Just think of the stuff you could get Harris to say if you were her speechwriter, although nothing more stupid than what she says on her own though. Still would be fun.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (lgeFv)

371 344 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

Let's see, Musk bought the whole shebang for $44 billion, and Dorsey makes $900 billion?

Color me incredulous.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (F0YaR)

Probably supposed to be $900 million.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (b2nrj)

372 > Good Lord - what "test" did Harris pass that Abrams couldn't??

Maximum floor loading specified by the Capitol Engineering Office.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (bW8dp)

373 Posted by: John Durham at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (gyc1W)

No; I expect Joe has been providing photos all day. Pretty girl with withering glance was in response to the pretty selfie queen in athletic attire provided by Joe above. I'm not sure why he has to provide a pretty girl because he's contrite he used math. Nobody else understands math?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (fF2aM)

374 365 I just caught five minutes of CNBC. What a funereal tone!

Every day with Biden as president is a potential disaster, as the lefties on Wall Street are starting to realize.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 26, 2022 04:28 PM (BnYXG)

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They're still going to back whomever gets the Democratic nomination in 2024 (even if it's Biden again) because Trump wants them to have fewer regulations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

375 NOOOOOOD!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

376 From news coverage, Dorsey only owned about 2.5 percent of the outstanding Twitter stock and the rest of the board only owned token amounts. Dunno about any options though.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2022 04:27 PM (Iq9dF)

So, about $900M, not $900B - not a bad haul actually. But not anywhere near Muskistan territory in what is best in life...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (5iUNf)

377 We went to the bank and withdrew our meager savings to purchase those slaves else they would have been lost to the sea.

Posted by: 1619 Pilgrims at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (Y274z)

378 Apply to be Kamala's speechwriter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2022 04:25 PM (fF2aM)
++++
I cannot imagine the hell that job would be. Oy vey
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

Give her a brief outline, tell her she's a natural and to go out and wing it. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (Qhnrt)

379 288 I'm sorry for math on the blog at 277. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/869tTy
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

And for all two or three of us that like math. Here is a pretty equation.

https://file.scirp.org/Html/1-7401725_37488.htm#txtF2

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (9I3i5)

380 there's a NOOD about a Japanese idiot.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 26, 2022 04:30 PM (Ynyl9)

381 225 Die bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched

"Sterben Schlampe!!"

I translated it into German for you, to soften it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 26, 2022 04:05 PM (q+fko)

I thought it already *was* German for, "The bitch."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (DTX3h)

382 I haven't seen him lately. The last time I did, he looked like late-stage Howard Hughes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2022 04:29 PM (sAmhv)
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Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2022 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

383 -
Good Lord - what "test" did Harris pass that Abrams couldn't??

Posted by: Kzintis at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM -
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Dine at an all-you-can-eat buffet without driving the place bankrupt.

Posted by: irright at April 26, 2022 04:32 PM (SchQD)

384
If we could only see Kamala unburdened by chlamydia...

Isn't she like 95% chlamydia now?

I think she'd look like a very stupid used condom without all the chlamydia holding her up.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2022 04:33 PM (5NkmN)

385 Ask for cash Jack. I promise I won't follow you home, roll your ass and steal the suitcase.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

386 But here's the thing.

You DIDN'T let your guard down. It doesn't, and didn't, matter what your guard was. That's the takeaway that you're missing. Not "we should wear more masks". It's "cold virus don't care"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (xqTh7)

The other takeaway? The "vaccine" doesn't work worth shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2022 04:34 PM (Gwzne)

387 Good Lord - what "test" did Harris pass that Abrams couldn't??

Golf ball, garden hose

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 26, 2022 04:35 PM (2cfUo)

388 Kam's hand gestures as she constructs her 'amazing' word salads really adds something.

Almost as memorable as that 'gone luny' Hillary and the balloons thing, which reminds me of the Hawkawi F-Troop episode about... 'it is balloons!!'.

Anyone notice Mayor Groot Lightfoot had the Suzy Collins shake going on in her recent presser?

But, nothing outdoes hand waving like Nan's lobster claw and vodka.

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2022 04:37 PM (3byMq)

389 Let's see, Musk bought the whole shebang for $44 billion, and Dorsey makes $900 billion?

Yeah I am baffled by that math as well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2022 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

390 "You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said

How many of them? ALL OF THEM.

How racist? INCREDIBLY!!!
Know how some people have actually rounded up certain ethnic people with intent of killing them, literally exterminating them?

Even more racist than, unbelievably more racist. So much more racist than genocidal maniacs than nobody can believe could be true. Incredibly racist.

Good thing they don't form a voting block or political party.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2022 04:45 PM (Vru8/)

391 sock off much like the Veep

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 26, 2022 04:50 PM (UHVv4)

392 Klain didn't think she gave Biden the best chance to win.

He thought she gave him the best chance of avoiding impeachment or otherwise being shown the door.

He was right.

Posted by: Dr. Algernon Krieger at April 26, 2022 05:19 PM (G/hTV)

393 The way she repeats this, and snarls and looks furious, I wonder if something's being held hostage and some evildoers are demanding that she say this.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2022 05:20 PM (rI4Wv)

394 Watch as Liberals whine, Snivel and weep

Posted by: Tamaa the DrongoBird at April 26, 2022 06:06 PM (wGqjj)

395 There is no reason that we should be burdened by reality. We can make the unreal real, by unburdening ourselves of reality.
[wild applause]
Thank you, thank you

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2022 06:54 PM (7uHaa)

396 OT: looks like Jack "Gayer than Liberace in Assless Chaps at a Castro Street Pride Fair" Dorsey will walk away with more than $900 billion if the Musk Twitter deal closes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2022 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

Let's see, Musk bought the whole shebang for $44 billion, and Dorsey makes $900 billion?

Color me incredulous.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2022 04:26 PM (F0YaR)

I read Dorsey only has 2.2 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY)

397 Am I the only one noticing that Nina Jankowicz looks awfully like Lia Thomas?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 29, 2022 04:39 AM (viHpT)

398 Right awaʏ I am ready to do my breakfast, when having my breakfast coming yet again to read additional news.

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