Leftwing Journos, Including the Very Fat and Unhealthy Jonah Goldberg, Defend The Media's Decision to Suppress the True and Newsworthy Hunter Biden Emails -- At a Conference About <i>Fighting Disinformation</i>, No Less!

Leftwing Journos, Including the Very Fat and Unhealthy Jonah Goldberg, Defend The Media's Decision to Suppress the True and Newsworthy Hunter Biden Emails -- At a Conference About Fighting Disinformation, No Less!

"All the earmarks of Russian disinformation," they said, and colluded with the social media monopolies to impose a Soviet silence on the issue.

First up: globalist and reliable leftwing c*nt Anne Applebaum says the media was right to censor the Hunter Biden laptop, even if it is real -- because she doesn't find it "interesting."

In other words, this wouldn't change her "Vote Blue Early and Often" vote, and so she thinks it should not change other people's votes, and ergo, suppression and censorship were justified.

We can't have people voting on information The Regime hasn't approved of them having!

A University of Chicago student asks a left wing reporter about the media cover up for Hunter Biden. Watch his question and watch her arrogant reaction. It perfectly encapsulates why so many distrust the media. pic.twitter.com/W8UXwmNKYn
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 6, 2022

Well her brain might be garbage but at least she's keeping her looks. LOL.

Next, Jonah Goldberg says it doesn't matter that he and his media friends suppressed the story, because he knows, as a fact, that the revelation that a Chinese Communist Party front company was giving Joe Biden a 10% stake in the venture would not have changed the outcome of the election.

(In a way, he's right: Trump won.)

“Disinformation” conference’s token conservative, Jonah Goldberg, calls out Chicago Thinker’s Daniel Schmidt. Goldberg says he “doesn’t buy” the Hunter Biden laptop cover up had any impact on the 2020 election and it’s “a preposterous counterfactual.” pic.twitter.com/mTQProoFdu
— The Chicago Thinker (@ThinkerChicago) April 7, 2022

The Chicago Thinker
@ThinkerChicago
@RealDSchmidt's stats are apparently irrelevant if @JonahDispatch cries "preposterous!"

Jonah cannot do anything but yell and make emotional assertions because he's not well-read, not much of a thinker, and he's extremely lazy. He's so fucking lazy even I'm put off by it.

By the way: Check out the alarming color of Jonah's fat face: Hypertensive Crimson. He looks like Violet Beauregard with untreatable high blood pressure.

He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut.

Speaking of grossly fat mediocrities who spend all day dreaming up excuses for the leftwing propaganda media:

HOLY SHLIT Brian Stelter just got destroyed by a college freshman

Dunk after dunk after dunk pic.twitter.com/L0BAaCmoXn
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 7, 2022

Everything that morbidly obese cow just mooed is a lie.

When did CNN admit its errors about the Russiagate conspiracy theory or Hunter Biden's laptop? They always claim that what makes their "errors" different than those pushing "disinformation" is that they admit them.

But when did CNN admit these errors?

As far as I know, CNN has not admitted the laptop is real.

They have reports where, based on inference, you can tell the guest is assuming it's real, but CNN hasn't actually put out a report or mea culpa about it. There is no CNN "analysis" admitting the emails are real.

There's nothing.

So CNN sticks to its disinformation -- which is what they themselves claim is grounds for deplatforming.

They also never admitted that Russiagate was a hoax. They clung to the conspiracy theory, and emphasized partisan nuttery like the leftwing Democrat leading the report saying he couldn't disprove the claim that Trump obstructed justice.

And then they hired half of the people involved in concocting the lie to act as their "analysts!"

Someone said Steve Hayes, who you can see on the end of the panel there, looks worse than Jonah.

In a way, sure, Jonah has always been fat, and Hayes, while not svelte, wasn't quite fat. And now he is. So he may look "worse" when comparing him to his pre-fat self.

But... I mean, look at Jonah Goldberg's beet-red face. That worrying shade of scarlet that says "I should definitely be upping my life insurance."

Obama was there too, of course. He's lost the "flexibility" he promised to Putin's Foreign Minister, it seems.

“The 80’s called and they want their foreign policy back.” https://t.co/NJoziyWEgE
— Silence and Frost (@secjr112) April 7, 2022

Below: The leftwing media's latest propaganda push, about the "missing seven hours" of White House phone calls.

When the media pushes out lies like this, they claim "We didn't push that lie; we reported other people were saying it."

Despite the fact that they're obviously vouching for the truthiness of the claim they're peddling.

But that excuse is bullshit: When Joe Rogan asked Dr. Malone question and Dr. Malone answered, the media -- especially CNN and Brian Stelter -- demanded Rogan be deplatformed, not for what he said, but for what he allowed to be said on his show.

You shouldn't have platformed his disinformation, the media bleated, trying to pressure a social media company into another cancellation.

You should have challenged him, they cried.

And yet, the media continues to platform one Adam Schiff Special after another. They don't "challenge" Adam Schiff's latest disinfo op; they shout it from the rooftops.

And they constantly "platform" known, proven liars: Again, CNN and MSNBC between them have almost every single perjurer and liar involved in the Russiagate hoax on their payrolls.

That's the ultimate in "platforming" -- when you know someone lied and perjured himself and broke the law, and you pay him a big salary as a reward.

Posted by: Ace at 04:55 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Iris at April 07, 2022 04:57 PM (DibdT)

2 I read the post

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at April 07, 2022 04:58 PM (2DFbs)

3 So - Not First!!

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at April 07, 2022 04:58 PM (2DFbs)

4 is it more "disconcerting" they hid the truth, or that they don't care the Biden took millions from China, and still bends over for them?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2022 04:59 PM (Cus5s)

5 >>>I read the post
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable

never a smart idea

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

6 Wow. That Applebaum character sure is one smug egotistical bitch. It's not relevant, despite data supporting its relevance, because SHE doesn't find it interesting. This is one of the most solipsistic things I've seen yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 04:59 PM (II3Gr)

7 5 >>>I read the post
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable

never a smart idea
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 04:59 PM (0G13K)

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*ponders use of well-known Billy Madison quote*

*thinks better of it*

*mentions Prometheus instead*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

8 "The Last Nut" was one of Hemmingway's lesser known short shorties.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 05:00 PM (vrz2I)

9 "The Last Nut" was one of Hemmingway's lesser known short stories.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 05:00 PM (vrz2I)

10 This was a prime moment for a kaiju to emerge out of Lake Michigan and, during it's rampage, inadvertently help to restore the republic.

Without looking up any attendance information, I'm guessing Jonah drew the fewest number of autograph seekers at his booth.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (TNyrE)

11 WOW

University of Chicago students FTW!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (j9HX3)

12 Let's say that at one point in your life you had actual conservative convictions but sold out out for money and out of cowarric and a desire to keep getting party invitations. How would you feel about yourself?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (eGTCV)

13 Well how 'bout that.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (vrz2I)

14 Jonah Goldberg has shown real growth, these last few years.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

15 I just drove 5 hours in the pouring rain and it did nothing to lessen my overwhelming hatred for the left and the msm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (Irn0L)

16 12 Let's say that at one point in your life you had actual conservative convictions but sold out out for money and out of cowarric and a desire to keep getting party invitations. How would you feel about yourself?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (eGTCV)

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Can I still afford the $500 Instagram girls because my wife won't touch me because I disgust her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

17 Jonah fights disinformation about as passionately as he fights obesity.

*He uses donuts for both fights*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)

18 It must be very depressing knowingly you are nothing more than a propaganda slinger and no halfway intelligent person takes you seriously. I'm sure the pay and perks are great but they must have zero self-respect and self-esteem.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

19 >>>9 "The Last Nut" was one of Hemmingway's lesser known short stories.

"In the dusty foothills beyond the camp Nick spotted the rutting elephant. He unbuckled his belt and slowly tugged at his junk."

Great story. I like the part where he masturbates at the bullfight.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (0G13K)

20 I don't understand how people can see things like this and not connect simple dots to understand who really hates nationalism. These people aren't celebrating Lent folks.

Posted by: Laslof at April 07, 2022 05:02 PM (bBUif)

21 Last Nut --- great Donna Summer tune.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (bW8dp)

22 I have no sympathy for Jonah and I'm not a psychologist but you blame him for suffering from self loathing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (eGTCV)

23 Without looking up any attendance information, I'm guessing Jonah drew the fewest number of autograph seekers at his booth.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (TNyrE)

When will Jonah make an update to "Liberal Fascism" and then re-contextualize everything in it to apply to Trump and "MAGA voters"?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

24 The media is unsinkable.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (5kI0z)

25 Reminder: Jonah disbelieved...or pretended to...the truth about where the laptop came from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

26 Jonah farts words to assure us that the truth of Hunter's laptop wouldn't have changed the election. So why did the whole media/intelligence apparatus work so hard at convincing the public that the laptop was Russian disinformation? If the truth was irrelevant, why lie? oh, yeah, fuck Jonah.

Posted by: robert ferrigno at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (V5K0E)

27 You know, sometimes I think Ace is too hard on people like Andy McCarthy and the NRO crew. But Jonah Goldberg deserves everything Ace can dish. Or maybe just our pity. TDS is real, folks.

Posted by: Lucas at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (5DTn7)

28 14 Jonah Goldberg has shown real growth, these last few years.
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

"The fog is getting thicker!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (906pl)

29 How the hell can an elephant masturbate? They don't have hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

30 I imagine these talking heads found that college students with normal colored hair and intelligent, penetrating questions very disconcerting.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (5kI0z)

31 "The fog is getting thicker!"

lol

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (arJlL)

33 >>>29 How the hell can an elephant masturbate? They don't have hands.

no nick was masturbating

i knew that was unclear

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (0G13K)

34 28 14 Jonah Goldberg has shown real growth, these last few years.
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

"The fog is getting thicker!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (906pl)

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And Jonah's getting larger!

*jumps out of frame*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

35 Hunter's laptop was irrelevant to the election results coz it was all stolen anyway.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (lCui1)

36 28 14 Jonah Goldberg has shown real growth, these last few years.
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (Vr12I)

"The fog is getting thicker!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (906pl)

Heh heh heh.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (Vr12I)

37 It's like they already knew Hunter was a drug addicted pervert and Joe was his sponsor in collecting graft.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (MzKgG)

38 30 I imagine these talking heads found that college students with normal colored hair and intelligent, penetrating questions very disconcerting.

yeah some high schools have clearly failed our Elites here, allowing these kids to pass thru unscathed

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (j9HX3)

39 Not Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (RkC6l)

40 For far too many media figures, life really does seem to be all about the money, and not about the manner in which they earn it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (hOUT3)

41 > How the hell can an elephant masturbate? They don't have hands.

And now we know the story behind the evolution of the trunk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (bW8dp)

42 Well, MY day's ending on a high note.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (906pl)

43 Also, remember how long it took the NY Times and the Pulitzer committee to admit that Walter Duranty lied. They also didn't remove his Pulitzer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)

44 "It must be very depressing knowingly you are nothing more than a propaganda slinger and no halfway intelligent person takes you seriously. "

I NEVER REALLY CONSIDERED IT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (vrz2I)

45 Without looking up any attendance information, I'm guessing Jonah drew the fewest number of autograph seekers at his booth.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

If there was a line, that spot on Earth's face would've been the largest convergence of pathetic sadness in the universe at that moment of time and space.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (FQWHA)

46 When will Jonah make an update to "Liberal Fascism" and then re-contextualize everything in it to apply to Trump and "MAGA voters"?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2022 05:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

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Now that would have shot up to being one of the top draws for this DisinfoCon event.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:06 PM (TNyrE)

47 Empire of lies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (44ww/)

48 Posted by: Lucas at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (5DTn7)

Disagree. All those lying pricks deserve every bit of scorn that both the comment section and Ace can hurl at them.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (Rl7KJ)

49 If the laptop was irrelevant why did 50 former spooks sign a letter saying it was Russian disinformation? Why wasn't Trump allowed to talk about it at the debates? Why did Biden lie about it repeatedly? Why did social media ban any mention of it?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)

50 Great story. I like the part where he masturbates at the bullfight.

"Cum or bleed! I ain't gonna spit on you again!"
- Blood and Sand and Jissom

Posted by: Hemingway's tranny son at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (EN7Xe)

51 George Orwell meets Ayn Rand.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (qKaTH)

52 I used to like Jonah. I'm so ashamed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (eGTCV)

53
"He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut."

Okay I just spit up my seltzer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

54 If only Elon Musk could "buy" the Internet and put these people out of my misery.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (BFigT)

55 During the Russia thing CNN almost certainly had people leaking "bombshells" to it and then appearing on air pretending to be hearing about the "bombshell" for the first time and analyzing it, which is a form of lying to the audience. I imagine this was Schiff's modus opperandi for several years - have his staff leak a "bombshell" to CNN, CNN would then protect the "anonymity" of the source of the leak, and then have Schiff come on air and talk about "a puppet of Putin."

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (4wBB/)

56 I said it last week:

Under what circumstances would I call someone a "cable news commentator" that wasn't a complete dismissal?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (44ww/)

57 51 George Orwell meets Ayn Rand.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (qKaTH)

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Ayn Rand calls him a fascist, and Orwell says he doesn't know what she means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)

58 Brian Stelter is a freaking liar.

He may be a sad looking humanish potato, but Tim Pool is right. He is evil.

And I didn't even bother watching to see what Jonah "I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered to phone it in" Goldberg has to say. He is a hypocrite and a liar. There have been polls that show that a decent number of people would not have voted for Biden had they known about the laptop. He is disgusting and willfully ignorant.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (rF64X)

59 In a just and sane world, the mere fact that Dopey Joe trusted a fuckup like Hunter to handle the money would be prima facie evidence that he is mentally incompetent.

I wouldn't trust Hunter with $20 to go buy beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

60 53
"He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut."

Okay I just spit up my seltzer!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (s2VJv)

That is impossible to top.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

61 "Preposterous counterfactual" sounds like something they teach in J school, but I'm not sure Jonah really knows what the words mean, especially in that order. I mean, do they teach words with that many syllables at Goucher?

Posted by: Apu at April 07, 2022 05:09 PM (ZsR3z)

62 And Jonah's getting larger!
*jumps out of frame*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

Zoom lenses are forbidden on that set!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:09 PM (hOUT3)

63 For far too many media figures, life really does seem to be all about the money, and not about the manner in which they earn it?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

To be fair, most of life is about the money, but one should put their principles above that. People have to trade goods or services for the funds that allow them to eat and house themselves, but many of us would rather go hungry than lie for money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2022 05:09 PM (5kI0z)

64 Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Fartclam Scholar > Assness Chair

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:09 PM (qKaTH)

65 By the way: Check out the alarming color of Jonah's fat face: Hypertensive Crimson. He looks like Violet Beauregard with untreatable high blood pressure.

"When fascism comes to America, it will have a bloated face."

I may have misremembered Jonah in the quote above.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2022 05:09 PM (WmGrA)

66 Who is Clay Travis? An actual journalist?

Her answer is a complete non-sequitor. How can illicit business dealings of the vice president's son NOT be relevent. She gives no reason except her stellar judgement.

"It perfectly encapsulates why so many distrust the media."

Posted by: Iris at April 07, 2022 05:10 PM (DibdT)

67 52 I used to like Jonah. I'm so ashamed.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (eGTCV)

Hellz, I bought one of his Cosmo the Wonder Dog tee-shirts way back in the earlies.

Very sad.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:10 PM (906pl)

68 51 George Orwell meets Ayn Rand.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (qKaTH)

Two knives, a length of rawhide the size of a tall man, and a timer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 07, 2022 05:10 PM (XvPQV)

69 If the laptop was irrelevant why did 50 former spooks sign a letter saying it was Russian disinformation? Why wasn't Trump allowed to talk about it at the debates? Why did Biden lie about it repeatedly? Why did social media ban any mention of it?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)

*puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA L

Posted by: MSM at April 07, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

70 > Zoom lenses are forbidden on that set!

He's definitely more of a wide-angle kind of guy. Fisheye, maybe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:10 PM (bW8dp)

71 Israel launches manhunt for terrorist who killed 2 in central Tel Aviv
Police say gunman opened fire at a bar on busy Dizengoff Street during the pre-holiday rush; police go door to door in search for the gunman on the run; Hamas, PIJ praise the attack; 6 people still in serious condition

I fuckin hate most muslims and hope they all drop dead. Sorry that is how I feel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)

72 So leftists journalists helped a non-leftist journalist in danger and that proves CNN isn't biased and mostly fake news? I think that what Tater just said with a straight face.

Well, that convinced me.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (MxEKc)

73 He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut.

Now THERE'S the eccentricity and cruelty that won ace VDH's love!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (II3Gr)

74 Is he still a conservative spokesman?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (eGTCV)

75
Without looking up any attendance information, I'm guessing Jonah drew the fewest number of autograph seekers at his booth.

Not so. I have lots of his signatures.

Posted by: The Pizza Delivery Guy at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (ZsR3z)

76 I wouldn't trust Hunter with $20 to go buy beer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

I wouldn't trust Hunter with $20 to go buy beer in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (hOUT3)

77 Dem emails are still pushing the '7 missing hours' stuff that CNN admitted was pretty much nothing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (Ynyl9)

78 Potato Face didn't respond to the specific points the kid brought up

'Cause the kid nailed it

Posted by: Zeera at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (eFR3E)

79 Palestinian Islamic Jihad terror group praised the "high-quality shooting attack in central Tel Aviv."

Kill them all and their families and bury them with pigs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)

80 > Preposterous counterfactual

I saw Preposterous Counterfactual open for the Exploding Plastic Inevitable in a loft in SoHo back in '69.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (bW8dp)

81 Yeah, Obama, we witnessed CRIMEA.'

Funny you didn't mention that one, huh? Had to go back to Chechnya, the one that didn't happen on your watch.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (MmndN)

82 The media are the enemy..... One day roe will change.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 07, 2022 05:12 PM (0OmEj)

83 if Tater really began telling the truth about things, he'd end up at Fox News.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (Ynyl9)

84 Prime Minister Naftali Bennett on Thursday night held a security consultation and received updates on the developments on the ground following the deadly shooting attack in Tel Aviv.

During the discussion, the sequence of events in the attack that took place were presented, as well as the efforts currently being made on the ground to locate the terrorist. The continued operational activities of the Israel Police and the Israel Security Agency (Shin Bet) for the next few hours were discussed as well.

It was agreed to continue to deploy forces in large numbers to Tel Aviv.

Hey Bennett time to re-arm ALL Israelis with Military experience again.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (Irn0L)

85 What's relevant is whether or not it was Hunter's laptop.

What's relevant is whether or not "The Big Guy" was getting 10%.

What's relevant is if Hunter was given positions to get access to the then VP.

Politics is not, actually, the most important part.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (GbPPJ)

86 Ace, or "Capital H" Harv:

I will repeat my question again from the end of the last thread. I am having trouble distinguishing Tater from Jonah in these clips.

Is there something wrong with my eyes?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (zcPgo)

87 He's definitely more of a wide-angle kind of guy. Fisheye, maybe.

Extremely Large Aperture Array.

Posted by: The Pizza Delivery Guy at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (ZsR3z)

88 Potato Face didn't respond to the specific points the kid brought up

'Cause the kid nailed it
Posted by: Zeera

The kid was really good.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (FQWHA)

89 Tater's as big a bitch as Applebaum.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2022 05:14 PM (AD3JT)

90 The laptop story was so uninteresting that the oldest major city newspaper in the country was blacklisted for over a week for reporting it, in order to minimize the eyeballs that would see it.

Uninteresting stories are like that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2022 05:14 PM (5kI0z)

91 Ace, there is a tweet by Baseball Cuck you need to see to believe.

He blames the vote today on Trump "losing" the GA Senate seats --- even though 3 Republicans defected and those two votes would not have mattered.

He can't be bothered to blame Pedo Delecto.

This is what we are served up as astute political analysis on the right.

Posted by: Thatch at April 07, 2022 05:14 PM (qWceQ)

92 Orwell probably picked up some dirty fighting moves while he was a bum in Paris and London.

Rand, on the other hand, may have garroted a few border guards when she was escaping from the Soviet Union.

The Vegas odds makers are gonna have a tough time with this one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:14 PM (bW8dp)

93 "Very Fat and Unhealthy Jonah Goldberg"
Omit needless words: "Jonah Goldberg"

Posted by: Strunk and White at April 07, 2022 05:14 PM (EughT)

94 >>>I will repeat my question again from the end of the last thread. I am having trouble distinguishing Tater from Jonah in these clips.

I can tell them apart; Jonah is wearing the toupe.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (0G13K)

95 No hard hitting question about Milk Chocolate Messiah's hot mike moment with Medvedev and maybe regretting it, as it might be the cause for all the troubles in Easter Europe over the past decade?

And he was probably asking for the confiscation of a combustion engine vehicle to get his autograph.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (TNyrE)

96 And Jonah's getting larger!

*jumps out of frame*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

Damn it Johnny!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (44ww/)

97 The Conservative Case For Moving On Dot Org, by Jonah Goldberg, with forward by Stephen Hayes.

Posted by: National Review the shiny new Jennifer Rubin of conservative urinalism at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (jV+aN)

98 I fuckin hate most muslims and hope they all drop dead. Sorry that is how I feel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)

Wow, that is awful. But best to reserve those feelings for actual perpetrators.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (rF64X)

99 How the hell can an elephant masturbate? They don't have hands.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)
........

I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

100 Does Goldberg really look bad? I don't care to look

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (eGTCV)

101 > I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.

That line is going to stick to Kolanji (whatever) for the rest of her career, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (bW8dp)

102 I can tell them apart; Jonah is wearing the toupe.

I think it was more of an ecru.

Posted by: The Pizza Delivery Guy at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (ZsR3z)

103 Applebaum defended Roman Polanski so it is no surprise that she doesn't give a shit about Hunter Biden.
https://t.co/SsVwNsN1WV

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (xPl2J)

104 I saw Sex Garotte open for Three Dog Night at the Orpheum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (x6cfo)

105 We can't have people voting on information The Regime hasn't approved of them having!

---------

[Fully redacted bombshell headline and article]

"I'm globalist and reliable leftwing c*nt Anne Applebaum, and I don't approve of this news. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (qKaTH)

106 I did mentioned not too long ago that a lefty named Palmer ('Palmer Report') wrote that all the bad stuff on Hunter's laptop was planted by Republican operatives.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (Ynyl9)

107 US Ambassador to Israel Tom Nides tweeted: Horiffied to see another cowardly terror attack on innocent civilians, this time in Tel Aviv. Praying for peace and sending condolences to the victims and their families. This has to stop!

Then I suggest you and your boss do not fund Iran, who is funding all this violence. And stop calling for a 2 State solution with these Animals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (Irn0L)

108 How the hell can an elephant masturbate? They don't have hands.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)

The terrifying thing is that I am 100% certain Distributed Moron Knowledge knows the answer to this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (GbPPJ)

109 Politics is not, actually, the most important part.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2022 05:13 PM (GbPPJ)

atc
"Corruption" is such a pejorative word, and almost anyone can understand it, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (hOUT3)

110 Does Goldberg really look bad? I don't care to look

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM

His sister Whoopie called and said, Dude, you gotta cut back.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (MzKgG)

111 ace your thing with Goldberg I wish you could let it go. On talent level it isn't close.

He's not worth your time.

Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (plpHi)

112 (Baseball Cuck) blames the vote today on Trump "losing" the GA Senate seats

I'm sorry I ever read that cuck.
Trump didn't lose those seats -The GOPe and McConnel did.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (EughT)

113 Wow, Stelter is flailing.

As these questioners show: not all of GenZ is lost -- there are some seriously non-progressive, traditional (they don't consider themselves "conservative") ones who haaaate the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (MmndN)

114 106 I did mentioned not too long ago that a lefty named Palmer ('Palmer Report') wrote that all the bad stuff on Hunter's laptop was planted by Republican operatives.

that's what putin *wants* you to think

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (sGtp+)

115 >>>100 Does Goldberg really look bad? I don't care to look

He's either got very high blood pressure or he's a Martian

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (0G13K)

116 101 > I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.

That line is going to stick to Kolanji (whatever) for the rest of her career, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (bW8dp)

I'm hoping there's a callback to that in every dissent when she's signed on to the majority opinion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (II3Gr)

117 Too funny. The neighbor's rooster is in the back yard hanging with the guys working on the retaining wall. They are feeding him worms.

Posted by: Infidel at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (AhBAQ)

118 Hunter and Joe shared bank accounts.

Not relevant at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (aqun+)

119 Joe Biden doesn't give a cfap about Hunter. Imagine putting your useless ADDICT son in charge of securing family finances in the most corrupt ways. No way you love that child or care what happens to him.

He is a terrible father.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (rF64X)

120 I fuckin hate most muslims and hope they all drop dead. Sorry that is how I feel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)

Wow, that is awful. But best to reserve those feelings for actual perpetrators.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (rF64X)

They are the actual perpetrators. Either by direct action of tacit approval, or indifference. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (Irn0L)

121 >>Goldberg says he "doesn't buy" the Hunter Biden laptop cover up had any impact on the 2020 election and it's "a preposterous counterfactual."

Well this is sorta true, it didn't impact the outcome of the election, because nothing was going to impact the outcome of the election, because the election was stolen.

You could of had footage of The Meat Puppet piping his daughter and it would not of made a difference.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (FNl1a)

122 Hilarious: a conference on Disinformation consisting of speakers who are some of disinformation's biggest facilitators. It's like a discussion panel on the Threat of Marxism featuring Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot, Che Guevara and Mao Zedong (and Alger Hiss, as the Jonah Goldberg equivalent).

Posted by: Paco at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (njExo)

123 >>>111 ace your thing with Goldberg I wish you could let it go. On talent level it isn't close. He's not worth your time.

thank you but I enjoy bullying the stupid fat kids

it's easier than trying to bully the strong kids

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (0G13K)

124 ace your thing with Goldberg I wish you could let it go. On talent level it isn't close.

He's not worth your time.
Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (plpHi)

Punching down is tight.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (x6cfo)

125 Let's say that at one point in your life you had actual conservative convictions but sold out out for money and out of cowarric and a desire to keep getting party invitations. How would you feel about yourself?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh

I would have to swallow a lot of guilt.
And a lot of pizza and reuben sandwiches.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

126 Trump saying pussy has a much greater bearing on his fitness for office than all that boring stuff on Hunters laptop related to influence pedaling and paypffs to the Bidens.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (MxEKc)

127 "He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut."

*hands ace the Baillie Gifford Prize for best non-fiction written word, 2022*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (x8W60)

128 thank you but I enjoy bullying the stupid fat kids

it's easier than trying to bully the strong kids
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (0G13K)

Your cruelty knows no bounds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (x6cfo)

129 That Applebaum character sure is one smug egotistical bitch. It's not relevant, despite data supporting its relevance, because SHE doesn't find it interesting. This is one of the most solipsistic things I've seen yet.

Watergate break-in? Local crime story; next!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (VYjdj)

130 >>.Punching down is tight.

i don't know why you'd ever *not* punch down. It's more efficient and it's easier.

Jonah would understand.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (0G13K)

131 Amazing how fast Steltzer changed the subject and didn't answer any of the points made.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (KE/UI)

132 BTW, I would not have remembered Violet's last name was Beauregard without having to look it up.

I got Mike Teevee and Veruca Salt and can never remember the German kid's name at all.

It's like trying to remember Brad Dexter from The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (906pl)

133 Goldberg is probably OM alpha blockers instead of beta blockers.
Does he wheeze between words?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (eGTCV)

134 Taters got to be potaters. It's what they are.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (iDcra)

135 As these questioners show: not all of GenZ is lost -- there are some seriously non-progressive, traditional (they don't consider themselves "conservative") ones who haaaate the Left.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:17 PM (MmndN

And they pose their questions intelligently and articulately without screeching.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (rF64X)

136 I can respect a 'never forget, never forgive' attitude

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

137 When did Jonah become such a spastic bag of dick weasels? Embarrassing.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (Wnd0C)

138 >>>TW, I would not have remembered Violet's last name was Beauregard without having to look it up.

i had to ask someone

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (0G13K)

139 Palestinian factions welcomed the terrorist attack on Thursday. Hamas called the attack a natural and legitimate response to the escalation of the occupations crimes against our people, our land, Jerusalem and al-Aqsa Mosque.

If you support this kind of violence, then you are directly complicit in it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (Irn0L)

140 thank you but I enjoy bullying the stupid fat kids

it's easier than trying to bully the strong kids
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM

Ace, don't ever stop being you.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (EughT)

141 111 ace your thing with Goldberg I wish you could let it go. On talent level it isn't close.

He's not worth your time.

Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (plpHi)

-----------------
If Ace wants to delegate that task, there are plenty here willing to take on the responsibility, including me.

He's my favorite Phony Con to dunk on. Don't let Ahab take you away from us too soon, Jonah.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (TNyrE)

142 Jonah would understand.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (0G13K)

Jonah only punches the clown.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (x6cfo)

143 132 BTW, I would not have remembered Violet's last name was Beauregard without having to look it up.

I got Mike Teevee and Veruca Salt and can never remember the German kid's name at all.

It's like trying to remember Brad Dexter from The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:19 PM (906pl)

Augustus...Gloop?

*checks online to see if I was right*

Yes!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (Rl7KJ)

144 Pew had a Muslim poll back in 2014 or so.

Among praying (practicing) Muslims, the baseline of "oh sh*t, those people are horrible and fully support stoning non-believers and cutting off hands" was 50%.

Meaning the crazy starts at half and goes UP.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (aqun+)

145 Goldberg says he "doesn't buy" the Hunter Biden laptop cover up had any impact on the 2020 election
Isn't that the reason for cover ups? So that they don't effect...what it is you are protecting?

So much for afflicting the comfortable.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (VYjdj)

146 Are there really no income opportunities for actual conservative?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (eGTCV)

147 There was a meeting where all of these Barack Obama azzsuckers were all together?? Really? shit. . . . where's mass shooter when you ACTUALLY need one?

Posted by: H8 RINO Rat Bastards & Carpetbagger Obama Lineage Lotion gulpers at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (5DfsO)

148 Just checked the Facebook page of the lady who raised Chekov the late Siberian cat. One of her "queens," as they're called, has had a litter of 5 kittens. At this point they look sort of like guinea pigs and not much like cats, but I think there are 4 brown tabbies and 1 black kitten. She thinks there are 4 girls and 1 boy. Of course that may not break along the color line.

She doesn't let her kittens go to their homes until they're at least 3 months old, so it'll be a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (txdEq)

149 Goldberg's near the top of my dead pool. Odds are good. Payout not so much.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (BFigT)

150 (Baseball Cuck) blames the vote today on Trump "losing" the GA Senate seats

I'm sorry I ever read that cuck.
Trump didn't lose those seats -The GOPe and McConnel did.

Posted by: Chuck C
===

Yeah if we had one both seats the affirmative action black woman would have only been confirmed 51/49... and you know the repulicucks would have moved it for a floor vote.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (iDcra)

151 Jonah only punches the clown.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Me and my clown and the couch. Being a couch-fucker.

Hey, gimme another sammich. I'm hungry!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

152 Do they think that what they think will influence what we think and/or try to find out on our own from others?

Don't they understand that there are other sources for information and opinion in this world?

How arrogant are they? Beyond calculation appparently.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 07, 2022 05:22 PM (PrJJl)

153 146 Are there really no income opportunities for actual conservative?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (eGTCV)

Well, there's the Toenail Fungus Cure market

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)

154 Hello, all! Been clearing out my Dad's things so that daughter and her fiance can take ownership.

Thank goodness; I wasn't looking forward to getting this place ready to sell. They will be taking it "as is", and are happy to have a place of their own.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at April 07, 2022 05:23 PM (TXJHT)

155 Are there really no income opportunities for actual conservative?

How many pillow vendors can the market support?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2022 05:23 PM (x6cfo)

156 EU envoy appalling amid Tele Aviv terror attack, says Europe stands with Israel

Yeah?
Yet you vote continually in the UN to condemn Israel for defending itself?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:24 PM (Irn0L)

157 >>>137 When did Jonah become such a spastic bag of dick weasels? Embarrassing.

he always was, and he was never funny. Seriously, can anyone remember anything he said that was actually funny?

It was all just sub-sub-sub-Dennis-Miller references, which aren't even jokes. Just because you can say "Star Trek" doesn't mean you're making a joke.

But people read him because he was breezy and insubstantial. He didn't have anything insightful to say, but at least he didn't use big words or long sentences in saying it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:24 PM (0G13K)

158 153 146 Are there really no income opportunities for actual conservative?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (eGTCV)

Well, there's the Toenail Fungus Cure market
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)

Just slap "Patriots" in front of the product name and you're golden!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)

159 There was a meeting where all of these Barack Obama azzsuckers were all together?? Really? shit. . . . where's mass shooter when you ACTUALLY need one?
Posted by: H8 RINO Rat Bastards & Carpetbagger Obama Lineage Lotion gulpers

take off and nuke them from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal Hicks at April 07, 2022 05:25 PM (vcOmj)

160 Maybe the fair Jessica told Jonah he'd be getting cut off if he didn't keep the cash flowing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:25 PM (eGTCV)

161 Among praying (practicing) Muslims, the baseline of "oh sh*t, those people are horrible and fully support stoning non-believers and cutting off hands" was 50%.

Meaning the crazy starts at half and goes UP.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:21 PM (aqun+)

Yes and the others silently support them or by their silence contribute to the violence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:25 PM (Irn0L)

162 I want to hear more about the rooster and the retaining wall.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

163 The most corrupt president and family ever, we have been sold to China every month

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB8)

164 96 And Jonah's getting larger!

*jumps out of frame*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 07, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

Damn it Johnny!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:15 PM (44ww/)

How 'bout some coffee, Johnny?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (zcPgo)

165 >>>How 'bout some coffee, Johnny?

no thanks!

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (0G13K)

166 Palestinians handing out candy in Ramallah to celebrate.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8n6crr

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (I2/tG)

167 137 When did Jonah become such a spastic bag of dick weasels? Embarrassing.

Conception.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (f6UzA)

168 If you support this kind of violence, then you are directly complicit in it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:20 PM (Irn0L)

I don't disagree. But I guess my thing is there are actually Muslims out there who do not support this. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in a country that was half Muslim and where Boko Haram is destroying things and people all over the place. And that an alarmingly high % of Muslims don't really mind violence in the name of Islam.

Still, I think it is good to take people on an individual basis while not being naive and remember that human beings are made in the image of God. Just my thoughts. YMMV.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (rF64X)

169 162 I want to hear more about the rooster and the retaining wall.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

It impeded the rooster's continued movement along his chosen path.

Wait for it...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (II3Gr)

170 157

But people read him because he was breezy and insubstantial. He didn't have anything insightful to say, but at least he didn't use big words or long sentences in saying it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:24 PM (0G13K)

In my naivete when I thought the National Review was conservative. Then I fell out of love with W, in around '05. Maybe others can relate.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)

171 110 Does Goldberg really look bad? I don't care to look

***

He looks like s*** because he's 53 years old, he's basically running a newsletter as a career, and he has to use a drone to see his feet.

Take a look at how he dresses and how he's let himself go with regard to personal appearance when he's in public and decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (wb1YC)

172 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop soliciting bulls off of Craigslist.

Posted by: Jonah Fatberg at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)

173 EU envoy appalling amid Tele Aviv terror attack, says Europe stands with Israel

Yeah?
Yet you vote continually in the UN to condemn Israel for defending itself?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

The Euro-weenies always bend with whatever wind is blowing today. If the Israeli IDF burned down the Gaza Strip tomorrow, or just dropped two bombs on Hamas HQ, they would have their skirts over their heads, crying again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (vcOmj)

174 Joe "Whitey" Biden might be the most corrupt politician of all time.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (VHeGV)

175 >>> decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

she is, he isn't

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:28 PM (0G13K)

176 I read Goldberg because I was already done reading everything VDH and Derb had posted that day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2022 05:28 PM (6FeV1)

177 >>i don't know why you'd ever *not* punch down. It's more efficient and it's easier.
Jonah would understand.

"Afflict the comfortable" is what we've been told is an important - no, required - characteristic of good journalism.
Jonah's girth and love of his writing partner, The Couch, oozes comfort, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:28 PM (MmndN)

178 Project Manager/PE I work with said he's quitting tomorrow at COB. Boss is not going to be happy, but then, he never is anyway. DRINK

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

179 Tater looks like he's been rooting around for truffles in the Vice President's ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (Wnd0C)

180 These media gatherings are akin to the Oscars.

They're just letting the hoi polloi watch them jerk each other off.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (PrJJl)

181 It's neat how Tater subtly acknowledges that the kid is 100% correct with his "oh look, it's time for lunch!" joke before he stared his corporate "nah, you're wrong, dummy" line.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (aqun+)

182 >>>He looks like s*** because he's 53 years old, he's basically running a newsletter as a career

running a newsletter or a blog as a career is bad. Right away, you're cutting out 5000 steps that people just naturally get from having to walk around the office

that's like an automatic three pounds a month, if you don't take steps to make up for the lack of movement.

and lack of light.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (0G13K)

183 103 Applebaum defended Roman Polanski so it is no surprise that she doesn't give a shit about Hunter Biden.
https://t.co/SsVwNsN1WV

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2022 05:16 PM (xPl2J)

--------

On his radio show this morning, Bongino read from something she'd written in 2019 along the lines of Trump AND HIS KIDS having personally profited financially from his position in government, and how that should disqualify him from office and that they all should be pursued and prosecuted.

* Puts on "shocked" face *

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (qKaTH)

184 178 Project Manager/PE I work with said he's quitting tomorrow at COB. Boss is not going to be happy, but then, he never is anyway. DRINK
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

Might explain why he's quitting tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (II3Gr)

185 Half a million died in Syria in their recent little conflict, including about 150,000 noncombatants.

Who was wrapping themselves in flag colors during that one, to show solidarity with whatever side one considered "good?"

How much U.S. aid went to the "good" side?

In Sudan, the South Sudanese conflict has a death toll to date of over 400,000. What were our pols telling us to do during this one? Which side to be on? U.S. aid packages to the "good" side?

I do not recall round the clock cable news coverage about either of those.

Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (KiBMU)

186 Does Jonah take the occasional shower?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (eGTCV)

187 Palestinian factions welcomed the terrorist attack on Thursday. Hamas called the attack a natural and legitimate response to the escalation of the occupations crimes against our people, our land, Jerusalem and al-Aqsa Mosque.

If you support this kind of violence, then you are directly complicit in it

Posted by: Nevergiveup

The "al-Aqsa Mosque"? You mean the one you inbred goat-fuckers built right on top of the Jews' holiest place, the Temple Mount? Oh, and let's not get started about Constantinople.

Fuck islam. It's Satan's religion on Earth.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (x8W60)

188 175 >>> decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

she is, he isn't

***

Oh absolutely. I'm sure she has her thrice weekly "night out with the girls" while Jonah is at home watching Buffy reruns.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (wb1YC)

189 Take a look at how he dresses and how he's let himself go with regard to personal appearance when he's in public and decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (wb1YC)

She's having teh sechs with Teh Paolo, he's masturbating furiously from his closet vantage point as he watches.

So technically they are having sechs, just not with each other.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

190 >>Take a look at how he dresses and how he's let himself go with regard to personal appearance when he's in public and decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

I'm sure his wife is still having sex.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

191 >>>186 Does Jonah take the occasional shower?

do you consider "sweating profusely when you walk up a flight of steps" to be "taking a shower"?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:31 PM (0G13K)

192 i don't know why you'd ever *not* punch down

Jonah and his buddies take millions of dollars to pose as "conservatives", while working to establish a Chinese-style authoritarian state in the United States.

They deserve all the abuse they get.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2022 05:31 PM (I2/tG)

193 Still, I think it is good to take people on an individual basis while not being naive and remember that human beings are made in the image of God. Just my thoughts. YMMV.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen

Your humanity does you credit as a human being.

Sometimes I wonder if these..."people" really are human beings. It is easy to "other-ize" people that do really bad things, but maybe some them are literally not created in God's image.
I, myself, am not in a position to judge or deliver retribution, but we all feel wrathful sometimes when monstrous things are done.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 07, 2022 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

194 Stetler just oozes slimy, and then to talk about a dead war correspondent in his non-answer answer to cnn's disinformation network raises the slime level even further.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2022 05:32 PM (lgeFv)

195 He looks like s*** because he's 53 years old, he's basically running a newsletter as a career, and he has to use a drone to see his feet.

Take a look at how he dresses and how he's let himself go with regard to personal appearance when he's in public and decide for yourself if he and his wife are still having sex.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:27 PM (wb1YC)

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I could easily see him pleading and begging the Univ of Chicago admin and staff if he could at least get a part time teaching gig there.

"Look how slovenly I dress. That, along with my wit, will make me a hit with the student body!"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:32 PM (TNyrE)

196 It's neat how Tater subtly acknowledges that the kid is 100% correct with his "oh look, it's time for lunch!" joke before he stared his corporate "nah, you're wrong, dummy" line.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (aqun+)

So lame. Then he proceeded to try to gaslight the young man and change the subject.

He is the worst.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:32 PM (rF64X)

197 I don't disagree. But I guess my thing is there are actually Muslims out there who do not support this. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in a country that was half Muslim and where Boko Haram is destroying things and people all over the place. And that an alarmingly high % of Muslims don't really mind violence in the name of Islam.

Still, I think it is good to take people on an individual basis while not being naive and remember that human beings are made in the image of God. Just my thoughts. YMMV.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:26 PM (rF64X)

Yes I hear you. But it is time for the "Good" muslims to stand up and condemn this loud and clear in both English and Arabic and then actually do something to stop it.
AND AND AND time for western leaders to to also do substantial things to punish those who do this and support this. It is NO accident this is happening with biden in the WH instead of PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:33 PM (Irn0L)

198 and lack of light.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (0G13K)

Get a few "SAD" bulbs. They mimic full spectrum natural daylight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:33 PM (44ww/)

199 Of course Obama would defend Islamic terrorists .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 05:33 PM (oMmSx)

200 but many of us would rather go hungry than lie for money.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Ummmm.....just to clarify. What do you want me to lie about and how much money are we talking here?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)

201 She's having teh sechs with Teh Paolo, he's masturbating furiously from his closet vantage point as he watches.

So technically they are having sechs, just not with each other.

Posted by: Thrawn

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

202 I'm sure his wife is still having sex.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:31 PM

The Paolo notes that you may very well think that, but the Paolo he could not possibly comment.

Posted by: Paolo at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (RkC6l)

203 thank you but I enjoy bullying the stupid fat kids

it's easier than trying to bully the strong kids

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:18 PM (0G13K)

Trying to instill this in my nephew's, they'll appreciate it one day.

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (8k7U7)

204 Might explain why he's quitting tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (II3Gr)
.......

I blame Covid. Everybody worked at home for 2 years, now they won't return to the office. Masturbating during Zoom calls is not teamwork.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

205 Anne Applebaum says the media was right to censor the Hunter Biden laptop, even if it is real
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Restated: 'You shouldn't believe it, even if it is true'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (GBHAb)

206 Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.

Up to half a million people have died in Tigray War in Ethiopia, counting famine deaths. Perhaps 1% of Americans are dimly aware that there is a war currently going on in Ethiopia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)

207 running a newsletter or a blog as a career is bad. Right away, you're cutting out 5000 steps that people just naturally get from having to walk around the office

that's like an automatic three pounds a month, if you don't take steps to make up for the lack of movement.

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"Take a look at this tweet. Its coming to you today from my elliptical."

"Also, is a protein bar a candy bar?"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (TNyrE)

208 Here you go:

"Again, level of religious commitment makes a big difference in attitudes about the implementation of sharia. Muslims who pray several times a day are more likely than those who pray less frequently to favor Islamic law as the official law of the land."

https://tinyurl.com/2p82m4nb

Pro tip: ctl+f "at least half"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (aqun+)

209 Stelter, literally: "In answer to your question about one-sided bias and disinformation, let me deflect to an anecdote about a wounded journalist."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (OeBYn)

210 ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.

Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (plpHi)

211 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

212 "He's so fucking lazy even I'm put off by it."

__________________________

There's always a hidden gem in there.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

213 After Jonah watched the Paolo at work does he climb into bed and ask his wife if it was good for her too?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (eGTCV)

214 That entire conference served a single purpose. To let people know that corruption is okay as long as you're doing it for the right team. The department of Justice and the FBI have confirmed that repeatedly. The entertainment media complex does it on a nightly basis. The only sin in corruption is getting caught doing it for republicans

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at April 07, 2022 05:36 PM (RBCo0)

215 In Sudan, the South Sudanese conflict has a death toll to date of over 400,000. What were our pols telling us to do during this one? Which side to be on? U.S. aid packages to the "good" side?

I do not recall round the clock cable news coverage about either of those.

Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (KiBMU)

Apparently there's a bloodbath going on in Ethiopia (or Eritrea) too.

But unfortunately, none of these have been deemed the current thing by overlords, so they might as well not be happening.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:36 PM (rF64X)

216 Stelter: Silence like a cancer grows

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2022 05:36 PM (M+Lyo)

217 In Sudan, the South Sudanese conflict has a death toll to date of over 400,000. What were our pols telling us to do during this one? Which side to be on? U.S. aid packages to the "good" side?

I do not recall round the clock cable news coverage about either of those.

Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

What are you? Some kind of Russian bot?

(that's sarcasm.....you're absolutely correct)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 07, 2022 05:36 PM (vcOmj)

218 Disinformation to them is anything conservative

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (2JoB8)

219 The Empress has an excellent thread up about the battle between parents and "educators ":

https://tinyurl.com/AtC-on-Schools

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (x8W60)

220 206 Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.

Up to half a million people have died in Tigray War in Ethiopia, counting famine deaths. Perhaps 1% of Americans are dimly aware that there is a war currently going on in Ethiopia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (I2/tG)

To be brutally blunt, it is Africa, and nobody cares.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)

221 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

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LOL!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (TNyrE)

222 ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.
Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (plpHi)

Jonah is reprehensible and I don't blame Ace for dunking on him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (rF64X)

223 ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.
Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (plpHi)

If you can't kick a man when he's down you don't deserve to kick him

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

224
Ummmm.....just to clarify. What do you want me to lie about and how much money are we talking here?
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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"Gentlemen, I am a man of principle, and my first principle is flexibility" -- Barry Goldwater

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 05:38 PM (bk3Sg)

225 5 Hour Potato

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 07, 2022 05:38 PM (44ww/)

226 >> I'm sure his wife is still having sex.

IIRC, his wife wrote a book about Title IX about the same time Liberal Fascism came out. It was about how the Left had twisted Title IX into something far from its original intended purpose.

Interesting that his wife is not now out front as an expert in the discussion on using Title IX to justify trans athletes competing in college women's sports, eh?
wonder why not. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:38 PM (MmndN)

227 Masturbating during Zoom calls is not teamwork.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM

It's not? Now if someone had told me that....

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at April 07, 2022 05:38 PM (RkC6l)

228 To be brutally blunt, it is Africa, and nobody cares.
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)

I am African and can confirm that this is unfortunately true.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (rF64X)

229 Jonah Goldberg's beet-red face.

Or it's just windy in Chicago.

Posted by: DaveA (also fat and redfaced) at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (FhXTo)

230 197
chique/NGU
Interestingly enough, I find that I agree with both of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (hOUT3)

231 I blame Covid. Everybody worked at home for 2 years, now they won't return to the office. Masturbating during Zoom calls is not teamwork.
Posted by: wth

I beg to differ!!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, this is CNN at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (vcOmj)

232 You just know Jonah is positive no one can tell how fat his neck is since he grew that beard.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (wb1YC)

233 Ummmm.....just to clarify. What do you want me to lie about and how much money are we talking here?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2022 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)

And who exactly will get hurt exactly how much by the lie?

Stuff like that is . . . . adjustable these days.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 07, 2022 05:40 PM (PrJJl)

234 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it
Posted by: ace

That's a terrible thing to say.
Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2022 05:40 PM (Vxu+H)

235 I do think you could consider Jonah and tater carbon sinks in the sense that they consume a lot of it and don't seem to re-release it back to the environment. So in some ways they may be helping global warming.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at April 07, 2022 05:40 PM (RBCo0)

236 Ah Ace,

I see this is the processed donut like substances food thread, as a counter to the donut thread.

Well, I see a Twinkie - Jonah, a Ding Dong - Anne, as well as, I believe to it to be fudge round - David and they all think they are f clever and filled with Zingers.

Posted by: The GASS at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (dotFz)

237 chique/NGU
Interestingly enough, I find that I agree with both of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (hOUT3)

I agree 100% with chique, I am just very mad. And when I get mad I say, well, impolite things. So in principle I agree with chique. In principle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (Irn0L)

238 Here you go:

"Again, level of religious commitment makes a big difference in attitudes about the implementation of sharia. Muslims who pray several times a day are more likely than those who pray less frequently to favor Islamic law as the official law of the land."

https://tinyurl.com/2p82m4nb

Pro tip: ctl+f "at least half"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (aqun+)

I've been aware of this since well before the Iraq War. I may not have known the exact numbers but I was very aware of the sentiment.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (rF64X)

239 To be brutally blunt, it is Africa, and nobody cares.
Posted by: kraken

There is likely to be actual famine in some places this year, thanks to the "West's" embargo on all things Russian.

Grain will likely not be grown and harvested this year in Ukraine.
People will die, but lets put that stupid flag thing on our e-mails and Linked In pages.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

240 Jonah is reprehensible and I don't blame Ace for dunking on him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (rF64X)
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It's part of the New Cruelty.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (YFU8M)

241 >>ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.

The same could be said for Jonah and the rest of his Dispatch crew's obsession with insulting and blaming everything bad in this country on The Deplorables. They don;t just hate Trump, they hate us and remind us of that often.

*I get what you're saying, TN, but the time of taking the higher ground is over, when not only the Left but our so-called fellow conservatives wage war against normal, law-abiding citizens who aren't woke nor are they OK with passively letting them destroy our country.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (MmndN)

242 They hate being mocked. That what I love about this site. Any hypocrite is a target. I'm pretty sure that's why VDH likes the place.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (jsBl6)

243 "David Carradine's last nut." I LOL'd. That was beautiful man. I wonder if I can get my money back for "Liberal Fascism". Probably not.

Posted by: Indiana lurker at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (3ZVqj)

244 I'm going to do a jig

Change your luck?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (EN7Xe)

245 I disliked Goldberg even before his conservative love high point of Liberal Fascism . I noted every one of his articles criticizing Dems always had to include a weak disclaimer that 'Republicans have also done this' .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (oMmSx)

246 I blame Covid. Everybody worked at home for 2 years, now they won't return to the office. Masturbating during Zoom calls is not teamwork.
Posted by: wth

It COULD be I suppose...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 07, 2022 05:42 PM (II3Gr)

247 If fat Jonah and Pencil Neck Schiff slammed into each other would be a matter/antimatter collision?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (eGTCV)

248 210 ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.
Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (plpHi)

Nah brah. Jonah's the enemy, give no quarter, ever. The fat lazy pos has ripped ace off verbatim. The only reason he has any career is because his mom's connections. Period. He's a no-talent hack, who thinks he's still one of the "cool kids" of National Review. Eff that guy, forever.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (f6UzA)

249 Moldova bans the St George ribbon (associated with the Soviet victory over Germany in WWII, used in some Russian military decorations, the little pin you'll see on everyone in Moscow on May 9), and also the letters "V" and "Z" (well, some forms of their depiction, or something).

???

Not sure about the "V" thing. "Z" is now the russki symbol for the "special operation" in Ukraine, worn on t-shirts by Russian radio hosts, etc. "V", I have no idea.

The St George thing also seems odd. Yeah yeah I know all about the Trans-Dnistrian issue (seriously, there's something called that) which basically boils down to one more case of slavs mistreating each other and focusing on stupid conflicts instead of getting rich and chasing tail. So maybe it's just a snarky anti-Russian thing. Also I don't know the background of how most of Moldova feels about WWII (i.e. were they happy that Germany lost).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (OTzUX)

250 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

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LOL!
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

That makes this post a whole lot funnier.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (BDWWT)

251 Eh, fk Jonah and horse he rode in on.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)

252 229 Jonah Goldberg's beet-red face.

Or it's just windy in Chicago.

Pro Tip: if you're 53 and you look less healthy than Wilford Brimley towards the end of his life hawking insulin products, you might want to think about backing off the Funyuns.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (wb1YC)

253
And they pose their questions intelligently and articulately without screeching.
Posted by: chique l'African

In contrast to Yale law students.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (2CTHE)

254 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

Check out some Lucky Charms commercials or River Dance.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (PrJJl)

255 I agree 100% with chique, I am just very mad. And when I get mad I say, well, impolite things. So in principle I agree with chique. In principle
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (Irn0L)

I get it. It's infuriating, frustrating and unjust. And that a whole population has been indoctrinated into murderous hate is frankly satanic.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM (rF64X)

256 239

There is likely to be actual famine in some places this year, thanks to the "West's" embargo on all things Russian.

Grain will likely not be grown and harvested this year in Ukraine.
People will die, but lets put that stupid flag thing on our e-mails and Linked In pages.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 07, 2022 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

There will likely be a famine. We won't starve here, but will have to pay more. But people will starve, who had nothing to do with " it". But hey, who cares? Go Team!!!

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:44 PM (Vr12I)

257 In Sudan, the South Sudanese conflict has a death toll to date of over 400,000. What were our pols telling us to do during this one? Which side to be on? U.S. aid packages to the "good" side?

I do not recall round the clock cable news coverage about either of those.

Nor is there any about what is happening in Yemen.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 07, 2022 05:30 PM (KiBMU)

Apparently there's a bloodbath going on in Ethiopia (or Eritrea) too.

But unfortunately, none of these have been deemed the current thing by overlords, so they might as well not be happening.
Posted by: chique l'African

Our overlords don't care when its black people who don't vote demoncrat or assist with the grift.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2022 05:44 PM (Vxu+H)

258 >>Interesting that his wife is not now out front as an expert in the discussion on using Title IX to justify trans athletes competing in college women's sports, eh?
wonder why not. . .

The contortions they are doing to pretend what we see right in front of us is nauseating to watch. All they care about is being opposite of what were for. They are the phoniest people on the planet.

Pretty stupid too as it turns out.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

259 do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace

as long as you're not at the morgue with a fork.

Posted by: DaveA (also fat and redfaced) at April 07, 2022 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

260 Jonah Goldberg laughs at you illiterate fools! His expose on donuts comes out tomorrow - gleaned from days of hard research - most from Ace. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2022 05:45 PM (5iUNf)

261 I've defended Anne Applebaum in the past, because I think she has done really good work on life under Communism, in both Eastern Europe and the USSR.

But after watching that first clip...yikes. That's about as arrogant and tone-deaf as one could possibly get.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 07, 2022 05:45 PM (bhRsz)

262 No mercy. No quarter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 05:45 PM (K/ea9)

263 There is likely to be actual famine in some places this year, thanks to the "West's" embargo on all things Russian.

*

I'm still a tad confused about that.

Biden's sanctions didn't accomplish anything against Russia, but for the first time we're going to have food shortages in the United States, and there will be famine in parts of the world because of his actions. That didn't do anything to hurt Russia.

And crickets from the press.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:45 PM (BDWWT)

264 Stelter is a sex machine, yo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2022 05:46 PM (JV4ka)

265 To be brutally blunt, it is Africa, and nobody cares.
Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)
.........

I don't know. I'm not a geographer.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

266 I agree 100% with chique, I am just very mad.
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[cancels dental appointment]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 05:46 PM (GBHAb)

267 This could get ugly:

@BillFOXLA 1h
Texas National Guard soldiers in riot gear running drills in the RGV on how to respond to a "mass migration" event when Title 42 drops next month.
DHS projects up to 18,000 illegal crossings per *day* when that time comes. That's more than double the current volume.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2022 05:46 PM (p6Md5)

268 Gah! I just saw Emerald Robin's substack showing Disney Cruises offered snorkeling at Pedo Island. I'm not saying that means anything happened, but holy crap the optics are bad.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (QYPq3)

269 China warned pelosi not to visit Taiwan and then she comes down with Covid? Coincidence?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (Irn0L)

270 There will likely be a famine. We won't starve here, but will have to pay more. But people will starve, who had nothing to do with " it". But hey, who cares? Go Team!!!
Posted by: kraken

I don't know. I'm legitimately starting to worry that there will actually be a lot of people starving here too if you're not preparing yourself now for what's coming.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (FQWHA)

271 Just how dumb did Jonah Goldberg have to be to have gotten his degree as one of the first men ever to attend sub-mediocre women's "safety school" Goucher College?

Posted by: cool breeze at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (UGKMd)

272 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM

Jigs are best danced wearing kilts. You might want to order yours now, and avoid the rush.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (a3Q+t)

273 >>Check out some Lucky Charms commercials or River Dance.

One of those Russian dances where they squat down and kick their legs out. I'd pay to see that .

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

274 *Emerald Robinson

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (QYPq3)

275 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmycku

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2022 05:48 PM (QrruW)

276 Texas National Guard soldiers in riot gear running drills in the RGV on how to respond to a "mass migration" event when Title 42 drops next month.

Lock and load, then open fire.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2022 05:49 PM (JV4ka)

277 >>>I've defended Anne Applebaum in the past, because I think she has done really good work on life under Communism, in both Eastern Europe and the USSR.

Applebottom Jeans looks like the Devil's discarded mistress in that clip - evil looks to land anywhere, but it mostly it finds safe landing on your face.

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2022 05:49 PM (5iUNf)

278 I have had this terrible thought for decades now that the reason these oligarchs and elitists don't care about Africa is because there is a whole continent there with vast natural resources and they think the more dead the better. But they are good at pretending to care though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2022 05:49 PM (lgeFv)

279 >>Check out some Lucky Charms commercials or River Dance.

One of those Russian dances where they squat down and kick their legs out. I'd pay to see that .
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM (ZLI

If you want to watch how to do a jig , watch The Last Boy Scout. You can fast toward to the end but then you would be missing a good guilty pleasure movie.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (oMmSx)

280 One of those Russian dances where they squat down and kick their legs out. I'd pay to see that .
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2022 05:47 PM

Bonus points if you're balancing a bottle on top of your head.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (RkC6l)

281 178 Project Manager/PE I work with said he's quitting tomorrow at COB. Boss is not going to be happy, but then, he never is anyway. DRINK

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

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If we had a DRINK for every job I quit in my 25-year corporate software systems analyst, development, & DBA career -- half the time without notice ... that would be about 50 shots.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (qKaTH)

282 > one of the first men ever to attend sub-mediocre women's "safety school" Goucher College?

Truly he was the Lia Thomas of his day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (bW8dp)

283 Eh, fk Jonah and horse he rode in on.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2022 05:43 PM

What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: The Uber Horse Jonah rode in on at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

284 Jonah's going to reply to all this criticism just as soon as he can check Wikipedia for a historical event, decide on a name to drop, and scroll through his list of Simpsons quotes.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (wb1YC)

285 275 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace

Will that involve twerking. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (eGTCV)

286 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it
Posted by: ace
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Hornpipe, I'm going with a hornpipe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (bk3Sg)

287 Many of my relatives are farmers. They are talking about fertilizer price/ availability. And strategies .One is to plant less. And have less livestock. This strategy will have an impact when farmers implement it.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (Vr12I)

288 > Applebottom Jeans looks like the Devil's discarded mistress in that clip - evil looks to land anywhere

She kinda reminds me of those weird-assed dolls made by carving the head out of an apple, then letting it mummify.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:51 PM (bW8dp)

289 Someday we will find out that ace IS Jonah. This faux hatred is just a ruse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 05:51 PM (qnVBz)

290 A convicted cop killer invited to speak at SUNY Brockport claimed that black people are facing genocide in America, and stated that while he abhors violence he loves self-preservation urging his audience to take action to ensure our survival by any means necessary, adding We take nothing off the table.

Throw his ass back in Jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:52 PM (Irn0L)

291 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmycku
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2022 05:48 PM (QrruW

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:52 PM (rF64X)

292 Lol

After laying off 9% of the company Better.com ceo says he pissed away $200 million. Oopsie.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 07, 2022 05:52 PM (OalnH)

293 Masturbating during Zoom calls is not teamwork.

I beg to differ!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, this is CNN at April 07, 2022 05:39 PM (vcOmj)
.........

You're not supposed to click the "share" button, dummy.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2022 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

294 > there is a whole continent there with vast natural resources and they think the more dead the better.

That's the Chinese strategy.

They consider blacks to be sub-human, and their long-term plans for Africa don't include the native populace still being there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:53 PM (bW8dp)

295 Ace, when Cap'n Bill capsizes for the last time, will you dance a hornpipe for us?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)

296 284 Jonah's going to reply to all this criticism just as soon as he can check Wikipedia for a historical event, decide on a name to drop, and scroll through his list of Simpsons quotes.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 07, 2022 05:50 PM (wb1YC)

**Looking at my own blog-style**

Wait, are you saying that's wrong?

**Gulp**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2022 05:53 PM (906pl)

297 Thats Goucher College grad, Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 07, 2022 05:53 PM (OalnH)

298 294 > there is a whole continent there with vast natural resources and they think the more dead the better.

That's the Chinese strategy.

They consider blacks to be sub-human, and their long-term plans for Africa don't include the native populace still being there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:53 PM (bW8dp)

Lebensraum 2022.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:54 PM (Vr12I)

299 If there's any upside, these stupid lying fucks are straight-up dullards. They do enough harm as it is, but imagine if they had any intellect to push their deceptions. And, to belabor the obvious, even their retarded asses had to know at some level the Hunter Biden laptop story was legitimate. They will continue to lie about it because that's who they are and they lack the wit to disassemble successfully.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 07, 2022 05:54 PM (nMx88)

300 That's a well-constructed stage if it can hold Tater and Jonah at the same time. I wonder if they do decks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 07, 2022 05:54 PM (HmZuC)

301 Goldberg et al exist in such closed-minded bubbles that one question from a college freshman can send them into gibbering fits.

These people are not smart, they're just insulated from every having to think difficult thoughts. They always know all the answers because they never get hard questions.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2022 05:54 PM (BJKQV)

302 Weird new NSFW song/video from Rammstein, "Zick Zack":

https://youtu.be/hBTNyJ33LWI

Lead singer looks like Bruce Jenner, circa today.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2022 05:54 PM (x8W60)

303 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

In my day we called that racism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)

304 Black out?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (qnVBz)

305 191 >>>186 Does Jonah take the occasional shower?

do you consider "sweating profusely when you walk up a flight of steps" to be "taking a shower"?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:31 PM (0G13K

====
Primo cruel.

10/10

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (6/E3i)

306 > will you dance a hornpipe for us?

"Hornpipe" would be a good brand name for a herbal Viagra substitute.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:56 PM (bW8dp)

307 She kinda reminds me of those weird-assed dolls made by carving the head out of an apple, then letting it mummify.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:51 PM (bW8dp)

Applebottom should see a plastic surgeon and just plop down on the examination table and say "Dig!"

They couldn't do anything wrong even if they used a chainsaw....

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2022 05:56 PM (5iUNf)

308 Truly he was the Lia Thomas of his day.

Will Thomas was admitted to UPenn, an Ivy league school, as a man before he decided to cheat in swimming by calling himself "Lia".

What's Jonah's excuse?

Posted by: cool breeze at April 07, 2022 05:56 PM (UGKMd)

309 >>>In my day we called that racism

In my great-grandfather's day, they called that Jim Crow.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 07, 2022 05:56 PM (HmZuC)

310 Dude has to weigh 300. Yeegads man.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (OalnH)

311 303 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

In my day we called that racism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)

I wonder if they have some of those labeled drinking fountains squirreled away somewhere?

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)

312 The Freshman kid should have brought up Tailwind and the treasonous deal with Saddam.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (oMmSx)

313 I'd like to see Ace and Allahpundit do some clogging as an encore.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (Wnd0C)

314 Dancing a jig requires alcohol... lots right? Consumed during said jig.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (BFigT)

315 A convicted cop killer invited to speak at SUNY Brockport claimed that black people are facing genocide in America...

**

Yep, there are something like four (4) black people that are discovered to be unarmed after pretending to be armed and subsequently being shot by police in police shootings each year.

Genocide, yo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (yK9py)

316 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2022 05:51 PM

According to the sidebar, the rumors are correct, and you've been banned. Is this really CAT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 05:57 PM (a3Q+t)

317 Cruel ace is best ace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM (K/ea9)

318 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

In my day we called that racism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)

What is actually wrong with people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM (rF64X)

319 There's a dance we used to call the "steel-toed fandango" that was popular at certain bars I hung out in during my misspent youth.

A vigorous dance. Probably had good cardio benefits.

It was pretty hard on the dance partner, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM (bW8dp)

320 How soon before that student is doxxed, kicked off campus, and forced to change his name?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM (HmZuC)

321 I have had this terrible thought for decades now that the reason these oligarchs and elitists don't care about Africa is because there is a whole continent there with vast natural resources and they think the more dead the better. But they are good at pretending to care though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2022 05:49 PM (lgeFv)

The Chinee are crafty enough not to make meaningless statements, and just plan ahead for the coming exploitation!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (hOUT3)

322 Ace, have you considered Morris Dancing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

323 Damn I really wanted to attend that Oct 29 production. Oh well.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)

324 What is actually wrong with people.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM

*pats seat cushion*

Have a seat, chique...this could take a while.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (RkC6l)

325 If you want to watch how to do a jig , watch The Last Boy Scout. You can fast toward to the end but then you would be missing a good guilty pleasure movie.
Posted by: Anti
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when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it
Posted by: ace
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Hornpipe, I'm going with a hornpipe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oh, we're doing examples, okay, Hornpipe https://tinyurl.com/36d3755z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (WZ5i4)

326 I don't buy that Jonah Goldberg is a conservative journalist.

Posted by: a preposterous counterfactual at April 07, 2022 06:00 PM (gS3OW)

327 Nevergiveup

Separate and unequal. Got it.

From my undergrad days, when the Chairman of the Chem Department was from Harvard, I came up with an observation. The faster Harvard is mentioned in a talk, the more insecure the talker was. And usually the more BS expounded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

328 There's a dance we used to call the "steel-toed fandango" that was popular at certain bars I hung out in during my misspent youth.

A vigorous dance. Probably had good cardio benefits.

It was pretty hard on the dance partner, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM

Try the Masochism Tango.

Posted by: Tom Lehrer at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (RkC6l)

329 Well her brain might be garbage but at least she's keeping her looks. LOL.

Would not fuck her with a stolen dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (yrol0)

330 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Shouldn't those be Black In dates?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)

331 318 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

In my day we called that racism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)

What is actually wrong with people.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 05:58 PM (rF64X)

I don't know. Someday down the road, will you let me hide in your basement?

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (Vr12I)

332 Any journalist claiming "Russian disinformation" was a convincing smokescreen is lying. Emails are self-authenticating. Just right click an email and look at the meta data. Every email has a unique identifier and all the IP addresses the email passed through before reaching you. These can be cross authenticated in router logs.

Lefty shills may claim to not know the technicals, but they know emails can be authenticated and that forging 80,000 is impossible.

And they had access to the emails. Steve Bannon was on War Room offering the drive to every media organization.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (cxM9c)

333 Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

You have to give the left credit. They've not only brought racism back big time and practice it relentlessly now, they've made it a cool and hip thing to do.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (FQWHA)

334 What is actually wrong with people.
Posted by: chique l'African

The word "people" says so much...

most of it negative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 06:02 PM (hOUT3)

335 And they had access to the emails. Steve Bannon was on War Room offering the drive to every media organization.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (cxM9c)

They had actual photographs, so even the majority of them who are subliterate had no excuse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 07, 2022 06:02 PM (nMx88)

336 What is actually wrong with people.

**

You have to admire it. Wealthy Democrats are bringing back segregation for their institutions and convincing black people that it's good for them.

See also: "Healthcare" = killing 20M black babies every year

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 06:03 PM (OeAlt)

337 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

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I'll double my next donation if you do it on his grave as well. Triple if pissing is involved ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 06:03 PM (qKaTH)

338 A Harvard University production of Macbeth includes Black Out dates when only Black-identifying audience members are allowed to attend.

Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

In my day we called that racism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)

Okay all I can think of is all the comedy bits about black people talking and yelling in movie theaters.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (oMmSx)

339 Good gawd... how long is Bob Woodward going to milk his Watergate story? Reminds me of those new ads with Joe Namath and Jimmy Walker, selling crap to the elderly. "Dy-no-mite!"

Posted by: red speck at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (gS3OW)

340 *pats seat cushion*

Have a seat, chique...this could take a while.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2022 05:59 PM (RkC6l)

*takes seat next to RMBS*

How does any of this help any black people anywhere? To be fair, I don't think they ever actually mention helping black people. It's just all hate and foolishness.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (rF64X)

341 kraken

Festung NaCly will have an opening for the east perimeter guard on the midwatch. Come on over in the burning times. If you want a cordless hole puncher, bring one you like, or we can provide you with one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

342 I know it's not 20M, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (OeAlt)

343 But... I mean, look at Jonah Goldberg's beet-red face. That worrying shade of scarlet that says "I should definitely be upping my life insurance."

Ace,

There could be another explanation.

Jonah Goldberg's beet red face could mean he definitely upped his Viagra dose.

After all, as you say:

"Obama was there too, of course."

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2022 06:05 PM (5NkmN)

344 This is all vengeance. The left is coming after anyone giving them trouble.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2022 06:06 PM (K/ea9)

345 333 Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

You have to give the left credit. They've not only brought racism back big time and practice it relentlessly now, they've made it a cool and hip thing to do.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2022 06:01 PM (FQWHA)

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Saw a great bumper sticker about a month ago:

"Make Racism Bad Again!"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 07, 2022 06:06 PM (qKaTH)

346 341 kraken

Festung NaCly will have an opening for the east perimeter guard on the midwatch. Come on over in the burning times. If you want a cordless hole puncher, bring one you like, or we can provide you with one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks salty. If fate is reversed, you can come to the Ozarks, where bad guys sortie in, but don't come out.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 06:06 PM (Vr12I)

347 Festung NaCly will have an opening for the east perimeter guard on the midwatch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM

Will midrats be served?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 06:06 PM (a3Q+t)

348 Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare

Was just about to say. Good addition to your nic.

But from 25%+ to about 12% of the population is a hell of a drop. And they can't tell the Dems are not their friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

349 How does any of this help any black people anywhere? To be fair, I don't think they ever actually mention helping black people. It's just all hate and foolishness.
Posted by: chique l'African

An elegant cover operation.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 06:07 PM (hOUT3)

350
Festung NaCly will have an opening for the east perimeter guard on the midwatch.
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[scratches head, counts on fingers]

That's like, four bells, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2022 06:08 PM (WZ5i4)

351 The Chinee are crafty enough not to make meaningless statements, and just plan ahead for the coming exploitation!!

The Chinese already have a mortgage on most of the good assets through their "Belt and Road Initiative". The "Belt" comes when you are late on a payment.

Posted by: cool breeze at April 07, 2022 06:08 PM (UGKMd)

352 kraken

Spent a lot of time as a yut canoeing and caving in the Ozarks. I will put you down for a possible exit strategy. Although I have clear fields of fire, and stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

353 342 I know it's not 20M, btw.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Whatever the exact number, you know Stan approves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 06:10 PM (hOUT3)

354 352 kraken

Spent a lot of time as a yut canoeing and caving in the Ozarks. I will put you down for a possible exit strategy. Although I have clear fields of fire, and stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

Cool. We have trees. Lots and lots of trees. And cliffs, and caves. Lots and lots of caves.

Posted by: kraken at April 07, 2022 06:10 PM (Vr12I)

355 >>The Chinee are crafty enough not to make meaningless statements, and just plan ahead for the coming exploitation!!

Oh, the exploitation is already in progress.
They are burdening them with heavy debt via One Belt One Road infrastructure projects and stealing their natural resources while they're there.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 06:10 PM (MmndN)

356 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2022 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

357 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

We will use full NIST (UTC-5) for all time hacks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

358 kraken

Do not want to enter Mud Cave again. Attempt no penetrations there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

359 Nood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at April 07, 2022 06:11 PM (hOUT3)

360 Maybe the russians will buy weapons and get loans from the chinese and the russians will pay them in Vodka and the chinese will become drunk and incompetent like the russian military and we have a win win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2022 06:12 PM (Irn0L)

361 339 Good gawd... how long is Bob Woodward going to milk his Watergate story? Reminds me of those new ads with Joe Namath and Jimmy Walker, selling crap to the elderly. "Dy-no-mite!"
Posted by: red speck at April 07, 2022 06:04 PM (gS3OW)

Carl Bernstein manages to be worse. I have this mental image of him in a glass box on the set of a Fifties-type game show and a grin coming across his face as he bellows "it's just like Watergate!" followed by Franklins showering him from above, blown around by a leaf blower. Maybe a clash of a gong accompanies the catch phrase.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 07, 2022 06:13 PM (nMx88)

362 >>Harvard asked non-Black patrons not to attend the Oct. 29 performance of Macbeth in Stride, a spin of William Shakespeare's famous Scottish tragedy.

*clears throat*

Pardon me, but doesn't that reek of cultural appropriation?
That play was written by a white man, so maybe they should have "whites only" audiences, period. I mean, if we apply *their* rules. . .

I am so very sick of them racializing everything to divide us.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2022 06:13 PM (MmndN)

363 Duncanthrax

Yup.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 07, 2022 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

364 And they had access to the emails. Steve Bannon was on War Room offering the drive to every media organization.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr

Further they were encrypted with Google's cert. The Uniparty tards should be made to explain in exquisite detail just how RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA pulled it off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2022 06:17 PM (p6Md5)

365 210 ace let Goldberg go so beneath your talent level. It looks like an obsession without reason.
Posted by: TC at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (plpHi)

211 when Jonah fucking dies, i'm literally going to watch videos on how to jig and I'm going to do a jig, video tape it, and post it
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2022 05:35 PM (0G13K)

The greatest thing i've ever seen on this here blog.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 07, 2022 06:19 PM (cknjq)

366 WOW

University of Chicago students FTW!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2022 05:01 PM (j9HX3)
*********

Evita Duffy, Sean and Rachel Campos Duffy's daughter, attends the University of Chicago.

Evita and another female conservative student started The Chicago Thinker.

From BPR- "The paper rejects the coddling of students and promotes conservative and Libertarian viewpoints. Their mission statement reads: "Some things are too sacred to surrender to the mob, and the free exchange of ideas is one of them.
The Chicago Thinker challenges the mob's crusade against free speech by publishing thoughtful conservative and Libertarian commentary, in addition to fact-driven reporting." Their motto is "Outthink the Mob."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2022 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

367 >He looks like an obese version of David Carradine sex-garrotting himself, just before his last nut.

Hilarious!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 07, 2022 06:38 PM (Cf8bn)

368 What the hell happened to Goldberg. It must be the beard; it makes him look like Trotsky

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at April 07, 2022 09:17 PM (P7Lkf)

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