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First Bus Transporting Illegal Aliens from Texas Arrives in Washington DC
Greg Abbott declared that these should be called "Putin's Illegal Aliens."
(Not really. I just think everyone should imitate Biden and blame everything on Putin. Like if you get caught cheating, you should tell your wife, "This is Putin's dick in this prostitute.") Note that these bus re-locations are voluntary. I guess maybe Texas officials told the illegals that the streets of DC are paved in gold for illegals.A bus from Texas arrived in Washington, D.C. Wednesday morning, transporting dozens of illegal immigrants as part of Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's new plan to counter federal immigration policies during an ongoing border crisis. Abbott announced last week that he was directing the Texas Division of Emergency Management (TDEM) to transport migrants released from federal custody in Texas to the nation's capital and other locations outside his state. The bus pulled up at approximately 8 a.m. local time, blocks away from the U.S. Capitol building. Fox News has learned that they came from the Del Rio sector in Texas, after coming to the U.S. from Colombia, Cuba, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. Upon the bus's arrival in Washington, D.C., individuals disembarked one by one except for family units who exited together. They checked in with officials and had wristbands they were wearing cut off before being told they could go. ... According to TDEM, Abbott's plan is already working. The agency told Fox News on Monday that many of the communities that originally reached out for support -- from the Rio Grande Valley to Terrell County -- say the federal government stopped dropping immigrants in their towns since Abbott's announcement on April 6.
BREAKING: The first bus of Illegal Immigrants from Texas has arrived in DC and is dropping them off blocks from US Capitol. pic.twitter.com/wqjGJkbGGN
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) April 13, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2022 01:16 PM (KZ4I6)
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2022 01:16 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Who at April 13, 2022 01:17 PM (tgp/G)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (YFU8M)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (MIODZ)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (NxtrT)
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The goal is to make them a nuisance to the DC elite, hopefully encouraging a change in policy. Second, shipping them over the border is likely to be a lot more logistically difficult and legally challenging.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (Hsjid)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (a6P66)
They can sleep it off in Lafayette Park.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Who at April 13, 2022 01:17 PM
I want it I want it....You caaaan't Abbot..
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Inogame at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (zB5mP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (Hsjid)
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Giant trebuchets.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (YFU8M)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
So why bus them to a shathole?
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (4osVM)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
You need to upgrade to the Platinum membership.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM (906pl)
Hannity's got dibs on that.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (aX0CW)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (rm16k)
If I'm an illegal, I'm going for it. Brandon's people will make it lucrative and comfortable to get the fuck out of their yard. Unless it gets too bad, of course.
Then they'll end up like that fox.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (NxtrT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (a6P66)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
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Ace is channeling his inner Xi. Its like Keto but you don't get to eat anything.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (h1mzz)
And can't you believe the emissions on these trucks. Not only is Abbott directly causing your meat prices to go up, he's literally killing you through climate change. This is why we need all 50 states do exactly what Heil Biden tells us to do.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (BCSAN)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (exHjb)
(The lawyer is trying to prove the witness a liar and show that Amber Heard did, in fact, have a bruise on her face, but was perfectly concealed with make-up.)
Amber's lawyer: "Do you know if Miss Heard is good at putting make-up on?"
Witness: "Um, ah, well, she couldn't be -- she had to hire people to do it for her." [referring to Amber's make-up artist who was always around]
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (6vHcr)
Prolly not. So let's take it while we can get it.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2022 01:19 PM
Ramp drops on the LCS as the mariachi band plays. Eyeeee eyye eyyyee eye...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2022 01:20 PM (sAmhv)
Stop being so delicious.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:22 PM (NxtrT)
He's wheeling.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:22 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (I2/tG)
Moar
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (h1mz
I also think Texas be is to blame and should be allowed to exit the United States and become their own Republic.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter in the briarpatch at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (bv+Jn)
btw, what happened to those Massive Cash Payments biden was set to give illegals a few months ago?
I assume they all got paid, but we "pivoted" to another distraction, so the issue was dropped.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (6vHcr)
"We send you on an Op to gin up fear to support the Prez'Nit's Ghost Gun Initiative, and we push you to a target that is filled with victims who are LITERAL sitting ducks, and you kill nobody?!?! Get your ass into that lane and PRACTICE!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (KZ4I6)
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (1Yy3c)
"In another YouTube video, James shared television news reports of a previous mass shooting in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, at Molson Coors. In that video, James talked about the Molson Coors shooter, Anthony Ferrill, who was Black, saying that gunman was "discriminated against" and "no one say and do sh*t" until he started shooting people." And I've dealt with it time and time again." He said he was a machinist, calling it the most "racist" trade in the country. He said there were a "bunch of racist white mother f*****" in that trade.
"The vast majority of people, white mother****** are racist," he says in that video."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
Because they can.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (4vwwZ)
Suck it up buttercup.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
There appears to be some correlation with how much the Commentariat has disappointed Ace. Whether that's causation requires further study, and a grant application.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Prolly not. So let's take it while we can get it.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (nfrXX)
Yep. I want to large numbers being transported to DC and DE.
Prolly be better if he transported them back to Mexico.
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (gmo/4)
And the off-the-boat guys aren't the right approach, anyway.
If I'm a governor, I'm emptying my prisons of MS-13 immigrants and sending them directly to the to Capitol Hill. I'm also a disorganized stumblebum, so the buses I use to transport my state's large supply of machetes from place to place would have to double as their transports.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (NxtrT)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM (h1mzz)
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Old and busted: Putin's inflation!
New hotness: Abbott's inflation!
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (M+P+J)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (NxtrT)
I stand corrected
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (4osVM)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:23 PM (1Yy3c)
And on the thread before that, they were posting at the top and bottom and in between.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (4vwwZ)
Distance from Austin to Mexico City - 935 miles
It'd be cheaper to send the buses that way. Shat with Putin's gas prices and all.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
Because they can.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (4vwwZ)
Law of conservation of energy?
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (/qOym)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (gmo/4)
Prolly not. So let's take it while we can get it.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM (nfrX
IMO which is worth less than a cup of coffee is that Abbott has been an above average Governor with one big hindsight error revealed by an unusual winter storm.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter in the briarpatch at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (bv+Jn)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (YFU8M)
...
Maybe not on official state transport but you can buy them commercial tickets and send them anywhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (qnVBz)
Yeah ... no, I'm pretty sure after 50 years of constant BS from the supreme court, congress, etc, there ain't gonna be no "change in policy". They want this, they always wanted this, and nothing will stop them.
A global famine due to government ineptitude, deliberate or not could make things at the border really interesting as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (z7fHM)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (25pvc)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (LiHuO)
X's on map are area suggestions.
Also tell them about the reward for the J6 pipe bomb guy.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (UuD2k)
"ghost gun" is the new, what?
a) bump stock
b) gun show loophole
c) tax breaks for corporate jets
d) "anti-vaxxer"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (NxtrT)
Jobu says, "This what happens when you say F-you, Jobu, try to do it yourself!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (906pl)
...
Maybe not on official state transport but you can buy them commercial tickets and send them anywhere.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (z9npv)
Yes, if they hadn't publicized this, they probably could have until the other state noticed and complained (or just did the same back). But Abbott made it a political act with governor of TX blessing, so DC is his one option...and he's using it.
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM
At least with Beto you get to eat avocado.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (4vwwZ)
Reason I know this place won't ever get hacked. It's so shoddily put together that any hacker would take one look under the hood, shake his head and walk away thinking someone already beat him to it.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (1Yy3c)
-Future Atlantic Headline in several weeks
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (BCSAN)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
Because they can.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:24 PM (4vwwZ)
Law of conservation of energy?
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Posts are like fruit flies. They appear and disappear spontaneously from the quantum realm.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (AiZBA)
Very sad.
Posted by: Lurk at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (MIODZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM
Meaning: We were fine with the kill whitey shit until you racists noticed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: lurk at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
Meow. *-*
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat In A Box at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (4I/2K)
Death on Wheels!!
Posted by: Oddbob at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (nfrXX)
; )
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (4vwwZ)
....
He was an utter coward for all things Covid until DeSantis began showing the way.
He seems far more interested in bringing businesses to Texas than giving them the middle finger when necessary.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2022 01:29 PM (LsIVo)
Remember 10 months ago when Texas Democrats ABSCONDED on private jets (who owned those jets, btw?) to avoid forming an official legislative session?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 13, 2022 01:29 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:29 PM (qnVBz)
Inspecting trucks for illegals at the southern border causes inflation.
Inspecting trucks for clot shot identification at the northern border does not.
Its like magic!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Once you hack it, what do you attempt to do with it? Propagandize boobs, guns, and boobguns? They kind of sell themselves.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:29 PM (SH2Zi)
He's wheeling.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:22 PM (rm16k)
I think he's quite the standup guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (FtRHH)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM
Someone should call the WH hotline. Hello White House. my yard is a fucking disgrace. I'd like 3 or 4 illegals please, also a pint of rocky road. Thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (h1mzz)
No. That was a previous news cycle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (UuD2k)
A friend of mine told me about his Irish family coming over in the nineteenth century.
"We were told the streets were paved with gold. Not only were they not, they were not even paved. And, we were expected to pave them."
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: brak at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (KR4lF)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (NxtrT)
Jobu says, "This what happens when you say F-you, Jobu, try to do it yourself!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (906pl)
ProTip: Don't drink Jobu's rum. Bad juju. Very bad to steal it.
Posted by: Veteran Pitcher Harris at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (oiNtH)
He's wheeling.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:22 PM (rm16k)
I think he's quite the standup guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM
You like me, you wheely wheely like me!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: Karen at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (25pvc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Zek at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: lurk"
Ghost post. Putin's fault.
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (MxEKc)
If one of them bit Romney that would be epic.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (h1mzz)
And one crack pipe, in case I get a drop in by your pedo crackhead son.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (rm16k)
That would imply she has fans.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (a4EWo)
Authorities said James maintained an address in Milwaukee and had purchased fireworks, including "canister smoke" from a vendor in Racine, Wis., last year.
.. they can trace your purchases of fireworks
I wonder if the fireworks were registered.
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: torabora
Word is it gets three, sometimes four views a week.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
No. It is Amber Head and she judges you guilty of being sexy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2022 01:26 PM (LiHuO)
True. And completely not the point. If your neighbor continues to steal from your garden, what do you do ? Do you confront him ? Beat his ass ?
Because beating his ass means you go to county lock up - over a few bucks in vegetables easily bought. He many even come back to steal again, while you're a mandatory guest of the state.
Yet, beating his ass is the proper play. Ignore all the "logical" dissertations as to why it's not the optimal play. Those people spewing that nonsense ignore basic human nature. Let a man steal your vegetables, and there's end to what he'll help himself to next.
Better to fight over vegetables.
Posted by: The Gadfly at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (zUolb)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:30 PM (rm16k)
First JJ Sefton remarks about naked Pelosi and now this?
These were words never meant to be organized together in this way. What eldritch horrors have this blog wrought?
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (BCSAN)
Make sure they know that the pool parties are no clothing so Dr. Jill gets an eyeful.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)
He seems far more interested in bringing businesses to Texas than giving them the middle finger when necessary.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2022 01:28 PM (z9npv
My memory is different from yours. Abbott started strong with Covid then gave in when we had our surge but relatively quickly returned to normal.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter in the briarpatch at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (bv+Jn)
Posted by: torabora
Not a bad way to launder foreign donations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (qnVBz)
Greg Abbot, née Grigoriy Abatumov, lost the use of his legs when farmers burned his tank and then Volodomyr Zelensky gave him a crippling dickslap with his big, juicy hog. Putin then sent him to Texas to make inflation. I don't know why you people need this explained.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (OUMaO)
All from her dad.
Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (25pvc)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (rm16k)
I invite all ladies to pay a visit to -
naturalfake's Nether-Peninsula of Joy
located at the intersection of I-10 and my pants.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (LV9Tl)
Posted by: Liz Cheney (Unip.- Wyo.) at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: torabora
Word is it gets three, sometimes four views a week.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (OUMaO)
More like OnlyFan
#amiright
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zek at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM
You NAILED it. Abbott should have them bussed to every Catholic church in the area and then move outward when they are as overwhelemed as the cities and states on the borders are. Well we were told Catholic charities get s paid to import illegals so we are cutting out the middle man.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (SKVme)
*golf clap*
Except that made some sense.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (LV9Tl)
It's not Memorial Day and this isn't the ONT. Cool your jets.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)
Rehoboth DE is gay friendly
ok, it's totally gay
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (geLO8)
*Re-envisions that famous scene in the tunnel between J. Belushi and C. Fisher in The Blues Bros*
"You know I love ya, Baby. There was a fire . . . A terrible flood because of the KGB weather machine! . . . I was kidnapped by the GRU!! . . . I was caught up in the Skolkovo Project Scandal!!! . . . I wouldn't lie to ya, Honey, ya gotta stop listening to Russian Disinformation!!! . . . PUTIN POISONED ME WITH POLONIUM!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!"
*C. Fisher mag-dumps on Jake, slaps another mag in, mag-dumps on Elwood*
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (KZ4I6)
His brother, Jesse got a bullet while straightening a picture hanging on his parlor wall.
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (Vr12I)
What? No mention of the award-winning cruelty? Be better, Ace.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
They're on the list, and will receive millions of divine sparks as soon as the junta ramps up its "come on in" policies....
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (DU+/6)
Word is it gets three, sometimes four views a week.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 13, 2022 01:32 PM (OUMaO)
And oddly enough, 4 online suicides a week as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (LV9Tl)
But as Depp has found you aren't supposed to marry them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (geLO8)
The HQ won't be hacked because nobody will have any idea what to do with the 25 year old technology that runs the place.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Shit-can the entire notion of tax-exempt. There's an easy way to run as a non-profit without special tax status. Don't generate a profit.
Posted by: The Gadfly at April 13, 2022 01:36 PM (zUolb)
Why send them to his part-time abode?
Just drop them off in Greenville. See how the limo libs neighbors react to their new community members.
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2022 01:36 PM (DJFLF)
Distance from Austin to Mexico City - 935 miles
It'd be cheaper to send the buses that way. Shat with Putin's gas prices and all.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:25 PM (m45I2)
The federal government is the one and only control on the national border/immigration. State/local authorities are not permitted to act contrary to the wishes of the federal government unless they are aiding illegality.
So, Abbott may neither close the border nor deport the persons but he can offer them a ride to DC. Sure, it's a BS propaganda stunt but it's all we've got at the moment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at April 13, 2022 01:36 PM (IUd0M)
The HQ won't be hacked because nobody will have any idea what to do with the 25 year old technology that runs the place.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Windows. 95.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: King Harv at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:33 PM (LV9Tl)
It's not Memorial Day and this isn't the ONT. Cool your jets.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)
Untwist your knickers, Camilla.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (LV9Tl)
Well, one Swedish youtuber anyway, his channel is "Sanity in Sweden"
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (qnVBz)
They were last seen orbiting the Jerry Nadler Belt.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Zek at April 13, 2022 01:31 PM (OzNIz)
++++
They do, but it won't happen because the US government is an active partner in both the slave trade and the drug trade. The Cartels and the USG can't effectively work together directly, so the "NGOs" act as the lubrication between them and, of course, wet their beaks at the same time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (DU+/6)
State armies should repel the invaders.
Posted by: Goatweed at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (0Q/6W)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (/CoS6)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (aW5/6)
Fox News yesterday
Black male, approximately 5-foot-5 tall with a heavy build
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (4vwwZ)
@julie_kelly2
Instead of moving on after suffering a humiliating defeat in federal court last week, the Justice Department will re-try the two remaining defendants in the Whitmer fednapping case. Narrative-shaping CYA and prosecutorial abuse all at the same time:
https://tinyurl.com/bdhhausz
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (aW5/6)
Fox News yesterday
Black male, approximately 5-foot-5 tall with a heavy build
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (4vwwZ)
Maybe he has good shoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
They were last seen orbiting the Jerry Nadler Belt.
Posted by: flounder
And Leon is getting larrrrrgerrrrr!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (p6Md5)
Instead of moving on after suffering a humiliating defeat in federal court last week, the Justice Department will re-try the two remaining defendants in the Whitmer fednapping case. Narrative-shaping CYA and prosecutorial abuse all at the same time:
https://tinyurl.com/bdhhausz
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (NpAcC)
++++
The state is never wrong. If you think it is sometimes wrong, you're a Russian agent and a seditious traitor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: King Harv at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Oh no! Our system is infected with Minx 0.7 alpha. Shut 'er down!
*grasps for plug*
Posted by: Hackers at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Eew
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (eHJeN)
But as Depp has found you aren't supposed to marry them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2022
***
I first noticed her in that Wild Palms mid-season CW series from the early or mid-'00s -- sort of a "film noir meets Gothic" version of 90210.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 13, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Windows. 95.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (Vr12I)
--------
MS-DOS 3.3
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (YFU8M)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: King Harv at April 13, 2022 01:37 PM (1Yy3c)
The Romney post was being hacked but the hamsters threw them a curve by rupturing the space-time continuum.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (AiZBA)
A state completely controlled by Dems. They shouldn't be immune to these policies.
Posted by: I Mean at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (gVrGd)
++++
I love this idea. All of them to Hawaii. Hawaii has the added benefit of having a gigantic, built-in moat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)
They're gonna need more dilithium crystals!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (906pl)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (eHJeN)
Posted by: Mookie at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (3/VdG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Oh, I know. The problem is it isn't a hassle for the DemonRats. They'll just collect the warm bodies, give them an EBT card and a fake ID and a bundle of ballots and send them to swing states in anticipation of 2024.
As soon as these people cross the border, America loses.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (KZ4I6)
https://is.gd/gxwZwB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:38 PM (dNqv+)
She hasn't been the same since she visited-
naturalfake's Nether-Peninsula of Joy
located at the intersection of I-10 and my pants.
Remember Every Thursday is Two'fer Thursday!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (LV9Tl)
Unfortunately I was anticipating this very scenario.
Remember what they did to General Flynn?
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM
Guess again?
Posted by: APL at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (qHuNL)
Posted by: lurk
Isn't it obvious?
Posted by: Putin at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (8DRUP)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Out: Prejudicially rejecting work product due to the race of the producer is bad.
In: Prejudicially rejecting work product due to the race of the producer is good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
*snort*
I would not schedule a space flight or a long plane trip any time soon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (Vr12I)
______________
There's a shit-load of things that could be done to stop this invasion, but we lack the political will to do it. And a big part of the reason is that the media is colluding with the Biden Junta that is facilitating this invasion, and not showing the American people the millions of third-world peasants currently flooding our border. And the even bigger hordes on the way.
But soon the results will be showing up in everyone's neighborhood. Local property taxes will go up (because we have to pay to educate and teach English to all the new illegals' kids), ER's will be overrun with illegals getting their "free" medical care at our expense, and of course crime will sky rocket as all these unvetted third-world criminals and gang members move in and get comfortable preying on "rich" Americans.
But by the time most Americans realize what has been done to them and their country, it will be too late. Which of course is what the Biden Junta is counting on.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:39 PM
Guess again?
Posted by: APL at April 13, 2022 01:42 PM (a3Q+t)
FORTH
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (AiZBA)
Poo Tin is going to subjugate or depopulate or kill 45 million.
A lot are going to come here.
I wondered why a Ukrainian Credit Union opened just blocks from my house.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (rm16k)
Ahem.
Posted by: Lutheran Family Services! at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ...
********
Is she going to request Heard immunity?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (Vr12I)
++++
It's beyond the pale.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (QSjkU)
1 minute ago
Police say says Brooklyn subway shooting suspect Frank James was known to law enforcement and has ties to Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York City. He said James had an arrest history in New York and nine prior arrests dating from 1992 to 1998.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (4vwwZ)
As soon as these people cross the border, America loses.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (KZ4I6)
--------
Out: 2000 Mules.
In: 2,000,000 Mules.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (ymYGq)
Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (EdQIG)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (4vwwZ)
++++
Well, JJ (I think, though it might have been CBD) nailed it on the podcast with the whole "when they catch the guy, he'll have a rap sheet a mile long" thing...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (DU+/6)
Homeless encampments.
Even in the ritzy areas, except for totally gated communities.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (jTmQV)
Ahem.
Posted by: Lutheran Family Services! at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (I2/tG)
Don't expect logic from any group that considers their current state of existence as nothing more than an audition.
Posted by: The Gadfly at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (zUolb)
Posted by: WiNO at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (gdTK+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (EdQIG)
I mean, as much as I hate DC it's still keeping them in the USA. And if by some miracle these people actually seek employment, they'll probably piss off the black community which could be entertaining.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (wAnMi)
Rithmatickin be hard!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Diversity at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (tgp/G)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (m45I2)
If she doesn't get it, it's fine because the Amber Lamps is already there.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (a0gj+)
The gangs, mostly based in South Los Angeles, independently staged robberies and sometimes used spotters to target people wearing luxury watches or driving pricey cars, Capt. Jonathan Tippet, who spearheads an LAPD "follow-home robbery" task force, told the city Police Commission.
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
Ack ack ack ack *shart*.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (qnVBz)
(City installed concrete barriers and fencing around the city building and police station in preparation for this presser).
Story and live video here:
tinyurl.com/uv99fes8
Posted by: bed head at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (k34KJ)
Don't believe your lying eyes, these people don't fucking exist!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (EdQIG)
Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2022 01:44 PM (EdQIG)
++++
icle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:45 PM (DU+/6)
es
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (wAnMi)
I ended up using an if then else tree.
It was nuts.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: SMOD
Ten fingers were developed in Africa. Now what?
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (8DRUP)
The gangs, mostly based in South Los Angeles, independently staged robberies and sometimes used spotters to target people wearing luxury watches or driving pricey cars, Capt. Jonathan Tippet, who spearheads an LAPD "follow-home robbery" task force, told the city Police Commission.
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
Voting. How do it work?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (MOUSY)
This guy needs... *types* *deletes*
To marry Amber Heard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (dNqv+)
And the defendants will continue to rot in jail during the retrial.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (qnVBz)
++++
Ah, so it's made its way south. Years ago, San Francisco refused to try to deal with the constant vehicle break-ins and so encouraged residents to remove all valuables and not lock their cars so that the thieves wouldn't need to cause property damage to rummage through their cars when they parked on the street.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (rm16k)
Fucking Putin.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM (qHuNL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (qnVBz)
++++
Bitch was asking for it, what with that short skirt and tight shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BPT at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (p34uj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (MOUSY)
This will get out of control and we will be lucky to survive this.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 13, 2022 01:21 PM
Speaking of trucks, Gruesome's truck law(?) goes in to effect Jan 1, 23. I guess the supply chain crisis can only get better.
Posted by: Fool Otto at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (DB16e)
.. just hate when people act like their stereotypes
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
Oh noes! We better fund the police better in their neighborhoods! We must all make the sacrifice!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 13, 2022 01:47 PM
Well they usually hire mostly hot ones.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
And I will continue to not fly.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (GmJy0)
_____________
If they actually stay out of Texas, he's doing TX taxpayers a favor by doing so. The price of a bus ticket is a lot cheaper than decades of paying for schooling, housing, medical care, criminal prosecution, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (geLO8)
I'm all for drawing attention to the problem but wake me up when the Networks actually carry it on the nightly news.
Remember, if they can ignore the annual Right to Life rally each year which numbers in the hundreds of thousands, they sure as hell can ignore a couple of buses dropping off people on Constitutional Avenue.
Posted by: WisRich at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (GmJy0)
His Achilles' Heel... or Balls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)
Frank James has been charged by complaint in Brooklyn federal court with one count of violating 18 USC section 1992 A7 and B one which prohibits terrorist and other violent attacks against mass transportation systems, police said.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (4vwwZ)
..... and then the murders began
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (1CjFE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:49 PM (qnVBz)
++++
Not if it follows the typically progression of shithole places. Those people will fund their own security, and their security people will be ruthless and heavily-armed mercenaries. Their enclave will be isolated, walled off and heavily defended. The rubes outside the enclave in the real world will deal with marauding bands of gangsters who do what they want, with certain non-rich but nonetheless important people (city councilmen, etc.) receiving police protection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (geLO8)
And the defendants will continue to rot in jail during the retrial."
Infuriating. The pressure on them to plead to something, anything to stop the pain must be so intense, particularly with the continuing accumulation of legal fees, which the feds are counting on of course. If "guilty" to anything they can dismiss all the shenanigans as sour grapes from "those convicted in the plot" etc.
Posted by: Liz Cheney (Unip.- Wyo.) at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (OzNIz)
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I'm sure they want to go to the Capitol. That is where the money is.
Posted by: Javems at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (Wql2T)
_____________
If they actually stay out of Texas, he's doing TX taxpayers a favor by doing so. The price of a bus ticket is a lot cheaper than decades of paying for schooling, housing, medical care, criminal prosecution, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (k4dH2)
And this is a lot more effective than punting them back over the border, where they can just cross into Texas again.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (Vr12I)
Meanwhile Poo Tin just hopped aboard the KGB bus and now is richest guy. Trade craft schools rock.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (rm16k)
_____________
They don't "help" illegals because their hearts are bleeding for them.
They do it because their bank accounts are getting fat with taxpayer dollars paid by our corrupt federal government.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (k4dH2)
Family members have seen the video(s) and say he was executed with a shot to the back of the head while he was cuffed and pinned.
Members of the Royal Black Panther Party [snicker] marched on the city commissioners meeting last night chanting all sorts of troofs to da man.
We'll see how it goes.
Posted by: bed head at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (k34KJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:46 PM (qnVBz)
++++
Bitch was asking for it, what with that short skirt and tight shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:48 PM (DU+/6)
___________________________________
Where else do you flaunt expensive jewelry but in public?? Kinda defeats the purpose to wear it only in private. The exception might be watch collectors. I collect fine watches because I like them and admire the craftmanship, but I rarely wear them in public.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Vinnie at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (MOUSY)
You are a great American!
Posted by: Whiny, Sweaty Sean at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (taPSh)
I don't understand - do they mean don't rely on the work of non-white mathematicians?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:51 PM (DU+/6)
And then soon enough, after some gangs wars and consolidation, the locality will have its own warlord. What's Spanish for California Roll?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (z5Vrg)
I see your FORTRAN and raise you COBOL. Many, many years ago I ran a COBOL program and messed up the JCL cards at the beginning of the deck (back when we actually keypunched the program). A hundred or so pages of error messages came out of the daisy matrix printer. Good times
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (k4dH2)
++++
They are all, in British parlance, "quangos" - Quasi-NGOs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Not as entertaining as a trebuchet ride over the river.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:53 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:53 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2022 01:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 01:53 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Y5 at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (8tNUK)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
++++
They can flaunt it at their galas, where they travel under armed guard and where the venue is similarly protected. The people with nice things but who aren't in that class will soon be dispossessed of their nice things (either by theft or robbery, or by having to sell it all to make ends meet) and the problem will solve itself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: ...
********
Is she going to request Heard immunity?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 01:43 PM (m45I2)
---------
Tone deaf comment.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (ymYGq)
the statement said the presser is to "provide additional context" so the video evidence must be pretty bad
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (DJFLF)
.. Joe has broken below the 41% that Bill Clinton maintained during his impeachment
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Y5 at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (8tNUK)
@Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Biden announces additional $800 million in 'weapons, ammunition, and other security assistance to Ukraine.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (p6Md5)
If he was serious about physically relocating these illegals he'd have never mentioned it. Instead they'd load up a thousand busses and send them all into D.C. during the middle of the night and disgorge them all at one time all over the city.
Or, better yet, get a CSX train with a 100 boxcars, load it up and make a non-stop run to the yards in Anacostia... near Sandy Cortez's pad.
By then it'd be too late to stop it. And it would be news.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (VpIIl)
ANY pushback is good pushback IMO. Too many shall we say " flaccid" governors.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Enzo F. at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (II3Gr)
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And The Pablo is, how you say ... cheaper The Paulo.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 01:57 PM (ymYGq)
.. I was told there was a separation of Church and State
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 01:57 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 01:56 PM (Wnd0C)
I believe they are Oompa Loompas.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 13, 2022 01:57 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 13, 2022 01:57 PM (Cus5s)
By then it'd be too late to stop it. And it would be news.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (BFigT)
Well how can they stop it now? Not like this is illegal.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 13, 2022 01:58 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: SMOD
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Good idea. I'd rely on yesterday's punk "mathematician/ physicist" any time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 01:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 01:58 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 01:58 PM (qnVBz)
Early day PC keyboard $400. One of my pals came back from Japan with Sharp four function calculator. Hundreds of dollars.
Some things never change though like Russkis raping and pillaging.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:59 PM (rm16k)
@Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Biden announces additional $800 million in 'weapons, ammunition, and other security assistance to Ukraine.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (p6Md5)
Yay, more stuff that's going to be destroyed or looted by the Russians. The only people really making bank on these arm sales to Ukraine are US weapon manufacturers for the military. And maybe The Big Guy is still getting his 10%, but who knows.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2022 01:59 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (rm16k)
I'd be more impressed if the Abbott busses drove up I-95 into NJ at 90 miles/hr while weaving in and out of traffic, then opened the back door only to toss them out willy-nilly all the way up the NJ Turnpike - all while the driver laughs insanely the whole way - that's a joyous story of hope, love and redemption right there!
Posted by: Boswell at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (MOUSY)
That goes against The Narrative, does it not?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (z7fHM)
https://is.gd/gxwZwB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2022 01:41 PM (DU+/6)
That's a nice apartment complex!
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (nC+QA)
The inverse of a ladydick is a fronthole, and 2+2=Russia.
I'm a physimathotologist now, too. Give me an NSF grant. I'll tell you I'm a dusky twink, if it helps.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (4vwwZ)
and then the murders began
Posted by: x at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (qnVBz)
______________
Counting to 20. Guys can count to 21.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 01:55 PM (p6Md5)
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It's almost as if we don't have a republic, but diktat by fiat where an infinite supply of what little remains of the nation's wealth can be conjured out of thin air ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (ymYGq)
Seems that way.
Incident occurred on April 4. As of yesterday, the officer involved hadn't even been interviewed because his attorney was on vacation. The family called in mostly non-race baiter Crump to give it a push and presumably see if the city needs some more mostly-peaceful protests to its mind right.
Posted by: bed head at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (k34KJ)
Kamala was asked about inflation. She said yep, prices are rising. What's the "endpoint" she was asked. Her reply, "What I can say is that people deserve to know that their president, that our administration, is concerned enough to do something about it, so that is what we're doing."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bed head at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM (k34KJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM (LV9Tl)
Posted by: SMOD
What the actual hell.
These people are insane.
So which races are we supposed to trust? Maybe disregard white mathematicians because of white supremacy? Or black and Hispanic ones because they assume they are dumb and oppressed?Are Asian mathematicians safe? What about Maori?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (J7wri)
You'd think these two would realize that this ugly public battle isn't helping anybody (excluding their lawyers' bank accounts), and give it up already.
But no.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (k4dH2)
So to get the comments on the right time means the posts are on the wrong time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:00 PM (qnVBz)
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The latest insane destructive fad is "decolonizing math."
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (ymYGq)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
But remember what the women (I think they are women...I am not a biologist) said, any criticism of Harris is mysognistic and racist!
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 01:54 PM (II3Gr)
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And The Pablo is, how you say ... cheaper The Paulo.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2022 01:57 PM
Yes, but the Paolo, he always refuses the remuneration. The Paolo, he is in it for, how do you say, the love of the game. He is a true amateur, IYKWTPMATPTYD...
Posted by: Paolo at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM (rF64X)
I'm thinking we should leave it up to a Committee of Counting Chickens.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (LV9Tl)
That goes against The Narrative, does it not?
>Yes, but it's okay because these are defensive weapons, unlike that evil assault weapon the ham-n-egger next door possesses to protect himself.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (Wnd0C)
Police said they received a CrimeStopper tip that the Brooklyn subway shooting suspect was spotted at a McDonald's on Sixth St. and First Ave in the Ninth Precint down on the Lowest East Side and East Village.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (4vwwZ)
You'd think these two would realize that this ugly public battle isn't helping anybody (excluding their lawyers' bank accounts), and give it up already.
But no.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (k4dH2)
Pro tip: Actors and Actresses are not smart.
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
So to get the comments on the right time means the posts are on the wrong time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (XIJ/X)
This makes sense. Should that worry me?
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: publius,
Good Lord. Can she really be that stupid?
I know, to ask is to answer.
Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (AhBAQ)
hey- they can still fuck it up-
give 'em a chance
actually, just watch
Posted by: DB at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 13, 2022 02:01 PM (Mzdiz)
You can always trust her to give substantive answers.
She has got to be the most embarrassing VP in US history.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: SMOD
in the age of affirmative action, that is prudent for any line of work.
Posted by: x at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (MOUSY)
Officers responded to McDonald's, did not see him, and began scouting the area. The suspect was eventually spotted on the corner of St. Marks and First St. and taken into custody without incident.
Fox News
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (4vwwZ)
Like I said, he was in the lunch room.
Posted by: FBI at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (QYPq3)
Are they are acknowledged as "residents" now?
Some are smart enough to know there is less competition for work and or benefits so why not take the free ride.
Posted by: old chick at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (sOete)
So to get the comments on the right time means the posts are on the wrong time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (XIJ/X)
It's part of the charm.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (2JoB8)
1) Illegal aliens trust random Legacy Americans to actually take them to DC rather than an abattoir. (So much for the Lefty talking-point about illegals "living in the shadows" because they fear Americans)
2) Random illegal aliens figure they might as well get to the source of Uncle Sugar's cash.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (pJWtt)
White American kids in STEM are just going to apply at foreign institutions in coming years. This is the kind of thing that happens when you start rattling on about things like Jewish physics. You end up writing tracts about racial hygiene while your competitors employ your former citizens building nukes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (SKVme)
She has got to be the most embarrassing VP in US history.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (rF64X)
Dan Quayle: "Yes!"
Alas, there will be no SNL skits about her or references in vidya game about her stupidity. Hell, there was a Sarah Palin-lookalike in Dead Rising 3 that of course got zombified and then killed.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Paco at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (njExo)
Is that a joke? I can't tell anymore. This woman sounds like "Deep Thoughts" IRL
Posted by: Fool Otto at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (DB16e)
I think I just got mugged!
...but I can't really tell because I'm not a Criminologist.
Posted by: Shecky Greene at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (32x3R)
You can always trust her to give substantive answers.
She has got to be the most embarrassing VP in US history.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:05 PM (rF64X)
I read her, comment, I guess you'd term it, and wasn't able to wring a lick of sense out of it.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (MOUSY)
Blaming Abbott, Santa and the Easter Bunny for Punchy's idiocy plays well in about 0 households outside of DC, Philly NYC, Chicago and LA.
Posted by: Boswell at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (5iUNf)
But no.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer-
Depp has had a lot of money problems as it is. Made $650 million on his movies and lost it all. Owes another $100 million on back taxes. Plus, it has been written for decades that Depp has the worst hygiene in Hollywood. Rarely bathes, brushes his teeth, and wears dirty clothes. Quite the package!
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (oiNtH)
a cliff?
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (G9lTz)
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How smart does one have to be not to piss away tens of millions of dollars and one's reputation and livelihood on a battle that's not winnable in the first place?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2022 02:02 PM
Too much magic bus,,,I want it I want it I want it...you caaaan't Abbot..
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: publius,
I mean, technically, she's not lying. They are doing plenty when it comes to inflation to make it worse. She didn't say they were doing something to make it better.
Posted by: Biergood at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (qnVBz)
No, that's "time sink."
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:09 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: aelfheld at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (k4dH2)
True, but it all started with Amber being a batshit crazy vindictive loony-tune. She started lying and smearing Depp when in fact it was SHE who was the abuser. Depp had no choice but to fight back. Unlike many men in similar situations who have little choice but to roll over, Depp had the money to fight back. So he did.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (4vwwZ)
He is not in my kitchen.
Where do I collect my 50 grand?
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (h5TKJ)
a cliff?
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (G9lTz)
Good idea. But whats the tallest building in DC? That would make a splash.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (FAxhf)
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Wait, I thought Russell Crowe was the smelliest actor? Didn't Joan Rivers make a joke on the red carpet once about his terrible B.O.?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 01:18 PM
It took me a while. Damn. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (h1mzz)
Just that uncomfortable giggling. On an endless loop.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (G9lTz)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:08 PM (k4dH2)
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Smarter than Depp & Co., obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (YqDXo)
How do you owe $100m in taxes? That just blows my mind.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (MOUSY)
Following IRS math? Owe $10? Get fined $100m.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Vr12I)
Kamala's noggin never developed because all she needed to get ahead was a lack of morality and a gag reflex.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (qnVBz)
>The dude from Mickey-Deez probably won't see a cent of that money because every law enforcement agency on the East Coast was patting themselves on the back during that press conference for a job well done.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (MOUSY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (GmJy0)
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Wait, I thought Russell Crowe was the smelliest actor? Didn't Joan Rivers make a joke on the red carpet once about his terrible B.O.?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (k4dH2)
Now I heard it was Brad Pitt. And Cameron Diaz for the stinky girl award.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (k4dH2)
Fightin' 'Round the World would make you build up quite a sweat, no?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2022 02:13 PM (G9lTz)
Posted by: publius
Let's impeach FJB.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Qhnrt)
Now I heard it was Brad Pitt. And Cameron Diaz for the stinky girl award.
Is she the one who steam cleans her hoo ha?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 02:13 PM (eGTCV)
Without DeSantis setting an example, I'm not sure Abbott sends illegals to DC.
Forget the fed gov. We're down to every state looking out for itself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)
Mayorkas asked him to continue Remain in Mexico. He refused. He asked him to continue this 42 provision and Puddin refused that too.
He's putting several Dem candidates at risk and they've expressed their opposition, but flooding the border is more important, apparently.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 13, 2022 02:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2022 02:14 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 02:14 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: publius
Apart from the emptiness of her statement why did she have to waste so many words?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 02:14 PM (eGTCV)
Ignore everything but #MeToo and you'll find yourself standing on Johnny Depp's side.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (G9lTz)
Biden has one goal. The destruction of America. When you step back and look at everything through that prism all his moves make perfect sense.
It pains me that so many here fail to understand this.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (MOUSY)
1) Illegal aliens trust random Legacy Americans to actually take them to DC rather than an abattoir. (So much for the Lefty talking-point about illegals "living in the shadows" because they fear Americans)
2) Random illegal aliens figure they might as well get to the source of Uncle Sugar's cash.
_________
I just figured the ones volunteering to go to D.C. had relatives in suburban Virginia. There are places in Fairfax and Prince William and Fauquier counties now that look like little El Salvadors because there are so many illegal aliens already living there.
As for the "living in the shadows" bullshit, that's been utter nonsense for decades. Illegal aliens have been openly and brazenly (and in some cases, violently) protesting for more "rights" in our colleges and universities, in our state houses, in congress, and even attending State of the Union speeches of Dim presidents for years now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: publius
===
Old & Busted: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
New Hotness: Deep Thoughts by Kamala Harris
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Different rules. People have been jailed, lost their homes, and had their wages attached for a lot less than $100 million large.
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (qnVBz)
Police said they received a CrimeStopper tip that the Brooklyn subway shooting suspect was spotted at a McDonald's on Sixth St. and First Ave in the Ninth Precint down on the Lowest East Side and East Village.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:04 PM (4vwwZ)
Subway attack followed by a Big Mac Attack.
Posted by: King Harv at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (1Yy3c)
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Wait, I thought Russell Crowe was the smelliest actor? Didn't Joan Rivers make a joke on the red carpet once about his terrible B.O.?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:11 PM (k4dH2)
Everyone in Hollywood probably smells like moth balls and elderberries.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (Qhnrt)
That one is going to be truly epic.
I can't wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)
Biden has one goal. The destruction of America. When you step back and look at everything through that prism all his moves make perfect sense.
It pains me that so many here fail to understand this.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (MOUSY)
The Great Reset is going all YOLO, in my opinion.They have decided that the time has come, and Biden is just the Stooge du jour.
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2022 02:18 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 13, 2022 02:18 PM (n/szn)
I cannot believe for one second MSM truly expects a coherent answer from that intellectual featherweight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:18 PM (5pTK/)
That one is going to be truly epic.
I can't wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)
Is there something afoot twixt Harry and Megan?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
No, that's Gwyneth Paltrow and her ridiculously overpriced Goop brand.
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 02:10 PM (iFTx/)
Yuuuup.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 01:50 PM (k4dH2)
I'm officially fed up here in CA. I had to go to the DMV 2 days ago, and it was as close to a third world shithole out of Brazil I've been I think. It was 100% Hispanic. The only other language I heard was Chinese. Double digit IQ people behind the counters trying to explain to even dimmer people how to
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (eGTCV)
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Not yet, but, it seems to be sort of baked into the wedding cake, as it were.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: kraken"
That's because there is no one else after Biden that can follow up. It's Biden doing it or defeat. They see the writing on the wall.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (MOUSY)
Well Moo Moo, I guess we aren't all as smart as you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (R/m4+)
It pains me that so many here fail to understand this.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
It's taken me a really long time to get there (it's so painful and terrifying to believe this is all by design), but I agree. The goal is crash it all so they can implement real tyranny. After they completely open wide the borders in May, it probably won't take much longer.
Posted by: Biergood at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (FQWHA)
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The money guys behind it win either way. The Credit Card Industry is set for profits for the next 8 to 10 years on inflation. Dittos the Bank/Finance Industry. Pfizer, the drug state, already have their profits packed. The HMO state CT is fat and happy. The only one I can't figure out is Philly. What the fuck do they do other than suck out loud? What did they win in Junata Sweepstakes.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM (MOUSY)
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Well if the articles about Depp are correct, he doesn't have anywhere near $100 million anymore, so that may be why he doesn't care. He's pissed most of his money away, and the IRS can't get money he doesn't have.
Also, it's not like companies are lining up to hire him anymore, either.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Wesley Snipes went to prison, though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: clutch cargo
I have a feeling assimilation is not what is going to happen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: Coki at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (OHFvg)
Biden has one goal. The destruction of America. When you step back and look at everything through that prism all his moves make perfect sense.
It pains me that so many here fail to understand this.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 13, 2022 02:15 PM (MOUSY
FJB no longer has the mental facilities to think through an ice cream cone. Barky/Jarrett and friends however......
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (Qhnrt)
Wesley Snipes went to prison, though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:21 PM (rF64X)
That's only because he's black.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: An Amorous and Confused Bull at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:22 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (qnVBz)
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We'll find out when they both come out of the closet and start fucking each other. Will Smith has been rumored to be gay or at least bi for years. Not so Harry but he always gave me that British homo or bi vibe.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
@Breaking911 5m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter in the briarpatch at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (bv+Jn)
Besides, there was the lovely and talented Nicole Kidman to contemplate instead.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2022 02:24 PM (GmJy0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
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I once had the IRS break my balls over an imputed gain of $300 seven years earlier. A startup company I'd consulted had given me stock - worthless at the time - and later apparently worth something.
I didn't know what to do about the paper gain of $300 from seven years earlier, and so ignored it. The IRS threw a shit fit.
Timothy Geithner - who was SecTreas at the time - "forgot" about a lousy $400,000, but that was no biggie, per the IRS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: LostInSpace at April 13, 2022 02:25 PM (GNjuu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (906pl)
She was pretty much all CGI in that movie.
But then again, so was everyone.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2022 02:25 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
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Yeah, he blamed Turbo Tax, made the CEO of Turbo Tax livid, but, the CEO at the time really didn't dare make a big stink. I wonder why?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (wHb9C)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 13, 2022 02:19 PM (eGTCV)
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Not yet, but, it seems to be sort of baked into the wedding cake, as it were.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:20 PM (5pTK/)
She's a narcissist and he's caught in her trap. He is also rather simple. You should watch the videos of how she treats him in public. It's quite appalling. He's tagging along with her now, but she will discard him when she fully tires of him and /or has secured his replacement. He does not have enough for her to stick with him (the way Jada is still with mega star will).
It's only a matter of time. And everyone hates them now, so it will be very lonely for him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2022 02:12 PM
Office: I'll have a #4 with a coke, super size, Frank what do you want..
Dude: Pssstt officer, that's the subway guy!
Officer, Hey I'm on a break! Back off.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (h1mzz)
Who exactly are these U.S. intelligence officials? Are they the same people who insisted that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation?
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)
China, on the other hand, wants this civilization destroyed.
Posted by: borderline at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (0gLTU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Is the goal destruction of this country or fundamentally changing it so that 1 in 5 (to start) are not legal citizens and have no loyalty or shared values.
Obama's loathing becomes the intended destination.
Posted by: old chick at April 13, 2022 02:28 PM (sOete)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2022 02:28 PM (wHb9C)
Posted by: Will Smith at April 13, 2022 02:28 PM (rm16k)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2022 02:28 PM (wHb9C)
No, the Hamsters were just fucked up on cough syrup.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2022 02:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 13, 2022 02:29 PM (odhPf)
I didn't know what to do about the paper gain of $300 from seven years earlier, and so ignored it. The IRS threw a shit fit.
Timothy Geithner - who was SecTreas at the time - "forgot" about a lousy $400,000, but that was no biggie, per the IRS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
Strictly speaking the cost basis should be equivalent to whatever it counted as insofar as payment (which is probably negligible) and you shouldn't owe anything more on it until it's sold. It'd be normal income in the year you received it equivalent to its value at the time.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 13, 2022 02:29 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Texican ette, making pronouncements today at April 13, 2022 02:30 PM (0JyDs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 13, 2022 02:26 PM (5pTK/)
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Ah... the Ballad of Turbo Tax Timmy
Posted by: Revenant at April 13, 2022 02:31 PM (b9Gb2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2022 02:31 PM (906pl)
Posted by: kraken at April 13, 2022 02:32 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2022 02:32 PM (p6Md5)
Who exactly are these U.S. intelligence officials? Are they the same people who insisted that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation?
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)
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YES and American LIVs will believe them again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2022 02:32 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2022 02:32 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter in the briarpatch at April 13, 2022 02:23 PM (bv+Jn)
Pretty standard - it's called an Offer in Compromise (OIC form 433) and it's basically a request for settlement representing pennies on the dollar. You have only so many IRS agents and lots of targets so, yeah - accepted a lot. Just pay your taxes from here on out, deadbeat!
Posted by: Boswell at April 13, 2022 02:33 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2022 02:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: sidney at April 13, 2022 02:34 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: Texican ette, making pronouncements today at April 13, 2022 02:30 PM (0JyDs
THIS!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 13, 2022 02:34 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Robert
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
Posted by: John Winger at April 13, 2022 02:35 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2022 01:27 PM (exHjb)
Is Kalorama a DC 'hood, or is it in an adjoining State?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2022 02:35 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2022 02:28 PM (wHb9C)
334 If anyone is curious why the time keeps shifting and screwing up the comments or the posts...Pixy has different parts of AoSHQ on different servers, and he can't synchronize the time for some reason.
So to get the comments on the right time means the posts are on the wrong time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2022 02:03 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:36 PM (4vwwZ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:38 PM (RHGPo)
I realize I'm here rather often but the computer mouse is not my lover nor is ASHQ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2022 02:38 PM (fF2aM)
Who brings fireworks to a mass murder? So inappropriate, so lame.
Posted by: Tsarnaev and Cruz, Inc at April 13, 2022 02:38 PM (GNjuu)
It's not Deep State MSM propaganda, so at first you might reactively think it's Russian propaganda, but it's probably just the truth and opinions of a free man. I know those are the classic hallmarks of Russian propaganda, but give it a chance.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 13, 2022 02:39 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Texican ette, making pronouncements today at April 13, 2022 02:30 PM
This!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 13, 2022 02:39 PM (h1mzz)
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2022 02:40 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2022 02:06 PM (4vwwZ)
Kind of cool responding to comment #400 with comment #200.
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