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Stormy Daniels Loses Appeal; She Now Owes Trump $300,000 in Lawyers Fees

Trump is the first man in history to present a prostitute with a bill.

File this under politics makes strange bedfellows.

Former President Donald Trump's steamy battle with past porn star Stormy Daniels is finally over. Now she owes him nearly $300,000 in attorney fees, Trump claims, as a result of her losing bid to keep her defamation suit alive.

Trump challenged the media to report the outcome with many outlets ignoring his wish. But this win comes as the former president, said to be mulling a comeback in 2024, faces other legal troubles.

For today, he's celebrating.

"As I have stated many times throughout the years, I never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, nor would I ever have wanted to. The ruling was a total and complete victory and vindication for, and of me," Trump said in a statement from his 45 Office email account.

"The lawsuit was a purely political stunt that never should have been started, or allowed to happen, and I am pleased that my lawyers were able to bring it to a successful conclusion after the court fully rejected her appeal. Now all I have to do is wait for all of the money she owes me," he added.

"P.S. The Fake News probably won't report this story!" Trump added in the statement.

Michael Avenatti pushed Stormy Daniels to bring this lawsuit for his own private interest, not hers. She was always exposed to this risk of having to pay huge lawyers' fees -- California's defamation law has a provision that punishes those who bring lawsuits to reduce public participation in political debate, and Daniels walked right into this judgment for $300,000 by brining the suit in California.

And Avenatti told her to do that.

Not only did he steal the money she was owed for her book, but he also saddled her with $300,000 in lawyers' fees for a suit that never should have been brought, just so he'd have something to talk about with Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper on CNN.

Oh: Coincidentally, the amount Avenatti embezzled from her for her "book" (really just another media-subsidized political hit and undisclosed, money-laundered campaign contribution to the Democrats) was also $300,000.

Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

That would be sweet.

Posted by: Ace at 01:59 PM




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1 That's a lot of dollar bills. I hope her g-string can take it.

Posted by: huerfano at March 22, 2022 02:00 PM (MzKgG)

2 $300k, toots. Same as in downtown Manhattan.

-DJT

Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2022 02:00 PM (VJsqe)

3 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 22, 2022 02:00 PM (z5Vrg)

4 No way. But read the content, so not first.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 22, 2022 02:01 PM (VYtjM)

5 He just grabbed my bank account by the pussy!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 22, 2022 02:02 PM (IQuyA)

6 Shake it baby!

Posted by: Squidster at March 22, 2022 02:02 PM (/laOj)

7 That's a lot of money for an older porn star.
Going to have to make it up in volume..

Posted by: Stateless at March 22, 2022 02:02 PM (FsZ2q)

8 Enjoy jail, Stormy. Probably not the first time.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2022 02:03 PM (ONvIw)

9 Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

Didn't she already make this movie?

Stormy is...CAGED HEAT 65. This senior carpet muncher will stop at nothing to see her record cleared and her cell mates smiling. Come soon to a NetFlix to you!

Posted by: Obligatory at March 22, 2022 02:03 PM (ESjRY)

10 The Trump curse strikes again!

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 22, 2022 02:03 PM (+56GQ)

11 Is this the Cruelty thread?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 02:03 PM (HsAzN)

12 The Sluts of Cell Block 'D'

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:04 PM (nyJE4)

13 7 That's a lot of money for an older porn star.
Going to have to make it up in volume..

Stormy's gonna have to do butt stuff to raise that kinda scratch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 02:04 PM (HsAzN)

14 Trump is the first man in history to present a prostitute with a bill.


I am soooo going to drop that on my class today.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (axyOa)

15 >>12 The Sluts of Cell Block 'D'

DDD you mean

ugh she's awful.

Posted by: Ace (Victor Davis Hanson Distinguished Scholar) at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (0G13K)

16 Curtis Stormy got SLAP'd!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (nyJE4)

17 Didn't she get a book deal? She should be able to pay Trump out of the cash she's raking in... supposedly.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still not published at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (XKZwp)

18 I'm gonna have to get a bigger wringer

Posted by: STORMY at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (us2H3)

19 Funny: Stormy has to pay Trump

Funnier: She'll go to jail to not pay him

Funniest: Her cell mate in a recently sex changed Avenatti.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

20 So did Trump have an affair with her or not? She swears he did. He denies it left and right. I generally don't attach much credibility to men denying affairs. But Trump has admitted to other affairs and it was common knowledge back then that he was a playboy. So why not admit to banging Stormy, if indeed it happened? She's a TMU now, but she was hot back in the day.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

21 Stormy won't go to jail. She'll just lose $300k in assets plus judgment interest, which is sweeter than market rates.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (nMx88)

22 You'd think she'd bring a malpractice suit against Avenatti.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (KFhLj)

23 $300 per trick. 1,000 tricks. Three per day. One year on her back.

Posted by: Squidster at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (/laOj)

24 Wow, her lawyer did her worse then I did.

And trust me...I left some marks!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

25 >>ugh she's awful.


She's no LaSirena69.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (nyJE4)

26 Well, that sucks, huh, Stormy?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (RkC6l)

27 Props to Trump.

I miss him, and the brief window of how the country should be that we had.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (V6f9+)

28 She'll just start a GoFundMe.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (3SFo/)

29 Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

That would be sweet.

========

GoFundMe will let her fundraise, right?

Is she one of the anointed still?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (xPkf4)

30 Hat tip: Not only will they let you grab'em by the pussy...they'll pay you for it!

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ESjRY)

31 $300 k.
She's gonna have to work her ass off to pay that.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (axyOa)

32 The funny part is you know Avenatti presented this to her as if there was no way any of it could go sideways. It went all kinds of sideways.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (AD3JT)

33 >>Stormy's gonna have to do butt stuff to raise that kinda scratch.


Her poor Fartclam.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (nyJE4)

34 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

By all accounts, Trump stopped his philandering ways around the time Barron was born.

The Stormy thing, if it happened, was right before that. She may have been his last goomah.

(I tend to think he was banging her, but nobody knows. Just a hunch...)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (HsAzN)

35 And, recall, he was seriously discussed as a potential Democrat Presidential candidate

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (wkC12)

36 har-dee-har-har.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (wAnMi)

37 Germophobe Trump schtup sloppy Daniels?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (LCzyp)

38 Has she considered Only Fans to work off her debt?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (rJ48h)

39 Is she one of the anointed still?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM


Lubricated, perhaps. Anointed, not so much.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (RkC6l)

40 Stormy's mistake was that she shoulda gone into politics.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (nyJE4)

41 "As I have stated many times throughout the years, I never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, nor would I ever have wanted to...."

"... because I have a thing about STDs and crabs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

42 ... by brining the suit in California
-------------------------------
Avenatti assaulted her!

What a dill-hole!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (UHVv4)

43 Trump belongs on Mt. Rushmore. Eff Teddy Roosevelt

Posted by: jmel at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (RWHIh)

44 They should work out a deal where she registers as a Vegas whore and pays it back via gift certificate humps. Trump could pass them out like campaign flyers. Most would be saved as collectibles. Slogan- you've been fucked by other pols, but I got you laid.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (9KXDf)

45 Overruled
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (OalnH)

46 Even if ithis story wasn't true, we need a true conservative president who will stand up strong to the media, fight for social causes we are about, and won't attract these kinds of vicious swirling allegations.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (7eoML)

47 Is this the Cruelty thread?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 02:03 PM (HsAzN)


I have said it before: Ace of Spades is not cruel. It might be nalbinding, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (xhaym)

48 And Avenatti told her to do that.

Not only did he steal the money she was owed for her book, but he also saddled her with $300,000 in lawyers' fees for a suit that never should have been brought, just so he'd have something to talk about with Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper on CNN.

++++
"Iron" Mike Avenatti is a piece of shit and was always a greaseball. He just exudes sleaze. So does Daniels. They're kinda perfect for each other. And perfect for CNN, for that matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

49 The tragedy in this story is time.

Once upon a time at her peak say 1000 a lap dance she could have paid this off in 300 sessions.

When she had her "comeback" (phrasing) she was a 500 dollar whore so 600.

Now she is a 2 dollar whore so she has to do 150,000 lapdances.

At 5 minutes a lap dance that is 12,500 hours spent lapdancing assuming 5 minutes per session.

520 1/3 straight days of lapdancing, Save Stormy Daniels

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)

50 Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post fame wrote a scathing opinion piece chastising Trump supporters for staying by his side through the Stormy Daniels saga.

Wonder how he likes his crow.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (N39Ws)

51
Surprising. She or attorney must have really screwed up bad to get a judge to side with OMB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (7U3R4)

52 I would not be surprised if the media spun Trump's victory as more Russian interference in our judicial process.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (YIVH2)

53 37 Germophobe Trump schtup sloppy Daniels?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 22, 2022 02:08 PM (LCzyp)
____________

Yeah, considering the army that has marched between her legs, it is to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

54 My problem said if she had a gun she would shoot me. And yes she also said she would never pay me. Wouldn't be my last rodeo either. Life can be excitingly sad.

Right out of Catch 22....Nately's Whore.

Posted by: torabora at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (7BV+M)

55 But Trump has admitted to other affairs and it was common knowledge back then that he was a playboy. So why not admit to banging Stormy, if indeed it happened? She's a TMU now, but she was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

__

I believe the timing would indicate he was fucking Stormy when Melania was pregnant with Baron. Not exactly a good look for him to admit it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (OalnH)

56 Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post fame wrote a scathing opinion piece chastising Trump supporters for staying by his side through the Stormy Daniels saga.

Bad, terrible, no good: Trump banging super models and porn stars

Good, decent, presidential: Biden banging his daughter

Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

57 Pornstars are the best-read people in America.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 22, 2022 02:10 PM (HgGBT)

58 If he never had an affair why did he pay her to be quiet? Maybe he didn't but then it was beyond stupid to pay her . Especially the amount that he did. There are other women who claimed the same thing that he didn't pay. That said I never cared one way or the other as this was the Trump I perceived in the 80's . No surprise.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 22, 2022 02:10 PM (FuraN)

59 ... She's a TMU now, but she was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I'm not familiar with that one, so I looked it up. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

60 Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post fame wrote a scathing opinion piece chastising Trump supporters for staying by his side through the Stormy Daniels saga.

Wonder how he likes his crow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

*

You're projecting, my friend. They are completely unaffected by these things. He couldn't care less what he said in the past. Matter of fact, I bet he'd double down on it if he could.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (i/z3O)

61 35 And, recall, he was seriously discussed as a potential Democrat Presidential candidate
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 22, 2022 02:07 PM (wkC12)
___________

They rejected as having too high a moral character.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

62 Didn't she get a book deal? She should be able to pay Trump out of the cash she's raking in... supposedly.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still not published at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM


Avenatti embezzled it, along with the money that the disabled guy won in an injury suit and a bunch more

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (EughT)

63 520 1/3 straight days of lapdancing, Save Stormy Daniels
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)
++++
Two things:
1. Math on the blog.
2. You forgot the tax man. She'll have to do at least 50% more than that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

64 Didn't she get a book deal? She should be able to pay Trump out of the cash she's raking in... supposedly.
Posted by: pookysgirl


Avenetti stole that money too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (OrkJ9)

65 63 520 1/3 straight days of lapdancing, Save Stormy Daniels
Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)
++++
Two things:
1. Math on the blog.
2. You forgot the tax man. She'll have to do at least 50% more than that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (xPkf4)

66 63 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

She'll comp Han-Tur a couple and be golden...

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (Lzpvj)

67 LoL

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (eVZE7)

68 Tough Ho to Row.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (lgeFv)

69 Does this make her a cheap whore?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (FVME7)

70 Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (xPkf4)
++++
Probably some, just to fly under the RADAR. But if she suddenly pays a major settlement in cash, it would likely raise suspicion...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (DU+/6)

71 >>Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?


Just the fleshy ones.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (nyJE4)

72 She can ...Write a book!
Like Obama!

Posted by: torabora at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (7BV+M)

73
Doesn't Stormy have some new show where she talks to dead people or some shit? Like an even whorier John Edward?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (7U3R4)

74 Schlonged her right in the fartclam.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (rjpjQ)

75 AOP and others: No, Chekov is not gone yet, but the vet is coming to take care of him on Thursday afternoon. Much as I hate to do it, it's become clear that he is not taking any pleasure in life, withdrawing, not eating much and is losing weight, etc. It's time.

I've told the crematory people that his brass plaque should read, "Brother to Wolf, Bringer of Joy" (the latter phrase being Miss Linda's description of him).

Before then, we'll spend as much time as we can with him or near him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (txdEq)

76 I hope she rots in jail... and has to also pay the $300,000. Trumpenfreude wins again!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (XSRBF)

77 Rekeita Law was talking at some point about appeals cases and how most people think it's just a mulligan. Where, in fact, in an appeal, all the presumptions are against you. The lower court has to have demonstrably and provably screwed up and not just in some jot or tittle.

Posted by: OTeenaged Actor at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (nfrXX)

78 Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post fame wrote a scathing opinion piece chastising Trump supporters for staying by his side through the Stormy Daniels saga.
Wonder how he likes his crow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (N39Ws)


Our media betters never walk back what they state when they are proven totally wrong. The best we can hope for is that he will admit to being factually incorrect, but absolutely on the money in how this reflects the sump of iniquity that is Trump's soul

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (xhaym)

79 This is the problem with "pay them to go away" settlements; its an admission of guilt to people who either don't like you or don't know much about how this stuff works.

Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?

I think it works like wait staff tips; the state presumes x amount of tips to y amount of sales, and you pay taxes on that (almost always less than they really make).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

80 28 She'll just start a GoFundMe.
Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (3SFo/)
____________

"nd" or "ck?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

81 The top banner on any AoSHQ post leads to the http site and not the https site.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (44ww/)

82 Supposedly Jen Psaki has tested positive for COVID. I thought she already had it?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

83 Stormy is also getting older, so it's not like anyone wants to see her pink parts anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (XSRBF)

84 Didn't she get a book deal? She should be able to pay Trump out of the cash she's raking in... supposedly.
Posted by: pookysgirl


Avenetti stole that money too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (OrkJ9)


Let's face it. She just isn't very bright.
Soon to be marketed into a tragic figure on the par of Smollett.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (axyOa)

85 Posting also moves you from https to http.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (44ww/)

86 Before then, we'll spend as much time as we can with him or near him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*

Trust me on this one. Get a little paw print. Plaster or ink, doesn't matter. Get one.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (i/z3O)

87 I CAN'T QUIT YOU!

Posted by: COVID to Jen Psaki at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

88 That's a lot for her to swallow. Somehow I think she will be forced to spit it up and just have to take it in the ass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (GwxCX)

89 She probably doesn't have a cent to pay him.

Avenatti really is a scum bucket. His job as a lawyer, if he was legitimate, part of that is to know *where* to sue by knowing what laws apply differently indifferent states. The other part is to advise the client in the client's best interest.

Posted by: Synova at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (BD/yx)

90 >>Before then, we'll spend as much time as we can with him or near him.


So sad and sorry to hear, man.

Time for a steak dinner and maybe a trip to Dairy Queen for a cone (if he can take the trip in his condition).

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (nyJE4)

91 Doesn't Stormy have some new show where she talks to dead people or some shit? Like an even whorier John Edward?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (7U3R4)
____________

"Take that back!" - Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

92 It's a good thing that my heart is not made of stone.

I am laughing like a demented hyena.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (VqNuf)

93 Crap. That'll teach me to edit the sock first. The post button is too close to the backspace on a phone.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (nfrXX)

94 Is this still an example of winning ??

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Avenatti azzwipes at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (8m/Xb)

95 83 Stormy is also getting older, so it's not like anyone wants to see her pink parts anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (XSRBF)

Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

96 I don't know, her story was so weird. She said Trump made her hit his ass with a rolled up magazine or something.

every fake story about Trump involves strange behavior that only a demorat stooge could dream u p

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (789oB)

97 Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (xPkf4)

Yes, but they MASSIVELY under-report tips. Just like lots of waitresses do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (V6f9+)

98 $300 per trick. 1,000 tricks. Three per day. One year on her back.
Posted by: Squidster

I won't stand for that!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (FVME7)

99 Oh, by the way I figured out the Russian wariness about Trump. Apparently in Russian the term "Tromb" is a blood clot, and is pronounced "Trump"

I wonder what the Russian false cognate for "Biden" is?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (xhaym)

100 For the record, Stormy Daniels never had any appeal to me.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (9oU28)

101 You're projecting, my friend. They are completely unaffected by these things. He couldn't care less what he said in the past. Matter of fact, I bet he'd double down on it if he could.

It definitely does sting them (see also: Biden Voters Taking Their "L"s getting suspended by Twitter for hurting people's feelings, even though they literally post nothing original, just other people's posts). That won't move the needle in terms of governance or anything, but it's easy and fun to point that stuff out.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

102 Did Avenatti "court" her too?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (rJ48h)

103 Garrett or Ace? > https://tinyurl.com/yajpvxpc

Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (AmoqO)

104 Let's face it. She just isn't very bright.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (axyOa)
________________

Yeah, I doubt she passed up a career as a neurosurgeon to become a whore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

105 The Trump curse strikes again! They never learn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

106 You'd think she'd bring a malpractice suit against Avenatti.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM


I'm sure the limits of his malpractice insurance have been reached.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (EughT)

107 "Stormy in the Slam" sounds like you could at least sell a pilot to NBC or whoever.

Maybe the True Crime channel

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (789oB)

108 El Oh fuckin El

Posted by: ballistic at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (oXNqT)

109 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (arJlL)

110
Do strippers pay tax on their cash tips?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 02:12 PM (xPkf4)

Not as much as her ass will be.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (N39Ws)

111 >>Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.


With a Use By Date from 2012.


Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (nyJE4)

112 I would not be a bit surprised if Trump forgave the amount Stormy owes him.

I also would not be surprised if Trump has a couple of his associates bust her knees.

Don't really give a shit either way, but I can see both sides here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (BFigT)

113 $300 per trick. 1,000 tricks. Three per day. One year on her back.
Posted by: Squidster at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM

Stick to the topic pal. If we wanted another thread about Mrs. Kristol we would have asked.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

114 Soon to be marketed into a tragic figure on the par of Smollett.

I feel bad for the people of Chicago. The man who attacked Juicy Smolliet in a brutal racist hate crime was set free by a judge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

115 >>>Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I'd wager Hope Solo is in more demand than Stormy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (XSRBF)

116 78 Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post fame wrote a scathing opinion piece chastising Trump supporters for staying by his side through the Stormy Daniels saga.
Wonder how he likes his crow.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:09 PM (N39Ws)

Is he standing by the side of corrupt, senile pervert Joe Biden?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)

117 Now I know Trump is a politician.

He will actually get paid off by a prostitute.
(just like every two bit mayor, sheriff and police chief that tolerates sex workers and sexual exploitation in their jurisdiction.)

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (Z32m1)

118 "Stormy Daniels Loses Appeal"

Most women do as they get older.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (pCXlW)

119 every fake story about Trump involves strange behavior that only a demorat stooge could dream up
Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (789oB)
___________

Dream up? It's probably the kind of crap they DO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

120 The lower court has to have demonstrably and provably screwed up and not just in some jot or tittle.
Posted by: OTeenaged Actor


He he he-he. He said tit.

Posted by: Beavis at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (OrkJ9)

121 11 Is this the Cruelty thread?

I read that as "is this the Crusty thread?"

yes, yes, it's the Very Crusty Thread

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (789oB)

122 Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

Off to the hoosegow you go, strumpet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (Xrfse)

123 I have a theory that Trump procured Daniels for Kraft. Trump is a very loyal friend and Kraft was grieving. Maybe needed a diversion. He enjoyed going to "massage" parlors.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (DcKNO)

124 I feel bad for the people of Chicago. The man who attacked Juicy Smolliet in a brutal racist hate crime was set free by a judge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)


I guess they had to. Afterall they put him in the same cell as his attacker.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (axyOa)

125 He ran for president after being insulted at a dinner, and won.
He brought peace to the Middle-East.
Prostitutes pay him.


Donald Trump is... the most interesting man in the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (wmDcS)

126 I bet Jeffrey Toobin is all over this case.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (nyJE4)

127 Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

It ain't gonna be Juicy Smellit jail.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (arJlL)

128 President Trump's pimp hand is strong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (Sdlpf)

129 Two things:
1. Math on the blog.
2. You forgot the tax man. She'll have to do at least 50% more than that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM


Number two requires number one.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

130 She definitely should sue Avenetti but the man has no money either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

131 115 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM (XSRBF)

Han's daughter?

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (Lzpvj)

132 every fake story about Trump involves strange behavior that only a demorat stooge could dream up
Posted by: kallisto

Dream up? It's probably the kind of crap they DO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Thy name is "Projection".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (OrkJ9)

133 Let's face it. She just isn't very bright.

-
Maybe not but she found her true calling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (FVME7)

134 She seems nice.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (0OP+5)

135 These people say Trump is soooo bad but, you know, they're the ones who:

manufactured a lie about him sleeping with a pr0n star.
colluded with foreigners to lie about him sleeping with prostitutes in russia
violated his rights to lie about him colluding with russia
tried to entrap his subordinates in a coordinated FBI sting
used law enforcement to send SWAT teams to harrass his subordinates

you...know...these lefties, they may be the bad people. not trump.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (ZZK0E)

136 I would not be a bit surprised if Trump forgave the amount Stormy owes him.
_____________

I would not be a bit surprised if Trump donates any proceeds to a charity supporting wounded veterans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

137 I guess they had to. Afterall they put him in the same cell as his attacker.

There was no justice!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

138 123 Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (DcKNO)

Add in the Ben Roethlisberger rumors and it makes sense....

the NFL is like a Mafia family.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (Lzpvj)

139 >>>Most women do as they get older.

Posted by: goodluckduck


Just not Moronettes!

*shut up, the Ettes are going to kill you*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (XSRBF)

140 that's worse than wiping his dick on her drapes.

Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (jV+aN)

141 Aww, Wolfus, that's too bad, I am sure that you brought as much joy to him as he did to you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (a4EWo)

142 Sun Tsu once said don't write checks wif your mouf dat your fartclam can't cash.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 22, 2022 02:20 PM (rjpjQ)

143 These people say Trump is soooo bad but, you know, they're the ones who:

manufactured a lie about him sleeping with a pr0n star.
colluded with foreigners to lie about him sleeping with prostitutes in russia
violated his rights to lie about him colluding with russia
tried to entrap his subordinates in a coordinated FBI sting
used law enforcement to send SWAT teams to harrass his subordinates

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 22, 2022 02:19 PM (ZZK0E)
___________

The funny part is that they PRESUMED he'd done all kinds of bad things, because they project the sorts of things they do to him, and yet not a single one of them turned to be true. Cheated on his taxes? I bet Trump gets audited every year, and they've found ... bupkis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

144 Why did Tater think Creepy Porn Lawyer was of presidential quality?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

145 you...know...these lefties, they may be the bad people. not trump.
Posted by: Tim Riggins

"Are we the baddies?"
- Something the left never considers

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (YmKky)

146 Does Trump have superpowers or what?

O/T
Looks like someone is suing CMS and claims the "vaccines" are anything but:
https://tinyurl.com/3dc9m6yf

Posted by: Iblis at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (g6c4t)

147 Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I'd wager Hope Solo is in more demand than Stormy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:17 PM

Echo echo echo...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

148 The IRS knows how much a waiter makes in cash tips. And if the waiter reports less than that amount a red flag goes up. I assume they have something like that for "dancers" as well.

The IRS is the one govt agency that relishes doing its job well. And they're not dumb to think a stripper makes $1200 in tips a year or something like that. They know the deal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (OalnH)

149 >>Why did Tater think Creepy Porn Lawyer was of presidential quality?


Because every chick in the building was waiting in line to suck the guy's dick.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (nyJE4)

150 Trump hates women because he expects a poor single mother to pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (qnVBz)

151 Whatever your opinion of tennis, I think you have to admit tennis pros are very fit people.

> Rafael Nadal ended with heavy chest pain after Indian Wells final match.

This is not normal.

https://bit.ly/3Nc0LCX

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (8/9Tc)

152 So, a porn star must now pay Trump because she wanted him to screw her and he didn't want to...?

He's Batman.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (5iUNf)

153 :: touches envelope to forehead ::
"A hole, a pole and the dole."

:: opens envelope ::
"What is Stormy Daniels' career progression?"

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at March 22, 2022 02:22 PM (DU+/6)

154 She'll just start a GoFundMe.
Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 22, 2022 02:06 PM (3SFo/)

----

The people who would support her hate Trump and they aren't going to fund Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 22, 2022 02:22 PM (3TihK)

155 Went to gynecologist and the doc needed an oyster shucker and pair of leather gloves.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 22, 2022 02:22 PM (OgrpQ)

156
Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

LOL. Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (7U3R4)

157 Sun Tsu once said don't write checks wif your mouf dat your fartclam can't cash.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Only Jive Turkeys do that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (qnVBz)

158 How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (eGTCV)

159 >>>Whatever your opinion of tennis, I think you have to admit tennis pros are very fit people.

> Rafael Nadal ended with heavy chest pain after Indian Wells final match.

This is not normal.


Nadal is one of the best players in the world. It's like the Danish soccer player who collapsed. Guy was in perfect shape, and nearly dropped dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (XSRBF)

160 153 :: touches envelope to forehead ::
"A hole, a pole and the dole."

:: opens envelope ::
"What is Stormy Daniels' career progression?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at March 22, 2022 02:22 PM (DU+/6)
***

Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (axyOa)

161 >>The IRS knows how much a waiter makes in cash tips.


No they don't. They know an reasonable estimate at best...

What they DO know is that most people hiding cash transactions are usually not smart about what they do with that cash.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (nyJE4)

162 Supposedly Jen Psaki has tested positive for COVID. I thought she already had it?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (Rl7KJ)


Evidently the thrice-vaxxed pick up infections and get re-infected quickly. Whoever came up with the Pfizer jab earned his bonus that's fer sher. The jab creates a positive feedback loop. And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (OyaTK)

163 Number two requires number one.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
Fair enough. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/Cq0ojO

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

164 Rafael Nadal ended with heavy chest pain after Indian Wells final match.

This is not normal.

https://bit.ly/3Nc0LCX
Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (8/9Tc)

They reported this morning it was a rib stress fracture . Out for 6 weeks.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (wp7uW)

165 >>>How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again


100 condoms all filled with $100 bills?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (XSRBF)

166 When all this was going on I was telling her to shut her whore mouth. Now it looks like she won't be able to.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (GwxCX)

167 Probably looks like a pound package of Buddig's sliced corned beef by now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 22, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

LOL. Disgusting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (7U3R4)

Yeah. some threads are best when not eating lunch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Leprechaun told me to burn things at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

168 willowing - 220 We should really have a weekend thread on alternatives to the monopolies, I think too many people are still relying on the old standbys. I'd also like to do one on how to de-google phones, where we're at with linux phones and potentially a "leave windows forever" the way 11 is shaping up?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 22, 2022 01:07 PM (wAnMi)

#507 illustrates why we need #220. Jailbreak? install a new os app over the old one? What? That' why we take our cars to the mechanic, we are good drivers but lousy mechanics.

507 Check out Lineage OS for phones, it is the open source version of Android with Googly appendages removed. Works on older phones but often quicker than current ones due to software app overhead installed by Google is removed. They have a list on the website of compatible phones. You will have to jailbreak your phone though or buy an unlocked version.

Some AOS commenter was installing it on older Google Pixel phones with good effect. Can't remember the nic though.
Posted by: whig

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:24 PM (XOzuR)

169 Avenatti embezzled it, along with the money that the disabled guy won in an injury suit and a bunch more

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:11 PM (EughT)

Forgot about that sleaziness. Geez Louise.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still not published at March 22, 2022 02:24 PM (XKZwp)

170 She probably doesn't have a cent to pay him.

Avenatti really is a scum bucket. His job as a lawyer, if he was legitimate, part of that is to know *where* to sue by knowing what laws apply differently indifferent states. The other part is to advise the client in the client's best interest.
Posted by: Synova at March 22, 2022 02:15 PM (BD/yx)


Avenatti missed the real crucial part of lawyering, not to steal the client's share of the money. Overbilling is OK. Blatant Outright Stealing even is to much for even his fellow lawyers.

But has the law industry done anything to make Avenatti's victims whole?

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2022 02:24 PM (Z32m1)

171 Looks like Stormy gonna have to start masticating man meat again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)

172 >>How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?


I am guessing most of it has leaked out of her fund.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (nyJE4)

173 Why did Tater think Creepy Porn Lawyer was of presidential quality?

Because he's a starf****r with the IQ of a Mandrill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

174 The IRS is the one govt agency that relishes doing its job well. And they're not dumb to think a stripper makes $1200 in tips a year or something like that. They know the deal.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:21 PM (OalnH)
_______________

So when they spend all that time in the strip clubs they're doing research? Is that their story?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

175 The tax code is 18K pages long. If the IRS wanted to, they could find something in every tax return files that is suspicious. Well maybe not every return. I guess if you only have W2 income and take a standard deduction, not much cheating opportunity.

But once you go outside the 1040EZ route, there's so much open to interpretation that everyone probably "cheats" on their taxes to some extent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)

176 This is such low hanging fruit it would be the same as beating retarded corgis with a golf club


*the hardest thing about beating retarded corgis with a golf club is distinguishing the retarded corgis from regular corgis.

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (4uu+s)

177
Evidently the thrice-vaxxed pick up infections and get re-infected quickly. Whoever came up with the Pfizer jab earned his bonus that's fer sher. The jab creates a positive feedback loop. And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM

Go get the 4th Jab Peppermint Psy. But give Kamala a big kiss before that 5th day is over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (GwxCX)

178 Looks like Stormy gonna have to start masticating man meat again.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)
++++
Chewing tends *not* to bring in the tips.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (DU+/6)

179 Before then, we'll spend as much time as we can with him or near him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:13 PM (txdEq)

Sorry to hear that. I have been following his trials. Sounds like you are doing the right thing with a hard decision. Godspeed Chekov. My condolences. I wish they lived forever.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (M+Lyo)

180 Ahhh, California's Code of Civil Procedure sec. 425.16, the anti-SLAPP statute. I've filed 4 or 5 dozen of those, starting in 1999. That one was also in response to a defamation claim. They're a lot of fun, particularly if you get the trial judge reversed in a published opinion. :->

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (KAi1n)

181 >>>I am guessing most of it has leaked out of her fund.

Posted by: garrett


Plenty of things have leaked out of her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (XSRBF)

182 Aged-out pr0n star gets really fucked."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (P3gRi)

183 >>Yeah. some threads are best when not eating lunch.


Don't hold your sandwich vertically and you should be fine.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (nyJE4)

184 How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?
____________

She'll probably have to tap her penicillin fund.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

185 She will just have to go to her default - the ATM.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (mAynD)

186 In 2017/8 the thought among the MSM/Left (BIRM) was that in order to beat Trump in 2020 they'd need their own version of Trump. And Avenatti was it. A loud bombastic asshole not afraid to speak his mind.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (OalnH)

187 hahahahahahahaha! GOAT POTUS

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

188 > They reported this morning it was a rib stress fracture .

Ah. If it's not a heart issue, then I will calm my farm.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (8/9Tc)

189 If Stormy wasn't so dumb she could hook up with some old rich guy. But she's burned that bridge.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (XOzuR)

190 This is easy... Aventi is ordered to pay Stormy $300,000 in restitution for the "book" deal gone bad. Trump's lawyers seize that asset per his judgment.

Aventi pays Trump 300 grand: Justice abounds

Posted by: Ma Duece at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (0dmP2)

191 Don't hold your sandwich vertically and you should be fine.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (nyJE4)

You going to finish that grilled cheese?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (OgrpQ)

192 How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (eGTCV)

6-8 inches

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

193 "Stormy in the Slam" sounds like you could at least sell a pilot to NBC or whoever.

"Stormy's Clam in the Slam". Get the rhyming going.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)

194 But once you go outside the 1040EZ route, there's so much open to interpretation that everyone probably "cheats" on their taxes to some extent.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)
_________

I read an article where they had half a dozen CPAs calculate the taxes for one person. No two of the calculations agreed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

195 Does this mean she might be hired for momes?

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (4uu+s)

196 How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?


She blew it all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (6NKqI)

197 I wouldn't piss on Stormy Daniels if she was on fire. Oh, wait! Yes I would, she owes me $300K!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (eyFMC)

198 >>The tax code is 18K pages long. If the IRS wanted to, they could find something in every tax return files that is suspicious.


That is the entire point.
Of course, the mitigating factor is the cost ratio of going after monies or the Federal Government's desire to prosecute YOU, specifically.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (nyJE4)

199 "Stormy's Clam in the Slam". Get the rhyming going.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)
____________

"Wham Bam, Stormy's Clam in the Slam".

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

200 Reminds me of the old joke:
Donald Trump is riding an elevator when a hot wan gets on. She says to him, "I've always found you so sexy,. Can I blow you and let you unload all over my face?"
Trump thinks about it and says "I don't know, what's in it for me?"

Posted by: kalel666 at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (XSd6H)

201 >>>Does this mean she might be hired for momes?

Posted by: Y5


Gotta be Texas. She ride all the bulls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (XSRBF)

202 That's a lot of dollar bills. I hope her g-string can take it.
Posted by: huerfano


I read many comments on this thread, but I think this is the "THREADWINNER"!!!!
And it was first.
Nice shootin', Tex.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (vcOmj)

203 Evidently the thrice-vaxxed pick up infections and get re-infected quickly.

The clot shots seem to interfere with long term immunity.

The numbers say you are most likely to get COVID now if you've had the clot shot but no "booster". Even if you've gotten the "booster" you are more likely to get COVID then purebloods.

Note, the argument from the FNM is that is because most of the people that haven't gotten the clot shot have had COVID and the people who have gotten the booster have not.

They present no data to make this claim. They also tell my there is little to no natural immunity from getting/recovering from COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

204 PSA - small pistol primers in stock at Powder Valley.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (OaEmD)

205 The words "stripper" and "savings" or "retirement" do not belong together in a sentence. At best they have a sugar daddy, but there's no money set aside.

Someone so desperate or low that they will do certain things for money has no judgement or wisdom about lifestyle choices or the future except in extremely rare cases. They do the stuff to get money to spen don the stuff they want (such as jewelry, drugs, fun vacations, larger boobs, drugs, alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, drugs, drugs)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

206 How much would a retired porn star have in her retirement fund?


Do they really retire? I mean, if all they are going to do is lay around...might as well make it worthwhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (axyOa)

207 We don't have debtor's prisons. She ain't going to jail.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (9fmff)

208 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto

Nah - I think only one would be necessary for him especially if it was Nurse, Sharon, RI Red, etc. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (YmKky)

209 I hope she ends up in jail.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

210 $300 per trick. 1,000 tricks. Three per day. One year on her back.
Posted by: Squidster at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (/laOj)

That is not 300 dollar poon, anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (P3gRi)

211 But has the law industry done anything to make Avenatti's victims whole?
Posted by: rd at March 22, 2022 02:24 PM

Well they sure made her hole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (GwxCX)

212 Oh Wolfus, it's sad to hear about Chekov. It takes me back to mid-April, 2019, when the vet told us that Kitty only had until the weekend. Show him all the love you have for him. Cats do feel our emotions, despite all the cat-haters' denial.

Make damn sure he gets sedated/anesthetized before the killing solution is injected and, if you can, never let him out of your sight no matter what. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. And yeah, get a paw print, something that we forgot to do (despite having the print kit) because of what the vet did to us.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

213 They reported this morning it was a rib stress fracture .

Ah. If it's not a heart issue, then I will calm my farm.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (8/9Tc)

I was with you yesterday. It started at the end of his previous match. Still unusual to have this type of injury happen . I've never seen it happen during a match.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 22, 2022 02:30 PM (wp7uW)

214 I read an article where they had half a dozen CPAs calculate the taxes for one person. No two of the calculations agreed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:27 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Hell, it's happened to me. I got an "adjustment" from the IRS one year for a truly shocking amount of money. They gave me like two days (effectively) to challenge it. My tax guy and the IRS guy reworked it several ways between them, but where the amount I owed went from negative four figures all the way up to positive five figures. I ended up getting a significant amount of money back on the final amended return, but a swing of like $18k shouldn't be possible (which it was, between the extremes).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

215 >>Gotta be Texas. She ride all the bulls.


Texas, you say? They have a lot of bulls you say?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 22, 2022 02:30 PM (nyJE4)

216
Go get the 4th Jab Peppermint Psy. But give Kamala a big kiss before that 5th day is over.


This is not the hot lesbian busty pron I was promised on this blog.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 22, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)

217 I am guessing most of it has leaked out of her fund.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:25 PM


What a difference one vowel makes. The difference between a fundamint and a fundament.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)

218 Stormy could most certainly go to jail. She is a whore, not the son of a corrupt politician.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (QSjkU)

219 "Stormy's Clam in the Slam". Get the rhyming going.
Posted by: Ian S.

Stormy's clam hasn't slammed in years.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (YmKky)

220 That is the entire point.
Of course, the mitigating factor is the cost ratio of going after monies or the Federal Government's desire to prosecute YOU, specifically.

Posted by: garrett

The IRS got a big budget bump in the last "continuing resolution" that blew through Congress.
So they get more agents and yes, they will come after "the little guys" because that is legalized terrorism.

"You should be thanking me!" - stuff Barack Obama was supposed to have said.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (vcOmj)

221 Supposedly Jen Psaki has tested positive for COVID. I thought she already had it?

**

IIRC something like 75% of the Omicron cases are among vaccinated.

It's almost like it purposely f*cked up peoples immune systems or something.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (i/z3O)

222 Thinking outside the box here, maybe an hq-stormy jv running from the hq servers in whatever tax free pirate haven they are sitting,

Acerbate?

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (4uu+s)

223 Maybe Chekov will run into my old Mickel cat. They'll like each other.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (0OP+5)

224 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto


That muthafu*ka better be talking about tequila. Otherwise he can piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (axyOa)

225 Stormy also failed them all in getting rid of Trump, so there probably isn't any sympathy on the left for her to protect her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

226 >>>I read an article where they had half a dozen CPAs calculate the taxes for one person. No two of the calculations agreed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
-------------

IRS has parameters for everything. Keep your filing between the stripes and it's OK.

Unless they want you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (XOzuR)

227 >>What a difference one vowel makes. The difference between a fundamint and a fundament.


I thought the difference was just throwing a Mentos in there?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (nyJE4)

228 YouTube has just suspended RSBN, conveniently days before Trump's rally in Georgia.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (NpAcC)

229 125 He ran for president after being insulted at a dinner, and won.
He brought peace to the Middle-East.
Prostitutes pay him.


Donald Trump is... the most interesting man in the world.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 22, 2022 02:18 PM (wmDcS)

-----

I think so.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (DcKNO)

230 Guess I'm not having a French dip sandwich for lunch. Somehow it has lost its appeal.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (+3ARs)

231 I hope she ends up in jail.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

At the rate her luck is going, Avenatti will undergo a sex change operation and wind up in her cell.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (5iUNf)

232 "Someone so desperate or low that they will do certain things for money has no judgement or wisdom about lifestyle choices or the future except in extremely rare cases. "

Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize. Sure as hell beat working at Burger King for $4/hr.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)

233 The lower court has to have demonstrably and provably screwed up and not just in some jot or tittle.
Posted by: OTeenaged Actor

You're getting at the "standard of review". It differs based on the nature of the appeal. Interpretation of law (a statute, a case, etc.) is "de novo" - "we don't care what the judge did, we review fresh". Some things are "substantial evidence" - yup, meets the minimal threshold to affirm even if we, if sitting as trial judges, would rule differently. "Abuse of discretion" - the trial judge should or should not have done something because it falls below a minimal threshold.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (KAi1n)

234 I'm still rather impressed at how squeaky clean Trump has proven to be.

It's freaking amazing.

They literally can't even manage to make shit up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (l1Gnn)

235 Acerbate?
Posted by: Y5

Acerbate?

I've just met her!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (YmKky)

236 That is the entire point.
Of course, the mitigating factor is the cost ratio of going after monies or the Federal Government's desire to prosecute YOU, specifically.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:28 PM (nyJE4)


Well, the cute thing is that the first part is automated, all the info is entered and then if something is recognized as off by the computer it is flagged for review.
Off can be a lot of things, including, "have we taken a second look at this within the last 3 years"

So if on the second pass it doesn't look right, the IRS pulls up what they claim and send out a notice of adjustment and deficit and expects a response within 90 days. If you moved or the USPS ate your letter, then they send out the demand to pay and hope you filed a forwarding address with the USPS. The next step is to garnish your wages, bank account, or if it is large enough they might go after your business or notify your clients/customers that they pay the IRS not you.

It is incredibly abusive.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (xhaym)

237 What a difference one vowel makes. The difference between a fundamint and a fundament.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
I put the FUN in fundament!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

238 46 -- No matter who the Republican candidate for any office is, the Dems will slime, slander, and lie about them. We could put up Jesus Christ Himself and the Dems would claim he raped Mary Magdalene, felt up His mother, and had sex with Herod.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 22, 2022 02:33 PM (vMM2s)

239 IIRC something like 75% of the Omicron cases are among vaccinated.

It's almost like it purposely f*cked up peoples immune systems or something.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA

Times change. Follow the science.
It's not "validate the science" or "replicate the science", or even "question the science", because everything about "Scientific knowledge" can be improved upon with more study and research.

They've made it a cult. Everything's broken.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (vcOmj)

240 Go get the 4th Jab Peppermint Psy. But give Kamala a big kiss before that 5th day is over.

This is not the hot lesbian busty pron I was promised on this blog.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 22, 2022 02:30 PM

Yes but when you get older it's the small things in life you cherish more. Like seeing your enemies destroyed. Trump should send Stormy a pack of Trojans and a fruit basket.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (GwxCX)

241 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto


That muthafu*ka better be talking about tequila. Otherwise he can piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes


Four? I haven't had my first.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (OrkJ9)

242 >>The IRS got a big budget bump in the last "continuing resolution" that blew through Congress.
So they get more agents and yes, they will come after "the little guys" because that is legalized terrorism.


Stil has to make it worth the time and effort.

IIRC - They get more money back from the mid to lower brackets from leniency programs than they do from auditing actions.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (nyJE4)

243 Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize. Sure as hell beat working at Burger King for $4/hr.
Posted by: Joe




There is a cost for everything

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (4uu+s)

244 224 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto
-------------------

They are really dumb.
The public is fed up. The govt. ineffective, and Trumpers are around the corner.

They ought to quit while they are ahead.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (XOzuR)

245 Arkansas stripper wins, Stormy looses. Balance returns to the Matrix.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

246 Acerbate?
Posted by: Y5

Acerbate?


Don't they do a lot of that on the ONT?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (axyOa)

247 224 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto


That muthafu*ka better be talking about tequila. Otherwise he can piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:31 PM (axyOa)

I'll argue with you about your choice of shot, but 100% agree with the sentiment.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

248 She'd be some quality lez chow in the clink.

Posted by: Jim Rose at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (VFl7m)

249 224 And Pfizer CEO said that a fourth shot will probably be necessay
Posted by: kallisto


-------

Everyone can do what they want but if you get the FOURTH VACCINE dose when the other 3 didn't work, you're an effing dumbass and deserve whatever happens.

I'm sick of this shit. It's a moneymaking scam. Get it through your heads.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 22, 2022 02:35 PM (DcKNO)

250 Maybe Stormy should sue Avenatti for giving her bad legal advice. He's good for it, right?

Or she could always try to make the case he should be disbarred...

Posted by: Bete at March 22, 2022 02:35 PM (8E+wy)

251 That muthafu*ka better be talking about tequila. Otherwise he can piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes


Four? I haven't had my first.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (OrkJ9)


Damned Daylight Savings Time.
Screws up everything.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (axyOa)

252 245 Arkansas stripper wins, Stormy looses. Balance returns to the Matrix.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

Stripper had a case, Whore Daniels just had a story.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (QSjkU)

253 IRS has parameters for everything. Keep your filing between the stripes and it's OK.

Unless they want you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (XOzuR)
____________

(changes voter registration to Democrat)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

254 This bikini brunette on a boat just shakes her head at the entire Stormy saga:
https://is.gd/JNamom

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

255 All this crap about Hyper-sonic Missiles and a game changer is garbage !!!!!

This type of technology has been around since the late 1980's......

Even if the Ukraine does eventually prevail.......... The country is destroyed and living in the stone age in most places after Putin's destruction. What is the next move with the country???

Biden to the rescue to spend $2T to rebuild it and becomes George Marshall and receives The Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to rebuild something that he F**ked Up in the first place by indecision and weakness ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (gig+4)

256 Trump is the first man in history to present a prostitute with a bill.

WINNING!!!

Posted by: Bama Bubba at March 22, 2022 02:36 PM (mAxkE)

257 243 Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize. Sure as hell beat working at Burger King for $4/hr.
Posted by: Joe


There is a cost for everything
Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (4uu+s)

I bet what Joe's acquaintance did for a benjamin is a whole lot skanky than Stormy on a dull day.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (N39Ws)

258 Simpsons IRS episode was pretty funny.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)

259 Worked at a club that had a max capacity of 275.
It was a rough club with a good band.
The waitresses made about $300 a night in legitimate tips.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (XOzuR)

260 300K that's a lot of clams.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (GwxCX)

261 "I hope she ends up in jail." ... and still has to pay.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

262 I thought the difference was just throwing a Mentos in there?
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM


Given Ace's Cetacean shift in the Cafe, "Thar she blows!" is a phrase I expect we'll be hearing more often.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

263 Or she could always try to make the case he should be disbarred...
Posted by: Bete at March 22, 2022 02:35 PM (8E+wy)
___________

Hasn't he been disbarred already? He's committed about 18 disbarrable (?) offenses, I suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

264 Scientists Discover 330-Million-Year-Old Fossil, Name New Species After Joe Biden

https://tinyurl.com/2p8dv28a

SCIENCE!

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (ruiqp)

265 So then , Trump + whore, he gets $300,000

Biden+ whore, child support and has to hand over financial

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (4uu+s)

266 Acerbate?
Posted by: Y5

Acerbate?


Don't they do a lot of that on the ONT?
Posted by: Diogenes


Go away! Acerbaitin' in here!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (OrkJ9)

267 Someone so desperate or low that they will do certain things for money has no judgement or wisdom about lifestyle choices or the future except in extremely rare cases.

__

Nothing worse than what went on at a sorority house mixer that same Friday night

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (OalnH)

268 I heard from the street that prison porn has a huge but silent audience. $300K is like a six month sentence.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (eyFMC)

269 So much winning, without the cheating.

Posted by: James Moore at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (Ipvql)

270 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

271 >>>Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize. Sure as hell beat working at Burger King for $4/hr.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)

=====

Back in the mid 80's, older brother of friend said more than a few girls at the pricey (for Iowa) private college he attended earned college tuition by dancing when they were back home for the summer.

Posted by: FWIW at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (sd4m5)

272 So then , Trump + whore, he gets $300,000

Biden+ whore, child support and has to hand over financial
Posted by: Y5


Don't blame the playa'...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (OrkJ9)

273 I'm no lawyer, but I don't believe you can be jailed over non-payment of a civil suit award.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (WmGrA)

274 I'm still rather impressed at how squeaky clean Trump has proven to be.

It's freaking amazing.

They literally can't even manage to make shit up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I don't think he is "squeaky clean". He's done a lot of shit, but some things they won't touch, because "others" that they won't touch are involved.
He's been married three times. There are plenty of loose ends out there, but they probably don't lead anywhere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (vcOmj)

275 Stormy is also getting older, so it's not like anyone wants to see her pink parts anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:14 PM (XSRBF)

she could probably still give you a good ride, but the creaking might be off-putting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (P3gRi)

276 They are really dumb.
The public is fed up. The govt. ineffective, and Trumpers are around the corner.

They ought to quit while they are ahead.
Posted by: Braenyard

They desperately want this to be an annual shot. Their problem is that it only lasts 2-3 months, and maybe have negative value after that. Also, it may be long term accumulating negative value (like cocaine)

So they are treading a difficult path.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (w4RCT)

277 Stormy is also getting older, so it's not like anyone wants to see her pink parts anymore.

I saw a picture of a mostly-naked Stormy during her "resistance" tour a few years ago.

She is way, way, past her sell-by date in her chosen profession.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (I2/tG)

278 I am kind of interested to see if anyone floats a defense against the IRS for the Obama years based on the rolling of Obamacare into Tax Law.

IF you are required to File.

AND you are Legally Required to have Insurance (or face penalties) and Confirm via Form.

I kinda feel like there is a 5th Amendment issue at play.

Long shot. But a fun argument.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (nyJE4)

279 59 ... She's a TMU now, but she was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I'm not familiar with that one, so I looked it up. Learn something new every day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:10 PM (DU+/6)
_______________________________

It's a car sales term. I sold cars in college and law school to pay my way. A "TMU" (true mileage unknown) was an old, worn-out beater that had seen so many miles you couldn't trust the odometer. It could have been a nice car when new, though. I think the term is apropos to a worn-out, used-up, high-mileage woman like Stormy. Needless to say, I find myself using it alot.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

280 @82

>>Supposedly Jen Psaki has tested positive for COVID. I thought she already had it?

Everything about COVID is a lie and an Op,

She doesn't have COVID she's got the I need a break but I've used up all my PTO malady.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (l1Gnn)

281 Maybe Stormy should sue Avenatti for giving her bad legal advice. He's good for it, right?

Or she could always try to make the case he should be disbarred...
Posted by: Bete at March 22, 2022 02:35 PM


Avennati has embezzled money from numerous clients and I think he is currently on the unable to practice law list pending disbarment. Also he is going to prison for extorting Nike.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (EughT)

282 243 Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize.
___________

I interviewed for a faculty position at a famous university that after my seminar took me to their private strip club that featured absolutely gorgeous coeds from that university prancing around starkers, and obviously treating the whole thing like a lark.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

283 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot


Wow!
What a beauty!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 22, 2022 02:40 PM (vcOmj)

284 She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize.

Yeah there are always exceptions, like porn starlets who get into producing and directing and make a career that pays off instead of grinding down further and further in the job until they're working a slaughterhouse in Detroit.

But the greatest majority... yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

285 How long was Avenatti's sentence?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:40 PM (eGTCV)

286 What an idiot. You think Trump cares about your little $300K, you stupid fuckin' whore?

HINT: He doesn't. He just wants to impoverish you. I guarantee he'd be *even happier* to see you refuse to pay and get thrown in the stony lonesome.

*duuuuuuh derrrp, buh doopa derdly derp, I'm Stormy Daniels, duuuuuuuh*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:40 PM (7U3R4)

287 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)


Sweet is right !!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (axyOa)

288 >>>This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

======

Would she fall into the "thic" category?

Posted by: Or is it Thicc? at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (sd4m5)

289 Stormy is also getting older, so it's not like anyone wants to see her pink parts anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

she could probably still give you a good ride,

but the creaking might be off-putting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Whose?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (OrkJ9)

290 Before then, we'll spend as much time as we can with him or near him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Trust me on this one. Get a little paw print. Plaster or ink, doesn't matter. Get one.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 22, 2022


***
It's part of the cremation package already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)

291 It's a car sales term. I sold cars in college and law school to pay my way. A "TMU" (true mileage unknown) was an old, worn-out beater that had seen so many miles you couldn't trust the odometer. It could have been a nice car when new, though. I think the term is apropos to a worn-out, used-up, high-mileage woman like Stormy. Needless to say, I find myself using it alot.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yeah, I get it. I always knew that as "EML" for "exceeds mechanical limits" which itself was a term borrowed from when odometers turned over to zero at 100k.

The alternative works in this case, too. Truly versatile.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

292 >>This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c


Look at that Trim!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (nyJE4)

293 Hunter Biden can easily be convicted if they desire it. Stupid SOB left evidence all over the place. Like a toddler dribbling crap out of a full diaper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (QSjkU)

294 Maybe Psaki saw the end of the week scripts and said NFW?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (oWBc3)

295 Breaking News:

Biden Overdoses on Viagra to be more like the Stud Trump.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (gig+4)

296 Maybe Stormy should sue Avenatti for giving her bad legal advice. He's good for it, right?

Posted by: Bete at March 22, 2022 02:35 PM

He is as broke as she is. He is actually the bigger whore. They deserve each other.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (GwxCX)

297 I'm no lawyer, but I don't believe you can be jailed over non-payment of a civil suit award.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM


If you don't pay anything and eventually wind up in court before a judge and say "I am not paying one cent" you can end up in jail for contempt.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (EughT)

298
I interviewed for a faculty position at a famous university that after my seminar took me to their private strip club that featured absolutely gorgeous coeds from that university prancing around starkers, and obviously treating the whole thing like a lark.

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Any lawsuits?

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (zzF4A)

299 Please distinguish Acerbait, which could mean a) something garrett has been known to do, or b) Ace driving around in one of his Lambos, from Acerbate. Thank you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

300 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot


Sweet is right !!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Oh baby! Hubba hubba! Love those curves.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (OrkJ9)

301 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)


Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

302 259 Worked at a club that had a max capacity of 275.
It was a rough club with a good band.
The waitresses made about $300 a night in legitimate tips.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:37 PM (XOzuR)

One of my kids in school works part time in a bagel/sandwich place which is very popular late when all the bars close down. Weekend shift, she can make $100+ per night in tips.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (dfRN6)

303 >>>Even if the Ukraine does eventually prevail.......... The country is destroyed and living in the stone age in most places after Putin's destruction. What is the next move with the country???
------------------

#1 product is wheat.
They buy new tractors from Czech Republic, sell wheat, take money from wheat and rebuild #2 product, manufacturing.

What ever you think of them they are a people who work.



Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (XOzuR)

304 I interviewed for a faculty position at a famous university that after my seminar took me to their private strip club that featured absolutely gorgeous coeds from that university prancing around starkers, and obviously treating the whole thing like a lark.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)
***

Puts down lesson plan for today's class at the university where I don't teach anymore, but am teaching this term cause I need the beer money.

Well....shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (axyOa)

305 292 >>This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c


Look at that Trim!
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (nyJE4)

__

I'd take her for a ride any day?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (OalnH)

306 Hunter Biden can easily be convicted if they desire it. Stupid SOB left evidence all over the place. Like a toddler dribbling crap out of a full diaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM

Or his Dad's diaper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (GwxCX)

307 Make damn sure he gets sedated/anesthetized before the killing solution is injected and, if you can, never let him out of your sight no matter what. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. And yeah, get a paw print, something that we forgot to do (despite having the print kit) because of what the vet did to us.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022


***
The vet's description of the process includes a sedation to relax him, yes. And Miss Linda and I will be there. The paw print comes with the cremation package; I'd never have thought of it myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (txdEq)

308 Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Joey Bidet are all TMU Trabants then...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (gLfCH)

309 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

I'm strangely suspicious.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (eGTCV)

310 They are not going after hunter, yet, he is what they are going to hold over Joe when they decide he has to go, that and his retirement fund

Posted by: Y5 at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (4uu+s)

311 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Nice curves!

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:43 PM (KAi1n)

312 Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)


But it is like spiders and rick-rolling, people get suspicious after a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (xhaym)

313 How long was Avenatti's sentence?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 02:40 PM


30 months for extorting Nike. A few other embezzlement cases pending

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (EughT)

314 Poor Melania!!
Will this never fo away ?
At least JFK didn't have to embarrassed Jacky like that

Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (SsXyJ)

315 If the Left had anything on Trump's taxes it would have been out in late 2016. The mystery surrounding it - the constant innuendo, accusations and threats - that was the kink. As Hairy said "it worked didn't it?"

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (z7gE1)

316 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights
https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM


And topless!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)

317 Maybe Chekov will run into my old Mickel cat. They'll like each other.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2022


***
Chekov was agreeable and got along with other cats just fine. My late Arizona, the Maine Coon mix, was all "Get away from me, varlet!" to strange cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

318 "At least JFK didn't have to embarrassed Jacky like that"

Nah. When JFK was fucking everything that moved, Jackie was totes cool about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:44 PM (OalnH)

319 @294

>>Maybe Psaki saw the end of the week scripts and said NFW?

I rate this highly plausible, Alex Jones has said that he got intel that the junta is taking out Biden when he's in Europe and his track record is nearly 100 pct, even the gays frogs owned out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2022 02:45 PM (l1Gnn)

320 >>>https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Very hot.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:45 PM (XOzuR)

321 I dated a girl who was furious, spitting rage angry when she made less than $80 a night in tips, back in the 1999-2000 era. She had a drawer in her nightstand that was full of money like Scrooge McDuck's vault. She made probably twice what the IRS taxed her on and that didn't bother me a bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

322 https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Very hot.

Posted by: Braenyard


Long & lean.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:45 PM (OrkJ9)

323 >> Evidently the thrice-vaxxed pick up infections and get re-infected quickly

OAS, original antigenic sin, which was predicted to be a big problem by the people who knew what they were talking about and weren't afraid to say so.

The mRNA injectable products produce inferior spike-only immune response, and locks that in. When actually infected, this prevents your immune system from mounting the natural, superior response, which included N-protein and other antigen responses.

Besides OAS, which is bad enough, it also homogenizes that inferior response to the whole population which receives the jabs.

Normally, the population level response would be very "diverse" to a rapidly mutating virus, much broader than any individual.

These geniuses have fucked all that up, altering the evolutionary selected population immune response.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (Mzdiz)

324 Any lawsuits?
Posted by: runner at March 22, 2022 02:42 PM (zzF4A)
___________

Not from me. I was torn between speaking attentively to my interviewers and - there's no other word for it - ogling the girls. They were truly magnificent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

325 If you don't pay anything and eventually wind up in court before a judge and say "I am not paying one cent" you can end up in jail for contempt.

Attach all her identifiable assets, and get a judgement so you can garnish any future earnings.

Utterly routine. Happens to thousands of people every day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)

326 The baby's awake!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (YmKky)

327 I remember drinking at a bar outside Fort Polk, and the bartender also worked as a stripper. Apparently a lot of wives danced while the brigade was deployed, to pick up some side cash and so that they could say that they'd done it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (wmDcS)

328 If you don't pay anything and eventually wind up in court before a judge and say "I am not paying one cent" you can end up in jail for contempt.
Posted by: Chuck C

Not in California. There are judgment enforcement laws and such, and a judgment carries 10% simple annual interest (compounded in effect when you renew the judgment after 10 years) but you ain't going to jail for refusing to pay.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (KAi1n)

329 310 They are not going after hunter, yet, he is what they are going to hold over Joe when they decide he has to go, that and his retirement fund
Posted by: Y5
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I think they are exposing the laptop now as a diversion for something to come.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (XOzuR)

330 https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.
Posted by: Jordan61
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I embrace the concept of "as good as" Joes.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (axyOa)

331 It would be nice to see Avenatti have to pay this.

Posted by: Bruce McDonald at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (8uoMt)

332 Apparently a lot of wives danced while the brigade was deployed, to pick up some side cash and so that they could say that they'd done it.

That's a really fancy way of saying "a lot of soldiers marry strippers"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

333 When I was in college I worked under the table at a deli type place. It was 1/2 restaurant, 1/2 convenience store. I made $50ish a night working 4 or 5 hours. So $10-12 an hour, tax free. Which was pretty good money for the mid 90s. Minimum wage was $4.25.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (OalnH)

334 https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Very hot.


Posted by: Braenyard

Long & lean.

Talk about curves!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (SchxB)

335 I think they are exposing the laptop now as a diversion for something to come.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

336 Eh. I knew a girl in college who danced. She was hot AF and made more in a weekend than normal p/t jobs paid in a month. She was neither desperate or low. She was smart enough to use her assets and capitalize. Sure as hell beat working at Burger King for $4/hr.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)
___________________________________

I knew three in law school. They were the opposite of what most people think go-go dancers are like. They worked at respectable go-go bars that did not allow full nudity and did not expect the girls to be prostitutes. They made more money in one Saturday night than most part-timers did in a month. I went to see them a few times. The guys that went to these kinds of clubs -- no full nudity, no prostitutes -- were harmless and just wanted a pretty girl to talk to them. It wasn't really even that sexual. The girls were practically their therapists.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

337 Is this the point where we have a Dick Cheney-esque "Night of.the Cougar Man" thread for Trump, given his newfound Intergalactic Overlord Status vis-a-vis the Hooker-American Community?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2022 02:49 PM (pjDVL)

338 They were the opposite of what most people think go-go dancers are like. They worked at respectable go-go bars that did not allow full nudity and did not expect the girls to be prostitutes.

Yeah there's a big difference between cage dancers and "ride the pole completely naked and we have VIP rooms" strippers like Stormy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

339 and a judgment carries 10% simple annual interest

A lawyer friend once won a substantial judgement against someone who had the assets, but was refusing to pay.

The lawyer laughed, and said that he was earning more money on the judgement than on any of his investments.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 22, 2022 02:50 PM (I2/tG)

340 Did Avenatti ever get a sample of the merchandise? That way at least he can claim to have f'cked her twice over.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 22, 2022 02:50 PM (HmZuC)

341 @58 If he never had an affair why did he pay her to be quiet?

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For him, the amount paid out was pocket change. He might have not slept with her, but found it easier to make her go away at the price she was getting than to deal with possible publicity.

As for the "Did he sleep with her?" question...

When this mess started, I figured he had. But as time went on, Daniels and her shyster started to make more and more claims, and I started having second thoughts about whether it actually happened.

Posted by: Junior at March 22, 2022 02:50 PM (zCzms)

342 Is this the point where we have a Dick Cheney-esque "Night of.the Cougar Man" thread for Trump, given his newfound Intergalactic Overlord Status vis-a-vis the Hooker-American Community?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2022 02:49 PM (pjDVL)
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Time for another Sun-In-His-Hair story. Yao.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 22, 2022 02:50 PM (T8gyh)

343 This hot, sweet model is really bringing the headlights

Dude! You could have warned us that she's almost 75.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 02:50 PM (nfrXX)

344
"As I have stated many times throughout the years, I never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, nor would I ever have wanted to."

LOL

He sticks the knife in...and then twists.

Love it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (g73Kk)

345 Considering she looks hideous now and her vagina is basically just a blown out old sock I don't think she can do enough pron to cover that $300K.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (c6W/Q)

346 Not in California. There are judgment enforcement laws and such, and a judgment carries 10% simple annual interest (compounded in effect when you renew the judgment after 10 years) but you ain't going to jail for refusing to pay.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM


So if Stormy refuses to participate at all in the Debtor's Examination that wouldn't be contempt?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (EughT)

347 Trump is there nothing he can't do?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (iDcra)

348 What's more "low"?

a. Hot girl gets guys to buy her drinks all night in the hopes of fucking her, but goes home alone

b. Hot girls shows the good to guys for the same money on a stage

The stripper isn't pretending. It's a business transaction, with everyone knowing upfront the terms.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (OalnH)

349 Ukraine will not prevail, cannot - unless Putin is replaced and Medvedev's rhetoric over Poland is supportive evidence of the former and not the latter.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (oWBc3)

350 8 Enjoy jail, Stormy. Probably not the first time.
______________

LOL, yeah, in her case I'd be willing to bring back debtors' prisons.

Unfortunately we don't put people in jail anymore for not paying their debts. We don't do much of anything to them. If they have assets or income, sometimes you can attach or garnish those, but not all of them. Pensions, for example, are usually protected, which is why OJ Simpson can live the way he does, despite having an outstanding multi-million-dollar civil judgment against him by the family of that waiter he murdered.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (k4dH2)

351 Four? I haven't had my first.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:34 PM (OrkJ9)


It's too late for us, rickb. We're doomed. It's been nice knowing you.

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

352 Dude! You could have warned us that she's almost 75.
Posted by: Oddbob

The older models need loving too. And they appreciate it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:52 PM (YmKky)

353 332 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

It seems to be an MOS requirement for MPs.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:52 PM (Lzpvj)

354 Long & lean.

Talk about curves!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 22, 2022


***
"She was hotter than a two-dollar pistol,
She was the fastest thing around!
Long and lean, every young man's dream
And she turned every head in town!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)

355 Also he is going to prison for extorting Nike.
-------------------------------------
Avenatti didn't shoeicide!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (UHVv4)

356 Wonder if her fartclam has 300k worth of sales left in it.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (2cfUo)

357 Retreading Stormy:

Shove a 10 lb ham in her and pull out the bone.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (OrkJ9)

358 In strip clubs you ain't gonna get laid, but you ARE gonna get fucked.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (QSjkU)

359 The stripper isn't pretending. It's a business transaction, with everyone knowing upfront the terms.

I agree, the guy just out to get laid and willing to pay in drinks and food or entertainment to get it is no better than a prostitute or a stripper. He's just not being as honest. If all you're after is sex, you may as well just be Charlie Sheen and pay them to leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

360 Miami Beach has declared a state of emergency due to out of control spring breakers. But the diversity was supposed to be our strength, no?

LOL

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (OalnH)

361 He just grabbed my bank account by the pussy!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels




No, Honey. He grabbed your pussy by the bank account.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2022 02:53 PM (pjDVL)

362 Trump was petrified of covid and a noted germaphobe. If he screwed Stormy it was in a spacesuit

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (oWBc3)

363 WTF.........

319 @294

>>Maybe Psaki saw the end of the week scripts and said NFW?

I rate this highly plausible, Alex Jones has said that he got intel that the junta is taking out Biden when he's in Europe and his track record is nearly 100 pct, even the gays frogs owned out.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (gig+4)

364 Stormy Daniels has lost her appeal.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: red speck at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (gS3OW)

365 If he screwed Stormy it was in a spacesuit
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Nonsense. How could they both fit in there?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (YmKky)

366 Unfortunately we don't put people in jail anymore for not paying their debts.

That concept never made sense to me anyway. How are they gonna pay their debts in stir? You're effectively punishing their family and friends because they're the ones who are gonna pull that loot together, not the guy in jail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

367
Reminder: When this prostitute went on "tour" to promote her "book" and sign sell autographs at strip joints to Losers and Simps, no one showed up.

Her only Simps are at cnn's tv studios. No one likes her; she has no fans. None.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (g73Kk)

368 Wonder if her fartclam has 300k worth of sales left in it.
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits


Doesn't have 3 bucks worth of sales left in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:54 PM (OrkJ9)

369 A Trump-appointed judge just shut down Biden's immigration policy. Liberals are losing their shit and shrieking that a single judge shouldn't be able to set nationwide policy. The lack of self-awareness is hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (haMNq)

370 When I was in college I worked under the table at a deli type place.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:47 PM (OalnH)



Morons...?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (guGkK)

371 Laptop as fig leaf?

Posted by: klaftern at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (taPSh)

372 336 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

900 lines are not bad for cheap therapy, less expensive than a real shrink.

The girls do not care what you talk about within reason, I talked about missing my wife when she was in Korea.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (Lzpvj)

373 Liberals are losing their shit and shrieking that a single judge shouldn't be able to set nationwide policy. The lack of self-awareness is hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (haMNq)

_____

This is an outrage and a miscarriage of justice.
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (OalnH)

374 Liberals are losing their shit and shrieking that a single judge shouldn't be able to set nationwide policy.

And they are right but...

The lack of self-awareness is hilarious.

yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

375 When I was in college I worked under the table at a deli type place.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Morons...?
Posted by: Cicero

No judgement here. It was dark, we all were drunk - who knew?!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:56 PM (YmKky)

376 Wolfus: Tell Chekhov to look up my pack once he's over the Rainbow Bridge. They'll keep him busy until you come for him.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 22, 2022 02:56 PM (vMM2s)

377 Laptop as fig leaf?

Posted by: klaftern at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (taPSh)


Laptop as a bid.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:56 PM (xhaym)

378 A lawyer friend once won a substantial judgement against someone who had the assets, but was refusing to pay.

The lawyer laughed, and said that he was earning more money on the judgement than on any of his investments.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

In 2015 I won a judgment, including attorney's fees, of about $800,000. Defendant owned real property and securities worth about $90,000,000. He didn't want to pay. We held off on collections during his appeal. 10% per year baby and with judgment liens perfected, he couldn't do shit. Finally paid it off in 2019 when he needed to in order to do estate planning. No one would loan him anything because all of his real property was encumbered.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 02:56 PM (KAi1n)

379 Well now I know what happens when I have a lottery ticket with multiplier option.

Had two numbers so a free ticket. Store clerk added a multiplier though did not ask for it. Well because it was a 5x multiplier, now got five free tickets for tonight's drawing worth almost $300,000.

And no Stormy when I win you can't have it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (gLfCH)

380 The private club I mentioned had no monkey business whatsoever.

The girls were just the waitresses, and as I said, obviously viewed the whole thing as a lark. A very lucrative lark, I'm sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

381 Broke the NDA, and went to Avennati for a lawyer... I just can't even. This has to dumbest whore who ever whored. Between him and Trump she'll be lucky if she isn't living beneath an overpass.

I love this story. Laugh riot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Zhwz2)

382 374 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE LACK OF DECORUM IN COURT CONFIRMATIONS-LOOK KAVANAUGH FUCKED A CHUPACABRA!

//Dick "Dick" Durbin

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (Lzpvj)

383 There will be no telling Stormy D. of the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (sjdRT)

384 That concept never made sense to me anyway. How are they gonna pay their debts in stir? You're effectively punishing their family and friends because they're the ones who are gonna pull that loot together, not the guy in jail.
______________

True, but at least it gave somebody a strong incentive to pay the debt.

In today's system, nobody has any incentive to pay, which is why so few people do.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

385 Is that asshole Doug Jones sitting next to KJB in her hearings?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 22, 2022 02:58 PM (oWBc3)

386 The private club I mentioned had no monkey business whatsoever.

Not at those prices anyway.

Posted by: A Monkey at March 22, 2022 02:58 PM (guGkK)

387 Wolfus: Tell Chekhov to look up my pack once he's over the Rainbow Bridge. They'll keep him busy until you come for him.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 22, 2022


***
I will indeed!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 02:58 PM (txdEq)

388 That lawsuit on immigration was filed by AZ, OH and MT. Reminder that state level elections are as important as federal ones. Get the right AGs at the state level and shit like this happens.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

389 Stormy is the living embodiment of the lyrics to AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Rosie":

"She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all. . .

. . .

Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2022 02:58 PM (pjDVL)

390
Did you see this?

The McCain family and Ginsurg family have issued a joint statement saying John's and Ruth's last dying wishes for the Senate to confirm Kajia Jackson Brown, and for the Senate to censure Josh Hawley. Also, their last dying wish was to condemn Putin for inflation and gas prices.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (g73Kk)

391 Worked with a fellow whose wife forced him to dance at Chippendale's. She would bring her girlfriends to watch.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (XOzuR)

392 Wow! There's so much chrome on that baby even Stormy couldn't suck it off.

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (cTCuP)

393 Whose?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 02:41 PM (OrkJ9)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (P3gRi)

394 https://tinyurl.com/79wjyv3c
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

Your links are way better than Joe Mannix's. IMHO.
Posted by: Jordan61


1947 was a very good year.
https://bit.ly/3ulliwk

It's going to be surreal to step out my front door this August, walk a few yards onto the fairway and have cars to look at. Not Pebble, It'll be about a 20 minute drive. I'll take the Triumph there so I don't need to worry about parking!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (wAnMi)

395 I looked up Stormy. She's alright.
You know who still looks great for being in porn forever?

Tsubomi

JAV is the best...

Posted by: Stateless at March 22, 2022 02:59 PM (FsZ2q)

396 So if Stormy refuses to participate at all in the Debtor's Examination that wouldn't be contempt?
Posted by: Chuck C

That's not what you posited. You posited "I ain't gonna pay a cent". That's different than refusing to participate in a debtor's exam. BTW, I once told a debtor to give me the money in his wallet (about $20). Yeah, he owed it and i got it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (KAi1n)

397 Laptop as fig leaf?

Perhaps if it's a 15 inch screen. But not a mini notebook, no.

Posted by: Paolo at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (nfrXX)

398 My boss has released us all early because of expected severe weather. When I get home I'll check in again. Have fun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (txdEq)

399 I feel sorry for those of y'all that live in NYC.
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

400 If I had a Chippendale's body, I'd be out there in a second doing my thang.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (OalnH)

401 ... She's a TMU now, but she was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I'm not familiar with that one, so I looked it up. Learn something new every day.

Give me a hint.
I looked it up too, and there are too many possibilities. Some are:
Trash Mash Up
True Mileage Unknown
Terminal make-up

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (R2gO3)

402 Trump, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: pj at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (G1dq6)

403 399 I feel sorry for those of y'all that live in NYC.
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

========

I could have sworn that a major part of his campaign was that he had once been a cop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (xPkf4)

404 JAV is the best

Japanese women tend to hold up a VERY long time then completely disintegrate all at once. Plus, the right make up and looking cute goes a very long ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

405 If a club is making money it doesn't want any funny stuff, they can't afford it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (XOzuR)

406
btw, lol @ for Ace having to explain the zelensky/npc/fauci meme yesterday to all you boomers

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (g73Kk)

407 A Trump-appointed judge just shut down Biden's immigration policy. Liberals are losing their shit and shrieking that a single judge shouldn't be able to set nationwide policy. The lack of self-awareness is hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 02:55 PM (haMNq)
______________

That alone makes my day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

408 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

___

So Adams is either the stupidest mayor in America or absolutely does not want to tackle crime.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)

409 408 So Adams is either the stupidest mayor in America or absolutely does not want to tackle crime.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)

=========

Could be networking and looking for a free lunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (xPkf4)

410 I got an attorney sanctioned once for discovery misconduct - $1,000 or something. She said she wouldn't pay. I sent over a debtor's exam notice and she paid.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (KAi1n)

411 408 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)

or he really enjoyed her work in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (Lzpvj)

412 If a club is making money it doesn't want any funny stuff, they can't afford it.

Just about every restaurant or business that serves food has to struggle with idiots selling drugs out the back and the like, its a constant battle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

413 399 I feel sorry for those of y'all that live in NYC.
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
_________________________

Us New Yorkers already know Adams is a leftwing asshole who won't solve anything. He's basically a less-lazy version of that de Blasio cocksucker.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

414 405 If a club is making money it doesn't want any funny stuff, they can't afford it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 03:01 PM (XOzuR)
___________

The private club I mentioned was established by the faculty members, and so most definitely did not want any (ahem) blowback.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

415 What's more "low"?

a. Hot girl gets guys to buy her drinks all night in the hopes of fucking her, but goes home alone

b. Hot girls shows the good to guys for the same money on a stage

The stripper isn't pretending. It's a business transaction, with everyone knowing upfront the terms.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:51 PM (OalnH)

I think everyone understands the terms in scenario 'a', and while the potential for frustration may be greater, the potential gain is also much greater if your successful in convincing the hot girl to have sex with you vs 'b', because taking a hot stripper home for sex seems like a good idea until you actually do.

Posted by: ironmoron at March 22, 2022 03:03 PM (jAxSK)

416 Daniels says she'll go to jail rather than "pay a penny" to Trump.

That would be sweet.

-------

Predicted future headline:

"Stormy Daniels Released After Spending Two Days in Prison Because ... Who's Gonn

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 22, 2022 03:03 PM (ruiqp)

417 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood

She's got the biggest dick in Chicago. Makes sense.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:03 PM (KAi1n)

418 159 >>>Whatever your opinion of tennis, I think you have to admit tennis pros are very fit people.

> Rafael Nadal ended with heavy chest pain after Indian Wells final match.

This is not normal.


Nadal is one of the best players in the world. It's like the Danish soccer player who collapsed. Guy was in perfect shape, and nearly dropped dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2022 02:23 PM (XSRBF)


A lot of soccer players have collapsed on field, or had unexpected heart attacks. There's a reason the CDC wanted to stretch the interval between jabs.

Posted by: Iblis at March 22, 2022 03:03 PM (g6c4t)

419 399 I feel sorry for those of y'all that live in NYC.
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
_____________

What a good idea.

This is comedy gold day, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

420 Give me a hint.
I looked it up too, and there are too many possibilities. Some are:
Trash Mash Up
True Mileage Unknown
Terminal make-up
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (R2gO3)
_________________________

True Mileage Unknown. See my comment above explaining it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

421 400 If I had a Chippendale's body, I'd be out there in a second doing my thang.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:00 PM (OalnH)
--------

Home was not a happy place if he didn't dance.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (XOzuR)

422 because taking a hot stripper home for sex seems like a good idea until you actually do

I think it was here? I read some guy tell the tale about how he took home a porn actress (didn't say who) and she spent the whole time looking at the nonexistent camera instead of him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

423 ... Who's Gonna Stop Them?"

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (ruiqp)

424 415 Posted by: ironmoron at March 22, 2022 03:03 PM (jAxSK)

I think the South Korean Juicy Bars are a nice blend....

if you have a full body condom.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Lzpvj)

425 326 The baby's awake!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2022 02:46 PM (YmKky)


Awww...Good morning, baby!

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (cTCuP)

426 Speaking of Stormy, I've met a couple of women who had breast implants removed. They felt the silicone was causing serious health issues.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

427 Four killed in Tuesday afternoon mixed ramming-stabbing terror attack in Be'er Sheva. Terrorist was known to security forces as ISIS supporter.

NSFW graphic video.

https://nitter.net/RoINTEL/status/
1506309446468874248

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 22, 2022 03:05 PM (UHVv4)

428 186 In 2017/8 the thought among the MSM/Left (BIRM) was that in order to beat Trump in 2020 they'd need their own version of Trump. And Avenatti was it. A loud bombastic asshole not afraid to speak his mind.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (OalnH)


Welp, with Joe, they got their 2020 wish for a loud bombastic asshole not afraid to speak his mind. But Joe also has traits they did not want: Stupid, intellectually lazy, bigoted, divisive, foreign policy idiot, economics idiot, and more!

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2022 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

429 kind of weird to see the two-tier legal system actually hand a win to the renegade leader of the second class citizenry

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 22, 2022 03:05 PM (ZZK0E)

430 422 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

They are interesting as a psychological study group and run the gamut, I worked a security contract at a club in Ohio and met several.

Their make-up artists deserve either medals or indictments depending on your POV.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 03:05 PM (Lzpvj)

431 112 He may need the money. New York State is still pursuing a tax case against him. I have no idea if they win or not.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 22, 2022 03:06 PM (3SFo/)

432 I think everyone understands the terms in scenario 'a', and while the potential for frustration may be greater, the potential gain is also much greater if your successful in convincing the hot girl to have sex with you vs 'b', because taking a hot stripper home for sex seems like a good idea until you actually do.

___

I didn't mean you fuck the stripper in b. I meant you pay $100 and watch them dance nekkid for a bit. Vs you pay $100 to buy drinks in the hope you get somewhere.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:06 PM (OalnH)

433 >if you have a full body condom.

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (Lzpvj)


Aren't those mandatory for Saturday overnight threads here?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

434 427 Four killed in Tuesday afternoon mixed ramming-stabbing terror attack in Be'er Sheva. Terrorist was known to security forces as ISIS supporter.

___

That damn Putin!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (OalnH)

435 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?

Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (cTCuP)

436 In 2017/8 the thought among the MSM/Left (BIRM) was that in order to beat Trump in 2020 they'd need their own version of Trump. And Avenatti was it. A loud bombastic asshole not afraid to speak his mind.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 02:26 PM (OalnH)
____________

Tea Party --> Coffee Party
Rush Limbaugh --> Air America

They can't help themselves - they're constitutively imitative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

437 Did Feinstein ask Jumanji Jackson Brown about this?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

438 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

In other news, Stacy Abrams turns to Jerry Nadler for ideas on weight loss.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (nfrXX)

439 Welp, with Joe, they got their 2020 wish for a loud bombastic asshole not afraid to speak his mind.
___________

We'll pardon the exaggeration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

440
btw, lol @ for Ace having to explain the zelensky/npc/fauci meme yesterday to all you boomers
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


We old folks sometimes need help understanding "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

441 >>> 384 That concept never made sense to me anyway. How are they gonna pay their debts in stir? You're effectively punishing their family and friends because they're the ones who are gonna pull that loot together, not the guy in jail.
______________

True, but at least it gave somebody a strong incentive to pay the debt.

In today's system, nobody has any incentive to pay, which is why so few people do.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 22, 2022 02:57 PM (k4dH2)

Isn't racking up shitloads of debt simply another form of theft? Someone has delivered goods or services to you, in good faith, and you paid them... nothing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (llON8)

442 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?
Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (cTCuP)


There is great significance to the passage of time.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (h5TKJ)

443 433 Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

strongly suggested anyway

Posted by: sven at March 22, 2022 03:09 PM (Lzpvj)

444 @DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

--

Like how to bring more in? That's the only expertise she (it?) could offer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 03:09 PM (sVtYq)

445 438 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

In other news, Stacy Abrams turns to Jerry Nadler for ideas on weight loss.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 03:08 PM (nfrXX)
___________

Stormy Daniels turns to Jussie Smollett for career advice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

446 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?

As usual, the right answer is to blame the Federal government. It should only be 1:00.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 03:09 PM (nfrXX)

447 444 @DailyMail
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

--

Like how to bring more in? That's the only expertise she (it?) could offer.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 03:09 PM (sVtYq)


did he call or just say beetlejuice 3x?

Posted by: Mr. Senor Monsieur at March 22, 2022 03:10 PM (UPp47)

448 Maybe Stormy and Omarosa can get a stand up act together and hit the Branson circuit?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 22, 2022 03:10 PM (1IJnB)

449 @426 I've met a couple of women who had breast implants removed. They felt the silicone was causing serious health issues.

----

There's been a low but constant level of complaints by "wearers" for a long time.

Posted by: Junior at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (zCzms)

450 I'm totally up for being a male dancer.


What's that? Chippendale? I thought you said Clydesdale!

Never mind then.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (m45I2)

451 Isn't racking up shitloads of debt simply another form of theft? Someone has delivered goods or services to you, in good faith, and you paid them... nothing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It's a civil suit. Incarceration is not a remedy available in a civil suit.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)

452 Irony? That's Avenatti's money paying off Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Scuy0)

453
Well, on any day, at the top of the hour, it's 2:00PM somewhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (Mzdiz)

454 Wolfus saw the report on Chekov, sad that happened.
As say often on pet thread, They are better with us and we are better humans to have them.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (2JoB8)

455 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood


No local cops he could talk to? None? Really?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (OrkJ9)

456 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

So Juicy is going to travel to NYC and discover that Times Square is MAGA country?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2022 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)

457 426 Speaking of Stormy, I've met a couple of women who had breast implants removed. They felt the silicone was causing serious health issues.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

Not to mention it is false advertising.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2022 03:12 PM (N39Ws)

458 Dani Daniels >>>> Stormy Daniels

Posted by: pr0n connoisseur at March 22, 2022 03:13 PM (h5TKJ)

459 442 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?
Posted by: creeper at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (cTCuP)

There is great significance to the passage of time.
Posted by: Kamala Harris
--------

What happened?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2022 03:14 PM (XOzuR)

460 There's been a low but constant level of complaints by "wearers" for a long time.

--

My mom used to transcribe call-in information from women who had been harmed by implants. It was for some kind of class action lawsuit. There are forums out there for "explants" that give gory details on not only the physical symptoms faced by these women, but the gross condition of the implants themselves once they're removed. Black mold, goo, etc...and a chest cavity that has to be scraped to get all the migrating silicone out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 03:14 PM (sVtYq)

461 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
___________

God forbid he talk to Rudy Giuliani, or his former police chief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

462 What is Stormy's real name?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

463 Did Feinstein ask Jumanji Jackson Brown about this?
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

She wrote Lawyers in Love?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

464 I don't get this whole "tucking" thing. The minute you move it's going to pop back out, unless you have a micro-micro-peen.

Oh, wait. I may have just answered my own question.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (HsAzN)

465 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
Posted by: redridinghood


No local cops he could talk to? None? Really?

Didn't he used to be a cop? He must've been a great one..

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (Tfw9T)

466 NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime

So Juicy is going to travel to NYC and discover that Times Square is MAGA country?
Posted by: Ian S.


"This is Theater Country!" Jazzhands!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (OrkJ9)

467 What is Stormy's real name?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

Tempest

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

468 Botched

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

469 What is Stormy's real name?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Drizzle

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:15 PM (KAi1n)

470 It's 2:00. How did that happen?
Posted by: creeper


The big hand and the little hand went round and round. Poof! 2:00!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 22, 2022 03:16 PM (Vxu+H)

471 462 What is Stormy's real name?

Stephanie Clifford

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:16 PM (HsAzN)

472 I don't get this whole "tucking" thing. The minute you move it's going to pop back out, unless you have a micro-micro-peen.


That's the point

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2022 03:16 PM (mR6Gs)

473 My mom used to transcribe call-in information from women who had been harmed by implants. It was for some kind of class action lawsuit. There are forums out there for "explants" that give gory details on not only the physical symptoms faced by these women, but the gross condition of the implants themselves once they're removed. Black mold, goo, etc...and a chest cavity that has to be scraped to get all the migrating silicone out.

Getting the implants removed cost several times what the original procedure cost.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2022 03:14

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:16 PM (eGTCV)

474
Flashback: Remember when camela harris told the group of child-actors they were going to live on the Moon?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 03:17 PM (g73Kk)

475 IIRC there's silicone and saline. Different kinds of implants. I don't think there are silicon implants.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:17 PM (KAi1n)

476 Stephanie Clifford
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:16 PM (HsAzN)

Stephanie Clifford sounds like a nice person.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:17 PM (eGTCV)

477 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?
Posted by: creeper

There is great significance to the passage of time.
Posted by: Kamala Harris

What happened?
Posted by: Braenyard

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping,
Into the future

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 03:18 PM (OrkJ9)

478 IIRC there's silicone and saline. Different kinds of implants. I don't think there are silicon implants.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Posted by: Bender at March 22, 2022 03:18 PM (nfrXX)

479 And here I thought she was a big believer in the rule of law. Fun Fact: Oscar Wilde went to jail after he lost a slander suit.

Posted by: tmitsss at March 22, 2022 03:18 PM (xusaH)

480 What is Stormy's real name?

******

Everyone knows it's Wendy

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2022 03:19 PM (m45I2)

481 >>>What happened?
Posted by: Braenyard

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping,
Into the future
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 03:18 PM (OrkJ9)

=======

Time after time.

Posted by: Me too at March 22, 2022 03:19 PM (sd4m5)

482 Tackle crime by not tackling crime. He'll need more money first. Lightfoot Lori can use the credit for the genius idea.

Everybody wins!

Posted by: klaftern at March 22, 2022 03:19 PM (taPSh)

483 Good grief. It's 2:00. How did that happen?
Posted by: creeper
There is great significance to the passage of time.
Posted by: Kamala Harris
What happened?
Posted by: Braenyard
Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping,
Into the future
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2022 03:18 PM


Can't help you, boss. My bottle's empty.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (RkC6l)

484 Any attorneys here, can civil suit judgements be discharged in a bankruptcy if she doesn't own a house to put a lis pendens on?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (KvJ5z)

485 And Wendy has stormy eyes.

Posted by: TC at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (wu4G7)

486 Stephanie Clifford sounds like a nice person.

Clifford the big red stripper?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (nfrXX)

487 Isn't racking up shitloads of debt simply another form of theft? Someone has delivered goods or services to you, in good faith, and you paid them... nothing.

Yes, deliberately piling up debt you cannot possibly pay back is essentially theft -- but its theft that is encouraged and protected by bankruptcy laws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

488 Maybe Stormy and Omarosa can get a stand up act together and hit the Branson circuit?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 22, 2022 03:10 PM (1IJnB)

***

I've got an idea...

Posted by: Zombie Larry Flynt at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (flINI)

489 485 And Wendy has stormy eyes.
Posted by: TC at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (wu4G7)

Whatever happened to that ginger who did teh Wendy's commercials for a while?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (dfRN6)

490 Too bad Avenatti is sitting in jail and judgment proof, for the foreseeable future

Posted by: AMartel at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (aRX3l)

491 I'll never hear "Windy" again without picturing its use in the classic Breaking Bad montage of "Wendy" going about her meth-whore day.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (HsAzN)

492 >>> 474
Flashback: Remember when camela harris told the group of child-actors they were going to live on the Moon?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 03:17 PM (g73Kk)

Yeah, and now we hear all these asshoes talking about pods and bugs and shit. What's up with that?!

Posted by: Child-Actors at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (llON8)

493 That said, I draw a distinction between debt caused by disaster and well meaning catastrophe and debt caused by "whee I want more money to spend!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

494 Everyone knows it's Wendy

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2022 03:19 PM (m45I2)

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There was an hilarious Breaking Bad episode with that song in the opening about a lot lizard meth hoe named Wendy.

I saw Lot Lizard Meth Hoe open for $20, same as in town.

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (ruiqp)

495 just delurking to send Wolfus a hug, and a skritch to Chekov (unless he doesn't want skritches right now)

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (wT1E+)

496 And Wendy has stormy eyes.
Posted by: TC at March 22, 2022 03:20 PM (wu4G7)

Flashes at the sound of...fries?

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (5iUNf)

497 And here I thought she was a big believer in the rule of law. Fun Fact: Oscar Wilde went to jail after he lost a slander suit.
Posted by: tmitsss

In England, in the 19th century.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (KAi1n)

498 lis pendens

That whore would put her lis pendens on any peepee.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 22, 2022 03:23 PM (LCzyp)

499 LOL LOL LOL

HotGas is shocked that the inflation Biden said didn't exist actually exists and will be with us for a long time.

So moderate. So pragmatic. So centrist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:23 PM (OalnH)

500 Whatever happened to that ginger who did teh Wendy's commercials for a while?

As soon as she got really popular, they folded the campaign. I mean, there wasn't much further they could go with the concept, but probably she wanted more money. She seemed very pleasant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

501 Any attorneys here, can civil suit judgements be discharged in a bankruptcy if she doesn't own a house to put a lis pendens on?
Posted by: CaliGirl

You can't use a lis pendens to secure a judgment so the question is moot.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:23 PM (KAi1n)

502 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:23 PM (OalnH)

Such restoration of norms.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 22, 2022 03:24 PM (JBWV2)

503 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:21 PM (HsAzN)

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Horde mind! Beat me by 30 nanoseconds ...

Posted by: ShainS -- They are Child Predators, not Groomers at March 22, 2022 03:24 PM (ruiqp)

504 I want to tell her to use lis pendens but the point is probably moot.

Posted by: Rick Springfield at March 22, 2022 03:24 PM (HsAzN)

505 lis pendens
......

lesbian diapers?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

506 CaliGirl, dischargeability in BK depends on a lot of factors, like the nature of the judgment among others. (Some things are not dischargeable, such as punitive damages I believe.) A lot of stuff is protected, like tools of the trade and basic household furnishings, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:25 PM (KAi1n)

507 503 Horde mind! Beat me by 30 nanoseconds ...

That montage scene was so well done! Man, that show was good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2022 03:25 PM (HsAzN)

508 And so it begins....2024 polling between Trump and Biden is underway.

Emerson has Trump +3.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (OalnH)

509 just delurking to send Wolfus a hug, and a skritch to Chekov (unless he doesn't want skritches right now)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 22, 2022 03:22 PM (wT1E+)


Hugs for you, SiD. Hope you're doing okay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

510 Nood Psaki.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (RkC6l)

511 Another forgotten redhead I liked a lot was the psychic on Babylon 5 Patricia Tallman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

512 Morgan Smith-Goodwin. Looks like after Wendy's she started doing teevee series I've never seen nor never will.

Darn.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 22, 2022 03:27 PM (dfRN6)

513 Nood Psaki.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (RkC6l)
.......

Yikes!

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

514 HotGas is shocked that the inflation Biden said didn't exist actually exists and will be with us for a long time.

And Bill Barr is shocked he lied about his corruption and prolife groups that endorsed him are shocked that he is radically pro-abortion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 22, 2022 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

515 510 Nood Psaki.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2022 03:26 PM (RkC6l)

__

So it is red too?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 22, 2022 03:27 PM (OalnH)

516 Isn't racking up shitloads of debt simply another form of theft? Someone has delivered goods or services to you, in good faith, and you paid them... nothing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
It's a civil suit. Incarceration is not a remedy available in a civil suit.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)


A Bitcoin analysis of money hinges on where does money come from: in a gold backed money system it comes from digging it out of the ground for example, and in Fiat, it is created by the banks giving out unbacked loans and credit. The labor is in the future creating or finding the wealth to underfill the loan.

In that analysis, the more debt you get into, the more wealth you create, and the richer you are. If you only save, then the value of your savings are lost by the money being created making what you are holding worth less due to inflation.

Everyone winds up like the White Queen running as fast as they can to stay in one place trying to pay back the debt.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2022 03:28 PM (xhaym)

517
Nood Psuki Pfuki Psiki

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 22, 2022 03:29 PM (g73Kk)

518 Fun Fact: Oscar Wilde went to jail after he lost a slander suit. Posted by: tmitsss

Pretty sure he won a 1 penny verdict. It was the Marquess of Queensbury, of boxing rules fame, who said that Wilde was homosexual because Wilde was infatuated with his son "Bosie" (Lord Alfred Douglas) and Wilde, for whatever reason, sued him. The evidence at trial was devastating to Wilde, but the jury found that the Marquess did indeed say what he said and the preponderance of the evidence was that it was a false statement. Soon thereafter Wilde was caught soliciting male sex acts and locked up in Reading Gaol.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2022 03:30 PM (BMmaB)

519 ok, the Daniels story is BS. Buuuuuuuut, every other story is completely true.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 22, 2022 03:42 PM (9X60i)

520 Trump is the one john in history who got his hooker to pay *him.*
That's not just Mack Daddy Hall Of Fame siht, that's Babe Ruthian Numero Uno Face Of The Game Mt Rushmore ballplayer....

Posted by: BuddyPC at March 22, 2022 03:47 PM (ii/mF)

521 Always late to the party.

Stormy Daniels lost her appeal long before this episode.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 22, 2022 04:44 PM (hKi6n)

522 "Oft"
"Evil"
"Will"
"Mar"
[grammatical assembly required]

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 22, 2022 05:06 PM (videA)

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