We Need a Wellness Check for Will Smith

Boy, Jada Pinkett Smith sure loves talking about her open marriage and getting dicked down by other dudes -- and making Will Smith acknowledge this on video.

Even when he's plainly uncomfortable doing so.

Even when he tells her, "Stop filming me without my permission."

free this man, this man is afraid pic.twitter.com/2B3AdB1uui
— bongwater sun tea (@Raddsurfer) April 7, 2022

Thanks to AnonysaurusWrecks.

Amy Schumer alludes to taking a 'month' break with 'out of office' snap cuddled in bed with son Gene... after being 'traumatized' by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars
The 40-year-old comedian wrapped her arms around her son Gene, two, in a heartwarming photo shared with her 11million followers on Thursday
She implied that she's taking a step away from her active career with the caption: 'Out of office reply for the next month. Thanks.'
Amy addressed the Oscars scandal on social media Wednesday morning, and said she is still 'triggered and traumatized' by the moment
Schumer praised Chris Rock, 57, for handling the 'disturbing' altercation' like a pro' and said that she saw 'so much pain' in Will Smith, 53
...
Amy Schumer implied she was stepping away from her active career for a 'month' break as she shared an Instagram snap with her son Gene on Thursday morning.

She's taking a month off from her job of having a few paid gig per year?

Must be nice.

Must. Be. Nice.

The 40-year-old comedian wrapped her arms around her two-year-old little one in the peaceful photo, and wrote: 'Out of office reply for the next month. Thanks.'
Her latest post follows a social media share on Wednesday morning where she admitted she was 'still triggered and traumatized' by the 'disturbing' moment when Will Smith stormed onto the stage and slapped Chris Rock during Sunday night's 94th annual Academy Awards ceremony.

Ugh, she's so gross. Not just physically or politically.

But who posts candid shots of oneself in a depressive state trying to get some comfort from a child? I know people post pictures of their kids, but not like this -- it's like pictures of the kid smiling or playing soccer or holding up a fish he just caught.

Not weird Drama Shots.

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM

Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:07 PM (V6f9+)

2 Also, Will....walk away. Walk away now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:07 PM (V6f9+)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 08, 2022 01:08 PM (R262U)

4 Some dude with a working dick actually fucked Amy Schumer????

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

5 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

6 But "love makes you do crazy stuff", right Will?

Will, bubba, that isn't love you're feeling. It's the hard poke of a store bought strapon digging into your hip.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (V6f9+)

7 Wow, entire post is linked.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

8 Sue she is weird and gross but at least she has all that talent...

Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (CYnTg)

9 Turkey baster.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (EN7Xe)

10 4 Some dude with a working dick actually fucked Amy Schumer????
_____________

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Could have been a desperate turkey baster.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

11 Sounds like Schumer has essentially no change in baseline state, she just set an auto-response with a picture she thinks is cute and is piling on to a meme to justify her baseline state of doing nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:10 PM (DU+/6)

12 Fuck Hollywood

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 08, 2022 01:10 PM (yrol0)

13 Attention whore.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2022 01:10 PM (rJ48h)

14 LA has no standards. Amy Schumer reproduced.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (AEvJo)

15 I saw a video on twatter with Jada and two other women. She was saying her grandmother taught her to masturbate when she was 9 (?) because no man could give her as much pleasure as she could give herself.

No, these people are normal, why do you ask?

Posted by: abbynormal at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (Ly/95)

16 Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?

Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (FsZ2q)

17 My God- it's full of links.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (dNqv+)

18 16 Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (FsZ2q)

That was about 80 pounds ago.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)

19 Schumer is probably in need of another booster. That should perk her up.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (TNyrE)

20 Jada Pinkett's face is full of filler. She needs to dial it back. And I'm starting to get the very strong feeling she has mental issues.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (sVtYq)

21 Pretty sure someone must have used Ace's dick on Amy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (AEvJo)

22 16 Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?
_______

No.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (k4dH2)

23 OT, can anyone stand to listen to the minstrel show on the white house lawn?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (EN7Xe)

24 I wonder if Jada wants him to kill himself. If he kills himself, she'll probably get everything - better than divorce, but she can hit the talkshow and lecture circuit about how social norms drove her husband to suicide.

It's a high-risk strategy if so, because he might choose to kill her instead (or in a addition).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (DU+/6)

25 16 Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?
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Mmm, no.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (AEvJo)

26 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

27 >>>Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?

Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (FsZ2q)

Uh, no.

Posted by: Everyone Everywhere at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (QYPq3)

28 Is Will Smith on drugs? Serious question. In all these Cuck Videos, he seems distant and semi-conscious, like he's not comprehending reality. Has he been spending time with Hunter?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

29 9 Turkey baster.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (EN7Xe)

The turkey baster was roofied, I tell ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

30 26 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (V6f9+)

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (II3Gr)

31 >>>Ugh, she's so gross . . . . Not weird Drama Shots.

But, Ace, she has staged kids' story books on her bed to make it appear that she is a really caring mom.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

32 No, she was on 'Red Eye' and she was actually pretty cute. Seriously, bangable. For about a week.

Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FsZ2q)

33 As one commenter in the Schumer expose implied: broken.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (Xrfse)

34 26 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.
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Did they take a shower together? Is this how the pup was produced?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (AEvJo)

35 That weary, broken down half-man ain't no fresh prince.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (fj2YZ)

36 17 My God- it's full of links.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:11 PM (dNqv+)

She's got links all the way down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

37 Danger, Will Smith!! Danger!!

Posted by: Lost in Space Robot at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (EdQIG)

38 I always thought Jada Smith was a psycho. That's why the Big Slap didn't bother me--I felt sorry for the husband, who is obviously turned upside down by her

Posted by: pj at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (G1dq6)

39 Smith, biden, and sheen,

the three amigos ride again!

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (8tNUK)

40 5 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

Paging Sweet; Sweet to the white courtesy phone, please...

Posted by: Clarence Carter at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (l8gTz)

41 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.

The road apple doesn't fall far from the fartclam.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (Xrfse)

42 Bitch set him up.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (qpX6U)

43 24 I wonder if Jada wants him to kill himself. If he kills himself, she'll probably get everything - better than divorce, but she can hit the talkshow and lecture circuit about how social norms drove her husband to suicide.
___________

Before he was shot to death, John Lennon was having an affair with another Asian woman, May something-or-other, and talentless Yoko Ono was desperate to find a way to hang on to her ATM. Then a deranged fan solved her problem for her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (k4dH2)

44 NOBODY will outvictimize ME!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (ZlruI)

45 I believe Will Smith is a prisoner in his own home.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (tIQ9+)

46 Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

47 Will Smith seems like his next starring role might be a murder-suicide. I think what gets lost in all this drama is how much Chris Rock deserves an ass-kicking just on general principles. He is 3 foot tall and runs his mouth like he's The Rock. And he hasn't been funny in a decade or more, and when he was funny, he was basically a black David Spade clone. What I'm saying is maybe Will could kill him too on the way out. I'm trying to envision a solution that maximizes human happiness.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (KFhLj)

48 Amy Schumer wanted to be comedic actor like Chelsea Clinton wanted to be a Pediatric Cardiologist.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (m45I2)

49 So is Amy preparing for her next film? What's that like?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (AEvJo)

50 41 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.

The road apple doesn't fall far from the fartclam.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 01:14 PM (Xrfse)

Okay, that made me LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

51 What are the odds that Will Smith attempts suicide? He seems a potential candidate: a depressed, beaten and broken man, who accepts public humiliation without any will to stand up for himself. Red flags, bruh.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

52 Man, twenty years ago I never would have guessed Will Smith could be beaten down that badly by a bald slattern.

Now, of course, I realize that his success had almost nothing to do with his personal charm. It's possible that he was "groomed" for his position from a very young age. I think back to the medieval era, and remember that men were not just permitted but expected to kill any woman who humiliated them this badly.

Not an ideal option, but certainly better than what he's going through.

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (Eqkqm)

53 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.

Seriously? That explains a lot.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (ZGrMX)

54 28 Is Will Smith on drugs? Serious question. In all these Cuck Videos, he seems distant and semi-conscious, like he's not comprehending reality. Has he been spending time with Hunter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

I'm no expert but he looks more like he's emotionally broken than on drugs. When you're in the middle of shit like that dissociation is not uncommon, in which you do feel disconnected from reality.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (II3Gr)

55 45 I believe Will Smith is a prisoner in his own home.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (tIQ9+)
____________

Is he blinking in Morse code? Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

56 28 Is Will Smith on drugs? Serious question. In all these Cuck Videos, he seems distant and semi-conscious, like he's not comprehending reality. Has he been spending time with Hunter?
Posted by: Elric Blade

You know, he may be better off spending time with Hunter. Or a pack of wolves. Whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (bA3Ln)

57 32 No, she was on 'Red Eye' and she was actually pretty cute. Seriously, bangable. For about a week.
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FsZ2q)

She has always looked like an over stuffed Cabbage Patch doll...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (BgMrQ)

58 If my best friend in the whole world had done something as stupid as Will Smith did I would not find it necessary to take to my bed for a month.

Even if my husband pulled that crap.

What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (UKZdN)

59 Say what you will, but Slappy Black is sure no Slappy White!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (m45I2)

60 34 26 Reminder: Amy Schumer is second cousin to Chuck Schumer.
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Did they take a shower together? Is this how the pup was produced?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (AEvJo)

*projectile vomits*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (II3Gr)

61 57 32 No, she was on 'Red Eye' and she was actually pretty cute. Seriously, bangable. For about a week.
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FsZ2q)

She has always looked like an over stuffed Cabbage Patch doll...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (BgMrQ)

Funny, but yes, she looks to me like what I imagine a grown-up cabbage patch kid would look like.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

62 Before he was shot to death, John Lennon was having an affair with another Asian woman, May something-or-other, and talentless Yoko Ono was desperate to find a way to hang on to her ATM. Then a deranged fan solved her problem for her.
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If memory serves, Yoko set John up with her Chinese friend to battle his despression. John was a small guy and Asians made his dick look bigger.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (AEvJo)

63 I like Chris Rick- hard disagree.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (fj2YZ)

64 Amy Schumer's poor kid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (lCui1)

65 Jada Pinkett Smith is a freaking psycho. I'm starting to think Will Smith did something horrible her, like going outside or something.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (tIQ9+)

66 Is this the "I don't give a rat's ass" thread?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (d0Qel)

67 May Pang:

From Wikipedia:
In January 1975, he agreed to meet Ono, who claimed to have found a cure for smoking. After the meeting, he failed to return home or call Pang. When Pang telephoned the next day, Ono told her that Lennon was unavailable because he was exhausted after a hypnotherapy session. Two days later, Lennon reappeared at a joint dental appointment; he was stupefied and confused to such an extent that Pang believed he had been brainwashed. Lennon told Pang that his separation from Ono was now over, although Ono would allow him to continue seeing her as his mistress.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (5HBd1)

68 One thing we have to remember in all of this, no matter how funny we think it is, they are still our betters.

Now, go repent before Lent ends.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (7bRMQ)

69 >>>OT, can anyone stand to listen to the minstrel show on the white house lawn?

>Simple Joe was flashing back in time to the 50's when he was a proponent of the klan.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (Wnd0C)

70 Will Smith epitomizes the state the country is in right now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (BFigT)

71 It's a tremendous responsibility to be the most normal person in this family.

Posted by: Jaden Smith, in a Pink Tutu at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (sWM8x)

72 66 Is this the "I don't give a rat's ass" thread?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (d0Qel)

Oh, no- this is abuse. Try three doors down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

73 Will Smith, this is the woman that you possibly threw your career away for defending her honor for.

Honestly divorce her now and go live your best life.

Posted by: Picric at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (HzuMl)

74 She has always looked like an over stuffed Cabbage Patch doll...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (BgMrQ)
______________

A grown-up version of St. Greta of Cabbage Patch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

75 'Cure for smoking'?

I have a revolutionary plan: don't smoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

76 72 66 Is this the "I don't give a rat's ass" thread?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (d0Qel)

Oh, no- this is abuse. Try three doors down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

As long as the censors don't come in an shut your skit down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

77 75 'Cure for smoking'?

I have a revolutionary plan: don't smoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

Smoking is for the food thread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

78 Will, Paolo is hungry. Could you whip him up a sandwich or something?

Posted by: Jsada Pinkett Smith at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (ZlruI)

79 Amy Schumer going with the Jane Austen cure all for women- take to bed.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (fj2YZ)

80 You put my name in your mouth? Guess what? A gun is next.

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (tIQ9+)

81 Me want to hold your hand.

Posted by: Pang at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (Xrfse)

82 Jayda is a cu t.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (qnVBz)

83 If memory serves, Yoko set John up with her Chinese friend to battle his despression.
_______

Yes, Yoko initially set up the match, because she was trying to keep Lennon happy (so he'd stay married to her). But things went further than Yoko had anticipated, and John developed feelings for May.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

84 Will Smith is damaged goods. His whole family is fucked up because he's a cuckboy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (Wnd0C)

85 We live in the era of total self-absorption. That's why people like Amy Schumer think there's nothing wrong with posting personal photos of her going through "trying times." See my every intimate life detail, complete with angst, depression, sadness. These people love to fillet themselves open thinking people care. It's rife on places like FB. Before I dumped it many years ago, I once saw a friend who was having a bad day and putting it out on social media she was depressed. It was accompanied with a picture she took of herself...of just her mouth in a downturned, sad position. It struck me as being so ridiculous because she was very sincere in her need to show just how depressed she was.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (sVtYq)

86 JPS looks positively gleeful about tormenting her husband.

Doesn't he find that rack of horns tiring?

Posted by: aelfheld at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (Zy9Yy)

87 Unfortunately he can't just go upside Jada's bald head.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (II3Gr)

88 Is he blinking in Morse code? Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

C'mon Jay, this is a "smart military blog", of course some of the Horde does.

In fact, I've bookmarked a Morse Decoder just to be able to enjoy the commentary.

https://mattfedder.com/blog/ham/MorseTranslater

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (BgMrQ)

89 Will Smith, this is the woman that you possibly threw your career away for defending her honor for.
___________

Which apparently is more than she ever did.

Srsly, this one is gonna end in tears. Even more than Princess Harry/Megan Markle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

90 Don't roll over, Amy. Remember what happened to the poodle?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (lz5hY)

91 Yes, Yoko initially set up the match, because she was trying to keep Lennon happy (so he'd stay married to her). But things went further than Yoko had anticipated, and John developed feelings for May.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

You know, sometimes the absurdity of people is just devastating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (dNqv+)

92 Is there an actual rehab clinic for cucks?

They'd need an entire wing for NeverTrump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (fe2tf)

93 We live in the era of total self-absorption. That's why people like Amy Schumer think there's nothing wrong with posting personal photos of her going through "trying times." See my every intimate life detail, complete with angst, depression, sadness. These people love to fillet themselves open thinking people care. It's rife on places like FB. Before I dumped it many years ago, I once saw a friend who was having a bad day and putting it out on social media she was depressed. ...
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (sVtYq)
++++
Social media is extremely toxic and riddled with perverse incentives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (DU+/6)

94 Man, I hope Amy doesn't have to resort to clipping coupons before she gets over her trauma.

I bet her husband the famous chef is already putting in some overtime at Martha's Vineyard, what with his multiple restaurants he owns, private chef gigs, and celebrity appearances.

His family's been in Martha's Vineyard since the late 1600s so maybe if things get tight he and Amy and the kid can bunk in the spare room at the parents house once they move some boxes out of there to make room.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (wb1YC)

95 82 Jayda is a cu t.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:20 PM (qnVBz)

Oh, let me solve the puzzle: Jayda is a cult.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

96 70 Will Smith epitomizes the state the country is in right now.
____________

Yep, Will = America, and Jaden = the Biden Junta.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (k4dH2)

97 I am suffering from Amy Schumer's lets say "Gay" repeatedly to protest the fact that teachers cannot groom kindergarteners.

But I will have to continue working

Posted by: Picric at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (HzuMl)

98 "Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?"

*raises hand*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (enSii)

99 Golf channel locked on Tiger practicing tee shots. Slight limp on occasion. Windy at the Masters today.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (RG6Gf)

100 Amy could take the next year off and I would never notice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (qnVBz)

101 But things went further than Yoko had anticipated, and John developed feelings for May.
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By feelings you mean his cock, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (AEvJo)

102 Seen it suggested Will should get away for the ten timing bitch, probably would be best for him.
I like Will's movies

Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (ERJgn)

103 89 Will Smith, this is the woman that you possibly threw your career away for defending her honor for.
___________

Which apparently is more than she ever did.

Srsly, this one is gonna end in tears. Even more than Princess Harry/Megan Markle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

Well, it's not like Chis Rock asked if the carpet matches the drapes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

104 Someone needs to teach Will the eye blink Morse code trick. "T-o-r-t-u-r-e".

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (oWBc3)

105 8 Is Will Smith on drugs? Serious question. In all these Cuck Videos, he seems distant and semi-conscious, like he's not comprehending reality. Has he been spending time with Hunter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

He does look like he's "lost in space".

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (Qhnrt)

106 Is amy schumer and meghan mc cain the same person?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (qnVBz)

107 We live in the era of total self-absorption. That's why people like Amy Schumer think there's nothing wrong with posting personal photos of her going through "trying times." See my every intimate life detail, complete with angst, depression, sadness. These people love to fillet themselves open thinking people care.
___________

This.

Newsflash: Nobody gives a shit about you, except possibly your family and your closest friends. No one else even pretends to care, because they have their own lives to lead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

108 If memory serves, Yoko set John up with her Chinese friend to battle his despression. John was a small guy and Asians made his dick look bigger.

***

And that's on top of the fact he had a physique like a used condom.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (wb1YC)

109 Jada is also a terrible actor, and I believe she has a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (tIQ9+)

110 92 Is there an actual rehab clinic for cucks?
They'd need an entire wing for NeverTrump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (fe2tf)

Problem is they ENJOY being cucked.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

111 When Amy Schumer gets back to work she's going to play the lead role as her spitting image in: "Tonya Harding Take a Knee"
Although she's probably going to have to drop a few pounds.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (6BTho)

112 I'm hoping the death of theaters also means the death of modern entertainment. Cutting off the money and media stream from these perverts would help everyone, including them. They could use a lesson in reality.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (5kI0z)

113 Late to the party again

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (oWBc3)

114 Just remember, Will Smith, slit don't stab.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (lCui1)

115 Well, it's not like Chis Rock asked if the carpet matches the drapes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
____________

Well, for one thing, there ARE no drapes on her.

Of course, maybe there's no carpet either. Not that I care either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

116 This is what happens when males aren't taught female nature. They end up like Will Smith or hating women altogether.

Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (0jZnq)

117 100 Amy could take the next year off and I would never notice.
-------------------
I think its been more than a year that any noticed Amy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (AEvJo)

118 82 Jayda is a cu t.
---
Jayda is Kurt?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (sWM8x)

119 Did the other woman not have a pumpkin head? If not, I can see how this could happen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

120 One thing we have to remember in all of this, no matter how funny we think it is, they are still our betters.

Now, go repent before Lent ends.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2022 01:18 PM (7bRMQ)

I gave up giving a shit for Lent.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (SH2Zi)

121 Well, it's not like Chis Rock asked if the carpet matches the drapes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

#hardwood

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (BgMrQ)

122 If memory serves, Yoko set John up with her Chinese friend to battle his despression. John was a small guy and Asians made his dick look bigger.
***
And that's on top of the fact he had a physique like a used condom.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (wb1YC)
________

Mark Chapman did everybody a favor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

123 That's why people like Amy Schumer think there's nothing wrong with posting personal photos of her going through "trying times."

*******

At our house we call this drama vomit.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (m45I2)

124 114 Just remember, Will Smith, slit don't stab.
------------------
Slice up the vein not across. Don't be a pussy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (AEvJo)

125 'Cure for smoking'?

I have a revolutionary plan: don't smoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

Slow down.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (SH2Zi)

126 66 Is this the "I don't give a rat's ass" thread?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:17 PM (d0Qel)

I think it's the 'shameful joy' thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (V6f9+)

127 115 Well, it's not like Chis Rock asked if the carpet matches the drapes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
____________

Well, for one thing, there ARE no drapes on her.

Of course, maybe there's no carpet either. Not that I care either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

Or, well, maybe Chris DOES know, personally...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

128 Will Smith epitomizes the state the country is in right now.

Boned.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (Xrfse)

129 93. I marvel at the current generation s lack of interest in privacy. Every detail of their life is posted for approval from others.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (RG6Gf)

130 24 I wonder if Jada wants him to kill himself. If he kills himself, she'll probably get everything - better than divorce, but she can hit the talkshow and lecture circuit about how social norms drove her husband to suicide.

It's a high-risk strategy if so, because he might choose to kill her instead (or in a addition).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (DU+/6)
Also risky because he's getting a lot of sympathy. I mean people are seeing him as less of a man than they did, but she's got the appearance of a crazy abusive spouse. So if he did end it I'm not sure she'd be making any talk show rounds.

I mean for me (I don't watch any of that sh*t but of course it was unavoidable) it quickly went from "what a self-entitled Hollywood ass with a crazy family, f**k Hollywood" to "damn that dude is screwed, she's horrible, f**k Hollywood".

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (Yr4Df)

131 All Will Smith really needs to do is to marry a good woman who can teach him how to be a man.

Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (FsZ2q)

132 I gave up giving a shit for Lent.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (SH2Zi)

Might be prudent to want to warn the local sewage treatment plant to expect a large inflow once Lent ends.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (Ar78U)

133 Meanwhile, the Capitol fox and her three babies are still dead. And Nancy Pelosi breathes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (fe2tf)

134 A bill to allow recruits with previous mental health treatment is on the way

Sigh, not what we need. I understand the motivation but this will open up pandora's box. We already have plenty service members on drugs that make them non-deployable OCONUS.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (d0Qel)

135 ...and people make jest about the Devil owning the souls of successful in Hollywood. Does that man look like he is in charge of his affairs?

Posted by: Witchfinder General at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (k20VB)

136 110 92 Is there an actual rehab clinic for cucks?
------------------
Has Jonah Goldberg Rehab been built yet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (AEvJo)

137 My distancing from pop culture is working out nicely.

I'd never heard of Alopecia Smith, nor of Amy Schumer, nor a bunch of other people until they were mentioned here.

I guess my luck was bound to run out sometime.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

138 Mark Chapman did everybody a favor.
____________

He certainly did one for Yoko Ono. She went from about-to-be-discarded, no-talent wife to grieving widow who inherited everything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (k4dH2)

139 133 Meanwhile, the Capitol fox and her three babies are still dead. And Nancy Pelosi breathes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (fe2tf)

One is rabid, the other was rabid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

140 133 Meanwhile, the Capitol fox and her three babies are still dead. And Nancy Pelosi breathes.
--------------
Nature is so cruel and capricious.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (AEvJo)

141 92 Is there an actual rehab clinic for cucks?
---
I'VE FOUND MY LIFE'S CALLING, YOU BIG FAT PUSSY

OWWWW!!@

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (sWM8x)

142 119 Did the other woman not have a pumpkin head? If not, I can see how this could happen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (dNqv+)

---------------
Perhaps the Pumpkinhead movie could use a reboot?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (TNyrE)

143 yeo

not interested

Posted by: REDACTED at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (us2H3)

144 138 Mark Chapman did everybody a favor.
____________

He certainly did one for Yoko Ono. She went from about-to-be-discarded, no-talent wife to grieving widow who inherited everything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (k4dH2)

Merry Widow, perchance?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

145 Has Jonah Goldberg Rehab been built yet?

***

His wife won't cosign with him on the property loan.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (wb1YC)

146 Will Smith, this is the woman that you possibly threw your career away for defending her honor for.

Honestly divorce her now and go live your best life.
Posted by: Picric at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (HzuMl

Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

But yeah, I'd give all up to GET OUT.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZafiO)

147 My distancing from pop culture is working out nicely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Same here. It does hinder me on the who dis, however. A small price to pay.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (5kI0z)

148 "Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?"

*********

Nope. Morse out front should've told you.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (m45I2)

149 The Will Smith video is really scary. She seems evil.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZpkZT)

150 Just give Amy the Launch Codes, already. She seems stable.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (taPSh)

151 I have always thought Jada to be jealous of hubby for getting MANY more acting gigs than her. As for schumer, I believe she is in the process of grooming her son to be, as Schwarzenegger said, a girlie, girl. Sad. He doesn't have a chance.

Posted by: sidney at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (LJJah)

152 Is amy schumer and meghan mc cain the same person?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (qnVBz)

amy schumer is the Russian nesting doll that fits inside fats mccain, two sizes down.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (SH2Zi)

153 129 93. I marvel at the current generation s lack of interest in privacy. Every detail of their life is posted for approval from others.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (RG6Gf)
___________
Ponder this: if someone came to your door with a clipboard and asked the person the same questions, you'd slam the door in his face.

But the same person will happily put all that crap out in socialist media for the entire world to see forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

154 Honestly divorce her now and go live your best life.
Posted by: Picric at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (HzuMl

Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

But yeah, I'd give all up to GET OUT.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZafiO)

There's a reason divorce costs so much.
Because it's worth it.
#Allegedly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (V6f9+)

155 4 Some dude with a working dick actually fucked Amy Schumer????
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ZpkZT)

156 150 Just give Amy the Launch Codes, already. She seems stable.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (taPSh)

annd..I read that as LUNCH codes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

157 Will Smith in: The Cucking. An ongoing series.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (WmGrA)

158 Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

But yeah, I'd give all up to GET OUT
-------------------
There's always antifreeze. Works on neighbor's dogs should work here.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (AEvJo)

159 Uh, that kid don't look like a 2 year old.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2022 01:29 PM (oHd/0)

160 Gentille plumeroi le tète

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (m45I2)

161 "Meanwhile, the Capitol fox and her three babies are still dead."

fed dog-shooter getting in some practice ?

soulless murderers, faithful disciples of stan.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (enSii)

162 5 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

fox-->foxes
A mother fox and her three small children foxlets.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (ZpkZT)

163 I gave up giving a shit for Lent.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:24 PM (SH2Zi)

That counts!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (7bRMQ)

164 Will seems afraid of Jada.

Get out now, dude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (fe2tf)

165 Smith is 53 years old, he's worth $350 million, and his wife has cheated on him multiple times with multiple men.

He better get his ass to divorce court before he ends up in maximum solitary or the morgue.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

166 Jada's a castrating bitch.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (rJ48h)

167 Boy, if you ever wanted the perfect example of money/fame won't get you happiness, Will Smith is it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (3TihK)

168 Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

But yeah, I'd give all up to GET OUT.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZafiO)

Their kids are a train wreck. His wife is obviously a viscious harpy who loves making him feel like shit.

Get out, dude. Move to the middle of nowhere. Shoot some guns. Get a cabin. Interact with normal folks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (dNqv+)

169 Hope Amy doesn't roll over on top of the kid or we'll have to listen to her whine about that

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (ZlruI)

170 I don't care about either of them.

They are irreparably broken and mentally ill.

Just like our country.

Posted by: Here, let me help at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (eARTe)

171 151 I have always thought Jada to be jealous of hubby for getting MANY more acting gigs than her
------------------
So a Phil Hartman do over?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (AEvJo)

172 Lindsey Graham probably told them to shoot the foxes. You have guns, use them...

Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (CYnTg)

173 165 Smith is 53 years old, he's worth $350 million, and his wife has cheated on him multiple times with multiple men.

He better get his ass to divorce court before he ends up in maximum solitary or the morgue.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

Don't forget he has a son, now a daughter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

174 What's wrong with Will Smith?

Posted by: Keyser Sose at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (KUUa6)

175 134 A bill to allow recruits with previous mental health treatment is on the way

Sigh, not what we need. I understand the motivation but this will open up pandora's box. We already have plenty service members on drugs that make them non-deployable OCONUS.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:26 PM (d0Qel)

Not to mention that giving people with mental problems big things that go boom... not real bright.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (oHd/0)

176 153. Agreed. What I find even more amazing is how many people post on Facebook their location on vacation. So and so is at an airport then having a drink at a bar on the beach.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (RG6Gf)

177 JPS is a narcissist. Will should run.
GOSO Get Out and Stay Out

Posted by: Jmel at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (RWHIh)

178 It's a good thing the Williams sisters didn't have a father like Will Smith, -- they would have been turning tricks for the crips in Compton.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (Wnd0C)

179 "Nope. Morse out front should've told you.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:28 PM (m45I2) "

Muldoon, the Horde's own Living National Treasure !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (enSii)

180 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox

******

Francis Marion

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (m45I2)

181 I despise these people. I've completely cut them out of my life and I'm much happier for it.

Posted by: Biergood at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (FQWHA)

182 I don't care about either of them.

They are irreparably broken and mentally ill.
____________

Me either. Hollywood showcases the worst people in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (YqDXo)

183 180 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox

******

Francis Marion

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (m45I2)

Well DC IS a swamp...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

184 Jada is famous for being Will's wife.

Will used to be famous for TV and movies.

Will is now famous for being Jada's bitch.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (4TZI4)

185 My distancing from pop culture is working out nicely.

I disengaged long ago. One less needless distraction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (Xrfse)

186 Thot bubble above Will Smith: "Somewhere there's a guy who's sick of her shit."

Too bad it's not him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (BFigT)

187 I marvel at the current generation s lack of interest in privacy. Every detail of their life is posted for approval from others.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:25 PM (RG6Gf)
++++
Back when Facebook was new and for college students only, I joined it because it essentially displaced the Student Union virtually overnight. E-Mail, too. If you wanted to know about *anything* it became the only venue almost immediately. "I'll friend you on Facebook" became a standard part of greetings when meeting new people.

I was often asked why I didn't have any personal information on my profile. It had my name and E-Mail address and nothing more. No phone number, no address, no no political affiliations, no sexual predilections, no hobbies or interests, no picture, etc. My classmates were always perplexed and annoyed by this and would ask me - sometimes aggressively - why I didn't fill anything out. I would answer with, "would you put that stuff on a billboard?" They would inevitably answer with, "no." I would then ask "what makes you see it as different?" Deer in the headlights, every time. For a lot of people "it's online" doesn't mean "it's public" for a lot of people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (DU+/6)

188 "Ugh, she's so gross. Not just physically or politically. But who posts candid shots of oneself in a depressive state trying to get some comfort from a child?"

Just like transgenderism and the rapid push to normalize mental illness (neurodivergent or neurodiverse), you want to publicize your victimhood for status amoung liberal white women. She's showing she's mentally unwell, and should be applauded for having the strength and courage to share it. And to pretend that she's leading by example by giving others permission to shut down, too, even though 90% percent of people can't afford to (except bored suburban wine moms that can rely on underappreciated husbands).

Posted by: Moron Psychoanalyst at April 08, 2022 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

189 In fairness, there is no amount of money staying with somebody that hates you. Give her everything, go get another gig

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (8tNUK)

190 Don't forget he has a son, now a daughter...

***

And at some point in the next decade they're going to be reading this kid his rights.

If anyone asks what the future holds, tell them serial killers. Lots of serial killers.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (wb1YC)

191 Will Smith is not a voting member of Mensa

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (d0Qel)

192 But what is he concerned about? Protecting his social media. That's the last thing I'd be worried about

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (5HBd1)

193 112 I'm hoping the death of theaters also means the death of modern entertainment. Cutting off the money and media stream from these perverts would help everyone, including them. They could use a lesson in reality.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (5kI0z)

Humans will always need to be entertained. I imagine cavemen rewarded Og for his brilliant acting out of his interpretation of a dying mammoth.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (Qhnrt)

194 He needs to divorce her. The correct answer to any spouse that proposes an open marriage is. Sure, Go right ahead, F whomever you like.

Here are your divorce papers.

Posted by: SkylerKat at April 08, 2022 01:35 PM (SffgZ)

195 176 153. Agreed. What I find even more amazing is how many people post on Facebook their location on vacation. So and so is at an airport then having a drink at a bar on the beach.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (RG6Gf)
__________

How very considerate to the burglars.

Unless they post that, and then stay home, turn off the lights, and sit there heavily armed, waiting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

196 My distancing from pop culture is working out nicely.

I'd never heard of Alopecia Smith, nor of Amy Schumer, nor a bunch of other people until they were mentioned here.

I guess my luck was bound to run out sometime.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

I've never heard a single Kanye West song. Not one. One day I may very well hear one of his songs today will not be that. Nor tomorrow and, God willing, any tomorrows thereafter.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 01:35 PM (/Uvyv)

197 Also, Will....walk away. Walk away now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

RUN !

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2022 01:36 PM (arJlL)

198 What I find even more amazing is how many people post on Facebook their location on vacation.

Posted by: Jen

I find it helpful

Posted by: Burglar casing neighborhoods at April 08, 2022 01:36 PM (5kI0z)

199 She hoes to men's rooms to write her name and #

And have anonymous sex

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:36 PM (8tNUK)

200 "If anyone asks what the future holds, tell them serial killers. Lots of serial killers.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (wb1YC) "

many of them employed by the gummint on piecework rates.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (enSii)

201 I'm hoping the death of theaters also means the death of modern entertainment. Cutting off the money and media stream from these perverts would help everyone, including them. They could use a lesson in reality.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (5kI0z)

Humans will always need to be entertained. I imagine cavemen rewarded Og for his brilliant acting out of his interpretation of a dying mammoth.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (Qhnrt)

All the money is going into video games and that industry is just as retarded as Hollyweird, if not more so.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (/Uvyv)

202 "Ugh, she's so gross. Not just physically or politically."

_____________________

I always say this but, there are always these little gems that ace sneaks in. This made me laugh !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

203 Elon Musk Will Address Twitter Staff Following Internal Outrage at His Appointment to Board of Directors

"Folks, Twitter employees, the line to blow me starts over here on the left"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (d0Qel)

204 "she's so gross . . . . Not weird Drama Shots."

yeah, and she is spooning with what could be a naked kid. Wellness check ... for the kid.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2022 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

205
Wut all y'all still doing up in heah? Did'eent y'all heah me? I said GO HOME,, NOW GO HOME ALREADY!11!!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 08, 2022 01:38 PM (SWi3y)

206 203 Elon Musk Will Address Twitter Staff Following Internal Outrage at His Appointment to Board of Directors

"Folks, Twitter employees, the line to blow me starts over here on the left"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (d0Qel)

=========

"I will bring the most attractive of you into my rocket to populate the next Earth."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

207
"I will bring the most attractive of you into my rocket to populate the next Earth."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:38

Dsnnit

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (8tNUK)

208 Peter Thiel called Warren Buffet a sociopath grandpa. Thiel has flare.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (AEvJo)

209 He needs to divorce her. The correct answer to any spouse that proposes an open marriage is. Sure, Go right ahead, F whomever you like.

Here are your divorce papers.

Posted by: SkylerKat at April 08, 2022 01:35 PM (SffgZ)

Client intake volume is up 4-10X in 2022 at a certain firm. Trump, pandemic, Tranny uber alles, Brandon's WWIII, media's constant gaslighting and outrage monkey bars, etc. has take a toll on a lot of people and their relationships. Smith and JPS are emblematic of a wider phenomena, I'd gather.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)

210 Ketanji was just making some little speech about her historic nomination. She recited to some quote by Dr Maya Angelou.

Yes, that's right. The worst famous poet ever was a doctor somehow. I think honorary titles from numerous university for her unreadable dreck. But she is now to be referred to as doctor post-humously.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (MxEKc)

211 191 - nevergiveup ...

No, he's not a voting member of MENSA

But he IS a dues-paying Scientologist

watch 'Bowfinger' and the take on 'MindHat'

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (f6tGE)

212 Wow. The bizarre story about Secret Service agents compromised by Iranian or Paki spies just got weirder. Now the story is that the agents involved were assigned not only to DOCTOR Jill, but to Heelsup and Puddinhead, too.

Good thing the investigation has been turned over to the most corrupt "law enforcement" agency in the world.

http://bitly.ws/q9kQ

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (sWM8x)

213 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

214 53 years old and worth $350 million. Folks like that need their ass kicked if they don't have a large, untraceable rainy day fund and a bolt hole. I don't care if it's sunshine everyday, things can go to shit real quick. Smith could be sitting poolside for the rest of his days, "would you care for another drink and shrimp cocktail, Mr. Jones"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (lz5hY)

215 King Richard: The man Will Smith will never be.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (Wnd0C)

216 Elon Musk Will Address Twitter Staff Following Internal Outrage at His Appointment to Board of Directors

"Folks, Twitter employees, the line to blow me starts over here on the left"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:37 PM (d0Qel)

"Anyone want to see my rocket?"

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 01:40 PM (/Uvyv)

217 65 Smith is 53 years old, he's worth $350 million, and his wife has cheated on him multiple times with multiple men.

He better get his ass to divorce court before he ends up in maximum solitary or the morgue.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

Send her bald headed ass packing. What a cuck.

If not that, at least send her to Lace Wigs Are Us

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:40 PM (M+Lyo)

218 210 Yes, that's right. The worst famous poet ever was a doctor somehow. I think honorary titles from numerous university for her unreadable dreck. But she is now to be referred to as doctor post-humously.
Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (MxEKc)

=========

I took a poetry class from the second worst famous poet ever, Nikki Giovanni.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

219 213 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Mmmmm...Kate Upton...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

220 Keep. It. Together.

Posted by: Kit Ramsey at April 08, 2022 01:40 PM (KFhLj)

221 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

Looks like Kate Upton, upside down

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (M+Lyo)

222 213 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

Good old Kate Upton and her jiggly bits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (V6f9+)

223 Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

224 Mmmmm...Kate Upton...
Posted by: T

No

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (8tNUK)

225
There's something really weird going on at the Smith house. I actually remember the rumors about their open marriage years ago, but back then it was Will who talked about it as some great thing, and Jada was the one who was publicly uncomfortable.

I have this sneaking suspicion that he got caught up in something really nefarious, she found out, and is now holding it over his head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (n+4am)

226 180 I miss the Capitol Hill Fox

******

Francis Marion
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:32 PM (m45I2)

Wilbur Mills misses me...

Posted by: Fanny Foxe at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (BgMrQ)

227 But he IS a dues-paying Scientologist

watch 'Bowfinger' and the take on 'MindHat'
Posted by: Thomas Anderson at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (f6tGE)

He is ha. LOL, does not surprise me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (d0Qel)

228 Send her bald headed ass packing. What a cuck.
----------------
Black chicks get crazy. Watch out.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (AEvJo)

229 That Will Smith Twat vid . . . He should have just walked out of the room. And then packed a bag and walked out of the house.

On second thought, no. *He* probably bought that house with *his* earnings. It's his. "Fuggit. Jada, pack your bags and get out. You got one hour. If you say anything, the time goes to 30 minutes. Mark and move."

But he apparently doesn't have the nerve. Or maybe she has some kind of hold on him?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (txdEq)

230 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

If I were a spaceman I'd invade her in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (/Uvyv)

231 Ditch the bitch, Will.

Posted by: Brother Tim (recovering Cylon) at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (Nv+9A)

232 I'll probably be in a jug before we hit a critical mass of serial killers. But we will.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (taPSh)

233 I've seen a man in an emotionally abusive relationship and Will Smith has that look. I'm sure he's no choirboy, but that Jada just strikes me as a really evil person.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (exm8+)

234 .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-. .. -.. .. -. --. / .- - / -. .. --. .... - / --- -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .. -.- . --..-- / .-- . .- .-. / .-- .... .. - . .-.-.-

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (5HBd1)

235 >>>I took a poetry class from the second worst famous poet ever, Nikki Giovanni.

Didn't she teach that Korean bastard that shot up the school?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

236 "Folks, Twitter employees, the line to blow me starts over here on the left"

***

"And if you find that disagreeable, then you're probably not going to like Thursday nights either."

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (wb1YC)

237 She is trying to provoke him into exploding on video so that he goes to jail and she takes all his money.

Posted by: wodun at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (lFga6)

238 He needs to divorce her. The correct answer to any spouse that proposes an open marriage is. Sure, Go right ahead, F whomever you like.

Here are your divorce papers.

Posted by: SkylerKat at April 08, 2022 01:35 PM (SffgZ)

If no prenup, she would get half his shit. And with his career in fvcked and cvcked mode, well, he ain't replacing that amount of dough easily. Oh, don't forget alimony and child support.

They have been married for over 22 years; that's forever in WhoreyWood time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (F0YaR)

239 Will. Please leave - the kids are grown and on their own. If not for you and your wellbeing, for them.

There are far better days ahead for you without that torment and abomination. Seek the light, walk away from that darkness...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (zL/eJ)

240 Remember a long while back where Amy was bangable for about a week?
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022

***
Not long after 9/11, wasn't it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (txdEq)

241 Muldoon, the Horde's own Living National Treasure !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Seconded !

BTW, Muldoon, your book arrived today.

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (arJlL)

242 But he apparently doesn't have the nerve. Or maybe she has some kind of hold on him?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (txdEq)

Yeah. California family court.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (II3Gr)

243 Don't forget he has a son, now a daughter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't now have a son that was once a daughter also?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (ZafiO)

244 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm a NesQuick guy myself...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (BgMrQ)

245 I love a parade. And Broadway show tunes.

Posted by: Will S. at April 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Xrfse)

246 235 >>>I took a poetry class from the second worst famous poet ever, Nikki Giovanni.

Didn't she teach that Korean bastard that shot up the school?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

========

Maybe. I do know that her poem she read at the memorial service was hilariously bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

247 Why in the name of all that is loving and merciful would Amy Schumer feel triggered and traumatized by an event that had nothing to do with her?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

248 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
Posted by: Duncanthrax

******

The jar is round. The mug is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (m45I2)

249 Gee whiz, he should just go for the clean break now. No one would think less of him since it's clear she has zero respect for him as a person or partner. I mean really, could anyone think less of him than now... it's all uphill from here and the perfect chance to escape that dead end.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ftFVW)

250 NGU, other than people being injured or killed (but all volunteers, whattayagonnado?) or taxpayer assets destroyed, not really sure I see the so-what of mental cases being welcomed into the service. What % of military-age yute are physically suitable these days? Small number, I think. Put that in an all-volunteer context, and beggars can't be choosers.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (OTzUX)

251 224 Mmmmm...Kate Upton...
Posted by: T

No
Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (8tNUK)

Pretty sure that IS Kate Upton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (dNqv+)

252 Jesus.. yeah she looks plain evil and he looks broken. Standing in line at the supermarket that's all the tabloids are covering. Well, that and the various Biden scandals.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (nxdel)

253 "Didn't this person fix our marriage great?"

"Fuck off, bitch."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

254 This zero-g bikini blonde would rather play than linger on Will Smith's destruction:
https://is.gd/lmVdi9
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (DU+/6)

***

Nice.
And thanks for the reminder that I'm out of milk.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (wb1YC)

255 If only there was some sort of written formula, or code of conduct for maintaining successful interpersonal relationships.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (fj2YZ)

256 232 I'll probably be in a jug before we hit a critical mass of serial killers. But we will.
Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (taPSh)

Oh, do you read Sutter Cane?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

257 This is why I avoid other people's drama.

Posted by: torabora at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (M6mf7)

258 BTW, Muldoon, your book arrived today.
Posted by: JT

******

Enjoy!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (m45I2)

259 I'm willing to bet right now that this 2 year old "son" of hers will end up on some spectrum of the queer rainbow within 10 years, probably less. He may have already told her he's aleosexual or w/e it is. $100 right now, any takers?

Posted by: docweasel at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (xkubo)

260 Federal employees lacked standing to sue the federal government over the vaccine mandate.

Two judges on the appeals court panel did not directly address that matter, but found that plaintiffs, a group of federal employees, should have taken their complaints to different venues.

They should have waited to be fired, then filed a complaint with the merits board.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (qnVBz)

261 Jada Plinkett Smith. Is. Hawt.

Posted by: V'Ger running the Persis Khambatta GUI at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (PiwSw)

262 Why in the name of all that is loving and merciful would Amy Schumer feel triggered and traumatized by an event that had nothing to do with her?

She doesn't. She's just a narsissistic bitch trying to get attention.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (nxdel)

263 Gotta admire "doctor" Jill's ex for telling her to pack her s**t and get out when he found out she was cheating on him with Joey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (fe2tf)

264 I've said it before, I'll say it again: it is an open secret that Will Smith is gay and Jada is bi.
The marriage from the beginning is an "arrangement."
So him being "cucked" isn't exactly the right term here.
That doesn't change the fact that it appears Jada is emotionally abusive to Will but her having the upper hand in this "marriage" is probably more to do with the fact that she knows the truth and can expose him at any minute.
She is clearly jealous af that he is the one who ended up with the bigger career while she got 2 seasons on Gotham and not much else. She was clearly hoping for a Nicole Kidman career payout.

Posted by: Venus at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (YVBLw)

265 That conservative bastion of manliness Jack Murphy should do the wellness check(s) on Will Smith. Maybe he can help Will with the eroticizing of jealousy thing.

Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (0jZnq)

266 256 232 I'll probably be in a jug before we hit a critical mass of serial killers. But we will.
Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 01:42 PM (taPSh)

Oh, do you read Sutter Cane?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

=========

No, but my favorite color is blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

267 Sinead Pinkett Smith is disturbing. Would she be anywhere if she weren't married to Will Smith? Is there a good reason to stay married to her besides $$$?

Posted by: Baldy at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (ov3Rn)

268 Yeah you can tell how genuine and heartfelt something is by how they get someone to take a picture of it while posing.

But... when's the last time Amy Schumer had a gig? I, too, am taking time off from my acting career because of the trauma I felt from Amy Schumer's last stand up routine. Its great, we can all do it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

269 Does anybody even know Morse code anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 01:16 PM

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

Is this some kind of joke?!?
It says ipsum lorem!

Posted by: Louis Braille at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (7bRMQ)

270 Jada has info that Will has sucked a lot of penis. That's the only explanation I can think of.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (towrt)

271 That conservative bastion of manliness Jack Murphy should do the wellness check(s) on Will Smith. Maybe he can help Will with the eroticizing of jealousy thing.
Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (0jZnq)

Well they're both cucks and like getting pegged
#Allegedly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (V6f9+)

272 268 But... when's the last time Amy Schumer had a gig? I, too, am taking time off from my acting career because of the trauma I felt from Amy Schumer's last stand up routine. Its great, we can all do it!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

===========

She's got a new HULU show out now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

273 259 I'm willing to bet right now that this 2 year old "son" of hers will end up on some spectrum of the queer rainbow within 10 years, probably less. He may have already told her he's aleosexual or w/e it is. $100 right now, any takers?
Posted by: docweasel at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (xkubo)

Sucker's bet. She already uses him as an emotional support object. Kid's going to be fucked up, guaranteed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:47 PM (II3Gr)

274 I've said it before, I'll say it again: it is an open secret that Will Smith is gay and Jada is bi.

Well, its rumored that Will Smith like boys and girls, but frankly I don't care, what a loser. Good luck getting those primo roles now, idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

275 A few comments about the mentally ill being allowed to enlist and not one Marine Corps joke?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 08, 2022 01:47 PM (lz5hY)

276 The judges also said the plaintiffs could have challenged an agency's proposed action against them before filing the suit and before getting vaccinated by filing a complaint with the Office of Special Counsel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:47 PM (qnVBz)

277 She is woman, hear her roar.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ZpkZT)

278 Pretty sure that IS Kate Upton.

He just likes to say no.

Posted by: Will S. at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (Xrfse)

279 That is the perfect example of toxic femininity.

Posted by: redchief at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (+wSPk)

280 Is it still possible someone's acting career could be harmed by gayness?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

281 What goes on in the Smith household is really none of my business. This need to live in the public eye at all times is sick, and harmful. I don't need to look at that crap. Custody of the Eyes is a real thing, and maybe a few more folks should practice it for their own sake and that of those they were ogling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (okGHj)

282 255 If only there was some sort of written formula, or code of conduct for maintaining successful interpersonal relationships.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 01:45 PM (fj2YZ)

Yeah - its two elements. First is mutual respect if you want respect. Second is channeling Ike Turner after two cases of Schlitz if yo azz steps outta line and needs adjusted...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (zL/eJ)

283 275 A few comments about the mentally ill being allowed to enlist and not one Marine Corps joke?
----------------
The mentally ill join the Navy. Not much to say about that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (AEvJo)

284 @264 wasn't she catwoman? or was that another untalented charity hire from the Hollywood diversity police that crashed and burned spectacularly and proved why 'black women don't get starring roles' is because no one comes to see the movie? 2 part question I guess.

Posted by: docweasel at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (xkubo)

285 There's a guy on YouTube, HG Tudor, who claims to be a self-aware narcissist. His channel is all about narcissism and his views are quite interesting.

He's been covering Will Smith and Jada a lot since the slap. He has gone through their history and identified Jada as a narcissist and Smith as an empath. Once you learn about Smith's background, it becomes obvious that he will probably never leave her no matter how badly she mistreat him. His earlier life was pretty sad and messed up.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (rF64X)

286 283 275 A few comments about the mentally ill being allowed to enlist and not one Marine Corps joke?
----------------
The mentally ill join the Navy. Not much to say about that.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:48 PM (AEvJo)

Ah, so you're going with the old classification of homosexuality as mental illness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (II3Gr)

287 Why in the name of all that is loving and merciful would Amy Schumer feel triggered and traumatized by an event that had nothing to do with her?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

Because she is a an idiot? I'm just guessing, but I bet I'm getting warm.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (F0YaR)

288 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

289 Before Amy Schumer was impregnated, when she was stressed and depressive, she'd curl up every evening on the divan with a spiral ham.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (Wnd0C)

290 I thought being gay in hollywood was a bonus?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (qnVBz)

291 There's no way Tommy Lee Jones can save Will this time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (AEvJo)

292 JPS was canned from a CW comics book TV show for bad acting. You have to admit it takes some talent to be that bad of an actor.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (4TZI4)

293 All Will Smith really needs to do is to marry a good woman who can teach him how to be a man.
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022

***
To find one, all he needs to do is use Ace's non-existent time machine to go back to, I dunno, maybe the Forties?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (txdEq)

294 I don't know why Will Smith puts up with this psychos skank. He is Hollywood royalties and could have a harem of hot young starlettes. Seems it would be worth losing half his fortune to end the pain and enjoy life.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (MxEKc)

295 Pretty sure that IS Kate Upton.

That's Kate Upsidedownton.

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (arJlL)

296 That is the perfect example of toxic femininity.

Toxic Matriarchy is something nobody wants to talk about and is outraged or shocked when you even mention the term.

Is it still possible someone's acting career could be harmed by gayness?

Yes. Let's put it this way: Melissa Etheridge had a successful musical career until she announced she was a lesbian. Now all those kinda hot songs you could imagine she was singing about you were... wierd. It killed the vibe.

Now imagine you're a woman who watches Will Smith and gets all hot and bothered by his hip manly portrayals with glistening pectorals and he announces he likes dudes and not you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

297 Halle Berry was cattatawoman

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (qnVBz)

298 Because she is a an idiot? I'm just guessing, but I bet I'm getting warm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (F0YaR)

Had to play an angle to get some attention for herself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (II3Gr)

299 Yep, and just like every other good leftist, she can dish it out but can't take a man bitchslapping another man. It's traumatizing, you see. But she'll act like a total badass and say "gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay" a million times on the broadcast.

You're a real Norma Rae there, Amy. Reminds me of Kathy Griffin. She was so stunning and brave with the head of Donald Trump on that mag cover, but when people call her on it, she curls up in a fetal position.

And what kind of man slaps another man? Isn't that kind of a pussy thing to do?

Posted by: Matticus Finch at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (mENHL)

300 49 Gee whiz, he should just go for the clean break now. No one would think less of him since it's clear she has zero respect for him as a person or partner. I mean really, could anyone think less of him than now... it's all uphill from here and the perfect chance to escape that dead end.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ftFVW)

Ah. The Mickey Rourke gambit.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (Qhnrt)

301 she'd curl up every evening on the divan with a spiral ham.
--------------
Thats hawt. Was it a Honey Baked Spiral Ham?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (AEvJo)

302 Bastards killed the baby Foxes,

Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (2JoB8)

303 Will Smith may enjoy being the victim.
If that's the case all the sympathy in the world only reinforces his preferred role.

Half of his wealth is surely worth more than the loss of his public persona.

Posted by: old chick at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (sOete)

304 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

Oh fuck me you can smell the crazy coming off her.

And almost no straight man would care. I certainly wouldn't. I'd say to hell with it, worth the risk.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (wmDcS)

305 80 You put my name in your mouth? Guess what? A gun is next.
Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 08, 2022 01:19 PM (tIQ9+)

Scary.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (ZpkZT)

306
Reminds me of how much hollywood celerys just love posting pics of themselves BATHING with their children.*

*Adopted, included. Especially their pre-teen adopted children, actually. Hmmm, odd.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:52 PM (HDwZv)

307 Is it still possible someone's acting career could be harmed by gayness?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh

***
Will became a star in the 1990s when that shit was a career killer.

At this point, the scandal will be the 40 years of lies.

Plus, he and Jada are down low Scientologists, and being an "out" gay is a no no there (see: John Travolta and Tom Cruise).

Posted by: Venus at April 08, 2022 01:52 PM (YVBLw)

308 54 28 Is Will Smith on drugs? Serious question. In all these Cuck Videos, he seems distant and semi-conscious, like he's not comprehending reality. Has he been spending time with Hunter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

I'm no expert but he looks more like he's emotionally broken than on drugs. When you're in the middle of shit like that dissociation is not uncommon, in which you do feel disconnected from reality.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (II3Gr)

Heavy Duty Tranquilizers?

Posted by: rd at April 08, 2022 01:52 PM (Z32m1)

309 https://tinyurl.com/5cw35c3c

Just flying in briefly to leave this. Too bad this woman is not around to give a wellness check. Dr. Mildred Jefferson, first African American woman to graduate from Harvard Medical School in 1952. First African American woman surgeon in hospital in Boston. She was a humble, devout Christian who believed in the right to life. I had not heard of here before, but now I have and I'm glad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2022 01:52 PM (e6ZDK)

310 287 Why in the name of all that is loving and merciful would Amy Schumer feel triggered and traumatized by an event that had nothing to do with her?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

Because she is a an idiot? I'm just guessing, but I bet I'm getting warm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (F0YaR)

She learned well from AOC thinking the Jan 6 folks were coming to rape her, even though she was no where near them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (okGHj)

311 @273 Why can't she get a yappy little dog or a pot bellied pig and fuck that up? Why do these hollywood monsters have to fuck up little kids? My god, look at the Smith kids, those are some messed up little brats.

Posted by: docweasel at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (xkubo)

312 293 All Will Smith really needs to do is to marry a good woman who can teach him how to be a man.
Posted by: Stateless at April 08, 2022

***
To find one, all he needs to do is use Ace's non-existent time machine to go back to, I dunno, maybe the Forties?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (txdEq)

------

I'm sure the HQ's dating and medical advice department could help Will. For a small fee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (fe2tf)

313
Ace, did you see 64 yr old "Madonna's" latest post on instagram?

Holyfuckingshit!

She's so proud of her stretched-out face. She looks Grotesque.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (HDwZv)

314 This is in connection to nothing in the thread, it just cracked me up.

Someone sued Kellog over poptarts because they aren't nutritious. The judge tossed the case out because nobody sane believes Poptarts are nutritious.

Its just not often you get a proper, reasonable judicial response to these asinine lawsuits. We need more judges going "your lawsuit is bullcrap, now get out of my court before I charge you with contempt you pathetic waste of skin"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

315 Melissa Etheridge had a successful musical career until she announced she was a lesbian. Now all those kinda hot songs you could imagine she was singing about you were... wierd. It killed the vibe.

Just put on Ace's famous busty lesbian video and the vibe is back, baby.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

316 Weird people gotta weird.

Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (gktX6)

317 Put that in an all-volunteer context, and beggars can't be choosers.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2022 01:44 PM (OTzUX)

They are very often non-deployable. So not much use to anyone.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (d0Qel)

318 Will, if you're out there, just close one or two bank accounts, pack up the Kruggerands and baldy's jewelry and go out for a pack of smokes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (lz5hY)

319
Last I saw, the number of military age people in the country who can actually meet requirements is down to around 25% -- somewhere around a quarter. That was down a good bit from a few years ago when it was about a third.

So, fully 3/4 of the military age population would be rejected. They're either too fat or too broken, on psych drugs, criminal records, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Mzdiz)

320 I'm no expert but he looks more like he's emotionally broken than on drugs. When you're in the middle of shit like that dissociation is not uncommon, in which you do feel disconnected from reality.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 01:15 PM (II3Gr)

Heavy Duty Tranquilizers?
Posted by: rd at April 08, 2022 01:52 PM (Z32m1)

Too many times getting hit with the flashy thing...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (PiwSw)

321 Ace, did you see 64 yr old "Madonna's" latest post on instagram?

Holyfuckingshit!

She's so proud of her stretched-out face. She looks Grotesque.

I've called her "Skeletor" for 15 years now, and she's not getting any less like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)

322 304 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

Oh fuck me you can smell the crazy coming off her.

And almost no straight man would care. I certainly wouldn't. I'd say to hell with it, worth the risk.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (wmDcS)

Not hot enough to make up for the obvious drama alert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (dNqv+)

323 We celebrate celebrities.

Therefore it follows that-

We should ignore ignoramuses

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (m45I2)

324
**Warning**

This will make you sick. Also, you will not believe it's "Madonna," nor will you believe this is a real human being:

https://youtu.be/j_JhED_ptyw?t=8

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (HDwZv)

325 Well, its rumored that Will Smith like boys and girls, but frankly I don't care, what a loser. Good luck getting those primo roles now, idiot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

******

If you mean YOUNG boys and girls, then I've heard that too.
If you mean adult boys and girls, it is my opinion that a man who takes D is gay, I don't care how many females he also f**ks.

Posted by: Venus at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (YVBLw)

326 Oh fuck me you can smell the crazy coming off her.

And almost no straight man would care. I certainly wouldn't. I'd say to hell with it, worth the risk.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (wmDcS)
++++
Yeah. She'd be real fun right up until she harvested your kidneys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

327 I feel sorry for the kids.

The divorce settlement can be so traumatizing. Which parent gets custody of their favorite nanny?

Posted by: rd at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

328 So, fully 3/4 of the military age population would be rejected. They're either too fat or too broken, on psych drugs, criminal records, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Mzdiz)

The chicoms are counting on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (d0Qel)

329 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

She seems awfully pleased with herself.

She also set her makeup shotgun to "whore".

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (h5TKJ)

330 We should ignore ignoramuses
-----------------
Explain Biden?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (AEvJo)

331 The chicoms are counting on it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (d0Qel)

They're in even worse shape, if the rumors are remotely true.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (wmDcS)

332 >>>Thats hawt. Was it a Honey Baked Spiral Ham?

>Black Forest ham.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (Wnd0C)

333 Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

She's no Mariel Hemingway...

She'd be a few 10ths faster if she stripped off a pound of that makeup.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (BgMrQ)

334 329 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

She looks like she would dump you in the middle of sex.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

335 Why in the name of all that is loving and merciful would Amy Schumer feel triggered and traumatized by an event that had nothing to do with her?

I have some guesses

1) Her show is tanking and is going to be canceled so she's acting like her trauma kept her from working on it so it had to shut down
2) She is basically being ignored and is a nonentity, so she needs attention
3) She's traumatized by realizing she's an unattractive and uncharismatic person in show business and needs an excuse to whine that doesn't draw attention to that
4) all of the above

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

336 So, fully 3/4 of the military age population would be rejected. They're either too fat or too broken, on psych drugs, criminal records, etc.

And those who do qualify want nothing to do with Millie's Thoroughly Modern Military. I saw a story the other day that all branches will miss their recruiting targets badly for the first time ever. This is why I laugh when liberals insist the military will overrun America's gun owners.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)

337
"madonna" looks she went to a "surgeon" and held up a photo of Waylon Jennings' puppet "Madame" and said, "Make me look exactly like this!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (HDwZv)

338 I feel sorry for the kids.

If I remember correctly the kids are already fucked up. bisexual or crap like that. The time to save those kids, that ship has sailed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (d0Qel)

339 What is wrong with Madonna's eyes?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (PiwSw)

340 Melissa Etheridge had a successful musical career until she announced she was a lesbian. Now all those kinda hot songs you could imagine she was singing about you were... wierd. It killed the vibe.

Just put on Ace's famous busty lesbian video and the vibe is back, baby.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

I get the same vibe regarding Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Ick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (xPJvm)

341

Pink Floyd is releasing a new single "Hey Hey Rise Up" on Friday in support of the people of Ukraine, the band said in a statement on Thursday.

It's the first new music from the band since 1994, and all proceeds will go to Ukrainian humanitarian relief, the statement added.
The song is performed by guitarist David Gilmour and drummer Nick Mason, with bass player Guy Pratt and Nitin Sawhney on keyboard, according to the statement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

342 Yeah. She'd be real fun right up until she harvested your kidneys.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

She's one where the cops get called to your apartment constantly, but the make-up sex is worth it.

Luckly for me, I'm pretty sure she doesn't go for clean-cut white dudes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (wmDcS)

343 335 4) all of the above
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Apparently her new show, according to an article on The Federalist, is all about how Fourth Wave Feminism leaves women empty shells with nothing but unhappiness.

It is not clear if she knows that's what the show actually says.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

344 And what kind of man slaps another man? Isn't that kind of a pussy thing to do?

Posted by: Matticus Finch at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (mENHL)

A man slaps an inferior, punches an equal, and takes it from a superior.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2022 01:58 PM (7bRMQ)

345 "madonna" looks she went to a "surgeon" and held up a photo of Waylon Jennings' puppet "Madame" and said, "Make me look exactly like this!"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Doncha mean Wayland Flowers?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Msys3)

346 And what kind of man slaps another man? Isn't that kind of a pussy thing to do?

Posted by: Matticus Finch at April 08, 2022 01:50 PM (mENHL)

Nah, a slap is about pain and insult, not actual injury. He wasn't trying to harm Chris Rock, just respond to an insult.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:58 PM (wmDcS)

347 I get the same vibe regarding Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Ick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

You don't know what it's like. You don't have a clue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (qnVBz)

348 342 Yeah. She'd be real fun right up until she harvested your kidneys.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

Pretty sure she would take a phone call in the middle of doing it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

349
Doncha mean Wayland Flowers?
Posted by: Tonypete

Yeah.
What'd I say?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (HDwZv)

350
Oh fuck me you can smell the crazy coming off her.

And almost no straight man would care. I certainly wouldn't. I'd say to hell with it, worth the risk.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (wmDcS)

That schtick was hotter when Michelle Jenneke did it 10 years ago. It helped that MJ didn't come off as a bunny-boiler.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (n+4am)

351 288 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)
________________________________

I dunno, that video gives me weird tranny vibes . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

352 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw
Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)
Oh fuck me you can smell the crazy coming off her.
And almost no straight man would care. I certainly wouldn't. I'd say to hell with it, worth the risk.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (wmDcS)
Not hot enough to make up for the obvious drama alert.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (dNqv+)

She clearly loves the camera. She'd let you make a sex tape with her and post it to porn hub.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (iQeGO)

353 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

Holy smokes, that's hot

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

354 >>>And what kind of man slaps another man? Isn't that kind of a pussy thing to do?

>That's a challenge for a duel. Derringers at ten paces.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 08, 2022 02:00 PM (Wnd0C)

355 She is begging to be on a tv show.

Posted by: Forensic Files Episodes R US at April 08, 2022 02:00 PM (hFnOD)

356 I get the same vibe regarding Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Ick.

Yeah all those songs clearly about sex take on a totally different feel once you know he's a homo. No, Rob. You are not my Turbo Lover.

It is not clear if she knows that's what the show actually says.

Kind of like how Sex in the City was all about how empty, soul-destroying, and awful the lifestyle they were living was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

357 That schtick was hotter when Michelle Jenneke did it 10 years ago. It helped that MJ didn't come off as a bunny-boiler.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (n+4am)

Yeah, Michelle was just wiggly. Kennedy Smith comes off as a THOT..though, she can run damn fast, props for that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 02:01 PM (V6f9+)

358 Soothsayer - Waylon Jennings.

Scary thing is I knew who you meant.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Msys3)

359 But, Ace, she has staged kids' story books on her bed to make it appear that she is a really caring mom.

...

LeBron would be proud.

No wait. Amy Schumer just Amy Schumered LeBron James. This is fantastic.

So perfectly staged. No books on a bed with the covers all mussed around would ever be so perfectly lined up.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2022 02:01 PM (z9npv)

360 So, fully 3/4 of the military age population would be rejected. They're either too fat or too broken, on psych drugs, criminal records, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Mzdiz)

That looks exactly like the requirements for the military the junta is looking for.

Wish I was just kidding.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Qhnrt)

361 327 I feel sorry for the kids.

The divorce settlement can be so traumatizing. Which parent gets custody of their favorite nanny?
Posted by: rd at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

If they ever get divorced, she's the one who will leave him. Unless there's an effective intervention, He will stay and take her abuse until one of them dies or she leaves him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 08, 2022 02:01 PM (rF64X)

362 331 The chicoms are counting on it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2022 01:55 PM (d0Qel)

They're in even worse shape, if the rumors are remotely true.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (wmDcS)

They are - the 'Party' is in turmoil, Xi is power drunk, money reserves are shrinking, the young are fed up with the commie's heavy hands, and the PLA wants power in the GOV.

China as normal, for 6k years....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (zL/eJ)

363 What is wrong with Madonna's eyes?

They've seen...unspeakable things.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (Xrfse)

364 Now do Hell Bent for Leather.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (smQrm)

365 Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

I thought Will Smith's main home was in Miami.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

366 I dunno, that video gives me weird tranny vibes

Yeah I get that too. Maybe just terrible makeup but "beautiful???" dude, whoever made that video, just no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

367 Now I've got a mental image of Waylon Jennings doing a ventriloquist bitt with his hand up Minnie Pearl's...well...you know.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (m45I2)

368 365 Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

I thought Will Smith's main home was in Miami.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

369
Homer learns the glove slap:

https://tinyurl.com/zrx436d

Sir, I demand satisfaction. I challenge you on the field of honor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Mzdiz)

370 367 Now I've got a mental image of Waylon Jennings doing a ventriloquist bitt with his hand up Minnie Pearl's...well...you know.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (m45I2)

Dairy air?

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (iQeGO)

371 367 Now I've got a mental image of Waylon Jennings doing a ventriloquist bitt with his hand up Minnie Pearl's...well...you know.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (m45I2)

Apologize!

Posted by: Muldoon's Grandma at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (II3Gr)

372 What is wrong with Madonna's eyes?

*******

Like a Sturgeon?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (m45I2)

373 Ketanji was just making some little speech about her historic nomination. She recited to some quote by Dr Maya Angelou.

Yes, that's right. The worst famous poet ever was a doctor somehow. I think honorary titles from numerous university for her unreadable dreck. But she is now to be referred to as doctor post-humously.
Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2022 01:39 PM (MxEKc)
_____________

Like DOCTOR MLK. Who plagiarized his doctoral dissertation, as Boston University determined after his death, but declined to rescind his Ph.D.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

374 The sprinter. I am dumb enough to risk Castle Anthrax.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (KFhLj)

375 I think marriage can survive anything except contempt. I see nothing but contempt between the Smiths.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (lgeFv)

376 Bastards killed the baby Foxes,
Posted by: Skip's Phone at April 08, 2022 01:51 PM (2JoB

Those same DC bastards abort full term babies. We just had 5 dead babies found in some freak's apartment this week. And no Democrat in DC wants to investigate the likely infanticide.

Posted by: rd at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Z32m1)

377 374 The sprinter. I am dumb enough to risk Castle Anthrax.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (KFhLj)

========

Well, she has been naughty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

378 Sorry Grandma!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (m45I2)

379 What is wrong with Madonna's eyes?

*******

Like a Sturgeon?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (m45I2)

LOL
CC: Al Yankovic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (V6f9+)

380 Cali is community property state. She gets half unless prenuptial. I would believe he has tons more money brought into the marriage.

I thought Will Smith's main home was in Miami.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022

***
Half of 350 mil is 175. Plenty enough to live on *sensibly* and recover from her toxic atmosphere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (txdEq)

381 In West Philadelphia, born and raised
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 02:03 PM (II3Gr)
____________

I'm collecting data re my conjecture that inclusion of a geographic locant describes a ghetto neighborhood. Is that true in this case?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

382 353 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw

Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022 01:49 PM (V6f9+)

Holy smokes, that's hot
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Succubus.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Qhnrt)

383 374 The sprinter. I am dumb enough to risk Castle Anthrax.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (KFhLj)

Fake name, fake phone number, fake address. Pay cash for everything. Use a rental car.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (II3Gr)

384 366 I dunno, that video gives me weird tranny vibes

Yeah I get that too. Maybe just terrible makeup but "beautiful???" dude, whoever made that video, just no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)
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I'd actually rather have that black girl she's with in the beginning of the video. At least just based on the video.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

385 @309 FenelonSpoke-What good would a female abortion activist do Will Smith? He needs Kevin Samuels not Mildred Jefferson.

Posted by: JROD at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (0jZnq)

386 I get the same vibe regarding Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Ick.

Yeah all those songs clearly about sex take on a totally different feel once you know he's a homo. No, Rob. You are not my Turbo Lover.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

Ram It Down
Hell Bent For Leather
Take These Chains
Grinder
Eat Me Alive

Nawww, totes not ghey...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (n+4am)

387 Those same DC bastards abort full term babies. We just had 5 dead babies found in some freak's apartment this week. And no Democrat in DC wants to investigate the likely infanticide.
Posted by: rd

My best trick was to convince many that I don't exist.
heh, heh

Posted by: stan at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (Msys3)

388 375 I think marriage can survive anything except contempt. I see nothing but contempt between the Smiths.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (lgeFv)
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I hold them both in contempt, along with Congress. Does that count?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (YqDXo)

389 She has, to me, a sort of "late 90s/early 00s" vibe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (wmDcS)

390 Like a Sturgeon?

Hooked on the very first line.
Like a sturgeon.
Your tacklebox next to mine.

Posted by: gay fishing poetry at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (KFhLj)

391 Fake name, fake phone number, fake address. Pay cash for everything. Use a rental car.
Posted by: Insomniac

And for goodness sake, don't let her tie you up!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 02:07 PM (Msys3)

392 Madonna vid looks like a fun mirror. I wonder what she looks like just normal with the fish lens effect.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 08, 2022 02:07 PM (towrt)

393 This is why I laugh when liberals insist the military will overrun America's gun owners.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)
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The other reason is that a significant portion of those gun owners are former military and have the same training and skills.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2022 02:08 PM (YIVH2)

394 Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star

She's certainly quite fond of herself.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 02:08 PM (Xrfse)

395 Speaking of women with 'danger' written all over:
https://youtu.be/u9ObOuAByAw
*
Kennedy Smith, Aggie track star
I say we cast her in Personal Best 2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 08, 2022
*
Succubus.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022
***
She'll have an OnlyFans account soon enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 02:08 PM (txdEq)

396 Nawww, totes not ghey...

Yeah, when he announced he was gay everyone was like "oh, *yeah*, ok, now those album titles make sense".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

397 I'd actually rather have that black girl she's with in the beginning of the video. At least just based on the video.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2022 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
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She was very good-looking. I was wondering which one the video was going to focus on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

398 She'll have an OnlyFans account soon enough.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 02:08 PM (txdEq)

It's only about ten bucks a month, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (wNE07)

399 Holy smokes, that's hot
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Succubus.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Qhnrt)

Hey baby! My name's Bus.

Posted by: Succu at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (7bRMQ)

400 Waylon Jennings and a puppet? That makes today worth it.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (taPSh)

401 110 92 Is there an actual rehab clinic for cucks?
They'd need an entire wing for NeverTrump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 01:21 PM (fe2tf)

Problem is they ENJOY being cucked.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 08, 2022 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

I believe this.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 02:09 PM (ZpkZT)

402 Sponge!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 08, 2022 02:10 PM (XfSUX)

403 Madonna and Khloe Kardashian look like sisters to me.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2022 02:10 PM (rJ48h)

404 There's already the BangBus so I guess a SuckYouBus isn't out of the question.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 02:10 PM (II3Gr)

405 Sprinter chick looks has strong narcissist vibes. Probably bad news for any guy (or chick) she gets involved with.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 08, 2022 02:11 PM (rF64X)

406 If you're gay and a Billy Bad Ass you get all the tail you want. Its really something to see.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 08, 2022 02:11 PM (AEvJo)

407

noood cocksucker

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 02:11 PM (HDwZv)

408 I always suspected Jessi Colter was lip synching.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2022 02:12 PM (m45I2)

409 There's already the BangBus so I guess a SuckYouBus isn't out of the question.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022

***
The incubus (male sexual demon) and the succubus (female) were supposed to be the same entity, just transformed according to the sex of the victim. I suppose an incubus might try to seduce a gay man, a succubus a lesbian.

On the one hand that ruins the "succubus" idea for me. On the other, well, lesbian pr0n featuring an actual demon is sort of hot. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 02:13 PM (txdEq)

410 Incubus vs. succubus: There is a chapter in James Blish's Black Easter that deals with this in a very but darkly erotic way. Everything about the scene is a master class in writing: mood, word choice, pacing, sexual power (though it is not explicit), plus chills down your spine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2022 02:15 PM (txdEq)

411 Nawww, totes not ghey...

"Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming."
--Austin Powers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

412 189 In fairness, there is no amount of money staying with somebody that hates you. Give her everything, go get another gig
Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 01:34 PM (8tNUK)

But how can you KNOW.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 02:22 PM (ZpkZT)

413 She was very good-looking. I was wondering which one the video was going to focus on.

I was hoping it was her, but alas...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2022 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

414 **Warning**

This will make you sick. Also, you will not believe it's "Madonna," nor will you believe this is a real human being:

https://youtu.be/j_JhED_ptyw?t=8
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 08, 2022 01:54 PM (HDwZv)

Watched a couple of seconds. Drooping eyelids and pinpoint pupils and moving with excessive slowness: She's high AF.

That doesn't even get into her distorting her face from plastic surgery. Why people mutilate themselves, I just don't understand.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 08, 2022 02:32 PM (pJWtt)

415 I will never believe "the slap" was not staged. Even if only Rock and Smith were in on it.

Posted by: leber at April 08, 2022 02:56 PM (PUylJ)

416 Ummm. It was a joke JRod. She was a doctor and so could do a medical intervention if necessary and it was more to post a little about her life. Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2022 03:10 PM (K8yEd)

417 375 I think marriage can survive anything except contempt. I see nothing but contempt between the Smiths.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2022 02:04 PM (lgeFv)

I haven't seen him being contemptuous of her.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2022 03:10 PM (ZpkZT)

418 What a freak show. The Pussywhipper and the Pussywhippee going after each other to see who can out-humiliate each other.

Posted by: Dantes at April 08, 2022 03:18 PM (fVKtH)

419 Last time Amy was talking about sleeping with a small child Amy molested her sister.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at April 08, 2022 03:52 PM (cJqki)

420 Will Smith should team up with Johnny Depp like Catherine Zeta-Jones and Ren�e Zellweger at the end of Chicago.

Posted by: Sam at April 08, 2022 04:46 PM (ohyxL)

421 @374
If you did you'd find yourself
doing the same thing too

Posted by: docweasel at April 08, 2022 08:12 PM (xkubo)

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