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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/27/22)
Quote I “Before we can defeat the democrat socialists and communists, we first have to defeat the RINOS, sellouts & losers in the primaries this spring” President Donald Trump
Quote II “The world of money is changing so fast, if we don’t help our students keep up, the next generation is going to repeat cycles of a lack of financial literacy,” Yanely Espinal, director of educational outreach at Next Gen Personal Finance
How dare they expect kids to take care of themselves!
Quote III “I consider Osama bin Laden to be one of the people I look up to. For me, he’s in the category of Malcolm X, Che Guevara, Patrice Lumumba, Fidel Castro. I thank Islam for Bin Laden. America’s greed, aggression and self-righteous arrogance must be stopped. War and weaponry must be abolished.”Yuri Kochiyama
She seems pleasant.
Quote IV “If you see them coming toward me, those two governors specifically [Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis], lead me out of the way because I cannot be responsible for what I would do. Washed up actress Sally Field
So not a big supporter of diversity I take it.
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Spring break should be fun. Not deadly.
The dismembered bodies of four men have reportedly been discovered at a busy Spring Break hotspot. The grim find happened today (Thursday, March 24) in Mexico, leading to the National Guard being called in. The grim news has been reported by local Mexican news outlet Noticaribe, and took place in the popular party district of Villas del Sol, Playa del Carmen at the height of the popular celebration. The bodies were only discovered when a group of sanitation workers stumbled across them. It is thought that all four of the victims were male. As of yet, no local Mexican officials have commented on the distressing news.
Can you imagine if any of Trump's kids were anything like Pudding Head's surviving son?
Former War Room Co-Host Jack Maxey who is currently in Switzerland has done a forensic review of the Hunter Biden laptop from Hell, and discovered hundreds of thousands of emails previously not discovered by anyone, as they were hidden on the hard drive. Six hours ago Maxey released all of the emails detailing Hunter Biden and the Biden Family’s interaction with the development of bio laboratories in Ukraine. The Daily Mail released a few today; but, only a few. But emails from Hunter’s abandoned laptop show he helped secure millions of dollars of funding for Metabiota, a Department of Defense contractor specializing in research on pandemic-causing diseases that could be used as bioweapons, wrote The Daily Mail.
Oh just fvck it, we are all going to die.
TAKEOUT WARNING Food wrappers by fast food chains including Burger King, Chick-fil-A and Arby’s ‘contain harmful chemicals’, report says FAST food restaurant wrappers from a host of big-name chains could contain high levels of dangerous chemicals, a new report has warned. A number of popular restaurants have been exposed as using grease-proof packaging that contains "forever chemicals" that don't break down in the environment, according to Consumer Reports.
If an occasional fast food sammich treat kills me. So be it.
We were told by this current
The State Department is being sued by a government watchdog group after the department said they would not be able to fulfill a documents request involving presidential climate envoy John Kerry’s office until after the next presidential election in 2024. Protect the Public’s Trust (PPT), a government watchdog, filed the transparency suit against the State Department on Wednesday after the department said they wouldn’t be able to fulfill the group’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request on Kerry’s office until Nov. 18, 2024. This means that the State Department said they cannot fulfill the request until after the next presidential election.
In the event that you travel to China. You will not be able to watch any John Wick movies in your hotel room. Keanu Reeves is persona non grata.
Actor Keanu Reeves may now be kaput in China, despite his past close collaboration with its film authorities and decades of mega-stardom spanning the length of the country’s engagement with Hollywood. In the wake of his show of support for Tibet earlier this month, the “John Wick” and “Matrix” star has fallen afoul of the country’s strict censorship regime, placing his future career in the world’s largest film market in jeopardy.No word from that stellar
When you hear the name Applebee's what do you think of? No, not chemjeff. What an average restaurant with snobbery.
According to leaked emails, Applebee’s franchise executive Wayne Pankratz was enthusiastic about skyrocketing gas prices and encouraged his locations to lower their wages. Everyone has heard that gas prices continue to rise,” read an email that came from the account of Wayne Pankratz, executive director of operations for Applebee’s franchisee Apple Central LLC. “The advantage this has for us is that it will increase application flow and has the potential to lower our average wage. How you ask?” Pankratz told managers that the pool of people who work at Applebee’s “live paycheck to paycheck” and will be “forced back into the workforce” out of necessity. Pankratz also seemed pleased that skyrocketing gas prices would sting for competitors, and that if Applebee’s could cut wage costs, they would be better positioned. “We all competed to hire out of the limited applicant pool and there was a wage war,” he wrote in the March 9 memo. “They will no longer be able to afford to do this.”
Everybody should have some skin in the game. Every American should pay income tax.
March 25 (UPI) -- Roughly 57% of U.S. households paid no federal income tax in 2021, and 19% of Americans paid neither payroll nor federal income taxes in 2021, according to the Tax Policy Center. For 2022, the Tax Policy Center estimates that about 47% won't pay federal income taxes.
Typical politician. Tone deaf. Why wait? Walk away. Walk away now.
SEE IT: Jeff Fortenberry resigns following three felony convictions Nebraska Rep. Jeff Fortenberry announced his resignation from Congress Saturday. Fortenberry's announcement comes two days after his conviction of three felony counts regarding a 2016 foreign campaign contribution. He will resign on Thursday.
Why don't you melt those 2 Oscars, cast bullets and go to Ukraine and use them. Most people don't give a flying rat's a$$ about you or your awards.
This year’s Academy Awards promise to be more chaotic than usual, which is saying something. There’s been brouhaha over atypical host choices and awards that won’t be televised live. There’s also the matter of how they’ll deal with the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine. Co-host Amy Schumer has tried to get Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to take time out of defending his nation to make an appearance. And if that doesn’t happen, there’s one Oscar-winner who will be peeved. As per Deadline, Sean Penn — who’s been nominated five times and won twice, for Mystic River and Milk — has given the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences an ultimatum: get Zelensky on the Oscars or else he will publicly destroy his two trophies.
On this day: 27 Mar 2000
Singer, songwriter, poet and actor, Ian Dury died after a long battle with cancer aged 57. Dury had been disabled by polio as a child, formed Kilburn and the High Roads during the 70s. His first album New Boot's And Panties became a punk classic spending 90 weeks on the UK chart. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 27 Mar 1979
Eric Clapton married Patti Harrison (the ex wife of George) at Temple Bethel, Tucson, Arizona. Patti applied for a divorce in 1988. via thisdayinmusic.com
I preferred Genesis when it was fronted by Peter Gabriel. That said, sorry to hear of Phil Collin's health issues and retirement.
MARCH 24--Since some citizens remain confused about the proper use of the 911 system, a reminder: Do not call the police emergency line if you have encountered a chicken difficulty at KFC. On Tuesday evening, Lisa Castro called 911 to report being “upset because she only got 4 pieces of chicken instead of 8,” and that the manager of a KFC in suburban Cleveland, Ohio “won’t give her the rest of the chicken.” The 62-year-old Castro, who lives about two miles from the KFC in Euclid, asked for an officer to be dispatched to the restaurant, saying she would be waiting in a Dodge SUV.
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Most of the athletes enjoy the buzz of the crowd. Not this one. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Crowd Goes Silent So Blind Basketball Player Can Hear The Hoop Jules Hoogland is completely blind. During a basketball game this week, the entire crowd stayed silent so Jules could hear where to throw. She definitely heard the cheers, too. "That's my daughter! I'm so proud of her and all her accomplishments! Zeeland Public Schools has stood beside my daughter and encouraged her all her years in school. Thank you ZPS!!" Karen Hoogland said.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the phrase, "Here, hold my beer."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: klaftern at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:45 PM (waarI)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2022 09:47 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Lotta nerve at March 27, 2022 09:48 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (UUBmN)
Well done lin-duh
goes off to sulk in corner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (eeRB6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (d37DA)
Posted by: DB at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:52 PM (UUBmN)
not 1st, but did make the Dirty Dozen
Posted by: DB at March 27, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)
I'm pretty sure I was awake, not dreaming, and not hallucinating, although it could have just been a trick of the dim on my still-sleepy eyes, but it sure looked real. And moving to above my head. And big, like, one of those black-and-yellow fellows big, small tarantula big.
Needless to say, I was no longer sleepy. Pumped full of adrenalin, full pot of coffee awake and alert. We've had a small infestation of mice this week, and now this. I'd like to have a more secure house.
Probably was just my subconscious mind telling me it's time to get up and see the ONT! Wheee! ONT!
🕷Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (AbN6v)
Well done NaCly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/4mmhvdu2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:54 PM (d37DA)
Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (UUBmN)
How is that even possible? Oh, I know. I was sick and took three days off work. But I'm better now.
You, my friend, should be up there. Ahead of me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Forest Gump at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (z4BwD)
My allergies have been just absolutely wrecking me for the last 4-5 days.
Ugh.
I did see the NASCAR race at CotA today, and that was fun.
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM (eeRB6)
Yes, I am way past trusting my GOPe "betters"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (LLzS4)
How is that even possible? Oh, I know. I was sick and took three days off work. But I'm better now.
You, my friend, should be up there. Ahead of me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
You two knock it off or I'll have to stop this ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sandy at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: jeff at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (+4Xcc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Conor pup has been sick, so I was otherwise occupied!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
The dog ate my homework!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ballistic
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Are you in the Austin area?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:57 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Do we still have to use this thing? It's wanting to use video capture on my face.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
https://tinyurl.com/2kfvcpee
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (d37DA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (Lzpvj)
LOL. Thanks, Dad.
What I do is start singing. That unites the kids. "Please stop singing."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Well, that's right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - which circle of Hell are they in? at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
Yeah. I hear Amy Schumer is hosting.
She lost 50 lbs for the gig too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (XG2Fi)
You two knock it off or I'll have to stop this ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The ONT is kind of sappy tonight.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)
Good night!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Kamala at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)
Doctor every time I hit my groin with a chainsaw it hurts, how do I stop the pain?
"First turn off the chain saw."
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL
Hillary and Huma getting it on on the Isle of Lesbo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Well, that's right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - which circle of Hell are they in? at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (LLzS4)
Hopefully all being eternally tormented by the cleverist demons in Hell!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
They are who they are, and we are who we are.
They are fellating Biden and the Ukraine after openly being subverted by the KGB and other commies.
They are communists.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TexasDan
The IRS backed off from using ID.me... Are they trying to send you to the same place?
If so... DON'T complete it! File with paper.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 09:55 PM (UUBmN)
I did mine also. I owe, which always pisses me off. I've already increased my withholding, so hopefully I won't owe much next year.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Dude, I just ate supper!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (aMA7g)
Wear a Joe Biden mask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:04 PM (P3gRi)
Oh well. I've been saying that a lot recently, like for the last 16 months or so.
Thx for the ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (kOpft)
Hot Air is also open.
Posted by: NaCly
Haven't been back there (unless on a link and then I just leave) in probably 3 years.
But, thanks for being so gracious in pointing it out.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (R0vP5)
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I put him in that category, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Saturday April 30th
Details.......
wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com
Come one come all!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (0OP+5)
Ugh.
I did see the NASCAR race at CotA today, and that was fun.
Posted by: ballistic
Yeah, this past week has been hell for allergies. But kicked ass in the "getting stuff done" category.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1)
Unfortunately that type of activity injures the hamsters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
^ ^ ^ This is my normal depth of intellect, despite what any featured quotes may indicate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)
Glenn has a nice place, you could always go over to Duh Atlantic or NRO.
Disqus is a dumpster fire by the way.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)
Last year when I opted out of advanced child credits I did have to go through whole deal.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (UUBmN)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sandy at March 27, 2022 09:56 PM (XG2Fi)
I am sure I've mentioned this before, but I love this recurring comment. When I was in Montana last year helping my Ma take care of my Dad, there was a neighbor dog who who would bark once, every now and then.
One arf only, Vasiliy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Not a Biologist at March 27, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
I wonder why she left Stalin, Hitler, and Tojo off the list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (P3gRi)
Bad for your health in too high a volume and useful for fecal regularity?
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Also the left: You only care about Tibet because you hate Asian people.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Kamala at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (g6+Ik)
To be fair, time can be measured is seconds, or it can be measured in centuries, Seconds are pretty short, while centuries seem to be rather long, but I am not so sure about that since I have never observed one up close.
I do have a handle on the concept of seconds though because that is about twice my attention span!
Posted by: Kumala H at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Whenever a politician talks about transparency I wonder what they're hiding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XHHjS)
Huh.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Vj+j5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM
Some call it "crossing the Strait of Mytilini"...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (zdd45)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (9uqbB)
Berkeley wants to rename a school after her, of course.
She was also a real big fan of the Shining Path in Peru.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:13 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the flying nut at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (P3gRi)
Kochiyama was a Japanese-American activist for communism and racial equality in the 20th century. Kochiyama's career as an activist has been controversial and volatile. A victim of violent American discrimination and an early voice for racial harmony, she also championed Chairman Mao's Great Leap Forward and stood up for terrorists.
Even the hippie Beatles drew the line at this, in Revolution :
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: yep at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (FnCuj)
Sally Field is 75. She isn't a very big woman and I would be surprised if she knows how to shoot a gun, so what exactly would she do to Abbot and De Santis? Yell at them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Abbott would roll right over her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (63Dwl)
Lovely photo up top and appropriate tune behind it.
The guy in the final photo is in deep... mud. This will not end well for him.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (XTpZy)
Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Glenn has a nice place, you could always go over to Duh Atlantic or NRO.
Disqus is a dumpster fire by the way.
Posted by: sven
Glenn's posts are usually okay, of the other 2 the 1st has been a rag for as long as I've known of them, the latter since they became lying nevertrumpers. The stuff NRO published in the run up to Trump's election was absolute garbage.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
99.9% of their entire lives!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
What they will find is if they want "communism" the people will make it "real communism" and "real communism" destroyed the entertainment class as step two.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XHHjS)
He does sound like a prize asshole. Someone should get the Teamsters to organize his shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: klaftern at March 27, 2022 09:43 PM (taPSh)
Burt Reynolds at one time.
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:16 PM (V5xRb)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
Well I'm glad you're here then....although if I am being honest I am near everywhere.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March
Way more than "some".
Posted by: Some Rat
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More like all...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (UUBmN)
The series is Off The Hook Fucking BONKERS. Meth-head Druids, horrific death rituals, brutal fighting, lots of clever politics. It's ancient Roman and British history very much on acid, and I am enjoying the Hell out of it.
I wonder if people 2000 years ago really were so completely in thrall to "The Gods" and indecipherable mysticism. And then of course I remember the people who vote Democrat and the last two years of The Covid Gods. I guess humanity hasn't changed a bit. Anywho, highly recommend this nutso show if you like history with a crazy twist.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (rsVfX)
It is part of what makes West Michigan good.
The area used to be so straight-laced, the bowling alleys would cover up the 'High' on the Miller High Life beer posters.
Still fairly conservative, but the Hispanics, Asians, and non Dutch Reformed honkys like me loosened the place up a little bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (MpNo6)
Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.
It's maddening to be polite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Well, then, the only proper response to what she has to say is, "OK, groomer."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (SchxB)
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[takes out pen, flips open notebook, makes entries]
'Lacks self-control'
'Demonstrates proclivity for violence'
'Possible early-onset dementia'
'Probably candidate for institutional confinement'
Posted by: Imaginary clinical psychiatrist at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (sTOQ8)
Been binging Foo Fighters CDs today. Got 5 or 6 of them.
https://youtu.be/rhzmNRtIp8k
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
It's maddening to be polite.
You know you ants could work a little harder.
Just saying.
Posted by: Some Grasshopper at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53 PM (AbN6v)
Sure it didn't fall in your bed?
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (V5xRb)
I am reminding myself to only go to that sewer on the weekend. I am here at AoSHQ 7 days a week of course.
🍺 🍺 🍺
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
He is a thoughtful guy, and one of the few places I still visit infrequently, but his Amazon shill activity I find very irritating!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
* * * *
Not a chance in hell...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (XTpZy)
Thanks bigly, MisHum, for Derek and Dominos! One of the finest super bands!
You really do bring it every MH ONT night.
...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (9uqbB)
If Sally Field lives in California, maybe she should shut the f**k up about the governors of Texas and Florida, and push to have the crapholes in California cleaned up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6ar7vh
I'm starting to think that someone doesn't respect Sheriff Joe.
North Korea is also getting ready for a nuclear test.
The ICBM test was lofted, so it didn't travel very far. I wonder if the next one will splash down a couple of hundred miles from Hawaii.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries
Most excellent Blanco!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Well if you look past his Slay'em media presence, transhumanism, Poppin Fresh Driscoll hosting, and shilling he has a great truck.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (sAmhv)
If Sally Field lives in California, maybe she should shut the f**k up about the governors of Texas and Florida, and push to have the crapholes in California cleaned up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
I find it amusing she can spout off violence but if you or I did that about Tony Evers or Gretchen Whitmer we would be terrorists.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Kamala T and the MGs at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
* * * *
Not a chance in hell...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America
Heavens no! If I want to be put down, criticized and insulted...I'll call the ex.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (cn6vO)
Do some of those people get "tax refunds"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Paste the phrase 'Earned Income Tax Credit' into your search field and prepare to be...
Pissed off.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Let's guess how many homeless tents there are in front of the awards venue. Anyone?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
Do I know this for sure? No. But he was Burt Fucking Reynolds. aka Turd Ferguson.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Well, to be fair, every site can't be AoS...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
I suppose she couldn't be bothered to come up with a #hashtag on a cardboard sign.
#SaveOurRefugees
*concerned frown*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi)
The Danish blonde was in a good position to win, but fvcked up two putts to put it in a playoff, where a 19yo Thailander won.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (f9EKv)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (JTKFh)
The Danish blonde was in a good position to win, but fvcked up two putts to put it in a playoff, where a 19yo Thailander won.
OK, but which one was cuter? And are we sure the Thai's not a guy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:22 PM (ESjRY)
Since I have not watched any of the movies, why would I watch an awards show based on them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
Shows how much you know, smartass.
The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
-Adam Smith
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Sally Field is not a big woman, you must be thinking of Sally Struthers, she's huge.
Posted by: crockpot stew at March 27, 2022 10:27 PM (PhAkB)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
He was on one of the threads yesterday.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (f9EKv)
Made a cameo in the ONT the other evening this week.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Thitikul was all right.
The couple that actually wore skirts had nice legs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:28 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:29 PM (f9EKv)
Claim to fartclamhood, I think you meant. Burt was probably knock knock knocking on her backdoor, to malign a CCR lyric.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
Shows how much you know, smartass.
The cops and the skip loaders have been clearing that stretch of Hollywood Blvd all week. And they say Los Angeles isn't a well-run city.
Posted by: Cicero
Did they use 'Scoops'??
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:25 PM (MpNo6)
Winners announcement pending, while officials debate the Thai woman's unorthodox putting technique.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:00 PM (P3gRi)
Women send marriage offers to serial killers in prison, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 09:59 PM (waarI)
Yeah. I hear Amy Schumer is hosting.
I didn't need another reason not to watch, but thanks anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Remember the scene where Gump told Jennie, "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."?
Do we really want someone who is dumber than Forrest Gump on the Supreme Court?
Posted by: p-squared at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (0CzL1)
Since I have not watched any of the movies, why would I watch an awards show based on them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Bee noted that the people voting are unknowns and so are the movies that are being shilled.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL
A Tesla fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero
Never forget, the truly important people are rarely inconvenienced!
This has been true for centuries untold!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Who had Reddit vs 4chan Actual War on their 2022 bingo card? Cuz I sure didn't.
Posted by: pookysgirl still needs G7 at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (XKZwp)
I wonder if she farms them out to her Hollywood buddies? To pop up now suggests she is out of money and the grandkids are up.for trade for a good part.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa)
The guy (who is wealthy), has been spending the last two years at his "cottage" in Napa, because of Covid, you see. But he's still registered to vote in San Francisco!
The landlord even did the evil New York trick of installing a video camera pointed at the front door of the apartment, to document the fact that the guy didn't live there.
This is reminiscent of a similar incident a few years back, where a different icon of the gay rights movement in San Francisco in the 1970s was thrown out of his rent-controlled apartment (you can convert rent-controlled apartments to private housing under certain circumstances), screamed bloody murder, and then it turned out that he had bought a house in Portland years before, and was using the place in San Francisco purely as a pied-a-terre.
Senior figures in the gay rights movement have a perpetual right to cheap housing in San Francisco.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Movies or ultra woke nonsense. There is nothing made for me. So cool, you dont want my money, you shall not have it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (f9EKv)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)
Especially if you are inside and the electric door handles don't work!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
This has been true for centuries untold!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Just imagine the scandal if the likes of Sally Field had to look at dirty crazy people who live in tents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)
Wrath of Man
Venom II
Free Guy
Nobody
all above it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2022 09:51 PM
"I don't like you. I really, really don't like you"
Posted by: Sally Field at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (EughT)
Movies or ultra woke nonsense.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:32 PM (f9EKv)
Not sure "or" is the correct conjunction there. Hell of a lot of overlap in that venn diagram.
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (oXNqT)
No...some stupid film about the Williams sisters.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwUzl8VeX8
I didn't know he's the founder of Film Threat. I loved Film Threat Magazine back in the 90's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)
AND watch where they step on that red carpet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)
Im not saying Seattle is a good target, and I'm not saying it isn't. But it the shot goes long and takes out Olympia, I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (nxdel)
Been bingeing Sopranos (finishing season 4), and The Wire (middle of season 3).
Also messing up my brain with Twin Peaks, The Return.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
Pissed off.
Not one of my greatest ideas.
Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman, Inventor of the Negative Income Tax! at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)
AND watch where they step on that red carpet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Now that I WOULD tune in to see.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (r1z5A)
I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
---
Last one I saw was Skyfall.
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)
Been thinking of a prank: get a power cord off some dead appliance or computer. Use a tie wrap to fasten the non-plug end to some handy projection under the rear of a Tesla, or other electrofantasy car. coil the cord up, and place it neatly on a suspension arm. Driver goes a mile or so, cord falls down, and drags on the road. Following driver honks, waves, and snickers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (P3gRi)
I'd heard the Russians just used the geo data from the pictures the foreign fighters were posting.
But...from the sounds of it if you go to fight for the Ukes they are just going to use you as cannon fodder anyway.
The Spanish communists did the same thing with the Lincoln brigade in Spain...but they actually formed them into a full fighting unit first.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
BTW Commissar. Always love to hear from you!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:38 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Jewells45
I wonder if one of the *early crew* might mention it to Pixy... I will not be up early enough tomorrow.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2022 10:38 PM (R0vP5)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (JTKFh
He was in yesterday or the day before.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)
I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
---
Last one I saw was Skyfall.
Posted by: ballistic
Serenity (2005)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL
A Tesla fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)
Father and daughter are killed in Tn after the e-bike they were charging in-house decided to explode:
Bad Blue News carried the story from some Indian press outfit. Truthfulness? Who knows.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM (r1z5A)
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM
A dumpster fire at a mercaptan plant?
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (vuisn)
50 Good morning!
Couldn't stay up for the (Sat) ONT, after attending a fabulous HoustonMiniMoMe and then coming home and grilling chicken what needed cooking.
Salute to Cybersmythe for hosting and organizing it. Can endorse getting out to meet the people behind the AoSHQ commentater handles and socks. The other attendees were scary smart and talented, not to mention handsome and dashing and projecting elan and derring do.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
I literally have not thought of her, or seen her in any movie rerun in 20 years. And now she's what...? All bad ass for pedos? How clueles can these people be?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (axyOa)
WHY?!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 10:40 PM (9uqbB)
There has not been one single new release that I have been even remotely interested in.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym)
I tried the last time but no response. Traitor Joe (who isn't around anymore) somehow figured it out and got it back. I'm tired of fighting. Tired of Etsy, tired of Pixy. Just to hell with it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)
So I took the family to see "The Batman", I think we saw "Nobody" prior to that.
So we average maybe 2 flicks a year.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.
It's maddening to be polite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
It comes up in Judge Judy cases. The low income losers borrow money from friends and relatives, promising to pay it back when they get their "tax refund". Of course, they spend the "tax refund" instead of paying back the money they borrowed, because they have been taught to be freeloaders.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)
I did not, but I'd put my money on 4chan. Look what they did with Shia LaBeouf's flag challenge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:39 PM
Internal combustion engine cars explode all the time too. I don't know why you all hate EVs.
Posted by: EVangelist at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
I'm pretty sure mine was Ford Vs. Ferrari, back in 2019 sometime.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)
Pissed off.
Not one of my greatest ideas.
Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman, Inventor of the Negative Income Tax! at March 27, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)
I always laugh* when I realize that I am completely ineligible for any government assistance because I worked my ass off for decades and paid every effing state and federal tax, SS and Medicare penalty I was required to pay, while the undocumented and vetted border jumping illegal scum get EBT cards as soon as they set foot on US soil!
*Because crying is bad for my eyesight
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
Another solution would be for you to link a Disqus account that had your Etsy maybe.
Sorry to hear you are feeling "meh", things will get better we just have to endure another 9 months of idiocy.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (Lzpvj)
I'll mention it to Pixy.
Sorry you have to fight so much. When you can be nursing your dear husband back to health. Give him my best. Is his foot OK, and the bloodstains cleaned?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 27, 2022 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: free tibet at March 27, 2022 10:45 PM (5ehT8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Japanese TV broadcast it uncut. What a shitshow.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (wBpKf)
No...some stupid film about the Williams sisters.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
False! King Richard Petty, 7-time Winston Cup winner, Daytona 500 7-time winner, 200 career wins, and driving the #43 Plymouth/Pontiac Superbird in Petty Blue livery.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (4I/2K)
To be fair to Uncle Miltie, he proposed abolishing all welfare, and replacing it with a negative income tax.
He should have realized that any negative income tax would be on top of existing welfare programs, not replacing existing welfare programs.
Lots of bureaucratic jobs at stake, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (sTOQ8)
I am about to vomit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)
Fortunately the TV is in the den and my laptop in the office.
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (V5xRb)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:42 PM
Perhaps the problem is on your end... Have you tried clearing your browser's cache and cookies?
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (waarI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Especially in a dive-in theater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (P3gRi)
He did more than that. He walked up on the stage and punched him in the face.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xPl2J)
I am about to vomit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (MpNo6)
You mentioned the threat level while it was still active?
Lolgf. Be better, DIG. Be better. *barf bag not included*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM (vasL
Full contact mixed doubles bowling!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (axyOa)
The good news is that it should heat up again. The bad news was that I moved about a ton of sodden rotting material and got a touch of sunburn.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (6ac8h)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Why yes they do as Earned Income Credits.
I just wish they'd call it what it is, welfare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Zelenskyy at March 27, 2022 10:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (V13WU)
Sally Field is a hysterical nut case. I'm surprised she isn't being fed apple sauce on a long spoon through the bars of her cell.
Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (njExo)
His foot is okay, not as bad as we thought. Any help you can get from Pixy is appreciated. But I'm really really thinking this isn't worth it anymore. Not just this but etsy itself has screwed me over big time.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xhaym)
Sodden rotting material? Get a skip loader, man.
Posted by: The Los Angeles Oscars Beautification Task Force at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (XG2Fi)
That's not feel good that's plain silly. The fruits of everyone-gets--a-trophy-thinking. Insanity infects both the right and left.
Posted by: MikeN at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (yQSoz)
I looked at the fashion pics though, and Jada Pinkette Smith has a Kale Salad/Swamp Thing dress on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Kamala T and the MGs at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 10:46 PM
We'll never know, because if we were told how it's done, we'd all create our own content, and no one would visit any longer!
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (waarI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (f9EKv)
You may think you turned off the otters, and then right as you're starting to relax...
SURPRISE OTTER!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XG2Fi)
Good to know that our allies have their very own SS.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'll tell Pixy, but getting him to fix anything is an exercise in frustration.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XIJ/X)
Not ranting at you to "not feed the beast" prior to the woke 2013 era or so I did the hard math on our theater consumption versus setting up a better experience with HDTV/UHD.
We used to go to 15 flicks a year at ~25 bucks a person with three people.
So each visit was 75 bucks and usually being in a crimey place.
750 bucks from one season would buy you a nice 60 inchish Ultra High Def TV.
After that you have a budget of unspent resources you can pick and choose your entertainment from and control who gets your money.
Just food for thought and yes for some films going is better, but others I find the home theater better. I make better popcorn, and I also make better drinks.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XG2Fi)
Yeah, she turned it back on.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (MpNo6)
Last semester high school economics, teacher spent every day explaining how the system worked and how to use it and take advantage of. What to do and what not to do by the numbers.
They would crucify him today.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (6ac8h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)
I think that is about right. Reddit is about the excitement the next new shiny thing that is sweeping through brings. 4chan feels more the sort of place that screams you have made my life miserable, and I will enjoy myself while I have revenge.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:49 PM (nxdel)
Didn't they just increase their share of 'the take' to 30%??? Maybe I'm having a Bribem moment here...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 10:52 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (waarI)
Jewells isn't far from me, so I can send over Pookette to clear out her cookies.
Posted by: pookysgirl has seen many cookie disappearing acts at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)
Good to know that our allies have their very own SS.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (I2/tG)
So Ukraine isn't a signer of the Geneva Convention?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (u5NuV)
I know. It's okay. Thanks CBD.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (nxdel)
Eric Clapton married Patti Harrison (the ex wife of George) at Temple Bethel, Tucson, Arizona. Patti applied for a divorce in 1988. via thisdayinmusic.com
Did she get a "get"?
There was a case in NY several decades ago where a couple divorced, and as part of the agreement, the husband was supposed to issue a "get" to his wife. He never does. Meanwhile, he re-marries, she wants to get on with her life, and marry some one else. But she can't, because her ex-husband won't issue the get. She sues him in state court. The judge says he can't force the guy to perform a religious act under the First Amendment. Don't know where it went from there.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (KA0tm)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Lzpvj)
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Oh yeah, for me the smaller pictures are better seen at home, for sure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:54 PM (nxdel)
The videos of Russian soldiers "apologizing" for invading Ukraine now make more sense don't they?
But it is ok - the Ukes are the good guys and the Russians are the bad guys...so treaty or not they deserve to be hurt...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 10:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (MpNo6)
Mrs D is into a NCIS binge.
Gawd.
I need to go clean my golfclubs.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 10:55 PM (axyOa)
The winners of the best song came on, and she said, "omg, what is that trash bag she is wearing?".
Now back to animal attacks...lol
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (MpNo6)
Open season on 3rd floor balconies.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (jTmQV)
It's a long story but they really aren't worth the time and money anymore. The last thing they did to me really took the wind out of my sails.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (nxdel)
He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!
The video is on twatter. Weird.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1508271139461771271
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:56 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (waarI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:47 PM (xPl2J)
Yep. Apparently I was just listening when my wife showed me the clip. Sounds like the big debate tomorrow will be, "Did he connect?"
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (6ac8h)
The manager was really cool about it too.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (9fmff)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (waarI)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (UewuT)
Might be worth keeping an ear open for a company named Mobile Accord and their dealings in Cuba.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
Happy bunch of people no?
Essentially I take it Rock dared make a joke at Will's worf's expense...
no no we are here to fuck with the normies Chris.
Fuck all those people.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
He did, for real. I haven't watched the Oscars in 15 years. That was worth it lmao!!
Talk about punching down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: anachronda at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (BLawi)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/mzxf6kcc
Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (xPl2J)
Seconded. And in the gut, please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: pookysgirl with a softener salt bag of skepticism at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (XKZwp)
He probably thinks CO2 should be banned.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (6ac8h)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (waarI)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1508271139461771271
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
What did Chris Rock say to get punched by Will Smith?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 10:59 PM (SchxB)
And Chris Rock was hilarious about it - "Damn - this has to be the greatest moment in television history"
Now that's cool...
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (5iUNf)
They are.
Retired Colonel Kurt Schlichter notes that nothing is worse for discipline than allowing enemy POWs to be mistreated. (He's also wondering if it is the Ukrainian paramilitary units doing this.)
Besides that, it's idiotic. The last thing on earth you want is having your enemies fight to the death - you want them to surrender easily, with the expectation of decent treatment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mark1971
No, she's like the goo baby...you'll just keep getting sucked further and further in.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (waarI)
So. Ratings for the oscars are so bad that they need to choreograph a couple of black guys fighting. Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (axyOa)
What a f*cking train wreck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)
It's more like the Geneva Suggestion, if you ask me!
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:58 PM (waarI)
They're more whatcha call Geneva Guidelines than a Code.
Posted by: Uke Captain Barbossa at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
Eh, I'll wait for ace to do a post on it sometime Tuesday afternoon.
Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (kOpft)
Will Smith has LGBTQIA+ kids btw. What a thin skinned faggot for not taking a joke about his wife being bald and a GI Jane joke.
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (PUddJ)
I'm actually worried about Ms Piggy, she is looking rather moon faced.
She is tearing her heart up with the rubber banding weight.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)
I'm sure the refugees will be relieved to hear that a bunch of shallow, self indulgent, super rich celebrities are wearing blue ribbons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)
"Can't wait for GI Jane 2."
Its a knock on his wife and that piece of shit movie I guess...but every actor or actress is in a dud.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 27, 2022 10:57 PM (9fmff)
YOU MUST GO NOW!!
Posted by: Chinese manager at Applebee's at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2022 10:51 PM (XIJ/X)
Trouble is, Jewells' Etsy link is, by a narrow technical definition. SPAM. It's not nasty, and I am not hating on her for posting it, but how does one configure an anti-SPAM engine to whitelist SPAM from one or two favored members? I wonder if King Harv and the crypto scammer are pissed that they have to pay Ace the big bucks to get their ads displayed, while Jewells gets a "free ride" for her little shop?
Jewells, maybe you could start a blog on mu.nu or mee.nu, basically just one page: who you are, what you make, and to contact you for orders. That way, you could scrap Etsy, and links to other blogs are generally allowed in your sig line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)
What a f*cking train wreck.
I can admire that he thought he was standing up for his wife, but I think his cheese is starting to slide off his cracker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Yep. Then its back to the gate-guarded mansion to relax.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (XG2Fi)
For a bunch of people who pretend to be tough it was underwhelming.
Smith should have crouched down, thrust up while grabbing rock's throat and kneed him.
What I learned to do anyway.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM
No driving or lamentations, then??
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (waarI)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 10:35 PM (nxdel)
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Can you put it into tinyurl? Or does Pixy block those, too?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Made a joke about Jada being bald (making the next G.I Jane movie).
Ironically Will Smith lets her bang other men as part of their healthy marriage.
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (PUddJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)
That's no reason to punch a guy on national TV.
Is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (f9EKv)
I've been on a cruise that stopped at Playa del Carmen. They warn you not to leave the nice resort areas. If you go anywhere like the Mayan ruins, you go on a tourist bus.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)
So pulling her hair from behind is out then.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:05 PM (MpNo6)
No you have a duty to leave the opfor an honorable out or you are risking getting your buddy killed.
Not a joke and US forces do train on the standard and are tested on it.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2022 10:26 PM (ybIRR)
When people have dementia they have to concentrate really hard to do simple things.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark1971
Which is why Chris Rock could have followed it up with cuckold jokes... And I know he wanted to go there after being slapped hard for telling a GI Jane joke but kept his cool and bit his tongue.
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (PUddJ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Moistened toilet plunger.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
So...he'll thump a man for making fun of his wife...but not a man *actually* banging his wife? Hollywood morals I guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (XG2Fi)
If you didn't see the players you only need one guess. It's freaking third world ridiculous. Wait to after the show and kick his ass. This ain't the BET Hip Hop Award Show.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (MpNo6)
so Will Smith's life....
His kids are a fucking mess of neuroses and gender confusion
His wife is essentially a risen escort to the point she *has* to cuck him with men and women to feel anything
and he is in the twilight of his action career and having to become a "serious actor" which probably is at the limit of his maximum ability.
Homeboy is frustrated with the world.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Marital standards, like the English language, be flexible, yo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Yk3/2)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (MpNo6)
Yeah I tried that the last time. Didn't work. Still banned.
AOP I honestly don't know how to do that. I'm tech challenged to say the least.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (nxdel)
In Will's defense, *I* am cooler than he is and he does a great job on clean-up for Jada and I.....
//The Paolo
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Cicero
Did they use 'Scoops'??
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2022 10:30 PM (sAmhv)
I predict that Soylent Green is going to hit California first.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM
What a cruel and eccentric comment!
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Careful, that could leave a massive hickey
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (XHHjS)
Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 11:10 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (MpNo6)
and Mr. Dickenballs
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2022 11:03 PM (xPl2J)
Professor Longhair has some wisdom to share on that topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZNxSOQtQp8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Charleston Heston at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Moistened toilet plunger.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Bravo.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:11 PM (lCui1)
He's on the hook for an assault either way.
Just the attempt to engage in violence is assault and violence is unwanted physical congress.
Even an aggressive finger jab to the xiphoid process is one.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)
given the massive debt laid on All Children, and the bailouts for billionaires that got rich on leveraged investments that then had to be saved when they lost (a a casino where they get huge leveraged wins, but bailed out if they lose) ... the judgment that the working class is not paying enough is a Big Lie.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (Cus5s)
If it wasn't staged, and I don't think it was...it was just a horrible display of lack of self-control in a setting that required it. The Academy needs to make a statement that these awards are being televised to a wide range of viewers and they expect the behavior and decorum to be indictive of all the participants to reflect that fact.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:12 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)
The conquest of western Germany went much, much easier because the Germans were willing to surrender.
Knowing that the Germans are a legalistic people, we dropped millions of leaflets in English and German, signed by General Eisenhower, that instructed American soldiers to treat the new POW in accordance with the Geneva Accords, and to quickly remove the POW from the battlefield. Many Germans surrendered with one of those leaflets.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Well it is Hollywood so a cumster fire? In the Bukakae Theatre.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (lCui1)
He made a joke about Jada going to make GI Jane 2 because of her shaved head.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (V5xRb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (XG2Fi)
Besides that, it's idiotic. The last thing on earth you want is having your enemies fight to the death - you want them to surrender easily, with the expectation of decent treatment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
***
This.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 27, 2022 11:08 PM (nxde
Post a direct request to Pixy on the weekend tech thread. You can post the question during the day on Saturday. Pixy reads them later, and responds on the Sunday Tech thread. There are probably Morons here who could help you set up a basic blog. Blog-hosting providers have templates you can use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (V5xRb)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (sVaFQ)
Shlop...ffft...shlop...ffft...shlop...
Perfect! Cruel, but perfect.
Posted by: Paco at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (u5NuV)
Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Moistened toilet plunger.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Pull my Black Swan Four Incher, baby!
Posted by: Jada to the random bull at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (MpNo6)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
I go if there is something I really want to see. Usually I go to the horror movies. However the last one I went to was "Death on the Nile". I like seeing a movie on the big screen and I like movie popcorn. The microwave stuff doesn't compare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (sVaFQ)
Nice recovery, Mav.
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
This could very well be, but at least they went to the trouble of getting original footage and not just using stuff from ARMA 3.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)
Just see how they are treating the J6 prisoners.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 27, 2022 11:20 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:18 PM (sVaFQ)
They are trying their best.
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:20 PM (V13WU)
It would be absolutely typical of the Azov Battalion, which is why I wonder if they are the ones doing it.
Or, who knows, maybe it's all RU agitprop.
A senior Ukrainian official put out a video today telling Ukrainian soldiers to abide by the Geneva Convention, so it seems that there is some truth to the mistreatment claims.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2
Last movie I saw in the movie house was Keanu in the afternoon on a weekday. I was the only one in the theater.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (u5NuV)
Maybe this would work:
https://is.gd/Prettys_4_you_by_Julie
I tried tinyurl, but it wouldn't allow me to fashion a custom link...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (C3+aI)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:17 PM (UewuT)
Likely.
And for consideration, given how corrupt Ukraine was/is, this could be nothing more than gangs settling scores.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)
I'm not really up on the health conditions of celebrity wives, but a poster above mentioned Alopecia, which is hair falling out around a few bald spots. A celebrity wife should have the money to make a wig out of her remaining hair or to just have a wig made. If that is her only health issue, she is lucky.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (EughT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Yeppers, DoJ just threw away the Constitution on that one.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (4M7Kl)
Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2022 11:22 PM (V5xRb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT
We have the finest mind in Hollywood working on it. Sean Penn.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
Humorous note: The song with the line "Let the bodies hit the floor" is not a rap song.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xhaym)
If they are in disagreement Missy goes to the front lines.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (6ac8h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:25 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)
I remember a Japanese game show where all the contestants had to stand over a spring loaded device, and the loser on any question would get instantly punched in the nuts. Now THAT would get me to watching the oscars again!
(for women the Giant Hand Slap from Jackass would do nicely)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNY6kfLMwYU
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (evAgx)
They can make fun of any conservative and it's just harmless joking. F him but SNL had no problem with Crenshaw losing an eye.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt "
How do you know they were women? Are you a biologist?
Posted by: Ripley at March 27, 2022 11:26 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
I still haven't forgotten Sean Penn's heroic work piloting a rescue rowboat during Katrina until it sank. Immediately.
The Ukrainians are lucky to have such a man on their side.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)
Scissors....
not a boxing glove scissors.
We are definitely not a civilization circling the drain.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (Lzpvj)
I guess it was staged ... some say it looked open handed ... ow just continued ... a real angry punch would do damage, Smith would probably be holding his hand saying
uch, punching hurt my hand, why was I not told that?"
And Rock would not have blown it off, he would say "ouch, that hurt". but What Evaaahhh.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Oh, I used to watch Joan Rivers do her commentary on that stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2022 11:21 PM (EughT)
You're not wrong - the joke was weird, but not horrible - Chris Rock didn't call her a hooker or a whack - he made fun of her shaved head.
But Will Smith needed to not treat a nationally televised event about awards and honor for a craft that, to my mind, doesn't even deserve it, as if he was a belligerent drunk at Kelsey's Bar at 1 AM.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:27 PM (5iUNf)
Davey Fwench has a fevah and that fevah is less Xians in politics...
bold assertion Davey now do fucking Muslims.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (PUddJ)
Correct as I jibed "FUCK YOU CHRIS WE MAKE FUN OF THE NORMIES HERE NOT US!"
//Will "King Dick" Smith
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)
I'd bet on Chris Rock in a match up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (UewuT)
I'd also think it was staged if it wasn't for Smith's continued profanity laced rant directed at Rock. If that was put on, give Smith an Oscar for that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (u5NuV)
Cause it seems a bit strange to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Don't be slurring the name of a good adjustable wrench maker, sven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (P3gRi)
That awkwardness with Will Smith yelling shit and f-bombs at Rock from his seat was not staged. It killed the mood of the show and was definitely not family friendly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)
Well the usual suspects over at Tepid are squeeing out saying "yeah man in the 30s and 40s in the South Xians never even voted!"
Tell you what let Donkey show us the way with Black Churches sitting out the next three elections first Dave.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)
230 pounds of blow
Good dog.
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (UewuT)
and the "Best Actress" awards decided by nude Jello wrestling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 10:53 PM (V13WU)
I'd bet on Chris Rock in a match up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2022 11:30 PM (+lVUW)
Jeeze, I can't take this crap anymore.
Posted by: Steve Wilkos at March 27, 2022 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.
Nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Looks like she is kitted out to be the Hookah Smoking Catepillar
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym)
Agreed, I think Smith was making a point of saving face not raging out.
Still wonderful look, NORMS RESTORED everyone.
Remember these cocksuckers are the ones who funded the bail funds.
Fuck all of them.
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (0G13K)
Do you really want that fartclam Gwyneth Paltrow rolling in the Jello?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: The Cops at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)
I've never seen Jello wilt before Cotton!
//Dodgeball 2
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit
You dropped this, King.
*crown emoji*
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (PUddJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)
It was a horrible display of uncivilized behavior considering what the event is about and why the have roasters hosting segments like Chris Rock. Smith should be embarrassed for himself that he behaved in an immature and sophomoric antic live on TV.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM (sVaFQ)
Well, she could lose, and Salma Hayek could win.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (P3gRi)
Speaking of NCIS binge, I sort of got on one myself. One of the stations runs that on Saturdays and Sundays. That's the original one, with Mark Harmon and the single digit seasons back in the 2000s.
I didn't pay it much attention, but there was nothing else on one time, and I sort of parked it there, a season 3 episode, IIRC. David MacCallum's "Ducky" character reeled me in to liking it, and then I was into it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Everyone act like you're working.
But when I'm working I act like I'm goofing off. What the hell am I supposed to do in this situation?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (sVaFQ)
maybe, but of course, that would have been part of the act. ... he can't just walk and "slap" Rock and not have some rant also rehearsed. sure .. he would practice to act that "emotion". I think real anger would not be a slap and walk away ... it was not that terrible a joke ... but ? idk for sure ... Hollywood is Drama.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)
Yeah...no kidding
Posted by: Juan Howard at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (+I6Y/)
This was sooooooo set up.
Uh, Will, if you are going to be the cuckhold, then be it. Don't try to impress us with your manhood after your son decided to be a girl and your wife got jiggy with everything else.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:34 PM
As a matter of fact...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (C3+aI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (sVaFQ)
They should carve that on the pedestal of his equestrian statue if he accomplishes that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (XG2Fi)
You know what? I think he actually did humanity some good after all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: The Academy at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:36 PM
Lena The Love Walrus...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (C3+aI)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2022 11:37 PM (LOVUx)
Well, we are talking about actors...
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (UewuT)
Flying Nun ... now with an AK. Stay tuned.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (H5S39)
https://bit.ly/3iI2e60
Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (i0wNm)
We should have an autopsy-off between Ducky and Quincy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:39 PM (H5S39)
But have you seen the Zapruder film?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:40 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:41 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:42 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:41 PM (sVaFQ)
Dammit, I was supposed to be incognito!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell, surprise Oscar guest at March 27, 2022 11:42 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (V13WU)
If I were going to bet, I'd bet it was staged. Classic "publicity stunt", to get a buzz about the Oscars and what idiot won what stupid award.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (KFhLj)
It was a magic slap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (5iUNf)
Well, I'm not. David Niven made me immortal.
Posted by: Robert Opel, Streaker, 1974 Academy Awards at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bronco1 at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (H5S39)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Eh, probably so. But I've been laughing so hard at the thought of those two jokers having a slap fight that I'm willing to give it to them.
Posted by: CppThis at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (UewuT)
publius is probably right, it's Andy Kaufman-esque performance art/kayfabe, most likely.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (+o9ie)
Posted by: runner
There were TWO slappers!?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (C3+aI)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:44 PM (0G13K
In Middle Eastern countries, yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:46 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2022 11:46 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A
Grassy knoll slapper - the worst kind.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Magic Slap at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Well if it has been Brie Larson, it would have missed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (aMA7g)
no, i just heard about it from Ethan Van Scvier
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Ring Announcer Guy at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)
When you enhance the footage, you clearly see another hand !
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Nah, just the clip after someone posted that Smith punched Rock. The internet is pretty freaking amazing about instantaneous information.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Comrade sven, Their votes will be tallied whether or not they actually bother to go to the polls!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM
You first...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (C3+aI)
Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
One humiliation followed by another. The circle of life in Satan's realm.
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (U8XFF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Some brave horde types are reporting on the silliness. We owe them our gratitude.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:49 PM (0G13K)
Does alopecia affect the entire body, or just the scalp?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: sven at March 27, 2022 11:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Davey is so extra. He doesn't just Blue Falcon conservatives, he double-fucks conservative Christians .
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 27, 2022 11:51 PM (+o9ie)
*hides ValuRite bottle*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 27, 2022 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages for commentators on probation!
Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (Cus5s)
Yeah, the more I think about it -- the Oscars were going in the ratings toilet. Who wants to watch that Hollywood work fest. So, someone comes up with an idea to get the broadcast all over the headlines.
I think they succeeded. We're all talking about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (aMA7g)
I hope reading about the Osker shenanigans at the DM after the fact isn't some op to get me to give a shit!
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (bhYIO)
Posted by: zigzag at March 27, 2022 11:53 PM (JPemD)
this was all orchestrated by putin to push the failure of his ukraine invasion out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)
At least I ain't on double secret probation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
There goes AOP, bringing the logic and sanity. You KNOW this can never stand, right? Right?
Fuck Etsy in their ever so gaped squeakholes; iirc they banned about half their contributors for 'questionable ideologies'. Ie, being conservatives.
Why would you continue to do business with a buncha hatemongers*?
*I get my car insurance from Progressive; their rates beat all the rest by 50% or better.
I have scruples, but they are negotiable. Especially when the rest of the ratpack is similarly compromised by the same ideologies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 11:55 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 27, 2022 11:55 PM (/ijUi)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Cus5s)
...
Smith looks like a bitch for sucker-slapping him.
Rock took it in stride.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose.
Posted by: Dean Vernon 'Ace' Wormer at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (7bRMQ)
The Headline you'll get: "Will Smith smacks Chris Rock because Putin and Trump are killing Ukrainians!"
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2022 11:57 PM (5iUNf)
America laughing at a couple of low-IQ pretenders' slap fight and about how much traffic Smith's wife's love canal sees after the fact probably isn't the attention they are looking for.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (KFhLj)
If I'm Rock I'm doing the math in my head about how much this settlement is going to be.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it
If so, then I call total set up.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:56 PM (0G13K)
He's such a girly man.
Posted by: Robert Opel, Streaker, 1974 Academy Awards at March 27, 2022 11:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2022 11:59 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 27, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)
...
No. Rock would had have to actually insulted Jada.
There's tons of black women who shave their head--how can she possibly be thin-skinned about being bald? Is she actually bald or does she shave it? Either way.
Rock called her an action star.
That's slap-worth?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (aMA7g)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 27, 2022 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
That's the 'secret' part.
I would still recommend not dropping any bars of soap in the shower though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (F0YaR)
Any publicity is good publicity, they used to say. This does have the feel of an old school Hollywood publicity stunt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
I still think the "slap" is a hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Censored in the US. Not censored in some other places, like Australia. Uncensored versions exist from outside the US.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:00 AM (F0YaR)
Ha! Joke's on you. I never shower.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, That Foot is that other Guy at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)
Everyone act like you're working.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)
The cats have given a half-hearted effort. They've conked out on me after 3 minutes of activity.
Posted by: pookysgirl, cat magnet at March 28, 2022 12:02 AM (XKZwp)
no, i just heard about it from Ethan Van Scvier
Posted by: Capital-A Ace
I heard it about from watching The Simpcast with Chrissie Mayr.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (3Iwtu)
There's tons of black women who shave their head--how can she possibly be thin-skinned about being bald? Is she actually bald or does she shave it? Either way.
Rock called her an action star.
That's slap-worth?
Posted by: TexasDan
If I raged stroked enough to physically assault someone, I sure as hell wouldn't be crying repentant a hour and a half later.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)
If The Boss really is here, I hasten to remind him it's late and he's got to get up at noon to start blogging...
Posted by: Zettai at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (f4L2n)
Though I did like his song Miami enough that I downloaded it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (u5NuV)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (f4L2n)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Everyone is Kung Fu fighting...
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
Time...
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (2Pbem)
Posted by: zigzag at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (XRLQM)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
to...
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Well, the japanese clip makes it seem more real, but only because what will smith yells afterward. Could be real fake-tough-guy anger.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
pad...
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:07 AM (r1z5A)
stats.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:09 AM (u5NuV)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Looking up Jada Pinkett-Smith to see if the carpet matches the drapes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)
You have my attention...
Posted by: Jada P. at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (U8XFF)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2022 12:08 AM (2Pbem)
Was Vince McMahon spotted backstage?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:10 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:03 AM (r1z5A)
Same here, I'd be in cuffs. (The night Pooky overdosed I almost decked his superintendent in the ER, because in my mind [still] he pushed Pooky in that direction. Thank God, literally, that I was holding my 4-year-old's hand and her being there stopped me.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying not to hold a grudge (and failing) at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (XKZwp)
If will smith didn't scream the f-ing word, I'd day it was definitely a hoax.
But using the f-ing word in the manner he did cast a pall on the show. That's not something they'd wish to do if this was staged for the show's benefit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Rick James at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (WWEIB)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (u5NuV)
Hey. I'm just quoting history.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (F0YaR)
They'll be back after they're done with the frame by frame analysis of the footage.
Posted by: Some Rat
Zapruder 2022
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:11 AM (3Iwtu)
They're rich, they're famous, they control culture. Doesn't mean they ain't stupid.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (u5NuV)
Yeah...he's a professional smartass, this sort of thing just adds to his brand.
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Milly Vanilly at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jen the original
The police arresting people based on video evidence would set a bad example.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Will Smith at March 28, 2022 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)
But isn't this Typical?
Once again, the Media foisted upon us something to "care about" or take notice of, AND they gave us something to "take sides" over. Because that's all we -- we must "take sides" on every stupid issue that comes across our screens.
Obviously, I'm going to be Chris Rock's side, while leftist shits will take will smith's side.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Chris Rock at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat
Come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 28, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:12 AM (UewuT)
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He didn't look like he was in on it. There was a very awkward moment as he tries to make light if it and then moves on to the nominees of the next category.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (XG2Fi)
Willie just said something about "Love makes you do crazy things". Yep, total stunt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ
That was funny.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (u5NuV)
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Heh, my brain went to the South Park episode with the "slapping dad".
Posted by: Some Rat at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)
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That's Hilariass
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: jewish lightning machine at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (U8XFF)
Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)
Hah good one.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 28, 2022 12:17 AM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (XG2Fi)
Nobody talks about my spanish wife like that. Nobody.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (3Iwtu)
But good to go on your thoughtless little pig daughter, right?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2022 12:18 AM (XG2Fi)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:20 AM (3Iwtu)
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ
Man oh man -- I thought I was the onliest one on this blog to have seen all 3 Trinity westerns.
Funny stuff.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2022 12:23 AM (F0YaR)
Heh. I just recalled the slap scene in 'Trinty is still my name':
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He did that routine in several movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:26 AM (63Dwl)
She's not Spanish, Alec. At best, she's Esperanto.
Posted by: Cicero
Excuse me. Excuse me.
You keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (P3gRi)
It is claimed that during her 50-year career, she also predicted the Coronavirus pandemic, Chernobyl disaster in Ukraine in 1986 and the death of Princess Diana in 1997.
The psychic reportedly predicted the Covid outbreak 'years ago' when she warned: 'The corona will be all over us.'"
Died 25 years ago
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:27 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at March 28, 2022 12:28 AM (3Iwtu)
hmmmm...you can say that might have come true in a way...
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (V13WU)
Also, the beer, the sun, and the Paolo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2022 12:29 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ike Turner at March 28, 2022 12:31 AM (9unzF)
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:32 AM (UewuT)
I would like to see that "psychic's" exact phrasing of these predictions. I'm sure they are sufficiently vague that many things can be shoehorned into them.
Like Nostradamus's writings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
In modern America if you pay taxes you are a chump.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (f9EKv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (KFhLj)
This was all planned, in advance, for years and years.
The video has been scrubbed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2022 12:36 AM (jTmQV)
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)
I've never heard about there being a cult of hot sewer chicks, but I'm intrigued.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 12:38 AM (S3EUx)
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)
Will Simp
Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:38 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
To slap a man in public was the original definition of hubris, A public shaming of a man.
That said... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:40 AM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (8E+wy)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (KAi1n)
A Bald Win?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SFGoth
The superlative is 'fakest of fakey-fake-fakes.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (p6Md5)
Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock.
lol
Good spin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (3Iwtu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:42 AM (p6Md5)
I think the winner of the poll was Fakey McFakeface.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 28, 2022 12:41 AM (8E+wy)
Mutual combat!!!
Posted by: CppThis at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (UewuT)
Him playing Capt. Save-a-Ho isn't gonna help much now.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 28, 2022 12:37 AM (vuisn)
Will Simp
Posted by: 29Victo
LMAO
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (lheE0)
Like Nostradamus's writings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Nostradamus predicted the Smith-Rock War of 2022.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2022 12:44 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 27, 2022 11:45 PM (0G13K)
You did it, Ace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:45 AM (ybIRR)
Donny Osmond's PR bunch wanted to set up a drug bust scandal for him back in the early '80s. They wanted to rehabilitate his squeaky clean image and make a bad boy out of him: "Donny Osmond arrested for drugs!"
He refused to do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Smith stood up for his wife who had been publicly humiliated over her hair loss by Chris Rock.
lol
Good spin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at March 28, 2022 12:43 AM (3Iwtu)
Smith laughed at the joke and got scolded by his cuckolding wife so he went after Chris to get out of trouble.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:46 AM (BJKQV)
I'm sure you could find something in those cryptic quatrains that you could make fit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (ybIRR)
If you look closely there's a second slap coming from the grassy knoll
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (kOpft)
It is claimed that during her 50-year career, she also predicted the Coronavirus pandemic, Chernobyl disaster in Ukraine in 1986 and the death of Princess Diana in 1997.
The psychic reportedly predicted the Covid outbreak 'years ago' when she warned: 'The corona will be all over us.'"
Died 25 years ago
Posted by: runner
Lightweight.
Posted by: Bill Cooper at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (lheE0)
Off-year World Cup Modern Pentathlon in Cairo, only one US male and one US female sent. In the "Mixed Relay" equestrian stage, where you draw straws for the horse and tack (gone after next Olympics), US woman likes the horse on the warm-up run, gets ready, and the provided left stirrup strap snaps, stirrup falls off. She can't take a zero, doesn't want to risk another horse, so she calls the coach over and has him remove the other stirrup.
Rode the jumps without stirrups. Clean ride, perfect score. Daughter and granddaughter of Western Slope barrel racers. "Learned to rope and ride."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 12:47 AM (videA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)
At least he didn't jump on a couch. They never, never forgive or forget that.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 28, 2022 12:48 AM (8E+wy)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 28, 2022 12:48 AM (V9KQP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I thought that boat sank.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:50 AM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 12:52 AM (videA)
When the solar illness wanes
The young pup will scorn the lioness
Rousing the ire of her aging mate
And all the world will murmur and twitter
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:53 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 12:54 AM (KAi1n)
When the solar illness wanes
The young pup will scorn the lioness
Rousing the ire of her aging mate
And all the world will murmur and twitter
Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2022 12:53 AM (kOpft)
Isn't that Blue Oyster Cult?
Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2022 12:57 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:00 AM (KAi1n)
hmmmm...you can say that might have come true in a way...
Posted by: runner
It depends how the prophecy counts presidents. Trump was #45 because Cleveland was both 22 and 24. If Cleveland only counts once, then the current occupant is #45, and the prophecy has time yet.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2022 01:01 AM (P1f+c)
OK then... that's ALL I need to know about Hollyweird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2022 01:01 AM (oHd/0)
It's funny tho because Will Smith cucked the NeoCons.
Posted by: dad life enjoyer at March 28, 2022 01:02 AM (lheE0)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (S3EUx)
I hope every fucking coal miner in WVA who voted for him starves once his mine closes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (f9EKv)
Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (edU/H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:04 AM (sVaFQ)
The ONLY opinion that I'll look to here, is when SLAPweasel weighs in.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (KAi1n)
Why not give it to them?
Run to a dollar store's toy section and buy some play money.
Slip one of the bills into an envelope and mail it to them. (Don't lick the envelope to seal it, that's just gross. Also, that DNA thing and all. Let the dog lick it.)
If the bill has 'Made in China' printed on it, be sure to highlight it. (That makes a point in itself.)
And, don't forget the Climate Change lefties. Send them imaginary money to help solve their imaginary crisis.
Posted by: the last to post at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (+EFsm)
That said... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2022 12:40 AM (p6Md5)
I remember a certain Slap Fight Video here... that got a lot of people threatened with Bannination!
How... prophetic.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2022 01:05 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ZOD at March 28, 2022 01:06 AM (x8kT3)
death isn't the handicap it used to be.
Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc SSc at March 28, 2022 01:03 AM (edU/H)
I'm feeling better....
Posted by: Bring out yer Covid Patients... at March 28, 2022 01:06 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHC)
Excellent!
Posted by: Bill & Ted at March 28, 2022 01:10 AM (8E+wy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:11 AM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
/Air Guitar!
Posted by: Bring out yer Covid Patients... at March 28, 2022 01:15 AM (oHd/0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjB94N4yco
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
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That.
The article referred to it as He !!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
Is a pig's ass pork? There would be no maiden without the gallop. I did a short stint in a maiden cover band some years back. that shit is part of my soul.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
>After two minutes, the bike started belching smoke and spewing oil.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:25 AM (S3EUx)
Why not give it to them?
And, don't forget the Climate Change lefties. Send them imaginary money to help solve their imaginary crisis.
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Excellent idea except it's a waste of my ever more expensive postage stamps.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 28, 2022 01:25 AM (S3EUx)
Not that one. Evo sportster. It got valve seals, oil tight, and a pretty good tune to idle like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:28 AM (VwHCD)
Go through the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovel and later.
What do you think what was the best LOOKING H-D series of engines? Hell with how they ran, lasted, performed, etc.
Which was the H-D propulsive Eye Candy?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
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"Scientifically?" Capillary action.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
Go through the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovel and later.
What do you think what was the best LOOKING H-D series of engines? Hell with how they ran, lasted, performed, etc.
Which was the H-D propulsive Eye Candy?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Well, I had them all. Hands down I love the panhead as far as looks go. The knuck is also pretty cool. I should have never sold the ones I had.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (KAi1n)
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What, you put lime in the coconut?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
I love playing that one. Ironically, no gallop in that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:37 AM (VwHCD)
https://tinyurl.com/5n78b2kx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2022 12:15 AM (sTOQ
Man oh man -- I thought I was the onliest one on this blog to have seen all 3 Trinity westerns.
Funny stuff.
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Nope I have seen them too. When Terence Hill takes a bath, then shakes the dust out of his shirt before putting it back on ... LOL.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
TO 1B-26K-4 Fig 86 Index #9 is labeled as: Ash Receiver, Tobacco.
It is on the center console between the pilot and co-pilot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:42 AM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: General Patton at March 28, 2022 01:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2022 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
I'd LOVE to see a modernized Panhead stuffed into an H-D ServiCar trike.
The sidevalve 750 was the basis of the XR-750 to be sure, but it's just not a Big Twin, in function or form.
And I can't even keep up with the new stuff H-D is putting onto the streets. The mind, it boggles!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 01:56 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (arJlL)
I'd LOVE to see a modernized Panhead stuffed into an H-D ServiCar trike.
The sidevalve 750 was the basis of the XR-750 to be sure, but it's just not a Big Twin, in function or form.
And I can't even keep up with the new stuff H-D is putting onto the streets. The mind, it boggles!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Not hard to do actually. S&S makes what they call special construction Panhead engine cases. Its a set of panhead cases, but the left side case uses an alternator like the newer engines, so that means it can use the longer engine shaft of the 1970-up electric start bikes, and that means it can be bolted up to the modern 5 or 6 speed trans with the modern drive line, and seeing that from the knuckled all the way up to the evo motor uses the same motor mount pattern you can stick that motor in just about any frame and bolt it right up to whatever drive system it has. The sevi-car was a 45, so it won't fit, BUT you can get frame that would fit it, and just build the retro bike around it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (VwHCD)
Errors as in left overs from the A-26 days.
For example the right hand jump seat since the original Invader only had one pilot, the K was configured for two pilots hence two seats.
The most glaring error is the figures showing how an A-26 could carry internally two Mk XIII torpedoes.
Yeah drop a couple torpedoes on Charlie on the Ho Chi Mihn Trail to sink those trucks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 01:58 AM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
A shot rang out! Then Hillarity ensued!
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2022 02:02 AM (sVaFQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:03 AM (VwHCD)
get yer ass over here!
Posted by: choogle at March 28, 2022 02:04 AM (trGeO)
While I would never want a Gold Wing trike, cause I don't wear SAS nursing home shoes (yet)..
I'd dig an H-D trike with some seriously modern propulsion, and whatever three-wheeled upgrades might be stolen from the State of the Art roadgoing trike platforms. True differentials, disc-brakes, and Independent Rear Suspensions, chief amongst them.
Oh, and today's standard slightly raked out triple trees to make a trike/sidecar easier to handle, and a bit of a rear suspension stretch to ad about 4" to the wheelbase, same reasons.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)
The older HD's like the panheads actually had adjustable rake trees for use with side cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:09 AM (VwHCD)
Thought you knew that they were dropping those torpedoes against the North Vietnamese Navy Sampans in all those brown water rivers?
Nah, they didn't expect the torpedoes to "run hot and true". They just hoped the damn things would land on top of the Sampan and crush it down to the riverbed. Where it would KaBoom all the "bring back" guns the G.I.s had stored up from canoe drops, for later retrieval.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:11 AM (QzJWU)
He's been chasing the problem, was at Autozone with the car and I admired it. The conversation dalt with the overheat issue. Upshot was they're going to pull the engine and I was asked if I'd like to participate.
Absolutely yes I would.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (KATBx)
Compared to today's $2,000 raked triple tree aftermarket assemblies.
Bass. Turds.
/hasta la nite nite Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos is LIAR at March 28, 2022 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)
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But he saved the beer first, you notice.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, strapped to the mast at March 28, 2022 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 02:21 AM (arJlL)
He's been chasing the problem, was at Autozone with the car and I admired it. The conversation dalt with the overheat issue. Upshot was they're going to pull the engine and I was asked if I'd like to participate.
Absolutely yes I would.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:14 AM (KATBx)
Those a frigging cool. Man though, many reasons why those can overheat, a lot that might be cured without yanking the engine, unless he exhausted all the easy fixes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2022 02:22 AM (videA)
Posted by: Miklos, Valu-Rite valued repeat customer at March 28, 2022 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: not hiya at March 28, 2022 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:24 AM (PH356)
Posted by: Coach Mikloskzryscewski at March 28, 2022 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
I can't recall when I'd last seen a current film in a movie house...
Posted by: Zettai at March 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/zLl2)
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Last one I saw was Skyfall.
I saw Midway a couple three times. Before that I think it was Fury. Stuff just doesn't seem interesting, and certainly not interesting enough to give that industry any money.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 28, 2022 02:27 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Miklos, strapped to the mast
One suspects that Miklos has been drinking
Posted by: Alternate Universe non-bearded Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Okay, well, it took them a couple of hours, but the left wing twitter made it All About Race.
The Oscars was 75% black, tonight, but, somehow, one black hollywood celery slapping another black celery was...white supremacy.
One twitter shithead tweets: "No way Will Smith does that to a white comedian. He wouldn't have even made it to the stage."
You see, that was "allowed" to happen by the "white Academy show" because it was black-on-black.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:30 AM (PH356)
What's worse than a dumpster fire?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2022 10:01 PM
A dumpster fire at a mercaptan plant?
Particularly when it spreads to a storage tank.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 28, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
He's already done the water pumps, stats, boiled the rad.
I told him to get a digital thermometer and shoot the block with it behind the pumps and ahead of the starter, bet he'll find hot spots which indicate core sand, blockage, a pretty common issue with flatties.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: nine year old Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
In other words, the racist Academy done did it to the blacks, again! They somehow connived will smith into hitting chris rock just to give Whitey some minstrel entertainment!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:33 AM (PH356)
Posted by: twenty-nine year old Miklos at March 28, 2022 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Already posted on food thread but if didn't see it
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 02:34 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 28, 2022 02:35 AM (PH356)
Posted by: Miklos has been stocking up on pancake mix at March 28, 2022 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 28, 2022 02:41 AM (dNqv+)
He's already done the water pumps, stats, boiled the rad.
I told him to get a digital thermometer and shoot the block with it behind the pumps and ahead of the starter, bet he'll find hot spots which indicate core sand, blockage, a pretty common issue with flatties.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:32 AM (KATBx)
Yup, thats all the easy fixes, lol. I wonder if he checked the timing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ruby Tuesdays at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (ldL4g)
Complete photo sequence--
https://archive.ph/Q8cvA
Similar to the Sourpuss who tried to
bend Gov. DeSantis to her will, when
he gave students the choice to de-mask.
Posted by: zigzag at March 28, 2022 02:47 AM (RO1lI)
"That's how you act, son!"
Posted by: RickZ
https://tinyurl.com/ywpat2wy
Posted by: Miklos, who has been known to consort with thespians at March 28, 2022 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Explain, and you will Get VIP Card!
Posted by: Ruby Tuesdays at March 28, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Crapplebees.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VwHCD)
Great guy, Methodist minister turned professional poker player...
I had to question his faith on that
Posted by: Miklos, who has met all kinda interesting peoples at March 28, 2022 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Darleen and the whole Waffle House Family consider Applebees as for downscale loser wannabees
Posted by: Miklos, with Hot Parking lot Truth at March 28, 2022 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Goodnite, good people. Be safe,stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2022 02:59 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 28, 2022 02:59 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Miklos, I don't think they worked, so much as :workin' it: at March 28, 2022 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklosian Guerilla Marketing SA de CV at March 28, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Ancient Days of 1000 comment ONTs at March 28, 2022 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, low and slow at March 28, 2022 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - picked the wrong century to give up psychedelics? at March 27, 2022 09:53
LMAO, mw. You have always entertained me. One smart dude, I know at least back to the Rombley critter running for prez, prolly before, my memory is hazy some days.
Hope all is well w/ you and yours, keep on keeping on.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos, low and slow at March 28, 2022 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Broken hands?
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (ldL4g)
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Miklosious eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
From Every internet connected shire
To ONT of Canterburys they wend
Posted by: Miklos, Old Skool at March 28, 2022 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos is really that lazy at March 28, 2022 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RickZ
------
Just lazy
Posted by: Miklos is really that lazy at March 28, 2022 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Jada Pinkett-Smith is available for your self-pleasuring pleasure. Now with free slap.
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:27 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:28 AM (arJlL)
Shitter's full!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 28, 2022 03:28 AM (X8XYH)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (X8XYH)
Any all all promises or ga-ron-tees of fresh okra and/or any other fruit, vegetable, and/or fruit and/or vegetable type item are hereby cancelled, annulled, and quitclaimed, and other legal Whatnot.
The part of the family that inherited the Biltmore House and some acreage have been helpful.
The Publius and Duchess scions inherited the rest, and have donated their 17,000 acres to a Nature Reserve run by notorious Democrats.
Posted by: Miklos, probably false and defamatory at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 03:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos, probably false and defamatory at March 28, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Repeating yourself again? Having a Biden presidential moment? C'mon man, stop saying that, you know, that thing!
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2022 03:34 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: JT
Having a Biden presidential moment? C'mon man, stop saying that, you know, that thing!
Posted by: RickZ
Ask yourself if SLEEP™ is right for you.
I got some free samples, and gonna try this right now
Posted by: Miklos "Larry" Welk, biddingv adieu, au revoir, auf wiedersehen to you at March 28, 2022 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Dude, I just ate supper!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 27, 2022 10:03
Good grief, I can't hardly read a smart military blog, until you 2 get me laughin so hard I'm gonna stroke out.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2022 03:41 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: insomnia rabbit holes at March 28, 2022 03:44 AM (ELzkb)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 03:58 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 03:59 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2022 04:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 28, 2022 04:01 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2022 04:04 AM (2JoB8)
"They don't break down in the environment" means that they are not chemically active.
Which means that - unless they are radioactive - they are not toxic.
Posted by: Tar Bae at March 28, 2022 09:14 AM (PNwTD)
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