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Chris Wallace Whines to the NYT About Tucker Carlson
Chris Wallace, the disgraced ex-Fox News Channel host, took a number of cheap shots at his former place of employment during an exclusive interview with The New York Times. "I just no longer felt comfortable with the programming at Fox," said Wallace, the notorious never-Trumper.... "I'm fine with opinion: conservative opinion, liberal opinion," Mr. Wallace said in his first extensive interview about his decision to leave. "But when people start to question the truth -- Who won the 2020 election? Was Jan. 6 an insurrection? -- I found that unsustainable." Mr. Wallace told The Times he spent "a lot of 2021 looking to see if there was a different place for me to do my job." He told the newspaper that he was "so alarmed by Mr. Carlson's documentary 'Patriot Purge' -- which falsely suggested the Jan. 6 Capitol riot was a 'false flag' operation intended to demonize conservatives -- that he complained directly to Fox News management." "Before, I found it was an environment in which I could do my job and feel good about my involvement at Fox," Mr. Wallace said. "And since November of 2020, that just became unsustainable, increasingly unsustainable as time went on." Still, he acknowledged that some viewers may wonder why he did not leave earlier. "Some people might have drawn the line earlier, or at a different point," he said, adding: "I think Fox has changed over the course of the last year and a half. But I can certainly understand where somebody would say, 'Gee, you were a slow learner, Chris.'"Speaking of deranged, embittered New York City liberals: If you thought "There's no way AllahPundit could make the Will Smith slap about Trump," I've got bad news for you.
There'd be a volcano of takes this morning about the racial politics of the incident too if both men weren't black. (There's some of that happening anyway, in fact.) A white actor who slapped a black comic would have been pilloried for his violent sense of white privilege and escorted out immediately -- as Smith should have been. A black actor who slapped a white comic would have plunged us into a maelstrom of alt-right blather on the one hand about "violent propensities" and woke apologetics on the other dismissing criticism of the offender as white America treating a black man who defends his wife as "uppity." The Discourse is so tiresome.
Indeed, Drunky McBraindamage. It is so, so tiresome. Maybe you should leave your current post and find one more ideologically agreeable, huh? Like your fellow traveler Chris Wallace.
Oscars: How can we collapse our ratings lower and get even more people to hate us?
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) March 28, 2022
Amy Schumer:
pic.twitter.com/LotmHRehMF
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 12:26 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (DDqxN)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Weinstein was only punished when some lower level female managers decided that they could sacrifice him to advance their own careers.
They were silent until that opportunity presented itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jimmy Dean at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Neum3)
Who is the author of that tweet? Is it someone who matters?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 28, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
So, to rectify that, you went to C...N...N.
You're a flaming doucheturd. GFY, prick.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (mZwKe)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (pHXN5)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:29 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:29 PM (DDqxN)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:29 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Rl7KJ)
Nothing short of an exorcism could remove PDT form the room he's been renting in these addled cuck brains.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jada Pinket Smith at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: Just Lily at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Izr3+)
Chris Wallace didn't get a contract offer from FOX.
End of story, loser.
Until he, as usual, makes one up.
Posted by: Auspex at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Xo3T0)
Look for an Alec Baldwin fast draw demo.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Izr3+)
LOL... Coffee through the nose
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:31 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 28, 2022 12:31 PM (pHXN5)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:31 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WLyA8)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:31 PM (1IJnB)
They probably dropped him a time too many
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (44ww/)
ini fairness, it was not about the unholstering, it was about aiming the gun at somebody in slow motin
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:32 PM (K3ZCc)
Goes to CNN.
Posted by: ...
Goes to CNN online... perfect I *never* have to see or hear him and/or hear of him... except when brought up for mocking.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Vr12I)
The 2020 Election WAS stolen and the proof has been out there for quite a while now.
Jan. 6 WASN'T an insurrection. If it was, then the BLMtifa riots over the summer were a Civil War.
You're an obnoxious asshole and I hope they find you drowned in a hot tub wearing a leather teddy and a silver vibrator up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (MxEKc)
____________
LOL, he's fine with others' opinions -- so long as they don't question his version of "the truth."
Bwahahaha. How very open-minded of him!
You can't parody these people, because they're so over-the-top ridiculous already.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (k4dH2)
Look for an Alec Baldwin fast draw demo.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Izr3+)
They can do the Oscars from the ashes after a nuclear strike, right after Biden blusters us into a nuclear war?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (63Dwl)
Same phenomenon behind Trump Derangement Syndrome, especially exhibited in the "severely conservative" RINO right ...
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (h+iBi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (yrol0)
But you gotta admit that the ability to be both at the same time is pretty impressive.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 28, 2022 12:34 PM (nfrXX)
Did AP say something about Trump, or is there some subtle implication about Trump there? I missed it.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:34 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (MxEKc)
It's hard to believe they needed "writers" for that.
At least Chris Rock was funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)
When you find yourself sucking dicks at the bus station you know you have made a few poor decisions in life.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (yrol0)
I'm more in the "it was staged" camp.
Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:34 PM (qpX6U)
In that screenshot, AP wrote this: "As a famous man [Trump]: When you're a star, they let you do it". That was the Trump reference, to the Billy Bush tape.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Rl7KJ)
Which Chris "Girly Knickers" Wallace then, without a hint of irony or self-awareness used as a premise to "demonize" conservatives.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Curtis at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: WTF??? at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (nJGuh)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Don't the Oscars really belong in Beijing anyway?
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (8XtIN)
What kind of a man "slaps?"
What a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (Sdlpf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (sVtYq)
@MelanieJoly
tells MPs: "My mandate as
@CanadaFP [Foreign Affairs Minister]
Minister is really to counter propaganda online"
I wonder who Canada is at war with?
Who lies more - Putin or Trudeau?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (4TdTl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Harvey Weinstein and a fiscus tree on stage.
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (88xKn)
"Keep Tucker's name out of your fucking mouth!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (XvPQV)
"Give 'em the Will Smith treatment."
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (b+ka5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 28, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)
So, to rectify that, you went to C...N...N.
You're a flaming doucheturd. GFY, prick.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Bad Quote Theater, starring NLU as Chris Rock and Sponge as Will Smith.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:34 PM (qpX6U)
"When you're a star, they let you do it." Refers to Trump saying he was so famous he could kill someone on the street with impunity.
Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (EpDzw)
I'm more in the "it was staged" camp.
Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (EpDzw)
Perhaps, but what's leaning me toward "not staged" is that Will Smith's "fucking" after he told Rock to keep Will's wife's name out of Rock's mouth wasn't bleeped.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Um, no. Where you get that?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (F9322)
___________
Commenting on black people physically attacking each other on t.v. awards shows is white supremacy!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (k4dH2)
OK, I did miss that. Thanks!
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (0G13K)
What kind of a man "slaps?"
What a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (W2Pud)
Heh. He should have given him the back- of- the- hand slap. That's a whole lot more serious.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Vr12I)
And so was Chris Rock getting slapped.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (4TdTl)
* Everything is an op
* Nothing is real
* Everything is fake and gay
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (63Dwl)
ha ha close but NO
that quote is from that stupid "grab em by the p*ssy" recording
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't mean "we all".
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (DDqxN)
____________
'Unsustainable'? WTF does that mean? It borders on AOC/Kamala/Pelosi blather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Centrist I'd say but Tucker and Gutfeld are entertaining...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (gmo/4)
Chris Rock is such a pussy. The correct response to "Keep my wife's name out yo' mouth" is:
"Jada Jada Jada, Jada Jada Jada. Screw you, Princess." Rock bitched out.
So much for the myth of Rock being an "edgy" comic. He's a coward.
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (NRUzv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (eGTCV)
Bad Quote Theater, starring NLU as Chris Rock and Sponge as Will Smith.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (wBpKf)
I was anxious enough to type, I didn't even notice.
OOPS!!!!! Copy/Paste fail of epic proportions. Sorry NLU.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Caliban at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:35 PM (K3ZCc)
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If Marky Mark and Eminem are doing Jada, this could finally ignite Obama's dream of a race war.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (mxrJQ)
A stooge
_____________
The kind of man who doesn't mind other men f*cking his wife, but draws the line at them joking about her hair!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)
It's on a delay. They could always bleep it. They wanted it to look spontaneous.
Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Centrist I'd say but Tucker and Gutfeld are entertaining...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (J8ILO)
It is always and everywhere about the Ratings and the Green.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (NRUzv)
Is the son still wearing the dresses ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (/ijUi)
And so was Chris Rock getting slapped.
--
Like Janet Jackson's nip slip? In any event, if this is what they think will boost ratings, I want duels. Ten paces and fire. Nothing short of that will get me to watch.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (yQpMk)
The truth
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:38 PM (63Dwl)
Didn't they surrender to The Republic of the Philippines in the Great Garbage Barge War just a couple of years ago?
Stay classy America's Hat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Sdlpf)
What kind of a man "slaps?"
What a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2022 12:36 PM (W2Pud)
I'm told it was a 'bitch slap' from the hood putting Rock in his place with the ultimate diss.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (Neum3)
damn my city is a hot mess
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (K3ZCc)
Heh. He should have given him the back- of- the- hand slap. That's a whole lot more serious.
Posted by: kraken
And said "My second will speak with your second on the morrow"...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (DDqxN)
Not since the 2020 election.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (VpIIl)
Good lord I'm sick of the claims that Jan 6 was an "insurrection." It was a protest, marked with some violence, that happened to take place in the capitol. The crowd was almost completely without weapons and they did not take a single member of Congress hostage. Most of the people who did make it into the Capitol seemed pleased to simply wander around and take some selfies.
The prosecutors have been busily claiming that because Pence and Harris were present, this was an especially egregious transgression. Then we found out Harris was at the DNC, and Pence and his detail have been silent about his location at the time, claiming state's secret. So the central claim of the seriousness of the breach is in doubt.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (1dzqn)
This happened directly because of Fredo.
Pair that with lots of money thrown at the Albatros of CNN+, lots of people brushing up on the old Resume.
Posted by: Picric at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (D6XTO)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Rl7KJ)
It's on a delay. They could always bleep it. They wanted it to look spontaneous.
Posted by: WiNO at March 28, 2022 12:40 PM (EpDzw)
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Seriously, it had to have been staged. The Oscars is one of the most controlled environments in all of Hollywood. No one is getting on that stage unless it's meant to happen.
Has no one hear ever heard of pro wrasslin'?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (jToNi)
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (b+ka5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (NRUzv)
In fairness, can *anyone* satisfy a whore of a wife?
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Archer
===
Yep. On air he always looked like someone had rammed their fist up his fart clam.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (1dzqn)
That's nonsense. He wasn't cowardly or brave. He was telling jokes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:41 PM (DJFLF)
Cows always carry on around Milking Time.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (gmo/4)
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Out: Richard Gere and gerbil rumor.
In: Chrissie Wallace and Tasmanian devil rumor.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (mxrJQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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If Hollywood and its inhabitants disappeared, I would not notice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (1dzqn)
--
Grecian Formula for Communists, in Shoe Polish Black.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (DDqxN)
He made a point that I didn't catch, apparently Will Smith was laughing at Chris Rock's joke at first and then Jada said something to him. Again, this leads me to "not staged" and that Jada demanded Will to defend her honor because of the GI Jane 2 crack.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (Rl7KJ)
just a fun thing to picture
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (j9HX3
Kinison was white.. Totally acceptable to hit
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (1IJnB)
==========
*tears stocking slightly*
-Jill Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (KFhLj)
sure but I doubt it would have been acceptable to Sam
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (j9HX3)
Another Fredo - a guy who got his job because of who his father is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (I2/tG)
Based on ratings, at most 600,000 Floridians actually heard the gay burn directed at their state, if they were actually paying attention. And they were probably mostly gay anyway so they didn't even get to insult and offend the people they wanted to. Good job writers, the ratings will be even worse next year..
Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (qpX6U)
YES!
*looks to see when Amy Schumer is coming to Philly*
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Doesn't matter what he did or didn't do. Jada is a whore. Sleeps with anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (egg9a)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (j9HX3)
I agree..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (DJFLF)
The Paulo has to turn his hat around like Stallone in Over the Top.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (44ww/)
We've got to face the face.....
https://youtu.be/NS3nRcwWktA
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
In the doghouse? Lol she is fucking other dudes on the regular and openly shitting on Will.
Maybe he has Stockholm syndrome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (NRUzv)
Posted by: Charlie
yeah, if he were smart or funny he would have just had some funny words to go after rock with.
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (jToNi)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This! This! This!
For some reason "Fuck Donald Trump!" by De Niro was not problematic.
Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (1dzqn)
I'll play...How bald is she?
Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (AwYPR)
just a fun thing to picture
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (j9HX3
Kinison was white.. Totally acceptable to hit
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:44 PM (J8ILO)
***
Or Don Rickles. Rickles would have kicked his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 12:46 PM (iwn3W)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (flINI)
Insulted her like what? It was a throw away joke of another celebrity. Something that's been done at the Oscars for the last couple of decades. If you have to confront the guy, do it later when there is no one around to stop a fight.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (u5NuV)
She used to have long hair back 2013 or 2015.
So,maybe Chris Rock didnt know this and thought it was a lifestyle choice or movie gig or something, instead of a medical issue. I doubt it. Either way people get roasted at events like this. I don't know if it was a set up or not. Need to get people to start talking about something else for a couple of days so they can start WWIII. (Note Biden pretty much said over the weekend that Putin needs to be removed and he told a bunch of rangers they 'd see first hand how brave the Ukrainian people are . . .
Posted by: it was ever thus -- loook Squirrel!!! at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (jHAzJ)
just a fun thing to picture
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022
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I'd rather see Will Smith slap Andy Kaufman. I'm not sure exactly what would ensue, but I would definitely watch it.
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mookie at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: What did five fingers say to the face? at March 28, 2022 12:43 PM (1dzqn)
I'll play...How bald is she?
Posted by: BignJames
A cue ball has more hair.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (egg9a)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (K3ZCc)
looked like - I'm sorry to any new yorkers and obvs Philly is a hellhole now too - but it looked like garbage (garbage everywhere?!?!) and creepy
it was sad. still had fun and great dinner etc etc. but it's not the same place, doesn't feel like. at all.
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (Lzpvj)
EU leaders walk back plans to impose Russian petroleum product embargo
Russia's export of crude and petroleum products to European Union member states are the second-largest bilateral flow of oil between any two trading partners globally.
Of course, they're still going to enforce sanctions on the export of Russian fertilizer, which will likely cause the deaths of millions in the Third World.
No matter - the people dying of starvation won't be European.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (I2/tG)
If Will Smith had tried to slap Chappell, Dave would have done three hours of jokes on cucks and baldness.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (iwn3W)
That shit was poor acting.
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Will Smith at March 28, 2022 12:49 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (Fs5vw)
Tucker doesn't need to 'do' anything. He has 'fuck you' money and has had for a long time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 12:49 PM (XvPQV)
they are going to have to pry it out of jadas cold cooch first
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Thinking back to Norm's bit about setting himself on fire because he needs to be a serious comedian and do serious comedy about important issues because that's what matters.
From his grave he's still shitting in these shitty comedians.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 12:49 PM (pIpa1)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (ha01i)
you would have the Rasmussen Presidential daily tracking poll
seriously, I don't know why they bother
or do they ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)
At least I've heard of these two actors, and they've had some decent work in the past. Which is something.
Meanwhile, Russian MoD asserts that since onset of festivities russkis have destroyed over 200 aircraft/helicopters, over 300 UAVs, and over 1,700 armored/other military vehicles. Having paid zero attention to the order of battle of noble Ukraine prior to this, and not caring to bother now, dunno what % this might represent of starting assets (if true, which is always a question mark). But some "demilitarization" seems to have happened.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)
Speaking of the significance of the passage of time, we need to keep doing what we've been doing, but even more so, and doing it EVERY DAY!
Posted by: Kumala at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Will Smith
"Keep my wife's name outta yo mouf"?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (egg9a)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (88xKn)
========
The funny one is the walrus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM
How can something that doesn't exist be defended? Besides, shouldn't she be defending herself as a strong woman? Having a man do it for you seems SO problematic and patriarchal.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (JCZqz)
"Black" is leftists' shield for their own racism, "Women" is their shield for their own sexism, and "Gay" is their shield for their own....... pedoism?
Hmmmm.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (DDqxN)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (mmOYv)
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (88xKn)
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One's short & husky, the other's sorta tusk-y
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (VJsqe)
The 2020 Election WAS stolen and the proof has been out there for quite a while now.
Jan. 6 WASN'T an insurrection. If it was, then the BLMtifa riots over the summer were a Civil War.
You're an obnoxious asshole and I hope they find you drowned in a hot tub wearing a leather teddy and a silver vibrator up your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
So, in other words, you want to date him? {JOKE - in case you took me seriously}
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (qpX6U)
She is moon-faced.
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Same eating plan as Meggie Mac.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: dantesed
Walrus is more tan.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (egg9a)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Okay, this is worth the watch, Matt Dillon, 20 years of backhands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPPgcq-wWqc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sTOQ8)
Well, bald heads on black women trigger Mr Clean. So there.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Yes!
Was the green shirted one on the Oscar show? I never watch
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ONvIw)
If Will Smith had tried to slap Chappell, Dave would have done three hours of jokes on cucks and baldness.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 12:48 PM (iwn3W)
He still might, because he can.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (wBpKf)
"My work here is done, I have gotten a Marxist openly into office and that is the way it this 2009 good day I am dying."
//Uncle Walter
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mookie at March 28, 2022 12:47 PM (u+Y3T)
I always remember that scene between Steven Seagal and that store clerk in "Hard to Kill" when Seagal's character mentions about watching the Oscars and the clerk blows it off.
Hey, I like the older Seagal movies even though they're repetitive garbage. Sue me.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (Rl7KJ)
End of story, loser.
Until he, as usual, makes one up.
==
Yup. They told him to retire. They said its enough already. Also, he can't keep getting his second check (mockingbird) unless he is in the national media somehow.
Posted by: Prove me wrong at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (Ut7Ub)
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Wasn't really even a joke. More of an observation. Rock just said Smith's wife's hair was like G.I. Jane's -- which it is. Demi Moore, who played the G.I. Jane movie role, shaved her head bald, which is what Jada Smith has done too, apparently as a reaction to hair loss in her case, not because of grunt duties.
So it was an accurate observation about somebody's hair. Big friggin' deal.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (iwn3W)
Posted by: Kumala at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (g6+Ik)
Why don't we do it in the road?
Posted by: Richard Starkey at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, Professional Actor Zalensky is now asking for tanks and planes. The Ukes had a few mechanized brigades and nobody's seen hide nor hair of them for weeks. Not a good sign for the Blue and Yellows.
Gotta say, Ukes are making the Russians bleed, though. I just wish the Western Oligarchs weren't all-in to support them. Gives me the jibblies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (us2H3)
Well, bald heads on black women trigger Mr Clean. So there.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:52 PM (VpIIl
Jada is such a POS, good on Chris Rock for insulting the bitch who has no issues insulting others.
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (ONvIw)
I love the 'Ethnic Haircare' aisle.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (Neum3)
No, the Polish Presidential aircraft made a weird flight to a city near the border and then returned to Warsaw.
I am thinking they figured out that Z man being on the Oscars would make it even more clown show for the "war."
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (1IJnB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (J8ILO)
Evidence?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Hszs6)
And for those who don't know - I didn't until recently so I dunno - she is related to Chuck Shumer. They are cousins I believe.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (VpIIl)
Motto: You Wouldn't Watch Us For Free, So Now Pay To Watch Us!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (guGkK)
The entire family is a bunch of nutjobs.
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 12:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Poles save the day, again.
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (vkS2Z)
.........
Please don't slap her.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)
Because he didn't react before or after.
He was prepared for what happened and was able to absorb the blow and go on.
I've read people say it was amazing he was able to do that... it's not. It's acting. This is what they do.
Posted by: Inogame at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (53oGX)
So, in other words, you want to date him? {JOKE - in case you took me seriously}
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM (vkS2Z)
LOL.
I'm no garrett.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I've seen several Documentaries on that sort of thing on PornHub.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Neum3)
He wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on his old man ballsack.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (XIJ/X)
Alopecia isn't a handicap.
Posted by: garret
====
TBF. A lesser man may feel the need to grab on to a pony tail. If control is necessary, I go for the rear naked choke.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (c06Qn)
When you rub her head, you can foresee the future.
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)
When you rub her head you get 3 wishes.
Posted by: Inogame at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (mWFvB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2022 12:55 PM (mNhhD)
Or....the whole thing was a setup.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (OalnH)
A lot of the women wore barely-there dresses when they should have covered up. Looking like dressed up whores with pathetic make-up jobs and sagging boobs.
I remember watching the Oscars with my mom when I was little when the women and men were actually glamorous.
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (oiNtH)
She was on TV with her mom and daughter talking about her three-ways.
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: whitecollar redneck at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (0Myfd)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2022 12:50 PM (88xKn)
========
The funny one is the walrus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:51 PM
The walrus would share the oysters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (vqhPW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (d0Qel)
She's not that good looking, is she?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (qpX6U)
Or....the whole thing was a setup.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (OalnH)
It's been said that Rock and Smith have been 'feuding' for several years.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ah, our differences in comprehension show here as well. I watched the entirety of the Patriot Purge, I don't see where Tucker "suggested" it was a false flag operation, other than allowing people to recount suspicious events.
You're welcome to dispute those events if you want, but you're not.
Why wasn't there any of this in the 50 years people have been speculating about the Kennedy assassination? Isn't the assassination of a president a good enough reason to insist that people don't go off on stories that "aren't the truth"?
The Kennedy assassination and who did it is definitely a lot more important than a minsurrection where no major politician was hurt.
Your cognitive defects are not my problem.
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (XHhHI)
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The son who wears dresses?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (pIpa1)
Saw that too...Looked like Mardi Gras
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Match Checksout at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa
The walrus doesn't steal other walrus' jokes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (XSRBF)
I watch Under Siege 1 and 2 anytime I see it on.
Posted by: Mookie at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (oiNtH)
No one will ever match Zsa Zsa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (5kI0z)
At CBS, Chris Wallace's sociopathic communist father Mike repeatedly humiliated him professionally and made him look like the mediocre nepot that he was and is. Chris ate shit to keep his job.
Now that he's come into his own (i.e. now that Mike the Raging Sociopath finally died), he has applied himself at being a blatant tool of the Democrat party - doesn't have the brains to be subtle about it - and evolving himself into a new life form made of dandruff.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (cdgaF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (d0Qel)
I did see lots of police throwing tear gas, flash bangs, and hitting people with batons.
Sounds like a slow Summer night in Minneapolis.
Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Z32m1)
Burning down entire sections of cities = peaceful; protests.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (OalnH)
Out for Justice and Hard to kill are great, IMO.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (XSRBF)
8 Ball
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (BFigT)
Also, Jada's pet name for Date Night.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
Or....the whole thing was a setup.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (OalnH)
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According to my son, Rock followed up with "That was a *nice* one." Implying that he didn't go for Will's i-just-want-to-fuck-other-guys marriage.
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (NRUzv)
Seriously, it had to have been staged. The Oscars is one of the most controlled environments in all of Hollywood. No one is getting on that stage unless it's meant to happen.
Has no one hear ever heard of pro wrasslin'?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)
I go back and forth on it, and I keep coming back to it being staged, because of what you are saying.
Then again, there's an argument to be made that the Smiths spontaneously came up with the idea after hearing the joke. I don't buy the idea of Smith getting genuinely pissed off, but I can certainly get behind the idea that Smith was convinced that he wasn't going to get the Best Actor award, and was looking for an excuse to make the Oscars into The Will Smith Show, rather than sitting there with a fake smile on his face doing the loser's clap. Then he actually won the award. Oops.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (n+4am)
The only relevant news item is that "I Stand With Ukraine" Barbie doll clothes are now available on Etsy.
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (DJFLF)
I bet it was a lot of people "hate watching" it to see how big of a clusterf**k it would be and boy howdy was it a clusterf**k.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (GezNK)
Agreed. It was a very mild joke based on a blatantly obvious fact. It's not like she has cancer or something. It's alopecia. She's not dying, she's just bald.
Even when I did have cancer and chose to shave my hair off, I was fine with baldy jokes.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: Kamalalalalala at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (gmo/4)
-Whoopi
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Fb+WP)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (44ww/)
+++
Where the fuck were those moms when I was young? Sheesh. Kids today man, they have it so easy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (8/9Tc)
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You sound well-adjusted.
Not Hollywood material.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (GezNK)
The only relevant news item is that "I Stand With Ukraine" Barbie doll clothes are now available on Etsy.
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 12:59 PM (DJFLF)
We are an unserious people. Someday soon, shit will get real, we'll see how they react then.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tofer732 at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (GcxM3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (OalnH)
8 Ball
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (BFigT)
.........
Definitely not cue ball.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (8/9Tc)
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I got a "Nice haircut" from someone I didn't know after radiation took some of my hair. Ended up talking with the guy for a bit and parted as friends.
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
"We insult normies not each other brother."
//Will "Wilhelmina" Smith
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (vkS2Z)
Explains much, if so.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (DJFLF)
8 Ball
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2022 12:56 PM (BFigT)
.........
Definitely not cue ball.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (v0R5T)
I would think 7 ball since it's kinda brown.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
It's about oral sex, right?
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: facio at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ZZK0E)
He jus' jelly.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
sure but I doubt it would have been acceptable to Sam
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 28, 2022 12:45 PM (j9HX3)
Sam always struck me as someone who would cut you.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (yQpMk)
You know, where he does the pro wrestling tell that let Rock know what the throw was?
If it wasn't staged, how come it's not been released?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (pIpa1)
Saw that too...Looked like Mardi Gras
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (J8ILO)
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Heard a radio show comedian this morning joking about "seeing Shatner's sideboob" being a sure sign the Oscars have jump the shark.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (xuxOR)
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Lotta white slavery in Ukraine. Lotta organized crime. Its kinda the army. Putin knows, because these were the people that were paying him for the franchise when Ukraine was under the Russian boot. They didn't have military weapons then. The west gave them military weapons. Would you be suprised at all to hear the Mafia called up the parents of a kidnapped girl and tormented the family? Me neither. None of that makes Putin the good guy. It doesn't make all Ukrainian solders white slavers either. There are a lot of bad actors over there, with a lot of defenseless people caught up in the mess. Its not going to end well, for anyone. Probably including us.
Posted by: Geopolitical Machinations at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (FNdd4)
Posted by: Drunky McBraindamage at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (mNhhD)
Being Voted people's Sexiest man alive and having to go home with your bald ass wife who is leaking some other dude's seed.
Posted by: Better Jokes for Chris Rock at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Neum3)
Well, Trump and no. And I agree anyone that disagrees should not be allowed to lie on air.
Oh wait, Wallace wants people to ONLY about this stuff?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 12:27 PM
Let's pretend this happened in a bar. If I'm in a bar and I loudly make a joke about someone's wife/girlfriend's baldness and the husband/boyfriend comes over and slaps me -- and that's the end of it -- I'm not going to try to file charges either. If the bartender calls the cops and explains exactly that, the cops won't show. No DA would file charges. No jury would convict on those facts, either civil or criminal.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (CYnTg)
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As I said, the full clip that my son saw shows Rock saying "That was a *nice* one," clearly indicating that he didn't go where he could have.
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:03 PM (CYnTg)
He's a cuck. She swings the dick in that family, so, yeah. I believe that's what happened. The incident wasn't scripted, so he thought he was supposed to laugh because "joke inserted here" but she had other ideas.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:05 PM (CYnTg)
I believe none of these "reports" on both sides.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (Vr12I)
And I believe they both have an "open" marriage so he's sleeping around as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Will Smith at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)
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Punishment isn't only legal.
Smith won't lose a single job over this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (NpAcC)
This is exactly why he had to move in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (GezNK)
And I believe they both have an "open" marriage so he's sleeping around as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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How embarrassing if they have both done the same guy?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (iDcra)
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Punishment isn't only legal.
Smith won't lose a single job over this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)
Proved his metal. He's an action hero from now on.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
And I believe they both have an "open" marriage so he's sleeping around as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (GezNK)
Not surprised, but still dispiriting. Our " Icons".
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (Vr12I)
Hey, I like the older Seagal movies even though they're repetitive garbage. Sue me.
I watch Under Siege 1 and 2 anytime I see it on.
Posted by: Mookie at March 28, 2022 12:57 PM (u+Y3T)
Seagal films were only decent if Andrew Davis was directing. So, Above The Law and Under Siege. The rest is crap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (n+4am)
The FNM kept it to more believable lies though. "Juba the Sniper" is more believable then some Ukrainian Grandmother shooting down 6 Russian jets with nothing more then her perogies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (PiwSw)
Everyone is at least once, right?
Didn't they even vote ace that at CPAC?
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Neum3)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (CYnTg)
See that's why Ashley and I were exclusive.
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family! Its the Biden motto!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I read that as John McCAIN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
And I believe they both have an "open" marriage so he's sleeping around as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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How embarrassing if they have both done the same guy?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (iDcra)
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Yep, both are doing guys.
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Chyron the Magnificent at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (lgeFv)
That shit doesn't happen, yo.
- - Ice T
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (AD3JT)
.......
Did they tell them "I bet you wear army boots"?
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:06 PM (GezNK)
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According to what I heard, she sprung it on him. And he doesn't like it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2022 12:39 PM (NRUzv)
That's the most lucid explanation of the whole stupid incident other than they were desperate to boost ratings.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (CYnTg)
Joe Besser/Stinky "I'll give you such a pinch!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Auspex at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (QZ/dC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBEwQHjdw14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWLdmpHiiE
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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So we'd get to see McClane kiss the f'ing Dalmatian this time? No thanks
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:07 PM (GezNK)
No, just no moral compass.
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (ONvIw)
I read that as John McCAIN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
If that was the case, he'd have crashed the alien ship in Independence Day.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
==
"People, got problems."
Its the shortest way to explain, everything that is inexplicable in human behavior.
Posted by: 70 year old priest to a young man at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (lozmf)
I read somewhere that Jada put a small limitation on Will's whoring. He's only allowed to sleep with people Jada knows.
What a joke.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Chyron the Magnificent at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (63Dwl)
No real danger at all. Just a pretext for the Junta to lock us down. Again. Forever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (9pMsp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2022 01:01 PM (63Dwl)
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BREAKING: Biden Sending Will Smith to Russia Hoping for Putin Bitch-Slap. If That Fails, Alec Baldwin to Follow.
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (xuxOR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 12:58 PM (XSRBF)
"Above The Law!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (XIJ/X)
The Left: Why do you h8ters think we are a bunch of pedos?
Also the left: If banging 14 year olds is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)
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I heard about their open marriage and assumed it was will who had had enough of Jada. That Jada's alleged sleeping around was just cope. Most women don't get dicked around like a mediocre looking pr0n star, they just reshack with a new dude.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (QZ/dC)
Shoulda' had Wanda Sykes slap him.
Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (AwYPR)
What a joke.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (8/9Tc)
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"Jada, this is Chastiti. There, now you know each other. I'll see you tomorrow."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (CYnTg)
Stinky in the Fauntleroy outfit is Charles Atlas compared to Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (s2VJv)
"Just in time for the elections!"
//Ron Klain
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Chyron the Magnificent at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (63Dwl)
No real danger at all. Just a pretext for the Junta to lock us down. Again. Forever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (s2VJv)
Did not conform last ime, JJ. Will not conform this time, either.
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:04 PM (GezNK)
For the most part yes. But the milf thing does happen.
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (evFVP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Absolutely right.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (OssQ4)
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I'd not be a bit surprised if she was bipolar.
Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a mental case when i see one at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Ut7Ub)
Posted by: Kumala at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022 01:11 PM (xuxOR)
"KA-BONG!"
- - James Taylor/John Kerry
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (s2VJv)
Think of it as a way to deal with people that have pissed off the CCP without getting any negative attention.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
___
But now you guys totally love your super conservative hosts and content right?
- FOX Execs
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (OalnH)
Jada is just a wife of a star. She can give out free pussy if she likes but there's no household in America where her name or face is cache...there's no Jada Smith posters in boys bedrooms.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (XSRBF)
Several people here say basically the same thing when some hot female teacher bangs an underaged male student. Instead of calling her a pedo, they're all asking, "Where were teachers like that when I was 14?!?"
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (8/9Tc)
Think of it as a way to deal with people that have pissed off the CCP without getting any negative attention.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (ESjRY)
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"The Communist Party has executed one million
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (LvTSG)
She's so fucked up emotionally she voluntarily acts like an unpaid escort.
Which is a real testament to Will Smith as a husband and her as a wife.
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Nico Toscani. Where do they get these names?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (XSRBF)
"Spats Provolone."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (OalnH)
It's a way for one of the partners to justify past cheating. When someone in a "happy" marriage suggests opening up the marriage to make it more "fun", that's the person who either wants to sleep with someone else or already is doing it.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Xrfse)
____
Right? What the fuck people, talk more about meeeeeeee!!!! Have you already forgotten? We had a beautiful 2 year relationship until those whores in Ukraine stole you away from me.
- Covid
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (OalnH)
Then one's hormones needed a beat down if they considered sleeping with their friend's mother, and the MILF needed some counselling as well. The idea should be revolting to anyone, and one should consider it not too different than sleeping with one's own son or daughter
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (ESjRY)
Or maybe they're pretending there's some new "variant", Fauci is talking restrictions again.
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (CYnTg)
No group that includes Ted Lieu can be regarded as smart.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Also father -- Jaden seems to be a very troubled young man...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (PiwSw)
She doesn't know when to stop while washing her face.
Posted by: Capital Eff
OMG
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
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There are Democratic governors who need to win re-election, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (OalnH)
It's a way for one of the partners to justify past cheating. When someone in a "happy" marriage suggests opening up the marriage to make it more "fun", that's the person who either wants to sleep with someone else or already is doing it.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
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I get all that. What I mean is why keep going? If it's at the point where you are openly fucking others, why not get divorced and call it a day. That's the part I don't get.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (OalnH)
I think the choice was made by the American Politburo.
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (AwYPR)
Several people here say basically the same thing when some hot female teacher bangs an underaged male student. Instead of calling her a pedo, they're all asking, "Where were teachers like that when I was 14?!?"
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (8/9Tc)
Men are pigs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (yQpMk)
America's Queef.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2022 12:28 PM (Neum3)
You think that's something? Hold my beer...
Posted by: Bill Cunningham, THE Great American at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Z32m1)
I didn't think she had tits big enough for cleavage.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Golden Truth right there. I have seen more than one marriage go down in flames after they went 'open'...honestly, I can't think of any marriages I know that have survived that step.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: rd
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Booger
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 01:16 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (mmOYv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (yQpMk)
Will Smith is mauve.
I didn't know what mauve was till I read this thread. Being in this thread is the equivalent of 6 years's experience in interior decorating. Don't forget to update your resumes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (evFVP)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ONvIw)
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There are Democratic governors who need to win re-election, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
"No problemo."
- - Dao Min Yen and the Mail-In Ballots
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
Read law books and tell me which law "likely" appears.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
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But I was told there are no "Blue" judges!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (x5mxQ)
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So, I like to keep a snack handy for long award shows. I typically keep a big mac down there for the oscars. I was just picking off some of the sesame seeds that came off the bun. Gotta Problem with that Jokey Jokester?!?!?! I'll slap that smirk right off your face.
BTW Rock is a pretty good actor. See for example last season of Fargo series.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (vLo13)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
Read law books and tell me which law "likely" appears.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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We all violate 4 federal regulations a day, somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (KFhLj)
Extra credit if you're wearing mauve Crocs.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (CYnTg)
Your kids are a reflection of you as Zhou Biden is reflection of the Politburo's positions on unfolding events.
"Well regime change fellas" "best voting fraud appartus in history!"
At best Smith was indifferent to the grooming going on, at worst the kid is aping what he saw hence my use of "Wilhelmina."
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (rJ48h)
Chris Wallace is the Amy Schumer of Amy Schumers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (s2VJv)
9th Circuit judge appointed by Clinton.
It's likely he's full of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (Ad5j9)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022
Because Putin is laying mimes in Ukrainia.....
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: It's happening
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*rests chin on hands*
Now do Biden.
Posted by: M'kay and your point would be . . . at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (2zvNp)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (KFhLj)
I remember the Ivory vs Bone wars here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
For simply existing.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2022 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
See? That makes him just perfect for CNN+ since it has no viewers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
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The South African Constitution!
Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (x5mxQ)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:00 PM (8/9Tc)
I found out I have a really ugly bald head.
Posted by: Javems at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Lzpvj)
They wouldn't have needed Poles to inform him. If any US group put the breaks on that, it was Hollywood not wanting to upstaged by Penn's latest political pet. I wonder how much money he asked for his appearance in the green shirt?
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (x8wvA)
Just not in Hollywood.
Funny why that would be?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (WJPht)
Posted by: rd at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Z32m1)
........
I think that was a booger.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 28, 2022 01:18 PM (nxdel)
He and Steve Kroft each had a hooker's cheek and a rolled up $100.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:20 PM (s2VJv)
100 eleventy million billion dollars.....
and a bio research grant!
//Z Man
Posted by: sven at March 28, 2022 01:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
They are determined to take trump out of the equation for 2024.
They'll probably succeed.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:21 PM (mR6Gs)
"Above The Law!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Nico Toscani. Where do they get these names?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2022 01:13 PM (XSRBF)
When Seagal's character in Executive Decision was announced as "Austin Travis" I literally laughed out loud in the theater.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2022 01:21 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (x5mxQ)
"Russian soldiers appear to be fixing makeshift cages to the turrets of their tanks in a crude effort to protect themselves against Ukraine's anti-tank missiles"
https://tinyurl.com/2ufpseau
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: It's happening
==
*rests chin on hands*
Now do Biden.
Posted by: M'kay and your point would be . . . at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (2zvNp)
That's the problem. They never will do Biden.
Or Hillary.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 28, 2022
Because Putin is laying mimes in Ukrainia.....
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM (arJl
I heard that their acting careers were part of an elaborate deep cover for the Cia and that they are both double naught agents
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (x8wvA)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
They are determined to take trump out of the equation for 2024.
They'll probably succeed.
==
One way or another, we're gonna gitcha gitcha gitcha
Posted by: Debbie Harry at March 28, 2022 01:22 PM (2zvNp)
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:19 PM
That was a skirmish compared to the half sheet paper towel war.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
Penal code does have something in there about beating a drunken old woman like a snare drum.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (GSijy)
Smith can't even impose a no-fly zone over his wife's pussy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (KFhLj)
If it is the system set against blacks and keeping them down, why does a one percenter sound like a ninety-nine percenter?
Hearing Will Smith say "keep my wife's name outta your mouth!" reminds me of every wig pulling viral video out there. It is low rent but also expected.
Even Chris Rock's comedy elevates this need for low rent credibility. And Dave Chappelle's "grape drank" routine. What Will Smith did was low rent.
CRT could be right that there is a system keeping blacks down, but I don't think white people are the only ones doing it.
Posted by: thesgm at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (RRcGg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (b+ka5)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (pJ5Ej)
less expensive than a divorce?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (aDvmI)
Smith can't even impose a no-fly zone over his wife's pussy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (KFhLj)
I understand Summer's Eve works wonders as a repellant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (s2VJv)
What an odd statement.
Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 28, 2022 01:17 PM (yQpMk)
"Likely" seems such a weasel word
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
They are determined to take trump out of the equation for 2024.
They'll probably succeed.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:21 PM (mR6Gs
Would be funny if the evidence of felony was from hunter bidens laptop. Many heads would explode trying to explain why that was true but everything else was false.)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (x8wvA)
Posted by: Freddy Faggote at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ha01i)
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
It's for prostitution. He was paid by a prostitute.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (AiZBA)
Some are. And some are just incompetent dishwashers.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (vkS2Z)
No tickee, no washee.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:23 PM (KFhLj)
Those sticky fly-strip might work.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (GSijy)
Time to push the "WILLOW 'EM!" button!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (pNxlR)
I really don't know how this is supposed to work....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Ad5j9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (lgeFv)
Even I MIGHT think that J6 was a big deal if they didn't already have the narrative set in stone by 4PM that same afternoon.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM (mR6Gs)
less expensive than a divorce?
==
For the man, for the woman, lost profit opp? I guess, unless she is depending on the man to increase his fortune without the divorce and she will get paid more that way. I suspect those conversations took place between lawyers at some point.
Posted by: Crazy Dayz and Nightz at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM (FNdd4)
Heh. Same. I don't have a nice, smooth Patrick Stewart head. I have ridges that run front to back on the top of my head.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I read that as John McCAIN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
The funeral alone would be longer then The Godfather series.
Posted by: Inogame at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (53oGX)
I never cared for Will Smith.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)
Heh. Same. I don't have a nice, smooth Patrick Stewart head. I have ridges that run front to back on the top of my head.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM (8/9Tc)
You have a Sagittal Crest? Cool!!
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Ad5j9)
I wish it turned into a total melee with everyone assaulting each other. It's hollywood, so I really don't care if they beat each other.
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (evFVP)
The funeral alone would be longer then The Godfather series.
Posted by: Inogame at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (53oGX)
Same ending as Godfather III. We all cheered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (s2VJv)
464 443 Federal Judge says Trump likely committed felony.
Posted by: It's happening at March 28, 2022 01:15 PM (W+Tsw)
They are determined to take trump out of the equation for 2024.
They'll probably succeed.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:21 PM (mR6Gs
Doubt it. So....how many times does this make where they finally got him?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Fs5vw)
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FFS they prepositioned a fake bomb, tried to rope some losers into a "plot" failed but had already tipped the media to same. So much theatre.
More theatre than on Will Smith's wedding day.
Posted by: Chris Rock at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (vLo13)
Posted by: Quarter Twent at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)
Her best role was " Winter's Bone".
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Vr12I)
Heh. Same. I don't have a nice, smooth Patrick Stewart head. I have ridges that run front to back on the top of my head.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM
Like Klingon ridges? That would be cool.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (bVYXr)
https://youtu.be/y0JLcqQpj2c
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (5HBd1)
there will be after gi jane 2
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Ad5j9)
I wish it turned into a total melee with everyone assaulting each other. It's hollywood, so I really don't care if they beat each other.
==
Its a great way to end a picture.
Posted by: Mel Brooks - points to Blazing Saddles at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (e7/po)
I am sure there's a term for this, psychological or otherwise, but I'll use a poker term: this is a "tell". Normal people do not have their minds leap to places like this, it takes a certain... sort of mindset and attitude to see this in events.
If a white man was slapped by a black guy you'd get exactly the same reaction: "damn they are seriously desperate for ratings" and "what a Nancy, slapping a guy??" (I'm sure this went over real well with the gang bangers and their wannabes, seeing some guy slap someone).
Hewitt's mind immediately leaps to 1950s racist rhetoric, stuff people don't say these days, either because he's steeped in it or he's desperate to find a bad guy where there isn't one. Either way its ... not a good look.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (0Czba)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Ad5j9)
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
No, it will be the second Die Hard and Will Smith will play the part of the East German woman assassin.
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ONvIw)
NOT IN THE FACE!!!
Posted by: Buddy at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
Even zombie Milton Friedman would recognize that the hedonic value of saying sayonara to a wife who announces that her pussy will now be run like an open-air middle-eastern bazaar outweighs financial considerations.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (8/9Tc)
Posted by: CN The First
That would be the Blazing Saddles finale, no? That would have been so satisfying.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)
I agree. She can be really pretty with the right makeup, hair, and lighting but she's mostly "cute girl at the checkout line" pretty. And not a very good actress. But she was willing to mount up on the disgusting monster so she got her ticket to stardom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Vr12I)
THAT monologue was epic. and he pissed in their drinks and they had to endure it. it was glorious. felt more like on of those old roasts.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (69Fqx)
To quote Matt Walsh: "Will Smith will not tolerate other men making jokes about his wife. He will however tolerate other men having sex with his wife. This is a man of principle."
That is some Ace quality snark there.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iDcra)
And THAT is the real truth.
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (5iUNf)
_______________
That's supposed to be the reason Natalie Wood died.
She and hubby both expected to screw Christopher Walken on the boat that night, and hubby got mad that Walken was flirting more with his wife than with him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)
=========
"Too silly."
-Kubrick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
Even zombie Milton Friedman would recognize that the hedonic value of saying sayonara to a wife who announces that her pussy will now be run like an open-air middle-eastern bazaar outweighs financial considerations.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (KFhLj)
"Ooh, HOT!"
- - George Lucas' Blue Flying Slave Trader Jewish-Looking Monster
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022
Jennifer Lawrence is the Kaley cuoco of b grade action flicks
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (x8wvA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)
Her best role was " Winter's Bone".
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Vr12I)
Absolutely. Anything after that was ignore by me.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (y7DUB)
https://bit.ly/3iFXnCn
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (8/9Tc)
That's cool -- it's like a form-fitting brain helmet!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, advice coach to the Stars at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)
She does bukkake, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Exactly.
He KNOWS exactly how it would play out if it was a black guy /white guy thing. It's just like the "Dog Whistles" bullshit--they are so race-obsessed themselves that they see it everywhere...even when the so-called racists DON'T
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM
Can't have an epic pie fight without the Three Stooges.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 01:28 PM (evFVP
Just wait until they learn about the quarter sheet version!
Posted by: Beartooth at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (+3ARs)
something i didn't see that seemed to be about medieval british royalty, judging by the title.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)
"You can't fight in here! This is the Whore Room!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (z9npv)
something i didn't see that seemed to be about medieval british royalty, judging by the title.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (sGtp+)
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Heh. It's about Venus and Serena's dad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
.........
a real fracas
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
A full on brawl.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (ZZK0E)
https://youtu.be/uj0mtxXEGE8
Posted by: Quarter Twent at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: kraken at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)
=========
"Too silly."
-Kubrick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
"Not funny enough"
- Blake Edwards
Posted by: Archer at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
They'll probably succeed.
Posted by: JoeF.
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The federal judge in question was ruling on John Eastman's attempts to prevent his Jan 6 related emails from being given to the Jan 6th Committee. The judge claimed that the president likely committed obstruction of federal law as justification for the subpoena (see executive privilege and the Watergate Nixon v. US case for precedent). In other words, it was a judicial decision by the judge which would be to allow breach of Eastman's private advisory emails to the then President Trump despite executive privilege. The judge had to admit that the constitutionality of the Electoral Count Act has never been tested in court, and for that reason alone, obstruction of an official proceeding is a reach, let alone obstruction of it.
Bullshit reasoning by a podunk California judge.
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (Iq9dF)
Jada is just a wife of a star. She can give out free pussy if she likes but there's no household in America where her name or face is cache...there's no Jada Smith posters in boys bedrooms.
I agree, but by all accounts Will's getting nothing and Jada is running trains. "Black Twitter" has been calling him a cuck ever since that came out.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)
something i didn't see that seemed to be about medieval british royalty, judging by the title.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (sGtp+)
Heh. It's about Venus and Serena's dad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, yet another reminder of how blacks are perpetual victims even when they become multi multi millionaire sports stars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (s2VJv)
"Tens of thousands of New Yorkers have lost their lives, including too many of our most vulnerable nursing home residents."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: CN The First
That would be the Blazing Saddles finale, no? That would have been so satisfying.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM (OssQ4)
I want to see a gangsta shootout. Really.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 01:31 PM (k4dH2)
Chris Walken has a dick worth killing for?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 01:24 PM (aDvmI)
Democrat judges believe all Republicans are automatically guilty of any crime a Democrat accuses them of committing.
Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (s2VJv)
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Personally, I can't think of anyone more disadvantaged or oppressed than Oprah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
something i didn't see that seemed to be about medieval british royalty, judging by the title.
Magic Negro 2: Bagger Vance Goes to Old Blarney
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (KFhLj)
- - George Lucas' Blue Flying Slave Trader Jewish-Looking Monster
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2022 01:32 PM (s2VJv)
Y'know I've seen I think CBD make this claim before, but Watto isn't a slave trader and he isn't the first Star Wars character to have an elephant-like trunk nose.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (OalnH)
I thought movies were still on hold due to Covid.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN The First
That would be the Blazing Saddles finale, no? That would have been so satisfying.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2022 01:30 PM
Where are all da white women at?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (guGkK)
Slapped??? Did he take off a velvet poncey glove first to do it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 01:27 PM (44ww/)
Yeah girls looking to make it there are a dime a dozen.
Jen was a tall gal who could have been a model so why wouldn't Harv have taken the opportunity?
Posted by: TC at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (evFVP)
========
Personally, I can't think of anyone more disadvantaged or oppressed than Oprah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
She's so oppressed, she just made a movie about it.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN The First at March 28, 2022 01:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM
Walken stick.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 01:36 PM (GwxCX)
Enjoy.
"Succession" is on HBO Max.
"Ozark" is on Netflix.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (KiBMU)
Bullshit reasoning by a podunk California judge.
===
But sharing DOD encryption codes with your drug addicted son, and comingling bank accounts whilst he receives millions from foreign interests is totes fine?
Somebody should help that Judge out of his robe.
Posted by: Peach mint at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (FNdd4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Hewitt being regarded as "conservative" should be roundly ridiculed.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (y7DUB)
So, like 7000 rounds expended and the only casualty is a little girl that was walking by the building?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:33 PM (Iq9dF)
Thanks
Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (mR6Gs)
I want to see a gangsta shootout. Really.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Tha boyz in da hood are always hard........
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (z5Vrg)
He IS the first one to say "Jedi powers don't work on me, only money!" in a pretty...suggestive accent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a mental case when i see one at March 28, 2022 01:12 PM (Ut7Ub)
I saw Jada and her daughter on some talk show talking about her addiction to alcohol that she is supposedly off now. Daughter talked about smoking pot and how much she loves it. There are issues there.
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2022 01:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
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The ruling in question was made by a federal district court judge in reference to an attempt by John Eastman to quash a congressional subpoena on advisory emails sent to Trump.
Note, that the judge failed to rule that the January 6th Committee itself is illegitimately in accordance with the resolution that created it. Republicans did not get to put any members on the Committee. So illegitimate committee issues illegitimate subpoena to a private individual. Judge uses the farce of claiming that the emails were not privileged because they were part of a scheme to obstruct Congress from tabulating the Electoral College vote. The judge's claims are legally the equivalent of bullshit and worth nothing other than propaganda points.
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Iq9dF)
Gee you were a slow learner Chris, glad you understand. Oh and you have the voice of an elderly elf. Enjoy PNN.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 01:38 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2022 01:39 PM (oiNtH)
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Doubtful. More like Robert Wagner was a jealous, prissy little mean girl who couldn't bear that his wife was getting more attention from Walken than he was.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 28, 2022 01:39 PM (k4dH2)
Yeah I mean... between him and Jar Jar, you walk away from the movie going "really??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
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Well what the fcuk then, is the point of owning a Judge if you can't use them to score even cheap propaganda points?
Posted by: The DNC asks rhetorically at March 28, 2022 01:41 PM (2zvNp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Hewitt being regarded as "conservative" should be roundly ridiculed.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 28, 2022
I quit listening to him when he assfucked Mitt Romney on every show. He was a paid infomercial. It was like Shamwow. Fucking Schill.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 01:41 PM (GwxCX)
Somebody should help that Judge out of his robe.
Posted by: Peach mint
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This ruling is all about legitimizing illegal actions by the illegitimate Jan 6th Committee. In other words, the California judge was jealous of the Hawaiian judge in that immigration case and wanted to be a star himself.
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:41 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2022 01:42 PM (oiNtH)
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yeah, the DOJ has been tearing down client-attorney privilige for awhile now. I mean, for republicans, democrats can use their perkins coie contacts as a cut through, no prob
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 28, 2022 01:42 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 01:42 PM (FJYfm)
Don't have access to Pacer to see Eastman's brief at the district court or I could say more. Several of these cases are already percolating in the courts including Bannon's indictment on contempt of Congress case.
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Wally at March 28, 2022 01:42 PM
Except she would try to peel the gold foil off the statues and eat the chocolate inside of them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2022 01:44 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2022 01:45 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 01:34 PM (z5Vrg)
He IS the first one to say "Jedi powers don't work on me, only money!" in a pretty...suggestive accent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 28, 2022 01:37 PM (XvPQV)
The Neimodians had different accents depending on what language they were played in. And yet this still became a "racial controversy" about Asian accents.
Unless everyone in a movie is Space British or all aliens only speak unintelligble alien languages, aliens are going to be interpretable as racist in some fashion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2022 01:46 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at March 28, 2022 01:46 PM (9xzJW)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
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Perkins Coie had partner Marc Elias and quite a few related folks leave this year, probably because Durham is close to being able to breach that privilege now via alleged illegal actions by their clients such as Fusion, the Russian oligarch, and so on.
Posted by: whig at March 28, 2022 01:46 PM (Iq9dF)
not the one driving the giant steampuck mechanical spider?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 28, 2022 01:47 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 01:26 PM
Mine is kind of flat on top and has horizontal ridges on the back. Good thing I have a lot of hair.
Posted by: Javems at March 28, 2022 01:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 01:51 PM (cd1V6)
Posted by: Miklos di Ungheria at March 28, 2022 01:53 PM (QzkSJ)
I've said as much many times.
(Yes, I know this thread is dead.)
Posted by: Synova at March 28, 2022 02:08 PM (BD/yx)
Chris Wallace finds one of the core purposes of journalism, to question "the truth," unsustainable.
The jokes make themselves, kids. The jokes make themselves.
Posted by: Alexander Williams at March 28, 2022 07:14 PM (wFFgr)
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