Julie Kelly: Vindictive Justice Department Will Re-Try the Two Remaining Whitmer "Fednapping" Defendants

They cannot win this case. But the point is not to win. The point is to punish through endless lawless process.

You will be made to bow.

Despite a humiliating defeat in what the Justice Department considered one of its biggest domestic terror investigations in recent history, federal prosecutors announced they will re-try two men who were not acquitted last week on charges of conspiring to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in 2020.
Chief District Court Judge Robert Jonker declared a mistrial on April 8 after a jury in western Michigan could not agree on the guilt of Adam Fox, the so-called ringleader, and Barry Croft, Jr. related to the alleged plot; two other men, Daniel Harris and Brandon Caserta, were found not guilty on all charges and went home last Friday night after spending 18 months in jail.
Defense attorneys argued the men were entrapped by the FBI, which the jury presumably believed in the case of Harris and Caserta. Numerous FBI experts and agents took the stand for the government, as did Dan Chappel, the lead informant and one of his FBI handlers. The three-week trial exposed a wide-ranging operation inside the FBI and Justice Department to target the men--who did not know each other until the FBI got involved--infiltrate the group with informants and undercover agents, create encrypted group chats monitored by the FBI, plan and fund excursions including a surveillance trip to Whitmer's summer cottage, secretly record every conversation including when the targets were high on marijuana, and drive several defendants to the arrest site in October 2020 under a phony pretense.
Nonetheless, Andrew Birge, assistant U.S. Attorney for Western Michigan, confirmed this week his office plans to again prosecute Fox and Croft; Birge's office told a Grand Rapids television station on Monday that charges will be refiled.

There were more federal agents in this "conspiracy" than actual "conspirators." And that's not an exaggeration; that's the actual math.

Meanwhile, the very same Department of Justice settled with the violent riot organization Black Lives Matter, agreeing to limit the police's ability to deploy gas and other non-lethal methods to force violent protesters to disperse.

Isn't that convenient? One hand of the revolution sues, the other hand of the revolution settles, and together, both hands pull the pillars of society down.

Today, the Department of Justice announced that it has reached an agreement to settle claims in four civil cases arising from the June 1, 2020, law enforcement response to racial justice demonstrations in Lafayette Square in Washington, D.C.
As part of the settlement, the United States Park Police (USPP) and the United States Secret Service (USSS) agreed to update and clarify their policies governing demonstrations, and to implement the policy changes within 30 days of today's settlement. The plaintiffs, Black Lives Matter D.C. and individuals who attended the protests, agreed to dismiss their claims for equitable relief against the United States.
Changes to the agency's policies include more specific requirements for visible identification of officers, limits on the use of non-lethal force and procedures to facilitate safe crowd dispersal.
...
USPP's updated policy, which it released today, will:
- Require officers to wear fully visible badges and nameplates including on outerwear, tactical gear and helmets;
- Implement guidelines concerning the use of non-lethal force, including de-escalation tactics;
- Adopt clearer procedures for issuing dispersal warnings and permitting demonstrators to disperse; and

Also, the US Secret Service will amend its policies to specify that just because some demonstrators have repeatedly engaged in violence in the past does not mean they should be suspected of harboring the desire to become violent again.

No, really:

Within the next 30 days, the USSS will:
- Amend its policies to provide that the fact that some demonstrators have engaged in unlawful conduct does not ordinarily provide blanket grounds for use of force, crowd dispersal or declaration of unlawful assembly.

Gee I wonder if that new rule will also apply to the Oath Keepers or Proud Boys or nah.

Relatedly, a January 6 defendant plans to put Trump at the center of his defense, claiming that the president authorized the Capitol breach and that any fault must lie with him.

A man charged with breaching the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, told jurors Wednesday he believed he was following "presidential orders" to go inside the building and attempt to prevent Congress from finalizing the 2020 election.
Dustin Thompson -- who is facing charges on attempting to obstruct Congress' electoral vote-counting session, as well as for stealing a coat tree from a Capitol office -- argues that then President Donald Trump's apocalyptic rhetoric on Jan. 6...

"Apocalyptic." You're the objective truth-telling neutral reporters, right?

... capping a monthslong campaign to convince supporters the election was stolen...

It was. Oh wait, what's the term the conspirators settled on...? Oh yes: The election was "fortified" against the possibility of a result the left didn't like.

...drove him to join the mob that breached the building.

In college, some friends and I raided an administrative building late at night and stole this giant throne-like chair, which we then installed in our campus apartment. Okay, I'm lying, I wasn't part of the raid, but it was in my apartment, so I'm sure I could have gotten in trouble for Harboring Fugitive Furnishings.

I probably would have gotten off when I agreed to testify against my friends, but then that would have weighed (lightly) on my conscience, so I still would have paid a (trifling) price.

Anyway, none of us thought we'd get into serious trouble for this Theft of the Century.

But this guy is being threatened with seven federal counts:

Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting; Theft of Government Property; Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds; Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building; Parading, Demonstrating or Picketing in a Capitol Building

Repetitive counts of disorderly and "disruptive" conduct, "parading," "demonstrating," and for stealing a bottle of liquor and a coat tree.

Other people have been sentenced to four fucking years in prison for this penny-ante college-lark bullshit.

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:15 PM (zjgNU)

2 Didn't make the content mistake this time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:15 PM (zjgNU)

3 I'll get the corgis, I guess

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:15 PM (zjgNU)

4 And still took the top 4 after nooding.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:16 PM (zjgNU)

5 So, should I "Sponge", too?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:16 PM (zjgNU)

6 And they'll be looking at the other two that got off for copyright violations on their computers to throw them in prison again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

7 I called it the day the verdicts came out

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 04:17 PM (+HFDN)

8 this giant throne-like chair, which we then installed in our campus apartment.

And that commode was the envy of your classmates, wasn't it, Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2022 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)

9 We need a wholesale firing of everyone employed by the Federal Government.

And a 14th Amendment type law denying them from ever working in the Federal Government again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 14, 2022 04:18 PM (zjgNU)

10 There are two Americas! (maybe more, but at least two).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2022 04:18 PM (TNyrE)

11 Show me the man, I'll show you the crime.
J . Stalin

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (M2fjF)

12 Maybe Joy Behar was right after all.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (AiZBA)

13 They cannot win this case. But the point is not to win. The point is to punish through endless lawless process.

And to keep it -- evil right-wing domestic terrorist threat in USA!!! -- in the news for the gullible sheep in the American public.

Specifically for the gullible sheep in the Michigan electorate, as Wretched is up for re-election in 6+ months.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (Do5/p)

14 What's clear is that if there is another populist-conservative president, he needs his own wingman AG from as close to his inner circle as possible.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (wBpKf)

15 >>>Meanwhile, the very same Department of Justice settled with the violent riot organization Black Lives Matter, agreeing to limit the police's ability to deploy gas and other non-lethal methods to force violent protesters to disperse.

Almost like the DOJ and BLM are co-conspirators, or something.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (bhRsz)

16 These are Show Trials, as Ace indicates. The process is the point, right? Convictions and punishment is just nice icing. In any event, people's lives are always damaged, and occasionally ruined.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (Vr12I)

17 They cannot win this case. But the point is not to win. The point is to punish through endless lawless process.
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The other point is also to keep The Narrative alive for their mental patients.

I went to imgur the other day (used to be fun, is now a boring decrepit leftard cesspool) and they were whining non fucking stop about the white supremacists who tried to kidnap a governor and got away with it because they weren't black.

It's Reality to them as well as great Fear Fodder for the plants and mobys to spread like manure without Trump around.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (2PaTu)

18 So, to summarize:
Repeated, malicious prosecution and wrongful imprisonment if you dare be non-Left.

Legal protections for violent thugs if you are Left.

Nice justice system we have here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

19 @7

>>I called it the day the verdicts came out.

Unmitigated Evil combined with an unlimited budget and time is a hell of a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (/FfhO)

20 I'm guessing all of those seven offences are now capital crimes? With a potential death penalty? Sounds fair...(/sarc)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (YIVH2)

21 This time they will get a "better" jury wink, wink

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (+HFDN)

22 They rig elections, why would they not rig trials?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (Y5qcH)

23 13 Specifically for the gullible sheep in the Michigan electorate, as Wretched is up for re-election in 6+ months.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (Do5/p)

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At this point (if ever), I doubt the FBI gives one whit about Whitmer. This is about professional pride. They don't lose cases. They are the ones in charge.

I can't imagine this playing well across the whole of MI. "Okay, the trial is over. Let's move on."

"NO!!!!! We will have our vengeance! In this life or the next!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

24 7 I called it the day the verdicts came out

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 04:17 PM (+HFDN)

Yes you did.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM (2PaTu)

25 He stole a coat tree. Have you at last no decency? Or are you cool with coat tree thieves?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM (xIb8A)

26 If the judge is in the bag, that's all it takes.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM (Vr12I)

27 The Secret Service should just go back to looking for funny money again, though I suppose counterfeiting is probably not the business to get into considering inflation.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (dpJ62)

28 14 What's clear is that if there is another populist-conservative president, he needs his own wingman AG from as close to his inner circle as possible.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (wBpKf)

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Fire everyone possible, leaving some mid-level flunky in charge of every department by default until Mitch decides that he can't take rejecting all of the nominees Trump actually wants to take control of the departments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

29 >>>I probably would have gotten off when I agreed to testify against my friends, but then that would have weighed (lightly) on my conscience, so I still would have paid a (trifling) price.

Or you could've gotten Al Pacino to represent you at the inquiry.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (xPl2J)

30 I say, ace, why do you keep picking on the poor FBI like this?

On my honor as a schill for the FBI, straight shooters, one and all.

It's only a few bad apple crates among the apples.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (5pTK/)

31 They cannot win this case. But the point is not to win. The point is to punish through endless lawless process.
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They have all the money and the full narrative on their side. They have to keep trying and trying and trying until the victim is bankrupt and suicidal. Then the victim will either deal and hand the monsters a victory, or the victim will commit suicide which isn't as good but still acceptable. The best outcome, I suspect, would be the victim killing the perpetrator and *then* committing suicide, because then the narrative can be about how the terrorist killed some brave state agent and they were right all along about that bastard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

32 Lindsay Graham wants disorderly conduct in a federal building to be a capital offense.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (5kI0z)

33 Re try away, nothing is going to change. Just a waste of taxpayer money and the swamp is good at doing that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (bVYXr)

34 I say, ace, why do you keep picking on the poor FBI like this?

On my honor as a schill for the FBI, straight shooters, one and all.

It's only a few bad apple crates among the apples.
Posted by: Andy McCarthy at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (5pTK/)
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You and Sean Hannity should go fellate each-other, Andy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

35 Meanwhile a J6 prisoner who was supposed to get a visit from his family gets moved to another facility at the last minute.

https://tinyurl.com/y3sp8usy

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (nxdel)

36 Remind me, what's double jeopardy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

37 Remind me, what's double jeopardy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)
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Not this. They weren't acquitted, the jury hung.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

38 Vindictive Justice Department Will Re-Try the Two Remaining Whitmer "Fednapping" Defendants

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Department of ~~Justice~~Spite

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (kf6Ak)

39 36 Remind me, what's double jeopardy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

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Subpar Morgan Freeman movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

40 At this point (if ever), I doubt the FBI gives one whit about Whitmer. This is about professional pride. They don't lose cases. They are the ones in charge.
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This.

The FBI historically has been very proud indeed of their batting average in gaining convictions. When my father was the CO of Marine contingent on a naval base he had to work with the FBI, and said that they wouldn't lift a finger unless a case was a slam dunk, so as to maintain their conviction rate.

Why they pursued this case is a mystery, unless punishing political opponents trumped (?) concerns about their conviction rate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (xIb8A)

41 Didn't we just have a terrorist in NYC that said he shot a bunch of people because the FNM told him the Ukraine war was going to be the end of the world?

Are we going to arrest Tater, Don LeMon, and Anderson "Leave me alone Griffin" Cooper?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (ESjRY)

42 He stole a coat tree. Have you at last no decency? Or are you cool with coat tree thieves?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM (xIb8A)

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One of the Capitol Police finest told him it was a vote tree. One can understand is reasoning when told that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (TNyrE)

43 28
Fire everyone possible, leaving some mid-level flunky in charge of every department by default until Mitch decides that he can't take rejecting all of the nominees Trump actually wants to take control of the departments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

I was agreeing 100% with your premise right up until you mentioned Mitch. In a just world, Mitch will be relegated to some pissant committee and nowhere near a leadership post.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

44 32 Lindsay Graham wants disorderly conduct in a federal building to be a capital offense.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (5kI0z)

We Have to protect Our phoney baloney jobs !

Posted by: Gov. Lindsey Le Ptomaine Graham at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (+HFDN)

45 Why they pursued this case is a mystery, unless punishing political opponents trumped (?) concerns about their conviction rate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (xIb8A)
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It's worked before. Remember the guy who supposedly was going to bomb the Christmas tree lighting in Portland? I wonder if that wasn't a similar deal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 04:25 PM (ARs9M)

46 This.

The FBI historically has been very proud indeed of their batting average in gaining convictions. When my father was the CO of Marine contingent on a naval base he had to work with the FBI, and said that they wouldn't lift a finger unless a case was a slam dunk, so as to maintain their conviction rate.

Why they pursued this case is a mystery, unless punishing political opponents trumped (?) concerns about their conviction rate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (xIb8A)
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It was also probably a test case for them on a pure set-up political hit in the interior.

And for the reasons you described, plus that, they will probably never concede defeat.

Jury nullification for all FBI cases. Every single one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

47 Lindsay Graham wants disorderly conduct in a federal building to be a capital offense.

Let me suggest instead that every Senator has to go to each county in their state every month with a crate of tomatoes, and the voters may choose to throw those tomatoes at their senator.

Fair?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2022 04:26 PM (ESjRY)

48 44 32 Lindsay Graham wants disorderly conduct in a federal building to be a capital offense.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:22 PM (5kI0z)

But not when communists are rioting about a Supreme Court nominee. Noted, shitstain.

Posted by: ... at April 14, 2022 04:26 PM (7YNMy)

49 Vindictive Justice Department used to tour with The Righteous Brothers back in the day, IIRC.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:26 PM (jYQlA)

50 Were the Fbi moles washington city po-lice well-badged, name-tagged, and polite during the 6Jan21 reichstag murder of of Ashli Babbitt?

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2022 04:26 PM (M2fjF)

51 He stole a coat tree

Horrible! Maybe it had George Washington's coat on it. No- scratch that. There were no redeeming qualities about Washington whatsoever because his family had slaves. It had Roosevelt's jacket on it-not the horrible one who had a statue with an India beside him-but the 30's one./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:26 PM (fF2aM)

52 Or was it The Police?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (jYQlA)

53 It's worked before. Remember the guy who supposedly was going to bomb the Christmas tree lighting in Portland? I wonder if that wasn't a similar deal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 04:25 PM (ARs9M)
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They allow Christmas trees in Portland??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (xIb8A)

54 Its all part of the "damn you take the deal" approach of the feds so their conviction numbers stay high and they don't have to go to court where they are really crappy at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

55 Their crime was Insolence. TPTB will not tolerate Insolence.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (Vr12I)

56 "Also, the US Secret Service will amend its policies to specify that just because some demonstrators have repeatedly engaged in violence in the past does not mean they should be suspected of harboring the desire to become violent again."

It's not like the Feds are unfamiliar with this concept. Every member of the Dem-Media Complex screams every time a black thug is harassed or arrested by white cops, because they know the thug was - wait for it - profiled as a criminal on-sight by white-cops.

Posted by: Gref at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)

57 Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting; Theft of Government Property; Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds; Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building; Parading, Demonstrating or Picketing in a Capitol Building
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The penalties/charges would have been less if he had just started shooting and burning down the restricted building.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (iDcra)

58 I heard Julie interviewed on several conservative talk radio shows after the first trial.

One silver lining she pointed out in retrying these two is that in the first trial the judge suppressed a lot more damning evidence against the FBI & DOJ (which she believes would have exonerated these two as well) and which could possibly come out in this second one.

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (7k89c)

59 Meant "Indian" not India.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:27 PM (fF2aM)

60 43 I was agreeing 100% with your premise right up until you mentioned Mitch. In a just world, Mitch will be relegated to some pissant committee and nowhere near a leadership post.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2022 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

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He's going to remain leader until he chooses not to.

He's not going to lose an election of any kind until he decides to retire or he dies. He's part of the political reality until that happens.

That being said, though, I doubt he runs in 2024. Too many moves over the past couple of years (getting laws changed in Kentucky about Senate replacements, grooming Thune) to make me think he's going to go through with it all again, especially if Trump wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

61 Their crime was Insolence.

I'm aghast. Did he say something rude about Pelosi before he sat in the Queen's chair?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:28 PM (fF2aM)

62 Senator the peasants are revolting!

Miss Lindsay: I know they stink on ice!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (ESjRY)

63 Their crime was Insolence.

I'm aghast. Did he say something rude about Pelosi before he sat in the Queen's chair?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:28 PM (fF2aM)
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The mere presence of Deplorables anywhere in the city of Washington, DC - much less a government building, much less the freaking *capitol* - is an affront that must be brutally punished.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (DU+/6)

64 I wonder if Julie Kelly ends getting more hate tweets than Meghan McCain each day?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (TNyrE)

65 Julie Kelly just tweeted a DOJ request for $34million for 130 term positions, 80 attorneys to help handle the 750+ cases resulting from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/
1514699991939485709

Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (VhE0u)

66 Thing about the Whitmer, the judge prevented testimony on agent's background (one domestic abuse after swinger orgy) and "informants" as one got paid 54K.

New judge may not be so kind. As well as potential jury not knowing this.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (NW9xb)

67 I wonder if Julie Kelly ends getting more hate tweets than Meghan McCain each day?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (TNyrE)
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I'd guarantee it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

68 And for the reasons you described, plus that, they will probably never concede defeat.

Jury nullification for all FBI cases. Every single one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

FBI has a 98% Conviction Rate.
DOJ, who prosecutes those cases, Plea Bargains 98% of its cases.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (oHd/0)

69 Many years ago, my buddy got extremely intoxicated and attempted to steal the civil war cannon from in front of the court house. Single-handedly. He made it as far as a block before he abandoned it in the street.

Later, the city fathers filled it with concrete and anchored it to its pedestal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (Wnd0C)

70 I can't imagine this playing well across the whole of MI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:21 PM

Does not matter how this is playing in Michigan. It is a decades-long Blue state. And the scrunt triumvirate of Wrecthed-Nessel-Benson control the state voting process.

They took it over in 2018, solidified it in 2020 to help steal Michigan for Biden and nothing has been done since to restore any sort of fairness.

Michigan is gone. 2020 was an aberration. I have no doubt that Wretched and her minions Nessel and Benson will be re-elected easily.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (Do5/p)

71 Julie Kelly just tweeted a DOJ request for $34million for 130 term positions, 80 attorneys to help handle the 750+ cases resulting from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/
1514699991939485709
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2022 04:29 PM (VhE0u)
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More money than I will earn in my lifetime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

72 new update just out on the Moskva, discussed at the end of the last thread; the Russians were attempting to tow it back to port, but the Russian Government just announced that the tow failed, and the Moskva is now sunk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (trdmm)

73 Afternoon.

The Left can collectively eat a dick.

Anyway, here's a soothing livestream of a tank jelly fish at Monterey Bay Aquarium.

https://youtu.be/fb8dk9w3fnQ

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (1Yy3c)

74 66 Thing about the Whitmer, the judge prevented testimony on agent's background (one domestic abuse after swinger orgy) and "informants" as one got paid 54K.

New judge may not be so kind. As well as potential jury not knowing this.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (NW9xb)

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"I was born yesterday and think the FBI is the most important part of the US government."

"We'll allow him."
-The defense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

75 61 Their crime was Insolence.

I'm aghast. Did he say something rude about Pelosi before he sat in the Queen's chair?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:28 PM (fF2aM)

They were SMIRKING! Smirking in Congress Will. Not. Stand!

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (Vr12I)

76 The two found Not Guilty will become Best Evidence.

I hope they don't kill themselves or become dead in a botched robbery where nothing is taken.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (rm16k)

77 The Governor of a State should declare that no federal law enforcement "agency" shall operate, conduct raids, work investigations, etc,etc, in their State unless the operation is first reviewed by and approved by the Governor's office.

Make the bastards wait a year or two like the ATF does to law abiding citizens.

For The People...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (R/m4+)

78 So when Dems lose the House and Senate do you think they will relent or spiral further into madness?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (0CuV9)

79 Fox and Croft sounds like a police or detective show.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (lgeFv)

80 Who knew lese majeste would make a comeback in the 21st century?

Posted by: Moki at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (JrN/x)

81 78 So when Dems lose the House and Senate do you think they will relent or spiral further into madness?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (0CuV9)

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Who's going to be left in charge?

There's your answer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

82 If you want to know who your rulers are, look for whoose coat rack you can't steal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (XvPQV)

83 We need common sense coat tree control.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (X3mnI)

84 So no moar talk of rape?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (0CuV9)

85 82 If you want to know who your rulers are, look for whose coat rack you can't steal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (XvPQV)

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*eyes ace's coat rack*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

86 78 So when Dems lose the House and Senate do you think they will relent or spiral further into madness?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (0CuV9)

No. They will move the government to Avignon.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (Vr12I)

87 78 So when Dems lose the House and Senate do you think they will relent or spiral further into madness?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (0CuV9)
____________

The latter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (xIb8A)

88 81 78 So when Dems lose the House and Senate do you think they will relent or spiral further into madness?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (0CuV9)

=========

Who's going to be left in charge?

There's your answer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

The bureaucracy? The colleges? Which aspects of our society are we talking about anyways?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)

89 Fox and Croft sounds like a police or detective show.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (lgeFv)

Or part of a shitty band

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (NW9xb)

90 So Moskva is first capital ship since the Falkland islands war to sink in battle?

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (rm16k)

91 The cruelty is without limits. Of course: they're Leninists. I heard that a J6 prisoner scheduled to see his family for the first time in 15 months was abruptly moved the night prior. This is what the Soviets would do.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (H8QX8)

92 79 Fox and Croft sounds like a police or detective show.
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Seals and Croft were kind of creepy and very unhealthy looking.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (0CuV9)

93 Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (Vr12I)

Was it 1st or 2nd degree smirking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (fF2aM)

94 88 Who's going to be left in charge?

There's your answer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

The bureaucracy? The colleges? Which aspects of our society are we talking about anyways?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)

========

At least in terms of elected Democrats, there will be the Squad and the remnants of the Old New Left. It's going to be crazy pants, and their support out in the culture (like academia and Big Tech) will shovel money at them to remain as crazy as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

95 More money than I will earn in my lifetime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)
~~~~~

They're never going to quit.

I'm sorry for the former and current federal workers here who insist that there are many good people at these agencies. Maybe there are, but there are far too many who are willing to carry out these outrageous arrests and prosecutions.

And I say this as a former government worker.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (VhE0u)

96 Remind me, what's double jeopardy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

That's when you get double the money for getting the right question.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (1Yy3c)

97 I'd guarantee it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

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As do I. Of course, unlike Meghan McVain, she isn't going to blather on about it, in a farcical plea for sympathy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (TNyrE)

98 79 Fox and Croft sounds like a police or detective show.

or the makers of fine clothing for gentlemen

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (2cfUo)

99 No. They will move the government to Avignon.
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (0CuV9)

100 93 Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (Vr12I)

Was it 1st or 2nd degree smirking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (fF2aM)

1st Degree. Aggravated Smirking, accompanied by a Sneer.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:34 PM (Vr12I)

101 Remind me, what's double jeopardy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

The first time I ever saw Fred MacMurray play a baddie.

It was a bit disturbing....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 14, 2022 04:35 PM (906pl)

102 6 And they'll be looking at the other two that got off for copyright violations on their computers to throw them in prison again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

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Missing mattress tags. 99.99% conviction rate ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2022 04:35 PM (7k89c)

103 Was it 1st or 2nd degree smirking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (fF2aM)
++++
First Degree Aggravated Smirking with Intent to Sneer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

104 No one needs more than one coat tree a month.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:35 PM (jYQlA)

105 Damn, Kraken.

You're on my wavelength. Or I'm on yours. Or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

106 You and Sean Hannity should go fellate each-other, Andy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

That's hot.

Posted by: David French at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (1Yy3c)

107 That's hot.
Posted by: David French at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (1Yy3c)
+++
:: shudders ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

108 106 You and Sean Hannity should go fellate each-other, Andy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

That's hot.
Posted by: David French at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (1Yy3c)

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One of them must be wearing a dress...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

109 92 79 Fox and Croft sounds like a police or detective show.
------------------
Seals and Croft were kind of creepy and very unhealthy looking.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (0CuV9)

They had that Woodie Guthrie vibe.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (Vr12I)

110 No. They will move the government to Avignon.

Posted by: kraken

That's some erudite snark, right there.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)

111 90 So Moskva is first capital ship since the Falkland islands war to sink in battle?
Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (rm16k)

Yes, largest since the General Belgrano. (which was much larger than the English destroyers that were lost)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (trdmm)

112 The first time I ever saw Fred MacMurray play a baddie.

Yeah he played a lot of heavies before he got his good guy roles later. Its unnerving to see how good he is at evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

113 No one needs more than one coat tree a month.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:35 PM (jYQlA)
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And you certainly don't need one that holds more than 4 coats...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (YIVH2)

114 Seals and Croft were kind of creepy and very unhealthy looking.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (0CuV9)

Concur. They were into some weird shit and what was up with Jim's stupid hat?

Bald hippies are the worst...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (R/m4+)

115 Damn, Kraken.

You're on my wavelength. Or I'm on yours. Or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

The Horde Mind extends to the highest realms of the Astral Plane.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (1Yy3c)

116 More money than I will earn in my lifetime.
Posted by: J

In fairness, if you quit fucking around here so much you would exceed that

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (H7I01)

117 More money than I will earn in my lifetime.
Posted by: J

In fairness, if you quit fucking around here so much you would exceed that
Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (H7I01)

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:38 PM (AiZBA)

118 Demonstrating or Picketing in a Capitol Building

LOL.

We get a pass!

Posted by: Code Pink! at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (I2/tG)

119 @72 but the Russian Government just announced that the tow failed, and the Moskva is now sunk.

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Interesting. Thanks for the update.

Posted by: junior at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (fIEPA)

120 The Trump made him do it. I'd convict the dick on principle.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (oWBc3)

121 Would the General Belgrano really be considered a capital ship? It might have been the biggest Argentina had but it was classified as a light cruiser.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (xPl2J)

122 114 Seals and Croft were kind of creepy and very unhealthy looking.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:33 PM (0CuV9)

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For the life of me I never knew they did the Tequila song.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (gMVDo)

123 That some bullshit, to put it proper legal parlance.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (II3Gr)

124 The Russians are looking at the end of their run as the alternative arms supplier to the US. China is probably rubbing their hands with glee at a raft of upcoming orders.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 14, 2022 04:40 PM (ZsR3z)

125 In the concrete jungle of Des Moines
* bow wow chicka bow wow *
two men are on the prowl
* chicka chicka bow wow *
Fox and Croft: Special Police Investigators
* HORN RIFF ~! *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:40 PM (p6Md5)

126 USS Samuel B. Roberts (FFG-5

hit a mine in the Arabian Gulf in 1988, but the ship was not lost.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:40 PM (jYQlA)

127 I heard that a J6 prisoner scheduled to see his family for the first time in 15 months was abruptly moved the night prior. This is what the Soviets would do.

Posted by: Ordinary American

They ARE soviets.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:40 PM (5kI0z)

128 FFG-58

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (jYQlA)

129 Civil suits need to fly.

Posted by: Valiant at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (wULbb)

130 In fairness, the "I got $10,000 for doing this thing," text never brings you here

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (H7I01)

131 new update just out on the Moskva, discussed at the end of the last thread; the Russians were attempting to tow it back to port, but the Russian Government just announced that the tow failed, and the Moskva is now sunk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (trdmm)

Everything is going according to plan.

Posted by: The Putin Cheerleading Squad at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (1Yy3c)

132 China is probably rubbing their hands with glee at a raft of upcoming orders.

If you thought Russian equipment was crap, wait until you see the Chinese stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (5kI0z)

133 "One hand of the revolution sues,
the other hand of the revolution settles,
and together, both hands
pull the pillars of society down."

I was told there would be no poetry allowed here.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (qpX6U)

134 @90 So Moskva is first capital ship since the Falkland islands war to sink in battle?

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Are cruisers capitol ships now? That used to be reserved for battleships, battle cruisers (the Russians have an active one, and one undergoing refit), and aircraft carriers.

If cruisers are capitol ships, then yes, I believe that's the case.

Posted by: junior at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (fIEPA)

135 Well, the wreck of the ship will provide some excellent fishing, one of these years.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (Vr12I)

136 133 "One hand of the revolution sues,
the other hand of the revolution settles,
and together, both hands
pull the pillars of society down."

I was told there would be no poetry allowed here.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (qpX6U)

========

If you think about it, math is the poetry of the universe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

137 If you thought Russian equipment was crap, wait until you see the Chinese stuff.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:41 PM (5kI0z)
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And I imagine they stuff they make for export is even worse than the stuff they make for domestic use.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (DU+/6)

138 If you thought Russian equipment was crap, wait until you see the Chinese stuff.

I think that remains to be seen, but in any case, better the unknown quantity than the one you already know is crap.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 14, 2022 04:43 PM (ZsR3z)

139 Concur. They were into some weird shit and what was up with Jim's stupid hat?

Bald hippies are the worst...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (R/m4+)

They are Baha'i, which isn't weird really.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2022 04:43 PM (kf6Ak)

140
I don't care how many times they have to try them. They're Russians, after all. And everything Russian MUST DIE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:43 PM (SKVme)

141 >I went to ___ur the other day (used to be fun, is now a boring decrepit leftard cesspool)
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2022 04:20 PM (2PaTu)

The downfall of ___ur is perhaps greater than that of Twitter. It used to be pretty light-hearted and entertaining, and now it's the most extreme leftist hugbox and Two Minutes Hate platform.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (IK4kB)

142 140
I don't care how many times they have to try them. They're Russians, after all. And everything Russian MUST DIE.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:43 PM (SKVme)

======

Some of 'em wrote some pretty good books.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

143 "One hand of the revolution sues,
the other hand of the revolution settles,
and together, both hands
pull the pillars of society down."
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*Pulls panties down*

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I was told there would be no poetry allowed here.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:42 PM (qpX6U)

*Pulls panties back up*

Posted by: Bitches Who Love Poetry at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (1Yy3c)

144 139 Concur. They were into some weird shit and what was up with Jim's stupid hat?

Bald hippies are the worst...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 04:37 PM (R/m4+)

They are Baha'i, which isn't weird really.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2022 04:43 PM (kf6Ak)

I knew some Baha'is. Very syncretistic.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (Vr12I)

145
If you thought Russian equipment was crap, wait until you see the Chinese stuff.

-----

I heard that a *lot* of the equipment losses in Ukraine were down to Chinese tires the Russians foolishly purchased. I guess they rip apart like wet tissue when actually used in the field.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (SKVme)

146 121 Would the General Belgrano really be considered a capital ship? It might have been the biggest Argentina had but it was classified as a light cruiser.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2022 04:39 PM (xPl2J)

Hard to say; Moskva was more similar to a Ticonderoga class cruiser. Old Trivia - Belgrano started out as the US WW2 Cruiser "Phoenix". Wiki says its fully loaded tonnage was 12,242. It was definitely one of the largest ships the Argentines had at the time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 04:45 PM (trdmm)

147 "In college, some friends and I raided an administrative building late at night and stole this giant throne-like chair ..."

At State U, all we had were those hard-plastic-shell back-torturing pieces of shit. No thrones. So nothing worth stealing, plus no place comfortable to study. Off to the bars.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:45 PM (qpX6U)

148 This is no time for Tennyson.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 14, 2022 04:45 PM (Wnd0C)

149 Sheldon should inquire as to the 'duly' part.

pResident Cmdr. McBragg would regale us with tales of otr trucking. What? Not, dually. Hmmm.

The.Big.Lie.

Projection on any and all topics.

Posted by: micky at April 14, 2022 04:45 PM (3byMq)

150 In fairness, the most shameful thing about the mocha sinking is that there was not even a woman aboard

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (H7I01)

151 Some of 'em wrote some pretty good books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

And composers... who, for some idiotic reason, are now banned.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (AiZBA)

152 Other people have been sentenced to four fucking years in prison for this penny-ante college-lark bullshit.
==
You have disrespected our norms. Suffer.

Posted by: Your betters looking down upon you at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (sksg7)

153 Some of 'em wrote some pretty good books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No, they write evil, sinister, white supremacist monster books.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

154 Hats off to the person who coined the word "Fednapping".

What about a FIBsurrection?

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (krQz2)

155
Some of 'em wrote some pretty good books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

No. The Russians have no literary or cultural traditions besides writing checks to oligarchs and fucking bears. Male bears. That they sedate first because all Russians are cowardly Slav swine, as well as homos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (SKVme)

156 Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine
Blowin The Jasmine in my Snizz

Best Douche Song Evah.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (0CuV9)

157 153 Some of 'em wrote some pretty good books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No, they write evil, sinister, white supremacist monster books.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

========

Like the one about the guy who gave himself up after murdering a woman? Should have just gotten away with it, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

158 This is no time for Tennyson.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 14, 2022 04:45 PM (Wnd0C)

*Puts on chastity belt with a padlock*

Posted by: Bitches Who Love Poetry at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (1Yy3c)

159 Other people have been sentenced to four fucking years in prison for this penny-ante college-lark bullshit.

Posted by Ace at 04:16 PM Comments

Mitigating circumstances, you see
Or put another way. Who. Whom.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (MFphb)

160 I heard that a *lot* of the equipment losses in Ukraine were down to Chinese tires the Russians foolishly purchased. I guess they rip apart like wet tissue when actually used in the field.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I spent a lot of time in heavy vehicle manufacturing plants in both Russia and China. I thought Russia was bad, until I saw the Chinese counterpart.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (5kI0z)

161 I heard that a J6 prisoner scheduled to see his family for the first time in 15 months was abruptly moved the night prior. This is what the Soviets would do.

I think it was his birthday as well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (nxdel)

162 155

No. The Russians have no literary or cultural traditions besides writing checks to oligarchs and fucking bears. Male bears. That they sedate first because all Russians are cowardly Slav swine, as well as homos.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (SKVme)

You watch a lot of Newz, I take it.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)

163 Shit, I have Chinese tires on my car. Was the only thing I could get during the lockdown.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 04:48 PM (Y5qcH)

164 I've got Tennyson elbow.

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 04:48 PM (krQz2)

165 I think one of my tires is Italian.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 04:48 PM (vrz2I)

166 PNWMOME JUNE 4
Left sidebar, contact Mark Andrew Edwards

Do it. Do it now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (W2Pud)

167 You watch a lot of Newz, I take it.
Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)
++++
Or he's auditioning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

168 Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine
Blowin The Jasmine in my Snizz

Best Douche Song Evah.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (0CuV9)

I took a girl to a Seals & Crofts concert once.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (AiZBA)

169 On one hand - I'd like to know why any relative of mine was so stupid, so naive, as to go to DC on Jan 6 to bitch about a stolen election for the guy that couldn't focus for five minutes to mount his own defense about his own stolen election.

On the other hand, any relative of mine held for a year without trial would be unacceptable.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (f/l74)

170 I think I got my money's worth already, they were only $89 each.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (Y5qcH)

171 165 I think one of my tires is Italian.
---------------
When Dago Flat Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (0CuV9)

172 169 On one hand - I'd like to know why any relative of mine was so stupid, so naive, as to go to DC on Jan 6 to bitch about a stolen election for the guy that couldn't focus for five minutes to mount his own defense about his own stolen election.

On the other hand, any relative of mine held for a year without trial would be unacceptable.
Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (f/l74)

=========

"Don't you do anything, PA. We've got our eye on you."
-SCOTUS
*does shit*
-PA
*shrugs*
-SCOTUS

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

173 I put Chinese tires on my bathroom floor.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2022 04:50 PM (xPl2J)

174 I took a girl to a Seals & Crofts concert once.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (AiZBA)
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Once!

Posted by: Danny Vermin at April 14, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

175 168 Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine
Blowin The Jasmine in my Snizz

Best Douche Song Evah.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:46 PM (0CuV9)

I took a girl to a Seals & Crofts concert once.
-----------------
Did she smell clean?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:50 PM (0CuV9)

176 165 I think one of my tires is Italian.
---------------
When Dago Flat Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:49 PM (0CuV9)

Heh, good one.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:51 PM (AiZBA)

177 Why they pursued this case is a mystery, unless punishing political opponents trumped (?) concerns about their conviction rate.
==
Most federal defendants take a plea. Like 99%.

Posted by: unless you are made of money they grind you up and your family too at April 14, 2022 04:51 PM (4VcXX)

178 You and Sean Hannity should go fellate each-other, Andy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

Who says they don't?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 14, 2022 04:51 PM (MFphb)

179 131 new update just out on the Moskva, discussed at the end of the last thread; the Russians were attempting to tow it back to port, but the Russian Government just announced that the tow failed, and the Moskva is now sunk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 04:30 PM (trdmm)

I really don't give shit one way or the other. I'm not rooting for either team.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (Qhnrt)

180 Ah, the spindrift of MUMR.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (AiZBA)

181 "When Dago Flat Dago Wop"

This one goes wop all the time. It's about time for new tires anyway and I've been wanting to get rid of them ever since ace said I need to boycott Goodyear a couple of years ago.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (vrz2I)

182 think I got my money's worth already, they were only $89 each.
Posted by: s

The should be fine if you just stay in th tent and do not have more than 30 clowns in at a time

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (H7I01)

183 Is Scogg Dog here again? If so, he threw me off by not saying "s*** in every other sentence. Good job if that is Scoggy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (fF2aM)

184
You watch a lot of Newz, I take it.
Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)

Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.

At the height of the Cold War a gay Texan was one of the biggest celebrities in the Soviet Union because of his prowess at piano, and our President visited the Bolshoi Ballet.

When this country was pointing nukes at us, we still could separate the regime from the people and the magnificent artistic heritage.

This turn of events is just so sad. America, a benighted bigoted, ignorant barbarian country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (SKVme)

185 you think about it, math is the poetry of the universe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's deep. And horrifying.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (Vxu+H)

186 fugue head of state

@FreeBeacon 1h

After Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused
twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1514691339639791629

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (p6Md5)

187 185 you think about it, math is the poetry of the universe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's deep. And horrifying.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (Vxu+H)

=========

*DEEEEEEEEEP bong hit*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

188 "... and the Moskva is now sunk."

Coastline residents nervously await inundation.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (qpX6U)

189 165 I think one of my tires is Italian.
---------------
When Dago Flat Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.

lmao! I just told my husband to tell his Italian friend that joke.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (nxdel)

190 Tchaikovsky was a genius. Fuck NPR.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (0CuV9)

191 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.

At the height of the Cold War a gay Texan was one of the biggest celebrities in the Soviet Union because of his prowess at piano, and our President visited the Bolshoi Ballet.

When this country was pointing nukes at us, we still could separate the regime from the people and the magnificent artistic heritage.

This turn of events is just so sad. America, a benighted bigoted, ignorant barbarian country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The PNW Ballet is still performing Swan Lake later this month.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (W2Pud)

192 Democrats don't seem to realize that if they somehow keep Trump from running that they'll get DeSantis, a Republican House majority & filibuster-proof Senate -- and a new set of standards for going after political enemies.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (BJKQV)

193 No tit pics in this serious thread about serious things, please.

There, we're even now. Self appointed thread monitor.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (f/l74)

194 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.
==
its not lunacy. Its. An. Op.

They want WWIII. They need WWIII. They are going to start WWIII one way or another.

Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (7RcFM)

195 This may have already been mentioned, but Russia now says their cruiser Moskva sank while being towed to port for repairs.

That's a huge loss for Pooty-poot.

http://bitly.ws/qp8u

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

196 tinyurl.com/2a9pcbj4 Buy wine to beat inflation

Posted by: jeff at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (+4Xcc)

197 ... America, a benighted bigoted, ignorant barbarian country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (SKVme)
++++
The left is now reaping what it has sown.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

198 Next time I get in trouble, I'm going to say I did it based on alien orders. Either that or tell them I'm BLM. Those seems to be the best chances for acquittal.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (z7LJN)

199 184

This is lunacy.

At the height of the Cold War a gay Texan was one of the biggest celebrities in the Soviet Union because of his prowess at piano, and our President visited the Bolshoi Ballet.

When this country was pointing nukes at us, we still could separate the regime from the people and the magnificent artistic heritage.

This turn of events is just so sad. America, a benighted bigoted, ignorant barbarian country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (SKVme)

(YD, FWIW, I knew it was sarcasm on your part.)

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (Vr12I)

200 Vindictive rat bastards is right, and itd no skin off them if they try again because it's all tax money they are spending

Posted by: Skip's new phone at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (2JoB8)

201 193 No tit pics in this serious thread about serious things, please.

There, we're even now. Self appointed thread monitor.
Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (f/l74)

=========

Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

202 "math is the poetry of the universe."

Roger Penrose wrote a big-ass book about that. I think he concluded that math IS the universe, but I must admit I didn't understand anything past page 68.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (qpX6U)

203 On of my frat bothers cut a small evergreen tree down from the lawn of the Uni President. The tree was used for Christmas in his room at the house. The Pres wasn't amused.

Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (CL76w)

204 Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:54 PM (f/l74

Bingo; It's Scoggy. Don't work as an undercover Private Detective, cause you'd stink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (fF2aM)

205 lmao! I just told my husband to tell his Italian friend that joke.
-------------------
The original joke is:

Haver you heard about the new Italian tire?
Dago thru rain, dago thru snow and when dago flat, dago wop, wop, wop.

Told that to my wife's Italian Uncle the paisano. He paused and then laughed his ass off.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:56 PM (0CuV9)

206 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.

No. It's genius. It's precedent setting. Is it lost on you that the vast majority of Russians are white ?

Bonus points, the whites are attacking themselves. Relatively speaking.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:56 PM (f/l74)

207 My frat delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (Y5qcH)

208 Like a lot of wimpy '70's soft rock groups, Seals & Croft put out a couple of stellar singles.
"Summer Breeze" and ( especially) "Diamond Girl" re great, well- arranged and produced tracks that don't sound dated---like Jim Seal's stupid hat or dash Croft's long hair.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (mR6Gs)

209 ugue head of state
@FreeBeacon 1h
After Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused
twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1514691339639791629
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (p6Md5)

Has Joe Biden ever been tested for syphilis?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (R/m4+)

210 I guess you can't cover them all up:

@Phil_Lewis_
Political donor Ed Buck has been sentenced to 30 years in prison in the overdose deaths of 2 men at his West Hollywood apartment

Buck would lure vulnerable young Black men to his apartment and inject them with drugs, prosecutors said

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (p6Md5)

211 EAT THE ICE CREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IFNKYmLa8

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

212 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

213 Roger Penrose wrote a big-ass book about that. I think he concluded that math IS the universe, but I must admit I didn't understand anything past page 68.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (qpX6U)
---
I believe I have that book: The Road to Reality. It's a fairly concise summary of the laws of physics, more or less. Lots of mathematics, but "dumbed down" a bit (not really) for general consumption. If you have some scientific knowledge/background, there's a lot of great stuff in it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

214 Government can break anyone by trials even if the government loses, the defendant still pays and pays.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (2JoB8)

215 The Who were very anti-establishment.

And since our establishment is (was?) shit, it works well today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV)

216 201

Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

Okaay, I looked. Nice doggeh!!

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (Vr12I)

217 Never try to tail anyone. It turns out, sometimes, it's just satisfying to turn around and tell the Karen constantly following you to mind her own fvcking business.

Mind your own, Karen.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (f/l74)

218 Daily Mail has an article up about new documents showing Biden's dog Major went on an eight day biting streak.

Dogs are very protective of small children, you know...

Posted by: Anon Moron at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (JCZqz)

219 One of my college roommates ratted us out for an "illegal" party. At the end of that semester one of my other roommates tore the antenna off his car and whipped him with it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 04:58 PM (z7LJN)

220 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.

I still maintain that the Russia hate is meant to trigger the Russian Collusion Hoax memory in people's brains.

When they mention "Putin", they want people to think "Trump."

Nothing else explains it

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)

221 Political donor Ed Buck
==
Political donor you say news media? As if he simply made his donations equally, not distributed by party affiliation? Hmm quite egalitarian.

Posted by: i can't believe they are serious with this shi+ at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (FNv2c)

222 Government has become the enemy of the people

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (/6GbT)

223 212 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

That silicone sister with the manager mister thinks I have what it takes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

224 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

*Licks his phone*

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (1Yy3c)

225 219 One of my college roommates ratted us out for an "illegal" party. At the end of that semester one of my other roommates tore the antenna off his car and whipped him with it.
---------------
This was a Puritan College right?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (0CuV9)

226 @FreeBeacon
After Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused
twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1514691339639791629
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (p6Md5)
++++
That video is tough to watch. If this were my dad - who's a good man - I'd feel awful and try to keep comfortable and alert.

But this isn't my dad. This is a corrupt piece of shit who was installed into office after a stolen election and becomes more of a national humiliation and a greater symbol of our decline with every passing day. No sympathy, just contempt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (DU+/6)

227 "Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused..."

Not too confused to keep stabbing the country day after day after day, without the slightest resistance or reprisal.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (H8QX8)

228 I read an article that listed Buck's assets as a little under $4 mil. That seems awfully low for the clout he had.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (Y5qcH)

229 How many Federal Bureau of Instigation agents need to be involved before this would be an FBI crime?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (eGTCV)

230 Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

This is the loveliest picture of her I've seen

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)

231 But I'm deeply touched, Scoggy. that you care enough about my little mutterings to try and get my attention. You see, finding you out is just a little detective game I play. By the way, your dual word handles which seem to suggest you've got it all figured out, politically speaking and did before anyone else is another clue. Do try to use a better disguise next time. Adios..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (fF2aM)

232 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It's dangerous curves what killed that truck!

Posted by: Oedipus at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (uqzhf)

233 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE CRENSHAW TAINT
++++
Okay, MUMR's new handle is something of an escalation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (DU+/6)

234 Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

That is a well manicured lawn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (Y5qcH)

235 228 I read an article that listed Buck's assets as a little under $4 mil. That seems awfully low for the clout he had.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (Y5qcH)

========

As Joe Mannix has said on occasion, these people are cheap. Like...almost any of us could afford to "buy" John Bolton if we had the connections.

With $4 million, you could buy a whole lot. And it's not just his money, I believe he was a bundler, getting other people to donate as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

236 Auto Ban. Lelu Dallas Auto Ban.

Posted by: kraken at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (Vr12I)

237 Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

The nipples seem to follow you as you move your head...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

238 I read an article that listed Buck's assets as a little under $4 mil. That seems awfully low for the clout he had.
==
TBF he probably squandered more than half of it on bribes, tricks and drugs.

Posted by: that's how it averages out for most of these types at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (FNv2c)

239 "This was a Puritan College right?"

Equestrian

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (z7LJN)

240 Antennae whipping > horse whipping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (3tHiY)

241 237 The nipples seem to follow you as you move your head...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

=======

I'll be honest, the shirt seems somewhat impractical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

242 Just in time for the Daily Daddario!:

https://tinyurl.com/yckmrx9j
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

You can see the bush between her legs.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (Qhnrt)

243 233 Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE CRENSHAW TAINT
++++
Okay, MUMR's new handle is something of an escalation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (DU+/6)

But is it? Really?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

244 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

I'm getting an early-70's Playboy vibe from this

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)

245 I read an article that listed Buck's assets as a little under $4 mil. That seems awfully low for the clout he had.
Posted by: s

That is not even Joe Mannix $

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (H7I01)

246 There were more federal agents in this "conspiracy" than actual "conspirators." And that's not an exaggeration; that's the actual math.

May I remind Ace of the strict "no math" requirement for this blog. Penalties may include (but are not limited to) Slut shaming, approbations, and general mockeries.

Be better, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (F0YaR)

247 The nipples seem to follow you as you move your head...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

=======

I'll be honest, the shirt seems somewhat impractical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

She's a pro, she can handle it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

248 But is it? Really?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)
++++
Maybe not. It just *really* stood out

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

249 239 "This was a Puritan College right?"

Equestrian
---------
Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (0CuV9)

250 I wonder if I went door to door in the neighborhood with a little red wagon and told people I was collecting vodka to take downtown for a protest bonfire in support of Ukraine how much free booze I could get.

Anybody with me?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (m45I2)

251 One of us follows the other around, constantly. But you are right, of course. I need your attention.

You are the definition of an uptight, Yankee Karen. Mind your own business, instead of mine.

Posted by: Combinations and Permutations at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (f/l74)

252 >>>Daily Mail has an article up about new documents showing Biden's dog Major went on an eight day biting streak.

>God only knows what variety of horrors that Commander Stinkfinger and his first family of degenerates inflicted upon that poor animal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (Wnd0C)

253 @FreeBeacon
After Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused
twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1514691339639791629
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2022 04:53 PM (p6Md5)

Somehow "Stars And Stripes Forever" is NOT appropriate for that.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (AiZBA)

254 The busty blonde will offer a lift to the victims of the FBI entrapment scheme if they need it - just as soon as she gets her truck fixed:
https://is.gd/rK7lxH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)

That silicone sister with the manager mister thinks I have what it takes...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

(golf clap)

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (mR6Gs)

255 Somehow "Stars And Stripes Forever" is NOT appropriate for that.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (AiZBA)
++++
It's now more of a forlorn hope rather than a declaration of certainty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (DU+/6)

256 With $4 million, you could buy a whole lot. And it's not just his money, I believe he was a bundler, getting other people to donate as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

Concur. Plus he was a big wig sodomite with Big Homo, so he was most likely feared and respected or else.

Like that Seinfeld "Ribbon"episode.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (R/m4+)

257 Curious to how Baked Alaska has not been charged yet for placing phone calls from Pelosi orifice while live streaming.
Kidding he is a Fed Asset or CI who gets paid in Superchats and cocaine.

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (Tmkv1)

258 MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY NOW WITH MORE CRENSHAW TAINT
++++
Okay, MUMR's new handle is something of an escalation.
===
His continual excursions across the membrane of existence into our universe have caused him to further degrade his mental architecture, which was already an M.C. Escher structure, into a Salvator Dali esque landscape of melting symbology of nothingness.

Posted by: Or maybe not at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (FNv2c)

259 Not mentioned but I also "like" the charges against the entrapped for use of WMDs.

WMDs? Really? It was a pipe-bomb or something of that caliber. A directional, intentional vehicle crash would produce equal damage. You know what? NOT a WMD.

When I think of WMD, I think of nukes, large bombs, large, toxic gas release, bioweapon. You know what I don't think of? A pipe bomb or fireworks.

So, so much gaslighting and charge escalation to embellish the lawfare.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (aXxgO)

260 Daily Mail has an article up about new documents showing Biden's dog Major went on an eight day biting

Major is the ss codename for hunter biden

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (H7I01)

261 I'm getting an early-70's Playboy vibe from this
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM

Except for the umbilicus adornment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

262 I wonder if I went door to door in the neighborhood with a little red wagon and told people I was collecting vodka to take downtown for a protest bonfire in support of Ukraine how much free booze I could get.

Anybody with me?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (m45I2)

I'm. we could have an illegal party.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

263 USPP's updated policy, which it released today, will:

- Require officers to wear fully visible badges and nameplates including on outerwear, tactical gear and helmets;

I recommend dick tattoos.

When in doubt, whip it out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (F0YaR)

264 There were more federal agents in this "conspiracy" than actual "conspirators." And that's not an exaggeration; that's the actual math.

---
So it was basically two wolves and a sheep conspiring on what to eat for dinner...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (YIVH2)

265 262 I'm. we could have an illegal party.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

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If he's in, then I'm in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

266 "Anybody with me?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (m45I2)"

I can't drink, but I'm with you, if only to see how much booty we could get.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (z7LJN)

267 But this isn't my dad. This is a corrupt piece of shit who was installed into office after a stolen election and becomes more of a national humiliation and a greater symbol of our decline with every passing day. No sympathy, just contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (DU+/6)
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I reserve my contempt for Joe's "loving" family. I also suspect what we know about that family is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak, and who they really are is far worse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (5pTK/)

268 Well why wouldn't the DOJ retry the case? They have plenty of our money to do it with.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (rKpQy)

269 You can see the bush between her legs.

******

Maybe that's where Jeb got the clap!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (m45I2)

270 Parading and demonstrating in the Capitol Building? So when are all those Democrats who rioted in that building during the Kavanaugh hearings are going to be arrested and charged?

Two Americas indeed.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (VVqfM)

271 I read an article that listed Buck's assets as a little under $4 mil. That seems awfully low for the clout he had.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:00 PM (Y5qcH)

It's not his own money that he donates. These guys are big time fundraisers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 14, 2022 05:07 PM (wmDcS)

272 Daily Mail has an article up about new documents showing Biden's dog Major went on an eight day biting streak.

>God only knows what variety of horrors that Commander Stinkfinger and his first family of degenerates inflicted upon that poor animal.
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animals are sensitive to the demonic

Posted by: Its not rocket science people at April 14, 2022 05:07 PM (Keyj2)

273
Question to Ponder:

If a man (or woman) went to a public park and began chatting up a 5 year old about his homosexuality, what would happen to him? Hint: He'd be arrested.

If someone were to go on Twitter and Youtube and directly comment to 13 year olds the exact same things these pedo teachers want to say to 2nd Graders, what would happen? Hint: They'd be banned from twitter and youtube.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:07 PM (ejyaU)

274 I had an extra pair of BDU's with the name tape Smith on it. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:07 PM (z7LJN)

275 I reserve my contempt for Joe's "loving" family. I also suspect what we know about that family is just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak, and who they really are is far worse.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (5pTK/)
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There is plenty of contempt to go around for that family of gangsters and politburo behind them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 14, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)

276 There was parading in January 6th? I must have missed the tuba and trombone.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:08 PM (z7LJN)

277 So I'm checking out at the grocery, and making small talk I say "I can't figure the world wide shortage of saltines" (they were out). Young cute gal, about 20, manning the register laughed and said Putin's got to be behind it. Even the younguns see through it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (lz5hY)

278 "...two other men, Daniel Harris and Brandon Caserta, were found not guilty on all charges and went home last Friday night after spending 18 months in jail."

So, who's going to provide their justice and make their lives whole again after screwing them over? Are those chirping crickets coming out of the DOJ, or is it simply dead silence?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

279 I'm. we could have an illegal party.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

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If he's in, then I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

If he's in, I'm back in

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)

280 There was parading in January 6th? I must have missed the tuba and trombone.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:08 PM (z7LJN)

They was paradin' around DC like a bunch of Kansas City faggotts.

Posted by: Taggert at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (AiZBA)

281 279 If he's in, then I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

If he's in, I'm back in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)

=========

If he's out, then I'm back in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

282
Don't believe me?

Next time you're in the supermarket and see a toddler, walk up to that toddler and tell him/her all about your sex life. Ignore that child's parent. If that child's parent objects to what you're saying and doing, turn to that parent and call them a "homophobe" and a "bigot."

And then take out your phone and video that angry parent for tik tok.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:10 PM (ejyaU)

283 Legal question. Can you bring the other acquittals into evidence or testimony when these two are re tried?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:10 PM (z7LJN)

284 I'm. we could have an illegal party.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

========

If he's in, then I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

If he's in, I'm back in
==\
Me too. I shall bring plans to right all wrongs and secure the blessings of liberty. Many guns, money and free alcohol. Please speak slowly and clearly into my shirt pocket.

Posted by: Glowie at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (Keyj2)

285 I'm. we could have an illegal party.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:05 PM (AiZBA)

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If he's in, then I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

If he's in, I'm back in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:09 PM (XvPQV)

You can't fool me. Everybody knows there ain't no sanity clause.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (AiZBA)

286 Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

287 284 Me too. I shall bring plans to right all wrongs and secure the blessings of liberty. Many guns, money and free alcohol. Please speak slowly and clearly into my shirt pocket.
Posted by: Glowie at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (Keyj2)

=========

*slips copy of Prometheus*

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

288 - Require officers to wear fully visible badges and nameplates including on outerwear, tactical gear and helmets;
I recommend dick tattoos.

*****

Mine has my name, Jacob.

When erect it reads "Detective Sergeant First Class John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (m45I2)

289 Don't believe me?

Next time you're in the supermarket and see a toddler, walk up to that toddler and tell him/her all about your sex life. Ignore that child's parent. If that child's parent objects to what you're saying and doing, turn to that parent and call them a "homophobe" and a "bigot."

And then take out your phone and video that angry parent for tik tok.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:10 PM (ejyaU)
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But only after you have removed the phone from whatever orifice the angry parent shoved it into...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (YIVH2)

290 "Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk. "

Also the flagship of the fleet. Not just a cruiser.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (z7LJN)

291 I vote for Fen and Scogg to get a room for a weekend. Hell, ill chip in because the sexual tension between the two could be sliced with Dan Bongino's Square Head at this stage.
Or at least exchange Snap handles or go with Session where you can delete your own texts from the receivers phone from yours.
Git her done!

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (Tmkv1)

292
If one can't walk up to any child and chat them up about my sex life without the parents' consent nor knowledge, why is it okay for a "teacher" to do it in a schoolbuilding?

Am I saying "teachers" should be arrested for what everyone else would be arrested for?

YES.

As Ace always says: Suck My Dick.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (ejyaU)

293 Concur. Plus he was a big wig sodomite with Big Homo, so he was most likely feared and respected or else.

Like that Seinfeld "Ribbon"episode.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 05:04 PM (R/m4+)
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What's a "wig sodomite"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (ARs9M)

294 Mine has my name, Jacob.

When erect it reads "Detective Sergeant First Class John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (m45I2)

I love this place.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:13 PM (AiZBA)

295 291 I vote for Fen and Scogg to get a room for a weekend. Hell, ill chip in because the sexual tension between the two could be sliced with Dan Bongino's Square Head at this stage.
Or at least exchange Snap handles or go with Session where you can delete your own texts from the receivers phone from yours.
Git her done!
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Fen does sound Twitchy. Lay low guys.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 14, 2022 05:13 PM (0CuV9)

296 I wonder if I went door to door in the neighborhood with a little red wagon and told people I was collecting vodka to take downtown for a protest bonfire in support of Ukraine how much free booze I could get.

Anybody with me?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:03 PM (m45I2)

I'l pull the wagon for a 50% cut of the loot.

But I ain't pulling no train.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2022 05:13 PM (F0YaR)

297 As Ace always says: Suck My Dick.
==
Please Please. We are upgrading

Suck my NETHER PENINSULA OF WOE

Posted by: c'mon man! at April 14, 2022 05:13 PM (Keyj2)

298 6 Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

Moskva in english means, WTF!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (Qhnrt)

299 Weaponized judiciary.

Sure seems like our founding fathers didn't intend that to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (LKTKP)

300 Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (gmo/4)
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Not the kind of thing you can fib about.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (ARs9M)

301 This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline and colleagues are concerned that she can't continue in the Senate.

http://bitly.ws/qp8N

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

302 We went from Name tapes, to dick tattoos and Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt just like that. Woosh.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (z7LJN)

303 As an old Navy guy, I pray for the souls of the Russian sailors lost at sea.

My cold war enemies, but fellow mariners.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

304 301 This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline and colleagues are concerned that she can't continue in the Senate.

http://bitly.ws/qp8N
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

So she's their next presidential candidate then?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (z5Vrg)

305 295 291 I vote for Fen and Scogg to get a room for a weekend. Hell, ill chip in because the sexual tension between the two could be sliced with Dan Bongino's Square Head at this stage.

What did I miss ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (+HFDN)

306 Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

Moskva in english means, WTF!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (Qhnrt)

It was being towed by the aircraft carrier "Smokey".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (AiZBA)

307 well, maybe the 1/6 peaceful paraders could FOIA what exotic gas was used against them in their fedtrapment.

Before they beat some old people to death there were also reports of strange gasses being used

Posted by: sockamster at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (OuH7W)

308 What's a "wig sodomite"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (ARs9M)

They like to wear different color wigs as part of the kink.

Like Meathead and Gloria in that one episode of "All In The Family".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (R/m4+)

309 We went from Name tapes, to dick tattoos and Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt just like that. Woosh.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (z7LJN)
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Just wait for the dick glitter and bug-tits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (ARs9M)

310 303 As an old Navy guy, I pray for the souls of the Russian sailors lost at sea.

My cold war enemies, but fellow mariners.

Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

They were towing it so doubtful they lost people in the sinking.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (z5Vrg)

311 301 This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline and colleagues are concerned that she can't continue in the Senate.

http://bitly.ws/qp8N
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

Is she one of the dems that opposed the Iran nuke sellout?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (Y5qcH)

312
That silicone sister with the manager mister thinks I have what it takes...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

THE LIGHT! I'M BLINDED BY IT!

*revs up*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (II3Gr)

313 "This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline"

What a news flash. How long until they admit the same for Nancy?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (vrz2I)

314 Russia is the black knight of the modern world

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (TyXok)

315 Every Russki, when opening a liter of vodka and throwing away the cap, must yell "Remember the Moskva".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (lz5hY)

316 yeah..."Other people have been sentenced to four fucking years in prison for this penny-ante college-lark bullshit."

yeah, DC-Gulag juries and judges are kinda like old Klan enclaves, def disparate impact

Posted by: sockamster at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (OuH7W)

317 Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (Tmkv1)

You have an overactive imaginaton. Scoggy's not a bad guy and in the past has kindly asked after my son an made a deck for his wife so he seems to be thoughtful handy, but people who repeatedy use different handles thinking they're somehow unknown are not my cup of tea. I think it's kind of weeny-ish. Everybody recognizes Scoggy. They just don't sayanything. Scogg likes the ttention believe me-or he'd stick with his original handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (fF2aM)

318 Meant "thoughtful and handy"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:17 PM (fF2aM)

319 They were towing it so doubtful they lost people in the sinking.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (z5Vrg)
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Compartment fires, though...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:17 PM (ARs9M)

320 LMAO at the Hunter Biden crackpipe flaming skull. One question, who was the legend who added Natalie Biden's eyebrows to the skull?
I can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:17 PM (Tmkv1)

321 Russia is the black knight of the modern world
Posted by: Y5

It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 05:17 PM (Msys3)

322 They said that it was evacuated before towing

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:17 PM (TyXok)

323 Glub glubski!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:18 PM (m45I2)

324 Russia is the black knight of the modern world
Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (TyXok)
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"I'll bite yer kneecaps off!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:18 PM (ARs9M)

325 That silicone sister with the manager mister thinks I have what it takes...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

THE LIGHT! I'M BLINDED BY IT!

*revs up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (II3Gr)

My man...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:18 PM (XvPQV)

326 Weaponized judiciary.

Sure seems like our founding fathers didn't intend that to happen.
==
Look. I tried to tell em. The sociopaths take everything over. Hell, the aristocracy was 2/3rds sociopaths, but it took 800 years to get that bad. At least with royalty you have a somewhat limited chance of an outright sociopath as ruler. With a "democracy" its only a matter of time before you're overrun with sociopaths throughout government. Its not like I don't get it. I've seen Prince Charles, idiot. But not a sociopath. He'll embarrass a country, not ruin it.

Posted by: Zombie George teh Third at April 14, 2022 05:18 PM (gBA5+)

327 Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk.
Posted by: Archer at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Painterski at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (a3Q+t)

328 291 I vote for Fen and Scogg to get a room for a weekend. Hell, ill chip in because the sexual tension between the two could be sliced with Dan Bongino's Square Head at this stage.

What did I miss ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Same shit different day. Scoggins turns up with a different nic, Fenelon stalks him over multiple threads, they do some verbal sparring and everyone else has to be bored with their stupid shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (Vxu+H)

329 Great to hear that the Moskva is at the bottom of the sea. Where it belongs. Call me.an.reconstructed Cold Warrior, but I still believe that anything that weakens Russia is a good thing.

Posted by: BPT at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (mj/9p)

330 290 "Moscow confirms that the Cruiser, Moskva has sunk. "

Also the flagship of the fleet. Not just a cruiser.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2022 05:12 PM (z7LJN)

and not a flagship in name only - it carried all of the air defense for the entire Black Sea Fleet. Filled the same role as a US Ticonderoga class. Irreplaceable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (trdmm)

331 In fairness. If he wanted attention he would bitch about sex at the hq

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (TyXok)

332 As for the war, I suspect we're going to see just how much carnage and destruction Ukraine and Russia can both endure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

333 332 As for the war, I suspect we're going to see just how much carnage and destruction Ukraine and Russia can both endure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

If history is any guide, that's a shitload.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (Y5qcH)

334 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?

This is lunacy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2022 04:52 PM (SKVme)
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Homophobes!

Posted by: Danny Vermin at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (krQz2)

335 I see the SC governor has signed the convention of the states bill.

How many more do we need?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (LKTKP)

336 Hamsters, excellent disappearing of that comment there. You're on your toes.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (AiZBA)

337 Same shit different day. Scoggins turns up with a different nic, Fenelon stalks him over multiple threads, they do some verbal sparring and everyone else has to be bored with their stupid shit.
==
TBF they have a lot in common. Both are convinced that we are doing it wrong. The "it" varies however.

Posted by: When you think about it . . . at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (gBA5+)

338 Mine has my name, Jacob.

When erect it reads "Detective Sergeant First Class John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:11 PM (m45I2)

My husband's has the entire Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Sherman, Marching at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (okGHj)

339 As for the war, I suspect we're going to see just how much carnage and destruction Ukraine and Russia can both endure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

If history is any guide, that's a shitload.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (Y5qcH)

*nods sadly*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV)

340 I think it's darkly amusing that the Russ are calling no-tap-backskis over one of their towns being shelled.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (ARs9M)

341 332 As for the war, I suspect we're going to see just how much carnage and destruction Ukraine and Russia can both endure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

And we continue to send money... After the billion we already sent we are sending another 100 million or so.. F' that.. Take care of your own Country

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (+HFDN)

342 If one person stalks the other - what's the stalked supposed to do ?

Posted by: In All Fairness at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (g5PPl)

343 332 As for the war, I suspect we're going to see just how much carnage and destruction Ukraine and Russia can both endure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

Well the Russians seem to believe they can just sit on their war goals (nearly fully captured) and wait for everyone to calm down now. With Ukraine receiving tanks now there's some possibility this is not true, but we'll see.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (z5Vrg)

344 The government that guarantees your right to protest against your government has a law against protesting against your government.

I dispise them.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (rm16k)

345 12 Maybe Joy Behar was right after all.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 14, 2022 04:19 PM (AiZBA)

I'm gonna go with "nah."

Posted by: m at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (QcU9m)

346 That silicone sister with the manager mister thinks I have what it takes...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 04:59 PM (XvPQV)

THE LIGHT! I'M BLINDED BY IT!

*revs up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (II3Gr)
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Wrap yourself in a douche!

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (krQz2)

347 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (Vxu+H)

O.k. Since you phrased it so nicely, I will stop going after Scoggy, although I think remarking on his change of handle over two threads is not stalking. It's stalking if I reply to every one of his posts and threaten to harm him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:23 PM (fF2aM)

348 If one person stalks the other - what's the stalked supposed to do ?
==
Fire a shotgun, blindly, out an upstairs window!

Posted by: President Gun Safety at April 14, 2022 05:23 PM (gBA5+)

349 Wrap yourself in a douche!
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (krQz2)

Nah, I don't have political aspirations.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

350 Everyone take a deep breath.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel)

351 350 Everyone take a deep breath.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)

352 Not really. But the full-court press on anti-Russian bigotry is impossible to ignore at this point. I mean... banning Tchaikovsky on public radio?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

A hugely leftist, university professor PhD neighborhood Mom is trying to finish up her magnum opus on Tchaikovsky these days.

I wonder how badly her brain is tearing itself apart? This ought to be good. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (Msys3)

353 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (Vxu+H)

But he doesn't change his handle everyday. It's more like every two weeks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (fF2aM)

354 #339
It's called the Bloodlands for good reason.

Being a neighbor of Russia is a bad thing.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (rm16k)

355 one person stalks the other - what's the stalked supposed to do ?
Posted by: In All Fairness

Fucking ignore it! Stop engaging with the stalker. Stick around, use your regular nic, behave properly according to blog rules and ignore the fuck out of him/her/it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (Vxu+H)

356 Everyone take a deep breath.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)
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See, now you can really project.

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (krQz2)

357 A hugely leftist, university professor PhD neighborhood Mom is trying to finish up her magnum opus on Tchaikovsky these days.

I wonder how badly her brain is tearing itself apart? This ought to be good. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (Msys3)

It's probably not anywhere near as painful as it should be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (II3Gr)

358 350 Everyone take a deep breath.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel

Whoa. Someone needs some deodorant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (LKTKP)

359 And we continue to send money... After the billion we already sent we are sending another 100 million or so.. F' that.. Take care of your own Country
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (+HFDN)

Our Oligarchs are doing the proxy war thing, only this time using Ukranians instead of American troops.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

360 If history is any guide, that's a shitload.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 14, 2022 05:20 PM (Y5qcH)

Yup. This going to drag on for some time.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (Qhnrt)

361 But he doesn't change his handle everyday. It's more like every two weeks.
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She's got it bad.

Posted by: hmm, paging sigmund freud at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (gBA5+)

362 What's wrong with changing handles?

Posted by: Megameat at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (vrz2I)

363 I hate, hate, hate these people.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (9Oc7e)

364 See, now you can really project.
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (krQz2)

Breathe with the diaphragm. Not that one, the other one. Sickos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (II3Gr)

365 What is things everybody knows for $100

Posted by: Y5 at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (TyXok)

366 You have an overactive imaginaton. Scoggy's not a bad guy and in the past has kindly asked after my son an made a deck for his wife so he seems to be thoughtful handy, but people who repeatedy use different handles thinking they're somehow unknown are not my cup of tea. I think it's kind of weeny-ish. Everybody recognizes Scoggy. They just don't sayanything. Scogg likes the ttention believe me-or he'd stick with his original handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Our country was founded on anonymity and the use of pseudonyms to write papers and communicate.
After 2020 dropped, people who don't are either fools or uncanclable.
Tickled to death about you and Scogg tho playing nice towards each other. I kinda wish y'all wouldn't drop the kayfabe tho.

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (Tmkv1)

367 313 "This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline"

What a news flash. How long until they admit the same for Nancy?
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What I found interesting is that it's all Dems doing the talking in the story. It really sounds like there's a move afoot to convince her to resign.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (sWM8x)

368 THE LIGHT! I'M BLINDED BY IT!

*revs up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 14, 2022 05:16 PM (II3Gr)
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Wrap yourself in a douche!
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (krQz2)
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Another boner in the night...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (ARs9M)

369 362 What's wrong with changing handles?
Posted by: Megameat at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (vrz2I)

Is that like socking ? I do that all the time.. My bad?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (+HFDN)

370
Notice how the fake fed org "the patriot front" has vanished.

For now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (ejyaU)

371 Fucking ignore it! Stop engaging with the stalker. Stick around, use your regular nic, behave properly according to blog rules and ignore the fuck out of him/her/it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (Vxu+H)

If someone really needs to be smacked, let CBD do it. He's much better at taking care of this kind of nonsense.

Now, sticks and stones....

Posted by: Sherman, Marching at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (okGHj)

372 Posted by: When you think about it . . . at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (gBA5+)

Nope; I'm bored by broads and their boobs. It may be said that we always had B&B. Yes; "Relevant to my interests" posted what I assume were nudies, but I never clicked on them, but no were didn't have B&B at least six times in every thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (fF2aM)

373

Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 14, 2022 05:26 PM (ejyaU)

374 Whoa. Someone needs some deodorant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM (LKTKP)
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What's with the moldy pudding cups?

Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (krQz2)

375 As ZH points out, Russia has a tough time figuring out how to explain this; do they admit it was enemy action, or do they go with saying their own military is so incompetent that they just sank the most important ship in the Black Sea, themselves? Hardly a good look either way.

As I've followed the story, I notice it evolved - first it was just a little fire, nothing serious. Then okay, it was serious, but ship was under it's own power. Then ok, it's being towed, and everyone alive on board had to abandon ship. Then ok, it's sunk.

one report said that 54 crewmen were rescued - maybe that was just a partial report, since the Moskva carried a crew of over 500. Or maybe it's not a partial report.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (trdmm)

376 Parliament is far more civilized because the hollar whistle and stamp their feet.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (rm16k)

377 What's wrong with changing handles?
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Chiefly, it makes it more difficult to judge you.

Posted by: hmm, paging sigmund freud at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (gBA5+)

378 367 313 "This Daily Mail article says Diane Feinstein is experiencing very serious cognitive decline"

But lets ignore Biden who has the nuclear button

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (+HFDN)

379 Well the Russians seem to believe they can just sit on their war goals (nearly fully captured) and wait for everyone to calm down now. With Ukraine receiving tanks now there's some possibility this is not true, but we'll see.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (z5Vrg)

IF the Donbass and the south coast are their goals. Personally, I suspect they will be gobbling all of Ukraine, if not now, then in 3, 4, 7 years. Then Moldova.

And If I were Poland or the Baltic Republics, I'd be scared and pissed off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (XvPQV)

380 All that money to Ukraine, so much opportunity for graft.

They gotta get it while the getting's good.

Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2022 05:28 PM (EdQIG)

381 Everyone take a deep breath.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2022 05:24 PM

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Whoa. Someone needs some deodorant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:25 PM

Who cropdusted?

Posted by: Camilla at April 14, 2022 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

382 Lots of mathematics, but "dumbed down" a bit (not really) for general consumption. If you have some scientific knowledge/background, there's a lot of great stuff in it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2022 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

I'm out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 14, 2022 05:29 PM (MFphb)

383 Everyone take a deep breath.
Posted by: Jewells45

*****

Are you going to tell us when to let it out? I'm getting blue in the face here.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:29 PM (m45I2)

384 I'm feeling the love here. Adios-and now, I'm not flouncing. Just have a worship service to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:29 PM (fF2aM)

385 People who constantly scold others aren't my cup of tea - but I don't daily bitch about it.

Posted by: In All Fairness at April 14, 2022 05:29 PM (g5PPl)

386 Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2022 05:29 PM (m45I2)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:30 PM (fF2aM)

387 335 I see the SC governor has signed the convention of the states bill.

How many more do we need?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2022 05:21 PM (LKTKP)

Proposed amendments that result from an Article V Convention must be ratified by the legislatures or ratification conventions in three-fourths of the states to become part of the Constitution.

Posted by: Gref at April 14, 2022 05:30 PM (AMIL/)

388 375 As ZH points out, Russia has a tough time figuring out how to explain this; do they admit it was enemy action, or do they go with saying their own military is so incompetent that they just sank the most important ship in the Black Sea, themselves? Hardly a good look either way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (trdmm)

Russian navy has had problems like this before. There was that dock incident with their only carrier in it where the dock sank. Given timing enemy action is more probable, but an accident isn't implausible. Either way, it seems a fire got to their ammunition storage.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:30 PM (z5Vrg)

389 What is things everybody knows for $100
Posted by: Y5

Diaphragms hurt when you bottom out on your girl while dickpunching her cervix.
Oh you said everybody. Lol. My bad.

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:30 PM (Tmkv1)

390 wow, so they sunk a capitol ship.

the warmongers really want a modern WWI style bloodbath

Posted by: sockamster at April 14, 2022 05:31 PM (OuH7W)

391 those of you who have ever watched an 80's movie, there's always some sourtherner war monger pushing for confrontation.

my how times have changed. maybe the leftist twitter addicts are right, the dnc and GOP have switched places

Posted by: sockamster at April 14, 2022 05:31 PM (OuH7W)

392 375 As ZH points out, Russia has a tough time figuring out how to explain this;
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They're admitting now that the ship was hit by missiles, I believe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2022 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

393 Same shit different day. Scoggins turns up with a different nic, Fenelon stalks him over multiple threads, they do some verbal sparring and everyone else has to be bored with their stupid shit.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2022 05:19 PM (Vxu+H)
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Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 05:32 PM (oXNqT)

394 wow, so they sunk a capitol ship.

the warmongers really want a modern WWI style bloodbath
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they are gonna get it too.

Posted by: Sadly at April 14, 2022 05:32 PM (FNv2c)

395 379 Well the Russians seem to believe they can just sit on their war goals (nearly fully captured) and wait for everyone to calm down now. With Ukraine receiving tanks now there's some possibility this is not true, but we'll see.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:22 PM (z5Vrg)

IF the Donbass and the south coast are their goals. Personally, I suspect they will be gobbling all of Ukraine, if not now, then in 3, 4, 7 years. Then Moldova.

And If I were Poland or the Baltic Republics, I'd be scared and pissed off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 14, 2022 05:27 PM (XvPQV)

Russia just isn't capable of sustaining a long-term occupation of most of their neighboring countries. Non-Russian Ukraine alone would be a brutal and exhausting exercise.

There's a reason they're not playing the same colonial game they were as the USSR or like China is doing today.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 14, 2022 05:32 PM (z5Vrg)

396 Why did they keep such junk in the Black Sea? How old was that thing?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2022 05:34 PM (NxtrT)

397 Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
Posted by: ballistic at April 14, 2022 05:32 PM (oXNqT)

Everybody noticed that I don't like Scoggy's nic changes. This is hardly rocket science.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:34 PM (fF2aM)

398 weft cut-loop: "After Biden finished his speech, he turned around and tried to shake hands with thin air and then wandered around looking confused
twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1514691339639791629"

Holy Cow. And yet totally expected.

I'd say that was beyond alarming, but we passed that sign several hundred miles back. WASTF.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 14, 2022 05:34 PM (aXxgO)

399

Tell me why are you sinking
Moskva cruiser?
Where is your bounty of fortune and fame?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2022 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

400 @192

>>Democrats don't seem to realize...

Democrats realize that even when the GOP has "power," they don't really have power.

Democrats realize that even when they are out of power, people have short memories and the GOP is a goofball, illegitimate party and inevitably commit some own goal that will piss off the voters and allow the Democrats to capitalize on.

Democrats also cheat, a lot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2022 05:35 PM (/FfhO)

401 Everybody noticed that I don't like Scoggy's nic changes. This is hardly rocket science.
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Very interesting.

Posted by: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar at April 14, 2022 05:35 PM (FNv2c)

402 I'd be delighted to be left alone. But that's in the hands of the morality police from New Jersey. If she's not worried about me, she's worried about tit pics on the wrong threads. And if she's not worried about that - she just sticks her nose into something else.

So tell me, what does one do when the Friendly Neighborhood Fen follows you around ? Did I wear my skirt too short ?

Posted by: In All Fairness at April 14, 2022 05:36 PM (g5PPl)

403 Feeeeeling the love. Adios for the day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:36 PM (fF2aM)

404 College buddy cut down an ornamental evergreen at the new athletic facility and dragged it all around campus in the snow to the Presidents front door. Then picked it up and vamoosed. Our campus cops were probably jizzing themselves until the last few feet.

Posted by: pawn at April 14, 2022 05:36 PM (Cfk8j)

405 Same shit different day. Scoggins turns up with a different nic, Fenelon stalks him over multiple threads, they do some verbal sparring and everyone else has to be bored with their stupid shit.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Yay! Future cat fights. What kind of membership does this require for our viewing entertainment?

Posted by: Torrie Wilson's tan lines at April 14, 2022 05:37 PM (Tmkv1)

406 Actually, the warmongers are the shitwit fucklings who decided that the US presence in Europe was "imperialism" and too expensive. Europe fought for millennia amongst themselves, until we showed up. Not even a generation of our absence and there is another major European war? Only a fucking simpleton couldn't see this coming.

Posted by: BPT at April 14, 2022 05:39 PM (mj/9p)

407 But I think some wiseacre needs to post as "The Dirty Vicar" because of course any male clergyperson on here would say
"Bring on da boobs" following every single B&B post by Joe Mannix and they'd particularly like it when people make sexual comments about pictures of five year olds saying their prayers in art threads, or getting their shot from a doctor in a Norman Rockwell artwork. Yep! Yep! Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2022 05:41 PM (fF2aM)

408 "Adopt clearer procedures for issuing dispersal warnings and permitting demonstrators to disperse"
OK
And, along with reductions in use of NON-lethal force, this would be MY scenario:

[Mob rampaging through the streets, committing various and numerous misdemeanors and felonies approaches limit line of police]
Bullhorn: This is not a legitimate, peaceful demonstration. You must disperse immediately. You will be allowed to proceed no further.
PA System on rooftops: This is not a legitimate, peaceful demonstration. You must disperse immediately. You will be allowed to proceed no further.
Bullhorn AND PA system: Any further progress will be seen as a threat of grave bodily harm or death to the officers and their support elements as well as free, law-abiding citizens. This is your final warning. Disperse immediately or be seen as an imminent and deadly threat.

[After a pause, another bullhorn...]
Bullhorn directed to line of officers: Ready arms! [pause] Volley Fire! [pause] FIRE!

The first 3 rounds would be beanbag rounds. If that did not immediately disperse the crowd, lethal munitions would be employed. Every time.

Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2022 12:44 AM (D/wPf)

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