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OnlyFans Model Undergoes Brain Surgery; Posts Nude Selfies To Her Account While Recovering In Intensive Care Unit
(And Open Thread Of Course)

Don't blame me. I'm just reporting the news as it comes across my News Desk.

This is dedication. This is the embodiment of work ethic.


Ruby May, 25, had been suffering from frequent spells of dizziness, followed by a sharp pressure headache that would last for around 10 seconds each time.

After visiting the doctors, she was diagnosed with Chiari malformation, a rare condition where a section of the skull is deformed and puts pressure on the spinal cord.

Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram, was admitted for surgery earlier this month and spent five days recovering.

However she still managed to update her dedicated fans while in her hospital gown.

"I can never bring myself to stop working and I took nudes in the bed in my hospital gown the day after surgery," Ruby, who says she has made serious money on OnlyFans, said.

Screenshot (1922).png


More pics at the NY Post.

"I was being checked on every hour to make sure I didn't have any brain damage," she added. "I had to have a catheter in for 24 hours and couldn’t lift my head properly for a while."

And yet she soldiered on with the selfies.

#CommissionEarned


A google search of "Ruby May Onlyfans" will likely answer any other questions the discerning pervert may have.

Also, she has a YouTube account, which is not really safe for work. Bra and bikini type stuff.

She talks about her then-upcoming brain surgery here, so maybe you can justify it to your boss as Important Medical Information.


And speaking of:

Remember the guy who said, "For every 100 likes, I'll make 'Beto' O'Rourke's buck teeth bigger?

Well, had to share: This guy said "For every 25 likes, I'll make Ben Shapiro's sister's boobs bigger."

Here's a more wholesome palate cleaner:

Posted by: Ace at 04:45 PM




Comments

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1 Huh?

Posted by: klaftern at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (taPSh)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

3 Boom

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (HvJ69)

4 Nice rack.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (Fe7iT)

5 I love hard hitting political commentary like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

6 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2022 03:46 PM (HvJ69)

7 One lucky candystriper gets to fluff those dirty pillows.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:47 PM (Fe7iT)

8 Inspirational role models matter.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 03:47 PM (eGTCV)

9 She has a brain?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 03:47 PM (bVYXr)

10 I ah ... I got nothin'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2022 03:47 PM (p6Md5)

11 Hey, remember when OnlyFans was almost shut down -- why didn't that happen?

Posted by: John Wick at April 04, 2022 03:48 PM (MmndN)

12 All the news with big bazongas.

It's why we keep coming back.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 03:48 PM (Xw7A2)

13
I would have thought we'd get a Sponge!Bath joke before we hit 10 Comments.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:48 PM (Fe7iT)

14 Huh, guess we know where all this "porn literacy" for the kiddies movement leads to. . .

Posted by: John Wick at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (MmndN)

15 News Desk.,,,

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (mmOYv)

16 Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram


Why? What does she do that is so important?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (H4qIP)

17 So is that why those girls are always sticking out their tongue - brain damage? I always wondered.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (Xw7A2)

18 She took nude selfies while she had a catheter? Sex-ay!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

19 Well, this is no brain surgery pron, but . . .


Breaking911
@Breaking911
Sen. Cory Booker quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise. Rise, Sister Jackson, rise, Judge Jackson, all the way to the highest court in the land. When we have that final vote I will rejoice. Ancestors will rejoice!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (FVME7)

20 Sometimes you check for brain damage, sometimes it is obvious.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (fJ+sP)

21 I don't want to live in freak world anymore.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (ou23q)

22 16 Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram


Why? What does she do that is so important?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (H4qIP)

========

She occasionally holds up a bottle of name brand facial wash that then ups their sales by 10,000 units in a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

23 Why? What does she do that is so important?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (H4qIP)

--------------

She's a biologist.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (HvJ69)

24 "I was being checked on every hour to make sure I didn't have any brain damage," she added.
___________

Too late.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (osklw)

25 Looks like she's had work on her rack . Very people have breasts that large without cosmetic work. Sorry she's been hospitalized with an illness however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (GezNK)

26 Still: Huh?

Posted by: klaftern at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (taPSh)

27 >>>She's a biologist.

hah.

Very much so.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (0G13K)

28 Saggy Doo.

Posted by: Squid at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (lDs+e)

29 Rack? You can have that bovine dairy ranch real estate. There are bewbs, and then there's grotesque.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 04, 2022 03:51 PM (c8x1g)

30 Breaking911
@Breaking911
Sen. Cory Booker quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise. Rise, Sister Jackson, rise, Judge Jackson, all the way to the highest court in the land. When we have that final vote I will rejoice. Ancestors will rejoice!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (FVME7)
_______________

Go back to the bathhouse, Cory.

Ancestors will rejoice - but Americans will weep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:51 PM (osklw)

31 Open thread, huh?

So...South Korean vampire movies...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

32 29 Rack? You can have that bovine dairy ranch real estate. There are bewbs, and then there's grotesque.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 04, 2022 03:51 PM (c8x1g)
_____________

Agreed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:52 PM (osklw)

33 I took nudes in the bed in my hospital gown the day after surgery

unclear on the concept?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

34 So...South Korean vampire movies...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

----------------------

I don't get it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (HvJ69)

35 Surgery performed by Dr. Emmerson Bigguns

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (K1yn3)

36 All I can say is:

Norms are restored.

Posted by: blaster at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (02TWF)

37 >>Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram,



About that. . . Instagram Prostitution: The Dark Secret Of Jet-Setting Influencers
https://tinyurl.com/3hu7fp8t

Posted by: John Wick at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (MmndN)

38 I'm hoping the surgery was successful and cured her shyness.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2022 03:53 PM (D6lWx)

39 Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram
_____________

So that's 421,000 retards identified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (osklw)

40 Why? What does she do that is so important?

***

Gives hundreds of thousands of losers the impression they have a girlfriend because they get to spend money and then see her with her shirt off.

p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.

Now that I think about it, I think I finally understand the CNN+ business model...

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (wb1YC)

41 Doggies are funny.

And territorial.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (k4dH2)

42 Boat of migrant from Eastern Europe landed in FL. Hmmmm..

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (FKphP)

43 Donor or recipient?

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

44 >>Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise.

How stupid do you have to be to reach for a metaphor and the best you can come up with is glorifying dust? Does she know what dust is? Does she understand people pay maids to clean dust off of things?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (Xw7A2)

45 Ancestors will rejoice!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (FVME7

Ancestors are in a favor of a woman who gave slaps on the wrist to people downloading child porn, some of whom went out to attack people. Ancestors approve of a woman who refuses to explain the difference between men and women. All her ancestors were transgender? Booker compared her to his mother. His mother would approve of slaps on the wrist to people who downloaded porn with kids as young as two or three?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2022 03:54 PM (GezNK)

46 >>>p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.


hater. You're just jealous of what me and Ruby have together!

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 03:55 PM (0G13K)

47 I mean, in here defense, if you've spent any amount of time in the hospital, your modest kind of goes out the window. In this case, there was no modest to lose in the first place.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 04, 2022 03:55 PM (QYPq3)

48 Reconnaissance unit . I think we are being invaded.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2022 03:55 PM (FKphP)

49 Surgery porn? Is that a thing? I suppose anything is if you've got big tits.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (OHFvg)

50 Why did she have to pay for her surgery in a country with socialized medicine?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (naEeR)

51 Never fuck crazy. Mmmkay?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (HTCOy)

52 Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise.
____________

Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down like the very dog shit on the sidewalk, but still like dog shit, I will stay on your shoe while you track me all over your house."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (osklw)

53 ....it is a nice rack-

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (KUVDn)

54 >>How stupid do you have to be to reach for a metaphor and the best you can come up with is glorifying dust?


It's Maya Angelou.
If you waste any time thinking on Maya Angelou, you are no better than the 400K + losers sending this 6 their money.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (Fe7iT)

55 Total Golden move.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)

56 >>>"I was being checked on every hour to make sure I didn't have any brain damage," she added.



How carefully were they checking?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (Ewmxj)

57 How stupid do you have to be to reach for a metaphor and the best you can come up with is glorifying dust? Does she know what dust is? Does she understand people pay maids to clean dust off of things?
Posted by: Gentlemen
-----
It's a step up from the dinosaur droppings which she has lauded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2022 03:56 PM (XHrkn)

58 @Breaking911
Sen. Cory Booker quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise. Rise, Sister Jackson, rise, Judge Jackson, all the way to the highest court in the land. When we have that final vote I will rejoice. Ancestors will rejoice!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (FVME7)
***

I'd like to thank Cory for reminding everyone that Maya Angelou is primarily junior high school cringe poetry.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (wb1YC)

59 >>>Surgery porn? Is that a thing?

the post has a pic of sutures all up and down the back of her skull.

I was gonna link that but though, "nah, let's just let people explore to their own comfort level"

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (0G13K)

60 This might be the most vain thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (DU+/6)

61 46 >>>p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.


hater. You're just jealous of what me and Ruby have together!
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 03:55 PM (0G13K)

========

Does she know of the other dozen OnlyFans models that you're going steady with?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

62 >>Surgery porn? Is that a thing?


You couldn't have Tranny Midget Clown Surgery Porn if it wasn't/

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (Fe7iT)

63 46 >>>p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.


hater. You're just jealous of what me and Ruby have together!
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 03:55 PM (0G13K)

At least ace isn't addicted to v-tubers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (z5Vrg)

64 Another girl who is cute, but way too heavy. In the first pic Ace posted, she has no waist. My God, standards are low on the 'Net, huh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (txdEq)

65 Sorry if I double posted; my modem went down. Looking forward to electric cars...

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (KUVDn)

66 Entertainment
Ken Ham Announces New Movie Where Dinosaurs Get Loose On The Ark 'Jurassic Ark'
April 2nd, 2022

-
Damn Jeff Goldblum probably kills them all.

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (FVME7)

67 At least ace isn't addicted to v-tubers.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
what is a "v-tuber?" A Virtual Brian Stelter, or something better?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

68 I'd like to thank Cory for reminding everyone that Maya Angelou is primarily junior high school cringe poetry.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (wb1YC)
___________

My kid's English teacher in HS worshipped Angelou, and made the entire year-long class about her only.

And yes, the teacher was a person of melanin, how did you know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (osklw)

69 >>At least ace isn't addicted to v-tubers.


I will watch EdyBot play Elden Ring. No apologies.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (Fe7iT)

70 >>>>p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.


Cows outsmart free milk model, or something. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (MmndN)

71 63
At least ace isn't addicted to v-tubers.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (z5Vrg)

=========

"KPOP!"
-Jonah Goldberg, masturbating furiously

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

72 So KBJ was trod in the dust-more than Clarence Thomas, More than what's his name who was accused on raping someone?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (GezNK)

73 This might be the most vain thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM


She probably thinks this thread is about her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (RkC6l)

74 The pron must flow.

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (gmo/4)

75 I am at a loss for words here, Ace.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 03:59 PM (Vr12I)

76 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (txdEq)
____________

Cute?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (osklw)

77 She gets paid to be nude?
Then who can't?

Posted by: Inogame at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (53oGX)

78 Reconnaissance unit . I think we are being invaded.
Posted by: runner
----
"Apr 01, 2022 · Ukrainians looking to enter the United States through Tijuana are seeking asylum. On Friday, April 1, there were some 1,300 Ukrainians in Tijuana"

How they got to Tijuana escapes me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (XHrkn)

79 75 I am at a loss for words here, Ace.
---------------
She has big tits. Big tits are words.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (HTCOy)

80 >>Then who can't?


Most men.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (Fe7iT)

81 I'd like to thank Cory for reminding everyone that Maya Angelou is primarily junior high school cringe poetry.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 03:57 PM (wb1YC)


Yeah, thank God I went to a redneck public school where you didn't read Angelou unless you went out of your way to.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (Kq2SQ)

82 Udderly amazed it this

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (MmndN)

83 Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise.
____________

I love that I don't know if that's really Mayo Angela or if it's made up tripe making fun of Best Black Poet Ever Mayo Angela

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (GYd5O)

84 How they got to Tijuana escapes me
--------------
Jet planes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (HTCOy)

85 67 At least ace isn't addicted to v-tubers.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
what is a "v-tuber?" A Virtual Brian Stelter, or something better?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6)

Women (hopefully) streaming as pretend anime girl personas.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (z5Vrg)

86 Do these boobs make my brain look big?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (BFigT)

87 Wut?

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse)

88 She has big tits. Big tits are words.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (HTCOy)
____________

The word here is "silicone."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (osklw)

89 Knda fell sorry for Ukraine after the midterms

when the dims realize that Ukraine didn't save their lame asses, they will drop the Ukes like

well. you know the thing

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (us2H3)

90 The video at NYPost is... interesting. She seems mentally regressed.

Posted by: soulpile at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (hiX0r)

91 Women (hopefully) streaming as pretend anime girl personas.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
Huh. Okay, then. I don't get it, but to each his own.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (DU+/6)

92 33 I took nudes in the bed in my hospital gown the day after surgery

unclear on the concept?


It's the brain damage talking.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (Vu7A1)

93 The word here is "silicone."
----------------
I've got a feeling from looking that these melons are real.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (HTCOy)

94 what is a "v-tuber?" A Virtual Brian Stelter, or something better?

People who use virtual avatars in place of their own faces when they're producing videos.

Most are just using cutsie anime avatars and voice changers to attract a certain demographic, but every once in a while you get an Ironmouse whose health leaves her permanently bedridden and isolated. Being a v-tuber has let her interact with people all over the world without worrying about their reaction to her illness.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (naEeR)

95 fell =feel

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (us2H3)

96 I've got a feeling from looking that these melons are real.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (HTCOy)
___________

"They're real! And ridiculous!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (osklw)

97 Cory Booker



Put your pants on Spartacus. - C.R. MacNamara

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

98 She occasionally holds up a bottle of name brand facial wash that then ups their sales by 10,000 units in a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

Wait til Mary Kay gets an "influencer" on Instagram! Their sales will go through the roof, and I won't have to deal with "acquaintances" being consultants anymore. (Not trying to be too harsh, they're very nice products, but I hate makeup and haven't ever really worn it.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, au naturale (heh heh) at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (XKZwp)

99 Gives hundreds of thousands of losers the impression they have a girlfriend because they get to spend money and then see her with her shirt off.

p0rn is literally free on the internet and somehow they've convinced millions of idiots that paying for less than what you can see free is some sort of meaningful relationship.

Now that I think about it, I think I finally understand the CNN+ business model...
Posted by: Azathoth


Welcome to Men's Clubs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (H4qIP)

100 Figure out the front closure; watch them drop to her knee's

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (KUVDn)

101 The last thing you should let a brain surgery patient have in post op is a fucking cell phone. Jeebus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (HTCOy)

102 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022
____________

Cute?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022


***
Cute face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (txdEq)

103 Those boobs are real. I mean real in the sense that they don't have saline bags in them. Not sure what other procedures are available. Supposedly you can still get silicone implants in other countries.

Silicone > Saline

Posted by: Max Power at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (k7+BO)

104 I would have suspected her dizziness was caused by blood flow being redirected from her brainlike part to her other bigger parts. But, I'm not a doctor.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (Vr12I)

105 I prefer the golden palate cleanser. It's really adorable.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2022 04:03 PM (NpAcC)

106 Anybody else have ads on the home page they can't get rid of? Not enjoying the ads for "these two vegetables kill belly fat" etc.

Posted by: G Gordo Liddy at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (VQC/c)

107 Aussie, huh. So she's like a less-attractive Angela White. Except you don't actually have to pay to see Angela nekkid.

I don't get it.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (h5TKJ)

108 "17 So is that why those girls are always sticking out their tongue - brain damage? I always wondered.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 03:49 PM (Xw7A2) "

LOL !
This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (enSii)

109 Booker is one man clownshow.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (FKphP)

110 The word here is "silicone."
----------------
I've got a feeling from looking that these melons are real.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022


***
If she paid for that rack, she needs to see about a refund.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

111 Wait til Mary Kay gets an "influencer" on Instagram! Their sales will go through the roof, and I won't have to deal with "acquaintances" being consultants anymore. (Not trying to be too harsh, they're very nice products, but I hate makeup and haven't ever really worn it.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, au naturale (heh heh) at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (XKZwp)
++++
I was in Las Vegas once for a conference at the same time Mary Kay was having their conference. As I was walking along, all of the screens in the Mary Kay section changed to announce their annual sales leader (the person who gets the pink Cadillac). It was a somewhat frumpy looking 50-something man with pattern baldness. And he was the top Mary Kay salesman that year. Every other person had to be pretty furious...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (DU+/6)

112 huge boobs are not nasty

and the best porn is nasty

really nasty

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (us2H3)

113 Speaking about brain surgery what about Obama's skull scar?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (eGTCV)

114 Only fans seems pathetic on both ends of the transaction. People pay to see porn? People pay to see hospital bead surgery porn? She can't put the camera down to save her own life? She gets paid to show her .... Assets. Overly large assets?


I want off the ride now.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (0OmEj)

115 quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise....

I can't get over the vapid-ness (vapidity?) of that.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2022 04:05 PM (D6lWx)

116 Free porn available on the internet, and she gets 500K people to pay her to take off her clothes?

I went the full exploration route, and she is not attractive. Not even in the "2AM, last call" sense.

I'm glad she has a way to pay for her surgery, so lucky for her. But I find this pretty puzzling.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 04, 2022 04:05 PM (5p7BC)

117 If she paid for that rack, she needs to see about a refund.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)
___________

She's the National Strategic Silicone Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 04:05 PM (osklw)

118 She s TGI Friday's waitress cute. She would be able to retire in a few years off of her tips if she played her - " cards" right.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:05 PM (Vr12I)

119 quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise....


Get back to work.

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022 04:06 PM (gmo/4)

120 118 She s TGI Friday's waitress cute. She would be able to retire in a few years off of her tips if she played her - " cards" right.
Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:05 PM (Vr12I)

=========

Imagine if she worked in IT.

With a few strategically placed low cut tops, she could marry the CTO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

121 I'm of the opinion that a mouthful is fine.
I'm sorry that was offensive.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:06 PM (eGTCV)

122 If somebody tells you who they are-believe them....deep-

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 04:06 PM (KUVDn)

123 "I was being checked on every hour to make sure I didn't have any brain damage,"

You are on Only Fans. That's a requirement.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (jKocA)

124 Curious ace, do you need an evening news anchor?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (8k7U7)

125 119 quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise....


Get back to work.
Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022 04:06 PM (gmo/4)

=======

Yes. Dust rises. And then it softly falls to the ground, affecting nothing else and being completely forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

126 Wait til Mary Kay gets an "influencer" on Instagram! Their sales will go through the roof, and I won't have to deal with "acquaintances" being consultants anymore. (Not trying to be too harsh, they're very nice products, but I hate makeup and haven't ever really worn it.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, au naturale (heh heh) at April 04, 2022 04:02 PM (XKZwp)

I haven't thought of Mary Kay in eons. Is it still a thing? Do they still do the pink Caddies?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (dfRN6)

127
She occasionally holds up a bottle of name brand facial wash that then ups their sales by 10,000 units in a week.

--

*holds arms outstretched in Roman arena*

Are you not influenced???

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (sVtYq)

128 When I spend more than a few hours in the hospital, I do not want to be on camera at all.

Usually, I'm down to hide and sleep and that's about all.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (NahKu)

129 118 She s TGI Friday's waitress cute. She would be able to retire in a few years off of her tips if she played her - " cards" right.
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Is TGI Friday's still in business? We have a Ruby Tuesday here that's been shuttered for a couple of years. When operating the only thing good at Ruby Tuesday's was their salad bar. Nasty otherwise.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (HTCOy)

130 Udderly amazed it this

Posted by: Lizzy


Ha! I think you have won.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2022 04:08 PM (D6lWx)

131 quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise....


Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2022 04:08 PM (H4qIP)

132 Packing around those knockers put some strain on her spinal cord as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2022 04:08 PM (vJvGc)

133

* comes in *

* looks around *

* screams real loud *

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2022 04:08 PM (vrz2I)

134 TGI Friday's is still in operation. And still the same.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:09 PM (Vr12I)

135 Had she not survived the surgery, she agreed to donate her body to the people who are trying to raise/refloat the Titanic.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:09 PM (GGoJR)

136 I'm glad I don't know anything about Only Fans. Social media in general, though, certainly has debased our culture. My sister was involved in a serious interstate accident a couple of weeks ago. She wasn't injured, but she was struck by how many people stopped to get cellphone video of the carnage. They all just walked around, took their video, and left. None offered to help.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 04, 2022 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

137 It used to be that anyone who wanted to be a respectable writer of literature, or even detective stories, would make sure to know basic grammar and syntax. 'Trod' is the past tense: she means 'tread', as in "Don't tread on me". Just as the basic dictionary forms of 'get' are 'get, got, gotten', the forms of 'tread' are 'tread, trod, trodden'.

To be fair, I have known an admired professional writer use 'trod' for 'tread': Del McCoury, in one of his more religious bluegrass songs - I forget which one. He had some excuse, though:
1. He's a professional writer of music, even if that does sometimes involve writing words as well, not a novelist, who writes nothing but words.
2. He needed a rhyme for 'God', and those aren't exactly abundant.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (QTkGz)

138 quoting Maya Angelou: "You may trod me down in the very dirt but still like dust, I rise....
*
Get back to work.
Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022


***
I think the word she wanted was "tread" -- "You may tread me down . . ." Or "You may have trodden me down," on back-formation from "downtrodden." But not "trod" as Angelou uses it here. That would have earned a big red slash across it in an English paper in my school. Near-illiterate and not worthy of veneration. Next.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (txdEq)

139 Anybody else have ads on the home page they can't get rid of? Not enjoying the ads for "these two vegetables kill belly fat" etc.
Posted by: G Gordo Liddy

if using Brave, you can right click it and then select block element. if not using Brave, yoyo.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (UgAdJ)

140 134 TGI Friday's is still in operation. And still the same.
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Huh. Did not know that. Thanks

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (HTCOy)

141

So move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin' in

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (63Dwl)

142 89 Knda fell sorry for Ukraine after the midterms

when the dims realize that Ukraine didn't save their lame asses, they will drop the Ukes like

well. you know the thing
Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2022 04:01 PM (us2H3)
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The graft had to take a back seat for awhile and the US actually provide hard usable war assets. After the midterms, the graft will return to its usual "Financial Aid" form with the associated kickbacks to US Politicians.

Posted by: WisRich at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

143 Packing around those knockers put some strain on her spinal cord as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2022 04:08 PM (vJvGc)


I was going to say and shoulders from the bra, but apparently she doesn't wear one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

144 Like dust, I shall get all over your freshly washed car.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2022 04:10 PM (D6lWx)

145 Mary Kay Ash, used to have my ex do her makeup for photo shoots

she said MKA was a very nice person but she made my ex use her makeup instead of the pro stuff my ex usually used

but she paid the 800 bucks, so she used it

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2022 04:11 PM (us2H3)

146 But not "trod" as Angelou uses it here.
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I saw the Trods open for the Dave Clark Five on American Bandstand.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:11 PM (HTCOy)

147 Ha! Just as I hit 'Post', I realized that Del McCoury missed the perfect rhyme for God in that song: he could have written "as down the road I plod": that's present tense. Do I have a future in writing bluegrass lyrics? Probably not.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 04, 2022 04:11 PM (QTkGz)

148 Hell, I could have answered her dain bramage question if she'd only asked me.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (0OP+5)

149 There's not an iota of dignity, modesty or privacy in a hospital.

And that is not open to discussion.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (KATBx)

150 License my roving hands to go above, below before, behind and between.
That was inappropriate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (eGTCV)

151 Is TGI Friday's still in business? We have a Ruby Tuesday here that's been shuttered for a couple of years. When operating the only thing good at Ruby Tuesday's was their salad bar. Nasty otherwise.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022


***
Yeah, we have a couple of TGIFs here. We always go straight into the bar and order food there instead of sitting in the waiting area for a main dining room table. Pretty good food, but I expect their prices have probably soared in the last few months.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)

152
That usually gets caught during childhood. Weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (SKVme)

153 Youth is a wonderful thing; gravity and physics? Not so much....

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (KUVDn)

154
That would have earned a big red slash across it in an English paper in my school. Near-illiterate and not worthy of veneration. Next.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Grammar is oppression by white supremacy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

155 (dons enormous red glitter cowboy hat)

That's a good pome, yo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 04, 2022 04:13 PM (GYd5O)

156 so she is dedicated and not really cute enough to be making that much money.

Posted by: sven at April 04, 2022 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)

157 3 day old Kid* report:

After two days of hand feeding her with a syringe full of milk obtained from her very uncooperative mother, Baby Goat and her mom decided they were tired of the humanoid bipeds messing with them, and they solved their Nourishment Delivery System problem themselves.

So things are looking up for the little one.



*baby goat born on my friend's ranch last Friday.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:13 PM (GGoJR)

158 There's not an iota of dignity, modesty or privacy in a hospital.

And that is not open to discussion.
Posted by: irongrampa
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This. All dignity is forfeit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (jacU8)

159 Wow. That's quite a gash she has.

On her back

Posted by: Bruce at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (vd8XM)

160 "MY! BRAAAAAIN! HURTS!"

- The Gumby of Instagram

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (dfRN6)

161 surgery was televised live on Tittiemundos.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

162 What's this about Ben Shapiro's sister's boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

163 Youth is a wonderful thing; gravity and physics? Not so much....

Posted by: pahound


Would she suffocate doing a handstand, I wonder?

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (D6lWx)

164 Lord of the Rings from Sauron's perspective:

https://youtu.be/o0yLdYpCEy8

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:15 PM (GGoJR)

165 That would have earned a big red slash across it in an English paper in my school. Near-illiterate and not worthy of veneration. Next.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Grammar is oppression by white supremacy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022


***
These terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:15 PM (txdEq)

166 151
Yeah, we have a couple of TGIFs here. We always go straight into the bar and order food there instead of sitting in the waiting area for a main dining room table. Pretty good food, but I expect their prices have probably soared in the last few months.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)

I think their fries are really good. And yeah, the food in general is good. And Ruby May could get rich there.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:15 PM (Vr12I)

167 138:
Ha! If only Wolfus Aurelius had been a little bit quicker to hit 'Post' - less than a minute - it would have looked like I was plagiarizing him in 137, not the other way around. Of course, it's just a coincidence, he couldn't have written his that fast. Great minds think alike!

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 04, 2022 04:15 PM (QTkGz)

168 Heh

https://tinyurl.com/ypnt44pk

(Twatter)

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 04, 2022 04:15 PM (QYPq3)

169 Sharkman, A for effort on your part.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2022 04:16 PM (vJvGc)

170 162 What's this about Ben Shapiro's sister's boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

Bigger than her brother's head, each, to give some perspective.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:16 PM (Vr12I)

171
Crunchy figs
All in my brain
Lately things
Just don't seem the same

Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at April 04, 2022 04:16 PM (Xrfse)

172

if you are using Brave, direct a new tab to 'brave://adblock'

scroll to the bottom of the page and paste these four lines of text in the box. you may need to edit the upper case IMG so that it is lower case.

ace.mu.nu##[src*="https://i.IMGur.com/CXQh7Bx.jpeg"]
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reload the acecomments.mu.nu page and poof, just like your income after taxes the ads are gone.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 04, 2022 04:16 PM (UgAdJ)

173 What's this about Ben Shapiro's sister's boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

Bigger than her brother's head, each, to give some perspective.
Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:16 PM (Vr12I)

She has GOT to have her own Rule 34 page...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

174 OK, I watched about 20 seconds of her video. She needs a lobotomy while they're at it.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

175 There's not an iota of dignity, modesty or privacy in a hospital.

And that is not open to discussion.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2022 04:12 PM (KATBx)
---
I usually go in with the attitude that I'm basically just a slab of meat to the people who work there. They've seen it all and there is nothing about me that will surprise them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (YIVH2)

176 You can add stuff like this to the list of things that social media has basically either worsened or destroyed.

As soon as it began to be possible to get paid to flash your knockers online for a bunch of thirsty randos on the net, it was like a stampede for all the girls who are normally considered overweight who consequently have large breasts because of that. Girls who couldn't get attention in a club if they set themselves on fire all of a sudden have thousands of guys IMing them and complimenting them.

And the simps rejoiced.

Don't get me wrong, not everybody can be a young Teri Hatcher but it's pretty ridiculous when you have women who couldn't get a date in an asteroid prison colony who are now walking around with egos the size of a supermodel.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (wb1YC)

177 Not tonight honey, I have a headache.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (GwxCX)

178 *baby goat born on my friend's ranch last Friday.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:13 PM (GGoJR)

Kids these days!

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (okGHj)

179 I haven't thought of Mary Kay in eons. Is it still a thing? Do they still do the pink Caddies?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2022 04:07 PM (dfRN6)

No idea about the pink Caddies. At our last GEMS meeting (basically Christian Girl Scouts), one of the head counselors who was also a MK consultant was showing my 6th-graders some basic makeup tips and a skin-care routine. She emphasized that she was NOT there to sell the girls anything and got out her personal stash to show the girls how to do things. I'll admit, two of my girls did look nicer with their pimples lightly covered, but there wasn't too much change overall. They just needed to hear "WASH YOUR FACE" like forty times in that particular hour.

Like I said, I don't have a huge problem with their products, I just hate makeup in general.

Posted by: pookysgirl, sixth grader wrangler at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (XKZwp)

180 Well Australia is entirely populated with criminals, so there you go.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (oWBc3)

181 >>:reload the acecomments.mu.nu page and poof, just like your income after taxes the ads are gone.


why are you blocking ads on my site?

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (0G13K)

182 In other news, Oberlin College is still on the hook for tens of millions of dollars to the Gibson family

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (PJdyH)

183 . Of course, it's just a coincidence,
-----

The Horde mind is a well-established phenomenon..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM (1fg6a)

184 I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?

But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM (0G13K)

185 Ruby, who has garnered a strong following on social media with 421,000 followers on Instagram

So that's 421,000 retards identified.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


21,000 retards, 50,000 incels, and 350,000 bots fighting over SEO.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM (P1f+c)

186 Odds are this NYC hairdresser is a lefties. Makes me sad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM (eGTCV)

187 Malformation of the skull?

So the Doll Eyes Alex malady of being dropped on the head?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (PJdyH)

188 181
why are you blocking ads on my site?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (0G13K

====

I click on the ads on your site.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

189
Asteroid prison colonies need women!

We've ... seen things!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (PgFwl)

190
Blocking the ads beats up on Ace, not the advertisers. This is the one site I don't block them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (SKVme)

191 I don't know why, but I've been getting ads with hot girls with great abs.

I'm clicking all the things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (XvPQV)

192 184 I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?

But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.
--------------------
Ace, if you show us your tits we won't be annoyed by the ads. Cereally.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (HTCOy)

193 Probably could nurse a couple Charolais calves.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (0OP+5)

194 I'm betting the surgeons mocked her horribly while she was under anesthesia.

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

195 Brain surgery on her? Must have taken a microscope

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

196 Seriously, how is Biden declaring the southern border open different than Fort Sumter? WTF are serious states like Texas and to a lesser degree Arizona supposed to do? Fuck NM and California.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (oWBc3)

197 Good on your guys, Sharkman. Although I will miss hearing about baby goat.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (ou23q)

198 Not work ethic, just narcissism in full bloom plus medical bills.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (PJdyH)

199 Ooooo you guys are fuqued

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (QYPq3)

200 >>why are you blocking ads on my site?


WTF you guyz?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (MmndN)

201 Only fans gal is a worka-ho-lic

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (lCui1)

202 why are you blocking ads on my site?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (0G13K)


Apparently there is a toenail fungus one making everybody sick. I haven't gotten that one, myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)

203

why are you blocking ads on my site?
Posted by: ace
i don't wanna block the adds, but the script that loads them is really slow, and makes my tablet crash.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 04, 2022 04:20 PM (UgAdJ)

204 >>I click on the ads on your site.

How is your toenail fungus working out?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

205 Ace can advertise anything, except Disney and the Weinstein Ficus Farm.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (oWBc3)

206 A google search of "Ruby May Onlyfans" will likely answer any other questions the discerning pervert may have.

---------

"Victor Davis Hanson Discerning Pervert" has a nice ring to it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (Y/IfF)

207 197 Good on your guys, Sharkman. Although I will miss hearing about baby goat.
Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2022 04:19 PM (ou23q)

Baby goat...doo doo doo doo..

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

208 205 Ace can advertise anything, except Disney and the Weinstein Ficus Farm.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (oWBc3)

Can he bring back Sciatica Gurl?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2022 04:21 PM (dfRN6)

209 Ace, did you see the latest at the Treehouse?

State Dept. launches new division "to support U.S. values associated with cyberspace", creates new czar, with the Orwellian title of "Digital Freedom Coordinator". CTH link.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8m8mhj

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (OssQ4)

210 Ace of Spades

Come for the snark, stay for the Toe Jam>

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (PJdyH)

211 >>Only fans gal is a worka-ho-lic

nar-cis-sist ex-tro-vert

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (MmndN)

212 You're just jealous of what me and Ruby have together!

Posted by: ace




Heh. I thought at first this was a post about that one chick you love who has a cute face and 40 acres of ass attached.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (GGoJR)

213 Summon the paywall.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (Vr12I)

214 I always liked Sciatica Stretch Girl.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

215 What about Cake Girl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (PJdyH)

216 Ace of Spades

Come for the snark, stay for the Toe Jam>
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM

Ace of Spades

Come for the snark, stay for the bewbs. FIFY

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (GwxCX)

217 Don't get me wrong, not everybody can be a young Teri Hatcher but it's pretty ridiculous when you have women who couldn't get a date in an asteroid prison colony who are now walking around with egos the size of a supermodel.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (wb1YC)

Young Terri Hatcher from Tango and Cash young Terri Hatcher?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

218 why are you blocking ads on my site?
Posted by: ace

We don't block the ads, we block the photos of toenails and cashews (why cashews?) that draw in your eye and are repulsive. I am never going to buy a toenail. I gave it due attention when I blocked that image and will not look at it again until I upgrade my browser or computer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (Xw7A2)

219 Ha! If only Wolfus Aurelius had been a little bit quicker to hit 'Post' - less than a minute - it would have looked like I was plagiarizing him in 137, not the other way around. Of course, it's just a coincidence, he couldn't have written his that fast. Great minds think alike!
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 04, 2022


***
Like Wallace and Darwin independently coming up with his own theory about evolution!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)

220 I soak my toes in King Harv.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (63Dwl)

221 Demi Rose.

She of the "South 40."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (GGoJR)

222 State Dept. launches new division "to support U.S. values associated with cyberspace", creates new czar, with the Orwellian title of "Digital Freedom Coordinator". CTH link.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8m8mhj
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:22 PM

SMOD I summon thee. WTF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (GwxCX)

223 Anyone tried king harvs coffee?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (0OmEj)

224 She coddled child sex fiends and Spartacus thinks KBJ is inspirational?

https://tinyurl.com/2p39h9ys

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (GezNK)

225 223 Anyone tried king harvs coffee?
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (0OmEj)

We bought some. The wife likes it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

226 Social media is basically drama vomiting

Dromiting

Posted by: Muldoon at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (m45I2)

227 I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?

But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM


Ace do you have any control over what ads show up here?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 04:24 PM (bVYXr)

228 Ruby seems nice, except when she goes full batshit crazy over not being able to take the "perfect" photo: https://tinyurl.com/53z26fzp

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (v23vE)

229 Oh you Kid

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (63Dwl)

230 >>>I soak my toes in King Harv.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2022 04:23 PM (63Dwl)

Before or after brain surgery?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (QYPq3)

231 >>I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?


Right behind the T-Shirt Sales.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (Fe7iT)

232 If there was any argument against capitalism this one is it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (oMmSx)

233 I see some are still harboring grudges about not getting a t-shirt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:25 PM (PJdyH)

234 >>but it's pretty ridiculous when you have women who couldn't get a date in an asteroid prison colony who are now walking around with egos the size of a supermodel.


Is this about me?
https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/

Posted by: LIZZO at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (MmndN)

235 Well Australia is entirely populated with criminals, so there you go.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (oWBc3)
.........

And wallabies.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

236 Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously.
I'm no better looking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

237 Young Terri Hatcher from Tango and Cash young Terri Hatcher?

***

Hell yeah. The wife and I were watching a couple of seasons of the old Night Court TV show a while back. One of them was the episode where she was tormenting John Larroquette. I got side eye from the wife every time she was on screen.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (wb1YC)

238 The article said she made millions on OnlyFans.

Dang. I wish I had big breasts and a vagina to market.

Posted by: Stateless at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (FsZ2q)

239 Wallabies?

How about Drop Bears?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (PJdyH)

240 I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?

But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM

Ace do you have any control over what ads show up here?
Posted by: Mister Scott

i only block them on my tablet, because it's olde and crappy, i click on them from my laptop quite a bit.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (UgAdJ)

241 Ace could do independent movie production, like The Daily Wire. Can you imagine that - an AoSHQ Production? Lit! Hell, we could have some Cobs be Directors.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (Vr12I)

242 Well Australia is entirely populated with criminals, so there you go.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2022 04:17 PM (oWBc3)
.........

And wallabies.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM


Don't forget the kangaroos....we got to pet an albino kangaroo when we went to the Sydney zoo back in 1987.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (bVYXr)

243 >>Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously.

$100 bill in someone's wallet isn't really as appealing as a $100 bill o you find on the sidewalk.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (Fe7iT)

244 Hard to find a cheap bra in her length.

Posted by: klaftern at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (taPSh)

245 Dang. I wish I had big breasts and a vagina to market.

Just identify nyah...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (PJdyH)

246 How they got to Tijuana escapes me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.




The DemonRat Party, through their wholly owned subsidiary known as the "US" "Border" "Patrol", flew them directly from Keeeeev to TJ.

What's shocking is they weren't flown directly to a Red State and just dumped.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (GGoJR)

247 Dang. I wish I had big breasts and a vagina


they have to be attached to somebody to be worth anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (K3ZCc)

248 236 Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously.
I'm no better looking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

In your presumed age category there are much more women than men. Also very few available well put together men.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (z5Vrg)

249 The article said she made millions on OnlyFans.

Dang. I wish I had big breasts and a vagina to market.
Posted by: Stateless at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM

Well you could always join the womens swim team. Hey how long until the lawsuits fly because some dude with a dick isn't making millions as a female model?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (GwxCX)

250 nar-cis-sist ex-tro-vert
Posted by: Lizzy


Narcissist introverts must be really confused people.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (P1f+c)

251 I will join OnlyFans when Heather Graham posts nudies.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (n5CNg)

252 240 I mean, you understand that ads are the bulk of my income, right?

But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM

Ace do you have any control over what ads show up here?
Posted by: Mister Scott

i only block them on my tablet, because it's olde and crappy, i click on them from my laptop quite a bit.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (UgAdJ)

What ads are you guys getting? I mostly get ridiculous clickbait (Secret Amish Tradition That The World Ignores) and crypto ads.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (z5Vrg)

253 Word on the street is lace wigs is what got Ace his first Lambo.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (wb1YC)

254 Anyone tried king harvs coffee?
Posted by: USNtakim

I've browsed the site. I want to try them all. When I'm rich.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (OssQ4)

255 Thought that was Machines for Sale

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (PJdyH)

256 >>What ads are you guys getting?


Sciatica Girl is the only one I remember.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (Fe7iT)

257 if there is ever a war with the chicom we should hit australia with hydrogen bombs just to get it off the map before so the chicom do not get it

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (K3ZCc)

258 248 236 Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously.
I'm no better looking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

In your presumed age category there are much more women than men. Also very few available well put together men.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:27 PM (z5Vrg)

Widowers are always the most attractive...they didn't dump their wife when the going got tough and they proved they'd last "til death do us part"...now, that said, they are only attractive if they weren't a player in their wife's death.

Posted by: Nova local at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (exHjb)

259 Impeach Hunter Biden

You heard it here first.

Posted by: torabora at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (nMdLM)

260 Pining for Sonobi. Those were the days my friends

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (Vr12I)

261 >>What ads are you guys getting? I mostly get ridiculous clickbait (Secret Amish Tradition That The World Ignores) and crypto ads.


Same

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:30 PM (MmndN)

262 we have to have some sort of hq subs service so I could just subscribe, then forget about it forever.

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:30 PM (K3ZCc)

263 >>Widowers are always the most attractive...


New guy. New wardrobe.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:30 PM (Fe7iT)

264 Widowers are always the most attractive...they didn't dump their wife when the going got tough and they proved they'd last "til death do us part"...now, that said, they are only attractive if they weren't a player in their wife's death.
Posted by: Nova local at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (exHjb

Nope. Not an issue.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:30 PM (eGTCV)

265 What would be a funny ad to see - Ancient Chinese Secrets of Hunter Biden

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:30 PM (PJdyH)

266
Narcissist introverts must be really confused people.
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (P1f+c)

We only send nudes to a very small, select group of friends. Every once in a great while.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (II3Gr)

267 Welcome to Men's Clubs.

Posted by: rickb223




Also: Cheerleaders, Beautiful actresses, ad models, beach volleyball, gymnastics and ice skating competitions, and female pole vaulters.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (GGoJR)

268 What ads are you guys getting? I mostly get ridiculous clickbait (Secret Amish Tradition That The World Ignores) and crypto ads.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (z5Vrg)


Crypto and King Harv. And occasionally a popup one with Ben Carson.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (Ez6QX)

269 Sciatica Girl is the only one I remember.
Posted by: garrett


Seared into our memories.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (P1f+c)

270 Narcissist gotta narc

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (K3ZCc)

271 Widowers are more attractive. A three time widower is a red flag.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (n5CNg)

272 And this is why I don't believe reports coming out of Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jt9syk

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

273 Jeez youse guyz, now we will be punished.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (ou23q)

274 Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously."

After I got married and was wearing my ring I got hit on way more than before. I joked with my friends that had I known that when I was single I'd have worn a fake ring years before that. Now, it's funny. When I do go out, for a beer which is very rare, I think how much it would suck to be single.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (GwxCX)

275 crypto, toenail fungus, vegetable kills belly fat, pee like alpha gorilla, play this game ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (enSii)

276 If Goldberg can be an Assness Chair, I nominate Ace for the Breastness Chair.

The most well endowed Chair you've ever seen, baby.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (6FeV1)

277 " Nany Pelosi and Chuck Schumer - their IQs will amaze you"

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (Vr12I)

278 I get ads that say I can lose 40lbs in a month by eating something that looks like an alien orifice.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2022 04:32 PM (vrz2I)

279 Widowers are always the most attractive...they didn't dump their wife when the going got tough and they proved they'd last "til death do us part"...now, that said, they are only attractive if they weren't a player in their wife's death.
Posted by: Nova local at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (exHjb

If only...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 04, 2022 04:33 PM (II3Gr)

280 >>>Completely off topic but since my wife died women seem to find me more attractive than they ever did previously.
I'm no better looking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

Make sure to carry around a photo of a super model to show them. If you get into the parties you have to sneak the rest of us in.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 04, 2022 04:33 PM (QYPq3)

281 Nany Pelosi and Chuck Schumer - their IQs will amaze you

Richard Gere's gerbil is still smarter

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:33 PM (PJdyH)

282 Drop Bears only eat the Abbos.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

283 268 What ads are you guys getting? I mostly get ridiculous clickbait (Secret Amish Tradition That The World Ignores) and crypto ads.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:28 PM (z5Vrg)

Crypto and King Harv. And occasionally a popup one with Ben Carson.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:31 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm getting the King Harv and Ben Carson one too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (z5Vrg)

284 What ads are you guys getting? I mostly get ridiculous clickbait (Secret Amish Tradition That The World Ignores) and crypto ads.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy -

I get some quality japanese adds. I don't remember lately, but some are pretty cool with non-repulsive images.

From the US, it is on an aloe kick lately with lots of that stuff. plus the Harv and and crypto which I don't mind.

But the company that feed in the repulsive photos is the worst. Them I block.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (Xw7A2)

285 >>I get ads that say I can lose 40lbs in a month by eating something that looks like an alien orifice.


Eat this one thing before bed and lose 30lbs!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (MmndN)

286 I haven't seen these here but I love the. Remember her from (insert show) you should see her now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (GwxCX)

287 i]She coddled child sex fiends and Spartacus thinks KBJ is inspirational?

A lot of homosexuals like underage boys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

288 I guess that mean's ace's advertisers aren't micro-targeting in the Amazon et al fashion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (z5Vrg)

289 " Remember Tiger Woods exwife?Try not to gasp when you see her"!

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (Vr12I)

290 I will probably get roasted for this here. But here goes. I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (GwxCX)

291 I think its asinine and self destructive for advertisers to not run ads here. Ace is a big time site with lots of hits, and very loyal fans. Its like cutting your own throat to not advertise here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

292 I guess that mean's ace's advertisers aren't micro-targeting in the Amazon et al fashion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2022 04:34 PM (z5Vrg)
-------

They also don't believe we're all 29.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (wyw4S)

293 Sciatica Girl is the only one I remember.
Posted by: garrett

Someone rewrite M.J.'s Liberian Girl, plz.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:36 PM (OssQ4)

294 I think its asinine and self destructive for advertisers to not run ads here. Ace is a big time site with lots of hits, and very loyal fans. Its like cutting your own throat to not advertise here.


have you read the gun thread, half the horde is running hi-points

Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:36 PM (K3ZCc)

295 The photos I have been able to find of the mass graves do not match the reports I am hearing mass slaughter and of trenches hundreds of bodies, which brings up images of the atrocities of WWII As with all the other news coming out of there I will assume there is probably a kernel of truth under shroud of deceptions and lies and wait 3 days for the true story.

Posted by: Ripley at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (MxEKc)

296 291 I think its asinine and self destructive for advertisers to not run ads here. Ace is a big time site with lots of hits, and very loyal fans. Its like cutting your own throat to not advertise here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

Woke>Profits

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (Vr12I)

297 Has Ruby posted some pertinent info such as cup size? She might have more silicone in those large tracts of land than Barbie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (PJdyH)

298 Its like cutting your own throat to not advertise here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM

I think many are so pussified at the thought of being cancelled because of it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (GwxCX)

299 Eat this one thing before bed and lose 30lbs!
Posted by: Lizzy

(Do this tonight!)

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (OssQ4)

300 >>" Remember Tiger Woods exwife?Try not to gasp when you see her"!


Ah yes, the "try not to gasp when you see [someone] now. . !" shtick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (MmndN)

301 I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (GwxCX)
........

Udders.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

302 Say what you like about Australia, Vegemite > Marmite.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (a3Q+t)

303 Chem With Amanda.com came up under Ben Shapiro's sister's tits- seems worth subscribing (or at least checking out).

Amanda's a tenured chemistry prof. who left her position to home school her kids, and now she puts her lesson plans on line for free. Help her out with a YT subscription if you can.


Posted by: LASue at April 04, 2022 04:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

304 >>I will probably get roasted for this here. But here goes. I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.

Nonsense. Homosexuals are welcome here.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:38 PM (ZLI7S)

305 My first "love" was flat as a board. Stunningly beautiful girl ( her mom was literally a "Vogue" model. My second love was like the chick in the photos. A "curvaceous" lil thing. My wife, is some where "in between"? To the 'ettes-confidence,confidence, confidence. You're either there, or you're not. You'll find it-don't compromise-yo'ull know....

Posted by: pahound at April 04, 2022 04:38 PM (KUVDn)

306 I get the ads here for toenail fungus, ED, inability to pee, and fat bellies. LOL.

Somebody needs to adjust their algorithms or whatever, because I don't have any of those problems and no interest in buying any of those products.

The marketing geniuses must just assume that everybody who comes here is some kind of fat, decrepit old geezer whose body is falling apart at warp speed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 04, 2022 04:38 PM (k4dH2)

307 will probably get roasted for this here. But here goes. I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (GwxCX)

I'm a'more than a mouthful ' kind of guy myself. Not to be perverted but it's the nipples that make the difference to me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM (n5CNg)

308 >>I will probably get roasted for this here. But here goes. I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.

Nonsense. Homosexuals are welcome here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:38 PM

#nohomo. Well done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM (GwxCX)

309 Hey, why doesn't Ace have a Patreon or Subscribe star set up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM (XvPQV)

310 My son and I both have chiari malformations. Found them when we had our MRIs done before cochlear implant surgery. I guess it might go with the WFS1 mutation we've got that caused our hearing loss? I suppose it's also possible that it's just a coincidence, because most people will never know they have a chiari malformation, but it seems like a pretty big coincidence to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM (jr1HN)

311 JackStraw your Nitter link ain't working. Tried adding www to it and still nothing. What's the gist?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM (OssQ4)

312 I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (GwxCX)

As I said earlier I'm a mouthful kind of guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 04, 2022 04:40 PM (eGTCV)

313 I read that as " chianti" malfrmation.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:40 PM (Vr12I)

314 I'm a'more than a mouthful ' kind of guy myself. Not to be perverted but it's the nipples that make the difference to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 04, 2022 04:39 PM

Yea, Not to mention, gravity is already having a hell of a time on them now. No thanks. WNB.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (GwxCX)

315 295 The photos I have been able to find of the mass graves do not match the reports I am hearing mass slaughter and of trenches hundreds of bodies, which brings up images of the atrocities of WWII As with all the other news coming out of there I will assume there is probably a kernel of truth under shroud of deceptions and lies and wait 3 days for the true story.
Posted by: Ripley


same here. I think the killing civilians and raping is real. There is also a lot of evidence that "denazification" was planned as mostly murder, terror, oppress and destroy. Now I am not sure how much of that they have implemented but I do not doubt that that was there plan. Just the Western media is really extrapolating quite a bit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (Xw7A2)

316 >>JackStraw your Nitter link ain't working. Tried adding www to it and still nothing. What's the gist?

That the so called massacre in Bucha, Ukraine by Russian troops is very likely a false flag.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

317
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (BkfQY)

318 Oh boy REO Speedwagon is coming to town. I haven't been this excited since uh, never.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (vrz2I)

319 (I should add, we've never had any ill effects from said malformations. My ENT didn't even bother mentioning it to me - I know I have it only because I was reading the MRI report over his shoulder and said, "Hey, chiari malformation! My son has that too!" He said not to worry about it.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM (jr1HN)

320 Is it the "guy with the moving arm" video that turned out to be double-disinfo, and was just a drop of rain on the windshield?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:42 PM (OssQ4)

321 But all that matters is that you don't see ads that you don't like, I guess.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2022 04:18 PM (0G13K)

I keep the ads, and click on the fun ones

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 04, 2022 04:42 PM (lCui1)

322 have you read the gun thread, half the horde is running hi-points
Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:36 PM (K3ZCc)

lol

I'll believe have the Horde owns Hi-Points...I hope they aren't EDC-ing them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)

323 After I got married and was wearing my ring I got hit on way more than before. I joked with my friends that had I known that when I was single I'd have worn a fake ring years before that. Now, it's funny. When I do go out, for a beer which is very rare, I think how much it would suck to be single.

***

My first two kids were twin boys. Took a beach trip with my wife's parents when the kids were still babies and the father-in-law and I decided to go down the beach with the stroller while the women got the rest of the day planned.

It took about 10 to 15 minutes and the father-in-law and I were literally surrounded by young women in bikinis oohing and aahing at the babies.

That was about the time my mother-in-law and my wife showed up.


Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:43 PM (wb1YC)

324
Motorboating could be a life or death experience

Posted by: Yo! at April 04, 2022 04:43 PM (BkfQY)

325 My mom had one of these malformations. No, not an onlyfans account. After she had it fixed, things smelled different for her and she wasn't as bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Fletch at April 04, 2022 04:43 PM (W1IWt)

326 same here. I think the killing civilians and raping is real. There is also a lot of evidence that "denazification" was planned as mostly murder, terror, oppress and destroy. Now I am not sure how much of that they have implemented but I do not doubt that that was there plan. Just the Western media is really extrapolating quite a bit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 04, 2022 04:41 PM

Yea, there's always a grain of salt. I agree that this shit is going on. But the media. Meh. Well yea. Fuck Russia though. I can't believe someone hasn't capped Putin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:43 PM (GwxCX)

327 For whatever reason, I just can't work up any real interest in the Ukraine/ Russia affair - maybe because of all the dire End of the Republic problems occuring right here.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:44 PM (Vr12I)

328 I still believe Russia before I believe Cabal, GloboPedo, Ukraine, and the U.S., (but I repeat myself).

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:44 PM (OssQ4)

329 I will probably get roasted for this here. But here goes. I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM


Concur.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (bVYXr)

330 *half the Horde

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

331 Sheesh, what I wouldn't give to be able to edit my typos out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

332 Yea, there's always a grain of salt. I agree that this shit is going on. But the media. Meh. Well yea. Fuck Russia though. I can't believe someone hasn't capped Putin.


I think he has more support at home than we realize. Remember the Left always projects, and Putin and Russia are still very much of the Left.

They MUST be amused at how easy it's been to propagandize we right-leaning, Conservative types. Just tell you what you want to hear. So simple.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (j9HX3)

333 325

Maybe the doctor unwired the crazy lobe of the brain while he was in there.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 04, 2022 04:46 PM (T/s40)

334 Sheesh, what I wouldn't give to be able to edit my typos out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)


That's no fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:46 PM (Ez6QX)

335 Space guild mutant: Many new machines on Ix. Better machines.

Emperor: Yes.
(looks at camera, stage whisper)
I don't get the plot either.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2022 04:47 PM (44ww/)

336 It took about 10 to 15 minutes and the father-in-law and I were literally surrounded by young women in bikinis oohing and aahing at the babies.

That was about the time my mother-in-law and my wife showed up.


Posted by: Azathoth at April 04, 2022 04:43 PM

fake wedding ring and a puppy and I would have been in. I was too dumb to know that then. Oh well. Just celebrated our 25th together. She's nn amazing woman! Still gorgeous too. I think she took me on as a project.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:47 PM (GwxCX)

337 I believe no reports.

None.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:47 PM (Fe7iT)

338 279 Widowers are always the most attractive...they didn't dump their wife when the going got tough and they proved they'd last "til death do us part"...now, that said, they are only attractive if they weren't a player in their wife's death.
Posted by: Nova local at April 04, 2022 04:29 PM (exHjb

If only...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I laughed- me, too

Posted by: free tibet at April 04, 2022 04:47 PM (CL76w)

339 I, too, don't like when the tiddies are larger than their head.

Jeri Ryan. She gets a pass.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:48 PM (OssQ4)

340 Rise, Sister Jackson, rise, Judge Jackson

Grow rutabaga, grow!

Posted by: Big Mike's Garden Ritual at April 04, 2022 04:48 PM (c8x1g)

341 332
I think he has more support at home than we realize. Remember the Left always projects, and Putin and Russia are still very much of the Left.

They MUST be amused at how easy it's been to propagandize we right-leaning, Conservative types. Just tell you what you want to hear. So simple.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (j9HX3)

I think the events of the past few years amply demonstrate the effectiveness of Media- Government on the populace, no matter their political leanings.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:48 PM (Vr12I)

342 I read that as " chianti" malfrmation.

That's what we have. *hic* Stay safe.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at April 04, 2022 04:48 PM (Xrfse)

343 They MUST be amused at how easy it's been to propagandize we right-leaning, Conservative types. Just tell you what you want to hear. So simple.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM

What do you mean by that? Please explain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:48 PM (GwxCX)

344 337 I believe no reports.

None.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:47 PM (Fe7iT)

Very wise. Every news source has to get paid in some way or other.

Posted by: kraken at April 04, 2022 04:50 PM (Vr12I)

345 Sort of OT - there is a new show on Amazon Prime (I know, I know) called The Outlaws. Stephen Merchant, Darren Boyd, Christopher Walken. We've watched two episodes. Pretty good so far. I say "sort of" because there is a character who is a social media influencer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2022 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

346 318 Oh boy REO Speedwagon is coming to town. I haven't been this excited since uh, never.

Saw them at a fair a few years ago They were fun and looked like they were having fun. Yeah, I'm old so I knew all the songs.

Posted by: free tibet at April 04, 2022 04:50 PM (CL76w)

347 >>I think he has more support at home than we realize. Remember the Left always projects, and Putin and Russia are still very much of the Left.

>>They MUST be amused at how easy it's been to propagandize we right-leaning, Conservative types. Just tell you what you want to hear. So simple.

There is supposedly one real public opinion poll taker in Russia according to some of the more reputable reporters on twitter. They say the polling shows that support for Putin has skyrocketed since the start of the war.

The media wants us to think that Russians don't know their country's history with former Soviet states. A lot of them have a very different view of Ukraine than the western media.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2022 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

348 I'll believe have the Horde owns Hi-Points...I hope they aren't EDC-ing them.
Posted by: M



Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:51 PM (K3ZCc)

349 They MUST be amused at how easy it's been to propagandize we right-leaning, Conservative types. Just tell you what you want to hear. So simple.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (j9HX3)

Sounds like SOMEONE isn't a #TrustThePlan fan...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

350 Jeri Ryan is why we have Barack fuckstick Obama.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 04, 2022 04:52 PM (SScvq)

351 The first Speedwagon LP is a fantastic record.
Great sound.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2022 04:53 PM (Fe7iT)

352 Edit: Jeri Ryan's oversized knockers. They get a pass.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2022 04:53 PM (OssQ4)

353 Posted by: confederatefifth at April 04, 2022 04:51 PM (K3ZCc)

to be fair they make a good club

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2022 04:54 PM (M+Lyo)

354 Even little Benny looks hot if his boobs are big enough. He should get a reduction surgery though. Lower back problems are in his immediate future.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 04, 2022 04:55 PM (iDcra)

355 Did I read correctly somewhere the Navy will be naming a ship after RBG? What in the actual fuck. Why do we even pretend to be a real country anymore?

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 04, 2022 04:55 PM (SScvq)

356 Sheesh, what I wouldn't give to be able to edit my typos out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)


After the most recent apple update, I've had autocorrect change words to ones that don't even exist. Letters that are on opposite sides of the keyboard. Your phone is making you look like a retard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 04, 2022 04:55 PM (wAnMi)

357 352 - I'll allow it. Let the record reflect Jeri Ryan's rack remains innocent in the destruction of this once great country.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 04, 2022 04:56 PM (SScvq)

358 nood
pedo stuff again, take blood pressure meds

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 04, 2022 04:56 PM (XvPQV)

359 Even little Benny looks hot if his boobs are big enough. He should get a reduction surgery though. Lower back problems are in his immediate future.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 04, 2022 04:55 PM


I saw a youngish guy in the parking lot today at Sams that had huge man boobs. He was not huge and fat but he was overweight and wearing a t shirt way too small for him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 04:56 PM (bVYXr)

360 LOL

Big 'ole titties.


Dog vid was fun eh.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 04, 2022 04:56 PM (xaP52)

361 78 "Apr 01, 2022 · Ukrainians looking to enter the United States through Tijuana are seeking asylum. On Friday, April 1, there were some 1,300 Ukrainians in Tijuana"

How they got to Tijuana escapes me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2022 04:00 PM (XHrkn)


I wonder if they're Ukranian-Ukranians rather than African migrants who have been fraudulently passing themselves off as Ukrainian refugees.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at April 04, 2022 04:57 PM (DTX3h)

362 >.Did I read correctly somewhere the Navy will be naming a ship after RBG?


Rumor has it that it's because the Navy SEALs so admired her killer workouts routines -- most of them couldn't keep up if they tried!

*flexes right bicep with RGB tattoo w/ "Because she persisted!" in curly font below it*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2022 04:58 PM (MmndN)

363 Oh Roo-oo-by, don't take your big tits to town.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at April 04, 2022 04:59 PM (4I/2K)

364 I think her bewbs are too big and gross. There, I said it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2022 04:35 PM (GwxCX)

As I said earlier I'm a mouthful kind of guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again.
===

Buddy in college used to say "Anything more that a nipple is overkill." Also said "Anything more than a C is overkill."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 04, 2022 05:01 PM (iDcra)

365 FUNNEH

https://twitter.com/stevenvoiceover/status/
1510725492370034694

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 04, 2022 05:02 PM (lCui1)

366 So that's 421,000 retards identified.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I am shocked, shocked that there are ____ on the internet.

a. retards
b. porn on the internet
c. retards who pay for porn on the internet
d. all of the above

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 04, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)

367 Buddy in college used to say "Anything more that a nipple is overkill." Also said "Anything more than a C is overkill."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 04, 2022 05:01 PM (iDcra)

That guy? Yeah, he's gay.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, homeschooler at April 04, 2022 05:22 PM (SH2Zi)

368 I saw a youngish guy in the parking lot today at Sams that had huge man boobs. He was not huge and fat but he was overweight and wearing a t shirt way too small for him.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 04, 2022 04:56 PM (bVYXr)
____________

I was at a pool in AZ when a young thing came bouncing and jiggling by, topless. This is a great state, I thought, admiring the scenery. Then I looked up ... ahem ... a bit higher, and realized it was a late teens guy with serious, serious moobs.

I still have nightmares about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2022 05:52 PM (SYZ5z)

369 When God gives you watermelons......

Posted by: FatherKasperHauser at April 04, 2022 06:30 PM (VV8Y9)

370 With all this creep teacher-pedo propaganda going on, it's nice just to appreciate a couple funbags.

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