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Tina Fluornoy, Kamala Harris' chief of staff, is the... what, the twelfth Harris staffer to quit?

The only person who could ever stand being under Kamala was Willie Brown and he got sick of it after a year.

Tina Flournoy, Vice President Kamala Harris' chief of staff, is leaving the administration, a White House official confirmed to POLITICO on Thursday. Lorraine Voles, who was brought in as a senior adviser to Harris last summer, will step into the role.
The moves, which were first reported by The Washington Post, are set to take place later this spring.
"It is likely that this news will appear in print today -- which means that I will not have the opportunity to share it with each of you myself," Flournoy wrote in an all staff email obtained by POLITICO. "I will be eternally grateful to the Vice President for giving me this amazing opportunity."

So Hartina Fluornoy becomes the latest White Man who failed to position Kamala for success.

Fluornoy is said to have Kamala Disappointment Syndrome, or "RSB."

So if you want to see Anthony Fauci essentially declare that the CDC is Supreme Ruler of the United States, here it is. Or Twitter's version, here. He announces that only the CDC can make these decisions and that no constitutionally-recognized bodies, like the courts, can have a say.

Steven Colbert has covid and is so, so thankful he is vaccinated and double-boosted because that, theoretically, kept him from getting an even worse covid infection, one hypothesizes.

Guess the mask maybe helped block a more serious infection too, huh, Stevey?

I like how that non-joke -- it's not a joke, it's just someone saying something -- is the lead "joke" in "the best of late night," according to "The Paper of Record." This is the best the leftwing late night hosts could come up with.

From Chris Wallace's interview with Jen Psaki last night, which you didn't see, because no one saw it:

Even CNN SHILL Chris Wallace has had enough of Biden, Gets SNAPS at by fuming Jen Psaki after he asks her why Biden RUNS from press pic.twitter.com/zccWZvJ5ZK
— Benny CNN+ Lifetime Member (@bennyjohnson) April 21, 2022

Speaking of no one watching CNN Minus:

On Obama's speech on "Disinformation" Gutfeld finds a way to tie it back to Chris Wallace: "To quote Chris Wallace, I don't think the credibility of this initiative is sustainable...look for independent voices with free time. I guess that eliminates Chris Wallace." pic.twitter.com/jvoXKfPOEe
— Kevin Tober (@KevinTober94) April 21, 2022

During The Five's Climate Change segment Gutfeld says:

"A lot of these solutions that are coming from the left are unreliable, whether it's solar panels or windmills. I mean look at CNN+, how much money they invested in wind power by hiring Chris Wallace." pic.twitter.com/EdjbCrpIPV
— Kevin Tober (@KevinTober94) April 21, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM

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1 Colbert can go
To hell

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 06:44 PM (vfeXL)

2 Under Kamala?

Can you even imagine the smell?

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (8moh1)

3 And biden is in portlandia.

Burn, baby burn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (vfeXL)

4 Yeah, states shouldn't make rules other states have to follow!

Posted by: California at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (5pTK/)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (arJlL)

6 Ok what is RSB? It's not RBF?

Also, I just saw some car kitted up with Dem and Biden stickers. They had a vanity tag: MAMALA

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (QzpS1)

7 Should I have another beer ?

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (arJlL)

8 Here's a funny tweet about cnn -

https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/
1517175170095583233

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (lgeFv)

9 Colbert can go
To hell
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 06:44 PM (vfeXL)
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Hey now, we do have some standards!

Posted by: Dante's Inferno at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (5pTK/)

10 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.

Here's a start:

Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)

11
Also, I just saw some car kitted up with Dem and Biden stickers. They had a vanity tag: MAMALA
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (QzpS1)

This is... this is the most Karen thing I've heard of since that bitch in Texas chopped off her adopted son's wiener to get back at his dad.

Maybe it was her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (UGDPW)

12 Flournoy looks like a merge picture between a white guy and black guy. And crazy eyes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (R5nS2)

13 Colbert is such an insufferable pussy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (Xrfse)

14 >>>I like how that non-joke -- it's not a joke, it's just someone saying something -- is the lead "joke" in "the best of late night," according to "The Paper of Record." This is the best the leftwing late night hosts could come up with.

One of Gutfeld's guest last night made the observation that Gutfeld is lazy and that he's doing so well because all anyone in his position would have to do to beat the other late night hosts is show up. Gutfeld agreed.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (QYPq3)

15 Too bad we won't be seeing any of those "Administration in turmoil" stories.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (gbPXD)

16 Kamalaho combines the two worst qualities of a miserable boss:

Arrogance and Stupidity

Never wrong, always right, never listens, always knows better, and you eat shit constantly for all their dumb mistakes. It's really quite awful.

Ask how I know.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (dscaa)

17 Fuck all the above-mentioned people

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO8)

18 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHRIS WALLACE IS FULL OF "HOT AIR"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, ret'd at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (786Ro)

19 10 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.
Here's a start:
Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)
. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)

Rarely caught sleeping on the job.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (vMCab)

20 When does CNN+ shut down? Who wants to crash the cast party?

Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (vrz2I)

21 CNN+ death is being covered by the MFM here too.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (UHVv4)

22 In Oregon, Wuflu is still so dangerous that they can't have the outdoor Crab Feed at Depoe Bay. This is the third year that the boat show and crab feed has been canceled. And this isn't coming from state government. This is coming from the idiots that live there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (YynYJ)

23 > Colbert is such an insufferable pussy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD

and a dog chewed one of his ears, looks like

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (geLO8)

24 Chris Wallace should have asked Psaki about all the times, Biden indicated he was calling on an approved list of reporters who had an approved list of questions...

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

25 Gutfeld off the top rope on Wallace!

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (9otr5)

26 Ecch off wall of flesh sock

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:51 PM (vrz2I)

27 Biden just got rid of Trump's efforts to streamline the regulatory process for infrastructure projects. Larry Kudlow was pissed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 21, 2022 06:51 PM (YynYJ)

28 A Colorado Alex once bit my sister, but she was a biter, herself, and it was mostly in self-defense.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:51 PM (SH2Zi)

29 Fauci should be in jail for murder

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 06:51 PM (dvgPQ)

30 Steven Colbert has covid and is so, so thankful he is vaccinated and double-boosted because that, theoretically, kept him from getting an even worse covid infection, one hypothesizes.

Proof Colbert. Or GFY mother.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:51 PM (BYJJK)

31 "You can't let Florida make health decisions for the entire country!" Colbert said.

*fist bump*

Posted by: Hawaii at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (786Ro)

32 Colorado Alex has a long-standing tradition of existence to the company and to the community at large.

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (PiwSw)

33 Gee-People really hate working for Kamala, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (fF2aM)

34 >>.Here's a start:

Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .

Posted by: flounder

>>the drinking and gambling problems are largely a thing of the past

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (geLO8)

35 So...how many of the CNN+ "talent" will end up at Fox and msnbc?

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (7SEsG)

36 Colorado Alex can throw a boat over a hedge

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (geLO8)

37 Fuck all the above-mentioned people
Posted by: DB
__

No thanks.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (QRQYs)

38 The Ho underlings sure don't think she will make the Big Chair do they?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (2JoB8)

39 Here's a start:

Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .

Posted by: flounder

>>the drinking and gambling problems are largely a thing of the past

>>>and, he's pretty good about following restraining orders....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (5pTK/)

40 35 So...how many of the CNN+ "talent" will end up at Fox and msnbc?
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (7SEsG)

Talent ? LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (dvgPQ)

41 34 >>.Here's a start:
Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .

Posted by: flounder

>>the drinking and gambling problems are largely a thing of the past
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (geLO

And he's definitely mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (z5Vrg)

42 You can't let California make automotive decisions for the entire country!

Posted by: Not Steven Colbert at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (wBpKf)

43
I'll make a decision for your every chick in your family, Steve.

The decision is "doggy style."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (UGDPW)

44 Colorado Alex has never worked for Disney, so you can trust him with your kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (SchxB)

45 >>> One of Gutfeld's guest last night made the observation that Gutfeld is lazy and that he's doing so well because all anyone in his position would have to do to beat the other late night hosts is show up. Gutfeld agreed.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (QYPq3)

HA! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

Posted by: Ed McMahon as portrayed by Phil Hartman on old SNL at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (QzpS1)

46 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.
Here's a start:
Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)
. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)

Rarely caught sleeping on the job.
Posted by: buzzion

Alex is proactive in leveraging his cohort's bandwidth to synergize the deliverables requested by our stakeholders.

Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 06:54 PM (786Ro)

47 Colorado Alex has a long-standing tradition of existence to the company..

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (fF2aM)

48 Colorado Alex almost never eats someone else's lunch from the refrigerator.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (vrz2I)

49 Fauci needs to swing at the end of a rope for murdering hundreds of thousands

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

50 Colorado Alex, is equitable, diverse, socially justice aware and has stated all of his pronouns.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (gbPXD)

51
Latest data out from Israel and other places shows the booster "protection" lasts about 8 weeks, and then goes to nothing, and less (negative). Data here in the US would show this as well, if the CDC and the medical industrial complex would release it, which it won't.

Rather than the promised herd immunity, all the mRNA injectable products have given the vaxxed population herd OAS, antigenic fixation on the original spike of long extinct Wuhan classic strain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (Mzdiz)

52 We are at the point in Covid, when someone makes an assertion, they should be forced to provide quantifiable, repeatable proof.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (BYJJK)

53 Thanks for understanding, Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (QRQYs)

54 >>> 382
"I am the greatest man to ever work at this firm.

Kneel.

Signed, CO Alex"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (UGDPW)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (llON8)

55 Looks like we're gonna get some weather here Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (arJlL)

56 Clobert is apparently just hunky dory letting NY make decisions for the rest of the country though, isn't he?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (wAnMi)

57 >>Gutfeld's guest last night made the observation that Gutfeld is lazy

He's got 2 interns pulling jokes out of the comments here.

Pretty easy gig..

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (8moh1)

58 Colorado Alex almost never eats someone else's lunch from the refrigerator.
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (vrz2I)

He does sometimes replace a lunch with an exact duplicate lunch.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

59
"Unlike other employees who could be named for a price, CO Alex has never tried to burn this place down."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (UGDPW)

60 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.
Here's a start:
Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...
Posted by: blaster

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .
Posted by: flounder

And when he does, he doesn't get caught!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (BYJJK)

61 Colorado Alex is mostly peaceful.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (QYPq3)

62 Speaking of Israel, they appear to be dumping the Dollar and Euro and moving into the Yuan. Trend?

Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (786Ro)

63 When using the lavatory, Colorado Alex almost always washed his hands before returning to his desk.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (8moh1)

64 Of all the employees at the company Colorado Alex is definitely one of them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (vMCab)

65 "Unlike other employees who could be named for a price, CO Alex has never tried to burn this place down."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (UGDPW)
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Well, they kept moving my desk and taking my stapler!

Posted by: Milton Colorado Alex at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (5pTK/)

66 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.
___

Why?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (QRQYs)

67 Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 06:54 PM (786Ro)

You need to be promoted to Upper Management. Great legalese-or whatever the corporate work equivalent is called.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (fF2aM)

68 JT didn't think today was as nice as was advertised

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (2JoB8)

69 We are at the point in Covid, when someone makes an assertion, they should be forced to provide quantifiable, repeatable proof.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (BYJJK)

They also need to define the terms, since a vax doesn't need a booster, and a booster has to boost.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

70 >>> 61 Colorado Alex is mostly peaceful.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:56 PM (QYPq3)

But when he isn't peaceful, he's inflamed with fiery passion.

For the job.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (llON8)

71 Sure they are.

Posted by: Holy crap at April 21, 2022 06:58 PM (TmkE1)

72
Trump is patting himself on the back for his vaccine, and mentions how "the base" gets angry when he talks about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 06:58 PM (hS/Zs)

73 >>> 66 We are writing a self-eval for Colorado Alex.
___

Why?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (QRQYs)

Um. For the same reason we offered Cannibal Bob that helpful medical advice?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:58 PM (llON8)

74 Railway Spunk Bucket, Road Side Bomb, some kind of date rape drug, Runescape Boards, the internet is no help here

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:58 PM (QzpS1)

75 SMH, because it's comic relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:58 PM (gbPXD)

76 SMH, buy your canning lids and jars now, don't wait for this Summer

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (xhaym)

77
Literally no applause for the vaccine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (hS/Zs)

78 Why?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (QRQYs)
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Because we're easily amused?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (5pTK/)

79 16 Kamalaho combines the two worst qualities of a miserable boss:

Arrogance and Stupidity

Never wrong, always right, never listens, always knows better, and you eat shit constantly for all their dumb mistakes. It's really quite awful.

Ask how I know.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (dscaa)

How do you know?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (II3Gr)

80 Why?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (QRQYs)

Because he has to do a self evaluation for work and the peeps are giving him helpful suggestions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (fF2aM)

81 The vaccines do not work one iota, if they did there would have been a dramatic drop off in cases and "deaths" within a few months, that didn't happen even in countries with high vaccination rates, instead the "pandemic" petered out similarly to the pandemics we've experienced in the past.

As has been said, the virus was real, everything else was bullshit and an Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (mDf7x)

82 What I keep saying:

57 >>Gutfeld's guest last night made the observation that Gutfeld is lazy

He's got 2 interns pulling jokes out of the comments here.

Pretty easy gig..

Posted by: Holy crap at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (TmkE1)

83 Um. For the same reason we offered Cannibal Bob that helpful medical advice?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
___

oookay.

Wasn't here for that, but whatevs.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (QRQYs)

84 I have a snowbrush in my car, but I fear if I take it out and put it away , we'll get a blizzard .

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (arJlL)

85 You can't let California make automotive decisions for the entire country!
Posted by: Not Steven Colbert at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (wBpKf)

At least you guys can get better than 91 octane though. I just saw a piece on YT regarding an EV, and something I hadn't thought about - they can go through tires much faster than regular old cars. As far as I know, they haven't managed to make a tire out of hemp so far.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (wAnMi)

86 >>Trend?

Israel's central bank is "changing their philosophy", and are going to recalibrate Israel's forex reserve holdings. They will reduce the dollar and euro and add yuan and some other currencies.

You better believe this is a trend. Everyone in the world, save for Brandon and the idiot elites in DC, can see the handwriting on the wall. Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin for the dollar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (Mzdiz)

87 Colorado Alex is very concerned about trying to appear competent at his job.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (7SEsG)

88 Railway Spunk Bucket, Road Side Bomb, some kind of date rape drug, Runescape Boards, the internet is no help here
Posted by: banana Dream

That sounds like a pretty good self eval for Colorado Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (BYJJK)

89 Should I have another beer ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (arJlL)

Some sort of sick, trick question?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (wAnMi)

90
"When [the person reading the evaluation] was balls-deep in that goat, CO Alex never said a word about it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (UGDPW)

91 62 Speaking of Israel, they appear to be dumping the Dollar and Euro and moving into the Yuan. Trend?
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (786Ro)

They're going to regret it if they do - not that the dollar is great, but the Chinese have a history of playing games with their money supply that is horrendous. What is so destructive about US Fiscal policy is that we've started doing what China does every year in and out. (obviously China gets away with it internally because any Chinese resident who complains is sent to the Re-Education Camps.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (trdmm)

92 Fat Bret Baier has his buds on his "news" show on FNC, and they commiserated about Florida voting to remove Disney's self-gov privilege.

Saying like, "he already got his win, why pour salt into the wound?"

They are all leftists wearing their stupid "fair and balanced" personnae.

Ask these stooges to comment on Biden and the Jan 6 prisoners. Salt. Wound.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (KiBMU)

93 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Slow Roosevelt Song Lyrics at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

94 >>You better believe this is a trend. Everyone in the world, save for Brandon and the idiot elites in DC, can see the handwriting on the wall.

The WEF wants the Euro and the Dollar to be checked / devalued.

So Biden is doing everything possible to oblige. Because the Chinese own him.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (8moh1)

95 Damn sock.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Fauci saying the CDC should have precedence over judges. Missed that in the Constitution or the enabling legislation for the CDC I guess

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (QZ/dC)

97 Colorado Alex increased market mindshare by 34% three quarters in a row, and also was instrumental in developing a Project Excellence Office that oversees emerging Excellence initiatives.

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

98 Damn sock.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, that sock really hid the fact it was you. Quite the master of disguise, you are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (5pTK/)

99 I mean, she got to approve the photo they used, right?

Pfuckin PSYCHO EYES, buddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

100 So Saint Anthony Fauci is saying "Dickhead Doctor Knows Best"? Well he should know.

OTOH since the matter before the "unqualified Trump appointed Judge" involved statutory interpretation--about which Doctor Fauci knows as much as your average parvo infected poodle puppy --then Dickhead Fauci can stick to medicine--and let the courts handle statutory interpretation.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (K57hO)

101 I saw my nephrologist a couple of weeks ago.

"So you still haven't had a Covid vaccine."

"Right."

"It's funny. When this thing started you were in a very small minority about the vaccines. Now you might very well be in the majority."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (sWM8x)

102 Saying like, "he already got his win, why pour salt into the wound?"

They are all leftists wearing their stupid "fair and balanced" personnae.

Ask these stooges to comment on Biden and the Jan 6 prisoners. Salt. Wound.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (KiBMU)

Clearly they have not read AllenG. Can someone point them to his blog?

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (9otr5)

103 Don't think I have watched the 5 in 2 years

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

104 Does Clobert still do dancing syringes and vaccination songs? Or are they trying to ignore that whole "killing blacks and hispanics at 2x the rate of whites" CDC claim right now?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

105 I once saw Colorado Alex buy a second sandwich to give to the homelss guy who lives outside our office...in exchange for a handjob and a Cleveland Steamer..

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (8moh1)

106 How do you know?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (II3Gr)

Because I AM one.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (dscaa)

107 >> They're going to regret it if they do

They're not going to hold all that much. They're just adding some to the mix and adjusting ratios. It's all about hedging, not putting all your eggs in one basket. They see risk in the dollar (and euro), and are hedging.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (Mzdiz)

108 Sponge!!! Big hug,darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (gbPXD)

109 Speaking of Israel, they appear to be dumping the Dollar and Euro and moving into the Yuan. Trend?
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (786Ro)

Yeah NO:

the yuan will take up 2% of the bank's reserves, and both the Canadian and Australian currencies will have 3.5% each, according to the bank's annual report. The new additions means the euro's share will fall from 30% to 20%, and the dollar will account for 61%, down from 66.5%

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2022 07:03 PM (Irn0L)

110 Colorado Alex donated a goodly amount of Carbon Credits to the company by pledging to avoid baked beans for the rest of the year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 07:03 PM (trdmm)

111 Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:01 PM (8moh1)

For once listen to garrett.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)

112
Clearly they have not read AllenG. Can someone point them to his blog?
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (9otr5)

He has a blog?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (II3Gr)

113 OTOH since the matter before the "unqualified Trump appointed Judge" involved statutory interpretation--about which Doctor Fauci knows as much as your average parvo infected poodle puppy --then Dickhead Fauci can stick to medicine--and let the courts handle statutory interpretation.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (K57hO)

Fauci hardly knows medicine, seems that puppy torturing is more in his line. That and bioweapons.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (eoQWY)

114 I mean, she got to approve the photo they used, right?

Pfuckin PSYCHO EYES, buddy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

The best part? She sat down with the photographer and chose out of at least a dozen of the best shots.

That's the good one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (wAnMi)

115 "Should I have another beer ?"

Another? Keep pouring into the same glass and it is always the same beer.

I'm calling foul! Trick question here.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (1DgE4)

116
"I think it goes without saying that anyone who may have criticized (or failed to applaud) Colorado Alex is a Russian."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (UGDPW)

117 Alex has never once heated leftover fish in the lunchroom microwave.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (Xrfse)

118 Israel's central bank is "changing their philosophy", and are going to recalibrate Israel's forex reserve holdings. They will reduce the dollar and euro and add yuan and some other currencies.

===

smart move

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

119 The yuan doesn't buy you much in Shanghai.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (nZ3UH)

120 Colorado Alex increased market mindshare by 34% three quarters in a row, and also was instrumental in developing a Project Excellence Office that oversees emerging Excellence initiatives.
Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office

He tripled corporate synergies at little to no cost to the corporation and doubled the throughput to marketing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (BYJJK)

121 He has a blog?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (II3Gr)

Old memes are the best memes.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (9otr5)

122 >>For once listen to garrett.

I am garrett. And I do not endorse this message.

Frankly. It doesn't seem like sound advice.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (8moh1)

123 Colorado Alex has a long-standing tradition of existence to the company and to the community at large.
Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:52 PM (PiwSw)

Fuck it, I should have used this.

Also, "I'm a people person."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (wmDcS)

124
Not that any of give a biden (that means "shit") but the MLB and NY Yankees are garbage.

I'm hearing they won't let Paul O'Neill, former player/current announcer, participate in a few events because unvaxxed.

His "vaccine stance," as Fake News puts it.

His "vaccine stance."

My vaccine stance" is Suck My Dick, Jake Tapper. That's my "vaccine stance." (I learned that from Ace.)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (hS/Zs)

125 "It's funny. When this thing started you were in a very small minority about the vaccines. Now you might very well be in the majority."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (sWM8x)

And ignoring the opinion, you ended up with the same protection, or perhaps a little more.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:05 PM (eoQWY)

126 Because I AM one.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (dscaa)

You're a miserable boss?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (II3Gr)

127 Dammit, willowed or wrong thread.

Netflix is a woke piece of shit, but I know a guy who knows a guy, so I can access it.

Started watching a Dutch(?) series in Flemish, set in Belgium called Undercover.
Based on true events about a man and woman going undercover to infiltrate an MDMA production ring.
After three episodes, not bad.
The undercover chick has a great set of legs (Anna Drijver).

Flemish is weird sounding, seems like a mix of German, dutch and English. Sort of.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2022 07:03 PM (LXNOR)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (LXNOR)

128 1 Colbert can go
To hell
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 06:44 PM (vfeXL)

This might be the earliest thread winner in history, folks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Why not throw some pesos in the mix. 10 million pesos will buy you a street taco.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (gbPXD)

130 Colorado Alex sees himself five years older in five years.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (nZ3UH)

131

Democracy dies in darkness. We prove it every day.

Posted by: The Washington Post at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (GDJQV)

132 They're not going to hold all that much. They're just adding some to the mix and adjusting ratios. It's all about hedging, not putting all your eggs in one basket. They see risk in the dollar (and euro), and are hedging. Posted by: publius
-----------------------
Israel does not want the same thing to happen to them as it did to Russia--US or EU forcing sanctions on their reserves.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (Iq9dF)

133 Sponge!!! Big hug,darlin
Posted by: Ben Had

My name's not Sponge !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (arJlL)

134 You better believe this is a trend. Everyone in the world, save for Brandon and the idiot elites in DC, can see the handwriting on the wall. Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin for the dollar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 07:00 PM (Mzdiz)

Which is funny because it means "numbered, weighed and divided into many pieces"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (xhaym)

135 133 Sponge!!! Big hug,darlin
Posted by: Ben Had

My name's not Sponge !
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (arJlL)

Awwwwwkwaaard...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (II3Gr)

136 Remind me, all the alleged conservatives crying for Disney, did the have any sympathy for Mike Lindell when his products were being dumped by various stores and his bank dumping not only his business account, but all of his charity accounts, when he got poltical?

That was somehow reasonable, but pushing back on Disney is somehow gross and needlessly spiking the football after a political win.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (7SEsG)

137 Democracy dies in darkness. We prove it every day.

Posted by: The Washington Post
----------------
And we are helping by dimming the lights. To save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (Iq9dF)

138 You're a miserable boss?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (II3Gr)

Yeah that was the punchline. You see, good comedy always involves the unexpected. And so does whatever I do.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (dscaa)

139
"As of this morning, CO Alex is now a lady. You must promote him."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (UGDPW)

140 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

I'm happy because the replacement fender for the one I broke on Rancher Bob's Gator arrived today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

142 Flournoy has Jada Pinkett Smith hair dresser.

Get Flournoy outta yo mouf! Slap!

At least Flournoy was smart enough to dash off that sinking ship. The SS Easter Bunny is going down faster then Kamala at a DNC convention.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (GwxCX)

143 Yeah that was the punchline. You see, good comedy always involves the unexpected. And so does whatever I do.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:07 PM (dscaa)

Oh. Um, ok.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (II3Gr)

144 141 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

Because they talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (II3Gr)

145 Israel's central bank is "changing their philosophy", and are going to recalibrate Israel's forex reserve holdings. They will reduce the dollar and euro and add yuan and some other currencies.

✡️ shekels?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (BYJJK)

146 Colorado Alex

He has not once used the term maggots nor has he had wall-to wall counseling with his minions who did not meet norms for the Five Year Plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

147 127 Dammit, willowed or wrong thread.

Flemish is weird sounding, seems like a mix of German, dutch and English. Sort of.

also willowed:

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ENGLISH IS A MIXTURE OF GERMAN, DUTCH, AND FLEMISH

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

148 -------------

Yeah, that sock really hid the fact it was you. Quite the master of disguise, you are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 21, 2022 07:02 PM (5pTK/)

LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Awwwwwkwaaard...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Is that your parrot ?

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (arJlL)

150 >>shekels?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (BYJJK)

Hanukkah Gelt.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (8moh1)

151 Tulsi Gabbard is continuing to make me like her.
I just read thru the defamation lawsuits to Mitt Romney and Keith Olberman, 2 of my least favorite people on the planet.
In order to avoid damages they must make a public apology to Ms. Gabbard by April 27.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (jTmQV)

152 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?

Bombardment with incessant propaganda has a tendency to rewire the neural synapses.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (Xrfse)

153 rickb223

It's Biden. He is hated by all the right people. But he is making America into Amerika, the evil country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

154 Slowest, clumsiest draw in the world is embarrassed because the guy he was going to get the drop on was already pointing his firearm at the perp.

https://youtu.be/4g7Udl4EL-Y

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

155 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

If they say anything different, they will be unpersoned.

The real funny thing is that some people are *pretending* to have got COVID just so they can say the same thing to everyone and get credit.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (eoQWY)

156 Too bad we won't be seeing any of those "Administration in turmoil" stories.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM

What? The deuce you say!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (GwxCX)

157 >>Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?

Probably something to do with the Microchips.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:11 PM (8moh1)

158 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ENGLISH IS A MIXTURE OF GERMAN, DUTCH, AND FLEMISH
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

LOL
True.
Bravo.

And French, don't forget those fanooks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2022 07:11 PM (LXNOR)

159 Sponge, You get it and that's what counts.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (gbPXD)

160 I didn't have the deets on Amber Heard, so Crowder put me some f'n knowledge. Hm. All chicks are like that, AFAIK.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (qpX6U)

161 Flemish is weird sounding, seems like a mix of German, dutch and English.

German, Dutch, English & phlegm. Stuck in the back of your throat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (BYJJK)

162 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (GwxCX)

163 139
"As of this morning, CO Alex is now a lady. You must promote him."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (UGDPW)

But to show his openmindedness, CO Alex has also been an early mover and a Great Influencer in favor of Testicle Tanning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (trdmm)

164 The CO Alex recommendations are hilarious

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (5p7BC)

165 149 Awwwwwkwaaard...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Is that your parrot ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (arJlL)

Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM (II3Gr)

166 Do any of these vaccinated and boostered rocket scientists take any prophylactics after they get Covid?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (nZ3UH)

167 141 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker
--------------------
Selection bias, the ones admit bad things are happening to them due to the vaxx don't get media coverage. They also have to self admit deficient thinking skills and demonstrating too much trust in authority.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (Iq9dF)

168 Gee, I'm sure glad you were double vaxed, double boosted and wore your mask all the time, right Stevie? It really helped didn't it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (GwxCX)

169 151 Tulsi Gabbard is continuing to make me like her.

As Johnny Depp texts: "I have uses for her throat that don't involve injury "

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (LXNOR)

170 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022

The vaccine causes brain damage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Gotta hand it to Biden. He's a lot smarter than Trump. He knew to kneecap Anthony Fauci the minute that fucker's Q number fell.

Posted by: JamesCarville at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (Oy+3b)

172 Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:09 PM (jTmQV)

What did they say about Tulsi Gabbard?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (fF2aM)

173 Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Norwegian Blue. It needed the money !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (arJlL)

174 If you haven't seen that picture of the female journalist interviewing Fauci you should because it explains a lot.

We basically wrecked this country and much of the world for 2 years plus so this little homunculus could relive his high school years except this time as the popular kid and not the dork I'm sure he was. He looks like he should be hanging off the end of a keychain. The female who's interviewing him could probably whoop four of him.

He's like the patron saint of little man syndrome.

And then there's the fact we're constantly being harangued by a guy who's 2 years older than Biden who's currently time sharing a brain with a 5 year old. Fauci may not have dementia but I'm pretty damn sure he's not solving algebra problems in his head either.

Who in the hell stays working when they're 81 years old? I'm 4 years away from early retirement and that can't get here fast enough. Meanwhile,Democrats hang around until their staff has to get in touch with them with a Ouija board.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (wb1YC)

175 Royal Society for the Blind - It means you so ugly that blind people, your face is so, it means, ... ha ha see, ... no I got nothin still ...

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (QzpS1)

176 Do any of these vaccinated and boostered rocket scientists take any prophylactics after they get Covid?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (nZ3UH)

They all do, and always have. They just don't want us to have them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

177 So what's next for Hartina Fluornoy? Drag Queen Story Hour?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (9gCWR)

178 ✡️ shekels?
-----------------------
Ducats.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

179 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Zombie Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (ZsR3z)

180 >> "I have uses for her throat that don't involve injury "

Can you read that again?

Posted by: Johnny Depp at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (8moh1)

181 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

May your ranch yield the best horse feed in the area.
There is a gorgeous Appaloosa Stallion eating near me just across the ridge line I walked on. The prairie was burned, and the new growth has 15% more nitrogen. He looks happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

182 But to show his openmindedness, CO Alex has also been an early mover and a Great Influencer in favor of Testicle Tanning.
Posted by: Tom Servo

CO Alex only tans his balloon knot on his lunch hour at the local park.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (BYJJK)

183 Who in the hell stays working when they're 81 years old? I'm 4 years away from early retirement and that can't get here fast enough. Meanwhile,Democrats hang around until their staff has to get in touch with them with a Ouija board.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (wb1YC)

You torture small animals for fun in retirement you go to jail. You do it in government and you get a paycheck.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

184 We still don't quite understand the epidemiology of the Wu. sra blaster had it and I did not, and we were not social distancing there at first. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (9otr5)

185 They called her "treasonous"
On twitter.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (jTmQV)

186 Zerohedge headline:

Russia's Largest Chemical Plant Engulfed In Flames Hours After Mystery Fire At Military Research Facility

Hmm...

http://bitly.ws/qttb

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (sWM8x)

187 If I was into currency trading, I would be buying rubles.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (5p7BC)

188
CO Alex only tans his balloon knot on his lunch hour at the local park.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:14 PM (BYJJK)

"Mommy? What's that guy doing over there on that table?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Do not take Fluornoy if you are allergic to Fluornoy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

190 IMHO: I think Trump has joined The Club. Musk is using Twitter as leverage to join The Club. DeSantis is not joining The Club because he won't run for president.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (b+v9B)

191 Why?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:57 PM (QRQYs)

Because we are givers here.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:16 PM (SH2Zi)

192 Colorado Alex taught me eveeryting I know about anal bleaching.

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 21, 2022 07:16 PM (8moh1)

193 Do not take Fluornoy if you are allergic to Fluornoy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

Fluornoy can cause an infection. Some serious. And cancer........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

194
zerohedge and business insider are 95% lies

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (hS/Zs)

195 SMH, buy your canning lids and jars now, don't wait for this Summer

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 06:59 PM (xhaym)

Yeah, except for the wide mouth, I have seen lots of stock here locally.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (SH2Zi)

196 NaCly, I so wish I could do a controlled burn on my pastures. The grass always comes back so much better.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (gbPXD)

197 Colorado Alex is mostly peaceful.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

CNN reports on CNN+.

https://bit.ly/3928x2x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (FVME7)

198 Russia's Largest Chemical Plant Engulfed In Flames Hours After Mystery Fire At Military Research Facility

(musta been the mimes......)

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (arJlL)

199
"CO Alex is an exemplar of our values at SoullessCorp. Last summer, he advanced the cause of social justice in our community at a car dealership, a Target, and three weave shops."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (UGDPW)

200 FenelonSpoke

Late to the party. But I wanted to say I hope you had a joyous Easter Service, and that Jessie was in top form.

* Respectful tip of the hat to FenelonSpouse *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

201 You torture small animals for fun in retirement you go to jail. You do it in government and you get a paycheck.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:15 P

If Fauci got covid I'd root for covid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (GwxCX)

202 173 Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Norwegian Blue. It needed the money !
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:13 PM (arJlL)

Norwegian Wood... good for fires...

Posted by: John Lennon at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (oHd/0)

203 If I was into currency trading, I'd be trading currency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

204 The last time I bought rubles it was $2 for 1 ruble.
Reagan was president.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (jTmQV)

205 Just steal the election back.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (J8LnB)

206 It's been well over four hours and my schadenboner is still engorged. I'm not seein a schadendoctor for this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (iDcra)

207 It is almost certain that that is ketchup on Colorado Alex's lapel.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)

208 Why does every vaccinated person who gets the wuhu flu say precisely the same thing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

The Nanoparticle carbon signal their neural integration through covid symptoms, and start inputing commands from the G5 cell system. The first tier response is to say that the sufferer is grateful for being vaxxinated

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (xhaym)

209 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM

6th grader with a book report due.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (RkC6l)

210 If Fauci got covid I'd root for covid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (GwxCX)

Of course, just like everyone does root for the monster over Frankenstein.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

211 >> If I was into currency trading, I would be buying rubles.

I think they made that difficult for us in one of their Let's Ruin Our Dollar / Sanctions Packages.

Not for them, I am sure. But for us little people.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (8moh1)

212 Ben Had

I can help you over winter break. We can talk about all the tools that make it safe and effective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

213 Colbert, is supposedly a "Good" Catholic that is Pro Abortion, That is one line I just can't cross. I will never understand it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (dKiJG)

214 Stephen Colbert is to comedy what Margaret Cho is to comedy.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (wb1YC)

215 Do not take Fluornoy if you are allergic to Fluornoy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

Fluornoy can cause an infection. Some serious. And cancer........

and oily stools.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (9gCWR)

216 187 If I was into currency trading, I would be buying rubles.

Posted by: Dave in Fla
----------------------
Currency trading is not for the weak hearted as essentially it is speculative. But, it is how Maynard Keynes made himself wealthy post WWI supposedly by reading the papers in bed and making his currency buys after that. Took him a year or two if I remember correctly.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (Iq9dF)

217 194
zerohedge and business insider are 95% lies
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (hS/Zs)
---
Nonsense. You can disagree with their politics without disbelieving their news stories.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (sWM8x)

218 Gutfeld is the greatest American Hero ever!

Posted by: ziggggeeee at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (+s4x8)

219 Norwegian Wood... good for fires...
Posted by: John Lennon

Norwegian Wood... good for scandi chicks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (BYJJK)

220 Colbert, is supposedly a "Good" Catholic that is Pro Abortion, That is one line I just can't cross. I will never understand it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (dKiJG)

He's no Catholic. He's an anti-Christ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

221 That was the "official" exchange rate, which was bogus, much like the whole of the USSR.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (jTmQV)

222 "CO Alex is an exemplar of our values at SoullessCorp. Last summer, he advanced the cause of social justice in our community at a car dealership, a Target, and three weave shops."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (UGDPW)

Note: edit that quote unless you actually do work for SoullessCorp.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

223 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel

The banjo kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (arJlL)

224 Sam Stein
@samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

-
That's a head scratcher, alright. All they were trying to do was pervert up the kids and, right away, their parents are all pissed off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (FVME7)

225 The Daily Mail on the chemical plant fire and the fatal Tver research lab fires linked in my sock as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (UHVv4)

226 Good evening, horde!

Mr. April insists on continuing to watch FNC, particularly The Five. So I heard all those jabs and Chris Wallace, and it really was funny.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (OX9vb)

227 NaCly, Thank you. I would really appreciate it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (gbPXD)

228 Damn, Fauci is 81? Don't we have mandatory retirement in government? Thought we did.

Posted by: John Lennon at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

229 Colbert, is supposedly a "Good" Catholic that is Pro Abortion, That is one line I just can't cross. I will never understand it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (dKiJG)

Its not a line, its a wall. You advocate abortion, you ain't Catholic.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

230 Colorado Alex was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

231 WARNING :

DO NOT TAUNT COLORADO ALEX

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (8moh1)

232 It's been well over four hours and my schadenboner is still engorged. I'm not seein a schadendoctor for this.

Call me at 867-5309.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

233 and oily stools.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM

That's why Pete Bootyjudge keeps sliding off them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (GwxCX)

234 The handle of Valu-rite in Colorado Alex's desk is most assuredly used only for cuts and abrasions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (xPJvm)

235 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel

Patrick Starfish?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (FVME7)

236 Norwegian Wood... good for fires...

Posted by: John Lennon at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM

Is good for Helga, too, ja? IYKWSMAITYD

Posted by: Sven at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (RkC6l)

237 NaCly, Thank you. I would really appreciate it.
Posted by: Ben Had

(and he calls ME Mr. Smooth......)

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (arJlL)

238 Colorado Alex was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

He knows that spinning is a good trick. Unless holding a coffee.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

239 ow who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches

***
Her speeches are written?

Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (wb1YC)

240 @samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

-
That's a head scratcher, alright. All they were trying to do was pervert up the kids and, right away, their parents are all pissed off!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM (FVME7)

Butterfly flapping was when the Dad got Arrested at a school board meeting, trying to bring attention to the fact his daughter was sexually assaulted at school.

And even though NOT widely covered by the MSM, enough parents heard about it, and said... that could be me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (oHd/0)

241 Stephen Colbert is to comedy as a raging hemorrhoid is to a comfortable sit on a park bench.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I've got $100 that says the fire in the russki plant is a combination of seals and their polish equivalent.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (gbPXD)

243 Colorado Alex loves children and children love him, but not in a creepy way.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (SH2Zi)

244 GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, COLBERT, GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (Vxu+H)

245 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel

The banjo kid from Deliverance.
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM

No, he's president of the United States right now, he's busy. How about Chris Wallace? He's dumb as a brick like Kamala and looking for work.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (GwxCX)

246 Slowest, clumsiest draw in the world is embarrassed because the guy he was going to get the drop on was already pointing his firearm at the perp.

https://youtu.be/4g7Udl4EL-Y
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

The employee probably would have saved a couple of lives in the future if he would have dropped him.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (nZ3UH)

247 229 Colbert, is supposedly a "Good" Catholic that is Pro Abortion, That is one line I just can't cross. I will never understand it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 21, 2022 07:18 PM (dKiJG)

Its not a line, its a wall. You advocate abortion, you ain't Catholic.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

Not Catholic. I can't square it with my Protestant flavor. How could any Christian?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I)

248 ow who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches

***
Her speeches are written?
Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (wb1YC)

It must be hell writing the thousands of cackles into the teleprompter.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

249 What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?
---------
I'd have to look it up, but I think there was some kid in Miami that got caught up in the gender transition bullshit and her parents weren't told.

Might have been a suicide, unless I am thinking about a different story.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 21, 2022 07:23 PM (5p7BC)

250 232 It's been well over four hours and my schadenboner is still engorged. I'm not seein a schadendoctor for this.

Call me at 867-5309.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

Wait? you said your name was JENNIE!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 07:23 PM (oHd/0)

251 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (Vxu+H)

You crack me up.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:23 PM (dscaa)

252 I've got $100 that says the fire in the russki plant is a combination of seals and their polish equivalent.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (gbPXD)

That definitely would be an act of war.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (nZ3UH)

253 NaCly, I so wish I could do a controlled burn on my pastures. The grass always comes back so much better.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:17 PM (gbPXD)

I suppose the local fire district and DNR would be on you for "unwise torch-cutting on farm equipment in the back 40", especially when they see you have mowed and disked the fencelines.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (xhaym)

254 Sam Stein
@samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

-
That's a head scratcher, alright. All they were trying to do was pervert up the kids and, right away, their parents are all pissed off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:19 PM

Greek slang for teh ghey is "butterfly". This guy hit it out of the park and didn't even know it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (RkC6l)

255 She died while being positioned for success.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (J8LnB)

256 >>>The employee probably would have saved a couple of lives in the future if he would have dropped him.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (nZ3UH)

I was going to comment the perp is very fortunate to be alive, still.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (QYPq3)

257 Its not a line, its a wall. You advocate abortion, you ain't Catholic.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

Not Catholic. I can't square it with my Protestant flavor. How could any Christian?
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (Vr12I)

As a Catholic, though, I know there was a Papal decision that you could not be in good standing with the church and have those views, back in the 80s probably. Every so often a political will be barred from Mass over it. Morality aside, it's canon law for us.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

258 Kindltot, I would just make a large donation to the volunteer fire dept and have them do it for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:26 PM (gbPXD)

259 @samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

****

An American journalist everyone.

**slow clap**

Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:27 PM (wb1YC)

260 Hartina Fluornoy must not find space exciting.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

261 I was going to comment the perp is very fortunate to be alive, still.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM

Yep. I would have dropped him at the first sight of the gun. He had no escape route and the dude went for his gun, should have capped him. Good senses on the employee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (GwxCX)

262 What makes anyone think any speech writer for The Ho has been worth anything?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (2JoB8)

263 >> Hartina Fluornoy must not find space exciting.

She doesn't see the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (Mzdiz)

264 The Polish Seals are called Otters!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

265 Colorado Alex single-handedly saved the world from global warming at least three times.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (SH2Zi)

266 You crack me up.
Posted by: ...

I got super glue and duct tape. Just tell where you need it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (Vxu+H)

267 So now I actually have something in common with Stephen Colbert.... we both have the Coof right now. But that's where the similarities end. I took the first 2 vaxxes in July and August but have no intention of getting boosted. Guess I won't be "needing" a booster anyway after this week...

Posted by: Secret Square at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (9WuX0)

268 Looking forward to the weekend. I take a customary break from observing the villainy going on in the country. I hope the rest of the Horde can do that.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)

269 ****

An American journalist everyone.

**slow clap**
Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:27 PM (wb1YC)

He should have interviewed the butterfly first!!!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

270 I haven't watched Gutfield since the Red Eye days, never watched the five haven't watched his new show. Nothing against them I just don't watch tv anymore. Is his new show anything like Red Eye? Because I really liked that, the format, the comedians, PAB, Carrie Keagan, the leg chair.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (QzpS1)

271 nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (QzpS1)

272 >>@samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

Maybe it was assholes like you continuing to lie about what the bill says and use a completely dishonest smear campaign to slime your political opponents because you are upset you can't indoctrinate 5 years olds with your creepy sexual fantasies.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

273 Nood goats

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (R5nS2)

274 Veep Throat simply moved the revolving door from bedroom to office.

Might as well, she already got as far as was possible with the kneepad act. All she must do now, is merely *outlive* the paste-eater.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (dpnJh)

275 Petalouda 1

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

276 "Yep. I would have dropped him at the first sight of the gun."

I never saw the gun, I saw the clumsy reach.
Shooting someone, even with cause, will usually put you in a world of hurt.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (jTmQV)

277 I got super glue and duct tape. Just tell where you need it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (Vxu+H)

Hmmm. I usually have to pay for this sort of thing.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (dscaa)

278 Slowest, clumsiest draw in the world is embarrassed because the guy he was going to get the drop on was already pointing his firearm at the perp.

-
Speaking of vicious parking lot attacks . . . .

https://youtu.be/1UYcS1XgZ0Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (FVME7)

279 You will never know how hard it is to write a speech that says nothing-Hartina Flournoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (gbPXD)

280 Modern journalism is great, isn't it?

You don't have to actually put any work in, you just go on social media and ask everybody else what the hell is going on. And then later after the guy from Craigslist has left and you finished your nightly weeping, you crank out some garbage opinion for the next morning that's about .05% different than the rest of the garbage opinions of your peers.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (wb1YC)

281 >>>Guess I won't be "needing" a booster anyway after this week...

Posted by: Secret Square at April 21, 2022 07:28 PM (9WuX0)

No, but you may need a cardiologist or hemotolgist!

***don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all week!***

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

282 Robert Barnes says K. Harris is the dumbest attorney he has ever encountered in court.

Posted by: profligatewaste at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (Be3jb)

283 Gutfield should be charged with Assault and Battery on Chris Wallace's ego.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (4fSQf)

284 Here Kamala, your next speech.

Space, what can ya say about space, hmmmm cackle cackle cackle. It big, like really big, lotsa space in space. I used to smoke pot and watch lost in space cackle cackle cackle. I am glad to be here at big space agency today. Because you've got a lot to do because space is huge. Thank you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (GwxCX)

285 267 So now I actually have something in common with Stephen Colbert.... we both have the Coof right now. But that's where the similarities end. I took the first 2 vaxxes in July and August but have no intention of getting boosted. Guess I won't be "needing" a booster anyway after this week... Posted by: Secret Square

--------------------------
Watch for blood pressure fluctuations and take it very easy for a couple of months. I've had it twice and with subsequent infections related to it (bronchitis the first time and pneumonia the second) and now being treated for long haul covid (have immuno deficiencies) by a specialist.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (Iq9dF)

286 Colorado Alex is very passionate about co-workers.

Posted by: rd at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (Z32m1)

287 Shorter Sam Stein: who do we need to destroy so we can kill this movement ASAP? Gimme a name...

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 07:32 PM (7SEsG)

288 I haven't watched Gutfield since the Red Eye days, never watched the five haven't watched his new show. Nothing against them I just don't watch tv anymore. Is his new show anything like Red Eye? Because I really liked that, the format, the comedians, PAB, Carrie Keagan, the leg chair.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 07:29 PM (QzpS1)

Never saw Red Eye, but know it is a lot more sedate, but the clips I see on YouTube are often amusing. And they don't have the massive liberal idiot on as balance like the five did - Juan Williams.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

289 Now who is Kamala going to get to write her speeches.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2022 07:12 PM
.......

Ace could put her in contact with Corky.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

290 Modern journalism is great, isn't it?

You don't have to actually put any work in, you just go on social media and ask everybody else what the hell is going on. And then later after the guy from Craigslist has left and you finished your nightly weeping, you crank out some garbage opinion for the next morning that's about .05% different than the rest of the garbage opinions of your peers.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 21, 2022 07:31 PM (wb1YC)

.05 percent different? That's the road to cancel-dom.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:34 PM (eoQWY)

291 You will never know how hard it is to write a speech that says nothing-Hartina Flournoy.
Posted by: Ben Had

We just wrote a self eval for CO Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:35 PM (H4qIP)

292 Ace could put her in contact with Corky.
Posted by: wth

The pin head? He refused.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (H4qIP)

293 >>@samstein
What was the butterfly flapping its wings moment behind the Don’t Say Gay bill in Florida? Obviously, someone/something sparked this ripple which turned into a wave which turned into a tsunami that now is hitting Disney. But what/who was it?

Maybe it was assholes like you continuing to lie about what the bill says and use a completely dishonest smear campaign to slime your political opponents because you are upset you can't indoctrinate 5 years olds with your creepy sexual fantasies.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Amazing how these days people put pubic affidavits on line that they are incompetent at their jobs. In my day people worked to conceal that as long as they could.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

294 "Tulsi Gabbard is continuing to make me like her.
I just read thru the defamation lawsuits to Mitt Romney and Keith Olberman, 2 of my least favorite people on the planet.
In order to avoid damages they must make a public apology to Ms. Gabbard by April 27."

I'm not Gabbards biggest fan. I've heard some of the things she said in the past, and still remember them. But she has been right on several of the issues du jour. I also don't like how she's tried to leverage her service as a nurse, into some kind of imprimatur for war strategy. That said, she's served our country and still does unlike Romney and his brood of cowards. I would have preferred she said Romney had to take it in the ass from a donkey while standing in Times Square, that loathsome piece of shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2022 07:37 PM (L9/32)

295 Tulsi Gabbard is a liar, a crook, a con artist, and a commie.

Tulsi is one of Klaus Schwab's "Young Global Leaders"

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 07:47 PM (QrvWz)

296 252 I've got $100 that says the fire in the russki plant is a combination of seals and their polish equivalent.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 07:22 PM (gbPXD)

That definitely would be an act of war.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 21, 2022 07:24 PM (nZ3UH)

You mean like having the Ukraine military trained by Green Beret A Teams? which may very well still be there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

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